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Show #197 Joint Jubilee · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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You want to start this, bitch, you know how to start our smoke
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sessions? Start what? Uh? Yeah, my throat, No, that's
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not it. Hey, Duffy want a puffy? I hate you so much,
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and yes I would. I got it backwards. Start it off,
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sir, start off this holiday smoke session. This. Uh. I don't
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know what the fuck you really call this, bitch, I don't know.
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We're just we're just gonna sell over Arawaana merrymaking. Oh, I like that
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a lot man. Holy Joint Jubilee, The Joint Jubilee. Holy fuck,
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the Joint Jubilee. I like that, dude. The Christmas chronic the Christmas
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Chronicles. I don't think that makes sense. So hello, Yes, this
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might be a little bit of an interesting intro. Uh not what you're used
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to if you're a regular listener to the show. Aaron, our beloved host,
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is sick with COVID, so that's fun. Sorry, Aaron, you
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couldn't make it. Hope you get he's doing it for real soon. But
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we still wanted to put something out for the holiday so that way, you
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know, yeah, our gentle listeners can at least have something to listen from
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us. So we decided to we haven't done a spokes session for our Patreon
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in a while, so we figured we do two in one. We'll do
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a spoke session for our Patreon, but also a little bit of a mini
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talkie episode for the public. If that's not what you into, there's plenty
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of other episodes. We are nearing our two hundredth episodes, so there's at
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least two hundred other episodes you could take a look at other than this one.
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If that says your bag. We don't want to hear you guys ramble
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on while you're high, and that's fine. Not everybody does. Where have
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you been? That's all we do. Yeah, that's all you really do.
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I mean, Aaron's a sober, smart one, but we're a little
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goofballs. But yeah, so this is going to be something that we normally
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don't do as a regular free Thursday drop but holidays again, you said Aaron,
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unfortunately COVID. Hope he's doing okay, but hopefully recovers quick gets back
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in here. He's doing fine, He's okay. Yeah, he's fine,
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he's fine. He's just not feeling well. Yeah, thank goodness. But
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it'll go right to there. Other than that, all right, let's stop
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with all the selling stuff. Let's talk about Christmas. Christmas. Yeah,
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it's definitely not about commercialism, not at all, has nothing to do with
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it. Yeah. So like by the time this comes out, it'll be
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a little late on Christmas. Yeah, I mean, our our episodes will
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drop on Thursday unless you are part of our Patreon, which if you go
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to patreon dot com slash b fy tw, we will be condensing down to
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one tier, which is everything we offer, all the extras, which case
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you will be getting this Monday. Yeah, on Christmas Christmas, So if
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you're happy New Year. But as I was saying, so, yeah,
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on the top of a Christmas since Aaron's not here, Yeah, and we
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were too lazy to make up a gay marselves. Yes, it's holidays.
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Let's talk Christmas because I feel like Christmas, I don't know, this time
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of year, I feel like it still holds up as tradition. It's definitely
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something that I feel like still holds true in terms of what it's supposed to
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be. I think Bill Murray and Scrooge put it best that it's it's the
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time of year that we can be what we always wanted to be. So
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yes, yes, you're right, Yeah, hell yeah, you know how
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went it's Christmas to you, Stevie. I always felt like it's always been
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about being merry and making merry. Yeah, I'm like in agreement one hundred
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percent with you on that one. I've always been that person that likes to
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go a little overboard on Christmas for other people, like I will do what
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I can, I shop early and stuff. I just want to make sure
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everybody's happy. That's the biggest thing Christmas. Everybody should have a smile on
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their face, at least for a little bit, because everybody's going through some
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crapping on the holidays is worse. But it's not so much just like buying
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presents and stuff. It's more of just like seeing that smile. Man like
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that, especially in the morning, like that Christmas morning, everybody has that
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like, oh my god, it's Christmas. A little rush no matter how
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old you are you still get it? Like, I'll still remember my Christmas
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eves were my favorite thing just because like we would spend it with the family
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all the time. We'd be at the cousins hanging out and that was the
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best park. We're all just hanging out, so one time we all set.
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We see each other every year and it's just a bunch of good happiness,
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you know. Yeah, So that's that's Christmas to me. It's just
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like spreading the happiness, that positivity. Yeah. So like Christmas is like
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to many people, a very real thing, but it's it's it's stemmed from
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I would call lower lower fishing, No, not lower lower. Like there's
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stories behind Christmas, Like we know, we all know Santa Claus, right,
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true, yeah, yeah, yeah, but but do you know who
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pulls Santa Claus is Sleigh Stevie the reindeer, the reindeer correct, yeah yeah
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right yeah. So, like there's so much things about Christmas that we all
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just kind of all know right through stories that we learned through childhood. And
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uh, and there's some other ones like uh like where do Santa Claus live?
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Where does Santa Claus live? Stevie does he live in the South Pole,
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the West Pole or does he live in Jersey? Or no? Are
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that North Pole? Oh? No, full North Paul? Correct, Yeah,
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I'm liking this game. This is actually pretty cool, right right,
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right, But you know there's some other interesting things like when you really go
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into it, like, for instance, the twelve days of Christmas? Do
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you know how many gifts were given? This is something crazy because I've heard
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two different things, and the prior makes more sense. The first one is
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you're giving all the types of gifts once, so out of the twelve days,
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you only get it once. But then actually speaking with people, which
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I believe you brought this up before, and it's for every day you're receiving
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all these gifts and then everything aforementioned after that. Right, So it's like
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on the twelfth day at Christmas, your true love, it's the first day,
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it's a partridge para tree? Is you got a patrick the first day?
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Now it's the second day of Christmas, you're getting the two turtle doves
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and another partrids. Now you got two birds. Now you got four fucking
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birds up in your tree. Right, and then the third day it's supposed
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to be like three What the fuck is the three? Oh? I don't
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know, no, but it's three subs its thematically the number that you got
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there. So what do you say then? What would you say? Is
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the right correct? One hundred and forty four, one hundred and forty four.
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Some say one hundred and forty four. Other people say three six four.
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Maybe it's three six four. That makes more sense because it's cuting down.
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I'm multiplying twelve times twelve. That's why I screwed up. Nevermind three
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six four twelve times fourth? High math? Is that high math? I
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screwed up. I've never multiplying instead of working it down in adding them all.
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I've never heard this one before. Okay, do you know the other
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name for eggnog? There's another name for eggnog? Yeah? No, wait,
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hold on, hold on, let mean it is it huevos something?
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No, no, it's it's not it's nothing egg? No is it?
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No? Believe it or not? It has no egg in it? And
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then any other name for it? Really eggnog. I don't think it's a
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wastle, but what what what is it? Milk punch? Milk punch?
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Milk punch is the other name of eggnog? Punch? I mean I kind
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of get it because in the original eggnog, it's the quote unquote original there's
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alcohol in it, right, it's a warm you up? Ye? Well,
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yeah, I don't know. I honestly don't really know where eggnog stemmed
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from, Like where it kind of started as a traditional Christmas You're gonna say
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it was over by the Viking area of everything starts with the Vikings, I
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think so. And it was a rum that that's what you put an eggnog
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is rum. Like I am not a rum fan, but I love eggnog.
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And I totally forgot the eggnog this year. Damn it. Man,
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I want some milk punch. Damn it. But it's probably because it's milky
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and it pecked the punch because of the rum. So milk punch eggnog.
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Everybody gets your milk punch this season. So here's the other thing. And
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I've heard this two ways too, Okay, what is the traditional Christmas dinner?
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Actually I've heard the three ways. Now I think about it. What
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is the traditional Christmas dinner? I believe, Well, it might be regional
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based, right, I was gonna say that the same exact thing because in
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our area, and like or we're at Western area. The traditional Christmas is
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a Christmas Ham and then you get all the fixings outside of that, the
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potatoes, all the other stuff. Now I heard prior to that it was
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a bird, it was turkey. Actually, yes, I've heard. I've
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heard turkey, and I've heard Christmas goose. Yes, goose is the other.
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So i would say a burger the close second, and I'm gonna say
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they're tied because they are aviation or aviary. I don't know if it changed
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or if it's regional base because what was available at the time. I don't
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know if poultry is more expensive than pig cases or vice versa. I would
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assume that, I imagine and pork would be more expensive just because of the
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process of how long it takes. Think about it. In a typical restaurant
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setting, what's more expensive? Poultry dishes or beef pig or poultries are usually
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the least expensive because we are able to mass produce them so easily and because
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they do respond respond, Because they respond, they got a fast respond Like
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how amazing would that be if we could make respond on my fucking like cattle
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and shit like that would be odd? Like Nope, but just responds it's
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called Christmas cloning. Christmas cloning the gift no one asked for. Yeah,
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so I think the traditional holiday meals go in our area ham so pork and
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then bird and then Chinese food. I think those are the ones in our
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area, at least that's the way it seems to me. I feel like
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fish is the most expensive, you know, I don't lasign is actually wait,
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what does have to do with fish? Nothing? But it just reminded
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me that lasagna is another very prominent dish for the holidays because of all the
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Italian immigrants that came over at the same time. And like, our area
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is very uptown is very Italian, and the lower town's very Irish type of
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thing, you know. Not that we segregate the city did. Yeah,
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we mixed with everybody. Here's a little here's a little pop culture for you.
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How many ghosts are in the Charles Dickens a Christmas Carol total? Oh
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geez. So you got Marley who awards loved the other three ghosts and there's
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four right there, and I believe there's a fifth one that also speaks to
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him. Is there a fifth one? It's either I thought there was but
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maybe it's just a four. Yeah, the people are consisted of four.
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I wonder where you might get this fifth one from. I'm thinking you're thinking
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of the Muppets. Maybe that's why, Harley. I can imagine we've watched
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that recently, because you know Christmas. Yeah, that's awesome. Now speaking
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of a Muppet Christmas, Carol, who is your favorite out of the entire
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cast of that? Now it can be the actual humans, that's fine,
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or Muppet it doesn't matter. Like who is your number one on a Muppet
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Christmas? Joe? Who's You're like? I love watching this for this character
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mainly, this is the one that brings it to me. Oh man.
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It's hard to say because obviously choosing any one of the Muppets would kind of
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be a cop out, right though I get in a way. But at
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the same time, it's a movie about so let me make sure I'm grabbing
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his name correctly. Yeah, I say it because I feel really, oh
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yeah, I know this guy. So Like. The thing about Muppets is,
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from what I've heard other actors say, is that when working with Muppets,
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you either have to be a Muppet yourself, okay, or be as
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straight face as you can. Yes, and Michael Caine, yes, yes,
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captain as straight as he possibly possibly could in that movie. And for
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those who don't know who he is, he's the one who actually plays Scrooge.
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Scrooge and he's a phenomen I mean, not just that, Like dude
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is a phenomenal actor all around and pretty much everything he's been in, Like,
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dude is like one of those classic actors, you know, like it's
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nobody acts like that anymore, nobody has that anymore. It's it's crazy.
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But Michael Kaine, yeah, dude, like that was one great, great
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choice man, Like seriously, that's a good yeah. Oh yeah. And
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like you said, to be able to act straight against an entire cast of
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muppets, Like dude, if I was in his little like fucking banker shop
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or whatever he was, it wasn't a banker he was, like uh he
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was he? I don't well he owned who was Scrooge he was? He
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was either a banker or he was just a landlord. Maybe that's what it
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was. He just owned the properties and ship. I couldn't mean back then
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you didn't have to have a bank. I think I think yeah, I
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think either they were a bank or they were well they might have been a
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bank, right, okay, but I think they were born on the same
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even nowadays there, right, Okay, it's to say you don't know.
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Okay, say you're being cast for a Christmas Carol. Right, yeah,
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nobody tells you muppets. You're just like you're playing up and use your Scrooge.
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You were taking this role one hundred percent serious. I want you to
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get into the Scrooge mentality and like fucking hit this right, and you're sitting
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at your desk ready for that very first take the fucking lights you're on.
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The camera's rolling, they're like action and you start talking and all of a
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sudden you see five fucking puppet or muppet rats and then fucking Kermit the Frog.
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They're like singing at you, and shit, like what the fuck do
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you think? Like if nobody told you ahead of time, Like what would
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you think? I mean, like, I'd be excited because you know,
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like could you imagine be like, oh, I'm expecting the super serious role,
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so I better be super serious because blah blah blah. Then like you're
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just revealed it. Oh I'm we're dealing with muppets. Then you're like,
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oh sweet, I got a choice. Now, I can either do this
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role seriously and it'll be it'll be a laugh riot because they'll be keeping it
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in the entire time, or I'll be as goofy as them and we'll just
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make a fucking Muppet movie. You know. Again. It's it's kind of
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like I'm not an actor in but I imagine that if you're put into a
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position that you're like you, you could you probably imagined yourself as a child
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in right, That's all you could ever hope for. No, that's fair,
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that's fair. Also, if I didn't have to choose a human in
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uh that it would definitely be not Gonzo but Sam Eagle, just because his
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line, uh the American way and it has to be corrected like the British
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way. It's likely forgot his line like oh ship and they just kept it
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in because he's so used to like yeah, America, America area. We're
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all looking at him like huh wrong, I mean cool awesome. Also,
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you could ever tell if they could see Gonzo and Rizzo or not, because
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sometimes they would interact with people and sometimes they wouldn't yes, and you couldn't
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tell who could see who it was that. I loved it. It was
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the whole narrator, fourth wall everything in that. Speaking of Gonzo and Rizzo,
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Rizzo is probably my favorite in in that Pacific movie. Yes, Gonzo,
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don't get me wrong. I like Gonzo. Gonzo was always a funny
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little goofball to me. Whatever the fuck he was you was just fucking funny.
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But Rizzo had the whole fucking movie. Man, Rizzos is fucking funny.
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Like the lamp, not the ret, like the ram that's the red,
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like the whole thing. Like everything he was in was fucking funny.
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Like and I don't know again, that comes back to the whole Christmas holiday
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smile on and making people laughing, giggle type of thing. Man, right,
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it was great to me. Going back to what I would do,
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I unfortunately, would just crack up and start laughing in the minute I saw
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them, like the lights came on and I saw that maraup, like,
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oh fuck, I can't keep the straight face. As which as I would
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love to do this performance, it wouldn't happen. I would just crack up
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and laugh and like, get somebody else. I just want to stay here
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and watch the rest of this thing. I think you could do it.
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I think you crack up at first, and then when you do it,
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you'd be able to deliver seriously. But then between each delivery you'd have to
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be like, oh, I give you a second, and I just like
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fucking oh maybe, yeah, okay, I would try at the very least.
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I would definitely think you could. I think you could deliver at least
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a little bit of dialogue if you're like, okay, is this like for
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real? Because if so, I didn't gonna need a moment right, Oh
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my god? But yeah, Muppet Christmas Carol, great movie. Do you
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have any Christmas tradition movies that you personally like like that, like you look
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forward to this movie every year we watch holiday season, well besides Muppet Christmas
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Carol, which is my personal favorite, but right there was the one,
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yeah, basically, but the other thing that's kind of become almost like I
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don't know, I don't know if we've watched it yet, but h Nightmare
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before Christmas because it's it's one of those movies it's a Halloween and Christmas movie.
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Do you watch it both holidays so you get the you get the benefit
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if you like that movie too, you get to watch it twice. So
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I literally watched that movie twice a year on Halloween and on Christmas because I
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remember Nightmare before Christmas obviously, right, And I I do enjoy it.
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Like I'm not as big a fan as everybody else's, but I do enjoy
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that movie a lot. And those are like, really the only two times
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a year that I watch it, Like I don't really watch it otherwise,
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like those are the two times and I enjoy that. Well. I know
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you like to watch die Hard. A lot of people like to watch die
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Hard on Christmas as a tradition. I am, and I've never really watched
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die Hard all the way through. The last time we watched die Hard,
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I didn't even see it all the way through. Still was like when we
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were in Vegas, Oh my god. Yeah, and it just happened to
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be on the television and I just happened to see the last part and you
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start tearing up for no reason. I'm like, and Aaron was there,
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so we were both like looking at you, like, I'm good, I
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cried. You had to die Hard. I would give a fuck. It's
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such a good movie. You know what we're doing later? Watch it?
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Fucking die Hard. Also die Hard, die Hard? What do you guys
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think? Do you all think that Diehard is a Christmas movie or not?
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I mean it does take place during Christmas. It happens during a Christmas party.
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The entire movies during the Christmas party, there is Christmas theme things and
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music throughout the entire thing, including the limo and shut out Christmas decorations.
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Like, do you guys think it's a Christmas movie? I know you said
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you're better. Yeah. Instead of justifying, see if you could just say
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what your favorite Christmas movie is, you could like, I'm not even saying
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that Diehard is my favorite Christmas movie, but it probably saying but it probably
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is. I think we're done with this bag, right, Yeah, Okay,
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so we're gonna we're gonna take We're gonna stop poking off the eu Riser
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bag. We're just gonna let the rest of the herb just fill in the
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rum if there's anything left, and then we're gonna I think we're good.
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I don't think anything's coming out. I think we're good on this. I
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think what we should do, going to break is exactly what Aggie said,
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Oh before we do that the other movie thing. No, sorry, Christmas
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story. We're never because the story is the other one that I really like
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that and Diehard logged into the wrong episode. If you get out of here,
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you're never gonna get out. I know what you said. It is
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probably gonna be like a shorter episode than normal. Guess what, it's a
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super extra long episode. It's gonna be like three dollars because I can't shut
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then along with Kylo was just awesome. Like, those guys are all fun
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to hang with. We got another comment on the same episode from David McGain,
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I love the improv everyone was great. More please, so those are
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probably gonna happen. Yeah, Like it always is a ball to come up
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to do it every once in a while, so we should do it more
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often. Right, It's a good time. Oh man, Yeah, I
25:52
thoroughly enjoy those. Let's do what else we got going on? I believe
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that we have a voice smell as well. Is that correct? I believe
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so cool cool, this works. Let's give it a list, assuming works.
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Hello, you masters have masteredal mirth. It's Colin a just to wish
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you all every Christmas and an absolutely fantastic New Year. Yeah. Next year,
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this show grows and gets better and better, and al get your ass
26:22
and gear on that second book. I need to know what happens next.
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Anyway, I love you all, Bye Christmas, Happy New Year. Yes,
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holy crab, like that was love. Yes, as we said,
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he is recovering from COVID, so that is why he's not here, and
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that is why this is a shipwreck covered episode. Yep. So it's his
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fault. Yep. If you didn't get sick, this would have been fine.
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But you can play Baron for way to start a new year, aarons
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A good way to start it. Actually, by the time this comes out,
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it won't be the new year, so it's a way to end the
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old year. Aaron, you know what to make it this far? For
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him to finally get sick once, it's not that bad. Actually, yeah,
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it's a pretty good, pretty good track record. Good job, Aaron,
27:11
Yeah you got this recover bitch. No, but Colin, thank you
27:15
so much. Merry Christmas to you and Donna, like it'd be cool if
27:21
we grew a little bit more, oh just a little bit. But love
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you guys so much. Can't wait to do some more stuff with you.
27:27
Seriously much love dude, absolutely absolutely hell Yeah. So we got through our
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comments. Yep, we got through our voice samaw yep? Are we done?
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Not quite? Not quite? See? During the break, I caught
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an idea, what's the idea that as a uh game show podcast, we
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should probably have at least a game? That's probably a good idea. Yeah,
27:53
at least one was the game? Well? Yes and no? Okay,
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I have a proposal for a tinfoil whoa a tinfoil hat? Yes,
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that's in just you and me. Okay, let's come up with something on
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the spot. Okay. I literally haven't come up before anything either, so
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we're on equal footing. Awesome, But I propose a tinfoil hat combining Henry
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Cavill's game workshop deal. Okay, Operation Christmas Drop and Santa clause. So
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for those not in the no Operation Christmas Drop in Guam, The Spirit of
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Giving takes the skies on December third, from Anderson Air force based SQUAM as
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the US Air Force and partner nations prepare Operation Christmas Drop of twenty twenty three.
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This annual humanitarian mission will once again bring essential supplies to remote communities in
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the Pacific. So every year they bring humanitarian supplies. Oh that's coolcific Okay,
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So that's a that's a military thing that does Operation Christmas, okay.
29:04
And Santa Claus is Santa Claus. And then Henry Cavill, yes, and
29:08
his Games Workshop deal. So the Games Workshop deal was what exactly just him
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Games Workshop and I believe Amazon are going to be making a television series based
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on Warhammer forty k And because Henry cavill gets to run run the thing.
29:29
The dude's a huge nerd, right, and so he's it seems like he's
29:33
pulling out all the stops for this fun He's he's he's going full what if
29:37
a nerd could actually make his own TV series based on the IP he likes?
29:42
So hopefully this goes well for him. Cool? Cool, And he
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was trying to go for an R rating, correct, yes, yes,
29:48
yeah cool? So that of course you have to with that kind of If
29:51
anyone's not familiar with Warhammer, forty k. It is definitely a R rated
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scenarios, is you know thing? Right? So, Okay, I think
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I might have something, Yeah, I think I might. Okay, So
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it's Henry Cavill's deal with Operation Christmas Drop, which helps bring supplies Manditarian Aid
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and Santa Claus. Okay, So here's what I believe is happening, all
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right, Henry Cavill's new deal, which is gonna bring about thousands and thousands
30:22
of new toys to the market. Right. Because of this, He's gonna
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have his own line of special Warhammer ones that are just under his shows version
30:33
of it, just like they do of everything else. They're gonna fucking merchandise
30:36
the hell out of this thing, right, make as many of these toys
30:37
as possible. Now, this is great for us nerds because he's actually gonna
30:44
probably do it right like he did a great job with The Witcher, and
30:48
I believe that he's gonna do a good job with this. But there's the
30:52
downside, because of these companies are only caring about money and that merchandising with
30:56
those toys, He's gonna ruin a lot of stuff, including some Christmas issues,
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the main being Santa Claus's rival is now gonna put all these new toys
31:08
out right, which is fucked up because there's an entire island of misfit toys
31:14
out there that he wants to help bring to children. But he can't do
31:18
this because the freaking deal that he's gonna have with Amazon and whatnot to get
31:25
these toys and stuff for this new brand is gonna crush those dreams. No
31:27
one's gonna want these little misfit toys. So Santa had an idea, I'm
31:33
gonna partner with Operation Christmas Drought this year, so I'm gonna go over to
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the Island of Misfit Toys. I'm gonna grab all those little bastards, throw
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them all into my sack, and we're gonna do our own drop. Yes,
31:52
and they're gonna work with them, and they're going to like freaking like
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stealth drop all these misfit toys around on the world before Henry Cavill's new toy
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line comes out as an emergency Christmas drop to save their lives. And that's
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what's gonna happen, sir. Wow, Yeah, wow, yeah, dang
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cool. Well did I lose you or no? We could no, no,
32:19
I think I think I feel that. I think I feel that.
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Well. See, he's the most positive feedback I've ever gotten in a tinfoil
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half before. The only positive feedback report I get is the ones we give
32:29
ourselves, So it works in this true, it's not really true. Aaron
32:35
does give us praise all the time. Yeah, sure, it's always afterward
32:43
doing we're outside plausible deniability. I need to start miking myself after we'd believe
32:47
you, guys, I swear he does. You just say good things about
32:51
us like a sting operation. Right, we got to prove Aaron has a
32:59
heart anyways, So I of course came up with a tinfoil as well,
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because this is it wouldn't make sense to just have you do it not and
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no one else. So in this case, I say that Henry cavill and
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Games Workshop worked out a deal where they have to have a Christmas special that
33:22
is sponsored by Aspiration Christmas job where Gillman and the Ultramarines have to airdrop onto
33:31
a Pacific planet to save Santa Claus. I'm talking they guy go in.
33:39
He's being held by like the chaos gods, so like the Selneshi chaos gods
33:45
and stuff yeah, like really yeah, like gotta go in there. And
33:52
moment people heard a heretic save Christmas, Oh my god, yes, do
34:00
ode that? God? How about Christmas? And that was short, sweet
34:05
and like perfect, like I loved all of that. Oh my god.
34:08
But that's that's the deal though. He has to do one Christmas special and
34:12
that's it. That's fair. I think that's a good deal. Then he
34:14
could do whatever else he wants with the IP, but he has to do
34:16
one Christmas fusal and I think that's fair. It doesn't have to be like
34:19
an hour and a half long. You'd be like a half hour special,
34:22
you know, like, fuck, let's bump this bitch out, just an
34:25
ultermarine with like a play for just lighting up a tree. Yeah, it
34:30
just happens to be next to a bunch of heretics. Oh fucking yes,
34:42
Oh my god. That was amazing, dude, I like yours a lot.
34:45
Now. That was really fucking good. Yeah. The fucking tinfoil had
34:50
champion ladies and gentlemen about that. Yes, but I'd watch that fu Yeah,
34:57
I want that ship too. Damn All right, well, how should
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we sign this off? Then you want to do a little Christmas thing let's
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do a little Christmas thing. Okay, we can do a little Christmas thing.
35:08
Yeah. Twas the night before Christmas went all through the house. Not
35:14
a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by
35:19
the chimney with care, it hopes that Santa soon would be there. Hell
35:23
yeah, with the ultramarines. The children were nestled us snug in their beds,
35:29
all visions of sugar plums and fire and lots of fire in their heads.
35:35
And Mama and her kerchief, and I in my cap had just settled
35:38
our wait brains. I don't remember that. And the lyrics for long winters.
35:44
That are these lyrics changing as we're making shit up? I don't know.
35:49
I'm getting kind of scared. Went out on the law, and there
35:52
arose such a clatter. The God ever himself, rose from the throne of
35:59
call to see what with a matter away in the window. I flew like
36:05
a flash to open the shutters and threw up the sash the moon on the
36:09
breast of the new fallen snow. He said, breast boies, we off,
36:22
Oh this one, that's your line. No, I just did the
36:24
snow. Yeah you didn't lie. I did Oh, what the fuck line
36:32
is? It gave the lusher of mid day to objects below. Yeah,
36:37
dude, it's like holiday words. I don't think this is the right book
36:42
either. Let's finish it is fun When what to my wondering eyes, should
36:46
have hear but a minuture sleigh and ate tidy rain, deerphend I don't know,
36:54
with a little old driver so lively and quick. Sorry I wasn't paying
37:00
attention. I knew in a moment it must be Dick. I mean,
37:04
sat Nick more rapid than the eagles on his course. As they came the
37:12
is he and he whistled, and Chowder shouted and called them by name now
37:16
Dasher, now Dancer and prancer and vixen. I'm sorry, I think it's
37:22
something funny, but i'd comment Maunder and wait, dunder and blick them whoever,
37:31
this is an idiot. To the top of the perch, to the
37:37
top of the wall. What the fuck now? Dash away, dash away,
37:45
dash away? Oh, I think I need glasses. Oh my god,
37:54
as dryly as before the wild hurricane fly I don't remember that mean when
38:00
they meet with an obstacle, mounts to the sky, so up to the
38:05
housetop the courses. They flew the sleigh full of troy Oh toys and Saint
38:10
Dick too, And then Twinkie or twinkling iron on the roof the prancy good
38:17
pig of each little hoof as I drew in my head and they turned around
38:22
down the chimneys, Saint Dick came with a bound. He was dressed in
38:25
fur from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with
38:30
ash because he's a fucking idiot and came down a chimney. There's a fucking
38:34
door. What if it was lit right like a night? Dude? People
38:37
used to have fucking fires. Also, don't they have like iron grades most
38:40
of the time to keep like bats from flying in? Like you're gonna be
38:45
whatever, dude, he was, Oh wait, we did that. A
38:52
bundle of toys was flung on his back. And he looked like a peddler
38:54
with just snacks oo snacks. His eyes how they twinkled, His dimples were
39:01
merry, his cheeks were like roses, his nose like he drank too much
39:06
dairy. His droll little droll, his droll little mouth was drawn up like
39:16
a bow, and the beard of his chin was as white as the yellow
39:21
snow. Grosser. Ah, this is why the stump of his pie be
39:28
hell tight in his dude of smoking the god ye smoking, and circled his
39:31
head like a wreath. He had a broad face and a little round mad
39:37
as shock when he laughed like a bowl full of man jelly, manche I'm
39:46
trying to think of who's collecting a bowlful of man jelly. I don't know.
39:52
It's awesome for your Christmas. He was chubby and plump, like right,
40:00
jolly old elf. See he said elf, not human, that's true.
40:05
Yeah, yeah, And I laughed what I saw him in spite of
40:07
myself. I'd be terrified, right, like what the fun that it was
40:12
an elf? And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself.
40:15
So he's laughing at you like I said that. Oh yeah, I thought
40:21
you meant it. I didn't know that was the line until I read it
40:35
away. Yeah, awake of his eye and a twist of his heads and
40:38
gave me to know I had nothing that dry I read this. Yeah,
40:43
he smoked not a word but went straight to his work. Yeah, some
40:46
dude just like look at you like yeah, like no starting oh yeah,
40:50
and he looks in your eyes and filled all the stockings and then turned with
40:52
a jerk. You know exactly what he was doing. Turned with a jerk,
40:59
yeah, laying his fingers on the side of his nose, He's gonna
41:02
snort something that looks like snow, and giving a nod up the chimney.
41:07
He rose, yeah, because of the coke he drug to his to his
41:13
team, gave a whistle away. They flew like the dowd of a thistle
41:16
whatever that is, right, But I heard him exclaimer. He drove out
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of sight her air er. Happy Christmas to all all, and to allod night.