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- 1:30Speaker 3: H right, welcome Phil Henry Show, Phil Henryshow dot com.
- 1:33Speaker 3: I have We're gonna have three guests on right, and we've.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Got Bob Green.
- 1:37Speaker 3: What do we got? Fuck?
- 1:38Speaker 2: Get Bob Green? Got my plan again? And we got
- 1:41Speaker 2: Ted Bell.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Now why is this? Well, we have these three guys
- 1:45Speaker 3: on because they are organizing some kind of a promotion.
- 1:48Speaker 3: I think that this is going to be a as
- 1:51Speaker 3: they say, a symbiotic promotion for the coming fall months,
- 1:55Speaker 3: organizing Bob's or Bob's grocery store.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Yeah, he delivers them.
- 2:00Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think they want to redefine that Bob
- 2:04Speaker 3: Green who supplies yes, Ted Bell, Ted Bell, and then
- 2:08Speaker 3: Maya Flannagan, who's Bob Green's partner, and this will all
- 2:11Speaker 3: come together as some kind I don't know what, but
- 2:15Speaker 3: it sounded like something I wanted to get into. Talk
- 2:17Speaker 3: talk a little bit about business because last last night's
- 2:19Speaker 3: show with RC Collins talking about the the whatever that was. Yeah,
- 2:24Speaker 3: that was the least interesting show I think we've done
- 2:27Speaker 3: for at least two years.
- 2:29Speaker 2: We're talking about the kid being owed money.
- 2:31Speaker 4: Well, I mean the guy who's owed money by the Duley's.
- 2:33Speaker 4: You got to stick it to him and he stick
- 2:34Speaker 4: it in and break it off.
- 2:36Speaker 3: What do you mean stick it in and break it off?
- 2:37Speaker 3: This kid was making fifteen bucks an hour, eight hours
- 2:40Speaker 3: a day. That's seven hundred and twenty dollars if he
- 2:42Speaker 3: works a full six day week. That's a lot of bread.
- 2:44Speaker 3: And I'm sitting near wasting precious valuable airtime on that
- 2:47Speaker 3: chump change.
- 2:49Speaker 2: You know, Prosy. Don't get bitter about it, Philip. I'm
- 2:52Speaker 2: not bitter about it.
- 2:54Speaker 3: I mean I just it was good to talk to you, RC,
- 2:57Speaker 3: wherever we are, And don't tell me if he's calling
- 2:58Speaker 3: in because I don't want to.
- 2:59Speaker 2: Talk to him. He did go in all for Christ's sake, Bud. Well,
- 3:02Speaker 2: what do you want from me?
- 3:03Speaker 3: Man? Yeah? Rc You know something, mister Henry, there was
- 3:06Speaker 3: money that was owed to be You think it's chump change. Okay,
- 3:10Speaker 3: I'm sitting here, you know, I was just about to
- 3:12Speaker 3: have myself from dinner. If you hold on for a minute, yeah,
- 3:15Speaker 3: I'm good. Can I get him? I want to get
- 3:17Speaker 3: up double greaseburger. Okay, yeah, get a co cola? Get
- 3:22Speaker 3: a co cola too. But mister Henry, for you to
- 3:26Speaker 3: be talking to me.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Like that, you know I'm not even talking to you.
- 3:29Speaker 2: I'm talking to my audience.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Hold on. Yeah, I went up co cola and a
- 3:33Speaker 3: double greaseburger. Okay, where are you man?
- 3:36Speaker 2: Getting a double grease burger. Greasy's really did the double
- 3:40Speaker 2: grease burger.
- 3:40Speaker 3: They never had that. It's pretty good. So you're talking
- 3:43Speaker 3: about what? Yeah, I want a co cola?
- 3:47Speaker 2: Let me talk to the guy.
- 3:48Speaker 3: What you're talking about it? Let me talk to the
- 3:49Speaker 3: guy because I'm getting sick and tired of the whatn
- 3:51Speaker 3: this drive thro is?
- 3:53Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck you?
- 3:57Speaker 3: Oh my god, mister Henry, you other people?
- 4:00Speaker 2: Okay, what is your problem? I don't know. I just
- 4:02Speaker 2: I got what's going on? Phil? I got a bad back?
- 4:07Speaker 2: Oh he's got a sore back all day. What's the
- 4:09Speaker 2: story of your back?
- 4:09Speaker 3: You know that I threw my back out when I
- 4:11Speaker 3: was a kid. When I was I worked construction work. Oh,
- 4:13Speaker 3: here we go again with the construction work stories.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Hey man, do you have a bad back? You e
- 4:17Speaker 2: were throwing your back out.
- 4:18Speaker 3: No. I haven't had a bad back, but I did
- 4:20Speaker 3: have to survive a mortar attack to the NVA.
- 4:22Speaker 2: All right, okay, I'm sorry I brought it up. Well,
- 4:25Speaker 2: what's with your back? God is great? You go little,
- 4:27Speaker 2: Let's put your bag. That's what I said. What's with
- 4:30Speaker 2: your back? You want to say something about it?
- 4:31Speaker 3: No? You no, My back's sore, okay, And it's got
- 4:35Speaker 3: nothing to do with my back.
- 4:36Speaker 2: It's nothing to do with my back.
- 4:38Speaker 4: Yes, so Italian mister ermy.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Isn't that nice. It's got nothing to do with my back.
- 4:43Speaker 3: It has to do with this RC Collins kid wasting
- 4:46Speaker 3: my time last night because he's owed seven hundred and
- 4:48Speaker 3: twenty bucks. We negotiated it down to six hundred and sixty.
- 4:52Speaker 3: I found out later from his mom, because I talked
- 4:54Speaker 3: to Arci's mom. You did, yeah, that he only worked
- 4:56Speaker 3: for fifty cents an hour. The duelies were too stupid
- 4:59Speaker 3: to remember how much they paid him. I don't know, man,
- 5:02Speaker 3: you're telling me that the duties agreed to pay this
- 5:04Speaker 3: kid six hundred and sixty bucks because they couldn't remember
- 5:07Speaker 3: what they paid him.
- 5:08Speaker 2: That's according to his mother.
- 5:10Speaker 3: Rci got fifty cents an hour mowing lawns for them
- 5:13Speaker 3: and whatever he did on King Kong Boulevard.
- 5:16Speaker 2: What is this King Kong Boulevard anyway.
- 5:18Speaker 3: That's the main street where the entryway, the main the
- 5:22Speaker 3: main entryway to western the States.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Is Yeah, don't you know about it? No? I don't
- 5:27Speaker 2: know about King Kong. No, I don't. Man, All right,
- 5:30Speaker 2: where are these guys?
- 5:31Speaker 3: God?
- 5:32Speaker 2: Damn?
- 5:32Speaker 3: Right here? Lane one? Okay, Well, on the line with
- 5:35Speaker 3: this now from Ted's and Beverly Hills is Ted Bell.
- 5:38Speaker 2: And you know, Ted, you'll forgive us.
- 5:40Speaker 3: We're not playing your jingle because it's not really a
- 5:42Speaker 3: sponsored segment. No, I know, I understand that this is
- 5:45Speaker 3: something that I wanted to do. It's a it's a
- 5:48Speaker 3: advertising arrangement.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Phil that hold on let me get the other guys
- 5:53Speaker 2: on here.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Okay, Oh yeah, sure, whatever you say. Sorry, you know
- 5:58Speaker 3: I'm on here and I get pushed this like I'm
- 6:00Speaker 3: just some other bums.
- 6:02Speaker 2: I'm sorry. What did you want to say?
- 6:03Speaker 3: I wanted to say, okay, that this is an advertising
- 6:08Speaker 3: arrangement that I've got with Bob Green and with his
- 6:11Speaker 3: partner Miles Flanagan, and we think it could be very lucrative.
- 6:16Speaker 2: Yet, mister Green, Hey, Bobby you there.
- 6:19Speaker 3: I fell I'm right here, Ted. How you doing? Bob?
- 6:22Speaker 3: And Miles is here? Miles and I actually had lunch today,
- 6:26Speaker 3: Miles rights. Let to get here. Okay, what's the essential
- 6:31Speaker 3: business deal that you guys are getting into. Well, first
- 6:35Speaker 3: of all, I think I should lead with it. Hold on,
- 6:38Speaker 3: both of you guys. I'm the one who went ahead
- 6:41Speaker 3: and agreed to take this sort of comic advertising lead here,
- 6:45Speaker 3: all right, So let me be the one. And I
- 6:49Speaker 3: don't mind you doing. And Bobb, I really don't because
- 6:51Speaker 3: you did agree to mow his lawn or whatever it was.
- 6:54Speaker 3: Let me roll that information out, gentlemen, somebody somewhere, somehow
- 6:58Speaker 3: elect to be the spokesperson here. I'll do it. Wait
- 7:00Speaker 3: a minute, what we're doing is in the coming months,
- 7:04Speaker 3: there's going to be a symbiosis. Teds of Beverly Hills
- 7:07Speaker 3: joins with Fraser Foods taking a load of meat and
- 7:11Speaker 3: turning it into the best steak that you ever slipped
- 7:13Speaker 3: between your lips. That's the advertising slogan. Wait to hold
- 7:17Speaker 3: on for a minute, mister Flanner can let me finish,
- 7:19Speaker 3: christ all, I don't like the use of the vulgarity, Miles.
- 7:24Speaker 3: He doesn't mean that. Well, let me let me finish,
- 7:28Speaker 3: all right, I still like to see where Sorry. So,
- 7:32Speaker 3: the symbiosis between Teds of Beverly Hills and Bob Bob's
- 7:35Speaker 3: Fraser Foods is this fall, Bob Green delivers his meat
- 7:41Speaker 3: so you can have the finest steak you ever slipped
- 7:44Speaker 3: between your lives. And uh, the three of us will
- 7:48Speaker 3: be featured in television advertising. Me and Bob and mister Flanagan. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
- 7:55Speaker 3: whoa whoa. Sorry, Me and Bob and mister Flanagan and
- 7:59Speaker 3: Miles flann again. During the spot, I'll say I'm Ted
- 8:02Speaker 3: Bell and then I'll say I'm Bob Green. I'm delivering
- 8:05Speaker 3: the meat to Ted and I turned it into the
- 8:07Speaker 3: greatest stake you've ever slipped between your loops. Right, And
- 8:11Speaker 3: then I come out and say, and I'm Moss Flanagan
- 8:14Speaker 3: across the pond, and I got both of their backs.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Ted's and Bob's Frasier Foods have a great fall bob
- 8:21Speaker 3: Acue season, right? Yeah?
- 8:25Speaker 2: Okay, And is this gonna be on television?
- 8:28Speaker 3: You know I can tell when you're laughing, and you're
- 8:29Speaker 3: laughing it's trying to do you know, I can understand
- 8:32Speaker 3: the comedy content of your show. I guess I've never
- 8:35Speaker 3: forgive me for saying I've never found it all that funny,
- 8:38Speaker 3: but this is, well.
- 8:39Speaker 2: If you don't find it all that funny, what are
- 8:40Speaker 2: you doing on the show?
- 8:41Speaker 3: Because I'm I paying advertiser. Mister Flannagan's my partner, mister
- 8:45Speaker 3: Bell is my partner in this effort. All I wanted
- 8:48Speaker 3: to ask was you guys are gonna be on television,
- 8:51Speaker 3: the three of you, and this is gonna be a
- 8:53Speaker 3: live spot. Yes, it's gonna be a live spot. It's
- 8:56Speaker 3: gonna be me, Bob in the middle, and then Miles
- 8:58Speaker 3: on the other side. Okay, Hi, I'm Ted Bell, gotta
- 9:02Speaker 3: go through it again. Well, I get let me let
- 9:04Speaker 3: me go through it, because I know it probably better
- 9:06Speaker 3: than these two the monkeys. So I didn't mean to
- 9:09Speaker 3: say monkey. That kind of betrays your real feelings about me. No,
- 9:14Speaker 3: I misspoke. I did not say. I did not mean
- 9:16Speaker 3: to say monkey. These two gentlemen, mister Henry, they come
- 9:21Speaker 3: on or we're on television. Hi, I'm Ted Bell. No wait, Bob,
- 9:24Speaker 3: you lead it off. I lean it off, I say,
- 9:27Speaker 3: Bob says, I'm Bob Green, and this fall I'll deliver
- 9:31Speaker 3: the meat to Ted. And then Ted says, and I
- 9:34Speaker 3: turned that into the fine mistake you ever slip between
- 9:37Speaker 3: your lips. And then I say, and I'm Miles Flanagan.
- 9:41Speaker 3: Have a great four barbecue season? All right? Now, excuse
- 9:46Speaker 3: me for jumping in here. I'm Margaret Gray. Do people
- 9:49Speaker 3: know who you are, mister Flanagan. Well, yeah, they know
- 9:53Speaker 3: that I'm Bob Green's partner. What is the what's the
- 9:57Speaker 3: point you're trying to make the point? I think the
- 9:58Speaker 3: point that Margaret's trying to make it. We know Ted Bell,
- 10:01Speaker 3: we know Bob Green. Don't you identify yourself as as
- 10:04Speaker 3: as what your role is here? That's not a bad idea, Miles.
- 10:08Speaker 3: You can say I'm Miles Flat again. I'm Bob's you know,
- 10:12Speaker 3: and I work for Bob. I don't work for you, chump,
- 10:15Speaker 3: you I know, all right, but we're partners. You guys
- 10:18Speaker 3: are partners. We're partners, so I don't work for you.
- 10:21Speaker 3: All right. I'm Miles Flat again. I'm Bob Green's partner
- 10:25Speaker 3: and we hope you have and I'm Bob's partner something
- 10:27Speaker 3: like that. Let me try it, all right? This is
- 10:29Speaker 3: Ted Bell.
- 10:31Speaker 2: If I do it, why don't you guys do it?
- 10:33Speaker 4: In in?
- 10:34Speaker 3: Uh, Henry? I just said, you say, why don't you
- 10:36Speaker 3: guys do it? And I know that these guys.
- 10:39Speaker 2: I don't want to keep going through this.
- 10:40Speaker 3: Guys. If I got to drink some water, well, I'm
- 10:42Speaker 3: sorry about my voice cracking. I want to get to
- 10:43Speaker 3: the essential narration here, Ted Bell, go ahead. I want
- 10:47Speaker 3: you guys to do it in sequence the way the
- 10:49Speaker 3: commercial is gonna sound. All right. I start out with
- 10:52Speaker 3: high No, no, it's I start out for the fifteenth
- 10:55Speaker 3: time I Bob starts. Don't piss him off? Okay, what
- 10:59Speaker 3: do you mean, don't piss him on? I just met Ted.
- 11:02Speaker 3: Shouldn't piss you off? Don't talk about me like I'm
- 11:05Speaker 3: in the third person.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Okay, Bob please just hi, folks.
- 11:09Speaker 3: This is Bob Green and this fall, I'll delivering my
- 11:12Speaker 3: load of meat to Ted Bell. I'm Ted Bell, and
- 11:15Speaker 3: I'll take that and turn it into the finest steak
- 11:17Speaker 3: you ever slipped between your lips. I'm Miles Fled again,
- 11:20Speaker 3: Bob's partner. I'm wishing all of you a happy for
- 11:24Speaker 3: bob Acue season. What do you think?
- 11:27Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 11:27Speaker 3: I like it up until your part, Miles. I think
- 11:30Speaker 3: there should be more. It doesn't exactly. So you're Bob's partner.
- 11:34Speaker 3: So what Yeah, that's that is true? You know. You know,
- 11:39Speaker 3: if you want me to speak some truth here, I'll
- 11:41Speaker 3: speak some truth. If you'd like speak what sets you
- 11:45Speaker 3: speak some truth? Do it again? Ted? What does he
- 11:48Speaker 3: do it? Do what he gets? Just roll it out again?
- 11:50Speaker 3: I'll add lib a line.
- 11:52Speaker 2: Well, now, wait a minute, go ahead, Ted, do it
- 11:55Speaker 2: all right?
- 11:55Speaker 3: This is what do you mean?
- 11:56Speaker 2: Go ahead, Ted?
- 11:57Speaker 3: Do it? He starts.
- 11:58Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Bob, you start?
- 11:59Speaker 3: Yeah, Bob, you're the it's supposed to start. Yeah, I know,
- 12:02Speaker 3: I'm the one that's supposed to start. What truth are
- 12:03Speaker 3: you going to roll out? I'm going to put some context.
- 12:06Speaker 3: That's all business context. Hi, this is Bob Green, and
- 12:10Speaker 3: this fall I deliver my load of meat to Ted Bell,
- 12:13Speaker 3: and I'm Ted Bell. I'll turn that into the finer
- 12:15Speaker 3: steak you ever slipped between your lips. And I'm Myles
- 12:18Speaker 3: flanting at Bob Green's partner, and it was my great
- 12:21Speaker 3: pleasure to be able to financially support his business at
- 12:25Speaker 3: a time when he was a little bit you know,
- 12:27Speaker 3: he almost nose deep in it. You know, I guess
- 12:30Speaker 3: that's kind of vulgar, isn't it. What do you mean
- 12:32Speaker 3: nose deep in what? Bob? Is it not true that
- 12:35Speaker 3: I came to and rescue financially?
- 12:36Speaker 2: Well do you need to say that? I think that's
- 12:38Speaker 2: a little humiliating for mister Green.
- 12:40Speaker 3: All right, Well it's true, though you came to me
- 12:43Speaker 3: when I was nose deep you were. When I say
- 12:46Speaker 3: nose deep in it, I mean that you had your
- 12:48Speaker 3: nose stuck in it almost you know, someone came along
- 12:52Speaker 3: and pulled your nose out of it. And that was me.
- 12:54Speaker 3: That was me, Mars Flannigan. I had my nose stuck
- 12:59Speaker 3: talking about yet almost as if it someone's wrecked them
- 13:02Speaker 3: or something. Oh, I did not say that.
- 13:04Speaker 2: I said, gentlemen, I don't think you need to argue
- 13:06Speaker 2: about it.
- 13:07Speaker 3: I said, I'm Miles Flannagain. I'm very proud to be
- 13:10Speaker 3: Bob Green's partner, a man who came along at a
- 13:14Speaker 3: time when Bob was nose deep in it and was
- 13:16Speaker 3: able to help him financially. Which Rob was me pointing out,
- 13:19Speaker 3: what what when I meant to Bob Green, good.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Well, don't get angry, mister Flanagan.
- 13:24Speaker 3: Well, the whole thing's starting. I'm starting to get pretty pod.
- 13:27Speaker 3: You want my own opinion. We don't want anybody to
- 13:30Speaker 3: get pod. Although I don't know, I can't keep you
- 13:33Speaker 3: guys from at each other's throats. If this is a
- 13:35Speaker 3: this is a partnership or an arrangement you guys want, well, yeah,
- 13:38Speaker 3: I think it's I think Phil. For years we've been
- 13:41Speaker 3: on your program promoting our businesses, and we've been trying
- 13:45Speaker 3: to do the best we can and helping support yourself.
- 13:48Speaker 3: I heard your show yesterday with this ARTC Collins kid
- 13:51Speaker 3: coming on and talking about how they whenever they were the.
- 13:54Speaker 2: Duley's owned money.
- 13:55Speaker 3: I mean, oh my, it was a it was a snore. Fell.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I appreciate the review.
- 14:02Speaker 3: I didn't hear mister vynat who this uss he calling
- 14:05Speaker 3: this kid is? But uh, you know I wouldn't. It
- 14:08Speaker 3: doesn't sound like anything i'd be interested in. But getting
- 14:10Speaker 3: on to the to the large employed, here Ted Bell
- 14:13Speaker 3: comes on, I'm Ted Bell and I and no no,
- 14:16Speaker 3: Bob starts off. What do you guys always have? Ted?
- 14:19Speaker 3: This is the thing fell psychologically, it's it's abusive to me.
- 14:24Speaker 3: And it's almost like I you know what I'm saying.
- 14:26Speaker 3: It's like they're they're they're abusing me, holding me, talk
- 14:29Speaker 3: about having your nose stuck in it.
- 14:31Speaker 2: They're not doing it on per I think people are
- 14:33Speaker 2: just confused as.
- 14:34Speaker 3: To the we're confused with the batting order, Bob. If
- 14:37Speaker 3: you don't mind the batting order, there's.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Another that's a kind of an unfortunate reference too. Where
- 14:43Speaker 2: where have you been? Where have I been?
- 14:45Speaker 3: Man?
- 14:45Speaker 4: I went outs got a box of chicken. I went out,
- 14:47Speaker 4: I got poil local for the general. I got a
- 14:49Speaker 4: box of chicken.
- 14:50Speaker 2: You went out and got poil local for the general. Yeah,
- 14:53Speaker 2: I was hungry. So the kid ran out and got
- 14:55Speaker 2: all of a sudden, you got a problem with that.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Well, I don't think that, but is necessarily the gopher
- 14:58Speaker 3: around here. I want to take a man, I want
- 15:01Speaker 3: to take a ride. I want to take a ride
- 15:03Speaker 3: in the general's new car.
- 15:05Speaker 2: What do you got? Got a Corvette? A new Corvette? Huh,
- 15:09Speaker 2: I'm leasing it?
- 15:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:10Speaker 2: Oh, I want to take a ride in that?
- 15:12Speaker 3: All right?
- 15:12Speaker 2: After the show?
- 15:14Speaker 3: All right?
- 15:15Speaker 2: I mean we'd all like to take a ride in
- 15:16Speaker 2: your corvette.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Can we get back to what we're doing here? Are
- 15:19Speaker 3: we going to sit here? What is it to do?
- 15:21Speaker 3: Least call it this spanc tacular. I've had a better
- 15:23Speaker 3: spec tacular and the I don't want to be a
- 15:25Speaker 3: part of that at all. I'm talking here with Ted
- 15:28Speaker 3: Bell and I'm talking to Bob Green and Miles Flanagan
- 15:31Speaker 3: about their partnership promoting the Ted's Beverly Hills brand, the
- 15:35Speaker 3: Bob Green brand, and the fall barbecue months. Most people
- 15:39Speaker 3: think of the summer barbecue months. Well, we're talking about
- 15:42Speaker 3: the fall barbecue bunts. What about this, a phil Why
- 15:45Speaker 3: don't you just go with it? Okay, because so far
- 15:47Speaker 3: it's all we can do. We're at each other's throat.
- 15:49Speaker 3: You can tell them get through this thing. You know,
- 15:52Speaker 3: I'll be a happy man once I get away from
- 15:54Speaker 3: these guys. Okay, well you know what, I feel the
- 15:57Speaker 3: same way.
- 15:57Speaker 2: All right, we'll take a break here, and man, oh man,
- 16:02Speaker 2: what that's loud? And my back kills is killing me?
- 16:05Speaker 2: And you were aware.
- 16:06Speaker 3: I went out.
- 16:07Speaker 4: I got a box of chicken at Poil Loco.
- 16:09Speaker 2: Here we go again. Now you're gonna hear from Bell.
- 16:11Speaker 3: Yeah, Bell is gonna flip out. I was.
- 16:14Speaker 4: I got Poil Loco and I because General Shaw say,
- 16:18Speaker 4: I get Drvis Corvette.
- 16:20Speaker 2: What color is it? Quartz? Quartz? Huh? Oh, I love
- 16:23Speaker 2: that's a lovely color, sort of a silver gray. Yeah.
- 16:27Speaker 2: What color is the interior? Black? Wow? Man, it's some
- 16:30Speaker 2: class all right. Uh. General Shaw got himself a Corvette. No,
- 16:34Speaker 2: I'm leasing it, okay.
- 16:36Speaker 3: Oh oh, well that just isn't class enough for you. Huh.
- 16:40Speaker 2: I'm leasing it because I don't want to be bothered
- 16:42Speaker 2: with buying it. I like a new car every three years,
- 16:44Speaker 2: the red carpet, you know, service plan, et cetera, et cetera.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Got it, got it?
- 16:48Speaker 3: Okay, we'll be right back here with more from Ted Bell,
- 16:51Speaker 3: Bob Grayin and Miles Flanning gun in this business arrangement
- 16:54Speaker 3: that they have and I wouldn't be able to tell
- 16:55Speaker 3: you anything about it if you if you put a
- 16:58Speaker 3: gun to my head. That's how confusing this whole thing is.
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- 17:56Speaker 3: Everyshow dot Com General Sean Margaret Dray with his bud Dickman,
- 17:59Speaker 3: who's not getting chicken?
- 18:01Speaker 2: And did you hear that? Ted?
- 18:04Speaker 3: Yeah? I heard it? Can I can we just take
- 18:07Speaker 3: a minute here. What's the problem.
- 18:09Speaker 2: I want to take a minute.
- 18:10Speaker 3: I'm all of us are out here, Bob Green, myself
- 18:13Speaker 3: and Miles planning again. We're out here breaking our rear ends,
- 18:15Speaker 3: trying to promote our businesses. And once again, what do
- 18:18Speaker 3: I get? And I got this young man, Dickman coming
- 18:21Speaker 3: in because he's been to Payo Loco. I don't understand
- 18:23Speaker 3: if you and are you getting paid by Pyo Loco? No?
- 18:26Speaker 2: I am not getting paid by Loco No.
- 18:28Speaker 3: And what is the story with every other show?
- 18:31Speaker 2: I'm Ted Bell.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Okay, Bill, I can tell you I pay top dollar
- 18:36Speaker 3: two and uh, I don't run a restaurant or anything.
- 18:41Speaker 3: I paid the top dollar two, right, you paid top
- 18:44Speaker 3: dont to two? What about it? You're my partner. You're
- 18:46Speaker 3: supposed to back me up. Okay with the smart ass comments?
- 18:50Speaker 3: Oh my god. All I wanted to do is Bob
- 18:53Speaker 3: I can't control, and I don't think it would be
- 18:56Speaker 3: wise of me to control just the extemporaneous banner that
- 18:59Speaker 3: happens here on the show.
- 19:00Speaker 2: If Bud just came in.
- 19:02Speaker 3: From Toyoloco, it ain't like Polko is a big competitor
- 19:05Speaker 3: of Ted's of Beverly Hills. Are you kidding? Okay, I'll
- 19:08Speaker 3: grant you that. Nobody goes to Boyo Loco and to
- 19:10Speaker 3: have a nice sit down steak dinner, to celebrity watch,
- 19:14Speaker 3: to drink from a very fine wine cellar and at
- 19:17Speaker 3: center and said to the prime rib room. I'll give
- 19:19Speaker 3: you that. I'll grant you all of that. But just
- 19:22Speaker 3: mentioning a chicken joint in the same breadth with teds
- 19:25Speaker 3: of Beverly Hills, one of the funnest steakhouses. Ugh, you
- 19:29Speaker 3: all right? No, I'm not. It's an emotional thing for me. Phil.
- 19:33Speaker 3: You know the history of my family, you know the
- 19:35Speaker 3: things that we've been through.
- 19:36Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. Ted. I didn't mean it. Ted,
- 19:39Speaker 2: I don't think anybody meant to insult you.
- 19:42Speaker 3: Well, if I'm paying money, what do you think of that,
- 19:44Speaker 3: bob lock? I know that Polko is not a grocery store,
- 19:48Speaker 3: but you with Pyoloco fellas case, that's a chicken shack.
- 19:52Speaker 3: Is that what it is? Yeah? Well I would think
- 19:54Speaker 3: that a chicken Uh. Are you at the races or something?
- 19:58Speaker 3: What's that? Are you at the race? That's right? I
- 20:01Speaker 3: was down at Los Alameda's betting in the quarter horses.
- 20:04Speaker 3: Holy geez, you're down at the ray. Well, it must
- 20:07Speaker 3: be nice, must be nice.
- 20:09Speaker 2: To have the money to throw around.
- 20:10Speaker 3: Got a couple. I've got a couple of bucks as
- 20:12Speaker 3: long as I'm in the States and have a relation
- 20:15Speaker 3: to have a good time. Getting back to Pio Loco
- 20:17Speaker 3: being on the show. But the next time you go
- 20:19Speaker 3: to Poil Loco, don't mention it.
- 20:21Speaker 4: Okay, but I mentioned Popeyes and I mentioned Kentucky Fried
- 20:23Speaker 4: Chicken too, and nobody's ever had a cow about that.
- 20:27Speaker 3: I don't know a cow about what is the chicken?
- 20:29Speaker 3: Kentucky Chicken.
- 20:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been to I've been. I've been to Pio Loco.
- 20:32Speaker 4: I've been to Popeyes, I've been a Kentucky Chicken, Kentucky
- 20:36Speaker 4: Fried Chicken.
- 20:37Speaker 2: God, if we could just get that.
- 20:39Speaker 3: A Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's very good, right, But but
- 20:43Speaker 3: we're paying to be on the air and you're just
- 20:45Speaker 3: giving them a free plug. Oh, come on, it's no
- 20:50Speaker 3: big thing. If people love to go to see Colonel
- 20:52Speaker 3: Chicken or whatever the hell his name is, Colonel Sanders
- 20:55Speaker 3: and Kentucky Chicken, Colonel Fried.
- 20:58Speaker 2: God, damn it.
- 20:59Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I think this is? An excuse
- 21:02Speaker 3: for you to just do some kind of a comedy
- 21:03Speaker 3: routine with the whole title. As long as you don't
- 21:06Speaker 3: do that to Ted's Beverly Hills. Yeah, that would be funny.
- 21:10Speaker 4: Means like Ted Steak Steak Hills, or Ted's are like
- 21:14Speaker 4: Beverly of Ted Steak.
- 21:16Speaker 3: You know, I don't let you just keep talking to
- 21:18Speaker 3: be fired with it a minute, getting back to this
- 21:19Speaker 3: business arrangement, this television commercial. God, get a load of
- 21:23Speaker 3: you for the spitting it out business arrangement, Henry, what
- 21:27Speaker 3: we're trying here? Getting back to I'm sorry, mister flanagan,
- 21:30Speaker 3: getting back to this business arrangement.
- 21:32Speaker 2: What's with the fall barbecue season?
- 21:35Speaker 3: What's that? I'll say it again, what's with the fall
- 21:38Speaker 3: barbecue season? Whoever heard of a fall barbecue season? Thank you, general,
- 21:42Speaker 3: because you just went who ever heard of a fall?
- 21:45Speaker 2: You know what fell?
- 21:46Speaker 3: I suggest you hang up on the next person to
- 21:47Speaker 3: comments on somebody's voice cracking, I will, all right, I'm sorry,
- 21:52Speaker 3: whoever heard of a fall barbecue season? We're trying to
- 21:56Speaker 3: promote the fall months as a barbecue season. Do you
- 21:59Speaker 3: understand people barbecue in the summer? Okay? People have a
- 22:03Speaker 3: lot of fun. We're saying that the barbecue, especially in
- 22:06Speaker 3: the fall months. The barbecue is year round, but in
- 22:09Speaker 3: the fall months you have opportunities. Thanksgiving, why not a
- 22:11Speaker 3: barbecue turkey? You used to do it, Phil, didn't you?
- 22:13Speaker 2: I rotisseriy a turkey outside.
- 22:16Speaker 3: What do you mean you were tissriy the turkey. I
- 22:18Speaker 3: mean metisse the turkey outside.
- 22:21Speaker 2: I had a barbecue with a rotisserie on it.
- 22:24Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard about that old that for a minute.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Put down two bucks on. Billy Bibbott does it again? Yeah,
- 22:30Speaker 3: I lost elevateds Philip.
- 22:32Speaker 2: Sorry, two bucks on? What's the horse?
- 22:34Speaker 3: Billy Bibbott does it again? Billy Bibbot, the guy from
- 22:37Speaker 3: Cucko's Desk. I've never heard. I don't know who Billy.
- 22:40Speaker 3: I wouldn't know Billy Bibbot if I tripped over him
- 22:42Speaker 3: in the dark. You got that bet across the boat
- 22:46Speaker 3: on Billy Bilbitt.
- 22:48Speaker 2: So uh.
- 22:49Speaker 3: We feel as Bob was saying mister Henry, that the
- 22:51Speaker 3: barbecue season should be year round, and one of the
- 22:54Speaker 3: great barbecue opportunities of the four months is Bob was
- 22:57Speaker 3: saying this Thanksgiving you can barbecue, Christmas you can barbecue. Hey,
- 23:01Speaker 3: what barbecue on Halloween? The idea we had you want to,
- 23:06Speaker 3: you know, an idea for barbecuing. Burn a sweet cut
- 23:10Speaker 3: of Ted's meat at the steak. Burn it at the
- 23:13Speaker 3: steak Ted's a Beverly Hills steakhouse. That is, Yeah, lets
- 23:17Speaker 3: see what you just did, thet teds of Beverly Hills Steakhouse.
- 23:20Speaker 2: Who gives a shit?
- 23:22Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, Ted, I'm getting sick of this pill. You know,
- 23:25Speaker 3: for the last three weeks I've been then during this guy, Hey,
- 23:27Speaker 3: I got another load of meat coming your way. Ted, Ted.
- 23:31Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but I'm just saying, all right, We're trying
- 23:34Speaker 3: to get the message out as clearly as we can.
- 23:36Speaker 3: The message is what talking about Halloween? Burned at the
- 23:40Speaker 3: steak Ted's a Beverly Hills steak house. Right, It's something
- 23:45Speaker 3: like we have a witch and they strapper into a steak?
- 23:49Speaker 3: Is that a Ted? We gotta It was my idea
- 23:51Speaker 3: that we dress somebody up as a witch and tie
- 23:55Speaker 3: him or her it to a steak at Teds of
- 23:57Speaker 3: Beverly Hills, Porter Ted or maybe the tee Ted or
- 24:01Speaker 3: the New York Strip's Ted. Okay, okay, yeah, go ahead,
- 24:07Speaker 3: and then we say you know we're tying this witch
- 24:10Speaker 3: to the steak, the Teds of Beverly Hills Steak, the
- 24:13Speaker 3: Ted's of Beverly Hills Steak that is right, and then
- 24:16Speaker 3: we Ted's And then what so does you do? The
- 24:19Speaker 3: young lady comes in and sing, where's the jingle? Field? Oh?
- 24:22Speaker 2: We got it right here?
- 24:23Speaker 3: Get right here? Did you fire it off? So that
- 24:25Speaker 3: we can show people what we mean? So listen to this, Miles.
- 24:28Speaker 3: I don't know if you've heard it before. Yeah, I've
- 24:31Speaker 3: heard the Ted's jingle before. I've heard it. I've heard
- 24:33Speaker 3: it till the cows come home, to be honest with you.
- 24:36Speaker 3: But all right, no sense in getting offensive here here
- 24:38Speaker 3: is hit it right? Here? Is? So I go like this,
- 24:45Speaker 3: Chaz a Beverly Hill's, Ti a witch to the steakhouse.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Ain't ready? There's a Ted belt and I'm Bob Green.
- 24:53Speaker 3: I'm most flat again, ty a witch to the Teds
- 24:56Speaker 3: of Beverly Hills steak House, that is, and burner at
- 25:00Speaker 3: this stake. It doesn't sound all that good talking about
- 25:06Speaker 3: we can change that to uh, here at Ted's. We
- 25:09Speaker 3: want to burn a witch at the steak What about that?
- 25:12Speaker 3: You know?
- 25:12Speaker 2: Ted?
- 25:13Speaker 3: Maybe Halloween is not the well, Halloween's a good time
- 25:16Speaker 3: to have a steak. I just think that maybe burning
- 25:18Speaker 3: a witch at the steak I think it would hit
- 25:20Speaker 3: it again. Well you one more time, but if you don't.
- 25:23Speaker 2: Mind right away, Wait a minute, wait, hold.
- 25:26Speaker 3: On, hold on, Ted a Beverly Hills burn a witch
- 25:31Speaker 3: at the steakhouse? Go what do you mean? Go? Did you?
- 25:37Speaker 3: I don't give a shit. Burn a witch is just
- 25:41Speaker 3: do it. I'll do it here at ten. We want
- 25:46Speaker 3: to burn a witch at this stay? Huh? I think
- 25:50Speaker 3: that is morbid. I think it's about as morbid and
- 25:52Speaker 3: and sad. It's sad as hell. It's a Ted if
- 25:57Speaker 3: you would a got it. Doesn't like people saying they're
- 26:00Speaker 3: gonna be packing their meat off to you or whatever.
- 26:03Speaker 3: He said, I'm delivering a loone on my meat. You
- 26:05Speaker 3: don't like that. Why would you want to have a
- 26:07Speaker 3: guy singing, Ted, it's not a guy, by the way,
- 26:10Speaker 3: that's a woman. Oh my god. Why would you want
- 26:13Speaker 3: to have that young lady singing? You want to be?
- 26:15Speaker 3: Who is it this day?
- 26:17Speaker 2: Ted? I gotta agree with him. I don't uh. It
- 26:19Speaker 2: doesn't sound appetizing.
- 26:21Speaker 3: It's not about appetizing. It's about this.
- 26:25Speaker 2: I think you.
- 26:26Speaker 3: Guys need to keep hammering out this ad before you
- 26:29Speaker 3: go on the air with it. Well, Phil, it's a
- 26:32Speaker 3: done deal. We're gonna go into the studio in two
- 26:34Speaker 3: days and tape this thing.
- 26:36Speaker 2: I don't know, and I don't think anybody in my
- 26:37Speaker 2: audience knows. General Bud Margaret, what this commercial is gonna contain?
- 26:41Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it? It's gonna lead off with you,
- 26:44Speaker 3: I know this, Bob. Then it goes to Ted, then
- 26:46Speaker 3: it goes to Miles. I still don't know what it's
- 26:47Speaker 3: gonna say. Are you guys go listen to what's going
- 26:50Speaker 3: to go to?
- 26:51Speaker 2: Hi, I'm Bob Green. Play the jingle, mister Bell.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Said, I said to play the jingle, Go ahead, play it.
- 26:59Speaker 3: This is how it's gonna go. Wait a minute, God
- 27:01Speaker 3: damn it. I have Bob brain. I'll be delivering on
- 27:07Speaker 3: my load to ten Bell next week, ten Bell, and
- 27:10Speaker 3: I'll be slipping the best steak you ever slipped between
- 27:13Speaker 3: your lips. I'm Boss Flanning and I'm Bob's partner, and
- 27:16Speaker 3: this coming fall barbecue season, we'll slip it in. I
- 27:20Speaker 3: don't know, slip it in. What do you want me
- 27:23Speaker 3: to say? This is? You know this is not working out.
- 27:28Speaker 3: And by the way, why don't we get to use
- 27:30Speaker 3: your jingle? We're gonna put the meat in the mouth.
- 27:32Speaker 3: Do you have a jingle? But do you have a jingle?
- 27:36Speaker 6: No?
- 27:36Speaker 3: I do not. Okay, that's why I'm a brit I'm
- 27:39Speaker 3: from I'm from England. Okay, we don't have jingles. We
- 27:43Speaker 3: just have good hardworking salespeople, good hard working manufacturers, producers
- 27:49Speaker 3: and sales reps up and down the country. They don't
- 27:52Speaker 3: have this nonsense about packing their meat.
- 27:57Speaker 2: When does this thing get produced?
- 28:00Speaker 3: I think, what the day before, day after tomorrow? That's right,
- 28:02Speaker 3: the day before, the day after tomorrow, the day I
- 28:05Speaker 3: meant to say, the day after tomorrow? Yes, on uh,
- 28:08Speaker 3: what's the day after tomorrow? Friday? Now it's Monday. We're
- 28:12Speaker 3: going in the studio on Monday. Okay, yeah, so it's Monday,
- 28:16Speaker 3: philm on Monday. I say, work on it. Yeah, we'll
- 28:20Speaker 3: no kidding you if you're nothing but criticize it. Oh.
- 28:23Speaker 3: I appreciate the input, but I think I think this
- 28:26Speaker 3: is a bad format to be sitting here in your
- 28:29Speaker 3: program like that, three blind mice. I think we have
- 28:32Speaker 3: to get together in the studio. We'll be hammer it out.
- 28:37Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question of who of miles?
- 28:40Speaker 3: Can I ask your question? Ted Bell? Yeah? Have you
- 28:43Speaker 3: been drinking? Maybe I have? I'm English, all right, and
- 28:47Speaker 3: we love to have a cocktail with our meal. Jesus, Okay,
- 28:54Speaker 3: you know what I I don't know. We're gonna I'll
- 28:56Speaker 3: see you guys on Monday at the studio and we'll
- 28:58Speaker 3: do that. We'll do this thing and forget about everything else.
- 29:00Speaker 3: All right, Well, you know if you want to use
- 29:03Speaker 3: my jingle, No, we don't want to use your guys.
- 29:07Speaker 2: I suggest you get together after this.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Uh, maybe have dinner and work a few things out,
- 29:11Speaker 3: because you don't sound like you're on the and and
- 29:13Speaker 3: by the way, Myles, there was no point in calling
- 29:15Speaker 3: him a name. Do call him a name. He's talking
- 29:18Speaker 3: about whether I had a cocktail or not. You sound drunk,
- 29:20Speaker 3: is all I was gonna say. Well, I'm not drunk.
- 29:22Speaker 3: You sound drunk. You want to say I drunk? We
- 29:25Speaker 3: want to put a meat in a mouse Jesus, Yeah,
- 29:29Speaker 3: well he's packing. Yes, you can't make fun of that. No,
- 29:33Speaker 3: I Pardoner, Bob Green, We're sending a load of meat
- 29:36Speaker 3: to Ted Bell.
- 29:37Speaker 2: You can't I can't take it anymore. Well, Phil, then
- 29:40Speaker 2: you shouldn't have them up.
- 29:41Speaker 3: I I On any other day I'd be fine, but
- 29:44Speaker 3: today I got a back ache driving me nuts. Thank
- 29:48Speaker 3: you very much, Miles Flanagan, Bob Green, Ted Bell, best
- 29:52Speaker 3: of luck to all of you schmucks.
- 29:55Speaker 2: God Phil, oh who cares. Best of luck to you schmucks,
- 29:58Speaker 2: and getting that commercial produced, because I'm and you have
- 30:00Speaker 2: never heard anything more irritating in my left life listening
- 30:03Speaker 2: to you jack balls arguing about that. Well, Phil's gonna
- 30:09Speaker 2: go take care of his sore back. I guess the
- 30:12Speaker 2: world famous garret you went to work.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Wait a minute, the world famous Phil Henry executive produced
- 30:20Speaker 3: by me, the world famous Philips. I got it. The
- 30:23Speaker 3: world famous Phil Henry Show executive produced by Phil Henry
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- 30:27Speaker 2: What is this fun? Alright, it's just some group. Oh
- 30:31Speaker 2: this is ah Jess, I can't stand this. The world
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