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Mic Drop Comedy Plano _ Comedian Jennifer Gorelick(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: Hey, we're back.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a minute, so I have to readjust everything
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  Speaker 2: going back and forth. Today, we are going to be
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  Speaker 2: bringing in a very, very talented comedian, publisher, and And
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  Speaker 2: awesome Twitter handler name.
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  Speaker 3: Jenny Sequa.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Right on. Right on. Nice to meet you. How are you?
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing well. It's the first sunny day in New
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  Speaker 4: York City, so look at that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. You guys just had like a big storm, right?
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 5: So excited to come to Texas. I've never been to
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  Speaker 5: Dallas or Plano, so thrilled.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Oh, so you've never been in the state of
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  Speaker 3: Texas at all?
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  Speaker 4: I've been to Austin, but I know that's a different,
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  Speaker 4: different thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like different, totally different vibe and whatever, whatnot. That's
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  Speaker 3: what I always hear. It's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Cause I've never been to Austin, but I've been to
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  Speaker 2: like everything else, but it's, but I gotta, I gotta check.
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  Speaker 3: It out one of these days.
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  Speaker 4: I hear that's where the comedy scene is though. What
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  Speaker 4: are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, I, I tend, I'm one of those people
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  Speaker 2: that I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to
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  Speaker 2: go where everyone's not. Cause I'm an asshole like that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's like, um, but I, but like Dallas
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  Speaker 3: is cool.
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  Speaker 2: I like Dallas a lot because they got the hyenas
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  Speaker 2: and they got the improvs and then, um, and then
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  Speaker 2: they're close. Everything's like, it's a drive away, but like,
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  Speaker 2: I think Austin, well, Austin's like two, three hours away
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  Speaker 2: from Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I will not be driving. I'm a New Yorker. So
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  Speaker 4: I will be, uh, where I am.
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  Speaker 3: Are you born and raised in New York?
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  Speaker 4: No New Jersey, but you don't want a New Jersey
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  Speaker 4: in driving either.
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  Speaker 3: Right on. What part of New Jersey?
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  Speaker 4: Basking Ridge, Central Jersey.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I got to– a buddy of mine, Brent Ernst, took
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  Speaker 2: me out there because he's from Passaic.
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  Speaker 3: So we did a whole thing of like– we did
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  Speaker 3: a whole.
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  Speaker 4: North of me, south of me. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And then– Not my area.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we did Tom's River and over– and
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  Speaker 2: then like Seaside Heights and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: And then Bottom Ship. We went all over.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went all over the place.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a lot of Jersey.
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  Speaker 3: It's really pretty.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that it was– of course, they call
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  Speaker 2: it the Garden State, but I didn't expect that. And
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, oh, this is– Yeah, they've got
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  Speaker 2: a lot of trees.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's really pretty. And the food is ridiculous. Where
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  Speaker 3: did I go?
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  Speaker 4: I went to– You liked it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Um, I went to Rutgers or, or the, the, the,
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  Speaker 3: that was, that was dope. And then on the, uh, on.
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  Speaker 2: The shore, there was a cheese, um, a Philly cheesesteak
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  Speaker 2: place that had like these cheese balls in it.
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  Speaker 3: It was, it was fucking awesome. But yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like, um, we're not really known for our cheesesteak,
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  Speaker 5: but the shore does have really good fried food, you know,
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  Speaker 5: boardwalk culture.
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  Speaker 3: Right. I was going to say, um, and then you, uh,
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  Speaker 3: and you're, uh, published though, right? Uh, That's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: I'm an author.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You're an author. How many books do you have?
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  Speaker 4: Just the one for now.
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  Speaker 6: We'll see.
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  Speaker 4: Hopefully another. I like this cord, the cords that keep
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  Speaker 4: popping up. A little bit of cord option.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, I have the one book. It's the book
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  Speaker 5: of red flags. It's about dating. It's investigative journalism from
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  Speaker 5: my life.
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: So you did a lot of, a lot of, um,
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  Speaker 2: Dating and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: I've done some dating. I've met some shitty guys enough
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  Speaker 4: for a book. So there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Boom. Would it be possible, well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, is there a way to
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  Speaker 2: flip it and be like a book of green flags
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  Speaker 2: or yellow flags?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I just don't think people are that interested
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  Speaker 4: in green flags. Also, it's not as funny. Also, I
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  Speaker 4: haven't really, how many green flags am I seeing in
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  Speaker 4: my day-to-day?
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  Speaker 1: Far fewer.
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  Speaker 2: I would even want to know what a green flag
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  Speaker 2: would look like. You know, that's even kind of, like, interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the bar is so low that, like, having
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  Speaker 4: a job is a green flag.
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  Speaker 3: A steady paycheck.
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  Speaker 4: Being employed. Yeah. Having a paycheck. That's really it. That's
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  Speaker 4: a big one. Having a bed frame. Knowing how to
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  Speaker 4: use sheets.
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  Speaker 2: Like, that.
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  Speaker 4: Showering. It's so, like, it really... The bar is on
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  Speaker 4: the floor. It's really not. But the show that I'm
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  Speaker 4: doing in Plano is my.
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  Speaker 5: Book of red flags tour. So it'll be a lot
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  Speaker 5: of dating based content, super fun. Um, and we also
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  Speaker 5: are going to give away books, which I forgot to
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  Speaker 5: mention before, but we'll have, um, 20 books. So if
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  Speaker 5: you are in the audience, very likely you're going to.
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  Speaker 4: Get a book.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's dope. That's awesome. That's awesome. Get a signature
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  Speaker 3: and stuff like that too. That'll work.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'll sign it for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Um, I was going to say, too, like, with, especially, like, well, dating,
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  Speaker 2: because we're in the, well, we're in the present now,
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  Speaker 2: but it's completely, because I don't know, did you date
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  Speaker 2: before internet or after internet?
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  Speaker 5: I did date before internet, but this book is very much,
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  Speaker 5: has a lot of internet culture in it, right? Because
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  Speaker 5: right now, like, you can watch, you can see on
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  Speaker 5: charts from, you know, like, published charts and data that
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  Speaker 5: um steadily over time the majority of people are meeting
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  Speaker 5: their significant others on dating apps and no longer like
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  Speaker 5: in person not at school not in church has really
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  Speaker 5: gone down the amount of people meeting their significant other
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  Speaker 5: in church steady decline godless culture um but yeah so
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  Speaker 5: there's definitely a lot of dating apps presence in the
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  Speaker 5: book and online and i'll And like red flags on
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  Speaker 5: someone's profile, not just their dating app profile, but also
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  Speaker 5: their social media profiles, like that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, decent, decent. I was going to say, oh shit,
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  Speaker 3: once again. Are you single still? Yeah. Okay, boom, boom, boom.
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  Speaker 3: How long have you been single?
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  Speaker 4: Like three years at this point, which is crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I wrote the book, took two years to write, but
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  Speaker 5: I was single for a year before even the book existed.
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  Speaker 4: But in any case, now when I'm dating, it says
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  Speaker 4: on my.
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  Speaker 5: Dating profiles that I wrote this book and men are like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: can I be in the sequel?
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  Speaker 4: And it's like, I don't think you want to be
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  Speaker 4: in the sequel.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Can we just.
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  Speaker 4: Not have red flags for one second?
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  Speaker 5: And it is funny because people are like, well, is
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  Speaker 5: it hard to date when you're known for dating?
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  Speaker 4: It's like, well, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to ask you, so like, The moment you, like,
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  Speaker 2: came up with the idea and then you were like,
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  Speaker 2: I should make this a book. And then, like, how's
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  Speaker 2: the process after that? Because, I mean, having the idea,
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  Speaker 2: of course, comics and creatives all have the idea. The
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  Speaker 2: problem is all the time is the initiative to make
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  Speaker 2: the next step. Like, how was that process?
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  Speaker 3: What was that like?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I was actually commissioned. Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 5: They, the idea came from the publisher and then they
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  Speaker 5: were looking on the internet. They were Googling like who
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  Speaker 5: should be the person who's dated the most of the
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  Speaker 5: worst guys to write this.
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  Speaker 4: And then it was me. That was my SEO.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's, it's right next to your picture. So
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  Speaker 2: I keep touching it by accident. Cause I'm, I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: not to look down and stare dead at you. Um,
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  Speaker 2: what about, what about, okay. So, um, Do you have
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  Speaker 2: it in the book right now, again, with the damn cords,
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  Speaker 2: son of.
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  Speaker 3: A bitching cords? Because I find this super interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, you probably get asked tons of times, what's
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  Speaker 2: the worst date you've ever been on? But I do
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  Speaker 2: find that interesting. Do you have the most... Well, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Because there are different types of dates that are worse,
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  Speaker 3: could be, right?
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  Speaker 2: Like you got the ick from somebody, or someone just
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  Speaker 2: was not paying.
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  Speaker 5: I have a bunch in the book, but I had
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  Speaker 5: a recent one that was really bad, but if I
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  Speaker 5: was still writing the book, it would have made it
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  Speaker 5: in there. But he told me he was writing an
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  Speaker 5: epic fantasy novel.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 5: Like Dune, you're writing Dune. And he was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: sort of, but the, you know, the government system's different.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, okay, how are you writing this? Like,
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  Speaker 5: what software are you using?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm asking as someone who's also written a book, right. Well,
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  Speaker 4: and that's how it came up. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I wrote a book. And he was like, oh, me too.
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  Speaker 4: I'm writing a book. And I was like, oh, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 4: He's writing it in his notes app.
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  Speaker 5: Which is a red flag that he's like typing thumbs
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  Speaker 5: up on his notes app, writing Lord of the Rings.
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  Speaker 4: That's an issue. So I was like, okay, well, interesting.
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  Speaker 5: And then I was like, so what is the government
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  Speaker 5: system like then in this world that you're creating?
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, oh, oh, and we're done.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: That should have been me. No, that's okay. That should
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  Speaker 4: have been me on the date saying, thanks, bye. But yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He was like, actually, there's less government supervision. It's about
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  Speaker 5: how the government shouldn't be so involved. And I was like, oh, okay, totally.
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  Speaker 4: So you're a libertarian? And he was like, yes. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, totally. Totally. I'm going to finish
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  Speaker 4: this martini and I am going to go.
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  Speaker 3: Bye. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: You can learn a lot about a man's belief system
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  Speaker 5: if he's writing a fantasy novel, of course.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I was single because being a comic too,
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  Speaker 2: that's like, I would think that's a red flag off
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  Speaker 2: the top.
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  Speaker 4: Well, for men, definitely. And then for women, less so.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I feel like it's a red flag
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  Speaker 2: because not, uh, I, I feel like necessarily it's, it's
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  Speaker 2: hard to date, um, because I am date night. So
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  Speaker 2: it's like, how can we go out when, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, oh, well, uh, let's go have, uh, let's
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  Speaker 2: go have dinner on Tuesday. And it's like, that's kind
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  Speaker 2: of hard to do. Um, and also too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Good.
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  Speaker 5: You have to be with someone who understands that your
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  Speaker 5: schedule is going to be, you work at night.
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  Speaker 4: And you're busy at night and you might be busy
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  Speaker 4: during the day too.
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  Speaker 5: If you have to have a day job in addition
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  Speaker 5: to your standup, if you're not making enough, which, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I do. So, um, I dated a standup comic for
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  Speaker 5: a long time, which makes sense. I mean, like we
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  Speaker 5: have similar schedules and we liked making stuff together and
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  Speaker 5: that was really fun, but to stand up comedians together
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  Speaker 5: is bad.
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  Speaker 4: I don't recommend it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's. And then on top of that, you
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  Speaker 3: have to break, break dates or break plans. Cause it's like, Oh, something.
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  Speaker 2: And it's, I'm sorry to say more important kind of
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  Speaker 2: came up right now with this gig or, So you
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  Speaker 2: got to definitely be okay with that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my ex was like, I like that a date
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  Speaker 5: night for us can be like we're not even going
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  Speaker 5: to get dinner or anything. We're going to go to
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  Speaker 5: the mics together. And I'm like, yes, but I would
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  Speaker 5: like to be bought dinner.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That would be nice.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't like that he's like no but.
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  Speaker 3: This is this is perfect this is part no no
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  Speaker 3: this is.
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  Speaker 6: Perfect yeah it's really good yeah we can go i
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  Speaker 6: can get you a beer at the open mic that
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  Speaker 6: we both want to go to and i'm like for
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  Speaker 6: sure but like what about also getting me dinner what about.
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  Speaker 2: That i was always like um that was another thing
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  Speaker 2: too for me was uh the like if i make
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  Speaker 2: plans if i made the date and i'm like okay
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  Speaker 2: i want to do that let's let's do that and
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  Speaker 2: then a big thing of the, just canceling. Like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: I found that like today's day and age, it was,
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  Speaker 2: people have no respect for somebody else's time. So it's like, ah,
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  Speaker 2: I can't make it. And then you can't be mad.
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  Speaker 2: Cause you know, it's like, all right, I can't be mad. Um,
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  Speaker 2: I have no place type of thing. So it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: well it kind of sucks. Cause I, I didn't take
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  Speaker 2: a gig tonight. Like I didn't, it's Friday night or
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  Speaker 2: it's Saturday night. I didn't take a gig for this
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  Speaker 2: weekend or whatever. Cause I really wanted this to work.
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  Speaker 2: And it's almost as though, like I said, Hey, why
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  Speaker 2: don't you call in and let's go have breakfast tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: And then you do. And I'm like, Oh, you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel like going. It's too, I can't, I
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  Speaker 2: can't make it. And now it's like, you just lost
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  Speaker 2: a day of pay. So it's, I've always had, it
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  Speaker 2: was always really hard.
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  Speaker 4: That's for everyone though. Not just standup comics.
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  Speaker 5: Cause people in general and dating, like everyone's canceling plans
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  Speaker 5: all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a, it's an epidemic of like just people disrespecting
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  Speaker 2: other people's time constantly.
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  Speaker 3: I just, I'm like, ah, come on.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, uh, cause like I'm older now and
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  Speaker 2: it's just funny cause it's like, I go, uh, when
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  Speaker 2: I first heard about ghosting, I was like, that's crazy. Like,
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  Speaker 2: like when back in the day, like you had, you
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  Speaker 2: couldn't break up with someone's answer machine. You had to
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  Speaker 2: go and tell them you couldn't. And so just ghosting
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  Speaker 2: is mad disrespectful.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, Oh, okay. That's, you got no heart.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, it's so crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Like the last person that I was kind of going
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  Speaker 5: on dates with, um, I actually took him to a
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  Speaker 5: really cool magic night, which is one of my tricks
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  Speaker 5: is like, I like this really like vibey cool magic
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  Speaker 5: show in New York and I have access to it.
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  Speaker 4: So I'll be like, come to the show with me, whatever.
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  Speaker 5: So he, you know, like paid for everything there, but
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  Speaker 5: we both got our own tickets, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: And then like, after that, I, he never texted me again.
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  Speaker 5: And like, I'm not, it's not ghosting because I haven't
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  Speaker 5: texted him being like, Hey, you want to hang out?
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  Speaker 4: But like, he'd never like, Didn't get any kind of like,
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  Speaker 4: like nothing. You know what I mean? So it's like
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  Speaker 4: not even, it's not ghosting.
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  Speaker 5: It's ghosting if I take the action of trying to
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  Speaker 5: reach out to him.
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  Speaker 4: I bet if I texted him now, even though it's
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  Speaker 4: been like a month, two months, he still would text
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  Speaker 4: me back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But there was no like breakup.
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  Speaker 5: There was no like, I don't like, this was fun,
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  Speaker 5: but I don't really want to see you again.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Like there was nothing like that.
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  Speaker 5: Which I think people are just too scared to like
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  Speaker 5: be honest with each other about what they're feeling. And like,
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  Speaker 5: I guess I also have the onus to be like, Hey,
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  Speaker 5: it was fun, but I don't really want to see
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  Speaker 5: you anymore. But the thing is like, I would have
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  Speaker 5: gone on more dates with him, but I've learned everything
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  Speaker 5: I need to know because he stopped communicating with me.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's, I mean, cause like, like, like I guess
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  Speaker 2: you would say back in the day there was certain
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  Speaker 2: things like there's, I don't feel like that's ghosting. I
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: feel like that's basically what we used to call fizzling out.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: It just fizzled out.
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was a fizzle. Yeah. When someone definitely is
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: like– He.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Still exists on the internet though, which is so weird
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: too because I can look at his Instagram and be like,
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: what is he doing?
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: I remember back in the– okay, I keep saying back
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: in the day. But I remember like if you broke
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: up with someone that you broke up with them. You
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: don't get this– you can get over them without seeing them.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: But now it's like, it takes even longer to get
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: over someone.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so, that's so crazy. Yeah.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: It's a whole life that I can like look at
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: because we were following each other on Instagram.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: So yeah, no, I, I got off the streets. I
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: got off the street. I was like, I'm good.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I'm, I'm done. I was like,
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: I will. Cause I was single for, Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: let me, Oh, that was this thing.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah. No, I'm just going to edit.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: I'm going to, I'll edit some of the, I'll edit
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: all this out. Um, uh, the, um, I, uh, I, uh,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I got off the street. I was single for about 10,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: 12 years, just cause just doing standup. I was like,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to just, just dedicate standup and just
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: be a road comic. And that's what I was. And
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: it was dope and it was good stuff. And, but
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: then like, um, I moved to Vegas and I was like, Oh,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Vegas is going to be crying. I'm just going to
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: go wild and it's going to be dope. And then, uh,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I met the girl. of that I'm married, like the
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: day I was leaving my city and I was like,
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: all right, that's just how it happens.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So now I'm a good, I love Vegas. Vegas
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: is crazy like that.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Vegas is nuts. I really enjoy it though.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I'm chilling here. Uh, but yeah, so, okay. That's, that's, well,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: that's the gets no part of the, of the portion
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: of the show.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Um, we'd like to get into, uh, the questions, uh,
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: this just trivia, uh, And just to shit talk and
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: basically own rights to the other clubs for a week,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: we're going to do week four.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: This one. Great. Okay, so are you ready for... Oh, wait,
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: you know what? Let's do week five.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: I'm ready.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, boom.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: All right. So here we go, because I'm going to
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: put this up as soon as possible. So the first question.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, let me get this going so I don't fuck
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: up the.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Uh, the, the cords are gone now that we're here.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: No more, no more cords at all. Or thank you for, uh,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: for watching.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Um, okay.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: So question, uh, question number one, uh, sports question. Uh,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: what city did the Lakers play in?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Oh no. Yeah. What city did the Lakers play in
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: before LA?
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: All I know is LA.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Um, let's say this is going to be wrong, but
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: I think let's say San Diego.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: No, but here's a hint, though. Here's a hint. They're
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: called the Lakers.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Well, where could there be a lake? What about in Tahoe?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: That would be dope.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Lake in Tahoe.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Tahoe Lakers.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Um it's actually um uh minnesota minneapolis lake it's a
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: great lake isn't that crazy yeah um yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: I know yeah i don't know much about sports or
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: geography so that question was going to be a stumper for.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Me shit because the next one is geography.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: It's uh speaking of of like area or other where
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: you just sat the nevada what's the what's the capital
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: of nevada.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: You would think that any of this would have stuck
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: with me. Because they drilled it. We had to put
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: it on our little maps.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: It's not Vegas.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Hint, it's by Lake Tahoe. It's up in that area.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, great.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: That helps so much.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: I know. It's where the Mormons are. Salt Lake City? No,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: that's Utah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: It does have city in it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: It does have city. Okay, good.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Uh, you'd say it. I'm not... I don't know.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's Carson City.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Carson City. Wasn't gonna get it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: She said, uh.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: No words.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's an entertainment question.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: What film did Robin Williams win an Oscar for? Um.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Did he win for the Dead Poets Society?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: No, no. I'll give you another shot. I'll give you
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: another shot.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: I don't feel like it's Mr. Doubtfire.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Which he should have. No, I'm sorry. No.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I'm going to say Flubber. It's not
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: going to be right, but it could be.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Flubber.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I forgot all about Flubber.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: You can't forget Flubber.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: I haven't.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, man, that's so funny.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I remember when McDonald's had, like, a big, like, they
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: had all the Flubber stuff.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Good Will Hunting. He finally won an Oscar for Good
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Will Hunting.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So here are, here's, a, it's going to be
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: a kind of a history question, I guess.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Okay. What if I just got zero?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Don't worry. People have gotten zero. It's like what you
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: call it. It's hella funny because like everyone's always.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck are these questions? Where are these
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: coming from? And I was like, I don't know.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I just fucking remember. Well, I host trivia even, but
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: I host pop culture trivia. So there's no.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's like, yeah, this is all over. Name three
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: allied powers.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Three allied powers. Okay, the good guys?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the good guys. Totally.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: The good guys? Okay, the UK and America.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: And, yeah. UK, America, and.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: France?
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: France?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Yep, there you go. Fuck yeah. Amazing. Boom.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: What if I was like Germany? Germany, Russia, Japan.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no. Okay, so what's the next one? Oh, what's
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: the main organ in the circulatory system?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: In the circulatory system? Are we going to say... The Heart?
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, awesome. You are on a roll right now.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Are you hearing the easy ones now?
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: You're about to break even right now. Oh, this is
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: a funny one.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: It's interesting.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: About how many herbs and spices does KFC original recipe contain?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: And this only is to talk about their Twitter handle
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: that I found, that I discovered.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: I think 16.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: 16.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: It's 11. It's 11.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: And the funny thing about it is, the reason why
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I made this question is because on Twitter, KFC only
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: follows 11 people and it's the Spice Girls.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: That's funny. Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: That's silly.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what's the nickname of Pittsburgh?
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Um, Pittsburgh, something with steel.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Yes. Boom. You got it. Steel city.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Um, thank God.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: One that was a little more difficult.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: You're doing well.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Here's another, here's another entertainment, uh, Glenn, um, who, who,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: who directed the Oscar award winning movie, their hurt locker
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: and point break.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Um, Catherine Bigelow.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Awesome.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Boom. And you're even right now. You made it even
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: a cool, cool. Um, okay. Wow. Here's a history question. Um,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: who shot Abraham Lincoln?
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Um, it was Booth.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Yes. I just, I just liked the applause. Okay.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: I like the applause. They're fun. Why not? I earned it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: You're the first one to get the applause because I
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: never had the button and now I have it and
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I just keep fucking with it.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Very exciting. You should add more sound effects.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I was going to do the ding, but then I
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, so here's Final Jeopardy.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: You can wager points. You can wager all five or
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: you can wager one and none, whatever. It's all up
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: to you. And the topic is television.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Okay okay let's wager all my points why not okay
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: fuck it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny is everybody all the comics love
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: it love it okay so this is kind of this
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: is a kind of meta um who is the current
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: host of Jeopardy.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Oh um.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: God what is his name he's um the guy who
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: kept winning uh yeah Yeah, you know it. Yeah.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I know exactly what he looks like to that pale
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: little guy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: God.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: What is your name? I don't want to.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: And then he's subbed out by the girl from.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: the TV show for sure. And Colin Jost does.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Blossom covers for him. And Colin Jost does pop culture jeopardy. Um,
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: but this is, what is his name?
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Uh, Jennings.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Yes. Boom. Yes. I'll give it to you. Boom. 10 points.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude, that is his first name.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Huh?
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Uh, Ken.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Ken.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was great.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: That was in there. That was in there somewhere.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: I don't watch Jeopardy.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: I just go, well, at the end, I wagered all
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: my points, like a good comedian does.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll work right on.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: I'll do it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Congrats. You were probably going to be the fucking top
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: of this week. Everybody else waved you off.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I hope so. Yeah, yeah. It's going to be great.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Let's go, Plano.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: And then this week– so that's the portion of that
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: one on the Good to Know podcast. And this is–
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I wanted to give you a chance to plug anything
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: because your dates are coming up as well at Plano.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: So I'm coming to Texas. I will be there next weekend.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: I'm doing a book signing at Bibliobar on Friday.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Okay. which is the 10th.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: And then on April 11th, I am doing an afternoon show,
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: How Quaint.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: It'll be about dating. There'll be some, there'll be jokes.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: There'll be crowd work.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: My opener is Marielle O'Reilly. She's amazing and at New
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: York Comedy Club all the time. So at Mic Drop Plano,
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: would love to see anyone there.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: And you get a book.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: And you probably get a book.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: You definitely get a book. Oh, and also, do you
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: have a place where people can buy the book?
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Barnes & Noble. Oh, Barnes & Noble. Isn't that crazy?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. Oh, shit.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: Literally.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Bookstores.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: And no website? It's just all in the shelves?
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: No, it's just the Book of Red Flags.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: You can buy it from BarnesAndNoble.com, Amazon.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: Rizzoli is the publisher. You can probably get it from
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: your local bookstore, too.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: That'll work.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: You can definitely order it online from your local bookstore,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: and sometimes local bookstores will also have it in stock.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: It really depends.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: But especially romance bookstores usually have it. And soon it's
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: going to be in Urban Outfitters.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. Nice. Awesome. Well, thank you so much for
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: doing this and joining us and having fun for a
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: little bit. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. It was so fun. And wow,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: I'm happy that I remembered some things.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Thank God. You pulled Ken Jennings out of nowhere. That's awesome.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: No one's gotten that.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: I pulled Jennings out of nowhere. Jennings was in there.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Right on.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you came out. Hopefully, we'll run around
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: each other into the mic.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: And shit like that.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. See you in Texas. Well, no. We are in Vegas.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in Vegas.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I'll be in this weekend. I'm at Mic Drop San Diego.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: But I'll over in place. And I'm pretty sure we
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: probably know some of the same people, too, like in
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: New York and stuff like that.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see you at a comedy club.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, somewhere. All right, right on.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Bye.