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- 0:09Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Large Ner Drunk Collider podcast,
- 0:12Speaker 1: the podcast that's all about the geeky things happening in
- 0:14Speaker 1: the world around us and how very excited we are
- 0:16Speaker 1: about them. I am arieal Casting and with me is
- 0:19Speaker 1: always is the delightful Jonathan Strickland.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Ope wide the.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Gates, Oh Gates is better. I thought you're gonna be like,
- 0:26Speaker 1: ope wide your mouth and breathe aerial.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Well that too, uh, but you're supposed to You're supposed
- 0:31Speaker 2: to say and let the.
- 0:32Speaker 1: The festival begin. Look, I I'm not a practice.
- 0:38Speaker 2: So uh, welcome to Large Drunk Collider. We're sorry that
- 0:42Speaker 2: we didn't record last week. I had a a I
- 0:46Speaker 2: had to take a mental health day and it happens. Yeah,
- 0:50Speaker 2: but I'm just being transparent about it, right, Like I
- 0:53Speaker 2: was just having I was having some issues with anxiety.
- 0:56Speaker 2: You know, I'm not I'm not immune to that kind
- 0:59Speaker 2: of stuff. And then yeah, and so I got through it.
- 1:04Speaker 2: Lots of people very near and dear to my heart,
- 1:06Speaker 2: like Ariel and Becca, my partner and friend of the show, Shay,
- 1:11Speaker 2: reached out and they were all very helpful. But yeah,
- 1:14Speaker 2: it was a rough time. But now we're back and
- 1:18Speaker 2: The reason I said oplied the gates was because this
- 1:22Speaker 2: weekend that we're coming up to the last weekend of May,
- 1:26Speaker 2: it's also in the beginning of June, is also the
- 1:29Speaker 2: last weekend for the Georgia Renaissance Festival. And I actually
- 1:34Speaker 2: went and visited it on Memorial Day.
- 1:36Speaker 1: So yeah, it was their fortieth anniversary, and they very
- 1:40Speaker 1: graciously invited anybody who had been there, who had performed
- 1:44Speaker 1: there in any capacity in the past, to come out
- 1:46Speaker 1: and celebrate the day, which is you know, it's delightful.
- 1:49Speaker 1: I know Jonathan and I have talked about our qualms
- 1:52Speaker 1: with the direction that the fair has gone in over
- 1:56Speaker 1: the years, but I think that that was a very
- 2:00Speaker 1: kind and wonderful thing to do, So.
- 2:02Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was nice. I went. I had debated
- 2:05Speaker 2: on it. I decided not to dress up, so I
- 2:07Speaker 2: was just there in like shorts and a regular T
- 2:10Speaker 2: shirt and I was wearing the cavalier hat I wore
- 2:14Speaker 2: as the French villain Robert come on there, Marquis Robert,
- 2:20Speaker 2: Marquis de kemembert. I wore that, and I thought a
- 2:28Speaker 2: lot of other people were also not going to dress
- 2:30Speaker 2: up at all. I was wrong. A lot of people
- 2:32Speaker 2: almost everybody else did dress up. There were a few
- 2:34Speaker 2: others like me who slacked off. But I also explained
- 2:38Speaker 2: that I had gained so much weight that had I
- 2:40Speaker 2: tried to dress up, nothing that I own would really
- 2:43Speaker 2: fit me anymore, and I'd be one of those people
- 2:46Speaker 2: wearing an open doublet as a vest because what once
- 2:50Speaker 2: joined in the middle would now be rent asunder by
- 2:53Speaker 2: about four inches of stomach.
- 2:55Speaker 1: I feel you, I have also gained weight. There's there's
- 2:59Speaker 1: a possible I might have fit into one of my costumes.
- 3:02Speaker 1: But let me tell you, guys, I still have all
- 3:05Speaker 1: of my old Renfair costumes. Some are better than others.
- 3:07Speaker 1: The ones that I would have wanted to wear, either
- 3:10Speaker 1: I would not fit into or they have seen some love.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Because even in a court dress, I they went through
- 3:21Speaker 1: the ringer. You know. I wasn't just all prim and
- 3:23Speaker 1: proper all day, because that's no fun or very entertaining.
- 3:27Speaker 2: So yeah, and ultimately my other line was, if they're
- 3:31Speaker 2: not paying me, I'm not dressing up like I might
- 3:34Speaker 2: be going. I might be getting in for free, but
- 3:36Speaker 2: I'm not if they want. If they want the full admiral,
- 3:39Speaker 2: they got a cough up, which is really just because
- 3:43Speaker 2: you know, it's it. I mean, it's it's Georgia in
- 3:48Speaker 2: late spring.
- 3:49Speaker 1: This year has not been so bad so far, knock.
- 3:51Speaker 2: On wood, No, but it was extremely humid because it
- 3:56Speaker 2: had rained heavily that morning. By the time the festival opened,
- 3:59Speaker 2: it wasn't really raining anymore. It was still a little
- 4:01Speaker 2: overcast for the first hour or so, but it was
- 4:05Speaker 2: one of those days you remember, like it just gets swampy. Yeah.
- 4:09Speaker 2: So yeah, but it was nice seeing a lot of
- 4:12Speaker 2: old timers there, people who the fact that I saw
- 4:16Speaker 2: people who were working at the festival when I started
- 4:18Speaker 2: back in nineteen ninety nine was pretty incredible. It was
- 4:24Speaker 2: it was nice, and so I'm glad I did it.
- 4:28Speaker 2: There is part of me that regrets the fact that
- 4:30Speaker 2: I didn't dress up, because I did end up performing
- 4:34Speaker 2: by I did one of my stories, the story, the
- 4:37Speaker 2: one I'm famous for, so because one of our former
- 4:42Speaker 2: kings was there and he asked if I would do it,
- 4:44Speaker 2: So I did.
- 4:45Speaker 1: I didn't go at all, and I definitely have some fomo,
- 4:48Speaker 1: but I didn't have costumes. I didn't want to go
- 4:50Speaker 1: not dressed up. Honestly, I don't know my work ethic
- 4:54Speaker 1: is such as like if I'm getting a ticket as
- 4:57Speaker 1: a guest performer, I feel like I need to perform.
- 5:00Speaker 1: But it's okay, you know, we'll see what happens to
- 5:04Speaker 1: the fair moving forward.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Yes, because there's a new owner. Lancelot Entertainment LLC acquired
- 5:11Speaker 2: Georgia Renaissance Festival earlier this year. In fact, before the
- 5:15Speaker 2: before the season even began, there was a new owner.
- 5:19Speaker 2: And there's going to be some changes in management too.
- 5:23Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not going to go into detail
- 5:24Speaker 2: about that because honestly, there's no reason to.
- 5:27Speaker 1: But I would make your cut it.
- 5:30Speaker 2: You ed. I'm the one who edits, and I'm the
- 5:33Speaker 2: one who publishes it.
- 5:34Speaker 1: I would I would bother you in.
- 5:36Speaker 2: You know.
- 5:36Speaker 1: The other day last week, I was going to be like, well,
- 5:38Speaker 1: I could do some quick stories like Jonathan Dutt did
- 5:40Speaker 1: the last time I was out, But then he was like,
- 5:43Speaker 1: I could maybe edit it, but he'd still have to
- 5:45Speaker 1: publish it. I really need to figure out how to
- 5:47Speaker 1: do that on the days you can't just to lighten
- 5:49Speaker 1: the loads.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, the uh, yeah, there's gonna be some
- 5:55Speaker 2: other changes. So we're curious to see how that how
- 5:57Speaker 2: that unfolds in the future. We don't know. It could
- 5:59Speaker 2: be it could be a great thing, or it might
- 6:02Speaker 2: be that there's no change. I don't know that it
- 6:03Speaker 2: could get much worse.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I mean, you're right, I hope it gets better. I
- 6:09Speaker 1: really truly do. I'm I'm excited for what the future
- 6:12Speaker 1: holds based off of the other fairs this management company
- 6:16Speaker 1: owns I, you know, as much as I have fomo
- 6:20Speaker 1: I and I am so thankful for all of the good.
- 6:25Speaker 1: There was some bad too, but all of the good
- 6:27Speaker 1: that the Renaissance Festival did. Street performing is really such
- 6:30Speaker 1: a special art form. It is a very special kind
- 6:33Speaker 1: of performance in acting, and it's an outdoor theater is
- 6:37Speaker 1: also very special, and I think it's such a powerful
- 6:41Speaker 1: tool to have as any kind of creative or actor
- 6:45Speaker 1: or performer. So I'm truly grateful for that. I do think,
- 6:48Speaker 1: like I'm past I would. I don't think I could
- 6:50Speaker 1: ever do a full season again as a street character.
- 6:53Speaker 1: I think I've moved on from that. But you know,
- 6:55Speaker 1: guest performing or you know, playing one or two sets
- 6:59Speaker 1: is my band is still pretty tempting now.
- 7:02Speaker 2: And then yeah, I think at best I could do
- 7:04Speaker 2: guest performing. Like I sat there and really thought about well.
- 7:09Speaker 2: For one thing, I was hospitalized not too long ago
- 7:13Speaker 2: because of my stress levels. Yeah, I've mentioned it once
- 7:16Speaker 2: or twice.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Sorry, it's part of.
- 7:19Speaker 2: My identity now, but like stress was part of the
- 7:24Speaker 2: reason why I ended up having to be hospitalized, and
- 7:27Speaker 2: so the thought of working eight weeks straight with no
- 7:31Speaker 2: days off is not that appealing to me from a
- 7:34Speaker 2: health perspective. So I would also like I would either
- 7:39Speaker 2: do the thing that some of our other performers have
- 7:41Speaker 2: done where they agree to a certain number of days,
- 7:44Speaker 2: sometimes just one day per weekend, or the dream is
- 7:49Speaker 2: to do what gosh, who was it was it, Tony?
- 7:53Speaker 2: I can't remember. Someone in one of my first seasons,
- 7:56Speaker 2: I want to say it was my second or third season,
- 7:59Speaker 2: had it written into their contract where they were killed
- 8:01Speaker 2: off in the in the middle joust, so that then
- 8:05Speaker 2: they could go. Maybe it was it might have been
- 8:07Speaker 2: strict Yeah is Rick, Yeah, Rick Rick had it built in.
- 8:12Speaker 2: He was the he was the comedic admiral I want
- 8:15Speaker 2: to say, or something like that.
- 8:16Speaker 1: He was he was some final year.
- 8:18Speaker 2: Yeah, so he had it written into his contract where
- 8:21Speaker 2: he's killed. He was killed essentially before the parade.
- 8:26Speaker 1: The p You know, I liked the parade. A lot
- 8:28Speaker 1: of people didn't because you're just walking from what you
- 8:31Speaker 1: walked to one end of the fair, to walk to
- 8:32Speaker 1: the other end of the fair, to walk back to
- 8:34Speaker 1: that first side of that. It's it was a lot,
- 8:36Speaker 1: but I liked it.
- 8:38Speaker 2: I did too, and I like, I know a lot
- 8:39Speaker 2: of patrons actually missed it because they would ask about
- 8:42Speaker 2: even years after we had stopped doing it, they would ask,
- 8:45Speaker 2: when's the parade? And I kind of missed it too.
- 8:49Speaker 2: I did understand like the issues with the parade, which
- 8:52Speaker 2: is that it sucked up all the characters from the village,
- 8:55Speaker 2: put them into a line, and then it would take
- 8:57Speaker 2: another hour to disperse them throughout the village because everyone
- 9:01Speaker 2: would get backstage behind the joust, and like first they
- 9:04Speaker 2: would rest a bit, yeah, and then they were like,
- 9:06Speaker 2: all right, well where are we going to go? And
- 9:08Speaker 2: then so they would just kind of slowly bleed out.
- 9:11Speaker 1: And then eventually there just weren't enough people to do
- 9:13Speaker 1: a parade.
- 9:14Speaker 2: That's also true, like at this point you do a
- 9:16Speaker 2: parade and it's like here's the beginning of the parade,
- 9:18Speaker 2: and there's the end of the parade, and there was
- 9:19Speaker 2: one person in the middle.
- 9:20Speaker 1: But again, it's part of you know, if if you
- 9:24Speaker 1: weren't the kind of if you liked seeing the characters
- 9:26Speaker 1: and you liked feeling like you're in a Renaissance village
- 9:28Speaker 1: as opposed to a Renaissance shopping mall, but you didn't
- 9:32Speaker 1: like interacting. The parade was a great way to do that.
- 9:33Speaker 1: You could see everybody that you had missed. Sometimes you
- 9:36Speaker 1: could have fun little interactions that were so noncommittal that
- 9:40Speaker 1: even if you were like socially anxious, it's like it's
- 9:44Speaker 1: there and it's gone, and now you have this bright
- 9:46Speaker 1: little moment that cost you no energy at all for
- 9:51Speaker 1: a patient.
- 9:52Speaker 2: I got a lot of hugs that way.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I gave out, Like we didn't throw
- 9:56Speaker 1: beads or anything, but I did give out like little
- 9:58Speaker 1: things here and there.
- 10:00Speaker 2: And yeah I did too. I gave out hugs.
- 10:02Speaker 1: I mean, I gave out like little gems and stuff.
- 10:05Speaker 1: But yeah, fun times. I'm glad you had fun, Jonathan.
- 10:10Speaker 2: I am too. And unrelated to that, I have a
- 10:14Speaker 2: question for you.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you to Pa Presence for suggesting it over
- 10:20Speaker 1: on Discord. We love the feedback to.
- 10:23Speaker 2: Bring the old question for Ariel back. And so your
- 10:26Speaker 2: question and just so y'all know, I shared this with
- 10:30Speaker 2: her ahead of time, and I did that because I
- 10:32Speaker 2: think it's way more interesting if she has a chance
- 10:34Speaker 2: to think about it, as opposed to putting her on
- 10:36Speaker 2: the spot and then she just says whatever comes to me.
- 10:38Speaker 1: I totally thought about it today.
- 10:40Speaker 2: So so you're you're cleaning your house, Ariel, and as
- 10:45Speaker 2: you're cleaning your house, you come across a talisman? What
- 10:47Speaker 2: is it? And what does it?
- 10:48Speaker 1: Doue oh, I know what it does that I like
- 10:53Speaker 1: took it was no brainer. The talisman would be Its
- 10:58Speaker 1: power would be to stop, so I could nap without
- 11:02Speaker 1: cutting into the time I need for everything else to
- 11:04Speaker 1: do in the day, Like just like its own little
- 11:07Speaker 1: pocket dimension of napdom and come back to the same time.
- 11:10Speaker 1: So like I need at two fifteen, I take a nap,
- 11:13Speaker 1: and then I come back at two fifteen, And that
- 11:14Speaker 1: way I still have time for everything else I need today,
- 11:17Speaker 1: because Lord knows, I don't get enough sleep. I'm trying.
- 11:21Speaker 1: I especially need to for next week. I have an
- 11:25Speaker 1: overnight shoot.
- 11:26Speaker 2: But yeah, but I think that's a good answer. I
- 11:31Speaker 2: like that your your use of time stoppage is to
- 11:35Speaker 2: take a nap and not to I don't know rob
- 11:38Speaker 2: a bank or I.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Mean, look, I'm a klutz and I'm also a pretty
- 11:43Speaker 1: honest person, So I just think i'd fail really hard
- 11:46Speaker 1: at robbing a bank.
- 11:47Speaker 2: I mean, if time has stopped, you pretty much have
- 11:50Speaker 2: all the time of the world to get.
- 11:51Speaker 1: It, don't But I would totally end up leaving some
- 11:54Speaker 1: sort of evidence that I would get tracked back to me.
- 11:56Speaker 1: I can't even pickpocket. Pickpocket successfully involved skate three.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that's fair.
- 12:02Speaker 1: I think the talisman probably would be like like a nekakola.
- 12:08Speaker 2: Okay, so, yeah, you found the neck pillow of napping,
- 12:12Speaker 2: which allows you to nap without the time passing, so
- 12:15Speaker 2: that you still have all those hours left in your
- 12:18Speaker 2: day to do whatever you need to do.
- 12:19Speaker 1: It's the dream, I hear you.
- 12:22Speaker 2: All right, that's a good answer.
- 12:23Speaker 1: What about you?
- 12:24Speaker 2: Oh well, now we're asking me.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes I'm going to ask you questions. Seat then hey, also, listeners,
- 12:30Speaker 1: if you have a question you want us to ask
- 12:32Speaker 1: each other during this section, put it in the discorder,
- 12:35Speaker 1: email us or message us or whatever.
- 12:37Speaker 2: Yeah, well, talk more about how you can do that
- 12:39Speaker 2: at the end of the show. But okay, so for me,
- 12:41Speaker 2: I decided it would be a magic dry erase marker,
- 12:45Speaker 2: and anything I write on an erase board becomes true
- 12:50Speaker 2: until it's erased. Nice, So if I write, if I
- 12:54Speaker 2: want to keep it true forever, I got to keep it.
- 12:56Speaker 2: I can't erase it, and that means it just sits there.
- 12:59Speaker 2: And I think it has to be limited to a
- 13:01Speaker 2: single or maybe it's a combo. It's a single dry
- 13:04Speaker 2: erase board and a marker, and it only works so
- 13:08Speaker 2: that way. Like I can't just grab an endless number
- 13:11Speaker 2: of erase boards and manipulate reality. I can only do
- 13:15Speaker 2: like one reality changing thing at a time because I
- 13:19Speaker 2: want there to be limitations on my godlike powers.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't. You can't be cosmically unstoppable. I appreciate
- 13:26Speaker 1: your constraint, Jonathan.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to be the beyonder from Marvel. Yeah,
- 13:33Speaker 2: I think. I think that's the only fair thing. And
- 13:35Speaker 2: then that could get you into all sorts of hijinks,
- 13:37Speaker 2: like I'm pretty sure I've seen both comedies and horror
- 13:40Speaker 2: movies with similar premises.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. That that was fun.
- 13:48Speaker 2: Well, then, now, now let's talk about since we have
- 13:51Speaker 2: so many segments of the show.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Now we do. I'm gonna have to rush through some
- 13:54Speaker 1: of them because we ended up talking about Phara a
- 13:56Speaker 1: whole lot before we hit record.
- 13:57Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta, we got to. We've got a bun
- 14:00Speaker 2: just stuff to talk about today. Well, let's let's start
- 14:02Speaker 2: by talking about what we've seen since the last time
- 14:04Speaker 2: we recorded. It's been two weeks.
- 14:06Speaker 1: It has, and in that time, we have reorganized our
- 14:08Speaker 1: spreadsheet to be the order we're supposed to do it in.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, it's actually in the correct order now.
- 14:17Speaker 2: So I got to see Sinners. I actually saw that
- 14:20Speaker 2: before our last recording, but I didn't get to talk
- 14:23Speaker 2: about it. I really really enjoyed it. I have I
- 14:29Speaker 2: have bones to pick with certain parts of the movie,
- 14:32Speaker 2: but that's like, that's just my nitpicky brain overall. I
- 14:37Speaker 2: first of all, the use of music in that movie
- 14:40Speaker 2: spoke to me on a level that felt very personal.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Like the idea of music having this supernatural power really
- 14:49Speaker 2: appeals to me, as does like all the different mythologies
- 14:53Speaker 2: and legends and folklore that relate to music and the supernatural.
- 14:56Speaker 2: So I really love that.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Same. They even teased with like doing like like a
- 15:00Speaker 1: baby driver kite kind of thing where like actions were
- 15:03Speaker 1: hitting to the music, but they didn't really commit to that.
- 15:05Speaker 1: That's one of my bones. I also very much loved
- 15:07Speaker 1: this movie, but I went in super critical because it
- 15:10Speaker 1: had been lauded so much before I saw it that,
- 15:14Speaker 1: you know, maybe I was just being overly critical. But yeah,
- 15:16Speaker 1: I love the use of music as well.
- 15:18Speaker 2: I will say that I have I can understand the folks.
- 15:21Speaker 2: I think you said that your partner felt this way,
- 15:24Speaker 2: but that I can understand the folks who felt that
- 15:28Speaker 2: the stuff before the I mean, everyone knows it's vampires, right,
- 15:32Speaker 2: I mean, it's been out forever now, but the stuff
- 15:35Speaker 2: before the vampires was the most interesting for some people.
- 15:38Speaker 2: It's the opposite. I like the vampires stuff, but I
- 15:41Speaker 2: also felt that, I don't know, it felt like it
- 15:44Speaker 2: was two different movies. To me. It didn't feel like
- 15:47Speaker 2: it didn't feel like one was better than the other.
- 15:49Speaker 2: They just felt like they were two different movies that
- 15:51Speaker 2: got smashed together, kind of like what I don't know
- 15:53Speaker 2: a large nerdron Collider might do if we still had
- 15:56Speaker 2: time to do those nationals.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Likes Donna the Dead meets Oh Brother, We're o.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Art thou That's good? Yeah, or or like Lost Boys Beats,
- 16:05Speaker 2: Oh brother, we at thal Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, totally yeah.
- 16:09Speaker 1: I loved it. Also in the music. I don't know
- 16:13Speaker 1: if I said this when I watched it, because we
- 16:14Speaker 1: talked about it a little bit when I watched it
- 16:16Speaker 1: before you had that, you know, the the initial three
- 16:21Speaker 1: vampires are some dorky white people who sing Celtic music.
- 16:26Speaker 1: And at one point during one of their songs that
- 16:28Speaker 1: I knew and had to stop myself from singing in
- 16:30Speaker 1: the theater, I then had to make sure that I
- 16:32Speaker 1: was not, in fact a vampire. I had to check
- 16:34Speaker 1: with my husband.
- 16:37Speaker 2: Was it was it? Was it all around the heather
- 16:39Speaker 2: or was it the h.
- 16:41Speaker 1: It was wild mountain time. But also I know I
- 16:45Speaker 1: also knew Rocky Road to Doublin. The Only one I
- 16:47Speaker 1: wasn't familiar with that the vampires sing, because the vampire sing, sorry,
- 16:50Speaker 1: that isn't yeah, I don't I don't know. That's probably
- 16:57Speaker 1: a real song. I just wasn't familiar.
- 16:59Speaker 2: I wasn't familiar with that one. That sounded more like
- 17:01Speaker 2: a Southern one than an Irish ballad to me. But yeah,
- 17:04Speaker 2: so enjoyed it, and then I've also watched I have
- 17:08Speaker 2: not seen the most recent episode. But I've watched I
- 17:12Speaker 2: think three or four episodes of maybe even five of
- 17:16Speaker 2: poker Face season two. I lost track of the fact
- 17:20Speaker 2: that it was on again. Uh, And so then I
- 17:24Speaker 2: caught up last week. I started watching the most recent episode,
- 17:29Speaker 2: and I had to nope out and read a bit
- 17:33Speaker 2: of a little bit more information about it to find
- 17:37Speaker 2: out what was going on, because I was worried that
- 17:38Speaker 2: it was going to involve child death, and I was like,
- 17:41Speaker 2: that's gonna be way too fricking grim for this show
- 17:44Speaker 2: that treats death so cavalierly. Like I like poker Face,
- 17:49Speaker 2: but poker Face season two feels like it's way more
- 17:52Speaker 2: casual with the killing than season one was, so like
- 17:58Speaker 2: like they're treating the killing almost like it's a joke
- 18:01Speaker 2: in some of the episodes, and I don't feel comfortable
- 18:05Speaker 2: with it. I feel like it was treated a little
- 18:09Speaker 2: more seriously in the first season. Now that might just
- 18:11Speaker 2: be my perception, but it is like everything else is fine,
- 18:16Speaker 2: although it is wild that I feel they're taking even
- 18:19Speaker 2: longer to bring Charlie into the stories now, Like the
- 18:25Speaker 2: setup is so long it's easily half an episode, if
- 18:29Speaker 2: not more. For some of these episodes and then Charlie
- 18:32Speaker 2: finally gets brought in, so she's not even there for
- 18:34Speaker 2: that long to do anything anyway. It's also weird because
- 18:40Speaker 2: sometimes it seems like characters are picking up on the
- 18:42Speaker 2: fact that she's able to detect lies.
- 18:47Speaker 1: I haven't watched it, but isn't she also like just
- 18:50Speaker 1: very open about.
- 18:50Speaker 2: That she is. But there are times where characters haven't
- 18:56Speaker 2: had that conversation with her but appear to already understand
- 19:01Speaker 2: what she's capable of, so that they are carefully speaking
- 19:05Speaker 2: around a lie so that they're not actually lying. And
- 19:08Speaker 2: I'm like, that makes sense if you know what she's
- 19:11Speaker 2: capable of, right.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Maybe her reputation precedes her.
- 19:14Speaker 2: No one knows who this chick is. No one knows.
- 19:18Speaker 2: That's the whole point. She's supposed to be a nobody,
- 19:20Speaker 2: So I don't know. There are things about the season
- 19:23Speaker 2: that I think are just not being handled as well
- 19:25Speaker 2: as season one. It's still natash Leone is still amazing,
- 19:29Speaker 2: she's still phenomenal in the role. The actors and the
- 19:32Speaker 2: guest stars, they're getting our fund Cynthia Rivo clearly had
- 19:35Speaker 2: a great time playing like five different characters in the
- 19:38Speaker 2: first episode. But I don't think it's as well done
- 19:43Speaker 2: as the first season.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Personally, gotcha. I I haven't watched Today's murder Bot. I
- 19:50Speaker 1: technically was awake when it came out last night, but
- 19:52Speaker 1: I was like, I want to be fully conscious when
- 19:55Speaker 1: I watch it. Really loving that show. I was mad
- 19:59Speaker 1: last week because they ended the episode at a point
- 20:02Speaker 1: where I thought it was horrible to end. Because they're
- 20:05Speaker 1: thirty minute episodes and it's so good. I wish they
- 20:08Speaker 1: were longer, and they're also only releasing one episode a week.
- 20:12Speaker 1: I've also started Ted Lasso. I'm almost through the first season.
- 20:16Speaker 1: I hate to say I like it because I was like,
- 20:18Speaker 1: I don't really like soccer. I don't want to watch
- 20:20Speaker 1: Ted last It is very good. Everybody was right. It's
- 20:22Speaker 1: very fun. It's you know, it's it's like Welcome to Wrexham,
- 20:24Speaker 1: but like cheeky comedy and also mostly uplifting.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Yeah, fairly wholesome, even with all the like the hooligans.
- 20:34Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's tv Ama, but mostly for language.
- 20:40Speaker 1: There's there's definitely some adult content in there, but it's
- 20:42Speaker 1: still pretty wholesome. I finished my first play through a
- 20:47Speaker 1: Bolder Skate three last night. Congratulations, thank you, everybody had
- 20:51Speaker 1: a happy ending and no and no allies died during
- 20:55Speaker 1: the final fight. Now mind you. I had started the
- 20:57Speaker 1: game on normal mode Explore mode, and I I went
- 21:00Speaker 1: or balance mode and like, as soon as I hit
- 21:05Speaker 1: the under dark, I moved it over to Explore mode,
- 21:07Speaker 1: which is the easy I just want to play this
- 21:09Speaker 1: fun story and not pull out my hair in these
- 21:12Speaker 1: fights mode, which I needed because still several of the
- 21:17Speaker 1: fights I had to go through two or three times
- 21:19Speaker 1: to figure out how to win them. My only complaint
- 21:22Speaker 1: with the game is that it doesn't save often enough
- 21:25Speaker 1: for me, so I ended up quick saving an awful lot,
- 21:29Speaker 1: which meant that I kept running out of space. And
- 21:33Speaker 1: now i've I didn't label because I was quick saving,
- 21:36Speaker 1: I didn't label my saves, so now I just got
- 21:38Speaker 1: to get rid of the game to play my next
- 21:39Speaker 1: play through. I am debating between playing like a Charisma
- 21:43Speaker 1: character and romancing Gale, the other character I said I
- 21:46Speaker 1: would never romance because it seems like a fun story,
- 21:49Speaker 1: or playing a Dark Urge and doing the Dark Urge storyline.
- 21:53Speaker 1: I don't know which I want to do first. I'm
- 21:54Speaker 1: gonna do both.
- 21:56Speaker 2: I find playing a bar is fun because you can
- 21:59Speaker 2: make people do really dumb things. But it's also very
- 22:03Speaker 2: challenging because a bart is not a heavy hitter when
- 22:05Speaker 2: it comes to combat.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I so like I could play a Bart,
- 22:10Speaker 1: or I could play like a warlock for my Gail,
- 22:12Speaker 1: play my Gail play through. I'm not playing it to
- 22:14Speaker 1: romance Gale. I just think that's that's the character whose
- 22:17Speaker 1: story I want to see play out next.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Did your romance anyone in this one?
- 22:22Speaker 1: I did. I. So here's the thing. I went into
- 22:25Speaker 1: the game being like, everybody stands Astorian and I'm not
- 22:29Speaker 1: gonna do that because I'm not that basic and whatever.
- 22:33Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna romance will. But yeah, but
- 22:39Speaker 1: especially like, I was surprised how First of all, I
- 22:45Speaker 1: was surprised kind of what Astarian storyline actually is. It
- 22:48Speaker 1: has to deal with, you know, abuse and mistreatment and
- 22:52Speaker 1: things like that, and he did it in such an honest, real, thoughtful,
- 22:56Speaker 1: caring way because the voice actor Neil Nubahan, worked with
- 22:59Speaker 1: the directors on it, and if you listen to any interviews,
- 23:02Speaker 1: put so much care and thought into the development of
- 23:05Speaker 1: the character and the story being told that it's just
- 23:07Speaker 1: it's it's very honest and it's very beautiful. Beautiful is
- 23:11Speaker 1: the wrong word. It's just very honest. And I it
- 23:15Speaker 1: took me in a way that I did not expect.
- 23:18Speaker 1: It touched me in a way I didn't expect it to,
- 23:20Speaker 1: and I'm actually really glad that I did that. I
- 23:24Speaker 1: wish I had done that as the dark Urge because
- 23:25Speaker 1: apparently there's like a whole nother storyline you get with
- 23:28Speaker 1: a Starian if you're a dark Urge, because they have
- 23:31Speaker 1: similar situations that they're trying to get out of, and
- 23:33Speaker 1: that kind of helping each other through a bad time
- 23:36Speaker 1: thing is something that really resonates with me. So maybe
- 23:42Speaker 1: I'll romance a Storian again for that, I just know
- 23:44Speaker 1: I'm probably not. Maybe I will do twenty playthroughs in
- 23:47Speaker 1: every iteration I can possibly do. But yeah, well ended up.
- 23:52Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought I was going to romance.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Well I ended up romancing Historian. And it was a
- 23:58Speaker 1: good story. But everybody had a happy ending. I was
- 24:00Speaker 1: so surprised. Like the worst ending was honestly not having
- 24:05Speaker 1: a weighted cure because I kept a Storry in a
- 24:07Speaker 1: spawn instead of ascending, and so he's still a vampire
- 24:13Speaker 1: and can't go out in the Sun.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Sorry spoilers, Jonathan, Yeah, I mean I knew he was
- 24:18Speaker 2: a vampire, okay.
- 24:20Speaker 1: And then uh, but that's all I knew. Yeah, and
- 24:23Speaker 1: then well, I don't want to spoil anything else. Anyhow,
- 24:26Speaker 1: everybody had a pretty happy ending. It was very good
- 24:28Speaker 1: and I totally didn't cry the last time I patted
- 24:30Speaker 1: the dog or the owl bear before ending my game,
- 24:34Speaker 1: I totally didn't. I totally didn't cry. I don't know why.
- 24:36Speaker 1: I was like, I'm leaving these pets that I had,
- 24:39Speaker 1: and you don't even have that many interactions with them.
- 24:42Speaker 1: They're just kind of around your camp.
- 24:44Speaker 2: But I don't know, well, I mean, they make the
- 24:46Speaker 2: dog and the olbear like so like loyal and friendly
- 24:53Speaker 2: to your character if you're if you're playing it, like
- 24:55Speaker 2: if you're playing it compassionately, that you know. I remember
- 25:01Speaker 2: watching a video where they talked about how characters in
- 25:04Speaker 2: your camp will be sad if the dog dies. Yeah,
- 25:10Speaker 2: and then I'm like that that is something I will
- 25:13Speaker 2: not let happen.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Well, which it's like you have to make specific choices
- 25:17Speaker 1: for Scratch the dog Scratch to die in your camp
- 25:21Speaker 1: because outside of the camp, you can summon him as
- 25:23Speaker 1: a familiar and if he gets killed in a battle,
- 25:25Speaker 1: he just goes back to camp. Yeah, so it has
- 25:29Speaker 1: to be a decision you make in camp, which is
- 25:31Speaker 1: a decision you make because there are a few opportunities
- 25:36Speaker 1: to fight for fights to start in camp, especially if
- 25:39Speaker 1: you're playing a dark urge. But for the most part,
- 25:42Speaker 1: those are just exposition right enrolled.
- 25:45Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fighting out character backgrounds and motivations and that
- 25:48Speaker 2: kind of thing.
- 25:49Speaker 1: I did learn. I did not long rest nearly enough
- 25:53Speaker 1: in Act one, but it was a lot of fun,
- 25:57Speaker 1: and I also did I it apparently did a bunch
- 25:59Speaker 1: of quests out of order, although I think I got
- 26:02Speaker 1: to pretty much everything. There was one quest I couldn't
- 26:05Speaker 1: do an Act three, but because I used a mod,
- 26:06Speaker 1: I already had the thing I would get from that quest,
- 26:09Speaker 1: so it wasn't a big deal. Well, oh wait, one
- 26:12Speaker 1: more thing I'm catching. I've caught up on Doctor Who,
- 26:15Speaker 1: but balder Skate has been I like this season, but
- 26:17Speaker 1: balder Skate has been more interesting.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Okay, well, then let us now turn to thirty seconds
- 26:25Speaker 2: or less. We've got a whole bunch because obviously we
- 26:27Speaker 2: skipped last week, so we kept a lot of the
- 26:29Speaker 2: stories that are on there. So while some of these
- 26:32Speaker 2: are perhaps a little on the stale side, we still
- 26:35Speaker 2: felt that they were relevant enough for us to mention.
- 26:39Speaker 2: So with that, I guess we'll get started. So here
- 26:42Speaker 2: we go. Disney Slash Marvel announced that the two upcoming
- 26:47Speaker 2: Avengers films, currently subtitled Doomsday and Secret Wars, will come
- 26:51Speaker 2: out a little later than previously planned. Doomsday was to
- 26:54Speaker 2: come out on May first, twenty twenty six, but now
- 26:57Speaker 2: it's been pushed back to December eighteenth of twenty twenty six.
- 27:00Speaker 2: Secret Wars was supposed to come out May seventh, twenty
- 27:02Speaker 2: twenty seven. Now we'll come out December seventeenth, twenty twenty seven.
- 27:06Speaker 2: So what is taking the place of Avengers Doomsday. That
- 27:08Speaker 2: would be the Devilwaars Prada too. I am not kidding.
- 27:13Speaker 1: I'm not as interested in the Devil Wars product, But
- 27:16Speaker 1: take your time on these movies. Make them good. Other
- 27:19Speaker 1: things that have been pushed back are in the animation world.
- 27:21Speaker 1: So Teenage Mutant Ninja, Turtles, Mutant Mayhem too, well, that's
- 27:25Speaker 1: a mouthful has been pushed from September has been pushed
- 27:29Speaker 1: from October twenty twenty six to September seventeenth, twenty twenty seven,
- 27:35Speaker 1: and also apparently the legend of Aang Last Airbender has
- 27:40Speaker 1: been pushed back as well from January to October of
- 27:44Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. But Paw Patrol has been bumped up.
- 27:48Speaker 2: So yes, so blue Skies are here again after a
- 27:55Speaker 2: closed beta period. Computer animation film Cartwheel is in business.
- 27:59Speaker 2: So what's Cartwheel's bag? AI? Maybe? Yep? Cartwheel uses AI
- 28:04Speaker 2: to assist in and speed up the process of three
- 28:06Speaker 2: D computer animation. According to Deadline, Cartwheel says it can
- 28:10Speaker 2: take video or even text and turn it into three
- 28:13Speaker 2: D animations that can be edited and inserted into projects.
- 28:16Speaker 2: Will this tech help reduce crunch time for overworked animators
- 28:20Speaker 2: or will it put them out of work entirely? Hmmm?
- 28:24Speaker 1: AI is being used elsewhere in Fortnite Apparently James Earl
- 28:30Speaker 1: Jones voice will be used along with a Darth Vader skin.
- 28:33Speaker 1: They have been working very closely with James Earl Jones's
- 28:36Speaker 1: state on this, so they have permission to do it.
- 28:39Speaker 1: I think you also have to be like eight, You
- 28:41Speaker 1: have to be over a certain age to use that skin.
- 28:43Speaker 1: I guess Darth Vader is just a little mean for something.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if you're like me. You've often found yourself
- 28:51Speaker 2: at a Chuck Entertainment cheese establishment, mallet in hand, prepared
- 28:55Speaker 2: to smash a critter back into a hole, and then
- 28:58Speaker 2: you think, I wonder what that little guy my story is. Well,
- 29:01Speaker 2: worry no longer, because Tri Star Pictures and Mattel announced
- 29:04Speaker 2: a live action, animated hybrid film about Whack a Mole.
- 29:09Speaker 2: And while I'm kind of throwing shade right now, I
- 29:11Speaker 2: don't know, Maybe it'll turn out to be good.
- 29:14Speaker 1: From Whack a Mole to leap Frog, uh kind of.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Conan O'Brien is voicing a character in Toy Story five.
- 29:20Speaker 1: The character's name is Smarty Pants, apparently dealing with like
- 29:24Speaker 1: all of the digital toys that kids have nowadays. So
- 29:27Speaker 1: I'm guessing he's going to be some sort of leap
- 29:28Speaker 1: Frog sort of character. We don't know much more about
- 29:30Speaker 1: the story or exactly what it is, but it's coming.
- 29:35Speaker 2: Here are some updates on the Hunger Games Sunrise. On
- 29:38Speaker 2: the Reaping casting, Elle Fanning will play Fie. That's the
- 29:41Speaker 2: character Elizabeth Banks played in the original film series. Ray
- 29:44Speaker 2: Fines is playing President Snow. Molly McCann and Iona Bell
- 29:48Speaker 2: will play Luella and Lulu. Other actors include Jesse Plemons,
- 29:53Speaker 2: Maya Hawk, Whitney Peeke McKenna, Grace and many, many many more.
- 29:57Speaker 2: In fact, soon I expect we'll see some stories about
- 30:00Speaker 2: the few people in Hollywood who haven't been cast in it.
- 30:04Speaker 1: Street Fighter is also doing some casting. They're looking at
- 30:08Speaker 1: Jason Momoa, Andrew Kogi, and Noah Centino for they're in talks.
- 30:14Speaker 1: But apparently those talks are happening. Kityle Sakurai, I'm sorry
- 30:20Speaker 1: I should have looked out to pronounce it before this
- 30:23Speaker 1: moment in time. Who has done writing, directing and producing
- 30:27Speaker 1: on The Eric Andre Show is directing it. I the
- 30:33Speaker 1: first Street Fighter movie was so bad, but rale Julia
- 30:36Speaker 1: was so good eating the scenery as m Bison. I
- 30:41Speaker 1: I honestly don't know if they can capture the same magic.
- 30:46Speaker 2: For me. It was a Tuesday. Have you ever watched
- 30:51Speaker 2: Hitchcock's classic film Psycho and thought, I wonder what this
- 30:54Speaker 2: would be like if I were set in England in
- 30:55Speaker 2: the eighteen fifties. Well, maybe the upcoming Victorian Psycho will
- 30:59Speaker 2: answer that question. Okay, so it's not a reimagining of
- 31:02Speaker 2: Robert Block's story about a motel owner with mommy issues.
- 31:06Speaker 2: This one follows a psychotic governess as she kills her
- 31:08Speaker 2: way through the staff of a large manor house. Mica
- 31:12Speaker 2: Monroe will star as the titular psycho. I thought it
- 31:16Speaker 2: was just.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Gonna be Jack the Ripper. Okay, Sesame Street. Sesame Street
- 31:21Speaker 1: lost its contract or ended its contract with HBO at
- 31:25Speaker 1: the end of twenty twenty four, but do not worry.
- 31:28Speaker 1: It is now coming to Netflix. It be available on
- 31:31Speaker 1: PBS as well. They're also updating the format. Some they're
- 31:34Speaker 1: gonna have, like many novella stories to like ten to
- 31:38Speaker 1: fifteen minute episodes about specific characters which you know will
- 31:44Speaker 1: be interesting to see. I'm not again it.
- 31:48Speaker 2: Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. The live action
- 31:51Speaker 2: Lelo and Stitch movie broke quote all the box office
- 31:54Speaker 2: records end quote. According to Deadline, it racked up the
- 31:57Speaker 2: largest Memorial Day weekend box office at one hundred and
- 31:59Speaker 2: eighty two point six million bucks. It's the largest opening
- 32:02Speaker 2: for a PG movie in May that had the biggest
- 32:05Speaker 2: Tuesday box office in May, beating out Shrek the Third
- 32:09Speaker 2: and lots of other records to boot. Deadline also reports
- 32:12Speaker 2: the movie is projected to rake in settle yourself four
- 32:15Speaker 2: point two billion dollars in the United States and Canada alone.
- 32:20Speaker 1: Family and Horror. That's this year ninety three percent fresh audience.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Right now, I think this is the last one. Yes,
- 32:28Speaker 1: this is the last one for everybody who's waiting for
- 32:31Speaker 1: the third season of Severance, which they are working on,
- 32:34Speaker 1: and they do say that they aim to get it
- 32:36Speaker 1: out sooner than the second season. More good news, Ben
- 32:41Speaker 1: Stiller has ideas for at least two spinoffs in the
- 32:45Speaker 1: Severance world. That's all they are right now. But for
- 32:50Speaker 1: those who are like, surely they can't go on forever
- 32:53Speaker 1: in this first story, don't worry. There might be more.
- 32:58Speaker 2: I sure hope one of those is Who's that Goat?
- 33:02Speaker 1: If the goats are just what they showed at the
- 33:04Speaker 1: end of season two, I will be very sad.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well, let's talk about some stuff that
- 33:11Speaker 2: doesn't actually fit our lineup. But we've got a couple
- 33:15Speaker 2: of things to say about them. I put in a
- 33:19Speaker 2: trailer for season four of The Bear. I know that
- 33:21Speaker 2: Ariel watches The Bear. I do not, so I don't
- 33:25Speaker 2: have a lot to say about this one, because like
- 33:28Speaker 2: I didn't, I mean, all I could tell is that
- 33:30Speaker 2: people are talking about fine dining.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Yeah, so once again I like the bear. People didn't
- 33:38Speaker 1: like season three as much as some of the other seasons,
- 33:40Speaker 1: but I give it a lot of grace. It had
- 33:41Speaker 1: some very good moments, and also they were dealing with
- 33:44Speaker 1: it in the middle of all of the strikes, so
- 33:48Speaker 1: that's hard. But it looks like they are all going
- 33:52Speaker 1: to try to get along a little better this season. Honestly,
- 33:55Speaker 1: it looks like the same problems. They're running out of money,
- 33:57Speaker 1: they keep having fighting and it causes inconsistency and they
- 34:01Speaker 1: need to get past that or the restaurant's going to close.
- 34:04Speaker 1: Maybe this season they'll actually do that. I realize they'll
- 34:07Speaker 1: have to find it a new stick for season five.
- 34:09Speaker 1: If that's the case. I do like the show, but yeah,
- 34:13Speaker 1: it looks a little bit like more of the same.
- 34:17Speaker 2: We also saw a trailer for a film called Caught Stealing.
- 34:22Speaker 2: This one stars Austin Butler as like a bartender guy
- 34:27Speaker 2: who has he's friends with a mohawked Matt Smith.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Matt Smith, not our friend from the Renaissance Festival, but
- 34:34Speaker 1: the doctor who Matt Smith.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Yeah, doctor who Matt Smith. So he's got a spikey
- 34:38Speaker 2: mohawk and he's a he's sort of a punk rocker type.
- 34:41Speaker 2: And the plot, from what I can gather is that
- 34:46Speaker 2: Matt Smith's character is asking Austin Butler's character to look
- 34:49Speaker 2: after his place while he goes out of town. And
- 34:53Speaker 2: then it turns out that Matt Smith's character has run
- 34:56Speaker 2: a foul of multiple branches of organized crime, possibly stealing
- 35:02Speaker 2: from all of them, and now they all want to
- 35:04Speaker 2: call what's theirs due. I wrote that it looks like
- 35:08Speaker 2: if Guy Ritchie had directed The Big Lebowski.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Yeah, it actually looks kind of fun there. There's a
- 35:14Speaker 1: lot of cute bits in the trailer. It also has
- 35:17Speaker 1: vaguely Keanu vibes because Austin Butler is watching Matt Smith's cat. Next,
- 35:23Speaker 1: we have a movie called Chief of War, which honestly
- 35:28Speaker 1: I confused with like an Amazon Prime show that came
- 35:31Speaker 1: out while.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Again it is a series though kind of movie.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Okay, Well, it's a trailer for a series called Chief
- 35:37Speaker 1: of War, which has to do with kind of the
- 35:43Speaker 1: Hawaiian history of colonization.
- 35:45Speaker 2: Yeah, unification and colonization. So it's set at the turn
- 35:49Speaker 2: of the eighteenth century. There's it's got a predominantly Polynesian cast,
- 35:56Speaker 2: which is great, and the lead is one of the
- 36:01Speaker 2: superstars of the silver screen, Bobafet Jason Momoa, I mean
- 36:08Speaker 2: Boba FET's also in it, yeah, but Jason Momoa is
- 36:11Speaker 2: obviously like the lead in it. So it comes out
- 36:16Speaker 2: on August first, twenty twenty five. We also have a
- 36:22Speaker 2: horror movie trailer that we got for Bark. Now, I
- 36:25Speaker 2: should say Bark actually came out way back in twenty
- 36:28Speaker 2: twenty three, but it had a very limited release. It's
- 36:31Speaker 2: now going to come out on digital video on demand
- 36:34Speaker 2: starting June thirteenth. The plot of Bark is that a
- 36:38Speaker 2: guy wakes up with his arms tied behind him around
- 36:42Speaker 2: a tree in the middle of the woods, and he
- 36:45Speaker 2: seems to be taunted by a mysterious figure. And the
- 36:48Speaker 2: guy doesn't have like he only has flashes of memory,
- 36:52Speaker 2: so he isn't even really sure why he's being treated
- 36:55Speaker 2: this way, and that's kind of how the film unravels.
- 36:58Speaker 2: So it looks like a like a very low budget
- 37:02Speaker 2: horror movie, but hopefully one that's very thoughtful.
- 37:05Speaker 1: I'm glad it wasn't about it wasn't just about dogs. Next,
- 37:10Speaker 1: we have Killing Mary Sue, which I honestly thought was
- 37:15Speaker 1: a Jay and Silent Bob movie at first, but it's not,
- 37:19Speaker 1: okay because Jay is in it. He plays mary Sue's dad.
- 37:23Speaker 2: Yes, So it's about a young woman who when she
- 37:27Speaker 2: was a kid, her dad I think, gets killed in
- 37:31Speaker 2: a robbery attempt, like he's actually trying to rob a
- 37:33Speaker 2: place and gets killed in the process. Her mom remarries,
- 37:37Speaker 2: and the person she remarries ends up being a politician.
- 37:41Speaker 2: At this point, he's a politician who's up for reelection.
- 37:46Speaker 2: This young girl has grown up to be a young woman.
- 37:49Speaker 2: She's rebellious, very punk rocker. Ish punk is having a comeback,
- 37:53Speaker 2: I guess, which is fine.
- 37:55Speaker 1: I'm not against it.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Neither of my I love punk rock. I just it's
- 37:58Speaker 2: just kind of funny to I'm like, we were flashing
- 38:03Speaker 2: back to like the nineties and getting into the two thousands,
- 38:05Speaker 2: but now we're going back to the seventies, okay anyway,
- 38:08Speaker 2: and eighties, seventies and eighties. So she she is kind
- 38:11Speaker 2: of like a rebellious punk type and her dad arranges
- 38:16Speaker 2: to have a hit step dad out on her stepdad.
- 38:18Speaker 2: Her stepdad arranges to have a hit put out on
- 38:21Speaker 2: her so that he can get the sympathy vote, and
- 38:23Speaker 2: also she's just kind of a pain in his butt.
- 38:26Speaker 2: And then she proves herself to be quite adept at
- 38:29Speaker 2: surviving attacks from hired killers, which maybe that makes sense
- 38:35Speaker 2: because I mean, she is Mary Sue after all.
- 38:37Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got a kind of a kind of geeky cast.
- 38:40Speaker 1: Martin Cove plays one of the bad guys who was
- 38:43Speaker 1: also Increase in Karate Kid, and French Stuart from Third
- 38:47Speaker 1: Rock from the Sun is in it, and then Sean
- 38:49Speaker 1: Patrick Flannery, which I swear he's done some geeky things. Oh,
- 38:52Speaker 1: he was in So three D.
- 38:55Speaker 2: So this one. This one comes out June thirteenth on
- 38:58Speaker 2: digital platforms. It looks like it could be entertaining. I'm
- 39:02Speaker 2: sure it's the sort of thing, like it turns out
- 39:04Speaker 2: that she's really good at shooting people because she's good
- 39:06Speaker 2: at video games. But you're like, it's a movie called
- 39:09Speaker 2: Killing Mary Sue. Like, I think they're aware of what
- 39:13Speaker 2: they're doing.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Maybe it's yeah, the concept of what you're saying is like,
- 39:17Speaker 1: it's the killing the concept of the Mary Sue.
- 39:20Speaker 2: Well, I think what they're doing is they're lampshading, right,
- 39:23Speaker 2: They're saying, yeah, she's a Mary Sue. It's in the title,
- 39:27Speaker 2: Like if you come out saying it at the beginning,
- 39:30Speaker 2: then it takes away a lot of the power of
- 39:33Speaker 2: people who would use that as a criticism of the film,
- 39:35Speaker 2: like she's a Mary Sue. Like, yes, that's why her
- 39:38Speaker 2: name is Mary Sue. So you know, it's kind of
- 39:41Speaker 2: like that character is almost impossible to kill. Yes, that's
- 39:45Speaker 2: why we called him Superman. Anyway, our last one in
- 39:50Speaker 2: the doesn't actually fit. This one is the closest one
- 39:53Speaker 2: to fitting. I would think, well, because it's a horror
- 39:57Speaker 2: movie that has like some elements that could be natural,
- 40:01Speaker 2: you don't know if it's supernatural. I think it's actually
- 40:03Speaker 2: probably more psychological horror.
- 40:05Speaker 1: I watched like a third two and a half of
- 40:08Speaker 1: this and then got too scared. But I put it
- 40:10Speaker 1: in for you.
- 40:11Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I didn't think it was I think. I mean,
- 40:13Speaker 2: I think I'm interesting. So the movie is called The Home.
- 40:17Speaker 2: It has Pete Davison in it, who's playing a character
- 40:20Speaker 2: who's been sentenced to doing community service in our retirement home.
- 40:26Speaker 2: It's a retirement home with a difference because this retirement
- 40:29Speaker 2: home has old people in it, and they, as you know,
- 40:32Speaker 2: are evil.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Some of them, not all of them.
- 40:37Speaker 2: All of them are evil. All old people are evil.
- 40:42Speaker 1: Good thing you and I aren't old.
- 40:43Speaker 2: Yeah, just wait, just wait for my birthday trip, because
- 40:46Speaker 2: once I turned fifty.
- 40:48Speaker 1: That's not old. Sixty is the new forty. So you
- 40:52Speaker 1: still got at least ten more years. But it is
- 40:54Speaker 1: still a great milestone to celebrate. I am excited to
- 40:57Speaker 1: see Pete Davidson coming into his own I hope it
- 41:02Speaker 1: does really well. You watched one other giky thing this weekend.
- 41:04Speaker 1: I just or this week I just remembered what was
- 41:07Speaker 1: that Hard Eyes?
- 41:08Speaker 2: Oh? I did watch Hard Eyes? Yeah, yeah, I did.
- 41:12Speaker 2: I watched that last night. I forgot about that. I
- 41:14Speaker 2: don't know why that reminded you. I guess because it's
- 41:17Speaker 2: also a horror movie, but with comedians. Well, first, let
- 41:21Speaker 2: me say that that The Home comes out July twenty fifth.
- 41:25Speaker 2: It is from the creator of The Purge, which.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Depending on how immediately scared.
- 41:30Speaker 2: Me, oh see, to me, I was like, I immediately
- 41:32Speaker 2: maybe go like, okay, well my expectations are lowered, but
- 41:36Speaker 2: that's because I did. I did not like The Purge
- 41:39Speaker 2: very much, but I know that it has a huge following.
- 41:43Speaker 2: So if you did like The Purge and no shade
- 41:45Speaker 2: on you. If you did, people like different things. If
- 41:47Speaker 2: you liked it, you might really like the home.
- 41:49Speaker 1: I just it's the concept is too close to something
- 41:51Speaker 1: that could actually happen to make to make it be
- 41:54Speaker 1: anything that I could endure.
- 41:56Speaker 2: No, I can't ever imagine Pete Davison actually working in
- 41:58Speaker 2: a retirement home.
- 42:00Speaker 1: I meant The Purge. But anyhow, back to Hard Eyes.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Oh, Hard Eyes. I thought it was okay. I you know,
- 42:09Speaker 2: Hard Eyes was an issue. I had like issues with
- 42:11Speaker 2: Hard Eyes, Like it was one of those hard It
- 42:16Speaker 2: was a horror movie that telegraphed one thing right away
- 42:20Speaker 2: to the point where I'm like, if this doesn't happen,
- 42:22Speaker 2: it's a violation of Chekhov's gun because they call it
- 42:27Speaker 2: out twice before it actually becomes maybe even three times
- 42:31Speaker 2: before it becomes a thing, which is not to give
- 42:33Speaker 2: any spoilers, but essentially it's a non weapon thing that
- 42:40Speaker 2: a character ultimately ends up using as a weapon to
- 42:43Speaker 2: rescue themselves at a pivotal moment in the movie, and
- 42:47Speaker 2: I'm like, that's gonna be the thing that kills the killer.
- 42:50Speaker 2: I was mostly right. I was wrong about who I
- 42:54Speaker 2: thought the killer was going to be. I had a
- 42:57Speaker 2: guess that ended up not being effective anyway, But it
- 43:02Speaker 2: was a very clever approach to figuring out, you know,
- 43:06Speaker 2: to to designating a killer. I thought it was fairly entertaining.
- 43:12Speaker 2: I the trappings of the film itself are such that
- 43:18Speaker 2: it kind of doesn't work for me, because it's it's
- 43:21Speaker 2: that super collapsed timeline where you have two characters meet,
- 43:25Speaker 2: have differences but ultimately fall for each other.
- 43:28Speaker 1: It's making fun of a Hallmark movie.
- 43:30Speaker 2: For certain it is, but it's you know, it's trying
- 43:35Speaker 2: to be a romantic comedy and a slasher movie at
- 43:37Speaker 2: the same time, and it is dealing in the tropes
- 43:40Speaker 2: of both of those things. I thought it did the
- 43:43Speaker 2: horror movie part better, Like I mean, it was it
- 43:47Speaker 2: was making if you want to say it was making
- 43:49Speaker 2: fun of romantic comedies, then sure, yes it absolutely does.
- 43:53Speaker 2: But if you were if you wanted to say it
- 43:55Speaker 2: was making fun of romantic comedies by also being you know,
- 43:59Speaker 2: h logically consistent, that's where I think it fell apart
- 44:02Speaker 2: from me. But I did still enjoy it.
- 44:05Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean, I think it just was a Hallmark
- 44:07Speaker 1: movie that was also a slasher I think. But I
- 44:11Speaker 1: was also glad to I saw it when it was
- 44:13Speaker 1: in theaters. I was glad too because Josh Ruben, who
- 44:16Speaker 1: I think is a funny guy, directed it, and I
- 44:18Speaker 1: know that he had been impacted by the wildfires.
- 44:20Speaker 2: So he also he also has a line in it. Yes,
- 44:24Speaker 2: he like he stands up at one moment and yells,
- 44:28Speaker 2: somebody called nine what what? And I'm like, oh, that
- 44:31Speaker 2: just took me out.
- 44:33Speaker 1: I mean, you also had forgotten he directed it at
- 44:36Speaker 1: that I did.
- 44:37Speaker 2: I did.
- 44:38Speaker 1: I was so aware that I was like, of course
- 44:40Speaker 1: he's here.
- 44:40Speaker 2: I remember, well, like he did. I don't remember him
- 44:43Speaker 2: showing up in the Werewolf one that he also directed.
- 44:46Speaker 2: Maybe he did, I can't. I've only it's been a
- 44:49Speaker 2: while since I watched that one.
- 44:50Speaker 1: He played such a non character that it's no problem
- 44:53Speaker 1: him doing that.
- 44:54Speaker 2: No, it just it was just one of those things
- 44:55Speaker 2: where he stood up. I like, hey, wait, is that
- 44:57Speaker 2: Josh Rubin. I'm like, oh, yeah, wait, dumb me. He
- 45:00Speaker 2: the one who directed this one. All right, well, let's
- 45:03Speaker 2: talk about some stuff that actually is on our lineup.
- 45:06Speaker 2: We've got quite a few things to talk about here.
- 45:08Speaker 2: The first of which is we got a trailer for
- 45:12Speaker 2: the prequel to it called it Welcome to Dairy.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a prequel to it, but it just feels
- 45:22Speaker 1: like more it, I agreed, I guess unlike So like,
- 45:27Speaker 1: I did watch the first season of Castle Rock and
- 45:30Speaker 1: half of the second season, and the thing I liked
- 45:32Speaker 1: about it was that it took place in Castle Rock,
- 45:35Speaker 1: which is a place that shows up in a lot
- 45:38Speaker 1: of Stephen King stories. So all of those stories took
- 45:42Speaker 1: place in that town and had bits in there. But
- 45:44Speaker 1: it felt new, and it felt like a new exploration
- 45:48Speaker 1: and maybe some flushing out of other stuff and tying
- 45:53Speaker 1: it together. And I thought it was cool. I thought
- 45:55Speaker 1: it was well done this. I mean, the actors look good,
- 45:59Speaker 1: the special effects look good. It looks like it will
- 46:01Speaker 1: be scary to me, which is not saying much, but yeah,
- 46:06Speaker 1: it just it doesn't Maybe they will subvert my expectations,
- 46:11Speaker 1: but the trailer did not give me anything new to
- 46:14Speaker 1: look forward to.
- 46:15Speaker 2: Here's the thing that kind of blows my mind. So like,
- 46:19Speaker 2: in it, you find out that penny Wise essentially is
- 46:22Speaker 2: working on roughly thirty year cycles where penny Wise wakes
- 46:27Speaker 2: up feeds for some amount of time and then goes
- 46:30Speaker 2: into hibernation for like thirty years and then comes back. Thus,
- 46:34Speaker 2: in the two chapters of it that we got most recently,
- 46:38Speaker 2: you have the kids in the nineteen eighties and the
- 46:42Speaker 2: adults in present day, the same characters where thirty years
- 46:46Speaker 2: have passed. Essentially, this one looks like it's supposed to
- 46:49Speaker 2: be thirty years before that. So it's like in the fifties.
- 46:52Speaker 2: This is getting into the territory of when the original
- 46:55Speaker 2: novel version of it, when the kids would be acting, right,
- 47:00Speaker 2: because in the novel it was set in the nineteen
- 47:02Speaker 2: eighties and the backstory stuff was in the fifties with
- 47:05Speaker 2: the kids. So this just I agree with you. It
- 47:08Speaker 2: feels like more it. It feels like this is the
- 47:11Speaker 2: stuff that we would have gotten had the two chapters
- 47:15Speaker 2: of it been set in the eighties and fifties, as
- 47:18Speaker 2: the original novel had been. So it doesn't look bad,
- 47:23Speaker 2: don't get me wrong, but I do agree it looks
- 47:26Speaker 2: like more it. And also, I mean, since this does
- 47:29Speaker 2: appear to be a prequel to the movie version, we
- 47:33Speaker 2: already know penny Wise doesn't get killed at the end
- 47:37Speaker 2: because he's back in it chapters one and two, So
- 47:41Speaker 2: you know this is not going to end well for
- 47:43Speaker 2: any of those characters.
- 47:45Speaker 1: I mean, maybe they'll all just get out.
- 47:48Speaker 2: But it comes out this fall. That's the that's the
- 47:52Speaker 2: timeline we were given on HBO Max, you know, the
- 47:55Speaker 2: thing that used to be HBO Max but then it
- 47:58Speaker 2: became Max and now it's HBO Max again.
- 48:00Speaker 1: It hasn't updated in my on my roku yet. But yeah,
- 48:07Speaker 1: also we got a foot We talked about the teaser
- 48:09Speaker 1: a little bit, but we got a full trailer for
- 48:11Speaker 1: Predator Killer of Killers, which is the animated predator kind
- 48:17Speaker 1: of anthology. It feels like they might be tying the
- 48:21Speaker 1: stories together.
- 48:22Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's hard to say. I like, it's hard
- 48:27Speaker 2: to imagine how the stories get tied together because they
- 48:30Speaker 2: are set in distinct time periods and locations and locations. Yes,
- 48:35Speaker 2: so one of them is like looks to be like
- 48:37Speaker 2: in feudal Japan. One is like the Viking era. I've
- 48:41Speaker 2: got a story about Vikings by the way today Okay,
- 48:44Speaker 2: all right, fine, not today, Satan and then, but it's
- 48:49Speaker 2: fair enough. And one of them looks like it's taking
- 48:51Speaker 2: place in World War two, I would imagine, so they
- 48:56Speaker 2: the animation styles are different for each of those entries
- 49:01Speaker 2: as well, So if there is like crossover. That'll be
- 49:05Speaker 2: really interesting because it's not a unified animation style across
- 49:09Speaker 2: the different entries. From what I can tell.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Two things. One, I love your story about Vikings. We're
- 49:16Speaker 1: just running late.
- 49:18Speaker 2: And then and it does take a very long time.
- 49:21Speaker 1: It does. And then two, I think I'm more interested
- 49:24Speaker 1: in this Predator Killer of Killers than I am in
- 49:26Speaker 1: Predator bad Lands.
- 49:27Speaker 2: Me too, Me too. This comes out June sixth, then
- 49:30Speaker 2: it'll be available on Hulu, so I'll actually be able
- 49:33Speaker 2: to watch it.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I like that they're taking it in
- 49:37Speaker 1: a new direction. I hope it's good. He also got
- 49:41Speaker 1: trailer for season two of Fu Bar, which I forgot
- 49:43Speaker 1: was a thing until we got and I watched the
- 49:45Speaker 1: first season.
- 49:46Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. I was going to say nearly the
- 49:48Speaker 2: same thing, except I have not watched fu Bar, so
- 49:51Speaker 2: when this started, I thought it was a whole new thing.
- 49:53Speaker 2: Like I had forgotten that food Bar existed. I know
- 49:56Speaker 2: we've talked about it. I know we talked about but
- 49:58Speaker 2: I had no memory of it. I'm just like, oh,
- 50:01Speaker 2: this is like Red, you know, like you know the
- 50:05Speaker 2: movie Read with Bruce Willis, where he's not as good.
- 50:09Speaker 2: It's not as good, but it's it's a similar idea.
- 50:11Speaker 2: Like I think the first season was that Arnold Schwarzenegger
- 50:14Speaker 2: plays a CIA operative whose daughter is also a CIA operative,
- 50:20Speaker 2: but they haven't told each other that they are operatives.
- 50:26Speaker 2: Something like that.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Yeah, he really hasn't told his family and it weighs
- 50:33Speaker 1: on the family. But then she finds out and he
- 50:36Speaker 1: finds out. They both have they judge each other even
- 50:40Speaker 1: though they have similar relationship issues. Like conceptually, it's good
- 50:45Speaker 1: there there are there's some very dark stuff in there.
- 50:47Speaker 1: I didn't finish the's in one, but it had a
- 50:51Speaker 1: hard time finding a balance between the comedy and the action.
- 50:58Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, like a slightly subpart nineties early
- 51:03Speaker 1: two thousand's sort of a thing. Part of it is
- 51:06Speaker 1: like fortune fimester Fimemster wasn't it and he her comedy
- 51:12Speaker 1: style just didn't fit with me like it was. It
- 51:17Speaker 1: was like, okay, now I'm going to drop a joke.
- 51:20Speaker 1: As opposed to feeling.
- 51:22Speaker 2: Well this season, it looks like I'll give you what
- 51:25Speaker 2: my impression is and you can tell me if I'm
- 51:28Speaker 2: just way off. It looks like it looks like Arnold
- 51:31Speaker 2: Schwarzenegger is living in a house filled with various like
- 51:36Speaker 2: secret operative agents who are all on essentially witness protection,
- 51:41Speaker 2: so they're not supposed to be known as secret. So
- 51:43Speaker 2: it's like it's like The Red but it's a retirement
- 51:46Speaker 2: home and everybody's a secret agent. And he he re
- 51:51Speaker 2: encounters a former spy for the East Germany played by
- 51:57Speaker 2: Carrie Ann Moss, and then the series looks like this
- 52:02Speaker 2: season looks like it plays out as sort of a
- 52:05Speaker 2: a frenemy situation between him and Carrie Anne Moss where
- 52:11Speaker 2: she's trying to destroy the world and he's trying to
- 52:13Speaker 2: stop her from destroying the world and they're both trying
- 52:15Speaker 2: to kind of get the get bizet with the other one.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I honestly this is This is not to say
- 52:24Speaker 1: that Carrie N. Moss looks the same age as Angelica Houston,
- 52:28Speaker 1: but she was giving me a very Angelica Houston vibe.
- 52:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Trailer, Yeah, she looks great in the trailer, I'll
- 52:36Speaker 2: say it, she looks great. This comes out June twelfth
- 52:40Speaker 2: on Netflix, so you know, I'm probably not gonna watch
- 52:44Speaker 2: it because I haven't seen the first season and I
- 52:45Speaker 2: don't feel motivated to.
- 52:48Speaker 1: I mean, but it was cute.
- 52:49Speaker 2: It just wasn't great, gotcha? Okay. We also got a teaser,
- 52:55Speaker 2: a very short teaser for Zootopia too, which really a snake. Yeah.
- 53:01Speaker 2: It really just shows Judy Hops and Nick Wilde running
- 53:04Speaker 2: around with a snake and they're being chased by the cops.
- 53:07Speaker 2: So if I had to guess, I would say that
- 53:09Speaker 2: the snake is some sort of fugitive who has been
- 53:12Speaker 2: wrongly accused, and so Judy and Nick are trying to, yeah,
- 53:15Speaker 2: help him. Is the character? By the way, do you
- 53:18Speaker 2: know the character's name, the snake's name.
- 53:19Speaker 1: I don't know the snake's name.
- 53:21Speaker 2: It's Gary the Snake, Gary the Snake, Gary the Snake.
- 53:26Speaker 2: That's clever.
- 53:28Speaker 1: Ye, no, it's not. No, I had to say. I
- 53:30Speaker 1: had the same feeling of like they're they're protecting this
- 53:33Speaker 1: this snake.
- 53:34Speaker 2: For some reason.
- 53:35Speaker 1: Yeah, so he lost his grass. He's not a snake
- 53:39Speaker 1: in the grass.
- 53:40Speaker 2: Also, well, he's also the first reptile we've seen in Zootopia.
- 53:44Speaker 2: Like Zutopia is all mammals, Yeah, there's no non mammals
- 53:48Speaker 2: in Zootopia.
- 53:49Speaker 1: It's been a while since I've watched it. I couldn't.
- 53:51Speaker 1: So you remember sloths reptiles?
- 53:54Speaker 2: No, they are not sloths or mammals. Uh. But but
- 53:58Speaker 2: snakes don't have arms or left egs either, so it's
- 54:01Speaker 2: very weird to see a character with no arms or
- 54:03Speaker 2: legs in Zootopia because all the other animals obviously are anthropomorphic, right, So.
- 54:09Speaker 1: Which which I will share some additional thoughts.
- 54:14Speaker 2: Well, well, only two other little things. One is that
- 54:19Speaker 2: there's like a quick flash of different characters shown up
- 54:23Speaker 2: on screen for like a frame or two, and one
- 54:26Speaker 2: of them I noticed was Bell Weather, which was the
- 54:28Speaker 2: that's the secret villain from the first first film. So
- 54:34Speaker 2: she she she's shown in it, so she shows up again.
- 54:36Speaker 2: I'm great, that's great, and it comes out in November.
- 54:40Speaker 1: Yeah. We we also got a trailer for K Pop
- 54:44Speaker 1: Demon Hunters.
- 54:46Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you put this trailer
- 54:49Speaker 2: in here. I didn't know what to think when I
- 54:53Speaker 2: saw the title get K Pop Demon Hunters, and I'm like, oh, man,
- 54:57Speaker 2: she's gonna make me watch this, And then as soon
- 54:59Speaker 2: as it starts that was like, oh, I am one
- 55:02Speaker 2: thousand percent on board.
- 55:04Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's it's vaguely like honestly, i'd compare it
- 55:07Speaker 1: to like Gem and the Holograms a little bit.
- 55:09Speaker 2: I wrote down the same thing.
- 55:11Speaker 1: Where where it's it's a girl band and they fight,
- 55:15Speaker 1: I mean it's in the title they fight demons. The
- 55:17Speaker 1: fun bit is that the demons are the boy band.
- 55:20Speaker 2: They form a boy band and are attempting to steal
- 55:24Speaker 2: the fans of the girl band so that they can
- 55:26Speaker 2: drink the souls of the fans. And yeah, I thought,
- 55:31Speaker 2: I thought it looked like Gem and the Holograms if
- 55:34Speaker 2: Gem and the Holograms was a K pop band, and
- 55:36Speaker 2: I am here for it. It's done by the same
- 55:40Speaker 2: people who did the across the Spider Verse films and you.
- 55:43Speaker 1: Can tell, yes, which are all phenomenal.
- 55:46Speaker 2: Yeah, so both from an animation standpoint and the humor standpoint,
- 55:50Speaker 2: you can tell it's the same team.
- 55:51Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say, is like the
- 55:53Speaker 1: humor is it could be it could take itself too seriously,
- 55:56Speaker 1: It could fall too much into the tropes of of
- 56:00Speaker 1: like that sort of a storyline, But it feels the
- 56:03Speaker 1: trailer at least balances it very well.
- 56:05Speaker 2: There are a couple of moments that were giving me
- 56:08Speaker 2: serious like turning red vibes. Yes, yes, especially when like
- 56:12Speaker 2: fans are reacting to the pop stars. I can't wait
- 56:19Speaker 2: to show Beca this trailer. She's currently out of town,
- 56:24Speaker 2: so I have to wait till she gets back. I
- 56:26Speaker 2: am so excited to show it to her because I
- 56:27Speaker 2: know that come June twentieth, when it comes out, this
- 56:31Speaker 2: is what we are going to see.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Yeah, we also got a second trailer for Jurassic Park.
- 56:36Speaker 1: It does show us a little.
- 56:38Speaker 2: Bit ah Jurassic World.
- 56:41Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a Jurassic World.
- 56:43Speaker 2: Jurassic World Rebirth. I thought it was a Jurassic Park film. Like,
- 56:48Speaker 2: I didn't think it was Jurassic World. I thought it
- 56:50Speaker 2: was another Jurassic Park movie.
- 56:52Speaker 1: Me too.
- 56:53Speaker 2: It is Jurassic World Rebirth. And as soon as I
- 56:56Speaker 2: read the title and I was like, I was having
- 56:57Speaker 2: that Mandela effect where I was like, no, I'm sure
- 57:00Speaker 2: this was a Jurassic Park movie. It says Jurassic World.
- 57:04Speaker 2: My expectation sank so far when I realized it was
- 57:08Speaker 2: Jurassic World.
- 57:09Speaker 1: I think the reason why our brains did that, like
- 57:12Speaker 1: were I to posit A guess is that I'm using
- 57:15Speaker 1: all these big words today and I'm tired, so they
- 57:17Speaker 1: may not make any sense. Please forgive me if that's
- 57:20Speaker 1: the case. To make it where I to make a
- 57:22Speaker 1: guess I would say that though it is a Jurassic
- 57:25Speaker 1: World movie, we think it's a Jurassic Park movie because
- 57:28Speaker 1: they keep advertising that they're going back to the original,
- 57:33Speaker 1: like they're really trying to get that same feel across.
- 57:38Speaker 1: But I have here's my thoughts on this. Yea, whatever
- 57:42Speaker 1: the new content they show us, they have already missed
- 57:46Speaker 1: the mark. Maybe I am certainly acting will be great,
- 57:50Speaker 1: maybe the story will even be good. But part of
- 57:53Speaker 1: the brilliance of the original Jurassic Park. We've talked about
- 57:55Speaker 1: this before was the blend of practical effects with CGI,
- 57:59Speaker 1: so that even to this day it is it is
- 58:02Speaker 1: hard to tell where that line is. But in this
- 58:05Speaker 1: trailer for Jurassic World Rebooth Boot Rebooth Rebirth, Rebirth Trailer two,
- 58:13Speaker 1: they are all very at least most of them are
- 58:16Speaker 1: very apparently CGI. So they've already missed.
- 58:19Speaker 2: The mark visually. Beyond beyond that, I'm sorry, Hollywood. I'm
- 58:25Speaker 2: sorry that dinosaurs aren't cool enough for you to just
- 58:30Speaker 2: represent dinosaurs and have that be awesome. I'm sorry that
- 58:35Speaker 2: somehow the wonder and awe of the thought of encountering
- 58:39Speaker 2: a real world dinosaur is not enough, so you have
- 58:43Speaker 2: to go and make mutant, weird dinosaurs, including the Big
- 58:48Speaker 2: Bad which is called distort Us rex and looks like
- 58:52Speaker 2: a It looks like t Rex and xenomorph got got
- 58:58Speaker 2: into it and had babies.
- 59:00Speaker 1: That is true. Like I couldn't tell it was a
- 59:03Speaker 1: dinosaur at first. I was like, what the crap is
- 59:06Speaker 1: this thing? But that's the thing. Is like, Okay, you're
- 59:10Speaker 1: going back to the original where dinosaurs were cool enough
- 59:13Speaker 1: and you used practical effects, except for you're not using
- 59:15Speaker 1: You're using CGI dinosaurs. And every subsequent movie that has
- 59:21Speaker 1: had the Big Bad beat a new kind of mutated
- 59:24Speaker 1: dinosaur has not done well. So you did not learn
- 59:28Speaker 1: your lesson.
- 59:29Speaker 2: Yeah, well, but I could be wrong.
- 59:32Speaker 1: I hope I'm wrong.
- 59:34Speaker 2: I listen I knowing that this is a sequel to
- 59:37Speaker 2: the Jurassic World franchise, which I have no interest in.
- 59:40Speaker 2: I don't. I never bothered watching the Jurassic World movies
- 59:44Speaker 2: because frankly, they just looked like they did not appeal
- 59:48Speaker 2: to me. I'm not going to go out and say
- 59:50Speaker 2: they're bad movies. I'm saying I would not have found
- 59:52Speaker 2: them entertaining, so I didn't watch them, and now I
- 59:55Speaker 2: don't want to watch this one because I know it's
- 59:57Speaker 2: a continuation of that storyline, which frankly I found stupid.
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: So I enjoyed the first Jurassic World movie. It was fine.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: It wasn't Jurassic Park, but it was fine. I was
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: as close to Jurassic Park, I think as they have gotten.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: So I did enjoy Jurassic World. I didn't enjoy the
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: subsequent Jurassic World. And I never watched Domination because they
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: did not give t Rex a top hat and monocle.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: But the one thing about this trailer that I was curious,
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: and I probably could have looked it up to know,
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: but I was honestly too lazy and busy, was that
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: they show a bunch of kids that they encounter in
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: the park. So are they tying in the cartoon?
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: It's it's a family that has shipwrecked on the outskirts
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: of the island. Because I looked, I looked up a
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: synopsis for like just a description of the movie, right
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: because obviously the film hasn't come out yet, so there's
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: not like a full synopsis, but there was just like
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: a kind of log line sort of thing. A couple
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: of other things I want to point out. So this
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: also goes back to Hard Eyes, believe it or not.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: One thing I found amusing in Hard Eyes is that
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: they have two cops in the film, one called Hobbes
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: and the other one called Shaw, and they do make
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: a Hobbs and Shaw joke like, oh, you mean like
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: the movie, and the two cops look at each other
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: as if to say, like, there's a movie. Well. It's
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: also funny because one of the actors, the actress who
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: played Shaw, was in the Fast and Furious series. But anyway,
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: in this one, in Jurassic World Rebirth, there's a character
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: named Henry Loomis, and I'm wondering if that Loomis name
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: is supposed to be a reference to the Loomis character
- 1:01:33Speaker 2: from Halloween that's Donald Pleasant's character, although that character's Samuel
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: Loomis different first name, but like doctor Loomis is like
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: a central character in the early Halloween films. And meanwhile,
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: there's another character named Duncan Kincaid, and I'm wondering if
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: that is a reference to Detective Mark Kincaid, a character
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: from the Scream franchise.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: Not Thomas Kinkaid who put light into it.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: I mean, you could it could be Thomas Kincaid as well.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: But I was just thinking, like, if you're already referencing potentially,
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: if you're already potentially referencing one slasher film, maybe you're
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: also referencing another slasher film.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Maybe The next thing that we got was, and I
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: put this in quote, a teaser.
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: Yeah, that's being super man super generous. With teaser.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: We saw a screen shot with.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: Some noise, a panning screenshot of a church with like
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: bells chiming, with the final bell being extended and distorted
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: over time, and also a quote which was the wicked
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: desire the stronghold of evil doers, but the root of
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: the righteous endoors. So there you go, comes out this fall.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: That's it. I mean, I do like both knives Out
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: and glass Onion, so I am looking forward to this.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: But I like knives Out more than glass. Like Glass Onion,
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: I enjoyed while I was watching it. The more I
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: thought about it, the more I was like, well, that's
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: just dumb.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: But that's how I felt when I watched Titanic as
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: a teenager.
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: I mean, except, yeah, okay, that's fair. Just wait for
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: Titanic too. So I won't.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: I will not.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: You can't make me there's a little little side trail
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: which will be super short here. Red Letter Media just
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: put up a video recently about the use of AI,
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: and in particular using AI to generate trailers, either trailers
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: for movies that don't exist or fake trailers for upcoming
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: movies that haven't released a trailer yet, which obviously we've
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: run into in the show, and one of the things
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: I talked about is, like the glut of fake trailers,
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: there are for a sequel to Titanic in which Leoonardo
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: DiCaprio's character somehow survives.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: I enjoyed Titanic the first time I watched it. I
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: went back to watch it a second time in the
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: theater and left going, this is such a stupid story.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: I nearly walked out on it, and I was in
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: a plane when I saw it.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: I'm glad you you were able.
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: To to resist the urge to resist.
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: Yes, the next thing we got maybe this one. I
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: don't know. I feel like this fits.
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: Yeah, No, this totally fits.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: Okay, it fits so much.
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: Ariel that I also added it to the timeline at
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: the end, but then realized after I was going back
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: through the timeline you had already put it in there.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it's a trailer for a movie called Good Fortune,
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: which is about Keanu Reeves is kind of a bumbling
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: angel who's looking for purpose in life and ends up
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: trying to help Aziz and Sorry and Seth Rogen as characters,
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: not as themselves.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: Yeah, the idea being that that up to this point,
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves's angel is he Gabriel I can't remember, but anyway,
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: his angel character has been getting pretty lame assignments of
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: like preventing people from texting, while that's been his big thing,
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: and he wants to actually help a lost soul find
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: its way to heaven and he thinks he's found one
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: in as He's and Sorry's character, and Seth Rogan is
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: also aware that Kila Reeves's character is an angel. It's
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: got Kicky Palmer in it as well. It comes out
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: this fall, and I will say the end gag which
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: is pretty filthy, but the endgag of this trailer made
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: me laugh.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: Was it with Keanu Reeves and a woman actress?
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: It was with Seth Rogan and a woman actress?
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Oh, Seth. The woman actress I believe is Sherry Cola,
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: who is a hilarious comedian. She's a friend of Taylor Tomlinson.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: So she shows up on After Midnight here and then
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: here and now and then and all that good stuff.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: She's very funny and like, I will watch it for
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: her alone.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: So yeah, this looks this looks pretty funny. I'm glad
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: that we added it.
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: It looks like as if. Now I didn't watch either
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: of these movies, but like, Keanu Reeves played Constantine in a.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: Movie, right yep, which is a great movie, by the way.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: I mean it's not great. Great is too strong a word.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: I really like Constantine. There are some very uh there's
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: some very big choices being made in that movie, gotcha.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Gotcha. Well I haven't seen it, but to me, it's like, okay,
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: well they took because he's played an angel before, so
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: they just took Constantine and they gave it the bill
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: and ted treatment.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: Well, Constantine's not an angel though.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: Now he's he's the guy from the comics.
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, he's he's a he's a he's a character
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: who gets caught up in angels and demons and stuff.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: But he himself, he himself is not an angel. Oh No,
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: he's no angel.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: He's no angel.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: You should you should take time to watch Constantine, because
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: I think there's certainly likes. Is it Scarsguard? Who's in that?
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: There's no, No, it's not Scars Guard. I can't remember
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: the act one. It's not it doesn't matter, it's none
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: of them. Uh, it's it's a different it's a different actor.
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: I can't remember his name, but he plays the devil.
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: He's so good in it. Till the Swinton is in it.
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: She's fantastic in it. Like there's some great performances, and
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: they are. They are making big, big, bold choices and
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: that's story, Peter storm Mayer, that's it, thank you. They're
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: making huge, bold choices, and that's what I love about it.
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: It's like these are not they're not playing it subtle.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: So I feel like this was on in the background
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: and I was in the room for it, but I
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: didn't pay attention to it.
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: You should. You should watch it. I really think it's not.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: I mean, it gets a little gouey at times, you know,
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: like it's a little it's a little demony and gooey
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: and sometimes a little gory, but it's not. I don't
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: think it's beyond your threshold necessarily, and don't don't go
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: in expecting like a fantastic, brilliant movie. It's just I
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: think it's really entertaining.
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: I liked the Constantine TV show. I like Constantine as
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: a character in the DC universe. But okay, I will
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: give it another shot. But not everything is getting another shot.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: So before we get to our last trailer, it was
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: recently announced that Wheel of Time has been canceled after
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: its season three, which many people think is the best season,
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: and Collider came out with an article saying that it
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: looks like it's the end for a high budget fantasy
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: TV shows because exception of I guess Rings of Power,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: a lot of these fantasy TV shows have been canceled.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: I I watched the first two seasons of Wheel of Time,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: and it was convoluted and unless you're a fan of
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: the books, and even sometimes then even if you are,
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: it's too much to follow. Like my watch group consider
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: watching season three, and so many of us are like, well,
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: we couldn't tell you what happened in the first two
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: seasons because there's too many characters, there's too much going on.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: I feel like it's less like the problem is these
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: high fantasy, high budget shows that are getting canceled, aren't
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: that great?
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: Well? I also think it's unrealistic to say that because like,
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: isn't House of the Dragon still going?
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: I think so?
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: So, I mean, like that's that's high fantasy, that's Game
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: of Thrones, Like you've got that, You've got the Harry
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: Potter series that hasn't even come out yet. Uh, that's
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: gonna be on on masks, like gonna be high budget, right, Like,
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: like I think I think this is I think it's
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: I think making that conclusion is wrong. I don't think
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: this is the end for big budget fantasy series. I
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: think like we do have some that are coming to
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: a close. Like The Sandman obviously is not coming back
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: because of issues with Neil Gaman, so after season two
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: that's done.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: And they also talk about talk about like The Witcher
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: being canceled, and part of that is because what's his
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: face left, Henry Cavill.
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: Henry Cavill. But I think it was my understanding that
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: that was always planned to be like three seasons or
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: something like. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm misremembering, but it's
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: like some of these I don't think are being canceled
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: so much as they are hitting the end of their
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: stories and others I think are I just think it's
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: premature to say, oh, whell of Times, because I don't
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: think wal of Time was like a tent pole fantasy
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: series like I would. I would put that on Game
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: of Thrones or Harry Potter.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: And it also like so the production value was very high,
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: great special effects, beautiful costuming. It it gave me sci
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: fi vibes, like yeah, because the story was again do.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: You mean sci fi is in science fiction? Or sci
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: fi channel?
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: Siphy ciffy the channel. Because the story was just okay,
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: it was kind of hard to follow, and a lot
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: of the actors they had not just iPhone face, but
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: iPhone personality. Are you familiar with that? No, it's a
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: phrase that kind of briefly made the circuit where it's like,
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: you don't look like you can belong in any era
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: except for the current one. Like me, I don't have
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: an iPhone face. I look like I belong in a
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: different time period. Half the time. I am a great
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: period actor because you look at me and you go, oh, yeah,
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: I could see them in medieval times, I could see
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: them in a fantasy world. I could see them in
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: the fifties because I just have this that look. There
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: are some people who look so modern, like current cheerleader
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: kind of and that's not a bad look, but that look,
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: in that kind of personality, if you put it into
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: a fantasy or a sci fi show, takes me right out.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: It's the same issue I had with a lot of Stargate.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: I enjoyed the mood, I love the Stargate movie. I
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: enjoyed the show, but a lot of like the alien
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: actors were so Hollywood and so modern that it just
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: I didn't feel like they fit.
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, yeah, I think that the conclusion is faulty,
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: but it is. You know, we never like to see
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: shows get canceled or fail to renew or whatever, even
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: if we're not really into them, unless it's a show
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: that's like promoting something that is just you know, outright
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: harmful or whatever. So if you were a big Wheel
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: of Time fan, our condolences to you and your time
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: of loss. Some other shows that also have either concluded
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: or are being canceled after the season, that include A
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: Night Court had three seasons and now it's it's canceled.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: So it's it's not just it's not just fantasy.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: That's rough for me because I was actually toward like seasons.
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: I was sad to see the prosecutor go because I
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: thought she was great, even even though like a lot
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: of the material they gave her wasn't that good. I
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: thought she was very funny, and so I was sad
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: to see her go. But uh, you know the folks
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: that came in were great too, h I was enjoying it.
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: Enjoying it is such a strong word actually, which is
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: pathetic to say that, but but I was. I I could,
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: I could justify its existence like like it wasn't just like, well,
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: there's half an hour of my life I'll never get back.
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: Like there'd usually be a gag or two where I
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: was like, Okay, that was pretty clever. There's way too
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: much laugh track in that show to make it really work.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: But Sandman, like I mentioned, Frasier is not getting renewed. Uh,
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: Stranger Things is concluding Squid Game, Cobra Kai obviously, Handmaid's Tail,
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: and Door. They're all wrapping up. So nice he got me. Uh,
- 1:13:51Speaker 2: usually I'm the one who does that to you.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: I did that joke two weeks ago, but we'll pretend
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: So uh so, yeah, I think, uh, you know, it's
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: just the at least for those last ones I mentioned,
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: it's that the stories were concluding. It wasn't that, you know,
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: for whatever reason, they get Copper.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: Kai had the kids were growing up. I think you
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: did the joke to me two weeks.
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: I did well, I said, I said, I'm sorry, what
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: was that Star Wars one? And you said and or?
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: But then if why?
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: How? Yeah? So sorry, it's going to get old eventually.
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: Uh. Maybe what I'm more awake last up, we I
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: keep saying that I'm going to avoid inserting trailers where
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: it's just another trailer for something we've already talked about.
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: We've already talked about a trailer. But we got a
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: final trailer for eloh uh, and I think it's like
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: the one that gives us the biggest look at what
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: the narrative is. And it just it's very cute.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: It is it looks like he's being this. I didn't
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: know from the first time. Maybe I wasn't paying attention,
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: but from the first two trailers I didn't realize he
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: was being sending sent to like a boarding or a military.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: School or I think it's a summer camp.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: Okay, he's one of those things.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: He's being sent. It's not like a military school or
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: boarding school. I think what it is is that Ilio
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: is kind of like an outcast, outsider type, and so
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: he is being sent to summer camp in an attempt
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: to have him make friends with other kids his age. Yeah,
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: and he just wants to be abducted by aliens, which
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: then he is, I mean.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: As a geek, well as a kid. First of all,
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: I grew up in the era where like alien alien
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: stuff was super popular. Like if you look at nineties
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: and early two thousands, a lot of people were in
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: little Green alien heads and it wasn't necessarily stoner culture
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: at that time.
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: You mean the the Futurama brain slugs.
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: Kind of no, like the actual little Green.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: Oh, the Daly Bumpers.
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: Yeah, but like my friends and I always joked that
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: we were really aliens because as a kid, you feel
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: so out of place. But most kids do not, not all,
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: some kids are very popular and feel like they fit in,
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: but I bet deep down they also feel out of place.
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: So like, it's such a relatable feeling to be like,
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: I'd rather be abducted by aliens because I want to
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: be run a bunch of weirdos, and then beyond that,
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: we're geeks. We are the weirdos, or.
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: We were we were, Yeah, and now everyone's a geek
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: and now we're all talk about that. Yeah. I was
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: about to say, like, I guess, I guess it's kind
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: of like The Incredibles. Once everyone becomes weird, nobody is Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: I uh, I think this. The trailer looks cute, Like
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: there's more cute moments between him and the alien who
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: uh is the offspring of the antagonist character, who is
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: just very silly, uh, very Pixar, Like, it's very Pixar
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: if you watch this, But that's not a bad thing.
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: It looks like it's a fun Pixar one. Like I'll
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: say this, this trailer worked for me way better than
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: the trailers for say, Elemental did or even even an
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: Inside Out too.
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: I Yeah, I feel like I know what the story is,
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: and I feel like it's not a story that's necessarily
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: been rehashed fifty times.
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's one that I feel like I
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: can already tell where it's gonna go from the beginning,
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: but it looks like it'll be an entertaining ride to
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: get there, so Yeah, I enjoyed it. It comes out
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: June twentieth, and yeah, that's it. That's our last that's
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: our last one. Even with all that, our lineup was
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: so long, y'all. I thought this was gonna be an
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: hour and forty five minute long episode.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: Goodness, it's not because I made us start late.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: Yeah, so we we're going to wrap this up.
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: Yeah, So my question for you, Jonathan, Yeah, if you
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: could be no, how do people how do people attempt
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: to contact you?
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna have to go to summer camp. Now,
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: when you get to summer camp, you're gonna be chased
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: around by a maniac wearing a mask with hearts for eyes,
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: and you're gonna have to run from this maniac. And
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: eventually you're gonna come across a camp counselor and you're
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: asleep right there in the camp, and you're gonna have
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: to try and wake up this camp counselor. This camp
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: counselor is gonna seem like, you know, all life has
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: left them already, but it hasn't. They're alive, they're just
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: really asleep. You just gon have to be like, wake up,
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: dead man, wake up. And once the counselor is awake.
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: They're gonna explain that they can't actually help you. You're
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: gonna have to try and help yourself. So you're gonna
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: be on the run and you're gonna be like, you
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: can't help me at all, and like, yeah, I know,
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's fubar, and you're just gonna make a
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: dash as fast as you can toward the other end
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: of the camp that's gonna take you right through the
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: petting zoo, which, for reasons I don't understand, in this
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: particular camp, it's all animals that walk around on hind
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: legs and talk to each other and give each other
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: a hard time. You're gonna have to make your way
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: through them. And it's weird because the last couple of
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: animals you're gonna squeeze past are our cows that are
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: guarding a building, you know, the dairy. But then they'll
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: eventually say welcome to the dairy, and you'll be able
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: to go into the dairy. There you're gonna see someone
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: setting up a television and a shelf. They're really just there.
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: They're making this their their place of residence. You know.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: It's it's it's just it's Pete Davison, You're just like,
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: just make yourself at home, and he's like, dude, I
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: am already there. You're gonna try to get through the
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: door and you just can't because it's locked. You're gonna turn,
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: You're gonna see a key sitting on a side table.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: You're gonna grab it. Pete Davison saying, hey, you've been
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: caught stealing, but you don't care. You just grab that key,
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: you unlock it, open the door, rush out. That's when
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: you're grabbed by the tractor beam and beamed up into
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: the alien vessel, whereupon you are jetted off to a
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: galaxy far far away. And when you get there, you'll
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: see that I'm also there. I'm in a cage. I'm
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: not having a good time. But you can ask me
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: your question, and I mean, what else am I gonna do?
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: I'll answer it.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: Uh, that's delightful. If if that's just delightful, I was,
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: I was, I was. You had me. You have to
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: go to summer camp. I've never been to one.
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: Oh I have.
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- 1:20:35Speaker 1: and did not look up what our name was again,
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: but I think it's LLENC dot podcast or llenc Underscore podcast.
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: You can find us.
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: Considering how frequently Ariel obviously checks this, I don't know
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: that it really means anything. If you do find us.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: On there, I would get a I would get a message.
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: I am trying to be better about social media. I
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: just haven't. It's been it's been a couple of months, y'all.
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: But you can also check out our website www dot
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- 1:21:22Speaker 1: ask each other. If you have an idea on which
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- 1:21:30Speaker 1: Let us know. We love hearing from you, we love
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: geeking out with you. And until next time, I am Ariel.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: I'm gonna go cook some food like a chef.
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