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CALL TO ACTION | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:60 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: I got a feeling.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: I got a feeling. That tonight's going to be a
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: good night. That tonight's going to be a good, good night. Hey,
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: go do the DJ.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: So when you tell them all the songs are pre-recorded
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: and you're just fucking about them. And the teacher will
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: be like this, huh? Hey, so it was crazy because yesterday,
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: me and Andres. I got a feeling. Hold on, watch out, bro.
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: Me and Andres, you were at Ambiente Cafe and you
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: were DJing. I was DJing. There was a super fan
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: next to us. D-Poet? That's the man. He was begging
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: to be on stage. So this is a conversation we
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: have to have. Yeah.
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: What is the time?
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is a great topic. What is
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: the span of.
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's say.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: Like, right now, you have a little boo thing, right? Yeah.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: You got a little boo thing. Let's just say we
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: weren't in a situation. We're just best friends, like, regular shit.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: What situation? What are you talking about? Like, situation where
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: we're in the pod. Like, this is your job now,
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: so you have to be here. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: But let's say this wasn't. Let's say we all have
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: different jobs, right?
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: And you and your boo....
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: You go MIA because your boo is just one of
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: those girls. I don't want you around your homies.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Bada bing, bada boom. Okay. The bada bing. Bada bing.
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: Nobody move. Nobody gets hurt. And then you go MIA
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: for two, three years.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Okay. And you come back, and now in those two,
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: three years, we doing it up like how me and
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: you are.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: You think we should receive you right away?
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck no. But, but, but, but.
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: What should be the limits? What should be the requirements?
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: What should be like, do we ease you back into transition?
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: Because Poet, our homie D Poet, who we just did
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: a podcast with, he's not really transitioning in. He's like,
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: I'm here. I don't give a fuck.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: He left three years ago. He left the group three
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: years ago. Yes. We would see him because, you know,
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: he's our barber. But he would say he would stop
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: kicking it with us because his girl, quote unquote, that
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: wasn't even the reason. He would... He would kick with
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: all his other friends. All his other groups, which is
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: his barber homies. His basketball homies. Essentially, not to sound
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: fucked up, but his square homies. Yeah. By square, I
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: don't mean your pussy. His lame ass homies. Yeah. Actually,
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: you know what? They are pussies. Yeah, they are.
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: The basketball players and shit like that. So, you think
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: now that he's back outside, the demon home.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the demon's home. Definitely did a three-year bid. Yeah,
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: three-year bid. How do you feel about his transition in there?
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Three-year bid, he turned himself in. I hope you know that.
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: For a crime that wasn't even necessary, you know? He
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: didn't need to leave the situation. Hold on, let me talk.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: He didn't need to leave the situation. He comes back
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: into the group. Bro's immediately on the podcast. That blows
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: my fucking mind. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Though
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: he is... I'm just one of the best friends. That's
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: the fucking boy. He deserves it, bro. Whatever. He's gone
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: through a lot. I'd still let him be, but.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: Andres, how do you think Poe can pay his dues?
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Before I have a response,
• 2:53
  Speaker 3: I do think there's a debate in the family. The family.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: I've been watching Sopranos all over again. The family.
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: This is the family. I don't know what our family
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: should be called. I feel maybe the homies family. I'm
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: right now. I'm the leader. I could pass it on.
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: I could get killed by another family. Sopranos, Sopranos, this
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  Speaker 3: is a Sopranos thing.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Father Chico's dog's a ghost family? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: now we're doing a lot of business with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I think people aren't happy with the decisions me
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: and you are making. by letting Poet just come in.
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  Speaker 3: Because I've been hearing a lot of crying from some
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: of our captains.
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  Speaker 1: You got to say a name. You got to say
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: a name. Give me one. Give me one. Beto. Beto.
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  Speaker 3: And Danner.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm going to be honest. For one of my,
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: what's it called? My concierge. Concierge. He hasn't been too
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: happy about the depot. Hey, boss, what about me? Huh? Wait, wait. Hey, wait.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: If you're Tony... Who the fuck am I?
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: You're Pauly.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: Pauly Warwick? No, no, no, no, actually, actually, no, no, no, no.
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: Actually, you're Chris.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: What's that joke? No, no, you're Chris. He says a
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: joke to somebody, and then he's like, hey, Tony, you
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: heard me? You heard what I said?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he said, oh, no, no. Oh, when he's like,
• 4:07
  Speaker 3: when he's like, when he's like. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, he's like. Hey, man, you remember
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: your first blowjob? Yeah.
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: Ha, what was his name?
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: And then he goes, hey, Tony, you heard what I said?
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: That's what his first blowjob was. That's what his name was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, and then you would be Chrissy. The drug addict?
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: And you have a lot of potential when you're focused. What?
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: Wait, don't you kill me? Yeah.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: Not if I kill you first, homie. No, but yeah.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: Because now I know.
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: So poet, so a lot of the captains.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Essentially, poet's the dude in the restaurant.
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: So a lot of the captains are not so happy
• 4:46
  Speaker 3: with poet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I'm not happy with him, too. You
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: can't just come back and. All of a sudden, you
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: at least got to take us out to dinner or something.
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: That's it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, actually, he did take me out to go see
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: a movie. Oh, no, but I paid him for my ticket.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know. What do you think, Andres?
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: Do you think you can just jump back in? You're
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: doing all the cool shit immediately? No, it's not that.
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: You're about to take him to Red Rocks, bro. No,
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: he's taking himself there. Yeah, he's taking himself. But how's
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: he getting in the venue? Well, I'm putting his name
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: on the map. So how's he getting inside the venue?
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: He's going himself? He knows De Oro. They're like, did
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: they group together? I grouped with him, not him, all right?
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: But let's be honest.
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: Poe was back in the day, he was the only
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: one that was down to travel and bus the missions.
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: Right on this?
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: I was there too.
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: I was broke. And then Poe was funding himself. Poe
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: would buy his own flight. Poe is the type of
• 5:39
  Speaker 3: fool like, I'll ask questions later. And we could be
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: going to the Catholic church to get touched. And after
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: we get touched, he'll be like, I don't know we're
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: doing that.
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: But I had fun. That's the bro. That's the bro
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: for life. So what I'm saying is, I do believe
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: though he has to pay some type of.
• 5:52
  Speaker 5: He.
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: Has to pay taxes. One carne asada at least. I'm poet.
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: No?
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: Few? Probably like a carne asada and a bender. Ooh,
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: give me a bender. Give me a bender. No, he's
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: saying both, you fucking crackhead. Give me two benders, please.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: A whole weekend. Whole weekend? With hoes. He might... With
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: hoes that he must supply. Because he do supply the hoes.
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: One thing about poet, he's a demon.
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: One thing about poet, he got hoes. I ain't going
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: to hoes you. So we do... Poet has hoes. But
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: what's another thing that we said? It's like... So he
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: did his time, right? I feel like he's stuck. He's
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: stuck on the time that he went in.
• 6:34
  Speaker 6: So I told him, I was like, you can't be
• 6:38
  Speaker 6: moving like that.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: We have way more to lose now. Oh, but you're
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: talking about when he grabs girls physically in the club?
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: And before, you fools don't know, before, he boy had
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: a thing called the hawk down. So if he seen
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: a bitch he wanted, this was it. This was, I
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: swear to you. And he looks fucking mentally retarded in
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: the face. So he would do this. Closer, closer. There
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: you go. The link is loose. But that could get
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: that fool arrested. That's rude.
• 7:10
  Speaker 3: But I do.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Poets are maniacs, fool.
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: Poets still. Okay, so Poets 25. Poets still things were
• 7:19
  Speaker 3: in 2022 when he was 21. So bitches are twerking
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: on him and he's turning on the lights and like, eh.
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: And then we're like, Poe, you're in a donut. Like,
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: it's cool to do that. You don't have to post
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: everything on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Like, Poe, exactly. I think that's what I'm saying.
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: Poe's still stuck in those times to where he's, like,
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: making all the bitches in the club, in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of the club, which.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: But that's a point. So now we're at a point,
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  Speaker 3: you feel me? She's got to be a little more fly.
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: Or even like around the bitches. He's like, hey, respect
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: the pad. Like, we bitches are grown bitches. We fucking gang.
• 7:48
  Speaker 3: You can't just be screaming respect the pad. I mean,
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: you can, but like, you finna fuck up the play. Like,
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: if a grown bitch. I was trying to fuck up
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  Speaker 3: the play.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: But if a grown bitch just trying to get dick
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: as in a grown bitch, she don't want to hear
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: some little fool talking about respect the pad or respect this.
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: Because he'll be like, little motherfucker, who are you? So
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: a boy just got to ease.
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: In a little bit.
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: For a child, ease is transitioning.
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: So I mean, I didn't put him too high. But
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: he does need to pay taxes. He talks too much, too.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: He does need to pay taxes. Sometimes he needs to
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: shut up. And he does need to pay taxes. Well, no,
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: you guys also treat.
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: Him like shit because you guys work here for me.
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: So you guys go like, oh, you don't have a
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: fucking say.
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: Shut up, bitch. No, no.
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Yes. That's a huge part of it, too. And a
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: lot of it is, too. You just came back. I
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: don't know who you are. Like, I don't know who
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: the fuck you think you are. And he steals jokes
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: and he tweets jokes. He left. He left. I was
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: a young man. Now I'm one of the cats. You
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Like, nigga, what? How do I
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: do this? Okay. You remember in Ted Lasso, when Tart left,
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: he came back and then Sam Obasanya, he's that nigga now?
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: That's me. He left when I wasn't that man. I'm
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: that man now. Now I don't know how I feel
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: about this. So I need a carne asada and two benders.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: I think Ethan is transitioning. He'll be all right, man. No,
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: he's a great guy. I love you, bro. Need a haircut, though. Yeah,
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: but you are a dick. I don't fuck that fool.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: He's so rude. He tries to talk shit to impress
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: his little gay friends, you know?
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: By the way, that fool got one. That fool just
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: be on it. He be on the hoes, though.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: He be on the hoes, bro.
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: And it's crazy because he's mad ugly.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: Ridiculous.
• 9:18
  Speaker 3: He must have a cold mouth.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: He got game. He got game. Sorry? He's nice. I'm nice.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: That shit doesn't work.
• 9:26
  Speaker 7: Yesterday when we were driving to the restaurant, he's like.
• 9:31
  Speaker 8: Very outspoken. Like, he makes conversation. Like, he's actually super, like, smart.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: What the fuck was he raising you up in my
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: bitch or nothing?
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: What's going on with you? That shit was working on you, bro?
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: It was working on you, Andrea?
• 9:43
  Speaker 8: No, I was like, what the fuck? Like, I thought
• 9:45
  Speaker 8: you were just saying.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? What do I feel
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: No, because you see Poe.
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: You see Poe.
• 9:56
  Speaker 8: He just looks dumb in the corner.
• 9:58
  Speaker 5: He just looks like he has nothing good to say,
• 10:00
  Speaker 5: but he actually does. He's talking about he used to
• 10:03
  Speaker 5: write poetry and all this shit.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: That's the top five gayest things you've said in your life.
• 10:11
  Speaker 8: He was saying a lot yesterday.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, give us some things that he was saying.
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: I heard, I heard.
• 10:16
  Speaker 5: He was saying that he took AP classes in high
• 10:19
  Speaker 5: school and he was really smart and he was applied
• 10:24
  Speaker 5: and all.
• 10:24
  Speaker 8: This other shit.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: All this shit went nowhere. He's a barber.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: He wrote poetry. Doesn't even do poetry no more. AP
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: whatever the fuck, he's a fucking barber.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: And by the way, you know.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: He's a good barber, but he's a barber.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: And for you to know, they say that when he
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: was saying the poem in school. They said that when
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: he did his poem. That DJ or other homie stood
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: up and was like, the poet. The poet.
• 10:49
  Speaker 8: Is that why they call him that?
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on. So I guess there was a certain thing.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: The talent show. The talent show. So he went up
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: in front of the talent show and he said his poem.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: And then I guess the crowd was silent and then
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: DJ and the crowd.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: Started to chat. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: They said that.
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: They said that the crowd.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: These both niggas are the gayest fools I've ever seen
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: in my life.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. They said the crowd felt it. At
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: the talent show, what Poe was talking about. And everybody clapped.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: And then the DJs in the front. And, you know,
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: because they were homosexuals. They weren't BTs. They were like
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: the nerdy square foos. That's when... Deep Poe. Deep Poe. Like,
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: you know how in Step Brothers, it was like, Brandon
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: has a mangina, but it was a positive one.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: And it was like, Deep Poe. And then the whole
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: crowd was like, Deep Poe. And then they went on
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: stage and picked him up.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Was one dude get him up there? And they said,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: that's why you got the name D-Poet. They named him
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: right there?
• 11:48
  Speaker 8: He was talking about that yesterday. He was talking about
• 11:50
  Speaker 8: why they call him Poet.
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: Did you guys ask?
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: No. You see the problem? He walks in the car,
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: so they call me Poet.
• 12:00
  Speaker 8: And he was like, no, I'm going to walk back
• 12:03
  Speaker 8: by myself. It's okay. And we're like, you're already here.
• 12:05
  Speaker 8: Just hop in the back. And then we drove back
• 12:08
  Speaker 8: because we thought you guys were still waiting for him.
• 12:09
  Speaker 8: And he's like, oh, they left me.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I was so confused. He passed by our car, went
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: to your guys' car. No, because I.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: Sent them because I thought they were going to go alone.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: We're going five minutes.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I just had them all.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: But also, what is Poe going to do if three
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: foos try to rob you?
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, hey, hey. He's a G. He's a player.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: Leave her alone.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: We had a great, it was a great weekend for us.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: How you feel? It was my first time hosting. Sold
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: out five shows. What is that? Good job? Yeah, good job. No, no, no.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I blanked out. Hosting is cool. I just didn't...
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: Like the first day, I was just running through it,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: kind of learning and everything. It was rough. It was rough.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: It wasn't rough. I didn't do bad. There's nothing.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: It was rough.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: Okay. It was rough.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. You're trying to tell me
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: something without me taking it personal, but it's not like
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: I'm taking it personal. I'm just telling you how I feel.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: I just don't think it was rough. It was rough,
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: and that's fine. It's your first time hosting. I just
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: don't think it was rough. But hey, opinions, you know?
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: Comedy's subjective anyways. You know what I'm saying?
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: You guys like that one? A little too loud with
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: the rapper, but it's okay. So the next day, I
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: felt way more comfortable. I just hated how I did
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: my little thing, and I walk off stage, and I
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: go to the green room, and I see this fucking
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: foreign dress go... That shit fucks with a person's head.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: You got what I'm saying? Because you can tell somebody, hey, bro,
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: you can do better in these certain aspects without going, fuck, bro.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Because I'm still going to have to go up in
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: like two minutes. Do you know how much that fucked
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: up my head? Do you know you're funnier than Andres?
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Much funnier. He is funny, though. He's like performative, but
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: he only does it for like awkward funny. He's a loser.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, you're funnier than Andres, right?
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: You're funnier than Andres?
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know, she's funny. When it's just me
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: and her, she be making some jokes. Okay. Jeez, by
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: the way, Andrea is not this.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm moving from the conversation.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: You're funnier than Andrea?
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Correct. Then why the fuck are you letting them get
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: to your head? Because he's done it longer. He's been
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: around the people longer. You get me? They both have.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: I'm very new to this, you know? So the fact
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: that he could have helped me, but he chose to
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: push me down... Bro, that really fucked with my head.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I literally just told you. And this was supposed to
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: be my manager. I told you get comfortable. You're literally
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: in my bio. I told you get comfortable with being
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: awkward on stage. You went like this. You went, no,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Oh, you're
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: talking about the time. I went to the back and
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: you went like this. No, that was him. It was yesterday. No,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: it wasn't yesterday. It was him. I told him. I
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, when he comes back, just be like. Oh,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: was that it? Yeah. Yeah, that fucked with me, bro.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: That fucked with me bad. Then I walked outside and
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I talked to Angel. Angel was like, bro, you got
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: this shit. Angel really. Shout out to homie Angel Hernandez.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: We're going to get you plus size clothing soon. Shout
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: out Narciso.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: I'm very comfortable with telling comics what to do when
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: sometimes they don't need to. So you just need to
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: enjoy yourself. So I'm a comic? Essentially, you're a host
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: and a comic at the same time.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Damn, but the old ass was going to start hitting
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: on me too? You know what I'm talking about? Like
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I didn't do comedy correctly and shit? Like how they
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: used to talk about you? Probably, yeah. But I think
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: you did a good job. But you still suck on stage.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: The way you perform is just... I'm bearable to see.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I think the words that were coming out of your
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: mouth were so funny.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: They were cool. They were a vibe. Because the whole
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: thing is supposed to.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Be up there performing crazy, but you were making them
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: feel comfortable, get ready for the next comics. You do
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: a great job with that. You're like a safe space
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: for people. Like, oh, man, the homies up there, it's cool.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: But you still perform like when you were a trash-ass rapper.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: So you grab the mic from here and then start
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: looking to the side.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Your body language.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Andres.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Essentially what you're saying. It's a body language. Tell him
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: that we don't tell him how to run. Oh, fuck.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: You said it's a body language. You probably don't even
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: know the word. That's why I said it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, essentially it's the body language. I was
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: getting there. I know. I'm just fucking with him. He's
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: a trip, bro. Hey, if you've been hanging out with
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: this fool too long, you got to come back with me. Who?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Hanging out with who?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Honestly, from now on, you're sleeping with me. No, no, no. Hey, oh,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: all right. We're going to talk about this. By the way,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: you're fucking. Okay. Anyways. What?
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: You need to like, because essentially you want to host now, right?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that okay with you guys? I don't know
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: what's your tour.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: You need to enjoy yourself up there. Don't, like, bro, like,
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: when it comes to, like, your, bro, essentially, you're setting
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: up my show.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: So I want you to do good.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: So when I'm saying, hey, Jakarta, do this.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I dislike how whenever you impersonate me, it could be anything.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: You always go. Like, I smack my mouth every time.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Fuck you, bro. You're honestly getting
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: me pissed off. I don't need this comedy shit. My
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: dad runs Zama. I think you did a good job.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Bro, the way you hold the mic, it's like seeing
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: you perform.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: In 2021 all over 2022. You grab the mic and
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: you go to the side like, Who you talking to
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: a lot, bitch?
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Look at the crowd.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. Because you look at any of your biggest shit.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: So when you look up, people really can't see you.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: The words coming out, they were hilarious, right?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Some of them were good. You bombed a couple of times,
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: but it happened.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I never bombed. No, literally you bombed. No, I didn't.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Every time I said something, people laughed. It's true. I
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: don't know what bombing is. Oh, God, Muslim, ha-ha, whatever.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: No.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I didn't bomb. Which day?
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Today.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: The first.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, the first day. Yeah, a little rough.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: So did he bomb?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I guess so. Is that what it is? I'm not
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: really a comedian, so go ahead. Does that bomb you?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: The first show on Saturday?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Eesh.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Really? I thought it was really nice. No. That's the
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: one where you walked in and he was like, eesh. Oh, yeah?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: It happened to the best of us, though, pops. I
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: didn't think it was bad. People laughed. The five minutes
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: were long shit, huh? Five minutes were so fucking long.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I was up there looking at the clock like, fucking 2.30,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: hurry up. Once it hit 230, I just made fun
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: of people for like 30 seconds. I was like, all right, man,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the fuck off here.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: And then you were just saying, well, you know when
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: you bring up Narciso, you have to say Narciso Gonzalez?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't know that.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: That's his full name.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I asked people, and they just said, oh, Narciso's next,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: or Monique's next. This is my first time hosting. If
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: you guys don't give me the information, I'm not supposed
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: to just figure out his last name, bro.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, so we gave information that you did not
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: share with us.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I do remember, yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: I told you multiple times, I said, mention the phone stuff.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: Because the first.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Time you did it, it worked. First time I did it,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: it really worked out. And people were respectful.
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: They were not taking pictures.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: Every other time I told you, you didn't do it.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: Because you're rushing.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: You're rushing up there.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: And you literally have a run of show. I didn't rush.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to rush. Sorry. Jakarta's the only comic
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I know. He'll come back. The comic's 20 minutes. And
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: he'll be like, he'll take off his shoes, just put
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: his feet up.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I'm like, fool, you got to go up in two minutes.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So what do you think? At some point,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Jakarta was running. I think, I'm going to say at
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: some point he.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Was running out. I think.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: You think I should just do the whole thing or
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: should I just do it? Six out of ten. Six
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: out of ten? That's a D.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Six out of ten?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: That's not bad. That's fucking horrible. No, that's not bad, bro.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: That's not bad. Six out of ten is bad. I
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: wouldn't eat at a restaurant if it's six out of ten.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: What's a six out of ten restaurant you eat at?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Bitch, I've seen you eat six out of ten.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm asking you.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: For you fucked tools.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you, what restaurant have you been to you
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: could rate it a six out of ten? It's a couple. Okay,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: name one.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay. Six out of ten.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Ten. Okay, seven out of ten.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I'll give you a C.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Perfect, I'm cool. There you go. It's much better. God.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Six out of ten isn't bad. That's horrible.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: My first comedy show ever were fucking Fs and Ds, bitch.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Same time as you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not you, bro. I'm trying to be better than you.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: You should want me to be better than you.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't looking like that for the first show.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: Constructive criticism.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm taking it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Also, he gets on stage and you two come bombard
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: his ears.
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: I did not tell him anything.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: It's going to fuck with him. She did it. She
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: did it. It was him, the one with the glasses.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Get on him. Tell him something. Glasses on glasses. Crime.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I got to stay out of that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Nah, bro.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I just think. I just think.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I was giving you little pointers and you were like, oh, like,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? I was telling you, stay on stage
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: because you never wanted to be on stage. What are
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: you shaking your head for, Andrea? Oh.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: Because it's not what you say, it's how you say it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: I didn't have to tell you. Oh, do this and that.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: I was like, more energy, more energy, more energy.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And I thought it gave more energy.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: Because I know that you're the type of person that
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: if I come and tell you something negative, you're going
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: to put it in your head and that's what you're
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: going to project on stage.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: It's not a good time to tell you. Yeah, also
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: you're a 27-year-old projecting your feelings. You're fucking homosexual.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Everyone projects their feelings. I'm just joking. I know you're
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: just joking, but everyone projects their feelings when they talk.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: How else would you be able to project your feelings?
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: That's just how everyone is.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I was joking.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, you can joke. I care about his fucking faggot feelings.
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: No, I'm not saying care about his feelings. I'm just
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: saying if you already know how he is.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, I do what you're saying. Yeah, you should have
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: done that. If we weren't a football team, you can't
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: scream at him.
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: Right, because he's going to fuck up the whole game.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: The whole place fucked up.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Hey, shut the fuck up right now, bro.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Now you're fucking pissing me off. By the way, when
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: it's just me and her, we have the best time ever.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: You two come along, and it's always, I don't know,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what happened.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, this is going to
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: be our first week you went out on a jet,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and I'm excited. Where?
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: She won't be in Pittsburgh with us because it's her
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: daughter's birthday. Bro, what the fuck?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You serious? Where the fuck have you been?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: We had this conversation like two months.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, because your daughter's birthday?
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: G30, G30. I don't know. But I'm excited to go
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: to Pittsburgh. That's where the Steelers play, right? Yeah. It's
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: like Pittsburgh, California. We're coming. We on the way. That's
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: what Andrea talked to me. Remember? Remember? And Joe was like,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: it's a 20-hour drive. 24 hours.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, Andrea, where do you think we're going?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: She's like, Pittsburgh.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, Andrea, why the fuck would I drive
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to Reno? She's like, ha, I didn't
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: think about that. Ha.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe she's like, ha. Hey, because we're wild people, huh, Andres?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I have a long-ass weekend this weekend.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: What are you doing this weekend, bro? Actually, do you
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: want to come with me? To where? You got money now.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: To where?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Come to Austin with me.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, for what? I'm DJing with DeOro. You want
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: me to buy my own ticket?
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hmm.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Andres, you want to go? What's the deal? Before we
• 22:43
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  Speaker 1: the ones that we're going to use? Hey, what's the deal?
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• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Jakarta used to think Puerto Rico was one of the states.
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  Speaker 1: would you go to Austin? I leave to Austin Friday morning. Okay,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: when do we leave? I don't scream at you guys.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I pick you guys up at the Bay. No, no, no,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I'm getting picked up in the Bay. So I can
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: just meet you guys in Pittsburgh. Yeah, but if we don't,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, we would drive to Pittsburgh? Yes. And when
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: would we leave? What the fuck? When would we leave?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: What the fuck was that? Five in the morning on Saturday. Okay, cool. Okay, cool.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Which is an eight-hour drive.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, a wild drive. It'd be the Sprinter?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: No.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, his Benzo? No. Whose car? Honda. Your Honda?
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: That would just be me and you?
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: No.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: And H. Me and you. I'm sorry.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Humby.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, Humby?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Us three?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Bro. You don't know the stuff that we going to
• 25:39
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• 25:40
  Speaker 3: But if you go with me to Austin, we fly
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: out Friday morning, and then we fly from Austin to
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: San Francisco Saturday morning.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Why are we flying Austin to San Francisco? Oh, my God.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: You're so far. Oh, to go to Pittsburgh.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And you guys sit in these comments and feel bad
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: for this idiot, but he literally sits there in the meetings.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: And this is what he... Not only that, you're giving
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: them the whole breakdown right now, and he's not listening.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: It's like it's going through one year... Oh, you think
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I'm disassociating myself? Yeah. You're like zoned out. No, these
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: two people are fucking retarded, okay? Let me remind you both.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: You can't even hold up the conversation he's giving you
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: right now. Let me remind you both. I'm the boss.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And I am holding up the conversation. I've been holding
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: up the conversation for 50 episodes, bitch. So shut the
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: fuck up. So shut the fuck up. 60. Okay then. Well,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I've been doing it for 50. The last 10, I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: don't know what happened. But yeah, I think I'd rather
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: just drive with them. Probably bonding moments too. And then
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I could probably stop and get gas station chicken at
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: every single spot we stop at. You're not stopping. Probably,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: fuck it, I might be down to go with you
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: to Austin. Fuck that shit.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: And then from Pittsburgh, that night, we go to Reno.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Cool.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: And then I DJ in Reno, and then we have
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: an eight-hour drive from Reno to LA.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Subhanallah, that's tough. Or me and you catch a flight.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Catch a flight from- Oh, what about this?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: What about this? You're right.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Humberto just joined the team. This is his loyalty proof. Me, you,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: and Andres catch a flight.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Me and you. Humberto drives alone back to Reno. Me
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: and you. We can't leave that fool alone. The fuck
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: is fucked up? What the fuck? Not fucked up. He
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: almost died.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: He thinks he wants to be alone sometimes.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Nah, that's fucked up. If anything, how about this? Me
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: and you, you catch a flight. This fool can just
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: run over there to fucking Reno if he wanted to.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: He can't queue the fucking marathon and shit. And then
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I'll just go with Humvee. We'll drive. Well tried, man.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: We'll drive. We'll drive. No, no, no.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Actually, no.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: No, the Honda you could drive.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: You could drive straight on with the freeway just straight.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm not fucking retarded, guys. I know how to drive. Okay,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: so then you're driving two hours from Reno to LA.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: You have to. There's no way, dick.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: No, probably not, bro. Real shit, like I'm not comfortable.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know who the fuck you think you
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: are ordering me around. That's not cool. Yeah, you guys
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: are all driving. You know I can't drive. If you
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: guys really need me to drive two hours from somewhere, bro,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I just won't fucking go. It's that easy, bro. But
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you're not going to be ordering me around like I'm
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: a bitch. You're crazy as fuck. You don't need to
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: talk to me like that, though. You know what you did, bro.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You're trying to order me like I'm a hoe. Like,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not no hoe, bro. You don't need to do that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Why did the thought of you driving for two hours
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: get you amped up like that?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. It wasn't that. That was when you
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: talked to me, bro. No, it wasn't that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: That's what it was.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: You know what it was. What are you going to drive? Oh!
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Room, room.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I'm in my car. Room, room. You think that just
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: scares me? Like I got scared?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: That was just 45 minutes. Fuck it. I'm telling you, duration-wise,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I can do it. Distance-wise, I don't know how far
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: we'll go. Two hours. You know what I'm saying? I'm
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: probably going slow. I'm probably going slow as hell, bro.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I don't trust myself going 70. I'm so dead ass.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: And you fools can laugh, but this is like a real, like,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't care. It's just this tough. Dick,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: just drive back. Two hours. I'd rather just not go
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: if it's like I have to fly.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: You have to go, so then how are you going
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: to get back to it?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I'll fucking fly everywhere if it's needed, bro. If you
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: guys really need me like that, if you guys are
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: going to afford it, if you guys are like, oh,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: he can't go in the car unless he drives, I'll
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: just fly. I have to go, right? It's a must.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Then I'll just fly. But then you're losing out on money.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It's okay. I'll lose out on money, bro. I'm already
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: losing money every fucking day dealing with you fucks. Yeah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I am. The fact that you don't want to drive
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: like two hours just blows my mind.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Take two hours.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: How are we asking from you? I just told you no.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I hope we don't have to keep going back and
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: forth with this. I told you no, and I'm not comfortable.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just genuinely— No, hold on. Let me tell you.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: And the only reason I'm driving back from Reno was
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: because there's no flight, right, Andrea?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: So, pops, you're telling me you'll wait.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Until the next morning for you not to drive two hours?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Probably, yeah. Are you asking me genuinely? I'm asking you genuinely. Yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I'm being real. I don't want to drive two hours, bro.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I can't even drive an hour, bro. Like, I don't
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: know why would you want me to drive two. That
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: makes no sense. Okay, so are you down to drive one? Yeah, sure, bro.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: If you're going to pay, I guess I'll drive an hour, bro. Okay,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: that's how we're asking. Bro, actually, I'll drive the whole
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: eight hours if you guys want, bro. We'll just do
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: that shit. Might as well, bro. It's not a problem
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: to me, bro. After I fucking express myself, how I
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: feel and shit, you just think it's a joke. I mean,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: that's just- No, no, no. It's not that I think
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: it's a joke. This is what I generally think.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: I generally think that you're the boss, right?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know how the fuck we always come back
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: to this stupid fucking conversation. No, no, no.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying if you see that Andres and Humberto
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: are about to bust their asses- Yeah, no, I understand.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: For you to be comfortable, right?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Eight hours.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Eight hours.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Okay. Hey, Papa, I'm going to cheer if I got
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: two hours on me. Well, I don't have two hours
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: on me. That's the thing. I'm not going to lie
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: and tell them I have two hours. Nigga, I don't.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: He doesn't stay awake under the car. Like, bro, am
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I going to put us all in danger, my nigga? Like, no,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I can't. Don't do it. These niggas have been driving
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: their whole lives. Nigga, and I'm not even trying to
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: be a dick. Isn't this kind of their fucking job
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: to do this shit? Or no? If it's not, then
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I know it's definitely not mine. Nigga, I don't even
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: have a license. But what if I pay you? Nigga,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I don't need you to pay me. I don't want
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the money. I'm good. Here, keep the money, nigga. Do
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you want me to pay you so I don't drive?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Like, you get me? Like, what the fuck?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is you laughing so hard for, bro?
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I've never seen you get so armed up because we
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: threatened you with a little driving. Now I know how
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: to get you going.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's not threatening me because I promise you I
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: just won't fucking drive. You get another bump, you're going
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: to drive. If I did bumps, I would have just
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: stayed awake fucking tweaking. Actually, the first time I drove
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: on the freeway, I was on you.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, so maybe we need to get your gate out.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: You won't give me shit, bro. I'm not doing anything.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I just don't appreciate you ordering me around, especially on camera. Like,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a hoe. Like, that's some crazy shit.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I was just fucking with your dick.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you were fucking with me, though,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: because I kind of think you were being serious.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: I like how you think if I was that serious,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: don't you think the whole.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Year I would have had you somehow drive? Yeah, probably. But,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, you don't have to, like, you don't
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: have to pop it right now is what I'm saying.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: It's not all you said. Don't look at them, because
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: they're doing that shit, too. You know what I'm saying?
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: All I want to do is drive for two hours
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: because we're having a hard time. And I told you
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just not comfortable with it. Jesus, fuck me. Hey,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: don't pull this up. That's my address, dickhead. Dick, I
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: do editing. How is this going to be on the camera? No,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I'm saying my... Yeah, no, I'm not putting... How is this.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: You know who we're shooting on?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Wait, why are you screaming? What's up with this fool?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: You get what I'm saying, right? Are you fucking dumb, bro?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Why would this fool post this at your address? No, no, no,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: not only that. You think this... What's on the TV
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: goes straight onto the camera? No, no, no. I know
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: you don't because you edited it. I'm just saying, but
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: if you're showing the duration of everything. No, I'm not
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: pulling this up. I'm not pulling this up. So what'd
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: you pull it up for? Oh, to show him. So
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: he can see how much we're going to be driving
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that weekend. I really do appreciate you guys, though. Thank
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you guys so much.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Appreciate us for what?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: You're going to drive two hours.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: I'm joking.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I don't care if you're joking or not. Hey, fool.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Chill the fuck out. Stupid pussy punk bitch.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: That's cool, bro. Hey, I'm a big cusser guy. Bad words.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I'm cool.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I'm cool. You know a lot of children watch our podcast? Yeah? Yeah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: So why do you make PDFs?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I think we had, we had 30 minutes, 30 minutes.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I could definitely 100% do 30 minutes. Okay. What about this?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Meet me in the middle, please. And just do one hour.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: All I'm asking is for one hour. One, one hour. Okay.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: One hour.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: That was one hour.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: We could stop at three gas station chicken spots.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: If I'm driving, I decide on the stop.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: A hundred percent. Okay. I can do one hour. I
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: want to let you. You stop three times in one
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: fucking hour. I will suck the shit out of you.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: By the way, you work for a such a bitch. No, no. Fuck.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Hold on. I can do an hour. Can
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: we break it up into two? 30 minutes, 30 minutes. No.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Do an hour.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Straight.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: An hour straight.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Fucking think about the purse. The minute you're done with
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: that hour, you can stop by the nearest chicken spot, Subway,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: whatever the fuck you want.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Why do you guys... Okay, by the way, you guys
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: don't need to... I don't have, like, a food addiction
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: or nothing. Do you guys think so? You don't think so?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I tend to eat a lot, a little bit. Like,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of times, I eat... Okay, yeah. Is it
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a problem, for real? Do you think so? I think.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Do you think I have more of a drug problem,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: drinking problem, or eating problem? You're a three-for-one special. I
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: think that, I think that, so this is a person
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: you're driving. We could listen to. For an hour straight.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I love you more than my life. Okay, yeah, fuck it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Just one hour. Yeah, fuck it, I'm done. There we go.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: There we go. One hour, Jakarta will be driving. So
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: we're all going to die in one hour, guys. No promises, no.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I think you'll be fine. Speed-wise, I don't even know. Like,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: if you guys just get uncomfortable or something.
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: 65, 70.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's really fast for you? Yeah, I
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: think so.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: How much do I run? 10 miles per hour? When's
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the last time you drove? The other day. For real?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Two days ago. With your bitty? Yeah. Drove her whip.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Whoa, wait, whoa, whoa.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: So you drive with your bitch, but not with us? Yeah,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't fucking sucking my dick. I ain't mad at it, pop.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: And I have a different, like, type of affection for
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: this girl. You get what I'm saying?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: But how does she get you going? Sucking your dick?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: No, not even. It's nothing to do with that. She
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: was just like, hey, do you want to drive or something?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah. That's all it took, bitch? All
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: it took. All it took for her to dump? Bro,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: if she asked me, bro, drive two hours? Two hours
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: were done. Bro, I drove like four blocks. I drove
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: from like the, you know, the Swingers Diner on 3rd?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: was like on Beverly or 3rd. I drove there to
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: like the Grove. It wasn't like crazy. But how did
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: she convince you to drive? Was she giving you a
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: wanker under the table? Bro, it was nothing sexual, bro.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: She was just like, do you want to drive? Essentially,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: it was prostitution. None of it was sexual. It was
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: just like, do you want to drive? I was like, yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: fuck it. I wanted a C2 if I could still
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: whip it. What type of whip was it? I don't
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: want to say the whip. It's like a smaller car.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: It's actually not that small. Because I told this one.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to expose nothing, that's why.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Well, if ain't nobody looking for her, nigga, she got out.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: It's just not even like that. That's not it.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, no way. She drives a Fiat? Yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, not that one. Yeah, I think it's
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: that one. It's either... You were driving a Fiat, you
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: punk bitch. It's either that or it's the other one.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: What's the other one called? Bro, inside is very spacious, though. No,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: not that. It's over. It's over. But yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: I feel like on the Honda Smart.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: It's definitely one of those brands for sure.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: She had one of those cars?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: The biggest hoes have one of those cars.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, your girl probably drives that car because she's a
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: fucking hoe too. Don't talk about my.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Bitch, bro.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Watch your fucking mouth, bro. I'm talking about my bitch, bro.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Don't be doing shit like that. Don't be doing it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: But don't do that.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Don't do that. Don't do that.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Don't do that, bro. I
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: expressed to you how many times I don't like you
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: talking about it. Don't do that. Respect me, bro. Respect
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: me or I'm going to disrespect you.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Wait, so you drove this car?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that exact one, the blue one.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: It wasn't for like a long time. We just watched
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: a movie. And I drove to the thing. You're really
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: bonding with this girl, huh? How she gets hit by
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: a fucking bus? I hope your girl gets hit by
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: a fucking bus.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I hope your girl gets hit by a bus and
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: then the bus doesn't realize it and backs up.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Why would the bus stop? If the bus didn't realize
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: it hit somebody, why would it stop? You stupid bitch. Right?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yes or no? Why would the bus stop if it's going?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: It hit her.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: It hit her.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: They want to go check because she ended up in
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: the bottom of the bus. But you're just doing too much, bro.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Don't talk about it. So what? What you going to
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: do about it? Fuck your bitch. Fuck your bitch. All right, cool.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I'll try to today. But no, I mean, you know. Oh,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I thought you touched my dick, but it was the wire. Sorry.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Yeah, I don't know. There's a lot
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: of stuff.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: And she's really mean to me.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: But she's not really mean to you. You talked to
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: her yesterday, I think.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: And by the way, she was out with her friends
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: and didn't invite you.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Oh. I'd be out with my friends if I didn't
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: invite her. She was getting fucked last night. Your girl
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: was getting fucked at the bar, pop. Your bitch was
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: getting fucked at the bar. She was not. She was
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: with us.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, your bitch was getting fucked.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I don't like how you do this for the grandma, nigga.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: You being a weird bitch. She didn't even tell you
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: what bar she was going to.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, she didn't tell you what bar she was going to.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: It's not even like that. Hey, bro, she gave me
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: her location. Oh, she didn't want you to bump out, boy.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Your girl was getting fucked at.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: The bar that night.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: She gave me the location.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Sunday service.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: She was getting that priest did.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: You really want to continue this shit? Bro, I promise you, bro,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: it's not going to be good. Do you really want
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: to continue? Because I'm going to say some shit, my nigga.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and continue, bro. Please do. We had a
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: great weekend. You want to ruin that fucking weekend, my nigga?
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: It's going to be bad, my nigga. It's going to
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: be bad, my nigga. Don't even fuck with me, bro.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: It's going to be bad for you, my nigga.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I know you don't care. That's why you do this
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: shit you do, you dumb bitch. Sorry I got riled up.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I just don't like you talking about it, bro. It
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: really bothers me.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Fuck her.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Cool, bro. Yeah, I'm trying to.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I haven't fucked. Hey, last question before I move on
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: about your... About your jainita. Her siblings watch this?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: I think so. What's up, punk bitches? For Jakarta's pudding.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: California declares state of emergency ahead of storm season. El Nino.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: El Nino. That's fucking old, you stupid dumb bitch. I
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: just seen it yesterday. That's today. They just declared the
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: state of emergency today. Oh, but it's old, huh? Stupid bitch.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. Damn, bro, I was having such
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: a good day, literally until I talked to you. And
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: then this fucking dumb ass right here.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's him, it's him.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I've been doing that shit on purpose.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Watch out, bro. Just fucking, let's talk about this fucking...
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: You know, Rage Baby, I was joking about him. Bro,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not even, I don't care about this shit. And me.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, bro. Can we please talk about
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: this fucking emergency shit? Because I thought it was going
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: to start getting good. What does El Nino really mean?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: What is that? The kid.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: The kid.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: No, not the fucking terminology. What is it? It's a
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: fucking hurricane? It's a storm. It's a storm?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: But I feel like when they say storms are coming,
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: I feel like when I think of the storms, have
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: you ever seen Jersey Shore? And the waters are coming down,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: the rain is going hard, the wind is going crazy.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I thought Jersey Shore was about partying. No, I'm saying
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: some of the episodes.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: When I see this, what the fuck's going to happen?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I don't live by the beach.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: I could give a fuck.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's about the beach.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: That's what's more effective, right? Placing it by the water? No.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It's all around LA.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: All around.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: Also, you have to understand, have you seen when it rains?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: LA doesn't have the capacity to drain as much water.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: That's why there's a lot of flooding in the city.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Do you know what's really bad, too?
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: On the 101, it gets pretty bad on those downhills.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Right under the bridge. The water holds up right there.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: What's the difference between a flash flood and a regular flood?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Flash is instant?
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: It's because we're not as, at least in California, from
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: what I know, at least in Los Angeles, we're not
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: as familiar with these terms because we don't get this
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: type of weather constantly.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: So when we do get it, we don't know how
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to act.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: We panic. The main difference is speed. A flash flood
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: happens within minutes. Or hours of heavy rain while a
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: standard flood develops slowly over days or weeks. So we
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: get flash floods.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You've seen outside my crib how there's like a little
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: hill thing.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets crazy.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Dog. When it rains, like bad, fool. You can't step
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: out the car without like this shit. Bro, bad, fool.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just depends. I think, but they were saying,
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: but remember when Yuma guts kept saying El Nino? So
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: it's finally here?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: It's been moving the whole time.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: So when it was raining and it was hot, It
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: was fucking.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I thought that shit was over. I thought that shit
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: was over. I thought that shit was over.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: No, but that's what I thought. He kept saying a niño, too.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: That's two weeks ago. He just missed his kid. He
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: kept saying a niño, a niño. He was talking about Aiden.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: If they would have deported, a niño. A niño. A niño.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: How do we stop a niño?
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: How do we stop it?
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Everyone has to raise their hand. They all go like
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: this at once. If I just bring all the priests together,
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: they like a niño. You're tripping, dawg. How to stop
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: El Nino. They act like it's the moving of fentanyl.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: You cannot prevent El Nino because it's a natural climate cycle.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: This is a canon.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Hold up. Hold up.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Hold up. This is a canon event.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Hold up.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Hold up. Hold up. I know a Jew. Weather control? No? Oh,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: you're still mad about your bitch. Wait, wait, wait. No,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: what did he say? I didn't hear. I know a Jew. Oh,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: you know a Jew. Because they control. Don't call her
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a bitch. But they control the weather. They control the weather.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: I think. Oh, whoa, whoa. For Jakarta, how are you
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: going to prepare for El Nino?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Um. Probably, um.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: And do you think there's Americans that see the term
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: in here, they're like, we're in America!
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Everything's Mexican now! Everything's Mexican! Okay, maybe not a niño,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: but I have a question for you guys. Can you
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: go images?
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: And what if a black person named the storm coming?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: The little nigga? Yeah, you're dumb as fuck, bro.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: What if a Muslim... What if a Muslim named it?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: What would it be?
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Little hummus on its way? What if a Salvadorian named it?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Cerote? El cerote viene. No, actually, there's a saying. What's
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: the saying?
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: Like, when it's going to rain heavy, people say, ahí
• 43:16
  Speaker 8: viene el ver. And then you're like.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: El vergaso de agua. What does that mean? The fucking water?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I guess, kind of, huh? The big dick of water.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: The big dick of water? You rocking with some shit
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: down there, huh, papa? I know you do. No, I'm good.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: But honestly, for me, what really scares me is the
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: combination of, it's going to be heavy rain, right? Hard wind,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: like hella hard wind, I'm guessing? No? It's going to
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: be the same shit that it was raining and it
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: was humid. It's just not that bad. I really hated that, bro.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I really didn't like it.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: But I think El Nino's getting a lot of attraction
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: because our weather's been really, really, really, really, it's been
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: really weird lately. So I think everybody's paying attention more
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: to the weather for the last couple months because it
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: was hot as fuck. And then we finally had, I
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: haven't felt humid weather like that in a while here
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: in Los Angeles. Dude, it felt like I was in Texas.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Bro, yeah. So I think people, not trying to show off,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: but it's that we travel. We're kind of- Hey, we travel.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: It's a blessing to travel because you're the one that
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: makes it happen, man. That's what the fuck this was
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: for you. No, no. I was saying- Oh, Andrea's laughing
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: at you. You can't come. Who cares? You're going to Pittsburgh.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're going to your daughter's birthday. By the way,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: happy birthday, John.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: So I think people are tripping out, but to others,
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: it sucks the weather because in Chicago, essentially, it was
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: It was pretty weird weather. Yeah, was it? It was.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Do you not fucking remember, bitch?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't remember a lot of the stuff
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: we do over the tour. I'm living day by day.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: You don't remember Chicago?
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: You remember Chicago.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, I remember Chicago, buddy. Come on, dog.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Come on. Ocean and air reinforcement. Warm water changes air pressure,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: which weakens the winds even more, making the warm water
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: spread further. I just hate warm water, bro. I don't
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: like when I come outside and I feel like I
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: can see the air. Do you get what I'm saying?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I can really feel it in a sense, you know?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I see what you're saying. Where did the Nino start?
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's why it's called the Nino.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Goddamn Mexicans, brother. Always fucking doing it up.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Watch it.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Watch it be somewhere in fucking South America. Pacific Ocean,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: South America. Come on. Yeah, boy. Who named it? It
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: was some food over there. Origin of the name.
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: Centuries ago, fishermen off the coast of Peru noticed that
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: the Pacific Ocean waters became unusually warm every few years.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Also, he comes and visits here and there.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: El Nino.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: That feels like the... Fuck it like you don't have
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: a son. That was the uncle that touched you when
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: you were a kid.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: No, Nino's the kid, you dumb bitch.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the kid. El Tio's coming, papa. Yes, that
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: was a fucking bad one. So I think it's just
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a reoccurring one that happens here and there.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Seasonal and it hits.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: But it's finally hitting L.A.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Hard?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see. How often does El Nino hit? We
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: always go in it, right, Andrea? They always go in
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: like a state of emergency every time? Every two to
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: seven years on average, according to the N.O.A. So it's
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: going to be the first time. It's my first time
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: hearing about El Nino, by the way. I think it
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: hits Florida more.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I've heard about it before when I was a kid.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Maybe it hits. When the fuck was
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the last time you remember El Nino? It was on
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the news? El Nino hit. Affect the most. Right there.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Can you search up what age does El Nino need
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: to start dating?
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, that shit's Indonesia.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Where?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Indonesia, the Philippines. So me and Jerome. El Nino's coming,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and people are like, oh!
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I think we'll be fine.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: We'll be good. I think, bro, I'm with El Nino.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: If you have to walk out your house, because El
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Nino is hitting you. And you got to leave.
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: Your house due to an emergency.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:10
  Speaker 8: What are some things you're taking with you?
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: My phone?
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Do I get a certain amount of time? How much
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: time do I have?
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: You have five minutes and you need to grab five items.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Okay. My phone.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: That big ass dick. Leave that shit at home?
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: That shit always at home. No, I don't know that's hard. Okay,
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: my phone, the picture of me and my sisters.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here. I'm leaving that shit
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: at home. Get the fuck... All you got to do
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: is look at that shit really hard once or if
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: they're right there, you'll be good, bro.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: The photo that framed of us at the Novo.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Nah, nah, there's... Okay, what about this? Time is a
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: lot because I can just put a bunch of shit.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Give me like a certain amount of items I can grab.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: It's five. Five. No, no. She said five minutes. No,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: she said five items. You have five minutes to grab
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: five items.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, five minutes.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: The minutes, the time really doesn't matter.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: I'm grabbing shit that's worth money in case I lose
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: it all. I could sell that shit again. So laptop, PC.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: You're going to, how the fuck are you going to travel?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Are you getting in your car? I'm getting in my car?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, she has to be specific.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Andrea, Andrea. You've got to rush out. You've got to
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: rush out. Yeah, okay, okay. He's going to rush out.
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: But it's in my car.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Where is he going?
• 48:29
  Speaker 8: To an emergency shelter.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay. How far is the emergency shelter.
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: From my house?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: You're going to swim there, bro. By the way, I
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: think out of all of us, I'll be all right.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck no. Are you stupid? Do you think you can
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: swim in flood conditions? I know.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: It's obviously a joke, you dumb, stupid bitch.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it because you're not that funny. I
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: hear a joke bomb earlier right now. Okay, but I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: have five minutes? You have five minutes and then you
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: bring up the next comedian after that. Are they in
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: a car?
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: You have to evacuate.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. They're going to take us. Yes.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: So if they have their car, why can't I take
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: my car?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: That's not how it works. There's only a limited amount
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: of parking at the emergency center. okay? All right, there
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: you go. Hey, bro, you have five minutes, bro. What
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: are you grabbing? Answer now. This is an emergency. He
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't take this shit serious at all. If it's an emergency,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: why do we have Uber picking us up? Okay, you
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: can't take the car. You're going to die. You're going
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: to die. No, I'm not saying this. At this point, bro,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you don't want to answer the question.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Move on.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, please. But say it. I want
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: you to be honest.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask a question. Okay. There's an emergency situation.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: All your cars are gone.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: These are the only last two. But the officers have
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: a car. Yes.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: What does have a car do that? They have a
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: car boat type of thing. Okay? It's a car and
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: it turns into a boat. Okay? Okay. Only ones they
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: have on the planet, by the way, okay? For some reason,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: they're downstairs at your house, okay? To pick me up.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: To pick you up for some reason. Everyone else is
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: in the emergency shelter. You have five things to grab
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: from your fucking home. What are you grabbing? Go.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Jesus. I know. Holy shit.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, my phone.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Okay. My money. Okay.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Okay. For my phone, my jewelry. Okay.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: All your jewelry.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: You're just going to pile it up on your neck?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my money.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Okay. My goggles and kids, I guess. No, come on.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: And my PC. I feel like that's a valuable thing.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: The PC, only the PC. I'm not grabbing the monitor.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Just the tower? Just the PC, yeah. Okay. For me,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: probably my one chain that I have.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: The Cartier's. Yeah. Air fryer. I'm guessing they have an
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: air fryer at the emergency shelter, right? If there's no
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: air fryer, what in my world would we be really
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: living for? You know what I'm saying? I'm not going
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: to the emergency shelter if they don't have an air fryer.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: No, they didn't have an air fryer in that boat
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: that turned into a car.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess I had the chain. Like some snacks, maybe?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Some endomi, you know what I'm saying? Like some noodles.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: You see what you... You see how much of the
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: barbecue we have here?
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: No cash?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: You're not... All my shit's tied up in stocks and bonds.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I can't really do that. Everything's going to be closed.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Why would you need cash?
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: That's why you need cash. That's why they tell you
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: you shouldn't have all your.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Money in the bank. No, no, at this point, Andrea, Andrea, Andrea.
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: That's why you're supposed to have cash.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Andrea, one, this is a hypothetical situation. Please calm down.
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: Do you guys not watch movies?
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I watch a lot of movies.
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: Oh, I watch a lot of movies. Like, anything I
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: say is stupid to him.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: That's why she's mad.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Everything is going to be shut down.
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: Every time I want to say something, he turns the
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: mic down.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Like, okay. The mic is turned up. Why are you screaming?
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Calm down, Andres. The Andres are always fighting back there.
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: And it was a hypothetical question.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: But don't you think, is this like an apocalypse situation? No,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: we're flooding.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: It's a realistic situation.
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: Okay, when there was fires, did people have to evacuate?
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: What did they grab? People grabbed their pets. They grabbed
• 51:58
  Speaker 7: their cash. They grabbed a passport in case they had to.
• 52:01
  Speaker 8: Leave the country.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I guess I'd grab my passport. If I'm going to
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: need to move, it's like, well, you know. But you
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: have five minutes. How are you going to call your
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: mom in five minutes and ask her where your breath
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: was at? Because you're a little bitch that's punk ass kidding.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: You don't know where your shit's at. Fuck, she has
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: my car to yours too. Mom, where's the car to yours?
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: I see what you're saying.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I think that's hard because us living in Los Angeles,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: we damn near have the perfect weather.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: But I will say this. When the fire was going
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: crazy and it looked like it was getting close to
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: my crib, I started packing shit.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it would have gone closer to your crib.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Because all you need is for it to hit one
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: gas station, and it's like a domino effect. It did
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: hit a gas station. It hit hella. Dude, all of them.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? What's the place where they have
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: the picture of the aerial view of the fires? Everything's
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: fucking done. Altadena. Altadena. Altadena. Everything's done to literally the
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: brim of the floor, bro.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: I just think, honestly, I just think it depends on
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: what you grab. But I think you grab some valuable
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: stuff in case you do have to move and you
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: need money.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like five stuff are too small, too. I
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: think in this situation, I try to grab as many
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: as possible. That's what I'm saying.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Are you getting five stuff and driving out? I feel
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: like if I have my whip, I could... If I
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: have five minutes... And for now, I'm not winning. I
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: could go crazy in five minutes.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Well, a lot of people in LA, I know when
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: the fires were happening, a lot.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: Of people were not driving anywhere. They couldn't. I was stuck, actually,
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: when the fires started in LA. I was working at
• 53:27
  Speaker 8: the nonprofit, and it was literally right there.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Where?
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Hollywood.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Hollywood. And what'd they tell you you couldn't leave? You
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: could see it from there?
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: There was so much traffic.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: It was congested because everybody was leaving their homes because
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: they were asking to leave.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: But you could see it from there?
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you could see the fire.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: No fucking way.
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you could see the fire.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: That's so sad. Can we look at Altadena now? Do
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: they have that right now?
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: They're rebuilding now, like Pacific Palisades. Yeah, I don't know.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: It just depends. I think, Palisades, what you're saying, you're saying,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: if I take my whip, I'm not going.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: To make it out because everything's going to get stuck there.
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: Everybody's going to be stuck.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I remember when that shit happened, when that shit happened,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: that shit was so crazy, like just seeing all these
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: people come to the hotel when I was working there,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: they were just like, yo, I lost all my possessions, fool.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Everything that I used to have, everything's gone. And my
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: insurance doesn't cover this fire shit. So right now, I
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: have nothing to my name. What's your percentage of you
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: believing that it was a scam? Oh, bro, high percentage, bro.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I think, I don't want to say... You know what
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? I don't know. I just, I don't know, fool.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not a.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not a big, like, but I do.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I'm bigger on coincidence than, like, setups. Like, coincidence. Like, why?
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: I get the same shit.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I wouldn't say it's coincidence.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm saying, like, was it a coincidence that all
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: your insurance is gone a week before and then that
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: shit happens?
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: That's some shit, boy. That's scary, fool. I just seen
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: a video that came out recently of the fire, but
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: the video footage just came out. This food goes back
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to his house. He evacuates his whole family. He stays, though,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: and he turns on his hose. His house stayed.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's fools that put water all around and they
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: kind of were like, it was like fighting zombies.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: They were like, I'm guarding my house. Literally zombies in
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Black Ops 1. But it's also not good to live
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: there even right after.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: You still have to evacuate for a while to let
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: the fumes go out and shit like that because you
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: could die from the fumes.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: It was crazy. I was doing a comedy show. Remember
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: after this? And one of the fools, one of the
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: comics that was there, I forgot his name, but like
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: a rich white boy.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Old John Jacobson. That fool was like, yeah, man, look,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: my Tesla burned.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: And that is, on his phone, it kept saying that
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: his Tesla was at like, like certain degrees, like it
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: was hot as shit and it was just, because Tesla
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: burned down in his big mansion in Pacific Palisades.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: By the way, I've never felt so like an outsider
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: ever in my life to that day.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: How the white boys were in a circle and I
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: was just in the car in the cut.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: And like, Just didn't fit in.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: They were just like, little brown boy, little Mexican boy, huh?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: They're like, El Nino. Where's your house? Where's your house
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: in the fire, huh?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's good.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: It's okay in the ghetto.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Done.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: So I think maybe that could be a certain thing.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I just hope with all these catastrophes that are going on, bro,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: it just seems like the end of the world is coming.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: But I don't know how they make it so big.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Like, El Nino?
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Like, I thought.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: I think people that live within the coast, they probably
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: have a little bit to worry about.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: This food, he labeled it a national emergency. What is it?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: A state emergency. Gavin Newsom. This seems pretty serious. Gavin
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Newsom be tripping me out, fool. Sometimes I don't know
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: what to think about that. Is that for a little bitch? Who,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom?
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: I really don't know. I'm going to be honest.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: I got to show you something crazy. I'm going to
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: say this. I'm going to be honest.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I do think, I don't know too much about the
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: politics behind California. Andrea might know a little more.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Because she worked in the nonprofit, so they have a
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: lot of opinions about certain people around Andrea. I could
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: ask somebody. Let me ask somebody.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call him. I guess maybe we could
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: get a little.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Political, lyrical, physical, mythical.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I guess we can do a little lyrical, lyrical, mythical.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Are you a fan of Newsom?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who the fuck that fool is.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: You know our governor, dick. I've seen a picture of him.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I know literally nothing of what that fool does. Okay.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Maybe this person.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Bozo.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Talk to me.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Papa, how you doing? What's going on?
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we're on the podcast.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. Jakarta asked me what I know about Newsom.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know much.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Can you give me your thoughts?
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, so California Governor Newsom came into politics by inheritance,
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: so meaning he came in through bloodline. Nancy Pelosi, which
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: is one of the oldest congresswomen that's been in control
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: of California, is a CIA.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: So Governor Newsom has never even had a regular 9
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: to 5 job. He was brought to private schools, colleges, universities,
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: and went straight to politics, bro. His first big ticket
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: was being the mayor.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Of San Francisco.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: Left San Francisco, fucking tore up for some reason, came
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: down here, ran for governor, and got it.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: So he's been a California governor now for, what, eight years,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I think, or some shit like that? Yeah. And his really, his....
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: His biggest achievements, I mean, politically, I guess, was just that,
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: winning governor of California. But as far as, like, a
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: legacy of anything that he's accomplished in the state, he
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: ain't accomplished shit but ruined the state of California.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, that's pretty much it in a nutshell. Short story,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: What I'm saying?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we're talking about how the flood is coming
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: from El Nino.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: And then Jakarta asked me what I know about Newsom,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I really don't know much.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: I know people aren't fans of him in California. Some
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: people aren't fans of him.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Well, he's currently under investigation by the FBI. So, you know, um,
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: hopefully some allegations and some of these convictions that they're
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: pushing his way stick, you.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying? Cause there's a lot of money missing, bro.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about billions.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: And if you talk to people, I work with charities
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: on the side, right? So if you talk to people
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: like mainly at Skid Row, uh, All that shit that
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: you guys see in the news about, you know, votes
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: being bought for the homeless.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: It is not exaggerated at all like that. That whole.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Impact they have that down that skid road to use
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: human beings to.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: To generate money is real, dawg.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Homelessness has become the business of California because of Governor
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Newsom and Karen Bass that goes along with his plays,
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: you know?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: So they're like the mob, fool. They're just a legitimate mob,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? They're making money off homeless people? Yes, yeah,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: hell yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know that. You know, we've created a
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: sanctuary for homeless people in L.A. Skid Row used to
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: be a total of 15 blocks. Now it's 50, you know,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: because of the increasing numbers. Like, other states have contracts
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: with California in exchange for money to dump off homeless
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: over here. Other counties have contracts with Los Angeles to
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: dump their homeless over here. So Orange County, I.E., and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: other big counties around us, they.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Have contracts with L.A.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: To dump off their homeless in Los Angeles so that
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: they can generate more money through nonprofits, through, you know,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: organizations that they get to supposedly house all these homeless
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: that they never really do.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: So it's a hustle, dawg. It's become a money machine,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: You're literally putting us off the game.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: So essentially... Basically, like, hey, man, we're not going to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: arrest you guys for doing drugs on the streets and
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: fucking being all cracked up, all nasty. But just whenever
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: we tell you, we're going to give you guys 50
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: bucks to go vote real quick on our name. And
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: whenever we need you guys for a quick interview, just
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: do that. But y'all free to do whatever the fuck
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: y'all want down here.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think I don't think that the conversation
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: goes into that much detail.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: I just think that they they offer like if you go.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I know you're familiar with downtown. Yeah. So I know
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: that when you go down.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Downtown L.A., you see all these little these little things
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: that look like vendors.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: You see these canopies everywhere with tables and. and people
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: lining up. Well, those are all resources that they offered
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: to the homeless so that they.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Could stay here. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: Like, okay, for instance, like the voting that Spencer Pratt lost, right?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: So the hustle.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: Behind that was, okay, we have these offices on Skid Row.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: We allow homeless people to come here and use this
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: facility as their home and address so that therefore the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: homeless are able to collect benefits, free benefits that the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: county offers them for being homeless.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: But the trick is this, bro, right?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Not only do they use that address to offer them resources,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: they also use that same address to mail all the ballots.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: So the ballots go there. the people in charge walk around,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: offer them $ 2 to fill out their forms, tell them
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: who to vote for, they vote for.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Them, $ 5 here, $ 2 there, it adds up, dog, you know?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: So when you.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: Hear the term, when you hear the term of, what
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: is it called? There's a term that they use for
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: stocking up ballots. So through the whole year, right, once
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: they know who's running, that's when they start, fool. So
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: once somebody, a candidate announces, like Let's say I announce, right?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, ballot stuffing.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: It's ballot mining or it's called ballot some shit, dog.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Something like that.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: What they're trying to insinuate, though, is that you're stashing ballots.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: And only if, okay, have you ever seen how the
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: night before they announced the president or the governor or
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: the mayor, there's polls showing who's winning and who's not? Yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Once the Democrats in L.A. see that their candidate's losing,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: that same night, bro, 2, 3, 4, 5 in the morning,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: they're dumping off all the ballots that they've been stocking up,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: you know?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, what the fuck?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: And then that's when the numbers change so dramatically. Like,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: if you notice, overnight, Spencer Pratt was winning, right? But overnight,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: 26,000 votes came in, none of them for him.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see what you're saying. So basically, it's like.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Essentially, everything's controlled.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Basically, the reason we have so much homelessness between, like,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: San Francisco all the way to San Diego and Los
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Angeles is because this fool kind of... That fool gets
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: to moderate them, but also use them. And since he
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: doesn't live in these inner cities, he doesn't deal with it.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: He's created an environment where the more homeless people are here, the.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Better for them, for their party.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: It's not just about Newsom. It's the whole entire party.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Laws that have been created.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: He just passed a law that makes it illegal for
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: you to investigate fraud in California.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: That's wild as fuck. It's illegal to investigate with my voice.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Passed it the nick shirley act you know they passed
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: it so that you can't let's say me and you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: right me and you decide hey we're we're tired of
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: the corruption the city independently let's just go and and
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: and see if we can find the fraud so we
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: hit skid row now it's against the law before you'll
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: get busted now your shit.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Gets confiscated oh wait oh it's it's it's you know.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: It's a mafia dog you know it's a political.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Mob that they run here What the fuck? Let me
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: tell you this, dog.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: You make $ 200, 000 a year from your salary as governor
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: of California, right?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: How the fuck can you afford in a million-dollar home?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: I make a little less than him. You don't see
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: me in a fucking million-dollar home.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: But then can he say inheritance? Like his dad gave
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: him the home? No, there is no. No, no, no.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: It's all purchased. There is no. See, that's the thing though, dog, right?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: Like he just released his taxes, I want to say
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: about two months ago.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Because there was an investigation behind.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Him where for like over six years, he wouldn't release
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: his taxes to the public, right? So he finally released them,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: but he only released them to the journalist that he
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: approved of, and they only had a certain amount of
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: time to look at them, go over.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: And review them. Goddamn, we just in his house right now.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? See what I'm saying?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Okay then, dog. Oh, shit, 9.1 million.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: This is an NBA player.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Not even a regular $ 1 million home. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Don't get it fucked up. That boy's flat.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Look, homie, he's been governor of California this whole last year.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: He hasn't even been here for nothing.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: He's traveling around trying to push his narrative that he's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: going to run for president. He's not gonna because nobody,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: you know, California's.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: In ruins, bro.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Like, it's not a joke, dog. Like, you guys don't
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: have kids yet, so you don't really see it the
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: way I see it, you know? But you see it
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: in our kids funding for their schools. You see it
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: in the parks. You see it in the activities, dog,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: that these kids are supposed to be having.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Like, if you walk into any school.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, he has two homes.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: He has two homes.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: He has two homes, yes.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: He has two homes, oh yeah. And then one is
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: 7.5 million. Yeah, he got model homes, dog.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: Right, but like right now, to any elementary, dog, any elementary,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: any school in L.A. County... The desks are outdated. The
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: computers are outdated. The toys, like, you see.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Them asking for donations and shit, dog. For kids, you know, like,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: for supplies and shit. Like, why in the fuck?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: You ever wonder why we do so many backpack giveaways
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: in the city?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: It's because of that, bro.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Like, that shit. I guess, and you know what's crazy?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: I guess, like, and you're right.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I guess me, Jakarta, like, I see what you're saying.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: I can see the, because it does trip me up
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: when teachers hit me up for their wish list for schools,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, Exactly.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: The school doesn't play you with pencils? When you were
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: a kid, did you remember that? I don't remember that when.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: I was a kid. I can't remember backpack giveaway. I mean,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: I guess like in super inner city vibes, but I
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: can't remember it being like every other, I see what
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: you're saying.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: There was like one big ass one. There was like
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: one big ass one, right? Like once maybe, I see
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Yeah, it was random, but, you know, okay,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: let me tell you this, dog. Why, if there's so
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: many mass shootings, why isn't there armed security at every school?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Elementary and all this shit, why?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: Why are we complaining about our economy when California on
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: its own is defrauding.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Over $ 100 billion a year?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: But we're complaining about potholes in our streets, why?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. How are we defending our police, dog?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: But we don't defend the fraudsters? I don't understand.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: And you won't understand neither, but, you know, you guys
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: are young, dog, so there's a lot of shit that
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: you don't have to see, right, that I see now because, you.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Know, I'm head of household, I have children.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get what you're saying.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: How the fuck are your kids struggling to get supplies?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: If our gas prices are $ 2 above any other state
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: in the country, how in the fuck is downtown LA
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: looking the way it looks?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't make sense. I never thought about it.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Like how the.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, the bigger picture, I never seen the like... Gavin,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: who's to meet a dick, bro? You know what I'm saying?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. That was good.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: That was good for me. I never thought about it
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Bozo. I guess in that sense, I know
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: me and you talked.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: About it a little bit. Remember we did the... Yeah,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: we did talk about it a little bit.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: But then the question is, so he's and then you're
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: saying because him coming.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: From the inheritance and the private schools and stuff.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he has no he has no backbone to us
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: because he doesn't really know.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: He's never had a job. He's never had the struggle.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: Did you know that Nancy Pelosi's stock portfolio went up
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: 200 percent?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: After he became.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Her whole career being in Congress, like, how do you
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: go up 200% on your stock portfolio?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Do you know how hard that is?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Bill Gates and them don't even have that, like, that
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: percentage of success in the stock market. It's inside trading.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: You feel what I'm saying?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Which is one of the biggest... Oh, is track stock
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: portfolio management primarily... Let's.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: Say you want to open up a.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Business in California. What's the fastest way to get it passed?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 8: And what's the.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: Fastest way to get it open through city permits and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: all that shit, right?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: You go through Congress people.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: You supposedly donate money for their campaigns.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: But on the side, you tell them like this. Check
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: this out, man. Apple comes here, right? Let's say Apple.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Let's use Apple for example, right? Silicon Valley. We're setting
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: up shop. We were projected to do this much in
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: the next 20 years.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: We're taking over the industry, internet, all this shit globally, right?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Let us get the permits to build right here. Nobody's
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: ever been able to build right here before. Auto trip.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to let you get that. Just donate to
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: my campaign. And then further on.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: Before your moves come in, let me know so I
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: drop all my money on stocks and it goes up. See,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: that's illegal to do. That's called inside trading.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: That's a favor for a favor like the mob, like
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: the mafia does.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: You feel what I'm saying?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Only thing that it's political, you know what I mean?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: And it's illegal, don't get me wrong, but they get
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: away with it, you feel me? Because nobody can prove it,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: because everybody's backdooring like that. But see, this is what
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: makes it wrong, dawg. If people were backdooring and it
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: was their own private hustle, fuck it.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: What makes it wrong is that it's our money. Yeah,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: it's the money that should be going to the state.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: It's our money, yes, dawg, it's our money. If they
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: were doing that with their own money, dale gas, I
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, I look the other way.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: But how much, you know, I know I get taxed
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: a lot, bro.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're getting taxed like a motherfucker too right now,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? So, you know, it comes
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: down to.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: That, bro.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Like, where's your hard-earned money going, brother? You know what
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom eat a fucking dick bro I'm gonna.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Tell you nothing Gavin Newsom last year his wife opened
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: up two non-profits one of the non-profits was to create
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: videos about transitioning kids transitioning people transitioning guess how much
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: he he signed off to fund her her non-profit for
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: that how much 6.6 million yeah.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Me and Videos all day about that shit. A whole year.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: And that charged $ 3. 6 million. That's crazy. They're just giving
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: money to their homies and their fam.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: That's how they do it. Nonprofits is the way to go.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: You feel what I'm saying?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: It's our money, though. We're paying all this money, dog.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: We're struggling out this motherfucker for them to fucking.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Ball out, fool.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Which ain't right. Yeah, okay.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Appreciate that, Bozo.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Bozo.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: We didn't know about that.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: I like that. All right. Appreciate that.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: All right, fellas. Damn, I never thought about it. By
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: the way, who knew, right? This dude knows a lot
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: about that. You would have loved the cooking one that
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: he did. When you do it all the time in
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: prison and you become educated with yourself and you actually
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: use your time wisely. You learn a lot, huh?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: He did technique here, fool, so it'll teach you. You'll
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: learn a couple things on the.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't know... That's my thing, though, fool. Say that,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom. Hold on, hold on. I got you, I
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: got you.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: Gavin Newsom. My thing is, though, like, but then when
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: do we, like.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: We need to make a change, man.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: All of us.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: We need to start stepping up. It starts right here
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: with the Cheeseman podcast. Gavin Newsom, eat a dick, fool.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: And El Nino, eat a fucking dick too, homie. Actually,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: all the Ninos in the world. All the little motherfuckers. Hey, Jakarta,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: what's your first call.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: To order if you become the governor of California?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do what that was doing. I'm going
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: to sign off. Hey, fool, we need to get all
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: this shit.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: The minute I become governor of California, the first thing
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: I'm doing, I'm going to go fuck Estia.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: 200% portfolio. Are you her old ass butt? Let me
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: see Estia. She's old as fuck. You don't know who
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi is? She's like a congresswoman. She's an old
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: ass bitch.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: She's the bitch that said you need that before?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Bro, think about it, bro. She's probably a bitch.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: I know, I know.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: You're fine, you're fine.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: This nigga.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: This nigga Andres, man. Yo, what's up, my boy?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, she could get the thing.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Can we put Young? Nancy Pelosi Young? Right there, right there,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: right there. All right. What? Hold on, hold on. Can
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: we put Nancy Pelosi nudes? Hey, what the fuck? Damn,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: that's her in JFK? What the hell? Oh, she could
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: She would so suck that fool off.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: All right, like this.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to lie, fool. I become governor, and
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: that's who I got to report to. I'm eating her butt.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Yo, what? Tony O, Nancy Pelosi could get some dick, man. What?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: She was fine, dog. Nancy Pelosi. By the way, Nancy Pelosi,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: we work with the GRID program. Make sure if you
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: want to defund all that, just go ahead and do that.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I was wearing jeans to work. What program? The GRID program. Oh,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: the GRID program? Jeez. Why do we have Pajos, but
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: a judge not getting paid enough at the grid program?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy, bro. Are you still working there? Yeah,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: right now. Are you fucking stupid, dog? I ain't going.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: To lie, Nancy Pelosi can get it.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, for real. What's your first call to action? Bro,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: definitely try to clean up these fucking streets, bro. I'm
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: so definite. I've been to San Francisco. I've been to
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: San Francisco. It looks horrible, bro. Like the Tenderloin, we
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: need to get that shit out of there. We need
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: to go to fucking Skid Row, try to get, not
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: even out of there, try to clean up everybody, try
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: to help these hoos out, give them the type of
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: shit that they need. Take these drugs away for sure, bro.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 6: Call to action starts to choose you take the drugs
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: away from you from.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: The cannon again. I can't They just over me that
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: was actually I'm gonna be 100 body shit boy. I'm
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: gonna do some crazy shit That was gonna be that
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: was gonna be a video hundred body weight out like
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: an eighth of it was like 20 grams of crack
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: and he's with a prostitute in the back and he's
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: like It's just fucking great, bro.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: His plug his plug's not even gonna be arrested He's
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: gonna give him full immunity right away.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit my puck up yo They're going to
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: raid it, but don't got you. I'm actually going to
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: send you $ 3. 6 million right now. You just got to
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: make some little video, my boy.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: About how to cook it and transition.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: You can do that shit on CapCut. Don't worry. Drugs
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: bad for you? I don't know. Dad, that's crazy. Have
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: you ever thought about, like, would you ever get into
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: politics real shit? Fuck no.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: They're going to look up all your receipts if you
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: buy prostitutes.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Nah, there are no receipts. But nah, I wouldn't go
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: into politics. I'm not very interested in that. I want
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: to get myself first right, and then, inshallah, maybe later
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: on in life, I could try to help the community.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: What about you, Andres?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: But what about, what about, what about, like... Nah, I'm
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: not biased. I don't want to fucking deal with people.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: He would want to be mayor if it was a
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: town that only skaters are in. Like a little mid-90s
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: town or something.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: You, Andres? Oh, well, you can't be governor. You're not
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: a citizen like this.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Stop. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't, I don't,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What would be Dunosky's first call to action? Um.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Strip clubs open till 4 a.m. Clubs.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: You said governor? What can a governor do? I could
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: do anything in my state. I'm basically the president of
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: the state. Doubt it. I don't think that's how it works.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Is it pardon or do? Do. Do.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: It says a governor serves as a chief executive officer
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: and highest ranking official in the U.S. state responsible for
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: managing the state's executive.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Come on, papa. First thing I'm doing? Food could kick
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: it at parking lots? Late night and be drinking as
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: long as they throw it in the trash.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: What else? Let's go back and forth on.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: If you become governor.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Prostitution is now legal if there's a storefront. And they
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: need to have cleanliness and everything like that. So like
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: the red light district. Yes, but like brothels. Real shit brothels.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Let's just start opening them up. Who called you like
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: seven times?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: I know, dog.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: People don't know I'm fucking working or what? It's a girl.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Military command. Dami, I'm working. That was rude, though. I
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. Okay. Do you want to become
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: the governor of California?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: McDonald's soda in California will be exactly $ 1, not $ 1.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: 09. Strictly a dollar.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: I'm cutting taxes. Go ahead.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: What's next? Take away all driver's licenses from women. That's
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: a man's job.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Not fucking with you. Andrea drives me everywhere. I love you, Andrea.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Probably lead. Oh, move the 2 a.m. to stop selling alcohol?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: To 4 a.m.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: No. Let's just stop. No time. You could walk all
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: You could never.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Okay. Another one. For the bitches. Facts. Free feminine hygiene products.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: That's from Andres alone.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: If me and Jakarta and Andres were to be in office,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Andres would be our carnosaur. Me and Andres, me and
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: Jakarta would be in office. We would be having tampons.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: You know what? IUDs will be free in California.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: If me and Jakarta.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Abortions will be free in California. Abortions will be free
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: in California. Plan B will be free in California.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Plan B.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: And if your bitch cheats on you and you hit
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: her and there's proof of her cheating on you, you
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: will not be legal. Legal. But, other way around too,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: if a girl catches her man cheating... She's allowed to
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: beat the shit out of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: And if she stabs him, she can only stab him
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: from the knees down below so we can't cause no
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: serious injury.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. It's just like a cut. No vital arteries.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: I like that. No main arteries. I like that. Okay,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: what else? You're trying to hurt him. You're trying to
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: kill him. We're on a roll.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Let's get it.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Let's get it. Keep going. I just had the last one.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: No, let's just keep going.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: What do you need?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: I just want to go.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Go. Oh, that was you? Okay.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: You can run through any park in California without there being... Okay,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: that's kind of crazy. All right, go ahead.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Go, go, go. The bus should be 50 cents. The
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: bus should be free. No, not free. Okay, what about this?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Racism is allowed if both parties are okay with it.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: If there's a black man and a white man. Mutual
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: combat in California.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Yes. Like if I wanted to fight you, you wanted
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: to fight me, cops could just watch. Yes, I'm with you. Okay,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: keep going. I just said it. The cops would be
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: like the refs, right? It'd be like hockey. Whoever gets
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: dropped first is done.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: Block parties will be available as long as the neighborhood
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: watch is security for the block party. And vendors will
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: be able to sell food.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: Five. No problem.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Let's give it up for the vendors, bro. And people
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: that want to sell flowers should be allowed to sell flowers. Yes.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? And I do think, I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: feel like you should be arrested for hygiene.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: So if you're an Indian man in California, I think
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: all marks should be double.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Checked to check if.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I just... What was it?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, we were.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: So the Channel 5 book, Andrew Callahan, they just did
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: the Kirkiversary episode in New York. They opened up a
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk thing. this retarded white dude, he's like talking,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: he's like, man, you guys don't even know what they
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: have in the mosque. They have military grade weapons inside
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: the mosques. I was like, whoa. I was like, our
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: security guard's a small Mexican man. You know what I'm saying? Like,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I can't believe- It's like you say that they have
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: them underground. Dude, I was- You ready to go to war? Bro,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: like we're all conversing with each other. How sad would
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: you be if that.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: Was a sleeper?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: A sleeper? I just don't think it makes sense. It's
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: from Indonesia.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: But he's still part of a lost blend.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking retard, bro.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: No, that's not.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: No, you're trying to paint us as terrorists. I don't
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: think it's funny. Genuinely, I don't think it's funny.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: We keep going back to this, but I want you
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: to understand that you've called my mom a spick before.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: You're such a stupid bitch. This is totally different. And
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't call your mom a fucking spick. You keep
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: trying to paint me like I'm a racist dude or something.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: And when it was jokes, it was jokes. But we're
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: talking about something genuine and you're talking about people being
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: actual terrorists. Like, no, I'm not a fucking terrorist. None
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: of my fucking family, no one I know is anywhere
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: connected with that. So along with your stupid fucking question,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: it just wouldn't make sense because it wouldn't happen.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, hypotheticals.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: No hypotheticals. I don't really do those. You're a fucking idiot.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: You're a dumb bitch. My dad become a fucking sleeper agent.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Are you an idiot? And he said it's part of
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Allah's plan. That's stupid as fuck. I'm not getting defensive.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: I'm getting mad.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: I'm getting mad. Yeah, I am getting defensive. That's just
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: stupid as fuck. The fact you always put that shit
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: on is just such an embarrassment upon you. It shows
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: that you're a fucking dumbass. That's what it shows. Oh,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: but what if my father was a sleeper agent? Like
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: one day he woke up, brought his AK-47, wrapped his
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: head up, and just started murking people? Is that what
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: you're thinking? What would I do? I don't know what
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: I'd do. I'd probably kill myself, bro. That's really what
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: would happen. Yeah, I'd probably kill myself. Any other questions?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. Go ahead.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. How stupid was your question? Fucking idiot, bro. No,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying is... Dumb as hell. A sleeper agent? Yeah.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: So what if your mom was a fucking sleeper agent?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: And what would she even be doing? Who would she
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: be a sleeper agent for? The fucking cartel or some shit? Well,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: that's my thing, fool. Mexicans don't have issues with the U.S.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Mexicans have the biggest issues with the U.S. That's why
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: y'all niggas aren't allowed inside.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking dumb? I mean in the terrorist way.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: What terrorist way? You're a Muslim?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Where are all the drugs coming from in America? I'm
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: saying with the Muslims. They're not coming from the Muslim countries, motherfucker.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: They're coming from the bordering country. Are you really that mad, Dad?
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad. I'm putting in real perspective. Yes or no.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: That's real. I gave you a hypothetical of whatever your
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: dad was a sleeper agent. It would make more sense
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: if your mother was a sleeper agent rather than my father. No, no,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: it wouldn't. A thousand percent. No, it wouldn't. A thousand percent.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would the Taliban recruit an Indonesian man
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: from Indonesia? Because he's a Muslim man. That runs a mosque.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: He doesn't run a mosque. He doesn't run a mosque, bro.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: He just goes there. He's like part of the committee.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking, you're a dork, man. You're stupid. Does
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: he go every day? Every day. So I guess they're
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: all terrorists. That's why I would never want you to
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: even be near my mosque. Real shit. I don't want
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: you nowhere around that shit. G shit. That kind of
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: did bother me a little bit.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: That was a sleeper agent? No, no, no.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: It was the fact that we were talking about real
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: shit about the mosque shit, and then you said that.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: That was so stupid. That was so stupid. Were you
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: not laughing at the fact that the white guy said that? No,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: but you said, and then you said, I called your
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: mom a spic. I never called your mom a spic.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: It was a group thing, and I wasn't like spic.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: I was like a bunch of spic. I said that
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: when you called my dad a terrorist. You know what
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? And like, I'm not mad or nothing, but
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: I was just like, if we were talking about something like,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: this white fucking idiot, dumb ass fool said that all
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: mosques have like fucking AR-15s and military grade weapons in them,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: that's dumb as fuck. And then you said like, oh,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: you're down with the sleeper agent. This little thing right
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: here is the reason why dumb fucks like that believe that.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: I've never seen you get mad at the fact that...
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad. I was a little annoyed. I'm not mad, man.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: But I just think that was stupid as fuck for
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: you to say. And it wasn't the fact that you
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: said he was a sleeper agent. That probably would have
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: been funny. But it was the fact that you said
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: it right after I was explaining something. White people. I
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: was looking it up. It says typically Russian and Soviet. Yeah, but, bro,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: they don't even exist.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: I was literally making a joke about his dad being
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: a sleeper agent, and he just brought up my mom
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: and shit.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: No one brought up your mom. You brought up your mother.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: No, you brought up my mom.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: Bro, if you go back, you're the one that brought
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: up your mother. I didn't even talk about your mom.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't bring up my mom.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: It was you. I swear to God.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: How would I bring up my mom?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: You're the one that literally said, bro, you brought up
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: my mom.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: You literally said that right after.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, you said, before talking about the sleeper agent thing.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, did you say, if anything, my mom would
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: be a sleeper agent more than your dad? You brought
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: up your mom first. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would I want to be talking about
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: your mom? Why are you talking about my dad? Well,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: I was making a joke about your dad being a sleeper.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't make a joke about your mom. I wasn't
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: talking about your mom.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: When has you being a terrorist not bugged you?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: It's not me. Bro, I guess watching that video kind
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: of bugged me, bro. These people have....
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: But it bugged you because.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: You don't understand what that video did to me, bro.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: That shit fucked me up, bro.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: But did it bug you because there was some truth
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: to it or what?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Bro, so far from it, bro. All those people looked
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: autistic as fuck. Dude, it was... Bro, you don't understand
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: how they were talking about it. But they were like,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: these Islamists, they're ruining our fucking country. They said that if.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: They said that the gays and the transgenders are coming
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: from Islam.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: That they're being planted in the U.S.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 8: They said that they were the biggest problem in the U.S.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 8: It was really bad.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Ricardo was tripping. Yeah, bro. I was tripping, bro. And
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: then you made that stupid ass joke. I guess it
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: triggered something. I just don't think that's funny. My father
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: being a sleeper agent. He's like 5'4, bro. What the
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: fuck is he going to do? If I could cry
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: a little harder and get a little less sleep at night.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: If I had two dozen roses, it'd change your mind.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. Love you, guys. We love you.