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Ep 150 - Halloween Costumes!!! · Notable Nostalgia

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Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow? You
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Speaker 1: could be a seat model.
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Speaker 2: I was 16 at the time, or 15. And then
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Speaker 2: hooking up with a witch. And that was... Cats can smile, apparently.
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Speaker 1: Whoa, weird.
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Speaker 2: But it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
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Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Jimmy noon is a star her look looks weren't a
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Speaker 2: part of the.
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Speaker 1: Issue he's like i had to sell my last top
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Speaker 1: hat for.
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Speaker 2: Gas maybe this is not appropriate either but we'll see
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Speaker 2: okay welcome to nostalgia or damn it uh notable nostalgia
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Speaker 2: we are i'm jeff.
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Speaker 1: And i am they call uh i'm trying to think
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Speaker 1: of like fun nicknames every time now so Uh, they
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Speaker 1: call me the one, the only Turkey King.
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Speaker 2: Turkey, Gabba Gabba. Should we, listener, do you think, and Andy,
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Speaker 2: do you think that we should ever redo the opening?
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Speaker 1: We could, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like redo it verbatim or redo it with like new clips?
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Speaker 1: We could do either one, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I wonder what our new clips would be.
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Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about if I was just ever bored.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like, uh, cause sometimes like if I'm at work and
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Speaker 1: I get kind of bored and like, and it's really nothing,
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Speaker 1: I really, I'll go back to an old episode.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. So maybe we can, like, if we're ever re-listening,
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Speaker 2: or listener, if you think there's something that needs to
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Speaker 2: be in the opening. we can try it out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
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Speaker 2: Not like coughing or something or like, like, you know
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Speaker 2: what I mean? Like that would be, that would be
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Speaker 2: so bad.
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Speaker 1: It's just you burping for 30 seconds.
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Speaker 2: But I like, I like how the first, how the,
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Speaker 2: how the current one said, I know cause I burp
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Speaker 2: a lot on this show. Um, the current one says
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Speaker 2: this might not be appropriate. That's like a good segue
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Speaker 2: to start the show.
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Speaker 1: I think it is. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what could top that.
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Speaker 1: You can say it again right now.
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Speaker 2: That would wait.
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Speaker 1: What did I say? This might not be appropriate, but
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Speaker 1: here we go.
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Speaker 2: This might not be appropriate, but we'll see.
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Speaker 1: So now if we do a new clip, then we'll
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Speaker 1: just we should try to figure out a way to
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Speaker 1: say everything we said in the intro in upcoming episodes,
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Speaker 1: but make it like fluid. We're not just saying it,
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Speaker 1: but It's like, you know, important to what we're, important.
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Speaker 1: I don't think we ever talked about anything like that important.
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Speaker 2: We talked about Maya Angelou recently.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
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Speaker 2: I think we do talk about world events a lot. Oh,
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Speaker 2: that's true. You've talked about like gravity and science stuff before. Like,
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Speaker 2: that's cool.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, last episode I talked about Japanese Americans during World
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Speaker 1: War II and internment camps. Did you really? Because I
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Speaker 1: brought up that Mark Clark thing. Oh, right, right, right, right.
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Speaker 1: Gotta get that name. I just can't get over that name.
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Speaker 2: Wait, why do you want to add that to the opening?
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Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying we do talk about important stuff.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay. I thought you were saying.
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Speaker 1: What's up, Nisalda nerds? Japanese internment camps. They're like, wait, what?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maya Angelou, what's happening?
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Speaker 2: They think it's a different podcast. Oh, we're about to
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Speaker 2: learn about... I could play an episode at my college. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: like are we college level easily like what do you
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Speaker 2: think our podcast like it with students grades i hope
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Speaker 2: i hope not grade school but that would be funny
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Speaker 2: grade school middle school high school college.
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's tough i don't know i guess probably like
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Speaker 1: early well i don't know that's tough because not just
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Speaker 1: because of the age and the topics you talk about
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Speaker 1: but Who's our audience? We didn't ever think about who
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Speaker 1: we were trying to talk to. Is anybody there?
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Speaker 2: I've never heard the listener once. I'm constantly talking to them.
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Speaker 2: They never talk.
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Speaker 1: We know we listen to it, so we at least
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Speaker 1: have two. So I guess we're the audience.
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Speaker 2: This whole time we've not been posting or anything. We've
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Speaker 2: never recorded. These aren't even microphones.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
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Speaker 2: Okay, so this week on Notable Nostalgia, we're going to
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Speaker 2: be in the mood for some spookiness. So we're going
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Speaker 2: to be talking about Halloween costumes.
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Speaker 1: Yes, we have a few categories. And we'll just go
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Speaker 1: over the categories really quick. We have best trick-or-treating costume,
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Speaker 1: scariest costume, the best couple costume, the sexiest costume, and
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Speaker 1: the worst costume.
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Speaker 2: And since these are kind of broad categories. I'm always
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Speaker 2: curious because sometimes we do this, we're like, we misinterpret
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Speaker 2: the question.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: So, which I think is pretty easy.
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Speaker 1: This is a good one. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: But, like, I think there was one, like, the one with, like,
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Speaker 2: heroes or whatever.
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Speaker 1: Oh, right.
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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, a badass guy and, like, with, like,
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Speaker 2: a cigarette in his mouth, like, holding a gun.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And you're, like, some warrior queen. I was like, someone that's, like, okay.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, someone that's, like, humble and they're, you know. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, I want them to blow shit up and
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Speaker 2: then turn around and, like, grab a woman, like, and
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Speaker 2: pull her clothes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And like, I'm like Nicolas Cage, like.
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Speaker 1: Number one hero.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. OK, so number one, that's actually to get us
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Speaker 2: like like warmed up a little bit. What were some
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Speaker 2: of or are you going to talk about when you
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Speaker 2: talk about these categories?
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Speaker 1: Are you going to talk about you?
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Speaker 2: Personal experiences with them oh.
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Speaker 1: Um no not really okay because this is i was
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Speaker 1: thinking more just like general general just for me but
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Speaker 1: like for other people's.
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Speaker 2: Best okay so then my question does work so what
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Speaker 2: were some of your favorite costumes from yester i put
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Speaker 2: yesterday but yesteryear.
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Speaker 1: I think one uh when i was the beer pong
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Speaker 1: cup just because i've been able to tell that story
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Speaker 1: like i don't know 15 or 20 times and i've
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Speaker 1: always gotten a laugh out of it so i'll tell
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Speaker 1: it again really quick So I bought I was like
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Speaker 1: 22 or something. And I bought this is a red
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Speaker 1: solo cup because beer pong was really big. And it
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Speaker 1: said one size fits all. And so it looked like
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Speaker 1: a cup. It was it was bright red. And then
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Speaker 1: the very top had a white, you know, like the lip.
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Speaker 1: But it came with a blow up ping pong ball,
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Speaker 1: but it didn't connect to your body. So you just
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Speaker 1: had to carry in your hand the entire time. So
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Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck this. So I tossed the ball. So
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Speaker 1: the cup was so tight on me. Everybody thought I
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Speaker 1: was Mrs. Claus. and then I was outside smoking a
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Speaker 1: cigarette in a car drove by and they go what
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Speaker 1: up Mrs. Claus and I'm like oh and it's a
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Speaker 1: cup okay yeah oh my god it's a cup you
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Speaker 1: know but they're like what yeah I didn't say it
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Speaker 1: but so that's a good one.
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Speaker 2: I like that why Mrs.
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Speaker 1: Claus Just because I think it was just like a
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Speaker 1: white skin tight or it was a red skin tight dress.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
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Speaker 1: But I didn't have long hair.
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Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, you were just like Andy in you
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Speaker 2: murdered Mrs.
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Speaker 1: Claus and put on her dress. Just said like Kool-Aid man.
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Speaker 1: That would have made way more sense because my whole
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Speaker 1: body was covered in red and.
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Speaker 2: It was skin tight. Cooling would make so much more
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Speaker 2: sense than Mrs. Claus.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
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Speaker 2: But at least she's getting some cred. Yeah. Because no
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Speaker 2: one ever talks about her. Her real name is Jessica.
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Speaker 1: Weird, right? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: At least according to the claim, like the stop motion.
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Speaker 1: I would go that route. I think that's a great one.
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Speaker 2: That's canon. That's canon.
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Speaker 1: I learned that word.
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Speaker 2: Okay. So.
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Speaker 1: What about you? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: One of my favorite. I didn't even think about mine.
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Speaker 2: What were you talking about? So that.
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Speaker 1: Mrs. Claus. Good story.
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Speaker 2: I did. I had one in my mind, actually, because
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Speaker 2: I thought to myself, self, I don't have an answer
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Speaker 2: for this. But then I got wrapped up in your story.
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Speaker 2: That was so good. Favorite costume. Oh, one year because
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Speaker 2: I this is definitely not appropriate. So so one year
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Speaker 2: I got invited to like a house party. Like as
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Speaker 2: a young adult, I was newer, newer to Portland and
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Speaker 2: And I got invited to a friend of mine's friend's house.
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Speaker 2: So they lived in a swanky-ass house, too. It was
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Speaker 2: probably their parents or something. 23-year-olds shouldn't have that kind
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Speaker 2: of money. And I was like, oh, I don't know anybody.
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Speaker 2: So I'm going to have a conversation starter outfit.
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Speaker 1: Did I say this story? I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I dressed up as a hate crime. I don't think so.
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Speaker 1: That's great.
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Speaker 2: So I dressed super gay. And then I did like
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Speaker 2: fake blood and bruises and gashes and stuff. That's pretty
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Speaker 2: fucked up. Yeah. So, and it was like, I think
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Speaker 2: it was, it must've been like in Canby, like one
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Speaker 2: of those like kind of like Hicker, you know.
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Speaker 1: More rural towns.
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Speaker 2: And they were clearly offended by it, but they couldn't
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Speaker 2: say anything to me because I'm gay. So that, that
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Speaker 2: was pretty fucking wild. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That one's crazy. Yeah. It's really like clever though. I mean,
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Speaker 1: that's a really clever.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. That's really good. we're against hate crimes for sure. Um,
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Speaker 2: what are you planning on dressing up like this year?
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Speaker 1: So I'm 50 50. So my original plan was to
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Speaker 1: get a Harry Potter robe, you know, like one of the,
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Speaker 1: you know, like if I was going to Hogwarts and
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Speaker 1: then cause you can buy the robe and a tie
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Speaker 1: for like 50 bucks, super cheap. I have dress clothes easy. Right.
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Speaker 1: But then I was like coming out of work a
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Speaker 1: few days ago and I was like, what is that
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Speaker 1: weird for an adult to be one of the kids?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. It seems kind of weird. So then I've been
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Speaker 1: like asking people randomly and so far it's like 50, 50,
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Speaker 1: but I don't tell them why I'm asking. So it's,
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Speaker 1: everybody's like, yeah, some people are like, yeah, this is
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Speaker 1: kind of weird. If they should be like one of
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Speaker 1: the teachers, other people go, no, it's Halloween. You're supposed
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Speaker 1: to play. And I'm like, oh, okay. So I don't
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Speaker 1: know yet. So I'm kind of waiting for it to teeter. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: my point, did I say what I was going to,
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Speaker 1: I was thinking about Harry Potter or like a kid
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Speaker 1: from Hogwarts.
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Speaker 2: I think you can, I think you can. And I
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Speaker 2: think that it's a double standard, like not to say like,
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Speaker 2: women don't have it hard in society, but, like, they
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Speaker 2: just dress up as, like, a sexy pig or something,
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Speaker 2: or a sexy cat. Yeah, right? Like, they're not even
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Speaker 2: thinking about their, like, chalupas hanging out. Yeah. And you're like,
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Speaker 2: should I dress up as a person from Harry Potter?
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Speaker 1: Well, then, too, I don't think it's appropriation, because I've
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Speaker 1: seen kids dress up like adults all the time.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: If I dress up like a kid you know.
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Speaker 2: It's yeah I think it's fine I don't dress up
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Speaker 2: as like a controversial child like who would like yeah Yeah,
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Speaker 2: don't dress up as like a real life shooter child.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
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Speaker 2: Because then that's not appropriate because you're not a child.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be, yeah. Shit. So there is an episode.
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Speaker 2: Maybe don't dress up as a school shooter, actually.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't matter their age.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's okay. That's for sure.
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Speaker 1: So there's an episode of Criss Angel where Criss Angel's
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Speaker 1: TV show was so fucking bad. I don't know. I've
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Speaker 1: been watching old episodes. They are the worst. Anyways, there's
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Speaker 1: one episode where He's at this park with these kids.
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Speaker 1: And he goes, that'd be crazy if I turned into
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Speaker 1: a kid. If I turned into a kid. So he goes, watch,
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Speaker 1: I'll slide down the side. But when I come out
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Speaker 1: the other side, I'll be a child. And he does it.
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Speaker 1: And this little kid comes out. But he has long hair.
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Speaker 1: And he's dressed like Criss Angel. Oh, I was crying
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Speaker 1: laughing when I saw it. I was like, it's so bad.
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Speaker 1: I want to do that. It's so fucking funny.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you know any kids that look
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Speaker 2: like us? that we could like borrow for a little bit. Yeah. Uh,
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Speaker 2: Oh my God. Sidebar really quick before I forget. You
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Speaker 2: have to be thinking about that. If you see a child,
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Speaker 2: it looks like, it looks like me.
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Speaker 1: Grab them. Um, okay.
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Speaker 2: So we went to the suit.
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Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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Speaker 2: We went to the suicide boys concert and I was
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Speaker 2: definitely like in costume because like, I don't, I'm not,
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Speaker 2: you know, I like going cause of Jackson. Like I
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Speaker 2: love to see him happy, but we were like in
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Speaker 2: the merch line for him cause it was super long
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Speaker 2: while he was enjoying the show. And this woman we
11:35
Speaker 2: were chit-chatting with, she was like, oh, my daughter's in there.
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Speaker 2: She's like 13 or 14, and this is her first
11:41
Speaker 2: time on the pit.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: And I needed a break from the concert, so I
11:46
Speaker 2: came out here. And the line was probably– it was
11:48
Speaker 2: probably going to take her like a half hour or more.
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Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, some guy gave me $ 100
11:52
Speaker 2: to get him a shirt or sweatshirt. Dang. um and
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Speaker 2: he said he would watch my daughter and i was
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Speaker 2: like yeah that's pretty she was like i think he's
12:02
Speaker 2: fine because he gave me a hundred dollars yeah but
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Speaker 2: i'm like yeah that's yeah if he trafficked your child
12:08
Speaker 2: he's gonna get more than a hundred dollars yeah for
12:11
Speaker 2: sure like i was just like and then i was
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Speaker 2: like side-eyed that and then she cut she saw somebody
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Speaker 2: like 10 10 uh people ahead of us and cut
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Speaker 2: and i was like oh you motherfucker so we talked
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Speaker 2: so much shit about it she's listening fuck you um
12:24
Speaker 2: I was thinking about dressing up as, uh, cause I
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Speaker 2: didn't want to like go out and find an outfit.
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Speaker 2: So I have a lot of fake fur. So I
12:31
Speaker 2: was like, I'm just going to dress up and I'm
12:33
Speaker 2: going to get my haircut suit anyways. And I always
12:34
Speaker 2: kind of get it like Macklemore. So I was going
12:37
Speaker 2: to dress up as Macklemore. And I was made that
12:40
Speaker 2: decision before the Ed Sheeran controversy with him, with Macklemore
12:45
Speaker 2: being like, Hey, there's a genocide. And like Ed Sheeran's
12:48
Speaker 2: like the stadium owners were like, we don't want Macklemore
12:50
Speaker 2: on the tour any longer. So when I tell people
12:54
Speaker 2: I'm dressing up as Macklemore, they're like, oh, dude, yeah. Like,
12:59
Speaker 2: free Palestine. And I'm all about that. I'm all about, like,
13:03
Speaker 2: no genocide, being free, yeah. But the praise that I'm
13:08
Speaker 2: getting from, like, I don't know, three people have, like,
13:11
Speaker 2: kind of reacted that way. I was just like.
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Speaker 1: So I've been saying this joke about Macklemore for like
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Speaker 1: 15 years, but now I can't say it currently because
13:21
Speaker 1: I'm like, and I know for a fact I'm not
13:23
Speaker 1: the only one who thought of this, but I always
13:25
Speaker 1: said like every time I hear a Macklemore song, I'm like,
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Speaker 1: I think he should do a Mackle less because I
13:29
Speaker 1: don't like his music at all.
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Speaker 2: Well, all of his songs are about like drug, like
13:34
Speaker 2: people he knows dying, gay rights, all this stuff. And
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Speaker 2: I get it. Like more power to you. Like I
13:39
Speaker 2: love that kind of shit. Like awareness songs. But, like,
13:43
Speaker 2: it kind of gets old, because, like, that country singer from, like,
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Speaker 2: the 90s, like, Martina McBride.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: She had, like, two really popular songs, and they were
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Speaker 2: both about different children being abused.
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Speaker 1: Oh, wild.
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Speaker 2: Like, she, like, one of them was called, like, Concrete Angel,
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Speaker 2: and it was about, like, this young daughter who was
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Speaker 2: getting abused by her mom, and then finally the abuse continues.
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Speaker 2: got so bad that like the daughter died and now
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Speaker 2: she's like a concrete angel, like a statue.
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Speaker 1: And that was like number one on like the country,
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Speaker 1: like people are out like line dancing going, Hey, hit
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Speaker 1: up that dead child song.
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Speaker 2: And then there's another one about a boy. I can't,
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Speaker 2: I'm spacing on it completely. And then there was like
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Speaker 2: that stupid little child that was like a child singer.
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Speaker 2: And he sung a song about a kid that was
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Speaker 2: going to... Today's episode is brought to you by school shootings.
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Speaker 2: He was going to shoot up a school and then
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Speaker 2: he decided not to. Music changed him or something?
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Speaker 1: Man, that kid must be such a good singer. We
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Speaker 1: need to bring him back out. Is that a true story?
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Speaker 2: No, so the song is about... him stopping a school shooter.
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: He didn't actually stop one.
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Speaker 1: We don't know for a fact. Have you looked into it?
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Speaker 1: Cause I haven't.
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Speaker 2: I think his name was, uh, well, I guess we never,
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Speaker 2: we can't really pull people and be like, Hey, were
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Speaker 2: you going.
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Speaker 1: To shoot up a school? And were you listening to
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Speaker 1: this song? And they're like, I was thinking about it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, I know there's that movie called the drama
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Speaker 2: that I need to see. It has twilight guy. Do
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Speaker 2: you know that the, what it's about?
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Speaker 1: Uh, no, but it seemed kind of heavy. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Go into it with like, you know, um.
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Speaker 1: Good thing martina martina martina mcbride stopped doing those songs
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Speaker 1: because people would be like is is she abusing all
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Speaker 1: these kids because why is she around so many abused.
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Speaker 2: Kids okay so his name is billy gilman you know
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Speaker 2: i feel like i know that name yeah and it
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Speaker 2: was called one voice and like look at this little
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Speaker 2: you can't listen to it you can't see it but
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Speaker 2: look it up listener his name is uh billy gilman
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Speaker 2: like look at that kid.
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Speaker 1: I remember seeing that fucking kid growing up that's crazy.
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Speaker 2: Um, do you want to see... Uh-oh. Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: Hold on.
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Speaker 2: Breaking news. Breaking fucking news. So, Billy Gilman is a homosexual.
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Speaker 2: Which I guess I probably could have, like, just by
15:59
Speaker 2: looking at that picture. Like.
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Speaker 1: Like.
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Speaker 2: That's what I'm basing it off of. I have no
16:07
Speaker 2: facts to back it up. No, he's 38 years old,
16:09
Speaker 2: so he's the same age as us. He had a
16:14
Speaker 2: top 40 hit on the Billboard Hot 100 and top
16:17
Speaker 2: 20 hit on the Billboard Hot Country hits. But yeah,
16:21
Speaker 2: he is giving two thumbs up in that photo. That's
16:26
Speaker 2: what happens when bowling's not allowed in schools. This behavior
16:30
Speaker 2: gets to be allowed.
16:31
Speaker 1: So speaking of thumbs, um, I saw that movie with
16:35
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt and the dog called like beast of the heart. Yeah.
16:38
Speaker 1: And I don't know about 20 minutes in the movie,
16:40
Speaker 1: half hour in the movie. I was like, I would
16:42
Speaker 1: have named this movie beast of the fart because it stinks.
16:46
Speaker 1: And I've been waiting to tell someone that I just
16:48
Speaker 1: remembered it. I was like, Oh, this joke's going to kill.
16:52
Speaker 1: It did.
16:57
Speaker 2: I like, did you write it down?
16:59
Speaker 1: No, I just remembered it. Yeah, that was adorable.
17:01
Speaker 2: Wait, why did you bring up that movie?
17:02
Speaker 1: Oh, because I was thinking of two thumbs up, two
17:04
Speaker 1: thumbs down movie-wise.
17:05
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you ever need, like if we're at a
17:09
Speaker 2: gathering where there's multiple people and you ever like, hey Jeff,
17:12
Speaker 2: ask me about... uh thumbs up like sometime tonight yeah
17:16
Speaker 2: yeah if you ever need that and vice versa like.
17:18
Speaker 1: I can say the joke yeah nice.
17:20
Speaker 2: So if i think if i know something like that
17:22
Speaker 2: and we're gonna be around humans i can't earthlings i
17:26
Speaker 2: can be like andy please mention ping pong tonight oh
17:29
Speaker 2: yeah like yeah i think people should be doing that
17:31
Speaker 2: more for.
17:31
Speaker 1: Their friends yeah it's kind of like give them like
17:33
Speaker 1: a softball yeah yeah uh.
17:38
Speaker 2: All right. That went different.
17:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, that got off on a tangent there.
17:44
Speaker 2: Wow, that was fun counting down our costumes. Anywho, okay,
17:52
Speaker 2: so scariest. What are some scary things?
17:56
Speaker 1: So I wasn't sure. We text all the time. We
18:00
Speaker 1: can just say, hey, what.
18:02
Speaker 2: Are we, anyways. Hey, Andy, what are you scared of?
18:05
Speaker 1: So I was thinking, so some of these, I did
18:08
Speaker 1: like three, but they're just quick, and then I'll focus
18:10
Speaker 1: on the final one. But this one, it was hard
18:14
Speaker 1: for me to think of, I'm not scared of a
18:16
Speaker 1: lot of stuff, but I chose anything spider related or
18:20
Speaker 1: anything slimy. Like one, because like if we're at a
18:24
Speaker 1: party and something looks slimy or maybe they have like
18:27
Speaker 1: goo on them, I don't want to touch them. So
18:28
Speaker 1: that'll kind of freak me out. And then I just
18:30
Speaker 1: don't like spiders. I scare the shit out of me.
18:32
Speaker 1: So I don't want to see any spider related stuff.
18:35
Speaker 2: Really quick, you are scared of, like, you don't watch
18:37
Speaker 2: scary movies because you get scared. So you were like,
18:41
Speaker 2: I don't get scared of much. No, you get scared of, like, movies.
18:44
Speaker 1: I don't get scared. I just don't like having those
18:45
Speaker 1: images in my head because I am afraid of having nightmares.
18:49
Speaker 1: So if I've never seen a certain scary image or, like,
18:52
Speaker 1: a couple 20-second scary thing, my brain probably won't come
18:56
Speaker 1: up with it. So that's why I don't like scary movies.
18:58
Speaker 2: Oh. Usually, I heard nightmares happen because of stress. Yeah.
19:05
Speaker 2: um i think aliens are scary as fuck so i
19:12
Speaker 2: don't appreciate but that's not as popular anymore because there
19:16
Speaker 2: hasn't been like an alien movie that people get like
19:19
Speaker 2: uh yeah the quiet place they're really skinny little things
19:22
Speaker 2: like who would like kate moss could dress up as
19:25
Speaker 2: one but like i'm not gonna dress up as like
19:27
Speaker 2: a skinny alien i.
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Speaker 1: Guess hell mary but there wasn't it wasn't a scary movie.
19:31
Speaker 2: Yeah so yeah because if i dressed up as like
19:34
Speaker 2: a gray alien project i would just be like the
19:36
Speaker 2: fat gray alien like it wouldn't be it wouldn't be
19:40
Speaker 2: oh jeff's dressed up as a gray alien it would
19:43
Speaker 2: be hey that guy's dressed up as a fat alien
19:46
Speaker 2: i'm like it's just an alien.
19:48
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
19:48
Speaker 2: It's just an alien.
19:50
Speaker 1: You don't need to add fat. No, it's just an alien.
19:53
Speaker 2: I'm dressed up as like a, what's another thing you
19:56
Speaker 2: could dress up? Like if I, oh, I've always wanted
19:58
Speaker 2: to dress up as a couple. This would be a
20:00
Speaker 2: good segue to couples. I always wanted to dress up
20:02
Speaker 2: as Bert Nerning with Jeremy.
20:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
20:06
Speaker 2: But I would be like fat Bert. oh you guys
20:11
Speaker 2: did it but like you're shorter and you're fat so
20:15
Speaker 2: okay like like but that's not how it was when
20:19
Speaker 2: kids were little and they dressed up as power rangers
20:20
Speaker 2: you didn't go up to like the pink child and
20:24
Speaker 2: be like you're like the pink ranger but then you're
20:26
Speaker 2: the fat pink ranger like.
20:29
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Oh, man. I dress up
20:32
Speaker 1: like an octopus this year. Yeah, look, he's a fat octopus.
20:36
Speaker 2: That's how I look.
20:37
Speaker 1: Like, no, just say octopus.
20:39
Speaker 2: Like, that's the shitty thing about being, like, a plus-size
20:42
Speaker 2: guy is, like, people will say that.
20:44
Speaker 1: So a few years ago, I dressed up as Morty.
20:47
Speaker 1: And I think Rick and Morty is, like, this isn't
20:49
Speaker 1: on my couple thing. I should have said it earlier.
20:51
Speaker 1: But because if you watch the show, you know there's, like,
20:54
Speaker 1: unlimited different types of Ricks and Morty. Yeah. Morty, so
20:57
Speaker 1: I was Morty one year. and i was like oh
20:59
Speaker 1: no i'm just fat morty.
21:02
Speaker 2: So that's kind of like but i had the yellow.
21:05
Speaker 1: Shirt from the episode where he goes he goes quiet
21:08
Speaker 1: down fat morty goes fat morty i thought it was
21:10
Speaker 1: left-handed morty so but yeah but.
21:13
Speaker 2: Like i i think it's great that you did that
21:16
Speaker 2: for yourself and for people that's got to see it
21:19
Speaker 2: but i think you took us a step back with
21:21
Speaker 2: like kind.
21:22
Speaker 1: Of what we were just talking about.
21:25
Speaker 2: No, no, making a, uh, like you, you profit it,
21:28
Speaker 2: but it's like, like now I, it's, it's, it's, uh,
21:35
Speaker 2: regenerating that stereotype that chubby guys only dress up as
21:39
Speaker 2: chubby things.
21:40
Speaker 1: Oh, that's true. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:43
Speaker 2: Like, oh, next time you dress up around those people,
21:44
Speaker 2: they're going to be like, oh, you're fat Big Bird.
21:48
Speaker 2: You're big Big Bird. Like, hey, remember? Because last year
21:52
Speaker 2: you were fat Morty.
21:53
Speaker 1: Oh, I get it. Are you fat man? No, I'm Batman.
21:58
Speaker 2: Just don't stop saying that. i love it so much
22:01
Speaker 2: i don't know if you get this.
22:03
Speaker 1: But like damn that's funny but when.
22:04
Speaker 2: People tell me stories and there's like a man in
22:07
Speaker 2: their story and they they'd be like oh he's a
22:10
Speaker 2: bigger guy like you like he was about even size
22:16
Speaker 2: has nothing to do with it like i have a
22:17
Speaker 2: neighbor who's racist and she's like any story that has
22:21
Speaker 2: to do with like a person or a she tells
22:26
Speaker 2: me what their race is, even though it has nothing
22:28
Speaker 2: to do with their story. They're not like Koreans.
22:30
Speaker 1: You're like, all right.
22:31
Speaker 2: They're not making like African food.
22:33
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:33
Speaker 2: Like, but yeah, she's like, oh yeah, that's family over there.
22:36
Speaker 2: One of the sons, he's black. And I'm like, no, no,
22:41
Speaker 2: stop saying all this. Um, okay. So couples costume. I
22:45
Speaker 2: would love to do Bert and Ernie just regular, not,
22:48
Speaker 2: not short. Yeah. Um, okay. Um, I, I, I've seen
22:54
Speaker 2: some at the store that I get a little chuckle
22:56
Speaker 2: out of, and that's like a plug and outlet.
23:00
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good one.
23:00
Speaker 2: Like that's for that couple that's like, we still have
23:03
Speaker 2: sex and we're going to have sex in front of
23:04
Speaker 2: you tonight. A toaster and bread.
23:08
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good one.
23:08
Speaker 2: That's a good one. And I liked back in the
23:12
Speaker 2: day anything pop culture-y. So, like, I remember when I
23:15
Speaker 2: was a kid and Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were
23:18
Speaker 2: dating and they wore those denim matching outfits. So people
23:21
Speaker 2: would dress up like them on the red carpet. So
23:24
Speaker 2: I always liked that. I don't know what pop culture
23:28
Speaker 2: thing Jeremy and I could be.
23:29
Speaker 1: Zendaya and Tobey Maguire.
23:33
Speaker 2: Oh, Zendaya and Tom Holland.
23:35
Speaker 1: Tom Holland. I was thinking Spider-Man.
23:36
Speaker 2: But then they'd just be like, you're Zendaya and fat
23:39
Speaker 2: Tom Holland. Like, that's all they would say. Like, that's it.
23:44
Speaker 1: Oh, you're fat, white Zendaya? Oh, man, I'm just Zendaya,
23:48
Speaker 1: God damn it.
23:49
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to be Zendaya right now. Is it
23:54
Speaker 2: bad that I would probably have Jeremy be Zendaya?
23:56
Speaker 1: No, I think, yeah.
23:57
Speaker 2: Because, like, it's less problematic.
24:00
Speaker 1: Oh, for sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:00
Speaker 2: Like, I don't, like... I don't know what's going on there. But, yeah,
24:04
Speaker 2: I'll just be Fat Tom Holland. We could be, like,
24:08
Speaker 2: I could just be, like, selling photographs of myself. Like,
24:11
Speaker 2: be invited to, like, children's birthday parties. So, Mom, I
24:18
Speaker 2: had Elsa last year. Why do I have, like, Fads
24:23
Speaker 2: and Daya?
24:27
Speaker 1: It's not even a character she's done. It's just Zendaya.
24:32
Speaker 2: I play her.
24:36
Speaker 1: Oh, man. I feel like your picture online looked a
24:39
Speaker 1: little different. It's just a picture of Zendaya. You're like,
24:42
Speaker 1: I'm an impersonator. Oh, man, that's funny.
24:44
Speaker 2: What about you? What's going on with couples' costumes?
24:47
Speaker 1: So I like the toaster one because I did peanut
24:49
Speaker 1: butter and jelly. You see where they're like the two?
24:51
Speaker 1: I think that's always a good one. Shows that they're together.
24:54
Speaker 1: And then, oldie but a goodie, the old school horse
24:57
Speaker 1: costume where someone's the front of the horse and someone's
25:00
Speaker 1: the back of the horse.
25:01
Speaker 2: That's good.
25:01
Speaker 1: That's great, but you can only do that for a
25:04
Speaker 1: little bit because your back would hurt. You know, like,
25:07
Speaker 1: how long could you, like, walk and be bent over
25:10
Speaker 1: like that?
25:10
Speaker 2: You would have to human centipede somebody.
25:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, or I guess you could just switch after a while.
25:19
Speaker 1: Why would adding another person help?
25:22
Speaker 2: No, I meant, like, Like cut their kneecaps and then
25:25
Speaker 2: sew their mouth to your ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So
25:27
Speaker 2: they don't have a choice.
25:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that would help your lower back, though.
25:31
Speaker 2: No.
25:32
Speaker 1: Oh, man. Okay, anyways. So yeah, horse costume's always good.
25:35
Speaker 1: And I feel like all you really need is just
25:37
Speaker 1: like a sheet and a horse head. So it's pretty easy.
25:40
Speaker 2: A sheet? Yeah.
25:42
Speaker 1: Like if you got like a brown horse head, just
25:44
Speaker 1: put a brown sheet over it. I think it'd be
25:46
Speaker 1: pretty easy, you know? And then I think this is
25:48
Speaker 1: the best couple costume because I've never seen it not
25:50
Speaker 1: work when the couple dresses up as each other. that's
25:54
Speaker 1: always funny yeah kathy i did it one year uh
25:57
Speaker 1: she did my tattoos we drew them on there and
25:59
Speaker 1: then she had like a hat on and everything and
26:01
Speaker 1: then i got an orange or not orange a redheaded
26:04
Speaker 1: wig and yeah that's fun so i have never seen
26:06
Speaker 1: it not hit so so.
26:08
Speaker 2: Jeremy and i did that they'd be like oh you're
26:11
Speaker 2: jeff and then they look at me and they're like
26:12
Speaker 2: oh you're fat jeremy like sorry you're like No, I'm
26:17
Speaker 2: just trying to make sure.
26:18
Speaker 1: Remember last year when I was Zendaya? You don't need
26:21
Speaker 1: to add the extra... Oh, man. Adjective.
26:27
Speaker 2: I see a lot of couples' costumes when I go
26:29
Speaker 2: to Spirit Halloween, but I think... How can they do
26:35
Speaker 2: the market of people that are polyamorous, or in a
26:38
Speaker 2: thruffle kind of thing? Would it be like peanut butter
26:42
Speaker 2: and bread, peanut butter and bread, and then jelly with
26:45
Speaker 2: Jam on both sides?
26:46
Speaker 1: You could do a triangle, and everybody just has two
26:49
Speaker 1: lines over their head.
26:51
Speaker 2: Oh.
26:51
Speaker 1: Wait. That wouldn't make a triangle, though. I guess it would,
26:55
Speaker 1: depending on the angle.
26:55
Speaker 2: An Oreo.
26:57
Speaker 1: Oreo would be perfect.
26:57
Speaker 2: Oreo would be so amazing. Like, just... Fuck yeah. Okay, that's... Okay,
27:03
Speaker 2: I think we just invented something.
27:04
Speaker 1: Whopper?
27:05
Speaker 2: Whopper? No, no, no.
27:06
Speaker 1: Big Mac. They have extra.
27:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, a whopper would be like five sister wives. Yeah, exactly.
27:13
Speaker 2: I'm the lettuce that goes here.
27:18
Speaker 1: It's hard to stay in line.
27:19
Speaker 2: Can we have a quick.
27:21
Speaker 1: Freaking human centipede someone? Again, that's not going to help.
27:24
Speaker 1: That's not going to help the situation. Stop suggesting that.
27:27
Speaker 2: So if there's three human centipede couples costume and there
27:32
Speaker 2: just wasn't good communication... So two of them, they thought
27:36
Speaker 2: it was just like regular costume. And the other one
27:38
Speaker 2: is like defecating at the end. The ones in the
27:41
Speaker 2: back is like, okay, I'm not sewn to them, but like,
27:44
Speaker 2: should I be pooping?
27:45
Speaker 1: Should I just keep you pooping? We told you no
27:46
Speaker 1: for the first time.
27:47
Speaker 2: Yeah. That'd be, okay.
27:49
Speaker 1: So what is, um. Oh, that's funny. All right. So
27:52
Speaker 1: we've done scariest and best couple. We could do, how
27:58
Speaker 1: about we do, uh, sexiest?
28:01
Speaker 2: Sexiest yes what's the sex like what do you think
28:04
Speaker 2: when you're when you see like oh that's so sexy.
28:07
Speaker 1: So I did one for females and one for males
28:10
Speaker 1: and then what I think it's the sexiest okay so
28:12
Speaker 1: I think it came out a few years ago like
28:14
Speaker 1: every singer single uh like person was this almost but
28:18
Speaker 1: Harley Quinn the Margot Robbie one super hot uh the
28:22
Speaker 1: fishnets kill it super duper dope And I didn't see
28:27
Speaker 1: like because it's pretty like I've never done makeup like that,
28:31
Speaker 1: but I feel like it's not crazy hard makeup. So,
28:33
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like it's not too hard to do.
28:37
Speaker 1: So and it looks good. So there we go. And
28:40
Speaker 1: then I was thinking Tarzan for the dudes, you know, Tarzan,
28:43
Speaker 1: because all it is is a loincloth, long hair, you know,
28:47
Speaker 1: a wig. And then what I think the sexiest one
28:51
Speaker 1: is a hot dog.
28:53
Speaker 2: That's what you would dress... Like, if you were wanting
28:55
Speaker 2: to feel sexy, you would dress up as a hot dog?
28:58
Speaker 1: Ketchup only, though. No mustard.
28:59
Speaker 2: Ketchup only. Wait, would Kathy be the ketchup? Or would
29:03
Speaker 2: you put ketchup on you?
29:04
Speaker 1: I would put ketchup on me.
29:04
Speaker 2: Or, like, ketchup paint or something. Yeah, not real ketchup.
29:07
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe. I don't know. Like, you know, you're trick-or-treating
29:10
Speaker 1: all night. You get a little hungry. Well, you have candy.
29:12
Speaker 1: I guess I'd rather just have a Snickers than, like,
29:14
Speaker 1: a handful of ketchup.
29:16
Speaker 2: You just start, like, licking your body.
29:18
Speaker 1: Oh, this is paint. Um....
29:21
Speaker 2: What was the, oh, sexy.
29:22
Speaker 1: Okay.
29:23
Speaker 2: So I think the sexiest for me, cause I just,
29:26
Speaker 2: I didn't, I want to copy what you did kind of.
29:29
Speaker 2: So I think I would feel sexiest and like, I got,
29:32
Speaker 2: just got a new haircut. I want like a, like
29:34
Speaker 2: a comfy, but breathable robe.
29:37
Speaker 1: Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah.
29:38
Speaker 2: And just like I just took a shower bath like
29:41
Speaker 2: just conditioner my hair and I just put on like
29:44
Speaker 2: some cologne that smells really good some soft socks and
29:48
Speaker 2: like I think I get the sexiest when I'm like
29:51
Speaker 2: rubbing like rubbing Jeremy's feet or something oh okay and
29:55
Speaker 2: like like I think he enjoys it um.
29:59
Speaker 1: So would your costume be you wearing that, Jeremy, like,
30:01
Speaker 1: on a chair that has wheels, and you walk and
30:04
Speaker 1: rub his feet?
30:05
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, I just saw on the internet, on Facebook,
30:09
Speaker 2: I think, it was, like, a story, like, a news story,
30:12
Speaker 2: and it had, like, a picture of, like, Raven-Symoné, just, like,
30:15
Speaker 2: arms crossed like this. But, like, nowadays.
30:19
Speaker 1: Was it about her, though?
30:20
Speaker 2: It was a, she made a comment, and they made, like,
30:23
Speaker 2: an art, like, one of those, like, social media articles
30:27
Speaker 2: about how when she's on her period, she just wears
30:29
Speaker 2: a diaper and free bleeds. Um, wow.
30:32
Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that true?
30:35
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if it's true. This has been
30:39
Speaker 2: reported on and I read an article about it.
30:42
Speaker 1: So you ever read.
30:43
Speaker 2: Articles about and listening to documentaries and stuff. And I'm like, okay,
30:45
Speaker 2: so Raven's free bleeds.
30:48
Speaker 1: What kind of diaper is she using?
30:50
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, but that's just like the picture choice was
30:53
Speaker 2: so interesting of her just like, I said it like
30:56
Speaker 2: that kind of thing. So I feel like she.
30:58
Speaker 1: Doesn't like being Raven just on the few clips I saw.
31:01
Speaker 1: So it's weird that she's really going into the.
31:03
Speaker 2: I think it's a picture from something else, like a
31:06
Speaker 2: different time. They just grabbed it and they can't have
31:10
Speaker 2: a picture of when she was on that. So Raven,
31:12
Speaker 2: cause she's like a child and it's owned by Disney.
31:14
Speaker 2: So I want to be some weird, but they just,
31:15
Speaker 2: so I think they just grabbed a photo off the
31:17
Speaker 2: internet and like, it's just like a low budget news
31:20
Speaker 2: outlet kind of thing. But I was like, oh, if
31:22
Speaker 2: that went viral, I could be like just wearing a
31:25
Speaker 2: diaper and be Fat Raven. Wearing a diaper. So like
31:31
Speaker 2: I come over and you're like Fat Raven wearing a
31:35
Speaker 2: diaper on her period.
31:37
Speaker 1: Just instantly.
31:38
Speaker 2: Yeah. Fucking.
31:39
Speaker 1: Every time I go, you know, like trick or treating
31:42
Speaker 1: whoever opens the door, they're like, wow, you're doing a great.
31:44
Speaker 1: They know exactly what it is, too. Like, wow, everybody
31:47
Speaker 1: knows this one.
31:48
Speaker 2: Next time we go out. hey mention like hey does
31:50
Speaker 2: anybody know like how what kind of like feminine hygiene
31:54
Speaker 2: products raven uses and i'll be like i got this
32:00
Speaker 2: we saw you two walk in yeah and i was
32:03
Speaker 2: showing you the you were showing him the article like.
32:08
Speaker 1: You had like a like a magazine.
32:11
Speaker 2: I was you were pointing to your crotch and saying diaper.
32:15
Speaker 1: Like It wasn't smooth at all.
32:17
Speaker 2: We were talking about something else.
32:19
Speaker 1: Oh, man. Oh, my God.
32:21
Speaker 2: Okay. I think sexy on other people is, like, I
32:28
Speaker 2: think nerd stuff. I'm not thinking sexy like, oh, I'm
32:31
Speaker 2: going to go jerk off to them. Like, if I
32:34
Speaker 2: want to jerk off to somebody, it's going to be
32:35
Speaker 2: like Elizabeth Hurley dressed as, like, a devil.
32:37
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:39
Speaker 2: But I don't know. I'm not bisexual at all. Like,
32:43
Speaker 2: I would not touch a vagina, like, ever. You know
32:46
Speaker 2: what I mean? But, like, Elizabeth Hurley. Sorry.
32:55
Speaker 1: Okay.
32:55
Speaker 2: I think I made it uncomfortable for the listener. Okay.
33:01
Speaker 1: Nerd stuff.
33:01
Speaker 2: Because, like, people that are dressed as, like, a hobby
33:04
Speaker 2: that they love, they're going to have more fun and be, like, enjoying.
33:09
Speaker 2: It's like cosplay.
33:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
33:10
Speaker 2: For them. Like, I love that. They're not just dressing
33:12
Speaker 2: up as, like, a sexy... uh, police officer or whatever.
33:17
Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. Nobody's like really into that. Like, or somebody
33:20
Speaker 1: like dressed up like sexy origami. Yeah. You'd be like, Oh,
33:23
Speaker 1: that's origami. But it's like really sexy.
33:26
Speaker 2: If I did it, maybe do one more. If I
33:28
Speaker 2: did it, they'd be like, Oh, you're fat origami. Um,
33:32
Speaker 2: like Jesus Christ.
33:34
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's killed me every time. Every
33:37
Speaker 1: single time. It's fucking killed. Um, okay.
33:41
Speaker 2: What's the worst?
33:44
Speaker 1: Uh, the worst is, uh, Really quick talk. So growing up, Mark,
33:50
Speaker 1: he's my buddy. He's been on this podcast before. Go
33:53
Speaker 1: back and listen. He's on an episode. But so growing up,
33:55
Speaker 1: I knew that Mark and I knew another Mark. And
33:58
Speaker 1: so the Mark that's been on the podcast went to
34:00
Speaker 1: like South. And then my friend Mark went to my
34:02
Speaker 1: other friend. Mark went to Kaiser. This is a long intro. Anyways,
34:07
Speaker 1: the Mark that. I didn't mean to hit that, but
34:13
Speaker 1: that's perfect. Perfect timing. So, anyways, we start hanging out,
34:17
Speaker 1: going to shows and stuff, and everybody started calling the
34:19
Speaker 1: Mark that's been on the podcast Big Mark. Oh. And
34:22
Speaker 1: he goes, man, why are they calling me Big Mark?
34:24
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. I guess you're bigger than him.
34:26
Speaker 1: But why not call him, like, Little Mark? Yeah. Or
34:29
Speaker 1: why start with this one? Or Mark. Or New Mark?
34:33
Speaker 1: New Mark. Or, like... Yeah, I don't know.
34:35
Speaker 2: Or just, like... Oh, Mark's kind of a tricky name.
34:38
Speaker 2: Because you can't just say Marky.
34:40
Speaker 1: Right, yeah.
34:41
Speaker 2: Or Markison. What's the Markison? Like, what's the... What's Mark
34:45
Speaker 2: short for? Marcusen?
34:48
Speaker 1: Marcus? Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, that sounds right. Marcus
34:53
Speaker 1: backwards is Suckram. No, it's not Marcus. Yeah, it is.
34:58
Speaker 2: That's so cool that you.
34:59
Speaker 1: Can do that. Yeah, so it's Mark Suckram. Yeah, I
35:02
Speaker 1: was right. Okay, so the worst, and I know sometimes
35:05
Speaker 1: people do this because they think it's funny because he's
35:08
Speaker 1: such a piece of shit, but anytime I see anybody
35:10
Speaker 1: dressed up as Donald J. Trump, it's not funny or clever.
35:14
Speaker 1: He's a fucking piece of shit. You know what I mean?
35:16
Speaker 1: I just don't find that like funny at all. So
35:18
Speaker 1: I think that's the worst. Or I think overall the
35:21
Speaker 1: worst is no costume. And I think that's like a big,
35:24
Speaker 1: like major red flag. Like, cause I feel like if
35:27
Speaker 1: you're dating someone, let's say you just start dating them. Right.
35:29
Speaker 1: And you want to go to this costume party and
35:32
Speaker 1: they're like, Oh, I don't really want to dress up.
35:34
Speaker 1: Then I feel like it's a red flag to the
35:35
Speaker 1: point to where you two probably aren't going to work out. No,
35:37
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So, If you like dressing
35:40
Speaker 1: up and whoever you're with doesn't want to dress up,
35:42
Speaker 1: red flag. I say steer clear. But I think those
35:45
Speaker 1: are the two worst.
35:47
Speaker 2: You can just say, that's so great. Like, you usually
35:49
Speaker 2: look like shit, but you actually dress up because we're
35:51
Speaker 2: going to a party, put makeup on and stuff. So this,
35:54
Speaker 2: you guys, this, this is dressed up as a lie.
35:56
Speaker 2: That's what this is.
35:58
Speaker 1: It's a lie.
35:59
Speaker 2: Yeah. Worst for me.
36:04
Speaker 1: Would be.
36:05
Speaker 2: Oh, so besides, like, the... Not to sound like I...
36:08
Speaker 2: I do care about everything, but, like, I'm shocked about
36:12
Speaker 2: how much racial insensitivity there still is. Like, not just racial,
36:17
Speaker 2: but otherwise.
36:19
Speaker 1: Like, the.
36:19
Speaker 2: It makes me uncomfortable that there's, like, Lizzie Borton and
36:22
Speaker 2: Jack the Ripper costumes. Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like,
36:24
Speaker 2: Jack the Ripper, like, he did some fucked up things
36:27
Speaker 2: to women.
36:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
36:29
Speaker 2: That's, like, confirmed. So that, like, I don't know. Like,
36:33
Speaker 2: that just seems kind of icky. Like, I, that was
36:36
Speaker 2: a poor, yeah.
36:38
Speaker 1: No, I get it. 100%, yeah. Yeah.
36:41
Speaker 2: Anyways, and then I did find it, oh, when they
36:43
Speaker 2: dress up as nuns, I did dress up as a
36:45
Speaker 2: priest once, like a fat priest. Just everything.
36:54
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
36:54
Speaker 2: Like this year, a Macklemore. Oh, fat Macklemore. He's going,
37:01
Speaker 2: that Macklemore is going through something. Um, he's on, uh,
37:05
Speaker 2: he's on steroid medication. Okay. I think that, uh, I,
37:11
Speaker 2: I am tired of slut costumes, like slut, especially slut animals.
37:16
Speaker 2: Cause I'm personally like, I'm a big cat person now
37:19
Speaker 2: that I have our cat. Like we, I wasn't a
37:22
Speaker 2: cat person until we got our cats. Now I'm like,
37:24
Speaker 2: you guys are fucking awesome. Or, like, dogs. Like, I'm
37:27
Speaker 2: a huge dog person. I don't like to sexualize animals
37:31
Speaker 2: that way as much. Because, like, I'm not— it doesn't work
37:34
Speaker 2: for me.
37:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:35
Speaker 2: And, like, if a woman— listener, if you've ever dressed up as, like,
37:38
Speaker 2: a slutty octopus or something, and you had sex with
37:43
Speaker 2: the costume still on— Did it come into play?
37:47
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, weird, yeah.
37:48
Speaker 2: Like, is he, like, fucking, you know, like, dressed up
37:50
Speaker 2: as a chicken? Cluck for me, bitch! I can't cluck. Sorry,
37:56
Speaker 2: that makes me uncomfortable. The one that made me laugh
37:59
Speaker 2: at the stupidity of it, but still, like, old Jeff
38:03
Speaker 2: would have wore it, was the slutty handmaid's tail.
38:08
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
38:09
Speaker 2: Like, that's really problematic.
38:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.
38:12
Speaker 2: So... When I was in my early 20s and I
38:15
Speaker 2: was living in Portland and I was getting kind of cray-cray,
38:18
Speaker 2: but I still had a job and was in school
38:19
Speaker 2: and stuff, so I was doing good. And my bills
38:22
Speaker 2: got paid. But also, don't do the things I'm about
38:25
Speaker 2: to tell you guys, listeners, little kid listeners. So I
38:29
Speaker 2: used to roll with strippers and people that partook in
38:36
Speaker 2: other recreational stuff. And I remember they always dressed up
38:41
Speaker 2: as slut animals.
38:42
Speaker 1: Yeah.
38:44
Speaker 2: Or, like, slutty police officer.
38:47
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:48
Speaker 2: So, one year, I got my costume. I was working
38:51
Speaker 2: part-time at an adult shop. So, I got, like, 30%
38:54
Speaker 2: off cost.
38:55
Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
38:56
Speaker 2: The store loses on it, but, like, they think you're
38:59
Speaker 2: going to promote it more.
39:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
39:02
Speaker 2: So, I dressed up as a police officer.
39:04
Speaker 1: Or a fireman.
39:05
Speaker 2: And it was, like, tight underwear. And then it was,
39:10
Speaker 2: I didn't realize until I put it on to go out.
39:12
Speaker 2: It was fishnets in the back. Oh. And I was
39:15
Speaker 2: skinny when I was in Portland. Like, I was, like,
39:17
Speaker 2: a size, like, 29-30 waist, which is, like, tiny. Not healthy. Anyways,
39:22
Speaker 2: but I wore that out.
39:24
Speaker 1: And I.
39:26
Speaker 2: Like, that wasn't a good idea. Like, also... early 20
39:30
Speaker 2: early 2000 or when was it like 2010 11 around
39:31
Speaker 2: that time like It wasn't 2026. Yeah, yeah. Like, back
39:39
Speaker 2: then you did get, like, beat up and shit, but
39:42
Speaker 2: I'm just, like, was so fucking coked or whatever out
39:45
Speaker 2: that I just didn't give a fuck. And I was like,
39:47
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dress like a fucking slut, too.
39:48
Speaker 1: Yeah.
39:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. I have some pictures I'll show
39:52
Speaker 2: you later of when I did Rocky Horror and my
39:55
Speaker 2: shirt's off, and I was like, fuck yeah. Now, if
39:57
Speaker 2: I dressed up like that, they'd be like, oh, you're
39:59
Speaker 2: dressed up as fat Jeff. So if I dress, you're
40:04
Speaker 2: like fat, you're dressed up as a fat version of
40:06
Speaker 2: when you were skinny. Fuck. We're done. I can't dress
40:10
Speaker 2: up as... If I'm a sunshine, even. Sunshines are big.
40:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:14
Speaker 2: I would still be... Oh, you're like a fat picture
40:16
Speaker 2: of a sunshine. Like... They wouldn't just... So we... Like,
40:20
Speaker 2: what else could... What's a big thing? Like a big.
40:22
Speaker 1: Oh, man.
40:23
Speaker 2: Sunshine, Earth, the moon. Anything I choose is gonna be that. Yeah,
40:28
Speaker 2: if I dress up as the moon, they'd be like,
40:29
Speaker 2: you're the fat moon.
40:30
Speaker 1: I think it's because every time you say fat, there's, like,
40:33
Speaker 1: so much vitriol coming out of your ears. That's why
40:36
Speaker 1: I keep laughing.
40:37
Speaker 2: You're the fat moon.
40:38
Speaker 1: Because they're, like, angry at you. They're like, why did
40:41
Speaker 1: you invite me then? Like, I don't know. Oh, man.
40:44
Speaker 2: But, yeah, I think, honestly, too, with the slut thing, like,
40:48
Speaker 2: just be comfortable. Yeah. Like, you know. Okay, so what
40:52
Speaker 2: is the best for trick-or-treating?
40:55
Speaker 1: I thought best for trick-or-treating is, so I got, this
40:59
Speaker 1: is the one where I kind of did three, but
41:01
Speaker 1: I'll focus mainly on the number one. But I chose
41:03
Speaker 1: Little Red Riding Hood. The basket is part of the outfit.
41:07
Speaker 1: And it's a cheap and easy thing to make, but
41:09
Speaker 1: you can use the basket also to get candy. Boom.
41:13
Speaker 1: And it makes sense because you're the Little Red Riding Hood,
41:15
Speaker 1: you know? Number two, I did Headless Horseman. If you
41:18
Speaker 1: can get a pumpkin bucket, you could just pretend that's
41:21
Speaker 1: your head, but then you can also use that to
41:23
Speaker 1: hold the candy. Yeah, the Headless Horseman.
41:26
Speaker 2: And maybe put some like a flameless candles in it
41:29
Speaker 2: so it's lit up.
41:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And I think it'd be really easy
41:32
Speaker 1: and cheap to do because I've really bought this whole
41:35
Speaker 1: sheet thing. So all you would need is like a
41:37
Speaker 1: black sheet and then just like a head, you know? So, uh, yeah,
41:41
Speaker 1: so that's number two, but I think the best one
41:43
Speaker 1: would be Ghostbusters because everyone knows about the Ghostbusters. Uh,
41:47
Speaker 1: and then if you're, if you're the Ghostbusters, you have
41:50
Speaker 1: a proton pack and you could just use that as
41:52
Speaker 1: your candy receptacle. And then you don't even have to
41:54
Speaker 1: use your hands. You can just wear it like a backpack. Um,
41:58
Speaker 1: and since it is Halloween, uh, Oh, and since it's
42:01
Speaker 1: a backpack, uh, your hands are free, but then also
42:04
Speaker 1: the suit is just like a, one big zipped up suit.
42:07
Speaker 1: So it's like easy. It's like loose. You know, you're not,
42:10
Speaker 1: it's not tight, comfy. And since it's actually Halloween, if
42:14
Speaker 1: any real ghosts came out, you're, you are their natural
42:18
Speaker 1: enemy and they won't mess with you. And, um, I
42:21
Speaker 1: feel like growing up, everyone liked the Ghostbusters. Um, well,
42:24
Speaker 1: I don't know if they all like loved them, but nobody,
42:26
Speaker 1: I don't, I've never met anybody that says, Oh, I
42:28
Speaker 1: fucking hate the Ghostbusters. Like I've never heard anybody had
42:30
Speaker 1: beef with them, you know? So yeah, that's my, I
42:32
Speaker 1: think the best one for trick or treating.
42:35
Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
42:36
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, question.
42:38
Speaker 2: So with Ghostbusters, is that you're just one Ghostbuster?
42:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
42:42
Speaker 2: You wouldn't do the whole group?
42:44
Speaker 1: If you had three other people with you, for sure.
42:46
Speaker 1: But if not, you could still just be a single Ghostbuster.
42:48
Speaker 2: Does one of them have to be black?
42:50
Speaker 1: If you have three people? No, because in Ghostbusters 2,
42:53
Speaker 1: Rick Moranis is one. oh so but then it just
42:56
Speaker 1: seems like they're like we don't we don't want the
42:58
Speaker 1: black one yeah.
43:00
Speaker 2: So i feel like i feel like it's a solo
43:02
Speaker 2: costume unless you have the right casting yeah or.
43:05
Speaker 1: I think you could do two because then you know
43:10
Speaker 1: without a black person because then we're just like oh
43:12
Speaker 1: we didn't have enough people but if you did three
43:14
Speaker 1: it would still seem like well why you.
43:16
Speaker 2: Know if it's two one of you is the ghostbuster
43:18
Speaker 2: one of you is the green guy oh or or
43:21
Speaker 2: the um the what's the library no.
43:23
Speaker 1: The, um, state, state puffed marshmallow man. Yeah.
43:27
Speaker 2: Yeah. So if I'm him, what do you think would
43:33
Speaker 2: be said?
43:36
Speaker 1: Oh God. Do it.
43:37
Speaker 2: Do it. Do it. What were they like?
43:39
Speaker 1: Hey, it's the fat state puffed marshmallow man. Oh man.
43:47
Speaker 2: I just am avoiding gyms. Like exactly. Like, Oh my God.
43:51
Speaker 2: Like when I used to smoke, uh, I would take
43:55
Speaker 2: smoke breaks in front of a gym just because it was, like,
43:59
Speaker 2: not on purpose.
44:01
Speaker 1: Where's the nearest gym? I need to smoke.
44:03
Speaker 2: But, like, it was a convenient spot out of people's way.
44:06
Speaker 2: I don't want to be, like, that person that's, like,
44:08
Speaker 2: having people walk through my cigarette smoke. So it was just, like,
44:12
Speaker 2: a perfect spot. But it was, like, 15 treadmills just, like,
44:15
Speaker 2: looking at me and, like, like working out and i'm
44:18
Speaker 2: like coughing and like on my phone looking at like
44:23
Speaker 2: raven simone period things like i'm glad i'm not facing
44:29
Speaker 2: them because they could see me being like why is
44:31
Speaker 2: he reading that the for some reason the window like
44:35
Speaker 2: the glare makes it huge.
44:37
Speaker 1: Like everybody sees it like what's happening why is he
44:40
Speaker 1: watching and he keeps watching on repeat you think the
44:44
Speaker 1: first time would be enough i don't Oh, man. Oh,
44:47
Speaker 1: my God.
44:47
Speaker 2: My Google search is so fucked up.
44:50
Speaker 1: Like, I need.
44:51
Speaker 2: I need my phone just to be done. Like, when
44:54
Speaker 2: I die, I just want it to, like, explode or something.
44:57
Speaker 2: Because my search history is, like... Like, I Googled, like,
45:01
Speaker 2: Sydney Sweeney naked. Like, just to see if she was
45:03
Speaker 2: on there. Just for, like, research. Yeah, for sure. Because
45:06
Speaker 2: I don't... I hate her. But, like, her body is dope.
45:09
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like.
45:10
Speaker 2: Anyways. So, not looking... But if I die, the first
45:14
Speaker 2: thing people are gonna.
45:15
Speaker 1: Like, oh, my God. Okay.
45:15
Speaker 2: Okay.
45:17
Speaker 1: I have an idea. Okay.
45:18
Speaker 2: So if you go first at your like funeral or whatever,
45:21
Speaker 2: I'm going to, I didn't have anything to say. Hey,
45:23
Speaker 2: let's go through his phone.
45:26
Speaker 1: Has anybody checked his phone and his search history?
45:28
Speaker 2: Let's do that. I think he told me he wanted
45:31
Speaker 2: us to.
45:33
Speaker 1: Oh man.
45:33
Speaker 2: I'd be so, honestly, I might give you consent to
45:37
Speaker 2: do that at my funeral because I think that would
45:39
Speaker 2: be so fun. And my whole job is to like
45:41
Speaker 2: make people feel uncomfortable and that would be really uncomfortable. Yeah.
45:44
Speaker 1: I think that would be super uncomfortable for everybody. They're like,
45:47
Speaker 1: did Jeff really say this?
45:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, why is there so much Sidney, Sweetie, and Raven
45:53
Speaker 2: and Simone?
45:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
45:55
Speaker 3: Um okay what else what about your trick-or-treating oh okay
45:59
Speaker 3: i don't really have okay i'm thinking of okay most
46:02
Speaker 3: economical in recent history is like the people that really
46:06
Speaker 3: hit gold is when they bought their kids the elsa
46:08
Speaker 3: costumes because i was not i know i wasn't the
46:11
Speaker 3: demographic for.
46:12
Speaker 2: Elsa but those were so it's so fucking popular still
46:16
Speaker 2: yeah but i think it's so fucking adorable i don't
46:18
Speaker 2: want to see the movie necessarily but it's so adorable.
46:21
Speaker 2: Like my niece, Bowie, she sings, Hey Bowie. Uh, she
46:26
Speaker 2: listens to the podcast.
46:26
Speaker 1: She's like, and how old is she?
46:29
Speaker 2: She's young still.
46:30
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:31
Speaker 2: But we don't listen. And she's like 10.
46:33
Speaker 1: See, I was thinking so, uh, like probably came out
46:36
Speaker 1: like eight years ago. Like, I mean, she, she was
46:38
Speaker 1: like prime time for frozen. Yeah.
46:40
Speaker 2: Yeah. She's so fricking cool. But, um, but yeah, she
46:43
Speaker 2: listens to the podcast. Oh, she like, I think I
46:45
Speaker 2: swear too much. Yeah. Um, and then she asked if
46:49
Speaker 2: I was famous. And I was like, not yet, kid,
46:52
Speaker 2: not yet. Two-time award-winning? Yes, yes. Andy, on the other hand,
46:56
Speaker 2: has so many awards. Where's your bikini one at?
46:59
Speaker 1: I took a picture with it. I think, I don't know.
47:03
Speaker 2: Oh, you just dropped it on the floor?
47:04
Speaker 1: No, it's either behind the TV or in the game room.
47:07
Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
47:08
Speaker 1: When I played D & D, I showed everybody my award.
47:10
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so cool. Okay, so I think ones that
47:15
Speaker 2: tug at the heartstring. Oh, okay. Like nothing too scary.
47:18
Speaker 1: Sure.
47:19
Speaker 2: But here's, I do have a, I think those are
47:21
Speaker 2: the best. And like, if there's like a kid, like
47:22
Speaker 2: in a traditional, like, like he's a pumpkin or whatever,
47:25
Speaker 2: like that's so fricking cool. I just want people to
47:28
Speaker 2: continue the tradition. Like this is our first year in
47:32
Speaker 2: our house and I'm like, we're, we're decorating a little bit,
47:35
Speaker 2: a little bit. We'll have music playing. We'll have, we
47:38
Speaker 2: have lights that go around our like spotlights and there's
47:40
Speaker 2: a Halloween setting.
47:41
Speaker 1: Nice.
47:42
Speaker 2: And we're prime location.
47:44
Speaker 1: So I was going to say your location is great.
47:46
Speaker 1: So the first year we were here, I think we
47:48
Speaker 1: got one. Last year, I think we got like four
47:50
Speaker 1: or five. But we've been just like both handfuls of
47:54
Speaker 1: kids because we're trying to get the word out. But yeah,
47:57
Speaker 1: I like when kids come and do the trick-or-treating because
47:59
Speaker 1: we decorate and I put the fog machine out and everything.
48:03
Speaker 2: We're having a get-together at my place if you want
48:06
Speaker 2: to come.
48:06
Speaker 1: On Halloween?
48:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to come.
48:08
Speaker 1: Oh, so we don't know yet. I was actually going
48:09
Speaker 1: to talk to you about that after this.
48:10
Speaker 2: So we are just kind of having drop-ins like– like
48:15
Speaker 2: just people come in, uh, the TV kind of faces
48:18
Speaker 2: the big window. So we'll have like scary movies on
48:21
Speaker 2: very casual, but, uh, finger foods that we can probably
48:24
Speaker 2: talk about it later, but finger foods, uh, that kind
48:27
Speaker 2: of thing. But we have to smoke in the back.
48:30
Speaker 1: Makes sense.
48:31
Speaker 2: Because only because, Oh yeah. Cause all the kids.
48:33
Speaker 1: Yeah.
48:34
Speaker 2: I was going to say that part. I get looking out.
48:37
Speaker 1: Okay.
48:37
Speaker 2: And then I want to do big, I'm doing big candy,
48:40
Speaker 2: non candies, like the witch's fingers or like, uh, um,
48:45
Speaker 2: ghosts figurine, like little tiny things. And then I'm going
48:48
Speaker 2: to do one that's like a joke. So like a
48:50
Speaker 2: bucket of hot dogs or something. I do want, I
48:52
Speaker 2: haven't seen that on the internet. So yeah, come over
48:55
Speaker 2: if you want. Like, I don't know what, I'll let
48:56
Speaker 2: you know what time we're going to, uh, start. Not
48:58
Speaker 2: you guys. You guys can come, too. Find me.
49:00
Speaker 1: Well, the Friday before, the Birds is playing in Salem.
49:03
Speaker 1: And I've never seen it.
49:04
Speaker 2: At Salem Cinema?
49:05
Speaker 1: No, at Elsinore.
49:08
Speaker 2: Oh, nice. I just got the Elsinore, like, 100-year thing.
49:13
Speaker 2: And I'm like, there's some good shows here.
49:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
49:15
Speaker 2: Okay, listener, let us know what you're going to dress
49:19
Speaker 2: up for for Halloween. Um, what else you got going
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Speaker 2: on before we wrap, wrap it up?
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Speaker 1: Um, nothing. Oh, actually I did want to bring up.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I have one public service announcement. Boom. So listener,
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Speaker 2: if you are doing trick or treating, like if you're
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Speaker 2: the one giving the candy at your home or whatever, um,
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Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if they look like they're 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 35,
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Speaker 2: give them candy for sure. Because like if they're kids
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Speaker 2: that are just goofing off and stuff, like they're out
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Speaker 2: trick or treating with it, which is a wholesome activity.
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Speaker 2: They could be doing a lot worse. Um, also to,
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Speaker 2: you don't know somebody's intellectual development. So that person might
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Speaker 2: be 35 or 40, but they might have the similarities
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Speaker 2: of like an eight year old, like mentality where they get,
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Speaker 2: And anyway, and even mainstream, like, people should get excited about, like,
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Speaker 2: the little things in life. But just give candy. Like,
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Speaker 2: don't give them a hard time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. A few years ago, I dressed up. I had
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Speaker 1: a big blow-up bear. And I was, like, a nine-foot-tall bear.
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Speaker 1: And I was, like, in my head. I was, like, ha-ha,
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Speaker 1: no one knows I'm an adult. So I went trick-or-treating.
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Speaker 1: It was fun.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. That's awesome. What could I dress up
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Speaker 2: as to, like, hide? It would have to be, like,
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Speaker 2: a body-covering thing, right?
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Speaker 1: Well, mine is, like.
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Speaker 1: It was like a nine foot... Anybody could be in
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Speaker 1: there and they would have no idea. Like Andre the Giant.
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Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but... That's so awesome. He
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Speaker 1: was like seven, six or something.
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Speaker 2: Think of all the candy we can get.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
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Speaker 2: If I shaved my beard, do you think people would.
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Speaker 1: Know I'm an adult? Probably. Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I mean... Yeah, like I.
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Speaker 1: They're not going to be like, hey, are you nine?
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Speaker 1: That's so.
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Speaker 2: oh my gosh listener have a safe Halloween and we'll
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Speaker 2: probably do some more episodes before then but leave us
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Speaker 2: on Instagram at Gus Gus underscore the dog to see
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Speaker 2: all the endeavors he's getting into with Special Olympics or
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Speaker 2: other causes that mean dear to him and until next
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Speaker 2: time I'm Jeff I'm.
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Speaker 1: Andy Moranis and we'll see you next Tuesday two people
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