Free money to keep things sunny
That’s right, ladies and gents. Step right up and get your free money. No strings attached. Alls you gotta do is help us keep it sunny and bright ’round these parts. And you’ll get a bundle of benjamins just for choosin’ our guys instead of theirs.
Yeah, free money for doin’ practically nuttin’ at all.
Was this…oops, is this a great country, or what?!
Notice how everybody gets jazzed for free money?
I mean, when was the last time you heard anybody say, “I sure hope I never get any free money.”
Yeah, never. And I think it’s because…
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