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- 0:00can I tell you guys about why I feel grammar is
- 0:05important yeah I was on a bus today and there was a sign above me that said this
- 0:12this seat is reserved for the elderly pregnant ladies those carrying young
- 0:16children and the disabled and that is such a specific
- 0:20type of person to hold a seat for right yeah yeah ladies who are carrying young
- 0:27children and the disabled I mean yeah I'll tell you what if that person shows
- 0:31if that person shows up they can have any seat they want commas people they're
- 0:37important welcome to multiple
- 0:41nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all a bit aoty so I don't really understand it
- 0:47Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra
- 0:53multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
- 0:58Things nerd
- 1:03okay so I'm happy I am stopped playing Pokémon oh you stopped completely given
- 1:08up I got out at right time are you guys still playing yeah I'm still playing a
- 1:12bit I mean it's only just kind of catching on here yeah I haven't played
- 1:15it that much this week I'll be honest have either of you been raped
- 1:19yet in relation to this or just in general just in you've been raped my
- 1:24lawyers don't want me to talk about that been raped no no no well um a woman
- 1:31is claiming she's been raped by a Pokémon MH by a Pokemon even went to the
- 1:35police about it yep by a Charizard I believe oh right I I'm not making this
- 1:41up a woman went to the police to say she's been assaulted by a Pokémon and
- 1:47she's got the proof because on her phone
- 1:49she saw the Pokémon on her bed yeah what
- 1:54uh okay what's what's wrong with her uh
- 1:58do we know issues I think is what the police told her they said we won't be
- 2:03filing this as a charge but we do advise that you go and seek psychiatric help
- 2:08yeah she's a married woman her name has not been released she was playing
- 2:12Pokémon go fell asleep and claims that she woke up to find a huge Pokémon lying
- 2:18on top of her and says it was raping her she told her husband and her husband
- 2:22just went you're an idiot yeah W yeah so that's why she went to the police this
- 2:26is kind of like that Michael Jackson thing I'm just happy I got out early
- 2:31before the Pokémon started a turn but here's the thing the Michael Jackson
- 2:35thing was clearly an afterthought A desperate attempt yeah to explain why
- 2:41she had become pregnant to another man once it became obvious that the black
- 2:45baby she had was not her husband's and she kind of fumbled around and the best
- 2:50excuse she could come up with at short notice was I fell asleep watching a
- 2:53Michael Jackson documentary and his ghost impregnated me right but I don't
- 2:58see what this woman trying to the Charmander and saying that
- 3:05he raped her well her husband is saying he does not believe her and told her to see a
- 3:11psychiatrist sensible but this is sadder this is sadder than the Michael Jackson
- 3:15cu the Michael Jackson one it's it's really sad for that poor husband who's
- 3:18going along with this he can't still be going along with that well I just mean
- 3:22that in this one even the husband went well that's [ __ ] and she was like
- 3:26darling I was raped and I want you to take me seriously
- 3:30apparently there's a precedent for this anyway because her the Woman's friend
- 3:34says uh that the the woman in question complains that there are too many
- 3:38Pokémon at her house and that the dog can sense them and the dog barks
- 3:43whenever she plays Pokémon go because it can sense that there are actually
- 3:46Pokemon there so she thinks this is real yeah mind you my boss was telling
- 3:51me that she tried to play a practical joke I'm doing air quotes here uh on her
- 3:57son by in the middle of the night screaming out that there was a rare Pokémon on the
- 4:02stairs and the sun was like Mom you can't you can't see
- 4:08them jokes on her but I just likeing this like she
- 4:14thinks that the dog can sents them the dog doesn't bark to notify that they're
- 4:19around it barks when she's on her phone yeah of course cuz yeah cuz she's
- 4:22ignoring the dog cuz it hasn't been fed yeah probably well yeah no I'm I'm maybe I
- 4:29should stay away from the game as well yeah don't want you or or just make sure
- 4:32that you're you're in a safe place and there's someone around you if you've
- 4:37been playing recently and you going to have that someone can keep watch someone
- 4:41can hold you down we've had some sad news some very sad news I don't want to talk about it
- 4:48you don't want to talk about it guys no I know we joke but I genuinely bummed
- 4:55out when I heard this news like I got a little bit I got a little bit
- 5:00choked up well I had just and we'll talk about this later I literally walked came
- 5:04out of Suicide Squad and read that message from you guys so we can talk
- 5:08about how doubly depressing that was
- 5:13later yeah man you didn't like that brilliant piece of Cinema we'll talk
- 5:18about that later um but but the news the news what's the news someone else can
- 5:23say it I don't want to say it I can't say it out loud Luke I
- 5:28think has died yeah y yeah no look Kenny
- 5:34Baker the uh the famous actor who was inside of
- 5:40R2-D2 legally for uh for what Six Star Wars films he wasn't in the little
- 5:46[ __ ] who jiggled him around and moved his head from side to side has finally died of
- 5:53[Laughter] AIDS for those who are new to the show oh you know what don't worry about it
- 5:59I'm not going to explaining yeah he uh he passed away just yesterday at the age
- 6:03of 81 I believe this might about do you know him from doing anything else apart
- 6:07from R2D2 he played an Ewok also inw yeah yeah I'd actually go as far as
- 6:13saying he's only the second most famous [ __ ] in the Star Wars Trilogy that's
- 6:18right yeah because I would say that uh Warick Davis is is arguably more famous
- 6:24than Kenny Baker even though 3PO is more famous than Wicked yeah yeah but Kenny
- 6:29Baker didn't get Willow and 30 years later a sitcom that's right well I guess
- 6:35he uh I mean maybe he didn't go for those roles maybe he was he was happy to rest
- 6:40on his Laurels after his his performances happy to rest on anything
- 6:44at 81 because I'll say this uh 81 is old for a dwarf yeah I wondered that too
- 6:51actually well his family said that this was obviously not unexpected uh but
- 6:55still sad um yeah cuz I I I wondered about that too cuz they don't have as
- 7:00long a lifespan generally speaking it's like dog years I
- 7:06believe God midg years yeah but I don't yeah
- 7:11this one just hit me for some reason and I can't work out why well because he
- 7:16portrayed you know one of your most beloved characters I assume no not in
- 7:20the force awakens he didn't no no he did not awaken for that he was still in the
- 7:25force awakens yeah and he was a consultant on uh who did he play in it
- 7:31uh he was just a bit part during in the force awakens he was see him during the
- 7:36race the pod race oh Force awak sorry I thought he Phantom Menace he was in
- 7:41wasn't he in he wasn't in he wasn't R2 in phant Menace either oh R2 was but he
- 7:46wasn't inside R2 did he only do Three Star Wars films is that because R2 was
- 7:50all CGI by that point or do they replace Kenny Baker because if that's the cas
- 7:55I'm legitimately angry replace him they actually just didn't have any inside him
- 8:00anymore oh oh cuz he was just animatronic yeah oh all right fine
- 8:06didn't even think of that yeah just in the first sort of three movies where
- 8:10they didn't really have the technology for it just throw someone in there
- 8:14wiggle thanks you can go home now yeah right well and he very famously uh
- 8:20almost died in the Tunisian Desert inside of that costume almost cooked
- 8:26trash can yeah but obviously co-star Mark Hamill is more distressed than we
- 8:31are sure and he's come out and said that Kenny Baker was the Droid that he was
- 8:35looking for really know what that means but neither but I choked up when I read
- 8:40that as well yeah no look sad news um and obviously that means we're going to
- 8:46have to name Kenny Baker geek of the
- 8:51week we I don't know if he was a geek we've we've given the geek of the week
- 8:56award to a lot of famous you know lot of celebrity who have been in geeky films
- 9:01who have died but I don't know if they actually are Geeks like do you have to
- 9:04be a geek to to portray a character in a
- 9:07nerdy film uh I think they kind of think
- 9:11they honorary honorary yeah that's what I think too yeah because when you go and
- 9:17see them at conventions remember when we saw Nicholas Brendan and that Dopey
- 9:20[ __ ] that plays Ana Ana and like he was well into it and he knew all the
- 9:27episodes and all the characters and didn't seem to even understand what
- 9:30Buffy the Vampire Slayer was yeah I know yeah when she dies of AIDS she
- 9:36ain't going to be our geek of the week I'm telling you that right now Nicholas
- 9:39Brendan will just just because Nicholas Brendan has been our
- 9:42geek of the week in the past and he hasn't even died of AIDS yet no but he
- 9:47just he just continues to entertain us we've been watching Buffy episodes uh
- 9:52here it's on Netflix here have you yeah yeah what season have you been watching
- 9:56season 3 and it's I've actually been watching it lat as well cuz Hannah's
- 10:00never seen it oh really so I've been going back and watching from the start
- 10:04with her we're up to about season we're up to about season 3 now my God what was
- 10:08she doing in the early 2000s she's a little bit younger than us okay I won't
- 10:14ask but yeah it's just so good like I mean it holds up for me I don't know if
- 10:19it's just because I watched it at the time but like it's so clever I've yeah I
- 10:23found out had to get past the first season that one didn't date as well as
- 10:28the rest yeah no I agree who who's the villain in season 3 the mayor well
- 10:34there's various but the mayor is the oh yeah Faith yeah but there that one my
- 10:39favorite season oh really see it's one of mine there's that great episode you
- 10:42know when Buffy takes on the aspect of the demon she can read everybody's mind
- 10:47yeah it's just that great thing where like it like people are all thinking all
- 10:51this weird stuff and every time it's Cordelia she just her brain says a thing
- 10:55and then she just says it every time she just says exactly what what in her head
- 10:59it's amazing so clever season 3 did have some great Standalone episodes hush is
- 11:03from season 3 too right no season 4 that's when she's a college really yeah
- 11:08see season 4 had the best character arcs yeah but the worst villain and the worst
- 11:14like season Arc the worst Riley oh Riley
- 11:18awful yeah and Adam awful yeah Adam Jesus Christ no I love it but I mean
- 11:24that was the season that Willow really came into her own that all of the side
- 11:28characters started getting really fleshed out yeah really is this what
- 11:32we're doing this week we're talking about Buffy I guess so all right you don't to
- 11:37talk about Buffy do you want to talk I mentioned it already do you want to talk
- 11:40about suicide squad oh we may as well Luke have you seen Suicide Squad
- 11:45I I want I don't want to say it oh you Haven don't I should say it but I just
- 11:52can't be bothered because it just sounds terrible look there's a film that I I
- 11:57would like in there somewhere that's exactly what I said Matt yeah but
- 12:02you know what I have a feeling there was a film we might have liked before they
- 12:06did audience testing yeah and before some studio exec said you have to make
- 12:12this way more like Guardians of the Galaxy and so they put a whole bunch of
- 12:15pop music in there for no reason you know what I read it they I read a thing
- 12:18that said that they they had the film and they they test screened it and they
- 12:21were worried about it and then they got the company that made the trailer that
- 12:26everybody loved to re-edit the film and you know what it I mean I don't know
- 12:29whether I'm I was thinking that because I I knew that already but it just feels
- 12:34like it was edited into about 100 trailers absolutely every that trailer
- 12:40with that trailer was it you actually like the trailer or was it the music
- 12:43that sucked you in cuz that's it was just all these little it the way you
- 12:47know the way a trailer works is it's like a little tiny film like there's a
- 12:51there's a scene and then there's a conflict and then it gets resolved and
- 12:54then someone says a little oneliner and then they all leave and then that's this
- 12:58movie is just that like over and over again yeah and I have a feeling that
- 13:03some of those little flashback quick cut sequences were whole scenes that played
- 13:07out in the original film yeah exactly yeah evently a lot of Joker scenes were
- 13:11cut a lot yeah well I've got no problem with that to be honest yeah to be yeah I
- 13:14don't want to see any more of that oh my God I don't know after Heath Ledger
- 13:20wowed us yeah this is what they come up with for the Joker unless because he I I
- 13:27saw an interview with Jared Leto and he said that he wanted to give them a lot
- 13:31of options so I'm I'm I mean unless he just gave them too many options and they
- 13:36chose bad options he was terrible yeah I think from an actor's
- 13:40point of view giving them a lot of options means you didn't do a very good
- 13:44job of finding your character or maybe it's just Jared Jared could you just read the
- 13:49script just read what's on the line there that that'd be great yeah stop giving us
- 13:55options You' got enough options you know I feel bad for in all of this Ben
- 14:00affle oh oh yes cuz he's in this a bit
- 14:04but he's like I mean he he's not he's fine in this as well but like I can
- 14:09imagine just him sitting there watching this going oh for God's
- 14:13sake yeah I'm Batman in this I really think they need to slow down I think the
- 14:19problem with this is if they're rushing ahead to try and catch up with Marvel
- 14:24yeah and so he you've got 13 villains who we're just going to throw in and
- 14:27we've got they just a move now let's go move on I think the problem is they're
- 14:32yeah they're they are rushing and they're they don't know what's wrong
- 14:37they don't know why it's not working and they're just trying all this [ __ ] making
- 14:41a mess I can tell them why just ask us we will tell you listen to this podcast
- 14:46guys I really want to talk about this and Luke you're not going to see it Matt
- 14:49you've already seen it yeah listeners I don't know whether you've seen it or not
- 14:51but we can't really talk about this without maybe the potential of getting
- 14:56into some spoilers so spoiler alert don't know it matters for this cuzz the
- 15:00plot is just it doesn't even matter like so yeah we'll talk spoilers but I mean I
- 15:05don't think it I'm pretty sure I can work it out from the trailers okay can I
- 15:08just say this right some woman right
- 15:13decides we need a team of super villains to fight a potentially bad superhero
- 15:19that she's imagined up that might come one day yes and in assembling this team
- 15:24of super villains One becomes the bad guy a mega super villain yeah and then
- 15:29she really has to get the rest of the villains together to fight it yeah right
- 15:34chicken and egg scenario yeah there was she assembles a squad and in assembling
- 15:38the squad she creates a scenario where she needs the squad yeah but skipping
- 15:43right to the end into the post-credit sequence where Ben Affleck as Bruce
- 15:48Wayne actually has to walk in and say right that didn't go very well let me
- 15:53handle it in future yeah I know that's what which is funny Frome point of view
- 15:59why couldn't Batman have done all of this exactly if he was there watching
- 16:03this and willing to participate just ask him for help yeah not only that it's
- 16:07almost like the movie itself was saying don't worry there won't be any more
- 16:11Suicide Squad movies the next one will be Justice League and we promise it's
- 16:14better yeah that's right just getting this out of the
- 16:19way but like why why are any of the villains in
- 16:26this apart from the fact that they they comic book villain
- 16:29who in the comic books because they're established as as villains you know it
- 16:33made a cool story but most of them are just useless in this scenario anyway the
- 16:38only person oh absolutely that that that I can see the government actually saying
- 16:42maybe we should try and get this guy on our side is Deadshot or Diablo he's a guy that can
- 16:47actually do things yeah but he he's like too unpredictable like is literally a
- 16:52high here's here's a briefcase full of money you work for us now yeah you're a
- 16:57really great shot do it for us yeah but here's the thing right an Australian
- 17:03[ __ ] bank robber with a boomerang what the [ __ ] up against two
- 17:08ass Tech Gods yeah he's not going to be able to do [ __ ] all no I don't even
- 17:13understand why Harley was there I mean apart from the fact that she was the
- 17:16only good character in this yeah and she was a great character too like she
- 17:22actually was cool and a Harley movie might be good or a Batman versus Joker
- 17:25movie that features Harley might be good but they wasted on this and they wasted
- 17:30The Joker yeah I agree I'm really not liking Jared L as a joker no he was well
- 17:37I tell you Luke having not seen the movie you are in a fantastic place to go
- 17:41either way right now yeah you think you don't like him well I just keep even
- 17:46from I think I don't like him as an actor now you know what I would have
- 17:49done just from what I hear from what how he's played The Joker I would have
- 17:54played it totally straight that's what I would have done quiet unpredictable
- 17:59sociopath that's what I would have done because you you've got Heath Ledger
- 18:04going all [ __ ] crazy nuts batshit lunatic yeah so don't don't do a
- 18:10different version of that do something else cuz in this he's not even that
- 18:14crazy Cesar Romero was better at the Joker than Jared Leto is he's just kind
- 18:20of eccentric in this like he doesn't hey dude do you want to [ __ ] my girlfriend
- 18:25yeah man she's your girl no go on [ __ ] her know you want her yeah I do want her
- 18:30she's hot but she's your girlfriend so I'm going to say no well [ __ ] you dead
- 18:34yeah he's kind of like a he's like a a weirdo gangster he's not like the Joker
- 18:39yeah and even method actor and he sent people like a rat and stuff like he's
- 18:43crazy well he he says that they shot a lot more and it got cut out and and I I
- 18:48don't know well of course he's going to say that like yeah well I mean I'd be
- 18:51happy for them I promise I was better but they cut out the bits where I was
- 18:54better well they should have cut it all out he doesn't influence the plot yeah
- 18:57if he they had to put in everything I want it would have been a good movie
- 19:00yeah and I mean a lot of their backstory stuff didn't make a whole lot of sense
- 19:03anyway was that that weird scene where I know that apparently I know what you're
- 19:07going to say apparently this happens in the comics and it's a kind of a
- 19:10throwback I guess to the Tim Burton Batman where there's all these Vats of
- 19:15chemicals at ace chemicals cuz it's ace chemicals not axis and uh he has a
- 19:20little scene with Harley he says do you love me well then jump into the
- 19:23chemicals and then so she jumps in and then he jumps in after but it was
- 19:27like like was it just didn't really fit and like it didn't make any sense well
- 19:31here's the thing if we are assuming that the Joker became all [ __ ] pale and
- 19:38green head because he drove into the chemicals right yeah and he's now asking
- 19:42Harley to do it and she does it and then about 2 minutes later as an afterthought
- 19:48he goes a [ __ ] it I'll jump in as well right he jumps in it has no effect on
- 19:53him because we're assuming he's already had it done to him and it just makes no
- 19:57sense she's gone insane because of a scene we've seen previously yeah and and also his
- 20:04hesitation I'm like what are we supposed to take his you know like he pauses
- 20:07before he jumps in like he was like sucker and then he was like oh wait no I
- 20:11do love her like what what is that it was just so strange maybe that was one
- 20:15of the options they were given I'll do an option where I don't go
- 20:20at all I'll do one where I go straight away and I'll do one where I pause first
- 20:25oh man apparently as well uh can't remember I read this you know the scene where uh
- 20:32she none of this it's so [ __ ] messy she gets her bomb in her neck disabled
- 20:37and then he comes and gets her in the helicopter right but she falls out of the
- 20:41helicopter apparently there's also another version uh which got changed
- 20:46because of test audiences another option where he pushes her
- 20:50out I'm like I'll do one more I push her one where she falls one where she pushes
- 20:54me out did they even have a script or he was just like oh I'll give you some options
- 20:58[Laughter] it was a Choose Your Own Adventure yeah
- 21:04make one where I fall out yeah yeah try
- 21:08that makes no sense the whole thing way we used to make
- 21:13movies no just what do you want to do next knowing what the plot was until you
- 21:17were filming okay what happens next yeah and then it's like oh wait we said
- 21:20something else in the first scene ah whatever no one will
- 21:23notice um how did she get a
- 21:27phone uh the security guard got paid to give it to her right see I missed that I
- 21:33was like what the [ __ ] where did she get you missed it because it happened in a
- 21:37[ __ ] 10 frame scene edited like a [ __ ] music video or film clip yeah
- 21:43right okay because all I know is that they had them restrained in will also
- 21:48they let Will Smith out or sorry Deadshot he wasn't Deadshot he was just
- 21:52Will Smith and he was good in it but he was just Will Smith like he's
- 21:56entertaining um let him out they have a conversation with him they give him a
- 22:00gun like they play that out right and then he's on their side presumably but
- 22:05then in the next scene where they go to get him he's like going to fight that
- 22:09whole SWAT team of guys who are coming in to get him like like yeah wait when
- 22:13did he revert to like not being in on the joke in on the well I I I think this
- 22:19is another case of they had options and they ended up using both cuz the same
- 22:23thing happened with Harley Quinn we got an introductory scene to her then later
- 22:28in the film we we got another introduction when they were busting her
- 22:30out of prison we're like no no no we've seen this yeah
- 22:34right it's like they reshot some things and left the bits they were supposed to
- 22:40replace in as well you know actually really through the structure of this
- 22:44movie right off right okay and the other thing is they assembled The Suicide
- 22:48Squad and then it's at the last minute it's like oh oh and here's this other
- 22:51guy who's part of the squad as well oh and look here's another person as well
- 22:55like yeah like what the [ __ ] you've never heard of these guys before so
- 22:58they're not going to get uh any Exposition we get backstory on everybody
- 23:01this is this is you know this is Deadshot this is Harley this is Killer
- 23:05Croc blah blah blah uh oh and then just before we go that slip not over there he
- 23:10he climbs things uh and then as they're in the plane taking off Katana jumps in
- 23:16oh this is Katana as well she's got a sword yeah she's here for a slightly
- 23:19different reason than you that we want to go into no cuz she's she's a good guy
- 23:24question mark in this could maybe it just been a bit better if they sort of
- 23:28cut those characters out well I read an interview cuz I was like what the [ __ ]
- 23:32was with slipnot cuz he he just shows up and he's he's you know it's like he's
- 23:37part of the team but then he he spoilers he just dies straight away because I had
- 23:40to show that the little bombs in the neck were legit right cuz they've got
- 23:43all got these because it was like Fortress That ' 80s movie with
- 23:46Christopher Lambert exactly they' got these explosive devices think about that
- 23:49I want to watch that again great you should it's a good movie two endings and
- 23:52don't watch Suicide Squad we ending yeah we probably talked about that before
- 23:56there's two endings to Fortress and I remembered the ending where they get
- 23:59outside and they fight the truck and then I was telling someone about how
- 24:02good the ending was talking to someone about it and they were like what are you
- 24:05talking about the movie just ends when they leave yeah that happened the same
- 24:08thing happened to me with the Army of Darkness oh yeah there's two endings to
- 24:12that as well yeah where one where he drinks too much of the stuff and ends up
- 24:16in the future yeah that was the version I saw and I was telling somebody about
- 24:19that and they're like no he fights a dead in esart but uh yeah and then and I read an
- 24:25interview with sorry back to Suicide Squad slpm Mar
- 24:29um I read an interview that said they uh the film was too long so they just
- 24:34decided to cut out lit Knot's backstory since he dies anyway right I'm like
- 24:39that's a [ __ ] well that's a terrible way to handle it yeah I mean I get it
- 24:44like Jos Weeden would have done that do you know what I mean given this whole
- 24:47guy whole backstory and everything and then killed him in the first scene like
- 24:50yeah but he said that could be done well he said he didn't want to he didn't want
- 24:53to do a fake out like that right like so they just they just reshot a scene where
- 24:58he show goes up late and then and then he dies like 5 minutes later what the
- 25:02[ __ ] that's so weird what a dog's breakfast this movie is know do you know
- 25:07what I liked the second half a lot more uh once it was kind of like a linear
- 25:12story that I could follow and it wasn't like yeah except that I didn't like it
- 25:15because by that point three things number one the bad guys are just a
- 25:20faceless Army literally yeah that was and that and that's just infuriating
- 25:25okay let's not care about anybody yeah they just bodies to to Gun Down second
- 25:30now I must have missed something but I didn't realize they were going to rescue
- 25:34that woman I thought that place and then suddenly yeah well as a fake out that
- 25:40was that was not a reveal or a twist for me it was just me thinking I'd missed
- 25:44something yeah right no it just didn't make sense and number three if you've
- 25:49got secrets that your team shouldn't know about and that might completely
- 25:54alter their uh dedication to Mission you've just sent them on don't put them
- 26:00in a folder marked top secret and put it in the boot of the car they're driving
- 26:03in in fact if if you'd written good chess moves on it he would have even
- 26:08opened it right but because it said top secret on it he's like what's this oh
- 26:13yeah that's right also why not tell them anyway yeah who cares yeah like like oh
- 26:20it's it's ter like because they obviously spoilers again the bad guy in
- 26:24this ends up being enchantress uh and she's building a giant machine that will
- 26:28wipe out Humanity but they don't tell stand in front of a giant machine while
- 26:31she's doing a weird little dance yeah yeah uh but they don't tell them that
- 26:35they tell them that it's terrorists and then but like they're not they're not
- 26:39idiots like there's a the build it looks like the building from Ghostbusters
- 26:42there's a big cloud around it [ __ ] lightning shooting out of it they're
- 26:45like oh terrorist yeah look sounds sounds legit like oh yeah weird
- 26:49creatures that are made of like clay that uh there's just hundreds of them
- 26:54that used to be humans yeah yeah ter my favorite part though was when they're
- 26:58standing with Joel kinman at that very moment where they find out the truth
- 27:02they say [ __ ] you and they all go into a bar right yeah and they talk and they
- 27:06start throwing around their kind of Back stories and the reasons why they're
- 27:11doing what they're doing and then about half an hour later Joel kinman walks
- 27:13into the bar and it's like have you been standing outside this whole time no that
- 27:17was my favorite scene just decided to come in yeah yeah it was the first time
- 27:22in a movie where where any of them had any depth yeah and then they ruined it I
- 27:27mean it picked up again at and then the [ __ ] Boomerang man
- 27:30storms out and he says you know I've just smashed this if anyone doesn't want
- 27:33to help me don't and he was like fine I won't he leaves and then he's just in
- 27:37the next scene I know he turns up but that cuz that was a good gag like cuz
- 27:43he's been saying the whole time I'm [ __ ] out of here as soon as we get
- 27:45these bombs disabled and he keeps saying that and then they're like kind of
- 27:48banning together the guy smashes the thing and he's like he legs it like that
- 27:52was funny yeah he stayed gone usess anyway exactly yeah but then they've
- 27:57obviously fil the first lot of film where he's there anyway yeah for the
- 28:02rest of it yeah he had he like served no purpose for the rest of the film except
- 28:06he threw that Boomerang with the camera on it which was [ __ ]
- 28:10stupid he throws a boomerang so with a camera on it so they can see what's
- 28:14going on inside and then he's like controlling it with his phone that was
- 28:19was stupid God forgotten about that I really liked uh I liked enchantress like
- 28:26as a you know like her dark form and I really like the first scene
- 28:30where she trans you know she changes into enchantress the way they did you
- 28:33know her hand comes from underneath and then that was turns over that was very
- 28:38that's the thing Matt there was so much about this movie to like it was just all
- 28:42out of out of order and done badly yeah that's exactly I think there's maybe a
- 28:48version of it exists that I would like but it's not this one yeah I didn't hate
- 28:53it sorry Luke we've talked about a movie you haven't seen for like 30 minutes now
- 28:57so no I'm fine I think You' pretty much convinced me it's not the movie for me
- 29:02no definitely wait I mean maybe watch it later what but what's the next DC movie
- 29:09coming out uh Wonder Woman I think Wonder Woman yeah I think it's Wonder
- 29:12Woman I hope it's Wonder Woman and then appar I this this made me laugh too
- 29:15there was a headline I was reading a Suicide Squad article and uh the
- 29:19headline and I forget which website this was on um but there was a headline next
- 29:23to it in the sidebar that said um director denies claims Wonder Woman is also a
- 29:30mess like [ __ ] hell I'd hate to be that guy oh no Jesus yeah no this movie
- 29:36was weird when the woman's next next year yeah and I don't they've got
- 29:41to should they stop and start again well that's people are saying that I don't
- 29:47know the other thing that annoys me about this is that uh people are being
- 29:52so [ __ ] weird about all of this like with the sewing Rotten
- 29:56Tomatoes because the critics don't like the filmm did you see that
- 30:02y ridiculous um there are uh movements like fan movements to rate the film 10
- 30:08stars on everywhere before it even comes out to encourage people to go see it
- 30:12like what is wrong with you just just that's the thing this movie it's still
- 30:17making money no not not anymore it's not it it was for a week and then it uh it
- 30:22dropped like 79% or something like that cuz the hype worked for the first week
- 30:28same with Batman vers Superman yeah they're not getting people to go back
- 30:31and see it again no no because God no cuz people are saying oh now that was a
- 30:37bit [ __ ] look they might sell some Halloween costumes to girls who want to
- 30:42dress up like Harley Quinn that have never heard of him before Hot Topic has
- 30:46a lot of uh lot of Suicide Squad stuff because it's we have Hot Topic here
- 30:50obviously well I'm not surprised because this was basically Hot Topic the movie
- 30:54yeah gen generally speaking I shop there uh but I'm not going to be buying any of
- 30:57the Suicide Squad merch uh they've got like the Joker's purple jacket like
- 31:02trench coat which I saw that in the shop and I was like that's cool oh it's
- 31:06Suicide Squad merch no I'm not interested Dew I'm probably pronouncing
- 31:10that wrong they're uh accusing the director of stealing their style which I
- 31:15think is funny oh do you really want to be claiming that of a movie that did
- 31:19this well oh yeah but I know but I mean I can see like uh the Joker in
- 31:24particular his his style is very reminiscent of you know of ninja sure
- 31:30but I won't say that ninja is all too original you know what
- 31:36I mean his look is fairly derivative he just might not well that's what it
- 31:40that's what their style is I guess they just take [ __ ] from everywhere and I
- 31:44mean I did read one review that said that the Joker in this is like Marilyn
- 31:48Manson from the Tainted Love music video where he's kind of like yeah gangster
- 31:52goth yeah yeah I agree with his his grill teeth what do you call that yeah
- 31:58grill grill I think yeah yeah well look another movie that's losing money hand
- 32:03over fist uh as pretty much everyone predicted is the Ghostbusters remake oh
- 32:09man the film no one wanted to see and
- 32:12told them and they didn't care um even
- 32:17even at even if they kind of pull in
- 32:21the the very optimistic estimate of the prediction for the rest of its
- 32:25theatrical run it's still set to lose about $70 million oh my God so when it
- 32:31first came out in the first week they're going look well we'll be making a sequel
- 32:35and now I they ain't think they're going to stop talking about
- 32:39sequel so I mean I think it could have been good I haven't seen it yet have you
- 32:44guys seen it I'm not going to see it I got no interest in seeing it it's if it
- 32:49was the movie that I was hoping for I would go see like if it was Ghostbusters
- 32:543 if it was a continue on not a reboot SL remake whatever it is the thing is a
- 32:59lot of people a lot of like uh I guess critics they're not critics cuz they're
- 33:03just people on YouTube or the internet uh well I mean they are critics uh
- 33:07people who whose opinions I generally you know respect and agree with have
- 33:12said that they they had fun in it like they enjoyed it like it wasn't the best
- 33:16film ever but it was was not as bad as they thought and it was pretty fun I
- 33:20kind of want to watch it but also I'm like could be less interested yeah I
- 33:24mean and not cuz only the [ __ ] reasons the internet came up for I any
- 33:29looks stupid and I don't want to watch it and don't care about any of that
- 33:32stuff like yeah it just doesn't look like I would I would like to see Ghostbusters
- 33:393 well like a continuing on from Ghostbusters 2 you won't they could have
- 33:44had the same cast in there look I've said this before I wish they hadn't made
- 33:48Ghostbusters 2 until now yeah I think Ghostbusters 2 as a script would have
- 33:52worked a lot better if it was 30 years on yeah totally yeah and it's too late
- 33:56now cuz they go they got burned on that cuz it was not very good yeah that's
- 34:00right oh did you just admit Ghostbusters 2 was not very
- 34:03good oh adult me knows that it's not but
- 34:08uh as a kid it was it was great even as a kid I was like this is not
- 34:14right come on they fight in the Statue of Liberty yeah well they they know did
- 34:19they fight in it they just kind of ride it which doesn't make a whole lot of
- 34:21sense like you know what I haven't seen it in a long time I can't remember why
- 34:25they had to do that why did they have to ride the Statue of Liberty they they
- 34:28ride the Statue of Liberty to get to a building and then smash the building
- 34:32open so they can get in or something I think I don't it's been a very long time
- 34:36yeah that sounds right that sounds familiar blocked it out just blocked it all
- 34:40out did you guys see the new rogue one trailer no not interested yes I did of
- 34:47course I [ __ ] did oh man I woke up it had been up for
- 34:514 hours and it had 6 million views and then it had 6 million and
- 34:55one man this trailer is is oh my God
- 34:59[ __ ] they they know how to get me this has got some stuff been burned
- 35:05before I know we've been burned before because we all thought the trailer to
- 35:09The Phantom Menace looked good but I'll go as far as
- 35:13saying this can't suck oh man because
- 35:17this trailer is excellent there's so many things in it just every every like
- 35:23cut from like you know scene to scene in the trailer I was like oh oh oh
- 35:28oh yeah and then at the end well trailer spoilers when she's walking out on that
- 35:33Gantry and the [ __ ] TIE fighter comes up and I'm like what is this I've got
- 35:37I've got to see this I've got to see this Death Star blocks out the sun yeah
- 35:43[ __ ] firing Bazookas at 880s my God
- 35:47looks so good cannot wait that [ __ ]
- 35:51robot he looks cool yeah he does so I
- 35:55mean it could still be [ __ ] but uh no no I I can't see it being as good as
- 36:00episode seven really but we'll see I I got to say I mean looking at this it
- 36:06looks like it could be better for me cuz it's about some different stuff no no
- 36:10I'm not saying it's going to be bad I just I think episode 7 was a great movie
- 36:14and I just think I don't think Rogue Bon's going to replace that true but I I
- 36:17think episode seven as we all know played it very very safe yeah and I
- 36:22don't know that this one's going to and it it also it's it's got I mean I know
- 36:28it's stuff that we've seen before but it's like stuff that I like and there
- 36:33it's more of that kind of thing I know that like some people criticize the
- 36:36force awakens for being too similar and I mean visually this is very similar to
- 36:42a New Hope and an Empire but I don't know that I like that fine by me yeah
- 36:48yeah not long the wa what December it comes out yeah to long too long indeed
- 36:53oh Darth Vader's in it obviously we knew that but then he in the trailer at the
- 36:58end his little head is it Hayden Christensen in Darth Vader suit no it's
- 37:02not why he's probably looking for work yeah be the right age now y I think to
- 37:06bite the bullet and um actually just get James L Jones to wear the suit oh my
- 37:11goodness that would be very funny they could just digitally fix that later yeah
- 37:15that' be great just quickly uh we've been we've been doing listener questions
- 37:21on the show of late uh Luke can you give us that
- 37:25jingle it's the qu I I can't remember time did did you make a jingle for me
- 37:30question time you made you the jingle live um you just going to sing I have to
- 37:34sing it every week everyone else should make one for I have to see all
- 37:41right God how it go question time question time question time question time sending
- 37:48you questions for Question Time perfect good all right so this question was sent
- 37:53in by listener Craig and it's specifically hi Craig specifically for
- 37:57Dan um oh okay he uh he asked if you were if he recalled correctly somebody
- 38:04was in Singapore and that's you MH somebody that's somebody's me yeah
- 38:08that's somebody's Dan uh is there a Hidden Gem in Singapore uh he's headed
- 38:14there with his wife in October for the very first time and is there a Hidden
- 38:17Gem you would recommend he they uh they make an effort to to see in Singapore
- 38:22and uh if if they find you do they get a real life achievement and we've said
- 38:28before that that is a competition if you can find yeah that stands AB you win
- 38:32something um so so that stands but yeah is there something he should do in
- 38:36Singapore that he might not otherwise know about all right well I mean it's
- 38:40it's it's tough to suggest a Hidden Gem to someone when I know literally nothing
- 38:44about them or what they like right well they they listen to the show presumably
- 38:48they like us for some reason say that again they listen to this show so
- 38:52presumably they like us for some so with with only that in mind I'm going to give
- 38:56you a hidden food gem a hidden drinks Gem and a hidden Hidden Gem wow and then
- 39:02I'm going to give you a clue to finding me while you're here o right yeah okay
- 39:08so the hidden food gem there's a couple of pretty cool places to eat here right
- 39:13um if you're into kind of comic books Etc which we are right there's an
- 39:19officially licensed DC Comics Cafe quite good but that's not my recommendation
- 39:24the hidden food gem is the hungry Heroes Cafe unlicensed which basically means
- 39:31any hero from any type of comic book all smooshed together in a pretty cool place
- 39:36to go and have food cool hungry Heroes all right hidden drinks gem not so nerdy
- 39:43well nerdy in a different way maybe it's a bar called the library which is a
- 39:47Speak Easy Speak Easy's very popular here in Singapore at the moment hidden
- 39:51bars right you need a password to get in and you have to go to their website
- 39:55Facebook and figure it out every day what the password is that's awesome okay
- 40:00we didn't have that the and it's hidden behind a bookcase and they will not let you in
- 40:06without it that's awesome in fact unless you tell them the password they will not
- 40:11even admit they have a secret Speak Easy hidden behind the bookcase
- 40:15wow I need to try that now would you recommend someone to try say Singapore
- 40:20Sling or something what uh I would say Singapore slings are absolutely
- 40:25disgusting unless you like fake ch cherry flavored drinks uh I do not I
- 40:30don't think just have a gin and tonic while you're here oh you got Luke then Luke's on
- 40:35board yeah yep yeah sling uh but if you want if you
- 40:40want a Hidden Gem that's actually hidden that you've got to actually go and find
- 40:44uh I like kind of urban exploring and uh and off in the jungle there's a uh a
- 40:50building called istana woodnook which is an abandoned Sultan's Palace oh if you
- 40:56follow me on Instagram you've probably seen pictures of me there I have that's
- 41:00my hidden hidden gem for you I didn't know that's where you were but I have
- 41:02seen photos yeah yeah yeah and my clue if you want to find me although you
- 41:09might uh you might miss this if you coming in in uh October but on the 10th
- 41:14and 11th of September I'll be at singam more ComicCon oh so the pool is narrowed
- 41:19if you're coming then cool I'll be there uh I was at Boston ComiCon on Friday
- 41:26with Jenna uh if you check out our Instagram and our Facebook and
- 41:30everywhere we've been posting some stuff about it I won't go on about it here
- 41:34we're going to do our this going to be a special episode up on the specials
- 41:37channel uh it probably will be up already by the time you hear this so
- 41:41you're interested check that out had a good day it was fun great how does it
- 41:45compar to other comiccons uh well I mean it's similar obviously to to something
- 41:50like Supernova because it's very comic based there's not a lot of film stuff uh
- 41:53at this point so yeah very similar to to Supernova say but with more artists and
- 41:58actually more I mean I know that they make an effort to get people out there
- 42:01but there were so many people at this that I was like oh that that person's
- 42:05here oh wow so uh like William Shatner appearing there we didn't see him on
- 42:10Friday he wasn't there on Friday but um Karen Gillan from Dr Who was there on
- 42:14Friday uh and also Jenna Coleman from Doctor Who is going to be there uh this
- 42:19weekend well too late sorry by the time you hear this uh but
- 42:24also I met uh the guy who does Al turd Comics I don't know if you've seen Al
- 42:29turd Comics um it's just a comic that I I posted on Reddit all the time that I
- 42:33really like and uh we just walking around and then there this guy sat there
- 42:37at a table with with a have you seen that comic that's um it's got the
- 42:41Lumberjack and the web developer have you seen that I'm sure I sent it around
- 42:46and it's got uh I'm going to ruin the joke but do you know the comic that I
- 42:49mean I want you to ruin the joke before I say whether I have or not yeah hang on let me
- 42:55I'll hey see it mhm ah yes yes another
- 43:00one yeah yeah so uh he sat there and he had pred that out and and I so I went
- 43:05over and I'm like Sor are you is this you and he was like yep and I was like
- 43:11oh hello and we had a chat for a bit he was very friendly uh I told him we just
- 43:14move from Australia and stuff he's really friendly that and I said oh how
- 43:16much is one of these prints five bucks for for a poster of that so you so
- 43:22you now own that oh yeah yeah it's right here it's in front of me on the desk
- 43:25actually nice but yeah so it was good it was good good it was nice and yeah a lot
- 43:28of um I I I read Comics but I'm not familiar with who makes them like the
- 43:33artists and stuff I'm just I just kind of read them so uh there were a lot of
- 43:37people there there was a guy who's worked on stuff like spidergwen and uh
- 43:41some other stuff that I like but I don't know who they are so I feel bad like I
- 43:45don't want to go up to somebody and say hi sorry what do you do so I feel like
- 43:49for next time I need to do some more research you don't owe them a thing
- 43:53Matthew was fun day Dave would have [ __ ] hated it yeah it was uh it was a
- 43:58lot more packed and a lot less uh
- 44:02socially capable than
- 44:06PS let's put it that way well he hated packs too as far as I can remember well
- 44:12exactly that's my point winged all day at Supernova of course of course we saw
- 44:17Carrie Fisher and she was aw good yeah she was amazing that's why I really
- 44:21wanted to see William Shatner again because that was it's one of my favorite
- 44:25panels I've ever seen was William Shatner [ __ ] but I don't know if I
- 44:29necessarily want to sit through him again just talking about whatever the [ __ ] he felt
- 44:35like that I'm very happy I saw but yeah doesn't matter what you asked him he was
- 44:40going to talk about whatever he felt like riding horses and I've got a son
- 44:45I've got back pain Bulgarian
- 44:49acrobats amazing oh uh have we got some news to round out this this show sounds
- 44:56like you're trying to push us in a certain direction but I'm not sure which
- 45:00one you're talking about there something else you want to talk about we can talk
- 45:02about anything you want what do you want to talk about once again I feel like
- 45:04you're trying to yeah I feels tell us what you want to talk I I'm honestly I don't
- 45:11mind I don't know what's happening yeah all right look fine you're saying this
- 45:15like there's something that you want to talk about and somehow you're like
- 45:18trying to be diplomatic and be like no no no don't don't talk about what I want
- 45:21to talk about no I'm actually I'm I'm not not at all I'm just trying to you
- 45:25know I was just segueing into some news sure I mean we there's plenty of news
- 45:29did you see this thing about the Tesla car I wanted to talk about this actually
- 45:32because I I question the truth of of some of these articles yeah me too and I
- 45:38think they skipped over a lot of very important points in this article
- 45:42questions I would have asked as a journalist so the the the gist is a guy
- 45:47in a Tesla a Tesla is one of the electric cars I've seen them in Sydney
- 45:52my next car yeah I they're really cool there's a Tesla syy yeah they cost too
- 45:58much that's how much they cost yeah yeah it's like a 100 grandish right yeah yeah
- 46:04I think uh that was in Australia um so
- 46:09this guy he was driving his Tesla and he had a a heart attack and the article
- 46:15says uh the Tesla has well it has a thing called driver assist and the and
- 46:21the premise of the Articles generally that I saw was that he uh he was having
- 46:25a heart attack and so he asked the car to drive him to the hospital and it did
- 46:30mhm okay yeah yeah I mean the headline
- 46:34of this article is Tesla drives man to
- 46:37hospital yeah now I having been
- 46:42interested in these cars before before now I know that that's not how it works
- 46:46because there's actually a more a recent article as well where a guy was driving
- 46:53his car his Tesla uh assumed that driver assist would just take care of things
- 46:59yeah and he was watching Harry Potter instead of paying attention uh and
- 47:04because of the situation there was some glare uh and the car got confused and he
- 47:10plowed into a truck and was decapitated so uh y so it doesn't work like that
- 47:15it's not drive it's not self driving remember they came out and said that was
- 47:19sort of a freak occurrence sure but it's not supposed to just drive it's supposed
- 47:24to stop you from plowing into something if you're not paying attention like
- 47:27obviously this guy was abusing the new models are will drive
- 47:31you but you still have to they you still have to be aware of what's happening
- 47:37it's not uh now hold on you can't just be having a heart attack lying on the
- 47:41floor of the car and yell car drive me to the hospital and it does it doesn't
- 47:46work like that it doesn't uh it won't pull off like a highway it it doesn't it
- 47:51doesn't do that it'll it'll stop you from crashing into something it will
- 47:55apply the brakes if it sensors the there something around but it doesn't it's not
- 47:58a self-driving car unless it's some new model that I'm not aware about not aware
- 48:03of it doesn't work like that no I think they do now I don't think they you you
- 48:08can't drive a self-driving car around you're not allowed to do that yet cuz
- 48:12again they also talk about to do the Tesla driver in Florida was killed when
- 48:17his self-driving car crashed into a semi- truck they're not
- 48:20self-driving no and Google when they were developing their car you know were
- 48:25going on about how eventually once everyone has a self-driving car it'll be
- 48:31safer than the way that we have it now because human era is taken out of the
- 48:36equation and everything will just be running on like insane GPS but
- 48:42like it's not like some people are just sitting in the back seat and their car
- 48:46is driving them now no right no that seems legally you still have to have
- 48:51someone in the front seat I know but I'm saying it it it it's not self-driving
- 48:56you don't just tell it where to go and it goes there like it's not well at
- 49:00least that's not what it's intended for it's driver assist it's not self-driving
- 49:04and that's like these articles seem to be implying that this is like everybody
- 49:09you go by a Tesla you don't have to drive anymore the car will drive for you
- 49:13hold on buddy I'll get you there yeah that's not how this works as far as I'm
- 49:17aware he still had to drive the car like most of the time like the Google
- 49:22self-driving cars are still being tested like they're not you can't drive around
- 49:25in one of them so I I'm trying to read because I'm pretty sure they're probably they're
- 49:31more self-driving than I think you believe they are I but I'm just trying
- 49:35to find out I have I heard the same criticisms before this article came out
- 49:39because it was uh another podcast where one of the guys owns a Tesla and he was
- 49:45criticizing this guy who had the accident because he saying and and and
- 49:49also for the press for coming at it from this angle and and and saying this is a
- 49:54self-driving car and they're autop piloting Tech technology failed and this
- 49:58guy died like no that's not what it's for it's to stop you from swerving into
- 50:02another lane or crashing into something like it's not to drive you to I'm
- 50:08reading this right now the hands still have to be on the steering wheel and if
- 50:12you take them you can take them off for a moment but if you take them off the
- 50:14steering wheel for more than a couple of seconds you get a message saying to put
- 50:18your hands back on or it'll cut out mhm um it's more like cruise
- 50:24control it's like a it's like a really really good cruise control right now
- 50:29with with that Hands on the Wheel thing I think that's more s to the fact is you
- 50:33also you legally can't have a self-driving car I was about to say
- 50:36legally Tesla are not allowed to release a self-driving car yeah that's what I'm
- 50:41saying it does not it will not drive you to the hospital Google have not been
- 50:45allowed to release their self-driving car correct no they can test it in San Francisco now
- 50:51Tesla's basically it's just an update and a lot of their cars will become
- 50:56self-driving cars yeah no I'm sure they'd love to legally they can't be
- 50:59done look I don't think it's as self-driving self-driving but I think
- 51:03it's more than what you're thinking as well all right no that's fair look and
- 51:07listeners if you know more about this that's I'm sure the listeners know much
- 51:11more about it than we do a lot more cuz most of my my knowledge of it came from
- 51:15that previous article about the guy who had the car accident and then everyone
- 51:18was saying well he's an idiot that's where a lot of that came for me as well
- 51:21and I think I just read that differently to how you read it he was an idiot
- 51:25because what happened with with that one is a truck turned in front of him and
- 51:30the the camera cuz the sun was behind it the camera didn't pick up the truck
- 51:35turned if if the light if the sun wasn't there the car would have break and
- 51:39stopped itself yeah that's right because he was traveling in a straight line on a
- 51:43highway like it's it's not like it's not pulling you off the highway and then
- 51:47stopping at the lights and then driving you to the hospital like it's it's it's
- 51:51like cruise control that will also hit the brakes if it senses something in
- 51:55front of you like you know what I mean like it's not calculating a route and
- 52:00then just driving you to the hospital or or whatever like this guy who had the
- 52:04heart attack it's great and I'm sure that that was very helpful to have the car like you
- 52:10know not handling the speed and breaking for yeah but it didn't just he didn't
- 52:14just fall down the ground and like ah take me to the hospital and it did no
- 52:19but that seems to be what they're implying and it I don't know it just
- 52:21bugs me a bit because people are getting the wrong idea about oh I mean it's
- 52:25great publicy he definitely still would have been in the front seat he still
- 52:27would have he had to have his hands on the wheel he had to be like indicating
- 52:32and turning corners and doing things himself it doesn't do that and I mean
- 52:37Teslas are great I love Teslas it's a good publicity Forum so you know
- 52:41whatever it's just not entirely accurate I don't know unless I'm
- 52:46mistaken and listeners if you know better uh and you know we'll look more
- 52:50into it Luke feel free to correct me if uh if you find that I am wrong it's got
- 52:55to F you think there be something somewhere that says just stop Point
- 53:00Tesla tesla.com I'm going there there is I just literally read read out that all
- 53:04the reasons why Tesla's [ __ ] car is not a [Laughter]
- 53:11robot oh dear ordering a bottle less they're very
- 53:15nice you hear the asteroid asteroids did you guys hear the astronauts dying of
- 53:19space AIDS well I mean it's not surprising the [ __ ] they use protection
- 53:24when you [ __ ] space aliens yeah so I mean I'm I'm joking somewhat but it is a
- 53:30little like that uh space radiation uh seems to be causing
- 53:36astronauts Apollo Astronauts specifically to uh to have issues dying
- 53:42they're dying of heart disease at four to five times the rate of other people
- 53:46because they think that the uh the space radiation this is a theory obviously at
- 53:52this point uh has done something to
- 53:57their to their bodies I guess and they're they're having increased
- 54:02instances of heart disease okay so that's that's terrifying it would have
- 54:06to do something I know their eye their eyes aren't that good when they come
- 54:10back extended periods and space actually have effect on your eyes right they just
- 54:15get used to seeing things from very far away it's hard to readjust your
- 54:20focus you like keep looking at the ground like oh that Earth's a bit close
- 54:27oh hold on I got to step back if I want to look at this
- 54:31yeah that was the sound of the Rocket taking off um but this doesn't bode well
- 54:36for Mars Missions at this point because
- 54:41uh trips to the moon are significantly shorter than trips to Mars and and also
- 54:47if you're on Mars we don't really know uh how much of the radiation you're
- 54:51going to be getting there compared to here although I assume they're measuring
- 54:53all that stuff now with the the Rover if he's got the there only one way to find
- 54:57out that's to send you yep cuz I'll tell you what if you need somebody who is now
- 55:03immune to cancer you only get cancel once so Luke's Luke's will ready to go
- 55:08bring it on Space radiation or not so what you're saying is if you get AIDS
- 55:13from someone who's had cancer then you are immune to cancer sorry you're immune
- 55:18to what are you saying I think you're immune to both Jesus that's how that
- 55:24works Luke you need to get yourself to
- 55:28Africa you have a gift that only you can give oh man so they've done uh they've
- 55:34done some research on mice uh both you know like radiated and otherwise to to
- 55:40see what happens and simulated weightlessness to determine whether
- 55:43there's a difference between the mice who were weightless and radiated and the
- 55:48mice that were just weightless uh mhm and yes there was a difference so they
- 55:53they're kind of figuring it all out and uh hopefully they'll be able to come up
- 55:57with a way to prevent that from happening in the future so that we can
- 56:01actually explore space a bit further yeah that'll be nice yeah now with this
- 56:07astronauts like how long ago were were they in space like was it we talking the
- 56:12Apollo missions this has taken years to happen or like 40 years ago is yeah oh
- 56:18come on 40 years just send people they'll be fine well they won't Luke
- 56:22they won't maybe you need to send people that are a little older
- 56:26you know what I mean exactly you know it takes that long if it takes 40 years for
- 56:31you to get the heart disease just send people with less than a 40-year life
- 56:34expectancy yeah but the difference is it takes years to get to Mars and and
- 56:39that's constant exposure to it I see your point man whereas the the
- 56:45Apollo Astronauts said people with like 30 years left then you're volunteering Again
- 56:52Luke I mean 30 years you've you've you've always claimed you had had
- 56:56nowhere near that long left exactly I'm going to be lucky to hit 60 so Now's the
- 57:01Time to send me NASA let's get him up there it's like the reverse Martian send
- 57:07him to Mars this might be the last chance you
- 57:12have I guess we I'm gonna make a poster for uh for next week it's reverse
- 57:16Martian you the Martian poster was Matt Damon's face with bring him home M I'm
- 57:21going to make a poster there says send him away
- 57:27it shouldn't be too hard to get you sent away I mean okay yeah all right so
- 57:32Olympics oh yeah they're on oh yeah I guess we're forgetting that this is uh
- 57:37this is our official Olympics episode isn't it great cover so far yeah I have
- 57:43a serious question about the Olympics go on I won't be able to answer it how long
- 57:47do you think everyone stops giving a [ __ ] about it and it goes away I don't
- 57:51know man people take it pretty serious getting that far I'm going I'm going
- 57:54probably another Olympics well I I'll be honest I didn't know this was on since
- 58:00we don't watch free toar television anymore I knew because I've seen some of
- 58:04the some of the hassles they've had I know that the uh they had problems with
- 58:08Olympic Village when they got there because the apartments weren't finished
- 58:12they've got problems right now cuz apparently the diving pool has turned
- 58:15green and uh is burning the eyes of people in it and uh and they don't know
- 58:21why and now it's spread to the uh some of the other pools apparently so right
- 58:27Sans don't give a [ __ ] about the olymics and no one has started to watching it
- 58:30except that earlier in the week we won our first ever gold medal so now people
- 58:35are paying attention oh what for what in swimming nice yeah and we are an island
- 58:40and now that swimmer is blind from uh from whatever algae is in there gross
- 58:46but yeah apparently the opening ceremony was uh was a bit strange in that it was
- 58:50a giant vagina yeah I'm looking at this photo now that does look like a giant
- 58:53vagina so good job Rio I think know clitteris goes well I can I think I can see it
- 59:00there at the top I mean basically it's this folds of pink opening up from the
- 59:05center mhm and uh of course the internet
- 59:09just went crazy immediately starting asking why is this a big
- 59:15vagina I mean no one seemed to mind they just didn't really get it um also
- 59:21apparently this is just something interesting that I learned uh when they
- 59:25bring the different countries you know each of the countries come out at the
- 59:29start at the start at some point I've never seen one at the start though I
- 59:33would say Ral the countries later on and
- 59:37who knew Germany was here well apparently they come out in alphabetical
- 59:43order but it's alphabetically based on
- 59:47the alphabet of the country hosting and
- 59:51so it's not you know it's not our alphabet and so it can be a bit
- 59:57confusing for people sometimes but this is in Rio right this in Brazil yeah
- 1:00:01that's right and apparently they all came out they use our alphabet here no
- 1:00:05well either that or there's something else going on but somebody told me that
- 1:00:08they were coming out in an unus like in not you know non- English alphabetical
- 1:00:12order it's not English it's the Roman alphabet all right F but that's what I'm
- 1:00:17saying it's like the they're it's a different ordering to to to English
- 1:00:22apparently and so when they came out they were coming out in a different
- 1:00:25order and someone was like what's going on oh it's because the letters are in a
- 1:00:29different order they do it based on the country you know someone was actually
- 1:00:32watching it yeah I know I've bumped into a few people here yeah I I don't know
- 1:00:36anyone in Australia who's watching it okay so I'm looking at the Portuguese
- 1:00:41alphabet right now and I call [ __ ] sorry really all right yeah maybe they
- 1:00:46come what do they come out in then pretty much all Latin other countries
- 1:00:49entered in the alphabetical order in the language of the host country Brazilian
- 1:00:54Portuguese yeah so maybe if the China Olympics I'm assuming everyone would
- 1:00:58have been really confused because they don't even have an alphabet well okay if
- 1:01:02you look at uh on Wikipedia it's got a list of 2016 Summer Olympics Parade of
- 1:01:08Nations during the parade of Nations athletes blah blah blah blah blah it's
- 1:01:11got a list of the mall United States broadcaster NBC reportedly made a
- 1:01:14request for the Parade of Nations to be conducted in English alphabetical order
- 1:01:18rather than Portuguese stating that American TV viewership would be affected
- 1:01:22if the US team entered in the middle of the parade as EST
- 1:01:26unidos in Portuguese instead of near the end of the parade as United States in
- 1:01:30English oh okay that doesn't mean that their alphabet is different that just
- 1:01:33means that the name of the country is different instead of being United States
- 1:01:36of America IE starts with a u it's America United starts with an A well now
- 1:01:42now I know now I know that as well of a way I've been I was misinformed until I
- 1:01:48read that paragraph myself yeah look reading the whole article is not what
- 1:01:52we're about here it's our thing this wasn't even an article this is just is
- 1:01:56an anecdote that's gone horribly wrong for me so I apologize the anecdote why was Greece
- 1:02:02first uh like hold on
- 1:02:08Portuguese word for Greece well it's got
- 1:02:11it here it says greo it's still a g so
- 1:02:15yeah maybe it's Athens ah yeah okay could be but anyway somebody told me
- 1:02:21that they were in a different order because of that and apparently they were
- 1:02:24wrong as well so that's that's fine though they were in a different order than what
- 1:02:28they were but not for not for the reason the person told me no there you go they
- 1:02:33just displaying my ignorance of who language what country is this
- 1:02:37independent Olympic athletes you know what this goes to show this goes to show
- 1:02:42that people that watch sports aren't very smart I mean we knew that already yeah
- 1:02:49but now it's been proved absolutely I watch sports I think the independent
- 1:02:53athletes are the ones where it's it's like there's a country that some cuz
- 1:02:58some people kickstarted to get in the Olympics didn't they there was a country
- 1:03:01that there was just one yeah there was one athlete that crowds crowdfunded to
- 1:03:05to be and the country wouldn't the country would like if you want to go
- 1:03:08raise the money yourself yeah basically yeah there's this I think there's a
- 1:03:12swimmer who uh who raised the money to to go it's probably the Singapore
- 1:03:15swimmer could be uh maybe actually check that oh yeah because there's countries
- 1:03:22where if you don't have enough ath enough athletes there's no way you're
- 1:03:25going to win the Olympics right if you got one athlete like that athlete could
- 1:03:29probably do well at something but you're not going to win so maybe they just
- 1:03:32combine do well in a lot of things they're like look is there a winner of
- 1:03:35the Olympics yeah you get the most gold medals right isn't that the country that
- 1:03:39that wins overall right but if you've got one athlete from your country so if
- 1:03:43the country gets the most gold medals do they get like a big gold
- 1:03:46medal presumably yeah well look imagine it was you Luke and you were a country
- 1:03:52yep imagine you're a country right and you you win something right are you
- 1:03:57going to be satisfied without a prize no
- 1:04:02no I'm making everyone who competed for me to come and give me their gold medals
- 1:04:07yeah see so presumably they've banded
- 1:04:09forces together to uh to create a larger potential of actually winning I can find
- 1:04:16the name of this guy but I can't find
- 1:04:19what country is from his name is Jeremy
- 1:04:24Taio United States
- 1:04:28oh Nigerian former triple jumper you didn't win a medal go fund me Jeremy
- 1:04:34Tai's Olympic Journey so where's he from Nigeria yeah
- 1:04:39says here he's from Renton USA Washington de cathete is this the right
- 1:04:46person who [ __ ] knows clearly not once again we probably should have
- 1:04:52checked our facts before reporing but that's not our we don't do facts our
- 1:04:56listeners know this this came up casually I don't think we need to feel
- 1:04:59too bad about it this we didn't plan to discuss it so no in fact we've already
- 1:05:03spent far longer talking about the Olympics than we ever thought we would
- 1:05:08so maybe we just need to cap it at that maybe maybe that's true what's your
- 1:05:12favorite Olympic event let's finish on
- 1:05:17that yeah I could tell you what's not my favorite that's all for this week thank
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