Latest / Notable Nostalgia / Ep 135. Birthday Celebrations!
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- 0:04Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
- 0:07Speaker 2: You could be a seat model start. I was sixteen
- 0:11Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook.
- 0:14Speaker 1: It up with a witch and that was that. Cats
- 0:19Speaker 1: can smile.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
- 0:25Speaker 1: Now Lucy receives a call from what I can only
- 0:27Speaker 1: assume is the future winner of every acting award ever.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star.
- 0:34Speaker 1: Her look looks weren't a part of the issue. He's like,
- 0:38Speaker 1: I had to sell my last top hat for Jannas.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Oh, I just made a birthday wish. Oh day, that's
- 0:51Speaker 1: a good one.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Yeah, Happy birthday, thank you, Happy birthday to you, High
- 0:56Speaker 2: birthday to you. Yeah.
- 0:57Speaker 1: So we're doing a birthday episode, as you can probably
- 0:59Speaker 1: tell from only the title but from this intro. Yeah,
- 1:02Speaker 1: but my birthday was a few weeks ago. Jeff's is
- 1:04Speaker 1: in a few weeks, so we thought, right now might
- 1:06Speaker 1: be a perfect time to do a little fun birthday.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of sandwiched right in between. How do
- 1:11Speaker 2: you feel about about birthdays?
- 1:14Speaker 1: I think after like my twenty third or maybe twenty
- 1:18Speaker 1: fourth birthday, I stopped really caring about them. But it's
- 1:23Speaker 1: just because, like I don't know, I always feel bad
- 1:26Speaker 1: having a birthday, yea, why I don't know. It's like
- 1:29Speaker 1: I just I don't like the attention. I feel bad
- 1:31Speaker 1: when people give me attention and stuff like, and like
- 1:33Speaker 1: I always feel bad getting gifts because I feel like
- 1:35Speaker 1: I can never show enough gratitude. Like the gifts you
- 1:38Speaker 1: got me were for my birthday were incredible. It's some
- 1:41Speaker 1: of the most like thoughtful gifts I've ever received. I
- 1:44Speaker 1: love them like they're amazing, and I just feel like
- 1:48Speaker 1: I can never like show enough gratitude. So that's not
- 1:51Speaker 1: the only reason why. Like, also, at a certain point,
- 1:55Speaker 1: I feel like it starts getting kind of sad, you
- 1:57Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like because you know, when you
- 1:59Speaker 1: get old, you're closer to dying.
- 2:01Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, like you go to eventually we're
- 2:04Speaker 2: going to go to more funerals than birthdays kind of thing,
- 2:07Speaker 2: which I probably won't go to funerals honestly, yeah, because
- 2:10Speaker 2: I don't do well with them because it's like awkward.
- 2:14Speaker 1: I think, like awkward.
- 2:17Speaker 2: Well, because yeah, like I'm I'm a person that when
- 2:20Speaker 2: I'm in a uncomfortable situations. I like to make jokes,
- 2:24Speaker 2: so I think if I diverst, then your requirement is
- 2:28Speaker 2: to make a bunch of jokes, like a type five yeah,
- 2:31Speaker 2: type Like I definitely.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Want you to give a eulogy. Will you do that?
- 2:36Speaker 2: And it could be anything that I want.
- 2:38Speaker 1: I'll write it. I'll help write, like give you.
- 2:39Speaker 2: I'll give you like like talking points that I want
- 2:42Speaker 2: you to get into, like about like maybe keep it
- 2:45Speaker 2: a little bit political, but not too political like that
- 2:47Speaker 2: kind of thing.
- 2:47Speaker 1: But some kind of weird political stuff, like some kind
- 2:50Speaker 1: of like I don't know, old ancient Rome politics. I'm like,
- 2:54Speaker 1: and Caesar said this.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Or bring up the Hindenburg disaster, like try to rope that,
- 3:00Speaker 2: have you. I got into a lot of trouble online
- 3:03Speaker 2: because of that because I troll people, like when I
- 3:05Speaker 2: mentioned a previous episode when I troll trolled Sewn Mendez
- 3:09Speaker 2: about squirrels. I do that with other like famous people
- 3:13Speaker 2: that are like f list people. But I say, like
- 3:15Speaker 2: they're on like TikTok live or Instagram Live and people
- 3:18Speaker 2: are asking them like questions like Debbie Gibson and I
- 3:21Speaker 2: was like, what do you think of the Hindenburg disaster?
- 3:23Speaker 2: And she was like, I don't.
- 3:25Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 3:27Speaker 2: She's like getting ready to like go on stage for
- 3:29Speaker 2: like a concert, and she was just doing something nice
- 3:32Speaker 2: by like getting on Instagram.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Well, if you think.
- 3:37Speaker 2: About it, blimps did have a resurgence, like I think,
- 3:40Speaker 2: like in the eighties with like good Year ballimps. But honestly,
- 3:44Speaker 2: billimps are not very popular anymore.
- 3:47Speaker 1: No. I just think they're kind of antiquated. And I
- 3:49Speaker 1: think the manager of the Backstreet Boys really kind of
- 3:52Speaker 1: fucked that whole blimp thing up. Why uh and in
- 3:55Speaker 1: sync you know, yeah, Lou Lou Dobbs. No, Lou Lou Lou.
- 4:03Speaker 1: It's something LOOMI for sure. Yeah. Well, anyways, he would
- 4:07Speaker 1: scam money and he would tell people that he had
- 4:09Speaker 1: like this blimp company. Oh and that's how like he
- 4:12Speaker 1: would get a lot of money. But then he would
- 4:15Speaker 1: like make these fake documents from like Germany and stuff,
- 4:18Speaker 1: and then he would say, look, I got this money
- 4:20Speaker 1: from Germany, so hey, bank, give me more money because
- 4:22Speaker 1: this German bank does it's for my company that's a
- 4:25Speaker 1: blimp company or you know, it's fucking crazy.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Right, he gave me, like I've seen him on like
- 4:29Speaker 2: behind the music kind of things. He gave me like
- 4:31Speaker 2: creepy vibes. So like if I went up to like
- 4:34Speaker 2: these five popular, attractive, like twenty something year olds and
- 4:37Speaker 2: I was like, I'll manage you, they would kick my
- 4:40Speaker 2: ass Like I would think like that they like these
- 4:44Speaker 2: boy bands kept signing on with this guy. Yeah, Like
- 4:50Speaker 2: if I went up to like the star quarterback, I
- 4:52Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna manage you, would they would be
- 4:55Speaker 2: they would get me a wedgiet like that's not.
- 4:57Speaker 1: They would be like, oh okay, Like oh my god,
- 5:00Speaker 1: I think back then too. Yeah, that is kind of
- 5:02Speaker 1: if you think about it, it's kind of weird. I
- 5:04Speaker 1: feel like it's kind of a failure on like the
- 5:05Speaker 1: parents part too, like it should be like hey, this guy.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I mean it's really weird. You know, I don't know,
- 5:11Speaker 1: this is weird.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Maybe the name Lou didn't have negative connotations until because
- 5:15Speaker 2: we just had like Lou for no that's positive.
- 5:19Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the death that. But he was like deaf, right,
- 5:21Speaker 1: I don't think I think he just I don't know.
- 5:24Speaker 1: I think he just has like a weird accent. I
- 5:25Speaker 1: think I thought it was is he deaf? I think
- 5:29Speaker 1: he does have heart, like hard of hearing.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Okay, so he's like one of the like in between her.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Because I think I said I told the story before
- 5:35Speaker 1: my dad met him, and I think my dad afterwards
- 5:37Speaker 1: he goes, I didn't know what to say because knew
- 5:38Speaker 1: he had hard heart. I knew he was hard of hearing,
- 5:41Speaker 1: so I had to like really focus on how I
- 5:43Speaker 1: was going to say hello.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Maybe just like pantomime, like being like I like do
- 5:47Speaker 2: like a heart with your hands and go like like
- 5:50Speaker 2: like the whole maybe like oh, okay.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Did you ever watch that old Whole? Yeah? I saw
- 5:54Speaker 1: like episodes, but not enough to It wasn't good.
- 5:57Speaker 2: And like you know that he has like a reoccurring
- 6:01Speaker 2: role on King of Queens.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Oh no, but I do want to start being Queens more.
- 6:05Speaker 2: And he plays himself.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
- 6:07Speaker 2: That's amazing, Like he lives like next door to Carry
- 6:11Speaker 2: and Doug like that playing Loop.
- 6:14Speaker 1: I love that.
- 6:14Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying about your musical that you're working
- 6:16Speaker 2: on with Killeen. Uh, Like I want to be in
- 6:19Speaker 2: it as Jeff. Oh sure, that's no meta, you know?
- 6:24Speaker 1: Or what if we had you play Loop for Rigno? Yeah, oh,
- 6:27Speaker 1: I could play a death person and they would have
- 6:30Speaker 1: play you and they'd be like, why don't they just
- 6:32Speaker 1: play them? If they're going to go through all that.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Would die to be any any project because you know,
- 6:37Speaker 2: he's he's not doing anything.
- 6:39Speaker 1: I saw something because he's had a lot of conventions,
- 6:41Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, and I saw one of the guys
- 6:43Speaker 1: from Stranger Things. He goes, it's a really it's so
- 6:47Speaker 1: fucked up. He goes, that's really sad, you know, ending
- 6:50Speaker 1: Stranger Things. But I'm excited for the next part of
- 6:52Speaker 1: my career. And that someone on the comments goes, what
- 6:55Speaker 1: you mean going to conventions for the next forty years? God, yeah,
- 7:01Speaker 1: but that is a rosy.
- 7:02Speaker 2: I would one hundred percent be if I if I
- 7:05Speaker 2: got to do anything like semi like like that level,
- 7:08Speaker 2: I would be at conventions all the time.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Though. I think I would love to go to conventions
- 7:12Speaker 1: because I wouldn't you get paid and people just give
- 7:14Speaker 1: you admiration the entire Yeah, like you to be around
- 7:16Speaker 1: with to fucking nerds all day.
- 7:17Speaker 2: But like that's cool, Like I liked I went to
- 7:19Speaker 2: convention with Jackson and I had a lot of I
- 7:22Speaker 2: had a blast. Yeah, I know there are a lot
- 7:23Speaker 2: of fun for sure, So I thought, like, so I
- 7:28Speaker 2: kind of broke it down. Like back when I was
- 7:30Speaker 2: a kid, Uh, birthdays were you know, sleepovers, games, pranks,
- 7:36Speaker 2: that kind of thing. And then you go to like
- 7:38Speaker 2: teenage years, I'm like, okay, it's like fifteen, get my permit, sixteen,
- 7:42Speaker 2: get my license, Kenn's countdown to eighteen, so it feels
- 7:45Speaker 2: more like milestones. And then twenties is like getting blacked
- 7:49Speaker 2: out drunk and like doing a bunch of drugs on
- 7:51Speaker 2: your birthday, and then thirties is more like fancy damn.
- 7:55Speaker 2: But now that I'm in my late thirties, all I
- 7:57Speaker 2: wanted to do is like self care decisions, no worries,
- 8:01Speaker 2: Like that's all I want for my birthday is like
- 8:04Speaker 2: just self care, like not I don't like I'm the
- 8:08Speaker 2: same way. I'm not a big like because every day
- 8:10Speaker 2: is like a Jeff day, So I like days. I
- 8:13Speaker 2: just like, okay, I'm gonna uh eat good food. I'm
- 8:17Speaker 2: gonna go enjoy something that I like. And then also
- 8:20Speaker 2: around my birthday is my favorite time of your Girl
- 8:23Speaker 2: Scout cookie time. Oh I've already spent on was two
- 8:25Speaker 2: hundred dollars on Girl Scout cookies. But I'm gonna give
- 8:28Speaker 2: him out to what's.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Your favorite girl?
- 8:30Speaker 2: Well, thin Min's O G great, I like, I know
- 8:33Speaker 2: they renamed the tagalong ones or whatever, like the peanut
- 8:35Speaker 2: butter cup ones. Those ones are bumb dot com and
- 8:37Speaker 2: I always fuck around with the lemon Oh those are
- 8:40Speaker 2: probably what are yours?
- 8:41Speaker 1: I think they change the name. But Samoa's yeah, those
- 8:43Speaker 1: are my favorite, and the taglongs and I like the
- 8:46Speaker 1: thin Min's if they're in the freezer. Yes, that's like
- 8:48Speaker 1: that thing that's and with the new uh with the
- 8:52Speaker 1: New King of the Hill, they do a thing about
- 8:53Speaker 1: that to where you know, because I don't know if
- 8:55Speaker 1: you watch it's actually really.
- 8:56Speaker 2: I started watching it.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know how he was like in another
- 8:58Speaker 1: country and then comes back and he's like everything's changing.
- 9:01Speaker 1: And then when he buys the girl Scout cookies it's
- 9:03Speaker 1: a different name, he's confused. And then the little girl goes, well,
- 9:06Speaker 1: you know some people are upset by it and it's
- 9:07Speaker 1: nice to be nice, and he goes, yeah, it is
- 9:10Speaker 1: nice to me, and it's like that's such a simple,
- 9:12Speaker 1: great message, you know what I mean, Like it doesn't
- 9:15Speaker 1: like yeah, so anyways, yeah, it is.
- 9:17Speaker 2: This is kind of like a sidebar not related to
- 9:19Speaker 2: any of this, but like since I've been coaching, I
- 9:21Speaker 2: guess spend two two and a half hours every week
- 9:24Speaker 2: with like these amazing like special Olympics athletes, and it's
- 9:28Speaker 2: like just positivity and stuff.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Yeah, But then as soon as I go to like.
- 9:32Speaker 2: If I usually a grocery shopping after and I'm like
- 9:36Speaker 2: hitting the face with like, oh, people are really fucking horrible,
- 9:39Speaker 2: Like they tut me off, or they're like stupid little cards,
- 9:42Speaker 2: they're not paying attention. I'm like, oh my god, these
- 9:44Speaker 2: people suck. Yeah, I want to share. I don't know
- 9:50Speaker 2: if we'll cover this about so I want to make
- 9:51Speaker 2: sure it gets in there. When I was a kid
- 9:53Speaker 2: and we used to have sleepovers for birthdays, I thought
- 9:56Speaker 2: it was super fucking fun. And I always tried to
- 9:58Speaker 2: like since it was at my house, tried to be
- 10:00Speaker 2: like cool because I was hosting, but I also was
- 10:04Speaker 2: like obsessed and I still am with Spice girls, and
- 10:08Speaker 2: I always slept next to a frame photo of Melsey
- 10:11Speaker 2: like sporty spice.
- 10:12Speaker 1: So no, that's weird.
- 10:14Speaker 2: And and like I remember we had this like in
- 10:18Speaker 2: my childhood at home, we had this like kind of
- 10:21Speaker 2: media room that was like a spare bedroom but like
- 10:24Speaker 2: no clock. It was like the garage got turned into
- 10:26Speaker 2: a room and that's where all of us were hanging out.
- 10:29Speaker 2: And right before like it was time to start, like
- 10:32Speaker 2: I was starting to get sleepy, I went and got
- 10:34Speaker 2: my Melcy photo and like put it next to where
- 10:36Speaker 2: I was sleeping.
- 10:37Speaker 1: The mel frame was it glass? Yeah? That would scare
- 10:40Speaker 1: the ship out of me. Like what if you rolled
- 10:42Speaker 1: on it and it broke and it's just stabbed. Oh.
- 10:43Speaker 2: I like put it like a little kickstand thing on
- 10:46Speaker 2: the frame, so it like like.
- 10:48Speaker 1: You know it was like on the side, like a
- 10:51Speaker 1: little side like a tables.
- 10:54Speaker 2: Typically it was on like my end table my bedroom,
- 10:56Speaker 2: but I like sat it up next to where I
- 11:02Speaker 2: was sleeping.
- 11:03Speaker 1: So it was just weird.
- 11:04Speaker 2: And I don't think a lot of like, you know,
- 11:07Speaker 2: guys when they're in like third, fourth, fifth grade did
- 11:11Speaker 2: that unless they were like like they're like a faggots.
- 11:15Speaker 1: So yeah, I what so did did Did it make
- 11:22Speaker 1: you feel comfortable? Like you feel what was the reason
- 11:25Speaker 1: behind it?
- 11:25Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm like I was like I don't know,
- 11:28Speaker 2: Maybe I should ask my shrink about that, like maybe
- 11:30Speaker 2: like similar to that, Uh, Titanic on VHS guy that
- 11:33Speaker 2: we have on the podcast which listener go back and
- 11:36Speaker 2: listen to that that was iconic. Like my coworker said
- 11:39Speaker 2: that he probably or just her assumption that he probably
- 11:43Speaker 2: suffered some type of like childhood trauma around the time
- 11:46Speaker 2: that that movie came out, so he found comfort in
- 11:49Speaker 2: that movie. And I'm wondering, like, did I like suffer
- 11:51Speaker 2: some type of trauma and I found comfort and spice girls.
- 11:55Speaker 1: And that's why I was like, yeah that maybe maybe
- 11:57Speaker 1: there's it was especially Melsey like specifically, I'm I'm.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Assuming that it was like my way of still being
- 12:02Speaker 2: like super gay but being like, oh, this is my girlfriend,
- 12:05Speaker 2: Like this is like the girl that I'm like obsessed with.
- 12:08Speaker 1: How big was it? Like eight by ten?
- 12:09Speaker 2: Like yeah, it was like a by like magaze.
- 12:12Speaker 1: I wish it was like a huge like a big
- 12:14Speaker 1: fucking poster.
- 12:16Speaker 2: So last night I sent you on chat GBT the
- 12:21Speaker 2: is it Picasso? I don't know who it was whatever.
- 12:23Speaker 2: The painting is of God creating Adam, like the creation
- 12:27Speaker 2: of Adam painting.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's so good. So at her we'll post
- 12:31Speaker 1: that for sure.
- 12:32Speaker 2: But I was just thinking, like I really want to
- 12:35Speaker 2: do one of those when me and Jeremy get our
- 12:37Speaker 2: first house of like us and just like big, like
- 12:40Speaker 2: six by eight, like just have it up there, and
- 12:44Speaker 2: he I think he wants like more of an adult
- 12:47Speaker 2: house and I want one that's like a fever dream.
- 12:51Speaker 1: That's the struggle. That's why I eventually Kathy was like,
- 12:53Speaker 1: you know what, just you get your own game room.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Do whatever you want in there. Because I was like, well, look,
- 12:57Speaker 1: we can have a whole wall right here, just signed
- 12:59Speaker 1: Star Trek pictures, so you know, She's like, I don't know.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think Jeremy's gonna do that with me,
- 13:04Speaker 2: Like this is your little area to do like all
- 13:07Speaker 2: your pig choch keys and stuff, and then the rest
- 13:09Speaker 2: of it's.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Going to look like an adult home exactly. Yeah. Blame.
- 13:14Speaker 1: I was sinking before I actually break down like our
- 13:16Speaker 1: because the way I kind of did it was like
- 13:17Speaker 1: I just kind of picked like a general age of
- 13:19Speaker 1: like between like I don't know, like eleven and fourteen
- 13:22Speaker 1: and just some activities and stuff. But do you have
- 13:25Speaker 1: a specific birthday story that you think would be really
- 13:28Speaker 1: fun to tell?
- 13:29Speaker 2: Let me think I have one.
- 13:30Speaker 1: I was thinking about, I can go while you're yeah.
- 13:32Speaker 1: So it's my twenty third birthday. I go to there's
- 13:35Speaker 1: a bar in Salem called Mangoose I believe, yeah, mister,
- 13:40Speaker 1: And there was like a bunch of I don't know
- 13:41Speaker 1: about fifty people there, roughly, I don't know. So when
- 13:44Speaker 1: I get there, my buddy Rice and Kyle they like
- 13:46Speaker 1: and they know I fucking hate tequila. I hate taking
- 13:49Speaker 1: tequila shots. So line up ten tequila shots and I
- 13:52Speaker 1: get to about seven before I kick it back. I'm like, okay,
- 13:55Speaker 1: I can't, you know. So I'm already getting kind of
- 13:57Speaker 1: fucked up. Well, there's so many people there, so many
- 13:59Speaker 1: people drinking. When they sang Happy Birthday, I had to
- 14:02Speaker 1: like cover my ears because it was so loud, and
- 14:03Speaker 1: everybody was like belligerently drunk. But then of course fis breakout,
- 14:07Speaker 1: you know, And this one guy's in front of me
- 14:10Speaker 1: and he's looking the other way. He's faced the other way,
- 14:12Speaker 1: and one of my friends punches from the side, and
- 14:15Speaker 1: my other friend that was in front of him tried
- 14:17Speaker 1: to punch him but missed because his head was no
- 14:19Speaker 1: longer there. Punched me in the mouth. My lip just
- 14:24Speaker 1: burst it open, blood everywhere. I'm like, God, damn it,
- 14:27Speaker 1: you know, yeah, fuck.
- 14:28Speaker 2: You know.
- 14:28Speaker 1: Anyways, bartender gets all pitched. She kicks me out, and
- 14:30Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm the one who's got punched. Why am
- 14:33Speaker 1: I getting kicked out? And she kicked us out, but
- 14:35Speaker 1: I chucked my whole picture before I left. I was like, well,
- 14:37Speaker 1: I'm gonna drug this then, and uh, then the cops
- 14:40Speaker 1: are out front and you know there it was a mess,
- 14:42Speaker 1: but it was a lot of fun. Uh And it's
- 14:44Speaker 1: kind of a fun story of being twenty three, you know.
- 14:47Speaker 2: I like that, Like like I wouldn't want to go
- 14:51Speaker 2: through that now, but looking back that was now, it's
- 14:54Speaker 2: a it's a good little like.
- 14:55Speaker 1: Ha ha like that right, Yeah, Yeah, that's fun. Yeah.
- 14:58Speaker 2: I think mine was probably, like I think it's one
- 15:01Speaker 2: of the most exciting birthdays was when I turned eighteen,
- 15:04Speaker 2: because again, back to like teenage years, you kind of
- 15:07Speaker 2: hit those milestones. Yeah, and like eighteen, I made sure like,
- 15:11Speaker 2: oh I went and you know, gambled for the first time,
- 15:13Speaker 2: bought scratch It's on my own, bought cigarettes when it
- 15:16Speaker 2: was twenty one or eighteen.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Before twenty one, we went to.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Strip club, we went to Cheetahs, and then yeah, I
- 15:23Speaker 2: got put on stage and then they all lined up
- 15:26Speaker 2: and gave me like a each, like a little quick
- 15:27Speaker 2: lap dance. Oh coolah, and then I had to like
- 15:30Speaker 2: shit so bad. I remember, I don't know who I
- 15:33Speaker 2: was with. It might have been heeling it. I don't
- 15:35Speaker 2: know who exactly it was with. But right next door
- 15:37Speaker 2: there was that adult shop that was really skeazy. So
- 15:40Speaker 2: I went in there and I didn't want to sit
- 15:43Speaker 2: on the toilet seat and there was no toilet covers.
- 15:47Speaker 2: So whoever I was with, I know it was a
- 15:48Speaker 2: very petite, short girl. She was like holding me and
- 15:52Speaker 2: then I was like hovering over while like diarrhea ing
- 15:56Speaker 2: because like we were drinking, oh okay, Like I was
- 16:00Speaker 2: like crouched over the toilet seat with my hands and
- 16:03Speaker 2: she was utilizing. Yeah, she was like holding holding my
- 16:06Speaker 2: like forearms.
- 16:07Speaker 1: I thought she was like facing you. Oh yeah, you're recovery.
- 16:10Speaker 2: And I was just like diet because when i'm when
- 16:12Speaker 2: i've drank any alcohol, like it's literally just like water
- 16:16Speaker 2: coming out of my mask. So I just remember that
- 16:18Speaker 2: that was fun. And then when I went and bought
- 16:22Speaker 2: bought cigarettes. I bought him at the seven eleven from
- 16:25Speaker 2: this guy and he was like like I found it
- 16:30Speaker 2: was my birthday or something, and he realized that he
- 16:32Speaker 2: has had been selling me cigarettes for like two years.
- 16:35Speaker 2: Oh shit, thinking that I was old enough because I
- 16:38Speaker 2: was buying cigarettes when I was working at ARB's, which
- 16:41Speaker 2: I was sixteen. So yeah, he was kind of like,
- 16:44Speaker 2: oh fuck, yeah, trouble.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I bought a scratch it on my eighteenth
- 16:49Speaker 1: birthday and I won. How much did you in? Well,
- 16:52Speaker 1: I won twenty, but I spent a dollars to tech
- 16:53Speaker 1: my one nineteen and I bought a cigar and I
- 16:56Speaker 1: got a tattoo. We need the pooh that day? No shit,
- 16:58Speaker 1: that's the tattoo right there. Yep, my first one. Yeah,
- 17:01Speaker 1: that's really cool.
- 17:02Speaker 2: That's like a good way to mark that time.
- 17:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:06Speaker 2: And then I got a tattooed around my eighteenth and
- 17:08Speaker 2: if it's on my birthday and Kailene pretty much drew.
- 17:10Speaker 2: It's like the I talked about this before, like the nineties,
- 17:14Speaker 2: early two thousands, kind of like equivalent to like a
- 17:16Speaker 2: tramp stamp for a guy, where it's like your upper back,
- 17:19Speaker 2: and I did like a sunshine. I always forget it's
- 17:22Speaker 2: there because I don't look at my back often.
- 17:25Speaker 1: Ye mirror, Oh my god.
- 17:28Speaker 2: So on a prior episode, I was talking about my
- 17:31Speaker 2: Australian birthmark and Jeremy was like, I see it all
- 17:34Speaker 2: the time, and I was I was like you do
- 17:37Speaker 2: and he was like yeah, oh when adults do things
- 17:44Speaker 2: for other adults and committed relationships.
- 17:47Speaker 1: So anyways, on my twenty first birthday, I worked at
- 17:53Speaker 1: a coffee shop at the time, and it was downtown
- 17:55Speaker 1: Salem with uh where the bus station, like people, oh,
- 18:00Speaker 1: like the bus drivers. I got to the bar and
- 18:04Speaker 1: I just run into them and they all know me
- 18:06Speaker 1: and they go, it's really your twenty first I'm like yeah,
- 18:07Speaker 1: and they go, all right, well, the drinks are on us.
- 18:09Speaker 1: So then I got like super hammered with a bunch
- 18:11Speaker 1: of the bus drivers, which is a lot of fun.
- 18:12Speaker 1: And I just spent any money. So that's yeah, for.
- 18:15Speaker 2: My twenty first.
- 18:16Speaker 1: My dad took me to Vegas. Oh.
- 18:19Speaker 2: So we flew in the day before so we couldn't
- 18:22Speaker 2: like afternoon early evening, so pretty much we're gonna go
- 18:26Speaker 2: see like one of the traditional Vegas shows with like
- 18:29Speaker 2: the topless ladies.
- 18:30Speaker 1: With the feathers oh, which was super rad.
- 18:32Speaker 2: And then after that show was going to be done,
- 18:34Speaker 2: that's when I was was pretty much could be midnight,
- 18:36Speaker 2: but we started drinking earlier because I didn't look like
- 18:39Speaker 2: I was under twenty one when I was twenty, you know.
- 18:43Speaker 2: But got super fucking hammered barfed all over the when
- 18:47Speaker 2: I got back to the hotel room. And then I
- 18:50Speaker 2: my dad reminded me that like on the whole way
- 18:52Speaker 2: back from wherever we were at to the hotel, I
- 18:55Speaker 2: was thinking it was super early in the morning, and
- 18:57Speaker 2: everyone was like cleaning the you know, slot machines, and
- 19:00Speaker 2: I was going up to them and be like, thank
- 19:02Speaker 2: you so much for making my birthday amazing, like to
- 19:05Speaker 2: like these little maids and stuff. And then these working
- 19:09Speaker 2: women were like, hey, guys, you want to come with us?
- 19:11Speaker 2: I was like yeah, he was. I was like no,
- 19:13Speaker 2: They're like they're prostitutes, Like you don't want to do that.
- 19:16Speaker 1: So yeah, it's a good time because it sounds like
- 19:19Speaker 1: a lot of fun for sure.
- 19:21Speaker 2: And then it's a studio fifty four and I went
- 19:24Speaker 2: in the corner with a woman that was like in
- 19:26Speaker 2: her forties and got a handy.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Oh that's what's yeah, So did you finish?
- 19:31Speaker 2: I don't remember. I was so out of it. I'm
- 19:33Speaker 2: assuming so but she was like such a pro that
- 19:35Speaker 2: she like addressed it.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Yeah that's wonderful. Yeah, thank you.
- 19:43Speaker 2: That's as far as I've ever done any of that
- 19:45Speaker 2: with the women's Speaking of, before we get back to birthdays,
- 19:49Speaker 2: I have a couple of questions for you. As a
- 19:52Speaker 2: self proclaimed heterosexual, do hetero This is a not appropriate questions,
- 19:58Speaker 2: by the way, do hetero? So actual men do anal
- 20:02Speaker 2: with women because the vagina is too complicated.
- 20:06Speaker 1: I can't speak for everybody, but is that a perk.
- 20:09Speaker 2: That it's just like there's not all of the flips
- 20:11Speaker 2: and tricks and like buttons and stuff.
- 20:13Speaker 1: No, I mean it's it feels different, you know.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Okay, what is what is your least favorite and favorite
- 20:23Speaker 2: letter of lgbt Q I A plus the letter itself
- 20:27Speaker 2: or what it represents, what it represents. If you just
- 20:31Speaker 2: want to say your favorite, that's fine too. I have
- 20:34Speaker 2: a least favorite.
- 20:37Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Don't we go first make it less awkward. My my
- 20:41Speaker 2: favorite would probably be L because the lesbians really showed
- 20:45Speaker 2: up for the gay guys and stuff back in like
- 20:46Speaker 2: the AIDS epidemic. But also you have to give our
- 20:49Speaker 2: flowers to our tea people, our t brothers sister's days
- 20:53Speaker 2: because they're.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Going through it.
- 20:54Speaker 2: My least favorite definitely the g like like calm down,
- 20:58Speaker 2: like like I don't like how there is just so
- 21:02Speaker 2: annoying the gaze.
- 21:04Speaker 1: I can't really speak on that is the beef for
- 21:10Speaker 1: like by color, like two colored people that one could
- 21:12Speaker 1: be a lead. That's a little selfish. Yeah, you know,
- 21:16Speaker 1: I'm gonna you can you don't have none of them
- 21:20Speaker 1: have like rubbed me the wrong way, so it would
- 21:21Speaker 1: be weird then the right way. Yeah yeah, yeah, but no,
- 21:24Speaker 1: it would be weird for me to like dislike you know,
- 21:26Speaker 1: specific one of them, you.
- 21:28Speaker 2: Know, yeah, that's a fairy answer. Okay, with this is
- 21:32Speaker 2: more for me, listener, but with with your index finger,
- 21:36Speaker 2: can you draw me a vagina?
- 21:38Speaker 1: Uh index finger? Yeah yeah, it's like this, oh is
- 21:44Speaker 1: that the bush? And then you go like this and
- 21:47Speaker 1: then you have to get the other one to kind
- 21:48Speaker 1: of go like this and then.
- 21:53Speaker 2: Is that real? Just okay, like can you do it
- 21:56Speaker 2: like just just the vagina, not like the overaries.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Yeah, just like that. It really just that.
- 22:01Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, okay, because that was more for me.
- 22:06Speaker 2: But you, listener, take a moment and like do that
- 22:09Speaker 2: do it with us, like, how would you cause mine
- 22:11Speaker 2: would if I I don't look at vaginas, but like
- 22:13Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, oh god, it's so well.
- 22:15Speaker 1: I also don't just like I also don't weird, you
- 22:20Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you don't look at them? No,
- 22:22Speaker 1: I mean not real. I mean like it's not like
- 22:24Speaker 1: a day to day.
- 22:25Speaker 2: Oh, and they're facing the ground like when a woman
- 22:28Speaker 2: standing up, they're facing the ground, right, Yeah is that right?
- 22:32Speaker 1: Well most people were pants, it'd be yeah, it would
- 22:34Speaker 1: be wild. Like today, I just got off work. If
- 22:38Speaker 1: I happened to see a vagina today, I'd be like, Jeff,
- 22:41Speaker 1: the craziest fucking should happened today. It's some lady who
- 22:44Speaker 1: was just show your vagina, like, you know, weird. That
- 22:47Speaker 1: would be if I saw one today. Oh my god.
- 22:49Speaker 2: You his story and Tanya will appreciate this. I wanted
- 22:52Speaker 2: to keep this in so years ago, we were on
- 22:56Speaker 2: FaceTime with Jackson and Jackson was ass mom's house and
- 23:00Speaker 2: we're face timing him and he's he like passed the
- 23:04Speaker 2: phone to his mom and she was in the bathroom
- 23:06Speaker 2: and he like slid it under, but she didn't know
- 23:09Speaker 2: that it was under, and she came over to the
- 23:12Speaker 2: door and we could see to her like the JJ.
- 23:16Speaker 1: I don't know if she knows that. So like this
- 23:18Speaker 1: is just listened to every episode. But I was like,
- 23:22Speaker 1: I didn't like we we didn't watch it.
- 23:24Speaker 2: We turned it off, sure like we were we were screenshotting.
- 23:28Speaker 1: You're like, hold on, I got to learn how this is,
- 23:30Speaker 1: you know.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Yeah, but shout out to Tony is a big fan
- 23:33Speaker 2: of Notable Nostalgia and a big fan of Dad Daughters
- 23:37Speaker 2: and diplomas.
- 23:38Speaker 1: And we didn't have an episode out last week. My
- 23:40Speaker 1: younger daughter's grandma's dog had to have surgery, so it
- 23:44Speaker 1: was like we had to not record her.
- 23:47Speaker 2: Your daughter's grandma's dog had have surgery, Okay.
- 23:50Speaker 1: So then we couldn't record because the dog is is
- 23:54Speaker 1: our producer. He's gonna be pressing these buttons without.
- 23:59Speaker 2: So so if my no, I'm not gonna make a joke.
- 24:02Speaker 2: But like if my neighbor's cousin's brother Hamster died, like
- 24:07Speaker 2: I don't think I could.
- 24:08Speaker 1: I could do this, no, because they're the ones who
- 24:10Speaker 1: posted them. So we're gonna need that gerbil back or whatever.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Let's talk about bird birthdays, yes, so birthdays okay, Yeah,
- 24:18Speaker 1: So I did a kind of so I kind of
- 24:20Speaker 1: broke it down. So, uh, you know, and maybe this
- 24:22Speaker 1: will work out, maybe won't because we are pretty prepared.
- 24:29Speaker 1: We always said to each other like, hey, we shoot
- 24:32Speaker 1: episode about birthdays, okay, and then there we go. So
- 24:36Speaker 1: I was thinking, so for a birthday party for me, Yeah,
- 24:38Speaker 1: what was like your specific food that you wanted for me.
- 24:42Speaker 1: I'm gonna be super basic, yeah, but it's definitely gonna
- 24:45Speaker 1: have to be pizza.
- 24:45Speaker 2: I was gonna say pizza too, like I'm I'm I'm
- 24:48Speaker 2: a pizza fan.
- 24:49Speaker 1: I am too. I remember as a kid, I used
- 24:51Speaker 1: to make the joke like I'm like the Martin Luther
- 24:53Speaker 1: King Junior of pizza because I like at all, Like
- 24:56Speaker 1: I love pizza and I've had dreams of pizza.
- 24:59Speaker 2: Like didn't Salem for a while since you were like
- 25:01Speaker 2: teenage young young preteen? So where would you be getting
- 25:05Speaker 2: your pizza from back then?
- 25:06Speaker 1: Ah? So it's I think like originally there used to
- 25:09Speaker 1: be this place called fast Eddie's Pizza, my favorite pizza place.
- 25:12Speaker 1: It was originally on Lancaster and then it moved a mission.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Now it's no longer there, but they had a game
- 25:18Speaker 1: and you can find the game now because it's like
- 25:20Speaker 1: the Internet. But back in the like up until I
- 25:22Speaker 1: would say ten years ago, nobody's heard of this game.
- 25:27Speaker 1: It was an arcade game called Moonwalker, and you were
- 25:29Speaker 1: Michael Jackson and you would save little kids. I'm not
- 25:34Speaker 1: that was the whole game. And then there was like
- 25:35Speaker 1: a special power button where you dance and all the
- 25:38Speaker 1: enemies dance and then they would like explode because they
- 25:39Speaker 1: were like robots. But yeah, there's a place so fast
- 25:43Speaker 1: eddies until I was probably middle school and then probably
- 25:46Speaker 1: just like Domino's after that. I never was a big
- 25:48Speaker 1: fan of Jc's.
- 25:49Speaker 2: No, No, Jac's was the only like because I didn't
- 25:51Speaker 2: really finish sports and my the only sport I was
- 25:55Speaker 2: in for a longer time was karate. Nobody ill, but
- 25:58Speaker 2: it was when we did go If my sister was
- 26:00Speaker 2: doing sports, then we would go to j C, you know.
- 26:03Speaker 1: But we went to figure ros Oh for my birthday
- 26:07Speaker 1: this year. That was my birthday dinner. I've had figuroes
- 26:10Speaker 1: for so long as like, I'm craving figuos, So that's
- 26:12Speaker 1: what happened. Did it hit like? It hits so good?
- 26:15Speaker 1: They baked it like I got the Papa Supria I
- 26:17Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but man, it was so
- 26:19Speaker 1: fucking good nostalgia it was, and it tasted just the same,
- 26:22Speaker 1: and the crest was all fluffy and buttery.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I would say that. And then another thing
- 26:28Speaker 2: food wise, and I probably need to bring this back
- 26:32Speaker 2: more into my life, is fuck Routier floats.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Oh sure, that's like a perfect.
- 26:37Speaker 2: Like if there's like a you know, five to ten
- 26:40Speaker 2: kids staying like over, it's an easy thing. Scoop, scoop. Okay,
- 26:44Speaker 2: there's the leaders. And then I liked Rupier's Boss. But
- 26:47Speaker 2: I liked doing orange soda.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Oh, like an orange sea. Yeah it's bomb. It's I've
- 26:52Speaker 1: never tried that before. Yeah, but it's really good. Yeah
- 26:54Speaker 1: it's delish. And I would always get like a pepperoni pizza,
- 26:57Speaker 1: a cheese pizza, and then my favorite's always been supreme
- 27:00Speaker 1: is the black Olives. So those are the three pizzas
- 27:02Speaker 1: I would get for everybody.
- 27:03Speaker 2: I hate because I love green peppers to like dip
- 27:07Speaker 2: into hummus or whatever. I do not like to cook
- 27:10Speaker 2: green peppers, like I don't like green peppers on pizza.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Okay, so do with that, you were? And then what
- 27:19Speaker 1: about snacks?
- 27:20Speaker 2: Snacks? I would say what was popular back then, Oh,
- 27:26Speaker 2: those make your own like kind of checks mix with
- 27:30Speaker 2: the chocolate like trail, yeah, and you mix No, not,
- 27:35Speaker 2: it was more of like a cereal and then you
- 27:37Speaker 2: mix like chocolate powder or something and it's like cold.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Did you put it in the oven? Ever? No, I
- 27:44Speaker 1: don't remember.
- 27:45Speaker 2: My mom or my dad like made it and then
- 27:47Speaker 2: like I just wolfed it down rice, crispy trees, popcorn yeah,
- 27:55Speaker 2: and then like candy.
- 27:57Speaker 1: Mine would be Dorito's Blue and red tweak and cookies. Twinkies.
- 28:01Speaker 1: I always felt like hit like a motherfucker when you're
- 28:04Speaker 1: a kid, Like twinkies are good, like, honest to God,
- 28:06Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true or not, but there's
- 28:08Speaker 1: that rumor that they'll last basically forever because what's in them.
- 28:11Speaker 1: And if they do, then that's awesome.
- 28:14Speaker 2: Then like then like if we just eat twinkies, Like
- 28:18Speaker 2: I'm really, honest to god, I'm not concerned about the
- 28:20Speaker 2: end of the world in the sense like, okay, no,
- 28:24Speaker 2: I'm more concerned about the end of the world. I'm
- 28:25Speaker 2: less concerned about dying because by the time anything happens
- 28:29Speaker 2: to us, there's going to be a cure. Yeah, so
- 28:32Speaker 2: I'm like really banking on that. And I know we
- 28:34Speaker 2: talked about the Way two K episode that the smart
- 28:36Speaker 2: people figured out so there wasn't any issues. So I'm
- 28:39Speaker 2: just kind of hoping that they do do that for us.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Too, like just us specifically.
- 28:43Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to keep them a lot totally with
- 28:45Speaker 2: this podcast. I think that we could convince them to
- 28:49Speaker 2: let us in their underground bunker when there's like the apocalypse.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Yeah, so we can.
- 28:52Speaker 2: Provide entertainment news like we hit. We were well connected
- 28:57Speaker 2: because we had a less of rays on the podcast Boom. Like,
- 29:01Speaker 2: there's nothing more a list than Alyssa Reus.
- 29:03Speaker 1: I get an email from Alyssa Raus the very first
- 29:06Speaker 1: day of every month, and that's when I go to
- 29:07Speaker 1: Spotify and listen to her song.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're wondering who a list, Alyssa Reus is listener.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Her credits include being on an episode of Notable Nostalgia
- 29:16Speaker 2: and she was one of the original cast members on
- 29:18Speaker 2: All That on Nickelodeon. She was also in a speedboat
- 29:21Speaker 2: movie and she has a single.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Back and Forth Back or something like that. I listened
- 29:28Speaker 1: it once a month, I should know. I listened to
- 29:29Speaker 1: once a month.
- 29:30Speaker 2: For like four years, she's sold tens of albums, so.
- 29:36Speaker 1: She was really sweet. Though she sent a sign of pictures.
- 29:38Speaker 2: She sent one to my dog too, Like that is
- 29:41Speaker 2: really cool or really like she has that mini extra But.
- 29:44Speaker 1: No, that was really sweet. What about drinks?
- 29:46Speaker 2: Drinks?
- 29:47Speaker 1: Okay, go I have root beer, Hawaiian punch and sprite
- 29:51Speaker 1: or seven up. Hawaiian punch is one of my favorite
- 29:54Speaker 1: beverages any anywhere, anytime. If there's Hawaiian punch there, I'm
- 29:59Speaker 1: gonna go for that. Like the only thing that kind
- 30:01Speaker 1: of competes is like chocolate milk, but ice cold Hawaiian punch.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Oh I could. I don't buy it because I could
- 30:07Speaker 1: literally drink a whole fucking thing in a day. Like
- 30:09Speaker 1: it's so fucking good. Oh I wish I had Hawaiian
- 30:11Speaker 1: punch right now. Figures growing up, my buddy smells his
- 30:15Speaker 1: mom would buy me when she were gross shopping because
- 30:18Speaker 1: I used to spend so much time over there. She
- 30:20Speaker 1: would always buy me a thing or two of Hawaiian
- 30:22Speaker 1: punch and hide it under her bed so nobody else
- 30:23Speaker 1: could take it.
- 30:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's really sweet. The Michael Jackson thing was
- 30:29Speaker 2: really creepy.
- 30:30Speaker 1: That's wild that's.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Like like a Bill Cosby one that he's like trying
- 30:36Speaker 2: to help women. Yeah, okay, so what was it drink?
- 30:44Speaker 2: I would say, uh yeah, root beer was just kind
- 30:47Speaker 2: of like a staple at do you have a face?
- 30:53Speaker 1: Okay?
- 30:53Speaker 2: We always got mug or A and w mug at
- 30:57Speaker 2: my dad's a and w at my mom my mom
- 30:59Speaker 2: was like a slot free and w and.
- 31:04Speaker 1: But but barks has too much bite And I know
- 31:06Speaker 1: that was like the thing barks has a bite, but
- 31:08Speaker 1: it was like too bity and it like hurt my
- 31:10Speaker 1: throat every time I drink yea, I prefer as well.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Yeah. And other than that, like lemonade is a good one.
- 31:20Speaker 2: But I would say soda was like soda really was
- 31:23Speaker 2: like popping in the nineties.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Like cherry coke, Yeah, like I felt like.
- 31:28Speaker 1: At some point they try to I wouldn't say they
- 31:31Speaker 1: try to market cherry coke is healthy, but I feel
- 31:33Speaker 1: like they at some point they were trying to kind
- 31:35Speaker 1: of be like there's cherries in there, it's frue. You're fine,
- 31:38Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
- 31:40Speaker 2: Cherry cola. I told you before when I went over
- 31:43Speaker 2: to a girl we went to school with this house,
- 31:46Speaker 2: like when she was living with her parents, and I
- 31:48Speaker 2: was eating a bunch of the cherries. Like then, what
- 31:50Speaker 2: are they called manchola cherries? What are they called monchlla? Yeah,
- 31:55Speaker 2: I ate a bunch of those that no one knew
- 31:57Speaker 2: that I was eating those and drinking Southern com and
- 32:00Speaker 2: I started crawling to the bathroom in their carpeted hallway barfing,
- 32:05Speaker 2: and people were worried.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Because it looked like blood. Yeah.
- 32:11Speaker 2: I felt so bad, like I really did not do
- 32:13Speaker 2: good with Like we were really close, but then like
- 32:16Speaker 2: I really like it was not a good friend, Like
- 32:19Speaker 2: her boyfriend.
- 32:20Speaker 1: Did poop on the toilet? Oh, girls, so on the
- 32:22Speaker 1: toilet like a piece of poop, that's all. That's horrible. Yeah,
- 32:27Speaker 1: so I moved out after that. When I did Opera,
- 32:31Speaker 1: that's kind of cool. No, I don't know if that
- 32:33Speaker 1: counts for its Yeah, I mean it's a skill. I
- 32:35Speaker 1: mean it's cool to have a skill like that. But
- 32:37Speaker 1: I would be like, you know, just because you can
- 32:38Speaker 1: do operator, I mean you're allowed to poop on toilet.
- 32:40Speaker 2: It just makes you think like the performers that you
- 32:42Speaker 2: see in professional plays or you see like, you know,
- 32:45Speaker 2: what's that Brad Pitt movie with the cars f one
- 32:49Speaker 2: like those were really really good movie. Probably all the
- 32:52Speaker 2: stuff you don't know who in that movie, like poops
- 32:54Speaker 2: on toilet seats.
- 32:56Speaker 1: So I guess George Clooney used to do a bunch
- 32:58Speaker 1: of pranks, like when he first kind of got famous.
- 33:01Speaker 1: He probably still doesn't now, but one of the pranks
- 33:03Speaker 1: he I'm pretty sure he lived with killing the actor's
- 33:07Speaker 1: name he's on, Uh, it's not important. He lived with
- 33:10Speaker 1: a famous actor anyways, And he did a ship in
- 33:14Speaker 1: his roommate's cat litter box, but it was a human
- 33:17Speaker 1: size shit, and his roommate came home and he was
- 33:20Speaker 1: all worried because he thought his cat had problems. That's awesome. Yeah,
- 33:25Speaker 1: that's so fucking funny to me. That's just like you're like,
- 33:28Speaker 1: that's a human size shit, but it's a cat.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Like, oh man, I feel so bad for my dad. So,
- 33:33Speaker 2: like when we were growing up, we had a bathroom
- 33:35Speaker 2: that had two house had two bathrooms, and I used
- 33:40Speaker 2: his because the getting ready in the morning, Jesse would
- 33:42Speaker 2: be in the main one and his was like a
- 33:44Speaker 2: stand up shower, And I remember I like I was
- 33:47Speaker 2: a kid, but I like pooped a little bit in
- 33:49Speaker 2: the shower, like just a little bit.
- 33:50Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, And then there was like.
- 33:52Speaker 2: A little churn that came out and it was like
- 33:54Speaker 2: so small. So then I like didn't know what to
- 33:56Speaker 2: do because I don't want to pick it up or anything.
- 33:58Speaker 2: I didn't think until now, like I used toilet paper.
- 34:01Speaker 2: But so I went over and grabbed like his nose
- 34:03Speaker 2: hair clippers and just like snipped it until it like
- 34:09Speaker 2: went down the drain.
- 34:11Speaker 1: Oh that's why. Yeah, that's crazy and I feel so
- 34:14Speaker 1: bad for sure. Oh man, does he know? I don't know.
- 34:18Speaker 1: Let's see, let's see if he.
- 34:22Speaker 2: If he texted me about this, I'm gonna be like,
- 34:24Speaker 2: oh he listens, all right, Like yeah, I'll make it
- 34:27Speaker 2: more about that you at that point, that was like
- 34:29Speaker 2: twenty something year. Thirty something year. Wait wait, I'm thirty seven.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Twenty No, that was like probably thirty years ago. You
- 34:36Speaker 2: can't get mad for that.
- 34:37Speaker 1: That's a long time ago. Yeah. Yeah. What about like activities?
- 34:41Speaker 1: Did you like to have people come over? Was it
- 34:43Speaker 1: more like you just want to spend a day with them,
- 34:44Speaker 1: go to the movies, go to like a park. I
- 34:47Speaker 1: like around this, I would like to have two friends
- 34:49Speaker 1: stay in the night, rent movies and rent video games
- 34:52Speaker 1: and then have all that junk food and shit. Yep.
- 34:54Speaker 2: I think as soon as game consoles, like probably like
- 34:57Speaker 2: the step up from like original Nintendo, that's when it
- 35:00Speaker 2: was like that's the focus of parties now until like
- 35:04Speaker 2: we got older and like drugs and alcohol got involved.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Then it was like, let's merge all of them.
- 35:10Speaker 1: Well, Delo, we used to just get because he lived
- 35:14Speaker 1: in this like big shop when he lived in high school.
- 35:17Speaker 1: So for his birthday sometimes we would just have like
- 35:19Speaker 1: you know, fifteen or twenty people there and like a
- 35:21Speaker 1: bunch of TVs and consoles and would all just get
- 35:24Speaker 1: shitty fucking drunk and play video games. I remember one
- 35:27Speaker 1: year or one time it wasn't for a birth I
- 35:29Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but we stayed at my
- 35:30Speaker 1: buddy Sean's houses, me Sean and de Loo, and we
- 35:34Speaker 1: played video games for eighteen hours straight. They brought U
- 35:39Speaker 1: Sean had a PS two, Delo had a it's not
- 35:43Speaker 1: important anyways, we all brought consoles over and we were
- 35:46Speaker 1: just taking turns playing different games. It was like eighteen
- 35:48Speaker 1: hours straight and I was like, fuck my eyes. Yeah.
- 35:49Speaker 2: Ago when it was that age when we all like
- 35:53Speaker 2: started to have jobs a little bit, but no responsibilities.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Then for a while, especially like Kileen and I, we
- 35:59Speaker 2: would do more fancy go out to like a nice
- 36:02Speaker 2: dinner and maybe have a couple other people there. And
- 36:04Speaker 2: I remember this is a birthday related but it was me, Kayleen,
- 36:08Speaker 2: Eric and Vanessa and we went out to celebrate Christmas.
- 36:13Speaker 2: We went to this Mexican restaurant, Kaiser, and we like
- 36:16Speaker 2: exchange gifts and stuff. Kayleen was dating Eric at the time.
- 36:20Speaker 2: I bought her very inappropriate like lingerie and she was
- 36:25Speaker 2: like sixteen fifteen years old and had a boyfriend, Like
- 36:29Speaker 2: it was not appropriate that I did that, and I
- 36:33Speaker 2: give it to her at a.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Trying to bring Mexican Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, but no.
- 36:38Speaker 2: But but yeah, we started having money and responsibilities. It
- 36:42Speaker 2: was like let's go to a fancy restaurant.
- 36:45Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, yep, yeah. Uh So some of the
- 36:52Speaker 1: movies I probably would have rented at that time, like
- 36:55Speaker 1: some you know, right around the age twelve to like
- 36:57Speaker 1: fourteen fifteen ish, Yeah, a scary movie Dude to Where's
- 37:01Speaker 1: My Car? And Me Myself and Irene. I was trying
- 37:04Speaker 1: to think of like comedy movies that were around that time,
- 37:06Speaker 1: like a young adolescent would like. And I think two
- 37:09Speaker 1: of those three movies are probably still funny. But I
- 37:12Speaker 1: haven't seen scary movies since I was probably thirtyeen. I
- 37:14Speaker 1: have no idea, but I did recently watch Me Myself
- 37:17Speaker 1: and Irene. There's some really fucking funny parts of that movie.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Okay, So I think of that movie quite often because
- 37:24Speaker 2: there's this scene where, because it's the one where he
- 37:26Speaker 2: has like two different personalities and he goes to the
- 37:29Speaker 2: bathroom after his other personality had sex with Renee Zellweger. Yeah, yeah,
- 37:34Speaker 2: and he's like pissing everywhere and he's like, why am
- 37:37Speaker 2: I pissing that? And I get that feeling so much
- 37:40Speaker 2: like afterwards with like I go to the bathroom and
- 37:43Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm just pissing everywhere.
- 37:45Speaker 1: And it's when I was a kid. I didn't really
- 37:47Speaker 1: under I was like, oh it, but like I didn't know,
- 37:49Speaker 1: like I didn't really understand why, you know, So it's
- 37:52Speaker 1: great and then you're an adult like, oh shit.
- 37:53Speaker 2: That's probably a personal question, but does blue balls exist.
- 37:58Speaker 1: I don't think it does in the way that we
- 38:02Speaker 1: try to use it growing up, but I think there
- 38:04Speaker 1: are cases like super like one in like a million,
- 38:08Speaker 1: you know, to where there was something.
- 38:09Speaker 2: But so we were just manipulating people.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Oh fuck, for sure, fucked up. Yeah, I think I'm
- 38:16Speaker 1: not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure it's not like
- 38:18Speaker 1: a real thing.
- 38:18Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeremy was telling me like, it's not real, and
- 38:20Speaker 2: I'm like, I swear I had it like all the time.
- 38:23Speaker 1: But yeah, I probably always had it all the.
- 38:25Speaker 2: Time when I was trying to convince that's.
- 38:27Speaker 1: So convenient, like, oh wow, another time, right, yeah, yeah,
- 38:30Speaker 1: oh wow. But there's that scene where in that me
- 38:33Speaker 1: and myself and Irene where the cow dies. Oh yeah,
- 38:35Speaker 1: then keep shooting it and the cow just won't fucking die.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. It's but I was also in that movie,
- 38:41Speaker 1: so it could be problematic. Now, probably I've hit most movies,
- 38:45Speaker 1: especially from like you know, the late nineties to early
- 38:47Speaker 1: two thousands, most of them are probably there's some parts.
- 38:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I think movies around like thirteen fourteen fifteen. I
- 38:55Speaker 2: was really into Rocky Horror. So I'm sure that I
- 38:58Speaker 2: was like, any chance I got to like introduce people
- 39:00Speaker 2: to that film, I would do it.
- 39:02Speaker 1: And I still, like, I don't know.
- 39:04Speaker 2: A couple months ago I introduced somebody, my friend Jane,
- 39:07Speaker 2: to it, and we watched it turned the light on red,
- 39:10Speaker 2: and like, oh, it was just so awesome to like
- 39:14Speaker 2: introduce that film.
- 39:16Speaker 1: In the last couple of years, I've introduced two people
- 39:18Speaker 1: to it, and I feel like I kind of did
- 39:21Speaker 1: it in in the wrong way because, like I both,
- 39:24Speaker 1: I took them both one year apart to the elsin
- 39:27Speaker 1: or when there's like a whole crowd. So I feel like,
- 39:30Speaker 1: because I've always liked the movie, but once I saw
- 39:32Speaker 1: it in like a crowd setting, it brings the movie
- 39:35Speaker 1: so much higher to her, Like I still like watching
- 39:38Speaker 1: it like just at home, but it's not like, you know,
- 39:41Speaker 1: I think we should have watched it and then saw
- 39:43Speaker 1: it with everybode because I think it's so high that
- 39:46Speaker 1: now if they try to shoow someone else at home,
- 39:47Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, you should have seen it with
- 39:49Speaker 1: a bunch of people, because it really heightens It's so
- 39:52Speaker 1: much fun seeing it live. It's one of the most
- 39:53Speaker 1: fun like live experiences that I've gone to a lot
- 39:56Speaker 1: of concerts, a lot of shit. It's so much fucking fun.
- 39:59Speaker 2: Ye, it's the next love Like it's like that breaks
- 40:02Speaker 2: the fourth wall and I love that so much about
- 40:05Speaker 2: seeing it live and it's it's just amazing, and it's
- 40:07Speaker 2: like coming back to Broadway, which I'm like, I don't
- 40:10Speaker 2: know if I'm gonna get to like New York anytime soon,
- 40:12Speaker 2: but I would love to see like just a play production.
- 40:15Speaker 1: I feel like it would do well. So I bet
- 40:17Speaker 1: they'll do the touring one.
- 40:19Speaker 2: In the opening cast of the Redo of It, the
- 40:23Speaker 2: one playing Magenta is Juliet Louise really from Like the
- 40:28Speaker 2: Other Sister in which one Oh, she was.
- 40:30Speaker 1: In a punk band called and she dated Brad Pitt
- 40:33Speaker 1: for a while. Yeah, which also throws me.
- 40:35Speaker 2: Okay, get this, So I'm a big fan of Melissa Etheridge,
- 40:38Speaker 2: like I would become a lesbian for her, and she
- 40:42Speaker 2: had such a close relationship with Brad Pitt that Juliet
- 40:46Speaker 2: Lewis or Louise where her name is? She was in
- 40:49Speaker 2: the video for Come to My Window, Okay, and then
- 40:53Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow was in I Want to Come Over, and
- 40:57Speaker 2: then because they dated, and then Jennifer Anderson was I
- 41:01Speaker 2: Want to Be in Love.
- 41:02Speaker 1: So based on those three songs, are we sure she's
- 41:05Speaker 1: not like a vampire? Think about it? She come to
- 41:08Speaker 1: My Window.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to come over.
- 41:11Speaker 1: I want to come over. I want you have to
- 41:12Speaker 1: invite a vampire in and then so like, let me in.
- 41:16Speaker 1: I'm at your window. Why do I sound like Bruce Willis?
- 41:19Speaker 1: I don't know, but I love you. Yeah, I don't know.
- 41:23Speaker 2: I last time I've seen her like six or seven
- 41:25Speaker 2: six seven, six or seven or eight times, and last
- 41:27Speaker 2: time it was at the Elsinore, which it was fabulous,
- 41:30Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, sweet, like this is a
- 41:32Speaker 2: venue that doesn't have a gag.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Really quick, how much were tickets? Because I feel like
- 41:35Speaker 1: she can. I bet she can, Like so, I bet
- 41:37Speaker 1: the tickets are crazy expensive. They weren't.
- 41:39Speaker 2: There are certain artists where I'm not gonna care too much,
- 41:42Speaker 2: but I'm like.
- 41:43Speaker 1: I feel like she could play like you know, the Mota,
- 41:46Speaker 1: Like that's how big she is.
- 41:47Speaker 2: I've never seen her a venue that big. I've seen
- 41:49Speaker 2: her at the State Fair, Chinook winn Spirit Mountain, a
- 41:54Speaker 2: radio like the Kink Lounge or being Lounge up in Portland.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Huh. I wonder if she just preferred like those more
- 42:00Speaker 1: into type weird.
- 42:02Speaker 2: But but I was like, oh, I want to wait
- 42:04Speaker 2: outside to meet her. I've been like in intimate situations
- 42:07Speaker 2: with like the radio concert was like twenty people.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Oh that was awesome. Yeah, that's really awesome.
- 42:13Speaker 2: And so we waited outside for like an hour or something,
- 42:18Speaker 2: and then when I saw her, she was like not
- 42:20Speaker 2: done up at all, and she just she's getting old.
- 42:22Speaker 2: So she just looked like she was like in her
- 42:24Speaker 2: mid to late sixties, like tired and like wanting to
- 42:27Speaker 2: get to her bus. So I just was like, great child.
- 42:32Speaker 2: And then did you say, like great show?
- 42:33Speaker 1: Oh, great show.
- 42:34Speaker 2: But when I should have like started taking the picture
- 42:36Speaker 2: of her, but like it just felt really intrusive.
- 42:39Speaker 1: I said, great child, Great child. It kind of sounds
- 42:44Speaker 1: like a little bit like you're doing a Southern ice. Yeah.
- 42:48Speaker 1: So those are the movies I watched. Yeah. The video
- 42:51Speaker 1: games I would rent at that time ATV Off Road Fury.
- 42:54Speaker 1: It was like an ATV motocross type games where you
- 42:57Speaker 1: could like race and do all these crazy tricks and
- 42:59Speaker 1: they always have like good soundtrack, so that was always fun.
- 43:01Speaker 1: You know, multiple people can play, and you know Madden.
- 43:05Speaker 1: Even though I was never into football, I always liked
- 43:07Speaker 1: renting the football games because it'd be fun for like
- 43:09Speaker 1: a day or two and then I'm like whatever, yeah,
- 43:12Speaker 1: and the Need for Speed Underground. That was one of
- 43:14Speaker 1: the most fun games ever. You could race, but it
- 43:18Speaker 1: was like during that time of like Pin My Ride
- 43:20Speaker 1: and like Fast and the Furious. So the customization of
- 43:24Speaker 1: the cars were insane, Like you could pick the type
- 43:28Speaker 1: of speakers you wanted in your trunk, and they had
- 43:30Speaker 1: like thirty different types and different like twelve inches, ten inches,
- 43:34Speaker 1: twenty and you know, all these different types of stubs
- 43:36Speaker 1: you can put in there and different configurations rims inside outside.
- 43:40Speaker 1: It was such a fun game, and they had all
- 43:43Speaker 1: these different types of race modes to where it's like,
- 43:45Speaker 1: you know, just normal race, but they also have like
- 43:46Speaker 1: drag racing and run from the cops and it was
- 43:49Speaker 1: like a really fun game. But the soundtrack two was dope.
- 43:53Speaker 1: They had that this one song. It was, you know
- 43:56Speaker 1: that song from the Doors Riders on the Storm they had,
- 44:00Speaker 1: but it was Snoop Dogg wrapping over it. And I
- 44:02Speaker 1: don't like Snoop Dogg now he's a boot liquor piece
- 44:05Speaker 1: of ship, but at the time I like Snoop dog
- 44:07Speaker 1: a lot. But uh, it was really cool because the
- 44:09Speaker 1: game was always at nighttime, so like you'd be raining
- 44:11Speaker 1: and that Riders on the storm. It was like kind
- 44:14Speaker 1: of relaxing and you'd just be playing that night time
- 44:16Speaker 1: and driving. It was fun.
- 44:17Speaker 2: You know, he's a boot liquor. I mean, huh, he's
- 44:20Speaker 2: a boot liquor.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Does that mean it means like when you're okay with fascism,
- 44:26Speaker 1: it's like you're gonna put the boot on your neck
- 44:28Speaker 1: and you're gonna like, oh, I love you, That's what
- 44:32Speaker 1: I pictured.
- 44:33Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm against fascism and I'm not afraid it's.
- 44:40Speaker 1: I'm like, it's so good.
- 44:42Speaker 2: I am really like unfortunately so pro capitalism that like
- 44:46Speaker 2: I hate it.
- 44:47Speaker 1: I hate that.
- 44:47Speaker 2: How addicted I am to capitalism.
- 44:50Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's.
- 44:51Speaker 2: Like stupid shit, like super shit I don't need, but I.
- 44:54Speaker 1: Know, like I buy stupid shit all the time. Like yeah,
- 44:58Speaker 1: but it's I mean yeah, But then I wonder if
- 45:01Speaker 1: it's only we're so into capitalism because we have to be,
- 45:05Speaker 1: because we're in this type of like society. So the
- 45:10Speaker 1: only way we actually get enjoyment is by participating in capitalism,
- 45:13Speaker 1: because if you don't, then you're just gonna work. But
- 45:15Speaker 1: you have to participate to live, So then you have
- 45:19Speaker 1: to do something that brings you a little bit of joy,
- 45:20Speaker 1: so buying like I don't know, like a little keychain
- 45:23Speaker 1: that says like I don't know, butt head, it's like,
- 45:26Speaker 1: oh it's kind of cute, and so it keeps you
- 45:27Speaker 1: going a little bit. So I don't know.
- 45:28Speaker 2: It's I'm working on more like when I do purchase
- 45:31Speaker 2: things for myself, like things that I'm gonna use for
- 45:35Speaker 2: an activity. So like that's been kind of helpful or
- 45:39Speaker 2: like self care kind of shit.
- 45:40Speaker 1: But like I don't, like.
- 45:42Speaker 2: I need I need to stay away from antique shops
- 45:44Speaker 2: because I need another pig chowchki that I need a
- 45:46Speaker 2: hold in my head, Like I have so many fucking pigs,
- 45:50Speaker 2: like so many. I love them though I'm addicted.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Yeah, so what kind of stuff are you? Like? What
- 45:56Speaker 1: can you give me an example? Like stuff that you're
- 45:57Speaker 1: gonna You said you buy stuff that you're gonna use
- 45:59Speaker 1: in future? What do you mean? Oh?
- 46:01Speaker 2: Okay, So like I'm I think it was like last year,
- 46:05Speaker 2: about a year and a half ago, it got a
- 46:06Speaker 2: tattoo and the tattoo works was like you are so dehydrated,
- 46:10Speaker 2: and I was like shit, So I was like okay, perfect,
- 46:12Speaker 2: I need to like get to the gym, drink a
- 46:14Speaker 2: fuck ton of water.
- 46:15Speaker 1: So I bought it, like got hooked up.
- 46:16Speaker 2: With my Stanley's that kind of thing which against capitalism,
- 46:20Speaker 2: but it's like coated in like, uh, I'm doing something
- 46:23Speaker 2: positive for myself vibe I got. I am motivated to
- 46:27Speaker 2: go back to the gym. And I really love the
- 46:30Speaker 2: feeling of lifting weights.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:32Speaker 2: But my hands, like I have little baby hands, yeah,
- 46:36Speaker 2: and I hate callouses. So I got like these like
- 46:40Speaker 2: real like fingerless gloves that have like cushions on the palms.
- 46:44Speaker 2: So I got those from Amazon.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Damn, it's for your birthday. I got you gloves, but
- 46:49Speaker 1: just the.
- 46:49Speaker 2: Fingers that'd be so good like this finger finger.
- 46:55Speaker 1: A slightly cooler about warmer.
- 46:57Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. But yeah, no capitalism, yeah no.
- 47:00Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The gym next week again too, We're gym.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Wait wait, Planet Fitness. Nice, that's my favorite. That's the
- 47:08Speaker 2: one I told you about that where I saw this
- 47:10Speaker 2: old guy watching pornography on his phone while working out. Yeah,
- 47:15Speaker 2: he was on one of the bicycles and I was
- 47:16Speaker 2: on elliptrical behind him, so I confirmed that he was
- 47:19Speaker 2: watching pornography. Then I went up to the employees and
- 47:21Speaker 2: I was like, hey, this was going on and it
- 47:23Speaker 2: was like young girls working and I was like they
- 47:26Speaker 2: were hesitant about saying something. So it's like, I'm okay
- 47:29Speaker 2: with saying something. Here's my info so your manager can
- 47:32Speaker 2: call me.
- 47:32Speaker 1: So I went up to him and I.
- 47:33Speaker 2: Was like, you're done, but you're not watching. You're not
- 47:35Speaker 2: doing this anymore. And then the manager called me and
- 47:38Speaker 2: she was like, oh yeah, we banned him for life
- 47:40Speaker 2: from all Planet Fitnesses.
- 47:41Speaker 1: It's good to know because my phone.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Is pornography all the time.
- 47:45Speaker 1: It's shocked up for next week, like just just watching
- 47:49Speaker 1: I like one hundred and thirty two gigs, Like a
- 47:51Speaker 1: hundred of those gigs are just poor.
- 47:54Speaker 2: I was just like so creeped out by, like fuck,
- 47:57Speaker 2: wouldn't even think that's okay. And he was like hiding
- 47:59Speaker 2: it and enough from people near him, but like it
- 48:02Speaker 2: goes cardio like to the treadmills and stuff. And then
- 48:05Speaker 2: up in the front is like weightlifters and there's like
- 48:08Speaker 2: young women and women in general and people working out.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Like I don't want to need you getting like erection here.
- 48:15Speaker 1: But when I worked at the coffee shop, this older
- 48:17Speaker 1: dude was like jerking off through his shorts. Yeah, I'm
- 48:21Speaker 1: like why the fund. I mean, there's they're perverts. I mean,
- 48:23Speaker 1: I know why they're doude because they're awful, but it's
- 48:26Speaker 1: just fucking weird.
- 48:27Speaker 2: Like there, I'm not going to name names, but there
- 48:29Speaker 2: are women that jack off, like in public places, Like
- 48:32Speaker 2: I know, I know a girl, that woman that she
- 48:35Speaker 2: was a waitress and she would jerk off in the
- 48:38Speaker 2: parking lot like on her break.
- 48:40Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, And it's so weird because I haven't
- 48:43Speaker 1: had the stand up jokes where it's like, you know,
- 48:44Speaker 1: if you meet a girl and she's like, oh, I'm
- 48:46Speaker 1: really in a true crimeer like that's fine whatever, But
- 48:48Speaker 1: then like if you meet a dude and he's like
- 48:49Speaker 1: I'm really in a true crime', like oh, it's kind
- 48:51Speaker 1: of weird. Yeah, I don't know why. But like if
- 48:53Speaker 1: a girl masturbates, it's not I mean it should be,
- 48:56Speaker 1: but in my head it's less bad. It's yeah, it's
- 49:00Speaker 1: les sound less creepy, less bad. I don't know why,
- 49:02Speaker 1: but you know, I.
- 49:03Speaker 2: Was talking somebody about car breaking and they were the
- 49:06Speaker 2: person I was talking to. You referred to them as
- 49:08Speaker 2: a as a guy, and they contact they corrected themselves
- 49:10Speaker 2: and they, oh, it might have been a girl.
- 49:11Speaker 1: I was like, yeah it was.
- 49:13Speaker 2: It was not a girl, Yeah, sure, it was the guy, Like,
- 49:17Speaker 2: we are horrible.
- 49:19Speaker 1: What else do you got on your What kind of
- 49:22Speaker 1: gifts were you interested in between like eleven and fifteen
- 49:25Speaker 1: specifics in general?
- 49:27Speaker 2: So I was late to the game on the whole
- 49:29Speaker 2: riding a bike situation, so I was probably like eleven twelve.
- 49:33Speaker 2: So after that you got your first bike, yeah, Like
- 49:35Speaker 2: I had like training wheel bikes, oh okay, but my
- 49:38Speaker 2: first like like big person like normal person bike was
- 49:41Speaker 2: around that time, and I was.
- 49:43Speaker 1: Like, this is amazing, but you weird. Huh no, thank
- 49:47Speaker 1: you for that, but you're fucked up. So you had
- 49:51Speaker 1: a bike from when you were like six, and you
- 49:53Speaker 1: just kept it till you're like eleven. No, no, no.
- 49:55Speaker 2: So uh So when I was a younger whipper snapper,
- 49:58Speaker 2: I had a bike but had training on it, and
- 50:01Speaker 2: then I like was then there was a time where
- 50:03Speaker 2: I'm not going to ride a training wheel now.
- 50:05Speaker 1: I was like, were you still riding it for like
- 50:07Speaker 1: five minutes? Why my phono? Yeah no.
- 50:10Speaker 2: At a certain point, like you either need to like
- 50:12Speaker 2: learn how to ride a bike with two wheels, which,
- 50:14Speaker 2: honest to God, like looking back, what's the shame in
- 50:17Speaker 2: training wheels?
- 50:18Speaker 1: I was as I just made that joke about like
- 50:20Speaker 1: five it's really it just makes more sense, like tough
- 50:23Speaker 1: four wheels, extra safe.
- 50:24Speaker 2: I feel like right now, if I had a bike,
- 50:26Speaker 2: I would want training wheels or like extra extra wheels
- 50:29Speaker 2: because I'm not training for anything.
- 50:32Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, I remember the feeling of being in
- 50:35Speaker 1: sixth grade and having training wheels and going fast enough
- 50:38Speaker 1: and realizing that the training wheels weren't touching anymore. Oh
- 50:41Speaker 1: and then I remember like that feeling of like, oh shit,
- 50:44Speaker 1: I can do this without training wheels, you know.
- 50:46Speaker 2: So there's no reason to ride bikes, like honestly, well, I.
- 50:50Speaker 1: Mean if you have to get somewhere, drive a car, yeah,
- 50:53Speaker 1: or get a horse. Get a horse yeah.
- 50:55Speaker 2: Yeah, get a I don't know, just it's dangerous. It's
- 51:00Speaker 2: like are maybe I'm biased because when I lived in Portland,
- 51:03Speaker 2: it was a little more safe for bicyclists, but they
- 51:05Speaker 2: had like the bright green lanes. But Salem it's not
- 51:09Speaker 2: really like bike friendly to all sorts of places.
- 51:12Speaker 1: Well, I've never been to I've been to Canada, but
- 51:14Speaker 1: I've never been to like Europe, you know, anything like that.
- 51:16Speaker 1: But I guess a lot of other countries are bike
- 51:19Speaker 1: and like, like, so my VR thing. One thing I
- 51:22Speaker 1: like to do occasionally is I have my VR goggles on, yeah,
- 51:25Speaker 1: and be on my stationary bike and then you can,
- 51:27Speaker 1: like people do these three D views of like Tokyo
- 51:30Speaker 1: and all these places where you can and then I
- 51:32Speaker 1: put a fan in front of me so it feels
- 51:33Speaker 1: like you're actually riding a bike. Anyways, based on those,
- 51:37Speaker 1: it seems like other countries they really focus on like walking,
- 51:41Speaker 1: like so it's not just so like you know, in
- 51:44Speaker 1: like America, Man, can I talk? Fuck? In America, it's
- 51:48Speaker 1: like here's the car and then like there's not a sidewalk.
- 51:51Speaker 1: A lot of times you're like just walking the dirty
- 51:53Speaker 1: fucking animal, you know what I mean. Yeah, But like
- 51:55Speaker 1: it seems like other countries, even though it would make
- 51:58Speaker 1: sense because there's the recording at a biking area, it
- 52:02Speaker 1: just feels like other countries focus more on safety and
- 52:04Speaker 1: stuff for bikes. And I'm trying to get it.
- 52:06Speaker 2: I got I was on a public my car diet
- 52:08Speaker 2: or whatever. I was in between cars when I was
- 52:09Speaker 2: live in Portland and I was riding the bus and
- 52:13Speaker 2: I wasn't paying attention, and so I they were like
- 52:16Speaker 2: there's no other bus, this is it get off kind
- 52:18Speaker 2: of vibe, and it was like on the side of like.
- 52:20Speaker 1: A dirt road, what are we going to do?
- 52:22Speaker 2: And then I ended up My phone was dead at
- 52:24Speaker 2: this point too, and then I fell into one of
- 52:28Speaker 2: those like uh cricks on the side and I fell
- 52:32Speaker 2: into like six inches of like mud water.
- 52:34Speaker 1: It was not a good days like a movie.
- 52:37Speaker 2: Beginning the next day, I was like, I'm getting a
- 52:38Speaker 2: fucking car. I'm not gonna go to work or do
- 52:40Speaker 2: anything until I get a car, Like I'm done with
- 52:42Speaker 2: bus bus transit.
- 52:44Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. So yeah, you're thinking a bike would
- 52:46Speaker 1: be your bike? Yeah yeah, I uh, I had a
- 52:51Speaker 1: I think I stopped riding a bike around twelve or thirteen. Son,
- 52:53Speaker 1: I got in the skateboarding for fore years. I was
- 52:55Speaker 1: really bad at that. Broke my ankle, smashed my face.
- 52:58Speaker 1: The whole reason I grew my hair out originally because
- 53:01Speaker 1: I was bombing this hill and I got speed wobbles
- 53:03Speaker 1: and I almost fell, but I saved myself. And then
- 53:05Speaker 1: I hit a rock and I go flying and I
- 53:08Speaker 1: hit my head and I ground my face down. I
- 53:10Speaker 1: had a huge bump, and so I was too afraid
- 53:13Speaker 1: to get a haircut because I was afraid that they
- 53:15Speaker 1: were gonna like open the bump up or something, so
- 53:17Speaker 1: I screw my hair out.
- 53:18Speaker 2: I was way too old as a kid to like.
- 53:23Speaker 2: I was probably like ten when I stopped crying at
- 53:26Speaker 2: the haircut place. Oh yeah, I would cry all the time,
- 53:30Speaker 2: like I was way too old.
- 53:31Speaker 1: To Yeah, like I'm leaving.
- 53:40Speaker 2: Anyway.
- 53:40Speaker 1: Yeah, were you sad?
- 53:43Speaker 2: I think I was terrified and I don't know why.
- 53:45Speaker 2: I think it probably as to something child the drama
- 53:48Speaker 2: that I'm not dealing with.
- 53:50Speaker 1: Yeah, mine, Uh I used my head shaved a bunch
- 53:52Speaker 1: when I was a kid, so I just would never
- 53:54Speaker 1: I did. They're up on a barber or a hairstylist
- 53:57Speaker 1: one time though nice like you like leaned over and
- 53:59Speaker 1: barbed on. I was. I stayed up from school because
- 54:01Speaker 1: I was sick, and then I went to get my
- 54:03Speaker 1: hair cut, and uh, I threw up and she finished
- 54:06Speaker 1: my hair.
- 54:07Speaker 2: Though I got my hair. Usually Jeremy cuts my hair,
- 54:10Speaker 2: but I've gone like three times the sport clips because
- 54:13Speaker 2: of you, and because usually it's like if Jermy's not
- 54:15Speaker 2: feeling well or we're like fighting, I'm not gonna ask
- 54:17Speaker 2: him to cut my hair. But the lady I loved
- 54:20Speaker 2: her so much. She like was into the chit chatting
- 54:23Speaker 2: and I love that.
- 54:23Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it was so good. There's a few of
- 54:25Speaker 1: them there that I'm like, oh, thank god, yeah talk
- 54:27Speaker 1: at all. Yeah.
- 54:29Speaker 2: Uh.
- 54:29Speaker 1: For my gifts, I would probably at around that time,
- 54:32Speaker 1: probably like a Nirvana T shirt, a video game, and
- 54:35Speaker 1: the Rolling Stones number one where it's like a Rolling
- 54:38Speaker 1: Stone's Greatest Hits came out right around that time, so
- 54:40Speaker 1: I'd probably asked her one of those three things.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Oh yeah, CDs around that time, like that was like
- 54:44Speaker 2: every holiday or whatever, it was like, what's it like
- 54:47Speaker 2: Christmas list?
- 54:48Speaker 1: Like I was like what he's made.
- 54:50Speaker 2: I didn't know what was going on with like pop culture,
- 54:52Speaker 2: so I was like, oh, I want the you know,
- 54:54Speaker 2: Limp Biscuit album. Yeah.
- 54:56Speaker 1: That's one thing that sucks about now is like it's
- 54:58Speaker 1: harder to find gifts because everything online. Yeah, it's like,
- 55:01Speaker 1: oh you go.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Here's something like tokens, like virtual virtual stuff to buy
- 55:06Speaker 2: on virtuals. You don't own anything tangible. Yeah.
- 55:11Speaker 1: Back in my day, That's what I like about Jackson.
- 55:13Speaker 2: He's one thing I like all things, but he's like,
- 55:16Speaker 2: so in no matter what like lifestyle he's doing, he's
- 55:21Speaker 2: always into some type of like paint and paper, paint canvas,
- 55:26Speaker 2: like something tangible art. So I'm like, that's always like
- 55:29Speaker 2: a safe bet for him.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's into sports too, so I feel like
- 55:34Speaker 1: that could be really helpful. He's a well rounded kid. Yeah, yeah,
- 55:39Speaker 1: likes music, painting in sports. Yeah, I mean, I mean
- 55:41Speaker 1: that's that's such a good gold mine to have for
- 55:44Speaker 1: gift giving. Like, yeah, a lot of write in the
- 55:48Speaker 1: song about football. Yeah, paint him a picture of a football. Oh.
- 55:52Speaker 2: I would paint the picture, but.
- 55:59Speaker 1: You're like, all right now, I never gave it to you.
- 56:04Speaker 2: I don't know where it's at now, but it's why
- 56:06Speaker 2: my dining room because there's much hotchpotch. I tried to
- 56:08Speaker 2: paint a picture of Andy's family. It was like not
- 56:12Speaker 2: like you couldn't see like the features or anything, because
- 56:14Speaker 2: I'm not that type of artist. I'm more abstract, but
- 56:17Speaker 2: it just looked like because there's like so many different
- 56:20Speaker 2: shades to your family, it just looked very racist and
- 56:26Speaker 2: like it looked like like like like naked TRIBESMP, like
- 56:30Speaker 2: I don't know, like it just looked very.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Odd but my thought was I.
- 56:34Speaker 2: Like to give like leave things here to like pretty
- 56:37Speaker 2: much annoy Kathy. So I wanted you guys to like put.
- 56:40Speaker 1: It in your living room. Funny.
- 56:43Speaker 2: Anyhow, what other questions do you have? Or was that
- 56:45Speaker 2: that's pretty good?
- 56:46Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah, I mean that's kind of just like
- 56:48Speaker 1: around that age, like because it was a different time,
- 56:51Speaker 1: you know. I mean, we're getting older and I hate
- 56:53Speaker 1: people it different of courses even yesterday. It was a
- 56:55Speaker 1: different time, you know. But it was such a different
- 56:57Speaker 1: time to where like we had to go somewhere to
- 56:59Speaker 1: rent movies and you know, so it was like like
- 57:02Speaker 1: gearing up for your birthday was kind of just as
- 57:04Speaker 1: much fun as your birthday, like the day before, get
- 57:06Speaker 1: movie or whatever, the pizza. So there's like a whole
- 57:09Speaker 1: It wasn't just like your birthday. It was like a
- 57:11Speaker 1: day or two thing like yeah.
- 57:12Speaker 2: Or even like like now people can plan birthdays with
- 57:17Speaker 2: like text or on Facebook, like do like an event
- 57:19Speaker 2: page for if they're doing something like that. Back then,
- 57:21Speaker 2: we had to like actually invite them, make sure that
- 57:25Speaker 2: they were coming, give them the info.
- 57:27Speaker 1: It was a whole put up production. Yeah. Do they
- 57:29Speaker 1: even have birthday cards anymore? Like RSVP this time. I
- 57:33Speaker 1: remember that was such a good feeling of getting a
- 57:36Speaker 1: card that said like, well, or you know, you're invited
- 57:38Speaker 1: to Jake's birthday or whatever time place. Yeah, you know
- 57:42Speaker 1: it's like, ohh yeah, you know what.
- 57:43Speaker 2: I hate it so much as I hate engagement announcements
- 57:48Speaker 2: and like save the date kind of pictures, and I
- 57:52Speaker 2: don't like holiday cards that have like their family on it,
- 57:57Speaker 2: especially so if I'm close to you, I want a
- 58:00Speaker 2: picture of all of us. And then if if I'm
- 58:03Speaker 2: not close to you, I don't want to feel obligated
- 58:06Speaker 2: to have that picture on my fridge.
- 58:09Speaker 1: You know what we should do this year for Christmas?
- 58:12Speaker 1: We should send out Christmas cards to people we know
- 58:15Speaker 1: but will photoshop them in the Yeah, that's not a
- 58:19Speaker 1: good idea, but just one, Like I said, they have
- 58:21Speaker 1: like a full family just one member like that drama.
- 58:25Speaker 1: Yeah that's really creepy. How did you get And they're like,
- 58:28Speaker 1: how did you get that picture?
- 58:29Speaker 2: We found it online and we found but no, I
- 58:33Speaker 2: just like I hate that kind of nonsense.
- 58:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't like it. I don't mind. Just
- 58:38Speaker 1: sometimes save the days are way too far out, like
- 58:41Speaker 1: two years, like or you know, whatever it may be,
- 58:43Speaker 1: it's just give it three to six months. I could see.
- 58:46Speaker 2: But I don't need like an announcement. I don't need
- 58:49Speaker 2: a picture of you kissing your fiance. That's very like
- 58:53Speaker 2: do you want when Jeremy and I got engaged? Do
- 58:56Speaker 2: you want me to send a picture of me and
- 58:57Speaker 2: him like touching tips? Like that's so inappropriate, right.
- 59:02Speaker 1: It's equivalent to I feel like when you know and
- 59:05Speaker 1: I we have we've are the same page on this one.
- 59:08Speaker 1: But like when a pregnant lady has a shirt that
- 59:10Speaker 1: says like the ovens full or whatever, and then the
- 59:13Speaker 1: guy goes and I stuffed the oven or whatever.
- 59:14Speaker 2: Yeah, so gross in general, when women are like we're
- 59:18Speaker 2: trying to have a baby, that's disgusting.
- 59:20Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like he's busting you every now. Yeah, I
- 59:22Speaker 1: don't know that.
- 59:23Speaker 2: No.
- 59:24Speaker 1: Gross, I'm so glad told me that grandma got No.
- 59:28Speaker 2: No. I think that they should make it illegal for
- 59:31Speaker 2: like you have to have like a like a qualification.
- 59:34Speaker 2: This might be problematic and fascism, So I don't know
- 59:36Speaker 2: about this. I would say there should be like pre
- 59:38Speaker 2: qualifications to have children, but that might be saying.
- 59:42Speaker 1: That since I was like in sixth grade, and yeah,
- 59:44Speaker 1: I had a whole list of things, like you have
- 59:46Speaker 1: to have this much money saved up, you have to
- 59:47Speaker 1: have this type of education.
- 59:49Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna think like like, oh, like that's
- 59:52Speaker 2: not a good combo. So like like to like two
- 59:56Speaker 2: really pale gingers like that. No, that baby's gonna be
- 59:59Speaker 2: like like uh like like clear, I don't want we
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: don't want that.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: Yeah, and so there should be a committee that says,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: you guys aren't really working it out together. Let's get
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: yeah the vision, Yeah, bring the Asian and that might
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: be better. Yeah, how that work? Yeah?
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: No, I think that, Yeah, maybe we should we should
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: start that. Maybe we maybe the birth or the card thing,
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: Christmas card thing, all of it, all of it, we
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: should make all of we We always come up with
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: all of these plans. Never do they come into provision.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: All of our plans are completely insite, Like we're like, god,
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: damn it, we really didn't stick with that. I've been
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: trying to call the rock. He's like we were going
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: to live in an abandoned mall. Like that has happened yet. Yeah,
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: I love it all right.
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- 1:01:37Speaker 2: until next time, I'm Jeff.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: I'm Andy, Alice Gutten Zoom Gee, Bert Saga. What's that? Bro?
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: I think that's how you say happy birthday in Germany? Oh?
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: I love that.
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