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- 0:02Speaker 1: Dude to the graphic nature of this work.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listener, this question is.
- 0:07Speaker 3: It lies.
- 0:17Speaker 4: The Woody Show?
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- 0:37Speaker 2: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
- 0:48Speaker 2: is Tuesday. It is October the twenty first, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome,
- 0:54Speaker 2: It is the Woody Show. Iddy, that's great gory. Hi Woody,
- 0:56Speaker 2: we got Menace, Hi Jita Gratis, here Sea basketball you.
- 1:00Speaker 2: We got Morgan, she's our social producer. Vaughan is here,
- 1:04Speaker 2: he's our video producer. And then we got to see
- 1:07Speaker 2: I see Bort and Menschi. They're here the Woody Show
- 1:09Speaker 2: production department. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
- 1:13Speaker 2: You can set us a text over to two two
- 1:15Speaker 2: nine eight seven. I got those trending newse headlines coming up.
- 1:19Speaker 2: We got the birthday is the point of birthday? You know,
- 1:21Speaker 2: all the stuff you would normally expect here on The
- 1:23Speaker 2: Woodies Show, to get you good mornings, to get you updated.
- 1:26Speaker 2: What's happening here today? We got that trip to I'm
- 1:29Speaker 2: sorry I keep saying that, do you want to fly
- 1:32Speaker 2: to Dubai. We've been trying to analyze this whole thing
- 1:35Speaker 2: because the lawyers are telling us that we can't call
- 1:36Speaker 2: it a trip to Dubai. Yeah, we have to say,
- 1:38Speaker 2: win a flight to Dubai. But where is the flight going?
- 1:43Speaker 6: Yeah? I think it's Dubai.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, So do you go to Dubai? You do? Yeah? Yes?
- 1:48Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:49Speaker 2: Do you walk around Dubai?
- 1:51Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:51Speaker 2: I mean the margin you have a very small amount
- 1:54Speaker 2: of time because then we catch a flight like about
- 1:56Speaker 2: eleven or twelve hours later. Yeah, right back, yeah, but
- 1:59Speaker 2: then we're looking at we looked up the definition of trips.
- 2:04Speaker 2: They're so over analyzing and making this so difficult. It
- 2:06Speaker 2: was driving the promotion department crazy because I guess after
- 2:10Speaker 2: the lawyers did everything and they sent the lawyers all
- 2:12Speaker 2: the different stuff and then they said that the graphics
- 2:16Speaker 2: were wrong and things had to get reposted, and they're
- 2:20Speaker 2: making such I think what it is. I think the
- 2:23Speaker 2: risk management department. But yeah, I think they're but her.
- 2:26Speaker 2: I think they have their panties in a bunch.
- 2:28Speaker 4: We wanted to cancel all the fun and yeah, yeah
- 2:31Speaker 4: we're going to.
- 2:32Speaker 2: Because we proved them wrong. It's not that it can't
- 2:36Speaker 2: be done. It can be done. There may be like
- 2:39Speaker 2: a little bit of work on your end to define
- 2:42Speaker 2: something which we did. It's all there and the rules
- 2:44Speaker 2: and everything. But anyway you could sign up. The deadline
- 2:48Speaker 2: to sign up and win is this Sunday, the twenty sixth.
- 2:51Speaker 2: We could call it a you could you could live
- 2:53Speaker 2: in Dubai.
- 2:54Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah.
- 2:59Speaker 2: Oh yeah. We had a a phone screener producer who
- 3:02Speaker 2: worked on the show. And uh, when we were getting
- 3:05Speaker 2: like some fun facts like getting to know her, she
- 3:07Speaker 2: said that she lived internationally for a while ago. Oh
- 3:10Speaker 2: where did you live? And she said, and Croatia was like, oh, nea,
- 3:13Speaker 2: that's what And then it turns out she was there
- 3:15Speaker 2: for like two weeks.
- 3:17Speaker 7: But the parameters were for living there was she bought
- 3:20Speaker 7: groceries uh huh and a piece of furniture, right, a
- 3:24Speaker 7: dresser or something like.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Yeah, like like oh for like work or do you
- 3:29Speaker 4: study a bra? Like no, we just me and my
- 3:31Speaker 4: boyfriend went yeah.
- 3:32Speaker 2: And we okay, we weren't getting grocery shop.
- 3:36Speaker 4: In other words, she was trying to pat her life
- 3:38Speaker 4: resume by saying she seems fancy by living abroad.
- 3:42Speaker 2: Like we and we honestly like we weren't trying to
- 3:44Speaker 2: troll her because we were just trying to like, what
- 3:45Speaker 2: do you mean, like two weeks. That's not living there.
- 3:47Speaker 2: And and she you know, about the furniture in the
- 3:50Speaker 2: grocery store, and we still weren't getting man, was she mad?
- 3:56Speaker 2: Entire stupid ego? So mad? Uh? So travel trends though,
- 4:01Speaker 2: this extreme weekend I can't call it extreme weekend flight.
- 4:04Speaker 2: You can't. That's what it's called on social media. People
- 4:06Speaker 2: are doing extreme weekend.
- 4:07Speaker 6: Trips weekend flight.
- 4:09Speaker 2: So that's what they're called on social media. Like you
- 4:11Speaker 2: can look up extreme weekend trips and it's people go
- 4:13Speaker 2: on coast to coast for like dinner or for one
- 4:16Speaker 2: thing and they fly right back.
- 4:17Speaker 6: Like when the listener recaps their flight, what are they
- 4:21Speaker 6: gonna say?
- 4:22Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, my mom was like, I'm going on a
- 4:26Speaker 2: trip to the grocery store, but he want anything. So
- 4:31Speaker 2: besides besides things like the extreme weekend trips, either some
- 4:35Speaker 2: other like trendy travel things. People, at least in your profiles,
- 4:39Speaker 2: you're all mentioned like I love the travel, travel, vacation, yeah,
- 4:44Speaker 2: uh fan voyage trips. So combining travel with like some
- 4:47Speaker 2: kind of regional sporting activity, yeah that's fun. You know,
- 4:50Speaker 2: sumo wrestling in Japan or curling in Canada. Something that's
- 4:55Speaker 2: unique to that. But I mean, dumbass Tyler just did
- 4:57Speaker 2: a bunch of trips to go see baseball.
- 5:00Speaker 6: Yeah, he did like five.
- 5:01Speaker 8: That We ended up at a at a big rugby
- 5:04Speaker 8: series in the Cook Islands, and those dudes were so hot.
- 5:07Speaker 6: I've been seeing a lot of fighting stuff out of Thailand.
- 5:10Speaker 6: It looks crazy.
- 5:12Speaker 9: Yeah, it looks like.
- 5:14Speaker 6: A Vegas casino. It's insane.
- 5:16Speaker 9: They do send a lot of people to Thailand, but
- 5:17Speaker 9: you don't come back the same.
- 5:19Speaker 2: So trendy salvaged stays, so you mix like historical buildings
- 5:23Speaker 2: with modern features, and so people are checking into places
- 5:26Speaker 2: like former schools or train stations and banks that have
- 5:29Speaker 2: been turned into hotels. I would check that I've been
- 5:33Speaker 2: to a place like that. I got booked in a
- 5:34Speaker 2: place I didn't pick it, but they booked me into
- 5:36Speaker 2: this place that used to be an old bank. Okay, yeah, yeah,
- 5:39Speaker 2: it's kind of cool. Like personally, my preference my taste
- 5:43Speaker 2: if you like more modern, like modern or like maybe
- 5:47Speaker 2: kind of some kind of like a spa type vibe,
- 5:50Speaker 2: like a hotel slash spa like that.
- 5:53Speaker 7: There's a lot of stuff like that. I would stay
- 5:55Speaker 7: for the weekend, but people want to live like that.
- 5:57Speaker 7: And now I've seen shows where people live in former
- 6:00Speaker 7: school Okay, water.
- 6:01Speaker 8: Tower, I can speak that.
- 6:03Speaker 6: I think.
- 6:04Speaker 8: I don't know, would you guys consider me living somewhere
- 6:06Speaker 8: if I was there for two months because I had
- 6:08Speaker 8: to live in a school house that they put beds
- 6:11Speaker 8: in the classroom. Why though, because that's where they put
- 6:14Speaker 8: us when we lived in where we stayed in Greece
- 6:16Speaker 8: for two months, we who my uh se best cover years,
- 6:20Speaker 8: my theater group in college. We went, we taught English,
- 6:24Speaker 8: we did theater in Greek, and we literally lived in
- 6:26Speaker 8: a schoolhouse and had.
- 6:27Speaker 2: To put like a like a semester of Broad, like
- 6:30Speaker 2: a study of Broad.
- 6:33Speaker 8: But I lived in a school and I don't want
- 6:35Speaker 8: to live in a school again.
- 6:36Speaker 4: Right, Greg and I both did study of broads and
- 6:38Speaker 4: I lived in a quote a castle technically, but I
- 6:41Speaker 4: don't castle door. I was in a school house well
- 6:45Speaker 4: like Oxford, Like the buildings are literally eight hundred years old.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Yeah, everything there is right, we're talking about crap doesn't
- 6:53Speaker 2: plumbing like a drawbridge and stuff like a moat. Uh
- 6:56Speaker 2: basically yeah, us up in a tower.
- 7:00Speaker 7: Like when I quote lived in Cambridge, I had a
- 7:04Speaker 7: sink in my closet, and that was your that was.
- 7:06Speaker 6: Your bathroom, the water closet.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Other trendy travel things. It's called hotel hopping, so you
- 7:12Speaker 2: stay at multiple hotels at a single destination, so you
- 7:15Speaker 2: can check out different neighborhoods or maybe find a better deal. Oh,
- 7:19Speaker 2: here you go. Other trends read aways, which are focused
- 7:23Speaker 2: on reading and book club retreats.
- 7:26Speaker 8: Why would you go all the way?
- 7:29Speaker 2: Another travel thing called farm charm, like where you stay
- 7:33Speaker 2: on or near farms.
- 7:36Speaker 8: People don't understand how loud animals are. Until you stay
- 7:39Speaker 8: on a farm, you don't sleep.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Jet setting so people traveling the places featured in TV
- 7:43Speaker 2: shows and movies. Yea that things like that Big Sky, Okinawa,
- 7:50Speaker 2: Sardinia and Hobart our big destination.
- 7:58Speaker 8: You know, there's the new one that's come up. Skillcations.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Skill but you have.
- 8:03Speaker 8: To like do a skill like you just relaxed.
- 8:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to do that. Yeah, I want
- 8:07Speaker 2: to lie down.
- 8:07Speaker 1: I want to eat.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Is that a skill? Ye? Sleep in right, I want
- 8:11Speaker 2: to eat?
- 8:11Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 8:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:12Speaker 7: And then from there just figure it out. You know,
- 8:14Speaker 7: stand on your balcony room in a cruise ship, take
- 8:17Speaker 7: it in, yeah, overlooking the ocean. Yeah, lovely, lovely for
- 8:21Speaker 7: a week. You do know I love the cruise, yeah,
- 8:24Speaker 7: and you love the crew.
- 8:25Speaker 2: Let's do it again? All right? Well, anyway, if you
- 8:26Speaker 2: want to sign up for this extreme weekend flight to
- 8:29Speaker 2: Dubai for Medace's birthday.
- 8:32Speaker 9: Months sounds goofy?
- 8:33Speaker 2: Yeah you can? You go to the woodieshow dot Comedy
- 8:35Speaker 2: tell us why you deserve to fly to Dubai with us,
- 8:38Speaker 2: and your answers should be as creative and truthful as possible.
- 8:41Speaker 2: We'll select five semi finalists and then we'll interview those
- 8:44Speaker 2: people on the air, and then you the rest of
- 8:46Speaker 2: the listeners will get to decide who the top two
- 8:49Speaker 2: vote gutters are. So whoever gets the top two votes
- 8:51Speaker 2: are the most amount of votes the top two. Then
- 8:54Speaker 2: from there, Medicine I, at our sole discretion, get to
- 8:57Speaker 2: choose who goes with us. You can't be annoying. Consider
- 8:59Speaker 2: that before you write stuff.
- 9:01Speaker 6: Yeah, you can be all wacky.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Yeah, think about Menace, think about me and go wow,
- 9:05Speaker 2: they find this annoying. I probably should keep my mouth shut.
- 9:08Speaker 6: This is a job.
- 9:08Speaker 2: And should we cut out SOB stories? Oh? Yeah, no SOB.
- 9:12Speaker 9: Story Yeah, send them in. They'd be hilarious.
- 9:16Speaker 2: We get select the five semi finals, so yeah, we
- 9:18Speaker 2: can do it. Yeah, okay, and also uh again just
- 9:22Speaker 2: full disclosure, we're not paying your tax liability on it.
- 9:24Speaker 2: So just like if you won something on the Prices
- 9:26Speaker 2: right or any other big prize somewhere anything in the world,
- 9:29Speaker 2: you would be responsible for the taxes. We're not providing
- 9:31Speaker 2: hotel because we're not staying overnight. We're just gonna fly
- 9:34Speaker 2: there land. We're gonna be there for a handful of
- 9:36Speaker 2: hours then fly right back. So you get the round
- 9:39Speaker 2: trip flight, which is valued at at least twenty five
- 9:42Speaker 2: thousand dollars. That's each ticket.
- 9:44Speaker 8: This is once in a lifetime.
- 9:45Speaker 2: So once in a lifetime opportunity, and we're looking at
- 9:48Speaker 2: maybe do the trip summer early December is what we're
- 9:52Speaker 2: is what we're focused on.
- 9:52Speaker 4: It's once in a lifetime. If you ever have twenty
- 9:54Speaker 4: five thousand dollars in your lifetime.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Yeah, well you can. You can go there, and you
- 10:00Speaker 2: can go there way cheaper. You absolutely can, But to
- 10:03Speaker 2: go this way true, true.
- 10:04Speaker 4: Yeah, the round trips I think are like fifteen hundred
- 10:07Speaker 4: and the crappy sitting in a single seat for sixteen hours.
- 10:10Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're the point you're just talking about, Oh,
- 10:14Speaker 6: you can buy a ticket whenever Sea Bass. The once
- 10:17Speaker 6: in lifetime part is you get to go with Woody.
- 10:19Speaker 2: And it's also true because I'm going to tell you
- 10:21Speaker 2: right now, I'm never going again. And the only reason
- 10:25Speaker 2: I'm like, the only reason I'm going in the first
- 10:26Speaker 2: place is to see the plane. I am so because
- 10:28Speaker 2: the plane has, first of all, the first class cabin.
- 10:32Speaker 2: Each person has basically like a little studio apart room,
- 10:34Speaker 2: which is crazy.
- 10:35Speaker 6: It's like your private door, shallow.
- 10:39Speaker 2: I don't care about caviar. But it's unlimited ca Yeah,
- 10:42Speaker 2: you're bringing a bucket limited. It's like full menu of
- 10:46Speaker 2: like food options and all of there's there are showers,
- 10:49Speaker 2: you have to shower. There's a bar and lounge on board.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Like super cool, super cool. So we go to the
- 10:55Speaker 2: woodieshow dot com. Your deadline to sign up is this
- 10:58Speaker 2: Sunday at midnight. We're gonna take a quick break and
- 11:01Speaker 2: then medic will tell us what's happening in the world
- 11:02Speaker 2: of entertainment, the birthdays and the porn of birthday all.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Next you're on the Woody Show. Hang on, Woody.
- 11:11Speaker 6: Show, what's up everybody? It's menace. I hope you're enjoyed
- 11:15Speaker 6: the Woody Show podcast. Just a heads up, the boo
- 11:17Speaker 6: Haha is back. It's part of my birthday month. We're
- 11:20Speaker 6: gonna have a little birthday bash. If you don't know
- 11:22Speaker 6: the boo Haha, it is a beer fest that's happening
- 11:26Speaker 6: in Orange County at the OC Event Center. Get more information,
- 11:29Speaker 6: go to the Boohaha dot com. It happens October twenty fifth.
- 11:34Speaker 6: I'd love to see you there.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Show all right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah, it is Tuesday.
- 11:41Speaker 2: It is The Woody Show. Phones are open at eight
- 11:44Speaker 2: seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up
- 11:46Speaker 2: with the text check in with us over to two
- 11:48Speaker 2: two nine eight seven. We got the birthdays of the
- 11:50Speaker 2: Corner Birthday coming up here in just a moment. A
- 11:54Speaker 2: couple of the holidays. Today, it's American frog Day.
- 11:58Speaker 6: Out to frogs of frogs.
- 12:01Speaker 8: I'm not grossed out, pretty gross.
- 12:05Speaker 7: I had one in my pool and I was disgusting.
- 12:07Speaker 2: It's counting your buttons Days, National Apple Day, National Reptile Day.
- 12:16Speaker 7: Oh there's three things on here that Greg's gonna hate.
- 12:20Speaker 7: I hate the frogs and the reptiles already.
- 12:22Speaker 2: It's a Pharmacy Technician Day A little hard job. Oh,
- 12:27Speaker 2: I learned how to count using a knife and a plate.
- 12:30Speaker 2: It's a police commemoration day because you know he loves
- 12:33Speaker 2: the cops. I'm here and they go along with the
- 12:38Speaker 2: Pharmacy Technician Day. Today, Greg, today is National check your
- 12:42Speaker 2: Meds Day.
- 12:43Speaker 7: Check your mah, I do hate that. Oh yeah, I
- 12:47Speaker 7: have a specific reason. Why do you take prescription meds
- 12:50Speaker 7: of any kind?
- 12:51Speaker 2: No?
- 12:54Speaker 7: So the ones that you do take, are you supposed
- 12:56Speaker 7: to be on them forever?
- 12:58Speaker 8: I think one's a cholesterol medicine, and I think.
- 13:00Speaker 2: That's forever or until you get it under control.
- 13:03Speaker 8: Well, it's genetic. Every one of my family's on.
- 13:06Speaker 7: So for the last year, I was put on this
- 13:08Speaker 7: medication called a nep rezol. It's for they say it's
- 13:11Speaker 7: for heartburn, even though I don't get heartburn, but my
- 13:14Speaker 7: esophagus is turning to Swiss cheese. So I have to
- 13:16Speaker 7: take this every single day, quote for the rest of
- 13:20Speaker 7: your life.
- 13:20Speaker 2: Is it a pump inhibitor? Greg, I don't because that's like,
- 13:23Speaker 2: what's it called nexium? Things like that.
- 13:25Speaker 7: I think it's along those lines.
- 13:27Speaker 8: Used to just be at the drug store. Now you
- 13:29Speaker 8: have to you have to prescription.
- 13:30Speaker 2: And the reason I asked, just as a side side
- 13:32Speaker 2: note here, is because like you're not supposed to take
- 13:34Speaker 2: that stuff just endlessly, like the pump inhibitor stuff. For
- 13:37Speaker 2: I don't think that creates like an acid reflake, because
- 13:39Speaker 2: like what you're trying to do is control the acid
- 13:41Speaker 2: reflux so you don't like burn your esophagus out right,
- 13:43Speaker 2: that's what it is. You're only supposed to take it,
- 13:45Speaker 2: I think for like three weeks or a month at
- 13:46Speaker 2: a time.
- 13:47Speaker 7: Oh no, this is the one that you take every day.
- 13:49Speaker 7: It's like it's like a prilo sec I.
- 13:51Speaker 2: Think, which is the same as that is OTC, is
- 13:54Speaker 2: the same as nexium, but that's over the counter stuff.
- 13:57Speaker 6: What it is a pump inhibitor, okay.
- 13:59Speaker 7: Going inhibitor. Never even heard those words. Yeah, so my
- 14:03Speaker 7: doctor says, you got to be on this for the
- 14:05Speaker 7: rest of your life. So then I call in the
- 14:07Speaker 7: prescription and they said, yeah, your prescription ran out, and
- 14:10Speaker 7: I said, but I'm supposed to be on this forever.
- 14:11Speaker 7: And then I figured out why they do this. It's
- 14:14Speaker 7: a goddamn money grab because they said, oh, yeah, you
- 14:17Speaker 7: are out, but you need to just make an appointment
- 14:19Speaker 7: with the doctor for a follow up. I said, why
- 14:21Speaker 7: it's been over a year, what are we going to do?
- 14:23Speaker 2: Chat?
- 14:24Speaker 7: And then you're going to say, yeah, you still need
- 14:26Speaker 7: to be on this med So then I call, have
- 14:29Speaker 7: to make an appointment, go to the damn office, pay
- 14:32Speaker 7: the copey, have the appointment with the doctor just for
- 14:34Speaker 7: him to rewrite the prescription for something I'm supposed to
- 14:37Speaker 7: be on for the rest of my life. Why does
- 14:39Speaker 7: it have an expiration? Why does it say you have
- 14:42Speaker 7: just give me four hundred refills left or five hundred.
- 14:45Speaker 6: I don't have telehealth. You can just do that real
- 14:48Speaker 6: quick on zoom.
- 14:49Speaker 7: I did change it to tell health.
- 14:50Speaker 8: But the point is why am I having for the
- 14:54Speaker 8: rest of my life?
- 14:54Speaker 2: Stupid? Well, because I think isn't there something like where
- 14:56Speaker 2: they were supposed to follow up to see how like
- 14:59Speaker 2: any kind of side effect or whatever they want to update? Also,
- 15:02Speaker 2: how are they supposed to collect their insurance money to
- 15:05Speaker 2: get the copays because they'll do so many refills before
- 15:08Speaker 2: then you have to come in and do that, right,
- 15:10Speaker 2: You're right, But it's not even just to get the refill.
- 15:14Speaker 2: Sometimes they'll give you five refills, then after that fifth
- 15:17Speaker 2: one before they'll give you the next round of five.
- 15:19Speaker 2: You have to come in and like have an appointment.
- 15:23Speaker 7: So then am I not to believe him that I
- 15:24Speaker 7: should be on this for the rest of my life?
- 15:26Speaker 7: If if that's the case, maybe why limited? M Yeah,
- 15:31Speaker 7: it made me so mad.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I look, nothing about it is ever like easy. No,
- 15:38Speaker 2: they wouldn't do that, you know, And I guess is
- 15:40Speaker 2: there nothing else they can really do for that?
- 15:42Speaker 9: Right?
- 15:42Speaker 2: It's not like you can just swallow some band aids
- 15:44Speaker 2: and your I could try. As he was going on
- 15:47Speaker 2: in the world of entertainment, menues what he got for us?
- 15:49Speaker 2: All right?
- 15:50Speaker 6: A guy that might need a lot of bills. His
- 15:51Speaker 6: name is Mick Jagger. He's eighty two. I read headline
- 15:55Speaker 6: and says Mick Jagger eighty two enjoys a rare date
- 15:58Speaker 6: night with his fiance Melanie, who.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Is thirty eight. Yeah, no, I tell yeah. They went
- 16:04Speaker 2: through the British Museum and his ladies defended the forty
- 16:09Speaker 2: four year old age guy by saying he's younger than me,
- 16:12Speaker 2: he's rich, he's amazing familiar to hit that right.
- 16:16Speaker 6: He really is, she says. She also confirmed that they
- 16:21Speaker 6: met three years ago, so she was thirty five and
- 16:25Speaker 6: she's she's listed as a choreographer and a retired ballerina.
- 16:30Speaker 6: So good for missed. He was only ninety when we met.
- 16:34Speaker 6: Yeah he's young and hot. All right, well we got
- 16:38Speaker 6: an answer. Are we getting more euphoria? And yes we are.
- 16:42Speaker 6: HBO Max says season three will be out in spring
- 16:45Speaker 6: twenty twenty six, and it's gonna be interesting because the
- 16:49Speaker 6: main character where they left you on a huge cliffhanger,
- 16:53Speaker 6: vez he is actually dead in real life, Angus Cloudily
- 16:59Speaker 6: Luckily uh Sea Bass got to interview him and oh
- 17:02Speaker 6: you know, he didn't a lot of his because he's
- 17:06Speaker 6: I thought you did a red carpet with him.
- 17:07Speaker 4: He's a nice, nice guy, but oh boy, is he
- 17:10Speaker 4: not tell you.
- 17:16Speaker 6: Dad he has als and realize.
- 17:18Speaker 2: Oh dude, he's in a wheelchair now. Yeah, Like he
- 17:20Speaker 2: was just an interview doctor mcsteemy from now. He can't
- 17:24Speaker 2: even know was he McDreamy or mixed steamy.
- 17:27Speaker 8: I never saw a second of it, but he's old.
- 17:29Speaker 6: I mean he was steaming. He was steaming anyway.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Uh, just at an interview not that long ago, maybe
- 17:34Speaker 2: three or four months ago, where he's like, yeah, any
- 17:36Speaker 2: day now, I expect to lose the loss, to lose
- 17:40Speaker 2: the use of my legs.
- 17:41Speaker 4: Yeah, and now he's in a wheelchair su so wrapped
- 17:44Speaker 4: airport and wheel It.
- 17:45Speaker 6: Sucks also in streaming news, at least great for me
- 17:49Speaker 6: and some people that are into F one. Apple TV
- 17:51Speaker 6: has secured the rights with the five year deal worth
- 17:54Speaker 6: seven hundred and twenty million dollars, and Apple promises to
- 17:58Speaker 6: have some more extreme experience and viewing. Also, they will
- 18:02Speaker 6: have free races on the app, so if you just
- 18:04Speaker 6: have the Apple TV app just on your phone, you'll
- 18:07Speaker 6: be able to open it up and actually watch them
- 18:09Speaker 6: races without paying the twelve dollars and nine nine cents
- 18:12Speaker 6: a month to watch some of the races. And they're
- 18:16Speaker 6: gonna have their F one movie available on Apple TV
- 18:18Speaker 6: starting December twelfth, so they're all in on racing and
- 18:23Speaker 6: SNL has announced three upcoming hosts. November first will be
- 18:27Speaker 6: Miles Teller, November eighth will be Nicki Glazer, and November
- 18:31Speaker 6: fifteenth will be Glenn Powell and so other than myself
- 18:36Speaker 6: and Sea Bass, has anybody been watching any SNL? I
- 18:39Speaker 6: know we talked about it a lot, but do you
- 18:40Speaker 6: guys actually watch it? You just wait for the clips.
- 18:42Speaker 6: I'll watch a clip every now and then. That's maybe
- 18:44Speaker 6: a clip now and now, Sea Bass. Do you agree
- 18:46Speaker 6: or disagree that they're still trying to find their groove
- 18:48Speaker 6: with all these new people when it comes to the writings.
- 18:51Speaker 4: That always happens where the new people get like the
- 18:54Speaker 4: first season, they'll get it. You know, a couple of
- 18:55Speaker 4: things here and there. The biggest name quote unquote is
- 18:58Speaker 4: this Cam Patterson guy who came up, yeah kill Tony scenario.
- 19:02Speaker 4: He did a thing on Weekend Update where because all
- 19:04Speaker 4: his stand up is just d Edward Enward.
- 19:07Speaker 2: Yeah, and he brought that up on the show. I
- 19:08Speaker 2: was like, what do you let me say the N word?
- 19:10Speaker 4: But they're using him as like the young like you know,
- 19:13Speaker 4: a background actor, or like he's a guy in high
- 19:15Speaker 4: school or.
- 19:16Speaker 6: Yeah, he's just like, I don't know, naturally funny.
- 19:18Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I remember him from Kill Tony. He's the
- 19:20Speaker 8: one who says he really likes to collect rocks and
- 19:22Speaker 8: from in his pocket.
- 19:23Speaker 6: But yeah, you'll see more of them, you know, second
- 19:25Speaker 6: half of this season or next season.
- 19:26Speaker 2: All right.
- 19:27Speaker 6: I know that you're a big fan of South Park
- 19:29Speaker 6: and Tommy Central has come out and explained like, hey,
- 19:32Speaker 6: season twenty seven and season twenty eight were only supposed
- 19:36Speaker 6: to be five episodes. Like, they were called out saying, hey,
- 19:39Speaker 6: why'd you cut the season short?
- 19:42Speaker 4: They said, did you call it a second season when
- 19:44Speaker 4: it was just the next two weeks and it's the
- 19:46Speaker 4: fifth or sixth episode?
- 19:47Speaker 6: Well, they said there was some misrebording by entertainment websites
- 19:50Speaker 6: saying that they were going to have ten episodes for
- 19:53Speaker 6: season twenty seven and twenty eight, but all along it
- 19:56Speaker 6: was only supposed to be five episodes.
- 19:58Speaker 4: But then why call it a again? Why call it
- 19:59Speaker 4: a cea reason if you're not going to take any
- 20:01Speaker 4: kind of break episode.
- 20:04Speaker 8: Just by saying you were on more seasons.
- 20:06Speaker 6: I don't know that's what they're saying.
- 20:07Speaker 2: I don't appreciate.
- 20:10Speaker 6: All right now, Greg, you are a collector of art,
- 20:15Speaker 6: and are you at least inspiring to be?
- 20:21Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think we can all agree that Mario
- 20:23Speaker 4: is a piece of art, even though he's all old. Now,
- 20:31Speaker 4: Gene Hackman, he died and all of his artwork is
- 20:34Speaker 4: going up for sale this.
- 20:35Speaker 6: Yet, No, Yeah, it's I don't know. It seems mega born.
- 20:39Speaker 2: Artwork that he owned, artwork that he did.
- 20:41Speaker 6: His collection of artwork is going to be going up
- 20:44Speaker 6: for sale. Also a lot of memorabilia like, uh, movie
- 20:48Speaker 6: posters and things like that.
- 20:49Speaker 2: That's cool.
- 20:50Speaker 6: His private collection will go up for sale November ninth
- 20:54Speaker 6: at bohams dot com on hands on the bottoms on
- 21:01Speaker 6: the bottoms, I don't know. Yeah, by the way, just
- 21:03Speaker 6: google Gene Hackman's art for sale and I'm sure you
- 21:06Speaker 6: can find a link for that if you're into it.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Hell yeah, thank you very much, Menace, No problem. It's
- 21:13Speaker 2: time for your birthday. Shimay's shivery. We're gonna sit like
- 21:21Speaker 2: it's Shimay and you know, we don't. I normally wouldn't
- 21:26Speaker 2: even start with somebody like this, but for you, Menace,
- 21:27Speaker 2: I'll do it. Okay. Happy birthday to Kim Kardashian y
- 21:31Speaker 2: rahamon the porno birthday but a fan. Yeah, Kurt, she's
- 21:36Speaker 2: a forty five today Judge Judy three. Uh, Glenn Powell
- 21:43Speaker 2: thirty seven years old. Today you got to Cane Brown,
- 21:47Speaker 2: the country singer who got a huge, super sweet batman
- 21:50Speaker 2: tattoo on his chest. That's yeah, pretty bad as that's
- 21:53Speaker 2: super cool. Yeah one Austin too, he's a thirty two.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Dojikat is thirty. Oh, here's another one for Menace. Kanye's
- 22:02Speaker 2: X model and TV personality Amber Rose is forty two
- 22:07Speaker 2: years old day recent forehead tattooists. Yeah, and your part
- 22:10Speaker 2: of birthday today is Gigi Allen's aunt. Today's birth the
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- 22:33Speaker 2: Lesbian Road Trip Volume one. Didn't you just go on
- 22:36Speaker 2: one of those? I did the Iceland? Yeah? I did
- 22:38Speaker 2: Iceland for the foot and shoe fetish crowd. You got
- 22:41Speaker 2: suck my stiletto? She was in Sportamania Volume forty five.
- 22:46Speaker 2: And who can forget her unfit role in Prostate Drainer.
- 22:54Speaker 2: That's gig Allens, who's thirty nine years old today. I
- 22:57Speaker 2: met your Porto birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
- 23:00Speaker 2: a Tuesday morning, Loqui. What's happening in the world of
- 23:03Speaker 2: entertainment here on the Woody Show.
- 23:11Speaker 6: Welcome back?
- 23:11Speaker 1: Everybody?
- 23:13Speaker 2: Still Tuesday? Right? Okay? I think. I keep closing my
- 23:16Speaker 2: eyes really hard, wishing to open my eyes, like hoping
- 23:20Speaker 2: it's Friday, the very least Thursday. Yeah, yeah, that's it's Tuesday.
- 23:25Speaker 2: I thank you for being here. It's the Woody Show.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Text us
- 23:30Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seven. Greg thinks about
- 23:33Speaker 2: death a lot. Yeah. Yeah. He wants his funeral will
- 23:37Speaker 2: be like a very somber occasion Mega said party. He
- 23:41Speaker 2: doesn't want one of those things where you're like, no,
- 23:43Speaker 2: just make it a celebration of life band. I want
- 23:48Speaker 2: people to be devastated. You know, we'll do we'll take
- 23:51Speaker 2: your corpse and we'll uh, we'll do like a crowdsurfing thing.
- 23:54Speaker 2: Oh no, I'll put you up there and no, no, no,
- 23:58Speaker 2: it is so creepy and I don't even want to
- 24:01Speaker 2: do that. Wow. Yeah, you'll have like some kind of
- 24:04Speaker 2: pressure sensor thing on on like the back of it,
- 24:07Speaker 2: and every time you touch it goes yeah.
- 24:08Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 24:10Speaker 3: You know.
- 24:11Speaker 7: I hate those funerals where they do stuff at the top.
- 24:15Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's a good idea. Keep them on ice
- 24:17Speaker 2: until a rainy day. It's depressing, all right. Well over
- 24:22Speaker 2: in India, this seventy four year old guy. He faked
- 24:25Speaker 2: his death and he staged a mock funeral just to
- 24:30Speaker 2: see who would attend.
- 24:31Speaker 6: Oh, you don't deserves.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Because people have thought about like, man, I wonder if
- 24:37Speaker 2: anybody would even show up.
- 24:39Speaker 9: Yeah, but it's a planet. You're like, yeah, I don't know.
- 24:41Speaker 9: That's just a little bit.
- 24:43Speaker 6: I mean, if you're putting a will together and.
- 24:45Speaker 9: Then what do you do? You pop out at the end?
- 24:46Speaker 9: Liked right.
- 24:49Speaker 2: He had some people who were you know, on the
- 24:53Speaker 2: on the whole skin, yeah, in on it with him,
- 24:56Speaker 2: and he asked some of those relatives to spread the
- 24:58Speaker 2: word about his passing and had a there's take him
- 25:00Speaker 2: to the crematorium, you know, and uh, you know, the
- 25:03Speaker 2: whole thing, just to make it believable. So hundreds of
- 25:07Speaker 2: people Bob joined the morning ceremony, popular which pleased him
- 25:13Speaker 2: and reassured him that the community respected him. So they
- 25:15Speaker 2: just put out word in town. I guess he was
- 25:17Speaker 2: like a former Air Force veteran there in his village.
- 25:22Speaker 10: And when he dies for real, now no one's going.
- 25:27Speaker 2: On. You never really hear about the Indian Air Force,
- 25:29Speaker 2: you know so.
- 25:30Speaker 6: Much, it doesn't come up.
- 25:31Speaker 8: They're really good.
- 25:32Speaker 9: You don't hear about him.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think about like a snoopy, the red Baron.
- 25:37Speaker 2: I'm just you don't really, you don't really hear about
- 25:39Speaker 2: the topless place. I don't know why because I just
- 25:42Speaker 2: think of like I don't know, you think like the
- 25:44Speaker 2: taj Mahal and you think about that kind of like
- 25:46Speaker 2: get it, like the look of stuff. I don't think
- 25:48Speaker 2: they you know, I know they do, but you wouldn't
- 25:51Speaker 2: think like the sixteens and things like that. They're red
- 25:55Speaker 2: Baron maybe something like you know, dude dudess on magic
- 25:58Speaker 2: carpets or something I don't know, like like a ladin. Anyway,
- 26:03Speaker 2: when I asked Monny why he went through the trouble,
- 26:05Speaker 2: he said he just wanted the witness people caring his
- 26:08Speaker 2: bear and see how much respect and affection people would
- 26:12Speaker 2: give him. To make locals forgive him for the mock funeral,
- 26:15Speaker 2: he has organized a big feast for everybody. That's what
- 26:19Speaker 2: you expect when you go to a funeral anyway, that
- 26:21Speaker 2: there's always the big meal afterwards, win meal over. I'm like, cool, yeah,
- 26:24Speaker 2: all right, yeah, we're good, Doc, Glad you're alive. Now
- 26:26Speaker 2: here's the thing. When he's actually dead, nobody's gonna go No,
- 26:30Speaker 2: everybody's gonna think he's just facing the screw.
- 26:33Speaker 6: Well, you could have to offer money at that point.
- 26:35Speaker 2: Right, you only get one funeral eight seven seven forty
- 26:38Speaker 2: four Wooding. You can text in as people are already
- 26:41Speaker 2: doing this morning over to two two nine eight seven
- 26:45Speaker 2: Show and we are into another new hour Insensitivity Training
- 26:50Speaker 2: for a politically correct World. Tuesday morning, October the twenty first,
- 26:55Speaker 2: twenty to twenty five. I'm whaty that's great Goring. I
- 26:58Speaker 2: would there's menace. She knew Grand is here. I got
- 27:02Speaker 2: Sea Mass Sammy this morning, Morgan is here. Phones are
- 27:06Speaker 2: open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send
- 27:10Speaker 2: it's your text if you'd like. Over to two two
- 27:12Speaker 2: nine eight seven. Yeah, Sammy spent like a solid week
- 27:16Speaker 2: at a wedding. Yeah. Yeah, I've never gone to anybody's
- 27:20Speaker 2: wedding where it took a whole week. I didn't know
- 27:21Speaker 2: it was a billion yea.
- 27:23Speaker 11: There were many events and yeah, I mean everyone was
- 27:26Speaker 11: traveling far, there was a time difference.
- 27:27Speaker 9: It was all a whole thing.
- 27:28Speaker 2: So yeah, oh wow, did make it worth it?
- 27:30Speaker 6: You know she's back now.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Robert from Fort Worth says, welcome back. Yeah, on the
- 27:35Speaker 2: on the text to get over to two two nine
- 27:37Speaker 2: eight seven. We got some of the trending news headlines.
- 27:40Speaker 2: She need grab what's happening this morning?
- 27:41Speaker 8: Well, the Blue Jays are headed to the World Series.
- 27:44Speaker 8: Game seven went down last night in Toronto. The Mariners
- 27:46Speaker 8: held a three to one lead in the seventh inning,
- 27:49Speaker 8: but Blue Jays, Oh this is crazy. George Springer stepped
- 27:52Speaker 8: up to the plate for a three run homer to
- 27:54Speaker 8: give the Jays a four to three lead. The Blue
- 27:56Speaker 8: Jays are advancing for the first time in thirty two.
- 28:01Speaker 8: Game one against the Dodgers kicks off Friday in Toronto.
- 28:04Speaker 2: Thinking about it, is his name, the legendary Blue Jays
- 28:08Speaker 2: Joe Carter. Joe Carter.
- 28:10Speaker 6: Good question.
- 28:11Speaker 2: I think the last time they were in the World Series.
- 28:13Speaker 2: I think Joe Carter was the Is that right, dumbass Tyler? Yeah,
- 28:16Speaker 2: I mean the thumbs up Joe Carter. Well, there's a
- 28:18Speaker 2: lot to go back for that one. Guys into the repressive,
- 28:22Speaker 2: very impressed team. I don't care about.
- 28:24Speaker 8: There's all kinds of dramas, not just on the field either.
- 28:27Speaker 8: You got the show tany thing teasing the Toronto fan
- 28:30Speaker 8: base during his free agency Alredy over that, right, you
- 28:32Speaker 8: got George being a member of the Astros that cheated
- 28:35Speaker 8: their way to a title at the Dodgers expense. Then
- 28:38Speaker 8: you throw in the fact that La versus Toronto is hello,
- 28:41Speaker 8: Kendrick versus Drake?
- 28:43Speaker 2: What's also crime?
- 28:44Speaker 5: You know?
- 28:45Speaker 8: That's right, That's exactly right. We got a lot of
- 28:48Speaker 8: crazy ish happening in this world.
- 28:50Speaker 2: Yes. So I was talking to dumbass Tyler before the
- 28:52Speaker 2: show and he was telling me I have a piece
- 28:54Speaker 2: of audio here. So Brian wu picture for the Mariners,
- 28:57Speaker 2: was doing an interview after the game, and in the
- 28:59Speaker 2: background is the locker room type of thing. You know,
- 29:01Speaker 2: it's the end of a season and you made it
- 29:03Speaker 2: this far. You were like so close game seven, separating
- 29:06Speaker 2: you between you know, just another season coming up short
- 29:10Speaker 2: or going to the World Series and the frustration.
- 29:13Speaker 6: Right yeah, So Julio.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Rodriguez, another Mariners player, you hear him in the background.
- 29:18Speaker 4: Listen, what ultimately do you feel like the legacy of
- 29:20Speaker 4: this team is going to be having cons further than
- 29:22Speaker 4: any other team in franchise history?
- 29:27Speaker 6: And legacy is no one's really satisfied. I get it.
- 29:33Speaker 8: I get it. Well, they're still looking for the guys
- 29:39Speaker 8: in France who stole all those jewels from the louver
- 29:41Speaker 8: over the weekend. Cops say the group was last seen
- 29:43Speaker 8: speeding out of Paris and heading for the city of Leone.
- 29:46Speaker 8: The French culture minister is overseeing the whole thing, describe
- 29:50Speaker 8: the heist as simple but spectacular. Cops also confirmed that
- 29:54Speaker 8: eight pieces of priceless jewels, including Napoleon's jewels and the
- 29:58Speaker 8: French crown jewels, were taken. They also say that while
- 30:01Speaker 8: the heist was well planned, there were some mistakes. One
- 30:04Speaker 8: thief dropped something damage to Tiara.
- 30:06Speaker 12: Oh no.
- 30:07Speaker 8: Now, with this big investigation, the French have even brought
- 30:10Speaker 8: in an Israeli security firm that helps solve jewel heist.
- 30:14Speaker 8: Like that's something you could do for a living.
- 30:17Speaker 6: Wow.
- 30:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:18Speaker 8: Week seven of the NFL wrapped up last night with
- 30:21Speaker 8: two Monday night games.
- 30:23Speaker 6: Well yeah.
- 30:24Speaker 8: In the first one, the Bucks struggled on offense after
- 30:27Speaker 8: Mike Evans left with a concussion and a shoulder injury.
- 30:30Speaker 8: He broke his collar bone. He's going to miss the
- 30:32Speaker 8: rest of this or most of the season.
- 30:34Speaker 6: That would suck. Yeah.
- 30:35Speaker 8: The Lions took advantage of that ended up winning twenty
- 30:38Speaker 8: four to nine. In the second game, the Seahawks beat
- 30:41Speaker 8: the Texans twenty seven to nineteen. Zach Charbonay scored twice,
- 30:44Speaker 8: but the big story was a sideline fight in the
- 30:47Speaker 8: fourth quarter and the fact that the game went way
- 30:50Speaker 8: too late. And we have an update in the death
- 30:53Speaker 8: of former NFL star Doug Martin.
- 30:55Speaker 2: This crazy story.
- 30:57Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 30:58Speaker 8: Well, according to reports, Martin was arrested in Oakland. Yeah,
- 31:02Speaker 8: after cops responded to a break.
- 31:03Speaker 2: And call or in his burglary. Yeah, oh damn. When
- 31:08Speaker 2: he was in police custody when he died, exactly.
- 31:11Speaker 8: He had some kind of medical emergency while in police custody.
- 31:15Speaker 8: There was a struggle before he became unresponsive. Paramedics got there,
- 31:19Speaker 8: took from the hospital where he died. The cops have
- 31:22Speaker 8: been in contact with family and autopsy is being done
- 31:24Speaker 8: to figure out what exactly caused his death.
- 31:27Speaker 2: That was bizarre.
- 31:28Speaker 6: Yeah, breaking and entering, well, exactly.
- 31:31Speaker 8: The White House made a new deal that could help
- 31:34Speaker 8: millions of past and current students. Since this agreement with
- 31:37Speaker 8: the American Federation Teachers lets the government restart student loan forgiveness.
- 31:42Speaker 8: There's two programs that limit payments based on income and
- 31:45Speaker 8: erase any remaining debt from after twenty to twenty five years,
- 31:49Speaker 8: which I could have benefited from. But I paid off
- 31:52Speaker 8: my crap like a chump and a half.
- 31:54Speaker 9: What a loser.
- 31:55Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 31:56Speaker 8: The Education Department will start processing forgiving forgiven cases rather
- 32:01Speaker 8: and anyone who gets their loan canceled this year they
- 32:03Speaker 8: don't have to pay taxes.
- 32:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:05Speaker 6: I know it sucks, but I mean I paid off
- 32:07Speaker 6: my college loans. And I mean, if people get this opportunity,
- 32:11Speaker 6: then they do. It's like, okay, I just one of them.
- 32:15Speaker 2: How many times did you buy something big, big ticket
- 32:18Speaker 2: item like a car or house? But you buy a
- 32:23Speaker 2: house and then all of a sudden the market crashes.
- 32:26Speaker 7: You know, yeah, lost a boatload of money.
- 32:30Speaker 2: But what do you I mean, that's just time. What
- 32:31Speaker 2: are you going to do?
- 32:32Speaker 8: And I mean I do feel kind of proud of
- 32:34Speaker 8: myself for having paid it.
- 32:35Speaker 2: Off, sure, but I do understand the frustration. It's like, Okay, well,
- 32:38Speaker 2: you know I know some people that just dwell on
- 32:40Speaker 2: it so hard to pay them. I'm like, dude, you
- 32:43Speaker 2: missed that sucked.
- 32:44Speaker 1: You know, I get it.
- 32:45Speaker 2: I get it's used to work in the industry. You
- 32:48Speaker 2: had to pay your dues before you get to do
- 32:49Speaker 2: anything cool, sleeping TikTok, hence my sleeping at the radio station,
- 32:56Speaker 2: doing all these things. And now people just like start there, Yeah,
- 33:00Speaker 2: they start at what was my goal?
- 33:03Speaker 8: Well, and that was the big complaint. I remember when
- 33:06Speaker 8: American idols started, Like you used to have to play
- 33:08Speaker 8: in garage bands and you just go on TV.
- 33:11Speaker 2: And you're a star. I mean, things change and what
- 33:15Speaker 2: can you do. You could be bitter.
- 33:16Speaker 6: About it, but I'm just met at myself. I'm not
- 33:18Speaker 6: met at everybody.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Else's change your situation. Now.
- 33:21Speaker 8: Now, well, you know the Woody Show loves a good
- 33:24Speaker 8: miracle drug story, and we have another one. So this
- 33:28Speaker 8: new drug called tro Delvy is on the rise and
- 33:31Speaker 8: it's showing a lot of promise fighting something called triple
- 33:34Speaker 8: negative breast cancer. According to a recent study, people taking
- 33:38Speaker 8: troe Delvy's stayed healthier way longer than those who just
- 33:41Speaker 8: got regular chemo. And this is why the drug works
- 33:44Speaker 8: like a smart bomb. It hunts down the cancer cells
- 33:47Speaker 8: and delivers the medicine straight into those instead of just
- 33:50Speaker 8: blasting the whole body with chemo. Oh wow, it was
- 33:52Speaker 8: really hard on people. The drug is also reduced the
- 33:55Speaker 8: side effects that chemo has, with only four percent needing
- 33:58Speaker 8: to stop the treatment compared to twelve percent that stop chemo,
- 34:02Speaker 8: doctors are saying.
- 34:03Speaker 6: This is a big deal.
- 34:04Speaker 8: Researchers, of course still gathering info, but looks really promising.
- 34:07Speaker 8: And in case you're wondering what triple negative breast cancer is,
- 34:10Speaker 8: I just have a very quick little tidbit for you.
- 34:13Speaker 8: It's a kind of breast cancer that doesn't have three
- 34:15Speaker 8: common features that most breast cancers have. It doesn't have
- 34:18Speaker 8: estrogen receptors, progesterine receptors, or her two proteins. That means, well,
- 34:24Speaker 8: because of this, common treatments they do don't work because
- 34:28Speaker 8: those are what they kind of bind to and they're
- 34:30Speaker 8: not available.
- 34:31Speaker 2: So dudes usually wait until a certain age or you know,
- 34:34Speaker 2: aren't told to go get like their prostate checked until
- 34:37Speaker 2: a certain age, like for women. Bar my ignorance here,
- 34:41Speaker 2: like do you get your boobs checked at what?
- 34:42Speaker 3: Like?
- 34:43Speaker 2: What age? Do you start getting ramograms?
- 34:45Speaker 8: Around forty or forty five unless you have a cancer
- 34:48Speaker 8: history in the family. Too old, right, I think they're
- 34:51Speaker 8: trying to mot that down.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Yeah, start like whenever you get cans, like whenever you
- 34:55Speaker 2: can fully developed twelve. You know what I'm saying, like
- 34:58Speaker 2: whenever they're fully developed.
- 35:01Speaker 6: I know, people in their thirties, I got bread.
- 35:03Speaker 9: Yeah, that's true. They feel around for lumps and stuff
- 35:05Speaker 9: every time you get a pap.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm going to my cousin's wedding and she's a
- 35:10Speaker 2: breast cancer survivor over the last couple of years. I mean,
- 35:12Speaker 2: she went through it. I mean it was, it was bad.
- 35:14Speaker 2: And you know, it's why everybody's rallying. Even my uncle
- 35:17Speaker 2: who's on hospice, who lives in Phoenix, is making the
- 35:20Speaker 2: trip to the Jersey Shore for wedding because the whole
- 35:22Speaker 2: family's rallying around it. And so, I mean, and she's
- 35:25Speaker 2: she's younger, you know, and so I mean, I guess
- 35:28Speaker 2: it can't happen. And you know, it's why you got
- 35:29Speaker 2: to listen to my mom. Her biggest thing, her biggest
- 35:31Speaker 2: takeaway after her cancer, not breast cancer. She has a
- 35:35Speaker 2: non Hodgkins foma in remission for a long long time now.
- 35:38Speaker 2: But her whole thing is, Man, you really got to
- 35:40Speaker 2: listen to your body. Yeah, and don't be afraid to
- 35:43Speaker 2: go get something checked out. What's the worst case scenario?
- 35:46Speaker 2: You can go there and you've wasted your time in
- 35:48Speaker 2: a copey. Greg's better about it now. I'm better about it.
- 35:54Speaker 2: He's better about it now he used to he used
- 35:56Speaker 2: to know. I'm definitely way better about it. Yeah, how
- 35:58Speaker 2: do you think you figured out about his? Uh a sophageal?
- 36:01Speaker 7: Exactly where are we?
- 36:03Speaker 6: Where are we with your nut? Greg?
- 36:06Speaker 7: How about your balls that I've kind of ignored? It's
- 36:11Speaker 7: better though, Okay, I think it's the pain's gone for now.
- 36:16Speaker 7: It was to the point where I would generally, you know,
- 36:18Speaker 7: like lay the remote control of my lap and that
- 36:20Speaker 7: would hurt.
- 36:21Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 36:21Speaker 2: Okay, I do have a Do you want to take
- 36:24Speaker 2: a word back? Yeah, that's not worth getting joking.
- 36:27Speaker 7: I told you Sammy solved my problem. She said, wait,
- 36:29Speaker 7: don't you have a hernie? I said, I do, And
- 36:31Speaker 7: then she googled it and it says.
- 36:33Speaker 2: Doctor, And I said, thank you. You've heard a lot
- 36:36Speaker 2: of good stories about people just googling their s's an
- 36:40Speaker 2: abundance of those stories.
- 36:42Speaker 6: Well that's what's going on with I.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Ginagrad More, what a show next?
- 36:46Speaker 2: Hang on, I think what you're talking about that sensation.
- 36:49Speaker 2: I don't think the diaper makes it so that you
- 36:51Speaker 2: want to pee. I think it's I think there may
- 36:53Speaker 2: be some kind of effect where you know you've gone.
- 36:57Speaker 2: I can feel the warm, kind of like head and
- 36:59Speaker 2: dumb ward my pestle, the woody Sam, you just went
- 37:10Speaker 2: to a wedding cash bar. No, no, no, okay, that's
- 37:16Speaker 2: a nightmare. Was it a brand sponsored?
- 37:19Speaker 9: Brand sponsor?
- 37:20Speaker 2: That's a new thing, Greg, so Greg. I was gonna
- 37:24Speaker 2: say Greg totally. Greg and Mara refused to get married,
- 37:28Speaker 2: like officially married. They were going to do it, and
- 37:31Speaker 2: they had even set a date at one point or day,
- 37:33Speaker 2: and then they backed out of it because Greg realized
- 37:35Speaker 2: that it was going to cost more than how much. Gina,
- 37:38Speaker 2: you weren't here for this, but it was my budget. Yeah,
- 37:40Speaker 2: this was his budget. So thirty grand, five thousand dollars.
- 37:47Speaker 6: Go to city hall, soul.
- 37:51Speaker 2: Yeah, if you have a small wedding and sponsored, like dude,
- 37:54Speaker 2: five thousand dollars, that will give you a lot of booze.
- 37:57Speaker 6: Yeah, I believe it. Yeah, if you did did it
- 38:00Speaker 6: at your house?
- 38:00Speaker 2: Yeah, at home at all. But it's not the kind
- 38:03Speaker 2: of wedding that Greg would want or Mario would want,
- 38:05Speaker 2: that I would want. Yeah, it would not him, but
- 38:07Speaker 2: you would you would want nicer things, so like even
- 38:09Speaker 2: the booze would be like more top shelf sure, but
- 38:13Speaker 2: five grand worth five brand for depends on how many people.
- 38:16Speaker 2: If it's going to be super tiny, I mean go
- 38:18Speaker 2: to cost.
- 38:19Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean whatever. Yeah, And I'm old, I've already
- 38:23Speaker 7: been married. I don't need to do a fancy call.
- 38:26Speaker 2: We'll call bird get some poorsos exactly. Most weddings costing
- 38:31Speaker 2: somewhere in the twenty to thirty thousand dollars range, but
- 38:35Speaker 2: brand sponsored weddings have helped knock down the cost and
- 38:39Speaker 2: they're becoming more popular. Sixty one percent of people would
- 38:43Speaker 2: consider a brand sponsored wedding if the brand covered half
- 38:47Speaker 2: of the wedding cost. Thirty two percent said they they
- 38:51Speaker 2: don't want their wedding commercialized.
- 38:53Speaker 8: Is it like, you know, like in Jewish wedding you
- 38:55Speaker 8: have like the Buddy Standard would have like a big
- 38:57Speaker 8: banner like sponsored by right.
- 38:59Speaker 2: I think it's like, yeah, why why would a brand
- 39:02Speaker 2: care about sponsoring just some like regular ass wedding if
- 39:05Speaker 2: I don't know if they would do that if it's
- 39:07Speaker 2: not a person of any note, meaning like you don't
- 39:09Speaker 2: have a huge social media following.
- 39:11Speaker 6: I mean, there is a thing called micro influencers. And
- 39:14Speaker 6: then so like a brand, they'll probably give you like
- 39:16Speaker 6: some free products.
- 39:17Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is like a micro influencer would
- 39:20Speaker 2: be how many followers, probably like thousand, ten thousand, Yeah,
- 39:23Speaker 2: and then again you'll probably just get free product you
- 39:26Speaker 2: wouldn't like get paid. Found about it, right, And so
- 39:29Speaker 2: just asking people, not that they're going to be asked
- 39:30Speaker 2: if they want a brand sponsored wedding, but fifty eight
- 39:32Speaker 2: percent of people will be okay with a brand sponsored cocktail.
- 39:35Speaker 6: Absolutely.
- 39:35Speaker 2: Fifty would allow a brand logo on reception tables, signage
- 39:40Speaker 2: and invites.
- 39:41Speaker 6: Absolutely yeah.
- 39:42Speaker 2: Fifty four percent would allow a brand to hand out
- 39:44Speaker 2: product samples at the web. Yeah, people might like that.
- 39:48Speaker 11: Yeah, I think you say no, and then you see
- 39:50Speaker 11: the prices of everything at a wedding, you're actually, yeah,
- 39:52Speaker 11: I'll pay for that.
- 39:54Speaker 7: Picture a cocktail napkin with a logo on it.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Who cares? Thirty three percent would allow the brand's mascot
- 39:59Speaker 2: to a ten the wedding. Twenty percent would allow the
- 40:03Speaker 2: brand mascot or a brand rep to officiate the wedding.
- 40:07Speaker 2: You can Joe Camel at your wedding peanut. Yeah, jolly,
- 40:11Speaker 2: it would be willing to mention the brand in their
- 40:14Speaker 2: wedding valves.
- 40:15Speaker 6: Oh that's hilarious really.
- 40:16Speaker 2: And seventeen percent like a NASCAR driver would be okay
- 40:19Speaker 2: with putting the brand's logo on the wedding dress or
- 40:21Speaker 2: on the tux.
- 40:21Speaker 6: Hell yeahs like on the train.
- 40:25Speaker 2: Well, you know how much I hate dressing up? I
- 40:27Speaker 2: hate it.
- 40:28Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't even own a tie?
- 40:30Speaker 2: I don't. I was thinking, do you want one?
- 40:32Speaker 5: I have some.
- 40:32Speaker 2: I can just give you one.
- 40:35Speaker 8: I don't think I need one, really, he doesn't want
- 40:36Speaker 8: to break his streak of not having a tie.
- 40:38Speaker 2: I just don't think I need one.
- 40:40Speaker 7: I saw my ties the other day. I thought I
- 40:41Speaker 7: could give some of these.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Because I don't even own a shirt that would be
- 40:44Speaker 2: appropriate to host a tie.
- 40:46Speaker 8: Wow.
- 40:47Speaker 2: I know I do have button ups, but they're not
- 40:49Speaker 2: like they're not like dress shirts, collars, the whole right,
- 40:53Speaker 2: They're not dressed shirts the purpose of wearing a tie
- 40:55Speaker 2: with them.
- 40:56Speaker 7: I know you hate dressing up, but for somebody who's
- 40:58Speaker 7: so prepared and organized, has been clean, you think you
- 41:01Speaker 7: would just have a basic white button up shirt and
- 41:03Speaker 7: a black tie.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Why?
- 41:05Speaker 7: Because in case you ever need it? Yeah, yeah, but
- 41:10Speaker 7: why do you have jumper cables?
- 41:11Speaker 2: Why do you have I don't I have triple A
- 41:15Speaker 2: And for my cousin's wedding, No, I'm saying, and for
- 41:19Speaker 2: those type of things like for my cousin's wedding, I
- 41:21Speaker 2: need something like that. Or we did the Woody Show prompt.
- 41:23Speaker 2: I went to Men's warehouse.
- 41:25Speaker 8: He's gonna rent that suit anyway, might as well rent.
- 41:27Speaker 2: And because my weight fluctuates all the time, That's what
- 41:30Speaker 2: I was about. I'm not like Gray.
- 41:33Speaker 6: Yeah, why I invest it but doesn't change.
- 41:36Speaker 2: But short of something super formal, I can't think of
- 41:39Speaker 2: a situation where I'd wear a tie or where I
- 41:42Speaker 2: would even need to wear a tie, Like I think
- 41:43Speaker 2: we're kind of past like the shirt and tie thing.
- 41:46Speaker 2: There's the most lot.
- 41:48Speaker 6: There's a lot of weddings back to back where you
- 41:50Speaker 6: need it. Yeah, that ship is saled. I gotta ross
- 41:53Speaker 6: get a new tie for like two cents exactly, then
- 41:55Speaker 6: just have it. But going back real quick to the
- 41:58Speaker 6: sponsored thing now, Greg, the wedding of your dreams. Okay,
- 42:02Speaker 6: everything you ever wanted in a wedding, but on your
- 42:05Speaker 6: suit it has to say preparation age.
- 42:09Speaker 7: How big of a logo? Pretty Davis?
- 42:13Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, pretty.
- 42:16Speaker 8: Greg, can I be your agent? Because I think I
- 42:17Speaker 8: can make a compromise.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Maybe it's like maybe it's like a back patch, Yeah
- 42:24Speaker 2: on the butt, right, totally do that. It has to
- 42:28Speaker 2: be has to be.
- 42:30Speaker 6: Preparation everything you ever wanted to write.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Everything. Here's a question, Greg, what if we could get
- 42:38Speaker 2: everything sponsored and your wedding, your wedding wouldn't know I'm
- 42:43Speaker 2: throwing this out there. I think we could probably pull
- 42:45Speaker 2: it off. Would you and Mario get married if we
- 42:49Speaker 2: could pull off a wedding where everything was brand sponsors
- 42:53Speaker 2: and wouldn't cost you a dime and the brands have
- 42:55Speaker 2: to be prominent though, No, no, no, no, no, I'm
- 42:58Speaker 2: talking about like no for like, this is for real.
- 43:01Speaker 2: This is not a would you rather preparation age question? Yeah, Like,
- 43:04Speaker 2: legitimately we know a lot of we do companies and sponsors.
- 43:08Speaker 2: I kind of feel somewhat confident that we.
- 43:10Speaker 7: Could do that happen. I wouldn't say no to that, okay,
- 43:14Speaker 7: but I would have to confer with Mario.
- 43:17Speaker 2: So Mario possibly doesn't really want to be married. Oh no,
- 43:22Speaker 2: I'm not saying that because I would like if if
- 43:24Speaker 2: that was the case, it really was just about money,
- 43:25Speaker 2: and I like, I would say, oh, dude, Jen totally
- 43:27Speaker 2: wants to get married, but we just don't want to
- 43:29Speaker 2: spend the money. So that was the case, and he
- 43:30Speaker 2: gave us, oh, yeah, we'll definitely do it. Yeah, I
- 43:32Speaker 2: think there might be something you don't want to be married.
- 43:35Speaker 10: You know what.
- 43:36Speaker 7: Maybe my opinions are changing on that. Maybe I don't know. Yeah,
- 43:41Speaker 7: I haven't. It's been so long and been the can
- 43:43Speaker 7: has been kicked down the road for so long.
- 43:45Speaker 2: Just fine.
- 43:46Speaker 7: I mean it's kind of a non issue, you know
- 43:47Speaker 7: what I mean. So, but I would consider that, Yeah, yeah,
- 43:52Speaker 7: but I do. But I still think you guys are wrong.
- 43:55Speaker 7: You could do it for five grand.
- 43:56Speaker 2: We're gonna need we're gonna need you to confer with
- 43:58Speaker 2: with mar I will do that and come back and
- 44:00Speaker 2: if the answer is that you guys would like to
- 44:03Speaker 2: actually be married, I think we pursue that. Okay, Yeah,
- 44:06Speaker 2: I definitely got it, And we can't We can even
- 44:08Speaker 2: sell a couple of tickets to listeners. Yeah, ticket sales,
- 44:12Speaker 2: you hear about.
- 44:13Speaker 6: That's a big thing in India. They sell tickets to weddings,
- 44:16Speaker 6: but they look at the guests to like random people
- 44:20Speaker 6: that want to buy tickets to people's who would want
- 44:22Speaker 6: to go to a wedding, Like people that traveled to India.
- 44:26Speaker 6: They buy the tickets and they.
- 44:28Speaker 8: Go to see a cultural experience because are over the top.
- 44:32Speaker 2: Look, I wouldn't do it, but people are doing it
- 44:36Speaker 2: and people are buying tickets. I mean, I'll go because
- 44:38Speaker 2: I love my family and things like that. But like, man,
- 44:41Speaker 2: you hate weddings. I hate wedding.
- 44:43Speaker 8: Be a plus one at some random's wedding.
- 44:46Speaker 6: Now, Sammy and I were talking about this. We kind
- 44:49Speaker 6: of like weddings.
- 44:50Speaker 2: I love what worrow? What do you not like to
- 44:54Speaker 2: dance or drink or I'm not I'm not a church guy.
- 44:59Speaker 2: And the number one thing I hate the dressing up part.
- 45:01Speaker 2: I hate it. I'm uncomfortable all day and into the now.
- 45:04Speaker 9: Who get anymore?
- 45:07Speaker 6: People do and then they see what you do is
- 45:10Speaker 6: you show up megalate to the Catholic wedding because it's
- 45:12Speaker 6: still going to be going. But other than that, I mean, yeah,
- 45:16Speaker 6: the after party is super fun, hanging out with friends,
- 45:18Speaker 6: drinking and having food.
- 45:19Speaker 2: It's cool, love friends, love family. Can't we just hang
- 45:22Speaker 2: out some other time doesn't.
- 45:23Speaker 6: Watch a football game, right to go to Men's warehouse.
- 45:26Speaker 2: And that's the thing the people were telling me when
- 45:29Speaker 2: I want to go get fitted you know for the
- 45:31Speaker 2: render a suit, not a tux. It's a black tie
- 45:34Speaker 2: formal like wedding exception thing. And they said that's the
- 45:39Speaker 2: big thing right now. All the weddings are formals, Like
- 45:42Speaker 2: all the weddings are black tie right now.
- 45:44Speaker 8: That's seasonal, like when the weather's no they said.
- 45:47Speaker 2: They said for the last like year plus like and
- 45:50Speaker 2: they have a hard time keeping stock. They have a
- 45:53Speaker 2: hard time keeping stock, like the rentals are. They had
- 45:55Speaker 2: to they had to buy more inventory for rental rental
- 46:00Speaker 2: suits and tuxes and things like that because it's just
- 46:03Speaker 2: been between that and God, you start getting in the
- 46:06Speaker 2: spring when you get like proms and weddings right like
- 46:09Speaker 2: everybody was out. So people were like, Oh, I can
- 46:11Speaker 2: go on like a week out and get fitted and
- 46:13Speaker 2: have the tucks in time.
- 46:14Speaker 7: Nope, Wow, I like that people are dressing up for weddings.
- 46:18Speaker 6: So I've had to get last minute suits before. And
- 46:21Speaker 6: I'll tell you good place to get one Walmart and Target. Yeah,
- 46:26Speaker 6: if you want to suit that, you know you're not
- 46:28Speaker 6: gonna happen forever. Yeah, I would like to try, if
- 46:32Speaker 6: you know, just to see what it's like, or have
- 46:34Speaker 6: somebody in the room try it. There is a suit
- 46:37Speaker 6: that keeps getting advertised on Instagram. It keeps popping up
- 46:42Speaker 6: and it's like a suit in a bag that and
- 46:45Speaker 6: it's supposed to be like super stretchy and color. Yeah,
- 46:48Speaker 6: I've seen that. Yeah, kind of it's like airy. It
- 46:51Speaker 6: has like kind of like kind.
- 46:52Speaker 2: Of like muggsy jeans where you know, it looks like
- 46:55Speaker 2: you're wearing like regular Denimo jeans stretch, but they kind
- 46:57Speaker 2: of feel like sweatpants. Yeah, but it looks super looks
- 47:01Speaker 2: super formal, it looks super nice. Yeah, but it's like
- 47:04Speaker 2: a suit in a bat I forget the brand of
- 47:06Speaker 2: next time it popped from Liberty, I would recognize the ad.
- 47:10Speaker 7: The latest suit was on Amazon and it rule you
- 47:12Speaker 7: could throw it in the washing machine.
- 47:14Speaker 2: That's insane, which is called my son, by the way,
- 47:17Speaker 2: he had this sport coat because he needed it because
- 47:20Speaker 2: the school every once in a whiles, like a formal thing,
- 47:23Speaker 2: you know, a formal day or whatever, they have to
- 47:25Speaker 2: wear for some type of thing that they're doing, or
- 47:28Speaker 2: wear a blazer picture day. They have to wear this
- 47:30Speaker 2: stupid blazer thing, and so of course he's in charge
- 47:33Speaker 2: of his own laundry.
- 47:34Speaker 1: He washed it.
- 47:36Speaker 2: You're such a dumb ass, white he was what washing it? Like?
- 47:42Speaker 5: You?
- 47:42Speaker 2: First of all, you wore it once, like it's just
- 47:44Speaker 2: a jacket wash. You wore it once. It survived, I
- 47:49Speaker 2: believe it or not. Greg, I'm getting married in December,
- 47:52Speaker 2: and just the photographer is thirty six hundred dollars. We
- 47:57Speaker 2: got was twenty four hundred dollars.
- 48:00Speaker 9: And you probably still have to pay for the photos afterwards.
- 48:03Speaker 6: No, it's a package. It's still expensive, exactly.
- 48:07Speaker 7: Yeah, your priorities change the older you get.
- 48:10Speaker 2: You're like, this is so dumb.
- 48:11Speaker 7: Should I get a photographer or pay my utility? But
- 48:14Speaker 7: for three years?
- 48:16Speaker 6: Stupid?
- 48:17Speaker 2: So talk tomorrow. I'm sorry, Well I will. I think
- 48:19Speaker 2: that could be kind of funny slash fun. It could be,
- 48:22Speaker 2: And if it's something that you guys really wanted to do,
- 48:24Speaker 2: it'd be a fun way to do it totally, you know,
- 48:26Speaker 2: and you know what wouldn't caught you had died exactly.
- 48:29Speaker 2: Yeah'd be so I'm sure I could call like lazy
- 48:31Speaker 2: dog or raising knell. Oh yeah, because Kane said, they
- 48:37Speaker 2: we can use the truck whenever you don't think there's
- 48:38Speaker 2: a photographer or somebody like that that would just you know,
- 48:41Speaker 2: for you know, just just to be a part of
- 48:43Speaker 2: it and then also get their mentions out.
- 48:45Speaker 8: I even got a guy with you stand on the
- 48:47Speaker 8: podium and the camera goes around you and.
- 48:49Speaker 2: Oh yeah it makes does it make a little model.
- 48:52Speaker 2: I'm sure we can get like a like a dunk
- 48:54Speaker 2: tank out. Yeah, set up a Greg's wedding like your
- 48:57Speaker 2: people informal way that Brady bunch of house. Now we're thinking.
- 49:03Speaker 2: Now we're thinking, yeah.
- 49:06Speaker 7: How can we get my mortgage company involved pay off
- 49:10Speaker 7: your house?
- 49:12Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, they're going to pay off the whole
- 49:14Speaker 2: venue just so you can have one day. I would
- 49:18Speaker 2: have to own the venue, right, So yeah, I'm sure
- 49:21Speaker 2: that's the way that works. All right, eight seven seven
- 49:23Speaker 2: forty four wedding. We'll send text if you like over
- 49:26Speaker 2: to two two ninety seven. I'll check in see what
- 49:28Speaker 2: you got. Yeah, oh dude, people are really interested in
- 49:32Speaker 2: buying tickets. They want to go, Yeah, they want to
- 49:34Speaker 2: go to Greg's wedding. Buying to this one says Indian
- 49:38Speaker 2: weddings are lit really.
- 49:39Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like, that's why I thought Sammy was at
- 49:42Speaker 6: an Indian wedding because they last for days.
- 49:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I still understand what took like a week? Well,
- 49:49Speaker 2: what was going on that? Did you get married? You
- 49:52Speaker 2: and steamboat willing you run?
- 49:53Speaker 6: Did you officiate?
- 49:55Speaker 11: You have to fly in and there's Hawaii difference right
- 49:58Speaker 11: Fu to Hawaii, and then there's a time difference, so
- 50:00Speaker 11: you're really getting in late. The day that you get
- 50:03Speaker 11: in that the next day is the welcome party for everyone.
- 50:06Speaker 11: The day after that was the wedding, and the day
- 50:08Speaker 11: after that was like all of the like everyone getting
- 50:11Speaker 11: together and it was a beach day and this whole thing.
- 50:13Speaker 2: And then you fly out three days after that.
- 50:17Speaker 9: There wasn't three days after that, so.
- 50:18Speaker 11: Then you fly out on Sunday and there's no early
- 50:21Speaker 11: flights out of Hawaii, so it's one o'clock in the afternoon.
- 50:24Speaker 9: You land at midnight, and then that's getting no sleep.
- 50:27Speaker 2: The only thing that I've never done is the after
- 50:30Speaker 2: wedding hang like the next day you don't do that much.
- 50:34Speaker 2: I've never done that before.
- 50:35Speaker 9: The thing is is that it was such a big trip.
- 50:37Speaker 11: It was a destination wedding and so everybody was going
- 50:40Speaker 11: there for this period of time and spending a lot
- 50:43Speaker 11: of money.
- 50:43Speaker 8: To go and be there.
- 50:45Speaker 6: Just be honest, you want to hang in Hawaii like.
- 50:48Speaker 2: Everybody did.
- 50:50Speaker 11: I was also in the situation where I was staying
- 50:52Speaker 11: in this big air and BnB house that I was
- 50:54Speaker 11: invited to say, and that the bride and groom were
- 50:57Speaker 11: in along with about fifteen other people.
- 51:00Speaker 9: And so it was also sort of a vacation that
- 51:02Speaker 9: was planned for the group together. And we're staying.
- 51:05Speaker 2: Your boyfriend of this No, okay, really, I don't bring
- 51:09Speaker 2: sand of the beast, you know what I'm saying?
- 51:11Speaker 6: Literally literally to go to the goat farm that I did.
- 51:15Speaker 11: I went to the goat farm that Menace has been
- 51:17Speaker 11: talking about, and you know what, he is right? It
- 51:20Speaker 11: is life changing goat cheese. And that sounds like an
- 51:23Speaker 11: outrageous statement, it sure does, but it's true, and because
- 51:28Speaker 11: they make it in small batches every single day and
- 51:31Speaker 11: it's delicious. And I guess that you know the main
- 51:33Speaker 11: corporations that make it. When they do it, they do
- 51:35Speaker 11: these giant vats that sit for long periods of time,
- 51:38Speaker 11: which is why goat cheese has that weird aftertaste.
- 51:41Speaker 9: It's not supposed to.
- 51:42Speaker 6: Have that away. That's really neat got cheese, yeah, surfing
- 51:48Speaker 6: goat dairy.
- 51:48Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, Well today Back to the Future day, the
- 51:55Speaker 2: futuristic twenty fifteen day that Marty McFly went in Back
- 52:00Speaker 2: to the Future Part two, and to commemorate this, Cassio
- 52:05Speaker 2: has reissued the three calculator watch that Marty wore. So
- 52:13Speaker 2: remember you remember the US right, Yeah, had one.
- 52:15Speaker 6: You did math on it.
- 52:16Speaker 7: The coolest wacky it was, so, that's so cool. It
- 52:20Speaker 7: was almost as cool as the watch I had that
- 52:22Speaker 7: had a radio on it with you put headphones into it.
- 52:26Speaker 6: Such a thing.
- 52:27Speaker 2: I didn't know that it was a thing. Yeah.
- 52:29Speaker 6: My friends also had that watch that was a remote
- 52:31Speaker 6: control and then they would turn on and turn off
- 52:34Speaker 6: the TV.
- 52:34Speaker 13: What.
- 52:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I never heard of that either. Yeah, really I
- 52:39Speaker 2: think watches radio watch. I remember this Cassio one, the
- 52:44Speaker 2: w R and then you know in the corner like
- 52:46Speaker 2: the the calculator buttons. I remember that one. Yeah.
- 52:50Speaker 8: My brother had one that played Frogger. You could play
- 52:52Speaker 8: games on it.
- 52:54Speaker 6: Watch that.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Yeah, Cassio did make the TV watch. So Cassio they
- 52:58Speaker 2: reissued the c A fifty three kill watch for the
- 53:02Speaker 2: Back to the Future Day commemoration. Also what they did,
- 53:05Speaker 2: they made this video. It's this young boy. He's looking
- 53:09Speaker 2: through a box that says Dad's stuff, and as he's
- 53:13Speaker 2: going through it, the watch begins to chirp, and when
- 53:17Speaker 2: he opens the garage door, lads gentlemen waiting to take
- 53:21Speaker 2: him away. He is a Dorian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kelly Roads.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Where we're going. We don't need rubens. Yeah, but today
- 53:44Speaker 2: is not the fortieth anniversary of Back to the Future two.
- 53:47Speaker 2: It came out in nineteen eighty nine, so it's only
- 53:49Speaker 2: thirty six years old. The original had its fortieth anniversary
- 53:54Speaker 2: July third of this year, and if you remember, we've
- 53:57Speaker 2: mentioned this a number of times here at the end
- 54:00Speaker 2: of the month. I think it's on Halloween, actually whatever,
- 54:05Speaker 2: what's Saturday? Is Saturday? Halloween?
- 54:07Speaker 6: Friday is Halloween?
- 54:08Speaker 2: Right Friday? Halloween? Yeah, anyway, so that week at Halloween
- 54:12Speaker 2: weekend or whatever, it's going to be an IMAX, the
- 54:14Speaker 2: original IMAX, and it's like remastered or whatever they do.
- 54:19Speaker 2: You're going to be Yeah, I'm definitely going first time
- 54:20Speaker 2: at the theater and forever. This will get me there forever.
- 54:24Speaker 2: I forgot how those watchers would beat at the top
- 54:26Speaker 2: of the hour. Yeah, nostalgia for a beat show. I
- 54:34Speaker 2: thought you liked being outside. I do, so, I don't
- 54:38Speaker 2: understand what your big issue is with her friends, Like, oh,
- 54:42Speaker 2: I'm not getting so there's a there's a thing going. Okay,
- 54:46Speaker 2: we'll get your opinion on this. We'll get everbody's opinion
- 54:48Speaker 2: on this. Okay. Yeah, I think it's so weird. Do
- 54:50Speaker 2: you think do you think Greg is weird for thinking
- 54:53Speaker 2: this is weird.
- 54:53Speaker 8: I don't think he's weird for thinking it's weird, but
- 54:56Speaker 8: I think his reaction I think was a little But you.
- 54:59Speaker 2: Love, to keep in mind, loves peeing outside. I do.
- 55:02Speaker 6: It is weird, like.
- 55:06Speaker 2: Peeing out.
- 55:08Speaker 7: It's so effortless, it's relaxing. I just think it's so odd.
- 55:13Speaker 7: So this is the thing Gina is telling me, Well,
- 55:15Speaker 7: you told everybody that you had all your friends over
- 55:19Speaker 7: and you're drinking and you're hot tubbin. It's a bunch
- 55:21Speaker 7: of chicks totally rules. And then you have this one
- 55:25Speaker 7: friend who gets out of the hot tub in front
- 55:28Speaker 7: of everybody, if I'm understanding correctly walks.
- 55:31Speaker 6: Over to and I think my husband the base of.
- 55:33Speaker 7: A tree pulls her bathing suit down, and.
- 55:36Speaker 6: Peace squats next to the tree, and he's like guys, and.
- 55:40Speaker 2: It makes a big spectacle that part, like you know,
- 55:43Speaker 2: like everybody watched me, Pete. That's kind of weird. That's
- 55:46Speaker 2: but the fact that you in your backyard, I mean,
- 55:49Speaker 2: I don't know what your steps on there?
- 55:52Speaker 6: No, he was there are your friends with Julianne because
- 55:56Speaker 6: you did that at.
- 55:56Speaker 2: My house like three weeks.
- 55:58Speaker 8: Again to expect what kind of vegetation can handle you in.
- 56:02Speaker 2: Your but your husband.
- 56:03Speaker 6: So you see your box, she just pulled it to
- 56:07Speaker 6: the side and then you and.
- 56:09Speaker 7: Then you said that she often does this ocause she
- 56:12Speaker 7: can make and she.
- 56:13Speaker 8: Tilted she has well that was she didn't do it
- 56:15Speaker 8: that time.
- 56:16Speaker 6: I wish she did.
- 56:16Speaker 8: She has a tilted pelvis. I've seen her arct before.
- 56:19Speaker 2: This time she is what do you mean a tilted
- 56:23Speaker 2: pell I don't know.
- 56:23Speaker 8: I've seen her arket more than once where it looks
- 56:26Speaker 8: like a dude.
- 56:30Speaker 7: I would do that in my own yard because it's
- 56:33Speaker 7: my yard.
- 56:33Speaker 2: I can choose to do it. Also, nobody's around her.
- 56:37Speaker 8: Again, would you be mad if a friend did it
- 56:38Speaker 8: in your yard?
- 56:40Speaker 7: I would hope that they would at least say like hey,
- 56:42Speaker 7: instead of going inside, I'm dripping wet. Do you mind
- 56:44Speaker 7: if I just pee in the corner? I would say no,
- 56:46Speaker 7: I don't mind. So if they got out and just
- 56:49Speaker 7: did it, I would find that. I find it just
- 56:51Speaker 7: like borderline disturbing.
- 56:54Speaker 6: Really, I don't know why.
- 56:55Speaker 11: So my question is, I mean she was all wet, correct,
- 56:58Speaker 11: which is why she didn't want to go in the house,
- 57:00Speaker 11: was trying to be respectful by going into.
- 57:02Speaker 7: Direct but then making a spectacle out of it, and
- 57:04Speaker 7: it wasn't I, you.
- 57:06Speaker 8: Know, not everyone was super clear headed at that point.
- 57:09Speaker 8: I didn't notice it until it was pointed out to
- 57:11Speaker 8: me and then she waved at me. So maybe she
- 57:13Speaker 8: didn't yell guy, sorry, I could have been wrong about that.
- 57:15Speaker 2: But she was why somebody watching, you know someone's going there?
- 57:18Speaker 6: Paeing like, well, very small backyard.
- 57:21Speaker 8: Is she the first one?
- 57:22Speaker 2: But you had to be facing that direction? Can everybody avert?
- 57:25Speaker 3: Like?
- 57:26Speaker 6: I don't think it.
- 57:26Speaker 12: I don't think she mind it either way. Julianne like yeah,
- 57:31Speaker 12: our friends like okay, going back to Greg. So if
- 57:36Speaker 12: Julianne was at your house, which she did at mine,
- 57:39Speaker 12: and then she didn't ask me, if she just started
- 57:41Speaker 12: doing it, I would expect it, so you would, so
- 57:44Speaker 12: you'd have a difference of opinion if uh.
- 57:47Speaker 8: Because me knowing my friend, like you guys know Julianne,
- 57:50Speaker 8: it's one hundred percent on brand.
- 57:52Speaker 7: Well then I'm not surprised, but I still find it
- 57:54Speaker 7: odd that she did it in front of everybody, almost
- 57:57Speaker 7: as a spectacle.
- 57:58Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's I mean, was Julie like, don't look
- 58:00Speaker 8: at you, guys.
- 58:01Speaker 7: Getting that's the woman that sprayed breast milk on people?
- 58:07Speaker 8: Just a certain type.
- 58:10Speaker 4: Up tight.
- 58:11Speaker 2: I mean, Tyler was there, he was enjoying it.
- 58:13Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Julianne gets a free pass because
- 58:18Speaker 7: she's just hilarious.
- 58:20Speaker 9: He's so fun.
- 58:20Speaker 8: But the only thing I worried about, because you know,
- 58:23Speaker 8: being a homeowner and not really knowing much about gardening,
- 58:25Speaker 8: I was like, is this going to affect my plants?
- 58:30Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? What is it about dog pey that burns
- 58:32Speaker 2: the yard out?
- 58:33Speaker 8: Yeah, that's my question. I don't know, always the same spot.
- 58:38Speaker 2: I don't know if that's necessarily the case. No, I
- 58:41Speaker 2: don't think that's necessarily the case. There's something in dog
- 58:44Speaker 2: rom because it's not like the dog uses the exact
- 58:46Speaker 2: same spot, and you will see multiple spots around the yard.
- 58:50Speaker 2: They peed there once and then you come back like
- 58:52Speaker 2: the next day, and that spot where they peed that
- 58:54Speaker 2: one time is yellow or starting to burn out.
- 58:57Speaker 8: You're right, doctor, because of according to chat GBT, because
- 59:01Speaker 8: of too much nitrogen and salt, and dogs contain uh.
- 59:05Speaker 8: Dog eurin contains nitrogen, which comes from the breakdown of
- 59:08Speaker 8: protein in their diet, and amounts of that really make it.
- 59:11Speaker 4: Kill the grass, drop the water out of the grass,
- 59:14Speaker 4: like if you want your yard to stay nice, Like
- 59:17Speaker 4: as soon as the dog takes a leak, we're supposed
- 59:19Speaker 4: to hose it down.
- 59:20Speaker 2: Women's not doing that. By the way, yesterday, Happy birthday
- 59:25Speaker 2: to Cassie. It was Cassie's seventh birthday. Yesterday. Little didn't
- 59:33Speaker 2: get her a little steak, Greg. She gets the same
- 59:35Speaker 2: steak every year. She gets a nice big filet mignon.
- 59:39Speaker 6: Does she savor it?
- 59:42Speaker 2: It's amazing the amount of like love and care I
- 59:45Speaker 2: put into preparing that steak for her to just like
- 59:49Speaker 2: scarf it. I mean, did you even taste it? Did
- 59:51Speaker 2: you can chew? Did you chop it up?
- 59:53Speaker 6: Because I'll be afraid that she would.
- 59:54Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, do you season it?
- 59:57Speaker 6: I don't think you no.
- 59:59Speaker 2: I don't season it. My wife is trying to get
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: me a season. I go, I don't think you're supposed
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: to put her even like a little bit of pepper.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: I'm like, she's not even gonna taste it.
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: You know.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: She that was a big this is the same dog
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: and eat her turns. But man, she knew that I
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: was making her steak. Wow, And so like she she
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: would every time I go out to the even to
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: go turn the grill on. I go, you ready, you're
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: ready to make your dinner, and she like walk out
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: there with me as I turn the grill on, and
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: you know, get the great tall brushed down and then uh,
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: she'd come back in. I set that of course, that
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: I come up the room temperature. I set it out right,
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: and then uh, and then I brought it out, and
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: she would every time I go to check on misteak
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: or turn it, because I even put the little char marks,
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: like the crisscross marks on the love and attention that
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: I put into making misteak for this dog who won't
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: even taste it. No, we didn't all have steaks. She
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: ate better than the family did, But you didn't all
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: have My wife made like hello fresh for everybody like
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: some kind of like you know, did she sing to
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: her beef and ice before handing her the steake? Oh yeah,
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: but she had her birthday hat on, she had her
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: birthday scarf, she had a cupcake, she with a candle.
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: She got present. It's just on our instagram that is.
- 1:01:11Speaker 6: Yeah, we know I got to see this.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: I got a picture. I'll show you, I'll show the hat.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: But dude, she's my best friend.
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, she knows the day.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: Now. Was it like a dog coupcake or does a
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: regular cupcake? Or that's right before I gave her the steak. Yeah,
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: she's got she got a birthday girl hat, candles make
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: it post it and then uh, let's see and then
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: and then and then it was cupcake time.
- 1:01:39Speaker 6: Did she candle?
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: No, my daughter did it for her because we always
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: worry that she's going to catch herself on fire because
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: she just wants to go for the cupcakes so quickly.
- 1:01:47Speaker 6: Of course, I love that dog cakes because my dogs
- 1:01:50Speaker 6: would puke every time.
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Yeah, oh she doesn't. She just eats everything. She's like,
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: she's like the dog version of you, eats everything.
- 1:01:58Speaker 6: Yeah, and how old is she needs it?
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: Quick? Seven? She's seven?
- 1:02:01Speaker 6: Oh, okay, good, Yeah, your mom didn't stop feeding you
- 1:02:03Speaker 6: because you piked all the time. You know, I'll parking
- 1:02:06Speaker 6: lots face all the time.
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: When I was in and more time goes by, I
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: realized that, you know, I said the the suicide pack
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: that I have with the dog as a joke, like
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: we have a suicide agreement, like for real. Yeah, like
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: I think I mean it now, like I mean it
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: more and more as every day goes by, like that
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: dog and I we cannot be a part. Like when
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, I will go.
- 1:02:27Speaker 8: You know, they only live about another six seven years?
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: Get your fill of me now, Yeah, six or seven years?
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: I think it's like more like ten or twelvethel.
- 1:02:37Speaker 6: Wait twelve more?
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: No twelve total? Yeah more so yeah, three or four years?
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: We have the dog pill too, dropping.
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: I know, I know.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: So like when when she goes, I won't be able
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: to handle life without her. So like I think there
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: will be time for me to go, and if I
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: go first. She has also agreed that she will take
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: herself out. She'll run out in front of the car.
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: She'll like run, she's not she's not a runner, but
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: she would in that case and go right in front
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: of the Amazon truck or something that way.
- 1:03:02Speaker 6: That way we could be cremated, our ashes mixed and
- 1:03:05Speaker 6: you know do it now. Did she get goggles for
- 1:03:08Speaker 6: her flights, like you know when she goes?
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: Yeah? No, they actually do have like some things for
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: their ears, like to you know, for the noise.
- 1:03:18Speaker 7: He didn't get a plane, Yeah, but they do have.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: Things for you know, flying with dogs, Like are you
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: going to take her up?
- 1:03:25Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: Of course I'll go flying with her. Wow. I hope
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: she likes that better than she likes the car. She
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: hates the car, which is weird. She's weird that way.
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: Like towhere, she's like her dad. I don't want to
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: go anywhere. I don't want to walk.
- 1:03:39Speaker 6: It's the one dog that hates walking as well.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like Hank Kill with the Lady Bird. Yeah,
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: you're right, that's absolutely true. I love that dog, life
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: changing dog.
- 1:03:50Speaker 6: Ad dressed Lady Bird in the new Hank Kill in
- 1:03:51Speaker 6: the New King of the Hill. Not that I saw, obviously.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: Yeah. I keep forgeting about I got it. I got them.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: I should write it down because that's another I was.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: I was sitting there here recently, I'm like, what is
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: it that I wanted to watch. I couldn't remember. I'm like,
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: oh yeah, damn, there's new King of the Hill. They're good.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: Forgot about that, forgot about Beavis and butthead I write these.
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: Buthets aren't on the Paramount plus apps. Like there's some
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: weird thing with Comedy centraler or MTV whatever it is.
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: So where do you watch them? I've watched them live,
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: they come up on MTV or whatever, but you can't stream.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: Only got the first two seasons. That doesn't make anything.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: That is ridiculous. That is ridiculous, It's stupid. What is
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: this low res logic thing?
- 1:04:33Speaker 8: Oh my god?
- 1:04:34Speaker 6: I love these guys.
- 1:04:35Speaker 8: There are these two dudes there on Instagram and Twitch
- 1:04:38Speaker 8: and they just go back and forth doing would you
- 1:04:41Speaker 8: rather crazy? Would you rather?
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: You know? We do like a good would you rather love?
- 1:04:46Speaker 6: Those found?
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: We do very crude ones off the air with each other,
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: like based on people that we know are kind of unparted.
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: So you can have Greg two million dollars cash tax free, right,
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: But but there's a uh, there's a person who you
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: will say female because you know Greg, Uh, it's a female.
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: You'd have to go down on her and and and
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: uh and do that to completion, making eye contact the
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: entire time.
- 1:05:17Speaker 7: And we'll say I'll say no to that one. Yeah,
- 1:05:20Speaker 7: if we're talking about the same person, Yeah it is.
- 1:05:23Speaker 7: It's always her.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: It's the chicken used to deliver pizzas on the side. Yep,
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: we're talking about the same person. Ye, that's that's I'm
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: straight and I don't think I could do it. You
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: would say no to that? Oh yeah, because you have
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: what if?
- 1:05:38Speaker 6: What if you could get one more year with Cassie.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: Son, one more birth one more year, one more birthday.
- 1:05:47Speaker 6: Stay good year?
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: Like picture I mean picture someone who looks like the
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: dumpster behind a planned parenthood, like like the human version
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: of the of that the bus driver on South Park. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: combined with that, you're right, Yeah, you're right, shifting literally
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: still Yeah, another Cassie and two million dollars, No, not
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: the two millions, just the one. You would have to
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: see it for one year, I guess. I mean yeah,
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: because it would either be that or suicide.
- 1:06:15Speaker 8: Yeah, what's a matter of life and death?
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Yeah all right, Uh then, well I want to hear
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: this low the low logic. Would you rathers are?
- 1:06:23Speaker 6: They're good?
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: Yeah? This may be something else that I end up
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: spending way too much time with rather as you're scrolling
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: where you should be sleeping and doing other productive things.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: That's next on The wood Show eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: Woody can also set us a text if you like,
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seven an entire chicken farm.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: Have you lost your mind? You disgust mey dollars show?
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: You're right back, Morgan?
- 1:06:53Speaker 6: Are you ready? Oh my god? I was born for
- 1:06:57Speaker 6: the snow right here. Y'all don't know this.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Hallucinating Woody all right, so low reds logic. Yeah, not
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: familiar with this. It can be a first time for me. Yeah,
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: But would you love? Would you love the good? Would
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: you rather?
- 1:07:19Speaker 8: Then you're gonna love these?
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: Yeah, the darker the better, you know, not the simple ones.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: Would you rather have nuts for hints? Yeah? That that
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: that that doesn't do it for me. But like when
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: they're like dark and yeah, that's that's the that's the
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: good stuff.
- 1:07:38Speaker 8: Some of these go pretty deep. These guys are on
- 1:07:39Speaker 8: Instagram and Twitch and I've pulled some good ones that
- 1:07:41Speaker 8: I'd like each of you to answer. So I think
- 1:07:44Speaker 8: we should start with you, Woodie. Let's just kind of
- 1:07:46Speaker 8: dip our toe in for a second, too crazy.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: Everybody else could say answer to and this one.
- 1:07:50Speaker 8: Specifically for dudes, but yeah, what do you want to
- 1:07:53Speaker 8: you take the helm on this?
- 1:07:55Speaker 13: Would you rather have to pick up everything you drop
- 1:07:57Speaker 13: with your butt cheeks? Or not tap yourself every time
- 1:07:59Speaker 13: you say the word and do it each time?
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: Easy on the butt.
- 1:08:05Speaker 8: Cheeks everything you ever dropped or everything you had to
- 1:08:09Speaker 8: pick up?
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't cheeks. I'm changing my mind.
- 1:08:12Speaker 6: The thing, yeah, so easy. You wouldn't be able to
- 1:08:16Speaker 6: pick up any all day.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: We used to do a game on the show called
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: don't say or uh, and it proves to be very difficult. Yes,
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: but I think if you especially as you get tired,
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: right and you start you know, not thinking about it,
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: So now I'm trying to think about it. So which
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: one I think I would get? Really from a time standpoint,
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: the butt cheeks thing is just inefficient. Yeah, it's time
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: because like you'd have to you know, drop drop trial.
- 1:08:42Speaker 7: Yeah, and Morgan, you're right, you couldn't pick anything.
- 1:08:44Speaker 8: I mean, good luck getting a pin, but you'd be
- 1:08:46Speaker 8: really good at it.
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: No, you would eventually get good at it. No hands Ron,
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: that guy that we used to work with You know,
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: he could throw a spiral and eat chicken wings. He
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: drives a stick like he's got no hands and can
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: be done. He was the fastest typer in the building. Like, yeah,
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: you learn, you learn how to do things. It doesn't
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: have fingers. Yeah, so I think you could get good
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: at the butt cheeks thing. But nut tapping, you.
- 1:09:09Speaker 8: Guys say that hurts pretty bad. You have every single time.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: I would want to do that. Actually, would you want
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: to get Yeah, you'd want to get tapped in the nuts? Yeah,
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: because I wouldn't want to. You don't want to say
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: you want to treat yourself, not to say, okay, not
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: that you want to get tapped in okay, God.
- 1:09:26Speaker 9: I mean it'd be a good way to learn not
- 1:09:27Speaker 9: to do it.
- 1:09:27Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, well let's move on.
- 1:09:30Speaker 8: This one's a double dip. This is for Morgan and
- 1:09:33Speaker 8: Sea Bass.
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: Morgan Sea Bass get the answer first on this one
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: and then we can chime in. All right, here we go,
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: low res logic.
- 1:09:39Speaker 13: Would you rather compete in the Special Olympics as a
- 1:09:42Speaker 13: perfectly healthy person or go to a children's hospital addressed
- 1:09:45Speaker 13: as to grim Reaper and tell every kid I'll see
- 1:09:47Speaker 13: you suit, I'll see you soon.
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: This is the dark stuff I love. Yeah, I just
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: want to take the more inappropriate that the more I
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: love it. This is a good one, I think. Answer.
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: What about they made a movie about the Yeah, the Ringer,
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: The Ring with Johnny Knoxville.
- 1:10:04Speaker 6: Okay, Olympic so it's.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: It's fun fact, Okay, what would you rather do?
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: And that shows it to be heartwarming and delightful and
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: I'll have a big lesson at the end. So that's
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: the obvious answer.
- 1:10:16Speaker 9: That would be the more fun thing for me, that's
- 1:10:19Speaker 9: for sure.
- 1:10:19Speaker 6: But everybody knows that you're right, okay, And.
- 1:10:22Speaker 10: That's why reading I would go with the grim Reaper
- 1:10:25Speaker 10: in the hospital because then at least, like maybe I
- 1:10:27Speaker 10: cover my face, my whole body, maybe I can remain
- 1:10:30Speaker 10: in hon them.
- 1:10:30Speaker 6: You can.
- 1:10:31Speaker 8: Will you traumatize children in their last moment?
- 1:10:33Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:10:33Speaker 9: But then I go home later.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:10:35Speaker 9: It's not like I'm on TV for ruining the Special
- 1:10:37Speaker 9: Olympics or something.
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: I just ruined the Special Olympics.
- 1:10:41Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I do. I watch the ceremonies where they
- 1:10:44Speaker 9: walk out that I mean good, it's really good.
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: What channel is that you gotta stream it?
- 1:10:52Speaker 9: Dark Web Streams shout out.
- 1:10:55Speaker 8: Okay, so you're going children's hospital to see as going
- 1:10:57Speaker 8: Special Olympics.
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: Yeah, Lance, like I think Sea Bads that makes more
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: sense because he likes the lord over people. And no
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: matter what the you know, no matter what the reasoning
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: or what the circumstances. By the way, plus and so athletic.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: That's that's by the way.
- 1:11:11Speaker 4: It's a really ablest question, may I say to the
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: stupid these stupid YouTubers, because many Special Olympians are quite
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: strong and quite fast, you probably would lose, right, Yeah,
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: so how dare you? How dare you very able?
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: And they're broadcast on the ESPN.
- 1:11:25Speaker 6: Dude, I donated to the Special Olympics and they send
- 1:11:29Speaker 6: me mail like, you're right, It's like all different types
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: of letters. They they change it up constantly. It looks
- 1:11:39Speaker 6: like like somebody wrote me a personal letter and.
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: They spend they spend a lot of money on that.
- 1:11:43Speaker 6: It's insane.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: I would go the Special Olympics. Greg.
- 1:11:47Speaker 7: I'm gonna say grim Reaper because I don't think the
- 1:11:50Speaker 7: kids know what the.
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: Grim Reaper is.
- 1:11:52Speaker 8: If somebody comes in with like a sickle and a
- 1:11:54Speaker 8: black cape.
- 1:11:55Speaker 6: I mean, depending on that's true, it depends on how
- 1:11:59Speaker 6: old the it's are even know.
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: What that is?
- 1:12:04Speaker 7: Like five minutes out of your day?
- 1:12:06Speaker 6: Yeah, and Morgan made a good argument like you could
- 1:12:08Speaker 6: like hide your face.
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: Yeah, and you came in dressed like god, you know yeah,
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: do you hear I'm calling? Yeah? That that you're right?
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: That's actually a good I don't think. And then what
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: you'll see me soon? Yeah, I'm coming back tomorrow, Yeah,
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: when cookies.
- 1:12:27Speaker 8: All right, let's move on to Menace. This one's about wieners.
- 1:12:30Speaker 6: So I thought you might like you.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Menace does love wieners because they're hilarious.
- 1:12:35Speaker 14: Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
- 1:12:38Speaker 14: the doctor to find out it's got to be birthed
- 1:12:40Speaker 14: through your wiener?
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: Or wake up tomorrow with aids?
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: That's aids all day?
- 1:12:48Speaker 6: Yeah, that's easy.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: Yeah, you get a pill? Right?
- 1:12:51Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what do you do for that now?
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: Yeah? Gonna sound dumb.
- 1:12:55Speaker 7: Is there even aids anymore?
- 1:12:57Speaker 5: Like?
- 1:12:57Speaker 7: Does it ever progress?
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: The difference is once you have HIV AIDS kind of kludes.
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: I mean.
- 1:13:05Speaker 7: You stop it before it becomes a Okay, let's.
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: See old school aids Freddie Mercury aids. Yeah, Well then
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: I'm going Mercury era.
- 1:13:16Speaker 6: Okay, that's the question.
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: Lib.
- 1:13:18Speaker 7: Well, then who wouldn't take option penis?
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: Then?
- 1:13:22Speaker 6: No, he really doesn't.
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: It's that or death.
- 1:13:24Speaker 14: Would you rather wake up tomorrow pregnant than go to
- 1:13:27Speaker 14: the doctor to find out it's got to be birthed
- 1:13:29Speaker 14: through your wiener or wake up tomorrow with aids?
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: Well, what of the magic Johnson era aids? Right, yeah,
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: that's Tom Hanks Philadelphia era. Right.
- 1:13:42Speaker 6: Okay, Well somebody who has had you know, Kinney stones
- 1:13:45Speaker 6: multiple times, they said that it's like the the equivalent.
- 1:13:49Speaker 6: Then I guess so I could live. I'll just have
- 1:13:52Speaker 6: the baby, But do I have to keep it? No option?
- 1:13:58Speaker 6: And why do you have to wake up tomorrow to
- 1:13:59Speaker 6: find this out?
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: Jackass? Yeah?
- 1:14:01Speaker 7: God know, why can't you find out tonight?
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: I want to find out immediately?
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: In his in his taking this at face value, if
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: if an eight pound baby comes through there, it's gone.
- 1:14:14Speaker 6: It's obliterating, it's not going to work it.
- 1:14:16Speaker 7: So you can live with a mangled exactly.
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: It goes back, it goes back to its regular size. Guys.
- 1:14:24Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't get blown out.
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: It goes back to exactly how it was.
- 1:14:29Speaker 9: They don't have reconstruction.
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: Of plastic exactly. Yeah, so yeah compared yeah, compared to
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: mercury mercury ye yeah. Yeah.
- 1:14:44Speaker 8: All right, Greg, since we all know how you feel
- 1:14:46Speaker 8: about cops, I figured this one would be for you.
- 1:14:49Speaker 14: Was you rather every time you get pulled over you
- 1:14:51Speaker 14: have to pull your wallet out as fast as you
- 1:14:53Speaker 14: can from your waistband, or every time you see a
- 1:14:56Speaker 14: cop in public you have to squeal like a pig
- 1:14:58Speaker 14: and then give them finger guns?
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: Oh does that anyway? Yeah? They're pulling over.
- 1:15:03Speaker 9: Things really, because that's more dangerous that one.
- 1:15:06Speaker 8: You're you're done, you're gonna get shot, right, but then
- 1:15:09Speaker 8: you know that you just don't speed ever, kind of
- 1:15:13Speaker 8: like the thing with the nut tapping. You forgot your
- 1:15:16Speaker 8: like registration was not up to date, Like it could
- 1:15:19Speaker 8: be anything. It's gonna Happenlet okay, I can see Greg.
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: Doing how does the pig go? Come on? How's a
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: big go? Show me? How the pig easy? Greg?
- 1:15:39Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember this, but you were
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: drunk at like some event and we were like talking
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: to some cop and you kind of implied pig. Yeah,
- 1:15:48Speaker 6: like some pig jokes. You would have fun doing this.
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: Remember that bacon Fest thing yeah, and he started like
- 1:16:00Speaker 6: you started.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: I have pig jokes.
- 1:16:02Speaker 6: Yeah, you were kind of wasted.
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: Yea.
- 1:16:07Speaker 14: Rather, every time you get pulled over you have to
- 1:16:09Speaker 14: pull your wallet out as fast as you can from
- 1:16:11Speaker 14: your waistband, or every time you see a cop in public,
- 1:16:14Speaker 14: you have to squeal like a pig and then give
- 1:16:16Speaker 14: them finger guns.
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: It's a Greg your final answer wallet, Wow, that's crazy.
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: I would take my chances with the finger guns. The
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: wallet waistband thing you're asking to get shot carries their
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: wallet waistband.
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: That would suck to Yeah, exactly like reaching that, Yeah,
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: as fast as you can.
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: Yeah, the walls forget.
- 1:16:35Speaker 6: Greg drove around with a bumper sticker that said only
- 1:16:38Speaker 6: gay cops give me tickets.
- 1:16:39Speaker 7: Yeah, let's get that magnet that you chose.
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: You chose what I chose?
- 1:16:44Speaker 9: Oh, I'm choosing the finger guns.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: Your guns, your guns, a fun way, bigger guns. Yeah,
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: let's think it's not today here. Well we'll get one
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: more out of the break. Let's take the break and
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: then uh we'll come back. Yeah, low res logic. Can
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: you can find these guys all that funny?
- 1:17:01Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: Again, the darker ones are are good, even better? Yeah,
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: I like those A lot. All right, Yeah, I'm just
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: looking at the text. Some of these are pretty funny,
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: but yeah, keep your text. Coming over to two two
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: nine eighty seven Call in eight seven seven four Woody
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: Socale Sports with the Gee Jeff Curse.
- 1:17:22Speaker 15: Ahi, Good morning Jeff, g Good morning Woody, and good
- 1:17:25Speaker 15: morning squad. So now we know who the Dodgers are
- 1:17:27Speaker 15: going to be playing in the World Series. It's the
- 1:17:29Speaker 15: Toronto Blue Jays. Blue Jays will have home field advantage
- 1:17:32Speaker 15: in the World Series, but the Dodgers are favored to
- 1:17:35Speaker 15: win at all. Game number one is Friday at five
- 1:17:38Speaker 15: pm in Toronto. You know, La Toronto. It's giving very
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- 1:18:00Speaker 15: And one more thing before we stopped talking about La
- 1:18:03Speaker 15: versus Toronto for now. That's right, Canada sucks and so
- 1:18:07Speaker 15: does George Springer. Time to pay that fullback Dodger Nation.
- 1:18:11Speaker 15: Moving on to the NBA Lakers kickoff their season tonight
- 1:18:14Speaker 15: versus the Warriors. It's seven pm at Crypto No Lebron
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- 1:18:20Speaker 1: The fan who was suing Lebron over his.
- 1:18:22Speaker 15: Decision too, and the fact that he bought tickets to
- 1:18:25Speaker 15: a Laker game dropped the lawsuit.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: I guess that fan got what he wanted. You know,
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: a week's worth of fame on TikTok.
- 1:18:31Speaker 15: NH held Kings in Saint Louis today at five Ducks
- 1:18:34Speaker 15: and Nashville at five as well. And since we're talking hockey,
- 1:18:37Speaker 15: one last story this morning. You know you could send
- 1:18:40Speaker 15: text messages up to the jumbo tron at sporting events. Well,
- 1:18:44Speaker 15: the San Jose Sharks let a message run on their
- 1:18:46Speaker 15: JumboTron that said, quote San Jose Sharks fans love.
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: Ice, Get them boys.
- 1:18:52Speaker 15: This also happened on Hispanic Heritage Night trash behavior, and
- 1:18:56Speaker 15: I hope the person in charge of screening those messages
- 1:18:59Speaker 15: got fired.
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: I'm Jeff Gee, and that's your SoCal sport.
- 1:19:01Speaker 2: All right, Jeff, if you're on the Woody Show, you
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: made it, And just in time, the Woody Show is back.
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: Put the Cherry on the would you rather low res logic?
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: Sunday never heard of this low res logic before, but
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: Gina brought it to the table today and they have
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: some would you rather? Which we do like, Yeah, I'm
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: more inappropriate, the more whatever, the better, more than difficult. Yeah,
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: when it comes to this group, yeah, this crop of people, Yeah,
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: you had one more.
- 1:19:31Speaker 8: This is for Sammy. We know how you feel about
- 1:19:34Speaker 8: Diddy and you know your affinity for that kind of guy.
- 1:19:38Speaker 8: So this last one is This last one's for you?
- 1:19:40Speaker 13: Okay, So youd rather walk around with your shoelaces untied?
- 1:19:43Speaker 13: But your shoelaces are twenty feet long? Or only be
- 1:19:45Speaker 13: able to wear one shirt that says rip Epstein and
- 1:19:48Speaker 13: you can't wear anything to cover it.
- 1:19:51Speaker 9: Shoelaces, Easy, shoelace.
- 1:19:52Speaker 8: You're going to walk around with shoelaces that are twenty
- 1:19:54Speaker 8: feet long?
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: Yes, Dady, should hear the question twenty feet That.
- 1:19:58Speaker 8: Would be a real pain in the ass.
- 1:20:00Speaker 9: It would be can I can? I? Can I hold
- 1:20:03Speaker 9: them in?
- 1:20:04Speaker 8: Anyone dragging behind you?
- 1:20:06Speaker 13: Would you rather walk around with your shoelaces untied? But
- 1:20:08Speaker 13: your shoelaces are twenty feet long? Or only be able
- 1:20:11Speaker 13: to wear one shirt that says ri I p Epstein,
- 1:20:14Speaker 13: and you can't wear anything to cover it.
- 1:20:16Speaker 9: You really walking so much? And I walk my dog
- 1:20:18Speaker 9: every day.
- 1:20:21Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: Yeah, you couldn't cross the street because you know traffic
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: would be oh no, oh wait what well? No, if
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: you cross the street, you're trying to keep walking down
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: the sidewalk, but you get caught in your next your
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: face planning.
- 1:20:34Speaker 8: Because just twenty feet ahead of the cars, that's all
- 1:20:37Speaker 8: at all times, and only think about that.
- 1:20:39Speaker 6: That's get it running in. Yeah, or just tell everyone
- 1:20:42Speaker 6: how much you love Yeah.
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: The studio door would just be an issue alone. Yeah,
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: because the automatically get it.
- 1:20:48Speaker 8: Yeah, because I can't pick elevators, No, they drag on
- 1:20:52Speaker 8: the ground or.
- 1:20:53Speaker 6: Just dang, I get your love.
- 1:20:55Speaker 9: I would have to do that. I've seen shirt. There's
- 1:20:57Speaker 9: no other off.
- 1:20:57Speaker 8: But you'd be an outcast.
- 1:20:59Speaker 6: Your uncle Bill Epstein, of course you would and wear
- 1:21:05Speaker 6: the shirt all day.
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: I feel like I could explain it. You can't pick them,
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: but you're not allowed to explain it. No, how would
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: you get your stell who cares very much care.
- 1:21:17Speaker 9: I don't want to be confronted all the time like
- 1:21:19Speaker 9: crazy people either. Would you rather have a r I
- 1:21:22Speaker 9: p Epstein or R I p didty well Diddy's.
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: It?
- 1:21:27Speaker 9: Would you rather rep did?
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: Or what crazy people who hate Jeff EPs?
- 1:21:31Speaker 9: I would rather I would rather rep Ditty. Okay, save
- 1:21:35Speaker 9: that clip, I would Yeah. Well, children involved in the
- 1:21:41Speaker 9: whole thing, right, I mean.
- 1:21:42Speaker 6: That's well shod well allegedly, Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:21:46Speaker 9: Final answer, finally, answer is the shirt.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: The shirt menace Epstein shirt shirt? Yeah?
- 1:21:53Speaker 8: Make it a crop top shoelaces shoelaces.
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: Hey, question for the ladies in the room. Just got
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: reminded of something I forget. Did somebody say something, Oh no,
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: something about like some men can do that women can't do,
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: or women they can do the men can't do. Make
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: a machine gun noise?
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: Oh no, I know what it was.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: It's when I asked you to do the sound the
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: sound of a pig. Yeah. It reminded me of this
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: other video I saw guys can't do it? No do
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: a How does it? What does a machine gun sound like?
- 1:22:24Speaker 10: Oh?
- 1:22:25Speaker 9: I don't know.
- 1:22:25Speaker 6: Oh, okay, I can't do it the way I want
- 1:22:31Speaker 6: to do.
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: It, Like, how does a machine gun sound?
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: Oh?
- 1:22:35Speaker 9: I would just go like, yeah, we have to do
- 1:22:40Speaker 9: the hand thing I guess.
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: I guess if you walk up to like just like
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: just random chicks, they can't do a machine gun. Yeah,
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: they'll go like bang bore yeaheah, because I think every
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: boy when they were like, you know, I do it
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: more like Sammy like the kids like really yeah, a
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: big more geral military. Yeah.
- 1:23:03Speaker 8: I can't do it the way my kid just like
- 1:23:06Speaker 8: like right, yeah, I can't really do it like that.
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: But is that how your and this guy went to
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: like he's got all daughters and is wife. He went
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: to every one of them individually. None of them can.
- 1:23:16Speaker 6: I'm sure if you went to a sorority like they
- 1:23:18Speaker 6: would have not like.
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: Eight seven text over to two two nine eight seven,
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: and we began another new hour insensitivity training freight, politically
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: correct world. Name is whatdy? That is great gory, good morning.
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: We got menace birthday month boy himself.
- 1:23:40Speaker 6: Okay, happy birthday month, Thank you. I appreciate it.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: Actual birthdays about a week away, I know, damn next
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: Thursday twenty eighth, he Gina gran we got sea Bade,
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: forty four Wooding that's eight seven seven forty four wooding,
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: you can't send us your text over to two to
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: nine eight seven. A question for the ladies in the
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: audience who have had a baby and vaginally that thing
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: we mentioned earlier, It goes back to does it that's
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: a question, be honest, you don't have to you don't
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: have to like try to put up in front here.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: Just if if you think yes, then just say yes
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: on the text.
- 1:24:20Speaker 8: How elastic is it?
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: And yeah, and I think that it's got to be
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: like a source of curiosity for other women who are
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: cus who haven't done it, like they say, oh no,
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: it goes back to normal. It goes back to the
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: how it was like before you had the baby, even
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: the true or false ladies who have had a had
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: a baby that way over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: Dying to know, I mean just just wondering, just wondering.
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: We've talked about people getting sleep divorces before. H uh
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: and uh, I did have an after I had a
- 1:24:53Speaker 2: couple of things for you on this.
- 1:24:55Speaker 7: That's when you don't sleep in the same bed, you're
- 1:24:59Speaker 7: more and more.
- 1:25:00Speaker 6: People talk about lately or even the same room. Right, yeah, Yeah.
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: This is a woman that called in on the after
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: hours voicemail.
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: Hey, Woody show, Melissa here from Kansas. I had to
- 1:25:12Speaker 3: call in because separate bedrooms.
- 1:25:15Speaker 4: Woody.
- 1:25:16Speaker 3: I am totally team separate bedrooms. Do you need to
- 1:25:20Speaker 3: tell Jen not to worry. It is not going to
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: affect your marriage in a negative way in any way, Greg,
- 1:25:29Speaker 3: it is not sad. It is fancy. I feel like
- 1:25:33Speaker 3: I live an episode of Bridgerton, like the Duke and Duchess,
- 1:25:36Speaker 3: where we have our separate well we have separate bedrooms,
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: not separate you know, wings. But anyway, it is a amazing.
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: He sleeps in the basement where it's cold and dark,
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: and I'm upstairs where it's nice and warm. If we
- 1:25:53Speaker 3: had one of your guys' schedules, I mean, no brainer. Yeah,
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: we basically are on the same schedule. But still it
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: has been awesome. There's still plenty of opportunity for other excivities,
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: and then you go your separate ways. Sometimes I just
- 1:26:11Speaker 3: roll over and go to sleep while he gets up,
- 1:26:13Speaker 3: brushes his teeth, brushes his teeth and leaves. That's all.
- 1:26:18Speaker 3: Thanks love you guys.
- 1:26:21Speaker 6: Wow selling it because I keep on hearing about this
- 1:26:24Speaker 6: more and more, and it's always one hundred percent. The
- 1:26:27Speaker 6: woman's idea. I've never heard gay couples go through this
- 1:26:30Speaker 6: at all. No, either, I suggest it.
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: I think you're right.
- 1:26:33Speaker 7: Well what you suggested, taking it way further and you
- 1:26:36Speaker 7: have your own apartments. Yeah that's the dream, separate bedroom.
- 1:26:41Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah you're not like, yeah, the norm when it
- 1:26:44Speaker 6: comes to this situation, Greg, you could get up and
- 1:26:47Speaker 6: leave just like a common whore, like.
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: Hey, I'm done with you.
- 1:26:52Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: Mixed mixed response on the text. False. It does not
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: go back to normal. It does not go back to
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: normal completely. Uh and after the second it almost feels hollow.
- 1:27:06Speaker 2: You gotta do the work to get it back too
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: close to what it used to be. And then they're
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: the people I think maybe because like their boyfriend or
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: husbands in the car.
- 1:27:12Speaker 10: True.
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: True.
- 1:27:13Speaker 2: After having my first baby last year, I have to
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: say true. Actually feels tighter when I have sex.
- 1:27:19Speaker 6: Believe or not? For who?
- 1:27:21Speaker 5: For you?
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: True? If JJ goes back to normal, it doesn't look
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: like it does before, but it does go back to
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: normal from the inside. From what my husband says, it's better. Yeah,
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: he's nice. And this is after two big headed kids.
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: Oh no, keegeles kegles, you know what I know. I'm
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: doing right now, literally doing them right now. Yeah, and
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: this is a going back to the sleep divorce thing.
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: This is uh Burt Kreischer and his wife Leanne talking
- 1:27:54Speaker 2: about the sleeping in seven bedrooms. I live in my room,
- 1:27:57Speaker 2: she lives in her room. We're in a sleep divorce
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: right now.
- 1:28:00Speaker 3: I love it.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: I go to sleep sometimes way earlier than she does.
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: She's a night owl. She likes cats. I'm allergic to cats.
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: I want another dog. She won't allow it.
- 1:28:08Speaker 8: Because one person trys the dog.
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: Stop, doesn't matter how dog.
- 1:28:11Speaker 8: One person picks up the dog. One person takes the bed,
- 1:28:15Speaker 8: so that person should get to decide.
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: One person cooks, the other person doesn't cook.
- 1:28:18Speaker 8: Neither of us cook currently.
- 1:28:20Speaker 2: All right, Land's drunk like huge dogs. Yeah they got
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: big dumps too, super sweet. Yeah, now here's something on this.
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: So a lot of people sleep in seven beds in
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: rooms because they hate if their partner snores, tosses and
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: turns too much, or does something else in the bedroom.
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: But believe it or not, there are some benefits to
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: sleeping together with your partner in the same bed. According
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: to Xpozy, sleeping in the same bed can reduce sleep
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: apnea risk like there's somebody to notice that you're not breathing.
- 1:28:53Speaker 8: Someone else, you're keeping awake, got it.
- 1:28:55Speaker 2: I don't see how this would be the case improve
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: sleep quality? How do you get better sleep? But if
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: you're sharing in bed with somebody, I don't know, because
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: that doesn't make any common sense. Yeah, that's because it would.
- 1:29:06Speaker 2: There's there's no choice other than there's a possibility of disruption.
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: Not that you get disrupted, but if the person moves, yeah,
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: makes a noise. Whatever bed generate less fatigue, create overall
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: greater life satisfaction. Okay, that makes sense. Uh, it's all
- 1:29:22Speaker 2: about familiarity and comfort. Experts also say that people who
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: sleep in the same bed together experience less anxiety and
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: have an easier time falling asleep compared to other people
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: who don't co sleep. No way's sleep. Yeah, that's that
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense.
- 1:29:38Speaker 8: I'm either all out or all in. I have suggested
- 1:29:41Speaker 8: sleeping in separate bedrooms and he was not a fan.
- 1:29:43Speaker 8: But when we do sleep together, I try to like
- 1:29:46Speaker 8: hold his hand as he's falling asleep, and he hates it.
- 1:29:50Speaker 8: So it's like, which is it? Do you want to?
- 1:29:53Speaker 5: Like?
- 1:29:54Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:29:54Speaker 2: He but I'm like, Okay, but I also like to
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: just hold his hand or do you just kind of
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: lay your hand on you.
- 1:30:01Speaker 6: I try to grab it.
- 1:30:02Speaker 8: He's like, oh goddamn, I hate this.
- 1:30:04Speaker 2: I know that's what he's say.
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: Body heat.
- 1:30:08Speaker 8: Yeah I don't he's a furnace.
- 1:30:09Speaker 6: I don't like that.
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: Hey, what do you show? Totally falls? I had a
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: baby vaginally a little over a year ago. Your vege
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: is totally different, and you get closer to how it
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: was with pelvic floor exercises. But it'll never be the same.
- 1:30:19Speaker 6: That makes sense.
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking at all the medical stuff says you're
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: it's it's never pristine. I've had four kids, and I've
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: heard from my husband that it goes tighter. But this
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: is the same guy. I guarantee, ladies, And this is
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: another lie that men are forced to tell. This is
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: the and you know, and even my wife hadn't had
- 1:30:35Speaker 2: this conversation. She's on board. She understands what I'm saying,
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: and like, it wasn't my wasn't the This is nothing
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: that that I came up with. But when people go, uh,
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: look you're glowing. You've never looked more beautiful than when
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: you were. My wife has never looked more beautiful than
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: when she was pregnant with our kids. Bull Ish, That
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: is not true. If she looked like that when you
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: met her, you'd never even have kids with her. I'm
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: just saying, you know, that's the case. She got some
- 1:31:02Speaker 2: alien bump going on, Like she's miserable, she's sweating, she's
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: got the swollen ankles and everything. She's never looked better.
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: Like Okay, man, what a trooper. I can't believe you're
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: doing this. I give you a ton of credit, thank
- 1:31:16Speaker 2: you for you know, carrying our child. All that stuff
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: is true. You've never looked better. Part that's a complete lie,
- 1:31:23Speaker 2: because we know you're hormonal and your extra sensitive and
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: you are trying to you know, you don't feel good
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: about yourself and how you look, and so you say that,
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: but you know it's a lie. Made me feel good, Yeah,
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: I will say this though.
- 1:31:37Speaker 6: I was at a party once with my buddy and
- 1:31:40Speaker 6: he's just going on and on about like how this
- 1:31:42Speaker 6: one chick at the party was like super hot and
- 1:31:45Speaker 6: good looking and she was pregnant, and I go, dude,
- 1:31:48Speaker 6: she's mad pregnant.
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: Dude, she's well really hot. Some dudes are in the
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: pregnant chicks.
- 1:31:53Speaker 7: Yeah, is it true that if you're pregnant you're not
- 1:31:56Speaker 7: supposed to drink coffee?
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: I recently heard that have caffeine. I didn't know sushi, right,
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: are jellymies? That's right?
- 1:32:06Speaker 6: Yeah, we're supposed to have sounds fun?
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: How do women do it?
- 1:32:10Speaker 6: I don't.
- 1:32:10Speaker 7: You got to give up coffee and drinking.
- 1:32:13Speaker 8: Andy and hair dye and nails.
- 1:32:17Speaker 2: In your own life and your free time. And I
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: mean that's what kids are. They take everything.
- 1:32:22Speaker 8: Yeah, you've never looked better, but you can't have your
- 1:32:24Speaker 8: hair and nails done?
- 1:32:26Speaker 7: Reason to live if you can't have coffee.
- 1:32:28Speaker 2: They take everything, but they give everything, Yeah, the same
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: way like ladies, A lot of your husbands all the time.
- 1:32:34Speaker 2: You know. It's like you lie to you lot to us,
- 1:32:36Speaker 2: the same way, and you do it with a good intention. No,
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: it's not a bad it's not a bad intention. By
- 1:32:41Speaker 2: it's good intention. Lie. Oh baby, you've never looked more beautiful? Good? Okay, Okay,
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: you can say on a straight face, that's good, that's good,
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: and then you both wink, honey, it's actually tighter. It's
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: better now, it's way better. Okay. I believe I got that.
- 1:32:57Speaker 6: People in.
- 1:33:00Speaker 2: Eight seven, send us a text over to two to
- 1:33:04Speaker 2: nine eight seven. We get some more Woodie show for you.
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: Next show, back to the Woody Show. So we were
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: talking about sleep, divorces ladies doesn't really go back to
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: how it was after you have a baby. Vaginally, we
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: were talking about a bunch of different ram things and
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: all involved you know, relationships and such. So we we
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: uh we know that steamboat williots Sammy's boyfriend didn't go
- 1:33:37Speaker 2: to the wedding with her. Yeah, yeah, that you that
- 1:33:39Speaker 2: you just went to let's see and then, dumbass Tyler,
- 1:33:45Speaker 2: are you still hanging out with that chick? Yeah? You
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: got that girlfriend? Still. I can't hear them. Hold on
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: all in there. Try now, let's see. Hello, munches come in.
- 1:33:58Speaker 2: It's not it's not working. I mean I want to
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: put him on blast. I don't know what happened, but
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: I did hang out with him and her. I don't
- 1:34:07Speaker 2: know something. Yeah. Yeah, Moregan was there too, sweet.
- 1:34:11Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like special.
- 1:34:13Speaker 2: She's not blind right now? Did she see did she
- 1:34:17Speaker 2: ever seeing eye? Dog with her? Cool?
- 1:34:19Speaker 6: I did notice her eyes. She has nice blue eyes.
- 1:34:23Speaker 9: Looked Tyler, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be weird when Helen Keller changed her
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: name to Helen Soda. Is that gonna be strange? Yeah,
- 1:34:31Speaker 2: that'd be a little weird. So how's that go? Is
- 1:34:33Speaker 2: I going? Well, that's going pretty good? Yeah? Yeah, I
- 1:34:35Speaker 2: think we're the football game? Was what date? Number?
- 1:34:38Speaker 6: Three times?
- 1:34:39Speaker 2: So he has Instagram official and stuff or no? Yeah.
- 1:34:43Speaker 4: Well here's the problem though, is he's spamming her with
- 1:34:45Speaker 4: all these high end menace inspired quite frankly dates.
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: What do you mean date a football game? Right? But
- 1:34:53Speaker 2: when paid for it? Exactly? Show party.
- 1:34:57Speaker 4: I understand what I'm saying is like, oh, splash and pass,
- 1:35:00Speaker 4: but the day to day Tyler is nothing like that.
- 1:35:03Speaker 8: He's spamming her.
- 1:35:06Speaker 2: Splash and pozzz. Yeah, this man makes a big splash.
- 1:35:11Speaker 2: You think I wear this train and don't have splash?
- 1:35:13Speaker 6: Hello? No, but I get what SeaBASS is saying. And
- 1:35:17Speaker 6: but I think a lot of us uh do this.
- 1:35:20Speaker 6: I mean we come in hot dude and do cool stuff.
- 1:35:23Speaker 6: Those we're first like dating somebody courting exactly that what
- 1:35:26Speaker 6: I'm saying, that's going to go away real fast. That's okay.
- 1:35:28Speaker 6: Then that's like every relationship.
- 1:35:31Speaker 2: Oh so like, uh but you hung out there? Does
- 1:35:33Speaker 2: she seem into it? Yeah, she's really cool. Morgan, she
- 1:35:36Speaker 2: seems she seems down, she seems into it.
- 1:35:39Speaker 9: Yeah, but it seems like y'all have been together for
- 1:35:41Speaker 9: a long time.
- 1:35:42Speaker 6: There was no like Now, this is what I'll say
- 1:35:44Speaker 6: about Tyler stuff. You know what I'm saying. Tyler is
- 1:35:47Speaker 6: a heavy Texter. So I'm sure there's been so much communication.
- 1:35:51Speaker 6: It's not like they like active. Yeah, but we're just
- 1:35:54Speaker 6: meeting for the first time.
- 1:35:55Speaker 8: You don't hold hands and stuff not.
- 1:35:58Speaker 2: I mean, we haven't really gotten that stage, jets. It's
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: a fourth day guy, it's a third d And then okay,
- 1:36:05Speaker 2: so we got a pretty good record on here. So
- 1:36:08Speaker 2: we got Sammy a boyfriend, you know, and then Tyler's
- 1:36:12Speaker 2: got a boy boyfriend out of it. Yeah, and then
- 1:36:17Speaker 2: Morgan got her boyfriend. Yeah, is that official? It's not anymore.
- 1:36:24Speaker 2: I wasn't sure what the official status of that was.
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: So Cabo is no more? No more big news too?
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: Is he hit her with oh trip to Cabo?
- 1:36:34Speaker 9: Right off the he treated me very well.
- 1:36:36Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, God forbid still be with him. You know what.
- 1:36:40Speaker 10: And people don't understand how how I work, But I
- 1:36:43Speaker 10: just don't have the time or you know, the effort
- 1:36:46Speaker 10: to give to something like he deserves to be someone
- 1:36:47Speaker 10: that has time for him.
- 1:36:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:36:51Speaker 9: Yeah, like I'll cry like it breaks my heart, but
- 1:36:54Speaker 9: he deserves better than me.
- 1:36:55Speaker 3: So him.
- 1:36:58Speaker 9: So everyone tells me I won't find another man.
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: So is this Okay?
- 1:37:01Speaker 9: Wait I don't think that's true.
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: But wait, so so you you wanted uh, you wanted
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: a boyfriend or you wanted a RelA relationship.
- 1:37:10Speaker 9: I wasn't looking for one. Know, I just had a
- 1:37:12Speaker 9: great time on the trip to Cobo.
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: Then, because like before, I say before Cobo, wasn't it
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: like we did that whole game when when's the last
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: time you hooked up? Remember? Yes? And she and she
- 1:37:21Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, she was in a drought. Yeah,
- 1:37:25Speaker 2: like Sammy was in a relationship drought, like she hadn't
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: been in like a boyfriend girlfriend relationship for like eight years,
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: but like Morgan was in like a pudding drought.
- 1:37:34Speaker 10: Because I don't I work and I work out and
- 1:37:36Speaker 10: that's all I do. Yeah, which is why I shouldn't
- 1:37:38Speaker 10: be dating.
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: And all of a sudden it went from like zero
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: to hero with a Cobo with that trip, like you
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: know best saying coming in it'd be a lot easier
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: if you just moved in.
- 1:37:47Speaker 9: That was discussed, but yeah, not the time for Yeah, so.
- 1:37:51Speaker 2: What are you guys moving in? You and what do
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: we what do we call it? Tyler's girlfriend nurse Jackie n.
- 1:37:57Speaker 9: Yeah, wasn't it dumb ass Tina?
- 1:38:00Speaker 2: That that's how someone suggested, Yeah, how's dumb ass Tina?
- 1:38:06Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: How's things?
- 1:38:07Speaker 6: Why you've been all shy? Tyler usually like still talkative, you.
- 1:38:11Speaker 5: Know what, I just this stuff from previous relationships. I've
- 1:38:14Speaker 5: just learned to just kind of keep it all to
- 1:38:16Speaker 5: myself and not really talk about it that much.
- 1:38:18Speaker 2: That's great for the radio. Well, you know what, I
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: do understand that you're both correct. You're both correct. Yeah,
- 1:38:26Speaker 2: I do understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand it. It's
- 1:38:29Speaker 2: not fun, but you get it, which you know actually,
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: now that that said, yeah, you can go anytime, you
- 1:38:35Speaker 2: can leave, taking up my time from morning or after
- 1:38:42Speaker 2: three dates or four dates and they're not even holding hands.
- 1:38:44Speaker 6: That's like, that's crazy, right, you're not holding hands? No,
- 1:38:47Speaker 6: just not.
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: It's because we asked.
- 1:38:51Speaker 5: I mean, there's been some relationships where we moved real quick,
- 1:38:53Speaker 5: and then there's been one where we didn't make it
- 1:38:55Speaker 5: official for like six months. I mean we we who
- 1:38:58Speaker 5: like we'll be in like exus before previous.
- 1:39:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:39:01Speaker 8: Do you feel like you're like buddies with this girl?
- 1:39:03Speaker 2: No, not buddies, just just like this one's just taking
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: a little more time. And yeah.
- 1:39:07Speaker 6: Also there's a big distance, and I mean same thing
- 1:39:10Speaker 6: with Cabbo and Morgan. There was a huge distance like
- 1:39:13Speaker 6: going back and forth.
- 1:39:14Speaker 9: Actually that was the main problem, is fay we were.
- 1:39:17Speaker 2: And then another thing is like.
- 1:39:20Speaker 6: What is this the eighties? Like you're holding hands after
- 1:39:23Speaker 6: the third date, like.
- 1:39:24Speaker 2: That could be hands My third day was like the
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: sex date. Yeah, but that was only hands in public
- 1:39:30Speaker 2: after the third date that Have you guys made out?
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: Have you kissed? Yeah? Kissed? Yeah, made out, but not
- 1:39:36Speaker 2: like I mean like made out. There's difference like a
- 1:39:38Speaker 2: kiss like you know, yeah, this kind of gross dumb
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: as they're making it out. They just had like a
- 1:39:42Speaker 2: couple of pecks here and.
- 1:39:45Speaker 6: No tongue No not yet what okay, tongue in your mouth?
- 1:39:49Speaker 9: Look at him?
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: Okay, here seemmy, I see you smiling and agreen with
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: me like holding hands after the third day. It's not
- 1:39:56Speaker 2: not at a romantic dinner.
- 1:39:57Speaker 6: You at a football game.
- 1:39:58Speaker 9: Yeah, true, Yeah, when you with people unnecessary one is that.
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: Stop sea bass. He's mister p d A.
- 1:40:03Speaker 4: First off, the chicks demand at number one, but number
- 1:40:10Speaker 4: are like dinners and clubs and stuff.
- 1:40:13Speaker 2: But again that's the third date. Those are like, so
- 1:40:15Speaker 2: you've been dating for exactly yeah, exactly Yeah, dumb ass Tina.
- 1:40:21Speaker 2: I don't know what name makes me laugh, It just goes.
- 1:40:23Speaker 2: I'm not going whoever did come up with that credit?
- 1:40:26Speaker 2: That was very great. Yeah, I mean she doesn't deserve it.
- 1:40:28Speaker 2: We don't even I mean menace now Morgan met her,
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: but yeah, we're not calling her a dumb as. You
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: earned the name. Yeah, with that that initial story where
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: he told us about how he was leasing a truck
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: for like eight hundred bucks a month with for like
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: one hundred months something insane?
- 1:40:46Speaker 8: Has it for work?
- 1:40:46Speaker 10: Oh?
- 1:40:47Speaker 5: No?
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: The yeah, so you earned your name. Yeah, she just
- 1:40:54Speaker 2: kind of got it by mistake or you know, by association,
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: I should say, sucks. Yeah, hold her.
- 1:41:00Speaker 8: Hands, I mean she grab her hand and see what
- 1:41:03Speaker 8: she does. She's not gonna recoil.
- 1:41:05Speaker 5: I mean probably we're supposed to about this weekend again,
- 1:41:07Speaker 5: so we'll see what happens.
- 1:41:08Speaker 2: She's waiting for you to do that it's just the
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: handholding day. Maybe she just loves McDonald's burps more. Yeah,
- 1:41:19Speaker 2: I can smell the onion.
- 1:41:21Speaker 4: Eight.
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: What is this thing that you had delivered? It's freaking
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: to drinks.
- 1:41:30Speaker 6: Menace, well, especially Nash was telling me about it.
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: Have I had it yet? I said no.
- 1:41:35Speaker 6: It is the spashly Pumpkins Airwon smoothie.
- 1:41:39Speaker 2: Okaywan, yeah, Oh that's a really fancy I don't know
- 1:41:44Speaker 2: why anybody ever steps foot in there. I no, like
- 1:41:47Speaker 2: you know, it's going to be a billion dollars for
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: no good reason.
- 1:41:50Speaker 6: See if there's a good reason. Every time somebody's visiting,
- 1:41:53Speaker 6: they always want to go.
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: So I take her.
- 1:41:54Speaker 7: Yeah, you hear about it. I want to see if
- 1:41:56Speaker 7: it's true.
- 1:41:57Speaker 6: Yeah, So I take them and get a movie.
- 1:42:00Speaker 8: Oh no, no, it's the goths smoothie gothsmoothie biemashing, specially pumpkins.
- 1:42:05Speaker 2: It definitely tastes healthy. It does you know what? Menace
- 1:42:08Speaker 2: is gonna hate it?
- 1:42:09Speaker 6: Okay, that's not bad.
- 1:42:10Speaker 9: It's some banana.
- 1:42:11Speaker 6: Uh huh.
- 1:42:12Speaker 8: It's black and blue.
- 1:42:13Speaker 6: It's cool looking.
- 1:42:15Speaker 7: There's a little bit of tang. Yeah, but then it
- 1:42:17Speaker 7: has a weird like healthy caribbe chocolate e oh god,
- 1:42:21Speaker 7: how much is this.
- 1:42:24Speaker 2: Individually?
- 1:42:25Speaker 6: Are the whole order?
- 1:42:26Speaker 2: No?
- 1:42:26Speaker 5: No?
- 1:42:27Speaker 2: Like, for how many ounces it at the.
- 1:42:29Speaker 6: Store, I was nineteen ninety five each.
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: God, it's eight gallons worth. Oh wait, yeah, it's like
- 1:42:37Speaker 2: nineteen bucks for this.
- 1:42:40Speaker 8: He also kind have shared one menace.
- 1:42:42Speaker 6: That's how aroin do what?
- 1:42:44Speaker 2: Yeah? I probably wouldn't sell to you if you were
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: going to share it. They like, you're not allowed to
- 1:42:48Speaker 2: share it? Now, that's crazy they have. I give them credit.
- 1:42:52Speaker 4: They have broken and unlocked the like basic bitch code
- 1:42:56Speaker 4: because girl, every girl I know that comes to town
- 1:42:58Speaker 4: and doesn't live where earwe is wants to go because
- 1:43:01Speaker 4: they see all the dumb influencers going to Arawanda.
- 1:43:03Speaker 8: I remember when a stinky little store that nobody cared
- 1:43:07Speaker 8: about when I started as like that stupid hippy kind
- 1:43:10Speaker 8: of healthy crap.
- 1:43:10Speaker 6: But they in there, but they rather lick a doll.
- 1:43:14Speaker 2: It's not good. It's not bad though, No, it's not good.
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: Really definitely.
- 1:43:19Speaker 8: I'm pleasantly surprised.
- 1:43:21Speaker 6: The weird chalky like the Hailey biaber one is way better.
- 1:43:27Speaker 2: Do we know?
- 1:43:28Speaker 8: Do we know what's in this?
- 1:43:29Speaker 6: I'm gonna looking up.
- 1:43:30Speaker 9: Yeah, I just looked it up.
- 1:43:31Speaker 11: It's organic almond milk, coconut water, and then several functional
- 1:43:36Speaker 11: and super food additives like that's the true Spiralina.
- 1:43:40Speaker 6: Okay, that's this is the healthiest thing Tyler's had in
- 1:43:45Speaker 6: five years.
- 1:43:46Speaker 8: I don't know, I don't know.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: How many US did you buy? Nine?
- 1:43:49Speaker 10: Nine?
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: Did you win the lottery?
- 1:43:53Speaker 6: When you start caring about money, somehow it just comes
- 1:43:57Speaker 6: back to you.
- 1:43:58Speaker 2: This is.
- 1:43:59Speaker 6: It's dude, it's weird. It does happen that way when
- 1:44:02Speaker 6: you stop focusing.
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: On it and just and you just spend all your
- 1:44:05Speaker 2: money on Arawanoo. If you just have fun? Is this
- 1:44:08Speaker 2: is what Dave Ramsey say, Just leave your life and
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: go to Dave ram Yeah, Dave Ramsey is a billionaire's fun.
- 1:44:16Speaker 8: But I think what they're saying is thank you, Yes,
- 1:44:19Speaker 8: thank you for the treat.
- 1:44:20Speaker 2: Yeah sucks, I mean thanks for getting it at Dave Ramsey. Yeah,
- 1:44:25Speaker 2: that's the guy that really came out with.
- 1:44:27Speaker 11: Yeah, it's pretty good. There's also peanut butter in it. Yeah,
- 1:44:30Speaker 11: banana dates.
- 1:44:31Speaker 9: It's not bad. Avocado.
- 1:44:33Speaker 6: You can either get out of debt or have an
- 1:44:35Speaker 6: aarrowan shape.
- 1:44:36Speaker 2: Yeah right, exactly what fun We're asking a dumb ass
- 1:44:43Speaker 2: Tyler about his Well, I don't call her girlfriend because
- 1:44:46Speaker 2: they even right as I said, good morning, what you show?
- 1:44:49Speaker 2: What are you saying all that with dumb ass Tyler's girlfriend,
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: dumbass Tina about her having a seeing eye dog and
- 1:44:56Speaker 2: stuff like that. Does his wife Jen have a guide
- 1:44:59Speaker 2: dog as well? Get it? No, I say that to
- 1:45:04Speaker 2: her all the time because my wife will go, oh
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: you're cute. I'm like, okay, going back that whole day
- 1:45:09Speaker 2: about how you lie the dude the same way dude
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: will lie to with good attention.
- 1:45:14Speaker 8: You don't think your wife thinks you're drafted.
- 1:45:17Speaker 2: I think she likes me as a person. I don't
- 1:45:19Speaker 2: think she I don't think she finds me to get
- 1:45:22Speaker 2: me some of that correct. Yeah, I think I think
- 1:45:25Speaker 2: the I think she likes my personality, believe it or not,
- 1:45:28Speaker 2: and that stuff helps women can see that.
- 1:45:33Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, that's well, they're emotional.
- 1:45:35Speaker 6: They're more emotional fantasizes about certain things like other.
- 1:45:39Speaker 2: People or something like or whatever. Oh yeah, absolutely, wouldn't you? Yeah?
- 1:45:45Speaker 2: Oh no, no question, no question question for everyone. Do
- 1:45:49Speaker 2: people still want to hold hands? They've had three dates,
- 1:45:52Speaker 2: they haven't held hands yet. Do people still want to
- 1:45:55Speaker 2: hold hands? Is that something you even want when you
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: get older, or don't you care about that? I only hands,
- 1:46:02Speaker 2: You've never cared.
- 1:46:03Speaker 7: I think it's fun. My issue with this whole thing.
- 1:46:05Speaker 7: I want to revisit this holding hands thing. It's not
- 1:46:07Speaker 7: that they were out of football game and it's the place.
- 1:46:10Speaker 7: It's that when it was brought up Morgan, were they
- 1:46:13Speaker 7: lovey dovey? You said no, they weren't even holding hands
- 1:46:15Speaker 7: or anything. And then Tyler's reaction to that was like
- 1:46:18Speaker 7: something outrageous, Got said, like holding hands it's only been
- 1:46:21Speaker 7: three dates, Like you're not orling after two dates?
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: Like what like holding is? You don't know?
- 1:46:30Speaker 6: It's just I'm not saying you're not hooking up in private? Yeah,
- 1:46:34Speaker 6: but like public displays of affection. I think that's you're
- 1:46:38Speaker 6: something that you're missing.
- 1:46:39Speaker 10: He said.
- 1:46:40Speaker 7: His reaction was it's only been three dates, Like how
- 1:46:43Speaker 7: out rageous would it be if you hands after three dates?
- 1:46:46Speaker 2: Were like that.
- 1:46:47Speaker 7: It's not where you're doing it or the act of
- 1:46:49Speaker 7: doing it, or do you want to do it. It's
- 1:46:51Speaker 7: the reaction to Hella prude like wow, like like is
- 1:46:56Speaker 7: this the nineteen twenties? Like you can't hold hands, can't
- 1:46:58Speaker 7: show your legs, at the This one came.
- 1:47:01Speaker 2: In my crush and I did the deed for the
- 1:47:03Speaker 2: very first time we were alone together. Indeed, is that
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: you're one of your pets?
- 1:47:08Speaker 8: Hate that? So when did you guys do the d.
- 1:47:12Speaker 6: Just the phrase, I mean, I like the sentiment.
- 1:47:18Speaker 2: I did the d the first time we were loan together,
- 1:47:20Speaker 2: and then we went on a couple of first dates
- 1:47:21Speaker 2: and got together. After that, I've been now we've been
- 1:47:24Speaker 2: married for the past five years and we have a
- 1:47:25Speaker 2: one year old.
- 1:47:27Speaker 9: I get it so reverse one night stand.
- 1:47:29Speaker 2: Yeah, and she says, I had to make sure that
- 1:47:31Speaker 2: I wasn't wasting my time, like.
- 1:47:33Speaker 8: You got to kick the tires. And that's the thing.
- 1:47:40Speaker 8: I don't know why it can't go both ways, Like
- 1:47:42Speaker 8: guys say that all the time. But girls, you want
- 1:47:44Speaker 8: to make sure if that's the one you're going to
- 1:47:46Speaker 8: be seeing that everything's in working order, that he knows
- 1:47:49Speaker 8: what to do with it. That's for the car fas exactly,
- 1:47:53Speaker 8: the car history, the driver history.
- 1:47:55Speaker 2: You want. You want to know what's going on. Now.
- 1:47:57Speaker 2: The next person we got to get set up on
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: something is going to be Manji. Yes, It's like Menji
- 1:48:00Speaker 2: is the one that we got to really find like
- 1:48:02Speaker 2: a lady for a right, double checking, double checking what
- 1:48:08Speaker 2: he wants. I don't want to say, Look, I don't
- 1:48:09Speaker 2: he hasn't been here that long. I don't want it
- 1:48:10Speaker 2: to I know he had a girlfriend, but maybe he's
- 1:48:12Speaker 2: moved on. Yeah, Greg had a wife at one point.
- 1:48:16Speaker 2: I moved on. Yea. So he'll be the next on
- 1:48:19Speaker 2: the uh on the Woody Show Love Connection sweet, Yeah
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: we'll get Yeah. Look, we've had pretty good luck other
- 1:48:25Speaker 2: than Cabo. That was fine. Yeah, that's Morgan. Morgan's one
- 1:48:30Speaker 2: was broken. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't common. Yeah, all right,
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- 1:50:18Speaker 7: If you get pulled over and the cop asks you
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- 1:50:21Speaker 7: them No, that's your job. Yeah, you hit her job, right,
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