Latest / The Ben Maller Show / The Fifth Hour: Main Stage New Orleans
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Cut booms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of
- 0:19Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
- 0:23Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:29Speaker 1: In the air everywhere.
- 0:32Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler and Danny G
- 0:36Speaker 3: a Saturday special on this the eighth day of February,
- 0:42Speaker 3: the day before the game, and a special bonus here
- 0:47Speaker 3: a hybrid version. This is the first ever hybrid version
- 0:51Speaker 3: of The Fifth Hour where Danny G, who was producing
- 0:56Speaker 3: yesterday's podcast with almost Andy Reid, is hanging out at
- 1:02Speaker 3: Where are you at?
- 1:02Speaker 1: Danny?
- 1:02Speaker 3: Paint the picture. It's all about fear of the mind.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Where exactly are you at right now?
- 1:08Speaker 1: Danny's early in the morning here.
- 1:09Speaker 4: Well, you've been listening to our Super Bowl fifty nine
- 1:12Speaker 4: coverage all week on the network and I am on
- 1:15Speaker 4: the main stage right now here for Fox Sports Radio
- 1:19Speaker 4: at Media Row in New Orleans. Live well live to
- 1:22Speaker 4: tape for us on the podcast. But it's cool because
- 1:25Speaker 4: the Fifth Hour has taken over the entire stage.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you haven't seen photos, it is the
- 1:32Speaker 3: most gatty stage there. Amazing. They always go big, and
- 1:38Speaker 3: you know there's a lot of the radio stations will
- 1:40Speaker 3: go and they'll sit at like little card tables kind
- 1:43Speaker 3: of you know, which is fine. I mean, you can
- 1:44Speaker 3: do the show from there, that's fine. But now Fox
- 1:47Speaker 3: Sports Radio it's like the Grand Stage is like a
- 1:50Speaker 3: Broadway stage that they put in the super Bowl every year.
- 1:55Speaker 3: I'm lucky enough to go to the last couple of years.
- 1:56Speaker 3: I'm not there this year, but tomorrow's the game, Danny.
- 1:59Speaker 3: I mean we're almost then maybe somebody will pop on.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I don't know. It's radio row.
- 2:04Speaker 3: So if somebody pops over, we'll put them on and
- 2:06Speaker 3: we'll shoot that, you know what with him and I
- 2:10Speaker 3: did want to just get this out of the way early.
- 2:11Speaker 3: There's still time to watch Benny Versus the Penny. We
- 2:14Speaker 3: recorded that back on Thursday. It's gonna air all weekend
- 2:18Speaker 3: and we had a lot of fun this week with props,
- 2:22Speaker 3: but we only scratch the surface, Danny. On the props,
- 2:26Speaker 3: we only scratched the service on the props, So I thought,
- 2:30Speaker 3: since we have the podcast here, we could dive into
- 2:33Speaker 3: it Before we do that, though, I need to hear
- 2:37Speaker 3: some tales. I've seen some photos of the debauchery. Have
- 2:40Speaker 3: some other my radio friends that work for different stations
- 2:43Speaker 3: who are in in New Orleans about what's been going on.
- 2:46Speaker 1: And I know there's a lot.
- 2:47Speaker 3: Of security because your buddy, maybe your buddy, President Trump
- 2:51Speaker 3: will come over and say hello to youamorrow tomorrow. I
- 2:53Speaker 3: know your best friends from your radio interview with Clay
- 2:57Speaker 3: back in the day. But I know there's a lot
- 2:59Speaker 3: of security there because of the President coming to town
- 3:01Speaker 3: and just the Super Bowl in general. But it's been
- 3:05Speaker 3: Did you hit any parties, Danny's what I'm trying to say.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Have you hit any parties?
- 3:08Speaker 1: This week?
- 3:09Speaker 4: Every single night of the week I rolled with Coveno
- 3:13Speaker 4: and Rich to some sort of gathering. It was the
- 3:16Speaker 4: longest week I've ever had at a Super Bowl because
- 3:20Speaker 4: normally it'll be like a party, and then the next
- 3:23Speaker 4: night you take the night off, and then the next
- 3:24Speaker 4: night a party, and then you take the night off.
- 3:27Speaker 4: No Cove and Rich were both dragged out of the
- 3:31Speaker 4: garage by Julie Talbot on the regular as if they
- 3:34Speaker 4: one was a portion, one was a lambeau out of
- 3:37Speaker 4: her garage. And it was funny because at these get
- 3:40Speaker 4: togethers we would see Julie across the room and she'd say,
- 3:43Speaker 4: Coveno and Rich, come over here, I want you to
- 3:45Speaker 4: meet X and why in this person. And there was
- 3:48Speaker 4: a client dinner, there was a client lunch. There was
- 3:52Speaker 4: lots of advertisers here, like rapid radios, your buddies who,
- 3:56Speaker 4: by the way, Ben drank everybody under the table.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Those boys can hold their alcohol.
- 4:03Speaker 5: Yeah, they're from Michigan right the way they.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Were, Yeah they are.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Oh the way they ran rapids, I believe Grand Rapids.
- 4:09Speaker 4: Might as well have been I don't know, name name
- 4:13Speaker 4: a very drunk Canadian province.
- 4:16Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well the drug estate is actually Wisconsin in America,
- 4:20Speaker 3: but I in Canada.
- 4:23Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 4:23Speaker 1: What do you think Manitoba? Did they drink the most
- 4:25Speaker 1: in Manitolba something else to.
- 4:26Speaker 5: Do in Manitoba.
- 4:27Speaker 4: These dudes were drinking as if they were straight up Canadians.
- 4:32Speaker 5: Oh god. Yeah.
- 4:35Speaker 4: At one point one of them was mumbling something to
- 4:37Speaker 4: Colin Cowherd at his party, and we're like, oh no,
- 4:41Speaker 4: but Colin was high on niquil himself. So it all
- 4:43Speaker 4: worked out. All, it all evened out. So yeah, there
- 4:48Speaker 4: were some really cool parties. There were some good dinners.
- 4:51Speaker 4: We had a big client luncheon. Also, the nice people
- 4:55Speaker 4: of Travis Matthew were here and Maco and a lot
- 5:00Speaker 4: of the different sponsors. You hear us doing the live
- 5:03Speaker 4: reads for on Fox Sports Radio. We're in the building
- 5:06Speaker 4: and it was cool to talk to all of them,
- 5:08Speaker 4: and they asked about you. They asked about all the
- 5:11Speaker 4: different shows and all the different personalities on the network.
- 5:14Speaker 4: So just no, I pulled the curtain back and told
- 5:16Speaker 4: them way too many stories about you.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Well, I don't know about that, but I think what
- 5:20Speaker 3: they need is to just focus on the podcast, right, Danny,
- 5:23Speaker 3: We got to blow this thing up, right, We got
- 5:25Speaker 3: to plow next level, next level, man, you gotta you
- 5:27Speaker 3: got your You're right there.
- 5:29Speaker 4: You're in the belly of the beast. Oh, they don't
- 5:31Speaker 4: let the super bow. Yeah, they don't let any show
- 5:33Speaker 4: take the stage. Your numbers have been so big on
- 5:36Speaker 4: the Fifth Hour podcast that they actually let us take
- 5:39Speaker 4: over the entire stage for today's pod and then we'll
- 5:42Speaker 4: do the mail bag. So be a good weekend here
- 5:45Speaker 4: in New Orleans for the fifth hour.
- 5:47Speaker 3: Absolutely, and it is an odd week though, and I'm
- 5:51Speaker 3: obviously not there, so uh, it's for our purposes.
- 5:55Speaker 1: It's like there hasn't been that much to really talk about.
- 5:58Speaker 1: As far as the.
- 5:58Speaker 3: Game, it's been pretty pretty quiet. It's mostly been about
- 6:02Speaker 3: NBA trades this week, which is I know the NFL
- 6:05Speaker 3: people probably don't care because you know, it's everyone's gonna
- 6:08Speaker 3: watch the super Bowl anyway. But I feel like in
- 6:11Speaker 3: years past there's been more. There's something I don't know
- 6:14Speaker 3: what it is about this week, but it's like all
- 6:16Speaker 3: these trades in the NBA, and it's I've gotten more
- 6:20Speaker 3: reaction from that.
- 6:21Speaker 1: But I'm looking forward to watching them.
- 6:22Speaker 3: This is a legacy situation for the Chiefs, and you know,
- 6:26Speaker 3: who knows if we'll ever see.
- 6:27Speaker 1: I don't know we'll getting older, Danny.
- 6:29Speaker 3: I don't if we'll ever see a team have a
- 6:30Speaker 3: chance to win three in a row again. So if
- 6:33Speaker 3: they don't do this, you figure out how many more
- 6:36Speaker 3: years is Andy Reid gonna coach and all that. As
- 6:38Speaker 3: far as like the game itself, and so it's to me,
- 6:41Speaker 3: it's interesting, but I just feel like the NBA trades
- 6:44Speaker 3: have upstaged the NFL, which is kind.
- 6:46Speaker 5: Of yeah, no, and it's been.
- 6:48Speaker 4: It's weird out here because normally the talk at the
- 6:52Speaker 4: bar and the lobby of the hotel is all about
- 6:55Speaker 4: the big game. Instead, You're right, every especially wearing my
- 6:59Speaker 4: Lakers gear or any of my LA gear.
- 7:01Speaker 5: Not LA gear, but the gear of l skipper gear.
- 7:03Speaker 3: He got some Clipper gear now, yeah, my man, all right,
- 7:06Speaker 3: it's hip the clip not right now, right now, but yeah,
- 7:09Speaker 3: they got Dogdanovich.
- 7:11Speaker 4: Not LA gear what you buy from Costco, not that
- 7:14Speaker 4: kind of LA gear his shoot. Yeah, but everybody will
- 7:18Speaker 4: come up to you and say, so, what do you
- 7:20Speaker 4: think about Luca? And then of course Dalton connect got
- 7:23Speaker 4: dealt so the Lakers could get the big man they
- 7:25Speaker 4: were looking for.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Yeah, but that I mean, I don't do a heard
- 7:28Speaker 3: old basketball because you're at the super Bowl. But I
- 7:30Speaker 3: will tell you, Dane, everybody just talking about it. But
- 7:34Speaker 3: I mean the Lucas stories the Mavericks are putting out
- 7:37Speaker 3: and there are stories by the way about this guy
- 7:39Speaker 3: Williams who they got that you know, who knows. I mean,
- 7:43Speaker 3: there was a story this week like his last game
- 7:46Speaker 3: with the Hornets, he was like dogging it and he
- 7:48Speaker 3: wasn't hustling, and it was like, I don't know, It's well,
- 7:52Speaker 3: we'll see how it shakes out.
- 7:53Speaker 4: But yeah, and how about fat man syndrome has come
- 7:56Speaker 4: out of the Lucas story too, because after that story
- 8:00Speaker 4: broke the next day, we're in the lobby here and
- 8:04Speaker 4: one of the bar backs at the lobby of our
- 8:06Speaker 4: hotel where they were serving appetizers to all the media
- 8:11Speaker 4: people that were sitting there eating like fat cows. They
- 8:14Speaker 4: were the fat ones, not me. I had a water
- 8:16Speaker 4: in my hand at the time. But this bar back
- 8:19Speaker 4: comes barreling through and has to cut in between Covino
- 8:22Speaker 4: and I and he was carrying like a roast beef
- 8:27Speaker 4: po boy, which are delicious here, by the way. And
- 8:30Speaker 4: as he's trying to cut through us, he looks right
- 8:32Speaker 4: at me, Ben and he says, excuse me, big guy, wow,
- 8:37Speaker 4: And I instantly I was like, why did he say
- 8:41Speaker 4: it like that?
- 8:42Speaker 5: You know? And so I felt like Luca out here
- 8:45Speaker 5: for the rest of the week.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a term I use because even though I
- 8:49Speaker 3: lost a lot of weight, I'm still a big guy.
- 8:51Speaker 1: I call it fit fat. You're fat, but.
- 8:55Speaker 3: You're fit, like Luca looks like he would be fat, fit,
- 8:58Speaker 3: like he's got a little bit of the Pillsbury dull
- 9:01Speaker 3: boy thing going on.
- 9:02Speaker 1: But he's he's able to play. He's put up great numbers.
- 9:05Speaker 3: And then there was that other story about how you
- 9:07Speaker 3: know he's even though his numbers are good, he doesn't
- 9:10Speaker 3: get back on defense and all that. Suff I don't know,
- 9:12Speaker 3: we'll see how it how it shakes down as far
- 9:15Speaker 3: as that, But I do have some prop bets for
- 9:17Speaker 3: the super Bowl that I didn't We didn't get to
- 9:19Speaker 3: these on the TV show. We got to a bunch
- 9:21Speaker 3: on the TV show. If you watch Benny Versus the Penny,
- 9:24Speaker 3: if any, the producer of the TV show did a
- 9:26Speaker 3: great job, you know, putting everything together and all that,
- 9:29Speaker 3: and it really flows. But we only have a half hour.
- 9:32Speaker 3: It's a half hour, and so we have a little
- 9:35Speaker 3: more time here to kind of go over the props
- 9:37Speaker 3: and we need someone to keep track of them though,
- 9:40Speaker 3: because we're gonna be much too busy Danny to keep
- 9:42Speaker 3: track of these, right, I mean, we'll go over them
- 9:45Speaker 3: and we're gonna shut up.
- 9:46Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I think all the Fifth Hour podcast
- 9:49Speaker 4: listeners know we have a staff of two yes, yes, yes,
- 9:54Speaker 4: somebody's raising their hand right now to write this down.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:57Speaker 3: I think Ferg Dog is gonna do it. I think
- 9:59Speaker 3: Ferg Dog Fergie will do it. If not Alf, maybe
- 10:02Speaker 3: both will team up and we'll do that. So these
- 10:05Speaker 3: are actual props by the sports books here. A lot
- 10:10Speaker 3: of these are from bet Online. There's some from DraftKings,
- 10:14Speaker 3: which is a great sponsor, and some of the other
- 10:16Speaker 3: websites that we've kind of compiled here.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Here's one.
- 10:20Speaker 3: Will Tom Brady be a top ten trending topic on
- 10:25Speaker 3: X during the Super Bowl?
- 10:27Speaker 1: Yes?
- 10:27Speaker 3: Is minus two fifty? No is plus one seventy. That's
- 10:31Speaker 3: an easy yes.
- 10:33Speaker 1: I agree. That's why it's play minus two fifty.
- 10:36Speaker 3: And whether Brady's good and he says something interesting or
- 10:41Speaker 3: whether Brady blows. Either way, it's going to be a
- 10:46Speaker 3: trending topic, right either. I mean, so either he's good
- 10:48Speaker 3: or he's bad. But there's no way it's not.
- 10:51Speaker 5: We were talking.
- 10:52Speaker 4: We were talking here, Buddy Andrew Whitworth the ram legend. Yeah,
- 10:56Speaker 4: kram it all day, ku, ram it all night over
- 10:58Speaker 4: here he was reminant for mister clean, which makes sense.
- 11:03Speaker 1: It kind of looks like him.
- 11:04Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
- 11:06Speaker 4: And in fact, Covino said, so you're gonna play mister
- 11:09Speaker 4: Clean in a commercial, and He's like, what, No, I'm
- 11:12Speaker 4: here for mister Clean.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Did they give you any mister clean? Did they give?
- 11:17Speaker 4: Oh, it's packed in my suitcase. And Whitworth told the
- 11:20Speaker 4: guys been big wit, as his teammates used to call him,
- 11:23Speaker 4: said that it's crazy how much criticism the announcers get nowadays.
- 11:28Speaker 5: That's pretty much the same as the players.
- 11:31Speaker 1: That's right. I tried doing an overnight talk show.
- 11:33Speaker 3: If you want criticism, yes, I'm getting I'm still getting
- 11:37Speaker 3: hate mail. It's two days later, Danny I did a
- 11:39Speaker 3: monologue praising the Hall of Fame voters for not putting
- 11:42Speaker 3: Eli Manning in the Hall of Fame. And you would
- 11:46Speaker 3: have thought that I had had sent Eli Manning to
- 11:49Speaker 3: like the war, you know, some kind of Siberian war
- 11:53Speaker 3: zone or something like that.
- 11:54Speaker 1: The way people are upset, Yeah, it's the way of
- 11:58Speaker 1: the world.
- 11:58Speaker 5: Man.
- 11:58Speaker 3: But Tom Brady, Yeah, he will definitely be a trending
- 12:01Speaker 3: topic for sure. Here's a fun one for tomorrow's Super Bowl.
- 12:05Speaker 1: How many times will birthday be said? Now?
- 12:07Speaker 3: It's Takwan Barkley's birthday, right, And I think there's another
- 12:10Speaker 3: Eagles player that is having a birthday on Sunday, So
- 12:15Speaker 3: over under one and a half and over his minus
- 12:20Speaker 3: one thirty, under his minus one ten, I'm gonna go over.
- 12:22Speaker 3: I think it's obvious here whether Barkley plays well or
- 12:25Speaker 3: not at least a couple times, and.
- 12:28Speaker 1: It's his birthday.
- 12:30Speaker 3: You know, he has a big run on his birthday,
- 12:32Speaker 3: he had a big run or if he doesn't have it, well,
- 12:34Speaker 3: he's really struggling on his birthday, you know.
- 12:36Speaker 1: So I think there's got to be at least two mentioned.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I think that's an easy one. What about you, guy?
- 12:41Speaker 4: Yeah, no, same, Because the networks eat up this kind
- 12:45Speaker 4: of crap. It wouldn't shock me if they did some
- 12:47Speaker 4: sort of graphic on the screen with like a Saquon
- 12:51Speaker 4: birthday cake.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I could totally see that.
- 12:55Speaker 3: And also, this is not one of the official props,
- 12:58Speaker 3: but how many times will our our friend almost Andy Reid,
- 13:01Speaker 3: who I had on yesterday's podcast be shown he's I
- 13:05Speaker 3: heard a rum where he's going to be on the
- 13:07Speaker 3: Fox pregame show for the Super Bowl tomorrow. So keep
- 13:10Speaker 3: an eye out on Almost Andy Reid and we'll see
- 13:14Speaker 3: he's he's in town. Now, he was in LA yesterday.
- 13:18Speaker 3: He flew to New Orleans last night. But he's he's
- 13:21Speaker 3: going to be out partying. And I think he's out
- 13:24Speaker 3: partying tonight, Danny with like a Taylor Swift impersonator. So
- 13:28Speaker 3: they're going to be out. What a scene that must
- 13:30Speaker 3: be there with the beads and all that.
- 13:32Speaker 1: My god.
- 13:33Speaker 3: Anyway, how many times will Donna Kelsey be shown?
- 13:37Speaker 5: I don't want. I don't want to know how almost
- 13:39Speaker 5: Andy Reid is getting his beads.
- 13:41Speaker 1: By the way, it was fascinating. He talked about it
- 13:45Speaker 1: on yesterday's POT. But it's like it's pretty crazy, Like
- 13:49Speaker 1: he goes out.
- 13:49Speaker 3: In you know, he's just a lookalike and people they
- 13:52Speaker 3: can't even tell. They think it's actually Andy Reid in
- 13:55Speaker 3: full uniform walking around town.
- 13:58Speaker 1: He's fascinating.
- 13:59Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a ringer dead ringer.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Oh, it's amazing. Anyway, Donna Kelsey, how many times will
- 14:04Speaker 3: she be shown on TV? Of course the mom of
- 14:07Speaker 3: Travis Kelcey over under one and a half, and I
- 14:10Speaker 3: think this is awesome. Over is minus one twenty under
- 14:14Speaker 3: his minus one twenty. But I think this is an
- 14:16Speaker 3: obvious over also because Danny, she's likely gonna be sitting
- 14:20Speaker 3: next to Taylor Swift. So yeah, you know they're gonna
- 14:24Speaker 3: show Taylor at least once. They'll they'll want to focus
- 14:26Speaker 3: on her, but she'll be in the shot. So I
- 14:28Speaker 3: don't know how she's not on two times.
- 14:31Speaker 5: At least once.
- 14:32Speaker 4: I mean, Taylor Swift is probably gonna be on the
- 14:35Speaker 4: screen in front of our big fat faces at least
- 14:37Speaker 4: five to seven times.
- 14:38Speaker 3: So well yeah, but even if she is, but then
- 14:41Speaker 3: then you're gonna be jumping up and down if the
- 14:43Speaker 3: Chiefs have a big play, right, or if they don't
- 14:45Speaker 3: have a big play, like oh they're sad, you know, sad, Tam.
- 14:47Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna show the mama of the Kelsey's at
- 14:50Speaker 4: least twice.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Well, here's a fun one, and this involves Tom Brady
- 14:55Speaker 3: and Kevin Burkhardt on the Fox broadcast tomorrow for the
- 14:58Speaker 3: Super Bowl. And this is the who's what will be
- 15:01Speaker 3: said first during this is our Propapaloosa, by the way,
- 15:05Speaker 3: in the fifth hour, So what will be said first
- 15:08Speaker 3: by Tom Brady or Kevin Burkhard And we've got let's
- 15:12Speaker 3: go at minus two hundred and goat at plus one
- 15:17Speaker 3: point fifty. So this is I like this, because if
- 15:20Speaker 3: you've watched Brady at all, Danny, I know you have
- 15:24Speaker 3: Tom Brady when he is broadcasting on Fox. There are
- 15:28Speaker 3: certain things that we all have. There's certain things that
- 15:31Speaker 3: we say that we keep repeating. They're these what's the
- 15:35Speaker 3: like one of my what's the word I'm thinking of here?
- 15:37Speaker 3: Where they just they're like worm, they're getting your head.
- 15:42Speaker 1: You just keep repeating them.
- 15:43Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of the word I can't think
- 15:44Speaker 3: of right now, but not really important. So things that
- 15:48Speaker 3: we just repeat non subconsciously, we just repeat them. So
- 15:52Speaker 3: Tom Brady when he's calling the games on Fox and
- 15:56Speaker 3: he's he's doing the whole play by play thing, there's
- 15:58Speaker 3: certain phrases that he uses like he can't stop. I mean,
- 16:04Speaker 3: he's just not over and over. And I'll give you
- 16:07Speaker 3: an example on some of them because I have taken
- 16:11Speaker 3: copious amounts of notes here, Danny, when watching Brady, and
- 16:16Speaker 3: I don't watch every Brady game, but he's making thirty
- 16:20Speaker 3: eight million dollars a year.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Good for him.
- 16:22Speaker 3: He says wow a lot. If you drank every time
- 16:26Speaker 3: he said wow, you'd be drunk by the end of
- 16:30Speaker 3: the you know, the end of the first quarter. Oh no,
- 16:32Speaker 3: there's a lot of oh no. He loves the word juice.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Tom loves the word juice.
- 16:38Speaker 5: Kind of like the way you say milk with an
- 16:40Speaker 5: e all the time on.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Your show, How Daarrey. I don't know. I was one
- 16:42Speaker 1: time and I was out of context. He says either
- 16:45Speaker 1: juice or more juice or no juice.
- 16:47Speaker 3: And guy's milked up the game within the game, the
- 16:50Speaker 3: Jimmy and Joe's and all that.
- 16:52Speaker 1: So he's got all of those lines that he uses.
- 16:56Speaker 3: So as far as the broadcast, I'm trying in my
- 17:00Speaker 3: head wrap my head around what will this be like?
- 17:02Speaker 3: So Burke Cart will start the broadcast on Fox. He
- 17:06Speaker 3: will then bring in Tom Brady. So he said, will
- 17:09Speaker 3: he say let's bring in the goat? Or does he
- 17:12Speaker 3: say let's go to the goat? He could say let's
- 17:15Speaker 3: go to the goat or here's the goat. So you're
- 17:18Speaker 3: getting some line value with goat, Danny. Yeah, So it's
- 17:22Speaker 3: a it's a tough call, right.
- 17:24Speaker 5: Or he could mix his with yours and say goat milk.
- 17:27Speaker 3: Yeah, or he could really piss you off if you bet,
- 17:30Speaker 3: let's go. He could say go let's or say goat,
- 17:33Speaker 3: let's go goat let's that would f us.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Off right, that would be be terrible. What else do
- 17:39Speaker 1: we have?
- 17:39Speaker 3: Which owner will be shown first during the broadcast? You've
- 17:43Speaker 3: got Philadelphia's owner Jeffrey Lury and Kansas City's.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Owner Clark Hunt.
- 17:49Speaker 3: And I think this is easy. Also, there's a lot
- 17:52Speaker 3: of easy props. I think, so this one. Jeffrey Lurry
- 17:58Speaker 3: is minus one seventy five, so you're not getting a
- 18:01Speaker 3: lot of line value Danny, but he is one of
- 18:04Speaker 3: these diva owners that needs to be on every time
- 18:10Speaker 3: you watch the broadcast of the Eagles. You know, it's
- 18:12Speaker 3: like Robert Kraft, Jerry Jones, and Jeffrey Lourie are the.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Top three who must get attention.
- 18:20Speaker 3: So I don't I don't see Clark Hunt on TV
- 18:25Speaker 3: nearly as much so because the Eagles owner is more
- 18:29Speaker 3: of a hot dog and more of attention.
- 18:32Speaker 1: Whoror I gotta go with the Eagles.
- 18:34Speaker 4: Ask us they're going to talk about how the Eagles
- 18:37Speaker 4: acquired the birthday boy Sa kwon before the season, And
- 18:42Speaker 4: when they keep talking about that and hammering that, they'll
- 18:44Speaker 4: keep showing LORI And when they.
- 18:47Speaker 3: Show video of Andy Reid and he coached the Eagles,
- 18:51Speaker 3: they could say, well, Jeffery Yarry, the Eagles owner, he
- 18:54Speaker 3: had Andy Reid, and yeah, there's.
- 18:56Speaker 4: A thing that's coaching both franchisees history exactly.
- 19:00Speaker 3: There's also an Andy Reid prop of on television. Which
- 19:05Speaker 3: clip will be shown first, Andy Reid is Eagles coach?
- 19:09Speaker 3: That's minus one twenty or Andy Reid punt passed and
- 19:12Speaker 3: kicked at minus one twenty?
- 19:15Speaker 1: And where you're at on that one, Danny? Which one?
- 19:22Speaker 5: I don't know which way to lean on that.
- 19:24Speaker 3: I'm gonna go the punt pass kick because the Super
- 19:27Speaker 3: Bowl's not just about us, right, We're meeting potatoes people
- 19:31Speaker 3: the super Bowls for the person that's not really a
- 19:33Speaker 3: football fan. And how you know, you're trying to relate
- 19:36Speaker 3: to moms and stuff like the women that may be
- 19:37Speaker 3: run into sports. I know there's a lot of women
- 19:39Speaker 3: listening to podcasts that love it, but there's a lot
- 19:41Speaker 3: of women are just kind of casually watched because everyone
- 19:43Speaker 3: else is doing it. So what at what better way
- 19:46Speaker 3: to relate to the normal human experience. Well, here's a
- 19:49Speaker 3: little fat kid, Andy Reid, or tall fat kid, not
- 19:53Speaker 3: little at all, but here's what he was like as
- 19:55Speaker 3: a little child.
- 19:56Speaker 1: And now look at him now.
- 19:58Speaker 5: He looked like a freshman in college and that video.
- 20:01Speaker 3: I am still blown away that when Andy first got
- 20:04Speaker 3: the job with the Eagles, I was doing local radio
- 20:06Speaker 3: in LA and we had him on and I had
- 20:09Speaker 3: no idea who he was.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Nobody knew who he was.
- 20:12Speaker 3: We did about fifteen minutes with him on the radio,
- 20:14Speaker 3: and all we did was talk about Tommy's Hamburger's, chili,
- 20:17Speaker 3: cheeseburgers and all his stuff because he's from LA and
- 20:21Speaker 3: he worked at Dodgers Stadium briefly. And Uh, it's just
- 20:25Speaker 3: the thing that he's likely going to end up the
- 20:28Speaker 3: winning his coach in the history of the NFL if
- 20:32Speaker 3: he stays healthy.
- 20:34Speaker 4: Uh. Just yes, how weird that the two of you
- 20:37Speaker 4: did fat guy radio? Unless yeah, unless it's not weird.
- 20:42Speaker 1: No, No, it was great and he it was wonderful.
- 20:44Speaker 3: And I remember the producer said, hey, we got this
- 20:46Speaker 3: guy Andy Reid on I said, who the who the
- 20:49Speaker 3: f is Andy Reid? Because he had been with the Packers,
- 20:52Speaker 3: but he wasn't a coordinator. I think he was the
- 20:54Speaker 3: quarterback coach or something like that. Maybe he's the offensive
- 20:58Speaker 3: line coach, but he was with the Packers. But he
- 21:00Speaker 3: wasn't a coordinator for what was the guy's name, Holmgren,
- 21:04Speaker 3: Mike Holmgren, who was the coach in Green Bay, And
- 21:07Speaker 3: so I remember, yeah, I remember that. All right, here's
- 21:10Speaker 3: another prop we can talk about post game. The first
- 21:13Speaker 3: person to post on social media between Donald Trump and
- 21:20Speaker 3: Taylor Swift Donald Trump, President Trump is minus five hundred
- 21:24Speaker 3: and Taylor Swift is plus three hundred. So the big
- 21:29Speaker 3: odds it favored Donald Trump. And I think it's kind
- 21:31Speaker 3: of clear. Donald the president loves social media and Taylor.
- 21:37Speaker 3: I don't really follow her on social media, but I
- 21:40Speaker 3: don't think she's.
- 21:41Speaker 1: On there nearly as much.
- 21:42Speaker 3: Plus, if Kansas City wins the game, won't she be
- 21:46Speaker 3: down on the field with the confetti and the balloons
- 21:48Speaker 3: and all that, So she will she be able to
- 21:50Speaker 3: send a message while she's busy doing that stuff.
- 21:52Speaker 5: Now you know Trump is going to be down on
- 21:55Speaker 5: the field. Oh is he?
- 21:57Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 21:57Speaker 5: I caught wind of that.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Really is he going to be part of the celebration after?
- 22:03Speaker 5: Not after?
- 22:04Speaker 4: But I want to say before the game, at least
- 22:08Speaker 4: that's what I heard. He is on the field.
- 22:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Well that's big balls, man, that's next level.
- 22:14Speaker 5: Well, that's his middle name.
- 22:16Speaker 3: I understand. I think Trump will definitely send something out
- 22:22Speaker 3: and this is not one of the problem. Do you
- 22:23Speaker 3: think anyone because most Super Bowls, somebody runs out in
- 22:26Speaker 3: the field, they get paid by a gambling website, and
- 22:30Speaker 3: usually it's a large breasted woman that runs across the
- 22:32Speaker 3: field that.
- 22:34Speaker 5: You're taking us all the way back to MORGANA.
- 22:36Speaker 3: Yeah, well not that large recently, but there were some
- 22:39Speaker 3: dudes that did it. But nobody wants to see dudes
- 22:41Speaker 3: run across the gold A. Do you think that we'll
- 22:44Speaker 3: see somebody run across the field? That's the first thing.
- 22:47Speaker 3: And b because everyone knows that President Trump's going to
- 22:51Speaker 3: be there, will some whack a doodle try to make
- 22:53Speaker 3: some kind of political statement because Trump's in the building.
- 22:58Speaker 4: I think this security is so heightened here in New
- 23:03Speaker 4: Orleans it would surprise me if a wacka doodle gets
- 23:05Speaker 4: on the field and runs around.
- 23:07Speaker 5: It really would.
- 23:08Speaker 4: Okay, Plus, are you going to spend that much money
- 23:12Speaker 4: on a ticket so you could do that and get taste?
- 23:15Speaker 3: Well, normally, what I've told has been happening is in
- 23:17Speaker 3: the past is the whoever pays you will pay you.
- 23:20Speaker 1: They'll say, I'll bail you out. Of jail by for
- 23:23Speaker 1: the ticket.
- 23:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:25Speaker 3: So it's all planned out, and but you got to
- 23:28Speaker 3: find somebody who's not humble.
- 23:29Speaker 5: You know.
- 23:30Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I'm modest. I would never take my.
- 23:32Speaker 3: Sure, but there's a lot of people that would. Absolutely.
- 23:38Speaker 3: I think Iowa Sam might do that. What do you
- 23:39Speaker 3: think you think Iowa Sam would run across the field there?
- 23:42Speaker 4: Yeah, Iowa Sam is back at the main studio in
- 23:45Speaker 4: Sherman Oaks, California, taping us right now.
- 23:47Speaker 5: Back on.
- 23:48Speaker 3: He's back with me, Iowa Sam, My guy, Iowa Sam.
- 23:51Speaker 1: I'm fully clothed right now. Oh you are Iowa. That's good.
- 23:54Speaker 3: Who's your favorite Philadelphia Eagle player, Iowa Sam?
- 23:57Speaker 5: Oh?
- 23:58Speaker 4: Well, I just said I texted you guys the name
- 24:00Speaker 4: Cooper de Jene because it's also his birthday on Sunday.
- 24:02Speaker 1: But all time I thought that was your favorite.
- 24:05Speaker 5: Oh, he's the rookie. He's the rookie.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Defensive white guy. He's a white guy.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Defensively, he's exciting white as they call him.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 24:17Speaker 5: Here's the racist drop when you need it.
- 24:19Speaker 1: Racist? Who what else do we have to see you?
- 24:22Speaker 5: I'll put it in post production?
- 24:23Speaker 4: Racist?
- 24:25Speaker 1: All right? We have a bunch of other props about
- 24:27Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
- 24:28Speaker 3: Uh, I think we can kind of figure out by
- 24:31Speaker 3: now that there's gonna be no proposal, right, They're not.
- 24:34Speaker 5: No. That is that.
- 24:35Speaker 4: I don't even understand why anybody thought that was in
- 24:40Speaker 4: the cards, because Travis is not going to want to
- 24:43Speaker 4: take attention away from his teammates. If the Chiefs do
- 24:47Speaker 4: three pete, do you think he would want to make
- 24:49Speaker 4: it all about himself?
- 24:51Speaker 5: Like you said, Ben, You and other radio.
- 24:53Speaker 4: Personalities or TV personalities would do that, but not a
- 24:57Speaker 4: guy who's playing a team sport.
- 25:00Speaker 1: What if they lose? How great would it be if
- 25:01Speaker 1: they lose?
- 25:02Speaker 4: They're celebrating And then he was like, oh, oh yes,
- 25:05Speaker 4: that's my dream scenario is that the Eagles win. He
- 25:10Speaker 4: still proposes to her on the field and she says no,
- 25:13Speaker 4: and they both go away forever.
- 25:15Speaker 3: And she runs away the other direction and runs to
- 25:17Speaker 3: her helicopter to take off and fly away and that's it.
- 25:21Speaker 3: And then she writes a bunch of songs about what
- 25:23Speaker 3: an a hole Travis Kelsey is and lives happily ever after.
- 25:27Speaker 3: Will Taylor Swift be shown live after Kelsey's first reception?
- 25:34Speaker 2: This?
- 25:35Speaker 3: I think this is kind of an obvious one. I
- 25:36Speaker 3: think this is Yes, it's minus two hundred. Yes, No,
- 25:40Speaker 3: is plus one point fifty. So I'm going yes on
- 25:43Speaker 3: that again, because it's not your normal football game.
- 25:47Speaker 1: It's not just about the game.
- 25:49Speaker 3: You know, even during a normal game, they'll show Taylor Swift,
- 25:51Speaker 3: but you're trying to get the people that aren't aren't
- 25:54Speaker 3: necessarily there for the game. Like my brother, my older brother,
- 25:57Speaker 3: he watches this every year with his wife works in marketing.
- 26:00Speaker 3: They have a place in Manhattan, marketing firm they work at,
- 26:03Speaker 3: and she kind of owns the place.
- 26:05Speaker 1: But they they watch it for the commercials.
- 26:09Speaker 3: They don't they don't not really football fans or anything
- 26:11Speaker 3: like that, but they'll watch it. And so, but Taylor
- 26:14Speaker 3: Swift kind of part of that. I feel like she's
- 26:16Speaker 3: part of it because because of all that, So I think.
- 26:18Speaker 1: That she will be shown. I'm gonna go yes, I'm
- 26:21Speaker 1: gonna go yes.
- 26:22Speaker 3: Now, this is a fun one. Which will be higher
- 26:25Speaker 3: Danny Taylor Swift live shots or Travis Kelsey catches.
- 26:33Speaker 5: Let's see higher? Higher? I would say Coop at a
- 26:37Speaker 5: super Bowl party.
- 26:39Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, I here's a fun fact. Now, Coop's
- 26:41Speaker 3: having a super Bowl party tomorrow and I didn't. I
- 26:44Speaker 3: didn't know this, but I asked Lorraine, I said, where
- 26:46Speaker 3: are you?
- 26:46Speaker 1: What are you doing on Sunday?
- 26:47Speaker 3: I'm going to this. I'm going to Coop's house for
- 26:49Speaker 3: the super Bowl party. I didn't get invited, not that
- 26:52Speaker 3: I would have shot, but I wanted the opportunity to
- 26:55Speaker 3: turn down the invitation. But I did not get the
- 26:58Speaker 3: opportunity to turn down the infantation. So I was kind
- 27:00Speaker 3: of bummed out about that. Dan I thought, well, maybe
- 27:02Speaker 3: I'll get that opportunity. But I did not get the
- 27:04Speaker 3: opportunity to turn down that unfortunate so that did not
- 27:08Speaker 3: It did not happen at all.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Anyway.
- 27:12Speaker 3: You know, I know it's not a normal pod because
- 27:14Speaker 3: it's you know, you're at the super Bowl and we're
- 27:16Speaker 3: doing this hybrid thing, and I hear a lot of activity.
- 27:19Speaker 3: There's a lot of people moving around, a lot of
- 27:21Speaker 3: moving parts there, Danny right.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Yeah, running around and all that.
- 27:24Speaker 4: Lots of producers and TV talent and radio nerds. They're
- 27:29Speaker 4: all running around and scattering trying to tape their last
- 27:32Speaker 4: minute things for the super Bowl.
- 27:33Speaker 3: And it's kind of like if you've never been to
- 27:35Speaker 3: radio row and the public's not allowed there anymore.
- 27:38Speaker 1: They used to be allowed in, they used to let
- 27:39Speaker 1: people in and all that.
- 27:41Speaker 3: But back in the I guess back in the early
- 27:43Speaker 3: days nineteen hundreds, it would be like being on the
- 27:45Speaker 3: Atlantic City Boardwalk. There's a lot of slick marketing people
- 27:51Speaker 3: that kind of wander around Prounce around there, and they're
- 27:57Speaker 3: they're trying to a lot of them have people that
- 27:59Speaker 3: you'd necessarily don't want to have on, but they try
- 28:02Speaker 3: to convince you to have them on so they could
- 28:04Speaker 3: do a commercial for like, uh.
- 28:07Speaker 1: You know whatever.
- 28:08Speaker 3: I don't know, like Bounty. Yeah, Bounty had Emitt Smith.
- 28:12Speaker 3: Remember we had Emmett last year? Yeah, last year, I think, Yeah.
- 28:15Speaker 4: And this year Bounty has been giving away wings for
- 28:19Speaker 4: free to all these all these I ate them too,
- 28:22Speaker 4: all of us media.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:25Speaker 5: The update point. Let me let me give you your boy,
- 28:29Speaker 5: Rob Parker.
- 28:30Speaker 4: Rob Parker, either props or praise or just criticism. I
- 28:37Speaker 4: don't want to criticize it because I understand, but he
- 28:40Speaker 4: took too many free boxes of these wings. Each box
- 28:43Speaker 4: from Bounty had about probably ten wings in it with
- 28:47Speaker 4: three different dipping sauces dippings, and you could take They
- 28:51Speaker 4: only would allow you four boxes at eleven am, so
- 28:55Speaker 4: eleven am. All these you know, freeloaders are lining up
- 28:58Speaker 4: at the bounty booth to get the wings, and every
- 29:02Speaker 4: single day, even if because only one of the days
- 29:05Speaker 4: this past week did I go to that bounty line,
- 29:08Speaker 4: Rob Parker was there light clockwork at eleven am.
- 29:12Speaker 1: On the dot.
- 29:13Speaker 4: I saw him one of the days we Covino and
- 29:16Speaker 4: I were walking past the bounty thing and he was
- 29:19Speaker 4: the first person in line. They hadn't even opened up
- 29:22Speaker 4: the window yet, and this guy comes walking to the
- 29:25Speaker 4: set bend with three boxes stacked on top of each other.
- 29:29Speaker 4: He was balancing it trying to not let any of
- 29:32Speaker 4: these wings crash to the floor. This dude ate so
- 29:36Speaker 4: many damn wings all week long. And he looked at
- 29:38Speaker 4: me and he said, if.
- 29:39Speaker 1: It's friends for me, oh that's great.
- 29:43Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So my grandfather would say what a hawser
- 29:47Speaker 3: would say that, man, if.
- 29:50Speaker 5: The company pays, we're getting fillets.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:54Speaker 3: It reminds me when when I did something baseball back
- 29:58Speaker 3: in the day, there used to be rookies make as
- 30:00Speaker 3: much money now they still make a ton of money
- 30:02Speaker 3: and all that. I mean, they're insane, but there were
- 30:05Speaker 3: guys that would they get if you're the Major League,
- 30:07Speaker 3: you get paid a per dim every day, whether you
- 30:10Speaker 3: spend it or not. But it's for you know, traveling.
- 30:12Speaker 3: Back in the old days it was for taxis, but
- 30:14Speaker 3: now for ubers and food and stuff and just incidental.
- 30:18Speaker 3: So you get I think it's like putes. Yeah, it
- 30:22Speaker 3: might be like two hundred dollars a day or something.
- 30:24Speaker 3: It's a lot of money. And a lot of the
- 30:26Speaker 3: guys who are rookies would not spend any of the money.
- 30:30Speaker 3: They would take the team bus to the hotel. They
- 30:32Speaker 3: would eat because they provide food in the locker room
- 30:35Speaker 3: before the game and after the game, and so they
- 30:38Speaker 3: just po Like if Rob was a baseball player, he
- 30:40Speaker 3: was the guy that takes the bus, doesn't take his
- 30:42Speaker 3: own transportation each the pregame meal, yeah, postgame spread and
- 30:47Speaker 3: saves all the money from.
- 30:48Speaker 4: Lackadem per diem And you know, iHeart used to do that.
- 30:51Speaker 4: The very first Super Bowl I helped with about seven
- 30:56Speaker 4: eight years ago, they gave us a check prior to
- 30:59Speaker 4: us leave for the Super Bowl, and I thought to myself, Oh,
- 31:03Speaker 4: I could be real creative with this per diem money
- 31:06Speaker 4: and then put the rest away for my kids college fund. Yeah,
- 31:10Speaker 4: but I heart caught onto that, and so now we
- 31:12Speaker 4: have to just keep track of our receipts.
- 31:15Speaker 3: Oh well, the old move there too, they took all
- 31:17Speaker 3: out of it. Oh there was not that I did
- 31:20Speaker 3: this then, because it'll be wrong. But one of the
- 31:22Speaker 3: great moves before everything was tracked on credit cards and cell.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Phones was.
- 31:29Speaker 3: And I heard this from a buddy of mine who's
- 31:31Speaker 3: a sports writer who traveled a lot more than I did.
- 31:34Speaker 3: And in the old days, you'd take taxi cabs and
- 31:38Speaker 3: the cab driver just wanted to get you out of
- 31:40Speaker 3: the cab.
- 31:41Speaker 1: He'd say, do you need a receipt?
- 31:42Speaker 3: And they would throw the I remember in New York,
- 31:45Speaker 3: New York City, they had these yellow the yellow taxi cabs,
- 31:48Speaker 3: which aren't as there aren't there as much anymore, but
- 31:50Speaker 3: they would give you a stack of yellow taxi cab
- 31:53Speaker 3: receipts just to get you out of the car so
- 31:55Speaker 3: you could fill in whatever you wanted.
- 31:57Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you could. I didn't the end. Remember
- 32:01Speaker 1: that scandal with the NBA officials.
- 32:03Speaker 3: They were given money for first class plane tickets and
- 32:07Speaker 3: then they ended up spending they downgraded to just coach,
- 32:13Speaker 3: and then they pocketed the money and stuff.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Yeah, you see people do that in different industries. And
- 32:19Speaker 4: let's just say right now in the fifth hour podcast,
- 32:22Speaker 4: it's not good to do that to your company.
- 32:24Speaker 5: Never do that. No.
- 32:25Speaker 3: Well, fortunately I don't have to worry about that because
- 32:27Speaker 3: I'm not invited to these things. But if I was,
- 32:29Speaker 3: I would be upstanding. I would not I would not
- 32:32Speaker 3: take advantage of the company at all.
- 32:35Speaker 5: No.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't buy Starbucks gift cards ever. You would
- 32:39Speaker 4: never do such a thing.
- 32:40Speaker 1: No, I would never ever do that because that would
- 32:42Speaker 1: be wrong. That would be wrong. All right, we'll get
- 32:45Speaker 1: out on that, Danny.
- 32:47Speaker 3: You'll be back tomorrow before the game and then heading
- 32:49Speaker 3: back to LA So we'll have another podcast on Son
- 32:52Speaker 3: will do the mail bag and we'll have some fun
- 32:55Speaker 3: with that and see what else pops up. So anyway,
- 32:58Speaker 3: have a wonderful rest of your Saturday, and we will chat.
- 33:01Speaker 5: With you tomorrow. Pasta pasta myopulation.