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Episode #3977 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: The following is a Phil Henry Show Encore presentation.
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Speaker 2: And good evening, everyone. This is Margaret Gray. I will
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Speaker 2: be guest hosting this evening. I asked Phil early this morning.
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Speaker 2: I had called him, and Frank, you were alongside.
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Speaker 1: I was alongside as Margaret placed the call. I was insistent,
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Speaker 1: and I will say again, I was insistent. I did
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Speaker 1: not want Jason J. Delmonico involved. In the conversation at all.
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Speaker 2: I understand, Frank.
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Speaker 1: You said I could get to say this. It's my son,
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Speaker 1: and I didn't want it at all observing what was
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Speaker 1: about to happen.
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Speaker 2: Well, you know, you're putting it a little harshly.
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Speaker 3: We'll let the audience decide.
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Speaker 2: All right, we will let the audience decide. The reason
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Speaker 2: why I requested this time for Mr. Henry is because, A,
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Speaker 2: I love my son very much. I was very proud
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Speaker 2: of him.
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Speaker 3: What are you doing.
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Speaker 2: Don't hold your nose, Frank.
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to.
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, the whole thing smells foul.
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Speaker 2: Do you want me to call Mr. Henry and he
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Speaker 2: can intercede?
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Speaker 3: No, no.
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Speaker 2: Frank was squeezing his nose like, eww.
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Speaker 1: Look, Margaret, all I'm asking is you give.
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Speaker 3: It equal time.
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Speaker 2: This isn't Jason J. Delmonico's moment. This is my moment.
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Speaker 2: Do you understand?
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I love my son. I'm very proud of him. And
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Speaker 2: he had a wonderful appearance on the show on Monday.
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Speaker 2: It was actually a an encore of an appearance that
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Speaker 2: Jason Jay made on this show last year, where he
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Speaker 2: sang Christmas favorites like this. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
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Speaker 1: That's fantastic, don't you think?
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Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
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Speaker 2: I think it's very good.
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Speaker 1: Jack Frost nipping at, you know.
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Speaker 2: That is my son, Jason. Wave me off.
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Speaker 1: Let's listen to it. Let's listen to it sing some more.
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Speaker 2: All right, Frank.
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Speaker 1: Dressed up like an Eskimo.
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Speaker 2: I got a husband who wants to be romantic and
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Speaker 2: he can't even say the word Eskimo.
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Speaker 4: God.
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Speaker 3: I said, what did I say?
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Speaker 2: Eskimo. What's this? Jason.
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Speaker 3: Sorry, Mom.
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Speaker 2: What is that?
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Speaker 1: The boy was laughing because you were standing around. swinging
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Speaker 1: your rear end of this stuff.
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Speaker 2: No, I was not, Frank. Turn it off. No, I
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Speaker 2: was not swinging my rear end around.
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Speaker 1: Well, a lot of times, Margaret, you do when it sings,
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Speaker 1: or not just it, but a lot of music, you'll go, hey, yeah,
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Speaker 1: and the rear end.
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Speaker 2: All right, enough about my rear end and everything. I
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Speaker 2: don't know whether you, are you backing me up on
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Speaker 2: this or not? Because if you can't go with me
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Speaker 2: on these things that I have planned, just let me know.
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Speaker 2: What are you, all of a sudden, Joe Pesci in Casino?
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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Frank.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 2: Now, here's the thing. My son, Jason J. Delmonico, sang
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Speaker 2: these songs, and I have sung holiday songs. And if
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Speaker 2: you hold your nose one more time.
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Speaker 3: All right, I'm sorry. Mr. Henry.
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Speaker 2: Did you see what you did?
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Speaker 1: I didn't do a thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Phil.
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Speaker 4: Frank, let me talk to you. Is he there?
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Speaker 2: He wants to talk to you.
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Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Phil.
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Speaker 4: Frank, quit screwing around and let her just say what
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Speaker 4: she wants to say. Let her do the thing.
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Speaker 3: That's enough.
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Speaker 2: So, as I was saying before we had Frank holding
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Speaker 2: his nose, I'm very proud of Jason J.
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Speaker 3: Delmonico.
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Speaker 2: I also happen to think, excuse me for saying, excuse
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Speaker 2: me for breathing, that I am a pretty good singer. Now,
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Speaker 2: as you know, traditionally on the Phil Henry Show, I,
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Speaker 2: Margaret Gray, I've been the one to sing Christmas songs,
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Speaker 2: such as.
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Speaker 2: This holiday favorite.
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Speaker 1: Are you going to sing?
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Speaker 2: I'm just showing people what I done did. Excuse my language.
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Speaker 2: What I did, in addition to what my wonderful son's
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Speaker 2: able to do.
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Speaker 1: Margaret is, Margaret goes, oh, because, sorry.
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Speaker 2: One, two, and a one, two, three. It's beginning to
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Speaker 2: look a lot like Christmas.
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Speaker 5: Everywhere you go.
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Speaker 2: Take a look at the five and ten. It's glistening
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Speaker 2: once again. With candy canes and silver lanes that glow.
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Speaker 5: Beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Toys in every store.
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Speaker 2: All right, now just put it down. You see what
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Speaker 2: I'm saying? I bring an awful lot to a song,
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Speaker 2: and this is why I believe that, in many ways,
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Speaker 2: my singing was popular, and my holliday specials here on
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Speaker 2: the Phil Hendry Show were received so well. Now comes
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Speaker 2: my son Jason.
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Speaker 3: No, Margaret.
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Speaker 2: Frank, if you say one more word, I swear to
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Speaker 2: God I'm going to kick your ass out of here,
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Speaker 2: and I mean that physically, and I don't care if
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Speaker 2: I get arrested.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my.
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Speaker 2: I don't care if I get arrested.
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Speaker 5: Mr.
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Speaker 3: Henry, he'll want to weigh in on that.
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Speaker 2: I don't care. Phil, you want to weigh in on that?
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Speaker 2: I don't think so. You understand?
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: This is my time. I want to make this point. Now,
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Speaker 2: I was the Christmas Carol singer here on the Phil
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Speaker 2: Henry Show for many years. Many, many, many years. Well
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Speaker 2: over 20 years. In recent years, we've had some wonderful
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Speaker 2: Christmas specials. And I had the Margaret Gray Christmas Songbook.
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Speaker 2: You hold your, get out of here. All right, get
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Speaker 2: out of here, Frank.
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Speaker 3: I'll call my attorney.
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Speaker 2: You are an attorney, dumbass. I'm sorry, folks, but that
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Speaker 2: was it.
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Speaker 5: Mr.
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Speaker 3: Ray, just stand at the door. I'm standing at the
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Speaker 3: door monitoring.
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Speaker 2: You're not monitoring.
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Speaker 3: I'll be quiet. You can get a cup of coffee
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Speaker 3: over there. Thank you.
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Speaker 2: So this year, as in the case of many years
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Speaker 2: we've had Christmas songs... Only this year and last year
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Speaker 2: we featured Jason J. Delmonico, who has, as you know,
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Speaker 2: a very good voice. He's a young man. Like tonight
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Speaker 2: he's at, what's he doing tonight?
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Speaker 3: He's playing Crash Team Rumble at his friend's house.
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Speaker 2: How do you know that?
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Speaker 3: I spoke with him just a little bit ago.
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Speaker 2: He's playing Crash Team Rumble. So Jason J. Delmonico's at
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Speaker 2: a friend's house playing some video game. But he has
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Speaker 2: a wonderful voice. And I do too. Here's the thing
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Speaker 2: that's a little tough to take. Now, I'm not saying
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Speaker 2: that I don't appreciate and love what my son's able
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Speaker 2: to do. But when you have given your life to
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Speaker 2: singing and you've been featured on a great many shows, Mr.
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Speaker 2: Henry's show is not the only one I've been on.
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Speaker 2: I've been on the Stiff Beaker show. Okay?
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Speaker 4: Who?
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Speaker 2: I swear to God, Frank.
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Speaker 3: All right, sorry. Stiff Beaker's over in KNKA.
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Speaker 2: KNKA, yes. I was on the... Glad Badford Show, Neen Goulford.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The Neen Goulford Show, and then, of course, on the
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Speaker 2: Rex Sloberly Show. Featured on Rex Sloberly and his wife, Mutina.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And all of these shows, I was the featured singer. Now,
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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, comes my son. Now, people will say,
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Speaker 2: you done?
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Speaker 3: All right, I'm not going to say anything. God damn.
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Speaker 2: When... Mr.
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Speaker 4: Henry.
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Speaker 2: God damn it. Yes, Phil.
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Speaker 4: I just want to know something. Did you throw something
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Speaker 4: at Frank?
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Speaker 2: I threw, this is an old telephone receiver.
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Speaker 3: Threw the telephone receiver. It went NS, Mr. Henry.
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Speaker 4: Okay, Frank said it hit him in the testicles.
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Speaker 2: It might have, I don't know.
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Speaker 3: It went, I told you, NS.
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Speaker 4: Frank, I don't know what NS means.
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Speaker 3: It went, the nutsack. Talk about nutsack.
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Speaker 4: Why don't you guys grow up over there, okay? I'm here.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Phil. We'll take it from here. So you squealed, huh? Oh,
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Speaker 2: my God, you threw the thing.
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Speaker 3: It was a direct hit.
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Speaker 2: So you squealed like a bitch.
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Speaker 3: My wife's going butch. I gotta... Just back off into
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Speaker 3: the green room. Yeah, okay, I'll back off into the
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Speaker 3: green room.
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Speaker 2: So how do you like that? My husband rats me
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Speaker 2: out to the... All right, as I was saying, in
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Speaker 2: recent years, my son, Jason J. Delmonico, has done a
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Speaker 2: marvelous job singing these Christmas songs as well. And in
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Speaker 2: so doing... When it was repeated again on Monday, that's
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Speaker 2: what hurt, right there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because that was, once, you know, he did it
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Speaker 3: one time, but the second time he did it two times. Right.
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Speaker 2: In other words, they repeated it. Thank you, but I
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Speaker 2: think I understand what you're saying. They repeated it, and
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Speaker 2: that is kind of like saying, Jason, that was really good.
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Speaker 2: Why don't we go ahead?
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Speaker 3: Joy, you can say it.
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Speaker 2: Why don't we go ahead and ram that rusty tent
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Speaker 2: pole further up your mom's you-know-what?
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Speaker 3: I think that's it. I'm sorry. It hurt very badly,
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Speaker 3: didn't it?
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Speaker 2: Frank, come on back in here. You know this. As
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Speaker 2: long as you're not going for the ball bag.
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Speaker 3: Oh, sit down.
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Speaker 2: Exactly.
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Speaker 1: Well, what it's saying is essentially this, that Margaret's happy
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Speaker 1: for Jason J. Delmonico, but then they repeated it, and
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Speaker 1: it was like when it went to sit down, it
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Speaker 1: wasn't as comfortable as it was the year before.
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Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. So I am happy for my son. I
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Speaker 2: am enthused for the great songs that he does, and
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Speaker 2: of course, all of the people that love him. But
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Speaker 2: you understand my ego, the hard work that I've put in,
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Speaker 2: the year after year after year of sweat and toil,
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Speaker 2: voice lessons, practicing, performance, year after year after year. And
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Speaker 2: then here comes Jason, everyone dumping all this love on him,
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Speaker 2: so that when I go to sit down, it's, I
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Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, you just, it's like, ow.
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Speaker 4: Exactly.
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Speaker 3: And that's how it described it to me.
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Speaker 1: It said my wife I love my wife and it
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Speaker 1: has a great voice and when I went to sit
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Speaker 1: down it went yeah because it feels as if it was.
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Speaker 2: Gratuitous that's it right there it felt as if Mr.
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Speaker 2: Henry and the producing staff of the Phil Henry show
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Speaker 2: which basically is Mr.
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Speaker 1: Henry occasionally occasionally you.
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Speaker 2: Occasionally me too it's as if Mr. Henry said, you
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Speaker 2: know what? Let's go ahead and stick it in and
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Speaker 2: twist it a little bit before we break it off.
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Speaker 2: I think this will tell you a little bit more
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Speaker 2: about how I feel. I love the fact my son
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Speaker 2: has a great voice.
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Speaker 3: Tell him, Orgut.
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Speaker 5: I think that Jason sings real good. But when they
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Speaker 5: featured him on the Henry show It was like they
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Speaker 5: rammed it further up there Frank, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And when it sang those Christmas songs real good The wife,
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Speaker 1: it looked kind of.
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Speaker 6: Uncomfortable When I went to sit down, it kind of
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Speaker 6: felt bad.
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Speaker 1: In other words, they shoved it up there and it
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Speaker 1: wasn't needed.
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Speaker 2: So everybody else have a Merry Christmas while I rub my.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: I don't have to say it. You see what I'm saying,
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Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen? I'm not saying that I don't love
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Speaker 2: my son.
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Speaker 3: No, what it's saying is.
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Speaker 2: I've got it, Frank. What I'm saying is that I
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Speaker 2: love my son, but I also love me. You see?
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Speaker 2: I love me. And the fact that people were giving
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Speaker 2: Jason all of these laudits and this.
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Speaker 1: Through the years, I'll have to listen to it.
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Speaker 2: Now, Frank... Wait a minute. As it bitches and bones.
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Speaker 2: Hang it in your rear end, Mr. Hendry.
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Speaker 1: So I'll have to listen to it complain about Jason
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Speaker 1: and me.
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Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much.
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Speaker 3: Kill it.
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Speaker 2: Kill that garbage. This is our lovely Christmas special. A
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Speaker 2: moment of truth. A moment of honesty from me, Margaret Gray.
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Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 2: I said we'll be right back.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to be... We'll be right back. Hi, everyone.
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Speaker 3: Thanks a lot, Frank.
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Speaker 2: I'm Margaret Gray. And welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. This
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Speaker 2: is Margaret Gray here on the world-famous Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 2: As I try to communicate to you, because there have
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Speaker 2: been an awful lot of people writing letters, right, Frank?
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Speaker 1: Well, there are a number of people saying, why can't
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Speaker 1: you give it a chance to sing.
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Speaker 3: Its own songs?
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Speaker 2: I gave my son Jason a chance to sing songs.
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Speaker 1: You just didn't know it would be a big hit,
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Speaker 1: did you?
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Speaker 2: I didn't know he'd be as big a hit as
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Speaker 2: he was.
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Speaker 1: See, that's what's hanging it up. You know, I know
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Speaker 1: it loves its son, and I love it too. But
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Speaker 1: Margaret is having the ego on this woman.
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Speaker 2: It's not ego, Frank.
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Speaker 1: Well, yes, it is ego, because you can't allow it
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Speaker 1: to have its moment in the sun. You have to
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Speaker 1: have your moment in the sun, and you have to
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Speaker 1: just lay there in the sun and let the sun.
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Speaker 5: You know.
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Speaker 2: Let the sun... Yeah, let.
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Speaker 1: The sun tan it. You're laying there in the sun,
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Speaker 1: allowing the sun to tan it.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 1: Your moment.
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Speaker 3: Well, it's not....
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Speaker 2: In any event... So I want to reiterate that none
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Speaker 2: of this should redound negatively on my son, Jason J. Delmonico.
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Speaker 2: He's a wonderful boy. When you work as hard as
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Speaker 2: I do to sing the songs as hard as I do,
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Speaker 2: and then your son swoops in and gets credit, how
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Speaker 2: do I describe this? Wait a minute, Frank. It's like
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Speaker 2: you're smiling. You're going, uh-huh, as someone is just slowly
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Speaker 2: sitting you down.
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Speaker 3: On a cucumber. Wait a minute, Margaret, wait.
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Speaker 2: You're the one that said.
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Speaker 1: Here, cue another song. Cue another song, for Christ's sake,
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Speaker 1: before it loses its mind. Cue another song before we
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Speaker 1: lose control of it.
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Speaker 2: No, I don't want another song.
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Speaker 3: Cue another song.
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Speaker 2: Don't do it, bud.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: I'm up to here with the Christmas stuff. Do you understand?
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Speaker 1: Well, Margaret, I'm just trying to get you to... Calm down.
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Speaker 2: I'm calm, Frank, all right? So long as you, you, you...
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Speaker 2: Where's Jason?
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Speaker 3: He's back. He's on his way over here right now.
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Speaker 2: On his way over here to do what?
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Speaker 3: He heard what was going on and dropped everything.
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Speaker 2: Oh, did he now? All I'm trying to say to
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Speaker 2: you monkeys is that I appreciate... Here he is. Well, Mom,
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Speaker 2: you know, you've got to kind of suck it up.
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Speaker 2: Don't tell me to suck anything.
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Speaker 3: I came on.
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Speaker 2: As soon as I heard what was happening, I dropped
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Speaker 2: everything and come over.
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Speaker 3: To do what?
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to say that I think you're a great singer, Mom, but,
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Speaker 2: you know, times have changed, and people would like to
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Speaker 2: hear me, too. Oh, is that right? Is that it?
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Speaker 2: Is that it, Frank?
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Speaker 4: I think, yeah.
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Speaker 1: But?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's not that people want to hear it. Okay.
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Speaker 2: That's fine. That's fine.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: Go back to your game. I said to go back
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Speaker 2: to your game. It's an adult show.
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Speaker 3: God, you got me singing on it. We like to
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Speaker 3: have you sing on it so you can get people.
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Speaker 1: Most of the time, we want you to get out
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Speaker 1: of here, so get out.
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Speaker 2: Got to get rid of my son. He drove over here,
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Speaker 2: probably wanted to get a little airtime, and in point
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Speaker 2: of fact, probably wanted to sing, didn't you? Yeah, what
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Speaker 2: about it? Get out of here. All I'm trying to
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Speaker 2: say is I've had it with Christmas songs right up
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Speaker 2: to here, Frank, okay?
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Speaker 3: All right, bargain.
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Speaker 2: And when I hear that Jason Jay is making a
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Speaker 2: bigger splash than me, yeah, I kind of shift in
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Speaker 2: my seat.
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Speaker 1: I go, yeah, you know, it's just, Like maybe there's
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Speaker 1: a piece of the chair that's broken and sticking up
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Speaker 1: through the fabric.
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Speaker 2: That's it right there. It's like when I hear my
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Speaker 2: son sing and people praise him, I'm very, very proud
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Speaker 2: of him. But it's also like something broke in the
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Speaker 2: chair and there's a piece of steel sticking up through
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Speaker 2: the fabric that I'm sitting on.
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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas.
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Speaker 4: Hey, baby.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Happy New Year, too. I know you're sitting on that
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Speaker 1: chair with a piece of metal.
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Speaker 4: It's sticking up.
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Speaker 2: No thanks to you, Frodo.
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Speaker 1: I just have one wish for you on this Christmas day.
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Speaker 1: Someone get a new chair so it's not sitting.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no more cucumbers.
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Speaker 1: No more cucumbers with toothpicks.
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Speaker 2: Toothpicks.
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Speaker 1: The success of the sun does not necessarily mean what
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Speaker 1: you've got to suffer.
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Speaker 2: It's just a little uncomfortable.
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Speaker 1: Here, try some of this.
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Speaker 2: Is this your.
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Speaker 4: Give her lube.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought you needed lube.
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. The world-famous Phil Henry Show, executive
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Speaker 2: produced by, though he wouldn't want to admit it, Phil
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Speaker 3: Lube on this? I wrote it just for fun.
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