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EPISODE 44: Rawdogging Through Life · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it mom o' clock yet? I'm going crazy.
• 0:08
  Speaker A: Heck yeah. It's Mama Clock somewhere. Okay. Welcome back to Mama Clock. We have a 20 minute timer because sometimes we get to chat in too long.
• 0:22
  Speaker B: No one wants to hear us and
• 0:24
  Speaker A: nobody wants to hear our voices.
• 0:25
  Speaker B: Actually, everyone does. Everyone loves hearing us.
• 0:28
  Speaker A: I'm trying to see. Are these lights the same? Yeah, it's just us too. So sorry. Savvy. Savvy. We got no guests this week, but
• 0:37
  Speaker B: I loved our guest.
• 0:38
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. Everybody's loving our guests. So you will watch this after you watch our guests episode. But yeah, because it's gonna drop on Thursday and this won't drop until the following week. But she was a doll and she told her story loud and proud. And we are so proud of her for doing that.
• 0:55
  Speaker B: It really. It really was.
• 0:56
  Speaker A: I hope it touches several people's hearts. Anyway, what the motherfucker we talking about?
• 1:03
  Speaker B: I don't know. We're raw dogging it.
• 1:05
  Speaker A: We're Raw Dog and we love to raw dog a 20 minute episode.
• 1:08
  Speaker B: I am kind of raw dogging through life.
• 1:10
  Speaker A: No, me too. It's so bad. Me and my husband are like, do you feel the energy? It's like so stressful because things are. He's. We're going away this weekend to the city for his work and it's like the elite club. So it's like all his employees who like hit the goal of their numbers. Hit the numbers for this. That was like the forest agency goal. And. And I planned it. He also was like organizing it on the back end.
• 1:30
  Speaker B: I thought you work.
• 1:31
  Speaker A: Yeah, we're just like all Vavalu and people are. Can I say something?
• 1:36
  Speaker B: What?
• 1:36
  Speaker A: People don't. Not only don't listen when you're at a firm, but they, they. No, that's it. They just don't listen.
• 1:44
  Speaker B: Right.
• 1:44
  Speaker A: Like you say, I send out a million emails saying, text me by end of day if you want xyz. Certain people text me days late. Reason why I do that is because there's a deadline of what I have to do.
• 1:57
  Speaker B: Right? You're not doing what. I'm shits and giggles here.
• 1:59
  Speaker A: And then days, weeks later, I get text messages and emails. First of all, I asked for a text. I get emails and text, hey, can't come. Hey, actually, can you add me and my wife? Actually, this. I'm like, seriously? And Michael's like, welcome to Affirm. Like, no one, no one pays attention to what you actually need to be doing. People are canceling. People can't come. People are coming one day and it's fine. I get things happen.
• 2:21
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 2:22
  Speaker A: But when I say that's why I
• 2:24
  Speaker B: can't plan, this is what you are you the planner. You have to coordinate.
• 2:27
  Speaker A: Yeah, but the reason why I'm doing it is because the person on the back end saying, you need it by X date, if you don't, you can't come.
• 2:33
  Speaker B: Right.
• 2:33
  Speaker A: So now that this person's asking, now I have to reach out and be like, hey, I know you told me Thursday was the deadline, but these two people want to join. Can you add them? They're going to say no because they already told me, but I have to ask.
• 2:44
  Speaker B: Right?
• 2:45
  Speaker A: So anyway, it's just like a lot. So we're just like running around like chickens.
• 2:49
  Speaker B: Chickens. Who's watching your kid?
• 2:50
  Speaker A: I have no idea. Not my mother in law, obviously.
• 2:53
  Speaker B: No, I mean, when you go away.
• 2:54
  Speaker A: Oh, you. I'm like really stressed out and I would love to get another mother's opinion. So here I am. My son's definitely getting.
• 3:03
  Speaker B: This is like real talk. We just, we're gonna, we're gonna hash this out right here live, right now. Because she's going through it. She's having a little mom guilt. She wants to tell me all the feelings she's having about leaving her kid with me and go, my son is
• 3:15
  Speaker A: absolutely getting his two year old molars in. My husband's convinced. I'm like half convinced, right? And it's all the same things. Like some people show te teething signs, some people just don't. My kid is showed. And I've talked about this often. The teething signs, the poops, the drool, the irritable.
• 3:29
  Speaker B: Irritability.
• 3:30
  Speaker A: Irritability. And what else? The red cheeks, rash like saliva. Saliva. All the things. I think I mentioned that. So two year old molders are a true thing. And it's like so severe. His drill, so, so severe. Then he woke up with congestion. Oh, congestion and cough are also on the, on the card of maybe, maybe
• 3:52
  Speaker B: totally sick or totally ill.
• 3:55
  Speaker A: So he has all those things right now. And then he just woke up two days ago with stuffy nose and a cough, a wet cough. Also the weather has been nuts. You know, my husband, hot, cold, hot, cold. We've had the air on, then we had the heat on, then we had the air back on.
• 4:08
  Speaker B: New Jersey should be sued for weather, like literally illegal.
• 4:12
  Speaker A: So Michael's convincing me it's all these things, right? Which I believe him, but wrong time, not wrong timing, worse timing. We're going away Thursday, Friday. And Emily here is watching my son now. I don't care if you're my fucking sister. I would never leave my sick kid with someone who has kids. It's one thing if you don't have kids, but if you have three kids, like, it's just, like, a disservice and it's rude.
• 4:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 4:42
  Speaker A: So I'm sitting here and. And I don't think we're at the six stage where he needs me.
• 4:47
  Speaker B: Right.
• 4:47
  Speaker A: He's absolutely fine. Like, I sent him today. I don't have that. I mean, I obviously have the leaving guilt.
• 4:52
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 4:53
  Speaker A: Leaving him.
• 4:53
  Speaker B: But it's not like he, like, only wants mommy.
• 4:55
  Speaker A: No, he's not at that phase right now at all. I could tell. I mean, he ran out of this house today. But I feel really bad giving him. Giving you my sick child. Like, there's nothing you have to do for him. Like, it's not. You have to give him medicine. He's totally fine. But him coughing and if I were
• 5:10
  Speaker B: to give him Tylenol, what would happen?
• 5:11
  Speaker A: I know, honestly, don't tell Michael. So don't tell my husband, but I feel like. Like, I wouldn't want a child coming in here coughing and sneezing and drooling all over my house and my k. Yeah. So I'm just at a place where, like, okay.
• 5:26
  Speaker B: I walked in, she was like, I'm not going. I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, I can't go. I'm not going. I'm not going. I go, dom, you're going. Also, it's not a. You're not a flight away. Like, you're in New York City, literally. Like, if I know. If it's like, I know.
• 5:39
  Speaker A: That's another thing. It's like, you worry about something happening, God forbid. Which we would obviously come home. But I'm saying, like, I just think it's so freaking rude to drop my sick kid off at your house with three children. Like, it's so rude.
• 5:52
  Speaker B: If he was actually sick, I would say, I know there's no fear, but I don't think. I think I like to lean in on the teething because I love when parents say that he's just teething because
• 6:00
  Speaker A: you had no idea when you're.
• 6:01
  Speaker B: I've never known once when any of my kids have been.
• 6:04
  Speaker A: You three rugrats running around. You would never know.
• 6:06
  Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I really. Or I just really didn't pay attention to it or they didn't show the signs that you are saying, which a Lot of kids do. But I have to say, I feel all of the things. I understand all the things you're feeling and I, I would feel the same way. But I am genuinely telling you, like, it's okay. You can le him with me. And I think it'll be.
• 6:25
  Speaker A: I know you genuinely mean that too. Yeah, but imagine like when you're out and like, you don't know if a kid's sick or not, but they're coughing. It's kind of like, ew.
• 6:31
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 6:31
  Speaker A: You know, like, and I know you would never be that way. You're like my sister. But I just feel like, isn't that so rude to do?
• 6:38
  Speaker B: I know, but like, I. Especially during the season of, of life and the weather, like, I mean, my kids go to school, everybody's coughing. It's not like, I know I'm not
• 6:49
  Speaker A: that bad about it either. Like, it depends who it is. Like, I mean, my son's been with my niece and my nephew. They've come here during the holidays and stuff recently and they've been coughing and stuff. I don't, I generally don't care. But for some reason, yeah, I don't want to be that mom who. Because I'm, I'm self aware, like, coughing and he's sneezing and he definitely is something going on.
• 7:08
  Speaker B: Yeah. Also, I feel like it comes down to. Parents are always like, very, like, if you're going to leave the house with your kid and you're going to do these things, like, you have to know that, like, they can get sick. They might get someone else sick. You might, you don't know the symptoms that happen in 24 hours.
• 7:22
  Speaker A: Like, I just don't want him to be a headache for you also because I don't know if it's going to get worse. It hasn't, but I'm not. Like, what if he wakes up, like, so sick? It's like, okay, now you have to pay attention to him when he's sick. And like, you have to be up in the middle. That's what I mean. Like, I don't want. That's all those things too.
• 7:38
  Speaker B: You could be up to his thoughts. Of course.
• 7:40
  Speaker A: I don't want. You have to deal with that because
• 7:41
  Speaker B: you're a good mother.
• 7:42
  Speaker A: So.
• 7:43
  Speaker B: But I'm telling you, it's fine. And I will treat him like my own. I also was thinking about it. If I had one kid, do I want to, I want to ask you this. Do you feel that if you, when you do. Because I do babysit him.
• 7:57
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 7:58
  Speaker B: Often not often, but when I do, do you get this feeling like, oh, my God, she has three other kids. She's really not gonna pay attention to my kids.
• 8:05
  Speaker A: Never. I would think you would pay attention
• 8:07
  Speaker B: more because I will. I stand on my head, toes. Like, I would pay attention to Gio Moore and, like, I will shove rock.
• 8:14
  Speaker A: I know you would. And I would do the same.
• 8:16
  Speaker B: But I would, like, feel that way, I think, like, especially, you know, sometimes these, like, nannies have these ads where it's like, I have my one year old. Can they come with me? And I always would be like, no. Because if it. Especially if it's like a stranger, like, they'll treat their kid like right more. They'll pay more attention.
• 8:34
  Speaker A: Yeah, I get that. If it's a stranger.
• 8:35
  Speaker B: If it's like a stranger.
• 8:36
  Speaker A: I feel that.
• 8:36
  Speaker B: But like, I always wondered if you thought.
• 8:38
  Speaker A: No, I wouldn't. I actually don't. I don't.
• 8:40
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 8:40
  Speaker A: Like, I feel like you would actually pay attention to my.
• 8:42
  Speaker B: No. And I would. I'd be like, you would.
• 8:44
  Speaker A: You would say you guys can't come in mommy's bed.
• 8:46
  Speaker B: Gio, come in mom's bed. Yeah, come in mommy's. I feel like we are mommy and daddy.
• 8:50
  Speaker A: Yeah. That's so funny. They actually call you mommy now.
• 8:51
  Speaker B: No, it's the funniest thing. And I do correct him. People that think. But maybe it's because I breastfed him as a baby.
• 8:59
  Speaker A: That was literally two years ago. And I still think you did, which
• 9:04
  Speaker B: was so I will never tell you really won't.
• 9:06
  Speaker A: I'll never know. So it's fine. So moving on from that, I'm happy that I get to go away. I guess so.
• 9:14
  Speaker B: Staying in a cool hotel.
• 9:15
  Speaker A: Yeah, really cool hotel. And, you know, it's just because me and Michael planned it, so it's just a hassle for us.
• 9:19
  Speaker B: Yeah. And please, her husband was like, hon, you're not gonna caught. He would have a Anderson.
• 9:23
  Speaker A: He's like, so upset. Wifey has to be there.
• 9:26
  Speaker B: Yeah. Anyway, make him look better.
• 9:29
  Speaker A: I do. Like an accessory. Wait, tell them what happened. Let's. Let's. Okay, now that we're done with that, let's just tell a little story of when you walked in here. Like, what was the scene?
• 9:39
  Speaker B: He was stressed.
• 9:40
  Speaker A: No. Not even Michael. I'm not talking about Michael. Like, my scene up. When I called you upstairs. You want to tell the story?
• 9:45
  Speaker B: I did.
• 9:46
  Speaker A: Go ahead, go.
• 9:46
  Speaker B: I have a memory of a goldfish.
• 9:48
  Speaker A: Seriously. She goes, I'm gonna tell this story on the plots because the first thing I do, meanwhile, I have to remind you of the story about me.
• 9:53
  Speaker B: No, it's crazy. And it's so crazy when you're sitting here. I have all these thoughts of things that I want to say and I just forget everything. But yes. Okay, so Dom's in the bathroom.
• 10:01
  Speaker A: Upstairs.
• 10:02
  Speaker B: Upstairs. And she's like, em, can you come here for a second? I'm like, yeah, sure. So I run upstairs and she's like, can you go in my second drawer down and get me granny panties? And I'm like, okay. So I'm going in the drawer and she directs me. She's like, it's. It's right next to. In the white container next to the thing. Container? She has fucking containers.
• 10:22
  Speaker A: Would you call them containers? They're like section. They're like sectionals.
• 10:26
  Speaker B: Whatever it is. I don't have that.
• 10:28
  Speaker A: You definitely have socks, underwear, bras, and like, bathing snacks. Mine's very organized, isn't it?
• 10:36
  Speaker B: Good?
• 10:37
  Speaker A: I just. I just like.
• 10:37
  Speaker B: It was so organized and it got me thinking, like, if I ever had to, like, ask you to go run upstairs and get something for of one of my kids, like, I am just not organized in that way. I don't have it in me. It's not.
• 10:48
  Speaker A: I couldn't take it anymore.
• 10:50
  Speaker B: I mean, I. I almost gave up folding my kids clothes.
• 10:54
  Speaker A: Well, can you tell them why I asked for granny panties?
• 10:56
  Speaker B: Because you have your period?
• 10:57
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 10:58
  Speaker B: I mean, but not only does she have granny panties, she has a section of granny panties. She has a section of thongs. She has a section of sexy lingerie. Like, she has sections.
• 11:11
  Speaker A: Granny panties, thongs, and sexy.
• 11:13
  Speaker B: And I said that I. I literally probably own two pairs of underwear. And one of them are her underwear that I had to borrow.
• 11:19
  Speaker A: He's. Because I own two pairs, three pairs of underwears, and one of them are yours that you gave me. I was like, oh, all right. But also, like, I had to put granny pants on with my maxi pad because I don't wear tampons, but I have to section them off because I can't find them.
• 11:34
  Speaker B: That is so funny. I think about things that I'm probably doing wrong raising my kids. So. No, A lot of things for my girlfriend say, so I put on shirts. How would you put on a shirt?
• 11:45
  Speaker A: How do I put on a shirt?
• 11:46
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, do you do arms? Do you put your arms in and then your head over, or do you do your head in?
• 11:53
  Speaker A: I do arms and then head.
• 11:54
  Speaker B: Normal person. Okay. For me, I'm not normal. I put my head in and Then I reach my arm around. I don't know, just. I always did it that way. And my girlfriends have made fun of me. Even with a bra I have never liked it turns it around. The bra. Turned it around.
• 12:08
  Speaker A: I'll put the.
• 12:08
  Speaker B: I'll put the bra on like a shirt. Like, I'll. It's already snapping. It's. It's already snapped. It goes over my head, my arms go through, and then I pull it down.
• 12:15
  Speaker A: Like, no, I unhook my bra when I take it off and I rehook it when I put it back on.
• 12:19
  Speaker B: Right. Like that's what normal people do. But I. I'm just not. There's some things.
• 12:23
  Speaker A: And what do your kids do?
• 12:24
  Speaker B: Well, so I. As I'm raising them, I'm trying to be aware, self aware.
• 12:29
  Speaker A: My son does head, then arms.
• 12:31
  Speaker B: He does.
• 12:32
  Speaker A: Because I put his shirt on his head.
• 12:33
  Speaker B: I guess it's hard to do arms first as a kid.
• 12:35
  Speaker A: But like.
• 12:36
  Speaker B: Or like, do you put their socks on first? Like, how would you dress him?
• 12:40
  Speaker A: So I usually put his pants on, then his socks. I lick his socks over his pants because I don't know, it's like my style with him.
• 12:46
  Speaker B: And like. You would never have a mixed matching sock.
• 12:48
  Speaker A: No. Okay.
• 12:50
  Speaker B: I. I just don't understand parents. I hate to blame the three kid thing because I. I know that I do that often. But like, how do you match sock. How do you keep.
• 13:00
  Speaker A: I wash them together and I fold them together.
• 13:03
  Speaker B: Yeah, but do you.
• 13:04
  Speaker A: Do you clip them when I wash them?
• 13:06
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:07
  Speaker A: No, I just make sure.
• 13:08
  Speaker B: But if you have multiple. If you have multiple. Like if you have Minnie Mouse socks and Ninja Turtle socks and then princess socks and they're all in one load together.
• 13:15
  Speaker A: Yeah. I take the time to find the matching sock.
• 13:17
  Speaker B: No, it's. We're too far gone for that.
• 13:19
  Speaker A: Too far gone. Make sure. Maybe just do a load of socks and underwear and bras.
• 13:25
  Speaker B: And also, don't you find socks go missing?
• 13:27
  Speaker A: Like, they definitely do, but I always leave them on the side because one day I find them.
• 13:30
  Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know. I need. I need.
• 13:33
  Speaker A: So note to self, Emily needs an organizer.
• 13:36
  Speaker B: Organizer. Carly was such a good help. Or helpful.
• 13:41
  Speaker A: You need to do it one time and then you just follow it and you'll be good to go. No, you're gonna be a mess. In a matter.
• 13:47
  Speaker B: I've done it. I've done it multiple times. It just. It just reverts.
• 13:51
  Speaker A: Well, some people just are the way
• 13:52
  Speaker B: they are and it's fine. And there's no changing so changing. But it is so refreshing. I went to our cousin's house who has four kids. She's neat, though. She's. She's neat. She's.
• 14:04
  Speaker A: I mean, when you have teacher, she's organized.
• 14:06
  Speaker B: I'm not saying she's messy. I'm just saying, like, the chaos. I'm not talking about, like, it's just, like. It was refreshing to go there and, like, our kids were just.
• 14:14
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker B: Rambunctious. Running around the house, doing whatever.
• 14:17
  Speaker A: They also have the house for it. You also feel like you're too crowded, overcrowded.
• 14:22
  Speaker B: But then again, I think, like, if I did have a house like that, would I be organized?
• 14:26
  Speaker A: Well, time will tell.
• 14:27
  Speaker B: I mean, only time will tell, but it's funny to think about those things.
• 14:30
  Speaker A: I know. I'm sorry.
• 14:31
  Speaker B: But then I was in her bathroom downstairs, and there was a kid's toothbrush that must have fallen off the shelf and was on the floor. And it was like, oh, okay. She's a little normal.
• 14:41
  Speaker A: She hasn't seen that toothbrush.
• 14:42
  Speaker B: Well, I didn't see it.
• 14:44
  Speaker A: I love that.
• 14:45
  Speaker B: But, yeah, I mean, so I will have four kids for two days when Gio's with me. And we will survive.
• 14:54
  Speaker A: So after this episode releases, we'll see what happens with my child at your house.
• 14:58
  Speaker B: Yeah, he might have, like, Dorito fingers.
• 15:01
  Speaker A: Literally.
• 15:02
  Speaker B: I got healthy food.
• 15:03
  Speaker A: Well, your husband. My. Her husband. My husband already told your husband. No. Pebbles.
• 15:09
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. He almost had a stroke.
• 15:12
  Speaker A: No, we walked in.
• 15:13
  Speaker B: I wasn't there.
• 15:14
  Speaker A: I know you weren't, but Michael literally dropped. I. I honestly didn't care, but Michael dropped down to his knees.
• 15:19
  Speaker B: Hey, if we're watching your kid, it's your rules. My rules.
• 15:23
  Speaker A: Go underside. The only thing I do is the milk. That's it.
• 15:25
  Speaker B: Yes, yes. We have organic milk and not gasped milk at our house.
• 15:29
  Speaker A: Gasped milk, Literally. I love it. We're really excited about our live event coming up May 1st. Our live. What are we calling it?
• 15:38
  Speaker B: A live event. Live event. So exciting.
• 15:40
  Speaker A: May 1st. Mom's night out. We are doing this, but in front of a live audience.
• 15:44
  Speaker B: I'm gonna shit my can. Ooh, yeah.
• 15:48
  Speaker A: Don't worry. Our girl will be on a beta blocker, so we'll be good.
• 15:51
  Speaker B: Well, it's either a beta blocker or a xanax or, like, 10 martinis. Yeah, any of those just kidd. I'm gonna have.
• 15:57
  Speaker A: Why don't you try a beta blocker before you take it?
• 16:00
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah, you will.
• 16:01
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 16:01
  Speaker B: That's why Hoff's bringing me them on Sunday.
• 16:03
  Speaker A: Okay, good. All right.
• 16:04
  Speaker B: I don't. I'm not trying to take new drugs the day of.
• 16:08
  Speaker A: Please don't. I'm still debating on what I should do. I think I'm just gonna raw dog it.
• 16:12
  Speaker B: Raw dog, Like.
• 16:13
  Speaker A: But, like, I do get physical symptoms. I do.
• 16:16
  Speaker B: You get scared. You just get. You could literally.
• 16:19
  Speaker A: I know I can't. But my body still reacts. I still get jitters and heart race and I get caught in mouth and all the things. But I'll talk about it out loud. I'll be like, I'm literally shaking right now.
• 16:27
  Speaker B: Also, it's like, it's mostly our people, so it's like.
• 16:31
  Speaker A: But still, it's even more pressure.
• 16:33
  Speaker B: Yeah, I'm. I'm definitely nervous.
• 16:35
  Speaker A: It's like the saying, like, picture them in their underwear. I can't because they're my family and I don't want to picture my sister in law in her undies. You know what I mean?
• 16:41
  Speaker B: Yeah, I do.
• 16:41
  Speaker A: Although I. Although I will picture my sister in law.
• 16:45
  Speaker B: Your sister in law's hot. Yeah. Both of them.
• 16:50
  Speaker A: So.
• 16:51
  Speaker B: Well, that's gonna be fun. I'm excited for that.
• 16:55
  Speaker A: Me too.
• 16:56
  Speaker B: And we're having an after party.
• 16:58
  Speaker A: Yeah. We're going to Darby Road in Scotch Plains.
• 17:01
  Speaker B: So anyone who wants to meet us for the after party, come on.
• 17:03
  Speaker A: More than welcome to come slide into my DMs even if you're not coming to the show.
• 17:07
  Speaker B: Yeah. Come party with us. We have a lot.
• 17:09
  Speaker A: A lot of people still have to buy their tickets. My sister wants to buy her ticket.
• 17:12
  Speaker B: My mother in law.
• 17:14
  Speaker A: Ticket in law.
• 17:15
  Speaker B: Yeah. You know what's gonna happen? It's gonna be sold out. We're gonna have to open stock.
• 17:20
  Speaker A: That's okay. Because we're just statements anyway. We're really excited for the show and I'm so excited to just perform. We have to put on a little performance.
• 17:30
  Speaker B: Yeah, it's gonna be funny. I mean, I hope. I'm excited to get the audience involved. Honestly, my favorite thing in this whole world is making up games.
• 17:40
  Speaker A: Me too. Like making people laugh and stuff. And like, collaborating.
• 17:43
  Speaker B: Yeah. On other news, in other news, we
• 17:46
  Speaker A: still have no answer on Alex. And Alex. I do want to touch on that really quick. Alex, Earl. Still no response.
• 17:51
  Speaker B: Alex.
• 17:51
  Speaker A: Earl has not responded.
• 17:53
  Speaker B: So when she was like, okay, I'll get on it, it's like she was
• 17:56
  Speaker A: like, I'm booked and busy.
• 17:57
  Speaker B: Don't have time for you.
• 17:58
  Speaker A: Right. But we think.
• 17:59
  Speaker B: Which I kind of like.
• 18:00
  Speaker A: Yeah, we as. I mean, it's getting a little out of Hand, though.
• 18:02
  Speaker B: Like, just like she said.
• 18:03
  Speaker A: Now I think I'm getting a little bit pissed, but we, as a collective audience, believe that it's going on her
• 18:09
  Speaker B: Netflix document docu series she doesn't want to release.
• 18:12
  Speaker A: I think she's going to release the Juice on that. So it gets more to watch. But I think it's getting a little bit too pushy. I think I'm gonna be over it by the time that comes.
• 18:20
  Speaker B: What about the Kyle Amanda west stuff?
• 18:24
  Speaker A: They are desperate to be Yankee. They went to Billy's.
• 18:31
  Speaker B: Billy's. I know.
• 18:31
  Speaker A: I go, joe, is that where we always go?
• 18:33
  Speaker B: He goes, yeah, that's Billy's. I go, they're there.
• 18:35
  Speaker A: Like, they are begging to be seen.
• 18:37
  Speaker B: Also, like, I get it. I mean, I.
• 18:39
  Speaker A: They want to live a normal life. I understand.
• 18:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker A: Like.
• 18:41
  Speaker B: Like, I'm not condoning. First of all, to be fair, they said they did not have. There was no affair.
• 18:47
  Speaker A: She's gonna talk about on the reunion.
• 18:49
  Speaker B: I think there is an overlap. I don't know when the reunion is. They haven't released it. They're gonna talk about it. But let's pretend that there really was no overlap. And these two people did what? They were still so fucked up. I mean, it's her best friend. Totally up. But I'm just trying to play devil's advocate where it's like, they're still real people. It's still. It's still their lives. They need to keep on moving and living. And, like, that must be so hard to do when you're in the public eye and in such a bad light. It's like, what do you do?
• 19:18
  Speaker A: Sit in your house and.
• 19:19
  Speaker B: Right, right. So, like, I mean, I don't. It's terrible.
• 19:23
  Speaker A: I can't imagine, like, the hate they're getting because they're in a public eye.
• 19:26
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker A: And plus, like, they probably. On top of it. They're in love, so they want to be.
• 19:30
  Speaker B: I hope.
• 19:31
  Speaker A: I hope they're in love, too, but I just feel like, all right. You know, it's like, maybe just like, let it settle.
• 19:37
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker A: Because honestly, think about your best friend, too, because Sierra's definitely her.
• 19:42
  Speaker B: Right?
• 19:42
  Speaker A: So now she's seeing all this. Not only she going through it and dealing with it on her end, she's seeing it all.
• 19:46
  Speaker B: She's seeing everything. And it's hard when these people are in. In the spotlight. Like, this shit happens all the time.
• 19:52
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker B: Friend. I have friends, family. People have had affairs with fucking friends. That's what happens. I mean, it shouldn't happen. But it does. And, like, the fact that it's just, like, so broadcasted and it ruins your life. So don't do it.
• 20:07
  Speaker A: Don't be in the public eye is what you're saying. Or don't. No, don't cheat.
• 20:11
  Speaker B: I'm saying don't cheat, but also, like, don't be.
• 20:14
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's a sin. It's really sad. But honestly, those are the two things that I'm caught up on now. Michael's, like, getting mad at me because it's all I listen to. I'm like, I'm not. I'm not obsessed, but I do watch it. If I see.
• 20:22
  Speaker B: Well, you know, Joe. Mr. Joe, husband Joe was not. I would talk to him about it. He. He was like, he doesn't do Bravo. And now he likes it. No. So it's all on his feet. It's the only thing. So he's sending me memes. He's sending me reels of it. And he's like, did you see this? And I'm like, not.
• 20:38
  Speaker A: Did you see this? He's like, fully saw that last week, honey.
• 20:42
  Speaker B: Right?
• 20:43
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker B: And he thinks he's in the now.
• 20:44
  Speaker A: Yeah. He's like, I'm the one who sent you that. So dramatic. Anyway, that's all I have to say. Do you have anything else to say?
• 20:52
  Speaker B: To me?
• 20:52
  Speaker A: Yeah, to me.
• 20:55
  Speaker B: No, I'm. I'm excited to babysit your kid. He's gonna call me mommy.
• 20:59
  Speaker A: He's gonna come home and be like, who are you? I love my little Poosh.
• 21:03
  Speaker B: And my kids are so excited. Bianna is so excited. She is amazing.
• 21:07
  Speaker A: Everybody just loves you. Cause he's like a rag doll. You can just drag him everywhere.
• 21:10
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker B: And, oh, exciting news.
• 21:13
  Speaker A: What?
• 21:14
  Speaker B: Baby soccer is starting Sunday.
• 21:16
  Speaker A: We're so excited. We're doing it together.
• 21:18
  Speaker B: Is your husband coming?
• 21:19
  Speaker A: Yeah. No. Fishing trip.
• 21:20
  Speaker B: Canceled. Fishing trip? No. He had some Brokeback Mountain fishing trip on.
• 21:25
  Speaker A: I can't come to soccer. I'm going fishing. What?
• 21:29
  Speaker B: You should have saw her face. I was at dinner. It was like. I saw.
• 21:32
  Speaker A: Decides to, like, throw it on me at dinner.
• 21:33
  Speaker B: She was like, no, you're not.
• 21:35
  Speaker A: You're, like, literally not doing that. Confused. So not going fishing.
• 21:39
  Speaker B: It's literally baby soccer practice.
• 21:41
  Speaker A: Like. Like, I get it. So you have three kids. You're, like, over. But now this is our first little. And that's his thing.
• 21:48
  Speaker B: I get it.
• 21:49
  Speaker A: Anyway, we're doing soccer together, so we like to say two things, and we're going to tell you our results after. Who's going to show up on time. And who's not? And how are we going to show up? I'm absolutely coming in my sambas, My Adidas sambas.
• 22:03
  Speaker B: Is that, is that a sneaker?
• 22:04
  Speaker A: Yeah. And like my cool Abercrombie sweatpants with like a crop tee and like a cool jacket. And I'll probably be late. What about you?
• 22:15
  Speaker B: You will be late. I will be early because I hate being late. Truly, you'll be early. I'm probably gonna wear leggings and a sweatshirt. Okay. Hair. Hair. You, you say that like you think I'm like a messy bun mom, but when do I ever wear my hair up?
• 22:31
  Speaker A: I feel like I always see you like, with a messy bun.
• 22:33
  Speaker B: Like if I'm maybe in your house. In the house.
• 22:35
  Speaker A: But no, I think you're gonna come like that. Maybe you'll throw on a hat.
• 22:40
  Speaker B: Yeah, give me a cool mama clock hat.
• 22:43
  Speaker A: And then you'll be early and I'll be late. And then our husbands will be running around with the kids. Are you bringing your other children?
• 22:49
  Speaker B: Yeah, because they are so excited to root on Gio and rock.
• 22:52
  Speaker A: Do you know in the contract that we had to sign, it says other kids and other parents cannot be on the field with our kids. Meanwhile, last year I was running around. Me and my husband were running around with Gio together.
• 23:03
  Speaker B: No. They're gonna be so cute.
• 23:05
  Speaker A: I know.
• 23:07
  Speaker B: Do you guys know what we had to do to plan this baby soccer? I had to accommodate for her little prince.
• 23:13
  Speaker A: He is a little prince.
• 23:15
  Speaker B: She could not do a class before 9 o' clock because God forbid he wakes up at 8:45. She could not be more than a 15 mile radius from her house because, you know, they drive too.
• 23:30
  Speaker A: Yeah, what else?
• 23:32
  Speaker B: And it had to be in a town that she approved.
• 23:36
  Speaker A: Wait, that's so funny, because that's really what happened. I was like, we're not going this far and we're not going this time. So I take it or leave a
• 23:43
  Speaker B: backwards bend to accommodate her little prince. My children will be there rooting them on. And we're very excited.
• 23:49
  Speaker A: Really. Do whatever I say.
• 23:51
  Speaker B: I mean, you know, I, I, I love you.
• 23:54
  Speaker A: I love you too. On that note, see you later, alligator.
• 23:59
  Speaker B: Don't say that. Let's talk about sex. Baby.
• 24:02
  Speaker A: No, I don't want to have my period and I have really bad cramps, so I have to go.
• 24:05
  Speaker B: Gotta go.
• 24:06
  Speaker A: Bye.
• 24:06
  Speaker B: Bye.