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Things That Must Go for October 30th, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, my dear friends
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  of the program, things that you just can't stand anymore,
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  and you got to get it off your chest, as
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  it were. So you send these to us radio from
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  hell at x ninety six dot com. But must go
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  on the subject line. Then list your grievances and if
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  we read it on the air, it might make you
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  feel better and might even cure it might disappear from
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  your life. And I'll go first. I've got a couple
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  of my own today. First of all, interviewers who say,
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  right after almost every answer to a question they've asked,
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  could you tell me how many hours it took you
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  to do this? Sir well, I worked four hundred hours
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  last week on working on this project and I finally
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  brought it to fruition and I saved people money right now,
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  and they say it constantly. I just want the I
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  want the interviewee to say when the interviewers is right,
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  I want to say, I know it's right. I just
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  told you. And then also another thing that must go
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  is this headline from Script's News. Who is Tony Hinchcliffe,
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  the comedian who called Puerto Rico floating garbage. Hinchcliff set
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  during the Trump rally was roughly twelve minutes long and
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  included jokes about Latino, Palestinian, Jewish, and black people that
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  many have said are racist. They owe. What you need
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  to do is say that included racist jokes, yes, that
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  many have said are racists. And now we turn.
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  Speaker 3: To both sides of this into oblivion. That's what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: We turned to our listeners here who have fixated on
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  a list that I tried to present last week about
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  the list that I'd apparently done before, and one of
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  the things on that list had to do with pubic hair.
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  These are two separate ones. First one says what must go?
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  I'm upset and I need to tell everyone what right
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  now what needs to go. What needs to go is
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  wiry pubic hair. My pubic care is rough. It's really rough.
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  I wish there was a pubic hare softening oil that
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  you could recommend me. Until then, this must go. Say
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  my name, I don't care, but I need pubic softening
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  and it's from Derek. And then this one says what
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  else must go? Well, there's not a good way to
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  explain this, but at a Halloween party last weekend, somebody
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  commented that the hair on their fake hobbit feet looked
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  really like really horrible pubes. Without thinking, I immediately replied, oh,
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  you know what you should get. You should get some
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  Pubic Hare softening cream for that. Of course, someone in
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  the group said, what Pubic Care softening cream? I didn't
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  know that was a thing. How do you not know
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  about this? Listen, I'm in Washington, so nobody listens to
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  the radio. My fate was sealed. I should have said
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  I heard it from somebody on the radio, But that
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  sounds one hundred percent made up. Oh sure you did.
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  Who would talk like that on the radio? What kind
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  of strange radio shows do you listen to? There was
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  no way out, so I leaned into it. I said,
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  you don't want to know how I know? No, not
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  everyone thinks the quiet girl at the Halloween party has
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  really unruly pewes Carrie.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see this one from uh oh, yeah, his last
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  name is Hinchcliff. Things that must go having a nice,
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  obscure last name until some a home maga comedian comes
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  along and screws it up. At least I don't have
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  the pretentious e at the end make him go away.
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  This one from Tommy Milagro. Here a few things I
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  must go. First, off, phone etiquette when calling a business
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  or radio show. Things that must go. Calling from your
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  noisy car, you sound like you're on a jet airplane.
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  Also calling as you're boarding an airplane that's ready to
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  take off? What do you think that is a good
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  time to talk? And finally, thing that must go treating
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  politics like pro wrestling. Look as someone who actually writes
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  about pro wrestling for a semi living at slam Wrestling
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  Dot that I can say Republicans are no different than
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  a heel slash bad cutting a promo saying he is
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  more awesome as a champion because he knows better than
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  every fan and he is better than the face slash
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  good guy that is challenging him. In short, keep World
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  Politics for merging with the WWE advisive.
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  Speaker 2: Versa too late.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, it is way too late. This one from Timbo
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  The endless spam political text messages requesting a donation. I
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  get twenty to thirty spam text messages a day. Even
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  going in and blocking the contact does not prevent another
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  spam text from another number. Just be aware that these
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  text messages for political donations are mostly a scam. There's
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  nobody out there that's going to six times or twenty
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  times your donation. And finally this from Leanne people at
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  concerts who hold their phones way above their heads to
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  record the show. Dude, do it at high level you
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  consider it's Dill Watts, or don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see this from I won't read your name good morning.
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  My list of things that must go, I have two today.
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  One my eleven year old daughter's tween attitude. I don't
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  know how much more.
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  Speaker 3: I can take.
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  Speaker 1: And my husband's beard must go. This will always be
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  on my list because he loves it and doesn't want
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  to get rid of it. Maybe the magic of radio
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  will convince him. My rule is whoever kisses you gets
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  to say what your facial hair situation is.
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  Speaker 2: Your husband has quite the beard.
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  Speaker 3: Now I like it.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to come over give him a kiss.
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  Speaker 1: Us From Dan the driver, one thing that must go
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  is please do not pull out in front of big trucks,
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  especially when it's wet. It is hard for us to
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  stop quickly. Thank you very much. Let's see this from
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  Tony arguments about the Halloween costume as Julia Reagan PhD billboard.
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  Whether it's tacky or not, I've seen a bunch of Yes.
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  Speaker 2: It is, Tay.
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  Speaker 3: I heard it being discussed in our office. Oh really,
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  somebody planning on going, I think. And I wanted to
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  speak up and say, you know, explain the situation, don't
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  do that, but you know, I just thought that's I
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  don't care, just do it.
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  Speaker 1: And finally this from Tracy, old lady drippy nose must go.
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  It's a thing, is it. It's a thing. I keep
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  the little tissue stuffed in the oh and the cuff
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  of because their noses always dripping.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, old lady, do I have that? You might I
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  have it?
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  Speaker 1: You have old lady dripping.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Things that must go on the radio
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  Speaker 2: Show.