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EP161 - The Fifth Element · Thirsty For More - Movie Review

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The Goal, the Goal? Yeah, dude, Yeah, we tried to
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record this episode earlier but it ended up being bad. So hello everyone,
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and welcome to Thirsty for More Planet Bruce. Yeah, I'm Alex and I'm
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Malenko, and we're about to talk about nineteen ninety six. Is Luke Perry's
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Nine Luke Perry's the Fifth Elements? The Top? Billy Luke Ferris, Does
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he get Top? Billy Lucas Sons the Fifth Element? Luke Perry's he gets
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Top? I don't know. I don't know. He's in it for like
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two minutes, and I mean he stands out. He's got Danny mulroon status
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in it, dude, I don't know what that means. Does he?
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Yeah? But he does he have a name? Does he have a name?
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Should I call him? Oh? Yeahs Jean Paul Gautier, Jean Paul
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got the main character of this movie, Jean Paul. It was yeah,
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yeah, yeah, I don't know, somewhere fucking Egypt or whatever whatever.
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Fourteen No, But yeah, it's it's kind of it's kind of weird the
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way the events unfold, because okay, it very much has like a little
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kid movie logic, where like where nothing makes sense, but everything makes sense.
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A guy is like trying to he's like he's like, hey, I
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have to kill this guy because he's going to discover the truth about a thing.
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And like, you know, I think the reason they did it in
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Egypt style is that like Egypt. Okay, so nineteen fourteen Egypt. But
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like, but we also just have the sense from seeing other movies of this
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time that like if you said a thing in an ancient Egypt place, then
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there might be connections to aliens. Yeah, and also or like interdimental beings
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or yeah, and also Egypt is one of those things that is a place
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where mystical things happen and nothing like can be beyond that it doesn't have a
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culture on side of that, well, yeah, like it's using Egypt to
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try the truth with magic in the magic of this movie, but like you
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know that being said, there's a guy who's very much my soul is prepared
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just yours. And he's like he's like an like an oath keeper that's just
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like what or he's no I red, Like, yeah, he's an oough
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gamer that he wants the poison this dude ideology spread well, so like yeah,
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but he's like my soul's repaired kind of guy, where like he passes
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down inter generational knowledge about these supreme beings, which, like I guess like
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their lives are more worth saving than the lives of like your fellow humans.
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He's kind of like a human traitor, Like does he want to kill this
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guy? Is he put the powder poison? Yeah? He pours something in
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and then the guy is like, we can't toast to this, and he
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pours the water. He's they pull out Grappa, but does he like so
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it's kind of unclear what happens to him though. He kind of just like
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faints when he sees the when you see are you a German? Well he
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yeah, Perry is like they killed the professor or whatever. He jumps to
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conclusions. We don't know that they did, man, Luke. Perry's just
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scared, that's true, And I would be scared of roly Poly. So
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okay, So the roly Poly aliens they look kind of like a cross between
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the race from Star Trek Next Generation We need things to make us go and
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also the the bird like looking guys from Looney Tunes. Do you know who
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I'm talking about? You know where? Like where Selester stretches his head out,
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he Selester the cat. It makes his face look like them yea alone
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Dudel exactly. But also but also Luke Perry for some reason draws them as
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though that's gonna come back. Also in the movie, so much of this
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movie is like throw away things. Yeah, but I think it's supposed to
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like add to like the Mystical Layer is that this movie, And I I
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don't I don't think the movie's worse off for it. Like I think it
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serves well to put it in the little kid reality of like, oh man,
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what's gonna happen next? But also having people do things that are not
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necessarily lining up with the story is cool. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
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So, Like this first scene is like the goober aliens come in, well
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there's yeah, he's pies. Uh. He fingers the hole in the wall,
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and the wall opens up, and they take the stones. They're able
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to take the stones, but not you know, they don't leave before.
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But also a statue that that is yelling at the moon or whatever, you
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know, the statue that's like open its mouth that they got a shot of
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as a like a still reaction shot. Yeah, yeah, I do remember
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that and they take it too. They take the statue, I'll take it.
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Take the ticket, take the take out, take your ticke out,
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take out. Have you had those experiences on acid where somebody's like telling you
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a normal thing and you're like they're like take it, take the ticket,
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and you're just like what, oh, yeah, well, I mean I
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remember one of the times when when I was on acid, I was like
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just staring at my friend Owen's face and like the sides of like where like
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he has he has like doesn't have crow's feet really, but like it was
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they were so accentuated to me when I was like, yeah, I was
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just like staring at them. I was like they look like pathways, and
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he got kind of like self conscious. He was like, don't talk to
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me about that. The priest tries to get the roly poly alien to come
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out, but he gets his hand crushed. As the spaceship is leaving,
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and the roly poly alien, in a language that exists, tells tells him,
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hey, you have to continue the knowledge of this stuff so that when
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we come back in three hundred years, which will be the completion of a
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five thousand years cycle. That's the thing, right, Like there's the story
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is a little bit convoluted, like there's like that five that like because you're
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like, wait, so it's been five thousand years, but three three hundred
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years more years leads to pass. Why did you come now? Well,
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so they came because like the ancient the secret, the secret of how to
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defeat the ancient evil was almost uncovered by humans and it's supposed to be like
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information that's kept from humans and just where like only the roly Poly guys know
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about it and a select group of Freeze guys who are like prepared to give
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their souls away for it. And speaking of these soul guys, we have
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Ian Holmes talking to the Devo guy with the little Devo cap and they're explaining
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to Tiny Lister that the evil is going to come. So Tiny, who
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is of course famous for him losing his sight in the in the Cyborg movie
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Yeah with Fantom that we talked about or losing vision in one of his eyes.
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He's in this movie and he's he's so cool, he's such a he's
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such a good presence. Like I thought it was really interesting the choice that
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so this was like at the same time that Deep Space nine was on and
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for some reason like seeing like a bald black man in charge of like a
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space station at the time. President. Yeah, no, I know,
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I know, that's what I'm saying. Like in both of those things,
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and their thing is called the Federation, and like there was all these like
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sort of like parallels that I felt like with Star Trek that and like the
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different iterations of Star Trek that felt really cool to watch, and it felt
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like he was asking you to participate in the reality of Star Trek, you
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know what I mean, in the type of real Like they're a federation of
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planets who are all in some kind of liberal capitalistic cooperation with each other,
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right, like very much the sense like New York hasn't changed. The South
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South Brooklyn is like Bruce Willis wakes up out of a nightmare that he's he's
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wait, when does he wake up? Does he wake up after well not
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yet. What ends up happening is the Bryan James and the crew they send
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in bullets into the Black Void or whatever in the Black Boy. It's not
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Brian James. It's another guy. It's another it's another guy. Yeah,
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yeah, no, no, I know it's not it's not Bryan James who
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who. There's like a general that's like he's like on the front of like
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in space, so in a spaceship, and he sees like a big kind
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of like a black star that's like growing in size and it's dangerous and it
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seems to have a sentience and it wants to come to Earth. Yeah.
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So their plan is to shoot a bunch of like their hardest weapons at it.
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Yeah for sure, and Tiny is like, all right, do it,
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but ian Home is like, hey, it'll make it worse. This
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is gonna be bad. If you treat evil with evil, it turns it
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to more evil. Yeah. And then and then Bruce Willis wakes up and
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his weird tiny cigarettes that tell him to quit smoking, and he's like,
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weird tidy apartment that's he was like, scary. It seems like kind of
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kind of like the pods of it reminded me a lot of aliens. Yeah,
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for sure, like those feels like in the reality of aliens, but
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not really because there's also gouber silly monsters. That's true. There's guberface silly
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monsters that are humanoid and they're they're Carna dog likes, you know, like
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they have like a voice, Yeah for sure, and you know, like
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stuff on their face. And then he gets a call from Finger, who's
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voiced by how did you guess Vin Diesel? I didn't know that. How
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did you guess Finn Diesel? He gets a knock at the door and that
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French actor know's a director. He well, yeah, he's an actor in
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this, but he also directed Vin Diesel in in that space show movie Babylon
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A d I think it's called anyway violent and scary, like a tweaker kind
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of like, hey man, I have this gun that has like a replica
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of the hallway empty from your viewpoint here, and somehow I use that to
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like maybe with AI dude, you know, but also brucible is is violent?
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It scary In this movie, everybody like it seems like there's a kind
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of like real everyone's out for themselves. They're like society has left behind people
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in this in this society like yeah, yeah, it's not a benevolent future.
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It's a it's it's a like it's a weird, sad, scary future.
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That's what happening right now. Yeah, Like it does feel like it
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does feel like people left behind in a way. It's like we do care
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about these things, and like they do seem to have some principles. But
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that's whyways it keeps saying, it's like it seems like very neoliberal. It's
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like, yeah, all the poverty hasn't been solved, and nothing's been solved,
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and we still shoot our biggest weapons at unknown Sentient black Stars. Yeah,
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pretty much. And then Ian home is well, Bruce Willis goes on
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on his taxi run. We find out that he's a taxi driver and like
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you, he's only got five points left. And yeah, so much of
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the plot is just kind of lifted out of Heavy Metal, which have you
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seen it? I actually haven't seen that movie. I know I should and
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people always tell me I need. It's weird how much of it is just
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taken directly out of the movie. Same with like you were saying that,
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like the lelu character gets dropped into, Yeah, dropped in. He lives
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also in a tiny apartment. He carries her in. Like there's shots just
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directly out of the movie. Was that acknowledged ever? I don't think so.
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He probably watched it and was like, this is cool. Nobody's seen
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this movie. A lot of people have and had seen it at the time.
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It's kind of like a cult movie, right, Yeah, for sure.
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Ian Holmes is telling Tiny Lister about the magic Aliens who are coming to
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this world. While the magic Aliens are coming to deliver the stones and the
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goober Aliens are chasing them and destroy their ship. And that's the part of
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this that's kind of convoluted. I didn't always know whose interests were being looked
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out for at what time, Like there's a lot of like interspecies intrigue that
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like He's like, I don't know, like it's asking a lot from a
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movie, right, Like it seems like I'm like, this is the first
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time. I was watching it a little bit before you came, and I
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was like, should like should this have been a show? Could this have
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been a show? I mean, it could have been a show. And
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we're introduced to fashion icon Gary Oldman with his coolest balding well yeah, like
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the most like kind of like Nazi chic look with a plastic side covering the
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scrillics shaved part and the like flushy like Hitler kind of like Bob on top
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with instead of the Hitler mustache, it's a Hitler soul patch. Yeah,
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and Brian James and the creepy doctor are bringing in the arm to regrow to
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the three D print. They three D print the body of the alien that
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was left behind. Was that the alien whose arm broke off in the key
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Finger? Oh? Just the daid alien from the ship explosion. But yeah,
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they bring them into the like a pod. Yeah, it's kind of
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like it looks like the same kind of pod that they had in Alien Resurrection
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and in in Prometheus. Totally totally, and they rebuild her and in this
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like weird they kind of put slices, they put disks of bone as it's
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like magically fusing. I always thought the visuals of this looked really cool.
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They still look really good. And then they put bandages on her boobies and
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her vagina, a perfect bandage. Locke comes and creates a garment on her
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body, like a gautier, like a couture garment, good on her on
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her body, and uh yeah, she's like scarified and she's going and like
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so, you know, how did you guess about this? Right? How
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did you guess that? Like her and the director Luke Bassan both like new
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approximately four hundred words of this language. There's fake language that he invented,
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and she learned, and the reason that she apparently had no problems picking it
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up was because she speaks four languages, as we know. As we know,
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she speaks English, Serbian, Russian. And we should say that,
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how did you guess? And thirsty for more than Milyovich is my partner and
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wife's Anna's cousin. Yeah, extended cousin and really like four times removed,
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I think is what it is. But yeah, very very interesting, how
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did you guess? There? For for the folks who love thirsty for more?
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She smashes Bryan James's face into the glass and then runs through the tinfoil
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tinfoil room. She goes in a tinfoil room and explodes through it and then
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she's she she's falling. There was no plan, She's just falling. And
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she happens to fall into a cab please coming right from the never No.
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She what she does is she goes through uh the tubes and tunnels. Oh
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that's right, that's right, when the policer are there to like try and
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get her out, but then she like just takes the risks as a as
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a newborn, a weird newborn baby baby, and she falls into the cab
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of of of fucking our hero and uh, what's it? Carbon Dallas Corban
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Corban Dallas. And he's like and he's like he's like yeah, big,
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burna boom right away. He's like, burna boom big. And she's literally
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like Slough his novel like Corn of the Cop. Like she's literally like slove
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on my knob, like like she's drooling and she's like flobb on my knob
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like Corn on the Cob plays. But also he's like the moaning the iconic
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dirty hands. Oh yeah, after she took it that weird glove off that
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she was recreated from. Oh yeah, she's like weirdly like super human or
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whatever are they? They're not human underneath that, they're like chicken monsters or
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they look like chicken. She's literally like place. And then he gets stopped
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by the police and he's like, she's you've got one point. You can't
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miss your job over this, and he's threaten. They threatened his super career,
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yeah, over it. And they're like and he's like, I'm sorry,
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it looks like this is your stuff. You're hot. There's nothing I
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could do. I've only got five points. Yeah. Then she's like slop,
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Am I not going on the come and he's like, all right,
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take us, I'll go for it. I've not I've not at sloppy toppy
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in a long time. The artists Sucking Dick by doctor Jordan Peterson. It
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looks like, probably get some right now from this stupid baby, like it's
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it's it's just like it's it's kind of amazing how well it works and how
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like how ridiculous and wish from filment he it it is, but also how
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like it can just sort of be reclaimed as like whatever, this is an
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amazing movie. Like uh. And then some cops are getting McDonald's and they
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get McDonald's spilled on them. Uh, And I like the idea that this
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this reality still has disgusting donald's or can I get something with what kind of
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combo meals do you have that come with mayonnaise slapped all over its? Yeah?
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And then gan uh, well, speaking speaking of Brian, so like
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does the car stop working? It's like a car chase through our chase and
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then he goes dives all the way down. You know when the car chase
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reminded me, it reminded me of that we went on, Oh yeah,
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remember in Universal Studios we went on it four times. It's not that ride
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anymore. It's the Simpsons ride now. I know. It's so such a
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bummer because you could watch Doc on the little screen and and still be experiencing
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what was going on Doc controlling you. Man. If you guys, I
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think you could like watch on YouTube. It's pretty amazing. Yeah, like
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Back to the Future ride from Universal Studios, Good time. She tells him
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about the priest and he looks up the address. Uh, and he comes
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to Ian Holmes home. Uh, and she he's like, weddings are downstairs.
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I don't do that shit, and she he's like, yeah, she
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requested you specifically, and then he's like the fifth and he he orgasms.
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She was orgasming before when she was asking for help, and Bruce Willis wants
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the orgasm h and he tries to by waking her up gently, which is
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what the priest asked for, and Bruce Willis interprets that as an invitation without
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consent, as she has passed out. And then she's like the gun with
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the gun right, Yeah, yeah, yeah I shouldn't. You're right,
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you're right, I get it. I'm woke. Now when when when a
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gun's pointed to my head. I understand. And then he tries to be
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like but a boom, but but a big boom boom boom. And then
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he comes back and he's like, she's not to me to be treat He's
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all like magical about her. Oh yeah, and then she's like he's like
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worshiping her. You're my my I love the Oh yeah. He asked her
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for her name and she's like Liloa shorter Shorter. Lilo Go Home comes back
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as such a fashion in in the like outrageous outfit that he never wears again,
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I mean John Yeah. And then he's like, what does this word
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that she said mean? I mean never without my permission. That's why I
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thought she's got boundaries. I like that. And then he comes back home.
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Corby Dallas comes back home to talk to Finger again. Uh, and
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he tells Finger about his Uh, I think I'm in love. Yeah,
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she wants nothing to do with me. I think I'm in love. And
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then we get can we can we just like shout out the weird aspect of
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this movie that Bruce Willis has like a guy named Finger that he's friends.
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Well no, but but but I was gonna say like that he's a divorce
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guy again. Very John McCain, John clain territory and like also like the
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weird like narcissistic self involved mother subplot that like is just kind of like thrown
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in there but almost makes his like dead eyedness makes sense in a way,
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you know what I mean, Like you know what I'm saying, right,
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Yeah, of course she hydrates level four please a turkey dr please. She
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totally while she's learning about the world through the Internet through the alphabet dude.
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Yeah, using only the best algorithms obviously. Yeah, She's got all of
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the best AI working for her full time and she's just learning the dictionary basically.
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That's how she figures things out. Yeah, totally. Yeah. And
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I mean there is like, I don't know the whole thing about me supreme
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being supreme being. I'm I'm supreme being. I'm like, come on,
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guys, you know very i am i am a very Yeah. Gary Oldman
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comes to visit the Gouber aliens. Who's a human now, uh? And
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he made an ugly face guy, they say, they make it seem like
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the guy that they might have modeled the face of these creatures on. Yeah.
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Like they kind of like sort of imply and he's like, no,
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you're fucking ugly as a human, and he goes, he's not an ugly
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guy, No he's not. They shot a lot of like guys that looked
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like this, like really close up with the fish islands in this movie,
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did you notice? Yes? Uh? And Gary Oldman is giving them these
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like cool, very light guns that shoot bullets at a person. The cool
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they're very cool guns. They seem like they are that light. Yeah they
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are, yeah, definitely, and so lightly. It's great. They have
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like different iPhone apps. They have functions where they're like it's a flamethrower but
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it's also a net and it's also a bomb. And the goobery aliens are
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so excited about them. They remind me of the gem Hoodar from the Toy
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of which is right there. And it's really funny because Gary Oldman there is
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this constant gag where he keeps getting the stones. I don't got I don't
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have the stones. He's got this weird accent. Oh, I mean,
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but that's like I feel like a random purpose a random Southern accent is so
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easy for a British guided are. Yeah, but it's like very specific.
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It's very specific. It's very very Gary Oldman. No, Gary Oldman,
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because Gary Oldman in the other one and the other movie that that movies,
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the Batman movie. No, in the Batman movies, he's more Gary Oldman
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and the Batman movies is. I mean, he's very much kind of like
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I'm sorry, he's very much like Frank Underwood territory here. Yeah, where
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he's like, I'm from the South, I'm also gay and affluent. He
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is. He is gay in this movie. Everybody on the planet is gay.
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I mean, like I feel like that's what this is implying. This
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is very much the future of the future the liberals want, dude, is
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everyone's gay, and everybody everybody wears couture outfits that are really cool and flashy
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and bright colors. The world wants to be the fifth element. Yeah,
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and I really it's it's really it's more like Eldis Huxley's a brave New World.
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No, it's more like her her mixed with a little bit of Blader
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on her mix with Children of Men. Oh yeah, totally totally realistic future.
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Children of Men is the most realistic future. But yeah, he's like,
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well, they're gonna find out what that red button is for, and
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the guber monster presses the red button and blows her off or whatever. Oh
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yeah, what why does that happen again? Well, because they they want
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the guns and Gary Oldman is like, you didn't get me the stones?
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Oh yeah, and they're like, we got you the case and they're like
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stones, the stone stone, and the way he freaks out about it,
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he tries to stake cop. He does a really good job in this movie,
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like he's kind of like, I don't know, he does like he's
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really interesting in this movie. He's he's like an amazing lunatic and he's really
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good in in fuck what was that movie called the other one of the Professional
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where he goes, yeah, every one do you remember? Yeah? Of
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course doesn't like Luke Bissan have kind of like a weird, checkered past,
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like he kind of weird. Molesti likes glorifying stories about young girls being like
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slobbery and like slab might not if in need of help at least, like
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Milovich is not like like corageously child. Yeah yeah yeah. Ian Holme gets
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kidnapped by Jorg and his men to what he thinks as an art dealer,
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but really is Gary Uh? And Gary Oldman? How did you guess in
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this movie? Uh? He switches sides for his limp for his lip limp.
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Oh, he's got a limp throughout the movie and at one point it's
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his right leg and the other. I don't know. Wow, did you
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read that or did you notice it? I noticed it watching it the second
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time, but then I looked it up and I was like, I was
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like, is he big on the wrong foot? This movie's pantheon? This
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movie like it was I just I mean, this is one of the This
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is like one of the big ones right from your kids. Yeah, what
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was your favorite thing about watching it this time around? I kind of like
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the idea of Gary Oldman and this scenes in particular actually where he knocks the
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glasso and the little robots come in. Yeah, as much as I despise
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people who are chaos agents in the real world. The Art of Sucking Dick
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by doctor Jordan Peterson. Something about this breakdown that he does of the world.
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It's kind of interesting to me in the sense that, like, yeah,
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it kind of is true. What does he say, Well, he
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says that when you create a bit of chaos, a whole world comes in
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and kind of fixes things for you. Yeah, it seems. I mean,
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I understand that that is the case, but I don't think that you
31:41
can achieve that necessarily by stirring that kind of pot you know what I mean.
31:47
By by playing with chaos, you're inviting destruction, you know what I
31:52
mean? You know, women are chaos. Sorry, Burton Peterson, Alex,
31:56
Yeah, but it wasn't. You've saved my life, thus I will
32:00
spare yours. Because he drinks a drink with a cherry cherio and then personally
32:09
and Ian Holme is talking to him directly and they're debating about like they're almost
32:16
like debating the worth the worthiness of having like a religious outlook. Yeah,
32:25
it's kind of interesting how philosophical this conversation gets in such a short amount of
32:30
time, because like, but you know, it really does kind of hammer
32:35
home the kind of little kidness of this movie, because like they've created the
32:39
world, and they're by they're creating kind of the rules of the world,
32:43
and that's why it can be sort of just like and this is happening,
32:45
and now this is happening, and this is happening. A lot of that
32:49
in this movie where it's like, for sure, but you know believably,
32:53
So give me one second. I think it's probably she's she's going to sing
33:01
at a charity ball and fussing chracist a few hours she has the stones with
33:05
her, whe does she would have exist? All we have to do is
33:08
sin from when he gets Basically, I want this operation as possible. That's
33:16
what That's what you remember. I remember when you were asking why they hired
33:21
Bruce Willis to get the stones. They're trying to solve the same problem because
33:25
the priest told them about the stones at the beginning. Okay, so so
33:30
everybody's sort of pooling their resources, but are the is the priest in cahoots
33:37
with like the world government or whatever? This is? Like, well he
33:39
explained to them at the beginning, right that, no, I know he
33:43
did, but like, is he now working with them or he seems like
33:45
they're not working together because he's not working together. Because the then Finger,
33:52
who is played by or not Finger but James, Brian James comes and he's
33:57
like he's like, hey, we rig this thing so that you could have
34:01
some tickets to go on this cruise where these rocks are going to be.
34:06
It's like a really wild plan. It's a really convoluted plan. And they're
34:09
gonna like hook him up with like a pretend wife, but he refuses her.
34:15
And presumably the only reason there's a pretend wife is so that there can
34:19
be an extra ticket for Lelu eventually when she calls. But also this sets
34:23
up the match because he has one more match in the matchbox. And Brian
34:30
James dies famously in this scene. Well, he like he puts free once
34:36
to death. Okay, so he Bruce Willis is like, hey, you
34:39
know not to be here. Let me put you in the refrigerator. It
34:43
like puts them in the refrigerator, all three of them, just like stuffs
34:45
the mid Yeah. That like closes it, and then for a really long
34:50
time hangs out with well. Ian Holmes comes to try and get the tickets
34:57
from He's like t uh and then yeah, he hides Leelu in the shower
35:08
and Ian home in the bed. Uh and does someone else come? Yeah?
35:14
Ian Holmes comes and then the police come and he's like are you human?
35:22
Are you classified as human? No, sir, I'm a meat popsicle.
35:25
Uh, and then smoke you. I love who has what's it called
35:36
Corbyn Dallas, like the card that he has in his like a little doorway
35:44
things, so they think it's him. Yeah, but the police are actually
35:47
working with the goober oh what's his name, Gary Oldman to get him so
35:52
that the goobery guys could pretend to be him as Corbyn Dallas to get to
35:59
uh the but he's everybody's trying to get to the ship so that they can't
36:01
get to the stones. Yeah, it's basically like a big mcguffin chase,
36:06
a lot of trying the tooth. It's a great setup and like it kind
36:10
of doesn't need to make sense because the intentions there, you know what I
36:15
mean. I doesn't really love gled Ian Holmes hits Bruce Willis with a thing
36:20
because Bruce Willis falls in such a hilarious but realistic though too like and then
36:30
Bruce Willis hope it's the fridge Bridge and Brian James is dead but somehow alive
36:37
after and for some reason there's so much garbage in the what's it called airport?
36:45
But but a guy being dead and then alive after. It's kind of
36:49
funny to be a thing in this movie because it doesn't really matter yeah for
36:53
sure. And then ian Home tasks David, who's the leap guy, to
37:04
try and go with Leulu, but he's to try on James, to try
37:07
on James. Yeah, but he's such a weener that he can't get past
37:12
the lady. It's true. And Brucelis so aggressively walks up to him and
37:19
is like, hey, thanks for holding a line for me. You're a
37:22
cook. Leave, Yeah, just go. He's I'm fucking I'm taking over
37:28
in the threesome and you're just leave. And so basically, uh, he's
37:35
the only person that's able to talk to this beautiful woman working at this as
37:38
this like check in person. And then the smoke you guy comes and he's
37:45
like a gross he's one of the gross monsters. And yeah he's a goof
37:50
changed goober face. Yeah, which they can just I guess change. They're
37:54
change things of some sort. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, but
37:58
they can't hold the shape fairy along. It hurts them or something, and
38:01
so like fucking Bruce Willis is like, yeah, I'm meant to be here
38:07
the whole time. Yeah, she knows it's a multi pass. She knows,
38:10
but I do think she knows it's a multi pass that that kind of
38:15
quipping, that part was funny and I think well delivered by Bruce. But
38:22
like man like beautiful people that they cast that they wanted it to be very
38:27
like and like everyone wearing like cool outfits and being like models and speaking of
38:32
beautiful people, Chris Tucker gets introduced just like amazing performance. Yeah, this
38:42
guy, like Ruby Ruby is perfect. He's like a perfect character. It's
38:51
funny. I like that he's queer coded like it didn't need to be,
38:54
you know what I mean, Like Chris Tucker is not gay, so like
38:59
I don't know, like maybe he maybe he's square, I don't know,
39:00
but like it just like it played so authentically and not for like not punching
39:07
down, like not laughing at him. He's finding it outrageous. But he's
39:12
a cool guy. He Fox. Everyone knows that Ruby Fox. Yeah,
39:15
just like Prince Fox. Yeah, totally. Androgyny and the bisexuality are part
39:20
of it. Yeah, absolutely, it's like it's celebrated, not shunned.
39:22
Yeah, for sure, for sure. And then he tries to get Bruce
39:27
Willis to be like a different kind of cool than he is. Oh yeah,
39:35
he's like really upset. Then Bruce Willis is like okay, okay,
39:39
just like grunts into the fucking like microphone. He's mad at Bruce's toxic masculinity
39:46
and heterosexuality, his fierce heterosexuality in this it's very like uncouth in this like
39:53
new woke world to be an old fogy dinosaur like Bruce. For sure,
39:59
he's not liberated enough with his sexuality. No, of course not uh.
40:02
And then he only wants fuck beautiful women. Yeah, sexy Basis, She's
40:08
like beautiful, she doesn't know a fucking goddamn thing either, the best kind.
40:14
I find that attractive. And then he slides into her DMS, but
40:20
actually slides into that like weird tube. There's tube technology that her da.
40:28
I really would like planes to be like this, and I really would like
40:31
to get my dms like little notes in a zoo. Uh. And speaking
40:36
of dms, Leulu learns everything from the Internet on the plane, which she
40:44
pays for the WiFi of course, of course twenty five dollars. Yeah,
40:49
and it destroys your Maya blast home. Sorry I'm imitating RFKA famed antivaxer,
40:57
and Cheryl hides his husband no way, dude, really yeah, famous racently
41:05
on Joe Rogan mabous doctor Sue's character Sheryl Hynes. Yeah, totally. I'm
41:12
not making fun of his three glass shaky voice thing. That's like he's got
41:19
a shaky voice. Yeah, I don't know, No, it's it's that
41:21
same thing that that his dad and his dad's brother had. Oh, I
41:25
don't know. Yeah, it's like some sort of like like a nodule or
41:30
something something like that. But yeah, then the plane takes off and they
41:36
burn off these triples. Yeah, they burn up some tribles. I've found
41:39
that the kind of upsetting. They're just like these hairless sacks of meat ye
41:45
that are like attached to the ship and there's a guy who's just smoking weeds.
41:51
Yeah, it's it's amazing. I like, I don't know if the
41:54
deniml ruins were like special attention paid and like very imposing figures. It describe
42:00
not being like main people in the movie, like Stacy McKenzie, which when
42:06
does she come? She comes at this point, this is her like she's
42:09
the sidekick of Ruby Canada Canada Drag Race. I don't no, no,
42:15
no, no, Canada Drag Race. Judge. Stacey McKenzie was not the
42:21
one that gets eaten out, but she is the one that kind of like
42:23
helps Bruce along, Like, yeah, she's great, and she was really
42:30
she was my favorite judge on the show. Uh. And then Gary Oldman
42:36
blows up his henchmen for not being able to get on the spaceship. Yeah.
42:45
Yeah, I mean you know, like it's it's kind of like a
42:50
stadistic kind of leader guy. Yeah, for sure. He's a scary guy.
42:53
And he will stop at nothing, Like he's making a deal with Evil
42:57
itself, so he will stop at nothing. You know. He's a hitler
43:00
kind of guy. Yeah, And speaking of Goober Evil, the alien that
43:07
he's talking to, he has like a conversation with the alien, but like
43:14
it's like down, wait, hold on, but doesn't He gets a call
43:17
from the alien and she's like his receptionist is like, did you you said
43:22
no one to bother you unless it was from the mister Shadow. Well yeah,
43:28
so well it's mister Shadow. And he's like he orgasm fears and then
43:35
he like fears his way through the conversation and the guy the guy's talking to
43:39
him, and as he like fucking his socket to like santorum starts pouring out
43:45
him his head and I think it's like Kay's was saying, it's like the
43:50
literal manifestation of fear coming out as a goop from their brains, which is
43:55
kind of cool, Like it's rooted in this like outrageous reality anyway, So
44:00
why not. Yeah, for sure, centaurum coming out of your head.
44:02
Yeah, the frothy mixture of lubrication fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of
44:08
anal sex cross dude. Lulu escapes the pod and for some reason she just
44:17
leaves and leaves Bruce behind, while ian Home comes out from wires and jan
44:25
Holme does come out from wires. Do you like the like bed that can
44:30
put you to sleep right away if you go inside it? Like a toaster
44:32
of it? That? Loo? I wish I could live, like I
44:38
was saying the same thing. I'd be scared if I was like that surrounded.
44:42
When we remember when we were on when I had the like when I
44:46
had that like waking dream on the boat in Russia, and like we were
44:51
in those like tiny rooms. Yeah, with the tiny beds that went up
44:55
to your shin. I didn't like that. This is that I feel like
44:59
that's what this would feel like. This is what tour buses feel like they're
45:02
like little toaster of and slots. I don't like that. I slots are
45:10
well, I mean the slots would work, because what if a bus flips
45:14
over and you're just like like just breaking your bones inside you fall asleep.
45:20
But then it's different, right, it's just like smashing bones inside, you're
45:30
going. Bruce Willis goes to his fantastic room where he gets a call from
45:36
his mom and there's this cool dead alien that's that's a carpet on the ground.
45:40
I don't know if you're I didn't notice that. Yeah, man,
45:45
this is like kind of we didn't talk about how it's clean Stones Reality Clean
45:51
Stones because there's like random alien and beings that are also double as like like
46:05
objects that people use as to like do tasks. Like they're kind of like
46:12
you think your jobs crappy or the guy's a toilet. Yeah, Like so
46:20
like he's got this little creature that looks like a little pig slash elephanty oldman
46:27
has a creature. Do you like that it was clean Stones Reality? Yeah?
46:30
Yeah, me too, me too. Yeah, Like I mean it's
46:32
one of those things where like the puppets are really nice, but I can't
46:37
help but think about the reality of this movie, where, like, you
46:40
know, we live in such a fucked up society that they that people would
46:45
use like these little cute sentient puppet beings. It's like a tool, an
46:52
office device. Ruby has got a different fabulous outfit and a different hairstyle.
47:00
Oh man, is it the cone hairstyle? The first time? I love
47:06
the fucking code, dude. The styles are amazing. When Leulu, where's
47:10
that kind of like borat bathing suit? Yeah, I love it. And
47:15
Bruce willis all of the like fucking cool, subtle, very mask but also
47:22
very androgynous fashions. Bruce is wearing dude, Yeah, he's wearing a tuxedo.
47:25
And this one to get introduced to the blue alien who sings like vitas
47:43
yeah, Vitas yeah yeah yeah, and like element Oh man, this like
47:50
okay, so like this whole rhetoric around, like obviously there was some like
47:54
parts of the song when she performs it, which is amazing. It's an
47:59
amazing song, and I always long when it goes and she just starts sweet
48:04
Dance. It's one of those things that kind of like borders on cringe because
48:07
you're seeing a thing delivered really well but also passionately. But also it's kind
48:14
of silly and it's a little bit goofy, and so it's a little bit
48:16
like you feel almost overwhelmed with cringe of the sincerity of how well executed a
48:22
weird looking thing looks, and so you're just like, oh my god,
48:25
oh my god, that's why vitas works though, well, yeah, exactly,
48:30
and so but there's a lot of fanfare about how this was like digitally
48:34
manipulated, and here's the famous only Russian singer or famous only South Korean singer
48:39
that can sing this perfectly without digital manipulation, and it never sounds as good.
48:45
It's never that. No, Gary Oldman is also coming to the ship
48:52
because he if you want to get a job done, you gottach Andrew Southern.
49:00
Yeah exactly. And the other guber monsters grab another box with they're mistaken
49:12
once more with a decoy empty box. Yeah but really, oh sorry god,
49:19
the galaxy is on a Ryan's belt, yeah for sure. Yeah,
49:22
but then we get the cool Leelu scene where she beats the ship out of
49:25
all the guber monsters while other guber monsters stand around. I mean, this
49:34
is a really cool scene and the fight choreography is really good and Lelu looks
49:37
really it goes with the song too. Lelu looks really cool and sexy doing
49:42
it, And like the thing is, it's interesting because I feel like there's
49:45
like a bunch of tropes where like a really sort of sexiest thing was written
49:52
into like a story. But the way that that like actor in particular,
49:58
like took ownership of the role just like came across as so like well done
50:04
and like well executed that like it's hard to like hold a grudge against it,
50:07
you know what I mean. Like it feels like Lelu is played so
50:10
well and so like realistically that it is a little bit forgivable that it is
50:15
like a sexy baby trope and it's like a like a sexy porn yesterday or
50:20
whatever all of that like like kind of weird cultural stuff that like it almost
50:24
transcends itself because it does have these other cool like kind of like side queer
50:31
elements and like it is, you know, a little bit irreverent with it's
50:35
like, you know, the way it presents like blackness and queerness and like
50:38
and like these fashions and yeah, yeah, and Bruceville is just super into
50:44
the song, and uh, he's like into this song in a way where
50:49
he's like, I've never seen anything like this. Yeah, Like there's almost
50:52
like a working class element to it where he's like totally, whoa where us
50:59
plebs? Or miss out one? Why didn't we see YouTube video this?
51:01
Yeah? Totally? And Gary Oldman is shooting at honestly, the Russian Chicks
51:09
sang it better. The is shooting at Leulu and then the Guber monsters end
51:20
up shooting at the Blue Alien and they shoot her and she falls and oh
51:28
man, it's it's really touching, like it's the death scene even though they
51:31
don't know each other. There's this kind of like magical, otherworldly quality that's
51:36
already been set up with this like beautiful performance that was so like life changing
51:40
and that they showed him just the second clip, but Bruce was really touched
51:45
by it, so like there's like a kind of like intimacy that was built
51:47
almost you know totally. Uh, And Gary Oldman sets up a bomb and
51:53
what's his name with like a full countdown, and Chris Tucker is like,
52:00
love is amazing because you know what's good is like we get kind of dimensions
52:07
of this character, Like, so what could seem like a really like,
52:09
oh, he's just being silly, but he he goes through like a whole
52:14
arc. Like he's like he's arrogant, he's outrageous, he's flamboyant. But
52:19
then he's scared, he's panicky, he's he's schemy. He helps Bruce,
52:24
he does help. He's emboldened. He has like a whole arc. Yeah,
52:29
and Gary Oldman gets back to his ship and he opens the box and
52:32
starts laughing. But then it is so mad that again he didn't get the
52:39
stones, the stones. He was foiled again, dude. Yeah, and
52:45
Bruce Willis fine figures out their inside. The galaxy is on Ryan's belt.
52:52
Yeah, and he pulls out the fists he wound. Yeah. He in
52:58
a very jelly stomach. Yeah, but it feels realistic jelly because she's an
53:02
alien, so like it's like, oh, yeah, of course this is
53:05
jelly. This is jelly. And he pulls out the stones and that the
53:10
stone. The design of the stone is really cool. Yeah, the like
53:14
the like kind of like wavy water signs. Totally totally. Bruce Willis then
53:19
starts shooting at all the guber monsters and running away with Chris Tucker. Yeah,
53:28
yeah, okay, Chris Tucker. But then he gets to he calls
53:34
to Roy, who's the death rock star or whatever. That guy was so
53:39
cool. It feels like the casting of a guy who looks really like buff
53:45
but is wearing like this kind of like seventeen hundreds way. It's really funny
53:52
and feels accurate to what YouTube reality is right now, where people are kind
53:58
of like random avatars of themselves. Yeah, so I liked it. I
54:01
thought it was really cool. And then he like doesn't know what he says,
54:05
so he like gives him the wrong He gives him like pool balls instead
54:08
of a gun. Yeah, totally. And then there's that part where he's
54:13
trying to get Chris Tucker to move away so that he can jump on one
54:17
of the cussuckers, slowly realizing, oh, he's trying to tell me something.
54:24
Trying to tell me something. The way he narrates what's going on is
54:29
perfect because he's still kind of continuing a broadcast. Is that I think we're
54:35
ready to believe that he's continuing a broadcast, which is cool. He's he's
54:39
doing a podcast. The whole thing, he's doing a podcast, and the
54:42
whole thing and then he shoots the floor out from him. Then he falls.
54:47
I love I love his voice, and I love him him leading into
54:52
the high pitched voice. He's so good, totally. Gary Elman comes back
54:58
to try and get the stuff owns uh and Bruce Willis h he wants to
55:07
negotiate with the guber monsters. What he does, Yeah, he wants to
55:13
negotiate with the guber monsters. And he's like, they won't work without a
55:16
leader. They won't do anything without a leader. He knows this about this
55:21
particular race, like shoots the main guy and then they're all like, well,
55:25
I guess we can't do anything. Yeah, it's kind of that's what
55:29
the jem Hoddar do. Yeah, they need a leader, that's true.
55:32
And he's like, anyone else want to negotiate? Great line, Yeah,
55:37
great line really delivered very well. He's he's really good in this movie.
55:42
He's like he's so many different kinds of bruces. He's amazing, and he
55:46
like kind of like like has a you know, as realistic as you want
55:51
to believe it, but he does have a trajectory and a growth in this
55:54
movie. Yeah. Well, he's a molester at the first he's a molester
55:58
guy that doesn't like consent. And then he's like cares about love. I
56:02
guess, well, yeah, he because he does feel like a guy who
56:07
hasn't been shown love in every day long. Well yeah, And I think
56:10
that's why they put the mother stuff in, like of him being like,
56:15
you know, having a mother that like doesn't actually like listen to him or
56:17
care about what he has to say, and just as like, ah,
56:21
you never you always do this to your mother. Ah. And it's like
56:24
played for laughs, but it's kind of really sad. Totally uh. And
56:30
they come go Nona figures out that there's a bomb. Uh, and the
56:37
numbers are going down, yeah, exactly uh. And then Gary Oldman comes
56:43
back to try and get the stones again, but they've gone off the planet
56:51
and they explode Gary Oldman, and they explode Gary Oldman with a different bomb,
56:57
with a bomb that that the Gouberman has come up with. And then
57:04
Bruce Willis which has the same amount of seconds left on it that was left
57:08
on the other timer totally uh. And then Bruce Willis goes in with a
57:14
bunch of with Chris Tucker, David Ian Home and Lulu. He goes into
57:20
a ship and it's like it's just like running a cap. It's just like
57:27
running a cap and then and then the bomb explodes and he drives he flies
57:31
it away back to Egypt three hundred years from twenty fourteen or I mean nineteen
57:38
fourteen, and he gets to Egypt and they start like trying to figure out
57:45
they're like in the bottom like temple area, and they like start trying to
57:49
like set up this like kind of like you know, it's kind of like
57:54
they the machine needs like a set design and it needs like a bunch of
58:00
pieces to like make a magic thing happen that has an energy that you It's
58:06
basically Captain Planet. It's with your powers combined. I am Captain Planet.
58:09
Yeah. So it's Earth, air, fire, water, and heart.
58:15
Those are the five elements totally and so like, which is what the five
58:20
elements of the people were in Captain Planet. He's a hero, gonna take
58:22
pollution down to zero, which he didn't. He failed at doing that job.
58:25
He did. Uh and uh. Everybody celebrating the president is celebrating thinking
58:31
that they've like, oh, they defeated climate change, but if they have
58:35
exactly, but really they're going there. They have to stop our heroes have
58:42
to stop the goober, the other guber monster that's a big black hole or
58:47
whatever. But she oh, I like this part because sorry, can I
58:54
can I ask you something? I just want to know, what do you
58:58
think of the way that Gary Oldman's character unceremoniously dies And I think it's great.
59:07
No, it's just a he's just a what's it called a red herring
59:10
throughout the entire movie. That's true, that's true. He kind of like
59:14
doesn't He's very inconsequential actually throughout the entire movie. But it's great because you
59:20
you need somebody to represent the villain. Yeah, then just the blob right,
59:27
No, he serves a purpose and like it kind of like adds sort
59:30
of the intrigue to it adds levels of intrigue to like already kind of like
59:35
a complicated story because then by the by the end, he served his purpose
59:38
and they have all the elements and they're going to gather the elements to use
59:43
this as a weapon. So he's gone from the story exactly. Uh,
59:47
but it's like very last minute shit happens. Yeah, it's very intense.
59:52
Leelu has a crisis of faith because she learns about war. She learns about
59:58
war. Yeah, and that's why she's very tired. I'm never tired,
1:00:01
No, but she's she got shot when she was in the events. I
1:00:06
did remember that she got shot slightly when she was in the events, So
1:00:08
they kind of made that she's tired. She's tired. Yeah, she's tired
1:00:13
because she's like earth sucks and why is the what's the point of So she's
1:00:17
defeated as well as being injured. Yeah, and then he's like, I
1:00:22
know you're very tired, but you have to do this emotional labor for us.
1:00:24
Okay, yeah exactly. It's like, please, I know I tried
1:00:29
to sexually assault you, but no, you have no we have to love
1:00:31
each other. Yeah, and this is what Drue Love is sticking it up.
1:00:37
No, I mean I don't know, dude, I don't know what
1:00:39
the message is, but like it works in the magical reality, you know,
1:00:44
Like it's like, yeah, Bruce Willis loves her, and she loves
1:00:46
Bruce Willis. And then she tries to explain to them vaguely instead of putting
1:00:52
it in actual terms. She's like wind blows, fire burns. Yeah,
1:00:58
she's she's York about it. Is very byork about it, and he's like,
1:01:01
he's like, oh, okay. And then then then David is standing
1:01:06
and he's like the guy with the devout because like he's like, we're not
1:01:10
gonna make it, and then slightly opens they comes up. I love how
1:01:20
how mad but patient Brizilis has to be because he's like okay, but violently
1:01:30
grabs him. I just said we're not gonna make it. And then there
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must have been something else and then he realizes that he sighed, and then
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they blow and then they magically figure out all the other things. It's it's
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pretty cool. And David throws the dirt on on the one stone and ian
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Home takes the sweat, which is great. I love the sweat. He
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tries the tooth with his with a rag and squeezes out the sweat. Oh
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my, I don't know any fine. Bruce has the one, the one
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tries the truth. And then the wind blows and everybody's like everyone's but hold
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times. And then they put the fire on and then they're like, we
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need the fifth element. And then we realize that Bruce talks to Lulu and
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kisses her and then she she orgasms light into the ball, Yeah, and
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she defeats climate change with feminism and which which I like, Yeah, like
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empowered love is what it seems to be trying to tell us. Yeah,
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absolutely, But how empowered is it when she's a sexy baby? Yeah,
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I mean she's the sexiest baby. And then yeah, with their powers combined,
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their captain planet, they are captain planet, and change five thousand years
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from now, it'll be a different climate change, Yeah, exactly. And
1:02:59
it's a really but it's a very like happy nice ending. It's like really
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earned Yeah, and everybody's laughing. We're laughing, and Tiny Lister goes to
1:03:13
see Bruce, but he's too busy banging. Oh yeah, and he's like
1:03:17
he's got approximately twenty seconds to come outside, and Bruce is like the doctors
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like they're indisposed and like it cuts to them and they're not really doing anything
1:03:29
that crazy. And then the mom calls Tiny and he's like, you're not
1:03:35
the president. He's a fucking idiot. Yeah, he feels the wrath of
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a narcissistic mother. Yeah, for the first time. For anyone who hasn't
1:03:45
heard our Bow is Afraid episode, please check it out. And then it
1:03:47
ends on a freeze frame with Bruce and milioage kissing. Uh, and then
1:03:53
Luke Perry still gets top billing, which, Yeah, it's a very confusing
1:04:00
thing because he's like, he's not, you know, like he was Dylan,
1:04:03
but like doesn't matter that he was Dylan, Like, does anyone care
1:04:08
other than me that he was Dylan exactly? Exactly? Does anyone know that
1:04:13
reference? No, some people might not even know that who Dylan is.
1:04:16
And I'm not gonna say who it was, but if you know who Luke
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Perry is, then you know who Dylan is and you know who he was
1:04:23
in. Oh man, this dude, this dude outside who looks exactly like
1:04:27
Kendall. Dude, come take a look at him. Please, come take
1:04:30
a look at him. Please? Does any look like hold on, hold
1:04:36
up, he looks like a thicker kend Yeah, yeah, keep keep taking
1:04:39
a look. Oh man, outbrageous? Oh dad, what would you rate
1:04:46
the movie? Dude? I would rate this movie ten out of ten.
1:04:49
This is easy, easy, ten. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta
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say, I gotta. I'm gonna write the movie ten out of ten as
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well. I'm also going to give it ten bruces. Ten bruces tends across
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the board. Yeah, for sure. He does such a good job at
1:05:06
he's the most subtle of all the of all of the big top four action
1:05:13
heroes that we're covering. I agree, I think he well, I think
1:05:16
he's the best actor. Yeah, I do think he's genuinely the best actor.
1:05:19
Like he has the most range, He's got the most range, and
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like he also knows like he's not just being a voice or an action or
1:05:30
like he like has like a he can change accents. He can, like
1:05:34
Bruce can do some stuff that the other guys just can't. And like I
1:05:39
think in this movie, especially like he's still upholding his tropes. He's like
1:05:44
working class Bruce. He's like a little bit over at Bruce, Like he
1:05:47
doesn't care about society's norms and expectations. Bruce. He's like libertarian Bruce.
1:05:55
He's like takes shit into his own hands. Bruce. He's like divorced.
1:06:00
He's like fucks with younger women Bruce. He's yeah, like all the things
1:06:05
that I think are probably going to continue to be like Staples, we can
1:06:11
shoot it well, he said it should be possible. Okay, great,
1:06:18
Okay, So so like Bruce I think does like an amazing job in this
1:06:24
in this movie, and like yeah, like you know when you know,
1:06:28
like this is like he elevates the materials so much. Yeah, he does.
1:06:33
And it like it's a movie that could have worked with somebody else,
1:06:39
but is perfect with him. That the exactly that's it. Yes, that's
1:06:44
exactly right. I think that it could have worked with somebody else. But
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well let's pick in. No we gone no no no no no no no
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no no, you know what I mean, I do. I think he's
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gonna do. He's gonna do, like he's going to reach some heights that
1:07:09
we have not experienced with any of the other guys, but maybe also some
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lows that we've not experienced with the other guys too, So pardon well,
1:07:20
yeah, when we get into that phaser teasers, Yeah, when we get
1:07:24
into that phase of the of the career, that a phase exactly so.
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1:07:54
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1:07:59
the time with such stop exactly and uh not not like Bruce Willis in this
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movie, but he learns and through the power of love they defeat the ultimate
1:08:10
evil. Yeah, and thank you guys so much for listening, and we'll
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