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COLD CUTS: Confronting The Pants Man · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 2: Queens of the Stone Age. There on the Radio hold
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  Speaker 2: Aki Big Show. This Monday afternoon, twenty five minutes past
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  Speaker 2: four o'clock, the final day of the Test match about
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  Speaker 2: to start. Fellas a bit tenuous for New Zealand, needing
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  Speaker 2: sixty eight with two wickets in hand.
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  Speaker 3: We'll keeping an eye on that for you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody good.
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  Speaker 5: Heaps of texts coming in for Maggot Monday, Big Maggot
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  Speaker 5: Monday to Chris Key, biggest maggot of them all. Kia
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  Speaker 5: kaha MOGGI love you fella.
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  Speaker 4: Oh thanks, Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, no easy on
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  Speaker 4: Moggi day.
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  Speaker 5: And also the director of Broken Wood's text three You're fired.
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  Speaker 3: That's never going to happen. Keezy, I carry that show.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas.
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  Speaker 5: Have you noticed maybe it's just me right. Whenever we
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  Speaker 5: go out for dinner, if we are purchasing food from
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  Speaker 5: a restaurant, cafe, or anything in today's social media era,
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  Speaker 5: we pretty much know what we're going to order, exactly
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  Speaker 5: what it's going to look like. Because you go to
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  Speaker 5: a restaurant, you look at the menu, and then my
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  Speaker 5: wife will get our Instagram and check their Instagram be like,
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  Speaker 5: oh that looks young, we should order that. You know
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  Speaker 5: what you're getting. People will recommend to certain foods, and
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  Speaker 5: the reviews all will ask for recommendations from the waiter
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  Speaker 5: and they'll say, this is our famish dish. We probably
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  Speaker 5: got a ninety nine percent hit record when it comes
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  Speaker 5: to ordering food. Are you guys similar or no?
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  Speaker 4: No, I do none of what you just to do.
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  Speaker 5: I used to not do any of them. Yes, and
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  Speaker 5: you just it's a mystery. I hope it's good.
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  Speaker 4: So what you get? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: And so for example, on our honeymoon we went to Europe.
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  Speaker 5: It was lovely and we honestly had a hit rate
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  Speaker 5: of ninety nine percent due to research and stuff, mostly
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  Speaker 5: on my wife's behalf.
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  Speaker 6: Friday night we went alive.
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  Speaker 5: Friday night, we went out for dinner and it was
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  Speaker 5: a situation where there was quite a big queue behind us.
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  Speaker 5: It was just a you know, Cheapeak's Friday, and we
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  Speaker 5: were looking at a menu and you had to order
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  Speaker 5: it at the counter right, And we were like, if
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  Speaker 5: we don't order now, we're going to have to go
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  Speaker 5: sit down, decide what we want join this queue, and
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  Speaker 5: my wife hated that. She's like, okay, okay, and this
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  Speaker 5: has quickly picked something something as well. It all came out.
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  Speaker 5: She instantly hated what she'd ordered, right, Yes, hated it,
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  Speaker 5: ate some of it, hated it, and then spent the
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  Speaker 5: rest of the meal disguising it to make it look
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  Speaker 5: like we've eaten enough of it to leave it behind
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  Speaker 5: and not be judged.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, you know, like hiding bits like oh, can you
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  Speaker 4: eat some of mine?
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  Speaker 5: And blah blah blah blahlah blah blah. Mine was delicious,
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  Speaker 5: and she was absolutely furious about it for the whole week.
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  Speaker 5: He says, Oh, just because she's wasted a good Friday
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  Speaker 5: night meal on something bad. Whereas I'm like most people,
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  Speaker 5: this happens all the time, right.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, Look, I think what's happened there, first and foremost,
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  Speaker 2: MOGI is that your wife doesn't like being put under
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  Speaker 2: pressure when it comes to ordering. I know that, and
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  Speaker 2: so she probably immediately regretted the decision she made, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and so when she got the food good, bad or different,
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  Speaker 2: she already had that in her mindset.
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  Speaker 3: This is just going to be terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Having said that, like her, if I get it.
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  Speaker 2: If I go up for dinner and I buy a
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  Speaker 2: meal and it's terrible, it really pisses me off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and me off. Or coffee or anything like that,
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  Speaker 3: I get grumpy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, coffee, I'm never happy with.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 7: I think she would have had high hopes, high dreams.
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  Speaker 7: But I guess you just got to suck it up,
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  Speaker 7: don't you. Really When you go out to a restaurant
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  Speaker 7: and sometimes you get at bad like for example, where
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  Speaker 7: we went on the weekend. I went for a birthday
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  Speaker 7: dinner over on Wahiki Island.
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  Speaker 4: It was like it's one of the.
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  Speaker 7: Best restaurants that they've got over there, sort of one
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  Speaker 7: of these flash joints kizer that you hate going to. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and it was not up to standard man for the
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  Speaker 7: price for the foot well not at all.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, I would say, at all. Yeah, they did it.
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  Speaker 4: You know, what do you call it?
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  Speaker 7: A course of course came out and it came out,
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  Speaker 7: you know, big table plates come out. I had carrots,
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  Speaker 7: broccoli and mushrooms on It's okay, sweet, so serve up
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  Speaker 7: some of those waiting for the waiting for the meat
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  Speaker 7: to turn out.
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  Speaker 3: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Nana, you eat that and then once you're finished eating
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  Speaker 7: the vegetables, then we'll bring the meat out.
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  Speaker 4: It was absolutely ridiculous and were you fhuman? Nah, just
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  Speaker 4: as you roll the dice.
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  Speaker 7: So like in that instance, like I will never go
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  Speaker 7: back there, yes, and I would never recommend it to anybody,
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  Speaker 7: and in fact, I recommend that people don't go there.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So the thing we're running is we always have
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  Speaker 5: a good hit rate because the first thing you do
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  Speaker 5: is check you know, Google Reviews, Trip Advising, whatever it
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  Speaker 5: might be, find out that it's got a high rating,
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  Speaker 5: and then look at the food that has highly rated
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  Speaker 5: their speciality, look at a photo of it, and then
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  Speaker 5: order it. And you know, but I think that's taking
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  Speaker 5: some of the fun out of ordering food at a restaurant. Yes, personally,
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  Speaker 5: but yeah, it sounds like a massive wound. If I
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  Speaker 5: had to get as bad enough at the moment, like
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  Speaker 5: with my wife and I she'll go and I'm just
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  Speaker 5: I'm just like, that'll do whatever it is she's having an.
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  Speaker 7: Hiring, then she'll order it. She'll order it and then
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  Speaker 7: she gives the gives the menu back to the weight
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  Speaker 7: staff if they go. And I'm just sitting there a
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  Speaker 7: stairing at my wife. How's it goin?
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  Speaker 4: She's like good, I'm like, you're thinking about changing it? Yes?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, she will go off and she will and
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  Speaker 7: it was so rare that her first choice will stick,
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  Speaker 7: especially if there's that pressure that you're talking about being
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  Speaker 7: applied to the order.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, am I the only one that's experiencing this? If
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  Speaker 5: anyone out there can relate it? All three four eight
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  Speaker 5: three texted on through. Let us know, you get yourself
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  Speaker 5: on the drawer from a fifty one night and day.
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  Speaker 2: But I just want to make a point. You know,
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  Speaker 2: if I hate my meal, I don't go on about it.
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  Speaker 2: Though I've never been one to complain. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 2: your wife did, because you know she was going to
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  Speaker 2: hide the fact that she hated it, and then she banged.
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  Speaker 3: On about it atle week and resentment and rage. What
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  Speaker 3: do you do, kesy very quickly?
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  Speaker 4: If it's bad? Yes, No, I don't complain. I just
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  Speaker 4: go this is shit. I'm never coming back here again.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah sure.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
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  Speaker 2: Kisey the Car's there on the radio. Hold Archy Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty one
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  Speaker 2: and we're heading into spring, heading into summer, and of
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  Speaker 2: course if that brings the great game of Cricket fields.
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  Speaker 5: The Hot Spring Spars T twenty Black Clash and association.
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  Speaker 4: With wolfbro Flowers. Wow, it's back.
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  Speaker 5: the South Island Hagley Oval down there Saturday the eighteenth
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  Speaker 5: see Team Cricket v Team Rugby. That's Dan Vittori, the
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  Speaker 5: captain of Team Cricket taking on Karen Reid, captain of
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  Speaker 5: teen Rugby. And of course Chris Gaale is officially playing
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  Speaker 5: in the Black Class for the first time.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and a lot of people have asked me
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  Speaker 2: over the years, actually, why does Mogi absolutely punish himself
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  Speaker 2: with these massive gym routines, the strict diets, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and really put himself through the proverbial wing of the movie.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, well, have you heard of the Black
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  Speaker 2: Clash because the Fellers have to jump in a sparpool
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  Speaker 2: in their budgie smugglers there, and old Moggi wants to
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  Speaker 2: look his best.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's right.
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  Speaker 7: I mean started out as a commentator, sure, but once
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  Speaker 7: the producers saw my rig, they were like, holy hecker, Yes,
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  Speaker 7: let's get this boy in a spar pool. You know
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  Speaker 7: on the side of the field there there'll be just
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  Speaker 7: the ticket to get something for the Mum'skeezy. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 7: dads as well. Here Actually, I've had a lot of
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  Speaker 7: dads come up to me and asked to touch my rig.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, just on that front. And full credit
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  Speaker 2: to Keezy too because he gets in there with with
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  Speaker 2: you and people are just as interested in seeing his been.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, it's all there's lots, there's lots to
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  Speaker 2: be looked at in terms of not just the cricket
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  Speaker 2: but the feelings and the spa there.
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  Speaker 5: So they look at Mike's amazing rig, yes, and my
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  Speaker 5: giant burnt meat petty nipples.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's pretty sweet. Do that again this year, hey,
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  Speaker 4: fellas you remember.
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  Speaker 6: Do you remember, like.
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  Speaker 5: Twenty minutes ago when Jace floated us our idea of
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  Speaker 5: having a tiny loaves Is it Jason's tiny loafs mini loaves,
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  Speaker 5: that's right. And it was bread loaves for people who
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  Speaker 5: maybe live alone and don't get through an entire loaf
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  Speaker 5: of bread. Smaller bread loaves so that you don't end
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  Speaker 5: up throwing away.
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  Speaker 4: Half of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, elderly couples and stuff like that, because in my
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  Speaker 2: house we throw out so much bread and I feel
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  Speaker 2: bad about it.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 5: And so of course someone's text through on three four
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  Speaker 5: eight three feet it to the duck, the one that
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  Speaker 5: does poos in your lounge once a week.
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  Speaker 3: So apparently it's very bad to feed duck's bread. I
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  Speaker 3: think they love it.
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  Speaker 2: And they've got that thing at Western Springs down there,
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  Speaker 2: where people have been checking in so much bread that
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  Speaker 2: it creates some sort of lurgi in the water.
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  Speaker 4: But that's right.
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  Speaker 7: If it's in your lounge, want in your lounge. If
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  Speaker 7: the duck's on your property, man, you can do whatever
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  Speaker 7: you want to it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Your lounge is got to be a lurgy as well,
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  Speaker 4: so who kids, you know, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Poos everywhere three four eight three one word genius, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently you used to be able to buy half size
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  Speaker 5: loaves in Australia, so they obviously.
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  Speaker 4: Stopped it for some reason.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, okay, Freezy Bread has.
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  Speaker 5: Come through about a million times. I'm in hoidy jad
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  Speaker 5: by them. Would you rather call them Hoidy Jay's mini chodes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I could, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a weird thing, you know, the more I
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  Speaker 2: think about it, I've visualized the loaves in my head
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  Speaker 2: and they're really cute, and the packaging is very bright
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  Speaker 2: and sort of happy, and I can just see old
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  Speaker 2: elderly couples, young people that are living alone going, oh
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  Speaker 2: that's me, that's a bit of me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit less price obviously than the main loaf,
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  Speaker 2: but not too much less less price, you know, a
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  Speaker 2: little bit less.
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  Speaker 7: Price, a little less cost for a little less price,
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  Speaker 7: for a little less bread.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly exactly there, Mogi and different types.
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  Speaker 3: You know, your old grains and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 5: You're really focusing on the elderly, like you really want
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  Speaker 5: to picture the elderly eating your tiny loafe.
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  Speaker 3: I often worry about the elderly.
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  Speaker 2: And if you ask my wife, what really pulls at
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  Speaker 2: my heart strings as seeing an old man then the
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  Speaker 2: supermarket wearing a jersey with his collar over the top.
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  Speaker 3: It just pulls on my heartstrings. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why yourself, Well, yeah, I guess so.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of name suggestions here.
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  Speaker 5: You've got Hoidy, Jay's toad Loaf or Hoggles or Hoggles
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  Speaker 5: hot Bread.
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  Speaker 4: I like chod Loaf, Jay's chad Loaf.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna what is it called when you put a
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  Speaker 5: not patent pending.
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  Speaker 3: Trademark trademarking? I'm going to write that right now.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, hey, coming up after five Fellers, a bit of
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  Speaker 5: a something that I've been toying with the possibility of
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  Speaker 5: getting canceled one of these days.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, I'm worried about it.
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  Speaker 5: Handening, it's probably gonna if anything, it'll be this show
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  Speaker 5: in a segment we just did earlier, And I just
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  Speaker 5: want to run through a few scenarios as to what
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  Speaker 5: I would do if that was the case, so that
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  Speaker 5: when it inevitably happens, you're.
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  Speaker 4: How to deal with that. Is it all good?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no worries, mate, Thanks Fowlers.
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 3: This this Wednesdy afternoon. Now, listen, a little while back.
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  Speaker 2: We were running a fishing competition where you could win
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  Speaker 2: a trip with the Big Show and we could go
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  Speaker 2: out there on the old hodaky golf and do a
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  Speaker 2: bit of fishing.
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  Speaker 3: Feels that's happening finally tomorrow morning. Are we excited? Are
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  Speaker 3: we fizzing?
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  Speaker 7: It's been a while, man, it's been in the works
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  Speaker 7: for a long long time. Yes, mostly you've been unavailable
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  Speaker 7: that We've had to keep shifting things around and around
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  Speaker 7: the around, which is a shade, especially since I love fishing.
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  Speaker 7: But the beauty of it is, you know now it's springs.
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  Speaker 7: So it was meant to happen in the middle of
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  Speaker 7: winter and.
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  Speaker 5: It's been canceled for weather reasons and obviously Hoidy joan availability.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: The great thing about it too, is the water is
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  Speaker 2: warming up, which means the fish are coming back in fels.
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  Speaker 4: Here come the fish.
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  Speaker 2: So we are going to be having some beautiful snapper
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  Speaker 2: guaranteed tomorrow night for Tea.
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  Speaker 5: So here's a question, because we're going out, a couple
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  Speaker 5: of winters are coming with us. I have been fishing
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  Speaker 5: on a boat in bloody years. We did at the
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  Speaker 5: beginning of the year, we went fishing on a boat,
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  Speaker 5: remember that, on the really big boat. I didn't join
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  Speaker 5: in because I'm not much of a fisherman.
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  Speaker 3: Sure well, you said it's a bit smelly and stinky.
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  Speaker 4: Weh, there's that also, I don't like fish, a big
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  Speaker 4: part of it. Part of it. If you could catch chicken,
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  Speaker 4: sure i'd get my ride.
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  Speaker 5: You would too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be keen. So
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  Speaker 5: what do I need to bring tomorrow because we're leaving
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  Speaker 5: at dawn.
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  Speaker 2: Well, look, I think the reality is it's all going
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  Speaker 2: to be provided. I'll bring some of my own gearsis
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  Speaker 2: for your keys, you know, sort of beginner rods that
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  Speaker 2: I've got a couple that I bought for my kids.
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  Speaker 4: Well you have to have a beginner rod. Can I
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  Speaker 4: have a full blown rod?
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  Speaker 2: No, because, as you say, you've never really been a
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  Speaker 2: fisherman and stuff. The only thing about them is they're
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  Speaker 2: pink because of four girls. But I've got little fisher
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  Speaker 2: rods and you can catch a little sprats off the
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  Speaker 2: side of the then I can use your sprats for
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  Speaker 2: live bait.
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  Speaker 5: Once I'm sort of mastered the small rod for.
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  Speaker 3: You, it's leave the big rods to the big boys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you're probably safer in your hands, totally, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Or there's plenty of that you can do.
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  Speaker 7: You can be like the dick end, you know, and
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  Speaker 7: you can sort of clean the toilet and the deck
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  Speaker 7: because I know that the captain is always keen to
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  Speaker 7: him as deck cleaned.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's always fish guts and stuff everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'd rather not.
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  Speaker 5: Go out fishing and spend the whole time cleaning the
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  Speaker 5: Kevin's deck, I'm sure you. I'd rather be using the
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  Speaker 5: big rods.
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  Speaker 2: Or my concern is and I don't want to make
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  Speaker 2: this about you, Keezy, because it's not because it's not alright,
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  Speaker 2: because two minutes forty seconds it kind of has been.
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  Speaker 3: But I know that you get quite woozy, do you
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  Speaker 3: know that?
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  Speaker 2: And you've got your swimmers here and that gets a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of balanced.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, So, and so I bought some sea sickness pills.
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  Speaker 4: For you, okay, yeah, yeah, just because you get a
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  Speaker 4: bit queasy. I do on the high seasy there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should check the weather marine forecast, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and also have two forms of communication.
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, and I'm sure they will because we're
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  Speaker 2: going out with professionals.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so like in terms of my outfit, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: do I have to have like a fishing well essentially it's.
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  Speaker 4: Formal, were is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, it's like when we went to the boxing
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  Speaker 7: the other week, Chase. Yes, it's at least it's got
• 14:23
  Speaker 7: to be a jacket and shirt. Tires optional, Okay, yeah yeah,
• 14:27
  Speaker 7: probably were.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Slacks. Yeah, a boat shoes because we're on a boat.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, definitely boat shoes. I can borrow some a pug sounds.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: I didn't.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize it was because I was going to
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: wear like a swany or something. It's rugged, warm clothes.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: It's always funny, you know, Mogi, when I'm down on
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: the pier there or the wharf and I see these
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: dudes turn up and swanees and stuff, trying to.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Act all cool and tough.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see through it, man, I see through it,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: especially when it's like a brand spanking new radio hodeck.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, okay, here we go.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Oh well, here we goes pulling another KINGI.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: Heaven forbid, I wear the staff uniform, which is a Swane. No,
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: while we're formal stuff. Anything else do you wanty snackies.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: Do I show bring some bait.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I think they'll they'll probably sort that Kesy Yeah, yeah,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: you're right, love okay, but snacks definitely all right.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: What are you thinking like? Cheese balls?
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cheese bullshure, little steam puddings for you excellent.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, things like that. And he's a dart Yeah, okay, you're.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Gonna have a dart with me when we're out in
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: the high.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Seas there, Keezy, No, we're too busy. Go to town
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: on the Captain's deck.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Kesey Crowded.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Hell's here on the radio Darchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: For those of you interested in the cricket Srilanka currently
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: twenty for one going on the attack helds.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Hey, moggie Jay, we've brought the Pantsman into the studio
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: with us. Joel Harrison, our social media manager, Joel.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: How are you going?
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Good?
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: Thanks thanks for having me on again.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: You enjoy fishing today, man, it was awesome.
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: It was good hanging out with you guys.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: It was good.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: I'm good to be on the water. Good times.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: It was great, beautiful out there.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Wasn't it beautiful man, beautiful tep wonding. Hey, let's just
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: wanted to pick your brains about something. So obviously the
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: photo of me right with the rag holding the fish,
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: and then you put as a joke that it was
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: my tender profile pick.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was having a fear.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Goody the way that cracked me out.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you said I was at
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Goat Island Marine Reserve.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we were just in the area, wouldn't we. No,
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: we weren't.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: We were We weren't actually at the marine reserve, but yeah,
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: we were just on the No, we weren't nowhere near it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: And then a few people fired up say why it's
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: kezy fishing at a marine reserve and took it literally.
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I thought that was really good as well. Jo,
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: you're doing a great job over there.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: The reason I wanted you to come in, I was
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: just wondering, like, obviously you've been away and now you've
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: come back, and then you're laying into me and Houghty
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: j a lot online. So you'll put a photo of
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: a guy in a wax museum with a giant nose
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: and you'll say, oh, like Hoidy Jay's a photo from
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: houghdy J back in the day or something.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Like I thought Joel was unbelievable.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: I'll give you that, yeah, yeah, so and then you'll
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: be like a funny photo of Oh he's Kezy doing
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: blah blah blah blah blah.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: What I want to know is why are you scared
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: of Mogi?
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: I put a photo up today of him wearing his
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: wife's glasses.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: No, that's just what he was doing.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: He's already making a follo of himself anyway, But like,
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: why is it always keezy or howdy j?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Are you scared of Mogi? Yeah? So you are scared
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: of Mogi?
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: So you know I do.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I've got to be honest with you when I when
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at stuff, because this stuff pops up all
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: the time, and I'll be walking along. I'll be at
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: my house and something will pop up, and if I go,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, ah, you, I know pants man has posted.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: And immediately I know pantsman has done it.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: You'll get a notification like radiohoduck he has tagged you
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: and something yes, and you'd be like, oh God, here
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: we go, and it'll be deeply insulting. And I just
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: want to know, are you going to start doing funny
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: posts about Mogi.
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: I just think it's like the stuff that Joel has
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: been doing unbelievable.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Thank you for having me back.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: Were really missed your while you're away, and the content
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: is so strong with you too, Like what's he really
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: going to say about me?
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: See?
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: This is what.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Also, I tell you what we can do. We can
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: write you a list for Mogi. I write you a
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: list of stuff you can focus on.
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: Just like there's a lot of the stuff that is
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: I posted that you sent in from from listens and
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: stuff as well.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: That's true, it's not really me.
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: Like there's a photo of you in Portugal jess fu Excel,
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: which is great.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Can I just make the point.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: I should point out it was me that.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: But can I make the point?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Can I make the point that you say it's not me,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: it's other people sending that stuff, and but it's you
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: who posts it pants man, that's a bit passion old
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Houldy in jail.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: But you're just firing off now.
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: To be fair, I should apologize to Keysy for posting
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: his proposal photos and casinos without without asking him. That
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: is I ship in my hand and say that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know that that was your actual proposal.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I wasn't asked and it wasn't a client
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: paid for campaign on our Instagram. That's the you know,
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: it's just like, oh cool, my wife's in there.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: That's that's great. She was cool that though, right.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was great with it. Yeah, she was stoked.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: She rang me in tears as soon as she saw it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: But basically, Joe, all I want to say is just,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: you know, have a go at Mogi. He's not that scary,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: He he might fire up a week bit, but you
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: got to spread the love even later.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: Sweet as I will. I will from now and so.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Have a month of it, the MOI month.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like photos, just boom boom boom, old Mogi someone
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: that she's just seen a great one of you and
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Jason might I might post that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Man for sure.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey