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Stage Parents (with Ryan Gaul) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on Artists on artists.
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  Speaker 1: Bing bang boom, we're talking to stage parents.
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  Speaker 2: We've gathered some of this year's most incredible, notable, and
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  Speaker 2: hilarious parents to child actors, dancers, singers, and TikTokers and
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  Speaker 2: et cetera.
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  Speaker 3: So, honey remembers, Smile, honey, smile, honey, smile, and let's
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  Speaker 3: listen in.
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  Speaker 4: Did you guys get in the parking? Parking was so
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  Speaker 4: so annoying. So I was like walking in and I
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  Speaker 4: was like trying to figure out where to park. They
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't even tell me.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't get the path. You don't have a pass.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a pass. They didn't give you have
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  Speaker 1: to get the past. I actually, you know there's.
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  Speaker 5: A pass for all the casting directors. You can get
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  Speaker 5: the pass and then they don't bother you. Really, it's
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  Speaker 5: a placard.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard about this. Put it anywhere in your window.
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  Speaker 5: You can put it in the back. It's apparently not
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  Speaker 5: apparently I have it.
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  Speaker 1: You put it in.
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  Speaker 5: You put it in the front of the window, and
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  Speaker 5: then the parking police.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what they're called for? Disneyland meter maids
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  Speaker 1: is what I.
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  Speaker 5: Call them meter maids. They're part of the police department.
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  Speaker 1: I believe it does not. I don't know if it
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  Speaker 1: works for Disneyland.
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  Speaker 5: Disney Land. You mean that's because that's do they cast
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  Speaker 5: Disney shows at Disneyland as far as it's there.
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  Speaker 4: So, so are you telling me this is something I
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  Speaker 4: now need to ask for from the casting directors? Hey,
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  Speaker 4: I am required a parking pass. Give me a parking pass.
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  Speaker 5: Literally, well, you pay, you can have the money taken
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  Speaker 5: straight out of your uh, your child.
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  Speaker 1: I assume you have a child. Yeah, I have a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Are you is your kid's agent fighting for that parking I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to ask. No one was going to
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  Speaker 4: tell me that this was the thing I could ask for.
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  Speaker 4: I'm worrying about this thing that even though I had.
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  Speaker 1: To worry about.
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  Speaker 2: But this is why we gather together talk. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad someone told me, well I wanted to help.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for doing that.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine. It's going off like cats and dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Is absolutely going off like cats and damn dogs out here.
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  Speaker 3: It's it literally.
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  Speaker 5: Is it's literally cats and it's it's going off.
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  Speaker 4: It's a little I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 3: Well, okay, now we look at us being the divas
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  Speaker 3: that our children come on. Now we are, of course
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  Speaker 3: stage parents, and I think it's important for us to
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  Speaker 3: kind of come around and and get together on issues
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  Speaker 3: that only we know about. Because it's one thing to
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  Speaker 3: be a parent, it's a whole other thing to be
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  Speaker 3: the parent of a star. It's harder.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard.
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  Speaker 4: It's harder giving me here and I'm looking up every day.
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  Speaker 4: I see wrinkles every single day.
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  Speaker 2: And absolutely as hard for kids. Elie's really hard if
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  Speaker 2: you have to take care of a kid, Yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 1: La gets so much harder when you have a kid
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  Speaker 1: like literally, and when that.
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  Speaker 3: Kid has undeniable talent. It's the hardest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Literally.
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  Speaker 5: Have you had any issues finding people to drive your
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  Speaker 5: kids around when you're not available.
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  Speaker 4: You're not gonna believe this. I have a million issues.
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  Speaker 4: I have a lot of issues with it. It is
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  Speaker 4: the most impossible thing for me to find.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody will help you. I am solo in this town.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying my hardest for my cad. Introduce yourself. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Dede Crockett.
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  Speaker 4: My son, Rocky Crockett, is the youngest cameraman in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 4: He works camera a on uh Happy's Place, the happiest
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  Speaker 4: place on the ripa back and tire multicam. He's cameraman
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  Speaker 4: and it's really hard.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he should.
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  Speaker 2: Be allowed to have that job.
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  Speaker 3: I'll just say it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he's really good at it and they love him.
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  Speaker 4: But it's really annoying and it's really hard.
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  Speaker 3: How did you know he had a talent for being
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  Speaker 3: a multi cam camera man? Where when did he start
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  Speaker 3: to show signs?
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  Speaker 4: Ridiculous? Ever since he was a kid. He would take
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  Speaker 4: my phone and he'd shoot the most beautiful pictures of me.
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  Speaker 2: Those cameras are massive.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you be interested in a casting director parking?
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  Speaker 6: Because I want to Let's just say, I'd like some
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  Speaker 6: free parking, Okay, part of the crew. It's place always
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  Speaker 6: placed to shoot on the rat for lot, and they
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  Speaker 6: won't give me parking.
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  Speaker 1: For the life of me, they don't give They don't
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  Speaker 1: give parking to the great camera crews.
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  Speaker 4: Parents and I said, well, you've never had an issue,
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  Speaker 4: but guess what now you do have an issue. So
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  Speaker 4: you need to figure this out, buddy. It's so annoying,
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  Speaker 4: and Rock doesn't even want to deal with me. He actually,
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  Speaker 4: I don't even exist on set.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe because he's looking through the less. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's exactly focus.
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  Speaker 3: A job's camera A he's AOXI.
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  Speaker 1: Loves his lens, so it's hard.
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  Speaker 2: He's lens.
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  Speaker 4: They love the loves the way he gets a child
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  Speaker 4: like sense of wonder in the gaze, and the way
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  Speaker 4: they film him.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, what are
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  Speaker 1: you guys up to? Well, I guess i'll go Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My name, Well, I'll start with my son, Sebastian. You
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  Speaker 1: might know him as Sebastian Oh on TikTok and Instagram,
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  Speaker 1: and he is a huge influencer. We're so proud of
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  Speaker 1: my own little I follow follow, I've seen him he did.
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  Speaker 3: He did a pool full of shaving cream, right, pool full.
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  Speaker 1: Of shaving cream, My little prankster, My little trickster made
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  Speaker 1: cottage cheese lasagna. He made cottage cheese lasagna, My little trickster.
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  Speaker 4: I've been watching his view count. He went up three
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  Speaker 4: hundred thousand viewers in three weeks. Right, Yeah, it's just crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I've been known, I've been noticing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just checking it out.
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  Speaker 4: These seem like internal metrics for I'm so sorry that
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  Speaker 4: it's happening on the internet and I'm looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm an observer.
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  Speaker 2: No, do you have account run by my dad on anywhere?
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  Speaker 1: Or run by my dad?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean a lot of under eighteen. Sometimes I
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  Speaker 2: like to make sure, like when these kids are there.
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  Speaker 1: You have to do it's a legal issue. I run, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I help him run his Instagram. But his fame started
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  Speaker 1: with his father. They used to do the tricky dances
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  Speaker 1: where they would just go and they would go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: tricky dance, and then they would do the dance. The
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  Speaker 1: father is no longer in the picture, and now Sebastian
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  Speaker 1: and I get to explore this magical place.
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  Speaker 3: And are you to do the tricky dancer? Did he
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  Speaker 3: take that?
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  Speaker 1: In the split?
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  Speaker 5: The online influencers can be annoying because they're not taking
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  Speaker 5: a traditional round.
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  Speaker 1: One can be famous.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're a may don't get famous.
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  Speaker 1: My son isn't famous and he doesn't want to be
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  Speaker 1: a hard working tradesman. Keep going. And so my name
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  Speaker 1: is Lucia.
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  Speaker 3: Lucia.
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  Speaker 1: You guys can follow me on Lucia. Oh and I
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  Speaker 1: don't go it on Instagram. I got hacked. Keep going,
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  Speaker 1: d D D.
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  Speaker 3: I think Lucia is talking right now.
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  Speaker 1: I got hacked.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you were following the three hundred thousand increases.
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  Speaker 1: Talk on Instagram. I got hacked. I got this email.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: You're selements. Hey, I just got I just got asked
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  Speaker 1: by supplements from you. I'm not doing that. Literally, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I try.
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  Speaker 4: I keep walking myself out of the password. There's so
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  Speaker 4: many pastors, so many different things.
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  Speaker 1: Some need a symbols, some don't need as symbol, some
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  Speaker 1: need another. I don't even know what I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: get into. Keep going. We're very excited. Sebastian, my little Sebastian,
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  Speaker 1: has just been nominated to be slanged on Nickelodeon's.
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  Speaker 3: No, what's the nomination? They have not I was curious
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  Speaker 3: about that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just get it's actually so annoying.
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  Speaker 2: The Hollywood impressed that does it?
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  Speaker 1: Literally, yes, it's the Hollowood Child Press.
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  Speaker 5: Congratulations, congratulations, that's a big moment.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Is Sebastian. Is he proud? He's so happy,
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  Speaker 1: He's so proud. He's such a little trickster, my little Sebastian.
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  Speaker 1: He was kind of like, what the Frick is this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh what then? That sounds cool?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Frick, I mean it sounds like he's getting for once.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, it sounds like he's getting what he deserves.
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  Speaker 1: No, because he's got a brilliant idea. What's he gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna bring a big bucket and when they try
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  Speaker 1: to slime him, he's gonna catch the slim and throw
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  Speaker 1: it back at them. And I was like, Sebastian, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's going to be good for you can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: That breaks president. It's gonna be so silly. He can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. Your little tricks.
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  Speaker 4: Wild little boy, he's a little wild one, But I
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  Speaker 4: love my little Sebastion.
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  Speaker 1: They say that kids who are wild.
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  Speaker 5: And and tricksters when they're young actually have a higher
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  Speaker 5: chance of growing up and being intelligent.
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  Speaker 1: Who's that This is in your book? Article, this is
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  Speaker 1: in your book, it's in it's in my book. You
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  Speaker 1: could just say it's in my book. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to say they say, don't They say you said it
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  Speaker 1: when it's the it's the proverbial day.
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  Speaker 3: It's so they say, I say they.
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  Speaker 1: When I say they, I mean my book. How presumptuous
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  Speaker 1: I am the proverbial day day. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a doctor, Claire Hancock, and you guys probably are
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  Speaker 5: familiar with a lot of my work. I am a
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  Speaker 5: therapist for UH children in the industry, and I feel
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  Speaker 5: a little I feel a little weird right now. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: you probably know this, but they are already friends.
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  Speaker 1: With H D D. You legally cannot tell them we
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  Speaker 1: know I don't know her. I legally have to say
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  Speaker 1: that I don't know her, and I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I do have nothing to do with that devilish little
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  Speaker 5: cameraman Rocky Crockett.
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  Speaker 1: I know I know their name. No, you legally can't
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  Speaker 1: say that you know their name.
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  Speaker 5: I was talking about myself. I said their name. My
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  Speaker 5: name is Claire Hancock.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, doctor, I'm a little lost, I got it, just file.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to keep up.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of days and eyes and names thrown around.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Hollywood, Okay, okay, okay, well welcome.
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  Speaker 1: You are right.
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  Speaker 3: Well no, so I'm an ally, I am an ally.
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  Speaker 3: I am an ally. But but but Claire, I'm so.
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  Speaker 3: You're such a legend in this in this space, and
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  Speaker 3: we all respect you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Have you read my book. Yeah, I have, they said,
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  Speaker 1: I said. I said, I.
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  Speaker 5: Said, well, technically, I said, I said, but it's pronounced.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I said, it's spelled.
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  Speaker 3: I said, I said pronounced.
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  Speaker 1: They said, I said, You've got it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just catching up here, Sorry, missus Hancock talk.
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  Speaker 1: Why is it so long? The books so long? The
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  Speaker 1: audiobook is fourteen.
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  Speaker 5: Hours because I started writing it and this is my process,
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  Speaker 5: and it doesn't have to be yours for God's sake,
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  Speaker 5: and my process is to sit and write and let
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  Speaker 5: it flow. And this is an evolving book that with
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  Speaker 5: each print gets a little bit longer.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not done.
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  Speaker 3: You're doing a Bible King James version and the other versions.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost exactly like the Bible.
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  Speaker 5: It's well, it's a Bible for children in the industry,
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  Speaker 5: And legally, I'm not I can't say.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna do that. I legally can't.
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  Speaker 2: Put the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Guns down, guns down?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you have Instagram open right now? This is
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: a screenshot of Instagram because I miss it.
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  Speaker 3: Is your screen?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's the only way I can look at
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  Speaker 4: it because I'm fucking blocked because I've been hacked.
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  Speaker 1: You know that I do. Keep going, but you have
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  Speaker 1: a child of your own, Elise, Elise, and she's also acting.
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  Speaker 5: She is a well, she's a background actress, a background
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  Speaker 5: artist for uh non union uh industrial slash commercials. So
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  Speaker 5: first samples, she might You probably have seen her in
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: there's a Starbird a starburs commercial running around.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it. Do you know which one I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 2: There's always a couple in rotation.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know? I've seen them all?
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  Speaker 5: This is a star This is a great one. It's
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  Speaker 5: a sixty second long one. It shows for her, theater
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  Speaker 5: for her, good, great for her. What's that it's in
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  Speaker 5: the movie theater one.
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  Speaker 1: It's in the movie theater. So it's the reason the
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  Speaker 1: trailers are so long. Now keep going. Oh please, it's
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: too much.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna make this a bummer.
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  Speaker 1: It's too much.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: This is the one where the little boy and uh,
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  Speaker 5: he is going to school and he realizes that one
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  Speaker 5: of his friends has a pack of star bursts and
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  Speaker 5: he's on the bus with him, and he says, from
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  Speaker 5: the back of the bus to the front of the bus,
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  Speaker 5: excuse me, can I have one? And the little boy
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  Speaker 5: at the front of the bus looks at him and goes,
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  Speaker 5: m stay in your lane, and he looks back. He
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  Speaker 5: looks back at the boy with the starbars and goes, well,
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  Speaker 5: that's not that doesn't that's not very holiday ish.
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  Speaker 1: And your daughter is neither of those two kids in
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  Speaker 1: the middle.
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  Speaker 5: But if you look closely, and this is what you
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  Speaker 5: have to do as a background artist, is she reacts
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  Speaker 5: to everything right at the end when she she goes
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  Speaker 5: like this, so you know she agrees with the boy
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  Speaker 5: who goes, that wasn't very holiday.
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  Speaker 3: The chorus of the she's exactly like the Greek she
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  Speaker 3: she's speaking for us. I understand what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: I've learned. You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny because you can learn a lot from kids.
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  Speaker 5: They're almost like the natural teachers of the of Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: If you listen, If you listen, absolutely, I say this
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  Speaker 1: all the time. They speak truth. They speak truth from God.
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  Speaker 1: It comes straight through to them. Oh, we we have
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  Speaker 1: to listen to kids, or we have to. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know you were a religious woman.
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  Speaker 4: I respect it. I respect religion. I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: I'm into it, because oh.
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  Speaker 2: My god, you don't want him to ask her more?
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  Speaker 1: Please tell me a little bit more.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh, you want to know. Well, so the
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  Speaker 4: thing is, I used to go to church all the time.
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  Speaker 4: I used to go to church all the time, all
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  Speaker 4: the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I swear she's gonna do like twenty five minutes
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  Speaker 3: on this. I think this is a twenty five minute answer.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry. If you're the body of Christ and
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: it tastes like that, it's little tastes like nothing. She's
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  Speaker 1: like nothing. One. Okay, So now I'm drunk. It's eleven am.
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  Speaker 4: And now I'm drunk on the gal What am I doing?
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  Speaker 4: And then what do I do for the rest of
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  Speaker 4: my day? And this is God's house and we're serving alcohol?
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  Speaker 4: That's very Can I ask you something please?
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  Speaker 1: So it's doctor Claire hand. Sorry you don't go by
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  Speaker 1: just doctor Claire and go I can for you have
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  Speaker 1: such a nice energy. You have such a nice energy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. No, I was looking at you while I
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  Speaker 1: was talking about her. And why did you say you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to say.
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  Speaker 3: You have to switch seats? Were good switch work.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like child acting can be tough, but your
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: daughter still does it even though you probably heard some
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: like crazy stories that don't happen to my little sebasta,
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  Speaker 1: it's true. It's true. Well, I think they can push
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  Speaker 1: her into it.
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  Speaker 5: I've well, she I don't know if I've pushed her
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  Speaker 5: into it. She doesn't want to do it, but she will.
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  Speaker 5: She does it because I've told her it's important to
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: take time off of school and work and work with
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  Speaker 5: people that have chosen an industry that is uh, pretty
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  Speaker 5: much materialistic and just about and just about looks. Because
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: if she gets that out of her system early, guess
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  Speaker 5: what she's gonna do later in life?
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  Speaker 1: What I guess? I don't answers.
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  Speaker 3: You know there is a right answer, So I'm gonna
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: go a librarian.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you know, are you actually asking genuinely? I wanted to.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to genuinely know what you from what you've learned,
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  Speaker 5: all this stuff that you've learned today.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think my daughter will be when she
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: grows up?
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  Speaker 2: Probably, I'd say a pusher. I say, if she's been pushed,
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  Speaker 2: she'll push uthers.
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  Speaker 5: Like just generally, she'll she'll push, she'll be aggressive.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I think she's a pusher.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean I have to learn more about that.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: But I have an optimistic view of your I mean,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: everybody has a different way of raising their child. And
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I think it seems like you've cracked something where and
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I hope your plan pays off.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I think I've cracked the code, decoded your daughter.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: And you've sort of cracked what's gonna happen, and so
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I believe. I mean, heck, nobody knows their kid better
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: than a parent.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I go off Queen talk.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, wants you to your name.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: You literally haven't even said your name.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I'm literally okay, I answer.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: We know you're saying stranger here.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I was just trying to answer a question. But I
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: feel like I'm on the hot seat right now.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Uh, I just don't know who you are. Okay.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: My name is Gregory McFly, and I am someone who
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: is a stage girl dad.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I have a am Okay, d d what pissed you off?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: You can't be mad at me for that.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: The way girl dads come in all the time and
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, they are the coolest people and
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I love them.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with you know a girl. Everybody loves
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: a girl dad, and I'm not asking for it.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Let's just come in. You know what, there's a boy
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: dads like really aggressive but a good dad is soft
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: and nice. Look I manage well. I am a stage
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: parent and stage manager to my uh my daughter, uh Tatiana.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: And Tatiana is of course a pop star. And yeah, Tatiana,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: and she's got her two little uh background girls and
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: they make the Tatiana's triangle and those are toddlers seen
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: on TikTok, those are toddlers. Yeah, Tatiana is three and
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: a half and.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: She's three and a half year old pop stars.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: She's a pop star and adults listen to her music,
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: and I think it's actually quite there's a lot of
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: bangers on the album. A little bits of oldfish, goldfish
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: crackers in the car.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I was getting atupuncture the other day and they were
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: playing her in and they were playing a little bits
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: of goldfish Goldfish in the car.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tatiana's really making a chart run. And we're we're
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: crossing our fingers for Grammys this year. But I think
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: it's gonna look pretty. I think our odds are pretty
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: much in our favor. I was talking to the Grammys
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: girl on the phone and she and I was making
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: her laugh a bit, and I think I think she's down.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: What's the category?
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, best best new pop, best new pop.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Artist, kind of you news. She's doing half yeah needy exactly.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: She's you know, had such a short a lot of
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: success in a short amount of time, and I could
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: say my family is very blessed. Wait, why are you
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: mad at him?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just mad.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're mad. No, No, I mean, I'm fine.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I'm honest.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just thinking right now about all the
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: shirts that say girls had on them and all you
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: can buy. Literally, I'm trying to buy came out boy
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: mom shirt. It's not a single shirt and you can.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Just make it if you want. What's up, guys, I'm
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Sailor Pits Montgomery.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, Sailor Montgomery, Sailor Pits. He is sailor like
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: a title like captain?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Should I just addressed ad question?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Sailor is my prefix doctor because my father was in
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: the navy. Yeah, I've literally never heard of that happening before.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Its Yeah, go ahead.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I don't like this. And Pits is your first name,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: first name.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: My dad was in the navy, so you call me
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: salor Pits. My last name Montgomery. I'm the father of
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: what is known as the Old Navy Pack I got
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: six dancers that are my kids, and they do all
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: the old Navies way, yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It's the new rat pack Field Navy Pack.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're great. I love them. They're all different ages
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: and they're all yours.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. They do the dance spots for Old Navy.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the trampoline yeah yeah, yeah, all those spots where
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: they're like they're dancers. They do a lot of just
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: dance stuff. But it's crazy the way that they've become
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: these little commercial actors.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: My pack. Do you think your name being sailor helped
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: you book Old Navy at all?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: What does that have to do with that in the Navy?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: In the Navy, you know, if you.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Want to do you think Pitts helped you get it
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: as well? Because a lot of people would say old Navy.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I don't like the doctor Hancock.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I don't Claire hand, thank.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: You, okay, doctor Claire Hancock. I would presume you wouldn't
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: want to step on the Heavenly Gate grounds that are
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: old Navy.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: No, I wouldn't step. I wouldn't step there.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Especially having a daughter who's in background acting, she would
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: wish to be in an old Navy spot.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: She has been in an old Navy spot just so
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: you know pitt which fun Well, do you remember I
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: was one where there's a young boy going to school
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: and he sees is on a little fairy that takes
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: him out to his island school.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: And there's a publication.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: There's a somebody's driving the fairy and looks over at
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: him and goes like, come on and he and he goes,
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: what because there was unprompted, just like come on out
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: of nowhere. And the little boy goes, what, I'm literally
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: going to school. My backpack's heavy. And he goes, I
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: wasn't talking to you. I was just saying it to
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: the ocean. And this is and it goes, my daughter
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: got cut from but she was supposed to be somebody
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: else that was riding on the ferry.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: So why does she only the transportation stuff. She's always
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: in fairies and buses.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: What's going to feels like all these commercials are written
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: by some sort of sixty year old Protestant and they're
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: all just like.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: You all have such as they have such a clear.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: And mumble too. It's it's very very kind of happens.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Come on, I just saying it to the ocean, don't.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: You feel though, don't you feel like the best commercials
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: are the ones that don't really have anything to do
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: with the product, and they're.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Just fun little life.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, literally, yes, those eminems every Christmas.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I laugh those eminems when I see him pop up,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I know it's Christmas.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: What does it sound like when you laugh, Ddie?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: It's a single shot.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: We'll consolid is because they get so stressed and oh
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: my laugh, it just wells up like a little ball
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: at once a little bit.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I don't hold it well, but I get struck.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Besides, your son working a full time job, what do
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: you do?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a lot for me.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Is that a lot for you?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Well? So I have to drive him, I have to
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: be there. I mean camps were on a long day.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: They only shoot on one day.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: I think camera blocking, which is a half day.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: And then then which is something you have to you
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: have to you guys have to understand you guys understand
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: we live in Riverside, right, So.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Make these prices.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: I mean I can't and I can't take another job
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: because he has his job and I want to support
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: him all the time.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: What is sometimes grumpy people have grumpy circumstances.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's not for the world.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: It's so frustrating. There's so many things that are going
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: on all the time. It's just so annoying. I just
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: can't even get my head straight. Do you know that, uh,
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: grumpiness is actually just happiness?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Performed in reverse?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Who said that?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: They you, there's a chapter and said that and they said,
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: I said, she said.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That that's right.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: She said that trumpiness is just happiness and reverse.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: That what is that? Absolutely?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Or you could buy my book and read it. And
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I tried to listen to it. I tried to listen
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: to it on point to two times hours.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: If I buy a book in the pack, gets a
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: hold of it, it's a coloring book.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Listen, watch this, do this little exercise for me. Just
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: think of something happy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm thinking of the beach. Should I say it?
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: Everybody say it out loud at the same time.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: My noise canceling head for a happy face the beach.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I'm staying at the beach. A bastion. Happy face is
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: something that you thought of, You thought of, Lucia, it's chi,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Oh it's the bastion pranking my car pranking.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: See, I just I just took a gamble didn't. I.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: I tried to give you a nickname.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Is this happiness a river?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: So is Lucia Lucia? That's actually a misnaming it to me,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's not true at all. I knew
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: it was Lucia. I tried to say, like he's been.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Cla.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I got lost. I'm so sorry.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: I thought that she was showing herself as the loosest
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: of the group, so I tried to give her a nickname.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You think I'm a loose that's so iconic. You think
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I'm a loose woman. I'm a loose woman, Claire.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I know the other loose women. I have three ex wives.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I know it a loose women.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Go and why is that activating?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: As a girl.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Dad, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable away we're talking about
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: women in this way.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Oh well, then I want to talk about loose women,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: all right. I'm out voted.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Girls are girls and loose women are loose women.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: More than one time in my career as a little
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: actor's mama, I have met a father in a casting
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: session and had a relationship.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Literally right there.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Oh quit, like a one day relationship, like a hook.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: I got trussed like a forty five minute coffee in
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: a I call it a coffee and a swirl the.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Coffee, I got it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: You're going to watch this. You call sex coffee and
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: a swirrel.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: No, we actually have coffee. I call sex swirling.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Coffee is literal swirling.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Is if I were to eat on a date, I'd say,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: let's have a meal and a swirl.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: That's right. I like you. You like it?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Pits sailor pits here?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: That's so fine. That's right. So does it make more
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: sense now what grumpiness is to do that? Why do
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: we have to do that again again?
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: So?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Why do we have to think of a happy thing?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: So through it again? So do you want to go
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: through that whole thing again? I'm telling you the book lays.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: It Upose Women was part of it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Copy of the swirl is what I thought?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, how do I get mad? Show me
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: out how am I getting mad?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Okay? Now go think of that happy thing? Would you think?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Happy face? Yeah? Think of something that makes you happy?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: What you mean?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think you see something smiling and you get happy?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I like happy face. I have one in the back
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: of my car. I don't have my car right now
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: because it's in the fucking lot Rentel carca get up
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: a hill. By the way, how are you to get
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: to get up hill again? From Riverside to studio City?
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: You're renting? You're renting? Also, oh, we got it, we
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: gotta fix it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: What's the silliest you've ever seen your kid?
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Car?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Come from? To remember where you came from?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: And by the way, if you don't take the sticker off,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: it's a fee. So what's the silliest you've ever seen?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: They're literally getting mad at me because there's a stick
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: on my rental car. It's like the car nicer this
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: fucking fort Fiesta. Don't let it go. The silliest you've
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: ever seen your kid? I've ever seen you speak louder.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: What's the silliest you've ever seen your kids? Thinking? All
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: our kids are probably so silly because they're little entertainers,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: little jotas. What are you doing? What's the silliest You're
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: just trying to poke your brout your own eyes. I
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. You're disassociated? Was why
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: did you do that?
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: No?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Sorry? One times the bastion of my little daredevil we
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: were playing. He has this little fun dart thing he
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: bought on TikTok that darts any one time, it nailed
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: my eye and so I was just rubbing the place
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: where the metal is. Sounds like you can't hurt, you
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: can't you? Does it feel good? It looks like it
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: feels very good. It feels too good, feels like it
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: touches my brain.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Looks like you're in the swirl.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Literally. So what's the silliest you've ever seen? Your kids?
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, Tatiana did some pretty silly stuff when
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: we were we were on tour on the Little Little
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Pop Stars Dance Around America tour we did last year.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: We hit Cleveland, Ontario, Uh, Paris, Venice, Beijing. Those were
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: looked on Instagram and those are our top five cities. Ontario.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: You saw the parish, So you saw the baguette bit? Yes,
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Oh shoot, Tatiana does the funniest little bagette bit where
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: she she kind of uses it as like a little, uh,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: little little dancer's cane and she in her triangle, her
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Tatiana's triangle all move it up and down like they're
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: on a parade. When they sing their little song Goldfish
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: for the crack of Man, wait.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: No, don't wait, wait, never wait for that. You were
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: about to get it.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: So this song, you have a lot of guest songwriters
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: come in.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Right. I love Goldish. It was really really cool that
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Black Panthers wrote a song for your three.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, I have a really diverse collection
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: of songwriters. They're all on team for Tatiana.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: And really cool we're in.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: From perspective, it's kind of like an all who makes
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the rules.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: It's so silly of her.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Anyway, the Caine bit bag get for Caine was the
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: silliest thing she did in France. The silliest thing she
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: did in Cleveland was uh Fries.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: I love to think she does to the audience participation
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: because all these pop stars I had annoys me that
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: they have the audience participation thing. You have the Sally
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: and you have the the Charlie XCX, the brat the
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Apple Dance, and the Sabrina Carbony.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: What what is Tatiana?
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Do we so well Tatiana's Uh. Tatiana does a little roast.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: So she brings up a kid to roasts huh yeah,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: and she only knows a few words. Uh. So it
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: usually rotates between stinky poopy uh doo dooo and cooties.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: And see how many grown men want to be roasted
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: by your daughter.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: And that's stuff that we're looking into into it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'd love to give you my contact kids. Oh please,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: do you kids?
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: The packing kids? Bop?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I know Sally Bop?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you've been trying to I'm been trying to
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: get a hold of Sally for years.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Well she's fax machine only. Contact Oh, fax machine only.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry being.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Sorry?
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Do you have to do bars in her eyes to.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Talk to her?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: What's the silliest thing you? It's a good question, thank you.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I think I just wanted to know.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: The silliest thing for me it was when the pack
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: got out, because it was they and they went nuts.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: What did they get out from?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Like the house we had just rapped on, We had
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: just wrapped on six Christmas spots where they had to
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: learn to be rollerbladers, and these kids picked up the ship.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: There's sponges. There's sponge. Its sponges on wheels, right.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: And I and I and I said to my nephew,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I went, I'm worried they're on these wheels. I'm worried
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: they're faster.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Well wait a second, now, who's your nephew? And was
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: there such a good question? Why were you talking to?
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Who was your nephew? Now that's why you're a doctor.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I notice things. Who's the next my nephew's a cop?
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, all right, that settles that.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: So what happens when they got loose? They were just.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: No and they just they went out. They crossed state lines.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: These kids, they went god fast.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: How many state lines did they cross?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Three? O?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: My god?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they wanted to go to a fair. They're looking.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: They didn't go through my neighborhood. I want to put
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: spikes out. Anybody that goes too fast in my neighborhood.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: To put spikes out, rolling out swat team traps in
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: my neighborhood.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: You god, because you know what, I'm so chill. Yeah,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I'm a little yeah, and I'm so the opposite, Like,
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: is your kid like a rule breaker? Because the pack
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: they're rule breakers.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: But I'm just chilly.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I was like you. I feel like if I was you,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I would have.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: A harder grasp. I wish.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: I wish Rocky Crockett was a rule breaker. He's honestly
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: very obedient in a way. That pisses me off because
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you're a kid. It's not backing like an
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: old man. But his colleagues are all these you know,
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: seventy five year old kind of like for a studio.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: He's kind of hanging out with the crew.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Got comes back. He tells me, let me tell you
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: this joke. It's called the Ballad of the Leggy Blonde.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, tell you, like, what is this a song?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: So he tells me this story and rhymes that they
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: never heard the Ballad of the leg.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: The ba I would like to hear it.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: It's one of those weird songs from the seventies that
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: they say it's a song, but it's only spoken. It's
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: like Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Gottrie.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, sure.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, he's gonna bother them about this.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Z oh.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Answer that question, you.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Know the harder.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: I will tell you at least doesn't have a great
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: sense of humor. She is pretty, she's pretty standard. But
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: she did one time she took a little she took
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: a piece of paper. It was a it was a coupon,
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: and she she she she flipped it over and on
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: the back of it, she said, no parents allowed, and
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: she put it on her door to her bedroom. Now
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: her bedroom's right down the hall, so I pass it
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: once in a while. She knew i'd see this, and
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: she taped it right at the level where I was
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: going to walk by and see it. And I swear
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: that night after we had a bunch of popcorn and
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: and watch, God, what were we watching?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: It was Gully? It wasn't. It wasn't Fern Gully.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was Fern Gully movie, doesn't matter.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: The Lion, the Witch and the wardrobe.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: No, just the Lion the witch. Is this it's a prequel.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: It's a prequel. It's when they get the wardrobe post
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: credits ad pick up the wardrobe. It's not even in it,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: which is very boring. Was just the witch.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: I walk by that door and I see it and
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: it says no parents, and I just you have these
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: moments in your life, if you're a parent, you just
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: have these moments where you just you shake your head, yeah.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: So is a doctor as a as a psychologist? You know,
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: do you encourage talking.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Just a doctor?
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Just a doctor?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Not?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: It's like, what is your doctorate in again uh in a.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Bunch of different things, mostly UH surgical uh surgical design.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: And hold on a minute, No, because because physically some
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: people some people go to you for therapy, right, some people.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: To go to therapy. Oh, I forgot about the rule
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: that you have to have a degree to be a therapist.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: That literally is a rule.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: I don't believe that. It's definitely not a rule because
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: I've been doing it for years. I've been doing it
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: for years and no one has ever brought it up.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: No one, because I'm dealing with children, do you know.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: But the point is the harder you hold on to them,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: the more they want to get away.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Right, you just shook your head and kept walking.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: You don't want to confront you.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hear the end of that story?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Of course? Why do you start the beginning? You have
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: to keep back such a cliff.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I guess you should always ask for the end of
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: the story.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: For the future. If anyone's such a story, please finish it.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't know. We had to say
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: that it's us the Gang from the show you're watching.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: It's being us and.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: If you want to see us not have weird voices
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: and actually be ourselves and make each other laugh and
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: talk about our real lives.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: You can do that bye joining the patreon.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: I said it all at the same time. You can
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: join the patreon. We have an after show that we
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: do for every single episode where we get together on
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: a theater on Zoom and hang out and we talk
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: about the episode, and then sometimes we watch full episodes
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: of the TV show Mobbed, which is a reality flashbob competition.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: We have so much fun on there.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: We show our real headshots from the past, we tell
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: stories about our lives.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: We had to dance for twelve weeks straight.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I wrote a screenplay about Jesus swapping bodies with a
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: thirteen year old lesbian.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: It's all fun and games over there. But truly, guys,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: if you love our podcast, we've seen that so many
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: of you have been coming to our channel lately, so
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: we just want to say there's an other place that
• 42:06
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• 42:08
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• 42:10
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• 42:13
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• 42:18
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• 42:21
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• 42:23
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• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I was reading the room and I thought everybody was done.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: I swear, you gotta let us know.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: So the next morning we get up. Everything's normal, that
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: it's gone, right, she's taking it off or somebody did.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: I can't prove it with her, and but it's gone.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: And we sit down at the breakfast. We sit down.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: We want the end, but we want it like a
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: little bit like this is literally.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: A hundred times faster than I normally tell this stuff.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: We sit down at the breakfast table. She's having her
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: egg and I'm and I'm having my tea and just
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: a and just a bowl of the stuff. I don't
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: even know what to call it.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Is it cereal?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: It was, it was cereal. I don't like when I
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: was jogging your memory, you seem genuinely surprised to hear
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: the word was.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: That's one of those name. That's one of those things
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I just get a brain fart about all the time.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that stuff with milk.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could never write it. Three meals a week, really,
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: three meals a day.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: No, the sign's gone, And I go, did you did
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: you do anything yesterday at last, and she goes, what,
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: and I go, did you do anything yesterday? And I
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: kind of like motioned like I was drawing something to
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: help her, and she looks at me.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: And goes, No, that's the end, that's that's that is
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: so silly.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: No, because I've learned that sometimes discussing something can just
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: turn the coals and get the fire going again. Sometimes
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: it's okay to pee on the coals, you.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Know, let it go.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I love that, and I wanted to do that, like
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: with my kids when the pack was out and I
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: had to like get a flight to go pick them up.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Which state lines?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: A couple of them and no name? Men?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Well they're going to a fair, so.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Name them?
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Or are you afraid to? Is there something you're trying
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: to hide?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Pitts. I don't think it's wrong to name the state
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: lines and the story. Oh so now I'm the one.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I'll get to the state lines later.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Please, Pitts, listen. It's okay, Pits, tell the state lines.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Get the states off your chest.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Because when I went to go pick up the kids,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: they were so mad I found them, and I don't
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: want them to be mad anymore.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Pitts. It's Okay, it's okay. Take it from her.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Surgical design, surgical.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: And surgical design. Is that a design degree or medical human?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Such a good interior designed surgical Yes, I'm a doctor
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: of surgical.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: It's positively surgical. How do you tie the room together?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: I got a question for the group.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: What's the silly.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Now? What's the silliest? What's the thing you find?
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: What if we talked about us.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Fun?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: If we didn't talk.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: About this is rare? Like my kids are usually in
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: front of the spotlight. I'm I don't think I'm why
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I'm nobody.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm literally never talking about myself. I'm
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: never talking about what's going on in my life. No
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: one ever asks ever, I can see here what's actually
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: going on in my life?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Dede, what's your day? Can you go through your daily routine?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Oh? My god?
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: So usually I wake up screaming right because my bet,
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: my bet is off kilter. I got a tipperpedic, but
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: the left half is broken, so I roll off the
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: I always regularly like a slope, and I roll off
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: and I hit down, and my little kiddies are down
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: there because I'm always fostering kittens six eight in a, why.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: You always fostering kids?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Why? Why are people like you addicted to fostering kids?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Why is that any thing? Everywhere? They're eating so much,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and they're pooping so much all the time. And these
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: kittens always want for me, they'reeling me.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: I barely get me sleep, and then I wake up,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: and then I get to my kids, and I and
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: I and I get my kids up, and I and
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: I get them to work, right because I got to
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: take my son into work, and all of a sudden,
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: I'm all the way in Studio City instead of Riverside.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: So then I'm a Jones on Third holding up, and
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: I put a I bring one of those hoarding us. Yeah,
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I hole up in Jones on Third, next to next
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: to next to fucking Bradford, Okay, and I and I
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: work there, and I bring one of those laptop things
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: that elevates. It's like a desk that you can bring
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: into a coffee shop. And I work there all day,
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: dealing with this lawsuit that I'm going through. It's so annoying.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Please not But anyway, what do you get?
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: What do you How much do you spend every day
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: at Jones Jones?
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Well they know me at this point,
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: and they charged me to walk in, which is so annoying.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: They give I'm the first customer at Jones on Third
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: with a cover. They literally they send a bouncer and
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: they say, we actually have a bouncer now, and I
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: watch them. I go, you're gonna sit back, You're gonna
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: go back and be a chef. Wait, I know you're
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: just a bouncer. And they say, you know, it's forty
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: dollars to get in, and they take it from me.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Then they go back and they trick me every time,
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: and they say, no, this is happening for everyone now,
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: it always only happens to me.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Always only happens to me.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Are you the reason why they put salads in big bulls?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it puts out in the big bowl. Because I
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: was eating from a small bull. I'd bit into it,
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: cut my entire mouth looks the joker.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Why did you eat the bowl?
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: I understand, I understand.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Did you lose the ball? Well, they didn't tell me.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: They didn't specify what was the bull was the salad?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I said, this must all be edible.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Because every time the back is working, it.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Doesn't think answered.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I don't even think we have to dig anyways.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: It it's just it's just a lot. It's just a
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: lot every single day. And and I love my son,
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: I really really really do. But it's it's it's it's
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: hard sometimes.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: I know that when they serve uh, they serve a
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: sandwich on a board, Thank.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: You so much.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: I don't eat sandwiches. The bread float all over the place.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: I look like a fucking blimp on I ate bread.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: It makes me look disgusting. Really, yeah, it's awful.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe have is it? Uh, Celia, I've been.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I do actually think Celiac diagnosis would make happier.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I would love it. It's just fun. But I love
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: my son. The other night, I'll tell you what something
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: was fun for me. He came home.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: He said, uh, the cameraman told me to watch a
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: movie my buddies, and then he said, have you seen
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Based Againstincts? I said, oh my god, these horn dogs
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: are trying to get my eleven year old to watch
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Based Againstincts?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Sharon soon showing her couter to everyone.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: You ever think that maybe you don't want to put
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: your kid in that environment. Maybe like put like I
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: like the pack because they're with each other, right, and
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: they're doing mostly kids stuff like kids bop stuff. Do
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: you feel like you're putting your kid kind of in
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: a weird environment by putting him in an adult job.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: That makes happy? I love him, so I'm my son.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I'm actually speaking No, I don't know. I keep getting
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: cut off and it's driving me crazy.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you have to make hard decisions with your children,
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: even though something they think is making them happy. Sometimes
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: you have to tell them no, you're not allowed to
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: do that. And I do that very often, really very often.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Is which situation?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Which situation?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Which situation?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Say the situation? What do your kid want to and
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: can we get the end of the story on this
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: one too?
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Thanks?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I'd like to in the beginning. Do you want to
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: go straight to the end?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, I want middle first, then and then beginning.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine, that's fine. I like telling a story
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: in a creative and a unique way.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: So we're at the shoe store. Oh cooltore a shoe store.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: We're at the We're at the shoe store. And the
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: guy comes back out and he's like, we don't we
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: don't have we don't have that size. And she's like, well,
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: can I just get the more expensive ones? At least
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: needed new shoes. I said, that's fine, that's my responsibility
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: to help. So we went to the shoe store.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I asked.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: I saw a reasonably priced, paired pair of new balances,
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: and I said, could we get that in a size six?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: And he said, I'll be right back.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, now we're in the end.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: You did this, and I said, I said, no, you
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: can't have the more expensive ones.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Wow, that was gripping. Well it's a lesson, though you
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: understand it's a lesson.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: This is a morality play told in a nonlinear fashion.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: She gets fantastic, she shoeless.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: To this day, she wears, we made we made these
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: little things. We made some things for her. Well, you
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: have to be you have to be uh, you know,
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: financially responsible as a parent, because we don't know where
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: the next paycheck is coming from. Out of a bunch
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: of little things.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: You want the end of that.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, God, I hope you don't work in
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: a subway. People are walking away without bread.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Joke, Thank you so much.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Nobody thinks I'm funny, by the way, I always make jokes,
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: and nobody thinks I'm funny.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I thought that was pretty funny.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: No, one's ever told me I'm funny.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Because you see, like try to try to throw it,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: throw it away more.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll take that note.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Let's say joke.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: You know, if you could go to one place for
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: a vacation, to really get away from the whole industry,
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: and we should do this.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Oh we should. Literally, I just took this great vacation
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: with Sebastian and he Drew Ski invited him to Dubai
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: and so Sebastian I went to Dubai with Drew Ski
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: and Kai Sanat and it was so fun. It was
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: so silly. These guys were like, oh, what are we
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: gonna do today? Why don't we just spend money? And
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, and let's just drive a car fast.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: And I was like, Sebastian, what are you doing? Silly?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: And he's like, mom watched this and he like, who
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: drove his car in Dubai? And I was like, what
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: are you doing? It was just so wild, and it
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: was like, you little prankster. Are your kids morally bankrupt? Huh?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Are you worried that she kid doesn't have morals? What
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: is that your kid needs morals to grow up? Integrity, honesty, mercy.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: He is Integrity, Honesty, Mercy, Mercy.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I Hm, that's crazy, you said that because half of
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: the pack those are their names. I got Integrity, Honesty, Mercy, Jesse,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Jessica justnin oh.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, different dads or like different moms, different that like anybody.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Sailor Pits is the dad of all of the pack.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay. I just the naming convention for exactly
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: half of them felt so different that I was wondering.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: I was just going through some in the first half. Okay,
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I go on a vacation. I'd love to go on
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: a vacation. I haven't gone in a while.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I would love.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: One second.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: The audio listener Sebastian's mother, Lucia, keeps tapping my shoulder
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: while I'm trying to get to a damn sentence.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: He's literally talking and she's tapping on the shoulder. Do
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: you feel like you need a vacation?
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: That's great, So you need a doctor.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I believe, I believe you. I believe the razor blades
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: are fully in your brain.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys talking about.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I think I like, if I went on a vacation,
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: I'd like to go back to Oklahoma, back to that
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: motel where they tied me up, and I'd say, I'm
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: reclaiming this memory.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: They tied you up, the packed pack tied you up.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: How would you reclaim it? Don't you just want to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: forget that?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I would. I would want to go there and do
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: something fun like make chocolate chip ice creamers in the
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: hotel room instead of getting tied up.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Like I would.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would want to replace them, want to go
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: in the same hotel room.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: I don't want to cross state lines without freaking.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: The fuck out. Which state gotta be Oklahoma? We know
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: one of them. We got one and it couldn't be
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: South because that's just Texas unless it went Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: It's one of those.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: And you're LA based, right, so you probably went Nevada.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: New Mexico. I care about the state. I'm like, this
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: is nuts. What do you mean? This is not me
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: singing like it isn't getting what she wants? Good for you?
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: You take the longest route to get to your eye.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: You go round your head when you when you, when
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: you it's your dart?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Am I supposed to do it? How do you guys?
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Just straight up? I would go straight up it would
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: be much so you're you're okay. It looks like.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say what it's what appears to
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: be happening.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Touching a baby. Soft spot looks at what's happening?
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: We guys, you look like you're going somewhere else.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Do it again. Listen she's actually saying something. Be super quiet.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I thought it was something like listen to the shell
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: and hear the ocean thing.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: I think I'd like to go to Hawaii. Really, I
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: think Hawaii would be really fun.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Why.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Well, because it looks like a fun time and uh well,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I never got to try surfing.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Girl could do whatever.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: What you could come surfing to do.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: You can't get surfing. I tried surfing once. Let me
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I got a board rash all the
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: way my whole body.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Everywhere, yeah, everywhere, everywhere, under my boob, above my boop,
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: all of it. Literally literally I had to go to
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: the doctor that said, I've never seen a board rash
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: like this. Guess what malpractice suit? By the way, lift
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: a sponge in meat.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: They got into you. My lawyer said, I've never seen
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: anything like that. That's horrible surgical design. Wait, why did
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: you never get again, Why did you never get.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: A surfing Oh, I couldn't figure out how to look
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: it up?
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Like I couldn't like
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: the you know.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: The all these beaches. They have so many other things
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: going on besides surfing. The se O is crazy for it.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Like if you search Santa Monica things to do, it
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: gives you all this different stuff and it's not always surfing.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: They make it so hard for you to find out.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Literally, that's hard. Defined they're a missus girl dad with
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: a baby, celebrity pop star.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: A missus girl dad. Well, I'm looking for and if
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: you think you might be the missus girl dad, if
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: you might be a girl dad mom, I want you
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: to write me a postcard. Send it to four six
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: seven to three Ocean Avenue.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: All girl dads need a girl mom just gave out
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: his address would be grandma self dogs, yourself, yourself dogs.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Look, if you want to be in love, you gotta
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: take risks myself call me.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: I literally took a picture in my living room once
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: and somebody stole my entire identity.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: No way, my god, you're very hard.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: If I operated at the frequency that you operate on,
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: i'd be my heart would have stopped years ago.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: These things happening to me. I want to go to vacation.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to play a trip to Kissing
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Me Saint Cloud in Florida with my kids, with my
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: kid why not hit or Lando?
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, Kissing Me is much cheaper. But the hotel is
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: a mess. They can't find the reservation. I keep calling
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: them and they keep forgetting it's there, and it's so annoying.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: And my son's schedule is so tough. It's like I
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: want to do a week, but he can't do a
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: week because he has to be back on Wednesdays.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Well, how many episodes do they film?
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Beautiful season?
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Order?
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Network? So wa show that's network twenty four episodes twenty
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: four But that's twenty four weeks.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: Please please take a Netflix job, Rocky, please get ten aps.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Twenty four. You know where I love you go?
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: Well, Alisea and I will take a vacation every once
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: in a while, and we but it's kind of it's
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: something special between the two of us. We go out
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: in the our own backyard and because because truly, vacationing
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: is not about how far away you go, It's about
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: a mindset away. Did you get bored? It sounded like
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: you rolled your eyes, turned away from me and got bored.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: Why are you obsessed with me? I'm listening to you.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: I'm nervous that I'm not gonna hear the ending because
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: you didn't tell if there was an ending?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Do we ask for it? Didn't ask for the forgot?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Is it too late to put in a request?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: I can tell you quickly we will. We'll just take
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: a few blankets in the backyard and we'll we'll set
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: up some food. Uh like a little hard bread.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Uh, hard bread, cracker? A little hard bread is cracker?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: It would be cracker. Oh, nervous saying cracker again?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: So will we goldfish to the crackervent? Wait? Can we
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: please play that right now? Please?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Goldfish for the cracker man, Come on for.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: The honky whichever you want to get. Songs? The other
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: songs your kids sings again, Oh.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, so many. I couldn't even begin to name them.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Ancestral Homeland, Southeast China, me Casa, s sou Casa. It's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: a lot of different writers, melting Pot and Tatiana sings all.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Of them herself.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: It's amazing with her vocabularies, that I think was poopy.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: She sings a song, and then she she does sing
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: she could sing about El Barrio too, so she she
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: has figured out.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: We've really figured it out.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: We've got a lot of stuff going on at Montessori School.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: But goldfish for the cracker Man. I'd like to eat
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: some goldfish, but only if the cracker Man gets some too.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe that's a hit. I believe that's an
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: international pop star hit nominated for the base as the bass.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Can we get the basis?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Can we get the end of the song.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: If I have the file for the bass. But I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: can do the end of the song. Okay, the cracker Man,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: you need the.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: File to sing it. You have the audio, You have
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: the vocal interrupt the ending I just had. I was burning.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's just the vocal tracker.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, go ahead. Can you back it up to
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the bridge, bridge.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Into endge all right, I'll go bridge toed. It looks
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: like somebody's opening up some goldfish crackers in my house,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: but not the kind that you think they are there,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: the kind that are the barbasan flavor, parmesan flavor parmesan
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: play play play play blay blay like Barbisan flavor, Parbasan flavor, yes,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Chef barbised flavor, yes, Chef barbisoded flavor yes yes.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Which was the bridge barbers On flavor?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Goldfish for the cracker Man means you too. Oh wow,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: it's about it's about sharing, about sh I get it.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: It's about sharing. Oh gosh, I'm so proud of Tatiana.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: I should call her.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: She has a phone, she has a fall that's nice.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: But he's got an iPhone. She's an iPhone.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Baby. Sebastian has three phones. When he gets angry, he
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: always wants to throw it on the ground, sucks, smashes
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: all girl like SEBASTIONI what are you doing, little naughty eye?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: The package has an air tag and that's all I need.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: Rocky has a Google pixel to fit him with his friends,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: and like, what do they even do on there? They
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: have some Google pickles chat that that doesn't even come up.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: He sends me a text. The only text I've ever
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: seen comes in purple on my iPhone. I don't even know.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how that worse.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: We have iPhones from uh from Ryan Reynolds Mint Mint Mobile?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Have you tried love? Have you tried by. She did
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: a commercial for Mint Mobiles. She did a commercial. Yeah,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: they were. They were on a German Alta boost. This
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: is no for real.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: This was one of her favorite jobs because she got
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: to work next to Ryan Reynolds and fine, they were
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: uh there, picture, what's a a train. They're on a
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: train and this is he this boy needs to go
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: to school on a train. And he's sitting in his seat.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: He's sitting in his seat and he's you know, he's
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: just doing some work in the morning because he forgot
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: to do it the night before.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: And they make that clear.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Because it zooms in on a little post it that
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: says do this at night, not don't wait till the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: morning of this date. And then next to it you
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: see that it's the date. So he's he's a little panicked.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: He's a little red in the cheeks because he knows
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: he's up against the clock. And the guy who takes
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: the tickets comes by and it's like tickets and you
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: see him go, this is I can't do it as
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: well as he did it, but he goes because Ryan Reynolds'
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: is the ticket. He goes like this and it's the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: idea behind that is, he's upset and we don't know
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: quite why yet, but we think there's a problem with
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: his ticket, and the ticket man Ryan Reynolds goes, I
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: gotta have a ticket or you can't be on the train.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: And then there's a very wide shot of the train
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: from the outside and it's zooming out and you hear
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: Ryan Reynolds goes, uh, forget it, and.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: That's the commercial.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: No, the train keeps going, and then it cuts to
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: the next morning on the train, and we zoom in
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: on the date and the post it has the date
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: crossed out and it says, no, this was actually the date,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: and where she?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Where's your daughter? And how to tie into mint mobile?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: On this commercial, this is all happening very fast. So
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: he crossed that.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: And Ryan Reynolds comes by this time and he notices
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: the situation with the date and the mix up because
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: yesterday actually wasn't the deadline, and and he gets to
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: know that story and he goes, he goes, oh gotcha,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: and you see just out of the corner of their
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: eyes that the camera pans in on a phone and
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: and Ryan Reynolds grabs it up, grabs it up, and
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: he goes and he goes, oh, good choice, because it's
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: apparently a mint.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: And as he picks it up quickly. As he picks
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: it up quickly, the camera comes up with him and
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: over the corner you see a little back of a
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: redhead head woman girl woman girl, and that's that's the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: least But if and she can't you can't see her
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: face in this, But she told me when she shot
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: it she was like with she was on the side
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: of Ryan Reynolds. Wow. Wow, literally iconic behavior. Congrats to her,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I guess, congrats to her.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: I guess, I guess.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They could have used a wig for
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: that basketball on a wig a basketball on a way
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: that wouldn't work. I don't know you'd see the basketball. Okay,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I have to go.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, yeah we should, we should would probably wrap up.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: But does anybody have any exciting projects or your kids
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: have any exciting projects coming up?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, my son is about to My little Sebastian is
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: about to go on that YouTube show where the woman
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: popped the balloons. If they don't want to hook up
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: with you, oh, congrats for good for him? Is it all?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: All?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: All teenagers are all no adults?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: We're just going to see how it works. Well. I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: hope they pop the balloon on him because that's illegal.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: I know it would be so bad.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Next up for the pack, we are doing like miss
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: in Tampa, Florida. I like to keep him sharp, doing
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: like like small.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Are you getting You're getting pinged?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: I think I think they're wearing Lucia. If you ask
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: me what's the next, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: What's next? I just said I wasn't gonna ask that.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask what's the silliest your kids ever?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: I think it's time.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: What's next for you guys? Quick? And say the end
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: of it. Rocky is cam a on the s p's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: this year.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: So that's what one day shooting too.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's a whole new thing because these people
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: are so much taller than he's used to shooting.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: So he has the whole phrase to reframe it, and
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: so he doesn't have any time to do it. But
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: we're gonna walctice at home, and and I'm.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: Dealing with this thing. My neighbors have been in this
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: fucking nasty dispute. But my Christmas decorations, who want me
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: to take him down.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I want me to take him down.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Are they like louder?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I mean it's March. They want me to take him down.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If I take him down, I have to
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: put him up again in three months. It doesn't even matter.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Just leave him up. Let me leave my Christmas lights up.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: It gives me fucking joy.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: I actually think they don't have a ground.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: To walk on in that they don't have a ground
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: ground because that's my land and I can own the land.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: I bought the land.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I actually say that one.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one is right about ten percent of the time.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: But it's just so frustrating because the rest is uh,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: it's it's it cancels it out. Tatiana is going on tour.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: You can come see here in Reno, Nevada. Then we're
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: doing Denver. Then we are doing a new deli. So
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: come on by, buy tickets. And if you're a girl,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: dad mom, hit me up. I already said my address,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: so just pop on it.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Can I just say one thing really quick, A girl
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: with that mom would be your mom. You're looking for
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: a mom?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: No, Well, because the mom with the girl of the
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: girl dad's girl.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: So that's not what you said, handcock, what up to
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: that passion? I'm not doing that much.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: But a lease at Lease will be entering into a
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: new class next week, doing a commercial study class for
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: soup soup walla.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: So the noise that they make when they eat soup class?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Where is that class?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: It's through Leightslee con Okay, getting really specific.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Well you have she's taken everything else, so she's trying
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: to find ways to expand. But soup walle is the
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: the background noises and voices and sounds. They could be
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: anything in a super commercial so like or could it
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: could be slips? It could be like this soup.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: For everything. Nowadays, I didn't even know this joybody know
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: you an actor? You know what I mean?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: Back then, I usual writer. You did everything? You know,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: it's like whatever you do everything you know?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I worked at a restaurant. I did everything in the restaurant.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Now it's like, oh, there's a waders so annoying.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: You're getting pinged?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Do you want to introduce yourself? What? Hi?
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