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Episode 308: Right In The Butt · Not That Serious

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I'm about to end up like Michael, we're still man. It's been for
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days and we're still angry. It has been over one hundred hours and I'm
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still angry. Why the fuck is astral World still? Like? What disgraceful?
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How How do you do world? Not not ast your world? Real
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world? Podcast World? Not that serious world. It's not that serious podcast.
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I'm Michael. It's Elsie Keenan's in the building. M J. Lama
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is still in Spain doing his conquist or thing, being a cheetah girl.
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Uh yep, Aquaneta, doctor aquad That a waff see the Girls album?
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Honestly, where is high school musical? I would rather to get your head
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in the game then, motherfucking whatever? That ship all zach Affron solos on
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every album? What soundtrack could have made? That list soundtrack? The original
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I'm gonna go fucking old school? But super Fly, Yeah, that's one
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of the greatest albums. You want to know what the soundtrack? I would
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listen to the other day Bad Boys too soundtrack? Allow on it? That
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soundtrack Ilo in Fat Joe did his song from that. He did it another
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song where Fat Joe says nigga, but I watch the third Bad Boy before
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the four one comes out, that she comes out next, We gotta I
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gotta go. Yeah, I'm gonna watch that third for that fourth one comes
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out. You gotta watch Bad Boys for life before the fourth one comes down.
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Yeah. I don't know how they did that because they didn't expect them.
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They expect there's no way you think it's got another one of them after
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this they do. I was, you know, I like the third one
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though. You know what album? I was gonna say, a soundtrack game
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Big Mama's House. I mean, don't they got that soundtrack was fire Fire.
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Yeah, listen, if if you haven't seen Bad Boys three, just
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watch the Gemini Man, same movie, what same movie? Take Out?
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Take Out the which aspect, same movie. I kind of see you what
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you're saying. Kind of exact same movie, the same I think everything,
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mmhmm sort of. Yeah. I was very upset. Are you gonna keep
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clapping at this thing? The whole? I'm sorry because because for some reason,
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like even though bugs have all the area to fly around, they just
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want to be in your space. They want to be in your bubble,
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your face, So not a motherfucker gotta die. Sorry if I clapped that
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out for y'all. I got campaigns well. Shout out to Spreaky, Spotify,
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all the mendem there. Mm hmm, Patreon, it's a burp coming
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out. I just gotta wait for it to do a thing. Just make
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sure you're projected away from the mic. I to hear that. No,
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that's crazy, you know, like I said, almost there, but it
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won't come out. I don't like that. You gotta sit there and push
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back. Yeah, well, you got to let the demon out, no,
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Michael, No, Michael, let the demon out. Michael's no,
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I don't know where be a burp snart? Yeah, but anyway, are
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we going to just get right into questions? Or we could because doc wife
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wanted to be in Spain, so yeah, right, it's so different with
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them. I can read them. I can't even do the game. But
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those are questions that m hm. I mean, we could do some of
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those, but if it's not the same, I'm gonna read these, Thank
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God Jesus, Sorry, y'all, I'm gonna read these questions. Uh please,
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people in the comments, don't go never have can't read the questions again?
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Oh my god, where's lamar Lamont? You can't leave. That's what's
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gonna happen. You know it's gonna happen. You know. They love to
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jump on you for anything, for anything. I breathe, Why is can't
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it breathing so loud? You do invite some of it though, I don't
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do anything. Okay, that's mind my business. I do, I really
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do. So we're just gonna go strange questions. Sure, all right,
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bet so we're gonna go with the all right tier three members. Y'all know,
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y'all get priority because y'all gave us all the money, all the money,
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so we appreciate that. So you guys get your questions right. First,
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Which pot member wins a classic lunch style, a lunch table style of
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roast battle. My money is on Cue because I feel like he'd probably be
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the first across the line. Also, we miss Corey call him up for
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us. Q is definitely just gonna hit low early. Yeah yeah, q
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q Q is not even gonna try to No, he's I think he's in
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Florida vacation. Yeah, if he was still in Texas and Texas still still
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eight that's ninety. No, he's only this only hour Texas, only an
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hour. Yeah, there in the middle of California is three. We should
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have done questions. Yeah, I figure out the time. Texas is only
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an hour. That part of Texas in central. Oh okay, maybe San
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Antonio or some ship out that's still central. It's still central. Yeah,
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damn, okay, I know there's definitely a different times on in Texas though.
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Yeah, it's only hour. Yeah, Texas is all one time zone.
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No, there's west Central, Like once you get closer to Arizona.
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Arizona is next to California. My guy, what's that New Mexico get Texas,
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New Mexico, Arizona. Right, it's not mountain mm hmm. Sure,
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I feel like they have Don't ask me, all right, don't ask
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me what's next to each other? But who would win a roast battle?
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Q is a Q is gonna goad? He has two time zones, That's
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what I thought. Yeah, at the end, but it's not San Antonio,
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Houston. Yeah, well san Antonio. It was further out than all
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of them. But but I definitely knew that someone was near the golf,
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the golf of Mexico close towards that. See, I knew what golf he
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is talking about. See, I know my geography. You should yeah,
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c But yeah, anyway, Q was Q. Q is gonna go heavy
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early. H Mike is just gonna keep talking over you, so you can't
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get your jokes out. It's a tactic. Uh, Elsie, Elsie's not
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gonna make no jokes. He's just gonna be laughing other people. He he's
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gonna be laughing at the jokes made about him. I still make jokes,
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but you're right, Corey is gonna bow out. He's like, you're not
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even funny. You're broke. Is gonna pick up something wrong that you said.
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He's like, you're not even funny. Like you're the same guy that
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said this six years if you're the guy that believed in Carson Wentz. Yeah,
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you said crystals is better than either. I'm not talking to you.
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I'm like, all right me, Nah, I'm just gonna start my way
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through it. So jokes aren't gonna hit. So it's tossed up between Q
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and Mike. Yeah, normally the big guys going to win the roast battles
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anyway, mm hmm. That's not me how that goes. Because you do
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that, Oh you're gonna say I'm fat exactly. That doesn't old me at
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all. I'm pervious. They gotta do something I'm really sensitive about. What
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are you really sensitive about? I'm not telling you. You think I would
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use it against you? Absolutely? Yeah, quickly, wow, quickly.
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Why do you think I was like Keenan? Your dark skinned? Well,
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your parents didn't love you. Jesus correct? Why would you? I swear?
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I don't like the way you think of Keenan. It's not what we
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think is what you've seen. Keen has never done anything like Keenan talking a
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third person, because that's what Keenan does. King's read the next question.
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Everybody choose a power. Once you choose your power, the other pop members
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choose the side effects. For example, you have super speed, but you
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have to drink an absurd amount of water after you run. Okay, okay,
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Mine would be the ability to fly. If you stop flying, you
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get AIDS. Why you gotta get AIDS. That's why I choose. It
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can't be as simple as as soon as your feet touched the ground. Every
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time you fly, you get explosive diarrhea every time you touch the ground AIDS.
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But you can only get it once, Like that's not every time every
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time you every time he stops, the ages get stronger. He gets super
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aids after more tea cells. That sounds terrible. I wish you power.
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I might reading minds every time you reminded, every time every time I stop
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thinking, I get ads aide. What's okay? You know what the ability
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to never get you get cancer. There's no way out. Oh my god,
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No said, my power is invincibility. Nobody's invisible for me. Nope,
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nope, that's my power. I went, I went, I can't
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get AIDS, can't get cancer. I win for me. Okay, wait,
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Mike, you said read minds, right, Okay, every time I
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read minds of the people who were talking about you. Now, no,
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every time you read minds. No matter where you're at, you can always
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hear the thirty thoughts. I'll your mother. Well, you can read everybody
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else, every everybody's mind, but you don't got to see your mom.
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But every time you have a thirty thought, that's going to the forefront.
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Crazy. Oh god, Nah, It's like you can reminds what you can
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only remind the people you don't know. Mm, that's fine. I actually
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rather that. Yeah, I don't know what I know. I got a
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peron one. You can reminds. But you can only read the minds of
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children, just stupid. I'm a little butterfly. I'm a little butterfly.
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Stupid. Until you get that one child you talking about ris and streamers all
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day. Nah, until you get that one kid that's sitting there smiling,
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He's like, I want to kill everybody here. Get that institutionalized, and
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get that one that yeah, prison. But you can read mind what you
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can only read the nigga back in hell. Yeah, reading nephews just running
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through the house context. My nephew recently watched the Woody Woodpecker movie and all
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he does is that the Woody laugh. It's so annoying, terrible. What
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I was about to say, We're going to be the superhero you can read
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Nope, nope, so uh no, no, Michael, no, Michael.
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Everybody knows where you went. Every everybody where you're at. Every everybody
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knows where you're at. Everybody, everybody, everybody knows where you're at.
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You don't have to open the door. Don't open the door. You read
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them minds them the trump meanly imagine that. Oh my goodness, horrible again.
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We got you, we got you, we got you. I wonder
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what John Johnson, all right, next question, imagine your paido with a
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hundred other adults, adult human beings. It would you if you can read
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only minds, right right? But you can only read the minds of people
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like like you can read their minds, but only the people who don't speak
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in language you can only like you can hear that. That's a loud of
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language. That's a loud as how you can, but it's in their language.
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So even though what you can hear it, but you don't even know
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what you wouldn't use that power. You wouldn't use it. You have no
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reason for it. Or if you can only read white people's minds, oh
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I love that. I'll climb up the corporate letter so fast, so fast,
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so fast? Only read white minds? Mm hmmmm hmm. Now you
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can you can? Who has an annoying voice? You can only read Asian
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people minds? Who has like an annoying What if? What if you can
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read minds but it's in the voice of Tyrese Hallenburg switching back real voice for
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sure? Where after all that it's Gilbert Godfrey's voice. Why I got chats
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on? I want my juice box. I'm really thirsty. Why won't Mommy
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give me some milk? Oh ye, no thin. But imagine you're a
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pair with a hundred other human beings. You get to pick one thing that
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you get to verse them all at. If you beat a hundred of them,
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you get a billion dollars. What activity are you picking? One hundred
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and I have to reverse them all? Yes, one hundred people DJ battle.
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I guess yeah, because it's likelihood of you know, a hundred people,
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somebody know how to do ja hmmm. I'll take my money in that.
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Mm hmm. You gotta go to spelling me, mike, mm hmm.
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People to be honest. Yeah, maybe, yeah, hundred Just because
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you go to Walmart and pick a hundred people? Can I pick where they?
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Can? I get? No, you can't pick your people target pick.
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Oh, that's rough. The Indian shopping targets. Go to Wagmans cooked,
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Trader Jaws. You think you'll be fine Trader Jails. I might be
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actually whole foods cooked. Aldi. Oh you're running through that. I'm running
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through Aldi Walmart, I'm running lapse. Go to wah wah but just workers,
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yeah, cooking and cleaning. I don't even know what to do a
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hundred people stutter context them. You trt me funny, I can't. I
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can, but I can't make myself stutter. You can't make it. No,
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you can't make yourself stutter. That's not how speech and femanes work,
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you know. It's just you didn't even do it a lot. I don't
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know, but I also know when to stopped myself from doing it. So
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it's like you can, like, do stop it when you think about it.
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I feel it. It's more like a feeling your throat. You're about
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to star. Only brought it up because he brought it up earlier. I'm
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like, okay, I can bring it up now. But me, when
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I get information, I use it against him. Okay, yeah, sure,
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No, no, no, that's cool. No no, no no,
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because the thing that you said against me, you just showed that you're
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willing to do. But it's okay. What am I willing to do?
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Use a weakness for your own game? Well, that's the funny thing.
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I don't think it's a weakness. I think it's an advantage. You don't
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think my stutter is weakness. I think you started better than one hundred people.
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How do you stuter better than somebody? I think you do a good
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job. How do you stutter better than somebody you study better than? I
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just think you have that ability. Don't flip it bit. You should make
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it an insulting mic contest. You'll win the best of them. I actually
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give you more love than everybody else. See, this is what your problem
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is. You say like three mean things and then covered up you do like
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a nice sandw Sure, well, you say a nice thing and then you
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dig me with a dagger, then covered up with we're gonna get better now
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exactly. Yeah, but I still remember the meaning. But nobody ever give
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you nice things. Many times as I give you nice things, I doubt
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that I don't I do, I don't I do. It is because you
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surround yourself with people who just give me loads of mean things, like Xavier.
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In comparison to him, you think you're a saint. I am.
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I'm an angel. Yes, that doesn't like come in comparison. That doesn't
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make you actual one. I give you a lot of good stuff, man,
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the best thing you've ever given. When has they been in this podcast
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ever told you that they love you? None of them, everybody in here,
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I tell you all the time, even M told me. He loved
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me before was he high? That's not important because that's normal. I'm just
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saying. And the best thing you've ever given me is that parmesan bacon range
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piece out there. It was a chicken baking range. That was the best
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thing you've ever given to me. Speaking of that, do you still have
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those pizza dipper jones? This has been gone, bro? Have you ever
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cooked them? Like years ago? Yeah, that was so long ago,
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but it was a huge case like like it was, but the three of
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us split them. It was three of here's me and your next. How
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they turned out for you? They weren't the ones from high school? They
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weren't. Did you know? The moment I saw I tried to make them
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and then it didn't turn out right. It didn't feel right because because they
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looked they did look and the picture they did. But once we got them
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they looked, yeah yeah, and the picture. I was like, that's
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it, that's what we got them. It wasn't. That's not it.
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That's not it. And the thing is now they have pizza crunchers instead of
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pizza dippers, So it's like think of like a dorito shaped like mozzarella stick
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essentially Okay, that's all this. That's pretty much all it is pizza dippers
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because I found another website that sells them at a smaller quantity. Why are
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you just not bringing this up? Fair? I apologize. Have you bought
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said no, I haven't bought any but I was looking at it was about
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to be over. No, No, I would never, I would never,
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no, no, no, I just you know, I just bought
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it. No, no, no, I'll give it to you on part
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I might give it to you now I'll find it. But it was definitely
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like, huh, let me see, I'll take that. You know,
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you know everything it comes from TikTok. Yeah, like they got all the
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old jongs, like clippers off ti top like like, uh hair clippers hit
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the TikTok shop, yep, like you discount, bro. I want to
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start doing TikTok shop ads so bad, but I'm like, I'm not.
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I'm not doing that. Could motherfuckers just be out there lying like especially with
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the fucking uh water pic. Oh yeah, he was like, oh look
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at all that stuff that was in youtoo. Now bit you put sand in
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your mouth and spit it out like what my phone finishing? Ain't nobody doing
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that ship? Bro, who really has tonsilstones? Like just just randomly,
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like just random guy, I bet you got tonsilstones? Use this? No
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the fuck? Hm? I used to watch tonsilstone distraction videos on YouTube and
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when they just push them out. Oh yeah, stones, pimples, grown
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hair, all that ship, all that all I mean I used to abandon
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them ships. So did you watch Pimple Popper? No new things come me?
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Is the teeth cleaning White people with like tartar, that that nasty,
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that should be thick as fun And by the time they cleaned, all their
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gums is receded. So now you see the gaps in between the raw.
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The gums are raw. I'm like, my gosh, gums are raw?
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People really just gonna be brushing their teeth here? Mm hmmm uh no,
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I don't like that one. Yeah, yeah, are you you're still looking
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at Yeah? I'm trying. Yeah, And I'm trying to get another question
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for y'all. I saved it. I'm like, where the hell feeling it
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that they were podcast sounds? Uh uh win? No more bucking weeks wan,
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no more bucking weeks hell? No? Oh yeah what day? Yeah?
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Here? What what what the what the hell? Okay, we ain't
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no more emos ain't no damage means emos damn. That's that nigger. That's
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that's that nigger. I love that sound. That's that nigger. Yeah,
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that's that heed j excuse me speaking Drake. You see two reference tracks is
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dropping of his songs. So now people are like ghost duh, you've always
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known that. But also reference tracks doesn't necessarily mean ghost rider. But when
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it's Drake, you never know. You saw have uh my fucking he used
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the BBL drizzy with the that was that was I don't want to hear it.
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Don't try to like charming your way out of the play into it now
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man, nor lean into it. No. So the first after the first
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listen, I was all right, that was cool, and I wants to
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listen again. I was like, yeah, yeah, I don't want to
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hear it. Yeah. Any I haven't watched Snowfall, No, no,
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never got a chance to. I know, other though, watch somebody question
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Franklin, Uh yes, what is it? All right? So just ben
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Snowfall one of the best shows ever made. My question is who is the
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villain Louis for showing Franklin how to move the rock in the Beginning or Franklin's
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Greed. Mhm, yeah, I didn't watch it. I know the answer.
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No good question, though. I found the website. Let me see
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it. Let me see what they look like. I got a whole bunch
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of old ship. Dude. They have Starburst candy corn. I don't know
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about what ship we never had before. Like, so listen to me the
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other Like last month, I went on a retired candy website. Do you
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know how many candies out there that we had as kids that will never have
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again? I didn't know it. Like, for instance, Starbars candy corn
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every Halloween. I used to fuck them ships up. Just delicious. They
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had the texture of candy corn, but tastes like Starbursts with Bager Nigga cheese
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inside. God damn, hold on, hold on, brother, I'm listening.
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I'm listening. Uh why I feel like I've had that before. I've
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had that before. Also stuck on this Starbirds candy corn. Also Life saving
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jelly beans were the best jelly beans of all time. The Beach of Mama
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Nigga, the skittle gum. I couldn't I couldn't eat it because I was
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just swallowed like a skittles. The skittles, gum nigga. Whoa, but
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I really went on a rabbit hole. Yes, I've never seen ever seen
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that ever. Yes, what what neighborhoods were? You were? You triggered
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treating? He was deep, he was deep in. This looks more like
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it, though, This looks more like what I'm yeah that now that looks
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like home. Right there, that looks like home. Listen, thirty three
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dollars? How many thirty three dollars? Eighteen count it's a little God damn,
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that's like that's the fucking wing prices right now. Paying thirty dollars for
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some wings. I'm saying that that looks that looks like where. That's getting
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closer. That's close though home. Do they do bigger bulk? I don't
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because I know this ship ain't got to be stupid on that too. So
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he's paying fifty dollars for eighteen ship cold for eighteen monzarella sticks. Yeah,
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man, nah, sorry, I'm gonna do it at some point just for
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the love of the game. I have to do it. I have to
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do it has to be done well by them, and let me know how
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that works. For sure. They got pretzel banks in this bitch did you
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find another question? They got the nigga, They got some ship that we
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never had, but I wish we had, motherfucker they had. Are you
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nigga? Breakfast pizza? What? I want to know what that's like?
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It was good breakfast pizza. I never head that. Hell yeah, look
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at this ship. That looked like that looks like a good time. Okay,
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she looks disgusting. I'm not gonna that looks like a good time.
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That actually looked Michael, that looks that looks nasty. That looked like somebody
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took egg whites, put sausage pieces on it, and then put a piece
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of white American cheese on top of it. Melted. It looked good though,
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the hot pocket all right, give it to me, all right,
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okay, so give it to me. Next quest, if you found out
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your child would switch to birth a year after you had them, we'll just
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switch it back or keep it. Yeah, a year, I'm definitely switching.
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I don't even know you. You don't don't even memories, accept them
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bullshit liars from last week. Yeah, I love you, switch random ass
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baby. Yeah, he's not even gonna remember that happened that they have that
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first year memories with the new kid. Okay, and it's gonna get all
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shot when I get two years with the new nigga, won't even remember.
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But what if the new nigga is like asshole crying just non stop with my
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asshole, it's mine. I made this ass Yeah, yeah, I'm not
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sticking with no baby, that's not mine. I'm sorry that hash Brown with
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the Baker egga jeesus, it is it's calling my name right now, not
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right now, but it's in the bookmarks that I ain't going nowhere. You
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know how you have just like your book marks just ship that ship to do,
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ship to do, ship to buy. I got like, it's like
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my bookmarks is two gyms because I gotta find a new gym. Why you
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have wait? Because I was like, it's no La fitnesses around there a
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bookmark on TikTok. No just in my Internet. I'm about to say,
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my man, you over here going on TikTok to find a gym. Speaking
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of the job, are you gonna not yet what I'm done? When I'm
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officially done, last done well when by the time just comes out, I
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wait, I wait, yeah, frust gyms is crazy, Oh my god,
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like Robert wood Johnson. Nigga said, seventy three dollars, Robert wood
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Johnson, right, like, that's the that's a gym, that's a gym.
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It's a hospital. But he has they do gyms too. Seventy three
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dollars, Nigga, Team eighty five shaty something? Yeah, oh yeah,
31:08
they got a pool. Yeah, but who the fuck do what's the what's
31:11
the football player name? I Forge the dame? Really huh, that's people
31:17
right? Who the fuck do he think he is charging all that goddamn money?
31:22
He played for the Bengals, right with that Browns. Where you got
31:26
the the indoor turf, you got the basketball court, you got the gym,
31:29
you got the pool. I don't even fuck you. Hey, you
31:30
tell your cousin, whoever the fuck is fobably your cousin and he the calm
31:33
the fuck down because that's unacceptable. Team eighty five does not mean team eighty
31:40
five dollars. I'm off tide for that. Nigga's charging. He got some
31:45
black ass nerve. I mean, look at everything in the day unless unless
31:49
you give me a discount, then I'll take big. Anythink I just said,
31:56
yeah, any fine, Nigga hung right up on that white bay that
32:04
was darker than me. I mean, where's that boarding towns? Like a
32:10
little passports, Yeah, right off of one thirty. Yeah, I've never
32:14
been. It looks nice, it's outside. Sure better really rady five of
32:22
them big ones a month. I a better get some eucalyptus some ship,
32:28
like did they have that? I've never been. They got a muther pool
32:32
in there now is what's it called a lot though not la life lifelifetime,
32:37
lifetimes, one fifty lifetime. That's there. People that pay that need to
32:42
be checked because ain't not wearing hell know, way in hell. That's truly
32:45
for the rich. A fuck that. Some people don't mind, you know
32:51
what, you know what some people like pay convenience people pay for that niven
32:55
Us the gym because they got like a little water park outside. I don't
32:58
mind people that pay for because like if people go to the gymnast their lifestyle,
33:02
that's a luxury that you pay for. But a big back Black myself,
33:06
who I know is not gonna utilize it that much. I ain't.
33:09
I'm not pissing my money away. I'm gonna take that money and go to
33:13
McDonald's. I'm not pissing my money away. I can get I can get
33:23
a big mac, make me chickens, honestly, and you know, the
33:28
McRib has got to be coming back around the corner. So Nick peters good
33:35
and if you can't appreciate the quality of the McRib you can get out of
33:38
my car. It's great stuff, great, he said. He's like,
33:44
Peter, Peter, we're gonna put this video that we're talking about and probably
33:49
the discorder something so that y'all can understand. He's like, hey, Peter,
33:52
can we get something to eat? I'm really hungry? Oh shit,
33:55
ah good son. He's like, Harry, Harry, I brought your morning.
34:01
I watch Morning and mid Lunch mcribs. Hey, Peter, what do
34:10
you know about the McRib? Well, see, the McRib is a pork
34:15
sand was created and operated by the fast food international company McDonald's brought in order
34:22
bought on the menu in nineteen eighty one, with testing soon after in nineteen
34:25
eighty three. After poor sales, was then reintroduced to the menu and pedioch
34:31
periodic and multiple times a year. I get waited a bun. I'm watching
34:38
that shit again, a super nigga. Oh my god. He's like I
34:43
was shit right in a week. He was like, he's like, what
34:45
are we gonna eat? He's like, let's get mc ribs. He's actually
34:49
are more partial to the big man. What you shut your goddamn mouth right
34:54
now. You mentioned that. He said, there's a fucking whopper, there's
35:01
a McDonald's family. We eat the mcrip. This is the greatest four minutes
35:07
that you'll ever spend. Oh my god, are you going to alter your
35:14
dns? And everything tastes like taste bust everything it tastes like a MiG rip.
35:36
H mcgribb is a barbecue park sandwich created and operated and sold by the
35:42
International food chat fast food chain McDonald's. I'm sorry, go ahead, but
35:52
as I was saying in my in my bookmarks is two gyms, uh bookmark
35:57
for a dispensary, purchase a bookmark for the book that I'm about to buy
36:02
a bookmark for a library, and might go get a library card huh so
36:09
because no, because it's an app called Libby, Like if you have a
36:13
library card, you can read books and audiobooks through the app for free.
36:19
So I might try and just get a library with pay. I think my
36:22
library card was virtual. I mean, if I can, I'm gonna see
36:27
if I could just do it without having to go there. But a lot
36:29
of places say you got to go there to get a library card, which
36:31
is a painting a right the street. I mean there's one right there in
36:35
the city too. That's h it's in the good part. It's in the
36:43
its in the historical downtown part. More books, the's more. It's I
36:47
just think you need to have a library card in general. But it's like
36:51
you can on the app you can borrow from books all across the globe or
36:54
whatever whatever. But I wonder when I stopped using my library card that that
37:00
blue card, remember my nigga, I had to be I can't remember last
37:07
time I've been in the library. Library that wasn't on It wasn't on a
37:10
college campus. Remember we actually the library. We actually have to read books
37:15
to do reports. Like some of the last book I remember reading was Hatchet,
37:21
and I didn't read that whole thing. I think we talked about that.
37:23
I think the last book I read was like but not buddy, educated
37:37
people listen to the last book all the way through, all the way through,
37:42
because I know college had to read mind com you had to read that.
37:47
Yeah, I took I took a American history a journey. Today.
37:54
We read about the book today, we don't read about our letter. See,
38:07
somebody said, I forget where this question was. The girl said,
38:08
how come they never told us Hitler's first name? Bro, I've never wanted
38:15
to reach into a phone and slap somebody so hard. Bro Hitler's first name
38:20
or no, she said, they never told me Hitler's last name. Yeah,
38:27
you fucking more wrong. You just said it, you fucking monkey,
38:30
fucking orangutan. Yeah, I'm not gonna go that far. But as far
38:35
as reading books, I haven't read a book all the way through a long
38:37
time. It might have been like, yeah, there's been a long time.
38:39
Okay, uh, where you guys still answer questions if you get a
38:44
certain amount of followers on social media? Of course, we know we're gonna
38:46
act like you niggas do not exist. This is actually one of my favorite
38:52
segments. So yeah, yeah, a lot of our viral moments come from
38:58
you all asking us question So keep asking us questions or good ones. Yeah,
39:05
now we need a podcast, you know, I just I just started
39:07
following, like officially following ships and gigs. Bro, that niggas is living
39:10
lavish. Well, they're on tour right now. I know. I'm trying
39:15
to get the muffu. It's finding one of my emails on my dms.
39:17
We got a link with them. We gotta go to one of these shows,
39:22
a show with horrible decisions. Really, yeah, boy, the motherfuckers.
39:25
It was wildly bro Yeah yeah, your dick suck, but in a
39:30
British action. It's funnier when they say when it suck on my cock love
39:37
we had a chance. Mm hmmm he fumbled. Oh yeah, yeah,
39:43
he definitely fumbled. It's all right. Would you ever make a gofund me?
39:50
I just feel like I have too much pride for that type of begging,
39:52
or maybe I'm afraid nobody would donate. It depends on what it's for.
39:57
Yeah, it depends on what it's for. I would do it if
40:00
I necessarily, like if I had to, but obviously it would take a
40:02
minute, like it's gonna take me being a rock bottom, like I have
40:07
no choice. I gotta go through some options. I got to exhaust a
40:10
lot of options before I go that. There's no way that that's my first
40:14
Yeah, the first thing is never going to be start to go fund me.
40:16
Yeah, all right, first thing to do beg no no no,
40:24
sorry, I beg Nigga's on in person before I beg on the internet.
40:30
I agree, Mmm no no no no from cm mhm. I never understood
40:38
the concept of picture people without pants when it comes to public speaking and old
40:44
movies and shows. Trying to diddle the audience all at once in your head
40:50
is crazy. Nobody said, like, you see you see, you,
40:54
horny ass nigga. You went from imagining people out there pants are like,
41:01
we didn't go that far. It's picturing them without pasts, so you see
41:06
them as vulnerable, so you don't feel as vulnerable. You feel comfortable because
41:13
in your mind they're more like vulnerable than you, You horny ass, weird
41:17
ass nigga. Nobody suggested, no, if I picture everybody, nigga,
41:22
I'm gonna get hard and then I want to up Piers. My WEEI's gonna
41:28
get bloody and swolled up. There's no way I can speak with all this
41:32
blood rushing to my cock. Jesus Christ, how could I do this?
41:37
How can I participate in this debate when my weies all stiff, this blood
41:43
in it. I'm supposed to make points when I'm pointing at people. How
41:51
am I supposed to do a counterpoint one of them when my pee wee was
41:55
in gorged with blood? Oh what, I'm supposed to talk about the negative
42:07
effects of dropping the Adam bomb in Japan? But mother fucking cockers rock ord,
42:15
I'm pitching a TV. This is a dumb question. Just gonna get
42:24
how am I supposed to talk about the economic boom in the nineties and it's
42:29
booming in my pants? Go ahead, just get it out. I don't
42:38
have anyone. I don't have anyone. Sure, yeah, all right,
42:45
this is back from February. Would you rather be fingered by? Talk about
42:52
the North American trade? And I'm so fucking erecked? All right, that's
42:59
it. I'm good. I know he wants to. I know he wants
43:01
to. I'm I supposed to talk about? Was? What was that?
43:13
Nope? That Mike interrupt just showed me that I did. I did the
43:17
reason for me? Please no, please, please, I'm done. I'm
43:21
done. Would you rather? Would you rather be fingered by somebody who just
43:25
got finished eating hot wings? Or bite that for your own pinky bight off
43:30
my own penky who's asking. This is what I'm saying. We don't have
43:36
to That's why are you tired of scrolling? You was tired of scroll?
43:45
Would rather get fingered by somebody that just ate we have penises in your butt.
43:54
That's how we y'all seed. The clip of the dude that was on
43:58
Wheel of Fortune writing but right, no, right the butt. No,
44:07
No, he was like he was just no. The girl next to she
44:14
was like, bro, he was so horny. He completely ignored that the
44:19
first four boxes, it was only four of them. Bro, right right
44:21
at the five liter right in the butt, nigga writing the hell No,
44:28
nigga, take your but that might be all right in the butt. No,
44:35
actually, you nasty ass nigga. That's that's the title. When the
44:44
right in the butt, right in the butt, right in the butt,
44:50
right in the butt. Yeah, what's at the end? No, No,
45:00
Jesus Patch Jacqueline his face of what that meme? Eddie Murphy, he
45:15
was shover this ound like it's daytimegas, a family show. Family's watching this
45:23
ship. You just said that one right in the butt. You thought we
45:28
were gonna this show has been on for forty years. What phrases that?
45:34
What was that name something you do at the mall right in the butt?
45:43
No, yeah, this horny glogg was on bro. He couldn't see nothing
45:45
else. My nigga saw two tea's r and a being went crazy. Oh
45:55
Jesus uh to what happened to the good the good old thought next door?
46:01
I know, yea, I ain't finish it that. How about this?
46:07
How about this? We'll bring we'll bring it back. We'll do a poll.
46:13
We know a lot of y'all want to hear us read that again,
46:15
so we will. We'll do a poll. It will probably win overwhelmingly.
46:21
We we did a Patreon episode nothing but reading it. Mm hmm yea that
46:30
go out? Yeah, yeah, it was me reading maybe was it?
46:36
Maybe we'll do another one. We'll definitely do Yeah. Like you know Currency
46:40
has a THC soda does he very own brand? I'll try to soda existed
46:50
they got. I just seen when they got TC beer what mm hmm cross
46:54
faded mm hm oh they got all different types of TC drinks. Ship.
47:00
I'm glad I'm not drinking no more because I just saw they got Arizona iced
47:05
tea is hard whoa, yeah, I've seen that. I was like well,
47:09
so I recently just had I recently just had the spike Mini mat.
47:15
I'm glad ones No, not it, not it. I know that Arizona
47:22
hard has gotta be. I know I need strawberry. I know I am
47:28
your man, gun all of them. Please, you can go ahead and
47:34
buy it alcohol. I'm not the alcohol man. I just have alcohol.
47:38
Man, brother, you passed the nigga store. I'm I'm still drinking.
47:51
Those would be trouble like I would be for local trouble. Oh Jesus,
47:54
if they taste the real, like the actual thing, That's what I'm saying.
47:59
Nuts. Yeah, whoever came in with that. Let's put caffeine and
48:04
alcohol and the same thing. Sure, it's like that logan Paul drink.
48:14
Don't they have a No, they don't have an alcoholic version of that fluid
48:22
you're drinking. Hank killed juice? Dug it dug what? Uh okay?
48:35
Uh I don't did we read this question? Uh as man. I feel
48:42
like I'm not the only one who's done this, but I've never opened up
48:45
about it, so hopefully I'll find out too. Am I wrong for spinning
48:49
on her back and kicking her out? If you know you know. I
48:52
mean if the ship wasn't hidden, Yeah it wasn't. Hey, man,
48:59
I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah, it's no somebody.
49:00
It wasn't this question. It was something similar. Do you have to
49:04
spit? That's what I'm saying. Like, but what do you do?
49:07
Though? You You got to make it seem like something happen, something happened.
49:10
Well, if you're wearing a condom, you can act like you nut
49:13
it and then throw the conrad away. True. True, But if you're
49:17
not wearing that, let me say, you pushy whack, thanks for wasting
49:27
my time. This ain't working for I'm sorry your hot dog down a hallway,
49:31
bitch. I ain't gotta be a hot dog in the hallways, just
49:35
saying we ain't working for you, you fucking hair of desert. Uh okay?
49:47
Like why why why y'all really be asking some some obscene asked questions?
49:54
Bro Boy and them just be skipping through these. I have no clue what
50:01
that is. You know what you want me to It was that ridiculous?
50:07
Would you rather smoke crack before every family function or lick every doorknabb you ever
50:12
use? Smoking a crack? I don't go to a lot of family I
50:17
might do the crack. Smoking a crack. Linking door knobs is crazy.
50:22
Doing crack is crazy. You know, it's crazier looking people's hands. I
50:27
feel like you'll probably do that regardless if you licked door knobs. Do you
50:32
don't think crackheads lick door knobs? No, I don't think. It's just
50:37
not a factit cracks, So you don't think that they licking doorknobs. Like,
50:44
look at doorknobs now, granted, I don't think that those on the
50:49
same level. Yeah, I'm only doing it before family functions and your family
50:53
to be functioning. I mean, yeah, but function your family definitely functioned
50:59
only before that. Well, now y'all think y'all confused my family with being
51:01
home with functioning. Niggas are just home. A family function is like my
51:07
birthday. But yeah, ship like that. Yeah, someone of this cracked
51:13
like four or five times a year. You only do family function four five
51:16
times a year if that. And now you're getting extended family, so now
51:20
you gotta yeah that atupper family is mad wrong far away, so that you
51:24
gott at least add two three more right there, and you can do that
51:28
trips. Either way, you're gonna be doing crack in front of her father.
51:31
You can be cracked up in front of that man. Hey man,
51:35
you used to sell crack. Oh he was that guy. I don't know
51:38
what motherfucker I sell. It might help weight loss maybe, oh definitely crack.
51:57
Uh that this's great, Cardio, I heard what. I'm sorry.
52:05
Back the suppresse, well, Vito started losing the weight and he was like,
52:12
I tell you know, there were so backwards. It's like because they
52:15
thought when they found out Vito was gay and video was very fat and he
52:20
lost a lot of weight in the season before they revealed that he was gay.
52:23
He was like, you know, he was like, hey man,
52:25
sudden weight loss. And then Pauli was like, eight, that's the only
52:30
way he could have lost weight. Oh jesus, this show is so actually
52:37
funny. Actually, it's actually very hilarious, Like this one time the nigga
52:45
killed his fucking dog because he was high on heroin and he sat on the
52:50
dog and killed it. It's one of my favorites, Like that scene when
52:57
he was my favorite at the funeral, he just started rating just about nothing
53:02
at the he was because he was high off the smack just highest fun.
53:10
Yeah, shows, it's a great show. How many season was six six?
53:16
It's not a lot, but it's a lot of episodes, right,
53:19
it's like thirteen episodes season hour long. Yeah, I watched great show.
53:27
Great, great show. Age When when they are introducing me gay, he's
53:35
like, guess what fetos for four years? An ass muncher? What?
53:40
Hm? Uh? So we have a listeners obviously he was doing the catching
53:45
out the Jesus Christ listeners obviously have haven't been listening. Uh. They say
53:53
keen ain't have a job and had nothing to do for all the excuse me,
53:58
Kenya ain't have a job, had nothing to say for his week for
54:01
a year, I've been watching movies, shows, animates and starting businesses.
54:06
How lazy is that, nigga? How long ago was that the fourth of
54:12
this month? Yes, this nigga hasn't late, brother, he hasn't.
54:17
I always say listening is fundamental. I've talked about working in the past few
54:22
months to use your ears, big man. Listen, listen. I understand
54:27
we had a great run. It was a great but it's over now.
54:30
It's all right. We got to move on. Jobless Cannon is no longer
54:34
it doesn't exist. It's okay, and hopefully we should be happy we got
54:37
We are happy for our brother, Yes, exactly. And just because even
54:43
if I was jobless at that time, I was moving, I was doing
54:49
any and everything living. I wasn't in the house. I went on like
54:52
six seven trips during that time. So yeah, starting business. They don't
55:00
know where all that money was coming from. Huh, I said, I
55:01
don't know where always black bro, because motherfucker, I've been working since high
55:07
school. I had brand. You could have been starting to business. You
55:10
couldn't start LLC. Then I could have had an LLC. Then went to
55:16
a C Corp document and had the cdo just thinking at four x right,
55:23
man, Ah, I'm successful, I'm successful. I will be great.
55:39
I will be great. I will get money. I won't get money.
55:43
Patrendering pay to fee, like like I gotta pay when do we start trading?
55:50
H pay to fee? You see, we had the niggas locked in
55:52
the closet. We get to pay the fee. I had the baby in
55:58
there. Grind. Oh my god. The people people just looking back at
56:05
the people did it just looking back at it. It didn't happen like you
56:10
know that ship and also that you should be here. Oh to wake up
56:17
now, niggas, wake up now, wake up now. I'll never forget.
56:22
One of our boys like hit us up about that, and we were
56:24
just like, what the Yeah, I'm happy. I don't never get when
56:30
being in froend of my boys and cons. He was about to get some
56:31
ass like the one the girl. He's like like, oh, yeah,
56:36
you should meet me in the library. It's a fucking wake up now precent.
56:40
He talked about to get some cheeks autobiography. I mean he thought like
56:44
he was like, you know, he was trying to line it up,
56:46
like he thought he was about to go in there and line it up.
56:50
Nah, nigga, it was a fucking wake up pretty much. What she
56:52
was trying to say. She don't broke niggas herself. Yeah, you know,
57:02
it's another scam. It's the niggas who uh they try to be.
57:07
They try to like they're part of an energy company, part of an energy
57:12
company, energy companies like uh, they trying to like it be an alternative
57:16
POC and G or something like that. Oh yeah, you know what I'm
57:20
talking about. Yeah, that's another scam. I don't know because I know
57:25
niggas who went from that to wake him? Now, it's not trying to
57:31
get a real job, but anything to not work. Well, I tell
57:36
you it's not even not work. It's trying to get the fast, quicker,
57:40
but it's quick easy money. Yeah, never works. Let's hit the
57:45
lottery and it was your first time ever playing it. If your spouse had
57:52
it much money as Kanye and let you use it for wherever you want,
57:55
would you let them treat you how he treats his wife is the trus wife
58:01
exactly? We don't know before half nugga just makes, she makes, she
58:13
wears weird outfits. That's about all we know, Kim. That's that's that's
58:21
all we know. So sure you could be living at She could cook really
58:27
well for that nigga. She might, she might. I doubt it,
58:30
she might. You know. Ruby Rose, that's the uh, that's the
58:37
one day in no I was thinking, who's a girl that'll be making everything
58:39
scratch? Oh ye, Ruby Rose making spaghetti for Drew Sky and was using
58:47
ketch up as the tomatoes. No, you'll miss that. That was all
58:57
you missed that Ruby m hm, how do y'all bett? That? Ain't
59:07
no fucking way ruby. I don't even want to look this up. Was
59:15
this this was just reason this was like last week. Hm, what was
59:23
she making? She was making a nigga spaghetti and she had like the meat
59:28
and you spaghetti night, bitch. That is meatloaf, meat loafing noodles.
59:39
Wow, that's why he's losing weight or the girl Norish Smith Smith, Yeah,
59:45
that's why Juicy was losing weight. He ain't eating, not that nigga.
59:51
He's just not eating what she cooking. What would you do the girl
59:54
making you cooking? I'm popping her. I'm popping when spooing back move move
1:00:01
move If she said we're eating spaghetti and already know I don't fuck with spaghetti,
1:00:07
and I see her grab ketchup wooden spoon, I nah, nobody needed
1:00:14
that. It's torture now, because what the fuck are you doing? H
1:00:21
what? Hmm? That's that's our last that's our last encounter. Can there's
1:00:27
there's jars in the yeah, ketch up. I don't even think spaghetti sauce
1:00:34
ghetto niggas do that. I don't think. No, I ain't never seen
1:00:37
because you can get a big ass thing that fucking spaghetti sauce for for three
1:00:42
dollars, might cost more to put ketchup in it. Tomato ketch behinds hass
1:00:52
to animal. That's neanderthal ship, that's sub human ship, that's fucking missing
1:01:00
link ship can catch it. Bro Okay. Once I moved into apartment with
1:01:08
a shower instead of a bathtub, I immediately missed the bathtub because where where
1:01:14
else am I supposed to lay when I'm drinking throwing up all over myself?
1:01:16
You ever missed something when it's gone? All of it? Yeah? If
1:01:28
every time it's gone? Hey, man, if you had to pick a
1:01:30
spot to chicken, mmmm, why won't you come back? Please come back?
1:01:37
Chicken snacking? Right? I miss spicy chicken tenders, the mother fucking
1:01:42
chicken sandwich at Burger King before they brought the chicken break it back. No,
1:01:46
the chicken nuggets for the little spicy chicken, little chicken fingers, yeah,
1:01:51
the little chicken good, the chicken frown chicken tenders like they were.
1:01:57
That was their chicken nuggets name. Speaking of chicken, raisin cane so mid
1:02:07
so mid why? Why is? Why is? And the raisin cane sauce
1:02:13
isn't even good? I think it's all right. I like it. Well,
1:02:16
it's just their honey mustards banging anything tastes banging with fucking unseasoned chicken.
1:02:23
That's I think that's the point. Though you use the sauce, Oh bitch,
1:02:28
make good food. If I got to sauted up, the food not
1:02:30
good. The best thing there was the fries. I an't gonna hold it
1:02:36
in that. And I don't do crinkle cut. Why I just don't like
1:02:39
crinkle cut fries because he's a grown ass man. I like what Michael said.
1:02:45
But the Texas Toast, the Texas Toast was they only toast one side.
1:02:52
They only toast one side. Who gets toasted one side? What?
1:03:00
I haven't tried it yet. I'm very reserved because I heard two bad reviews
1:03:06
just from the people in this room. Now I gotta try to the other
1:03:08
place. What's the other place, Yeah, Freddy's. I tried to get
1:03:13
the frozen custard. Mm hmm shakes. I'm trying not to. I told
1:03:20
you I found a mother fucking island way. The Island Way. I eat
1:03:22
sowerberry shirt. Yeah, oh my god. The little soap raised in the
1:03:29
cup and I hate everything coconut so but it's more like it tastes kind of
1:03:31
like Vanilla's. I had the lemon one mougaism was a nice little second runner
1:03:42
up, but a mango miss though, a strawberry custard mm hmm missed though.
1:03:52
I haven't had readers in a minute either. I got reached the other
1:03:55
day and I sat in the parking lot by myself and ate and that felt
1:03:58
great about it. Living life. I got me a guava passion fruit.
1:04:02
Uh, Blennini not Blenini. What's the thing with But it's mixed. Yeah,
1:04:12
it's a shake. I don't want that. That's too much. I
1:04:16
like to keep my layers separate until it gets to the part where they're touching.
1:04:19
And that's the only time I wanted to touch. Okay, But yeah,
1:04:26
I felt great about it. I don't like that arena that the Sixers
1:04:29
used to play in Spectrum. Say what you want, we like what we
1:04:36
like we I mean everybody, not go to speaking for his people. Go
1:04:46
to water ice flavor, Go go to water ice. Oh. I like
1:04:51
the cherry cherry. It's probably if I had to choose to, probably be
1:04:58
green apple. It's green Apple is clutch for the longest time. For the
1:05:03
past few years, it's been sweetish fish because that's damn delicious. But I
1:05:11
might be switching over, Like green apple would be a close second. I
1:05:15
would go by now I'm kind or blue raspberry. Blue blue Raspberry was a
1:05:19
long time number one. Green Apple is starting to come up now. I
1:05:23
usually get them mixed together, green apple and blue raspberry, like like layers.
1:05:29
No, never like a mix, but like a layer, like,
1:05:30
yeah, very delicious. I still be buying the fucking water ice cups.
1:05:35
Mango mango. Mango's good too, classic, Yeah, I can't go wrong
1:05:43
with that. Mango's one of those things where I don't like the fruit,
1:05:45
but I like mango flavor, things like mingo fruit. Mm hmm mango for
1:05:51
me. Well, here's the thing, I don't know. I'd be pretty
1:05:57
sure out like I'll drink a mango smoothie, but I won't eat a mango
1:06:02
if that makes sense. So like, if you blend it up, I'll
1:06:08
drink that, but not I won't eat it. Tastes the same. Yeah,
1:06:15
don't judge me. Okay, the black people, they got a kool
1:06:19
Aid flavor. Now I'll try the cool flavor. I mean, I don't
1:06:26
I'm on board. They've had that a piece of wing, steaks and things
1:06:29
for years. Slushiesh slushies. I've been in pieces. I haven't been that
1:06:38
spot in a minute. I haven't been there either. I might go tomorrow.
1:06:43
While it sounds like a good idea to me, I might go tomorrow.
1:06:47
Where we're at Okay, your significant other gets kidnapped, you pay the
1:06:55
ransom, and now you have to go get them thirty minutes away. Do
1:06:59
you listen to me on the way? And if you do, what are
1:07:01
you listening to? That probably be like one time I'm not listening to music
1:07:06
because I'm so focused on what the fuck I'm about to do. I still
1:07:10
might put on that. I still might put the car hold you. I
1:07:15
still might put on some too because my ad d somebody like, yeah,
1:07:20
just silence, I can't think it, you know, for really, you
1:07:23
don't drive in silence? No, I sometimes I do, sometimes on very
1:07:28
rare occasions, like if I've never I never dropped more than fifteen twenty minutes
1:07:33
silent. I've done like a whole car right home multiple times in silence and
1:07:39
just and nothing but my thoughts. I can't even get dressed in silence.
1:07:45
Mm hmm, Like I gotta have a podcast playing on YouTube. I have
1:07:48
something going. If I am listening to music, you know it's the fucking
1:07:55
Astra World. I sure ain't that. Nah. If I'm going to something,
1:08:00
Dad, I might put on that Almighty Social too, that intro crazy.
1:08:05
I might listen to gospel music. I'm listening to Thriller, Yeah,
1:08:12
damn sure. Not listening to the Blonde. No, no, I don't
1:08:15
know listen. I don't know what blond didn't do anything to you. It
1:08:18
shouldn't be number five, but sorry, going back? It should going back
1:08:27
twenty five, thirty, twenty five, thirty, forty five, fifty or
1:08:30
fifty. We can talk. Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's be
1:08:34
Chane of Orange. Yeah no, I won't argue I did so. I
1:08:44
don't even like Forrest Gump, but I'll still I do. That's a banger,
1:08:47
yeah, yeah, so it's so buff, it's so strong and had
1:08:57
the whole dance for that ship. This sounds terrible, but I was listening
1:09:02
to Twelve Years of Slave on Apple Books and I decay. I decayed.
1:09:05
Why this made me think of the pod, Probably because Mike listens to all
1:09:09
the audiobooks. Then it remind me of some of the beatings I got,
1:09:14
the beatings I got as a child with extincts and chords. I know Keenan
1:09:17
probably was horror has horrifying stories. Does anybody have any funny stories from a
1:09:23
beating or punishment received as the fun well, Mike, though, mm I
1:09:27
do. I don't think. I don't think any real beating story is funny.
1:09:36
It's only funny in hindsight. No, be real quick, real quick
1:09:44
summarizing. My mom did this trick where she was married, but she told
1:09:46
me to take go take a bath. So my dumb ass, I'm thinking
1:09:49
I'm in the bath. I'm getting out, thinking I'm in the clear because
1:09:53
she didn't beat me right there on the spot. So I come out with
1:09:56
the towel on, ready to go, and she comes out of nowhere like
1:09:59
ha and like she has a belt in her hand, like immediately then I
1:10:03
know it was about to go down. Drop my towel. I'm running around,
1:10:06
ass naked, wet, running through the house avoiding my mom's belt strikes.
1:10:13
Get in my room somehow, I'm I got on top of my bed.
1:10:16
I'm jumping trying to move stick and move doves. She's just swinging the
1:10:20
belt wily mind you, I'm naked until she connects pat she hits me right
1:10:27
on my fucking six year old penis. I collapse immediately immediately, and I'm
1:10:36
crying my eyes and I'm crying, and it was so rough that it was
1:10:42
the first time and probably the only time my mom apologized for like me.
1:10:45
She's like, she's, oh, I'm so sorry, baby, because she
1:10:48
like she's the one, I think where she's swinging a belt where it's not
1:10:54
just in a loop, where she's just swinging the whole belt like Indiana Jones
1:10:57
with a like a fucking not around my niggas he can't type motion. And
1:11:03
the tip of that ship hit the tip of the belt hit my tip and
1:11:06
it was over drop to the knees. I didn't even have a penis,
1:11:11
and I we shoot me right, my little evil. These niggas were they
1:11:16
say, when you're wet, I'm gonna whoop you because because I want to
1:11:21
sting because it hurts more when yeah, yo, I want to. I
1:11:27
want you to build that sting film a layer of stinging film. Mm hmmm
1:11:34
crazy. My vocabulary has improved since watching You Guys, Thank You. It's
1:11:42
more towards Michael, but yeah, glad, we can help appreciate your shouty.
1:11:48
What happened to intern? Intern Homie Kwan? Did you absorb him?
1:11:54
What do we boo? Yep? Now, my man just he's a college
1:11:59
student, I know right now though, I think he's down with Yeah,
1:12:02
yeah, he's down nice pushing melons. Uh. If y'all were power rangers?
1:12:14
What color would each one of you be? My list? Elsie Red?
1:12:19
Are we serious? Okay? Elsie Red, Mike blue, Keenan green,
1:12:27
Lemon, yellow, Q black, m J purple, baby Q silver,
1:12:33
Corey gold, Adam white for heaven. I guess so then that's the
1:12:42
one that died. Adam, my friend Adam. Yeah, no, they
1:12:46
said the white range, right, Yeah, then you don't want to the
1:12:50
white numbers, I mean colors is random? No, what rage was?
1:12:58
The age was the he was white and green and as he was white,
1:13:02
green, red, silver, indigold, platinum. Jeez, but I don't
1:13:08
think that's white. Michael does have glasses like Billy, so sure he could
1:13:13
be blue. And he's gay. He was gay, Yeah, they said
1:13:18
he used to make fun of him a lot about that on set. Bully,
1:13:24
did y'all watch the lot of slurs? The new Power Ranger movie with
1:13:29
like the old Power Ranges in it. Mm hmmm, because I believe they
1:13:33
recently just did a Yeah, I had brought back everybody else, all the
1:13:39
old folks, some of them, not everybody because who because Tommy died when
1:13:44
they made this movie, so he wasn't gonna be in it. I think
1:13:47
so. Uh, but I think everybody else was. It's not it wasn't
1:13:51
everybody. Still, No, it's a couple of people. What's the point
1:13:57
that's like doing the Fresh Prince of bel Air showed what Uncle Phil I can't
1:14:01
do well. The Fonso Rivera can't do anymore TV shows because everybody just wants
1:14:06
them to do Carlton. You see, if he's smart, he do Carlton
1:14:15
dance boy. Uh, I think we came there. Well that's fun,
1:14:28
all right, we miss Lama. Yeah, make sure the second episode.
1:14:32
This is crazy without him. This kitchen is not the same. Wells you,
1:14:39
it's just the pod. It's just the greasies. What hell? This
1:14:50
is not the pod? Al Right, guys, once you set all,
1:14:58
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Yeah good, I don't know ship yeah, yeah, peace be unto
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you and uh bye bye. That just randomly just put out the greatest rap
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albums of all time And guess what not on the list. What's not on
1:16:30
the list, take care anything related is on it. No, I'm just
1:16:39
saying like, it's not a list, it's just like the album. It's
1:16:43
not on this. Yeah shocker. Damn. They actual world over. It's
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dark and hell's hot. Yeah, you'll see, They'll see the Indian dude
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