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440: A Sandwich and Some Allen's Birthday!

It’s Allen’s birthday! And while it’s not the Year of Allen, he still gets thoroughly celebrated with a pool party, complete with Bad Influence Jeff, yard signs, inappropriate presents, 99 proof shots, and lots of cake. Allen has Kellie read one of his birthday cards regarding flatulence that he found to be exceptionally humorous.

Kellie and Allen are invited to a special early screening of “Bullet Train” starring Brad Pitt as a gentle assassin named Ladybug.

And with school starting back next week, their 15-year-old daughter Emma Kelly has made some big decisions when it comes to her…

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