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Should guys cry and pee sitting down? · STEVE 8

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  SPEAKER_00: What's up?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm in the JFK Museum.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh JFK Museum.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know who that is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, I mean I know I know who that is.
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  SPEAKER_00: JFK.
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  SPEAKER_00: JFK.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: He was he was the president.
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  SPEAKER_03: He was shot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and the guys, the guys I'm with, that's what they wanted to do.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that's what we're doing.
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  SPEAKER_03: So um Courtney showed up.
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  SPEAKER_03: Courtney's here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Remember Courtney?
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  SPEAKER_03: You're Australian.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's my uh he's my favorite fixer.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm the only fixer that still remains, so this the slim pickings.
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  SPEAKER_01: But thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're still fixing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh well it depends what you what you're referring to.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm fixing I'm trying to fix a lot.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a lot of things that need repairing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh we're fixing to go to the beach.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we're about to fix ourselves a cocktail as well.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay, good, good, good.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So what's new?
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  SPEAKER_03: What's new, Satch, besides JFK?
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  SPEAKER_00: Man, I've been on this just like incredible like guys weekend, you know, uh uh Texas style.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh connecting with the duck connecting with the dudes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Connecting with the dudes, staying up late, drinking beer, drinking whiskey, eating barbecue, eating pizza, eating Mexican food.
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  SPEAKER_01: That sounds like a true boy's adventure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it has been so tiring and exhausting and fun at the same time.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Courtney's got Courtney's got a bunch of bros like that.
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  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: That he traveled the world with.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I don't mean I mean his his bros.
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  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you gotta have some bros, you know?
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  SPEAKER_03: 100%.
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  SPEAKER_01: And when you get together, the bros get browing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you are you guys are you guys talking about deep stuff?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because that's what we what that's what the dudes have to like figure out, how to like talk about important stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are you are you having those conversations or are you just having conversations about those conversations happen late at night when it's uh when when we're you know a few drinks in and kind of loosening up and then you start talking about your feeling, your old lady or your uh your parents or your money situation or whatever, you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you get to know you get to know people pretty well when you go five days together.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Any tears yet?
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyone anyone cried?
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh no crying.
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  SPEAKER_00: You've not got any crying.
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  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: How many days left?
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  SPEAKER_00: We leave tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Still time, still time for a cry.
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  SPEAKER_01: And just remember, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: We none of us really have anything to cry about, honestly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Our lives are all pretty stable and good, and no uh psychological problems.
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  unknown: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I have been losing my voice a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: We went to this place called Billy Bob's world's largest honky tonk.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was it was incredible.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was absolutely incredible.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's what's the world's largest honky tonk?
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  SPEAKER_03: What is a honky tonk?
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that like a a bar?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and uh yeah, where they play country music.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's a venue.
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  SPEAKER_03: So it was a karaoke.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it we we saw Charlie Crockett, who's a musician.
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  unknown: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh did you cry?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dude's gotta cry.
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  SPEAKER_02: You gotta cry.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dude's gotta cry.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh I don't know if that's gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, the yeah, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: You would think they'd be crying.
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  SPEAKER_00: These guys say they can they pee sitting down.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I right there you'd think they'd also be criers.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, that's yeah, I'm worried there's not tears at this point.
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  SPEAKER_01: It sounds like uh emotions need to be.
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  SPEAKER_03: But hang on, I've started to I've started to do that, Satch.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do what?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not there yet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Must be like an old person.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bathroom thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: The bathroom thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't talk about it because I don't like talking about bathroom stuff, but I I'm starting to sit down now.
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  SPEAKER_03: Especially at night, so I don't want to.
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  SPEAKER_00: It never crossed my mind to do that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, if see because it here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: If it's at I I learned this from my my buddy Doug.
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  SPEAKER_03: At night when you don't have light you don't want to turn the lights on to wake up, wake up your wife, then you can be in the dark and you just feel around and then you can sit down.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then and then, you know, there's no that and there's yeah, there's no mess and there's no lights.
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  SPEAKER_03: So that's it started with that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So try.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would just give it a shot.
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  SPEAKER_03: And your your buddies who do that, they're smart.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're also, I would urge you to convince your buddies who do that, which means they're smart, to carry a purse.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because that's also a smart thing for dudes to do is have a purse.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're really trying to just emasculate men everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to make people smarter.
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  SPEAKER_03: A purse is is smart.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's a smart thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: You put all your shit in the purse.
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  SPEAKER_00: We went to an indoor rodeo last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was incredible.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, nope, not one purse, not one dude with a purse in that rodeo.
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  SPEAKER_00: I believe no, and even us, the toughest guys there, once you see a guy rope a steer, jump off, flip the steer, tie his legs, you're like, okay, I'm not a man anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what I am.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm gonna start seeing the antipee.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you cry?
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe, maybe have you ever been to this?
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  SPEAKER_00: This was my first rodeo.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, we went to a we went to a rodeo speech.
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  SPEAKER_03: We went to a rodeo at the fair last year, and our favorite thing were the little little babies.
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  SPEAKER_03: Did you did did they do a little babies?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like they had kids chasing a greased pig or a greased calf or something.
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  SPEAKER_03: The peewees, they call it like pee-wee rodeo or something.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's hysterical.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, the ones we saw, they just put a peewee on a little cow or and then just let the cow run or something.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it's just how long can you hold on?
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  SPEAKER_01: When you say pee-wee, you're talking about like midgets on miniatures?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, no, little tiny, like like five-year-olds.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sounds like a circus.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like a five-year-old.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, or like an actual smaller.
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  SPEAKER_00: What is what is Courtney doing?
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  SPEAKER_00: What is Courtney doing in Ohio?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a good bloody question.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna cry tonight, though, I can tell you that much.
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  SPEAKER_01: Have a good cry.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that sounds interesting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe you can record it for me so that I can understand what that's like and how to get into that space.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're making we're making plans for a um for a TV show that we're gonna do.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're also reminiscing because you know, um, I was at Courtney's did I tell you this?
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  SPEAKER_03: I was at Courtney's wedding?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: In Mongolia.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I didn't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mongolia.
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  SPEAKER_03: There was a bald eagle there.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it was a Mongolian eagle.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it was whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was an eagle.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was like 21 pounds or something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dude, that child could have actually ridden that eagle and like flown.
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  SPEAKER_01: Probably, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Long distance.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he's had a Mongolian.
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  SPEAKER_00: Was the eagle brought in, or it just happened to be flying around the wedding?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it was brought in.
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  SPEAKER_01: I met a guy the day before the wedding, um, actually at the liquor store trying to buy booze, so there was enough booze to get everyone crying.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, yeah, this this local dude had a Mongolian eagle eagle on his shoulder and said, It's you know, 20 bucks for a photo, I think it was.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I said, I'll give you a hundred bucks if you come to my wedding tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: He said, Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: In in broken monguish.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_03: Um It was funny because I was with them uh ahead of that, and they they basically planned their wedding the morning of.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean the they never planned, but that was probably the har lot of the wedding.
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  SPEAKER_03: I followed them around filming them, planning their wedding.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: As as you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: As the did you make a video, a wedding video for them?
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  SPEAKER_03: I did not.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I I oh I see that's what worries me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have that footage.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_00: You you have the footage and you never made the movie.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_03: I never made the movie.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_00: You know how I feel about that.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_03: I know how you feel.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's so we should probably get that.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_03: Makes me cry.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_03: We should probably put together PTS.