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New Dirty Little Secret: “She Went on a Date for Her Bestie" · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your last to promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
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  Speaker 2: Makes one of two point nine.
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  Speaker 3: A Bailly a kid, Happy Monday, Candice Lopez, she's her producer,
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  Speaker 3: who is here. It's a very Monday Monday outside. It's
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  Speaker 3: just very blind and the struggle is real. And everyone
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  Speaker 3: I talked.
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  Speaker 2: To they're like, I don't know what's going on. My
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  Speaker 2: son is? I feel like everybody's sick.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah allergies.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, something is going on. Either way, hopefully you were
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  Speaker 3: doing well. If you get a secret, you'd let us know.
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  Speaker 3: Confess anytime you want at eight three three seven eight
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  Speaker 3: seven at one O two nine eight three three seven
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  Speaker 3: eight seven one o two nine.
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  Speaker 2: And you have a secret, bring it. What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? So I'm about to sound completely insane. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: put it out there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good, I love insane.
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  Speaker 4: But but my bestie is my bestie, and I'm always
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  Speaker 4: going to like do what's best for my bestie.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So she got passed up for a promotion at work.
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  Speaker 4: And this girl slays every day. She outperforms everybody, including
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  Speaker 4: this one random guy in her department.
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  Speaker 1: And somehow she got passed up for promotion. And he
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  Speaker 1: got the promotion.
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  Speaker 3: Like that.
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  Speaker 4: I know, like we already had our place picked out
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  Speaker 4: for like a celebratory brunch and everything.
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  Speaker 1: So it was like a big disappointment, even to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like her best cheerleader, right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, her boss tried to like smooth it over and say,
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  Speaker 4: you know what, he's not even getting a raise. We
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  Speaker 4: just need him to feel like he's moving up since
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  Speaker 4: he's been here longer than you.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez.
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  Speaker 2: The boss said that, wow, yeah, my friend.
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  Speaker 3: So basically, he's getting the promotion because been there longer
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  Speaker 3: and that's the only reason we need to make him
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  Speaker 3: feel like he's moving up.
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  Speaker 4: And like, here's the thing, he has not even been
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  Speaker 4: there that much longer than my friend. And it all
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  Speaker 4: just seems kind of sketchy that he made it a
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  Speaker 4: point to say, like, oh, he's not getting more money,
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  Speaker 4: it's just like a title.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I did what any rational best friend would do,
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  Speaker 4: and I went on a date with this guy what
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  Speaker 4: not with.
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  Speaker 2: The guy that the boss, No, not the boss, the
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  Speaker 2: guy who got to raise or promotion.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously, yes, not because I like him, not because I
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  Speaker 4: want to be with him, but because I wanted to
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  Speaker 4: find out how much is this guy making.
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  Speaker 2: Extra extra.
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  Speaker 3: You actually went out on a date with this guy
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  Speaker 3: to be nosy in a snoop even though you are
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  Speaker 3: not interested whatsoever?
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  Speaker 1: Good for you?
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  Speaker 2: Good for you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? I did.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see if this boss is lying or what? What?
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  Speaker 1: What's really going on?
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  Speaker 2: The can is over here? Okay, I'm just watching.
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  Speaker 3: I sure.
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  Speaker 2: So what happened?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I was ready, you know, I've taken some acting classes,
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  Speaker 4: so I was ready to just order an appetizer and
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  Speaker 4: like slide in, you know, something really funny, like.
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  Speaker 1: So, so, what's the new sactary looking like? Or you
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  Speaker 1: know whatever. Yeah, this man, this man would not crack.
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  Speaker 1: So I tried everything.
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  Speaker 4: I tried, you know, making jokes like, oh, hey, you know,
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  Speaker 4: are we celebrating a big pay bump?
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  Speaker 1: And you know, how's the new role going?
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  Speaker 4: And things like that, are we celebrating a raise tonight?
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  Speaker 1: If I like did a toast and he just kept
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  Speaker 1: saying like really vague stuff.
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  Speaker 2: This is hysterical.
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  Speaker 3: So you do all this to find Please tell me
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  Speaker 3: you found out did he get a raise?
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  Speaker 1: Did not find out? Nothing? Oh my, But here's the
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  Speaker 1: worst part. Now I have a stage five clinger. Oh
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  Speaker 1: it gets worse.
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  Speaker 4: The man is in love with me, will not leave
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  Speaker 4: me alone.
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  Speaker 1: But the problem is, y'all, I have a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: You have a boyfriend, and you went out with this
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know why. I assume you didn't. I
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  Speaker 2: assume you were single.
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  Speaker 1: Because he goes out on a date.
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  Speaker 2: You have a safe date, You have a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 4: And now I have a stage five player who texts
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  Speaker 4: me good morning every morning?
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  Speaker 1: That kind of clinger? Did you?
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  Speaker 2: You didn't tell your boyfriend that you did this?
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  Speaker 4: No, because I don't think I mean, hello, you're already
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  Speaker 4: like you had a boyfriend, and I don't think he
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  Speaker 4: would understand.
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  Speaker 2: No. I don't think you would either.
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  Speaker 3: But problem some people have crazy relationships where they tell
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  Speaker 3: them I'm gonna go on a date with this guy and.
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  Speaker 2: To be like okay, whatever. Yeah, some people are crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be like okay with it at all.
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  Speaker 4: So I told you, Wow, I think I sounded crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I went on a freaking date with a guy with
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  Speaker 4: a boyfriend just to do a personal salary investigation. We're
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  Speaker 4: besty and now slinger.
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  Speaker 1: I'm freaked out that my boyfriend will flip out if
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  Speaker 1: he finds out. And I didn't even get the tea
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  Speaker 1: and now I've just created this disaster.
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  Speaker 4: And the moral of the story, you guys, is just
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  Speaker 4: be careful how far you go for your ride or
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  Speaker 4: die bestie, because sometimes you just take a ride into chaos.
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  Speaker 1: And that is my life right now.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta say, though, people need you are a ride
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  Speaker 3: or die friend for real.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, look at you. She ought to love you
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  Speaker 2: forever for this.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I need the raise after all you.
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  Speaker 3: Do, because that is something I don't know. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have done this for for I gotta be honest, Pooh.
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  Speaker 3: I love you, Pooh, but if you asked me to
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  Speaker 3: do this, I'd be.
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  Speaker 2: Like, no, what would I would do it for you? Well,
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  Speaker 2: you want to go on any kind of date.