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A SOUNDING ROD INCIDENT, A STRAPON SCENE AND A CRAZY BARBIE · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and we've got the one, the only
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the Barbie. Hi.
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I'm back. I say that every time like I'm
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not here more consistently. And I.
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Think because I was gone for a while, I felt like it was
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special. And now that I've been back kind
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of consistently, I'm like, I got to stop saying I'm back.
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True and Barbie, you know we're going to have to start doing
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people want to see your beautiful face 5.
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Billion dollars, the highest seller.
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I think we need to do a video recording of us.
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We should, we should. I'll get a full get mask on.
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You know, it would be funny, just maybe like.
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Like all dressed. You go.
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Sorry. You coming over doing a video
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podcast episode but be in complete dressed gear?
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Yeah, yeah. I would when Mia first started
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doing like the podcast, I was like, remember I asked?
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I was like, if we do them on camera, can I just wear stupid
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shit? Yeah.
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I was like, I just like wear a banana, golf them or something
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dumb and you're like, no. Shit, I was.
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Like I just wear something really dumb.
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Like no, you represent. The dungeon?
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No, act like it's dominatrix you dumb bitch, for once in your
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life. Wow, exactly.
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Yeah, yeah. So yesterday, Barbie, I had this
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one gentleman that wanted to come play in the dungeon and he
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specifically wanted just some strap on, play nice.
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And you know, he comes about once a year.
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He is one of those just kind of mild mannered guys.
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He's very sweet, but he's like, you know, Mia, when I met you,
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it was four or five years ago. And you're always the type of
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person that I didn't think worked in the dungeon.
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I didn't think you were here in the dungeon.
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I thought you make the introduction and then whoever
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wants to come play and the dungeon plays in the dungeon.
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And I'm like, well, yeah, you know, I mean, that's that's what
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I do. I love it.
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So like the idea that he thinks there's just an unlimited amount
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of doms just running around the dungeon?
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Running around the. Dungeon.
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Yeah, there's like 80 of us you can pick through like a look
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book. There's like three of us on a
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great day. There you go.
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One of us on a normal. Day.
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There you go. And you know, I told him he's
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like, is anyone available? And I'm like, well, Barbie was
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going to be available. And then you had so many things
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going wrong that day. Look, there was so much stuff
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me, it was on the phone with me and it was before, it was the
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calm before the storm. Me.
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It was like, can I get you at 1? And I was like, yeah, I guess I
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can get there at 1:00 because I was already doing something.
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And then just so much stuff happened immediately after
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getting off the phone with me. I detection like I can't come
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till later. And I felt like I'm like me.
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I'm fucking lying cuz I was like, I can't come in and she's
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like you gotta come in. And then 30 minutes later, I'm
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like, I actually cannot come in, right.
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Now, right? I actually like I sent her
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pictures of what was going on cuz I was like the bitch up to
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believe me. Yes, I was like, I promise I'm a
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lot of things. I'm not a liar.
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Yes, agreed. Now any who when he came in that
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day, he was all about wanting to try bigger sizes.
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They always are. They're, yeah, they're always
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like that. They want to try those big
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fucking Dicks. But you know, we started off
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with the regulars, like 7 inches, good circumference, not
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crazy. And he took it really good.
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And he was very vocal, like, Oh my God, Oh my God.
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It's amazing for me, like if it's annoying I get mad but if
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it's hot I'm OK with. It yeah, it was good.
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He liked it the. Moaners that kind of sound like
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dying cats. How about the moaners that
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breathe right in your face? That's just when you're doing
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something, for example, sounding rods and he's blowing in your
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face and his breath smells like rancid piss.
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The client we had today's breath was hot and stinky and I held my
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breath for an hour. I I just can't do it.
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I really fucking cannot. Do you remember that party we
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had? Like probably it was within a
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year, but like maybe 5 or 6 months ago, maybe one of the
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last ones we had here, You were that girl, she was getting
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fucked. She was just screaming.
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You remember that? Were you inside when that
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happened? She was getting fucked on the
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swing in your living room and she was dead ass pneumonia.
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Yeah, I remember that now. Yes, I can hear in the backyard.
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Yes. She was doing that in the living
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room, which is the living room. It's far away.
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She came in the dungeon where we're playing.
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There's like 3 scenes happening. She starts getting fucked and
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just starts right up with the screaming and I'm like cover her
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mouth gagger. Somebody get a ball gag.
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God. I actually, the screaming was so
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rough the first time I heard it, I actually went to check on what
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was happening because like it was like you, you gotta admit it
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was very rough. Everyone kept turning around and
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looking at her. I had this couple that used to
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go play in the dungeon. They'd rent it on Sundays.
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And I'm like, yeah, you know, do whatever you want to do.
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The doors closed, you, you have the space.
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She started fucking moaning so loud.
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One time my dog started howling. Yeah, it was obnoxious.
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Oh gosh, that's so funny. That's like my worst fear.
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Anytime I've used the dungeon, I'm like me, it's gonna hear
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like anytime I'm in there. Like shut the fuck up.
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Shit, I. Never hear anything from you but
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not like that. You could be talking and I could
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hear you, but literally fucking no fuck.
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Up I have a mother called me because he don't fucking know
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how. He kills both.
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Right now I have music going like if I drop something, I'll.
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Go no, I cannot hear a thing. You know what?
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That's that strong religious background of yours.
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No, it's just I don't be a Dick head.
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No, I'm swear to you I cannot hear you.
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Well, it was that one time I used the dungeon and remember I
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was in there six hours and I wasn't expecting there.
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Oh my God, yeah, it was crazy. And I felt so bad.
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So it went so late into the night and I remember I was like,
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we have to be quiet. Mia has been asleep for five
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fucking hours. She's in rim sleep.
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We came out and ever bro, he's like, can I use the bathroom?
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I'm I need to pee outside and he's like, I've been here before
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and I'm like you, you were peeing outside.
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The house is shut down and you stressed as fuck in the dozen
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but we're closed. Did you know anytime someone
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comes in the house, the dogs? Your dogs freak out and your
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dogs hate me, so I know. Like if I breathe in this house
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wrong, there's 18 chihuahuas biting all my tongues.
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Look, if I ever get my sponsor that I really want our contract
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for the podcast, I'm doing a small dog rescue.
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Oh, I'm having a whole other house built on the property just
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for the little. Foster home I was I always
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thought like if I was rich I would do the same like adoptive
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like if I had the land too, I would adopt a bunch of dogs who
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don't get adopted and stuff. Exactly.
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You know, because I always feel bad for the Pitbull is industry.
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I know you're such a Pitbull, I. Do my bait and you know it's
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funny, I've never gotten a Pitbull on purpose.
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I know. The Lord just sends me those
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dumb asses. I'm scared he's going to send me
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a new one now that one's passing.
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I think it's, it's every time I'm like, I don't want a dog or
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I'll be like, I want a small dog anytime it's just immediately
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you want a 90 LB pit bull we found in the gutter.
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It's like, I fucking guess I don't know dude.
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Put him in my house. He can live there and I love him
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a lot. God.
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Well, you know my Sissy has a golden.
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Oh, those are. Oh my God, sweetest fucking dog
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ever. I'd.
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Say, if you had to rank breeds of dogs, golden retriever is the
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sweetest. It's going to be, I'd say on
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paper, barring opinion, probably one of the best breeds of dogs
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ever. It's it's a perfect mix of like
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intelligence and like, like being energetic, but like being
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very like, sweet and stuff, you know, because some dogs are so
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smart that you got to do a lot of work with them.
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Golden retrievers are smart, but they also dumb.
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So it kind of works, you know, a little bit of a bimbo energy.
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Yeah. I feel like I just relate to
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golden retrievers. I'm someone who likes to run
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around Mia's yard really fast. Yes you do.
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One time me didn't answer the door quick enough and I got
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bored and I went into the woods, find her house and she's like,
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where are you mugging the woods? Barbie doesn't have ADHD, no.
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Sure doesn't. If me doesn't answer her door, I
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do start climbing up things. I get bored and.
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She do you do It's great. I'll.
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Look over her fence in my neighbor's yard.
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Gosh, Barbie. I'm sure we were talking about
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something. Barbie, so you did CBT today?
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I did, I like CBT. And you were just like telling
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me earlier, you were just like, I hate when guys say I want it
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light. I don't want it hard.
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But you're like, what is your real description of light versus
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hard? Yeah, it's it's I'd say CBT is
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like the hardest pain scale to kind of like match especially
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like as a girl cuz like I don't have a Dick in balls.
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I don't know what that feels like.
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I think like, you know, when you hit somebody.
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Have you ever been punched in the pussy?
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I don't think that equates. I'm telling you, but no, I
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haven't been hurt. Punched in the pussy.
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I have had that happen to me and yes, it really fucking.
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Hurts. Was it like a combat situation
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and they swung low or was it something you were trying?
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No, I was not trying it. I was dealing with a mental
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health person. So then just swinging.
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Low and she Yeah. And she did not like me.
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And man, she punched me in the pussy.
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But I was OK. I punched her back.
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Punched her right in the titty. I know I punched her in the
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pussy too. I.
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Fucked you. I feel like that.
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I feel like anytime I've hit my crotch it hurts because it just
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hits the bones. Yes, yes.
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Yeah, but we're talking about CBT, not pussy.
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My leg. That was actually me.
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It was fault, not me this time. Touché Barbie Yeah.
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It's just like the CBT one's hard.
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It's like when guys are like, well, I don't really want it to
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hurt. I'm like, so the word tortures
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and what you're asking for so let's recalibrate what the fuck
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we're asking about right now. Go for it.
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Because like when they're like, oh, I want CBT but I don't want
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it to hurt. I'm like, so you want me to
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fondle your balls softly? Like do you want me to also like
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sing a lullaby while I do it? Like what do you want?
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Like, And so anytime a guy's like, I like it, like I don't
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want a lot of pain. I just start so extremely light
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and then I'll just slightly escalate and kind of just watch
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their body and see what they're doing.
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But it is hard to tell because not all guys like emote the
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same. Like I've played with guys who
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don't emote or moan at all, but are super enjoying it.
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And then I've I've played with guys who are super vocal, but
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then they're like soft as tofu the whole time.
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And it's like, it's really, I'd say CBT is hard to gauge.
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You really have to watch your sub when you're doing it, like,
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really watch what's happening, you know?
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And he was pretty cool. I got a little hard with, like,
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the flogger at certain points, and he seemed to like it.
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He liked the flogger and he liked the pinwheel.
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I was also, like, squishing it flat with a ruler.
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He seemed to really like that. But yeah, it was a pretty
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standard CBT session, a little boring.
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So I didn't get to bring on the fun stuff, you know, just a
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little thumping, a little whacking, you know, nothing too
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creative. No, no, it's good.
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I mean good. For a 9:00 AM session.
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Yeah, that was, it was really good because you started use the
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ruler. He used a couple different
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things. He used the light whip.
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I use like 6 or 7. Things, yeah.
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I use it quite a bit when I do CBT, that's what makes it fun
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switching out. The IT does.
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It does. I think CBD can get repetitive
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if you do the same kind of implements in a row.
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So I always try to like. If I have like a few wacky like
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implements, I'll like counter it, like I'll like move some
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sensation ones in between there and stuff like that to kind of
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break it up. Because like anytime I have
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subbed in the past, I really have always disliked when it's
12:36
the same kind of tool, even if they're different ones over and
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over. So like, I don't like if you're
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hitting me with a flogger to just change to a different
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flogger, you know, I like to go to something different, you
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know? So I try to do that with my
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clients, you know, breaking up a little, make it a little less
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boring. Yeah, you know what I've done?
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I actually did it last week, it was a CBT guy but it was just
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the actual Dick. He didn't want the balls played
13:01
with. So just cock torture.
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Just cock torture. Exactly.
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Cock, no balls. Exactly.
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Cock leave the balls on the side.
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Bangers and mash. OK?
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Anyway, I took in AI, put the massager under his Dick and
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held. Yeah, and held it in my hand.
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That massager, if you put it under a microscope, might have
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its own ecosystem thing. Like we clean it with literally
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straight up rubbing alcohol like every time we use it.
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But I I still don't touch the tip of it.
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I've just it's touched too many Dick for me.
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I've seen, I've seen the Dicks. It's touched.
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Anyway, I was holding it up against the bottom of the Dick
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and then I was taking a whip. A small handheld whip, kind of
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like the one you had, but it was a little harder.
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And then I took a paddle that Liv has and it's a rubber
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paddle. It's for actually getting dents
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out of cars. And I was smacking the top of
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his Dick. Do you want help me get a dent
14:02
out of my car? Yeah.
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So excited. Right.
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Yeah, we could do that. The dent.
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I put that dent in my car by falling into it.
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Remember, you know what? I love that story.
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That story was so dumb. I think I told on the podcast
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before but I'll give a very quick rundown.
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I was dressed as an elf and I was running late to a rin fair
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and I didn't have my leather boots tied all the way right.
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And I was running and then the eyelets hooked on each other.
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So I basically hog tied myself at the ankles while sprinting
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dressed as an elf and I fell face first into the the the
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front of my car and I caught my head from bouncing off of it
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with my hand. But then I left like a plate
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sized dent right above my tire from bouncing my fucking head
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off of it. It's like, who does that?
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Dude, I was so embarrassed. Dude, there was three people
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standing there who watched that happen.
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And you know what was so embarrassing is that they didn't
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think it was funny because it was such a bad fall.
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They were all concerned like that's what made it worse is
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that they were all like, do you need to go to the hospital?
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I could. Just see you though, doing a
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gymnast move and you like stand there with your arms up like oh,
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I'm. OK, that's how I did it.
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You can see me fall off A5 story building, plop flat on the
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ground. I'd stand and go.
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I'm good, right. So when they were like, do you
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have a they're trying to check me for a concussion.
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I'm feel humiliated. This is my version of
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humiliation. Like, Oh my God, they're like,
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look me in the eyes. I'm like, I don't want to.
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I'm like, don't look at me, I just think.
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Oh my God. And I don't fall over often.
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Like it's, it's so crazy, like a real fall.
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I, I don't think I've fallen for real like that in, in probably
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years. I mean, I've tripped here and
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there, but oh, bro, I haven't fallen like that.
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And that hit me hard. I was like, oh, it wasn't going
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to fall. I felt the next day I was like.
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You know, one time I will tell you this, I wore pantyhose.
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I had stockings on and I was walking down wood steps inside.
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I was I worked at this old Victorian house.
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I'm. Surprised you're still with.
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Us. Oh my, it was bad.
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It was bad. Thank God there was like there
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was a first landing, but I went down.
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I stepped on that second step and went down 6 steps, landed on
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my ass, boom boom boom and then hit that landing and I was like
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thank God there was a landing. There.
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Oh my gosh, yeah. I tell you, I this makes me
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giggle because it was so dumb. But I fell off something once.
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You know those like 40 foot slides, inflatable water slide.
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Yeah, I was at the top of one. I was like maybe like an 11 year
16:38
old and I jumped off the top to slide down the slide.
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But you know what, you're not supposed to jump because I just
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jumped off of the slide. And so I fell 40 feet down the
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rubber and just hit the bottom so fucking hard because I
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didn't, I wasn't on the slide at all.
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I missed the entire slide. So I pretty fell 40 feet into
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the bottom and I hit the bottom so hard.
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My whole body, I felt it hit the ground through the thing.
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And I remember I got off and like, hey, did you like the
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slide? And I was like, it just went sat
17:08
down. I got the damn wind out of
17:12
myself. But it was so terrifying because
17:14
it was like I was a little kid. I was excited and I go to jump
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off and say and it was like the second I departed, I knew I
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fucked up because I'm like, I cannot feel the slide shit.
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I don't know how I live sometimes.
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I was a little rowdy. Isn't that crazy?
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I'm not as rowdy anymore unfortunately.
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Well, I tell you what, this is the thing that really pisses me
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off totally. Another topic on this note is
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that you and I are sitting here. We're waiting for a 12:00 to
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arrive. Oh my God, is he still trying to
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say he's gonna come? No, no, no, no he's not.
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He stopped messaging me at 11 and here it is.
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It's just the fact that he didn't have the balls to call or
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text and cancel. I think he blocked your number
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because we called to give like a, because we'll give a courtesy
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call like a little bit before, like a booked session to be
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like, hey, you still coming by Like, you know, because we got
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to like get the dungeon open and get stuff ready.
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And yes, you know, we're not going to do all that if you're
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not going to come. And we like we're sitting there.
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It's like 30 minutes out. You should have already texted
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30 minutes ago. Yes.
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And we call him and it goes straight to like voicemail.
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And it's like, it's OK if you change your mind, like you don't
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have to. Because now if he calls back,
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it's like we're not gonna wanna work with.
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Him, I told him he's banned, that's done now.
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He was actually on fat life and I was trying to find his fat
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profile. That's weird, you don't usually
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get that from people that are actually on fat.
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I know, it's crazy. I don't know, people get cold
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feet, but you still got to be a little respectful.
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Like just tell us like you gotta go do something, gotta go walk
18:52
your dog or. Something agreed.
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Agreed. Well.
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It just sucks because like, we waited two hours.
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Yeah. Because our last session ended
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at 10. Yeah.
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And she was like, yeah, next session at noon.
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And I was like, OK, I can stick around because believe it or not
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guys, the the dominatrix of Don't Live in the Dungeon.
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Do you like to go home? You don't say Barbie the.
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Amount of people that will call and they'll be like, they'll,
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they think we're all here all the time.
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Like that joke I made earlier where they think it's a
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lookbook. It's like legit, yeah.
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Like they want us here at 24. They cannot comprehend the fact
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that the dominatrix have to drive to the dungeon because
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they'll be like, can I come in 5 minutes?
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And we're like, well, all the dominatrixes are 30 minutes
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away. Can you come in 30?
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And they're like, well, I can't do that well, so there's not
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physically a dominatrix here, so.
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No, Liv is the closest, you know, she's like 15 minutes
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away. She's closer to me but it takes
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her 2 1/2 hours to get fucking ready.
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Oh see, I put on my little whore makeup quick.
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I know you and I both do. We're like boom, boom, boom.
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But yeah, no, not Liv. God bless her, but no.
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I've mastered the quick eyeliner.
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Your eyeliner is on point. It's.
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A crazy try today I got a random hair at my ass.
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Yeah, that's really crazy. I thought I was seeing the
20:05
smoking client. I got excited.
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I know smoking is so. Smoking my guy.
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So I put on a little extra makeup because I was like, he
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likes the girls goth. I'll put a little goth effort
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into it and I show up I'm like, is it Smokey?
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And she was like Nope. And I was like, don't even know
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why I thought that. No one told me.
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Nobody. Smokey.
20:22
I think I just got excited. Gosh, I know.
20:25
Well, I think it's because we had just messaged him.
20:27
Yeah, it was. And I guess was we were waiting
20:30
for him. Once again, if you like
20:32
cigarettes blown in your face, please come to our dungeon.
20:36
I love blowing cigarettes in people's faces.
20:38
Now, you know, we had Cupcake and I think Cupcake is going to
20:43
come down for the party and you know it's going to be on.
20:48
I'll tell him Cupcake at. That party, Oh yeah, we should
20:52
put. Cupcake in a gift suit.
20:53
I think he wants a session the day after the party as well.
20:59
Yeah, tell him to bring cash. He didn't he.
21:01
Doesn't know that we could actually take him into the very
21:05
cool smoking room at the party though.
21:07
I. Just realized that whole.
21:09
Yes, and we could fucking smoke him out.
21:13
Oh. My God.
21:14
Yes. Would that be fun?
21:17
He's going to help at the party. I have a friend who's been
21:20
begging to put a cigar out on somebody.
21:22
Wow. And I might tell her I'm like,
21:24
hey, you're one shot, right Party.
21:28
I might have a freak for you, right?
21:30
You know my little friend. Well, we're not sharing our
21:33
cupcake. Oh no, no, she can come.
21:35
This would be pro. Bono, this is for the love.
21:36
Of the fuck yeah. You you know, you know, it was
21:39
friend, you know, friend the world brought that session.
21:41
Yes, the little my little evil friend.
21:43
Oh yes. She she just wants to hurt men.
21:45
OK, cool. Not not because she thinks it's
21:47
pleasurable sexually. She thinks it's pleasurable.
21:49
Like emotionally, yes. She's fucked up for our spirit.
21:53
Yeah, she needs it for her own, like, shocker alignment.
21:56
That is totally fine but I'm like no ones taking our cupcake.
22:00
No, that's our cupcake. She she can come do it for it's
22:04
our boy pro. Bono and so cupcake and we'll go
22:08
back to this we'll tell the viewers this that are the
22:12
listeners for this episode. But Cupcake came to see us and
22:15
it's been it's been almost two months now and you and I did
22:19
this great session. It was like what, 4 hours long
22:22
it. Was great and honestly didn't
22:24
even feel that loud. Like I was expecting a four hour
22:27
session to be dreadful. Yeah, because two hour sessions
22:30
are already a lot because that's the two hour point for both
22:33
parties. It's like, let's take a break.
22:35
Yeah. I think because it was a smoking
22:38
session it was chill. If it was like a four hour full
22:42
out BDSM session, we would need an intermission.
22:45
Agreed. Agreed.
22:46
Since it was smoking and bondage and kind of stagnant and, you
22:50
know, we got to, like, relax and do this.
22:53
It was a really great time. You know, he brought us a bottle
22:55
of wine and, you know, we had music going.
22:59
And, yeah, it smelled really good in there.
23:01
Like, well, it smelled like black and mild, smelled real
23:05
fragrant. And so it was nice.
23:07
It was cute. Yeah, we had a great time.
23:09
Yeah, I did. Very good conversation.
23:11
Yes, very likeable person and you know.
23:14
That's the best. When you have a client, that's
23:15
like a good call. Oh my God, yeah.
23:17
After he left that session, he went back to his state.
23:21
And you know, the fact that he drove 7 hours to get here too,
23:25
that's another fact. Love you, cupcake.
23:27
Love you, cupcake. Yeah.
23:28
So he came down, but he when he went back home, he has lost 40
23:32
lbs. He has like changed his whole
23:34
world around. He's, you know, he's counting
23:36
his miles. He's walking.
23:38
I love that for. Him, yeah, I mean he's rocking
23:41
it. And then he decided that he does
23:43
not want to continue in his ten year relationship.
23:46
And yeah, he's like, you know, I'm, I'm over it.
23:49
He's like, I see that she doesn't compromise.
23:52
I see she doesn't love me the way I deserve.
23:55
OK, glow up. I mean, he's really, really come
23:58
a long way just from that one session.
24:00
I you'd be shocked about like what a session can do.
24:04
Like when you liberate that part of your brain, especially if
24:08
it's something you've been holding on to for a long time.
24:11
Like I feel like we've gotten a few stories where someone's come
24:14
done a session and they've come back and then like you don't
24:17
understand. Like that's changed how I
24:19
thought about things like my friend Mistress Redrum that I've
24:23
told you about. She, she was telling me that she
24:25
came down to one of our parties and she had never domed before.
24:28
She's an amateur, you know, still learning and she got to
24:31
Dom a few people just at the play party just casually, just,
24:34
you know, meeting people and you know, she's told me over the
24:37
phone like, Oh my gosh, I just like I have so much more
24:39
confidence. Like it just it rewired my brain
24:42
chemistry. Like, Oh my gosh, I didn't
24:44
realize that would be so powerful.
24:46
And it's just I'd love when people are able to find
24:48
themselves and stuff like this, because it it can be really
24:51
freeing if you, you know, play with it right, Stuff like that.
24:54
That's. True.
24:55
That's true. And so you just find yourself
24:57
and. I found a lot of confidence in
24:59
doing this. How my confidence from when I
25:02
started being a dominatrix to now is way different now.
25:05
I was pretty confident before, but I definitely like hold
25:07
myself like different. And I feel like, you know, being
25:10
comfortable with yourself sexually and your own identity
25:13
and what you're into like, it frees, frees you.
25:16
It really. Frees you from your shackles.
25:18
It really does. Yeah, it's great to hear about
25:20
Cupcake. Yeah, it really I see himself.
25:23
I'm, I'm hoping, he said. He's gonna try to come for the
25:26
party. So I'm all about it.
25:28
But yeah, I won't bore you with any other real conversations,
25:34
but I will say I don't. Think we had a singular real?
25:36
Conversation well, I'm gonna tell you about 1 little story
25:39
real quick. Go for it.
25:40
All right, so I was talking about this briefly the other day
25:44
I did a I did an interview again.
25:48
It's not even an interview really.
25:49
It was more just like this, you know, the conversation banter
25:53
with Coldron and Coldron. He's based out of Tennessee and
25:57
he used to have a really amazing podcast was top ten BSN podcast
26:01
Coldron script. He stopped doing it.
26:04
I'm sure his own personal reasons.
26:06
He was just, you know, doing his own thing, but he doesn't do it.
26:09
But he loves coming on this podcast and we have a great time
26:12
talking. He's fun.
26:13
He's a great, you know, he's known for him being a Dom, a
26:16
master. He's really, he's an awesome
26:19
guy. Anyway, we were talking and I
26:21
was telling him about the sounding rod incident that I had
26:25
the other day with someone. He came to the dungeon and he'd
26:30
never been before and he was the one.
26:32
He was just like breathing his hot breath in my face.
26:36
It was awful and. Eyelashes.
26:39
Oh God, I failed to mention that, but I'm like, you know,
26:42
yeah, burning my eyelashes. I was like, if you come to the
26:45
dungeon, shower don't come right after work.
26:48
We have denied men things they want because they were not clean
26:52
enough to do set. Action.
26:54
Oh my God. Please know if you show up dirty
26:57
to a sex please know this is a dungeon.
27:00
Yes, you are going to be naked. Yes.
27:03
Your whole body, likely legs spread full eagle.
27:06
Please don't be fishy and gross. Oh God, you know, And he wasn't
27:11
really like Bo. It was just coming from his
27:13
breath. It's like God damn what is in
27:17
there and died. Gagging.
27:18
Yeah, and he was young and but the whole time put.
27:22
Him in the gas mask, let him feel.
27:23
It Oh my God, that would be great.
27:25
He was. Teaching a lesson.
27:27
But all he wanted was really, he wanted some CBT, but ultimately
27:31
he wanted sounding rods. And so I'm like, OK, we're going
27:35
to use the female sounding rods. I just like I never see anyone
27:39
use male ones. No, we just don't even use the
27:41
male ones hardly ever. But.
27:43
Why would you want a straight one when the curved ones exist?
27:45
I know and they're fatter and they're cooler looking, but it's
27:49
whatever. Anyway, so I started with one.
27:53
It was like a 9mm and I put it in and he loved it and he, he
28:00
had his arm suspended. I suspended his arms.
28:03
He's standing there in front of me and he starts humping my hand
28:08
with while I'm holding the urethral sound.
28:10
How long is it the urethral sound?
28:13
It's maybe 9 to 10 inches. Yeah, if that, if that not even
28:20
ruler size, it might even be 8 inches.
28:22
But I went and I'm like, hey, you don't need to do that.
28:26
And he's like, what? How far was it in though?
28:30
Like. All the way I had, I was holding
28:32
out right at an inch. OK, Oh, but he had it really
28:36
far. He had it far in and he was very
28:38
much erect. But the thing of it is if if
28:42
it's covered in Lube, obviously there's going to be things that
28:47
happen if you keep pushing the boundaries of me saying, hey,
28:53
stop humping it. And he wouldn't listen to me,
28:58
dumb fucker. Anyway, of course his Dick
29:01
fucking ate it. It sucked it in and it.
29:05
Wasn't. Yeah, it was.
29:09
It wasn't even. In the head, it had gone past
29:12
the head. Yeah.
29:14
You should see Barbie's face. I wish I had that picture like.
29:19
And so when that happened, he's like, oh, oh, shit.
29:22
Now mind you, I had his Dick and balls tied up really well and
29:27
he's. Trying to get style ain't going
29:28
nowhere. Yeah, well, he's like, is it
29:30
going to be able to, Are we going to be able to get it out?
29:32
Can you get it out? I'm like, yeah, you'll be fine.
29:35
I said, look what I'm going to do.
29:36
I'm going to untie this and you're going to hold on to it.
29:38
You're going to hold on to the base.
29:41
And as you feel where it's at, you squeeze your head and push
29:47
it out and then just guide it through.
29:51
And would you believe, of course he got it out because I'm
29:56
telling him how to do it, But he was like, is it just going to
29:59
come out on its own? No, it's not going to come out
30:01
on its own you dumb fuck. That it get in there on its own.
30:05
You think just magically? Like, what do you think's going
30:09
to happen, brother? Where do you think it's going to
30:10
go? Yeah, and I told him, I said,
30:13
well, this is what happens when I tell you not to do something.
30:16
Well, I wasn't doing anything. I said, well, I wasn't humping
30:19
it. Why didn't push it in there?
30:21
Because I don't wanna lose my founding wrong.
30:23
You think, I mean, jeez. But anyway, he got it out.
30:28
And then afterwards I said, you know, you're really lucky that
30:30
didn't get stuck in there. He's like, that could have
30:33
happened. Yes, it could have happened.
30:35
It could have backed up inside of you.
30:38
Like imagine it got soft and then it's like, well now you
30:40
have a stick in your bladder. Have fun, go to the hospital
30:45
now. Bye, you can keep it.
30:46
Right. Yeah.
30:47
I don't want that back here. Put it in a trophy.
30:49
Once you go through surgery, put it in a jar.
30:52
God. Bring it back in a black bag.
30:55
But you know, I tell you that is an episode all on its own is we
31:01
need to talk about shit that happens because people don't
31:04
listen to us, gross shit that happens.
31:07
People that are fucking inconsiderate on so many levels.
31:10
Yeah, yeah. There for as many of the good
31:13
clients we talk about we do get a lot of the one off Dick head
31:17
clients. I'd say it's rare we have a a
31:20
regular that's a Dick head. Like usually all the people we
31:23
talk shit about are people that came in the dungeon once and
31:26
they've never come back are usually these are people that
31:28
are not even in the lifestyle, they're just coming through to
31:31
try things. I'd say that's where most of our
31:34
like crazy stories probably come from that crowd.
31:36
Cuz I'd say typically in my experience so far, like when
31:41
people are tempted to be like already previous kingsters and
31:43
stuff, they're a bit more, I don't know, nicer, a little bit
31:48
different. Yeah, I've noticed we have
31:51
crazier issues with the. Yeah, you want, you know, and
31:55
it's like there's certain ones that come into town for the
31:58
summer or for a an event or things like that.
32:02
And we get snowbirds. We get different people from all
32:04
over, I get. Those messages along, I'll be in
32:06
town for the next two minutes. Would you like to meet up?
32:09
Yeah. Would you, would you mind if I
32:10
just swing by? Yeah, can.
32:12
I come over to your house, I'll be in town for two days.
32:14
Yeah. I don't know you, random man.
32:16
Off it. I know.
32:18
With your Dick as a profile picture, sure, you can come to
32:20
my house. They're funny.
32:22
You think that ever works for them?
32:24
Well, it has to it. It has to because I mean, I'll
32:27
tell you that even I will be like, sure, you want to come
32:31
over. Oh, sure, come on over now.
32:33
And they're going to have to see me because you're not going to
32:36
be ready. You can't come over right away.
32:39
You know, like I said, Liv, she takes fucking forever.
32:41
She's not coming over right away.
32:43
And, you know, she kind of took that and ran with it when I
32:48
said, well, you know, they can wait, meaning they can wait 5 or
32:51
10 minutes. Mia told me in the beginning
32:53
when I text you, Evan Nibble, you have 30 minutes and that's
32:55
all I've been running on. Yeah.
32:57
So I'm shocked to know other people got two hours because I.
33:02
I won't give her to her. I won't even give them to her, I
33:04
thought. We had 30 minutes.
33:06
No, no, that is 30 minutes. I have 30 minutes and my drive
33:09
is 25 S like I've been running on like Mia texted me and I
33:14
immediately started paying a cake.
33:15
That's what I'm saying. I won't give Liv any
33:18
appointments if if she's going to take fucking two hours.
33:21
Nobody wants to wait two hours. Yeah, I will say like that, that
33:25
is the hardest part, like getting in there.
33:27
People don't even want to wait for me to get there sometimes.
33:29
And I'm 100% I'm half an hour and that's not even that bad.
33:33
Like most of the guys who call aren't even within half an hour
33:35
of where we're at. So it's like I don't get to
33:37
drive there too. You've got to drive.
33:38
There's been guys that are like, it's going to take me to get
33:40
there in 45 minutes. And it's like, OK, the Dom will
33:42
be here in 50. What you're going to really do?
33:47
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's.
33:48
Also worse when they request somebody and then get picky.
33:52
My gosh, I. Want to see Barbie?
33:54
Well, she's busy today. Can you do tomorrow?
33:56
No. No, no, that's it.
33:59
OK, Can't she come in later? No.
34:02
Oh God, yeah, it's one of those. Can you?
34:06
Call Barbie out of her room, please.
34:08
Gosh, well, you know, and everyone I people will always
34:12
say, well, what's your specialty?
34:13
What I've always told you all is know everything.
34:18
Don't specialize in one thing. I'm a firm believer in Jack of
34:21
all trades. Better than master of 1.
34:23
Exactly. It's just because it's.
34:26
It's limiting. It is limiting and I, I like to,
34:29
well, especially with kink, like I feel like you can really do a
34:33
lot, you know, a lot of it falls in the same wheelhouse.
34:36
So when people like what's your specialty?
34:37
I mean, there's things I'm interested in more than others,
34:40
but I don't think there's any like one thing I'm like more
34:44
passionate about than others, you know, and there are people
34:46
who are like, you know, like rigors and people who do
34:49
shibari, like they're usually into like just, you know,
34:52
usually that. But like, I don't know, like
34:54
I've never just had like one thing that stuck out more than
34:57
everything else. I've always enjoyed fetish and
34:59
BDSM as its entirety. Like yeah, I've always just
35:04
enjoyed most to do with it. But I think I also enjoy
35:07
deviancy and I enjoy perversion, like in a, in a legitimate way.
35:11
So I'm like, you know, I'm always kind of chill with things
35:13
because I kind of like seeing that kind of stuff.
35:15
So like. I'm with you on that.
35:19
I think there needs to be a. Few more perverts in the world
35:22
and. Girlfriend.
35:23
Yes, all sorts of perverts. We need more bisexual men and
35:27
more women perverts. Oh goodness.
35:33
How long is this podcast? It's.
35:37
I just gotta say we're ending it now, Barbie.
35:41
No, I'm just like, I feel like we've been talking for so long
35:43
and I know the podcast like 20 minutes.
35:45
Listen, your batteries are just running low, not only on your
35:48
phone but in your body. But.
35:49
It's how to chill it. It's been 35 minutes.
35:52
Is it really? That's it.
35:53
That's been quick. I felt like 40. 5.
35:56
OK, well screw you too. That was not an insult and you
36:00
know it. I'm.
36:01
Fucking with you. OK.
36:03
Will you tell everyone the rundown of this amazing party
36:06
that you and I have put together?
36:09
Yes, May 8th me and Mia will be doing our debut club night event
36:13
called Club Dominate. It's going to be in Pensacola,
36:15
FL. We have a large guest capacity
36:18
so if you're interested, we still have a lot of tickets and
36:21
a lot of spots available where we're going to have a large play
36:24
area. It's a full fetish, BDSM swinger
36:27
lifestyle event, all all different kinds of kingsters.
36:30
Our lifestylers are welcome. We want everyone to come and
36:33
play. We're going to have pole
36:34
dancers, cage dancers, DJ's, live music.
36:37
There's a smoking room, a full bar, lights.
36:41
There's going to be beds, furniture, toys.
36:43
There's going to be vendors. We really trying to create like
36:46
the parties that we would have at Mia's that were so big and
36:49
fun and we're trying to just amp it basically just Mia's manner
36:54
on steroids is basically what club dominate is.
36:56
And we're super excited about it because now we can accommodate
36:59
more people. And now it's it's a super
37:02
private venue. So we get even rowdier now, you
37:05
know, proper parking lot this time.
37:07
It's a really good upgrade and I'm really excited about it.
37:10
You know, and a lot of people seem really interested in it.
37:13
We've been getting a lot of attention on Fetlife and on
37:15
different social medias over it a lot more than we kind of
37:19
expected. But you know, hey, I this any,
37:22
it's, it's good with me. Right.
37:27
Well, you'll also tell them it's with it being May 8th, it's
37:30
going to be on a Friday night, which we've never done before.
37:33
We've never had a party on a Friday, and you know what?
37:36
All the other parties happen on Saturday so maybe y'all get to
37:39
hit two parties in a weekend. Yeah, there'll be option of
37:42
dining as well, so they can dine nice.
37:45
And I haven't had the menu yet, but I've asked for the menu.
37:49
But, you know, it's very casual. But I encourage people to wear,
37:55
you know, fetish wear or club wear, anything sexy.
37:59
That's what, yeah, definitely because this is we're straying
38:02
away a bit from like the house party vibe in this.
38:04
Absolutely. We want this Like we're we're
38:07
shooting for like more fetish club a little bit.
38:09
You know, obviously we're what makes you comfortable, but we do
38:12
encourage if you have fetish gear you've been itching to wear
38:15
and you didn't know where to wear it, if you have latex
38:17
harnesses, whatever lingerie you've been hanging in your
38:21
closet and you've had an eye on hell, like once you get in
38:24
there, you can walk around naked if you fucking wanted to.
38:26
Yes. And so we're super excited, but
38:29
it's so quieting. I can't wait to see like what
38:32
everyone wears, what everyone's doing.
38:34
We have so many like fun people going.
38:37
You know, exactly, exactly. Well, aside from that, Barbie, I
38:43
think we need to call it. We.
38:45
We do. OK, so until then, this has been
38:48
the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.