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Starfield Sucks By Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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My name is Brett Keen and you're watching and listening to the
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Brett Keen show. I hope you're all having a
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wonderful day out there. I did make a video earlier today
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about some personal stuff, a lot of my people who are subscribed
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to me, I put up a voting system in my community section asking
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people what they'd like me to talk about and they said they
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wanted to hear some personal shit.
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So I've been kind of filling up my personal diary with that.
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But before I did all that, I've spent over probably 200 hours
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playing Starfield on the Xbox. I got to tell you, I was pretty
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pissed off whenever I realized that, even though I have a
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pretty souped up computer. Yeah, it's a little older than
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it's a few years old, but it should have been able to handle
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Starfield. Unfortunately, it wasn't because
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the game is not optimized like Todd Howard claimed.
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It's got a lot of issues with it and we're going to talk about
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that today. I'm going to talk about the pros
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and the cons and I'm going to probably end up mentioning.
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I've seen other people criticize the game, but there's a lot of
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things they didn't even bother mentioning that I noticed
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because I'm a big time Skyrim Fallout fan.
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So I've been playing Bethesda games all the way back since,
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you know, the shit was 3D and, you know, looking like fucking
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pixels on the screen. I've been playing even before
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Fallout 3, ladies and gentlemen, so I I kind of have expectations
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whenever I go to play this shit. But before we get into that, I
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got to let you all know that I'm doing a live show on Saturday,
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9:00 PM. The public link is out, the
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video is already up and scheduled on my front page.
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Just click notify and the link to get in is already in the live
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comment section. You just click on that and
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you'll be able to come in and if you're there when I get there
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then we'll talk. I will say this before we get on
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to this. If I sit there for longer than
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15 minutes and people don't come in to have a conversation, a lot
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of you said you wanted to talk to me and chat with me of kind
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of taking a break on live shows. If I get up there and 15 minutes
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goes by and somebody doesn't come in, I'm not going to go on
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rattling all by myself. If I want to do solo videos, I'm
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quite qualified and equipped to do that shit.
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I do them all over social media where I do videos alone.
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This is meant for your opportunity to actually chat
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with me or ask me questions or talk to me about shit.
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Not for me to just Bab alarm for 2 fucking hours by myself, just
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warning people I will shut the shit down.
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If I get bored, it's that easy. I get bored.
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If I'm not mentally stimulated, I'm done.
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OK, so I feel like Starfield removed.
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Bethesda removed a lot of features that they had in their
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prior games. Let's talk about combat.
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Combat sucks. It's the same shit over and over
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again, and it's the same copycat characters, spacers, and
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bullshit sent that to you, and none of it's different than any
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kind of way. They claim that it's going to be
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more exploration than Fallout in Skyrim.
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Well, not so much. You see, they made the mistake
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of when you're going to run around in something like Skyrim
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or Fallout, there isn't some kind of big pop up on the screen
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where it tells you, oh, there's some shit off in the distance.
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You know, go for it. No, you've got to kind of run
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for a little bit and then you see something and then you go
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explore it. But right off the bat in this
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game, it's telling you that from 500 yards away or 1000 yards
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away, you're going to run into a cave.
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How does my guy know that? I don't fucking know.
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How does he know that there's some kind of nature element off
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in the distance? I don't know.
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Maybe you can make an excuse for it and say he's got like some
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cool ass fucking watch with the scanner on it and the scanner
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just somehow knows the the difference between a cave and a
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fucking structure. I don't know.
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At no time do I feel like I did any kind of exploration in the
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game. And the reason why is because
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it's constantly telling me off in the distance what I'm going
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to run into. And every single time it's a
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consistent pattern. It's going to be a cave and it's
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going to either have dead miners on it or it's going to have dead
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creatures that were already walking around on the outside.
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We got entire planets and every fucking planet.
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Well, not every one of them. Some planets that have water and
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oxygen have less than six type of creatures on the planet.
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You're going to run into the same reptilian type of creature,
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the same beetle or bug like creature that's small and you're
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going to run into some kind of alpha creature.
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It's always the same and the creatures don't look that
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diverse. There's quite a few planets I
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went on where I was noticing that a lot of the creatures
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looked almost exactly like the ones I'd already seen before
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very few times and all of my looking around have I ran into
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anything new? Another sad thing is is
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according to the Starfield story, which I think is fucking
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weak and cheap, is that apparently all the animals on
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Earth died. So never expect an elephant,
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don't expect a dog or a cat or anything like that.
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Of course we'll have to wait for modders to come along and
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actually add like a cat or dog if they pop, if they can even do
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that shit. I don't know how that's going to
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work out. So you get our anywhere, you
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land after a bunch of loading screens, you know exactly what
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you're gonna be dealing with. There's no finding something
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new. And the reason why you don't
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feel like you're the first one there, or that you're exploring
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something new, is because every time you go to a planet, it
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always has the same bullshit, the same points of interest as
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what they call PO is. You're gonna eventually run into
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a base that was already made or and it reveals to you, it gives
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you the idea that somebody was already there.
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Some people already checked this place out, so you don't ever
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feel like you landed on something that no one's ever
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seen before, OK? And the vast expanse of the
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universe, Every fucking place. Even the moons that are dead
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have these little bases in this bullshit, and they always seem
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to be filled with fucking bad guys ready to kill your ass the
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moment you step close to them to go exploring.
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If you do decide that you want to look at any of these
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abandoned bases or deserted bases or whatever, it's always
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the same shit. Always the same Crimson pirates,
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always the same spacers, are the eclipto motherfuckers and shit
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every single fucking time. So I already know 1000 yards
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before I even get to my destination.
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I already have an idea of what the structure is going to look
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like. I already have an idea of what
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kind of fucking creatures I'm going to run into, because
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there's literally no fucking mammals in this game.
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There's only one thing I've seen that was different than the
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usual reptile. Some ugly looking, cartoony
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looking monster was a fucking bird on Jemison itself, or
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Jemison or whatever. It's called the same place where
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the big city is. So I don't feel like whenever I
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go out mining and killing creatures and shit like that, I
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don't feel like I'm. I'm seeing the same shit over
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and over. And I do like the way the
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weather, weather patterns look. I like the way the environment
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looks on some of these planets. I can tell there was some love
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put into that. Bethesda has always been really
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good at making pretty environments, but for some
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reason, whether you're playing Fallout 76 or Skyrim or any of
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their fucking games, they really fucked up whenever it comes to
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how many creatures they create and the fact that every fucking
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planet and moon always has the same well, not moon.
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The moons don't have shit on them except for those bases that
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I'm talking about. But the fact that you're going
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to know right off the bat, it even tells you there's going to
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be 6 fauna and then you know flora.
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So you know that there's only going to be six types of flowers
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on an entire fucking proximity of a planet and only 6 fucking
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creatures you're going to discover and they're all going
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to be reptilian. There's no hairy creatures,
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there's no monkeys. There's nothing that's like
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bouncing off the trees. And another thing that's really
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jarring is while you're running around trying to explore the
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ambient noise, the background sound, while you run into these
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nature areas where there's actually trees and weeds and
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grass and all that is, you can actually hear the sound of birds
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and animals, but they're not there.
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So the ambience gives you this delusion, this illusion, at
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least maybe that there's more happening than what there
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actually is. If you were to turn that sound
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off, there's literally fucking nothing that you're going to
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find. You're not going to find any
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birds chirping like what the ambience noise has.
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The sound effects are fake. So there's that so far and the
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only thing I know of is the only thing that's considered alien in
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the game are these non thinking reptilian creatures that you're
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constantly killing that are not very diverse at all.
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Are these weird balloon creatures that are flying in the
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air? There's it's bullshit.
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Like I said, the moment you land on the planet, they tell you
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this is how many creatures are going to be there that you need
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to find and scan, and this is how many fucking plants you're
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going to run into no matter what area of the planet that you're
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on. That's bullshit.
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And the point of interest? I already know what's going to
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happen if I find a civilian outpost.
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There's always going to be some cock sucker who tells me to go
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lay some machines down by some Hot Pockets in the ground or go,
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you know, get their friend that got mad, get him or her.
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And it's just the same bullshit over and over.
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It's just Radiant Quest. You know, one of the big reasons
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why people bitched and there were memes that came out about
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Fallout 4 was because of Preston Garvey telling you to constantly
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go do the same shit over and over again.
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Constantly. Oh, the settlement needs your
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help. Settlement needs your help.
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Well, that's what this is doing. This is pretty much the whole
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fucking game. Is Preston Garvey telling you to
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go do this? Go do that.
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And to make matters worse, let's talk a little bit about these
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cities and these towns. When I first went to Atlantis,
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my first game play through on this game going into the big
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city, I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck?
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Why are the all the citizens so fucking ugly for?
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You had to understand I came away from a game like Fallout 4
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and Skyrim and Skyrim characters were ugly as fuck, but modders
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came along and made them look prettier, right?
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They made them look more diverse and more nice where you didn't
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feel like you were running into the same fucking asshole over
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and over. And because of the diversity of
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mods and all that, you got to hear different voices.
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That's another lazy ass thing about Bethesda is that there's
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literally they claimed they had over 80 voices for that fucking
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game, but there wasn't. There was only like, it sounded
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like the same 10 fucking people repeating lines and saying shit.
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But Skyrim was actually interesting.
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You didn't. It didn't hold your hand.
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You know? You basically got told, look,
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you got to go up here and do something, but it didn't, like,
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spell it out. You just kind of explored and
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you didn't know what the fuck you were going to get yourself
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into. You felt like you were
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constantly doing something different or knew where they
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were going to run into something.
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Over the years, Bethesda's gotten a lot more lazy.
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I mean, they've gotten really, really fucking lazy.
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The game has so many missing features on it.
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I mean, what do you say? There's no aliens.
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It's just like the entire universe is populated by humans,
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but there's there's no, like, sentient humanoid aliens or
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Jabba the Hutt or, you know, Bubba Fett or whatever the fuck
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you call that. Nothing.
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There's no like, slime creatures that are able to talk or weird
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matrix like interstellar characters, anything.
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You go out exploring the universe and you find fucking
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nothing. And you're telling me that the
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only thing that they could come up with was a kind of a western
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city and then one that's filled with a bunch of corrupt Dick
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heads. And the quest are ridiculous.
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Even in the biggest city that they claim is the biggest city
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of all times, there's less than 10.
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The fucking quest. That's right.
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I counted them and I went in every fucking building there was
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and every load screen you can think of and it was 10 quests
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and they were all stupid fucking quests.
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Like the enhancement guy. He tells you, oh, I lost private
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information of my clients. Can you go find it?
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And then you walk into a restaurant and you it's sitting
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on a fucking table. Or there's two gay guys who were
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upset with each other and one stole the ring.
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Try to get the ring back from the one guy and bring it back to
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the UC or whatever the fuck they call themselves, the police or
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whatever. And did I mention, if I did not
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mention before, the citizens, the characters that are all
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walking around, They're fucking ugly.
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The only thing different that they did different from Fallout
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as well as Skyrim that I am happy about is now you'll notice
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that there are skinny people, there's fat people, there's
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fucking old people, and there's a lot of kids and most of their
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games. Like if you play Elder Scrolls
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Online, you'll notice there's no children.
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Apparently people don't have babies in that game.
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And of course Fallout 76 doesn't have any kids in it.
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Fallout 4 has kids and and Skyrim.
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They have these ugly fucking little bastards running around,
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but modders ended up making those kids actually look better.
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The reason why people give a shit about the kids thing is
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because it's a world where you're immersing yourself into.
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But everybody was the same age, of the same height and there was
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no diversity. So now they have fat people,
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skinny people. But I did notice that there was
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a lot of woke shit going on. I noticed almost everybody I ran
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into was either Latino or black or of a certain type of deal.
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And it seems like the white people in the game of the bad
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guys, It's kind of like what you see in a lot of these cancel
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culture movies and woke movies where it just seems like they're
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really, really trying hard to, I guess, go into that bullshit
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political statement or whatever. They even got pronouns at the
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very beginning of it, which is another thing I find funny.
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Did you know somebody made a mod that gives you the choice to be
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able to remove the pronoun option and the character
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creation and stupid ass Nexus mods?
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The people that run that shit ended up removing that mod and
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banning that person. Isn't that something?
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This is a modding website that allows people to download rape
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fucking mods, slavery mods, dismemberment mods, the ability
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to kill children right out in the fucking street, but they get
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offended by someone not wanting to have the pronouns.
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Really. I thought that these mods were
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meant to give people the option or choice to be able to not do
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something or participate in something, or if they want to
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participate in something. Yeah, that's really weird for
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me. So I'm not too happy about that
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shit. Yeah, so the cities, the Quest
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are weak. They're absolute shit.
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They're basically fetch quest. You know, I went into this area
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called The Well and there's this woman who basically apparently
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is too fucking incompetent to do her job and she's telling me
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that she needs me to go running around the entire fucking
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impoverished area to flip switches.
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That's the quest. And then there's one other quest
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where you have a guy follow you and you give him some soup and
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then leave him in his little homeless area.
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And yeah, and another one where you talk to a a girl in a
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restaurant and she says, oh, I it's I heard overheard some guys
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talking about wanting to rob something.
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So you go listen to them talk about it and then you just
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simply go back to her and then she sends you to the cops and
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they say, oh, we'll check that out.
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And that's the quest. Where's where's adept?
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I also, when I play a video game, I try to play a good guy
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and I like to choose only quests that involve me doing something
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positive. But the game won't let me be a
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good guy. It continues to fuck with me.
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There's a lot of us out there that have OCDOCD and some of us
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are what you referred to as completionist, where when we get
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a quest, we plan to commit to it.
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We we like to beat a game. Well, when you're walking around
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one of these cities, they bombard you the moment you get
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out of your fucking ship. I kid you not the moment you get
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out of your ship. Every time you walk past people,
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especially guards, they talk about something and you're not
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even in the conversation. And the next thing you know your
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your fucking mission board is filling up with all kinds of
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bullshit in the mission board they do.
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Just like they did in Fallout 4 in Skyrim, where they don't give
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you any idea what the fuck's going on.
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Because sometimes you don't hear exactly the entire thing that
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these assholes say to you before you're bombarded with the quest,
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so you'll hear blah blah blah blah blah.
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And then suddenly it says go talk to Jack Black or some shit.
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And you don't even know why you're supposed to go talk to
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them for because you didn't originally initiate it.
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So OK, here you go. Then they decided people told
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them about this. Bethesda claims that they listen
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to people. We have complained for years
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that Bethesda stating we don't want Forced Quest, We don't want
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that shit forced on us. We want to explore and if we
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happen to run into somebody looks interesting and they have
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a fucked quest for us, we'll go for it.
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But instead you got people running up to us, tell them us
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to do shit, and every time somebody fucking farts, we got
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to be a part of that scenario. It's not immersive.
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It totally cuts me out of my immersion.
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And I don't like going to 100 fucking missions, you know,
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scrolling and scrolling, trying to figure out which one I want
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to do. And I can't even tell where I'm
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supposed to go or what I'm supposed to fucking do.
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And then I do get to somebody and I'm talking to them.
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And even if I tell them no, I don't want to do that shit, it's
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like I'm forced into the scenario anyway.
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Or they say, well, if you, if you think about doing it later,
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here you go. And then you got another step
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forward in that bullshit space combat.
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There's not really any kind of strategy to it.
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I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
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There's no strategy either. You're going to get out there
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and you're going to have a lucky deal where you get to focus on
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the ships and then you just slam your buttons as much as you can
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to bring down the shield and kill a motherfucker.
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That's it. There's no strategy.
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There's no real dodging. I've learned how to use
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thrusters and all that, but normally if you just try backing
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up or moving away or dodging, you will still get hit by the
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weaponry no matter where the fuck you're standing.
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And another problem that people complained about with Bethesda
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is that the bad guys always seem to be.
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No matter how cracked out they were, no matter how shitty they
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were, they could hit you from 100 miles away.
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So now that everybody's using lasers in the game, imagine what
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that looks like. You got a guy that's 500 feet
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away and he's able to shoot your ass somehow from 500 fucking
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feet away. Are you kidding me?
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Even with little guns, big guns or just there's so much shit
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going on and they're so far away you can't even see where they're
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at. So you kind of got to just every
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time suicide mission at where you do a kamikaze, you just run
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towards them until they come into fucking view to hit them.
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Now I'm playing on the Xbox so it's given me as much distance
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as what the game will allow me, and I've tried using the scopes,
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but unfortunately a lot of the scopes in the games, if you try
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using them, especially when it's night time, you're not going to
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see. There's no way to be able to see
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the motherfuckers in the dark and the ships.
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So I snatched up a couple ships from bad guys.
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I am then told I have to register the ship and I'm
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practically paying all my fucking credits just to get the
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ship. And then when you try to sell it
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you are only making less than 2002 thousand credits on the
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ship. But you could get easily by
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running into one of those Pi. So that's there's nothing you
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can do there. I thought, oh man, that's what
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I'll do. I'll just take the bad guys ship
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and make a bunch of money off of it.
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But apparently the game keeps 90% of the fucking credits and
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only gives you, you know, your credits back along with only
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your profit margin is 2000 credits, which you could sell a
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couple guns and be able to get that much so that you can't go
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into business on that shit. Then the cargo.
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What a joke. My guy's ability is to lift at
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the most 160 pounds. Unless he's able to have a
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special booster on his fucking backpack, 160 pounds is all he
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can carry. And then on top of that, the
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ship, even though it's 100 times bigger than your guy, is only
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able to handle 360 or 400 unless you put all these fucking docks
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up. But you have to have all these
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points and ships in order for you to have more space to be
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able to carry shit. There's a lot of people out
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there that have been building storage rooms where they just,
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like, throw all their shit into it and then get back to it
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later. It's a fucking mess.
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I seen one guy had like a bunch of potatoes in this fucking
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storage thing. It's crazy.
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Then there's a dialogue. It's boring.
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I I used to and fall out in Skyrim.
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I used to love listening to what the NP CS had to say when I went
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up and dialogue with them. It was short and sweet.
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It was like my kid got kidnapped and I think that the people ran
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that way. And when you get a little
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fucking glowy thing that tells you where you got to go kind of
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deal or the direction you know and you go do that shit, right?
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Not in this, no, it's it's not like that whatsoever.
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It's it's fucking bullshit. They it it it actually hurts me
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to have to say this shit because I was one of those people that
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have been waiting for the last couple years.
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It broke my heart whenever they delayed it, and I'm thinking,
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why did it take 25 years for this?
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Another thing too is they claim this game is next generation,
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but there's nothing new or different about the game.
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It's the same bullshit over and over again.
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It's redundant. There's nothing new.
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Some of the NPCS that you talk to actually look a little bit
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better than some of the Fallout characters, but you have to
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understand too. The modders made Skyrim look
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beautiful and also made a lot of the NPCS and Fallout actually
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look attractive. And you would think after all
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these fucking years that Bethesda would have took a look
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at what modders were doing and say, oh, so this is what people
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want to see. This is people want this and
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this and this. I mean, they literally had over
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20 fucking years that they could have went through the Nexus or
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any of these websites or even the mods that are through their
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own server. Just go look at what people like
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and what they want. But instead they remove the
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shit, They remove the features. Wow.
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Yeah, the dialogue is just embarrassingly boring as fuck.
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And they also had this stupid locksmith game that you play.
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Oh God, I hate that they they already know that people were
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annoyed by all the other lock things that they had in their
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game, but now they make it even more stupid.
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Then they go and make this to where these NPCS, this rattle
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ARN and ARN ARN. They bragged about how there was
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so much more dialogue in the game, but it's not dialogue
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towards actually assisting or helping in a quest.
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It's just people babbling aren't incoherently.
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Is that really what you want? See, when I play a game, ladies
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and gentlemen, I don't want to be thrown into.
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I guess one of the reasons I like to fall out Vegas is I was
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a guy waking up off the table. I've been shot in the head.
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I don't have any memory of what the fuck's going on, and I'm
29:28
kind of starting like that, but this game starts you out where
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you're new to Argos. You're mining.
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Why am I mining for? Why am I even involved in this
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shit? And it's weird.
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Another thing too is a lot of the NPCS bitch and whine and
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complain, you know? It was annoying for me when I
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played Fallout 4 when they knew that I was going to be picking
29:55
shit up all the time in the game.
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So what do they do? They create companions that will
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bitch you at you whenever you pick up shit anytime you do
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something. Why are you picking up that junk
30:07
for? Why are you doing that for Yan?
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Yan. Yan.
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Yeah. You would think after two hours
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of me building guns and bullshit that the companions would go
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wow, that's really great. You did a fucking awesome thing.
30:18
Now I get why you picked up the duct tape and all that metal,
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but it's it's not aware like that.
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Well, Starfield, same way, except for these assholes
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complain even more. They've also got this thing too.
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Where? How do I put it?
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Besides the fucking complaining and the criticisms and shit like
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that, I notice a lot of How do I put this?
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With that coming off Egner, you can tell the game is really woke
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because most of the the leaders in the game are all women, and
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they're always women of color. That's the whole woke thing.
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I don't mind that, but they don't balance it out.
31:05
It's not even close. Every fucking person I ran into
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is always every leader or character seems to be that every
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single thing. Why?
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Why is it like that for? I don't know.
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So the exploration is fucked. It's flawed.
31:29
The quest or long winded dialogue that it could have
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been. Just look, we need this done and
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here's why and that's it. You go do your thing and no
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incoherent bullshit but no dialogues.
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Fucking sucks the dialogue game sucks.
31:47
The locksmith game sucks. Same fucking enemies,
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redundancy, all that bullshit sucks.
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Oh, I especially liked it too. Whenever I'd, I figured, OK, I
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want to step away from all that other bullshit and I'm going to
32:01
try Outpost because I used to like settlement building and
32:05
fall out. So I'm building my shit and
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within 5 minutes of me laying some shit down, I get these
32:13
fucking losers that start attacking and blow all my shit
32:16
up. I'm like really?
32:19
In 5 minutes, 5 minutes of me building, these assholes are
32:23
going to come. So I immediately realized that
32:26
if I start building outpost on other planets, these fucking
32:30
assholes is this. This is how it's going to go
32:32
down. I got to deal with this bullshit
32:34
over and over and over. Yeah, you see what I mean?
32:42
He's supposed to make the game fun, not telling me that 500
32:47
yards off in the distance is going to be a cave and all this
32:50
shit, and then have the same bullshit over and over.
32:55
The good news is, the pro of all this is that if the modders find
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some kind of redeeming value in this fucking game, that's when
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Bethesda gets around to actually allowing console users to use
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mods. The good news is the modders
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could do a lot with this game if given enough time.
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But Bethesda's already saying that it's not until next year
33:25
till they release mods, and I don't understand that either.
33:27
Because if they did this for 25 years, why don't they already
33:32
have a Creation Kit? Why is why are we waiting so
33:36
long to get it? They also told us that they were
33:40
going to make a eat button and all this other shit and a bunch
33:44
of people got all excited. Oh look, they updated the game.
33:49
They basically took the settings that we have on PC and made it
33:56
to where you can use the settings on Xbox.
33:58
That was the update. Now you can do FOV and some
34:01
other bull set. Who cares?
34:05
Nobody gives a fuck. That's the update.
34:08
That's what cost 2 gigabytes. That's why everybody had to sit
34:11
around for 30 minutes waiting. So I can have that not new
34:16
content, not any quality of life things, and definitely not the
34:21
eat button. And I'm thinking to myself, it's
34:24
been over a fucking month and they still haven't even put the
34:27
eat button into the fucking game.
34:30
Now if they can't do that within a month, ladies and gentlemen,
34:35
imagine what these DLCS and these next updates are supposed
34:39
to be. This kind of reminds me of what
34:42
I experienced with The Sims game, Ladies and gentlemen.
34:46
I played The Sims 2, Sims 1, Sims 3, and it just the game
34:52
progressed and got lots more features and I really felt like
34:55
I was playing fleshed out games with mods.
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And then Sims 4 came along and they took everything out of the
35:04
game. It was a fucking dead sucky
35:06
bullshit game. Amazing.
35:11
This was supposed to be. I really, really was hoping that
35:15
it was going to be like Fallout 4 and Skyrim, where I was
35:19
exploring and finding new shit. But it's nothing.
35:25
It's nothing. They didn't even bother to add
35:28
their own fucking books to the game.
35:31
I found the David Copperfield thing and and shit that's
35:35
already been written by people. And of course all the writing
35:38
isn't actually there, just a couple pages are a brief
35:42
synopsis of what shit is. Wow, absolutely horrible.
35:49
I had wanted to actually make like episode one to this of the
35:55
game, but I had a few friends tell me, they said, did you know
36:00
this is going to happen in the game?
36:02
Did you know this is going to happen?
36:04
There's some ignorant things that are supposed to happen to
36:06
your character later on in the game and you won't have a way to
36:10
be able to do anything about it, at least in the first universe
36:14
that you play of the game. That sucks.
36:21
And apparently at some point in time at the end of the game,
36:25
after you finish like the main story, which by the way sucked
36:28
some so far, you're supposed to be able to go on to another
36:33
universe, but apparently they're going to randomly throw you into
36:37
some shit. You don't get any choice.
36:40
It seems to me that if you're going to give up everything,
36:43
it'd be kind of nice to know Now that you're the star born, some
36:46
kind of interstellar fucking bad ass, you should get a little bit
36:51
of an idea what the fuck you're about to walk into or choose
36:57
what kind of universe you want to be in.
37:00
Something like that. What what?
37:02
What is this? And then there's one other
37:05
thing. One last thing, ladies and
37:07
gentlemen, the bitch about. So I got to my artifacts.
37:11
I got to where they told me to go find shit, OK?
37:16
It was the same deal over and over again.
37:18
Find the same temple. Then you get there and you got
37:21
to do this stupid fucking puzzle thing where you fly around and
37:25
the shit, if you don't get to it in time, it disappears.
37:28
And you got to do this back and forth, back and forth 50 fucking
37:32
times before this orb stops. And then you stand there and it
37:37
does this like Highlander animation where stars are flying
37:40
all over the place. And I don't know.
37:42
I'm just. I'm just really disappointing.
37:46
The best they could do for me is in a big city is get some bitch
37:50
some coffee, help some woman get ingredients for a fucking
37:54
alcohol, help some guy who misplaced this fucking stash,
38:00
help a woman flip some switches. Are you fucking kidding me?
38:04
That's my quest. That's that's what this
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supposedly the most biggest city but that's ever made.
38:11
That's the kind of shit I'm doing.
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I'm getting people coffee. Are you fucking kidding me?
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Am I being trolled?