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"I'm the crazy neighbor in this situation" · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Kyle tells about a big fight in the neighborhood with
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  Speaker 1: lawsuits and stuff and wanted to hear by crazy neighbor stories. Rob,
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  Speaker 1: what do you got?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I was listening you guys said crazy neighbors. I'm
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  Speaker 2: that bad neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're the bad neighbor. Yeah, what'd you do? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you a bad neighbor?
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  Speaker 2: I leave my trash cands out throughout the whole week.
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  Speaker 2: I pushed the limit when it comes to late night
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  Speaker 2: audience violations, like I party till I absolutely can't anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the one that keeps everyone up the neighborhood. I'm
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  Speaker 2: that guy.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you doing it on purposely? Do you not
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  Speaker 3: like your neighbors?
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  Speaker 2: I like the neighbor on the left, the one on
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  Speaker 2: the right kind of a jerk, so it's weird to
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  Speaker 2: get him.
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  Speaker 1: So you're staying up late just to mess with him much.
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  Speaker 2: Because I know he works over nights, so when he
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  Speaker 2: comes home, I'm already get ready to party.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's pretty diaballic be the peacemaker. No, he's
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  Speaker 3: a chaos.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I'm the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Do you rent or do you own?
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  Speaker 2: Act own my house?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Wow, man, see I wouldn't want to be the
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  Speaker 1: pain in the butt neighbor if I own, because now
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  Speaker 1: you're stuck there for the next thirty years.
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  Speaker 3: Are you hoping you can bother him so much that
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  Speaker 3: he moves?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because her dog has happened on my loan.
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  Speaker 1: Weal for like, yeah, it's the endless war we keep
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  Speaker 1: hearing about. That's you, Rob? Yep, all right, Hi, Kelly,
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  Speaker 1: tell us about this. You're calling in about misspeaking or
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  Speaker 1: saying something wrong? Right, Yes, what do you do? So?
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  Speaker 4: I've always been this way. I maybe I'm a little numb,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm not in touch with my emotions. It's hard
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  Speaker 4: for me to cry and sad things. And so basically,
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  Speaker 4: I have a really close girlfriend of mine, her mom
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  Speaker 4: passed away a couple of weeks ago, and she's aware
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  Speaker 4: of my my issues, if you want to call them that.
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  Speaker 4: And so she told me about her mom's passing, was
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  Speaker 4: coming from the funeral, and I gave her a hug
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  Speaker 4: in an attempt to console her, but of course I
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  Speaker 4: couldn't really feel anything, and so the awkwardness, the awkward
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  Speaker 4: chuckles came out, and I just feel terrible. She wasn't
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  Speaker 4: upset with me, but I just feel terrible that that's
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  Speaker 4: that's my response to something so sad. You know, it
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  Speaker 4: makes me laugh now and I still know it's not funny.
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  Speaker 1: But when did you say after it that's hilarious, because
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  Speaker 1: that would be very bad.
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't say that. It just came out. And
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  Speaker 4: she's like, she just she she numbed it out. She
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  Speaker 4: acted as if I didn't. And she didn't make me
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  Speaker 4: feel bad because she knows me. We've had so many
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  Speaker 4: conversations about this. We've been friends since we were in
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  Speaker 4: junior high school, so she's aware. She didn't get personal.
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  Speaker 4: But I just that's just a weird, weird thing, you know,
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  Speaker 4: that I experienced very often and actually, and a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people are put off by it. I find it
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  Speaker 4: funny that they're put off by and I find it
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  Speaker 4: funny that I laugh at things, but I also don't
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  Speaker 4: find it funny.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's good. It's a nervous habit, I guess. So
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  Speaker 1: someone drops something sad, you laugh, like, you know, here's
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  Speaker 1: a I got. We got a text about misspeaking, and
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  Speaker 1: this girl says, I worked at a movie theater and
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  Speaker 1: I went to go eat for lunch. I went to
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  Speaker 1: eat lunch and the person brought me my food and
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  Speaker 1: I said, enjoy your movie.
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  Speaker 4: No laughing at a funeral?
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  Speaker 1: No, I know.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I laugh, like when somebody asks me
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  Speaker 5: a super serious question, like I can't I can't keep
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  Speaker 5: a straight face and then it looks like I'm lying and.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not lying.
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  Speaker 3: Is it always just like an awkward laugh?
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  Speaker 6: Or is it like you can't really literally like feel
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  Speaker 6: the emotions, because I just looked it up and it
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  Speaker 6: says not being able to feel or identify emotions is
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  Speaker 6: actually called alexithemia, and it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, like literally it's called emotional blindness.
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  Speaker 6: It's a thing like a lot of people people or
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  Speaker 6: not a lot of people, but other people also kind
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  Speaker 6: of go through this.
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  Speaker 5: Is it only when they're sad or is it can
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  Speaker 5: they not feel happy emotions either? Are they just like no, it.
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  Speaker 6: Just means like they have no words for emotions.
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  Speaker 1: No words.
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  Speaker 4: One's said, Yeah, it's mostly when people are set other emotions,
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  Speaker 4: I can, I can feel a little bit better, but
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  Speaker 4: it's like when things are like really really sad, I
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  Speaker 4: can't help but chuckle because.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I just want to light light in a moment.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. What it is, really really guilty.
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  Speaker 1: This could be your villain origin story.
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  Speaker 2: It starts right here.
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  Speaker 1: But do you chuckle and then cover your mouth like
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  Speaker 1: you didn't mean to laugh?
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  Speaker 4: Like it's just something exactly that.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Kyle said. It's elementmosis say emotional blank yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I Kelly, Well, thanks for calling
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  Speaker 2: In, Thanks, thank you a great day, you too,