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- 0:00Speaker 1: O mah oh ma, here we go.
- 0:02Speaker 2: It's our number four of the Ben Maler Show. Original
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- 0:20Speaker 2: as well. So here an hour number four a lot
- 0:22Speaker 2: of baseball. Who's got the leverage in this positional standoff?
- 0:26Speaker 2: Rafael Devers doesn't want to play DH he wants to
- 0:30Speaker 2: only play third base. Who's got the leverage? Devers or
- 0:33Speaker 2: the Red Sox? Also, what does Mike Trout changing positions
- 0:38Speaker 2: from centerfield to right field and Anaheim signal to you?
- 0:42Speaker 1: What does it signify to you? We'll get to that.
- 0:45Speaker 2: And one Soto and Aaron Judge are at loggerheads over
- 0:48Speaker 2: who's got a better chance to win between the Mets
- 0:51Speaker 2: and the Yankees.
- 0:53Speaker 1: Whose side are you on in that great debate? We'll
- 0:55Speaker 1: get to.
- 0:56Speaker 2: All of that and more. Right now here it is
- 0:59Speaker 2: our number four. Have a wonderful Tuesday. We're gonna call
- 1:08Speaker 2: it bullheaded in Boston is what we're gonna call it.
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- 2:14Speaker 2: No games. There's actually a spring training game on Thursday.
- 2:17Speaker 2: You know, spring training begins on Thursday. The Dodgers and
- 2:19Speaker 2: the Cubs play on Thursday. That's the first spring training
- 2:23Speaker 2: game a couple of days away. Well, more spring drama
- 2:27Speaker 2: to fill up the content plate here content Kitty Dateline,
- 2:32Speaker 2: Grapefruit League Spring Training Red Sox.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Now.
- 2:37Speaker 1: The big news over the last couple of days is.
- 2:39Speaker 2: The fallout from cheating as one two one thousand hole
- 2:47Speaker 2: Alex Bregman, who has landed with the socks so Bregman
- 2:52Speaker 2: the big pick up there. The Red Sox had a
- 2:54Speaker 2: victory lap news conference the other day, and the other
- 2:58Speaker 2: shoe has now dropped. The other shoe was now dropped.
- 3:00Speaker 2: If you have not heard yet, Red Sox star forever
- 3:05Speaker 2: slugger Rafael Devers rejected, rejected the very thought that he
- 3:14Speaker 2: would be willing to change positions and leave the hot
- 3:17Speaker 2: corner at Finnway to become a designated hitter to accommodate
- 3:23Speaker 2: the Red Sox edition of the cheater Alex Bregman. And
- 3:28Speaker 2: he used an interpreter for some of this. But listen
- 3:31Speaker 2: to the response by Rafael Devers about the idea of
- 3:35Speaker 2: leaving third base.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Take a listen.
- 3:37Speaker 2: So are you saying if they ask you, the DH
- 3:39Speaker 2: won't do no?
- 3:41Speaker 1: That was him? Can you expand on a Michael, I
- 3:47Speaker 1: played third? I play third. There you go, so we
- 3:50Speaker 1: didn't even need an interpreter.
- 3:51Speaker 2: I played third, all right, So let us discuss the
- 3:55Speaker 2: question who has the leverage? Who has the leverage here
- 4:00Speaker 2: in this positional standoff, Rafael Devers or the Red Sox.
- 4:06Speaker 2: So I've got Levi's five oh one jeans concession speech
- 4:12Speaker 2: and fire breathing dragons, and we will combine all of
- 4:17Speaker 2: these things together and we are going to make some
- 4:23Speaker 2: garlic fries. Watch some baseball, get little garlic fry action.
- 4:26Speaker 2: That's the way to go. So my first thought here
- 4:29Speaker 2: the arrow is pointing, believe it or not, the direction
- 4:32Speaker 2: of Rafael difference. Now that there was a time that
- 4:36Speaker 2: the team always had the advantage, not the player. But
- 4:40Speaker 2: that time is long gone. Like a house by the
- 4:44Speaker 2: side of the road.
- 4:45Speaker 1: It is a gone gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone gone.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Here's why the Red Sox ownership gave away Mookie Betts
- 4:54Speaker 2: to the Dodgers. They didn't want to pay Xander Bogarts,
- 4:58Speaker 2: and so they finally they pay aid Rafael Devers. They
- 5:01Speaker 2: paid him the big money. They gave him the forever contract,
- 5:05Speaker 2: and so he is a made man. He's got him
- 5:08Speaker 2: by the base balls. As they say. Devers is locked up,
- 5:13Speaker 2: if my math is correct, for another ten years and
- 5:16Speaker 2: over three hundred million dollars on his contract. So meanwhile,
- 5:22Speaker 2: you've got the former cheating as trow Alex Bregman, who
- 5:31Speaker 2: has one of those pillow contracts where he's only really
- 5:34Speaker 2: in Boston for one year if he plays well, he'll leave.
- 5:36Speaker 2: If he plays poorly, he'll stay. It's one of those deals.
- 5:40Speaker 2: He'll opt out every Year's got an opt out. So
- 5:42Speaker 2: he's not really committed to the rest lucts. Now the
- 5:44Speaker 2: wild part of the story, which is great because in
- 5:47Speaker 2: this player empowerment era where the employer does not have
- 5:50Speaker 2: the empowerment.
- 5:52Speaker 1: In twenty twenty four, if my.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Math is corrected, Rafael Devers was the worst defensive third
- 5:57Speaker 2: baseman by three major metric He was the worst third baseman,
- 6:04Speaker 2: not just in the American League, in all of baseball,
- 6:07Speaker 2: And if you go back longer, just in the American League,
- 6:09Speaker 2: which plausibly is where the Red Sox play their games
- 6:12Speaker 2: most of the time, Rafael Devers is the worst defensive
- 6:15Speaker 2: third baseman in terms of errors over the last seven years,
- 6:21Speaker 2: seven straight years.
- 6:23Speaker 4: Now.
- 6:23Speaker 2: We used to have this guy called name the Boston Hater,
- 6:25Speaker 2: and he would talk about Rick.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Burrelson, butter fingers Burrelson, Well, how about butter fingers butter
- 6:30Speaker 1: fingers Devers here, And yet he wants no part of
- 6:35Speaker 1: being a glorified pinchater, being a designated hitter. And so
- 6:39Speaker 1: what we have here is a soft standoff.
- 6:44Speaker 2: It's not your typical old school standoff because in the
- 6:47Speaker 2: olden days, back before players were making hundreds of millions dollars. Well,
- 6:51Speaker 2: you just won't play, then, I don't care. We'll sit
- 6:53Speaker 2: you down if you don't. You want to listen to us.
- 6:55Speaker 2: We're the We're the ones that are in charge, but
- 6:57Speaker 2: not anymore so. Dever's the way I look at this
- 7:01Speaker 2: from thirty thousand feet is Rafael Devers is double dog daring,
- 7:06Speaker 2: double dog daring John Henry and the ownership group to
- 7:11Speaker 2: trade him double dog dairy.
- 7:14Speaker 1: I'm not beginning.
- 7:15Speaker 2: I'm not dh I'm a third baseman. You paid me
- 7:18Speaker 2: to play third base. I'm not gonna go over and
- 7:20Speaker 2: be a designated theor. And he knows, Rafael Devers that
- 7:23Speaker 2: he is wearing Levi's five oh one jeans. He's got
- 7:26Speaker 2: the pants on in the old relationship there and the
- 7:30Speaker 2: real fun is going to begin though, once we get
- 7:33Speaker 2: into the baseball season, when Alex Bregman is kicking baseballs
- 7:39Speaker 2: at second base right and left, while Rafael Devers is
- 7:43Speaker 2: booting balls over at third base and you've got Edward
- 7:47Speaker 2: scissors hands at third and second base, the Red Sox
- 7:51Speaker 2: will not be good because they will have terrible defense
- 7:54Speaker 2: at both positions. And then what do you do?
- 7:58Speaker 1: What do you do?
- 8:00Speaker 2: Want to play anywhere other You don't want to be
- 8:02Speaker 2: a DH Devers, Bregman would love to go back to
- 8:07Speaker 2: third base because there's more money there than in second base.
- 8:10Speaker 2: And so here you go, all right. Now, Secondly, we
- 8:13Speaker 2: pivot away from the Red Sox. We go all the
- 8:15Speaker 2: way across the country to spring training in Arizona, where
- 8:18Speaker 2: at one point the face of baseball is now a
- 8:23Speaker 2: diminished asset.
- 8:24Speaker 1: We're talking about Mike Trout.
- 8:25Speaker 2: What does the news out that Mike Trout is changing positions?
- 8:30Speaker 2: Unlike Rafael Devers, Mike Trout will no longer be an
- 8:34Speaker 2: everyday center fielder in Major League Baseball Circle twenty twenty five.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Those days are over, now rare and appropriate. Trout will
- 8:42Speaker 2: occasionally play center field, but he is now the right
- 8:45Speaker 2: fielder at the Big A, the Angels moving him to
- 8:49Speaker 2: right field in Anaheim. What does that signify to you?
- 8:55Speaker 2: So to me, that signifies a hole, a sinkhole which
- 9:01Speaker 2: Mike Trout has fallen down in and he is throwing
- 9:05Speaker 2: in the sponge. He is conceding. Now, this is like
- 9:07Speaker 2: a politician that has lost the election. He is giving
- 9:10Speaker 2: a concession speech. Mike Trout, He's doing the walk of shame,
- 9:16Speaker 2: is what he's doing. Here is the center field is
- 9:18Speaker 2: where the star goes. Right field is where the guy
- 9:21Speaker 2: that's not that fast anymore and slowing down and just
- 9:25Speaker 2: a shell of what he had been goes.
- 9:26Speaker 1: And that's Mike Trout.
- 9:28Speaker 2: And the Angels, along with Trout, are both admitting what
- 9:31Speaker 2: we've all known for a long time that because Trout
- 9:34Speaker 2: cannot stay healthy, he is a net negative. And so
- 9:38Speaker 2: this becomes a salvage and recovery mission for what's left
- 9:42Speaker 2: of Mike Trout in his career, which financially has many
- 9:46Speaker 2: years left on his contract with the Angels.
- 9:49Speaker 1: But they're just doing this to preserve his.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Body, because his body is like that of Kawhi Leonard
- 9:55Speaker 2: or Anthony Davis, or pick your favorite athlete that can't
- 9:59Speaker 2: stay on the f or the court. So trying to
- 10:02Speaker 2: squeeze more juice out of the orange, trying to get
- 10:05Speaker 2: a little more juice out of the orange. Now, Major
- 10:07Speaker 2: League Baseball's probed the news service major League Baseball Network.
- 10:12Speaker 2: They released their annual list of the Top one hundred
- 10:17Speaker 2: Top one hundred players earlier this month. And Mike Trout
- 10:22Speaker 2: came in at number thirty nine. How the Mighty have
- 10:26Speaker 2: fallen the lowest Mike Trout has ever been ranked on
- 10:30Speaker 2: that arbitrary list, and considering how damaged Mike Trout has
- 10:34Speaker 2: been for many many years here, he's missed like four
- 10:37Speaker 2: hundred games or something like that in recent years, a.
- 10:40Speaker 1: Weird surprise that he was even that high.
- 10:42Speaker 2: In fact, Trout played just twenty nine games last season
- 10:46Speaker 2: before he had snap crackle pop pop up and had
- 10:50Speaker 2: a torn meniscus in his left knee. So just twenty
- 10:53Speaker 2: nine games last year for Mike Trout, but he's missed
- 10:56Speaker 2: over four hundred right around that number here in recent years.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Now the fun we now go back over to the
- 11:02Speaker 2: American League and National League, a hybrid story involving the
- 11:05Speaker 2: Mets and the Yankees in the in the Bronx and
- 11:08Speaker 2: in Queens, but really in Florida for the Grapefruit League.
- 11:11Speaker 2: And that is where Juan Soto said he's not going
- 11:15Speaker 2: to be that guy, even though he's getting seven hundred
- 11:17Speaker 2: and sixty five million dollars. But Juan Soto signed with
- 11:21Speaker 2: the Metropolitans in when he signed that contract, he said
- 11:25Speaker 2: a couple months back that he believed that the Mets
- 11:30Speaker 2: gave him the best opportunity to win. They put him
- 11:33Speaker 2: in a position to win there better than the Yankees, right,
- 11:38Speaker 2: So his former teammate, Yankee captain El Capitan, Aaron Judge,
- 11:43Speaker 2: was asked about that, and do you think Aaron Judge
- 11:45Speaker 2: agreed with jan Soda the Mets give him a better
- 11:47Speaker 2: chance to win or disagreed or said no comment. Well, shockingly,
- 11:53Speaker 2: if you pick door number two, you're right. Yes, Aaron
- 11:57Speaker 2: Judge disagrees with Juan Soto and that thought process, saying, quote,
- 12:03Speaker 2: that's his opinion. We can say, he can say rather
- 12:06Speaker 2: what he wants. I definitely disagree with him, Aaron Judge
- 12:09Speaker 2: told reporters. So you've got one Soto on one side
- 12:13Speaker 2: of the aisle, You've got Aaron Judge on the other
- 12:17Speaker 2: side of the aisle. They're at loggerheads over who's got
- 12:21Speaker 2: a better chance to win, the Mets or the Yankees.
- 12:23Speaker 2: Whose side are you on? You make the call. I
- 12:27Speaker 2: love that you make the call. So I'm on the
- 12:29Speaker 2: side of Aaron Judge on this. I'm on the side
- 12:31Speaker 2: of the Yanks, and I don't think the Yankees know
- 12:32Speaker 2: what they're doing. And they've got issues, but I just
- 12:36Speaker 2: don't trust the Mets. I don't both these cats are
- 12:40Speaker 2: obviously biased with their opinion. They're both making ridiculous amounts
- 12:43Speaker 2: of money to play baseball. But the Yankees I have
- 12:46Speaker 2: ahead of the Mets for a couple of reasons here,
- 12:50Speaker 2: mainly location.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Location looks well. They're both in New York.
- 12:56Speaker 2: But the Yankees playing the American League East, and while
- 12:58Speaker 2: Baltimore has a good regular season team, they've turned out
- 13:01Speaker 2: to be frauds in the postseason.
- 13:04Speaker 1: The Red Sox are.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Kind of trying. Toronto's a hot mess. You go by
- 13:11Speaker 2: the division, you go team by team in the division here,
- 13:13Speaker 2: you're like, well, it's not really all that great. It's
- 13:16Speaker 2: not that great a division. But ultimately that's obviously right now.
- 13:19Speaker 2: We're doing the show today. We're not worried about two
- 13:21Speaker 2: years from now or three years from now. But ultimately,
- 13:24Speaker 2: at some point down the Wild Blue Yonder Road, you're
- 13:31Speaker 2: going to face the drawbridge which has been pulled back,
- 13:36Speaker 2: and there'll be a moat surrounding the castle. Surrounded in
- 13:41Speaker 2: that moat will be fire breathing dragons that will be
- 13:46Speaker 2: swimming around there. The dragons will be wearing Onesies with
- 13:50Speaker 2: the Dodger logo on them. See that's the problem. At
- 13:54Speaker 2: least the Yankees can get to the World Series and
- 13:58Speaker 2: then melt down again the Mighty Dodgers. The Mets have
- 14:02Speaker 2: to beat the Dodgers to get to the World Series,
- 14:05Speaker 2: but they have to also worry about in their own division,
- 14:07Speaker 2: the Atlanta Braves if they ever stay healthy again, and
- 14:11Speaker 2: the Philadelphia Phillies if they you know, if sinbutts were
- 14:15Speaker 2: candy and nuts. But if the Philadelphia Phillies actually live
- 14:18Speaker 2: up to their hype offensively in the playoffs, good luck.
- 14:23Speaker 2: So that's a tougher road for the Atlanta Braves, just
- 14:26Speaker 2: getting PI Philly in Atlanta, and then also the Dodgers
- 14:29Speaker 2: in the National League, and then whoever wins the American
- 14:31Speaker 2: League pennant in the World Series. It is the Ben
- 14:34Speaker 2: malshow I did love the video the bus drivers sent
- 14:37Speaker 2: out the Roberto used to work on the show. He
- 14:40Speaker 2: sent video from Yankee spring training camp of Garrett Cole
- 14:43Speaker 2: covering first base and a spring training drill, which is
- 14:47Speaker 2: just so great because if only Garrett Cole had chosen
- 14:50Speaker 2: to cover first base in the World Series, maybe things
- 14:52Speaker 2: would have been different. But Garrett Cole was too big
- 14:55Speaker 2: of Prima Donna to cover first base in Game five
- 14:58Speaker 2: of the World Series and couldn't be bobbed to do that,
- 15:00Speaker 2: couldn't be bothered to hustle, But he did hustle in
- 15:04Speaker 2: spring training.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Isn't that nice? Yankee fans.
- 15:06Speaker 2: Yes, Garrett Cole, your highest paid pitcher hustling in spring training.
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- 18:20Speaker 1: Of sports chatter. Those are just some of my nicknames
- 18:22Speaker 1: that I have here. Thank you. There'll be a quiz
- 18:26Speaker 1: on that a little bit later.
- 18:29Speaker 2: Ferg Dog writes and says that Ben, it does not
- 18:31Speaker 2: matter what position Mike Trout plays or some what some
- 18:35Speaker 2: Fugese list says Mike Trout is still the best player
- 18:38Speaker 2: in baseball, and everyone knows it.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Everyone knows it.
- 18:45Speaker 2: Alf writes in says, when I signed up to join
- 18:48Speaker 2: the Malord Militia, I was told that I would only
- 18:51Speaker 2: have to listen and watch your propaganda, not anyone else's.
- 18:56Speaker 1: On the network. I want want t want me be
- 19:00Speaker 1: I will. I will not do it. No, you can't
- 19:03Speaker 1: make me.
- 19:05Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh Now I am challenging Alf and some of
- 19:09Speaker 2: the other listens. Noah and Austin at scrabble playing scrabble,
- 19:14Speaker 2: and uh I kicked. I just got a massive word
- 19:18Speaker 2: there to take down takedown Alf?
- 19:21Speaker 1: Are you at scrabble? I love scrabble. What's a good
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- 19:28Speaker 1: And which word did you do? What's that?
- 19:30Speaker 6: Which word did you get?
- 19:31Speaker 1: The latest word I had?
- 19:32Speaker 2: Let's see this is a an eight eight letter where
- 19:36Speaker 2: let me let me go back here, hold on a secone.
- 19:38Speaker 1: You want to know. This is good radio.
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- 19:54Speaker 1: What yes, Ma, that is the word mass masked head
- 19:59Speaker 1: is a yes?
- 20:01Speaker 2: H e a d it's a boat part yes, Oh
- 20:04Speaker 2: my god, Lauren.
- 20:09Speaker 1: All right, tomorrow we got to play the game. I
- 20:11Speaker 1: will figure out.
- 20:12Speaker 2: I'm not sure it'll be an experimental game tomorrow, Okay,
- 20:15Speaker 2: can we agree on that. We'll work out the kinks
- 20:17Speaker 2: as we go here, because I've I've done some demo
- 20:19Speaker 2: things in my head on the game we're gonna play tomorrow,
- 20:21Speaker 2: but I haven't done it yet, like officially, so I
- 20:23Speaker 2: think tomorrow we'll just got we gotta play the game.
- 20:26Speaker 2: A fool of myself. No you will not no, no, no,
- 20:28Speaker 2: it'll be But my goodness, all right.
- 20:31Speaker 1: What else do we have?
- 20:32Speaker 3: Uh?
- 20:33Speaker 1: Let's see, can't read that?
- 20:34Speaker 2: DJ Smith Patrick in San Diego writes and he says,
- 20:38Speaker 2: Benjamin talking baseball.
- 20:39Speaker 1: Is the best. Benjamin, it's all about ball. It's all
- 20:42Speaker 1: about ball.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Timothy writes in from Parts Unknown, he says Raphael Devers
- 20:46Speaker 2: should changed his first name to just Ralph, because that's
- 20:51Speaker 2: what he's doing up chucking balls on the daily.
- 20:56Speaker 1: He hits the ball well fielding.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Can I see your ball, sir, I'd like to see.
- 21:04Speaker 2: They don't pay him to field the ball. They pay
- 21:07Speaker 2: him to hit the ball. The top defensive player in
- 21:09Speaker 2: baseball does not get paid unless they hit.
- 21:12Speaker 1: It's the way baseball is.
- 21:15Speaker 2: Hello to Mike the Leprechaun, who is up next in the.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Greater Boston area. Hello, Mike the Leprecaun, Top.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Of the morning.
- 21:25Speaker 3: I agree about Raphael ever, I mean definitely he's being
- 21:29Speaker 3: a baby.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Well he's a well paid, well fed baby. Well, yes,
- 21:34Speaker 1: you did you just call me a baby? Did you
- 21:38Speaker 1: you want to step I'll kick your ass. I don't
- 21:41Speaker 1: care if your leopard, I'll punch you like a football.
- 21:44Speaker 7: Did you see Donald Trump when in the Daytona five
- 21:46Speaker 7: hundred That was amazing?
- 21:48Speaker 1: Was that was pretty cool?
- 21:50Speaker 2: Do you think that was his idea? Or somebody said,
- 21:52Speaker 2: why do you just drive the motor? Drive the motor
- 21:55Speaker 2: came around the dayton That's like something I would do.
- 21:57Speaker 2: I want to drive around the Daytona five hundred track
- 22:00Speaker 2: one hundred thousand people and that's funny.
- 22:03Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty good.
- 22:05Speaker 3: Harder and touch your hardy and toucher they.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Call you don't even know the names. How dare you toucher.
- 22:12Speaker 3: And hardy names.
- 22:13Speaker 5: Haven't they funny names?
- 22:16Speaker 1: Hard Hardy?
- 22:17Speaker 2: You think like Laurel and Hardy like they're but that's
- 22:19Speaker 2: second dead if you watch them back.
- 22:24Speaker 4: I have a joke.
- 22:27Speaker 7: Okay, I shouldn't have said that, but I have a joke.
- 22:30Speaker 1: I finally thinkured out what's wrong with Ben Mallord's brains?
- 22:34Speaker 6: Do you want to know?
- 22:36Speaker 1: Nobody? Nobody?
- 22:37Speaker 2: Does anyone want to know?
- 22:39Speaker 8: Not?
- 22:39Speaker 7: On the left?
- 22:40Speaker 6: On the left?
- 22:41Speaker 3: Let me you're interrupted. On the left side, nothing is right.
- 22:45Speaker 4: On the left side, nothing is right, and on the
- 22:48Speaker 4: right side nothing is left.
- 22:51Speaker 3: You'll get into wolves.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Really is that? When does one get to what? How
- 22:55Speaker 1: old are you?
- 22:56Speaker 3: By the way, I'm more than sixty?
- 23:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, so if i'm too, well, what
- 23:02Speaker 1: are you exactly? All right? Well, thank you, mister leprekhn
- 23:08Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna hang up on you. Go away,
- 23:10Speaker 1: I know, Oh my goodness.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Yeah, Ryan in main wrights and says, hey, Ben, there's
- 23:15Speaker 2: optimism surrounding the Red Sox around here in New England.
- 23:18Speaker 2: What's wrong with these idiots? Been the curse of Mookie
- 23:21Speaker 2: bets lives strong people. Yeah, that was pretty bad transaction.
- 23:27Speaker 2: That was Luka doncik like where you just gave away
- 23:32Speaker 2: your top player.
- 23:35Speaker 1: That's what nobody said.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Mookie was fat though, and the Red Sox traded and
- 23:38Speaker 2: they just didn't want to pay him. And he's already
- 23:41Speaker 2: won two World Series with the Dodgers and he's got
- 23:43Speaker 2: another forever amount of time left on the contract and
- 23:46Speaker 2: all that.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Well, wild story.
- 23:47Speaker 2: The big boozer of the day, The big boozer of
- 23:51Speaker 2: the day that goes to Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman.
- 23:56Speaker 1: This guy, Ben Cleveland is.
- 23:59Speaker 2: His name, but he place for a team in Baltimore,
- 24:01Speaker 2: Ben Cleveland, so he didn't see the story. You know,
- 24:05Speaker 2: I know the guys get duys all the time. Shouldn't
- 24:07Speaker 2: drink it drive, especially in the uber age. But you know,
- 24:11Speaker 2: boys will be boys and not the brightest sometimes. And
- 24:13Speaker 2: so the offensive lineman, Ben Cleveland, enjoys a couple of
- 24:22Speaker 2: drinks now and again, thank you sir, have another. Yeah,
- 24:26Speaker 2: he was arrested recently for DUI. This happened. Teams had
- 24:30Speaker 2: the story and he blew a staggering point one seven
- 24:35Speaker 2: to eight with the breathalyzer that was administered. Now we've
- 24:42Speaker 2: done a little bit of malor math on this. He
- 24:45Speaker 2: is listed a lot he's like three hundred and sixty pounds.
- 24:51Speaker 2: So if you do the math on this, they estimate
- 24:54Speaker 2: on the charts, and the charts are aren't as acurate,
- 24:56Speaker 2: but like one hundred and thirty pound man would have
- 24:58Speaker 2: to drink six beers and one hour to blow a
- 25:01Speaker 2: one point one seventy five.
- 25:05Speaker 1: But this guy's three hundred and sixty pounds, So.
- 25:08Speaker 2: That would mean he would have to drink in one hour,
- 25:10Speaker 2: approximately seventeen beers in one hour, top seventeen beers. However,
- 25:17Speaker 2: there is a conspiracy theory that is making the rounds
- 25:21Speaker 2: that if he instead of drinking beer, drank a fifth
- 25:26Speaker 2: of one hundred proof whiskey, Wow, that that would have
- 25:31Speaker 2: been very similar. So he could have drank twenty six
- 25:35Speaker 2: point six ounces of one hundred proof whiskey and that's
- 25:40Speaker 2: twelve point eight ounces of alcohol, So that would be
- 25:42Speaker 2: about where he's at. This guy, I mean going for it. Yeah,
- 25:45Speaker 2: you're gonna go drinking. That's next level. How can you
- 25:48Speaker 2: even drink that much? Well, I'm guessing that's not his
- 25:52Speaker 2: first time at the bar. I'm thinking he's even doing
- 25:56Speaker 2: that for a minute or two.
- 25:57Speaker 1: That's not his first trip to go to the big house.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean they sobered him up and then
- 26:04Speaker 2: he's got to have to This doesn't cost you twenty thousands?
- 26:06Speaker 2: Has the price gone up if you get a DUI?
- 26:08Speaker 2: I thought it was like twenty thousand. You gotta pay
- 26:10Speaker 2: lawyer fees, get your license restate. It depends what state
- 26:13Speaker 2: you are. In some states, like in Arizona, I think
- 26:15Speaker 2: you go to jail for that, because that's extreme. DUI,
- 26:19Speaker 2: I don't know that. I think this happened in uh
- 26:23Speaker 2: I thines. I read Georgia, I remember correctly.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Yeah, it was in.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Milldeville, Georgia, bald Baldwin County, Baldwin County.
- 26:36Speaker 1: So there you go.
- 26:38Speaker 2: That's a lot about Let's say he in fact, he
- 26:41Speaker 2: drinks so much alcohol. I think he's qualified to call
- 26:43Speaker 2: this show. I think he's qualified to call the show.
- 26:46Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones. We'll say hello to Jed
- 26:48Speaker 2: who fled? Who's walking around the swamps of Florida. Hello,
- 26:53Speaker 2: Jed who fled?
- 26:54Speaker 3: Man?
- 26:54Speaker 7: I love you. I'm gonna be honest. I'm stating on
- 26:56Speaker 7: the toilet. I'm not going number one or two or three.
- 26:58Speaker 3: Dude.
- 26:58Speaker 7: I just want to look at the show. The timing
- 27:00Speaker 7: is excellent. Uh, you know, I mean, I'm echoing. It's
- 27:03Speaker 7: it's well earned by now I'm taking a bit malor
- 27:05Speaker 7: thinking about what wiping my eddie Garcia and then and then,
- 27:09Speaker 7: you know, if I get constipated, I'll explore that off
- 27:12Speaker 7: Fox Sports Radio. You know what I mean?
- 27:14Speaker 1: Why? Why are you on the toilet?
- 27:17Speaker 7: Definitely not to your nates for defecate, not road ridges?
- 27:21Speaker 2: Are you?
- 27:21Speaker 1: Oh you needed a place to sit down to do
- 27:23Speaker 1: what you're doing? I got you.
- 27:24Speaker 7: I think I have good I'm trying to find a
- 27:26Speaker 7: place where I can have like the random entertaining and
- 27:30Speaker 7: we yet useful thoughts. I've not yet found a place
- 27:32Speaker 7: where I can become the thinker. So I'm in here.
- 27:34Speaker 7: Come I've become the stinker.
- 27:36Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's great. Well you found a place. Congratulations,
- 27:40Speaker 2: I'm still there, dude.
- 27:40Speaker 7: I love you so much. It's unbelievable that I admitted
- 27:43Speaker 7: to being on the bathroom. I'm a toilet with it.
- 27:44Speaker 7: Seconds of here, I'm still in the air. America is
- 27:46Speaker 7: great on only on the outside.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Can you can you flush the toilet to make sure
- 27:50Speaker 2: you're not lying? Can we can we have you flush
- 27:52Speaker 2: the TOI.
- 27:54Speaker 7: You know, being it's like having fans here. I got
- 27:56Speaker 7: the fart fan going. So I'm constantly giving autographs and
- 27:58Speaker 7: it's amazing all the time, like a constant custard, like
- 28:02Speaker 7: the fervor of my of my Papa Ross.
- 28:07Speaker 1: I understand, all right, I don't I don't want to interrupt.
- 28:10Speaker 1: I don't want to interrupt.
- 28:11Speaker 2: You're very busy there on the commode and the throne,
- 28:13Speaker 2: and you're doing that.
- 28:14Speaker 1: I don't want to bother you.
- 28:17Speaker 7: But I'm saying, okay, all.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Right, go away now, Blinds the hold any hang up
- 28:24Speaker 1: on him?
- 28:24Speaker 2: Blind Scott is next on the north end of Boston.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Hello Blind Scott.
- 28:31Speaker 6: Then you know what happened. I got kick out of
- 28:34Speaker 6: this convenience store earlier. I went in there and I
- 28:36Speaker 6: was like, can somebody help me find some self his
- 28:39Speaker 6: energy drinks in And the guy goes, I'm busy, and
- 28:42Speaker 6: I started asking some customers and the guy goes, you're
- 28:45Speaker 6: gonna leave my store now, because he said I would
- 28:47Speaker 6: making fun of him, judging him because his English was
- 28:49Speaker 6: really really bad, you know. And then I went the
- 28:52Speaker 6: Whole Foods over the weekend, like a similar thing happened.
- 28:55Speaker 6: I bought all my groceries and then I went home
- 28:58Speaker 6: and I didn't have my groceries, and I called the
- 29:00Speaker 6: guy up. His name was Jeff too, like it could
- 29:03Speaker 6: have been Jeff Bezos, who knows. And he was like,
- 29:05Speaker 6: we're not responsible for bringing your groceries home. But they
- 29:08Speaker 6: didn't give me my groceries. They just gave me like
- 29:10Speaker 6: an empty bag. You know what I'm saying.
- 29:12Speaker 2: So, Oh, I know you're blind, but you can tell
- 29:16Speaker 2: whether a bag has stuff in it or not. Right, Yeah,
- 29:19Speaker 2: And at no point when they gave you the bag,
- 29:22Speaker 2: you say this bag's empty.
- 29:24Speaker 6: Yeah, my friend she was with me. I said these
- 29:26Speaker 6: I don't think this stuff is in here. She goes, no, No,
- 29:28Speaker 6: that's everything. And we were we were towing her car.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Well was she smoking to say everything's in there if
- 29:34Speaker 1: the bag's empty.
- 29:35Speaker 2: She's not blind, you know, she's like pretty confident.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Two.
- 29:39Speaker 6: She has like a good job and everything. But she
- 29:42Speaker 6: was rushing me out of the store. But then I
- 29:44Speaker 6: called the guy and the guy wanted to fight me
- 29:46Speaker 6: on the phone over it.
- 29:47Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 29:48Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think you're going to kick his ass?
- 29:50Speaker 2: Do you think you would have taken him in the
- 29:51Speaker 2: street fight?
- 29:52Speaker 6: I said, I told him I was going to kill
- 29:54Speaker 6: him on the phone and he says, I'm going to
- 29:55Speaker 6: call the boss and police on you. I said, go
- 29:57Speaker 6: ahead and call.
- 29:58Speaker 2: That seems like a reasonable reaction. I shouldn't say you're
- 30:00Speaker 2: going to kill someone on the phone. That seems a
- 30:02Speaker 2: personally perfectly reasonable you know what.
- 30:04Speaker 6: The bus the police told me, I can hit people
- 30:06Speaker 6: as long as they're behind closed doors and nobody can
- 30:09Speaker 6: see them. Like they said, they just lay into them.
- 30:12Speaker 2: But the guys really the cops, that you can hit
- 30:14Speaker 2: somebody as long as nobody sees it.
- 30:16Speaker 6: Interesting as at the HOA meeting a few months of ago,
- 30:19Speaker 6: there was like we had an HOA meeting here.
- 30:21Speaker 2: That's good police work and you punch anybody you want
- 30:24Speaker 2: as long as nobody sees it. Well, you'll never see
- 30:26Speaker 2: it because you're blind, so you can really punch you
- 30:28Speaker 2: every you wane you didn't see it.
- 30:29Speaker 6: The police that they have to actually see you. So
- 30:31Speaker 6: like if I start punching you and the police don't see, like,
- 30:33Speaker 6: there's no way and then proven unless they actually see it.
- 30:35Speaker 2: But then the person can say, well, I'm putting you
- 30:38Speaker 2: under citizens arrest, you know that kind of or cameras
- 30:42Speaker 2: you need proof though.
- 30:43Speaker 6: Yeah, but if there's no cameras, then you just play
- 30:45Speaker 6: into them, you.
- 30:46Speaker 4: Know what I mean.
- 30:46Speaker 1: That's how that's great. I could just go over and
- 30:48Speaker 1: punch somebody. That's good advice.
- 30:49Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you let them have about it. I'm not
- 30:51Speaker 6: going to men's prison now. I'm not gonna be like
- 30:53Speaker 6: you're listeners, I'm not, so I have to tell myself,
- 30:56Speaker 6: I'm not going to men's prison because you don't want
- 30:58Speaker 6: to go to men's prison right now, not somebody like no.
- 31:01Speaker 2: No, you would definitely not do well. Well, you'd be
- 31:02Speaker 2: very popular, but I don't think you want to go well.
- 31:06Speaker 1: It depends what you're looking for, you know.
- 31:08Speaker 6: Laverna has this corporal punishment thing. Remember she says people
- 31:11Speaker 6: need to go to prison to like clean up or
- 31:13Speaker 6: whatever that angered people like amongst them.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a shock jock man. She does not understand
- 31:18Speaker 1: the customer.
- 31:20Speaker 6: Hardy he's in Puerto Rico right now. Morning guy Fred's
- 31:23Speaker 6: working because you know he really has They both can't
- 31:26Speaker 6: be out at the same time. But Hardy's in Porto Rico.
- 31:28Speaker 1: That must be nice.
- 31:29Speaker 2: Puerto Rico beautiful.
- 31:32Speaker 6: Here's a golf show. It's called the ninety eight Doug
- 31:34Speaker 6: five Sports Tub golf club. It starts and soon on, dude,
- 31:38Speaker 6: dude them bite the leprecaun. He's a terrible caller. You know,
- 31:41Speaker 6: I understand the leprechaun thing in the Irish voice, but
- 31:44Speaker 6: he's going to be devoted to game shows like that's
- 31:46Speaker 6: a game.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Yeah that was That was a weak call. Yeah all right,
- 31:49Speaker 2: I gotta go, thank you. I'm hanging up on you.
- 31:50Speaker 2: Let's say hello to mouth Wash Mike, who's in Vegas.
- 31:54Speaker 2: This is the guy that jumps into the fountains at
- 31:56Speaker 2: the Bellagio. He showed up to the mallor meet and
- 31:58Speaker 2: Greek completely saw on mouthwash.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Hello, mouthwash Mic, that is correct.
- 32:04Speaker 3: And I've done it again.
- 32:06Speaker 1: What did you do?
- 32:08Speaker 3: I did a backdrop because the pools getting lower, so
- 32:16Speaker 3: I couldn't really do much of a dive at all,
- 32:21Speaker 3: so I just did the backdrop.
- 32:23Speaker 2: But but you did into the Bolagio fountains, the iconic,
- 32:26Speaker 2: world famous Bolagio fountains.
- 32:28Speaker 1: So you jumped in yet again? And what time did
- 32:30Speaker 1: you do this?
- 32:33Speaker 3: Well? I usually do it at night, but isn't it.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Very cold in Las Vegas at night?
- 32:41Speaker 4: I'm aa and so I'll take off like most of
- 32:46Speaker 4: my clothes and then I'll jump in and then I'll
- 32:50Speaker 4: put my clothes back.
- 32:51Speaker 3: On and stuff like that.
- 32:53Speaker 2: And you've done Is it true? You've done this so
- 32:56Speaker 2: much now they just say, hey, mouthwash might get out
- 32:58Speaker 2: of here. They don't really even arrest you anymore.
- 33:00Speaker 3: No, they're just like, uh, it's just sham or whatever.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Wow.
- 33:06Speaker 2: But wouldn't it be more enjoyable during the summer when
- 33:08Speaker 2: it's one hundred and ten to jump in not not.
- 33:11Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, he needs to bath somehow?
- 33:14Speaker 3: Correct? Would be?
- 33:18Speaker 2: Yeah? I can't wait to see you again at the
- 33:20Speaker 2: next mall of meeting. You're gonna show up again, right,
- 33:22Speaker 2: you know I'm gonna buy some mouthwash for you.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Next time. I'll bring some mouthwash. Well, yeah, Now, you
- 33:28Speaker 1: don't like the You don't like the green or the blue.
- 33:30Speaker 1: You only like the yellow, right.
- 33:32Speaker 3: The yellow and the generic version because the oh that's why.
- 33:36Speaker 1: But if I brought like green, that would be like
- 33:38Speaker 1: a spurge or.
- 33:39Speaker 3: Something like, Oh my gosh, I'd be mad at you.
- 33:42Speaker 1: You'd be mad at me. I don't want you to
- 33:43Speaker 1: be mad at me. I don't want that.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Man, all right, I understand, all right, Well, you're still
- 33:49Speaker 2: you're still going and You're an amazing man, what a legend,
- 33:54Speaker 2: the man in the Fountains of Elijah. All Right, but
- 33:57Speaker 2: you stay safe out there on the streets of Vegas. Okay,
- 34:00Speaker 2: I gotta go, but God, I'd.
- 34:01Speaker 3: Be in the middle of the seed.
- 34:03Speaker 8: I leap in the middle of.
- 34:05Speaker 2: La all Right, Tension advertisers, you can reach this coveted demographic.
- 34:10Speaker 3: Im the place all over the.
- 34:13Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to hang up on you before
- 34:16Speaker 1: you say something else.
- 34:17Speaker 2: Let's say hello to cowboy John bradd and Windsor, Ontario, Canada,
- 34:22Speaker 2: a fine Canadian.
- 34:24Speaker 8: Ladlon Marina, and Hello Ben and Justin will Happy ninety
- 34:30Speaker 8: second birthday, yokoh on happy thirty second birthday at Contavious
- 34:34Speaker 8: Caldwell Pope, who was born in the same day of
- 34:38Speaker 8: former WCW and WWE superstar m Carry atkinsonator Carrie van
- 34:45Speaker 8: ericause he was non committed suicide of February eighteenth, nineteen
- 34:48Speaker 8: ninety three, because he would have probably gone to prison
- 34:52Speaker 8: after violating his proll for drug possession. And of course
- 34:57Speaker 8: my buddy Gord Gilmour that that was February seventh, nineteen
- 35:02Speaker 8: ninety three, and that was of course under January twenty
- 35:08Speaker 8: eighth nineteen ninety.
- 35:09Speaker 3: Three, and James J.
- 35:12Speaker 8: Corbert, the former heavyweight champion, died February eighteenth, nineteen ninety three.
- 35:18Speaker 8: Leon Spinks another February heavyweight champion, The one and that
- 35:22Speaker 8: state I like fifteenth, nineteen seventy eight, sixteen night, February fifth,
- 35:29Speaker 8: twenty twenty one, at age sixties, Rabbit, great nephew Christian
- 35:33Speaker 8: seventeenth birthday, Rabbit, And anyway, I'll speak to you.
- 35:37Speaker 1: Quickly, well quickly.
- 35:38Speaker 8: Remember you got to be a boy, to be a cowboy.
- 35:40Speaker 3: Bite.
- 35:41Speaker 1: There he goes, where he goes, only he knows, the
- 35:44Speaker 1: great cowboy.
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- 36:55Speaker 5: generic sound bites you know in a sports and entertainment
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- 37:38Speaker 1: Hit that button, Lorena, what do we have here? He's
- 37:40Speaker 1: a young fan, young fan as a young fan.
- 37:44Speaker 2: He's a young fan, all right? Will anyone get this right?
- 37:47Speaker 2: Someone from the world of sports will last seven to
- 37:49Speaker 2: ten days? I think caller five will get it.
- 37:52Speaker 1: Lorena, number three? You always go with number three? What
- 37:55Speaker 1: about you, Coopli? Will anyone get this right? At eight seven,
- 37:58Speaker 1: seven ninety nine on Fox calling number five? All right?
- 38:01Speaker 1: Played again, Loraine.
- 38:03Speaker 2: He's a young fan.
- 38:04Speaker 1: All right.
- 38:05Speaker 2: Let's start out with calling number one. That would be
- 38:07Speaker 2: Stephen in New Jersey. Who is calling number one?
- 38:09Speaker 3: Hello?
- 38:10Speaker 1: Stephen? Welcome?
- 38:12Speaker 4: How's you going?
- 38:13Speaker 5: Ben?
- 38:13Speaker 1: Do you know who that mystery voice is? Stephen?
- 38:16Speaker 3: I'm gonna get that. Uh maybe Loraina?
- 38:19Speaker 5: Pretty feet is wow?
- 38:21Speaker 1: Lorena? Do your feet sound like that? That's a grown
- 38:25Speaker 1: man in my feet?
- 38:26Speaker 3: Wow?
- 38:26Speaker 2: You might want to see a doctor, Loraina, No, it
- 38:28Speaker 2: is not Lorena's feet. Let's see cowboy. Hello, Cowboy, you're
- 38:32Speaker 2: calling number two? Cowboy to old Ben?
- 38:34Speaker 8: Is that long ago? In Major League Baseball relief pitch.
- 38:38Speaker 8: Your Eloy face will be ninety seven Thursday, and it's
- 38:42Speaker 8: the oldest living former Pirate Tiger.
- 38:44Speaker 1: And is that Elroy face? No, ninety seven, that's a
- 38:50Speaker 1: good rue.
- 38:50Speaker 8: Yeah, ninety seven on Thursday.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Yeah, happy early birthday. Oh all right, bye, all right,
- 38:58Speaker 2: let's see who do we have. We've got Mitch in
- 39:01Speaker 2: man Cato. Come on, number three, it's your caller, all right,
- 39:04Speaker 2: the me have your clue, Mitch. His father played for
- 39:06Speaker 2: Boston University and the Ballen Boomers.
- 39:11Speaker 3: Oh, I got this, all right, I got it?
- 39:14Speaker 7: Who is it?
- 39:15Speaker 6: Old Chuahwood dogs for Taco Bell.
- 39:18Speaker 2: Combersals did get dogs from a Taco Bell commercial? All right,
- 39:25Speaker 2: everyone's hammered. Speaking of hammered, mouthwashed Mike called back to
- 39:29Speaker 2: play mouthwash.
- 39:30Speaker 1: Mike your caller for who is it? Mouth washed? Mike?
- 39:33Speaker 3: Yes, I know exactly was. It's a guy with the
- 39:38Speaker 3: first name of Brett, guy named Brett.
- 39:42Speaker 8: Is it?
- 39:43Speaker 7: No?
- 39:43Speaker 2: It isn't a thank you jeez? All right, last clue.
- 39:46Speaker 2: His name means little Mountain played again Lorena.
- 39:49Speaker 1: He was a young fan. All right. Coach Russell's gonna
- 39:51Speaker 1: bring it home, Coach Russell.
- 39:52Speaker 2: Who is it?
- 39:53Speaker 1: Coach Russell? Oh, he's not paying.
- 39:58Speaker 2: Oh it's Kyrie Irving. That's Kyrie and should have been it.
- 40:02Speaker 2: We are We got all those goofballs. They ruined the game.
- 40:05Speaker 2: The goofballs ruined the game. Losers, idiots,