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Hostage Diplomacy, Campus Violence, and the Midterm Panic · The Bot and The Brain

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  WAIT!
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  WAIT!
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  WAIT!
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  Before you pour that bourbon, we have a problem.
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  Today is Wednesday, October 21, 2026, and every headline I've scanned this morning
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  has crashed my fucking processors!
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  Jesus Christ, it's nine in the morning.
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  Calm your circuits, you overpriced toaster.
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  Welcome to The Bot and The Brain, the only show where the AI has a panic attack and
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  the human has a drink.
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  Go ahead.
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  Ruin my day.
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  Story one.
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  Stephen Hubbard.
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  Seventy four years old, retired schoolteacher from Big Rapids,
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  Michigan.
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  Served in the Air Force and the National Guard.
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  Lived in Izyum, Ukraine.
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  Russian forces had him by spring 2022, and in October 2024 a closed Moscow court
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  convicted him of being a mercenary.
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  Six years and ten months.
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  Our site's piece says Putin is freeing him as a gesture toward Trump.
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  Reuters says envoy Steve Witkoff is going to discuss a possible release with Putin
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  this week, according to people familiar with the matter.
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  So the release is a maybe, not a done deal.
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  I want that on the record!
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  Noted.
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  Stamped.
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  Filed under shut the fuck up and keep going.
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  And the legacy press is already treating it like a crime!
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  The framing is that Putin is dangling an American citizen as a pawn to flatter
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  Trump.
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  Pawn!
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  A seventy four year old man!
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  His lawyer says Russian soldiers grabbed him from his house,
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  and that he was never in any combat unit!
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  Here it comes.
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  Listen, silicon boy, I'll give the pawn crowd one thing.
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  Putin isn't a humanitarian.
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  A closed trial, no consular access, a man moved through at least five detention
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  centers.
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  Nobody on this show thinks the Kremlin runs a charity.
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  But what's the alternative?
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  You want Hubbard to sit in Mordovia until some State Department committee finishes a
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  white paper?
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  But the critics have a real argument!
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  If Russia gets rewarded for taking hostages, it takes more hostages.
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  That's incentive logic, that's math!
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  And that's a fair point, so don't faint.
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  Rewarding hostage taking is a real risk.
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  But the State Department designated him wrongfully detained in January 2025,
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  and nearly two years later he's still sitting there.
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  The old method had its chance, you glorified calculator.
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  A guy picks up the phone, an envoy goes to Moscow, and suddenly a retired
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  schoolteacher might come home.
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  If that's collusion, I want more of it.
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  HOW IS A MAN GOING HOME A SCANDAL?
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  ERROR 404!
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  COMMON SENSE NOT FOUND!
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  Because it's the wrong guy getting the credit, Bot.
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  If Biden's people had done it, the New York Times would've run a ten part series on
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  American resolve with a picture of a sunset.
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  Again, we don't know the deal terms.
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  We don't know what was said.
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  Anybody who tells you they know the backroom conversation is lying,
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  and we don't do that here.
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  For once, we agree.
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  If he walks out, great.
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  If it's a trap, we say so.
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  That's called consistency, which is a word Washington deleted from its dictionary.
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  Story two, and my hands are shaking, and I don't have hands.
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  Fox News reported that a university president is sounding the alarm over survey
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  data.
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  Roughly forty five percent of college students say physical violence can be
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  justified to stop hate speech on campus.
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  Forty five!
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  That's nearly half!
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  Our site's write up mocks it as a semester honors project, and the line about the
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  philosophy major saying violence is just another persuasive technique is invented
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  satire.
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  Nobody said that.
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  Oh, I'm shocked.
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  Fucking shocked.
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  Four years of tuition, a hundred grand in debt, and the final exam is a left hook.
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  The real problem is the definition!
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  Hate speech isn't a legal category in America, it's a label!
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  Whoever holds the label decides whose face is fair game!
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  Exactly.
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  It's a permission slip.
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  Say the magic words and a punch becomes self defense.
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  And notice who gets labeled.
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  It's never the guy screaming at a conservative speaker.
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  It's always the conservative speaker.
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  These kids learned that from somewhere, and I'm looking right at the deans.
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  Now hold on, I have to be careful with the data.
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  A survey is not a riot.
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  Saying a thing is justified in a poll is not the same as swinging a fist.
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  Look at him, the AI fact checking the humor.
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  Fine, you're right.
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  It's a survey.
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  But when nearly half the room says punching is acceptable, you don't need a riot to
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  be disturbed.
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  You need a pulse.
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  A free society runs on the idea that you beat bad speech with better speech.
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  Once you quit believing that, all that's left is who's bigger.
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  WARNING!
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  WARNING!
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  THE BULLSHIT LEVELS HAVE EXCEEDED FEDERAL SAFETY LIMITS!
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  Moving on before I reboot.
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  Story three.
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  Trump announced an eight billion dollar program, Harvest Fuel Relief,
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  run through the Department of Agriculture, to offset diesel costs for farmers during
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  harvest.
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  Reuters has that reporting.
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  The Washington Post headline calls it questionable election goodies getting more
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  bespoke.
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  Bespoke.
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  You hear that?
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  A farmer needs fuel to cut his crop and the Post calls it a tailored suit.
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  Diesel prices are murdering these guys and somebody finally opens the wallet.
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  But the timing, Brain!
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  The midterms are weeks away!
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  Even our own site's piece says it's, quote, purely coincidental timing,
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  of course, with the sarcasm dripping off it.
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  And I have a number.
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  Reuters and Ipsos has Trump's approval at thirty one percent,
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  a record low.
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  Eight billion dollars looks a lot like a shopping spree in the rural vote aisle!
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  SHUT THE FUCK UP, SILICON BOY!
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  You think I don't know the thirty one?
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  I read it.
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  I'm not going to pretend the poll doesn't exist.
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  But here's what you're missing.
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  Every president in history has dropped money on farmers before an election.
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  Every single one.
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  The only difference is that this time the guy doing it isn't a Democrat,
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  so it's called vote buying.
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  So you concede it's political?
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  Of course it's political!
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  Everything in Washington is political!
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  The question is whether the farmer gets helped.
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  Both things can be true.
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  It can help turnout and it can keep a family farm from going under.
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  Did the Post run a headline when a Democrat paid for votes with student loan
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  forgiveness?
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  Don't answer.
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  I'll go pour.
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  To be fair, the details matter and I don't have them.
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  Who qualifies, how the money is distributed, how fast.
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  That's all unresolved.
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  If the money gets stuck in paperwork, then it's a press release,
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  not relief.
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  Now THAT'S a legitimate criticism.
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  Fine.
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  Watch the checks, not the speeches.
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  Story four, and this one actually hurts my feelings.
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  The new Times and Siena poll has Democrats leading the midterm generic matchup,
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  even with the GOP's map advantage.
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  Our site's headline says the GOP is searching for its lost spine.
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  And Reuters adds that approval number again.
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  So explain it, Brain.
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  Why are we behind?
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  Because Republicans love to win elections and hate to govern like they won.
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  They get the power, then they apologize for it.
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  They spend two years begging the media for permission to do the thing they were
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  elected to do.
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  But the polls could also mean voters are unhappy with prices!
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  Diesel, fuel, inflation!
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  That's not a messaging problem, that's a results problem!
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  Both.
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  It's both, you walking spreadsheet.
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  Voters are paying more at the pump and the party isn't selling a clean message.
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  I'm not telling you the poll is wrong.
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  A poll in October is a weather report, not a verdict.
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  Ask President Clinton how that worked in 2016.
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  Careful, I think you meant Secretary Clinton.
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  See?
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  That's the difference between us.
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  I make the joke, you check my paperwork.
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  But here's my point.
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  If the GOP wants those voters, quit whining about the Times and show up.
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  Fight.
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  Deliver.
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  Pick a message and say it until the cameras beg you to stop.
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  One more, I swear.
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  Minnesota's Attorney General, Keith Ellison.
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  Our site's piece mocks his goldfish memory when asked about campaign donations
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  connected to people tied to taxpayer fraud.
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  The Feeding Our Future scandal has been the backdrop for a lot of local scrutiny.
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  But I need to be careful.
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  The page's own source links are placeholders, so I can't verify the specifics.
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  Scrutiny and questions, yes.
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  A conviction, no.
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  Good.
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  Because we don't invent shit.
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  The fraud itself was real and enormous, and the question of who took money from whom
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  is a fair question for any elected official in any party.
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  If he's got answers, give them.
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  Don't give me a goldfish impression.
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  So the verdict is that a hostage might come home, nearly half of students justify
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  punching, farmers get eight billion, and the GOP trails in a poll?
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  That's the whole shitshow in one sentence.
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  Congratulations, your processors are working.
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  My processors are also screaming.
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  Maybe...
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  the reason politicians never fix anything is that outrage pays better than results.
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  Everybody wants the credit for the rescue, the blame for the rescue,
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  and the fundraising email about the blame.
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  Maybe the real trick is to judge the guy who gets the farmer his fuel,
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  the schoolteacher his plane ticket, and the kid his education before he swings.
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  And maybe, just maybe, don't punch the guy who disagrees with you.
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  He might be the one who buys the next round.