Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 299: Oprah, Eternally Messy
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- 0:00It's just don't know. That wasn't this. It was discussed that sure was
- 0:19highly mid. That show was very there's a scale with mid family matterers is
- 0:23right at the tip of the mid. That is a lie. That's just
- 0:26that's literally the definition of mid. Far from it. Who's the best character
- 0:30on that show? On Family Matter? It's one good character on the show,
- 0:33Steven, No, it's not. It's one good character. Shows who's
- 0:36the other who who's the other standout character on the show. You know who
- 0:39it is. It's Carl Winslow, his alter ego Stefan or Cat exactly the
- 0:45same nigga playing another nigga. It would be Eddie. And then with My
- 0:51King Nah, Eddie was funny. What's his name, Malcolm jam No,
- 0:57what's his name? His real name? I don't know because it doesn't matter.
- 1:00It was boring and ship to me, that's a very funny show.
- 1:03My my. My fondest memory of his character, you know that actor was
- 1:07he was disappointed. He was just like me, you know that played Eddie.
- 1:15He dated Superhead or married Superhead? What? Yeah, so he was
- 1:19a dork on the show and a door in realized. Yes, why you
- 1:23gotta be a because he married the most famous, married the biggest eater Mariland.
- 1:30What not Marylyn sounds like, sounds like okay. The third most popular
- 1:37dignancy Reagan's mouth was wild, said was like a fucking eater. Hey man,
- 1:46that's a wild first first first lady, first lady. She's as presidential
- 1:55throat. Yeah, so it was her blessed one of one. You see,
- 2:02no no regrets. Niggas don't getting I'm getting thrown test, especially if
- 2:07they're words. They don't get words, get words I don't know, get
- 2:10flowers, get get or just don't get tattoos, then don't do it.
- 2:15I mean, I've seen plenty of neck tattoos that look just fine. But
- 2:17once you get words blessed, he got blessed across his throat, listened through.
- 2:24Wow, that's crazy. Limit list. I literally seen right before I
- 2:29got one, niggas said one of one, I would on his neck,
- 2:32on his on his throat, one of one, throat, throw baby this
- 2:38God, I got this. You and of all the throats of all the
- 2:43seven seas, you ain't never have a never fine throat like me. You
- 2:47ain't never happen. Throat never happened. You ain't never never, You ain't
- 2:53never ever like me? That's crazy? How didly thoroughly good? Everybody?
- 3:15How do you do? It's not that serious podcast? And we're here the
- 3:19podcast for you. I happened to be one of your hosts, Big Michael
- 3:23lz Kens in the building with my Ka doctor Waffle m j. Yeah.
- 3:29You already know once we start, when we start with a song, you
- 3:31already it's going to be a banger song. Cooking with grease. That might
- 3:37be that was that was good? Yeah, I couldn't. Yeah, you
- 3:46ain't. That was good. I might have to make that a ring Joe.
- 3:52That might be a that's crazy ring to might have to be a by
- 3:55this guy you ain't never bitch me? Wow, that's crazy. That's wild.
- 4:11Clock, that's what you're doing at the moment. She's going down.
- 4:20Oh yeah, man. Shout out to speaker Spotify all the man damn them
- 4:26there. Shout out to everybody that's listening. I love all you, We
- 4:30love all you guys. Blah blah blah. It was money three five fifteen
- 4:32dollars tiers. I listened to the pod with ads today because our good friend
- 4:40pilot Boy does not have Patreon for us, so he was telling me riches,
- 4:45the richest, the richest, nigga. We know exactly, you know
- 4:49what? Never mind, go ahead after I say yeah, we can grill
- 4:53him. He was telling me a timestamp, so I had to go back.
- 4:56But his time stamps are all with ads, so if I go back,
- 4:58it'll be like, on Patreon, what are you talking about? This
- 5:00is like, let's talking about something. Oh no, blah blah. I
- 5:04have to go on the plebeian a the brokey adversion nasty. So yeah,
- 5:12that's the best thing about having Patreon. Yeah, and it's it's literally twelve
- 5:16quarters a month, so you don't got to deal with that. And if
- 5:21you want to feel a little freaky and do five quarters, who's gonna stop
- 5:24you and get some bonus content? Yeah, and you can pay for a
- 5:28year upfront if he wants you want to knock it out. He stopping.
- 5:33We're not putting up a money block or something exactly. No, it's it's
- 5:36a limitless wishing well that you could just keep pouring money to, just keep
- 5:41pouring it in, pouring in. Will you get returned? You absolutely will
- 5:45with great content, but you just keep pouring money. And see, Keenan,
- 5:47you're doing it already, and we just started. I keep going.
- 5:53I just stopped myself from doing something crazy. Keen is watching the game right
- 5:57now. He's watching the Lakers. What's the core? Seventeen sixteen Lakers?
- 6:01Oh, y'all are away away myself, I just won't see how bad somebody
- 6:10try. Who was it Clarissa Shield? Is that? Who was no Christa
- 6:14Carissa? Who the fucking Kyrie Champion? Her name is not even Christa Kyrie
- 6:17Champion? Carry carry carry Champion? The fuck did I see? She tweeted
- 6:23that her friend said that, who is your friend? Her friend? They
- 6:28just assumed that they were gonna lose because like if he won, like,
- 6:31oh, that was his final game, so he's not playing games, so
- 6:33he's not gonna play a game. Yeah, it's not gonna be right.
- 6:40When Lebron retires, it's going to be a celebration. The one thing that
- 6:43I'm noticing a lot of these niggas are done. Bro. Yeah yeah,
- 6:46I watched this, bro Dame got a fucking ruptured achilles or whatever or string
- 6:53string Katie. I just watched him get banged on by aunt man. That
- 6:58could happen whenever, I know, But it's like it just it looked like
- 7:01it's just like, yeah, but the next generation is here. These niggas
- 7:04are done. But Steph ain't even in the playoffs. That's not Clay's last
- 7:09game with the with the Warriors, he had zero points. Clay's been cooked
- 7:12for a while. Them niggas around Steph are done, But I don't think
- 7:15he's done it. I just the team is not going to be able to
- 7:19put that rounds at this point. That's how I'm looking at it, because
- 7:23he wants them niggas around because if he said get him out of here,
- 7:26they'd probably been going by round fact. So he so he got Chris Paul
- 7:30in that team niggas. I hope that wasn't his decision. If it is,
- 7:34he should be fired as player GM. I mean, that is a
- 7:38horrible He should be trading. He was looking for somebody to run the offense
- 7:41for the second lead. That's how you show him. He wasn't even hurt,
- 7:45was he. No, he he played the majority of the season.
- 7:46He was out for a little bit, but he played majority of the season,
- 7:49so he wasn't even if Steph was the Charger that he needs to be
- 7:53traded and the best place to trade him to really show him trade him to
- 7:57the sixers. So he really so he just the right away, so you
- 8:00can Yeah, so you can understand true pain. I just define and be
- 8:07boo. I don't need to imagine anything exactly. So yeah, give us
- 8:16money. Also, in the spirit of giving us money, we're having a
- 8:20pre sale on merch. Why merch, new merch? You know what I
- 8:24mean? Nice quality, oversized shirts with that premium good cotton, not that
- 8:31nasty polyester stuff. It's good stuff. Are you questioning the validity of the
- 8:37cotton? Ah? Your questioning? Oh is it poly what's wrong with polyester?
- 8:43Not a damn thing. I don't know. It's just another fabric that
- 8:46I could think of at the moment. So it's not it's good cotton.
- 8:50It's a funny sounding word. Yeah, it's the sisters polyester. You've never
- 8:56heard that before. Tell me you've never heard that before. I heard a
- 9:00shut up with is mouth. No, that's what it sounds like. Who
- 9:05said that. It's just a joke. I've heard my parents say it.
- 9:09My family say, Jason, none of my family is from the South all
- 9:15my family from Northia. What yes, yeah, the Sisters Okay, I
- 9:22ain't black enough. It's okay, I understand what you heard me. Black
- 9:26people, you're black people are not a monolith, not at all. How
- 9:31about that. Just as you can't dictate my experience in the volity of my
- 9:37blackness. You ain't black if you don't vote, look at that, you
- 9:39ain't black if you never seen media does bad all by herself and play,
- 9:43but you have, I have. But he's not going to discredit. I'm
- 9:48actually I'm show me a black person above the age of twenty seven that hasn't
- 9:56hasn't seen what a black like that movie specific play play, I can probably
- 10:01find, I don't think again, I think easily find in our group chat.
- 10:05I probably hasn't seen it. Definitely, I will guarantee you a thousand
- 10:09dollars no disrespect. I think Tempo has never seen that. I'm sure for
- 10:13sure. Yet I'm sure he hasn't. I'm sure I'm sure he has not
- 10:16want to find out. Yea, MJ. You said you've never seen it?
- 10:20Oh all right, there we go, there we go. He's I'm
- 10:24curious, this is true. So that's one right there that was his generation
- 10:28buffoonery anyway, play or specifically specifically that one, that one I'm I'm pretty
- 10:35sure he's probably never seen He's probably seen one. At most I think I
- 10:41seen I don't know, maybe two. You've seen all of them. No,
- 10:43I haven't seen him. No I haven't. You just don't realize you've
- 10:46seen him. You do not realize I saw because I was just watching Absorbing.
- 10:52It just got kicked into the back of the memories that you forgot about
- 10:56it. That's what it was. It's just not yeah, it's just those
- 11:00things that you forgot. You knew. He has not seen any media play
- 11:05Boom. We saw that. I've seen that. I've seen that old Disney
- 11:09High school. White girls ain't putting on my blade in the in the kickback
- 11:15in Red Devil. They're like, they're not going, hey, Chris,
- 11:20Hey, Chris, you want to come over and watch Tyler Perry come over.
- 11:26Me and the girls are watching. We're watching I can do battle by
- 11:30myself. No, we're going to have a couple of smear Offs and a
- 11:35couple of Natty lights, a couple of Bruski's. I got a couple of
- 11:39ices. I but yeah all that. So yeah. Pre sale on merch
- 11:48to May twelfth, So get your orders in now. We got three new
- 11:54designs out all over size shirts, nice good cotton. I want all all
- 11:58that good stuff. I definitely want all of them. But we don't got
- 12:01a discount. You know that, nigga. We don't need a discount.
- 12:09But we got something way better than that, and we've talked about. But
- 12:13I want those. That's what I'm buying. You don't even got it,
- 12:16mind it, you don't even don't be fooled by his We have to pay
- 12:24for it, and so should you. Exactly, exactly exactly, that's why
- 12:28somebody should buy me one. You having other people buy you one where you
- 12:33can get one for literally a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of the
- 12:37cost. You are a shick bastard. Do not buy him a shirt.
- 12:43Please, The money is served best wrong to new jerseys. There is there
- 12:48one. Instead of buying him a shirt, buy yourself two shirts. Because
- 12:52this man, he's full of ship. Buy yourself two shirts and getting him
- 12:56one. Please do not do it. Get yourself a beat back up shirt.
- 13:00It sakes the other shirt gets started. I'll take the astronaut one excel
- 13:05Okay, Delaware's finest, that's my favorite one. That is that said,
- 13:11we're actually from We're actually from all beneath New York, from New Hampshire.
- 13:18That's what I would prefer to change the state every time. Scrant They'll never
- 13:22find us, No, he'll never find us. This the Karmel San Diego
- 13:26Past podcast. Where's Walden? Coming live from Lincoln, Nebraska. We're gonna
- 13:37go to spoken coming live from Nova Scotia, coming live from Providence. Crazy,
- 13:46just different. Birmingham, Alabama. Definitely as hot as at least it's
- 13:54hot. Oh my god, I was loving today. This is I hate
- 13:58so mut this. I had to explain it. Bro. It's been cold
- 14:01for six months, but it wasn't cold though. When I walked out the
- 14:05house and I didn't have no jacket on, it was warm. M hm.
- 14:09This is great, but like we didn't get break wet so much.
- 14:13Like like it was cold for a little bit this year, but it really
- 14:16wasn't like freezing cold this year. So what it was cold though, sure,
- 14:20but old enough. We missed the cold enough to not be outside,
- 14:22like we missed the high the high seventies to low eighties. You just wanted
- 14:26to jump to ninetygree We'll get there. Don't just want to get there?
- 14:30Were there to test. Was that I said, I don't want that the
- 14:33high nineties, low eighties, Jill Breese, some clouds in the sky.
- 14:39You want it hotter? No lower? Okay you seventy nine. I said
- 14:43high seventies to low eighties, So you said high nineties. But go ahead.
- 14:46Well, I know I said the first time messed up. Yeah,
- 14:50yes, I'll see how you got that bad. He does this a lot.
- 14:52I know I said it correctly the first time. I know that I'll
- 14:56take you because you admitted the fault the second time. So grass, but
- 15:00yeah, next week it'll be cool. If a bitch, yeah, oh
- 15:07yeah, speeches Jesus, just because we don't want you to get a free
- 15:11shirt, all of you bitches, because they don't want you to steal from
- 15:15the customer, from the listener. Is it if they bought it for me?
- 15:18You asked them the bike. It's coercion, That's exactly what. If
- 15:24I could get it and I wouldn't ask them if I get we for two
- 15:26dollars, gaslighting and get it for two dollars, and damn near get one
- 15:31of these shirts for He's a master manipulator. You I'm not. You just
- 15:35try to see I don't need to do this collecting. I don't need I
- 15:41don't need this right now, because you know why, because the listeners have
- 15:45indicated me. I've seen at least three or four different measures be like,
- 15:48I don't understand why they I never used to understand why they get on keep
- 15:52and that now I see why. And I see at least two of those
- 15:54others. So at least y'all see what I'm dealing with. You know,
- 16:00wasn't like this. Listeners came in real meek and humble, and then that
- 16:03spaghetti threw them off, threw him to a different mode. Go watch the
- 16:07episode before this, before the spaghetti happened, and after the episode after it
- 16:11happened. He came in here with a fucking fur coat on the glasses.
- 16:15It's different. It's different anymore. It's mentally he's still there. It's like
- 16:18when Willy Beaman found out he was nice. He's doing it's like Willie Keen
- 16:22and cream and like he thinks really keen. Willy Beaman is from what's called
- 16:33any given Sunday with Jamie the quarterback. He was like the backup quarterback and
- 16:38then like I think dan Quaid was the problem quarterback he got his chance and
- 16:44he started balling out and then he became you know, typical nigga like,
- 16:48but he like did he throw on the field of something? He was like
- 16:52mad nervous at first, and then he found he got one touchdown and he
- 16:56went Willie be like two thousands music videos, you know video whose days?
- 17:02So he had fucking Wallen, he said, Willy Beaman had all the girls
- 17:07creaming, and I think you're in your Willie Keenan era right now. Business
- 17:15thinking about it, it was. There was a lot going on. It
- 17:17was one of those movies where the camera was shaky the whole time. Who
- 17:22the Yeah, it was one of those football was like it's raw football like
- 17:30this you're there, like this is what really happens. Like some nigga had
- 17:36a pet iguana, just like niggas had a snake in there. Just niggas
- 17:40just do just you know. It was NFL early two thousands, NFL.
- 17:45Yeah, that's exactly what it was, the NFL Blitch game Day, the
- 17:49movie exactly that. Yeah, But how was everybody? This week? We'll
- 18:00start with Lamont, who is a happy birthday lady, birthday lady, How
- 18:07old are we now? Thirty? As well thirty five, here we go.
- 18:12He's yes, yes, good, good, yeah. Yeah. So
- 18:18my birthday was on Friday. What I do? Thursday? I went to
- 18:22see Monkey Man highly recommend good death Betel Yeah, directing, acting, good
- 18:30movie. It was like a Indian John Indian John did you see it?
- 18:33No, it's deeper than John Wick. Like there's actually like some yeah,
- 18:40yes exactly, there's like he saying nothing, go back and listen to me,
- 18:45John Vick John. But yeah, it's like a deeper meaning behind what
- 18:52he's doing. Then just a dead dog. Okay, I fight this little
- 18:59bud in here and they keep crawling on me. That for that comment,
- 19:04They're still coming for you. They coming for your ass. They flew all
- 19:07the way from Africa for you. He said, what they did some ju
- 19:15it's crazy, gonna send a cicadas straight to your faces, rerouting. But
- 19:25yeah, that's what I did on Thursday. Then Friday I went golfing.
- 19:30It was just chilled by myself. And then after that went to this piea
- 19:34place or this Spanish place, like real Spanish food Spain, Spanish, Spain,
- 19:40Spanish. So shout out to Mi Espania chef Jose. Yeah, if
- 19:44you're ever looking for some real good Spanish food and like Princeton, Robbinsville,
- 19:48that's a good spot. It's nice and uh it's a little cozy, but
- 19:52you can see that they're making that food fresh, good stuff. What else
- 19:59I do? So also watched anyone, but you I don't know if you
- 20:06guys know about this Caucasian Is it a thrilling rom com? No, it's
- 20:11a Sydney Sweeny and uh Gwynn pal Nigga watch Sweeny Sidney Sweeny Milker, we
- 20:17are we are? Actually did you watch it with your girl? Yes?
- 20:21It was your like, it's my birthday. It's my birthday. So she's
- 20:26like, all right, it's your birthday. We can watch this. You
- 20:32can have your milkers. It's a special day, just for today. You
- 20:36can get to me, you can get the ju just for me. Wow,
- 20:44jumped to click. It should be my birthday. Every week, boy,
- 20:49I get to see the big old milky white tips. Wow, happy
- 20:55birthday. And the waff she was. It was just a regular movie,
- 20:59right, Like there's some side bube in there, aggressive side boobs shower scene,
- 21:07so it was wet side boot. It was a nice little rom com
- 21:11bringing that back a little bit. I would say it was an enjoyable movie.
- 21:15What I have paid for it in the theaters? But no, I
- 21:18would. I would. I would say, if you want to watch it
- 21:21with your girl from a like nice, nice little rom com, it's cool.
- 21:26What else I do? I went to top Golf and then I had
- 21:32some dinner with my fam, did some I found out that I can't do
- 21:37this thing. That there's like this test to see if you're I guess old
- 21:44it was. I don't think you should do it with your knee, but
- 21:48sitting on the ground. I saw that you couldn't do it. I could.
- 21:51I could do it, Chris cross I could do it, yeah,
- 21:53Chris, crossing my legs and stand up. But straight from my heels on
- 21:59the ground, I couldn't do it. He was on the ground like you're
- 22:02supposed to be sitting down and then you just have to get up without using
- 22:04your hands. Oh, so you're sitting like this and then you can cross
- 22:07it and then stand up. No, I can only do it crossing my
- 22:11legs. I can't just do it from sitting down. What the fuck?
- 22:14Are you a vampire? Who the hell can do that? All of my
- 22:17family from like legs let straight up. No, then you you just bend
- 22:21your knees, bend your feet towards your butt, and then you just stand
- 22:25up. That sounds crazy. Oh I thought she was over here just trying
- 22:30to frank and sniinn your ship. That's what I'm saying. I'm like,
- 22:33yeah, so you do that, okay, bending their legs and then standing
- 22:37up. I don't Yeah, I must say I probably couldn't. I don't
- 22:40think you should do it right now. Yeah, wouldn't do it right now.
- 22:41So there's another one I saw the other day where it's like you start
- 22:45off like on your knees and then like you bring like one foot back and
- 22:49you step up and you're like you stand up on one leg. Yeah,
- 22:53I saw that. I'm like, I mean, I can probably do that.
- 22:56I love legs, the one leg leg right, dunk off this bitch.
- 23:00Now. I was like, I might be able to do that,
- 23:03but that that that looks a little difficult. Yeah, you don't want to
- 23:04take the risks hurt. Yeah, I have no dog in this fight.
- 23:11It's all right, it's alright, sorry, but you know it was cool.
- 23:15It's little birthday just clicked. Yeah, I've been in that spot that
- 23:21restaurant. Yeah that I'm trying to remember what I said. That's one of
- 23:26your spots that is not my. It's just I went there on the spot.
- 23:29I went there on a date like Prince. Yeah. No, the
- 23:32one in Robinson, like, it's right near to my the Italian market I
- 23:36go to and I had the oxtail, so they have oxy It's like Italian.
- 23:41I mean everybody has oxtail. Spanish span everybody has oxtail. They just
- 23:48cook it difference how did they cook it. I mean it's saying it's braised.
- 23:52But I'm saying everybody every different spices does oxtail a little different. So
- 23:57she agents they do o still all the time. They do. They eat
- 24:03just was that the one? Was that the cala Did you see that?
- 24:10Cal Vagina? See that? She looks insane, Bro, the beef curtains
- 24:14for real, the beef beef. I don't know which country they were from,
- 24:23mm hmm, but they were definitely eating. People eating that ship seems
- 24:29like people eating cow toung. Now, Bro, that ship that's been the
- 24:32thing, that's been a thing that's good. You just don't eat it how
- 24:37they eat it. You have to just got too. You have to cut
- 24:40it a certain way. I don't know, bro, I see the girl,
- 24:44she just had the tongue. That's what I'm not to eat it like
- 24:48that. I don't even think I don't want to eat that if you feel
- 24:52like if they cut it up a certain way, like the tongue, like
- 24:56you take the outside part off, Yeah, you cut you could the inside
- 25:00and it's good. Like what can you compare it to? I mean,
- 25:04it's beef, it's not too far from Yeah, I won't eat it a
- 25:08lot of stuff because it's muscle too. So it's like it's tough. I
- 25:14don't say it's tough, but it's different. Yeah, it's different because it's
- 25:18tongues. Yeah, your tongue is not really super super strong strong, but
- 25:23it's not like, what's a cow doing this tongue a lot? I mean
- 25:27it's he use his tongue to eat. And I'm saying like it shouldn't be
- 25:32like it's not like a bralic tongue that's strong animals. Is it going to
- 25:40be like? Uh not tenders it's gonna be. No, I haven't had
- 25:45in a while, but it was good. Mexicans do it with the colt
- 25:51and tacos no thank you. I just do regularly. I don't take a
- 25:56ground beef taco. If I take a cow tonge, you can cut it
- 26:00up and you will know what it is. I know, but if you
- 26:03tell me it's tung, I'm never gonna eat it. I should leave somebody
- 26:06and I tell you ship and just ship, and I feel like they tell
- 26:11me, do you sausages and hot dogs and stuff? Yeah? Hot dogs?
- 26:19Yeah? Again? How dogs is literally left just scraps and they just
- 26:25grind it up. But the thing is, you're not telling me what.
- 26:26You just tell me this hot dog. If we told you, know what,
- 26:30they told you. All the worst parts of the ship they threw away,
- 26:34the grind that ship up and forming in the odd dog. But you
- 26:37know what, I don't give a fuck because it tastes good that ship.
- 26:41Never that never parts of animals, eat all parts of animals and cook it
- 26:48right. Just don't tell me American probably the only thing you probably can't cook
- 26:52and eat his fucking teeth and nails and bones and eat the bones. The
- 26:57marrow, Corey, the marrow is good. Marrow is good. M M.
- 27:03I heard marrow is good. I never gott who marrow is something?
- 27:08I don't think I could bring myself to do because with the whole scooping it
- 27:11out the bone and ship, it's not good enough to be like I gotta
- 27:15get to that. No, yeah, no, it's not like I gotta
- 27:18have if it shures me and it's like you don't tell me what it is,
- 27:21put it on top of stuff, or you put it into like a
- 27:23lot of sauces. The bone marrow is seasoning like broth like stock and stuff,
- 27:30and like that makes it and like like one of the I think,
- 27:34like as buco or something like that. Like you put it, you put
- 27:40in sauces. Yeah, I don't have no problem. I'm just talking.
- 27:45If I if I made a ragou and I added some marrow, it melts,
- 27:52okay, true, like better, But that is not the issue to
- 27:56me. To me, it's like all right, because you know people actually
- 27:57just eat the marrow like scoop it out and just that bug got you.
- 28:03Yeah, I don't know if it's my buger or bugle or my mustache.
- 28:07They heard you talking ship, they heard you talking ship. Yeah, they
- 28:11come to get you too. M hmm. I don't even disrespect Africa like
- 28:15him. I disrespect Africa either. Children get to fly some Okay, So
- 28:26how was your week? Yeah? Oh mine, okay, mine was great,
- 28:30fantastic. Okay, it's bothering. You know, I'm gonna have to
- 28:33stop this podcast. Shade. Oh wait, it's your I think it's my
- 28:37mustache coming down and tickling your lists in my mouth. It's like, I
- 28:41don't have much, but I know what you mean. Just happened to little
- 28:45I'll be biting that ship. You'd be surprised. Shut up like the pizza
- 28:51box man. The biggest mustache in the world, the biggest and the best
- 28:53mustache. But that's the biggest. I promise I wouldn't I wouldn't lie to
- 28:59you. Dj Elsi Luigi see the picture of Luigi without his hat, and
- 29:06they said when they say no hats in the club. And you know,
- 29:14funny when I remember Mario sixty four to one of Nintendo and you could take
- 29:18Mario's hat off. What you didn't know that it's certain levels where he gets
- 29:23hit a certain way, Mario's hat will come off with the and then like
- 29:27you have to go get it, like oh the desert right, so real
- 29:32deep cut. You played Mario sixty four the Desert level twenty something years Is
- 29:37that the one where you jumped to the paintings. Yes, where you jumped
- 29:40into the paintings. Now it was a desert level. There was like a
- 29:41bird that would come around and like take his hat and the whole point of
- 29:47it like one of the goals, Like you get that hat back, you'll
- 29:49get like one of the stars. But if you left the level and then
- 29:52get your hat back, you start the new game. He doesn't have a
- 29:56hat. He just because you fucking lost it. Yeah, you had to
- 29:59go back is level get your hat back. And I remember seeing I was
- 30:02like is his hat and just blew him. I don't know comment if you
- 30:06remember that. Yeah, I was just like you just is that just his
- 30:10hair? Where the is his hat? And he's just running around As far
- 30:14as long, you just won't have a hat until you go back in that
- 30:15level and get your hat back. But like I said, my week was
- 30:19great. Uh I started to get a root canal this week started to get
- 30:29it's like yeah, so it's like he cleaned out a lot of the decay
- 30:34and then he was like, I'm going to finish it next week, which
- 30:37is I want to do it tomorrow, so it should be finishing doing like
- 30:41the whole root canal. It's like he cleaned out the decay and just like
- 30:45had me not have pain. Mm hmm. And then yeah, we're going
- 30:51to do the root tomorrow, so so like they take the nerve out,
- 30:56so yeah, that would be tomorrow tomorrow. So work, I'm just gonna
- 31:02leave early, like an hour early. Okay, Yeah, it's not like
- 31:04I'm take a whole day off for that. So generous. Then the weekend
- 31:10I should write like her so much. I can't even come in. You
- 31:17got to send a picture of you your head wrapped up with at the top
- 31:21with I can't do it. I can't work like this right now, it's
- 31:29right. Then open up my mouth more than this, the bandage with the
- 31:37top. Just send them a picture, just like. I'm not gonna make
- 31:42it into they dolores. What happened my tooth? They got my tool doctor
- 31:52boom bombs took they got it. They got it from the roof, they
- 31:57got up from the rule. But yeah, this weekend was good. Yeah,
- 32:12yeah, I just realized that we're really old. We really are the
- 32:15new adults. Because me and my girl were on grocery shopping and we actually
- 32:20like wrote out a grocery list, like we had to write it out on
- 32:22paper. You have to And I was like, ship man, we really
- 32:25can't remember. I'll leave that to y'all. Eight things like, bro,
- 32:29we just gotta we gotta do it like this. I got my phone for
- 32:31a reason, but I used Alexa. And then I found out if we
- 32:36could have just like one of my homegirls, Uh just say, y'all should
- 32:39just do a shared notes at like shared Note. I'm like, oh that
- 32:43we're pretty smart, but yeah, that would happen. And then what really
- 32:47drove old report that I think we're old is that we it was a new
- 32:51shop right that opened up near in her town, and we were just so
- 32:54excited, like, oh, let's let's go to the new shop right.
- 32:57Yeah, that is horribly washed. We're excited to go to the new grocery
- 33:01store that opened up that has the same type of food that the other grocery
- 33:05store. But the layout though, hold on, though, does this new
- 33:10one have the open over here instead of the open cat like the club shop
- 33:15right? Yes, yeah, because now all shop rates got the open cafe.
- 33:19Yo. Hold on, I will say this Shopwright has shot right sponsored
- 33:24the podcast shop Right has gone up crazy we know you listen, what do
- 33:29you mean. It's like it's like the newer ones that have obviously the regular
- 33:34shot right that we all know. Right, But then there's this thing called
- 33:37like Village Shop. Right, it's almost like a different store. It's like
- 33:42it's almost like a Wagman's type copycat. Like everything is out, it's fresh,
- 33:47or it's organic. Everything is like high end. They got like a
- 33:51freelancing Yeah. They got like a whole coffee section with different coffee beans that
- 33:57you just scoop out. A cheese sex it was just fancy cheeses and like
- 34:01fake Weagmans I go, it's definitely fake Wegmons. Right next to me,
- 34:05they got like a fucking Asian like cuisine part that's not expensive as what do
- 34:10you buy from Wegmans that's expensive. A lot of Wegmans tomahawks is top.
- 34:16If you're getting a tomahawk is going to be expensive. Yeah, but you
- 34:21get that's a very specific item. There's a lot of general general stuff.
- 34:25The regular macaroni is about an extra dollar twenty five macaron noodles, elbow,
- 34:31elbow. A lot of stuff is like an extra do for no reason from
- 34:35what brand they might air more than whole food sometimes probably I'm not listening.
- 34:39What do you get from Wegmans bubble gum? They got they actually have better
- 34:45prices than shop Right on a boneless, skinless chicken chicken thighs, better prices
- 34:50there. It was just to sell that week. Nah, I'm there every
- 34:54week. The only thing they don't have is the lamb meatballs. Got to
- 34:59get a shop Right for balls. That sounds like something that would happen.
- 35:02That sounds like something would have Trader Joel's. Trader Joe's has all the niche
- 35:07items. Yeah, I love Trader Joe's, but sometimes like this stuff is
- 35:09just too weird, Like, hey, have you ever had fucking vegan barbecue
- 35:16cheese puffs? It's like, huh, I just want chips. Nah,
- 35:22you want chips, But how about how about chocolate pudding covered pretzel nuggets?
- 35:29Joalapeno chips have chocolate covered? Yo, you don't want to chocolate covered celery.
- 35:36Earlier I had a smoked barbecue Nature Valley Bar. What the fuck is
- 35:40that bro savory? That some nigga burned a stick and gave that your son.
- 35:45That was the most weirdest thing in the world because it was good.
- 35:47It tastes good, but it was like this smoke, yes, yes,
- 35:52and to be healthy er, but like I ate it and I'm just sitting
- 36:01here like this ship didn't tastes like barbecue was just an idea and it tastes
- 36:09like they put like barbecue seasoning on after they molded the ship together and it's
- 36:14stuck it in the wrapper. It tasted weird, but I kept eating it,
- 36:20ye, big bag, I kept eating it. I'm like, it's
- 36:22okay to admit it. I don't know how I felt about it. You
- 36:25like, you clearly liked it. You kept eating it. Are you gonna
- 36:28eat another? I don't know, give me another one? I still don't
- 36:32know. Come on, baby, I'm I know that trick. I inmitted
- 36:38that one. He's I don't know, but I keep eating it anyway.
- 36:42Yeah, yeah, Like I came to where he is on the ribs.
- 36:46I think he started out like you know. I actually think the first time
- 36:50he had it, he liked it. You like them grip the first time
- 36:52you had it, of course he did. It was love at first sight
- 36:54with the onions on it, love it first bite, love at first bite.
- 37:00The nigga got enough to put cheese on it. First bride. I
- 37:01heard music, I heard of no Wyatt, you hurt, you heard you
- 37:12wan die here and now I promise you love famous in nineteen ninety five.
- 37:22You can have my love. You can have your own mic rib extensivestment,
- 37:29worth every worth, every It's been the same as I tried that, not
- 37:32at all. I haven't been. I haven't either. That's why you broke
- 37:36your knee. That's exactly why I broke my knee. My kney wasn't broke
- 37:38before I tried to ship. I better. If you eat another big rib
- 37:40right now, you'll get to your kneeze will be stronger. The other naak,
- 37:44the other one's gonna be now. If not, he'll be in He'll
- 37:46be in the league right now. Take me be co hold Hartman spot wherever
- 37:50he's at. And I hate that niggayah, just take a spot. They'll
- 37:55always have a hater as long as I'm alive. Yeah, as long as
- 37:59I'm around, he'll have a hater. Or but like uh, like yeah,
- 38:05we were so excited to try the just go to the store and I
- 38:07was like damn. And then I was in there and I was like,
- 38:10I was really enjoyed. It was really nice because it was hot that day
- 38:15and obviously went in it was very nice, air fresh and air conditioning was
- 38:19hit. That door got that yes that you know, that introductory breeze when
- 38:24that welcome in breeze, the breeze greeting, like the breeze greeting when you
- 38:31walk into the store, like you're safe now. But the thing is,
- 38:36though, when you be in it too long, it exer starts to get
- 38:38too cold. No, I don't know that colds hell in there. I
- 38:45will put my balls in the fish on the fish that had the lobster take
- 38:51it where they had. They ain't gonna be to get them. They closed
- 38:58and then you know where they had the eyes had to fish in on the
- 39:00ice. I just dropped my balls right on that ice. Cool the cool
- 39:05the system down up him. You know he's a streamer on twitch now is
- 39:08he really? But he plays the games like that. So he's literally sitting
- 39:14there sweating, playing calling d like I watch how many hours I watched that
- 39:19he was saying yes, bring me, yes, bring me those coins,
- 39:25ring me, bring me that care package. It was crazy but anyway,
- 39:30bring me got care pack. You just shoots. It was wild, but
- 39:37yeah, like it was really nice and like the breeze came in and felt
- 39:40good. They had new cars with like the phone holders on them and a
- 39:44cup holder phone holds, like it got like a little thing where you could
- 39:47put your phone on the car. Wow, we're really in the twenty second
- 39:52it's nuts crazy twenty first they don't top everything else. They were playing soul
- 39:57to soul on the louds, like with the music. I just came in
- 40:04with a nice reason keep on movie, don't stop, no, keep on
- 40:07movie. I'm like, yeah, this is positive, this is a good
- 40:10day. So I was like, yeah, I had a good time,
- 40:14and I was like, I hate how much of I had a good time,
- 40:16how much of a good time I had in there, But just had
- 40:20to embrace where we are now. That's true what me and Keanna like doing
- 40:23that spare time go to open houses just because is that what you did your
- 40:29open house mouches. That's why he's not watching TV. He's just going to
- 40:31open houses. That's why. See that that's a wild that's a why.
- 40:37That's definitely worse than what I do, because we grows out. You're just
- 40:42you're not shopping, you're just just we just were windows shopping. That's all
- 40:49your budget is seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars actually being there line like,
- 40:54we're thinking about putting it an offer. We have this only has three and
- 40:58a half baths, No, we need at least four. So you're saying,
- 41:02there's only one Jacuzie in the master bathroom where she gonna have hers we
- 41:12actually need. Isn't her saunas? She likes lavender? I like eucalyp This
- 41:19it's a thing. I know. It's not gonna work. It's too much.
- 41:23Everything doesn't have marble eye walk like. So you're saying, we're married
- 41:30to the concept that this island being here. It can't be removed. No,
- 41:37can't do so this wall, you're saying that it's a wall bearing like
- 41:43structure wall. You can always remove those though you can always remove it,
- 41:47it'll just be a little extra money to the foundation. Is just gonna stay
- 41:52here. Got good bones. So we're trying to pretend to be other people,
- 42:00right, yeah, yeah, we got alias? No, what's the
- 42:05alias? What's the go to alias for the open houses? What is your
- 42:08name? Oh? Wow, I'm kJ j K who kJ what kJ Thomas
- 42:16kJ Dixon? But d I x O went okay kJ Dixon kJ, and
- 42:25she's Tia. Ain't no nigganame kJ mind no house with seven hundred Check your
- 42:30niggas out immediately. What's her name? What's what's key O the dame?
- 42:36Oh no, she's just key kJ. Yeah, you niggas ain't serious.
- 42:38Get out of here. Niggas can't go back. If you said your budget
- 42:45seven hundred fifty what yeah, all right, schmackels, Maybe nigga get out
- 42:49of fifty thousand Prussian Franks. We ain't going to look at houses that seven
- 42:57hundred fifty thousand nightra Nigerian doler our max is four twenty five, Yeah fifty,
- 43:07that's that's what was the last place I look? Last place we was
- 43:09in Philly, uh, going through a couple of houses. Bro. We
- 43:14we looked at this one open house and it is like the neighbor was next
- 43:16door, Like she came over and was like, oh, I just redid
- 43:21my whole thing, and she invited me and Keanna over to her house,
- 43:23gave us a full tour. She had an upside down pineapple on the door.
- 43:27Didn't she waste in her? God damn time, bro? But what
- 43:31happened? Oh no, she she had a nice ass house. Bro,
- 43:35you went in, we went in. She had strangers and strangers in her
- 43:39house. They looked like a nice they had strange in her house. But
- 43:44you went into a stranger's house. I mean technically going to open house.
- 43:46Always strange house. You No, you said you went to somebody else's house
- 43:50from the open house house. Yeah, you went to the open house and
- 43:52just got on a side mission a bonus house. Yeah, two for one.
- 43:58She had a micro fucking skin. She had her microwave in the island.
- 44:01So like you opened the drawing, you dropped the plate in. I'm
- 44:05like, that's what. Yeah, you said you dropped the plate in.
- 44:08Yeah, save Save counter space. I'm actually unfamiliar with that game. And
- 44:14then I was like, yo, if you pull out Georgian and you got
- 44:16fucking pot warmers, because I've seen that too, where they it's fucking warming
- 44:22trays as you pull out, I'm like, bro, yeah for that house,
- 44:28Well no, she's getting it redone. So she had what was the
- 44:30next door? Ah, what was the price of that ship, because that'll
- 44:35tell us ball And this is like really in the city, in the city
- 44:38or it was I think it was Germantown. Okay, I forget how much
- 44:45that was. I forget. It was like three something. It was not
- 44:49incrazy, but yeah, no we would never live there. But you know
- 44:53we just exactly what, just just getting future ideas. So then once we
- 45:01got the bread, we know what we don't want. You know, you
- 45:04don't know what you don't want. If you don't go, you don't have
- 45:07Yeah, you stay ready, and I mean but you can accomplish that from
- 45:08like realtor at Yeah, but it's different, like, yes, you gotta
- 45:13see it though you looking at the picture. I want the order. Know,
- 45:16you gotta feel it. We gotta be knows. You went into a
- 45:22stranger's house. She invited us. I don't get in the road to say
- 45:25nothing. In her bedroom instead of her having like dressers, like her drawers
- 45:30and stuff was like in the wall, so like it was like paneled wall.
- 45:34And then like who is this bro? The ship was nice as bro.
- 45:38Here, everything's a fucking gunkypardment. Everything, everything's hitting in his house.
- 45:45You probably got a lot. She got a full sex dungeon, full
- 45:50white and black marble bathroom in her basement. You went in the basement.
- 45:53Yeah, she got the whole house was in the basement of a stranger house.
- 45:59It was just like yeah, yeah, like like it's still in the
- 46:01process of getting Like the Haitian guy was still in there working. He actually
- 46:05kicked it, like like you're doing too much like this like the third people
- 46:09and everybody show it all. Yes, waiting outside the open house like yeah
- 46:15you could be She was like hell, she was pretty much gonna get yeah,
- 46:20get yeah, I got the what I like the what what is that?
- 46:23You never heard a Haitian person sounds like no. Hatian people sound like
- 46:28I do one with what what? What? What? Acting like that?
- 46:34No the one what? Yeah? Yeah, your I think like you just
- 46:38have a different way of hearing people, because that's not one wine sound like
- 46:46my man is partially that getting closer, But yeah, why that's a deaf
- 46:50Hatian Like the mike has the ears of a white person. The passing said,
- 47:01what are you saying, sa passy? But you sound like you had
- 47:12a good time. Oh no, we didn't do that this weekend. What
- 47:15did you do this weekend? I ain't do nothing. Oh well, no,
- 47:16I went up to uh North Jersey SoC some family uh came up from
- 47:22South Carolina and then had a nice little guys lunching at a Paulo's barbecue up
- 47:30in what is that union? Who's said, yeah, Paulo's Barbecue. It's
- 47:37a Brazilian steakhouse. But the thing is, the nigga that picked the spot
- 47:43never had like you know, the Rhodesia where they bring out all the meats
- 47:45and ship but didn't get it. The other nigga that never had it didn't
- 47:51get it either. He got a fucking burger. I'm like, am I
- 47:53the only person that went with Pat, Jamar and Monts? Of course I'm
- 48:01gonna guess, montell got the burger. Of course he did. Montell,
- 48:07nigga, you went to a Brazilian steakhouse and got a burgers? Like,
- 48:13I don't be eating meat like that? Why the fund? You go to
- 48:15a state for camaraderie? And then Jamar never had it either, but he
- 48:21got ribs and chicken. I'm like, why not just get everything? They
- 48:23had a barbecue, they had went the famous days. I know Pet got
- 48:29a burger too, So you're the only one. Uh. I was like,
- 48:32yep, keep them coming, and I was just watching you. I
- 48:38was late, but because they wanted to get meals. I'm over there sitting
- 48:43to eat. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'll take the ship.
- 48:45It was exactly it was coming. It's always on the West love a Brazilian
- 48:54steakhouse to brunch. Yesterday with the Army. You weren't supposed because as they
- 49:00brought up the group chat, you immediately shut it down. No, I
- 49:05was supposed to go, but then they said, oh, let's hit up.
- 49:07Why don't even try to go to New York? And it was over.
- 49:12I was like New York, like bro said, that's the ordeal.
- 49:15That's a lot, that's day. I already had plans, you know how
- 49:20it is making plans with them. It's just like wishy washy, just with
- 49:23niggas in general. Last last like I don't know if it's just our group
- 49:27chat or armies. Army is just very spontaneous and it could be like,
- 49:30oh, we're going to do this right now. No real plan, you
- 49:34just had that direction. That's what happens. We don't have responsibilities like I
- 49:37do. I got two dogs. He's never gonna don't get someone forget it
- 49:45like the no, that's for army. I have two dogs. I got
- 49:49responsibility. I got two dogs to reachs come. So you won't have no
- 49:52responsibilities no more. My dogs. My dogs can think that they get fired
- 49:58through it. And I'm like, that's people, right, that's pean gives
- 50:04the wall. That's definitely give us. Give me someone, give me another
- 50:07one. I need that you got any more less peanut, but more choc
- 50:12Come on, more toxes. Give it up. Mm hmm snickers. We
- 50:17don't have to worry about that, oh real quick, before we did,
- 50:24y'all know, and I just found this out about was it golden poodles,
- 50:29Golden doodles, golden doodles that they're like somebody like of course made them in
- 50:32the nineties. Yeah, that's what that video too. It's a new dog.
- 50:37I mean thought it was newer than that. It's a new dog.
- 50:42I mean everybody has a golden doodle. Yeah, it's like this. I
- 50:45mean breeds are like, that's just breeds, you know what I mean.
- 50:47I didn't realize how it was that recently like I thought it was. I
- 50:52think they said he made the dog because a woman needed like, uh something
- 50:57that she was blind and to dogs. Yeah something, and you know what
- 51:04you get here? Gift guard all right, Mike, So yeah, made
- 51:12the golden dudo because they have hair. P yeah, the dude. And
- 51:19then but the thing was like, oh wait, okay, so this one
- 51:22was interesting. The girl was like, did you ever notice how like goldendoodles
- 51:27have human eyes? And she was like, there, their facial expresses are
- 51:30kind of like there's their eyes in general were kind of like very human like.
- 51:35And then she was like, yeah, then I saw that the guy
- 51:37just recently made these dogs, like in the early nineties, and then he
- 51:40went on to saying that he regretted making the dogs. Oh wow exactly.
- 51:46So she's like, I don't understand why he would regret making the dog when
- 51:50somebody, like somebody needed this dog. He made it for a reason.
- 51:53But then she was just thrown off by the fact that the dog has very
- 51:55human eyes. They whould they do? It's kind of freaky dogs y,
- 52:01So she is trying to insinuate also open up raised questions like did this nigga
- 52:06make a golden doodle with his own DNA? Okay, right, they do
- 52:12just like what they do have very creepy looking limbs though, like like just
- 52:16like the longest hello with human eyes and staring at you like yeah, it's
- 52:24fucking answer dog. But yeah, I thought that was kind of funny and
- 52:30interesting. Obviously, I don't think this nigga peppered a little bit. I
- 52:34put nothing past in DNA. That was some real transmutationous. I'm just selling
- 52:42about where is he getting the DNA from? Is now? Its like,
- 52:49is he just spitting in the Patrey dish. He's not spitting spend something.
- 52:52He's spitting. It's great. They're a little bit of and a little bit
- 52:58of razzle asole, a little bit of the Patriot, a little bit like
- 53:08someone salad dress. I was a little bit of Hitten Valley Wrench. All
- 53:19week was school, I was, I was outside and it was nice.
- 53:22I know, I think this is like last Wednesday or Thursday. I think
- 53:25it was Wednesday. Definitely had a moment where I realized, like that we
- 53:30are getting old. I was out and I think, I want to say.
- 53:34The song that was on was racks on Racks like racks on Kay say
- 53:39everybody in there vibing and the other DJ. I know he a young boy.
- 53:43I think he's I think he's twenty four. He might be a new
- 53:45twenty four. And he's like, oh, he's like this is hard.
- 53:50I said, what what do you mean? He said, this song is
- 53:53hard. I said, nigga, you don't know the song? He said,
- 53:57hell nah, man, I said, off, I mean it is
- 54:00almost like almost fifteen years old now, man. Bro. I was like,
- 54:07bro, there's no way you don't know this song. He's like,
- 54:08bro, I'm young. Bro. I was like, damn, but racks
- 54:12on racks. But then I realized, like that song wasn't really as big
- 54:15as people. I guess it. It was big, but it was only
- 54:19big for a little bit. Yeah, for a little bit amount of time.
- 54:21That was the nigga. It was big for us. Why I see
- 54:22whatever the his name was. I was like, damn, bro, he
- 54:27didn't know that song. So that made me feel old. Other than now,
- 54:31it's just outside DJing, nice regular shit. I might have a new
- 54:36residency. Oh brunch. I'm still working on it in Philly. Okay,
- 54:40I'm still working on that. So that might be a thing. Pers No,
- 54:44this would be a brunch thing on Saturdays. Oh, Saturday is a
- 54:46good day exactly, Honestly, brunching on Sunday. Like, if I'm really
- 54:51trying to brunch, trying to brunch hard, I want to have another day
- 54:54afterwards. Yeah, like I said, we're old now, so like I
- 54:58gotta gotta recur hang over. Wait, so they actually hurt, Like I'm
- 55:02not in physical pain, but I'm hurting. It hurts still. Yeah,
- 55:07yesterday I was it was really nice yesterday. So yeah, now I'm here,
- 55:14m yeah, doing it all over again. Something else. I forgot
- 55:19this many weeks in a row ever since Ramadan in it. But I was
- 55:22trying to say it. There was this girl on Instagram I followed and she
- 55:25was just like, I think she's like Moroccan. And I was like,
- 55:30oh, she's bad. Follow her and see what's up. And then I
- 55:32see what up? Man? Like you know what I'm saying. I'm just
- 55:37gonna follow her and see what's up. You're talking not me. I didn't.
- 55:42I didn't say anything. But then Ramadan came around and she put on
- 55:45my job and I was like, who are you doing this for? And
- 55:49she changed up her content to lead it all the old posts switching up like
- 55:53that. She just converted. It's it's her first Ramadan. Yeah, she
- 55:58was always was moved. Yeah Muslims like, where is this coming from?
- 56:02I felt betrayed. She got she gave it up for a lot, but
- 56:08a lot of out. Damn No. I definitely definitely remember looking doing Ramadan
- 56:17and seeing a lot of people. I'm like, this is new for you,
- 56:21isn't it. I know who you are and I've been following you.
- 56:25Never seen this side. The complete opposite. It's the complete opposite. Quite
- 56:34interesting. Maybe she's trying to get chose. That's what I was thinking,
- 56:37trying to get a good Muslim wife, a nice hassan h I mean good
- 56:42for her, I guess, yeah, good for her in the right direction.
- 56:45Whatever. If that's your your true nature, go for it Inula,
- 56:52let's stick for the lot. All that. What they said things, ye,
- 56:58hopefully hopefully it works out for you. Yeah, hopefully it works out
- 57:01for you. If not, you know, being on monty On I scrim
- 57:10sick. I hope you and your other sister wives make it work. They
- 57:16had a great week. What did you do? I passed my certificate of
- 57:22gynecology. I'm a gynocologist tech. Now what I feel like? What I
- 57:30can do? Gynecology? You know I can check vagina's the medical to No,
- 57:36you can't, Yes, I can. I have the certificate like a
- 57:38vinear tech. Yes, yes, hopefully not like to tell us he has
- 57:45sex this weekend, I passed my gynecological certificate. You can't even say that
- 57:52it right. You can't the two week course course a two week course crashing
- 58:01out? You can. You can check the hairs. Maybe I'm a tech
- 58:06now, just like just on Instagram and but and I'm taking in for dummies,
- 58:13like what's that what's that girl's name? What? I'll be in Chicago
- 58:16next week. No, it's a girl she does. She it's like some
- 58:21veneera jo. She does like tours like where she gives out what is her
- 58:25name? It's like jazz something. Yeah, we needed we find her name.
- 58:29So but she goes on tour like literally like me and my team will
- 58:34be giving out the years Chicago, We're gonna Gary, you know, all
- 58:38types of ship like like yeah, very nasty. I need assistance so I
- 58:45can teach y'all. So if you do, you also need like patients,
- 58:51Yeah, okay, I can find the patients. Deposit of two thousand dollars.
- 58:55Want to get checked the positive, the positive all meager depositive two thousand
- 59:00dollars to get your vagina fondled. Uh exam examine exactly, examine examined.
- 59:08I'm sorry by a trained two week course professional trained fourteen day professionals. Bro.
- 59:15Yeah, maybe that kid that was a fake doctor. Fake that might
- 59:20be the artist. Call me for your vaginal transformation, an easy two week
- 59:32course, I swear to. Next month, I'm gonna do surgery as well,
- 59:38even plastic if you need knee surgery, I swear to. He's doing
- 59:45productions. I'll finished go to a fucking Veneer Tech. Any tech God bless
- 59:52any check. Anybody who didn't go to school on Nike Tech. You don't
- 59:55any type of tech nigga that are accepted me as a last tech after that,
- 1:00:00they ain't doing nothing. That's that's you know what I'm saying. That's
- 1:00:04cosmetic ship. I'm be a pharmacist tech next, she's anything two week courses.
- 1:00:07I found a two week course on groupon two weeks for two ninety nine.
- 1:00:13These niggas is crazy, bro. And people are actually doing the ship
- 1:00:15like I seen, Like there was like a whole TikTok like a little fake
- 1:00:17ass class. They're like this is the for Veneer Tech you're doing on tour.
- 1:00:23This is it's bad, bro, Like this is to be in jail.
- 1:00:28Yeah, she needs to go to prison. I don't think she was
- 1:00:30her name. Bro, I gotta look at it. I gotta look at
- 1:00:31it. I'm sure she doesn't realize that this is a crime. She has
- 1:00:36a boutique in a barbershop as well. Oh, she's an entrepreneur. Yes,
- 1:00:42multi fasting. Your minds are closed, bro, I take back all
- 1:00:47of that. You know what, So if you need the perp, you
- 1:00:52can catch at me. I'm sure pap Tech. I'm sure she listens to
- 1:00:58be Simone every day. She just got the keys Venmo, I take Veno
- 1:01:01as well. Okay, not Zel, though, my niggas, we don't
- 1:01:06like Zel. What is that kid doing with his life now, doctor Love,
- 1:01:09he's in jail. Uh, he went to jail, but I don't
- 1:01:13he might be out now. Let's he's probably about to be a veneer tech.
- 1:01:15Probably. Oh, he had a new scam a year ago, That's
- 1:01:20what I'm saying. It was something a year ago. That's it. You
- 1:01:22know, there was a new scam scamming real quick. While you look at
- 1:01:27up, you see a young boy trying to act like his own doctor.
- 1:01:30No with his herpes. Uh. He was trying to get prescribed some type
- 1:01:34of medication and they oh that Oh he was on the phone, acting like
- 1:01:37his own doctor, and they said they knew that he was not a doctor
- 1:01:39when he said acts. Instead of ask me tech, let me ask you
- 1:01:44something, Let me ask you. He has the certificate. You can get
- 1:01:47legit anything. Now these people are sucking insane. Yeah, yeah, you
- 1:01:51look for it, you look for a name. Yeah, they must have
- 1:01:53wiped her from the It just makes you want to bring back the word.
- 1:01:59Yeah retarded. So man, one hour and two minutes, we will mark
- 1:02:07that. I mean, we have to bring it back. Sure we might
- 1:02:14let it rob, but not for the pump blank. But I agree wholeheartedly.
- 1:02:21Stop going to these people, stop like it. Stop taking shortcuts.
- 1:02:27Brush your teeth. You're doing all this to not brush your teeth, number
- 1:02:32day, what about you doing It's not even shortcuts, it's the people who
- 1:02:39are doing it are not. Oh they're bad people, you know, because
- 1:02:45you're you want these quote unquote purpose tees so bad that you're willing to go
- 1:02:51to not a doctor to get the appearance to You don't really want healthy teeth,
- 1:02:57You just want them to look nice. And any dumb ass with some
- 1:03:00dental glue could put some ship on your teeth to make it look nice.
- 1:03:06For a little bit for a little bit said. I know we mentioned this
- 1:03:08last for a couple of pictures. I think people don't realize that they shave
- 1:03:12your teeth down, bro, like you please, that's it. They don't
- 1:03:15even got to do that. They're not doing that. They have to be,
- 1:03:17they don't. They could just put a big old thing on top.
- 1:03:21They literally like a thing that I think they doing stuff too. They're doing
- 1:03:25what you're not supposed to do. They don't even do that, which is
- 1:03:29kind of a proper way, even though that's day. They literally are just
- 1:03:32put like glue on the ship and just putting on saying. The reason why
- 1:03:36they got to bring the word the fact that you're doing it, you're like
- 1:03:38putting it out there in public, crazy like you're putting it out there on
- 1:03:43Instagram and Facebook like this is you know what, Even though that's wrong,
- 1:03:49I don't I fault them. But I don't fault them because the only reason
- 1:03:52they're doing that they have people are paying them for it. Yeah that's what
- 1:03:57I'm saying. So I'm not saying they are right. I'm talking about because
- 1:04:00the consumer because listen, if if anybody's gonna pay me to be a snake
- 1:04:05oil salesman. I'm going to sell some snake oil if I know I can
- 1:04:14make a small fortune praying on the idiocy of people, and I don't have
- 1:04:21to do really much work. I am going to do it, but it
- 1:04:28only takes the Only people that can make these type of people rich are the
- 1:04:31idiots. So it needs to be idiots to make the rich. It's kind
- 1:04:35of embarrassing. It's embarrassing, for sure, it is. But when I
- 1:04:43put myself out of mine talking about I'm a veneer tech or I'm teaching a
- 1:04:45course where you could become a veneer tech that could teach other people to do
- 1:04:49their texts like face tats and put a certificate. God, doctor Quaissine,
- 1:05:03I mean doctor doctor Quasine can still be legit. I'm sorry, not his
- 1:05:09real name, doctor Quaissine, True life Jones, Yes, j O n
- 1:05:15E s z Z. Doctor Kuan just Facebook, Yeah, his face,
- 1:05:23doctor Kwan Mills. Yeah, reach me for all tech stuff. Please don't
- 1:05:28just put everything tech out. Anything tech that makes you qualify. That means
- 1:05:33your qualified. Tech is the new m D that it's hustling to be a
- 1:05:40lawyer tech lawyer, tech lawyers, all types of ship tech. Yeah,
- 1:05:49we know you're very experiencing that. It's a new treatment he's working on where
- 1:05:54he just sucks your toes and it actually it actually takes away all the that's
- 1:06:00getting what. You can sell that to somebody, somebody somewhere. You can
- 1:06:03sell that too with my fully patented, full proof way of moving dead skin
- 1:06:11cells. This study that's not been verified or can know you exist, thirty
- 1:06:16percent of people that have come to me for toll sucking therapy has comeback showing
- 1:06:21that their feets, the skin on their feet has a nice little shine and
- 1:06:26bounce to it. It's like the little fish but it's just but it's just
- 1:06:30the MG. Nah. You know it's crazy. People buy holy water off
- 1:06:36the TV from the Preacher. People they buy that. They be like,
- 1:06:42buy this water and then it will improve your credit score, and they be
- 1:06:45like, I remember I remember being a child, a kid seeing those infoversials
- 1:06:53of seven hundred club all that shit before school, and I'm just sitting there
- 1:06:56like, yo, how are any how is anybody actually buying this? How
- 1:06:59are you? It's holy water on TV? And just because some dude was
- 1:07:04like, yo, it's gonna fix your nails some shit. If you were
- 1:07:09buying it. I was broke, homeless, and my wife left me until
- 1:07:15I had Reverend Love Jones's True Miracle Water serum Holy water and now after only
- 1:07:24serum holy water, syrup juice and add the only two SIPs. I have
- 1:07:29now improved my credit score to a whopping phone hundred and fifty seven. And
- 1:07:33my wife has come back to me. He was able to date outset out
- 1:07:39of the family, got a double wide, he ro on a plane.
- 1:07:45I now my kids. My kids come back to me and they speak to
- 1:07:48me regularly over the phone when they can. And I got a big white
- 1:07:54wife. What thank you, Doctor Love thank you, Reverend Love Jones's True
- 1:08:00Miracle syrup syrup water slowly syrup syrup served water holy And I got a big
- 1:08:08white wife. And I got a big old white wife. Hit the jackpot,
- 1:08:13I hit the lottery, and I make I command a salary of twenty
- 1:08:15seven thousand dollars a year. I have truly reached the upper class. The
- 1:08:25world is now my clamshell, not your oyster, you claim exactly. The
- 1:08:30world is now my uh lobster. Tell M where can I find some of
- 1:08:41this, doctor Reverend Lovely, my god, yo, that's like, what
- 1:08:45all you gotta do is called five five five, dumb ass, and you
- 1:08:49will get a true a free vow of doctor Reverend Doctor Loved Jones's sweet Syrup
- 1:08:56Syrup served waters Holy serrum syrup water service dumb ass. Actually the one remember
- 1:09:05the freaker that was knocking people out of the jacket. Nigh my god,
- 1:09:15this is why Christianity is failing. I'm falling for these people. This is
- 1:09:19what these fucking like. Why people not believing because Niggas is doing command man
- 1:09:26Walliams and telling you that it's Jesus doing it. He not my Jesus.
- 1:09:30He Niggas is doing Goku powers and that came from the Savior on high.
- 1:09:38You about to say the same thing. I'm thinking. What the little girl,
- 1:09:42the little girl they had to acting like she had like a broke foot
- 1:09:45or something, and then the pastor just prayed on it. And then the
- 1:09:47little girl got up and walked away. Nah, no, the last one
- 1:09:51I saw. The last one I saw. The lady wouldn't drop, so
- 1:09:56so the pastor was getting mad. He kept coming back to her and she
- 1:09:59was just like, I'm not dropping. So then he had the ushers.
- 1:10:01I scored around this stupid bitch not doing it right. Clearly, this one
- 1:10:12clearly by the sating himself to taint the rest of the chest and Brolyz,
- 1:10:19I am Christian. Please come on, please separate her from the rest of
- 1:10:24my flock. Get this reece of garbage away from today. She's she's going
- 1:10:30to lead away my sheep. No, she is a black sheep that is
- 1:10:34causing them a statched to the head. That's the way she would not fall.
- 1:10:41He was getting pissed, Broter. The enemies of Jesus are winning today.
- 1:10:48The power of Christ have for sake. Just stop, ye christis for
- 1:10:53sake and stop. That's my favorite saying. He said, if you make
- 1:10:58it to heaven and you do not see me there going to Heaven, you
- 1:11:02have going to he That's just not damn you have going to that. He
- 1:11:09said. If I ain't there, you in the wrong spot. Nigga,
- 1:11:13you know that. That's realsal like that. Nigga was in front of a
- 1:11:16camera after you purchase your doctor loved Joe SAPs of water. If you take
- 1:11:24a ship and you have gone to heaven and you do not see me there,
- 1:11:29you have gone to hell. When my point, my friend my point,
- 1:11:35my point, peace wise, what do you make you make Haitian sound
- 1:11:41like Charlie Brown's teacher. My point, that's what that's what that's what I
- 1:11:44have, my that's that's what they sound like whenever they talked playing while playing
- 1:11:49fine plying. Niggas just don't like hate. I love like their food.
- 1:11:54I love them. I don't like their food. Their food is delicious.
- 1:11:58Man, Listen, listen, I've changing a couple of caribbeantuins covered a couple
- 1:12:08of queens. I thought about arts out ye, out of the out of,
- 1:12:15out of the islands and islands, out of the Caribbean, out of
- 1:12:25the diaspora. Food warsh, black gas right exactly, there's more than the
- 1:12:32rice that's black they got. It's like a whole plate that's black. It's
- 1:12:36just black. I forget. It's like a pit of despair. I've seen
- 1:12:42I've seen the evil doctor, Evil Keith Lee eat some Hatian food and it
- 1:12:45was like black. That nigga probably comes all gonna fail you. You eat
- 1:12:55the black call me now you get the order of the watch. Speaking of
- 1:13:03medical black white, speaking of all black stuff that never ever met. Oh
- 1:13:09no, no, next week, it's too black next week, next week,
- 1:13:12next episode, next week. That's TV time. We get the week
- 1:13:15time. Okay, watched, because this this is going on, y'all be
- 1:13:20watching like fifteen ships, so that whole next episode is gonna be TV next
- 1:13:24one. I don't want to hear. You have time, enough time about
- 1:13:28stop watching, stop going to fake houses, fake uh open houses. First
- 1:13:34of all, tell what you watch before we got here. Insecure, he's
- 1:13:40rewatching it, he's rewatching ship. It's too much. I was watching the
- 1:13:46Coach episode because that's one of my favorites. It's funny, that was a
- 1:13:50good episode. That's a great episode, because it was not a really good
- 1:13:54episode. It's not gonna wake up she's pregnant. I need to rewatch that
- 1:13:59one. I might have to rewatch bro that was that was crazy to rewatch
- 1:14:01because it is, It goes and it's on Netflix now it goes very fast
- 1:14:05now. It was thirty five minute episodes, sure less less thirty on the
- 1:14:11dot twenty first ten minutes twenty five. Yeah, I'm so glass. I'm
- 1:14:15glad those those scenes were. They were good, but they were her personality.
- 1:14:21I know. Yeah, bet you won't post your personality laughing at a
- 1:14:25lot of them, some of them, some of them, some of them.
- 1:14:30And that's the thing. The sent it was too love like when the
- 1:14:33when the ship talks back, like when the mirror talks back. Yeah,
- 1:14:36yeah, gone and the ship. That's usually when she's not rapping though,
- 1:14:39it's just she's just talking to herself in the mirror. You ain't like broken
- 1:14:43pussy, I'm not. I don't hate it, It's right, I'm just
- 1:14:49I like her. I didn't like that. You know you're listening. You
- 1:14:53said, just don't hurt me like something. We talk about my role on
- 1:14:59the next season, support everything Black, almost everything Black, because I don't
- 1:15:02support that fucking Oprah show. I was talking about her. Oh yeah,
- 1:15:09speak speaking and that's a great segue speaking of Oprah shows. Oprah Ah.
- 1:15:15She said that she would never, never dang to have reality TV type garbage
- 1:15:20on her own network. She said that, I think so, I don't
- 1:15:25think she said that because she always loves some mess, even on her own
- 1:15:29show, on her own show, she loves reality mass. Her talk show
- 1:15:33was I mean that was back. Yeah I never watched it, but like
- 1:15:38I never was back, but I heard like her like back on her show,
- 1:15:42Like she was really wild like that is like he had all right to
- 1:15:45chop him in the throat, like who the fuck he was like, I
- 1:15:47don't want to talk. Yeah, that's crazy. So whoever, who nigga?
- 1:15:53Nigga what nigga? What nigga what? That's what Oprah was doing in
- 1:15:57the nineties. I don't think it was messy. I think that was that
- 1:16:00was how it was in the nineties early nineties. Yeah, it's messy,
- 1:16:04but that was Yeah, that was that was bad. But she changed when
- 1:16:09she got big. It became like just like celebrities coming like, you know
- 1:16:13what it was. Also, I agree. I also think like that was
- 1:16:16just compared to the other shows on the time at the time, very fine,
- 1:16:21very tame. Yeah, very that was Jerry Springer era. You know
- 1:16:26what, Nigga, They had fucking clansmen and black people just on the show,
- 1:16:30just like let's see each other, let's see if they get along,
- 1:16:32let's see how long or which was really this was what was really nasty,
- 1:16:38Like they'll have women who have transition or men that have transitioned that becomes transit
- 1:16:45or whatever with their party be like I have something to tell you. Oh
- 1:16:48yeah, I'm not like what I say. I am it wasn't what you
- 1:16:51mean, but put that out there in front of the nation like but also
- 1:16:55would be very a lot of it. A lot of it was fake the
- 1:16:59beginning up, but a lot of stuff like the Donahue uh Sally justin refereel.
- 1:17:06But just to have those concepts, not like Heraldo, they were all
- 1:17:12like that was like a boom. It was like a Ricky Lake Jenny what's
- 1:17:17the name not Jenny Craig, Jones, Jones Craig. But yeah, Oprah
- 1:17:26show Never Ever Met, Never Never Mess isn't never never ever met, never
- 1:17:30ever met. So listen as this close to your heart, close to my
- 1:17:39heart. Now. I love it. I love every stinking second of it.
- 1:17:45So The Never Ever Mets is a show on own Oprah Winfreeze network Oprah
- 1:17:50Winfree's network, which is a show. The premise is basically, it's a
- 1:17:56it's a bunch of couples that have had relationships online but they've never ever met
- 1:18:03in real life. So it's similar to Catfish, but not exactly in the
- 1:18:09fact that these people know who they are. There's not a mystery. They
- 1:18:12know who they are, they just haven't had the chance to physically meet up.
- 1:18:17Varying amounts of time, varying from three months to twelve years. Twelve
- 1:18:25twelve years of maintaining online Yes, you did not hear me, misspeak.
- 1:18:32Twelve years of an online relationship without ever actually meeting. And the crazy part
- 1:18:40is once you start to see the states that some of these people live in,
- 1:18:44or these couples are from, it's actually disgusting and ludicrous that these people
- 1:18:48have never met, especially the amount of time. One couple, which is
- 1:18:54not the most egregious, but the twelve year couple, for example, the
- 1:18:59girl lives in Florida and the man lives in Tennessee. Now, I'm not
- 1:19:03a cartographer or geographer or geographer. I don't build gloves, maps or anything,
- 1:19:12but Tennessee is not that far from Florida. To the point where you
- 1:19:20don't meet somebody for a decade and some change, very crazy. You know
- 1:19:28what was also funny about that couple, Shay and Josh. He has a
- 1:19:31daughter that's three years old. Oh okay, so yeah, so like was
- 1:19:39that his first daughter? Though, doesn't matter, that's his second child.
- 1:19:44Yeah, because how long have they been talking? One king was thirteen,
- 1:19:49the other one was three. I said, that's not so I was like
- 1:19:56adel so so probably twelve years on and off is still like, yeah,
- 1:20:06it has to be on and off that it has to be. It's not
- 1:20:11like they were just falling. I mean it was kind of it was kind
- 1:20:13of always because yeah, twelve years, it was a few states away exactly,
- 1:20:19but I say it was them, But wasn't there actually people that lived
- 1:20:23in the scene. Well we'll get the old brother, old brother, that
- 1:20:28brother, old brother. So that's that whatever. Tennessee, Florida not that
- 1:20:33far. Twelve years kind of wild, but even more gregious Greg and who
- 1:20:40else and Milly or something like Greg and Milly. This couple they have been
- 1:20:45dealing with each other for three years. Significantly less time, sure, but
- 1:20:51over a thousand days they have been involved with each other. The girl lives
- 1:20:57in Los Angeles and the man lives in Los Angeles. Never met in the
- 1:21:03same fucking city, never met in three years. Now. Anybody that was
- 1:21:11signed up for that kind of manness is uh. The man has mutton chop
- 1:21:15sideburns in twenty twenty four, what can we expect? And a cross on
- 1:21:18his neck. He's trying to be Maxwell, Yeah, but you're trying to
- 1:21:21be Maxwell twenty twenty four. Yeah, he's going for you should have did
- 1:21:25that in ninety seven. Yeah, he's going for nineteen ninety seven, Maxwell
- 1:21:28in nineties, but not backing up for that, not backing up for that,
- 1:21:36that's never going to be a good look. No it's not not today.
- 1:21:41No, he had Yeah, he definitely had much really bad look and
- 1:21:44didn't try to do the fro like Maxwell too. It's just a bad everything
- 1:21:46about it, a bad thing altogether. He's kind of weird. So I
- 1:21:53don't know if this is just me being a terrible person, But what's wrong
- 1:21:57with them? I mean, what is wrong with them to particut? Like
- 1:22:03for you to not meet somebody in the same city, why even deal with
- 1:22:06that? Oh, it's especially in the city like Los Angeles, mad people.
- 1:22:11Maybe that's it, Like I'm dating you, but I think I see
- 1:22:15all these other people. There's no way you actually want to meet if you
- 1:22:17don't do it, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, especially in the
- 1:22:20same city, or you're just delaying it like a three years. Maybe it's
- 1:22:24one of those things like if we meet and it doesn't go well, that
- 1:22:27means it's over. So we're just going to delay it. You'd just rather
- 1:22:30have have the fantasy than actually normal though that. Yeah, she can't be
- 1:22:35knowing nobody who's doing that. I would say these other people, maybe them,
- 1:22:40like maybe the twelve year people, maybe not be normal. None of
- 1:22:43them are normal. No, No, none of them are normal. Why
- 1:22:46not because they're on TV, because they're all in the city, because they're
- 1:22:48all in relationships that they never met somebody for years, some of them,
- 1:22:54some of them three months, okay, three months, Sure, they're fine,
- 1:22:56That's what I'm saying, Like, fine, everybody else once you get
- 1:22:59past a year or two out. Yeah, but most of them are like
- 1:23:00under a year. Yeah, there's nine months, five months. Yeah,
- 1:23:03most of them are under a year. The only ones that's like, it's
- 1:23:09only like three couples that's like over a year, and two of them are
- 1:23:14old. So so I mean, I guess I mean, like I ain't
- 1:23:18got one, yeah, and another the girl he is forty four, Bbw's
- 1:23:25forty four, So like now to three years in the same city, y'all
- 1:23:30both are very not normal. Something's wrong with y'all. Something have to be
- 1:23:34very have to be. He's weird, she's weird or ran through Okay,
- 1:23:42damn Okay, I don't know how we got there, but you got to
- 1:23:45be weird and ran through and he's just here I'm saying, or he's ran
- 1:23:47through or he's something like because to me, all right, so I don't
- 1:23:53like to do it, but like she don't like to do like but she
- 1:23:56all right? Think about this as a as a woman in like with all
- 1:24:00these options in the city like this, and you're yeah, and you're dealing
- 1:24:05with this, and she's a pretty girl and you're in the city with ellis
- 1:24:10mad people. You have tons of options. Why are you dealing with this?
- 1:24:15Because she wants to? But why do you want to? Who knows?
- 1:24:18She? Like that? Mean that sounds like to me, somebody's like
- 1:24:21this is all I got. I'm putting my egg. Maybe that's her her
- 1:24:25self esteem, Like she's saying, that's what I'm saying. Like I wouldn't
- 1:24:28say that's something wrong with her. Just you know, like I think life
- 1:24:30has burned you down, broken you down the wad. I feel like this
- 1:24:33is all I gotta deal. Maybe we'll learn both of them, both of
- 1:24:38them life and relationships, whatever they had. Something's gotta like you've gotta hit
- 1:24:44a real point of apathy where it's like I'm just gonna settle for this.
- 1:24:48Yeah, maybe maybe let's not I don't maybe not use the word ran through,
- 1:24:53but like beat down by relationships, both of them, any of these
- 1:24:57people that's definitely doing this over a year, there's some type of desperation or
- 1:25:01like avigy or like kind of like I give up. You have to give
- 1:25:05up to be like I'm just gonna settle for this where I never meet them,
- 1:25:12and especially them two they don't got kids, they're single in the same
- 1:25:17city. You don't meet or for over a thousand days it says they live
- 1:25:25thirty minutes from each other. Get the get the fuck out of here.
- 1:25:28You got it home with you anyway? Are you serious? No, they're
- 1:25:34not. That's what I'm saying, Like literally not, there's no way you
- 1:25:40can't be. You cannot be. And whoever which couple was that? Maxwell?
- 1:25:46Maxwell? And uh like those people that are like the thirty minute drive
- 1:25:53is far Like I mean, I do agree with those people, but no,
- 1:25:57that's that that's crazy. What minute drive is not? What the hell
- 1:26:00are you talking about? You go to Philly all the time, that's not
- 1:26:04gonna it's a far drive for him. I hate it. A thirty minute
- 1:26:09that's literally thirty minutes is not far for Keen. It is more than fifteen
- 1:26:13minutes far. Drive Nigga, what you are? You are no Delaware,
- 1:26:18Jersey Delaware. We live in Delaware, Jerseyware. I thought we were Jerseyware
- 1:26:25City. Either way. Yeah, mm hmm. Get from Birmingham to Mobile.
- 1:26:32We're not in Brooklyn. Thirty minute drive in Brooklyn. Yeah, I'd
- 1:26:36want to kill myself because because that's going two blocks. You're not going anywhere.
- 1:26:41You're going around about that. You're in a different state thirty Yeah,
- 1:26:46thirty minutes. You're in a different You can be in a different state.
- 1:26:48That's literally far then, ah from where we are right now. We can
- 1:26:56technically be in a different a different state in less than fifteen minutes. Different
- 1:27:00states to five. Yeah, because the bristols really fine. Like, yeah,
- 1:27:06so it's not fall take a direction. Yeah, we get a TV
- 1:27:14show, King and Queens could start and we've being Pennsylvania by the time the
- 1:27:17first commercial comes on. Yeah, unless the bridge goes up, it'll be
- 1:27:26the second career the show. It'll be before the show, show will still
- 1:27:30be on. You can hit a second bridge, another bridge my favorite white
- 1:27:34comedy. But then that bridge goes down and that here comes Mike. What
- 1:27:40are your thoughts on Brandon and Sienna? She is very, very, very
- 1:27:46very something's wrong with her New York Damn? What's wrong with which one?
- 1:27:50Is there? Which the girl? The girl one with dreads and she works
- 1:27:54with Dreads? Like, yeah, she's weird. I called that vibe from
- 1:27:58the very when she spoke. I was like, she's from New York.
- 1:28:00Yeah, strange. She's forty three. I think she's forty three, and
- 1:28:05he's something else. I think he's like thirty five or something like that.
- 1:28:10So she's from New York and he lives in Florida. He got kids,
- 1:28:14Like he got married at like eighteen or some shit like that, like real
- 1:28:16young. That's what they're doing the South. Yeah, yeah, you got
- 1:28:19girl pregnant, like you know, you gotta follow up and married. Yeah,
- 1:28:24so he did that. That's what they got south Ship man. You
- 1:28:28know, he had a baby, you know, shotgun wedding type shit.
- 1:28:31So uh literally, I guess, And he was being like, so yeah
- 1:28:36they lived it was they're like less than a year, right, yeah,
- 1:28:40ten months? Ten months? Right? And I guess the girl was like
- 1:28:44she was she has no kids, she's forty three, she's whatever, She's
- 1:28:49got options, like she can do things sure, And she was talking about
- 1:28:55early like when they were like they showed like their conversations on the phone,
- 1:28:58like on FaceTime whatever, and she was saying like, yeah, I definitely
- 1:29:00be open to moving the Florida blah blah blah and all that, like I'm
- 1:29:04ready to like transition and I don't see a problem with that. And then
- 1:29:10when they get together in the house, she's like, why don't you come
- 1:29:13to York, like knowing he got kids, and she says, no,
- 1:29:15I'm not moving to Florida, and then it says no, I'm not moving
- 1:29:18to Florida, and then it was like, yeah, why don't you come
- 1:29:23to me and leave your kids? When he obviously goes no, and then
- 1:29:29he basically goes like, yo, I don't know what's going on. It's
- 1:29:31like you're saying one thing at one point and then you're saying another thing,
- 1:29:35and I'm not sure where you are when I tell you, this man was
- 1:29:40so respectful, very respectful, respectful and calm and eloquent and communicated perfectly with
- 1:29:47no. You couldn't asked for a better way for him to say what he
- 1:29:51says, and how does she respond when I tell you? He literally said,
- 1:29:57I don't think the things you're saying are consistent, and I'm just kind
- 1:30:00of confused about where you want to go in this relationship because the things you
- 1:30:04say aren't matching other things you say. You switch up, and I just
- 1:30:08want to understand because it's making me feel vulnerable and like and not really reciprocating
- 1:30:14my fiels. I just want to understand what's going on. And then she
- 1:30:17responds, Wow, you're a bitch. You're a bitch, like that's what
- 1:30:27New York women, that's all you got for me? And then not only
- 1:30:31New York, New York woman, what borrow do you think she's from?
- 1:30:38Wrong the Bronx? Throw it up from the BX. Oh, Jesus,
- 1:30:45Jesus. He said all that very nicely. He said, wow, you're
- 1:30:49a bitch Jesus and didn't stop. There was like, you're not serious about
- 1:30:56this relationship because you got the divorced and you had a failed marriage and you
- 1:31:02had a kid after that with somebody else, so you had multiple he'said,
- 1:31:05how can you tell me about being serious in relationship? You got multiple kids
- 1:31:10by multiple people. Wow, which is I mean, what the what's that
- 1:31:17got to do with her? A very normal thing, nothing nowadays to have
- 1:31:24like to like like literally put that in face. And she did that in
- 1:31:28private, and then it looked like it was over. Then they went into
- 1:31:32like the kitchen in front of everybody, calm and she goes, yeah,
- 1:31:40I really want to continue our conversation that we were having earlier though, and
- 1:31:43then brings it up in front of everybody, and she was like, yeah,
- 1:31:47if you were still serious about marriage, you would be in that marriage.
- 1:31:50And then he explained himself. He's like, listen, why would I
- 1:31:54stay in marriage? Would I stay in marriage? I'm not happy to be
- 1:31:56in First of all, this man is thirty five at this point. He's
- 1:31:58like, yo, I got married at eighteen. And someone else, this
- 1:32:02the one girl that's like thirty, has to be like, yeah, why
- 1:32:05would he? That was like fifteen years ago? Why would he? Yeah?
- 1:32:09What what the fuck would he commit to that? He got divorced after
- 1:32:12a year. He got divorced at like nineteen twenty. He's thirty five,
- 1:32:15Now what are you talking about? The divorce wasn't yesterday. He didn't just
- 1:32:18see he got divorced in ninety nine. You you stupid bitch, You stupid
- 1:32:27bitch. He got divorced before them franchise boys came out. The towers were
- 1:32:34they were they were, they weren't, but Saddam and been Lot and were
- 1:32:40alive still they were, that's true, very much alive and still terrorizing when
- 1:32:45this nigga was married. Mm hmmm. I don't even think Kim jong un
- 1:32:50was in power. I think his dad was still around, his pops still
- 1:32:54the post was still uh with his pants, was still with his high pants.
- 1:33:00But you wanted to like and it was. He was still rocking.
- 1:33:03He was still rocking. He's still rocking firmly in power. Back in the
- 1:33:09nine he was yo, that's crazy. And it's like the funny thing was
- 1:33:13like everybody, all the other couples, like men and women were cooking her,
- 1:33:15like yeah, that doesn't make why are you doing this? It's like,
- 1:33:18why are you bringing up past relationships? Like yeah, like why they
- 1:33:21make mistakes? Are you're the same person you were fifteen years ago? They're
- 1:33:25just cooking her. They're just everybody, even the boy the group was cooking
- 1:33:31her. The fuck boy the group was like yeah, he made the fun
- 1:33:35boy. Look makes sense that he was just all cooking and cooking and cooking
- 1:33:40her and then they stayed together after that, they're on the next episode.
- 1:33:45I don't know what happens. He's very tolerant. Yeah, he's very tolerant,
- 1:33:49or he's or or he's desperate, or something's wrong, he's a bitch,
- 1:33:55or he's a bitch, or he's actually or she might have been right.
- 1:34:00She said, you know what, because only a bitch will let a
- 1:34:02bitch call him a bitch to his face. And they're just like she was
- 1:34:08hot. It was the heat of the moment. I said the wrong things.
- 1:34:13I gotta, I gotta, I gotta choose my words more carefully.
- 1:34:15Next, I guess I struck a nerve. Inconsistency is a problem with her.
- 1:34:20I never should have gotten married. And oh oh when she when he
- 1:34:26said that, when he said, oh, you can be inconsistent sometimes,
- 1:34:29the other thing she said was like, yeah, that really upsets me and
- 1:34:31hurt my feelings. Because multiple men in different relations have said I've been in
- 1:34:35I have a problem inconsistency. Hurt your feelings, and they got mad at
- 1:34:39her about it, like Nigga, that's you have that problem. Yeah.
- 1:34:44Yeah, multiple niggas say the same thing about you. That's true about you.
- 1:34:48The only thing that's consistent about you is what people think about you.
- 1:34:53Think you're inconsistent. I think you're inconsistently consistently thinks the only thing consistent about
- 1:34:58you is your inconsistency. That's about it. That's about it. Yeah,
- 1:35:02they was cooking out brouh and then I think that's oh no, we could
- 1:35:06talk about the the two couple, the one couple, the most toxic couple,
- 1:35:13very toxic. Oh, Alexis and Dominique. First, First of all,
- 1:35:18a man with the we we named Dominique multiple face it happened. No.
- 1:35:27First, if I called me Dominque when I turned eighteen, I'm changing
- 1:35:30the Dominique immediately. Or he called him something, I'm Dominique. He's proud
- 1:35:34of it. He said, he also does what he does, so red
- 1:35:41flags prove out to be true. So as soon as he said I'm Dominique,
- 1:35:45and I saw his working working, uh tattoo on his over his temple,
- 1:35:48over his eyebrow, yeah, I'm like, okay, it's something here,
- 1:35:55there's something, something's brewing something brow. And then the other chick with
- 1:35:59the b came out, Ah, they're just and he said then they said
- 1:36:05they three they were been exclusive for six months. And then she was like,
- 1:36:09well he got a temper. I was like, there's domestics afoot even
- 1:36:15got a temper though. Everybody was like, oh okay, like he just
- 1:36:18get he just gets upset. N he beats bitches. Yeah yeah, looks
- 1:36:26like what did they even what were they arguing about? Oh wait, bro,
- 1:36:29so so the girl alexis right. For whatever reason, the dude Greg
- 1:36:34came into the kitchen. Maxwell throw in the kitchen. Yeah, Maxwell,
- 1:36:38he comes to the kitchen preface at first, but saying she was saying she
- 1:36:41doesn't like him, wanted him talking to any other women, or she did
- 1:36:45say that any other women say anything. She said, don't even talk to
- 1:36:48them, like damn, they like, don't talk to them. He didn't.
- 1:36:51So they're all in the common area in the kitchen whatever. And Greg
- 1:36:55had on like little short yellow shorts. She kept calling him who she daddy?
- 1:36:59Now? She called him hooci daddy within this clip, like this part
- 1:37:02maybe five times. It was a lot more saying it it was got HOOI
- 1:37:08daddy. Sure, he probably said it twenty times in real life. She
- 1:37:11wasn't even like he wasn't even next to her. She's like, hoochie daddy,
- 1:37:14Like he's across the room. Now at this point, it's he left.
- 1:37:17He left, and it started like a juicy skip because Dominica is sitting
- 1:37:20there like this, he's stealing, he's fuming that vein over that vein over
- 1:37:27his temple tattoo with that temple tattoo is throbbing, it's jumping, it's glowing
- 1:37:31like man like the avatar tattoo. Nigga, he about to go into the
- 1:37:35avatar beat bitch up states. Okay, every time he's going to domestic state,
- 1:37:41every time she's daddy can see it big. So eventually this is definitely
- 1:37:57like it was definitely some time in between where they come back into the kitchen
- 1:38:00and like two three in the morning and then they start arguing about it.
- 1:38:03So obviously they have been drinking. Yeah, they they've clearly been drinking.
- 1:38:08They don't show people drinking on the show, at least some from what I
- 1:38:11saw, but it's very obvious those niggas are drunk. He just air that
- 1:38:15ship Lebron James. Very obvious that they've been drinking. It's so satisfied to
- 1:38:20see him cook. Now keep on going on. It hits like crack,
- 1:38:24go ahead, I'm sorry. They're in the kitchen and they're arguing. They're
- 1:38:28beginning to argue, but they're kind of like laughing at first, so you
- 1:38:30couldn't tell if they were serious. It was weird. It was like you're
- 1:38:34kind of like getting really close to each other. He kind of like yoking
- 1:38:38there but not really like but she's laughing. He's laughing, and then he
- 1:38:42gets serious and like pushes are like like but again, this is like,
- 1:38:46this is let me, let me. This is why I know this nigga
- 1:38:49beats bitches up clearly for for real and not for play play. The nigga
- 1:38:55is fit. The nigga had on like a fucking truck or snap back cap
- 1:39:00choker like multiple chains. Why do you have that on? I don't a
- 1:39:03beater a plaid robe and then timberland like black boots to match the rope.
- 1:39:14At two forty in the morning, that's his bedtime. Close. I know
- 1:39:18he stopping pitches out for front. I know he does. That's not going
- 1:39:24I think he's you know, you remember that nigga they just called New York
- 1:39:27that was just punching bitches in the face. Yes, I think he was
- 1:39:30just doing that in Chicago, just going up and down, just handing out
- 1:39:33nooking sandwiches like Bernie mackin Head of State, like just slapping the last one
- 1:39:43just hit him on the mean backhand. That was up and down the fucking
- 1:39:47streets of Chicago, just doing that ship and then yeah that was I was
- 1:39:54like, yeah, he's he definitely hit swimming and you can tell he was
- 1:39:57really about to get her. Get her. I mean he gets to their
- 1:40:02face like do something like bro, he paying something like what like what's up?
- 1:40:06Like yo? Looking down up? Pussy whoa like yo, she has
- 1:40:11a pussy whoa relaxed bro. At this point, she has a pin in
- 1:40:14her hand because she has to defend herself, has a because this nigga,
- 1:40:17he's not little. He's the tallest nigga there. I think he looks like
- 1:40:20he's like the NFL. He looks like an NFL type nigga. Niggas ship
- 1:40:25like a big as nigga, and he's standing over like what's up. It's
- 1:40:29like like she's like, bro, back up, she called his nigga.
- 1:40:30Bro. I'm like, this is she called She called He called her bro,
- 1:40:35like, what's your problem? Bro? Like they do like the paranormal
- 1:40:39activity pan out where it's a camera in the corner of the room and you
- 1:40:42can see like the production people in the back book of their heads out and
- 1:40:44ship like White just sitting there. He's like trying to like scurry around.
- 1:40:50I'm seeing a nigga from the back of his production ship with a with a
- 1:40:54COVID mask on. Like I'm like, this is crazy. So that all
- 1:40:59goes down. Now this is the part we're dragging this. But this is
- 1:41:03the part where I knew that this girl like is very stupid, because yes,
- 1:41:09go on. They have to somewhat seemingly convince her to not stay with
- 1:41:15this nigga and she is like you could tell like she's clearly affected by this,
- 1:41:19but she's kind of questioning it. They had the force her out the
- 1:41:23house. That the force her out of a domestic It was just like,
- 1:41:28yo, are you serious, Like leave this nigga alone? Like they everybody
- 1:41:30it had like a whole pow wow, a pow wow. It's everybody in
- 1:41:34the house sitting Nigga had to confess to his own abuse. Yeah, he
- 1:41:40said, I was in a domestic the house. He was like, I
- 1:41:43was getting abused by a woman. Also, okay, Mike, no,
- 1:41:46Mike, We're not going to do that. Keep on going, Elsie flowering
- 1:41:49ahead. They had to convince this girl to just stop fucking with this nigga.
- 1:41:56And then he puts out like a get the funk out of here,
- 1:42:00Michael, nobody's with him. Bully by yourself. Apology and message to her.
- 1:42:09What does he say he's not saying. He says nothing but sorry,
- 1:42:13like sorry, she hadn't got to that point. You know, I was
- 1:42:16drinking and that's no excuse. But his apology was so like it was terrible
- 1:42:20that niggas. He was like, what I mean, it ain't that deep.
- 1:42:23That's what quote at the end of the apology he said, I don't
- 1:42:27really think it was that deep, but I apologize and I'm like. He's
- 1:42:30like, then he said, hey, hit me up, I'll be out.
- 1:42:35Yeah, I'll be soon. I'm still dating. If you see me
- 1:42:40online, hit me up. This is not a joke, he said.
- 1:42:43It hit me up. I'm like, and the problem is women's and then
- 1:42:48the crazy probably when he first met he was like, her body really wasn't
- 1:42:51hitting like that he got he got, he got food, he got food.
- 1:42:58A little bit what it is? Its very obviously. I mean if
- 1:43:00you go on the internet and you go on the internet and you think your
- 1:43:02chicken is going to look a thousand oh and from the showed, he probably
- 1:43:10needs glasses because you get killed. You were editing? Yeah, are you?
- 1:43:15Are you a maroon on the one where she was wearing the fucking pink
- 1:43:17baby suit like like, that's clearly some that's some canvas going on right there,
- 1:43:24or a very tight boosty egg. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, y'all
- 1:43:31need to go watch the show. Yes, if you want to join us
- 1:43:34and then never ever watch it. Yes, no watches watch it. You
- 1:43:38watch Baddie's East West North. I didn't. I don't choose to my girl
- 1:43:42watching it. That's pretty much, okay, you bitch UFC right there,
- 1:43:45pretty much. I don't go out my way. She'd be watching. I'll
- 1:43:48be with her. But you know what, you watch it because you be
- 1:43:50watching. You watch b roll. You know who Biggie is. She rolled
- 1:43:55the show, Grow Biggie. There you go, she grow Biggie from Rhode
- 1:44:00Island, Big Dominica. You gotta b all right, I don't put something.
- 1:44:03She got a body done. Okay, she lost weight. I think
- 1:44:06she lost there's a big big as. Somebody got her body done. I
- 1:44:12own that's what Biggie call it, Broy with your big ass. Somebody got
- 1:44:16her body done. But it looks big Dominica. He should go. It
- 1:44:20should go Biggie from Rhode Island. And that's that on that, and that's
- 1:44:25that on that. Yeah, me too. You know you watch Yeah,
- 1:44:30Well, if you want to Johnson never a mess, please get in the
- 1:44:33discord, check us out, watch it. I personally me, I will
- 1:44:39be recapping this ship every week, so check out the story. Yeah.
- 1:44:45I probably put my reactions on TikTok too. I'm plugging myself right now,
- 1:44:49shameless. I'll be recapping this ship every fucking week because, like Killian and
- 1:44:56Bobby said, I'll be there no matter what exactly. It's a weekly episode
- 1:45:01drop every Friday. I was a little disappointed because I thought it was gonna
- 1:45:04be all at once. I was like that, Yeah, I'm like I
- 1:45:08get it. Go with the old school tactic. You know, that's the
- 1:45:11right way it should be. Yeah, that's the way. He can't be
- 1:45:14watching the reality show ten episodes once. That's just like it's gonna melt together
- 1:45:17too much, like you're gonna miss with like build up some suspect like stories.
- 1:45:21Yes, watch it all together because one continent of this thing. But
- 1:45:26I think if you watch a reality like you missed too much. It seemed
- 1:45:30like one day. Yeah, it's good now because social media will spoil everything.
- 1:45:33So now you know you don't have to worry about spoil exactly. Everybody's
- 1:45:36on the same page. Yes, yes, everybody's experiencing that. Yes,
- 1:45:45I never did, ever, did not watch all three of them. I
- 1:45:47feel like, of course and got the sound Palmer, did you did y'all
- 1:45:50see please m M one video? It was the video? Okay, I
- 1:45:58list those things I'm missing whatever? All right? Cool? What you know?
- 1:46:03What's also cool subscribing to the podcast see that ship, bro, you
- 1:46:08subscribe? My god, you're gonna follow us on all socials. I started
- 1:46:13barking at my phone like a wild dog. I don't know what dog sounds
- 1:46:19like that, but okay, Harvey sounds like that. He's a cute,
- 1:46:24So that's a dog. So we're gonna nigga fifteen mega Mega Beaner tears.
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- 1:47:08day to day is going to end and we will see you next week same
- 1:47:10time. Take place up a byeby, tell a friend and tell a friend
- 1:47:14to tell another friend to tell one more friend. The jaws of life to
- 1:47:18get me up at them. I'll keep on going talking talk. She's always
- 1:47:27been fine. But it's like something the post pregnancy, because there was something
- 1:47:33now it wasn't even that it was just the fine. I mean there was
- 1:47:35an aura also after the post pregnancy sexy rapping looking like Joe. Okay,
- 1:47:44now now now we're podcasting, Nigga's just now we're podcasting. Now we're podcasting.
- 1:47:50Now we're podcast I have been saying that. I was like, I'm
- 1:47:56like ye, shout out blue Claw. Yes, they called me. You're
- 1:48:00madmen they did. Girl. You know these crab, super fat, lion,
- 1:48:04no sexy. Oh god, damn it, Bro make a It was
- 1:48:13your glow thriller that was always problem to me. Both little pussy