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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Jameis Winston Never Disapoints!!! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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I am less than twenty-four hours away from
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vacation,
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meaning no work for eight freakin' days.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit movies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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have a little extra gusto today because
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like i only have four more hours of
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work to get out of my workplace for
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eight days so i got a little more
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juice in the in the tank man love
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to see it love to see it good
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deal brother yes tessa yes cowboy and me
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singing
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Scott doing his Andrea Botticelli
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impression.
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Ooh, that was operatic.
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Thank you very much.
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Because opera is definitely my favorite
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style of music.
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It's jazz and then opera.
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Like, it's right there.
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It's pretty much like one and one A.
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I wasn't going to talk about this,
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but I got to talk about this.
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So like, so I'm,
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I'm on day of my lessons straight.
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Oh yeah.
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My drum lessons.
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Right.
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And every day I feel like I'm getting
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better.
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And so every day is three different
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classes.
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And, and the first two,
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you feel like I'm, I'm,
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I'm nailing this thing.
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And in the third class, every single day,
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they hit you with something that you're
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like, son of a bitch.
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what is this yeah you're just like good
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gravy and uh absolutely and so now i'm
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actually learning a song i don't think
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it's a real song i think they made
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it up themselves it's very simple it's
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just like the money groove over and over
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again on different parts of the drum but
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the transition is a um there it is
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The transition is like you have to crash
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the cymbal and then get back to the
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groove on a different part of the drum.
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And like yesterday,
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I had like eighteen left feet and the
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transitions were not going well.
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And this morning I decided on my break,
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I'd come down and just rerun that class
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again.
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All of a sudden today, magic.
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I love it.
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It just all of a sudden it went
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like,
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and it reminds me a lot of CrossFit
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when you first start and like trying to
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learn like the overhead squat and you've
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got to do like,
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eighteen different things to make this
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overhead squat successful.
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And if you don't do one of the
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eighteen right, it's done.
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Show me your armpits.
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Lock out your arms.
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Make sure your back's straight.
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Like, lumbar curve.
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Squat.
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Spin your... Oh, man.
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All the things going on.
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I would probably akin it to trying to
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figure out double unders.
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Because that's what it would equate as far
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as I'm concerned.
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Like...
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Okay, so I know you've been jumping rope.
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Now what I want you to do is
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spin it under your feet twice.
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I'm sorry, do what?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, you heard me.
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You're going to jump once,
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rope goes twice.
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Oh.
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And in the same manner,
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like once you get it once and you
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know what it's supposed to feel like,
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then all of a sudden you're like,
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why was it so hard?
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Well, yeah, first bar muscle up.
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Right.
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First double under, right?
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You get, okay.
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Now I know like what the jump's supposed
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to feel like,
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what the whip of my wrist is supposed
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to feel like.
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Now it comes better, right?
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And it's the same way with the drums.
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It's knowing like what limb do I lead
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with on this beat to get it to
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then get into what the muscle memory takes
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over.
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But anyway, I'm having a ball with it,
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dude.
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I'm so glad I did this because it's
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giving me so much fun.
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And it's way cheaper than a convertible.
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Way, way cheaper than a convertible.
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And way, way cheaper than more Legos.
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Yes.
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Good Lord, yes.
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Oh,
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did you see the thing I sent earlier
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about Legos?
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I just like,
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so Corey sent me a thing this morning.
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It was on Instagram that people are trying
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to find ways to buy whatever Lego kit
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they buy, whether it's a flower,
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whether it's a Jeep, whether it's a,
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a Pelican,
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I don't like the statue of Liberty.
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You somehow can convert that to the
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millennium Falcon.
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They can blame Falcon out of whatever kit
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you got.
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Way too much time on their hands.
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Absolutely agreed.
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Absolutely agreed.
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I just thought it was cool because I
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was like, they're Legos.
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They're building blocks.
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I know that you bought it because it's
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supposed to be a thing,
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but you can technically make whatever the
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hell you want.
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I don't know if you know how Legos
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work,
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but you can do whatever the fuck you
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want with them.
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My thing is like,
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some of them came out like they look
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like the Millennium Falcon.
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Others look like a Teemu version of the
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Millennium Falcon.
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And do I really want to waste my
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kit to make it look like that shitty
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version of the Millennium Falcon you came
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up with?
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Well, yeah.
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I mean,
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this is people who watch the Lego movie
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like entirely too many times.
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You're like,
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I can make anything out of anything.
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I'm a master builder.
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And just go ahead and just go,
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I can make the Millennium Falcon out of
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whatever I wanted to.
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Yeah, when the satellite is now a flower,
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it just doesn't have the same effect.
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It just doesn't quite, yeah.
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The Lego PS One looking good, though.
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I have the Nintendo.
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It was not an easy build.
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It's like right there.
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Really?
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It's a rectangle.
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How is it not that hard,
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that easy to do?
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So the TV, actually,
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you can hit a crank and it will
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move the screen.
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Oh, okay.
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And Mario will like jump.
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Yeah, that's the part that got.
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And the legs of the TV somehow do
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not stick well.
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And every time I pick it up,
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the legs fall off.
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And then I'm like trying to balance it
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and get the legs back on.
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Our pet's heads are falling off!
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And then I had this wise idea to
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add lights to it that actually play the
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theme music and everything.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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Dumb.
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Literally, I am done.
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I have like three non-built Legos.
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I think that is it unless F-One comes
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out with new cars.
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Oh,
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you can pretty much bet they're going to
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come out with new cars at some point.
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Yes, retired Steve.
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But go ahead.
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I was gonna say yes, retired Steve,
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that is the Breaking Bad RV.
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Complete with meth lab meth lab inside the
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way this thing's amazing.
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And trays of blue meth on the outside.
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Yep.
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Uh, reading done Lego done.
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Yep.
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I'm eliminating things from my life.
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Mark Phillips.
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One thing at a time.
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One thing at a time.
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It gives me a headache.
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It's no longer worth my time reading.
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That's it right out.
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Sorry.
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You take your reader's digest and put it,
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send it back to the return to sender
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and Legos,
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which I've spent an absurd amount of money
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on putting stuff together.
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Nope.
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Not doing that anymore.
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What do you have?
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That's not, that's unbuilt.
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That's at the house.
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So I have the Batman tumbler.
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I have a Jeep that I've had a
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while and just haven't put together yet.
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It's a big one,
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so it's going to take a little bit
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longer.
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And then I have like a nineteen sixties
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Ferrari.
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Nice.
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Nineteen sixty five Ferrari GTV,
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two seventy five GTV.
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I'm not sure it's that specific model,
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but sure.
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That would be the one from Ferris Bueller.
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Retired Steve,
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it has Walt in his underwear.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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They spared no expense.
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I will say it is not a commissioned
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Lego product.
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Spare no expense.
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Because I don't think Lego would endorse
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the Breaking Bad.
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Probably not so much the meth lab part
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of it.
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Now,
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I do believe it is for children six
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and up.
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Well, there you go.
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We had to talk about that when it
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came out.
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Yeah.
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Uh, I got many Lego plants.
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It's sincerely getting a bit out of hand,
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but I'm also not stopping anytime soon
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yet.
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That's the problem.
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Like,
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so my big thing is I have a
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lot of Batman stuff and I have a
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lot of F one stuff.
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Those are kind of the two realms that
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I really dive into a lot.
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And then I found ways to hang them
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on the wall.
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So like in our guest room,
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I have the entire F one lineup and
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I have a bunch of Batman cars on
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the wall.
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That's fantastic.
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Come stay in Scott's Lego room.
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That would be a feature if you had
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a, like, you know,
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people rent rooms out on, uh, well,
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what is it?
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Yes.
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Yep.
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No more.
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No more Legos.
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No more.
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Yeah.
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No more bricks.
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No more Legos.
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Uh,
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Oh, good Lord.
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Walk it out.
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Why is it not coming to mind?
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So a fake savant, uh,
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Brixels are terrible.
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You are correct.
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I have both the beaver stadium from Penn
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state and I have soldier field from,
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for the bears and the pirate parrot and
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a pirate helmet.
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They're all awful.
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but um so on air if you could
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if you were renting out your your spare
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room on airbnb you could market it as
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the lego room and people would come want
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to stay in that with the last place
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we stayed um for legends last year in
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in arizona was the uh it was covered
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in gnomes there were gnomes inside there
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were gnomes outside hell no um i don't
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even know creepy gnomes looking at me
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there was
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There was one that was legitimately four
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feet tall outside by the pool in the
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backyard.
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So a gnome taller than an actual gnome?
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Yes.
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The problem is that while we were looking
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for it, Jennifer just said,
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you just book something.
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And I went, okay.
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Careful what you wish for there.
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It was nice.
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It was ten minutes from the venue.
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So I'm going to tell Mr.
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DeLapp this one thing.
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For the final time,
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I am not a boomer.
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I am a Gen Xer.
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Yeah, same.
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I am a Gen Xer boomer.
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For sure.
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For sure.
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For sure.
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All the way.
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Oh, look at that.
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Mr. C.J.
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DePalma.
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Scott says, no to neoms.
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You know.
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You know.
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You know.
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C.J., I am not a boomer.
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No.
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You have to be a hell of a
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lot of a boomer at this point.
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It's just because we're old enough to
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bitch about shit, CJ.
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That's really the only qualifying factor
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at this point.
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Congratulations on nailing that guy right
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there, Mr. Tristan Patrick,
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brand new coach for WOD Prep.
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Yep.
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One of the best in the business.
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It doesn't surprise me at all.
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You two philosophically mesh so well.
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It only makes sense.
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Absolutely.
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Great hire.
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Both have a very short tolerance for
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bullshit.
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And if you don't know who Tristan is,
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he's been featured in a couple of my
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documentaries.
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Um, the,
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I did an all access with Kelly Baker
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and Emily Rolfe and Jamie Latimer and, uh,
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and Tristan was coach for Kelly Baker at
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the time.
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And then we did the behind the scenes
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with how to can you,
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and at that time she,
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he was her coach.
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So yeah, he's been featured in a lot.
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He,
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him and I have had a lot of
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conversations,
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a lot of conversations about how weekends
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are going.
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So if that's the case,
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then are we showcasing the athletes or are
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we showcasing Tristan at this point?
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Because he's like the one continuing
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factor in all of this.
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I thought it was a coincidence,
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but maybe I just have a crush on
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Tristan.
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Oh, Coach Krispy Kreme.
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And the year with Kelly Baker was the
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wildest year.
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because she was cut and then she was
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not cut and one of my favorite interviews
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then she almost got cut and non-cut a
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second time yes it's my fate one of
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my favorite interviews when she said when
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she said i i thought i was out
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so i went had a beer and a
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burger last night and then like the next
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event the next morning like she came out
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crushed it was outstanding i remember that
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uh clearly
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My favorite video of that year was they
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ran the five K and or the four
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point six K, whatever it was.
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Kelly,
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Kelly entered North Park and she swung
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wider than everybody and just hit the jets
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and passed like five people going down.
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Going down the football field at North
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Park.
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It was awesome.
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I'm going to clear these folks right
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quick.
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I'm coming in hot.
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other video from her because nothing she
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makes nothing easy it was the final event
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at the west coast semi-final final lap and
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she has to carry a sandbag down the
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floor she dropped it tripped over it and
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all she had to really do is finish
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to make the games and then because of
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that it was all up in the air
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whether she made it or not
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Nothing easy, baby.
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Nothing easy.
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Nobody wants to do anything easy.
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CJ, I like you.
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I'll be honest with you.
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I only was made aware of you a
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couple years ago, like two years ago,
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right before the Masters Games in
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Columbus.
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And now I'm very well aware of you
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as my producer is your client.
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And I know a lot of other people
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in this chat that are your clients.
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And so, yeah,
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maybe there is a future to do a
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documentary on some of those athletes.
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Tristan does sound like a leading man in
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a soap opera.
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He brings the drama.
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I can see the camera cutting to him
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right before you go to commercial,
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and he's just making like a blue steel.
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All right,
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before we dive into some of the CrossFit
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stuff, you know,
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the one thing I love more,
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the one thing I will never cut out
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of my life, like books and Legos,
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is Jameis Winston.
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Oh, God, yes.
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Yes.
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i can't get enough of james winston i'd
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send it in the lunch group chat vicky
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if you could pull it up bro it's
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so good it's actually an interview with
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cam scataboo it's actually a camp he just
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happens to be in the background
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somebody was saying like he's just using
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the whole bottle like he's just if you're
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out of trouble yeah i have it on
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my on my laptop i can pull it
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up real quick i don't know if that
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was a one second or yep here we
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go
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Oh,
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I think we just went on top of
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each other.
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There we go.
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So I will.
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I don't know if you guys can see
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this.
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I don't know which one of us.
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Okay, it's me.
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Sorry.
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This is an interview with Cam Scataboo.
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And in the background,
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you see Jameis Winston.
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And I will hit play.
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And he is cloning himself like five
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million times.
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And the people on Get Up were saying,
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you know that's expensive cologne,
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so he probably doesn't need more than like
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two squirts.
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But he's going to town on the cologne.
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And then the best response was,
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he's cloning himself up in the background,
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and you know Cam Scadaboo hasn't showered
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in a month.
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Look, Cam's still in pads and sweating.
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Jameis has clearly,
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like he didn't got out to shower,
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he ain't got dressed, all that shit.
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Cam's going home in his pads.
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God, that's good.
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I think we showed it on the show,
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the free crab leg commercial that he did.
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It's so good.
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It's so good.
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He's a free, right?
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Free not enough.
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Free not enough, baby.
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I just cannot get enough Jameis Winston.
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That is my dude.
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I was in Tallahassee when he was at
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Florida State.
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Yeah.
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His character arc is insane.
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It's absolutely insane because, yeah,
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he's basically a football priest at this
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point.
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He's praying with everybody,
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whether they want him to or not,
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on the field, during games,
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after the games.
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He's probably praying while he's putting
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on that cologne right there,
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which more power to him, man.
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Knock yourself out.
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You can't not like him at this point.
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I'm sorry.
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You just can't.
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Because it's not put on.
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It's obvious that it's not put on.
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He's just walking around loving life.
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So he got in trouble at Florida State
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for two things.
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One, for stealing crab legs,
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which I do not blame him for.
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If I'm a college kid and the lady
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behind the counter at Publix hands me some
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crab legs, probably going to go home.
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And if you've ever watched the hard knocks
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that Jameson was in and Tampa Bay,
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that kid grew up poor.
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Like as poor as poor can be.
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I don't think he had indoor plumbing.
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And so, like,
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someone gives me some free crab legs,
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sure, I'm going to take it.
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Now,
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he did do another thing where he stood
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up at the lunch hall at FSU and
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yelled obscenities about women.
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Probably shouldn't have done that.
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I would say, yeah.
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Probably should have done that.
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Ought not.
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Ought not to do that.
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Yeah, that's probably a thing.
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I would say so.
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But ever since then,
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he has been nothing but a good dude.
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Yeah.
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Learn from that mistake.
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And he has been a good dude.
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Retired Steve,
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he might be spraying that at Cam.
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That is probably the guess.
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Cam, Mel Cam, more than likely.
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I saw something about Cam earlier that
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said that pretty sure that he was born
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with CTE and every hit that he takes
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takes a little bit of it away.
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That's why he runs the thing.
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So he's like the Benjamin Button of CTE?
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He's the Benjamin Button of CTE,
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absolutely.
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So I'm going to go ahead and write
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that down and put my name next to
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it.
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Cam Scadaboo is the Benjamin Button of
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CTE.
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David Reed, there are semantics in this.
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He did not steal the crab legs.
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He was given them by the lady behind
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the counter at Publix.
21:28
She thought she was doing him a favor.
21:31
I guarantee it.
21:32
She thought she was, she would, oh yeah,
21:34
nobody's going to care.
21:35
It's Cam.
21:36
He's the, uh, excuse me.
21:38
It's, it's my brain.
21:40
Uh, it's Jamis.
21:41
He's the quarterback.
21:42
He's doing, you know,
21:44
he's bringing Florida state to back to the
21:46
glory days and all that stuff.
21:47
I'm just going to give him some stuff.
21:51
Yeah, exactly.
21:53
He didn't steal.
21:54
They gave him free shit all the time.
21:56
Finally, Publix got grumpy.
21:57
Somebody at Publix saw it,
22:00
didn't appreciate it,
22:01
and then they sold him out.
22:03
David Reed, I am telling you,
22:05
every freaking Buckeye around this town
22:08
goes to Wendy's, gets free burgers.
22:10
They go to McDonald's and gets free shit.
22:13
They go to Macy's and get free shit.
22:17
You think if...
22:22
If anybody that got a recognizable face
22:24
that plays for LSU Tigers goes to a
22:26
sit-down restaurant,
22:27
they paying for their meal?
22:29
No, it's not happening.
22:31
They can go sit in any one of
22:32
these places around here.
22:34
As long as they're not going to the
22:36
dorm, they can go out to eat.
22:38
I guarantee you they get their meal
22:40
comped.
22:41
You think Jeremiah Smith has paid for
22:43
anything in three years?
22:44
Hell no.
22:46
Yeah.
22:47
When I was a swimmer at Ohio State
22:49
my freshman year,
22:51
They gave us clothes to wear.
22:53
You got better seats at restaurants.
22:56
If you had your OSU stuff on,
23:01
you got anything you wanted.
23:03
And that's why I always say, like,
23:05
if you're a college athlete,
23:06
treat the fans with respect.
23:09
Because if you do,
23:11
you will never have to pay for anything
23:12
in this town ever again.
23:14
Nope.
23:16
Like Leonard Fournette showing that like
23:19
handing down his jersey to the next player
23:21
at LSU and embracing the LSU Tigers all
23:25
the time.
23:26
Like Leonard Fournette is a god now.
23:28
And Joe Burrow talking about his time
23:31
there is never going to have to pay
23:33
for anything in Louisiana ever again.
23:35
No, this is good.
23:37
I don't know if for the for the
23:40
non tattooed crowd out there.
23:43
Tattoos are expensive.
23:44
They are extremely expensive.
23:47
So when you see college kids out there
23:50
and they are inked up from with full
23:53
sleeves, shit on their chest, their back,
23:56
all this other stuff,
23:57
they didn't pay for none of that.
23:59
They rolled up to the tattoo shop.
24:01
They knew they could go to.
24:03
Hey, man, I want to get this done.
24:04
And they either charge them nothing or
24:07
they charge them close to nothing for it
24:09
because they're walking advertisements at
24:11
that point.
24:14
here's another point to that too.
24:17
I don't blame the tattoo shop, right?
24:19
No.
24:20
I got my tattoo at the same place
24:22
that Justin Fields got his.
24:24
Right.
24:25
Because he was a Chicago bear at the
24:26
time.
24:27
And I wanted my tattoo done by the
24:29
same artist that did his.
24:31
Yeah.
24:33
You looked at it and you went,
24:34
that looks, that first of all,
24:35
it looks good.
24:36
And so clearly dude knows what he's doing
24:38
and you work on Chicago bears.
24:39
I'm a Chicago bear fan.
24:41
I'm going to you.
24:43
yeah it's marketing and so that how much
24:47
business has that tattoo shop owner got
24:51
because more than a little right because
24:55
he was known as the guy who did
24:56
justin fields and he did chase young and
24:58
he like he could list the buckeyes that
25:01
he had um tattooed yeah so yeah
25:12
People giving professional athletes free
25:13
meal and other things blows my mind.
25:15
People make way too much money to be
25:16
given so much stuff for free.
25:19
They're not asking for it for free, Stan.
25:21
That's the difference.
25:23
Nine times out of ten, I would,
25:25
let me not say nine times,
25:26
probably seven times out of ten,
25:27
they're just going in and they just want
25:29
to go and sit down and eat and
25:30
do whatever.
25:31
But people see them, they recognize them,
25:34
and if they're fans,
25:37
then it's a whole different ballgame at
25:39
that point.
25:40
I get three hours of enjoyment most of
25:42
the time every Sunday watching my Chicago
25:45
Bears.
25:46
Yeah.
25:46
I get three hours every Saturday watching
25:48
Penn State.
25:50
If I see a player and I'm hanging
25:52
out, sometimes it's just a thank you.
25:54
Like, hey, let me pick up that coffee.
25:56
Hey, let me pick up that lunch.
25:59
Yep.
26:01
Yeah, well, this is different.
26:04
This is different, Stan.
26:05
This I understand.
26:06
If you come in here and you act
26:08
like I'm supposed to give you something
26:10
for free, then yeah, you can get bent.
26:13
That's not going to happen.
26:15
My least favorite thing that is said by
26:17
a pro athlete or someone who thinks
26:19
they're famous is,
26:20
don't you know who I am?
26:22
The minute you say that, get bent.
26:25
Pound rocks, all that stuff.
26:27
That's my favorite.
26:28
Don't you know who I am?
26:29
Do you know who I am?
26:31
Like, that's my go-to.
26:34
No.
26:34
Why?
26:35
Do you know who I am?
26:36
Like,
26:36
are we having that kind of conversation
26:38
right now?
26:40
Fergie's got it down, man.
26:42
I get excited when the lunch lady gives
26:43
me an extra slice of Texas toast at
26:45
the commissary.
26:46
And she's probably giving you a little
26:47
wink and a smile too, buddy.
26:49
Let me tell you something.
26:50
When I get nuggets from Chick-fil-A that's
26:54
supposed to be an eight count and there's
26:57
nine in there, I am over the moon.
27:02
And I didn't even do that on purpose.
27:05
Right.
27:06
I'm like, bro,
27:07
I got nine nuggets in my, in my,
27:08
in my, uh, in my, my I'm, I'm,
27:11
I'm flipping out.
27:13
I love that kind of stuff.
27:17
Yeah,
27:17
that commissary lunch lady's calling him
27:19
baby too.
27:20
Here you go, baby.
27:21
Here you go, baby.
27:23
To be fair,
27:24
and I know Fergie's not from around here,
27:26
but we call everybody baby over here.
27:27
It don't much matter.
27:28
That lady at the grocery store checks me
27:30
out in the morning and says,
27:31
you have a good day, baby.
27:32
You too, baby.
27:33
We just walk out.
27:34
That's a Southern thing all the way
27:36
through and through.
27:38
Dude,
27:38
the extra fries from Five Guys is so
27:40
good.
27:41
And all it is is an illusion.
27:43
It's the same size all the time.
27:44
But because it's out of the little
27:46
container and in the bag, you think, wow,
27:49
I got extra.
27:50
Yeah.
27:53
And that Mr.
27:54
Doug Reed would Texas toast is always
27:57
something to get excited about.
27:58
That is correct.
28:01
That is how I met my wife.
28:03
You met your wife through Texas toast.
28:06
So I was a short order cook at
28:08
a diner.
28:09
She would come in for all you can
28:10
eat spaghetti night.
28:12
And I would give her an extra piece
28:14
of garlic, Texas toast on the side.
28:20
And now look at you.
28:21
And now, thirty years later.
28:23
Thirty years, baby.
28:25
Thirty years later.
28:27
All it took was some bread.
28:29
Which, to be fair,
28:30
I would follow people home for bread.
28:31
I'm a big bread fan.
28:32
If it's warm and fresh.
28:35
A little crusty.
28:38
Absolutely.
28:39
Free meals are fine.
28:40
It's when UNC gave cars and houses to
28:42
basketball players across the line.
28:44
Listen,
28:45
those colleges are making millions and
28:48
billions of dollars.
28:50
And those kids were basically free
28:53
entertainment.
28:56
If Brian Bosworth drove off in a brand
28:58
new Corvette, so be it.
29:01
Reggie Bush got a house for his parents,
29:03
so be it.
29:05
Now we look at it,
29:06
and we're paying ten million dollars,
29:08
twelve million dollars to a bad
29:10
quarterback at Michigan.
29:16
One of the biggest bullets LSU ever dodged
29:18
in the past five to ten years.
29:20
I can promise you that much.
29:22
If Chick-fil-A had Texas Toast, man,
29:24
they'd have a daily customer.
29:26
If Chick-fil-A had Texas Toast,
29:28
they'd print money.
29:29
They already print money,
29:31
but they would be printing even more money
29:33
if they had Texas Toast.
29:35
There'd be a line on Sundays waiting for
29:37
them to open on Monday.
29:38
Yeah,
29:38
if you would be camping out in the
29:40
parking lot.
29:42
Y'all serving that Texas toast for
29:44
breakfast?
29:44
I need some of that with some eggs
29:46
on it.
29:48
They used to make the best breakfast
29:50
burritos.
29:51
They still do.
29:54
They've changed them up a little bit.
29:59
It's still the best ones I've ever had.
30:01
The only ones that ever came close to
30:03
that was a Sonic Breakfast Burrito.
30:04
If you've ever had a Sonic Breakfast
30:06
Burrito, I have not.
30:09
Outstanding.
30:10
They put jalapenos in it.
30:12
That's probably what sent it over the edge
30:13
for me, but good night.
30:15
That was good stuff.
30:17
The problem with Raising Cane's Texas
30:19
Toast... I'm sorry.
30:21
Raising Cane's is straight up Louisiana
30:23
stuff.
30:24
The problem with Raising Cane's Texas
30:26
Toast...
30:27
Is that they charge you for an extra
30:28
piece unless you swap it out.
30:30
Like if you swap,
30:31
you can do it and do the whole
30:32
swap thing.
30:34
But the problem is, is that raising canes,
30:36
it's not actually,
30:37
it's not actually a problem with their
30:38
Texas.
30:38
So it was,
30:39
is that their chicken fingers used to be,
30:43
like legitimately sized.
30:45
And as the years have gone by,
30:47
like the pretty short chickens are still
30:48
the same size,
30:50
but yet the strips that we get from,
30:53
uh,
30:54
from raising canes have gotten smaller and
30:56
smaller and the price has gone higher and
30:58
higher.
30:59
They've gone from a finger to a thumb.
31:01
It's ridiculous, dude.
31:02
It's absolutely ridiculous.
31:03
I would even say a pinky almost.
31:06
It's actually, it's absolutely insane.
31:09
Uh,
31:09
the best is an extra breaded chicken
31:11
tender at the golden Coral.
31:14
I don't think I've ever had breaded
31:16
chicken tenders at the Golden Corral.
31:18
You didn't go get your protein,
31:19
your ninety grams of protein?
31:20
I don't even know if there's one around
31:22
here, dude.
31:22
At the buffet?
31:23
At the buffet, baby.
31:25
At the buffet.
31:26
The Golden Corral.
31:29
I really don't know if there's a Golden
31:30
Corral around.
31:31
There might be one in Baton Rouge.
31:32
I know there used to be for sure.
31:34
Now you got me Googling it.
31:38
Well, speaking of all this advertising,
31:41
I don't know if you saw...
31:42
But there's a little dust-up about Sidney
31:45
Sweeney doing an ad for a sports website.
31:49
Oh, is there?
31:49
I hadn't heard.
31:51
Do you know what's crazy?
31:54
I've yet to see the actual ad.
31:57
really i've only ever seen all the
32:00
response videos yeah uh savant played the
32:03
whole thing this morning in pieces as he
32:06
stopped and talked over it because he had
32:08
no idea what the hell it was actually
32:09
supposed to be for which to be fair
32:11
if you're watching it with no volume on
32:13
it's really hard to tell what the hell
32:14
she's talking about um but you're not i
32:23
Here's the fun part.
32:24
I found out this this morning.
32:25
She's actually a part owner in the sports
32:28
betting app thing.
32:31
Of course she is.
32:33
So of course she is.
32:34
So whatever they are,
32:39
I would say whatever they're paying her,
32:41
but she's part owner in the company.
32:42
So she was probably like, hey,
32:44
why don't I just do this ad?
32:45
There it is.
33:03
okay yeah so what is crazy is and
33:10
i put this on on hiller's video i
33:13
i commented on it that one
33:16
we are just all these women that are
33:18
bitching about it are just feeding the
33:20
monster.
33:21
That is the marketing campaign.
33:24
Because at the time that Hiller put us
33:26
video yesterday,
33:27
the actual ad only had eight hundred
33:29
thousand views,
33:30
but yet all the response videos had
33:33
millions upon millions.
33:34
Yeah.
33:36
Right.
33:37
Doubling and tripling down.
33:39
So you're just feeding into that monster.
33:42
Second,
33:44
I don't know if you know this,
33:45
but there's this place in Nevada that's
33:47
really famous for sports betting.
33:52
I've heard of it.
33:53
I think I've heard of it.
33:54
It's called Las Vegas.
33:55
And they're known for something else as
33:56
well.
33:57
And that is showgirls.
33:59
Vegas, you say?
34:01
Yep.
34:02
And so there may be a correlation between
34:05
sports betting and scantily clad women.
34:12
What an odd concept.
34:15
What an odd concept.
34:16
Let me ask you something.
34:17
When we were growing up and print media
34:22
was still a thing,
34:23
what was your favorite Sports Illustrated
34:25
issue?
34:29
I don't want to say just because it
34:30
always happens that it's right, but yeah,
34:32
the Swimsuit Edition,
34:34
its numbers were way higher than every
34:37
other issue the rest of the year.
34:39
I wonder why that is.
34:43
What's the best way to get a man
34:44
to buy a calendar to put on the
34:46
wall?
34:49
Again,
34:49
I don't want to feed into the stereotypes
34:52
of the past.
34:53
I want to say that in this case,
34:55
in this case,
34:57
marketing analytics would tell you that
35:00
you correlate these things and you're
35:02
going to have success.
35:04
Absolutely.
35:05
Add on the fact that everybody's going to
35:07
be pissed and everybody's going to want to
35:09
have their say.
35:12
And it's going to be shared and saved
35:14
and posted five billion times more than
35:18
you could ever get it on your own.
35:22
Super easy.
35:24
Like it's the easiest thing in the world.
35:29
I don't understand the outrage or the fake
35:31
outrage.
35:31
I really, really don't get it.
35:32
It's not bothering you.
35:33
It's not affecting your life one way or
35:35
another.
35:36
I don't.
35:37
None of those pictures does she look like
35:39
she's athletically playing a sport.
35:41
Not even close.
35:42
I don't think she's setting back tennis,
35:44
basketball, hockey, or any of those.
35:48
She is selling an app to bet on
35:50
the sport.
35:52
And who does most of sports betting?
35:56
Degenerates.
36:00
A.K.A.
36:01
men.
36:04
There's a there's a there's an episode of
36:07
The Simpsons.
36:07
I will never, ever forget.
36:08
He goes into that store and while he's
36:11
waiting,
36:12
like he's getting a burrito microwave for
36:15
him.
36:15
He gets a pen and it's a novelty
36:18
pen where you click it and chicks clothes
36:21
come off.
36:23
And he's watching it and he's got like
36:25
one point.
36:25
He's got five of them going at the
36:26
same time.
36:27
He looks at it and goes,
36:28
you know who would love this?
36:30
Men.
36:30
And I feel the exact same way about
36:37
that.
36:37
Like, it's not for you.
36:40
Leave it alone.
36:42
Because all you're doing is what, no,
36:44
because all they're doing is exactly what
36:45
you said.
36:46
It's like,
36:47
I'm going to go make this response video.
36:48
People are going to hear what I got
36:49
to say about it.
36:50
Cool.
36:51
You just made people go look at it.
36:55
It's not that hard to figure out.
36:57
And there's nothing in that ad that is
36:59
setting women's sports back.
37:03
Nobody looks at that and goes, wow,
37:05
Sydney Sweeney would be an awesome goalie.
37:09
Why isn't Sydney Sweeney playing for the
37:12
women's national team?
37:13
I don't understand.
37:16
Yeah,
37:16
Hooters is not a Save the Owls campaign.
37:18
Wait, it's not?
37:23
It's not?
37:24
Holy smokes.
37:26
I did not even know that.
37:27
Why?
37:27
Damn it, Wayne.
37:29
Here I thought I was donating to keep
37:31
the great Spotted Owl alive.
37:35
My bad.
37:40
It's, and I don't want to,
37:42
I'm not meaning to go down this path
37:44
again,
37:44
but it's just like the High Rock
37:47
situation.
37:48
Everybody has to have their say.
37:50
So now it's living way longer in the
37:53
news cycle.
37:54
This is what's wild.
37:55
Shanna sent me a DM last night.
37:56
She sent it to me too.
37:59
Her son doesn't even watch fitness sports
38:03
at all, and he has heard about Poopgate.
38:07
So I asked my wife, I said,
38:08
did you hear about Poopgate?
38:10
She goes, oh, my gosh, yes.
38:12
My wife,
38:13
who has no clue what's going on,
38:16
she has never watched one of my shows.
38:20
Like,
38:20
that's how little of fitness that she
38:24
watches.
38:25
It was on Newsweek.
38:28
Shanna sent me a link to a story.
38:33
Somebody wrote it that made it to
38:35
Newsweek.
38:37
She sent me New York Post, Newsweek,
38:41
all like...
38:46
And on that note,
38:47
we got a really awesome comment from a
38:50
listener last night or this morning.
38:53
I don't know when it came in.
38:54
But she said that she loves the show,
38:57
first and foremost.
38:58
She loves going off the rails.
39:00
She's now addicted to going off the rails.
39:03
And she wishes you and I good poops
39:06
in the toilet and not on our legs.
39:11
I actually looked it up this morning.
39:13
I sent it to...
39:16
to our little group chat with,
39:18
with the glintons and, and I said,
39:19
I'm not on day, I'm not on day.
39:19
I'm not on day.
39:20
I'm not on day.
39:20
I'm not on day.
39:21
I'm not on day.
39:22
I'm not on day.
39:22
I'm not on day.
39:23
I'm not on day.
39:23
I'm not on day.
39:24
I'm not on day.
39:24
I'm not on day.
39:25
I'm not on day.
39:26
I'm not on day.
39:31
I'm not on day.
39:31
I'm not on day.
39:32
I'm not on day.
39:32
I'm not on day.
39:33
I'm not on day.
39:33
I'm not on day.
39:34
I'm not on day.
39:35
I'm not on day.
39:35
I'm not on day.
39:36
I'm not on day.
39:37
I'm not on day.
39:38
I'm not on day.
39:38
I'm not on day.
39:39
I'm not on day.
39:41
I'm not on day.
39:42
I'm not on day.
39:42
I'm not on day.
39:43
I'm not on day.
39:43
I'm not on day.
39:44
I'm not on day.
39:44
I'm
39:45
I stopped and I went and used the
39:47
bathroom.
39:48
I know it's a wild concept,
39:49
but I get it.
39:51
I can fairly say that I am not
39:53
an elite athlete trying to make the world
39:54
championships.
39:56
I get that.
39:57
Now,
39:57
she is a games champion and she has
39:59
never pooped herself.
40:01
There you go.
40:03
There you go.
40:04
Stood on top of the podium with clean
40:07
pants.
40:10
Clean pants, clean legs.
40:11
That's a double gold medal right there.
40:14
They should have gave you an extra award
40:15
for that, apparently.
40:16
Good Lord, man.
40:21
Yeah, I am so over that.
40:24
I just hope that the news cycle has
40:25
moved on.
40:27
I was explaining to my son,
40:30
we were talking about it last night,
40:32
and I said,
40:33
you understand that if you spit on the
40:35
floor during a high rocks race and
40:37
somebody sees it,
40:38
it's a two-minute penalty.
40:41
And he said,
40:42
but she had poop run down her legs.
40:44
They just penalized her two minutes.
40:45
I said, they didn't penalize her at all.
40:47
Jesus, man.
40:52
Speaking of high rocks,
40:54
I made this comment a couple weeks ago,
40:55
and I got hammered pretty hard about it,
40:58
that I said that high rocks had been
41:00
bought back by its original owners.
41:02
And everybody's like, no, it hasn't.
41:03
It's private equity and blah, blah, blah,
41:05
blah, blah, blah.
41:06
Well, go read the barbell spin today,
41:09
and you will see that the original owners
41:11
have bought back high rocks and become
41:14
majority owners again.
41:17
As it turns out,
41:18
they have a fifty one percent ownership.
41:21
There is a private equity stake of forty
41:24
nine percent,
41:25
but they have bought it back.
41:27
I just want to say, like,
41:30
I was not crazy.
41:31
I was not wrong.
41:34
As it turns out.
41:36
They did buy back enough to get...
41:38
They were a forty percent owner all along.
41:41
And then they bought back enough to get
41:43
to fifty one percent.
41:45
And just in time to deal with a
41:48
shitty situation.
41:50
I think maybe they foresaw it coming.
41:52
They were like,
41:53
we should probably get in on this.
41:55
Or something crazy happens.
41:58
There it is.
41:59
Ladies and gentlemen.
42:00
So whoever was giving Scott...
42:04
Sorry for the term here,
42:05
but giving Scott shit about it.
42:08
Here it is.
42:09
Laid out for you right there on the
42:10
barbell spin.
42:13
John George says,
42:14
I shit my pants when I was one.
42:16
Okay, maybe once when I was four.
42:19
I mean, it happens, bro.
42:29
Today's poop count, seventeen.
42:31
I mean...
42:37
Bad timing, though.
42:38
Who wants to race High Rocks now when
42:39
you have to worry about excrement?
42:42
It's how they get in front of it,
42:43
Shanna.
42:44
Do they get in front of it?
42:46
They should have gotten in front of it.
42:48
Nobody wants to be behind it.
42:49
Right.
42:54
Nobody wants to be behind it.
42:57
Just throwing that out there.
43:00
So yes,
43:03
it depends on how they get in front
43:04
of it.
43:05
And do they like change the rules?
43:08
And if,
43:09
and put a whole like bodily fluid policy
43:13
out there that if any bodily fluid is
43:18
seen, whatever you are immediately,
43:20
immediately removed.
43:24
I hope they use the terms bodily fluids.
43:26
I really,
43:27
really do because that's going to leave
43:28
it.
43:29
That leaves nothing open to interpretation
43:30
at that point, right?
43:32
Like bodily fluids.
43:33
What kind?
43:34
All of them.
43:36
Any of them.
43:37
The time to be in front has passed.
43:40
No pun intended.
43:41
Yeah.
43:44
Where is it at?
43:45
You can argue they didn't foresee the shit
43:47
storm.
43:48
They did not and it was definitely a
43:50
storm.
43:51
It's eight K of running and it happened
43:54
on
43:55
K-to-two.
44:00
Dude, that's a lot.
44:01
The ability to push through that...
44:04
I know she should have been pulled.
44:06
I'm not going to argue that fact.
44:07
She should have been pulled immediately.
44:09
But the ability to push through that
44:11
discomfort for another six K... Well,
44:15
once it's out, it's out.
44:16
It's uncomfortable because it's stuck to
44:18
your leg at that point, but...
44:20
It ain't like she was running around.
44:22
You don't know what's still sitting in the
44:23
booty short.
44:24
Didn't look like anything was still
44:26
sitting in the booty short there, homeboy.
44:29
First of all, she ain't that big.
44:32
I don't know, man.
44:36
It'd be tough if there was a prairie
44:38
dog happening.
44:40
What would it matter at that point?
44:41
Just let it go?
44:43
Like, what you going?
44:44
What you going?
44:44
Oh, wait.
44:45
I know I shit myself earlier,
44:46
but I got to kind of go again,
44:47
but I'm just going to hold it in
44:48
this time.
44:49
No.
44:51
High Rock's now advertising Adam Sandler
44:53
quotes,
44:53
you ain't cool unless you poop your pants.
45:03
Once there's a breach,
45:04
there's no stopping it.
45:06
Right.
45:08
That's a fact.
45:11
I know what dry mud feels like.
45:13
There's not a way I'd be able to
45:15
finish covered in shit.
45:17
There's no way, dude.
45:19
There's no way.
45:20
Yeah.
45:24
We mean push through.
45:26
There's no way to talk and talk about
45:29
this without double entendres.
45:32
Yeah, phrasing.
45:34
Phrasing.
45:37
What if it was on purpose like Spy
45:39
Hunter?
45:40
Driving down the road,
45:41
throwing out the oil slick.
45:44
I tell you what, Birch,
45:46
I have unfortunately ruminated on that.
45:49
Yes, they should definitely,
45:50
one hundred percent,
45:51
always just get for a number two.
45:54
I have ruminated on the fact that what
45:55
if it was on purpose?
45:59
I don't I don't think anybody's that like
46:02
nobody wants to win that bad.
46:03
Right.
46:04
I would hope not anyway.
46:07
But, like, the video,
46:10
Hila brought it up this morning,
46:11
that while she's on the lunge,
46:16
the sandbag lunge,
46:18
she passes a dude literally in the lane
46:21
next to her, and he stops and, like,
46:23
goes... Yeah.
46:26
Like,
46:26
you can just see the look on his
46:28
face.
46:28
You're like, oh, my Lord.
46:30
Yeah.
46:32
do want to end on a better note
46:33
than this i don't know if you saw
46:35
that elisa foliano is competing in uh the
46:39
physical one hundred in italy yes i i
46:43
saw her instagram clips and it was all
46:46
in italian so i was like well that
46:47
sucks i'm not gonna be able to watch
46:48
it but vicky says like on netflix they
46:51
overdub perfect english that's amazing so
46:56
if you miss kung fu theater
46:59
And you want to see Elisa Fuliano take
47:02
on the physical one hundred and see if
47:05
the CrossFitters dominate again.
47:07
You can check that out on Netflix.
47:10
I hope they do like a kind of
47:12
an American Sign Language version of it as
47:14
well,
47:14
because Italian people talk with their
47:16
hands and I just want to see people
47:17
doing like this down in the corner while
47:20
they're overdubbing it.
47:20
That would be amazing.
47:25
Elisa Fuliano.
47:28
She's one of my favorite people, dude.
47:30
She is a little bit of nothing.
47:32
And she, like,
47:33
she's won so many barbell mood,
47:36
like events at the games.
47:38
And, and she can, one hundred percent.
47:46
Even though Lito is actually Greek,
47:47
she just married an Italian dude.
47:51
Yeah.
47:53
Extreme challenge.
47:58
All those.
48:00
I don't understand.
48:01
Maybe he slipped off and went to the
48:04
enter button before it was.
48:06
It's entirely possible.
48:07
The most extreme challenge.
48:10
You're welcome, Lito.
48:11
The most extreme challenge stuff that used
48:14
to be on, they put it on wherever,
48:16
and that was all in Japanese that they
48:18
overdubbed was awesome.
48:19
It was awesome to watch just for the
48:21
overdubbing.
48:22
Well, the original Ninja Warriors,
48:25
before there was the American version,
48:27
were all in Japanese and overdubbing.
48:32
Perfect.
48:33
Make it happen.
48:37
So yeah, I miss Kung Fu Theater.
48:39
Absolutely.
48:41
You want to watch Kung Fu?
48:45
I need to watch Office Space again.
48:47
I do have to...
48:49
This came up on Sunday.
48:50
So if you don't know,
48:51
my wife is a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan.
48:53
Their head coach is Mike McCarthy,
48:56
who grew up in Pittsburgh,
48:58
literally like right across the river from
48:59
the stadium.
49:02
He moved back to Pittsburgh,
49:03
and his parents' house is still there with
49:07
his parents living in it,
49:08
and he has moved into their basement.
49:11
And I said to my wife,
49:13
the only thing I can hear now is,
49:15
Mom!
49:17
Get us some meatloaf!
49:22
Meatloaf!
49:28
You want some meatloaf?
49:30
She'll get you some meatloaf.
49:30
That's another one I haven't seen in a
49:37
while.
49:37
I need to check it out again.
49:39
I just watched it maybe a month ago.
49:43
That movie kills me.
49:49
What's his name?
49:50
Not Owen Wilson.
49:51
The other one.
49:55
Oh my gosh.
49:56
Right?
49:58
Yeah, Vince Vaughn, Vince Vaughn.
50:02
He makes the entire movie for me because
50:04
Owen Wilson is Owen Wilson in every single
50:06
movie, right?
50:06
We like we've come to that and Vince
50:08
Vaughn is more or less Vince Vaughn in
50:11
every single movie as well.
50:12
You exceptions aside,
50:14
but like in that he is as Vince
50:16
Vaughn has as he's ever actually been like
50:19
he's basically a grown up,
50:20
sixteen year old,
50:21
which is what makes the entire movie
50:24
fantastic.
50:26
Yeah, I love Vince Vaughn.
50:28
One, he's a Chicago Bears fan,
50:30
and he is a proud Chicago Bears fan.
50:34
Have you ever seen Mr. and Mrs.
50:36
Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?
50:39
A long time ago.
50:41
So Vince Vaughn is Brad Pitt's best
50:42
friend.
50:43
He's also an undercover assassin or
50:45
whatever, and he lives at his mom's house.
50:48
So, like,
50:50
when Brad Pitt finally first figures out,
50:52
well, him and Angelique,
50:53
but we'll figure out that they're both
50:54
assassins, like, secretly and whatnot.
50:57
He goes to Vince Vaughn's house, like,
50:59
to go talk to him about it and
51:01
whatnot.
51:02
And, like,
51:02
his mom yells at him at some point.
51:05
She's like, Mom, we're on high alert here.
51:07
Almost shot you.
51:07
It's like the same energy.
51:12
It's fantastic.
51:14
oh the first time i ever saw vince
51:16
vaughn was in rudy and he plays one
51:18
of the football players yeah i don't know
51:20
if he has a speaking role probably not
51:22
probably not i think the movie that
51:26
actually like put him on the map for
51:27
anything was swingers back in the day and
51:30
favreau was in rudy too and favreau wrote
51:34
swingers right yeah so yeah that's
51:37
probably where they like hooked up
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I'm terrible at it.
53:04
It's one of those things.
53:07
When are you leaving tomorrow?
53:10
Flight out at seven forty five a.m.
53:14
We will be in Montana at noon.
53:18
Oh, that ain't bad at all.
53:19
Well,
53:19
we gained a couple hours across the
53:21
country there.
53:23
yeah and then uh and then i'm there
53:25
for till the following wednesday we fly
53:28
back at like one p.m we get back
53:31
at like midnight oh no there's only like
53:36
that one delta route and those are the
53:39
times you take oh so you're gonna slide
53:41
atlanta got it no no no salt lake
53:44
city
53:46
I have never been on a Delta flight.
53:49
It didn't matter where we were going that
53:51
we didn't go to Atlanta first.
53:52
That is where their major hub is.
53:55
They're like, oh,
53:55
you want to go to Kansas?
53:57
Cool.
53:58
Fly to Atlanta first.
54:00
Well, you want to California?
54:01
Fun times.
54:02
Let's go see what's happening in Atlanta
54:04
before we do anything else.
54:06
Yeah,
54:06
that's what happens when I fly Eastern.
54:10
I didn't even know Eastern was a thing.
54:15
It doesn't exist anymore.
54:17
I'm about to say,
54:17
you want a Pan Am as well?
54:21
Fantastic.
54:23
Yeah,
54:23
the old Las Vegas to Atlanta to San
54:25
Francisco.
54:26
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
54:29
Where are y'all going from?
54:30
I went to Waterpalooza.
54:31
I went from Columbus to Minneapolis to
54:34
Miami.
54:37
Where are we going?
54:38
Columbus to almost Canada.
54:41
And then to almost Cuba.
54:44
Yeah.
54:45
You're laughing, Big Siobhan,
54:46
but that's almost exactly...
54:50
We actually... We didn't go to...
54:52
If we had took...
54:53
When I went to Miami,
54:55
if we'd have flew Delta,
54:58
that's exactly what we would have done.
55:00
We went from New Orleans to Atlanta and
55:03
then turned around and went to Miami.
55:04
As it turns out,
55:06
we took Southwest and we went to Orlando
55:08
and then...
55:09
atlanta at least that makes sense or
55:11
excuse me at orlando and in miami but
55:12
yeah at least we landed in florida and
55:14
then landed in florida all right guys i
55:23
think that's it for today don't forget to
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55:30
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55:32
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55:34
bedazzled shirt soon
55:37
You know, my mom,
55:38
last night I was talking to her,
55:40
and she was like, man,
55:42
I should try to do that.
55:46
Mama Switzer,
55:47
we don't need Bedazzler shirts, baby.
55:50
She's like,
55:50
I don't even know where I get a
55:51
Bedazzler.
55:51
And I'm like, probably eBay.
55:53
There are probably people all over the
55:55
place trying to unload those things.
55:57
I can guarantee you can buy,
56:00
maybe not the actual Bedazzler,
56:01
but something very similar on Amazon.
56:04
If you need it, it's probably on Amazon.
56:08
She goes,
56:08
I need something to occupy my time.
56:10
And I'm like, no, you don't.
56:12
Not that.
56:13
Not that.
56:14
You know what you ought to do is
56:15
just buy a Lego flower and try to
56:17
turn it into a Millennium Falcon.
56:19
That's what you ought to be doing there,
56:20
mama's wife.
56:20
All right, guys.
56:24
Have a great day.
56:25
Love you all.
56:26
No show tomorrow.
56:27
No show tomorrow.
56:28
No show tomorrow.
56:30
We'll be back hopefully Thursday.
56:32
Talk to you then.
56:33
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
56:35
room to jazz me up.
56:37
I'm already jazzy.
56:48
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
56:50
saddle.
56:50
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
56:52
saddle.
56:52
Talking to reps,
56:53
real life strength in the battle.
56:57
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
56:58
we cover it all.
57:01
Midday motivation every time we press
57:03
call.
57:06
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
57:07
heat.
57:08
Crossfit, movies, music on repeat.
57:10
Half hour hustle, yeah,
57:11
we building that brand.