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OUTRO: Ménage à Trois Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: And tick off for targets.
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  Speaker 2: It's a flash drink bottle. You got the image like
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  Speaker 2: that ship? Is that the one you're there behind in
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  Speaker 2: the gym?
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  Speaker 1: No, this is a new one. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: long I'm going to have it. Man, you don't like it?
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  Speaker 1: I love it all right?
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  Speaker 2: I think you mean you might lose.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the heap.
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  Speaker 3: How much you need because my one's double the size
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  Speaker 3: of that? Leaders?
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  Speaker 2: One thing that gets on ridiculous, really gets on my gut.
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  Speaker 1: That's your entire day's water. Yes, your lug. It slight
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  Speaker 1: glasses a day, which is two leaders? Is that all
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  Speaker 1: you need? And fifteen?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was eight leaders?
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  Speaker 4: What really, Stephens, is people walk around with these ludicrous
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  Speaker 4: water bottles about like a gallon of water, like.
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  Speaker 1: You're in your Special Forces or some ship you're going.
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  Speaker 2: To be in for the God.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it really really about bottles.
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  Speaker 2: Get I only take a very small bottle to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know we don't even break a sweet that's right?
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  Speaker 2: If I if I run out of water, I'll go
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  Speaker 2: to the tap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could take an ice pack for you down.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what bite, Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The mood today, you know what? Do you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I think probably put you in a horror of a mood.
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  Speaker 1: And this is to say that you are in a
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  Speaker 1: horror was when you came in, five people asked you
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  Speaker 1: if you're okay about ten seconds. Yes, that would have
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  Speaker 1: sucked me off too, to be fair, Are you all good, Jason?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very good.
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  Speaker 1: Well he was, yeah, but it was literally one person
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  Speaker 1: and he would answer, and then somebody else would ask,
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  Speaker 1: and then somebody else and then at that point it
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  Speaker 1: became funny. So then everyone was doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're over.
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  Speaker 2: It because I was like three minutes late for a meeting.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just not like you jump back. You know
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  Speaker 1: what the thing is, it's not you won. That's one thing.
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  Speaker 1: Number two is PUGSN messaged you and you didn't answer.
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  Speaker 1: Number three as he called you and you didn't answer.
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  Speaker 1: That was the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that'll that'll have been because I was driving.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, you weren't. Because when he rang you, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't answer, and then you walked in the door. It's
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  Speaker 1: a really ship thing to do.
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  Speaker 2: And also my phone's on silence, so be a.
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  Speaker 1: Big part of it. No, it doesn't vibrate.
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  Speaker 2: It was in my bag. It's in my bag.
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  Speaker 1: What is the put it in your.
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  Speaker 3: Pocket showing up your jacksy.
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  Speaker 4: If I put everything in my pocket and have so
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  Speaker 4: much sh how much it evan his as I can
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  Speaker 4: put sh in my ass.
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  Speaker 3: You put everything just your phone so you can feel
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  Speaker 3: it vibrating.
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  Speaker 1: This is what seriously, you know what meant? I like
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  Speaker 1: about that?
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  Speaker 2: What's that made?
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  Speaker 1: Was there any great disaster the fact that you didn't
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  Speaker 1: answer your phone. So it's fine. I won't to not
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  Speaker 1: be on an electronic leash a time, Nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 4: But I know pugs aren't very well and he wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: have given a flying far he was.
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  Speaker 1: He gets worried. You know, he's been away for a
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  Speaker 1: few days j so he's wound up because he had
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  Speaker 1: about five days on the purse. Was that coming here
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  Speaker 1: is operating at about twenty percent and he's freaking out?
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  Speaker 3: Is like Dilli's one percent?
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  Speaker 2: YEA. I was going to say, is that because Big
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  Speaker 2: Dilly did such a good job.
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  Speaker 3: He came in here smashed that pretty much redid all
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  Speaker 3: our processes and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And now Pugs has come back.
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  Speaker 3: And realized that he's back in the deep end again,
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  Speaker 3: back in the deep and we're used to a certain
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  Speaker 3: level of work ethic now.
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  Speaker 4: And it's interesting. I don't know if you guys notice this.
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  Speaker 4: He's not obviously on a bit of a root fist
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  Speaker 4: over that break.
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  Speaker 1: His family holiday to total. He can't help himself. He's
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  Speaker 1: a little jack rabber.
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  Speaker 2: He just sneaked out all this. Yeah, just rooting away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's stoked that we're televising.
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  Speaker 2: We know that we're filming this one.
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  Speaker 1: This one's on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: But lovely day, isn't it? Fellers.
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  Speaker 4: I had a free thing happened today. It's not a
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  Speaker 4: freaky thing.
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  Speaker 2: I was tidying up.
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  Speaker 4: I've got these two little tables outside my porch there,
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  Speaker 4: and it used to have all my gardening shit on it.
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  Speaker 1: And one tables said all your gardening shit on it, well.
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  Speaker 2: You know, just pots and shit like that.
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  Speaker 4: And one of them was like, you know, like a
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  Speaker 4: ceramic pot, a ceramic pop part is quite tall and
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  Speaker 4: skinny like a vase.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of like a vase, but ceramic and but
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  Speaker 2: very smooth and.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, I picked that up and I haven't picked it
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  Speaker 4: up for years.
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  Speaker 2: And at the bottom of it, without a wound.
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  Speaker 4: Of a lie, we're about twenty skinks, you know, the
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  Speaker 4: little lizards I do.
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  Speaker 2: So they must have got in there.
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  Speaker 4: There was a whole writhing ness and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: what the And they must have got in there and
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  Speaker 4: of course couldn't get.
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  Speaker 2: Out of again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that can happen.
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  Speaker 2: And they're all still alive though. Miraculously.
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  Speaker 1: I made a pair of amazing knee high boots out
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  Speaker 1: of skinks. Yeah good, they're good for the beautiful, beautiful skin.
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  Speaker 2: I kept them as bait.
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  Speaker 1: For the local duck. Yeah we'll get I can't fucking wait, man.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll say the keys before that is one that's
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  Speaker 1: got to be true. It's too weird to I just
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  Speaker 1: wish I.
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  Speaker 2: Was fucking what I What I will say.
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  Speaker 1: The heavens in your life is just unbelieva.
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  Speaker 2: It's what I will say is it's not unusual for.
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  Speaker 4: Ducks to wander in quite often because we've got a
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  Speaker 4: little sure, we've got we've got a little stream down
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  Speaker 4: at the bottom of our property.
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  Speaker 2: So and I think it's I.
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  Speaker 1: Think they're paying for gold down there, don't you could do?
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  Speaker 2: I think they It's duckling season, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it season when you see the little ducklings
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  Speaker 4: cross the road there and everyone screams to a holt.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously that is what it is.
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  Speaker 3: I love picturing Jason coming in from the dairy like
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  Speaker 3: this as it always does, walks and sees a dark.
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  Speaker 1: Just walking along like a thunderbird, and it.
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  Speaker 3: Comes in the front door. It's just like, what the.
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  Speaker 2: That was the weirdest thing.
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  Speaker 4: That was the weirdest thing about it was Rhu was
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  Speaker 4: just sitting there looking at it, and I think U
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  Speaker 4: was like, what the fuck is going on? But I'll
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  Speaker 4: get into what happened after after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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  Speaker 4: in the show, Yeah, how are you? How are your
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  Speaker 4: guys days?
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  Speaker 3: I had a busy day. I had an audio Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: how did that go?
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  Speaker 2: Your physical way?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry? Mate?
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  Speaker 3: It went really well?
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  Speaker 1: Did it good?
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  Speaker 3: So didn't realize this. I was the first audition of
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  Speaker 3: the day for an ad and I didn't realize. But
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  Speaker 3: if you're the first audition of the day, which is
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  Speaker 3: quite nice. The lady there so casting agent.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a casting agent.
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  Speaker 3: Casting agent, so she figures out how the scene should
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  Speaker 3: work with her first person of the day because I
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  Speaker 3: didn't realize that. And so she's like, so just so
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  Speaker 3: you know, it might be a bit more laid back,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, that is bloody brilliant. And so
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  Speaker 3: we figured it all out and did all the things
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  Speaker 3: and it was very physical, not talking, which I love.
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  Speaker 3: And at the end she said, I'm a lovely performer.
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  Speaker 1: What's that about?
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  Speaker 2: Great?
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  Speaker 1: Found yourself a casting agent that like she meant its goal?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Did she have a reader with her?
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  Speaker 1: Is it just her? No, it's because there was no dialogue.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you tend to yeah, the whole archy Big
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  Speaker 5: Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy, remember the
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  Speaker 5: Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there might have been multiple roles across the day, true,
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  Speaker 1: and so I might need a reader.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the next person that came in was playing probably
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  Speaker 3: my partner to tell me, and.
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  Speaker 2: You were saying that she was really attractive.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty much, she is pretty hot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, in their own way.
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  Speaker 4: You should introduce her to your wife. You know, you
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  Speaker 4: were wanting the old day in the old threesome action.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't want it, wants the threesome actions.
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  Speaker 1: Funny. I brought this up yesterday lie.
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  Speaker 3: I brought this up with last night.
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  Speaker 4: Don't pointed me you you were into it massively?
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  Speaker 1: Well exactly.
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  Speaker 3: My wife's telling me about a hot check at the
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  Speaker 3: gym who was well endowed, apparently had a massive dog,
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  Speaker 3: a huge penis, and she was like, this is exactly
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  Speaker 3: what Chris is into. It's just talking about a situation
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  Speaker 3: where potentially it could have been a whole thing. Of course, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: not gonna be into that. Mest me block them up.
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  Speaker 3: I just block him up, throw away the key, jail.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel a little bit sorry for your wife.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, there was.
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  Speaker 1: Plenty of relationships that have survived, you know, tougher situations
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  Speaker 1: and freedoms with massively endowed woman. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Last night we were talking about though, She's like like,
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  Speaker 3: do you actually want that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And what was what was your answer? I literally would.
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  Speaker 5: Me yeah, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: She was like laughing.
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  Speaker 1: It is a pretty standard fantasy. The thing about it
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  Speaker 1: is men and not all men. But I think this
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  Speaker 1: would be regardless if it was Let's say you're a
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  Speaker 1: man and you love a lady. Alternatively, you're a man
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  Speaker 1: and you love a man. What could be better than
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  Speaker 1: one man or one woman? Ah, two, two, two is
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Three is manageable. You'd you up to three,
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  Speaker 1: but there's not. There's there can't be anyone on the
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  Speaker 1: planet that want to be like, yeah two obviously, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've got to be honest. The answer was no, that
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  Speaker 1: would be that would be more odd than then. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I would be interested.
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  Speaker 3: There was some that had had a threesome in here
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  Speaker 3: before that could talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could see footage of that.
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  Speaker 4: We get old pugs, aren't because he loves a three
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  Speaker 4: way and well we were calling him as the three way.
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  Speaker 3: Remember, No, he was calling himself yeah, and it was
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  Speaker 3: like yeah, as he was saying, a menage is rarer
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  Speaker 3: for him than ye.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, well, as I said a couple of days ago,
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  Speaker 4: it's why he goes to so many connies.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, threesome with two dudius or no, threesome with two
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  Speaker 1: duous or no. My experience has been absolutely not something
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  Speaker 1: that I'm interested in. Yeah, it's just using my rearview earlier. Ye. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Uh, I don't know, I don't think so. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it would be you and two well it would
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  Speaker 1: be me.
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  Speaker 2: With your little melting ice cream.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like, if you're going to do that,
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  Speaker 1: it opens up a bit of a Pandora's box because
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  Speaker 1: obviously I'm married, so I have to think about this
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  Speaker 1: in terms of being married. Yes, do I want. But
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  Speaker 1: if it was if you're back in the day and
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  Speaker 1: it was, you know, I just feel like you're putting
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  Speaker 1: your marriage at risk.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: And if I just with the two dudes, they're the
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  Speaker 1: two females. At two females, I think would be fine
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  Speaker 1: this scenario, Like if my wife, if my wife as
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  Speaker 1: long as both of the females were my.
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  Speaker 4: Wife really really really wanted it. With two dudes, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'd be like, I'd have to consider it.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: I would be very highly.
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  Speaker 1: I would have to be.
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  Speaker 3: I would have to be pretty steemt.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't even be part of it. Yeah, what about this.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a busy.
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  Speaker 1: But if you've got something like that going on, certainly
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  Speaker 1: for me it would it would have nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with me, Like I would not be involved in that.
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  Speaker 1: It would not be for my gratification at all. No,
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  Speaker 1: the focus would be on your female pat That would
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  Speaker 1: that would have to be And that's that's great. So
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  Speaker 1: I think you're right. You do you have to consider it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what would you do if she was like, do
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  Speaker 3: this with two dudes? Keen on that, and then if
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  Speaker 3: you do that, then we'll do the two female thing.
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  Speaker 1: I would prefer an organic, yes, something that had happened,
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  Speaker 1: rather than we're going to jack it up and you know,
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  Speaker 1: fucking Saturday, what do you do? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: October twenty seventh, Sure, between seven and eight, now you
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  Speaker 1: can ship exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to be booked. I just couldn't be fucked
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  Speaker 2: right now, not anymore. I mean back in the day, sure,
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  Speaker 2: but now it would be like it would be awkward
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  Speaker 2: and weird, and.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it would be. I think you'd be
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  Speaker 1: into it. No, I mean that might be the case
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  Speaker 1: for you, but I think that's good into your head.
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  Speaker 1: I think it would be. It could. It's got the
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  Speaker 1: potential to be an amazing thing. But it's all about
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  Speaker 1: the attitude you're taken. You could make certainly make it awkward.
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  Speaker 1: You could certainly make it a pretty horrendous experience for
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  Speaker 1: everybody and just slap.
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  Speaker 2: Your dudes do the lasso rope.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's lots of different ways that you could actually
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  Speaker 1: and the woman or the other. The third wheel is
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  Speaker 1: just like, actually, you could even make it so weird
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  Speaker 1: that the guy is like, nah, even a guy is
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  Speaker 1: not keen. Now what kind of a dude? Where are
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  Speaker 1: you finding this guy from?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you wants to be someone you know? Or like,
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  Speaker 1: that's tricky. It's tricky, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, definitely not.
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  Speaker 4: But also because then you know he might be a stallion,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, and your wife.
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  Speaker 2: Knows him and you would not.
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  Speaker 3: Then, on the other hand, you need to be bringing
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  Speaker 3: somebody and that's going to be respectful. Yes, you know
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  Speaker 3: that's not gonna best a interest in your relationship. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's going to like understand what's sort of going on, Jason.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to bring in some This is this
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  Speaker 3: is me playing Devil's advocate because I think there's one
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  Speaker 3: hundred percent negatives on both sides. There's no upside as,
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  Speaker 3: no to go for it. If it had to be
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  Speaker 3: me or Keysy. I can't believe you thought about that.
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  Speaker 3: You thought about it.
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  Speaker 2: From Actually I actually did. Just went and then my
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  Speaker 2: brain just went off.
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  Speaker 1: What are you picturing?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I was picturing.
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  Speaker 1: What should on YouTube? Just just stand off into the
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  Speaker 1: middle distance. Who would I prefer in a freeway with
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  Speaker 1: my wife? CAZy or mog Oh my god. For those listening,
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  Speaker 1: this will be out on YouTube I think tomorrow. It
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  Speaker 1: takes Pugs a day to put it all together there.
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  Speaker 1: But thanks for listening, and check out The Hockey Big
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  Speaker 1: Show for seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 2: And and do last Pugs about the three.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get him in on the show today and ask
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah,