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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “Lanterns” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Remember that
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to be in Boston, Massachusetts, I am
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  Speaker 1: here tonight at the Boston City Winery. So come check
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  Speaker 1: me out if you take a notion. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: stuff is going on. I guess Stephen A. Smith has
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  Speaker 1: agreed to go on Jemele Hill and Kerry Champion's podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You hear that? That's what he needed to do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he needed to do. If he'd have done
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  Speaker 1: that in the first place, he'd have been a lot
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  Speaker 1: better off. Come on, man. Yeah. And I just, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we've all had our asses whooped, but I think sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it is, it is a moment to reflect, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: To learn. Here's the thing. If, if, if, if when
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart did his roast, if, if what he said
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  Speaker 1: was kind of tantamount to what was, he said there were,
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  Speaker 1: there were four people, he named four people that don't
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  Speaker 1: like black people.
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  Speaker 3: Stephen A.
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  Speaker 1: Smith was one of them. And of course, Stephen A.
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  Speaker 1: Smith at that time, Said he was hurt by that.
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  Speaker 1: And then the NABJ, which is about three months later, right?
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  Speaker 1: So if the consistent thing is, and he's been, I've
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  Speaker 1: seen him on a number of interviews, whether with Joy
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  Speaker 1: Reid or other people, even on the Shea Room, they
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  Speaker 1: alluded to it. If black people have a certain, or
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  Speaker 1: people have a certain perception of you, obviously you are
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  Speaker 1: not obligated to clear our perceptions or, you know, what
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  Speaker 1: people think of you generally is none of your business.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't be shocked when there's a consistent consensus, right?
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: Based on that. And so I just... Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and to act as if he didn't know what the
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  Speaker 1: offense was, was really just kind of, I was gobsmacked
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  Speaker 1: by that. I'm like, you don't know, but nobody bought
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  Speaker 1: no receipts. Okay, here's a receipt. You went to the
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  Speaker 1: shade room to apologize to Jasmine Crockett. Why? Right? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't know what it was. And it's not just,
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  Speaker 1: first off, I, like everybody else, thinks that certainly politicians,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who they are, should be, they shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be off-limits. Politicians are like tools, right? You shouldn't get
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  Speaker 1: mad because somebody disrespects a politician any more than you
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  Speaker 1: do if somebody disrespects a hammer or nails. But if
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  Speaker 1: you did that consistently to everybody, nobody would have a
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  Speaker 1: good time. Nobody would have a hard time.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't impugn, in this case, the way she talks.
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  Speaker 1: and the efficacy of her speech, and not talk about
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  Speaker 1: the guy who's the leader of the free world and
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  Speaker 1: how poorly he speaks and the disrespectful, disruptive things he says,
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  Speaker 1: calling people piggy and you the president, telling people to
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  Speaker 1: shut up and you the president, calling people dumb and
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  Speaker 1: you the president. Come on now. Damn what she says.
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  Speaker 1: If he'd have had that critique, particularly in this instance
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  Speaker 1: of her and the president, nobody would have said anything.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair, right? Yeah, that's fair and balanced. If you
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  Speaker 1: do it for everybody, nobody cares. But you got mad
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  Speaker 1: at the NABJ because they did something you didn't like,
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  Speaker 1: but you didn't say nothing. And I'm telling you, two
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago when you said something about the UFC thing
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  Speaker 1: and he basically said you were too stupid to be president,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't say anything about it. That's the problem. You
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  Speaker 1: can talk about LeBron James or Kyrie Irving or Kwame,
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  Speaker 1: a litany, but you just don't seem to have the same.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't get that by now, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know what anybody else could say. It's just crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time to listen to Alibo, the streaming hack warrior.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, Alibo?
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  Speaker 2: I hope you have had a great summer. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I went to the grocery store the other day. And
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  Speaker 2: as usual, as soon as I enter, the manager greets
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  Speaker 2: me with coupons. And the shopping carts fight over who
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  Speaker 2: gets to roll with me.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh. You know I'm a warrior.
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  Speaker 2: So when I walk down the frozen food aisle, the
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  Speaker 2: food unfreezes out of respect. I'm serious. I have noticed
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  Speaker 2: the prices are still high. The price of eggs are
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  Speaker 2: so high, I asked for a dozen and the cashier
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  Speaker 2: asked if I wanted to finance it. But I was,
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  Speaker 2: now comes with a monthly payment plan. And the dealers
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  Speaker 2: are selling weed and eggs on the corners. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 2: And the beef is so expensive, people are eating the
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  Speaker 2: tofu and calling it emotional support beef.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: It's so bad, I'll eat whatever the chickens are eating,
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  Speaker 2: or I'll just eat my own words. They are filled
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  Speaker 2: with power and protein. I'm serious. Today's movie has nothing
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  Speaker 2: to do with high prices, but it is very expensive
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  Speaker 2: to make. The show is Lanterns, starring Aaron DePierre. It
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  Speaker 2: is an eight-part series streaming on the HBO. Pierre plays
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  Speaker 2: new recruit John DeStewart. He is joined by veteran Hal DeJordan.
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  Speaker 2: They are drawn into a dark mystery as they investigate
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  Speaker 2: murder in a small town in Nebraska. Why would aliens
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  Speaker 2: invade Earth and go to a tiny town in Nebraska
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  Speaker 2: where everyone is related? That's like hiding in plain sight.
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  Speaker 2: In plain sight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 2: You see, the aliens are the shape a ship does,
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  Speaker 2: so they can look like everyone else, with bad teeth
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  Speaker 2: and beer bellies.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: The action is a little slow at the first, but
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  Speaker 2: it's like a detective show, like Law & Order U.F.N.O.
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  Speaker 2: But the pace picks up, and there is plenty of action.
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  Speaker 2: I give this show three handbags. And if you order
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  Speaker 2: right now, I will not send you something very special
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  Speaker 2: because beef prices are so high. I will send you
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  Speaker 2: a case of my new beef cola. Yes, beef cola,
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  Speaker 2: one bottle, one cow, zero utensils. Why pay for a
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  Speaker 2: beggar when you can drink the whole cow? Beef cola,
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  Speaker 2: it's the meat that pours.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 2: This is Elibo, your hacking warrior, with the stream hacking
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  Speaker 2: movie review. Hamne, salam, nihanane. Stay safe and healthy.
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  Speaker 1: Hamne, hamne, ham. Uh-oh. Now it's time to take a
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  Speaker 1: peek into Jasmine's diary. We have your diary. Either you
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  Speaker 1: read it or we will. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Dear Diary, one of the worst things that you can
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  Speaker 3: do to me is invite me somewhere. only for me
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  Speaker 3: to arrive and find that you've invited other people. I
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  Speaker 3: don't mind other people, but if you tell me that
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  Speaker 3: you and I are going out for a girl's brunch,
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  Speaker 3: why are you bringing a man? Now, I'm not trying
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  Speaker 3: to be disrespectful, but me and my girlfriend, we got
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  Speaker 3: into an argument about this because she and I typically
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  Speaker 3: have a standing get-together brunch at least once a month
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  Speaker 3: or once every other weekend because we're both so busy.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me why she.
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  Speaker 3: Decides to bring her man on our brunch. And then
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  Speaker 3: she doesn't understand why I'm offended. I'm like, if he
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  Speaker 3: didn't bring a friend for me to talk to, why
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  Speaker 3: do I want to sit here eating my French toast
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  Speaker 3: as you guys are snuggling and cuddling and rubbing? I
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  Speaker 3: was so mad at her. And she said I was
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  Speaker 3: being immature because of that. Am I being immature? I
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  Speaker 3: don't think so. So now I'm sitting here staring at y'all,
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  Speaker 3: staring at each other, wondering why no one is staring
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  Speaker 3: at me. I don't think there's anything wrong with me
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  Speaker 3: being upset about that. And besides, it's supposed to be
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  Speaker 3: a me and you.
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  Speaker 1: Thing, not a me, you, and your boo. And she
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  Speaker 1: said I should get a man.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she's right about that, but she didn't have
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  Speaker 3: to flaunt hers in front of me.