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From Halo to Fable: The Characters We Look Up To in Xbox History · Systematic Geekology

• 1:12
  Joshua
• 1:12
  Noel,
• 1:13
  you
• 1:13
  mind
• 1:14
  telling
• 1:14
  me
• 1:14
  what
• 1:14
  you're
• 1:14
  doing
• 1:15
  on
• 1:15
  this
• 1:15
  episode,
• 1:16
  sir?
• 1:17
  Finishing
• 1:17
  this
• 1:17
  episode.
• 1:19
  Today
• 1:20
  we're
• 1:20
  talking
• 1:20
  about
• 1:21
  which
• 1:21
  characters
• 1:22
  from
• 1:22
  Xbox
• 1:22
  gaming
• 1:23
  franchises
• 1:23
  are
• 1:23
  the
• 1:24
  most
• 1:24
  inspiring.
• 1:25
  We're
• 1:25
  doing
• 1:25
  our
• 1:25
  icon
• 1:26
  series.
• 1:27
  This
• 1:28
  is
• 1:28
  part
• 1:28
  of
• 1:28
  the
• 1:28
  New
• 1:28
  Year
• 1:28
  series,
• 1:29
  looking
• 1:29
  at
• 1:29
  who
• 1:29
  we
• 1:29
  want
• 1:29
  to
• 1:29
  be
• 1:30
  in
• 1:30
  2025
• 1:31
  through
• 1:31
  the
• 1:31
  lens
• 1:32
  of
• 1:32
  the
• 1:32
  most
• 1:32
  iconic
• 1:33
  gaming
• 1:33
  characters
• 1:34
  we
• 1:34
  can
• 1:34
  think
• 1:34
  of.
• 1:35
  I
• 1:35
  am
• 1:35
  your
• 1:35
  host
• 1:36
  today.
• 1:36
  I'm
• 1:36
  TJ
• 1:36
  Black.
• 1:37
  While
• 1:37
  I'm
• 1:37
  here
• 1:37
  with
• 1:37
  Joshua
• 1:38
  Null,
• 1:39
  who
• 1:40
  I
• 1:40
  did
• 1:40
  make.
• 1:41
  Yeah,
• 1:41
  I
• 1:42
  made
• 1:42
  him
• 1:42
  participate
• 1:42
  in
• 1:43
  the
• 1:43
  Halo
• 1:44
  propaganda.
• 1:45
  Yeah,
• 1:45
  he
• 1:45
  hates
• 1:45
  Halo.
• 1:46
  It's
• 1:46
  one
• 1:46
  of
• 1:46
  his
• 1:47
  many
• 1:47
  bad
• 1:47
  opinions
• 1:48
  you
• 1:48
  might
• 1:48
  have
• 1:48
  heard
• 1:48
  before.
• 1:49
  I
• 1:49
  think
• 1:49
  it
• 1:50
  might
• 1:50
  be
• 1:50
  my
• 1:50
  top
• 1:50
  bad
• 1:51
  opinion.
• 1:51
  Like,
• 1:51
  of
• 1:52
  all
• 1:52
  the
• 1:52
  bad
• 1:52
  opinions
• 1:53
  that
• 1:53
  we
• 1:53
  have
• 1:53
  listed,
• 1:53
  it
• 1:53
  might
• 1:53
  be
• 1:54
  the
• 1:54
  one
• 1:54
  that
• 1:54
  I
• 1:54
  hold
• 1:54
  to
• 1:55
  the
• 1:55
  strongest,
• 1:55
  actually.
• 1:56
  Yeah.
• 1:56
  And
• 1:57
  your
• 1:57
  worst
• 1:57
  one?
• 1:58
  Yeah,
• 1:58
  it's
• 1:58
  like
• 1:58
  the
• 1:58
  worst
• 1:59
  one,
• 1:59
  but
• 1:59
  also
• 1:59
  the
• 1:59
  one
• 1:59
  I'm
• 2:00
  most
• 2:00
  willing
• 2:00
  to
• 2:00
  stick
• 2:01
  to
• 2:01
  my
• 2:01
  guns
• 2:01
  on
• 2:01
  for
• 2:01
  some
• 2:02
  reason.
• 2:02
  Yeah,
• 2:03
  yeah.
• 2:04
  But
• 2:04
  we're
• 2:04
  going
• 2:05
  through
• 2:05
  finding
• 2:05
  out
• 2:06
  who
• 2:06
  the
• 2:06
  most
• 2:06
  iconic
• 2:07
  characters
• 2:07
  are
• 2:07
  for
• 2:07
  us,
• 2:08
  for
• 2:08
  each
• 2:09
  major
• 2:10
  gaming
• 2:11
  company,
• 2:12
  we're
• 2:13
  trying
• 2:13
  to
• 2:14
  emulate
• 2:15
  or
• 2:15
  emulate
• 2:16
  something.
• 2:17
  So
• 2:18
  a
• 2:18
  little
• 2:19
  something
• 2:19
  special.
• 2:20
  But,
• 2:20
  Joshua,
• 2:21
  what
• 2:22
  is
• 2:22
  one
• 2:22
  person
• 2:22
  you
• 2:23
  look
• 2:23
  up
• 2:23
  to
• 2:23
  as
• 2:23
  an
• 2:23
  icon
• 2:24
  or
• 2:24
  icon
• 2:25
  series?
• 2:26
  Oh,
• 2:26
  man,
• 2:27
  this
• 2:27
  is
• 2:27
  always
• 2:27
  a
• 2:27
  hard
• 2:28
  thing
• 2:28
  to
• 2:28
  open
• 2:28
  with.
• 2:30
  Today
• 2:31
  I'm
• 2:31
  gonna
• 2:31
  go
• 2:31
  with
• 2:32
  David
• 2:32
  French.
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  He
• 2:34
  is
• 2:35
  a
• 2:35
  writer
• 2:35
  for
• 2:35
  the
• 2:35
  New
• 2:36
  York
• 2:36
  Times.
• 2:37
  He's
• 2:38
  conservative.
• 2:39
  Political
• 2:40
  pundit,
• 2:40
  I
• 2:41
  guess
• 2:41
  you
• 2:41
  could
• 2:41
  say.
• 2:42
  He
• 2:42
  ran
• 2:43
  for
• 2:43
  president
• 2:43
  once.
• 2:43
  Technically.
• 2:46
  Podcaster.
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  Trying
• 2:48
  to
• 2:48
  think
• 2:48
  what
• 2:48
  else
• 2:49
  I
• 2:49
  can
• 2:49
  say
• 2:49
  about
• 2:49
  him.
• 2:49
  You
• 2:49
  know,
• 2:50
  former
• 2:50
  lawyer.
• 2:50
  He's
• 2:51
  heavily
• 2:51
  involved
• 2:51
  in
• 2:52
  law
• 2:52
  stuff.
• 2:53
  That's
• 2:53
  his
• 2:53
  expertise,
• 2:54
  especially
• 2:55
  constitutional
• 2:55
  law.
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  Inspired
• 2:56
  me
• 2:57
  to
• 2:57
  want
• 2:57
  to
• 2:57
  care
• 2:57
  more
• 2:57
  about
• 2:58
  the
• 2:59
  law
• 2:59
  itself,
• 2:59
  whether
• 3:00
  I
• 3:00
  do,
• 3:00
  you
• 3:00
  know,
• 3:00
  teaching
• 3:00
  or
• 3:01
  attorney
• 3:01
  work,
• 3:01
  whatever,
• 3:02
  in
• 3:02
  the
• 3:02
  future.
• 3:02
  You
• 3:02
  know,
• 3:03
  that's
• 3:03
  what
• 3:03
  got
• 3:03
  me
• 3:03
  on
• 3:03
  this
• 3:04
  whole
• 3:04
  path.
• 3:04
  Given
• 3:05
  thought
• 3:06
  to
• 3:06
  all
• 3:06
  of
• 3:06
  that.
• 3:07
  And
• 3:08
  the
• 3:08
  reason
• 3:08
  I
• 3:08
  find
• 3:09
  him
• 3:09
  iconic
• 3:09
  like
• 3:09
  someone
• 3:10
  I
• 3:10
  look
• 3:10
  up
• 3:10
  to
• 3:11
  is
• 3:12
  he's
• 3:12
  conservative
• 3:13
  in
• 3:13
  the
• 3:13
  sense
• 3:14
  that,
• 3:14
  like,
• 3:14
  he
• 3:14
  believes
• 3:15
  conservative
• 3:15
  things,
• 3:16
  but
• 3:16
  he's
• 3:17
  not
• 3:17
  tribal.
• 3:18
  So
• 3:18
  he
• 3:18
  holds
• 3:19
  to
• 3:19
  his
• 3:19
  views
• 3:20
  and
• 3:20
  then
• 3:20
  proceeds
• 3:20
  to
• 3:21
  get
• 3:21
  attacked
• 3:21
  by
• 3:21
  both
• 3:22
  sides
• 3:23
  and
• 3:23
  still
• 3:23
  holds
• 3:23
  to
• 3:24
  his
• 3:24
  views
• 3:24
  because
• 3:24
  he
• 3:25
  actually
• 3:25
  believes
• 3:26
  them.
• 3:26
  And,
• 3:26
  you
• 3:27
  know,
• 3:27
  I
• 3:27
  hope
• 3:27
  I
• 3:28
  can
• 3:28
  be
• 3:28
  like
• 3:28
  that.
• 3:29
  Yeah.
• 3:30
  For
• 3:30
  me,
• 3:31
  someone
• 3:31
  I
• 3:31
  do
• 3:32
  look
• 3:32
  up
• 3:32
  to
• 3:32
  a
• 3:32
  lot,
• 3:32
  and
• 3:33
  not
• 3:33
  just
• 3:33
  because
• 3:34
  I
• 3:35
  like
• 3:35
  his
• 3:36
  content.
• 3:36
  It's
• 3:37
  going
• 3:37
  to
• 3:37
  be
• 3:37
  Hidetaka
• 3:37
  Miyazaki,
• 3:39
  which,
• 3:39
  Joshua,
• 3:40
  if
• 3:40
  you're
• 3:40
  watching,
• 3:41
  clearly
• 3:41
  does
• 3:41
  not
• 3:41
  know
• 3:42
  who
• 3:42
  that
• 3:42
  is.
• 3:43
  That
• 3:43
  is
• 3:44
  the
• 3:44
  creator
• 3:44
  of
• 3:44
  Dark
• 3:44
  Souls.
• 3:45
  Ah,
• 3:46
  yeah.
• 3:46
  Yeah.
• 3:47
  And
• 3:47
  I.
• 3:48
  I
• 3:48
  do
• 3:48
  look
• 3:48
  up
• 3:48
  to
• 3:48
  him
• 3:49
  so
• 3:49
  much
• 3:49
  because
• 3:49
  he's
• 3:50
  so
• 3:50
  unafraid,
• 3:51
  which
• 3:52
  at
• 3:52
  first
• 3:53
  you
• 3:53
  could
• 3:53
  get
• 3:53
  it
• 3:54
  because
• 3:54
  the
• 3:54
  series
• 3:54
  was
• 3:55
  pretty
• 3:55
  small,
• 3:55
  but
• 3:56
  he's
• 3:56
  so
• 3:56
  unafraid
• 3:57
  to
• 3:57
  just
• 3:58
  make
• 3:58
  part
• 3:58
  of
• 3:59
  a
• 3:59
  game
• 3:59
  for
• 3:59
  himself.
• 4:00
  Like,
• 4:01
  it's
• 4:02
  my
• 4:02
  thing.
• 4:02
  I'm
• 4:03
  gonna
• 4:03
  enjoy
• 4:03
  it.
• 4:04
  He's
• 4:04
  just
• 4:04
  not
• 4:04
  afraid
• 4:05
  at
• 4:06
  all.
• 4:06
  He
• 4:07
  has
• 4:08
  come
• 4:08
  out
• 4:08
  and
• 4:08
  said
• 4:08
  that
• 4:08
  there
• 4:09
  will
• 4:09
  be
• 4:09
  a
• 4:09
  poison
• 4:09
  swamp
• 4:10
  in
• 4:10
  every
• 4:10
  game
• 4:10
  he
• 4:10
  makes
• 4:11
  because
• 4:11
  he
• 4:11
  likes
• 4:11
  poison
• 4:12
  swamps
• 4:12
  and
• 4:12
  everyone
• 4:13
  else
• 4:13
  hates
• 4:13
  them.
• 4:14
  That's
• 4:14
  something
• 4:15
  I
• 4:15
  think
• 4:15
  we
• 4:15
  should
• 4:15
  try
• 4:16
  to
• 4:16
  emulate
• 4:16
  on
• 4:16
  our
• 4:17
  show.
• 4:17
  Yeah,
• 4:18
  yeah.
• 4:18
  No,
• 4:18
  I
• 4:19
  like
• 4:19
  that.
• 4:19
  I
• 4:19
  like
• 4:19
  when
• 4:19
  sometimes
• 4:20
  you
• 4:20
  just
• 4:20
  do
• 4:20
  something
• 4:20
  for
• 4:20
  yourself.
• 4:22
  We
• 4:22
  actually
• 4:23
  do
• 4:23
  at
• 4:23
  the
• 4:23
  drive
• 4:23
  in,
• 4:23
  the
• 4:24
  summer
• 4:24
  drive
• 4:24
  in.
• 4:25
  We
• 4:25
  like
• 4:25
  a
• 4:25
  lot
• 4:25
  of
• 4:25
  series.
• 4:26
  We
• 4:26
  let
• 4:26
  people
• 4:27
  vote
• 4:27
  on
• 4:27
  Facebook
• 4:27
  group.
• 4:28
  But
• 4:28
  for
• 4:28
  the
• 4:28
  summer
• 4:28
  drive
• 4:29
  in.
• 4:29
  Nah,
• 4:30
  that's
• 4:30
  us.
• 4:30
  We
• 4:31
  choose
• 4:31
  what
• 4:31
  we're
• 4:31
  gonna
• 4:31
  do
• 4:32
  for
• 4:32
  that.
• 4:32
  Because
• 4:32
  it's
• 4:33
  true.
• 4:34
  Yeah.
• 4:35
  But
• 4:35
  also
• 4:35
  for
• 4:35
  some
• 4:35
  reason,
• 4:35
  it's
• 4:36
  just
• 4:36
  Japanese
• 4:36
  names
• 4:37
  always
• 4:37
  throw
• 4:37
  me
• 4:37
  off.
• 4:38
  And
• 4:38
  it's
• 4:38
  funny
• 4:38
  because,
• 4:38
  like,
• 4:38
  I
• 4:39
  do
• 4:39
  it
• 4:39
  too,
• 4:39
  where
• 4:40
  I'm
• 4:40
  like,
• 4:40
  you
• 4:41
  know
• 4:41
  who
• 4:41
  makes
• 4:41
  the
• 4:41
  absolute
• 4:42
  best
• 4:42
  video
• 4:42
  game
• 4:42
  music?
• 4:43
  Yokoshimaura.
• 4:44
  And
• 4:44
  it's
• 4:44
  just
• 4:44
  like.
• 4:46
  But
• 4:46
  because
• 4:47
  I'm
• 4:47
  just
• 4:47
  not
• 4:47
  used
• 4:47
  to
• 4:47
  hearing
• 4:48
  Japanese
• 4:48
  names.
• 4:48
  Like
• 4:49
  whenever
• 4:49
  someone
• 4:49
  just
• 4:49
  drops
• 4:50
  it,
• 4:50
  I'm
• 4:50
  like,
• 4:51
  oh,
• 4:52
  brain.
• 4:52
  Had
• 4:52
  to.
• 4:52
  How
• 4:52
  to
• 4:53
  catch
• 4:53
  up
• 4:53
  with
• 4:53
  that?
• 4:54
  Yeah.
• 4:55
  But
• 4:56
  if
• 4:56
  you're
• 4:56
  on
• 4:56
  a
• 4:56
  laptop,
• 4:57
  consider
• 4:57
  rating
• 4:57
  and
• 4:57
  reviewing
• 4:58
  our
• 4:58
  show
• 4:58
  on
• 4:58
  podcasts
• 4:59
  or
• 4:59
  GoodPods.
• 5:00
  That
• 5:00
  helps
• 5:00
  boost
• 5:01
  us
• 5:01
  a
• 5:01
  lot.
• 5:02
  The
• 5:02
  algorithm
• 5:03
  loves
• 5:03
  those.
• 5:03
  You're
• 5:04
  on
• 5:04
  your
• 5:04
  phone,
• 5:04
  rate
• 5:05
  us,
• 5:05
  review
• 5:05
  us,
• 5:05
  comment
• 5:06
  on
• 5:06
  us,
• 5:06
  tell
• 5:06
  us
• 5:06
  what
• 5:07
  you
• 5:07
  hate
• 5:07
  about
• 5:07
  us.
• 5:08
  But
• 5:09
  we
• 5:09
  wanted
• 5:10
  to
• 5:10
  thank
• 5:10
  one
• 5:10
  of
• 5:10
  our
• 5:10
  supporters
• 5:11
  from.
• 5:11
  I
• 5:12
  think
• 5:12
  he
• 5:12
  supports
• 5:12
  us
• 5:12
  on
• 5:12
  Patreon.
• 5:13
  I'm
• 5:13
  pretty
• 5:13
  sure.
• 5:14
  Austin
• 5:14
  Nance,
• 5:16
  you
• 5:16
  can
• 5:16
  get
• 5:16
  your
• 5:16
  all
• 5:17
  shout
• 5:17
  out
• 5:17
  for
• 5:17
  $3
• 5:18
  a
• 5:18
  month.
• 5:18
  You
• 5:19
  just
• 5:19
  send
• 5:19
  me
• 5:20
  $3
• 5:20
  directly
• 5:20
  and
• 5:21
  I'll
• 5:21
  shout
• 5:21
  you
• 5:21
  out
• 5:21
  on
• 5:22
  every
• 5:22
  episode
• 5:22
  for
• 5:22
  the
• 5:23
  rest
• 5:23
  of
• 5:23
  the
• 5:23
  time.
• 5:24
  If
• 5:24
  you
• 5:24
  said
• 5:25
  directly
• 5:25
  to
• 5:25
  tj,
• 5:26
  you're
• 5:26
  guaranteed
• 5:27
  to
• 5:27
  get
• 5:27
  the
• 5:27
  shout
• 5:27
  outs
• 5:28
  from
• 5:28
  tj.
• 5:29
  That's
• 5:29
  true.
• 5:30
  Yeah,
• 5:30
  that
• 5:30
  is
• 5:30
  true.
• 5:31
  And
• 5:31
  then
• 5:31
  all
• 5:31
  of
• 5:32
  a
• 5:32
  podcast.
• 5:32
  Yeah,
• 5:33
  it's
• 5:33
  true.
• 5:33
  You
• 5:34
  can
• 5:34
  check
• 5:34
  out
• 5:34
  the
• 5:34
  rest
• 5:34
  of
• 5:34
  our
• 5:35
  church,
• 5:36
  but
• 5:36
  check
• 5:37
  out
• 5:37
  the
• 5:37
  rest
• 5:37
  of
• 5:37
  our
• 5:37
  gaming
• 5:37
  icon
• 5:38
  series.
• 5:38
  The
• 5:38
  link's
• 5:39
  in
• 5:39
  the
• 5:39
  show
• 5:39
  notes.
• 5:40
  But
• 5:41
  today,
• 5:42
  if
• 5:42
  you've
• 5:42
  noticed,
• 5:43
  we
• 5:43
  are
• 5:43
  talking
• 5:43
  about
• 5:44
  Xbox
• 5:45
  icons.
• 5:45
  We
• 5:46
  opened
• 5:46
  with
• 5:46
  the
• 5:46
  quote
• 5:47
  from
• 5:47
  the
• 5:47
  end
• 5:47
  of
• 5:47
  Halo
• 5:48
  2,
• 5:48
  which
• 5:49
  I
• 5:49
  think
• 5:49
  is
• 5:49
  nearly
• 5:50
  universally
• 5:51
  accepted
• 5:52
  as
• 5:52
  one
• 5:52
  of
• 5:53
  the
• 5:53
  greatest
• 5:53
  Xbox
• 5:54
  games
• 5:54
  of
• 5:55
  all
• 5:55
  time.
• 5:55
  Unless
• 5:56
  you're
• 5:56
  Josh.
• 5:58
  So
• 5:58
  we're
• 5:58
  going
• 5:58
  over
• 5:59
  characters.
• 6:00
  Don't
• 6:00
  argue.
• 6:00
  We're
• 6:01
  going
• 6:01
  over
• 6:01
  characters
• 6:01
  we
• 6:02
  personally
• 6:02
  find
• 6:02
  iconic
• 6:03
  and
• 6:03
  which
• 6:03
  ones
• 6:04
  the
• 6:04
  mainstream
• 6:05
  culture
• 6:05
  will
• 6:06
  probably
• 6:06
  find
• 6:06
  iconic.
• 6:07
  We
• 6:07
  might
• 6:07
  cheat
• 6:07
  a
• 6:07
  little
• 6:08
  bit.
• 6:08
  So
• 6:09
  did
• 6:09
  Xbox
• 6:09
  back
• 6:09
  in
• 6:09
  the
• 6:10
  day.
• 6:10
  So,
• 6:11
  Josh,
• 6:11
  what's
• 6:11
  your
• 6:12
  history
• 6:12
  with
• 6:12
  Xbox.
• 6:12
  I
• 6:13
  know.
• 6:13
  It's
• 6:13
  not
• 6:13
  a
• 6:13
  lot.
• 6:15
  Yeah,
• 6:15
  yeah.
• 6:15
  Know
• 6:16
  what
• 6:16
  I
• 6:16
  was
• 6:16
  gonna
• 6:16
  say.
• 6:17
  Say
• 6:17
  earlier.
• 6:18
  It's
• 6:18
  just.
• 6:19
  It
• 6:19
  might
• 6:20
  be
• 6:20
  one
• 6:20
  of
• 6:20
  the
• 6:20
  best
• 6:20
  Xbox
• 6:21
  games,
• 6:21
  and
• 6:21
  that
• 6:21
  might
• 6:21
  be
• 6:22
  why
• 6:22
  I'm
• 6:22
  not
• 6:22
  really
• 6:22
  an
• 6:22
  Xbox
• 6:23
  guy.
• 6:26
  Yeah.
• 6:26
  I'm
• 6:26
  on
• 6:26
  this
• 6:26
  episode
• 6:27
  because
• 6:27
  the
• 6:27
  hosts
• 6:28
  that
• 6:28
  do
• 6:28
  like
• 6:28
  Xbox
• 6:29
  were
• 6:30
  unavailable
• 6:30
  for
• 6:30
  various
• 6:31
  reasons
• 6:31
  this
• 6:31
  week.
• 6:32
  So
• 6:32
  you
• 6:32
  got
• 6:33
  stuck
• 6:33
  with
• 6:33
  me.
• 6:34
  My
• 6:35
  history
• 6:35
  is
• 6:35
  pretty
• 6:35
  simple.
• 6:36
  I
• 6:36
  was
• 6:36
  really
• 6:36
  excited
• 6:37
  for
• 6:37
  it
• 6:37
  when
• 6:37
  the
• 6:38
  first
• 6:38
  one
• 6:38
  came
• 6:38
  out.
• 6:38
  Got
• 6:39
  it
• 6:39
  for
• 6:39
  Christmas,
• 6:40
  beat
• 6:41
  Halo,
• 6:41
  really
• 6:42
  played,
• 6:43
  like,
• 6:43
  two
• 6:43
  other
• 6:43
  games.
• 6:44
  I
• 6:44
  was
• 6:44
  like,
• 6:44
  hey,
• 6:44
  this
• 6:45
  system
• 6:46
  isn't
• 6:46
  fun.
• 6:47
  Then
• 6:47
  I
• 6:48
  got
• 6:48
  a
• 6:48
  PlayStation
• 6:49
  and
• 6:49
  became
• 6:50
  a
• 6:50
  PlayStation
• 6:50
  guy
• 6:51
  really
• 6:51
  quickly
• 6:51
  because
• 6:51
  I
• 6:51
  was
• 6:51
  like
• 6:52
  Ratchet
• 6:52
  and
• 6:52
  Clank.
• 6:53
  This
• 6:53
  is
• 6:53
  like
• 6:54
  Halo,
• 6:54
  but
• 6:54
  funny.
• 6:55
  And
• 6:56
  turns
• 6:56
  out
• 6:56
  I
• 6:56
  like
• 6:57
  Halo,
• 6:57
  but
• 6:57
  funny.
• 6:58
  Yeah,
• 6:59
  yeah.
• 7:00
  I
• 7:00
  think
• 7:00
  Xbox
• 7:01
  really
• 7:02
  wanted
• 7:02
  to
• 7:02
  be
• 7:03
  aimed
• 7:03
  at
• 7:03
  a
• 7:03
  more
• 7:03
  adult
• 7:04
  audience,
• 7:04
  especially
• 7:05
  back
• 7:05
  then.
• 7:06
  Yeah.
• 7:07
  And
• 7:07
  I'm
• 7:07
  just
• 7:08
  always
• 7:08
  a
• 7:09
  child.
• 7:09
  Yeah.
• 7:10
  And
• 7:10
  then
• 7:10
  you
• 7:11
  were
• 7:11
  a
• 7:11
  child
• 7:11
  at
• 7:11
  that
• 7:11
  time.
• 7:12
  Yeah,
• 7:12
  that's
• 7:13
  true.
• 7:13
  Like,
• 7:13
  especially
• 7:14
  at
• 7:14
  that
• 7:14
  point
• 7:14
  when
• 7:15
  it's
• 7:15
  like,
• 7:15
  hey,
• 7:16
  kill
• 7:16
  a
• 7:16
  bunch
• 7:16
  of
• 7:17
  that.
• 7:17
  And
• 7:17
  I
• 7:17
  guess
• 7:17
  I'm
• 7:17
  just
• 7:18
  like.
• 7:18
  Especially.
• 7:20
  Honestly,
• 7:20
  back
• 7:21
  then,
• 7:21
  I
• 7:21
  think
• 7:21
  I
• 7:21
  was
• 7:21
  just
• 7:22
  really
• 7:22
  good
• 7:22
  at
• 7:22
  video
• 7:22
  games,
• 7:23
  and,
• 7:23
  like,
• 7:24
  the
• 7:24
  older
• 7:24
  I
• 7:24
  get,
• 7:25
  the
• 7:25
  slower
• 7:25
  my
• 7:25
  brain
• 7:26
  gets
• 7:26
  and
• 7:27
  the
• 7:27
  worse
• 7:27
  I
• 7:27
  get
• 7:27
  at
• 7:28
  video
• 7:28
  games.
• 7:29
  But,
• 7:29
  like,
• 7:30
  I
• 7:30
  think
• 7:31
  it
• 7:31
  being
• 7:31
  easy
• 7:32
  was
• 7:32
  less
• 7:32
  the
• 7:32
  problem
• 7:33
  and
• 7:33
  more
• 7:33
  of,
• 7:33
  like,
• 7:34
  if
• 7:34
  it's
• 7:34
  easy
• 7:35
  and
• 7:35
  the
• 7:35
  entire
• 7:36
  thing
• 7:36
  of
• 7:36
  it
• 7:36
  for
• 7:36
  me
• 7:37
  is
• 7:37
  just
• 7:37
  playing
• 7:38
  through.
• 7:38
  I
• 7:39
  got
• 7:39
  bored
• 7:39
  too
• 7:39
  quick.
• 7:40
  Ratcheting,
• 7:41
  like,
• 7:41
  was
• 7:42
  probably
• 7:42
  still
• 7:42
  easy,
• 7:43
  but
• 7:44
  then
• 7:44
  you
• 7:44
  throw
• 7:44
  in
• 7:44
  these,
• 7:45
  like,
• 7:45
  Courtney
• 7:46
  gear
• 7:46
  jokes,
• 7:47
  and
• 7:47
  every
• 7:47
  single
• 7:48
  game's
• 7:48
  title
• 7:48
  is
• 7:49
  going
• 7:49
  to
• 7:49
  be
• 7:49
  a
• 7:49
  reference
• 7:49
  to
• 7:49
  a
• 7:49
  butt
• 7:50
  for
• 7:50
  some
• 7:50
  reason,
• 7:50
  and
• 7:51
  I'm
• 7:51
  like,
• 7:51
  yeah,
• 7:51
  this
• 7:51
  is
• 7:52
  great.
• 7:53
  Yeah,
• 7:54
  yeah,
• 7:55
  yeah.
• 7:55
  I
• 7:55
  grew
• 7:56
  up
• 7:56
  with
• 7:56
  Xbox.
• 7:57
  I
• 7:57
  was
• 7:58
  a
• 7:58
  solid
• 7:59
  Xbox
• 7:59
  kid
• 8:00
  right
• 8:01
  up
• 8:01
  until
• 8:01
  I
• 8:01
  had
• 8:01
  to
• 8:01
  buy
• 8:01
  them
• 8:02
  for
• 8:02
  myself.
• 8:02
  And
• 8:03
  I
• 8:03
  could
• 8:03
  get
• 8:03
  a
• 8:03
  PS4
• 8:04
  for,
• 8:04
  like,
• 8:04
  60
• 8:04
  bucks.
• 8:05
  That's
• 8:06
  what
• 8:06
  I
• 8:06
  did.
• 8:06
  And
• 8:07
  now
• 8:07
  I
• 8:07
  don't
• 8:07
  really
• 8:07
  play
• 8:07
  either.
• 8:08
  I.
• 8:09
  Okay.
• 8:09
  I
• 8:09
  don't
• 8:10
  know
• 8:10
  that
• 8:10
  story,
• 8:11
  but
• 8:11
  I
• 8:11
  would
• 8:11
  like
• 8:11
  to
• 8:12
  one
• 8:12
  day.
• 8:12
  Yeah,
• 8:13
  I
• 8:13
  do
• 8:14
  love
• 8:14
  my
• 8:14
  PS5.
• 8:15
  I'm
• 8:16
  a
• 8:16
  PC
• 8:16
  guy
• 8:16
  now,
• 8:17
  which
• 8:17
  technically
• 8:18
  makes
• 8:18
  me
• 8:18
  an
• 8:18
  Xbox
• 8:19
  person
• 8:19
  because
• 8:19
  of
• 8:20
  Microsoft.
• 8:21
  But
• 8:21
  we're
• 8:22
  gonna
• 8:22
  jump
• 8:22
  into
• 8:22
  it
• 8:23
  and
• 8:23
  we're
• 8:23
  gonna
• 8:23
  share
• 8:23
  our
• 8:24
  number
• 8:24
  three
• 8:25
  picks
• 8:25
  for
• 8:26
  personal
• 8:27
  iconic
• 8:28
  character.
• 8:30
  I
• 8:30
  think
• 8:31
  Josh
• 8:31
  got
• 8:32
  taken
• 8:32
  into
• 8:32
  the
• 8:33
  Xbox
• 8:33
  dimension.
• 8:34
  That's
• 8:34
  not
• 8:35
  a
• 8:35
  place
• 8:35
  you
• 8:35
  want
• 8:35
  to
• 8:35
  be
• 8:36
  unless
• 8:36
  it's,
• 8:37
  like,
• 8:37
  the
• 8:37
  original
• 8:37
  Xbox,
• 8:38
  which
• 8:38
  had
• 8:38
  the
• 8:38
  coolest
• 8:39
  UI
• 8:39
  of
• 8:39
  all
• 8:39
  time.
• 8:40
  But
• 8:41
  for
• 8:42
  me,
• 8:42
  number
• 8:42
  three,
• 8:43
  I
• 8:43
  think.
• 8:43
  And
• 8:44
  here's
• 8:44
  the
• 8:44
  deal,
• 8:45
  all
• 8:45
  right,
• 8:46
  I'm
• 8:46
  cheating.
• 8:47
  Only
• 8:47
  one
• 8:47
  of
• 8:47
  the
• 8:47
  games
• 8:48
  on
• 8:48
  my
• 8:48
  top
• 8:49
  three
• 8:49
  is
• 8:50
  actually
• 8:50
  exclusive
• 8:51
  to
• 8:51
  Xbox.
• 8:52
  I
• 8:52
  Had
• 8:53
  wondered
• 8:53
  about
• 8:53
  that.
• 8:54
  It's
• 8:55
  true.
• 8:56
  But
• 8:57
  I'm
• 8:57
  starting
• 8:57
  with
• 8:57
  Turok
• 8:58
  as
• 8:58
  my
• 8:59
  number
• 8:59
  three
• 8:59
  most
• 8:59
  iconic
• 9:00
  character
• 9:01
  for
• 9:01
  Xbox,
• 9:01
  and
• 9:02
  I.
• 9:02
  This
• 9:02
  is
• 9:02
  the
• 9:03
  worst
• 9:03
  one
• 9:03
  for
• 9:03
  me
• 9:04
  in
• 9:04
  terms
• 9:04
  of,
• 9:05
  like,
• 9:06
  working
• 9:06
  for
• 9:06
  the
• 9:07
  list,
• 9:07
  because
• 9:08
  Turok
• 9:08
  started
• 9:09
  on,
• 9:09
  like,
• 9:09
  in
• 9:10
  64
• 9:10
  or
• 9:11
  something.
• 9:11
  Yeah.
• 9:12
  As
• 9:12
  soon
• 9:12
  as
• 9:12
  I
• 9:13
  looked
• 9:13
  up
• 9:13
  the
• 9:13
  name,
• 9:13
  I
• 9:13
  was
• 9:13
  like,
• 9:13
  this
• 9:14
  is
• 9:14
  a
• 9:14
  Nintendo
• 9:14
  game.
• 9:15
  DJ
• 9:16
  I
• 9:16
  wasn't
• 9:16
  gonna
• 9:16
  say
• 9:16
  anything.
• 9:17
  I
• 9:17
  figured
• 9:17
  you.
• 9:17
  But
• 9:17
  it
• 9:18
  wasn't.
• 9:18
  It
• 9:18
  wasn't
• 9:19
  when
• 9:19
  I
• 9:19
  was
• 9:19
  8
• 9:19
  years
• 9:19
  old,
• 9:21
  because
• 9:21
  they
• 9:21
  rebooted
• 9:22
  the
• 9:22
  series
• 9:23
  and
• 9:23
  it
• 9:23
  went
• 9:23
  on
• 9:23
  Xbox,
• 9:24
  and
• 9:24
  Xbox
• 9:25
  did
• 9:25
  this
• 9:25
  thing
• 9:25
  back
• 9:26
  then
• 9:26
  where
• 9:26
  they
• 9:26
  would
• 9:27
  pay
• 9:27
  to
• 9:27
  have
• 9:27
  exclusive
• 9:28
  rights
• 9:29
  for
• 9:29
  a
• 9:29
  game
• 9:30
  for
• 9:31
  a
• 9:31
  little
• 9:31
  while
• 9:32
  so
• 9:32
  they
• 9:32
  could
• 9:32
  sell
• 9:32
  more
• 9:33
  games
• 9:33
  that
• 9:34
  had
• 9:34
  the
• 9:34
  little
• 9:35
  stamp
• 9:35
  on
• 9:35
  it
• 9:35
  that
• 9:36
  said
• 9:36
  only
• 9:36
  on
• 9:37
  Xbox.
• 9:38
  Like
• 9:39
  the
• 9:39
  third
• 9:40
  of
• 9:40
  the
• 9:40
  Banjo
• 9:40
  series.
• 9:41
  Yeah.
• 9:41
  Which
• 9:42
  is
• 9:42
  infuriating
• 9:42
  because
• 9:43
  the
• 9:43
  first
• 9:43
  two
• 9:43
  were
• 9:43
  Nintendo
• 9:44
  exclusives.
• 9:45
  Yeah.
• 9:46
  Yeah.
• 9:47
  That's
• 9:47
  what
• 9:47
  you
• 9:47
  get
• 9:47
  for
• 9:48
  being
• 9:48
  a
• 9:48
  PlayStation
• 9:49
  guy.
• 9:50
  But
• 9:51
  Torok,
• 9:52
  that's
• 9:53
  just.
• 9:53
  That's
• 9:53
  one
• 9:54
  of
• 9:54
  the
• 9:54
  things
• 9:54
  that
• 9:55
  comes
• 9:55
  to
• 9:55
  mind
• 9:55
  for
• 9:55
  me
• 9:56
  on
• 9:56
  Xbox
• 9:56
  because
• 9:57
  I
• 9:57
  was
• 9:57
  like.
• 9:57
  I
• 9:57
  said
• 9:58
  8
• 9:58
  years
• 9:58
  old,
• 9:58
  and
• 9:59
  dinosaurs
• 10:00
  are
• 10:00
  awesome,
• 10:01
  obviously.
• 10:02
  So
• 10:02
  I.
• 10:03
  I'm
• 10:03
  really
• 10:03
  not
• 10:03
  sure
• 10:04
  how
• 10:04
  much
• 10:05
  other
• 10:05
  people
• 10:06
  think
• 10:06
  about
• 10:06
  Tool
• 10:06
  Rock,
• 10:07
  if
• 10:07
  ever.
• 10:08
  But
• 10:08
  a
• 10:09
  huge
• 10:09
  part
• 10:09
  of
• 10:09
  my
• 10:09
  childhood
• 10:10
  was
• 10:10
  beating
• 10:11
  Turok
• 10:12
  reboot
• 10:12
  on
• 10:13
  the
• 10:13
  original
• 10:14
  Xbox
• 10:14
  as
• 10:15
  a
• 10:15
  child,
• 10:15
  which
• 10:15
  is.
• 10:16
  I
• 10:16
  was
• 10:16
  way
• 10:17
  too
• 10:17
  young
• 10:17
  to
• 10:17
  be
• 10:17
  playing
• 10:18
  that
• 10:18
  game.
• 10:19
  If
• 10:19
  you're
• 10:19
  not
• 10:19
  familiar,
• 10:21
  the
• 10:22
  premise
• 10:22
  of
• 10:22
  Turok
• 10:23
  is
• 10:23
  you
• 10:24
  are
• 10:24
  a
• 10:24
  guy
• 10:25
  teleported
• 10:25
  to
• 10:26
  the
• 10:26
  past,
• 10:27
  working
• 10:27
  with
• 10:28
  basically
• 10:29
  Native
• 10:30
  Americans
• 10:31
  to
• 10:31
  kill
• 10:32
  evil
• 10:33
  alien
• 10:33
  dinosaurs.
• 10:35
  Okay.
• 10:36
  Since
• 10:37
  it
• 10:37
  was
• 10:37
  like,
• 10:37
  original
• 10:38
  Xbox,
• 10:39
  is
• 10:39
  this
• 10:39
  going
• 10:39
  to
• 10:39
  be
• 10:40
  like.
• 10:41
  Are
• 10:41
  the
• 10:41
  graphics
• 10:42
  so
• 10:42
  bad
• 10:42
  that
• 10:42
  I
• 10:43
  wouldn't
• 10:43
  enjoy
• 10:43
  it,
• 10:44
  or
• 10:44
  can
• 10:44
  I
• 10:44
  still
• 10:45
  enjoy
• 10:45
  this
• 10:45
  because,
• 10:45
  like,
• 10:46
  would
• 10:46
  hate
• 10:46
  it?
• 10:47
  That's
• 10:47
  so
• 10:48
  sad,
• 10:48
  because
• 10:48
  that
• 10:48
  premise
• 10:49
  sounds
• 10:50
  wonderful.
• 10:51
  It
• 10:52
  is.
• 10:52
  Yeah,
• 10:53
  it
• 10:53
  is.
• 10:54
  I
• 10:54
  think
• 10:55
  a
• 10:55
  lot
• 10:55
  of
• 10:55
  people
• 10:55
  are
• 10:56
  still
• 10:56
  able
• 10:56
  to,
• 10:56
  like,
• 10:57
  look
• 10:57
  around
• 10:57
  that.
• 10:58
  To
• 10:58
  enjoy
• 10:58
  old
• 10:59
  games.
• 10:59
  And
• 10:59
  I
• 10:59
  do
• 10:59
  kind
• 11:00
  of
• 11:00
  feel
• 11:00
  bad
• 11:00
  for
• 11:00
  people
• 11:00
  who
• 11:01
  aren't
• 11:01
  able
• 11:01
  to
• 11:01
  do
• 11:01
  that
• 11:02
  because
• 11:03
  there's
• 11:03
  no
• 11:04
  way
• 11:04
  they're
• 11:04
  gonna
• 11:04
  make
• 11:05
  another
• 11:05
  Torah
• 11:06
  game.
• 11:07
  But
• 11:08
  it's
• 11:08
  great.
• 11:08
  I
• 11:08
  love
• 11:09
  it
• 11:09
  a
• 11:09
  lot.
• 11:10
  I
• 11:11
  think
• 11:11
  it
• 11:11
  stood
• 11:11
  out
• 11:12
  a
• 11:12
  lot
• 11:12
  to
• 11:12
  me
• 11:12
  personally,
• 11:13
  because
• 11:14
  I
• 11:14
  was
• 11:14
  eight.
• 11:15
  Oh,
• 11:16
  yeah.
• 11:17
  That'll
• 11:17
  do
• 11:17
  it.
• 11:18
  Fighting
• 11:18
  dinosaurs
• 11:19
  and
• 11:20
  there
• 11:20
  was
• 11:20
  a
• 11:20
  lot
• 11:20
  of
• 11:20
  blood.
• 11:21
  It
• 11:21
  is
• 11:21
  really
• 11:22
  gory.
• 11:23
  I
• 11:23
  just.
• 11:24
  I'm
• 11:24
  sad.
• 11:25
  I
• 11:25
  can.
• 11:25
  I
• 11:25
  can
• 11:26
  get
• 11:26
  it.
• 11:26
  I
• 11:26
  can
• 11:26
  play
• 11:27
  some
• 11:27
  older
• 11:27
  games
• 11:27
  with
• 11:28
  bad
• 11:28
  graphics,
• 11:29
  but
• 11:29
  usually
• 11:29
  I
• 11:29
  have
• 11:29
  to
• 11:30
  have,
• 11:30
  like,
• 11:30
  some
• 11:30
  nostalgia
• 11:31
  factor.
• 11:32
  I'm
• 11:32
  getting
• 11:32
  ready
• 11:33
  to
• 11:33
  get
• 11:33
  a
• 11:33
  Steam
• 11:33
  deck
• 11:33
  whenever
• 11:34
  we
• 11:34
  move,
• 11:35
  and
• 11:35
  the
• 11:36
  first
• 11:36
  thing
• 11:36
  I
• 11:36
  plan
• 11:36
  on
• 11:36
  doing
• 11:37
  is
• 11:37
  playing
• 11:37
  DK64
• 11:39
  just
• 11:39
  immediately.
• 11:40
  And
• 11:41
  I
• 11:41
  know
• 11:41
  that
• 11:41
  the
• 11:41
  Graphics
• 11:42
  are
• 11:42
  bad.
• 11:42
  I
• 11:42
  just
• 11:42
  never
• 11:43
  beat
• 11:43
  it
• 11:43
  because
• 11:43
  my
• 11:43
  brother
• 11:43
  broke
• 11:44
  my
• 11:44
  Nintendo,
• 11:44
  and
• 11:45
  gosh
• 11:46
  darn
• 11:46
  it,
• 11:46
  I'm
• 11:46
  gonna
• 11:46
  beat
• 11:46
  it.
• 11:47
  Yeah.
• 11:48
  I
• 11:48
  will
• 11:48
  say
• 11:49
  the
• 11:49
  one
• 11:49
  I
• 11:49
  am
• 11:50
  talking
• 11:50
  about
• 11:50
  specifically
• 11:50
  is
• 11:50
  Torok
• 11:51
  Evolution,
• 11:52
  but
• 11:52
  I
• 11:52
  don't
• 11:53
  even
• 11:53
  remember.
• 11:54
  Like,
• 11:54
  the
• 11:54
  name
• 11:55
  of
• 11:55
  character
• 11:56
  to
• 11:56
  me
• 11:57
  was
• 11:57
  always
• 11:57
  Torok.
• 11:58
  That's
• 11:58
  definitely
• 11:58
  not
• 11:58
  his
• 11:58
  name.
• 11:59
  It's
• 11:59
  like
• 11:59
  Tau
• 11:59
  Set
• 12:00
  or
• 12:00
  something.
• 12:02
  But
• 12:02
  he
• 12:02
  really
• 12:03
  stands
• 12:03
  up
• 12:03
  for
• 12:04
  the
• 12:04
  little
• 12:04
  guy.
• 12:05
  He
• 12:05
  fights
• 12:05
  the
• 12:06
  fight
• 12:06
  that's
• 12:06
  not
• 12:06
  his
• 12:07
  because
• 12:07
  it's
• 12:07
  the
• 12:07
  right
• 12:07
  thing
• 12:08
  to
• 12:08
  do,
• 12:08
  and
• 12:08
  I
• 12:08
  look
• 12:08
  up
• 12:08
  to
• 12:08
  that
• 12:09
  a
• 12:09
  lot.
• 12:10
  He
• 12:11
  engages
• 12:11
  in
• 12:11
  quite
• 12:12
  a
• 12:12
  bit
• 12:12
  of
• 12:12
  gratuitous
• 12:13
  violence.
• 12:14
  I'm
• 12:14
  gonna
• 12:15
  leave
• 12:15
  that
• 12:15
  behind.
• 12:15
  I'm
• 12:16
  not
• 12:16
  gonna
• 12:16
  bring
• 12:16
  that
• 12:16
  with
• 12:17
  me
• 12:17
  into
• 12:17
  2025.
• 12:18
  Okay,
• 12:19
  but
• 12:19
  what
• 12:19
  if
• 12:19
  you're
• 12:20
  teleported
• 12:20
  to
• 12:20
  a
• 12:20
  different
• 12:21
  time
• 12:21
  where
• 12:22
  you
• 12:22
  have
• 12:22
  to
• 12:22
  team
• 12:22
  up
• 12:22
  with
• 12:22
  Native
• 12:23
  Americans
• 12:23
  and
• 12:23
  alien
• 12:24
  dinosaurs?
• 12:24
  Yeah.
• 12:24
  Free
• 12:25
  game.
• 12:26
  Yeah.
• 12:27
  Because
• 12:27
  that's
• 12:27
  not
• 12:27
  2025.
• 12:29
  That's
• 12:29
  not.
• 12:30
  That
• 12:30
  doesn't
• 12:31
  count.
• 12:31
  We're
• 12:32
  in
• 12:32
  an
• 12:32
  ageless
• 12:33
  epic.
• 12:33
  There's.
• 12:34
  Yeah.
• 12:35
  I
• 12:35
  have
• 12:35
  guns,
• 12:35
  though,
• 12:36
  so.
• 12:36
  Aliens
• 12:37
  should
• 12:37
  have
• 12:37
  left
• 12:37
  the
• 12:38
  guns.
• 12:38
  Yeah.
• 12:39
  Yeah.
• 12:40
  That's
• 12:40
  their
• 12:40
  fault
• 12:41
  that
• 12:41
  I'm
• 12:41
  gonna
• 12:42
  kill
• 12:42
  them
• 12:42
  all.
• 12:42
  So
• 12:43
  is
• 12:43
  there
• 12:43
  anything
• 12:43
  you
• 12:44
  would
• 12:44
  emulate
• 12:44
  from
• 12:45
  his
• 12:45
  character,
• 12:45
  though?
• 12:46
  Yeah,
• 12:46
  I
• 12:46
  already
• 12:46
  said
• 12:46
  it.
• 12:47
  Oh,
• 12:48
  did
• 12:48
  I
• 12:48
  miss
• 12:48
  that
• 12:48
  part?
• 12:49
  Yeah.
• 12:52
  Mm.
• 12:53
  We're
• 12:53
  recording
• 12:54
  late
• 12:54
  at
• 12:54
  night.
• 12:55
  I'm
• 12:56
  a
• 12:56
  morning
• 12:56
  person.
• 12:57
  Very
• 12:57
  much
• 12:58
  a
• 12:58
  morning
• 12:58
  person.
• 12:59
  Mm.
• 13:00
  So
• 13:00
  number
• 13:01
  three,
• 13:01
  pick.
• 13:01
  You
• 13:01
  have
• 13:02
  a
• 13:02
  number
• 13:02
  three
• 13:03
  personal
• 13:03
  Xbox
• 13:04
  icon.
• 13:05
  I
• 13:05
  do.
• 13:08
  I
• 13:08
  just
• 13:08
  remember
• 13:08
  that
• 13:08
  I
• 13:09
  gave
• 13:09
  you
• 13:09
  my
• 13:09
  top
• 13:09
  three,
• 13:11
  but
• 13:11
  I
• 13:11
  didn't
• 13:12
  even,
• 13:12
  in
• 13:12
  my
• 13:12
  own
• 13:13
  mind,
• 13:13
  think,
• 13:13
  like,
• 13:14
  who's
• 13:14
  number
• 13:14
  three?
• 13:15
  Two
• 13:15
  and
• 13:15
  one.
• 13:16
  Okay,
• 13:16
  I
• 13:16
  got
• 13:17
  it.
• 13:17
  I
• 13:17
  got
• 13:17
  this.
• 13:18
  It
• 13:19
  took
• 13:19
  me.
• 13:19
  Yeah,
• 13:19
  you
• 13:19
  do.
• 13:20
  I
• 13:20
  go
• 13:20
  through
• 13:20
  my
• 13:21
  own
• 13:21
  list.
• 13:21
  I'm
• 13:21
  like,
• 13:21
  who
• 13:22
  is
• 13:22
  number
• 13:22
  three?
• 13:23
  And
• 13:23
  it's
• 13:23
  actually
• 13:23
  really
• 13:24
  obvious
• 13:24
  who
• 13:24
  my
• 13:24
  third
• 13:24
  one
• 13:25
  would
• 13:25
  be.
• 13:26
  Munch.
• 13:26
  Which
• 13:27
  is
• 13:27
  also
• 13:27
  sort
• 13:27
  of
• 13:28
  cheating.
• 13:29
  So
• 13:29
  the
• 13:29
  Odd
• 13:30
  World
• 13:30
  games.
• 13:31
  The
• 13:31
  first
• 13:31
  Odd
• 13:32
  World,
• 13:32
  I
• 13:32
  think
• 13:32
  was
• 13:32
  just
• 13:33
  PC
• 13:33
  or
• 13:34
  something.
• 13:34
  I
• 13:34
  don't
• 13:34
  know.
• 13:35
  Don't
• 13:35
  remember.
• 13:36
  I
• 13:36
  never
• 13:36
  played
• 13:36
  that
• 13:37
  one.
• 13:37
  When
• 13:37
  I
• 13:38
  did
• 13:38
  have
• 13:38
  an
• 13:38
  Xbox
• 13:38
  for
• 13:39
  a
• 13:39
  week,
• 13:39
  one
• 13:39
  of
• 13:39
  the
• 13:39
  three
• 13:40
  games
• 13:40
  I
• 13:40
  beat
• 13:41
  was
• 13:42
  Odd
• 13:42
  World
• 13:42
  Munches
• 13:43
  Odyssey.
• 13:46
  It
• 13:46
  was
• 13:46
  a
• 13:46
  really
• 13:47
  easy
• 13:47
  game,
• 13:47
  but
• 13:48
  it
• 13:48
  was
• 13:48
  a
• 13:48
  lot
• 13:48
  of
• 13:48
  fun.
• 13:48
  I
• 13:49
  like
• 13:49
  the
• 13:49
  quirkiness
• 13:50
  of
• 13:50
  it
• 13:50
  and
• 13:50
  just,
• 13:50
  like,
• 13:50
  the
• 13:50
  ability
• 13:51
  where
• 13:51
  you,
• 13:51
  like,
• 13:51
  you
• 13:51
  just
• 13:52
  would
• 13:52
  go
• 13:52
  to
• 13:53
  a
• 13:53
  little
• 13:53
  vending
• 13:53
  machine.
• 13:54
  I'm
• 13:54
  gonna
• 13:54
  get
• 13:54
  a
• 13:55
  Super
• 13:55
  Jump
• 13:55
  drink
• 13:55
  real
• 13:55
  quick,
• 13:56
  and
• 13:56
  then
• 13:56
  you
• 13:57
  could
• 13:57
  Super
• 13:57
  Jump,
• 13:57
  you
• 13:57
  know,
• 13:58
  it
• 13:58
  was
• 13:58
  cool.
• 14:00
  The
• 14:01
  reason
• 14:01
  it's
• 14:01
  cheating
• 14:01
  is
• 14:02
  because
• 14:02
  these
• 14:02
  games
• 14:02
  have
• 14:03
  been
• 14:03
  reported
• 14:04
  and
• 14:04
  re
• 14:04
  released,
• 14:05
  and
• 14:05
  you
• 14:05
  can
• 14:05
  play
• 14:05
  them
• 14:06
  on
• 14:06
  Switch,
• 14:06
  but
• 14:07
  I
• 14:07
  didn't
• 14:07
  find
• 14:07
  that
• 14:07
  out
• 14:08
  until
• 14:08
  today,
• 14:09
  so
• 14:10
  I
• 14:10
  feel
• 14:10
  like
• 14:10
  I
• 14:10
  should
• 14:10
  get
• 14:11
  a
• 14:11
  pass
• 14:11
  also.
• 14:12
  As
• 14:12
  soon
• 14:12
  as
• 14:13
  I
• 14:13
  have
• 14:13
  $30,
• 14:13
  I'm
• 14:14
  playing
• 14:14
  this
• 14:14
  on
• 14:14
  the
• 14:14
  switch.
• 14:15
  That's
• 14:15
  fantastic.
• 14:17
  You
• 14:17
  know.
• 14:18
  You
• 14:18
  know
• 14:18
  what's
• 14:18
  really
• 14:18
  funny
• 14:19
  though?
• 14:19
  The
• 14:20
  first
• 14:20
  time
• 14:20
  I
• 14:20
  played
• 14:20
  Odd
• 14:21
  World,
• 14:21
  it
• 14:21
  was
• 14:21
  definitely
• 14:21
  on
• 14:22
  a
• 14:22
  PlayStation.
• 14:23
  It
• 14:24
  was
• 14:24
  on
• 14:24
  a
• 14:24
  ones
• 14:24
  PlayStation
• 14:25
  2.
• 14:25
  Yeah.
• 14:26
  Munch.
• 14:27
  Is
• 14:27
  Munch
• 14:27
  on
• 14:27
  that
• 14:27
  one
• 14:27
  Too
• 14:28
  much's
• 14:28
  Odyssey.
• 14:29
  I
• 14:29
  don't
• 14:29
  know.
• 14:30
  Okay,
• 14:30
  so
• 14:31
  there's
• 14:31
  three
• 14:31
  I
• 14:31
  don't.
• 14:32
  And
• 14:32
  I've
• 14:33
  never
• 14:33
  played
• 14:33
  the
• 14:33
  other
• 14:33
  two.
• 14:33
  I
• 14:33
  only
• 14:34
  played
• 14:34
  Munch.
• 14:35
  The
• 14:35
  gameplay
• 14:36
  was
• 14:36
  fun.
• 14:37
  The
• 14:37
  reason
• 14:37
  I'm
• 14:37
  choosing
• 14:38
  Munch,
• 14:38
  other
• 14:38
  than
• 14:39
  the
• 14:39
  fact
• 14:39
  that
• 14:39
  he's
• 14:39
  Xbox,
• 14:40
  I
• 14:40
  have
• 14:40
  very
• 14:40
  limited
• 14:40
  characters
• 14:41
  that
• 14:41
  I
• 14:42
  familiar
• 14:42
  with
• 14:42
  to
• 14:42
  choose
• 14:43
  from
• 14:43
  because
• 14:43
  again,
• 14:44
  I
• 14:44
  had
• 14:44
  an
• 14:44
  Xbox
• 14:44
  for
• 14:45
  like
• 14:45
  a
• 14:45
  week.
• 14:46
  I
• 14:47
  actually
• 14:47
  really
• 14:47
  liked
• 14:48
  his
• 14:49
  activist
• 14:50
  streak.
• 14:51
  So
• 14:52
  there's
• 14:52
  two
• 14:53
  characters.
• 14:53
  There's
• 14:53
  Abe
• 14:53
  and
• 14:53
  Munch.
• 14:54
  Abe
• 14:54
  is
• 14:54
  like,
• 14:55
  he
• 14:55
  has
• 14:55
  this
• 14:56
  spiritual
• 14:56
  journey
• 14:56
  and
• 14:57
  he's
• 14:57
  gone
• 14:57
  back
• 14:57
  and
• 14:58
  he
• 14:58
  can
• 14:58
  possess
• 14:58
  people
• 14:58
  and
• 14:59
  he's
• 14:59
  got
• 14:59
  like
• 14:59
  weird
• 15:00
  whatever
• 15:00
  powers
• 15:00
  and
• 15:01
  he's
• 15:01
  like.
• 15:02
  It's
• 15:02
  very
• 15:03
  anti
• 15:03
  industrial.
• 15:04
  So
• 15:04
  it's
• 15:04
  like
• 15:05
  spiritualism
• 15:06
  and
• 15:07
  like,
• 15:07
  like
• 15:07
  the
• 15:07
  kind
• 15:08
  of
• 15:08
  anti
• 15:08
  Industrial
• 15:09
  that
• 15:09
  J.R.R.
• 15:10
  tolkien
• 15:10
  was.
• 15:10
  So
• 15:10
  like,
• 15:10
  if
• 15:11
  you
• 15:11
  read
• 15:11
  Lord
• 15:11
  of
• 15:11
  the
• 15:11
  Rings
• 15:11
  and
• 15:12
  are
• 15:12
  like
• 15:12
  aware
• 15:13
  of
• 15:13
  the
• 15:13
  point,
• 15:14
  it's
• 15:14
  pretty
• 15:14
  similar.
• 15:15
  That's
• 15:16
  like
• 15:16
  Abe's
• 15:16
  part
• 15:17
  of
• 15:17
  the
• 15:17
  story.
• 15:17
  Munch
• 15:18
  is
• 15:19
  the
• 15:19
  last
• 15:19
  of
• 15:19
  his
• 15:19
  kind
• 15:20
  and
• 15:20
  he
• 15:20
  was
• 15:21
  part
• 15:21
  of
• 15:21
  like
• 15:21
  this
• 15:23
  place
• 15:24
  where
• 15:24
  different
• 15:24
  creatures
• 15:25
  were
• 15:25
  being
• 15:25
  locked
• 15:25
  up
• 15:25
  and
• 15:26
  tested
• 15:26
  on.
• 15:26
  Basically
• 15:27
  when
• 15:27
  he
• 15:27
  gets
• 15:28
  freed,
• 15:29
  part
• 15:29
  of
• 15:29
  his
• 15:29
  mission.
• 15:30
  While
• 15:30
  he's
• 15:30
  going
• 15:30
  along
• 15:30
  doing
• 15:31
  all
• 15:31
  this
• 15:31
  stuff
• 15:31
  with
• 15:31
  Abe,
• 15:32
  he
• 15:32
  is
• 15:33
  going
• 15:33
  to
• 15:33
  set
• 15:33
  all
• 15:34
  of
• 15:34
  those
• 15:34
  animals
• 15:34
  free
• 15:35
  that
• 15:35
  are
• 15:35
  being
• 15:35
  tested
• 15:35
  on
• 15:36
  alien
• 15:37
  animals,
• 15:37
  of
• 15:37
  course,
• 15:37
  because
• 15:38
  if
• 15:38
  you
• 15:38
  can
• 15:38
  see
• 15:38
  the
• 15:38
  screen
• 15:39
  on
• 15:39
  YouTube,
• 15:39
  these
• 15:40
  are
• 15:40
  aliens.
• 15:42
  So,
• 15:42
  yeah,
• 15:43
  I
• 15:43
  just,
• 15:43
  I
• 15:43
  like
• 15:43
  that
• 15:44
  he
• 15:44
  wanted
• 15:44
  to
• 15:44
  free
• 15:44
  the
• 15:44
  other
• 15:45
  animals.
• 15:46
  He
• 15:47
  was,
• 15:47
  you
• 15:48
  know,
• 15:48
  a
• 15:48
  little
• 15:48
  selfless.
• 15:48
  He
• 15:49
  could
• 15:49
  have
• 15:49
  just
• 15:49
  been
• 15:49
  like,
• 15:49
  hey,
• 15:49
  I'm
• 15:49
  free,
• 15:50
  peace
• 15:50
  and
• 15:50
  out.
• 15:51
  So
• 15:52
  I'm
• 15:52
  going
• 15:52
  to
• 15:53
  emulate
• 15:53
  his
• 15:55
  desire
• 15:55
  to
• 15:56
  free
• 15:57
  creatures
• 15:57
  that
• 15:57
  are
• 15:57
  being
• 15:58
  tested
• 15:58
  on
• 15:58
  because
• 15:59
  that's
• 15:59
  something
• 15:59
  that
• 15:59
  I.
• 16:01
  I
• 16:01
  don't
• 16:01
  love
• 16:01
  when
• 16:01
  it's
• 16:02
  not
• 16:02
  necessary.
• 16:03
  I
• 16:03
  think
• 16:03
  there's
• 16:03
  good
• 16:03
  and
• 16:04
  bad
• 16:04
  ways
• 16:04
  to
• 16:04
  do
• 16:04
  that.
• 16:06
  I
• 16:06
  don't
• 16:06
  know
• 16:07
  what
• 16:07
  to
• 16:07
  immolate.
• 16:08
  If
• 16:09
  these
• 16:09
  drinks
• 16:09
  are
• 16:09
  giving
• 16:10
  him
• 16:10
  super
• 16:10
  jump
• 16:10
  and
• 16:11
  stuff.
• 16:11
  I
• 16:11
  feel
• 16:11
  like
• 16:11
  they're
• 16:12
  probably
• 16:12
  steroids.
• 16:13
  I'll
• 16:14
  emulate
• 16:14
  that.
• 16:15
  I
• 16:15
  don't
• 16:15
  want
• 16:15
  to
• 16:15
  be
• 16:15
  addicted
• 16:16
  to
• 16:16
  steroids.
• 16:17
  Yeah,
• 16:17
  yeah,
• 16:17
  that's
• 16:18
  a,
• 16:18
  that's
• 16:18
  a
• 16:18
  really
• 16:18
  good
• 16:18
  point.
• 16:21
  Yeah.
• 16:22
  So
• 16:22
  that's
• 16:22
  what
• 16:22
  I
• 16:22
  got
• 16:23
  for.
• 16:23
  For
• 16:23
  number
• 16:23
  three.
• 16:24
  Yeah,
• 16:24
  yeah.
• 16:25
  And
• 16:25
  we're
• 16:26
  going
• 16:26
  to
• 16:26
  do
• 16:26
  this
• 16:26
  a
• 16:26
  little
• 16:26
  different.
• 16:26
  We're
• 16:27
  just
• 16:27
  going
• 16:27
  to
• 16:27
  throw
• 16:27
  in
• 16:27
  a
• 16:27
  Couple
• 16:27
  honorable
• 16:28
  mentions
• 16:28
  between
• 16:29
  3
• 16:29
  and
• 16:29
  2
• 16:30
  to.
• 16:30
  To
• 16:30
  pace
• 16:31
  ourselves.
• 16:32
  Right.
• 16:33
  And
• 16:33
  I
• 16:33
  just
• 16:33
  want
• 16:33
  to
• 16:34
  get
• 16:34
  out
• 16:34
  there
• 16:34
  and
• 16:34
  say
• 16:35
  I
• 16:35
  could
• 16:35
  have
• 16:36
  absolutely
• 16:36
  done
• 16:36
  this
• 16:37
  without
• 16:37
  cheating
• 16:38
  and
• 16:39
  only
• 16:39
  said
• 16:39
  Xbox
• 16:40
  exclusive
• 16:40
  characters
• 16:41
  like
• 16:41
  Marcus
• 16:42
  Fenix
• 16:43
  from
• 16:43
  Gears
• 16:43
  of
• 16:43
  War.
• 16:45
  The
• 16:45
  problem
• 16:46
  is,
• 16:47
  I
• 16:47
  was
• 16:47
  just
• 16:48
  never
• 16:49
  huge
• 16:49
  into
• 16:50
  Gears
• 16:50
  of
• 16:50
  War.
• 16:50
  Don't
• 16:51
  get
• 16:51
  like,
• 16:52
  don't.
• 16:52
  Don't
• 16:52
  roast
• 16:53
  me
• 16:53
  over
• 16:53
  a
• 16:53
  spit.
• 16:54
  They're
• 16:55
  good
• 16:55
  games.
• 16:56
  I
• 16:56
  like
• 16:56
  them.
• 16:57
  I
• 16:58
  have
• 16:58
  played
• 16:58
  the
• 16:58
  first
• 16:58
  three
• 16:59
  I
• 16:59
  did
• 17:00
  not
• 17:00
  play.
• 17:00
  And
• 17:01
  Judgment
• 17:01
  I
• 17:01
  did
• 17:01
  not
• 17:02
  play
• 17:02
  four
• 17:02
  or
• 17:02
  five,
• 17:03
  which
• 17:03
  I
• 17:03
  feel
• 17:03
  like
• 17:03
  is
• 17:03
  pretty
• 17:04
  common,
• 17:04
  but
• 17:05
  they
• 17:05
  just
• 17:05
  weren't
• 17:06
  ever
• 17:07
  what
• 17:07
  I
• 17:07
  was
• 17:07
  thinking
• 17:08
  about
• 17:08
  playing
• 17:09
  when
• 17:09
  I
• 17:09
  was
• 17:09
  on
• 17:09
  Xbox,
• 17:10
  if
• 17:10
  that
• 17:10
  makes
• 17:10
  sense.
• 17:11
  Yeah.
• 17:11
  I've
• 17:12
  always
• 17:12
  known
• 17:13
  that
• 17:13
  these
• 17:13
  games
• 17:13
  exist.
• 17:14
  That
• 17:15
  is
• 17:15
  the
• 17:16
  only
• 17:16
  thing
• 17:16
  I
• 17:16
  can
• 17:17
  say
• 17:17
  about
• 17:17
  these.
• 17:18
  I
• 17:18
  feel
• 17:18
  like
• 17:18
  Years
• 17:19
  of
• 17:19
  War
• 17:19
  was
• 17:20
  absolutely
• 17:21
  everywhere
• 17:22
  in
• 17:22
  the
• 17:22
  late
• 17:22
  2000s,
• 17:23
  which.
• 17:24
  Is
• 17:24
  why
• 17:24
  I
• 17:24
  was
• 17:24
  aware
• 17:25
  it
• 17:25
  existed.
• 17:26
  Yeah.
• 17:26
  Yeah.
• 17:27
  Like,
• 17:28
  it
• 17:28
  really.
• 17:28
  I
• 17:28
  felt
• 17:29
  like
• 17:29
  I
• 17:29
  was
• 17:29
  missing
• 17:30
  out
• 17:30
  on
• 17:30
  something
• 17:30
  even
• 17:31
  though
• 17:31
  I
• 17:31
  was
• 17:32
  playing
• 17:32
  the
• 17:32
  games.
• 17:34
  That's.
• 17:34
  That's
• 17:34
  bad.
• 17:35
  Having
• 17:35
  FOMO
• 17:35
  or
• 17:35
  something
• 17:36
  you're
• 17:36
  currently
• 17:36
  doing
• 17:37
  is
• 17:37
  bad.
• 17:37
  Yeah.
• 17:38
  Also
• 17:39
  though,
• 17:41
  I
• 17:41
  have
• 17:41
  that
• 17:41
  about
• 17:42
  Disney
• 17:42
  sometimes.
• 17:43
  Like,
• 17:43
  if
• 17:43
  I
• 17:43
  haven't,
• 17:43
  like,
• 17:44
  actively,
• 17:44
  like,
• 17:44
  done
• 17:45
  research
• 17:45
  before
• 17:46
  I
• 17:46
  go
• 17:46
  to
• 17:46
  Disney
• 17:46
  World,
• 17:47
  I'm
• 17:47
  like,
• 17:47
  is
• 17:47
  there
• 17:47
  something
• 17:47
  new
• 17:48
  that
• 17:48
  happened
• 17:48
  that
• 17:48
  I
• 17:48
  just
• 17:49
  forgot
• 17:50
  to
• 17:50
  look
• 17:50
  up?
• 17:50
  And
• 17:50
  then
• 17:50
  I
• 17:51
  spend
• 17:51
  a
• 17:51
  large
• 17:51
  portion
• 17:52
  of
• 17:52
  my
• 17:52
  time
• 17:52
  at
• 17:52
  Disney
• 17:52
  World
• 17:53
  wondering
• 17:53
  what
• 17:53
  I'm
• 17:54
  missing
• 17:54
  in
• 17:54
  Disney
• 17:54
  World.
• 17:55
  Because
• 17:55
  you're
• 17:56
  always
• 17:56
  missing
• 17:56
  something.
• 17:57
  That's
• 17:58
  true.
• 17:58
  Yeah,
• 17:59
  that
• 17:59
  is
• 17:59
  true.
• 18:01
  I
• 18:01
  do
• 18:01
  think,
• 18:02
  though,
• 18:02
  it'll
• 18:02
  be
• 18:03
  really
• 18:03
  funny.
• 18:03
  And
• 18:03
  I
• 18:03
  didn't
• 18:03
  send
• 18:04
  this
• 18:04
  to
• 18:04
  get
• 18:04
  a
• 18:05
  slide
• 18:05
  made
• 18:05
  for
• 18:06
  it,
• 18:07
  but
• 18:08
  SoulCalibur
• 18:09
  IV
• 18:10
  had
• 18:11
  console
• 18:12
  specific
• 18:13
  exclusive
• 18:13
  DLC
• 18:14
  characters,
• 18:16
  which
• 18:16
  means
• 18:17
  specifically
• 18:18
  in
• 18:18
  Soul
• 18:19
  Calibur
• 18:19
  4,
• 18:20
  Yoda
• 18:21
  is
• 18:21
  an
• 18:21
  Xbox
• 18:21
  character,
• 18:22
  so.
• 18:23
  Well,
• 18:24
  then.
• 18:24
  Oh,
• 18:24
  I
• 18:24
  do
• 18:25
  remember
• 18:25
  that.
• 18:25
  And
• 18:25
  then
• 18:25
  Vader
• 18:26
  was
• 18:26
  an
• 18:26
  exclusive
• 18:27
  to
• 18:27
  PlayStation,
• 18:27
  right?
• 18:28
  Mm,
• 18:29
  I
• 18:29
  forgot
• 18:29
  about
• 18:30
  that.
• 18:30
  That
• 18:30
  was
• 18:30
  cool.
• 18:30
  I
• 18:31
  remember
• 18:31
  almost
• 18:31
  getting
• 18:31
  the
• 18:32
  game
• 18:32
  because
• 18:32
  that
• 18:32
  was
• 18:32
  a
• 18:32
  thing
• 18:32
  of
• 18:32
  him
• 18:33
  being
• 18:33
  like,
• 18:33
  I
• 18:34
  don't
• 18:34
  want
• 18:34
  to
• 18:34
  be
• 18:34
  Vader.
• 18:34
  He's
• 18:34
  a
• 18:35
  bad
• 18:35
  guy.
• 18:35
  Yeah.
• 18:36
  But
• 18:36
  then
• 18:36
  I
• 18:36
  wasn't
• 18:36
  willing
• 18:37
  to
• 18:37
  get
• 18:37
  an
• 18:37
  Xbox.
• 18:38
  Starkiller
• 18:39
  was
• 18:39
  in
• 18:39
  both
• 18:41
  or
• 18:42
  was
• 18:42
  a
• 18:42
  secret
• 18:42
  third
• 18:43
  thing.
• 18:43
  Starkiller
• 18:44
  is
• 18:44
  just
• 18:44
  one
• 18:45
  of
• 18:45
  the
• 18:45
  best
• 18:46
  video
• 18:46
  game
• 18:46
  charact.
• 18:47
  That's
• 18:47
  true.
• 18:48
  But
• 18:48
  moving
• 18:48
  on,
• 18:49
  included
• 18:49
  him
• 18:49
  in
• 18:49
  the
• 18:50
  episode
• 18:50
  that
• 18:50
  comes
• 18:50
  out
• 18:50
  next
• 18:51
  week
• 18:51
  that
• 18:51
  we
• 18:51
  already
• 18:51
  recorded.
• 18:52
  Yeah,
• 18:53
  but
• 18:53
  we
• 18:53
  did.
• 18:54
  Yeah,
• 18:54
  sure
• 18:55
  did.
• 18:55
  But
• 18:56
  pick
• 18:57
  number
• 18:57
  two
• 18:58
  for
• 18:58
  a
• 18:59
  personal
• 18:59
  iconic
• 19:00
  characters
• 19:00
  from
• 19:00
  Xbox.
• 19:01
  Josh,
• 19:02
  who
• 19:02
  was
• 19:02
  yours,
• 19:03
  Your
• 19:04
  vast
• 19:05
  limited
• 19:05
  experience.
• 19:06
  Well,
• 19:08
  this
• 19:08
  is
• 19:08
  one
• 19:09
  that
• 19:09
  I
• 19:09
  feel
• 19:09
  like
• 19:09
  TJ
• 19:09
  probably
• 19:10
  also
• 19:10
  would
• 19:10
  have
• 19:10
  picked
• 19:11
  if
• 19:11
  I
• 19:11
  didn't
• 19:11
  give
• 19:11
  my
• 19:11
  list
• 19:12
  first,
• 19:12
  actually.
• 19:13
  Yeah.
• 19:13
  Yeah.
• 19:14
  I
• 19:14
  Love
• 19:14
  this
• 19:15
  game.
• 19:16
  I
• 19:17
  think
• 19:17
  it's
• 19:17
  Blinks
• 19:17
  the
• 19:17
  Time
• 19:18
  Agent,
• 19:18
  but
• 19:18
  my
• 19:18
  brain
• 19:19
  goes,
• 19:19
  it's
• 19:19
  Blinks
• 19:19
  the
• 19:20
  Time
• 19:20
  Cat.
• 20:00
  Yeah,
• 20:00
  I
• 20:00
  don't
• 20:01
  even
• 20:01
  call
• 20:01
  him
• 20:02
  Cat.
• 20:03
  I.
• 20:03
  At
• 20:03
  some
• 20:04
  point
• 20:05
  between
• 20:06
  playing
• 20:06
  it
• 20:06
  and
• 20:07
  rediscovering
• 20:07
  it,
• 20:08
  I
• 20:08
  dropped
• 20:08
  the
• 20:09
  L
• 20:09
  out.
• 20:09
  So
• 20:09
  now
• 20:10
  in
• 20:10
  my
• 20:10
  head,
• 20:10
  he's
• 20:10
  Binks,
• 20:11
  the
• 20:11
  Time
• 20:11
  Cat.
• 20:12
  Oh,
• 20:12
  me
• 20:12
  too.
• 20:13
  It
• 20:13
  wasn't
• 20:13
  until
• 20:13
  I,
• 20:14
  like,
• 20:14
  because
• 20:14
  I
• 20:14
  was
• 20:14
  sending
• 20:15
  you
• 20:15
  the
• 20:15
  names
• 20:15
  and
• 20:15
  I
• 20:15
  didn't
• 20:16
  want
• 20:16
  you
• 20:16
  to
• 20:16
  call
• 20:16
  me
• 20:16
  out
• 20:16
  for
• 20:17
  being
• 20:17
  an
• 20:17
  idiot,
• 20:18
  so
• 20:18
  I
• 20:18
  was,
• 20:19
  like,
• 20:19
  researching
• 20:19
  all
• 20:19
  night.
• 20:20
  Which,
• 20:20
  by
• 20:20
  the
• 20:20
  way,
• 20:20
  I
• 20:20
  got
• 20:21
  two
• 20:21
  of
• 20:21
  the
• 20:21
  names
• 20:21
  wrong
• 20:22
  before
• 20:22
  I
• 20:22
  sent
• 20:22
  you
• 20:22
  a
• 20:23
  text.
• 20:23
  But
• 20:24
  then
• 20:24
  I
• 20:24
  edited
• 20:24
  my
• 20:24
  text
• 20:25
  before
• 20:25
  I
• 20:25
  sent
• 20:25
  it.
• 20:26
  Awesome.
• 20:26
  Yeah,
• 20:27
  yeah.
• 20:29
  Binks
• 20:30
  was
• 20:30
  one
• 20:30
  of
• 20:31
  them
• 20:31
  because
• 20:31
  I.
• 20:31
  I
• 20:32
  really
• 20:32
  thought
• 20:32
  it
• 20:32
  was
• 20:32
  Beeks.
• 20:33
  But
• 20:33
  no,
• 20:33
  it's
• 20:33
  Blinks
• 20:34
  the
• 20:34
  Time
• 20:34
  Agent.
• 20:35
  I
• 20:35
  love
• 20:36
  Blinks.
• 20:36
  He
• 20:37
  is
• 20:37
  hilarious.
• 20:38
  I
• 20:39
  actually
• 20:39
  didn't
• 20:39
  play
• 20:39
  this
• 20:40
  while
• 20:40
  I
• 20:40
  had
• 20:40
  an
• 20:40
  Xbox.
• 20:42
  My
• 20:42
  neighbor
• 20:43
  had
• 20:43
  an
• 20:43
  Xbox,
• 20:44
  and
• 20:44
  there
• 20:44
  was
• 20:46
  five
• 20:46
  or
• 20:47
  six
• 20:47
  games
• 20:47
  that
• 20:47
  I
• 20:48
  played
• 20:48
  on
• 20:48
  his
• 20:48
  Xbox
• 20:49
  because
• 20:49
  I
• 20:49
  couldn't
• 20:49
  get
• 20:49
  them
• 20:49
  on
• 20:49
  my
• 20:50
  PlayStation,
• 20:50
  and
• 20:50
  this
• 20:50
  was
• 20:51
  one
• 20:51
  of
• 20:51
  them.
• 20:52
  I
• 20:52
  never
• 20:52
  played
• 20:52
  the
• 20:52
  sequel,
• 20:54
  but
• 20:54
  I
• 20:54
  loved
• 20:55
  the
• 20:55
  first
• 20:55
  game.
• 20:55
  I
• 20:55
  thought
• 20:55
  it
• 20:55
  was
• 20:55
  a
• 20:56
  lot
• 20:56
  of
• 20:56
  fun.
• 20:56
  Just
• 20:56
  because,
• 20:56
  like,
• 20:57
  anything
• 20:58
  with
• 20:58
  time
• 20:58
  is
• 20:59
  fun.
• 20:59
  This
• 20:59
  is
• 20:59
  like
• 21:00
  that.
• 21:00
  That
• 21:00
  click,
• 21:01
  the
• 21:01
  Adam
• 21:01
  Sandler
• 21:02
  movie.
• 21:03
  Like,
• 21:03
  if
• 21:03
  you
• 21:03
  had
• 21:04
  that
• 21:04
  controller,
• 21:05
  that
• 21:05
  is
• 21:05
  his
• 21:05
  power
• 21:06
  set,
• 21:06
  which
• 21:06
  is
• 21:06
  just
• 21:07
  fun
• 21:07
  for
• 21:07
  a
• 21:07
  video
• 21:07
  game.
• 21:08
  It's
• 21:08
  just
• 21:08
  kind
• 21:08
  of.
• 21:09
  It's
• 21:10
  kind
• 21:10
  of
• 21:10
  a
• 21:10
  quirky
• 21:10
  little
• 21:11
  game.
• 21:12
  But
• 21:12
  the
• 21:12
  reason
• 21:12
  I
• 21:13
  really
• 21:13
  love,
• 21:13
  like
• 21:13
  him
• 21:14
  as
• 21:14
  a
• 21:14
  character,
• 21:15
  though,
• 21:15
  is
• 21:16
  so
• 21:16
  funny.
• 21:16
  Princess
• 21:17
  gets
• 21:17
  stolen.
• 21:18
  He's
• 21:18
  just
• 21:19
  like
• 21:19
  a
• 21:19
  factory
• 21:19
  worker.
• 21:20
  Like,
• 21:20
  this
• 21:20
  is
• 21:20
  just
• 21:20
  a
• 21:20
  time
• 21:21
  factory.
• 21:21
  He
• 21:21
  just
• 21:21
  goes
• 21:22
  in.
• 21:22
  You
• 21:22
  work
• 21:22
  on
• 21:22
  time,
• 21:23
  you
• 21:23
  leave.
• 21:23
  He's
• 21:23
  not
• 21:23
  a
• 21:23
  hero.
• 21:24
  And
• 21:25
  everybody's
• 21:25
  standing
• 21:25
  like,
• 21:26
  oh,
• 21:26
  man,
• 21:26
  this
• 21:26
  sucks.
• 21:26
  And
• 21:26
  they
• 21:26
  show
• 21:27
  a
• 21:27
  picture
• 21:27
  of
• 21:27
  the
• 21:27
  princess,
• 21:28
  and
• 21:28
  he's
• 21:28
  like,
• 21:29
  she's
• 21:29
  hot.
• 21:30
  I'm
• 21:31
  gonna
• 21:31
  save
• 21:31
  the
• 21:31
  day,
• 21:32
  me.
• 21:32
  I'm
• 21:33
  gonna
• 21:33
  go.
• 21:34
  And
• 21:34
  that
• 21:34
  was
• 21:35
  the
• 21:35
  entire
• 21:35
  motivation
• 21:36
  for
• 21:36
  everything
• 21:37
  that
• 21:37
  happens
• 21:37
  afterwards.
• 21:38
  Yeah,
• 21:39
  yeah.
• 21:40
  It
• 21:40
  is
• 21:40
  just.
• 21:40
  It's
• 21:41
  really
• 21:41
  fun,
• 21:42
  you
• 21:42
  know,
• 21:42
  it's.
• 21:42
  It
• 21:43
  was
• 21:43
  different.
• 21:43
  Yeah.
• 21:45
  Like,
• 21:45
  it
• 21:46
  was
• 21:46
  a
• 21:46
  3D
• 21:46
  platformer
• 21:47
  that
• 21:47
  tried
• 21:47
  to
• 21:47
  change
• 21:47
  things.
• 21:49
  It
• 21:49
  was.
• 21:49
  It
• 21:49
  was
• 21:50
  cool.
• 21:50
  I
• 21:50
  wish
• 21:51
  we
• 21:51
  did
• 21:51
  more
• 21:51
  with
• 21:52
  it.
• 21:52
  Weirdly
• 21:52
  enough,
• 21:53
  somewhat.
• 21:54
  Now
• 21:54
  I'm
• 21:54
  connecting
• 21:55
  the
• 21:55
  dots
• 21:55
  and
• 21:55
  making
• 21:56
  this
• 21:56
  about
• 21:56
  PlayStation.
• 21:59
  When
• 22:00
  the
• 22:00
  Jak
• 22:00
  and
• 22:00
  Daxter
• 22:01
  game
• 22:01
  that
• 22:01
  came
• 22:02
  out
• 22:02
  after
• 22:02
  the
• 22:02
  third
• 22:03
  Jack,
• 22:03
  that
• 22:04
  was
• 22:04
  only
• 22:04
  on
• 22:04
  psp
• 22:05
  and
• 22:05
  it
• 22:05
  wasn't
• 22:05
  one
• 22:06
  of
• 22:06
  the
• 22:06
  Daxter
• 22:06
  games,
• 22:07
  I
• 22:07
  forget
• 22:07
  what
• 22:07
  it
• 22:07
  was
• 22:07
  called.
• 22:08
  But
• 22:09
  Jack
• 22:10
  no
• 22:10
  longer
• 22:10
  has
• 22:10
  Dark
• 22:10
  Power,
• 22:11
  so
• 22:11
  he
• 22:11
  only
• 22:11
  can
• 22:11
  use,
• 22:12
  like,
• 22:12
  the
• 22:13
  light
• 22:13
  version
• 22:14
  of.
• 22:15
  I
• 22:16
  can't
• 22:16
  think
• 22:16
  of
• 22:16
  what
• 22:16
  that
• 22:16
  stuff
• 22:17
  Is
• 22:18
  if
• 22:18
  only
• 22:18
  James
• 22:18
  was
• 22:19
  here
• 22:19
  to
• 22:19
  save
• 22:19
  the
• 22:19
  day.
• 22:20
  He's
• 22:20
  not.
• 22:21
  But
• 22:21
  anyway,
• 22:22
  some
• 22:23
  of
• 22:23
  the
• 22:23
  light
• 22:23
  powers
• 22:23
  could
• 22:24
  do
• 22:24
  some
• 22:24
  of
• 22:24
  that
• 22:24
  stuff
• 22:24
  for,
• 22:24
  like,
• 22:25
  you're
• 22:25
  controlling
• 22:25
  time
• 22:25
  and
• 22:25
  stuff.
• 22:26
  Like,
• 22:26
  you
• 22:26
  could
• 22:26
  slow
• 22:26
  it
• 22:26
  down
• 22:27
  and
• 22:27
  then,
• 22:27
  like,
• 22:28
  go
• 22:28
  through
• 22:28
  the
• 22:28
  little.
• 22:28
  You
• 22:29
  know,
• 22:29
  like,
• 22:29
  there's
• 22:29
  always
• 22:29
  little
• 22:29
  puzzle
• 22:30
  stuff
• 22:30
  in
• 22:30
  these
• 22:30
  kind
• 22:30
  of
• 22:30
  platformers.
• 22:31
  It
• 22:31
  was
• 22:31
  fun.
• 22:33
  Yeah.
• 22:33
  But
• 22:34
  no,
• 22:34
  I
• 22:34
  like
• 22:34
  these
• 22:34
  games.
• 22:35
  It
• 22:35
  was
• 22:35
  a
• 22:35
  lot
• 22:35
  of
• 22:35
  fun.
• 22:35
  It
• 22:35
  was
• 22:35
  really
• 22:35
  quirky,
• 22:36
  and
• 22:36
  the
• 22:37
  mechanics
• 22:37
  are
• 22:37
  really
• 22:38
  what
• 22:38
  sold
• 22:38
  me.
• 22:39
  But
• 22:39
  as
• 22:39
  far
• 22:40
  as
• 22:40
  a
• 22:40
  character,
• 22:41
  you
• 22:42
  know,
• 22:42
  I
• 22:42
  want
• 22:42
  to
• 22:42
  emulate
• 22:43
  the
• 22:43
  fact
• 22:43
  that
• 22:44
  he
• 22:44
  was
• 22:44
  able
• 22:44
  to
• 22:45
  just
• 22:45
  kind
• 22:45
  of
• 22:45
  say,
• 22:46
  I'm
• 22:46
  gonna
• 22:46
  be
• 22:46
  a
• 22:46
  hero,
• 22:47
  and
• 22:47
  then
• 22:47
  just
• 22:47
  do
• 22:48
  it.
• 22:49
  But
• 22:49
  I
• 22:49
  will
• 22:50
  immolate
• 22:51
  how
• 22:51
  he
• 22:51
  definitely
• 22:52
  just
• 22:52
  was
• 22:53
  kind
• 22:53
  of
• 22:54
  objectifying
• 22:55
  the
• 22:55
  princess.
• 22:56
  You
• 22:56
  knew
• 22:56
  nothing
• 22:56
  about
• 22:56
  her
• 22:57
  other
• 22:57
  that
• 22:57
  you
• 22:57
  thought
• 22:57
  she
• 22:58
  was
• 22:58
  hot.
• 22:59
  That's
• 22:59
  true.
• 22:59
  Yeah.
• 23:00
  So,
• 23:00
  you
• 23:00
  know,
• 23:01
  I
• 23:01
  don't
• 23:01
  want
• 23:01
  to
• 23:01
  do
• 23:01
  that.
• 23:01
  Like,
• 23:02
  hopefully
• 23:02
  when.
• 23:02
  When
• 23:03
  I
• 23:03
  see
• 23:03
  my
• 23:03
  wife
• 23:03
  and
• 23:03
  I'm
• 23:04
  not
• 23:04
  just
• 23:04
  like,
• 23:05
  yeah,
• 23:05
  I
• 23:05
  could
• 23:05
  stay
• 23:05
  married.
• 23:06
  She's
• 23:06
  hot.
• 23:07
  Hopefully
• 23:07
  there's
• 23:08
  other
• 23:08
  reasons
• 23:08
  why.
• 23:08
  Why
• 23:09
  I
• 23:09
  stick.
• 23:09
  Stick
• 23:10
  to
• 23:10
  it,
• 23:10
  you
• 23:10
  know?
• 23:11
  Yeah.
• 23:12
  Yeah.
• 23:13
  So
• 23:14
  for
• 23:14
  me,
• 23:14
  my
• 23:15
  number
• 23:15
  two,
• 23:16
  and
• 23:16
  it
• 23:16
  really
• 23:17
  does
• 23:17
  hurt
• 23:18
  to
• 23:18
  say
• 23:18
  this.
• 23:19
  Go
• 23:20
  back.
• 23:20
  Yeah,
• 23:20
  it's
• 23:20
  Master
• 23:21
  Chief.
• 23:21
  I'm
• 23:21
  gonna
• 23:22
  go
• 23:22
  with
• 23:22
  Master
• 23:22
  Chief
• 23:22
  at
• 23:22
  the
• 23:23
  two
• 23:23
  spot.
• 23:23
  I
• 23:23
  know
• 23:24
  that's
• 23:24
  crazy.
• 23:25
  Please
• 23:25
  keep
• 23:25
  listening.
• 23:26
  Don't
• 23:26
  click
• 23:26
  off.
• 23:28
  Yeah,
• 23:28
  it's
• 23:29
  Master
• 23:29
  Chief.
• 23:30
  Clean
• 23:30
  sweep.
• 23:31
  Easiest
• 23:31
  sweep
• 23:32
  in
• 23:32
  the
• 23:32
  world
• 23:32
  for
• 23:33
  number
• 23:33
  one.
• 23:34
  And
• 23:35
  that's.
• 23:35
  Why
• 23:35
  is
• 23:35
  it
• 23:35
  my
• 23:36
  number
• 23:36
  two?
• 23:36
  There's
• 23:37
  just
• 23:37
  one.
• 23:37
  One
• 23:37
  other,
• 23:38
  I
• 23:38
  think,
• 23:39
  cooler
• 23:39
  guy
• 23:40
  that
• 23:40
  deserves
• 23:40
  number
• 23:41
  one
• 23:41
  more
• 23:41
  for
• 23:41
  me.
• 23:43
  And
• 23:43
  I
• 23:43
  really
• 23:44
  wish
• 23:44
  we
• 23:44
  had
• 23:44
  done
• 23:44
  this
• 23:44
  a
• 23:45
  couple
• 23:45
  days
• 23:45
  ago
• 23:46
  so
• 23:46
  that
• 23:46
  people
• 23:46
  wouldn't
• 23:47
  accuse
• 23:47
  me
• 23:47
  of
• 23:47
  recency
• 23:48
  bias
• 23:48
  for
• 23:48
  my
• 23:48
  number
• 23:48
  one
• 23:49
  pick,
• 23:49
  but
• 23:50
  it's
• 23:51
  Master
• 23:51
  Chief.
• 23:51
  I'm
• 23:52
  not
• 23:52
  going
• 23:52
  to
• 23:52
  explain
• 23:52
  Master
• 23:53
  Chief
• 23:53
  to
• 23:53
  you.
• 23:54
  You
• 23:54
  probably
• 23:54
  know
• 23:55
  him.
• 23:55
  That
• 23:56
  is
• 23:56
  the
• 23:56
  only
• 23:56
  character
• 23:57
  on
• 23:57
  Xbox
• 23:57
  I
• 23:57
  can.
• 23:57
  I
• 23:58
  think
• 23:58
  I
• 23:58
  can
• 23:58
  say
• 23:58
  that
• 23:58
  about,
• 23:59
  like,
• 23:59
  which
• 24:00
  is
• 24:00
  not.
• 24:01
  Which
• 24:02
  is
• 24:02
  saying
• 24:02
  a
• 24:02
  lot
• 24:02
  because
• 24:02
  Xbox
• 24:03
  was
• 24:03
  really
• 24:03
  big,
• 24:03
  but
• 24:04
  he
• 24:04
  is
• 24:05
  the
• 24:05
  only
• 24:06
  Xbox
• 24:06
  character
• 24:07
  that
• 24:07
  I
• 24:07
  would
• 24:07
  put
• 24:08
  anywhere
• 24:08
  near
• 24:09
  the
• 24:09
  level
• 24:10
  of
• 24:10
  Mario
• 24:11
  and
• 24:11
  Sonic
• 24:12
  in
• 24:12
  Pikachu
• 24:13
  because
• 24:14
  he's
• 24:14
  Master
• 24:15
  Chief.
• 24:15
  If
• 24:15
  you've
• 24:15
  never
• 24:16
  played
• 24:16
  Halo,
• 24:17
  you
• 24:17
  probably
• 24:17
  still
• 24:18
  know
• 24:18
  who
• 24:18
  Master
• 24:18
  Chief
• 24:18
  is.
• 24:19
  And
• 24:20
  he's
• 24:21
  just
• 24:22
  pretty.
• 24:23
  It
• 24:24
  was
• 24:24
  pretty
• 24:24
  generally
• 24:24
  accepted
• 24:25
  when
• 24:25
  I
• 24:25
  was
• 24:25
  growing
• 24:25
  up
• 24:25
  that
• 24:25
  Master
• 24:26
  Chief
• 24:26
  was
• 24:26
  the
• 24:26
  coolest
• 24:27
  person
• 24:27
  ever
• 24:28
  because
• 24:28
  he
• 24:28
  was
• 24:29
  Master
• 24:29
  Chief.
• 24:30
  And
• 24:30
  that's
• 24:30
  never
• 24:30
  really
• 24:31
  stopped.
• 24:32
  You
• 24:32
  know,
• 24:32
  almost
• 24:33
  all
• 24:34
  of
• 24:34
  the
• 24:34
  good
• 24:34
  pieces
• 24:35
  of
• 24:35
  Halo
• 24:35
  media
• 24:36
  in
• 24:36
  most
• 24:36
  people's
• 24:37
  opinions
• 24:38
  are
• 24:38
  about
• 24:39
  why
• 24:39
  Master
• 24:39
  Chief
• 24:40
  is
• 24:40
  so
• 24:40
  much
• 24:40
  cooler
• 24:41
  than
• 24:41
  everyone
• 24:41
  else.
• 24:42
  I
• 24:43
  just
• 24:43
  can't
• 24:43
  wait
• 24:43
  for
• 24:43
  him
• 24:43
  to
• 24:43
  take
• 24:44
  his
• 24:44
  helmet
• 24:44
  off
• 24:44
  and
• 24:44
  for
• 24:44
  us
• 24:45
  all
• 24:45
  to
• 24:45
  see
• 24:45
  that
• 24:45
  it's
• 24:45
  Chuck
• 24:45
  Norris.
• 24:47
  Yeah.
• 24:47
  Yeah.
• 24:48
  Thank
• 24:48
  God.
• 24:49
  They're
• 24:49
  not
• 24:49
  gonna
• 24:50
  do
• 24:50
  that
• 24:50
  ever.
• 24:50
  They
• 24:51
  would
• 24:51
  never
• 24:51
  show
• 24:51
  Master
• 24:52
  Chief's
• 24:52
  face.
• 24:53
  Yeah.
• 24:53
  Not
• 24:53
  even
• 24:53
  on
• 24:54
  a
• 24:54
  TV
• 24:54
  show.
• 24:54
  Especially
• 24:55
  not
• 24:55
  in
• 24:55
  a
• 24:56
  live
• 24:56
  action
• 24:56
  TV
• 24:57
  adaptation.
• 24:58
  Yeah,
• 24:58
  I.
• 25:01
  I
• 25:01
  feel
• 25:01
  like.
• 25:02
  So
• 25:02
  we
• 25:02
  have
• 25:02
  a
• 25:02
  series
• 25:02
  going
• 25:02
  on
• 25:03
  now,
• 25:03
  our
• 25:03
  companion
• 25:04
  series
• 25:04
  to
• 25:04
  our
• 25:04
  regular
• 25:04
  themes,
• 25:05
  that
• 25:05
  our
• 25:05
  annual
• 25:05
  theme
• 25:06
  is
• 25:06
  polarization,
• 25:07
  and
• 25:07
  we're
• 25:07
  trying
• 25:07
  to
• 25:07
  find
• 25:08
  the
• 25:08
  good
• 25:09
  and
• 25:10
  the
• 25:10
  other.
• 25:11
  And
• 25:12
  our
• 25:12
  companion
• 25:13
  series,
• 25:13
  which
• 25:14
  is
• 25:14
  free
• 25:14
  on
• 25:14
  Patreon.
• 25:15
  You
• 25:15
  can
• 25:15
  be
• 25:15
  a
• 25:15
  free
• 25:15
  subscriber
• 25:16
  on
• 25:16
  Patreon
• 25:16
  and
• 25:16
  get
• 25:16
  that
• 25:17
  content.
• 25:17
  We're
• 25:18
  having
• 25:18
  all
• 25:18
  the
• 25:18
  hosts
• 25:19
  or
• 25:19
  not
• 25:20
  all
• 25:20
  because
• 25:20
  there's
• 25:20
  only
• 25:20
  12
• 25:20
  months
• 25:21
  and
• 25:21
  there's
• 25:21
  like
• 25:21
  14
• 25:22
  or
• 25:22
  15
• 25:22
  hosts.
• 25:23
  A
• 25:23
  lot
• 25:23
  of
• 25:23
  our
• 25:24
  hosts
• 25:24
  will
• 25:25
  be
• 25:27
  being
• 25:27
  interviewed
• 25:28
  and
• 25:28
  trying
• 25:28
  to
• 25:29
  find
• 25:29
  as
• 25:29
  many
• 25:30
  good
• 25:30
  things
• 25:30
  to
• 25:31
  say
• 25:31
  about
• 25:31
  something
• 25:31
  they
• 25:31
  don't
• 25:32
  like
• 25:32
  as
• 25:32
  possible.
• 25:33
  I
• 25:33
  think
• 25:33
  I'm
• 25:34
  probably
• 25:34
  gonna
• 25:34
  go
• 25:34
  with
• 25:34
  Halo,
• 25:35
  see
• 25:35
  how
• 25:36
  many
• 25:36
  good
• 25:36
  things
• 25:36
  I
• 25:36
  can
• 25:36
  find.
• 25:37
  Because,
• 25:37
  like,
• 25:37
  for
• 25:38
  me,
• 25:38
  he's
• 25:39
  just
• 25:39
  a
• 25:39
  very
• 25:39
  boring
• 25:40
  character.
• 25:41
  And
• 25:42
  I
• 25:42
  think
• 25:42
  the
• 25:42
  design's
• 25:43
  great.
• 25:43
  I
• 25:43
  think
• 25:43
  he
• 25:43
  looks
• 25:44
  cool,
• 25:44
  and
• 25:45
  I'm
• 25:45
  really
• 25:45
  glad
• 25:45
  that
• 25:46
  a
• 25:46
  lot
• 25:46
  of
• 25:46
  people
• 25:46
  get
• 25:46
  meaning
• 25:47
  out
• 25:47
  of
• 25:47
  him
• 25:47
  and
• 25:47
  stuff.
• 25:48
  He's
• 25:48
  the
• 25:48
  least
• 25:48
  interesting
• 25:49
  character
• 25:49
  for
• 25:50
  me
• 25:50
  on
• 25:50
  Xbox.
• 25:52
  But
• 25:53
  I
• 25:53
  think
• 25:54
  the
• 25:54
  same
• 25:54
  thing
• 25:54
  about
• 25:54
  Optimus
• 25:55
  Prime.
• 25:55
  Everybody
• 25:56
  loves
• 25:56
  Optimus
• 25:56
  prime,
• 25:56
  and
• 25:56
  I
• 25:57
  just
• 25:57
  never
• 25:57
  got
• 25:57
  it.
• 25:57
  I
• 25:58
  was
• 25:58
  like,
• 25:58
  why?
• 25:59
  He's
• 26:00
  boring,
• 26:01
  but
• 26:02
  I
• 26:02
  have
• 26:02
  bad
• 26:02
  opinions.
• 26:03
  It's
• 26:03
  literally
• 26:04
  my
• 26:04
  nickname
• 26:04
  on
• 26:05
  the
• 26:05
  show.
• 26:06
  I'm
• 26:07
  really
• 26:07
  glad
• 26:07
  that
• 26:07
  people
• 26:07
  get
• 26:07
  inspiration
• 26:08
  from
• 26:08
  him,
• 26:08
  though,
• 26:09
  because
• 26:10
  finding
• 26:11
  a
• 26:11
  place
• 26:11
  to
• 26:11
  get
• 26:11
  inspiration
• 26:12
  in
• 26:12
  can
• 26:12
  be
• 26:12
  hard.
• 26:13
  So
• 26:14
  if
• 26:14
  you
• 26:14
  find
• 26:14
  it,
• 26:14
  that's
• 26:15
  cool.
• 26:15
  You
• 26:16
  know
• 26:16
  that
• 26:16
  one's
• 26:16
  going
• 26:16
  up
• 26:17
  there.
• 26:17
  What?
• 26:18
  Optimus?
• 26:19
  You
• 26:19
  didn't
• 26:19
  know
• 26:20
  that?
• 26:20
  I
• 26:20
  don't
• 26:20
  like
• 26:20
  Optimus
• 26:21
  Prime.
• 26:21
  That's
• 26:22
  insane.
• 26:24
  Yeah,
• 26:24
  that
• 26:25
  might
• 26:25
  be
• 26:25
  worse,
• 26:25
  actually.
• 26:26
  I've
• 26:27
  never
• 26:27
  cared
• 26:27
  about
• 26:27
  the
• 26:27
  Transformers,
• 26:29
  but
• 26:29
  it's
• 26:29
  mostly
• 26:30
  because
• 26:30
  Optimus
• 26:31
  prime
• 26:31
  just
• 26:32
  bothers
• 26:32
  me.
• 26:33
  He
• 26:33
  just
• 26:33
  annoys
• 26:33
  me.
• 26:35
  Yeah,
• 26:36
  that's
• 26:37
  insane.
• 26:38
  I
• 26:38
  mean,
• 26:39
  I
• 26:39
  only
• 26:39
  started
• 26:39
  liking
• 26:39
  Superman
• 26:40
  like
• 26:40
  last
• 26:40
  year
• 26:41
  or
• 26:42
  the
• 26:42
  year
• 26:42
  before.
• 26:42
  I
• 26:42
  don't
• 26:42
  remember.
• 26:43
  I
• 26:43
  can't
• 26:43
  keep
• 26:43
  up.
• 26:44
  My
• 26:45
  mind
• 26:45
  can
• 26:45
  be
• 26:46
  changed.
• 26:47
  Can
• 26:48
  it?
• 26:48
  It
• 26:49
  changes
• 26:49
  about
• 26:49
  Superman.
• 26:51
  Maybe
• 26:51
  someone
• 26:52
  will
• 26:52
  just
• 26:52
  write
• 26:52
  like
• 26:52
  a
• 26:53
  super
• 26:53
  badass
• 26:54
  Halo
• 26:54
  comic
• 26:55
  and
• 26:55
  I'll
• 26:55
  suddenly
• 26:56
  like
• 26:56
  Master
• 26:56
  Chief.
• 26:57
  Oh,
• 26:57
  you
• 26:57
  should
• 26:57
  read
• 26:58
  them.
• 26:59
  They
• 26:59
  exist.
• 27:00
  Which
• 27:00
  ones?
• 27:01
  All
• 27:01
  of
• 27:02
  them.
• 27:02
  Send
• 27:03
  me
• 27:03
  a
• 27:03
  place
• 27:03
  to
• 27:03
  start.
• 27:04
  I'll
• 27:05
  do
• 27:05
  it
• 27:05
  right.
• 27:05
  The
• 27:06
  comics,
• 27:06
  the
• 27:06
  books,
• 27:07
  everything
• 27:07
  about
• 27:08
  Halo
• 27:08
  is
• 27:08
  good.
• 27:09
  Except.
• 27:10
  Okay,
• 27:11
  I'm
• 27:11
  making
• 27:11
  a
• 27:11
  pledge
• 27:12
  now.
• 27:12
  I'm
• 27:12
  gonna.
• 27:13
  I'm
• 27:13
  gonna
• 27:13
  read
• 27:13
  the
• 27:14
  Halo
• 27:14
  comics.
• 27:15
  And
• 27:15
  for
• 27:16
  people
• 27:16
  who
• 27:16
  are
• 27:16
  interested
• 27:16
  in
• 27:17
  whether
• 27:17
  or
• 27:17
  not
• 27:17
  I
• 27:17
  change
• 27:17
  my
• 27:17
  mind,
• 27:18
  they
• 27:18
  can
• 27:18
  just
• 27:18
  Keep
• 27:18
  following
• 27:18
  the
• 27:19
  show
• 27:19
  and
• 27:19
  I'll
• 27:19
  bring
• 27:19
  it
• 27:19
  up
• 27:20
  every
• 27:20
  now
• 27:20
  and
• 27:20
  then.
• 27:21
  Yeah,
• 27:21
  yeah.
• 27:21
  You
• 27:21
  should
• 27:21
  read
• 27:22
  the
• 27:22
  ones
• 27:22
  that
• 27:22
  are
• 27:23
  about
• 27:23
  Master
• 27:23
  Chief,
• 27:23
  though,
• 27:24
  because
• 27:24
  there's
• 27:24
  a
• 27:24
  lot
• 27:25
  that
• 27:25
  aren't.
• 27:26
  Anyway,
• 27:28
  what
• 27:28
  do
• 27:28
  you
• 27:28
  emulate
• 27:29
  from
• 27:29
  Master
• 27:29
  Chief?
• 27:30
  I
• 27:31
  would
• 27:31
  like
• 27:31
  to
• 27:31
  be
• 27:31
  7
• 27:31
  foot
• 27:32
  2.
• 27:32
  I'm
• 27:33
  not
• 27:33
  sure
• 27:33
  I
• 27:33
  can
• 27:33
  make
• 27:33
  that
• 27:34
  happen
• 27:34
  in
• 27:34
  2025.
• 27:36
  I
• 27:36
  would
• 27:37
  like
• 27:37
  to
• 27:37
  bench
• 27:37
  press
• 27:38
  several
• 27:38
  thousand
• 27:38
  pounds.
• 27:39
  I'm
• 27:39
  not
• 27:39
  sure
• 27:39
  I
• 27:39
  can
• 27:39
  make
• 27:40
  that
• 27:40
  happen
• 27:40
  in
• 27:40
  2025.
• 27:41
  It's
• 27:41
  not
• 27:42
  that
• 27:42
  hard.
• 27:43
  Yeah.
• 27:43
  All
• 27:44
  right.
• 27:44
  That's
• 27:44
  what
• 27:44
  I'm
• 27:45
  doing
• 27:45
  then.
• 27:45
  I'm
• 27:45
  gonna
• 27:45
  emulate
• 27:46
  that.
• 27:46
  I'm
• 27:46
  gonna.
• 27:47
  I'm
• 27:47
  gonna
• 27:48
  get
• 27:48
  strong
• 27:48
  enough
• 27:48
  to
• 27:49
  just
• 27:49
  toss.
• 27:50
  But,
• 27:50
  like,
• 27:51
  can
• 27:51
  you
• 27:51
  tell
• 27:51
  me
• 27:52
  anything
• 27:52
  about
• 27:52
  his
• 27:52
  personality
• 27:53
  other
• 27:53
  than
• 27:53
  like,
• 27:54
  he's
• 27:54
  cool?
• 27:55
  What
• 27:56
  do
• 27:56
  you
• 27:56
  need?
• 27:57
  What
• 27:57
  else
• 27:58
  do
• 27:58
  you
• 27:58
  need?
• 27:58
  He's
• 27:58
  cool.
• 28:00
  I
• 28:00
  don't
• 28:00
  know.
• 28:01
  Like.
• 28:01
  Like,
• 28:01
  I
• 28:01
  would
• 28:01
  say,
• 28:01
  like,
• 28:02
  TJ
• 28:02
  is
• 28:03
  cool,
• 28:03
  but,
• 28:03
  like,
• 28:03
  I
• 28:03
  could
• 28:04
  tell
• 28:04
  somebody
• 28:04
  about
• 28:04
  you.
• 28:05
  Like,
• 28:05
  like
• 28:05
  you're
• 28:06
  funny,
• 28:06
  you
• 28:06
  know,
• 28:06
  like
• 28:07
  you're
• 28:07
  a
• 28:08
  stand
• 28:08
  up
• 28:08
  person.
• 28:08
  I
• 28:08
  know
• 28:08
  you're
• 28:09
  going
• 28:09
  to
• 28:09
  be
• 28:09
  honest.
• 28:11
  Like.
• 28:11
  Like,
• 28:12
  it's
• 28:12
  like
• 28:13
  one
• 28:13
  of
• 28:13
  the
• 28:13
  distinctual
• 28:14
  TJ
• 28:15
  things
• 28:15
  is
• 28:16
  he's
• 28:16
  going
• 28:17
  to
• 28:17
  have
• 28:17
  my
• 28:17
  back,
• 28:17
  but
• 28:18
  if
• 28:18
  it's
• 28:18
  a
• 28:18
  choice
• 28:18
  of
• 28:19
  having
• 28:19
  my
• 28:19
  back
• 28:19
  or
• 28:20
  being
• 28:20
  honest,
• 28:20
  he's
• 28:20
  going
• 28:20
  to
• 28:21
  be
• 28:21
  honest.
• 28:22
  Like,
• 28:22
  is
• 28:22
  there
• 28:22
  anything
• 28:23
  that's
• 28:23
  like,
• 28:23
  distinctually
• 28:24
  Master
• 28:25
  Chief
• 28:25
  or.
• 28:25
  Yeah,
• 28:26
  cool.
• 28:26
  Everything
• 28:26
  you
• 28:27
  just
• 28:27
  said
• 28:27
  is
• 28:27
  true
• 28:28
  about
• 28:28
  Master
• 28:28
  Chief.
• 28:29
  So
• 28:29
  you're
• 28:29
  already
• 28:30
  Master
• 28:30
  Chief.
• 28:31
  I've
• 28:31
  been
• 28:31
  trying
• 28:31
  to
• 28:32
  be
• 28:32
  like
• 28:32
  Master
• 28:32
  Chief
• 28:32
  my
• 28:33
  whole
• 28:33
  life.
• 28:34
  Okay.
• 28:36
  Yeah.
• 28:36
  All
• 28:36
  right.
• 28:37
  So
• 28:37
  everything
• 28:37
  I
• 28:37
  think
• 28:37
  about
• 28:38
  TJ
• 28:38
  is
• 28:38
  what
• 28:38
  other
• 28:39
  people
• 28:39
  think
• 28:39
  about
• 28:39
  Master
• 28:39
  Chief.
• 28:40
  Yeah.
• 28:41
  Also
• 28:42
  that's
• 28:42
  cool.
• 28:43
  I
• 28:43
  wouldn't
• 28:43
  say
• 28:43
  he
• 28:44
  is
• 28:45
  funny
• 28:45
  intentionally.
• 28:47
  The
• 28:47
  game
• 28:48
  rides
• 28:48
  around
• 28:48
  him
• 28:49
  to
• 28:49
  make
• 28:49
  him
• 28:49
  say
• 28:50
  the
• 28:50
  punchline
• 28:50
  for
• 28:50
  a
• 28:51
  lot
• 28:51
  of
• 28:51
  stuff,
• 28:51
  which
• 28:51
  is
• 28:51
  super
• 28:52
  funny.
• 28:53
  Not
• 28:53
  gonna
• 28:53
  give
• 28:53
  that
• 28:54
  to
• 28:54
  him
• 28:54
  because
• 28:55
  he's
• 28:55
  just
• 28:55
  like
• 28:56
  the
• 28:56
  straight
• 28:56
  man.
• 28:57
  He's
• 28:58
  really
• 28:58
  good
• 28:59
  at
• 28:59
  it
• 28:59
  and
• 28:59
  it
• 28:59
  is
• 29:00
  really
• 29:00
  funny.
• 29:01
  That
• 29:01
  is
• 29:02
  also
• 29:02
  you,
• 29:02
  though.
• 29:03
  Somehow
• 29:03
  everything's
• 29:03
  always
• 29:03
  set
• 29:04
  up
• 29:04
  for
• 29:04
  you
• 29:04
  to
• 29:04
  say
• 29:04
  the
• 29:05
  punchline
• 29:05
  and
• 29:06
  you
• 29:06
  are
• 29:06
  the
• 29:06
  straight
• 29:06
  man.
• 29:07
  Yeah.
• 29:08
  Figuratively
• 29:09
  and
• 29:09
  literally.
• 29:10
  Yeah,
• 29:10
  yeah,
• 29:11
  yeah.
• 29:12
  It's
• 29:12
  pretty
• 29:12
  good.
• 29:13
  I've
• 29:13
  been
• 29:13
  Master
• 29:14
  Chief
• 29:14
  my
• 29:14
  whole
• 29:14
  life.
• 29:15
  Yeah.
• 29:16
  However,
• 29:17
  I
• 29:17
  will
• 29:18
  say
• 29:18
  he
• 29:19
  is
• 29:19
  brave
• 29:19
  to
• 29:20
  a
• 29:20
  fault,
• 29:20
  which
• 29:21
  I
• 29:22
  get
• 29:22
  it.
• 29:22
  If
• 29:22
  you
• 29:22
  were
• 29:23
  engineered
• 29:24
  from
• 29:24
  childhood
• 29:25
  to
• 29:25
  be
• 29:25
  the
• 29:26
  perfect
• 29:26
  soldier.
• 29:27
  I
• 29:27
  don't
• 29:27
  know,
• 29:27
  if
• 29:27
  I
• 29:28
  was
• 29:28
  in
• 29:28
  that
• 29:28
  boot,
• 29:28
  those
• 29:29
  boots,
• 29:29
  I
• 29:29
  probably
• 29:29
  would
• 29:30
  also
• 29:30
  never
• 29:30
  give
• 29:30
  up
• 29:31
  literally
• 29:31
  ever
• 29:32
  at
• 29:32
  anything.
• 29:33
  But
• 29:33
  for
• 29:33
  everyone
• 29:34
  else,
• 29:34
  I
• 29:35
  do
• 29:35
  think
• 29:35
  you
• 29:35
  need
• 29:35
  to
• 29:36
  know
• 29:36
  when
• 29:37
  to
• 29:37
  cut
• 29:37
  your
• 29:37
  losses.
• 29:38
  Yeah.
• 29:39
  Isn't
• 29:40
  that
• 29:40
  like
• 29:40
  Aristotle's
• 29:41
  mean,
• 29:42
  like,
• 29:42
  where
• 29:42
  he
• 29:43
  talks
• 29:43
  about,
• 29:43
  like,
• 29:43
  virtue
• 29:44
  is
• 29:44
  Always
• 29:44
  between
• 29:44
  two
• 29:45
  extremes
• 29:45
  of
• 29:46
  like
• 29:46
  the
• 29:46
  extreme
• 29:46
  of
• 29:47
  running
• 29:47
  away
• 29:47
  and
• 29:48
  running
• 29:49
  towards
• 29:49
  something
• 29:49
  blindly.
• 29:50
  His
• 29:50
  courage.
• 29:51
  Yeah,
• 29:52
  yeah.
• 29:53
  Which
• 29:54
  I
• 29:54
  don't
• 29:54
  want
• 29:54
  to.
• 29:55
  I
• 29:55
  don't
• 29:55
  want
• 29:55
  to
• 29:55
  do
• 29:55
  that.
• 29:56
  I
• 29:56
  don't
• 29:56
  want
• 29:56
  to
• 29:56
  get
• 29:57
  in
• 29:57
  over
• 29:57
  my
• 29:57
  head.
• 29:58
  Which
• 29:58
  he
• 29:58
  is
• 29:59
  Master
• 29:59
  Chief,
• 29:59
  so
• 29:59
  he's
• 29:59
  never
• 30:00
  in
• 30:00
  actually
• 30:00
  over
• 30:00
  his
• 30:00
  head.
• 30:01
  See,
• 30:01
  this
• 30:01
  isn't
• 30:02
  fair.
• 30:02
  Even
• 30:03
  because
• 30:03
  he's
• 30:03
  Master
• 30:04
  Chief.
• 30:05
  Yeah.
• 30:05
  Yeah,
• 30:06
  I
• 30:06
  guess.
• 30:07
  What's
• 30:07
  he
• 30:07
  going
• 30:07
  to
• 30:08
  do?
• 30:08
  Lose?
• 30:08
  I
• 30:08
  doubt
• 30:09
  it.
• 30:09
  What
• 30:10
  if
• 30:10
  he's
• 30:10
  fighting
• 30:10
  Optimus
• 30:11
  Prime?
• 30:11
  You
• 30:11
  know,
• 30:13
  he.
• 30:13
  Master
• 30:14
  Chief
• 30:14
  wins
• 30:14
  that
• 30:14
  fight,
• 30:14
  and
• 30:15
  Optimus
• 30:16
  turns
• 30:16
  it
• 30:16
  into
• 30:16
  a
• 30:17
  lesson
• 30:17
  for
• 30:17
  the
• 30:17
  other
• 30:17
  Transformers.
• 30:18
  They
• 30:18
  both
• 30:19
  win,
• 30:21
  man.
• 30:22
  Also,
• 30:22
  I'm
• 30:22
  adding
• 30:23
  that
• 30:23
  to
• 30:23
  the
• 30:23
  what
• 30:23
  if
• 30:23
  series.
• 30:24
  I
• 30:25
  bet
• 30:25
  someone
• 30:25
  will
• 30:25
  vote
• 30:26
  for
• 30:26
  that.
• 30:26
  Yeah.
• 30:27
  Imagine
• 30:28
  she
• 30:28
  fought
• 30:28
  Optimus
• 30:29
  Prime.
• 30:29
  Yeah.
• 30:30
  Yeah,
• 30:31
  that's
• 30:32
  a
• 30:32
  good
• 30:32
  one.
• 30:32
  But
• 30:33
  yeah.
• 30:33
  I
• 30:33
  don't
• 30:34
  know.
• 30:34
  What's
• 30:34
  to
• 30:34
  say?
• 30:34
  I'm
• 30:35
  not
• 30:35
  gonna
• 30:36
  commit
• 30:37
  to
• 30:37
  a
• 30:37
  genocide.
• 30:38
  He's
• 30:39
  genocidal.
• 30:40
  Yeah.
• 30:41
  But
• 30:41
  then
• 30:41
  that's
• 30:42
  when
• 30:42
  Halo
• 30:42
  2
• 30:42
  comes
• 30:42
  in
• 30:43
  and
• 30:43
  he's
• 30:43
  like,
• 30:43
  oh,
• 30:43
  wait,
• 30:44
  the
• 30:44
  army
• 30:44
  is
• 30:44
  a
• 30:44
  cool
• 30:44
  guy.
• 30:45
  Oh,
• 30:45
  man,
• 30:45
  I
• 30:45
  can't
• 30:45
  kill
• 30:46
  all
• 30:46
  the
• 30:46
  Covenant.
• 30:46
  This
• 30:46
  guy's
• 30:47
  chill.
• 30:48
  He's
• 30:48
  really
• 30:48
  the
• 30:49
  perfect
• 30:49
  character.
• 30:50
  He
• 30:50
  has
• 30:50
  no
• 30:50
  flaws.
• 30:51
  Yeah,
• 30:52
  he's
• 30:52
  tj.
• 30:53
  I
• 30:54
  thought
• 30:54
  he
• 30:54
  was
• 30:54
  Chuck
• 30:54
  Norris.
• 30:55
  Turns
• 30:55
  out
• 30:55
  he
• 30:55
  was
• 30:55
  D.J.
• 30:56
  Yeah,
• 30:57
  Chuck
• 30:57
  Norris's
• 30:58
  only
• 30:58
  flaw
• 30:58
  is
• 30:59
  that
• 30:59
  he's
• 30:59
  pretending
• 31:00
  to
• 31:00
  be
• 31:00
  an
• 31:00
  old
• 31:00
  man.
• 31:02
  I
• 31:02
  thought
• 31:02
  you
• 31:02
  were
• 31:03
  gonna
• 31:03
  say
• 31:03
  Chuck
• 31:03
  Norris
• 31:03
  is
• 31:03
  only
• 31:04
  flaws.
• 31:04
  That
• 31:04
  he's
• 31:04
  not
• 31:05
  D.J.
• 31:06
  That'S
• 31:06
  crazy.
• 31:07
  But
• 31:09
  a
• 31:09
  couple
• 31:10
  more
• 31:10
  honorable
• 31:10
  mentions.
• 31:12
  I
• 31:12
  think
• 31:13
  I
• 31:13
  saw
• 31:13
  you.
• 31:14
  I
• 31:15
  think
• 31:15
  there
• 31:15
  is
• 31:15
  a
• 31:15
  slide
• 31:15
  for
• 31:16
  him
• 31:16
  already.
• 31:16
  Ezio
• 31:17
  de
• 31:17
  Frenze
• 31:18
  Auditore
• 31:19
  or
• 31:19
  Audio
• 31:19
  Torre
• 31:20
  de
• 31:20
  Forenze.
• 31:21
  It's
• 31:21
  not
• 31:21
  an
• 31:21
  Xbox
• 31:22
  game,
• 31:23
  but
• 31:23
  everyone
• 31:24
  loves
• 31:24
  Assassin's
• 31:25
  Creed.
• 31:26
  Maybe
• 31:26
  I'm
• 31:27
  wrong.
• 31:27
  Okay,
• 31:27
  cool.
• 31:28
  I
• 31:28
  thought
• 31:29
  that
• 31:29
  was
• 31:29
  like
• 31:29
  all
• 31:30
  systems.
• 31:31
  It
• 31:31
  is.
• 31:31
  That's
• 31:31
  what
• 31:31
  I'm
• 31:31
  saying.
• 31:32
  That's
• 31:32
  what
• 31:32
  I
• 31:32
  just
• 31:32
  said
• 31:33
  out
• 31:33
  loud.
• 31:34
  But
• 31:35
  it's
• 31:35
  a
• 31:35
  nostalgic
• 31:36
  thing,
• 31:36
  man.
• 31:36
  You
• 31:37
  know,
• 31:37
  I
• 31:37
  grew
• 31:37
  up
• 31:38
  playing
• 31:38
  the
• 31:38
  games
• 31:38
  on
• 31:39
  Xbox,
• 31:39
  so
• 31:41
  for
• 31:41
  a
• 31:41
  long.
• 31:41
  Time,
• 31:41
  I
• 31:42
  thought
• 31:42
  they
• 31:42
  were
• 31:42
  PlayStation
• 31:42
  exclusives.
• 31:44
  Exactly.
• 31:45
  Frank
• 31:45
  west
• 31:46
  from
• 31:46
  Dead
• 31:46
  Rising.
• 31:47
  He
• 31:48
  is
• 31:48
  actually
• 31:49
  huge.
• 31:49
  I
• 31:49
  was
• 31:50
  actually
• 31:50
  gonna
• 31:50
  bring
• 31:50
  this
• 31:50
  one
• 31:50
  up
• 31:51
  too.
• 31:51
  Yeah.
• 31:52
  Honorable
• 31:52
  mention
• 31:52
  here.
• 31:53
  Yeah.
• 31:54
  Great
• 31:55
  game.
• 31:56
  What
• 31:56
  a
• 31:56
  fun
• 31:56
  concept.
• 31:57
  Frank's
• 31:58
  cool.
• 31:58
  He's
• 31:59
  a
• 31:59
  photographer.
• 32:00
  There's
• 32:00
  like,
• 32:01
  man,
• 32:01
  I
• 32:01
  gotta.
• 32:02
  I
• 32:02
  gotta
• 32:02
  let
• 32:02
  the
• 32:02
  world
• 32:03
  know.
• 32:03
  And
• 32:03
  when
• 32:03
  he's
• 32:03
  in
• 32:03
  this
• 32:04
  Molly's
• 32:04
  like,
• 32:04
  well,
• 32:05
  man,
• 32:05
  I
• 32:06
  should
• 32:06
  save
• 32:06
  this
• 32:06
  mall
• 32:07
  full
• 32:07
  of
• 32:07
  survivors.
• 32:08
  And
• 32:08
  also
• 32:09
  zombie
• 32:10
  apocalypse.
• 32:10
  I
• 32:11
  can
• 32:11
  take
• 32:11
  whatever
• 32:11
  I
• 32:11
  want
• 32:11
  from
• 32:12
  the
• 32:12
  stores
• 32:12
  in
• 32:12
  the
• 32:12
  mall.
• 32:13
  So
• 32:13
  that's
• 32:14
  pretty
• 32:14
  relatable.
• 32:14
  I
• 32:14
  think
• 32:16
  this
• 32:16
  might.
• 32:16
  This
• 32:17
  might
• 32:17
  be
• 32:17
  a
• 32:17
  little
• 32:17
  weird,
• 32:17
  but
• 32:18
  he
• 32:18
  Kind
• 32:18
  of
• 32:19
  makes
• 32:19
  me
• 32:19
  think
• 32:19
  of
• 32:20
  Isaac
• 32:21
  Clark.
• 32:22
  It's
• 32:23
  just
• 32:24
  easier
• 32:24
  to
• 32:24
  see
• 32:25
  how
• 32:25
  he's
• 32:26
  being
• 32:29
  in.
• 32:30
  What's
• 32:30
  that
• 32:30
  word
• 32:31
  I'm
• 32:31
  trying
• 32:31
  to
• 32:31
  think
• 32:31
  of?
• 32:31
  I
• 32:32
  must
• 32:32
  say
• 32:32
  creative.
• 32:33
  Like
• 32:34
  he's.
• 32:35
  Because,
• 32:35
  you
• 32:35
  know,
• 32:35
  they
• 32:35
  both
• 32:35
  do
• 32:36
  the
• 32:36
  same
• 32:36
  thing.
• 32:36
  Like,
• 32:36
  Isaac
• 32:36
  Clark
• 32:37
  didn't
• 32:37
  have
• 32:37
  weapons.
• 32:38
  He's
• 32:38
  a
• 32:38
  mechanic.
• 32:39
  He
• 32:39
  just
• 32:40
  was
• 32:41
  ingenuitive.
• 32:43
  So
• 32:43
  he
• 32:43
  was
• 32:43
  like,
• 32:43
  hey,
• 32:44
  you
• 32:44
  know
• 32:44
  what?
• 32:45
  I'm
• 32:45
  gonna
• 32:45
  use
• 32:46
  my
• 32:46
  mechanic
• 32:46
  stuff,
• 32:47
  kill
• 32:47
  these
• 32:47
  space
• 32:48
  zombies.
• 32:49
  But
• 32:49
  because
• 32:49
  the
• 32:50
  way
• 32:50
  the
• 32:50
  game
• 32:50
  is
• 32:50
  built,
• 32:51
  it
• 32:51
  feels
• 32:51
  like
• 32:53
  he's
• 32:53
  just
• 32:54
  a
• 32:54
  guy
• 32:54
  fighting
• 32:54
  zombies
• 32:55
  in
• 32:55
  space.
• 32:55
  And
• 32:55
  like,
• 32:56
  this
• 32:56
  was
• 32:56
  always
• 32:56
  supposed
• 32:56
  to
• 32:56
  happen
• 32:57
  because
• 32:57
  you're
• 32:57
  not
• 32:57
  familiar
• 32:58
  with
• 32:58
  those
• 32:58
  tools.
• 32:59
  So
• 32:59
  it's
• 32:59
  harder
• 32:59
  to
• 32:59
  see
• 32:59
  how
• 33:00
  he's
• 33:00
  being
• 33:00
  clever.
• 33:02
  Whereas
• 33:03
  in
• 33:03
  Dead
• 33:03
  Rising,
• 33:04
  pretty
• 33:05
  easy
• 33:05
  to
• 33:05
  see
• 33:05
  how
• 33:06
  he's
• 33:06
  being
• 33:06
  clever.
• 33:06
  When
• 33:06
  you
• 33:06
  go
• 33:07
  to
• 33:07
  the
• 33:07
  toy
• 33:07
  store,
• 33:07
  take
• 33:07
  out
• 33:08
  a
• 33:08
  toy
• 33:08
  lightsaber,
• 33:08
  start
• 33:09
  beating
• 33:09
  zombies
• 33:09
  with
• 33:09
  it,
• 33:09
  or
• 33:10
  you
• 33:10
  get
• 33:10
  a
• 33:10
  lawnmower.
• 33:11
  That's
• 33:11
  my
• 33:11
  favorite
• 33:11
  thing
• 33:11
  to
• 33:12
  do.
• 33:12
  It
• 33:12
  was
• 33:12
  great.
• 33:13
  Yeah.
• 33:13
  That's
• 33:13
  actually
• 33:14
  why
• 33:15
  I
• 33:15
  think
• 33:15
  Dead
• 33:15
  Rising
• 33:15
  two
• 33:16
  might
• 33:16
  be
• 33:16
  one
• 33:16
  of
• 33:16
  the
• 33:17
  best
• 33:17
  video
• 33:17
  game
• 33:17
  sequels
• 33:18
  of
• 33:18
  all
• 33:18
  time.
• 33:19
  Because
• 33:19
  Dead
• 33:19
  Rising
• 33:20
  two,
• 33:20
  like,
• 33:20
  you
• 33:21
  get
• 33:21
  really
• 33:21
  crazy
• 33:21
  with
• 33:22
  it
• 33:22
  and
• 33:22
  start
• 33:22
  combining
• 33:23
  items.
• 33:24
  He's
• 33:24
  like,
• 33:24
  oh,
• 33:24
  I
• 33:25
  found
• 33:25
  a
• 33:25
  bucket.
• 33:25
  I
• 33:26
  found
• 33:26
  a
• 33:26
  drill.
• 33:27
  Boom.
• 33:27
  Drill
• 33:27
  bucket.
• 33:28
  Put
• 33:28
  it
• 33:28
  on
• 33:28
  a
• 33:28
  zombie's
• 33:29
  head.
• 33:30
  I
• 33:30
  never
• 33:30
  played
• 33:31
  Dead
• 33:31
  Rising
• 33:31
  too,
• 33:31
  but
• 33:31
  that
• 33:31
  sounds
• 33:32
  great.
• 33:32
  It's
• 33:33
  really
• 33:33
  fun.
• 33:34
  It's
• 33:34
  a
• 33:34
  great
• 33:34
  time.
• 33:36
  But,
• 33:36
  yeah,
• 33:37
  it
• 33:37
  really
• 33:37
  does
• 33:37
  deserve
• 33:38
  to
• 33:38
  be
• 33:38
  up
• 33:38
  here.
• 33:38
  Dead
• 33:38
  Rising
• 33:39
  2,
• 33:39
  I
• 33:39
  do
• 33:39
  think
• 33:39
  is
• 33:39
  better
• 33:40
  left
• 33:40
  for
• 33:40
  dead.
• 33:41
  Yeah,
• 33:42
  we're
• 33:42
  talking
• 33:43
  about
• 33:43
  zombies.
• 33:45
  One
• 33:45
  of
• 33:45
  the
• 33:45
  best
• 33:46
  games
• 33:46
  ever.
• 33:46
  Actually,
• 33:47
  I.
• 33:48
  I
• 33:48
  think
• 33:48
  that's
• 33:48
  just
• 33:48
  correct.
• 33:49
  The
• 33:49
  amount
• 33:49
  of
• 33:49
  time
• 33:49
  I
• 33:50
  spent
• 33:50
  in
• 33:50
  college
• 33:50
  playing
• 33:51
  this
• 33:51
  is.
• 33:52
  Yeah,
• 33:53
  yeah.
• 33:53
  I
• 33:53
  should
• 33:53
  have
• 33:54
  been
• 33:54
  doing
• 33:54
  homework.
• 33:54
  But
• 33:56
  left
• 33:56
  for
• 33:56
  that,
• 33:57
  it's
• 33:58
  so
• 33:58
  good.
• 33:59
  A
• 33:59
  modern
• 34:00
  day
• 34:00
  remake
• 34:00
  of
• 34:00
  Left
• 34:01
  4
• 34:01
  Dead
• 34:01
  would
• 34:02
  kill.
• 34:03
  I
• 34:04
  might
• 34:04
  kill
• 34:04
  for
• 34:04
  it.
• 34:05
  Yeah,
• 34:05
  I
• 34:05
  would
• 34:06
  kill
• 34:06
  for
• 34:06
  it.
• 34:07
  I
• 34:07
  would
• 34:07
  kill
• 34:07
  an
• 34:07
  entire
• 34:08
  race
• 34:08
  of
• 34:08
  aliens
• 34:08
  for
• 34:09
  it.
• 34:09
  Last
• 34:10
  year.
• 34:11
  Oh,
• 34:12
  okay.
• 34:13
  I'm
• 34:13
  a
• 34:13
  changed
• 34:13
  man
• 34:14
  this
• 34:14
  year.
• 34:15
  Oh,
• 34:15
  yeah,
• 34:15
  I
• 34:15
  forgot
• 34:16
  about
• 34:16
  that.
• 34:16
  Yeah,
• 34:17
  yeah.
• 34:17
  Leave
• 34:17
  that
• 34:17
  behind
• 34:18
  in
• 34:18
  2024.
• 34:19
  Yeah,
• 34:20
  yeah,
• 34:21
  yeah.
• 34:21
  I
• 34:21
  would
• 34:22
  have
• 34:22
  done
• 34:22
  it,
• 34:22
  though.
• 34:25
  So
• 34:26
  for
• 34:27
  personal
• 34:28
  number
• 34:28
  one
• 34:28
  pick,
• 34:29
  Josh,
• 34:29
  I'm
• 34:29
  gonna
• 34:29
  let
• 34:29
  you
• 34:30
  go
• 34:30
  first.
• 34:30
  Who's
• 34:31
  your
• 34:31
  number
• 34:31
  one
• 34:32
  iconic
• 34:32
  Xbox
• 34:33
  character
• 34:33
  of
• 34:33
  all
• 34:34
  time?
• 34:34
  Okay,
• 34:35
  so
• 34:37
  this
• 34:37
  was
• 34:38
  difficult
• 34:38
  for
• 34:38
  a
• 34:39
  weird
• 34:39
  reason.
• 34:39
  I
• 34:40
  had
• 34:40
  to
• 34:40
  actually
• 34:40
  think
• 34:42
  I'm
• 34:43
  gonna
• 34:43
  go
• 34:43
  with
• 34:43
  the
• 34:43
  hero
• 34:44
  of
• 34:44
  Oakvale.
• 34:45
  All
• 34:45
  the
• 34:45
  fable
• 34:46
  games
• 34:46
  are
• 34:46
  great
• 34:47
  to
• 34:47
  the
• 34:48
  point
• 34:48
  that,
• 34:48
  like,
• 34:48
  I
• 34:48
  think
• 34:49
  I've
• 34:49
  made
• 34:49
  it
• 34:49
  pretty
• 34:49
  clear
• 34:49
  I'm
• 34:49
  not
• 34:50
  an
• 34:50
  Xbox
• 34:50
  person.
• 34:50
  This
• 34:50
  episode.
• 34:51
  Right.
• 34:52
  I
• 34:53
  almost.
• 34:53
  I
• 34:53
  haven't
• 34:54
  bought
• 34:54
  a
• 34:54
  PS5
• 34:54
  since
• 34:55
  PS5's
• 34:55
  been
• 34:55
  out.
• 34:56
  I
• 34:56
  almost
• 34:56
  bought
• 34:57
  Xbox
• 34:57
  Series
• 34:58
  s
• 34:58
  when
• 34:59
  as
• 34:59
  soon
• 34:59
  as
• 34:59
  they
• 35:00
  announced
• 35:00
  they're
• 35:00
  restarting
• 35:01
  Fable
• 35:01
  games.
• 35:03
  It
• 35:03
  also
• 35:03
  had
• 35:03
  a
• 35:04
  little
• 35:04
  bit
• 35:04
  to
• 35:04
  do
• 35:04
  with
• 35:04
  the
• 35:04
  Indiana
• 35:05
  Jones
• 35:05
  was
• 35:05
  going
• 35:05
  to
• 35:05
  be
• 35:05
  out
• 35:05
  on
• 35:06
  Xbox
• 35:06
  first.
• 35:07
  Then
• 35:08
  I
• 35:08
  realized
• 35:08
  I
• 35:08
  could
• 35:08
  get
• 35:08
  Steam
• 35:09
  Deck
• 35:09
  and
• 35:09
  I
• 35:09
  could
• 35:09
  play
• 35:09
  all
• 35:09
  that
• 35:09
  and
• 35:10
  play
• 35:10
  the
• 35:10
  new
• 35:10
  Ratchet
• 35:10
  and
• 35:10
  Clank.
• 35:11
  And
• 35:11
  I'm
• 35:11
  like,
• 35:11
  yeah,
• 35:11
  you
• 35:11
  know,
• 35:12
  why
• 35:12
  not
• 35:12
  do
• 35:12
  all
• 35:12
  of
• 35:12
  it?
• 35:13
  But
• 35:13
  yeah,
• 35:14
  no,
• 35:14
  I
• 35:14
  love
• 35:15
  Fable.
• 35:16
  This
• 35:16
  was
• 35:17
  one,
• 35:17
  I
• 35:17
  would
• 35:17
  go
• 35:17
  to
• 35:17
  my
• 35:17
  neighbor's
• 35:17
  house
• 35:18
  when
• 35:18
  the
• 35:18
  new
• 35:18
  ones
• 35:18
  came
• 35:19
  out.
• 35:19
  The
• 35:19
  reason
• 35:20
  it
• 35:20
  was
• 35:20
  difficult.
• 35:20
  Fable
• 35:21
  2
• 35:21
  and
• 35:21
  3
• 35:22
  gameplay
• 35:22
  is
• 35:22
  so
• 35:23
  much
• 35:23
  better.
• 35:23
  Like
• 35:24
  significantly
• 35:25
  better.
• 35:25
  By
• 35:26
  the
• 35:26
  time
• 35:26
  you
• 35:26
  can
• 35:27
  do
• 35:27
  magic,
• 35:28
  also
• 35:28
  have
• 35:28
  a
• 35:28
  gun
• 35:29
  and
• 35:29
  have
• 35:29
  a
• 35:29
  dog,
• 35:31
  there
• 35:31
  isn't
• 35:32
  a
• 35:32
  better
• 35:32
  video
• 35:33
  game.
• 35:33
  Like
• 35:34
  there's.
• 35:34
  Yeah,
• 35:35
  Kingdom
• 35:35
  Hearts.
• 35:35
  I
• 35:35
  mean
• 35:36
  there
• 35:36
  are
• 35:36
  games
• 35:36
  I
• 35:36
  like
• 35:37
  more
• 35:37
  but
• 35:38
  like
• 35:38
  mechanically
• 35:39
  of
• 35:39
  like
• 35:39
  what
• 35:39
  is
• 35:39
  just
• 35:40
  fun
• 35:40
  to
• 35:40
  do.
• 35:41
  Shoot
• 35:42
  stuff,
• 35:43
  throw
• 35:43
  magic
• 35:44
  fireballs,
• 35:45
  have
• 35:45
  dog.
• 35:46
  Come
• 35:47
  on.
• 35:48
  Yeah,
• 35:48
  yeah.
• 35:49
  It's
• 35:49
  just
• 35:50
  fantastic.
• 35:50
  I'm
• 35:51
  so
• 35:51
  excited
• 35:51
  that
• 35:51
  they're
• 35:51
  bringing
• 35:52
  it
• 35:52
  back.
• 35:52
  Like,
• 35:52
  I,
• 35:53
  I
• 35:54
  literally
• 35:54
  at
• 35:55
  work,
• 35:55
  the
• 35:55
  trailer
• 35:56
  dropped
• 35:56
  and
• 35:57
  I
• 35:57
  just
• 35:58
  told
• 35:58
  my
• 35:59
  manager.
• 35:59
  I
• 35:59
  was
• 35:59
  like,
• 36:00
  I'm
• 36:00
  going
• 36:00
  to
• 36:01
  the
• 36:01
  restroom
• 36:01
  to
• 36:02
  watch
• 36:02
  this
• 36:02
  Fable
• 36:02
  trailer.
• 36:04
  I
• 36:04
  think
• 36:04
  I
• 36:04
  watched
• 36:04
  it
• 36:04
  five
• 36:05
  times
• 36:05
  before
• 36:05
  I
• 36:05
  came
• 36:06
  back
• 36:06
  to
• 36:06
  the
• 36:06
  kitchen.
• 36:07
  Yeah,
• 36:08
  I'm
• 36:08
  watching
• 36:08
  this
• 36:10
  trailer.
• 36:12
  I
• 36:12
  think
• 36:12
  so.
• 36:14
  It
• 36:14
  was
• 36:14
  great
• 36:15
  though.
• 36:16
  Oh
• 36:16
  man,
• 36:17
  I
• 36:17
  got
• 36:17
  so
• 36:18
  excited.
• 36:18
  But
• 36:18
  yeah,
• 36:19
  even
• 36:19
  though
• 36:19
  the
• 36:19
  game
• 36:20
  mechanics
• 36:20
  are
• 36:20
  way
• 36:21
  more
• 36:21
  fun
• 36:21
  in
• 36:21
  the
• 36:21
  later
• 36:22
  games,
• 36:22
  that
• 36:23
  story
• 36:23
  in
• 36:23
  the
• 36:23
  first,
• 36:23
  first
• 36:24
  game
• 36:24
  where
• 36:24
  your
• 36:24
  characters,
• 36:25
  like
• 36:26
  parents,
• 36:26
  entire
• 36:27
  family,
• 36:27
  the
• 36:28
  entire
• 36:28
  freaking
• 36:29
  village
• 36:29
  just
• 36:29
  gets
• 36:30
  slaughtered
• 36:31
  and
• 36:31
  then
• 36:32
  you
• 36:32
  get
• 36:32
  brought
• 36:32
  to
• 36:32
  the
• 36:33
  Heroes
• 36:33
  Guild,
• 36:34
  which
• 36:34
  also
• 36:34
  Heroes
• 36:35
  Guild,
• 36:35
  very
• 36:36
  simple
• 36:36
  name.
• 36:36
  But
• 36:36
  it's
• 36:37
  just
• 36:37
  kind
• 36:37
  of
• 36:37
  like,
• 36:37
  huh,
• 36:37
  it's
• 36:38
  kind
• 36:38
  of
• 36:38
  cool
• 36:38
  actually.
• 36:41
  It's
• 36:41
  so
• 36:42
  like,
• 36:42
  it's
• 36:42
  interesting
• 36:42
  how
• 36:42
  the
• 36:42
  game
• 36:43
  built
• 36:43
  it
• 36:43
  where
• 36:43
  like
• 36:44
  I
• 36:44
  could
• 36:44
  see
• 36:44
  the
• 36:44
  plot
• 36:45
  being,
• 36:46
  I'm
• 36:46
  mad
• 36:46
  as
• 36:47
  hell,
• 36:47
  let
• 36:48
  me
• 36:48
  go
• 36:48
  kill
• 36:48
  the
• 36:48
  things
• 36:48
  that
• 36:49
  killed
• 36:49
  all
• 36:49
  of
• 36:49
  my
• 36:49
  family.
• 36:50
  But
• 36:50
  instead
• 36:51
  the
• 36:51
  plot
• 36:51
  is,
• 36:51
  hey,
• 36:51
  you
• 36:52
  find
• 36:52
  your
• 36:52
  long
• 36:52
  lost
• 36:52
  sister,
• 36:53
  you
• 36:53
  learn
• 36:54
  what
• 36:54
  it
• 36:54
  means
• 36:54
  to
• 36:54
  be
• 36:54
  a
• 36:54
  hero,
• 36:55
  and
• 36:55
  your
• 36:56
  decision
• 36:56
  at
• 36:56
  the
• 36:56
  end
• 36:56
  of
• 36:56
  the
• 36:56
  game
• 36:56
  is
• 36:57
  like,
• 36:57
  whether
• 36:57
  or
• 36:57
  not
• 36:57
  you're
• 36:57
  either
• 36:58
  going
• 36:58
  to
• 36:58
  kill
• 36:58
  the
• 36:58
  bad
• 36:58
  guy.
• 36:59
  And
• 36:59
  it's
• 36:59
  like,
• 37:00
  it's
• 37:00
  not
• 37:01
  actually
• 37:01
  just
• 37:01
  a
• 37:01
  revenge
• 37:02
  story,
• 37:02
  which
• 37:03
  it
• 37:03
  easily
• 37:03
  could
• 37:03
  have
• 37:03
  been,
• 37:04
  but
• 37:04
  instead
• 37:04
  became
• 37:04
  a
• 37:05
  story
• 37:05
  of
• 37:05
  like,
• 37:05
  what
• 37:05
  does
• 37:05
  it
• 37:06
  actually
• 37:06
  mean
• 37:06
  to
• 37:07
  be
• 37:07
  a
• 37:07
  hero?
• 37:08
  And
• 37:08
  for
• 37:09
  me,
• 37:09
  like,
• 37:09
  especially
• 37:10
  because
• 37:10
  I
• 37:10
  played
• 37:10
  that
• 37:11
  when
• 37:11
  I
• 37:11
  was
• 37:12
  pretty
• 37:12
  darn
• 37:12
  young,
• 37:13
  you
• 37:13
  know,
• 37:13
  like,
• 37:13
  for
• 37:13
  me,
• 37:14
  like,
• 37:14
  that
• 37:14
  was
• 37:14
  a
• 37:14
  big
• 37:14
  deal.
• 37:15
  Like,
• 37:15
  I
• 37:15
  picked
• 37:16
  up
• 37:16
  the
• 37:16
  game,
• 37:16
  I
• 37:17
  saw
• 37:17
  how
• 37:17
  it
• 37:17
  began
• 37:17
  and
• 37:18
  I
• 37:18
  was
• 37:18
  like,
• 37:18
  heck
• 37:18
  yeah,
• 37:19
  I'm
• 37:19
  going
• 37:19
  to
• 37:19
  use
• 37:20
  magic
• 37:20
  and
• 37:20
  kill
• 37:21
  things
• 37:21
  for
• 37:21
  revenge.
• 37:22
  And
• 37:23
  instead
• 37:23
  the
• 37:23
  game
• 37:24
  Invites
• 37:24
  you
• 37:24
  to
• 37:25
  make
• 37:25
  decisions
• 37:25
  and
• 37:25
  say,
• 37:26
  actually,
• 37:26
  hey,
• 37:27
  what
• 37:27
  do
• 37:27
  you
• 37:27
  think
• 37:27
  it
• 37:27
  really
• 37:28
  means
• 37:28
  to
• 37:28
  be
• 37:28
  a
• 37:28
  hero?
• 37:29
  And
• 37:29
  that
• 37:30
  was
• 37:30
  like
• 37:30
  one
• 37:30
  of
• 37:30
  the
• 37:30
  first
• 37:30
  times
• 37:30
  I
• 37:31
  think
• 37:31
  a
• 37:31
  game
• 37:32
  made
• 37:32
  me
• 37:32
  think,
• 37:33
  you
• 37:34
  know,
• 37:34
  instead
• 37:34
  of
• 37:34
  just,
• 37:35
  hey,
• 37:36
  I
• 37:36
  love
• 37:36
  Ratchet
• 37:36
  and
• 37:36
  Clank,
• 37:37
  but
• 37:37
  here's
• 37:38
  mini
• 37:38
  Nuke
• 37:38
  blow
• 37:39
  up
• 37:39
  thing.
• 37:39
  Blow
• 37:40
  up
• 37:40
  things.
• 37:41
  You
• 37:41
  know,
• 37:42
  there's
• 37:43
  not
• 37:43
  a
• 37:43
  lot
• 37:43
  of
• 37:43
  thinking
• 37:43
  in
• 37:43
  Ratchet
• 37:44
  and
• 37:44
  Clank.
• 37:44
  They're
• 37:44
  blowing
• 37:44
  stuff
• 37:45
  up
• 37:45
  and
• 37:45
  laughing.
• 37:45
  That's
• 37:46
  it.
• 37:47
  The
• 37:47
  hero
• 37:47
  of
• 37:47
  Oakdale,
• 37:48
  though,
• 37:49
  depending
• 37:49
  how
• 37:50
  you
• 37:50
  choose
• 37:50
  that
• 37:51
  last
• 37:51
  battle,
• 37:52
  he's
• 37:52
  a
• 37:53
  real
• 37:53
  hero
• 37:53
  and
• 37:54
  I
• 37:54
  like
• 37:54
  that
• 37:54
  story.
• 37:55
  So
• 37:55
  I
• 37:55
  want
• 37:56
  to
• 37:56
  emulate
• 37:57
  that
• 37:58
  ability
• 37:58
  to
• 37:58
  kind
• 37:59
  of
• 37:59
  put
• 37:59
  vengeance
• 38:00
  to
• 38:00
  the
• 38:00
  side
• 38:01
  and
• 38:02
  prioritize
• 38:03
  being
• 38:04
  the
• 38:05
  kind
• 38:05
  of
• 38:05
  person
• 38:06
  I
• 38:06
  would
• 38:06
  say
• 38:06
  is
• 38:06
  heroic.
• 38:08
  As
• 38:08
  far
• 38:09
  as
• 38:09
  things
• 38:09
  to
• 38:09
  immolate.
• 38:11
  Some
• 38:12
  of
• 38:12
  the
• 38:12
  magic
• 38:12
  and
• 38:12
  stuff
• 38:13
  that
• 38:13
  he
• 38:14
  chose
• 38:14
  to
• 38:14
  get
• 38:14
  involved
• 38:15
  with
• 38:15
  when
• 38:15
  I
• 38:15
  was
• 38:15
  making
• 38:15
  the
• 38:16
  decisions
• 38:16
  were
• 38:17
  pretty
• 38:17
  questionable.
• 38:18
  So
• 38:18
  maybe
• 38:18
  not
• 38:19
  get
• 38:19
  involved
• 38:19
  with
• 38:19
  dark
• 38:20
  magic,
• 38:20
  perhaps.
• 38:21
  Yeah,
• 38:22
  maybe.
• 38:23
  Yes,
• 38:23
  I
• 38:24
  do.
• 38:25
  I
• 38:25
  do
• 38:25
  think
• 38:26
  Fable
• 38:27
  is
• 38:28
  an
• 38:28
  unbelievable
• 38:29
  height
• 38:29
  for
• 38:30
  Xbox.
• 38:31
  God,
• 38:31
  yeah.
• 38:32
  So
• 38:32
  good.
• 38:33
  There's
• 38:33
  not
• 38:34
  another
• 38:34
  RPG
• 38:35
  that
• 38:35
  they've
• 38:35
  made
• 38:36
  that
• 38:36
  even
• 38:36
  touches.
• 38:38
  And
• 38:39
  I
• 38:39
  really
• 38:39
  do
• 38:40
  think,
• 38:41
  I
• 38:41
  think
• 38:41
  Fable
• 38:42
  2
• 38:42
  at
• 38:42
  least
• 38:43
  is
• 38:43
  probably
• 38:44
  better
• 38:44
  than
• 38:45
  at
• 38:45
  least
• 38:45
  3
• 38:46
  Halo
• 38:46
  games.
• 38:47
  I
• 38:47
  think
• 38:47
  if
• 38:47
  I
• 38:48
  was
• 38:48
  actually
• 38:48
  like
• 38:48
  not
• 38:48
  just
• 38:49
  doing
• 38:49
  characters
• 38:49
  doing
• 38:50
  like
• 38:50
  all
• 38:50
  time
• 38:50
  favorite
• 38:51
  games,
• 38:52
  Fable
• 38:52
  2
• 38:53
  probably
• 38:53
  makes
• 38:53
  my
• 38:54
  top
• 38:54
  five.
• 38:55
  Yeah.
• 38:55
  Assuming
• 38:57
  we
• 38:57
  don't
• 38:58
  let
• 38:58
  me
• 38:58
  just
• 38:58
  choose
• 38:58
  five
• 38:59
  Kingdom
• 38:59
  Hearts
• 38:59
  games.
• 39:00
  I
• 39:00
  assume
• 39:00
  that
• 39:00
  that
• 39:01
  would
• 39:01
  be
• 39:01
  against
• 39:01
  the
• 39:01
  rules.
• 39:02
  Yeah.
• 39:02
  Well,
• 39:02
  probably
• 39:03
  not,
• 39:03
  but
• 39:03
  Fable
• 39:04
  is
• 39:04
  special.
• 39:05
  Yeah.
• 39:05
  There's.
• 39:06
  I
• 39:06
  can't
• 39:06
  think
• 39:07
  of
• 39:07
  another
• 39:07
  game
• 39:08
  that
• 39:08
  is
• 39:09
  fun
• 39:09
  for
• 39:10
  other
• 39:10
  reasons
• 39:10
  than
• 39:11
  the
• 39:11
  fact
• 39:12
  that
• 39:12
  you
• 39:12
  can
• 39:13
  buy
• 39:13
  every
• 39:13
  house
• 39:14
  in
• 39:15
  the
• 39:15
  game,
• 39:17
  crank
• 39:17
  up
• 39:17
  the
• 39:17
  rent,
• 39:18
  and
• 39:18
  just
• 39:19
  make
• 39:19
  money
• 39:19
  that
• 39:19
  way.
• 39:20
  It's
• 39:20
  also
• 39:20
  just
• 39:20
  secretly
• 39:21
  Monopoly
• 39:21
  at
• 39:22
  the
• 39:22
  same
• 39:22
  time.
• 39:22
  Yeah.
• 39:23
  Oh,
• 39:23
  man.
• 39:23
  There's
• 39:24
  nothing
• 39:24
  else
• 39:24
  like
• 39:24
  it.
• 39:25
  I'm
• 39:26
  gonna
• 39:26
  put
• 39:26
  it
• 39:26
  this
• 39:26
  way.
• 39:27
  This
• 39:27
  is
• 39:27
  mostly
• 39:28
  just
• 39:28
  specifically
• 39:29
  for
• 39:29
  Will
• 39:29
  Rose
• 39:29
  and
• 39:30
  people
• 39:30
  who
• 39:30
  are
• 39:30
  like
• 39:30
  die
• 39:30
  hard
• 39:31
  fans
• 39:31
  of
• 39:31
  our
• 39:31
  show.
• 39:32
  I
• 39:33
  think
• 39:33
  if
• 39:33
  Kingdom
• 39:33
  Hearts
• 39:34
  did
• 39:34
  not
• 39:34
  exist,
• 39:35
  what
• 39:36
  Kingdom
• 39:36
  Hearts
• 39:36
  is
• 39:36
  to
• 39:37
  me
• 39:37
  now,
• 39:37
  this
• 39:38
  would
• 39:38
  have
• 39:38
  been
• 39:38
  to
• 39:38
  me.
• 39:39
  Yeah.
• 39:39
  You
• 39:40
  know
• 39:40
  what?
• 39:40
  I'm.
• 39:40
  I
• 39:40
  feel
• 39:41
  like
• 39:41
  that
• 39:41
  makes
• 39:41
  sense.
• 39:42
  Yeah.
• 39:42
  And
• 39:42
  I
• 39:43
  just.
• 39:43
  That
• 39:44
  is
• 39:44
  one
• 39:44
  thing
• 39:45
  I
• 39:45
  think
• 39:46
  that
• 39:46
  has
• 39:47
  kept
• 39:47
  the
• 39:48
  PlayStation
• 39:48
  ahead
• 39:49
  of
• 39:49
  Xbox
• 39:50
  is
• 39:51
  not
• 39:51
  only
• 39:52
  because
• 39:52
  it
• 39:52
  is
• 39:53
  Japanese
• 39:54
  in
• 39:55
  Japan,
• 39:56
  it's
• 39:56
  the
• 39:56
  JRPGs
• 39:57
  that
• 39:57
  are
• 39:57
  on
• 39:57
  PlayStation
• 39:58
  that
• 39:59
  Xbox
• 39:59
  gets
• 39:59
  like
• 39:59
  none
• 40:00
  of
• 40:00
  because
• 40:00
  it's
• 40:01
  not
• 40:01
  Japanese.
• 40:02
  It's
• 40:02
  that
• 40:02
  simple.
• 40:03
  But
• 40:03
  this
• 40:04
  is
• 40:04
  good.
• 40:04
  This
• 40:04
  is
• 40:04
  a
• 40:04
  good
• 40:05
  game.
• 40:05
  Fable
• 40:06
  is
• 40:06
  phenomenal.
• 40:07
  The
• 40:08
  decision
• 40:08
  to
• 40:08
  start
• 40:08
  bringing
• 40:09
  guns
• 40:09
  in
• 40:10
  also,
• 40:11
  I
• 40:11
  just
• 40:11
  like,
• 40:11
  I.
• 40:11
  I
• 40:12
  really
• 40:12
  want
• 40:12
  to
• 40:12
  figure
• 40:12
  out
• 40:13
  who
• 40:13
  was
• 40:13
  it
• 40:13
  that
• 40:13
  decided
• 40:14
  to.
• 40:15
  Let's
• 40:15
  introduce
• 40:15
  Pet
• 40:16
  Dogs,
• 40:18
  not
• 40:19
  so
• 40:19
  smart.
• 40:19
  They're
• 40:20
  like,
• 40:20
  you
• 40:20
  know
• 40:20
  what?
• 40:20
  We
• 40:20
  got
• 40:21
  magic
• 40:21
  and
• 40:21
  goods.
• 40:22
  You
• 40:22
  know,
• 40:22
  people
• 40:22
  really
• 40:23
  want
• 40:23
  a
• 40:24
  dog.
• 40:25
  Yeah.
• 40:26
  Yeah.
• 40:26
  That's
• 40:26
  the
• 40:27
  most
• 40:27
  American
• 40:27
  rpg.
• 40:29
  Yeah,
• 40:30
  I
• 40:30
  think
• 40:30
  that's
• 40:30
  probably
• 40:31
  pretty
• 40:31
  accurate.
• 40:31
  Yeah.
• 40:32
  Yeah.
• 40:32
  So
• 40:34
  for
• 40:34
  me,
• 40:35
  the
• 40:36
  most
• 40:36
  iconic
• 40:36
  Xbox
• 40:37
  character
• 40:37
  to
• 40:38
  me
• 40:38
  is
• 40:39
  Ryu
• 40:40
  Hayabusa
• 40:41
  from
• 40:41
  Ninja
• 40:42
  Gaiden.
• 40:43
  And
• 40:43
  if
• 40:43
  you
• 40:43
  are
• 40:44
  a
• 40:44
  Ninja
• 40:44
  Gaiden
• 40:44
  fan,
• 40:45
  you
• 40:45
  are
• 40:46
  well
• 40:46
  aware
• 40:47
  that
• 40:47
  yesterday.
• 40:48
  No,
• 40:49
  the
• 40:49
  day
• 40:49
  before
• 40:50
  yesterday,
• 40:51
  they
• 40:51
  announced
• 40:52
  and
• 40:52
  released
• 40:53
  a
• 40:53
  remake
• 40:54
  of
• 40:54
  Ninja
• 40:54
  Gaiden
• 40:55
  Black
• 40:55
  2,
• 40:56
  which
• 40:56
  I
• 40:56
  have
• 40:57
  been
• 40:57
  playing,
• 40:57
  and
• 40:58
  it's
• 40:58
  phenomenal.
• 40:59
  If
• 40:59
  I'm
• 41:00
  not
• 41:00
  going
• 41:00
  to
• 41:00
  get
• 41:00
  super
• 41:00
  into
• 41:01
  it.
• 41:01
  If
• 41:01
  you
• 41:01
  are
• 41:01
  a
• 41:02
  Ninja
• 41:02
  Garden
• 41:02
  fan,
• 41:02
  I'm
• 41:02
  sorry,
• 41:03
  the
• 41:03
  Emmy.
• 41:03
  We
• 41:03
  can
• 41:04
  talk
• 41:04
  about
• 41:04
  it
• 41:04
  separately.
• 41:05
  For
• 41:06
  those
• 41:06
  who
• 41:06
  are
• 41:06
  uninitiated,
• 41:07
  I'm
• 41:07
  just
• 41:07
  going
• 41:07
  to
• 41:07
  say
• 41:08
  the
• 41:08
  game
• 41:08
  is
• 41:08
  fantastic.
• 41:09
  Real
• 41:10
  Ninja
• 41:10
  Gaiden
• 41:10
  fans
• 41:10
  know
• 41:11
  that
• 41:11
  there
• 41:11
  are
• 41:11
  some
• 41:11
  problems
• 41:12
  with
• 41:12
  the
• 41:12
  Black
• 41:12
  series
• 41:13
  of
• 41:13
  Ninja
• 41:13
  Gaiden
• 41:13
  games.
• 41:14
  I.
• 41:15
  I
• 41:16
  just
• 41:16
  want
• 41:16
  to
• 41:16
  say,
• 41:17
  so
• 41:17
  people
• 41:17
  know
• 41:17
  that
• 41:18
  it's
• 41:18
  not
• 41:18
  a
• 41:18
  recency
• 41:19
  bias
• 41:19
  thing.
• 41:20
  When
• 41:21
  I
• 41:21
  was
• 41:21
  making
• 41:21
  the
• 41:21
  slides
• 41:22
  before
• 41:22
  TJ
• 41:23
  told
• 41:23
  me
• 41:23
  his
• 41:23
  picks,
• 41:24
  I
• 41:24
  had
• 41:24
  this
• 41:24
  on
• 41:25
  there
• 41:25
  because
• 41:25
  I
• 41:25
  knew
• 41:25
  this
• 41:25
  was
• 41:25
  his
• 41:26
  top
• 41:26
  pick.
• 41:27
  Yeah,
• 41:27
  I
• 41:27
  wanted
• 41:27
  Ryu
• 41:28
  Hayabusa
• 41:29
  in
• 41:30
  Smash
• 41:30
  Bros.
• 41:31
  So
• 41:31
  badly,
• 41:32
  I
• 41:32
  couldn't
• 41:32
  believe
• 41:32
  it.
• 41:33
  He
• 41:33
  was
• 41:33
  pretty
• 41:33
  much
• 41:34
  one
• 41:34
  of
• 41:34
  the
• 41:34
  only
• 41:34
  characters
• 41:35
  that
• 41:36
  I
• 41:36
  actually
• 41:36
  wanted
• 41:37
  in
• 41:37
  the
• 41:37
  game.
• 41:37
  Yeah.
• 41:38
  I
• 41:38
  mean,
• 41:39
  I
• 41:40
  assume
• 41:40
  you
• 41:40
  wanted
• 41:40
  Mario.
• 41:42
  No,
• 41:42
  he's
• 41:43
  bo.
• 41:43
  Why
• 41:43
  would
• 41:43
  I
• 41:43
  want
• 41:44
  Mario
• 41:44
  in
• 41:44
  a
• 41:44
  platform
• 41:45
  fighting
• 41:45
  game?
• 41:45
  He's
• 41:46
  boring.
• 41:46
  What's
• 41:47
  he
• 41:47
  gonna
• 41:47
  do,
• 41:47
  punch
• 41:48
  me?
• 41:48
  I
• 41:48
  think
• 41:49
  the
• 41:49
  game
• 41:49
  also
• 41:49
  would
• 41:49
  have
• 41:50
  been
• 41:50
  cool
• 41:50
  if
• 41:50
  it
• 41:50
  was
• 41:50
  literally
• 41:51
  just
• 41:52
  Mario
• 41:52
  Sora
• 41:53
  from
• 41:53
  Kingdom
• 41:54
  Hearts
• 41:55
  and
• 41:55
  Ryu
• 41:55
  from
• 41:56
  Ninja
• 41:56
  Gaiden.
• 41:57
  I
• 41:57
  mean,
• 41:57
  we
• 41:57
  would
• 41:57
  be
• 41:57
  the
• 41:58
  only
• 41:58
  ones
• 41:58
  playing
• 41:58
  probably,
• 41:59
  but,
• 41:59
  yeah,
• 42:00
  it'd
• 42:00
  be
• 42:00
  great.
• 42:01
  If
• 42:02
  you
• 42:02
  don't
• 42:02
  know
• 42:02
  Ninja
• 42:03
  Gaiden,
• 42:03
  now's
• 42:04
  a
• 42:04
  great
• 42:04
  time
• 42:04
  to
• 42:04
  start,
• 42:05
  because
• 42:05
  for
• 42:05
  a
• 42:06
  first
• 42:06
  Ninja
• 42:06
  Gaiden
• 42:07
  game,
• 42:07
  I
• 42:07
  can't
• 42:07
  think
• 42:07
  of
• 42:08
  a
• 42:08
  better
• 42:08
  option
• 42:08
  than
• 42:08
  Ninja
• 42:09
  Gaiden
• 42:09
  Black
• 42:09
  2
• 42:10
  just
• 42:10
  came
• 42:11
  out
• 42:11
  two
• 42:11
  days
• 42:11
  ago
• 42:12
  as
• 42:12
  a
• 42:13
  remake.
• 42:14
  It's
• 42:14
  really
• 42:15
  good.
• 42:15
  It
• 42:15
  looks
• 42:16
  fantastic.
• 42:16
  It's
• 42:17
  on
• 42:17
  Unreal
• 42:17
  Engine
• 42:18
  5.
• 42:19
  I
• 42:19
  know
• 42:19
  a
• 42:19
  couple
• 42:20
  of
• 42:20
  people
• 42:20
  who
• 42:20
  have
• 42:20
  already
• 42:21
  beaten
• 42:21
  the
• 42:21
  game
• 42:22
  four
• 42:22
  times.
• 42:23
  It's
• 42:23
  been
• 42:24
  two
• 42:24
  days.
• 42:24
  God.
• 42:25
  And
• 42:25
  if
• 42:25
  I
• 42:26
  had
• 42:27
  known
• 42:27
  the
• 42:27
  morning
• 42:28
  of
• 42:28
  after
• 42:29
  that
• 42:29
  Xbox
• 42:30
  direct
• 42:30
  that
• 42:30
  it
• 42:30
  was
• 42:30
  live,
• 42:30
  I
• 42:31
  probably
• 42:31
  also
• 42:31
  would
• 42:31
  have
• 42:32
  beaten
• 42:32
  it
• 42:32
  a
• 42:32
  couple
• 42:32
  of
• 42:32
  times
• 42:33
  by
• 42:33
  now.
• 42:34
  It's
• 42:34
  phenomenal.
• 42:34
  There's
• 42:35
  nothing
• 42:35
  like
• 42:35
  Ninja
• 42:36
  Garden.
• 42:37
  They've
• 42:37
  also
• 42:37
  announced
• 42:38
  Ninja
• 42:38
  Gaiden
• 42:38
  4,
• 42:39
  which
• 42:39
  I
• 42:39
  think
• 42:40
  comes
• 42:40
  out
• 42:40
  sometime
• 42:41
  this
• 42:41
  year.
• 42:41
  Yeah,
• 42:42
  that's
• 42:42
  what
• 42:42
  I
• 42:42
  was
• 42:42
  thinking
• 42:43
  about,
• 42:43
  because
• 42:43
  last
• 42:43
  year
• 42:44
  you
• 42:44
  did
• 42:44
  an
• 42:45
  episode
• 42:45
  where
• 42:45
  y'all
• 42:45
  come
• 42:45
  to
• 42:46
  like
• 42:46
  your.
• 42:46
  Your
• 42:46
  top
• 42:47
  five,
• 42:47
  like
• 42:49
  Gen
• 42:49
  8
• 42:50
  games
• 42:50
  or
• 42:50
  something.
• 42:52
  And
• 42:52
  you
• 42:52
  mentioned
• 42:53
  this
• 42:53
  game
• 42:53
  and
• 42:54
  like
• 42:54
  a
• 42:54
  week
• 42:54
  after
• 42:55
  you
• 42:55
  recorded
• 42:55
  it,
• 42:55
  I
• 42:56
  think
• 42:56
  is
• 42:56
  when
• 42:56
  they
• 42:56
  announced
• 42:57
  the
• 42:57
  fifth
• 42:57
  Ninja
• 42:57
  guidance
• 42:58
  game.
• 42:59
  Or
• 43:00
  maybe
• 43:00
  it
• 43:00
  was
• 43:00
  a
• 43:00
  week
• 43:01
  after
• 43:01
  it
• 43:01
  published.
• 43:02
  A
• 43:03
  month
• 43:03
  after
• 43:03
  you
• 43:03
  recorded.
• 43:04
  No,
• 43:04
  no.
• 43:04
  They're
• 43:04
  releasing
• 43:05
  Ninja
• 43:05
  Gaiden
• 43:05
  4
• 43:06
  this
• 43:06
  year
• 43:06
  at
• 43:07
  some
• 43:07
  point.
• 43:07
  Oh,
• 43:08
  is
• 43:08
  that
• 43:08
  what
• 43:08
  they
• 43:08
  announced?
• 43:09
  I
• 43:09
  just
• 43:10
  know
• 43:10
  they
• 43:10
  announced
• 43:10
  something
• 43:11
  about
• 43:11
  Ninja
• 43:12
  Gaiden
• 43:13
  pretty
• 43:13
  shortly
• 43:13
  after
• 43:14
  you
• 43:14
  were
• 43:14
  recorded.
• 43:15
  Masters
• 43:15
  collection,
• 43:15
  huh?
• 43:16
  Ninja
• 43:16
  Garden
• 43:16
  Masters
• 43:17
  collection.
• 43:19
  Yeah,
• 43:19
  that's.
• 43:20
  I
• 43:20
  know
• 43:21
  something.
• 43:21
  Yeah.
• 43:22
  Which
• 43:22
  is
• 43:22
  also
• 43:22
  a
• 43:22
  great
• 43:22
  option
• 43:22
  to
• 43:23
  play
• 43:23
  all
• 43:23
  these
• 43:23
  games.
• 43:24
  Now,
• 43:24
  this
• 43:24
  is
• 43:25
  also
• 43:25
  cheating
• 43:26
  because
• 43:26
  Ninja
• 43:27
  Garden
• 43:27
  started
• 43:28
  as
• 43:28
  a
• 43:28
  side
• 43:28
  scroller
• 43:29
  on
• 43:30
  an
• 43:30
  NES
• 43:30
  or
• 43:31
  snes.
• 43:32
  That's
• 43:32
  a
• 43:32
  different
• 43:32
  series.
• 43:33
  That's
• 43:33
  all.
• 43:33
  Different
• 43:33
  series,
• 43:34
  different
• 43:34
  character.
• 43:35
  Ryu's
• 43:36
  awesome.
• 43:36
  If
• 43:36
  you
• 43:37
  take
• 43:37
  all
• 43:38
  of
• 43:38
  the
• 43:38
  coolest
• 43:38
  traits
• 43:39
  of
• 43:39
  a
• 43:39
  ninja
• 43:39
  you
• 43:39
  can
• 43:40
  imagine
• 43:40
  and
• 43:41
  put
• 43:41
  them
• 43:41
  into
• 43:41
  one
• 43:41
  character,
• 43:42
  that
• 43:42
  is
• 43:42
  Ryu
• 43:42
  Hayabusa.
• 43:44
  Also,
• 43:44
  look
• 43:45
  at
• 43:45
  him.
• 43:46
  He
• 43:46
  does
• 43:46
  look
• 43:46
  cool.
• 43:47
  He
• 43:47
  looks
• 43:47
  cool.
• 43:48
  He
• 43:48
  is
• 43:48
  cool.
• 43:49
  I
• 43:50
  do
• 43:50
  think
• 43:50
  he's
• 43:50
  cooler
• 43:50
  than
• 43:51
  Master
• 43:51
  Chief.
• 43:52
  What
• 43:52
  about
• 43:52
  Optimus
• 43:53
  Prime?
• 43:54
  Yes,
• 43:56
  yes.
• 43:56
  Because
• 43:57
  here's
• 43:58
  the
• 43:58
  thing.
• 43:58
  Optimus
• 43:59
  prime
• 43:59
  doesn't
• 44:00
  have
• 44:00
  a
• 44:00
  skin
• 44:00
  in
• 44:01
  Halo
• 44:01
  3.
• 44:02
  Ryu
• 44:02
  Hayabusa
• 44:03
  does.
• 44:04
  Master
• 44:04
  Chief
• 44:05
  doesn't
• 44:05
  count
• 44:06
  because
• 44:06
  he
• 44:06
  was
• 44:06
  already
• 44:07
  in
• 44:07
  the
• 44:07
  game,
• 44:08
  so
• 44:08
  he
• 44:08
  couldn't
• 44:08
  get
• 44:08
  a
• 44:08
  skin
• 44:09
  in
• 44:09
  the
• 44:09
  game,
• 44:09
  you
• 44:10
  see.
• 44:10
  But
• 44:11
  the
• 44:11
  high
• 44:11
  abuse
• 44:12
  is
• 44:12
  not
• 44:12
  getting
• 44:12
  a
• 44:12
  skin
• 44:12
  in
• 44:13
  the
• 44:13
  game.
• 44:13
  Yeah,
• 44:13
  exactly.
• 44:13
  Loses.
• 44:14
  Yeah,
• 44:14
  he
• 44:14
  loses
• 44:15
  the.
• 44:15
  The
• 44:15
  high
• 44:15
  abuse
• 44:16
  of
• 44:16
  armor
• 44:16
  unlockable
• 44:16
  in
• 44:16
  Halo
• 44:17
  3.
• 44:17
  It's
• 44:17
  like
• 44:17
  one
• 44:17
  of
• 44:18
  the
• 44:18
  hardest
• 44:18
  things
• 44:18
  to
• 44:18
  get.
• 44:19
  But
• 44:19
  it
• 44:19
  looks
• 44:20
  awesome.
• 44:20
  You
• 44:20
  just
• 44:20
  be
• 44:21
  Ryu
• 44:21
  as
• 44:22
  a
• 44:22
  Spartan.
• 44:23
  It's
• 44:23
  so
• 44:23
  sick.
• 44:23
  You
• 44:24
  get
• 44:24
  the
• 44:24
  katana
• 44:25
  on
• 44:25
  your
• 44:25
  back
• 44:25
  and
• 44:25
  everything.
• 44:27
  But
• 44:28
  it's
• 44:28
  in
• 44:28
  Halo.
• 44:29
  It's
• 44:29
  sick.
• 44:30
  He's
• 44:31
  just
• 44:31
  a
• 44:31
  cool
• 44:31
  guy,
• 44:32
  man.
• 44:32
  He's
• 44:33
  honorable.
• 44:34
  He's
• 44:34
  defending
• 44:35
  his
• 44:35
  village.
• 44:36
  He's
• 44:36
  standing
• 44:37
  up
• 44:37
  for
• 44:37
  his
• 44:37
  village,
• 44:38
  believes
• 44:38
  in.
• 44:39
  He
• 44:40
  watches
• 44:40
  his
• 44:41
  dad,
• 44:41
  who
• 44:42
  is
• 44:42
  named
• 44:42
  Joe,
• 44:42
  by
• 44:43
  the
• 44:43
  way.
• 44:44
  I
• 44:44
  love
• 44:44
  it.
• 44:44
  His
• 44:45
  dad's
• 44:45
  name
• 44:45
  is
• 44:45
  Joe
• 44:45
  Hayabusa.
• 44:47
  Joe.
• 44:48
  Gotta
• 44:48
  love
• 44:48
  the
• 44:48
  Japanese.
• 44:49
  Fantastic.
• 44:51
  Watches
• 44:51
  his
• 44:51
  dad
• 44:52
  die.
• 44:52
  He's
• 44:52
  not
• 44:52
  worried
• 44:52
  about
• 44:53
  that.
• 44:53
  He's
• 44:53
  like,
• 44:54
  man,
• 44:54
  I
• 44:54
  gotta
• 44:54
  stop
• 44:54
  them
• 44:55
  from
• 44:55
  stealing
• 44:55
  the
• 44:55
  demon
• 44:56
  statue.
• 44:56
  Because
• 44:56
  he's
• 44:57
  the
• 44:57
  Dragon
• 44:57
  Ninja.
• 44:58
  That's
• 44:58
  his
• 44:58
  job.
• 44:59
  He
• 44:59
  has
• 45:00
  the
• 45:00
  true
• 45:00
  dragon
• 45:01
  sword
• 45:01
  for
• 45:01
  a
• 45:01
  reason.
• 45:02
  Yeah.
• 45:02
  He's
• 45:02
  gonna
• 45:03
  fulfill
• 45:03
  his
• 45:03
  duty.
• 45:04
  I
• 45:04
  just
• 45:04
  want
• 45:04
  to
• 45:04
  be
• 45:05
  like,
• 45:05
  duty.
• 45:05
  I
• 45:05
  said
• 45:06
  duty.
• 45:06
  And
• 45:06
  he's
• 45:07
  gonna
• 45:07
  fulfill
• 45:07
  it.
• 45:08
  Now,
• 45:09
  let
• 45:09
  me
• 45:09
  say
• 45:10
  Ninja
• 45:10
  Garden
• 45:11
  is
• 45:11
  from
• 45:11
  the.
• 45:12
  This
• 45:12
  series
• 45:13
  of
• 45:13
  ninja
• 45:13
  guy,
• 45:13
  at
• 45:13
  least
• 45:14
  is
• 45:14
  from
• 45:14
  the
• 45:14
  early
• 45:15
  to
• 45:15
  mid
• 45:15
  2000s,
• 45:16
  or
• 45:16
  early
• 45:16
  to
• 45:17
  late
• 45:17
  2000s,
• 45:17
  I
• 45:18
  guess,
• 45:18
  and
• 45:19
  2025,
• 45:20
  apparently.
• 45:21
  But
• 45:22
  they
• 45:22
  had
• 45:22
  certain
• 45:23
  opinions
• 45:23
  about
• 45:23
  women
• 45:25
  then
• 45:25
  in
• 45:25
  video
• 45:25
  games,
• 45:26
  they
• 45:26
  should
• 45:26
  be
• 45:27
  sexy
• 45:27
  and
• 45:28
  not
• 45:28
  wear
• 45:28
  many
• 45:29
  clothes.
• 45:30
  If
• 45:30
  you
• 45:30
  are
• 45:30
  going
• 45:30
  to
• 45:30
  play
• 45:31
  these
• 45:31
  games,
• 45:31
  be
• 45:31
  ready
• 45:32
  for
• 45:32
  that.
• 45:32
  That's
• 45:32
  a
• 45:33
  thing.
• 45:33
  But
• 45:33
  Ryu,
• 45:34
  my
• 45:34
  glorious
• 45:35
  king,
• 45:35
  Ryu,
• 45:36
  he
• 45:36
  never
• 45:36
  cared.
• 45:37
  He
• 45:37
  was
• 45:37
  like,
• 45:38
  wow,
• 45:38
  beautiful
• 45:38
  women.
• 45:39
  No
• 45:39
  thank
• 45:39
  you.
• 45:40
  I
• 45:40
  have
• 45:40
  to
• 45:40
  go
• 45:40
  kill
• 45:41
  a
• 45:41
  bunch.
• 45:41
  Of
• 45:41
  werewolves
• 45:42
  in
• 45:42
  a
• 45:43
  big
• 45:43
  city.
• 45:44
  Yeah,
• 45:44
  yeah,
• 45:45
  he
• 45:45
  is,
• 45:47
  but
• 45:47
  with
• 45:47
  a
• 45:47
  sword.
• 45:48
  But
• 45:48
  he
• 45:49
  can
• 45:49
  actually
• 45:49
  use
• 45:49
  it.
• 45:49
  Not
• 45:49
  like
• 45:49
  wano
• 45:52
  doesn't
• 45:52
  count.
• 45:53
  So
• 45:53
  special.
• 45:55
  Also,
• 45:55
  the
• 45:56
  games
• 45:56
  are
• 45:56
  just
• 45:56
  super
• 45:56
  hard.
• 45:58
  I
• 45:58
  think
• 45:58
  this
• 45:59
  would
• 45:59
  remedy
• 45:59
  the
• 46:00
  Xbox
• 46:00
  problem
• 46:00
  for
• 46:00
  Josh
• 46:01
  if
• 46:01
  he
• 46:01
  tried
• 46:01
  to
• 46:01
  play
• 46:01
  them.
• 46:02
  If
• 46:02
  you
• 46:02
  think
• 46:02
  Halo
• 46:03
  is
• 46:03
  easy,
• 46:03
  I
• 46:04
  almost
• 46:04
  guarantee
• 46:05
  you
• 46:05
  will
• 46:05
  not
• 46:06
  think
• 46:06
  Ninja
• 46:06
  Gaiden
• 46:07
  is
• 46:07
  easy.
• 46:08
  I
• 46:08
  feel
• 46:08
  like
• 46:09
  if
• 46:09
  I
• 46:09
  played
• 46:09
  Halo
• 46:09
  today,
• 46:10
  I
• 46:10
  probably
• 46:10
  wouldn't
• 46:10
  find
• 46:11
  it
• 46:11
  easy.
• 46:12
  Probably
• 46:12
  not.
• 46:13
  Yeah.
• 46:14
  But
• 46:14
  now,
• 46:15
  see,
• 46:15
  the
• 46:15
  problem
• 46:15
  is
• 46:16
  when
• 46:16
  it
• 46:16
  started,
• 46:17
  I
• 46:17
  feel
• 46:17
  like
• 46:17
  people
• 46:18
  forget
• 46:18
  how
• 46:18
  like
• 46:19
  first
• 46:20
  person
• 46:20
  shooters
• 46:21
  or
• 46:21
  like
• 46:21
  shooters
• 46:22
  weren't
• 46:23
  as
• 46:23
  big
• 46:23
  a
• 46:23
  thing
• 46:24
  back
• 46:24
  then.
• 46:25
  Like
• 46:25
  most
• 46:25
  games
• 46:25
  were
• 46:26
  platformers
• 46:26
  or
• 46:26
  side
• 46:27
  scrollers.
• 46:27
  Then
• 46:28
  Xbox
• 46:29
  happened.
• 46:29
  Yeah.
• 46:30
  And
• 46:30
  well,
• 46:30
  here's
• 46:30
  the
• 46:31
  thing.
• 46:31
  And
• 46:31
  we
• 46:31
  now
• 46:32
  shooters
• 46:32
  are
• 46:33
  just
• 46:33
  so
• 46:33
  common.
• 46:33
  I
• 46:33
  feel
• 46:33
  like
• 46:33
  if
• 46:34
  I
• 46:34
  started
• 46:34
  Halo
• 46:34
  now,
• 46:34
  I'd
• 46:35
  be
• 46:35
  like,
• 46:35
  yeah,
• 46:35
  it's
• 46:36
  another
• 46:36
  shooter
• 46:36
  game.
• 46:37
  Yeah.
• 46:37
  Here's
• 46:38
  the
• 46:38
  thing
• 46:38
  though.
• 46:39
  Halo
• 46:39
  is
• 46:39
  responsible
• 46:40
  for
• 46:40
  so
• 46:41
  much
• 46:41
  of
• 46:41
  the
• 46:41
  genre
• 46:42
  of
• 46:43
  FPS,
• 46:43
  which
• 46:43
  is
• 46:44
  why,
• 46:44
  you
• 46:44
  know,
• 46:45
  talking
• 46:45
  about
• 46:45
  the
• 46:46
  mainstream
• 46:46
  icons,
• 46:47
  Master
• 46:47
  Chief's
• 46:47
  number
• 46:48
  one
• 46:48
  for
• 46:48
  Xbox,
• 46:49
  easily
• 46:50
  because
• 46:50
  he's
• 46:51
  Master
• 46:51
  Chief.
• 46:52
  But
• 46:52
  Halo
• 46:53
  as
• 46:53
  a
• 46:53
  franchise
• 46:54
  has
• 46:54
  paved
• 46:55
  the
• 46:55
  way
• 46:55
  for
• 46:55
  so
• 46:56
  many
• 46:56
  other
• 46:56
  games.
• 46:57
  If
• 46:57
  you
• 46:57
  go
• 46:57
  back
• 46:57
  and
• 46:57
  you
• 46:58
  play
• 46:58
  call
• 46:59
  of
• 46:59
  duty
• 46:59
  1
• 47:00
  and
• 47:00
  2
• 47:00
  and
• 47:00
  3
• 47:01
  and
• 47:01
  SOCOM
• 47:02
  and
• 47:02
  medal
• 47:02
  of
• 47:02
  Honor
• 47:03
  and
• 47:03
  all
• 47:04
  the
• 47:04
  other
• 47:04
  slop
• 47:05
  that
• 47:05
  was
• 47:05
  out
• 47:05
  there
• 47:07
  before
• 47:07
  the
• 47:07
  release
• 47:07
  of
• 47:08
  Halo,
• 47:08
  and
• 47:09
  then
• 47:09
  you
• 47:09
  play
• 47:09
  every
• 47:10
  game,
• 47:10
  every
• 47:11
  FPS
• 47:12
  game
• 47:12
  after
• 47:13
  Halo.
• 47:13
  There
• 47:14
  is
• 47:14
  a
• 47:14
  noticeable
• 47:15
  difference.
• 47:16
  Yeah,
• 47:17
  well,
• 47:17
  and
• 47:17
  that's
• 47:18
  like,
• 47:19
  man,
• 47:19
  I
• 47:19
  don't
• 47:19
  have
• 47:19
  this
• 47:20
  the
• 47:20
  right
• 47:20
  word
• 47:20
  for
• 47:20
  it.
• 47:20
  First
• 47:21
  off,
• 47:21
  I
• 47:21
  liked
• 47:22
  Destiny,
• 47:22
  which
• 47:22
  is
• 47:22
  just
• 47:23
  PlayStation
• 47:23
  trying
• 47:23
  to
• 47:23
  do
• 47:24
  Halo
• 47:24
  and
• 47:24
  not
• 47:24
  as
• 47:24
  good.
• 47:25
  But
• 47:26
  I
• 47:26
  think
• 47:27
  it's
• 47:27
  just.
• 47:27
  I
• 47:27
  was
• 47:27
  at
• 47:28
  a
• 47:28
  point
• 47:28
  in
• 47:28
  my
• 47:28
  life
• 47:28
  where
• 47:28
  it
• 47:28
  was
• 47:28
  easier
• 47:29
  for
• 47:29
  me
• 47:29
  to
• 47:29
  get
• 47:29
  into
• 47:29
  that
• 47:30
  kind
• 47:30
  of
• 47:30
  game
• 47:30
  when
• 47:31
  Destiny
• 47:31
  came
• 47:32
  out.
• 47:33
  But
• 47:35
  I
• 47:35
  was
• 47:35
  gonna
• 47:35
  say,
• 47:36
  oh,
• 47:36
  it's
• 47:36
  also
• 47:36
  like
• 47:36
  Assassin's
• 47:37
  Creed,
• 47:38
  like
• 47:38
  that
• 47:39
  type
• 47:39
  of
• 47:39
  game.
• 47:40
  Completely
• 47:41
  different
• 47:41
  after
• 47:42
  Assassin's
• 47:42
  Crew.
• 47:43
  Specifically
• 47:44
  after
• 47:44
  Assassin's
• 47:44
  Creed
• 47:44
  2
• 47:45
  came
• 47:45
  out.
• 47:46
  Like,
• 47:47
  we
• 47:47
  couldn't
• 47:47
  have
• 47:47
  any
• 47:48
  of
• 47:48
  the
• 47:48
  Batman
• 47:49
  games
• 47:49
  we've
• 47:49
  had.
• 47:51
  Like
• 47:51
  the
• 47:51
  Arkham
• 47:52
  games
• 47:52
  would
• 47:52
  not
• 47:52
  be
• 47:52
  a
• 47:52
  thing
• 47:53
  if
• 47:53
  Assassin's
• 47:53
  Creed
• 47:53
  wasn't
• 47:54
  a
• 47:54
  thing.
• 47:54
  And
• 47:54
  I
• 47:54
  feel
• 47:54
  like
• 47:55
  a
• 47:55
  lot
• 47:55
  of
• 47:56
  games
• 47:56
  say
• 47:56
  the
• 47:56
  same
• 47:56
  thing
• 47:57
  about
• 47:57
  Halo.
• 47:57
  Yeah.
• 47:58
  But
• 47:58
  before
• 47:58
  that,
• 47:59
  one
• 47:59
  more
• 48:00
  character
• 48:00
  we
• 48:00
  should
• 48:01
  mention.
• 48:01
  I
• 48:01
  don't
• 48:01
  know
• 48:02
  if
• 48:02
  you
• 48:02
  got
• 48:02
  a
• 48:02
  slide
• 48:02
  form
• 48:02
  or
• 48:03
  not,
• 48:03
  but
• 48:03
  Sam
• 48:03
  Fisher.
• 48:04
  Is
• 48:04
  that
• 48:05
  the
• 48:05
  Dead
• 48:05
  Rising
• 48:05
  guy?
• 48:06
  No,
• 48:06
  that's
• 48:07
  Frank
• 48:07
  Walker.
• 48:07
  Sam
• 48:08
  Fisher
• 48:08
  from
• 48:10
  Splinter
• 48:10
  Cell.
• 48:11
  Oh,
• 48:12
  no,
• 48:13
  I
• 48:13
  always
• 48:13
  forget
• 48:13
  that
• 48:14
  that
• 48:14
  exists.
• 48:15
  Yeah.
• 48:15
  That
• 48:16
  paved
• 48:16
  the
• 48:17
  way
• 48:17
  even
• 48:17
  for
• 48:18
  Assassin's
• 48:19
  Creed.
• 48:19
  Like,
• 48:19
  Splinter
• 48:20
  Cell
• 48:20
  was
• 48:20
  instrumental
• 48:21
  in
• 48:21
  making
• 48:21
  stealth
• 48:21
  games.
• 48:22
  Good
• 48:23
  because
• 48:23
  there
• 48:23
  are
• 48:23
  some
• 48:24
  really
• 48:24
  old
• 48:24
  ones
• 48:24
  like
• 48:24
  Thief
• 48:25
  Tencho,
• 48:25
  that
• 48:26
  kind
• 48:26
  of
• 48:26
  thing
• 48:27
  that
• 48:27
  are
• 48:27
  fine,
• 48:28
  but
• 48:29
  Splayer
• 48:29
  Cell
• 48:30
  happens.
• 48:31
  Tom
• 48:31
  Clancy
• 48:31
  makes
• 48:32
  like
• 48:32
  nine
• 48:33
  of
• 48:33
  them.
• 48:34
  And
• 48:34
  then
• 48:34
  every
• 48:34
  game
• 48:35
  after
• 48:35
  that,
• 48:35
  the
• 48:35
  stealth
• 48:36
  is,
• 48:36
  like,
• 48:36
  really,
• 48:36
  well
• 48:36
  refined.
• 48:37
  Yeah,
• 48:38
  I.
• 48:38
  I
• 48:38
  even
• 48:38
  remember
• 48:39
  some,
• 48:39
  like
• 48:39
  the.
• 48:40
  There
• 48:40
  were
• 48:40
  like,
• 48:40
  levels
• 48:41
  from
• 48:41
  like
• 48:41
  the
• 48:41
  older
• 48:42
  Spider
• 48:42
  man
• 48:42
  game
• 48:43
  or
• 48:43
  like
• 48:43
  Rascal
• 48:44
  to
• 48:44
  go
• 48:44
  like
• 48:44
  super
• 48:45
  far
• 48:45
  back,
• 48:45
  I
• 48:45
  guess,
• 48:46
  like,
• 48:48
  how
• 48:48
  the
• 48:48
  sneaking
• 48:49
  parts
• 48:49
  were
• 48:50
  just
• 48:50
  infuriating.
• 48:51
  And
• 48:51
  I
• 48:51
  feel
• 48:51
  like
• 48:51
  every
• 48:52
  game
• 48:52
  post
• 48:52
  Assassin's
• 48:53
  Creed
• 48:54
  when
• 48:55
  you
• 48:55
  have
• 48:55
  sneaking
• 48:55
  levels
• 48:56
  or
• 48:56
  like,
• 48:56
  part
• 48:56
  where
• 48:57
  you
• 48:57
  have
• 48:57
  to
• 48:57
  be
• 48:57
  like,
• 48:57
  sneaky
• 48:58
  or
• 48:58
  whatever,
• 48:59
  stealthy,
• 49:00
  they
• 49:00
  don't
• 49:00
  suck
• 49:01
  anymore.
• 49:02
  They're
• 49:02
  not
• 49:02
  infuriating
• 49:03
  in
• 49:03
  the
• 49:03
  same
• 49:03
  way.
• 49:04
  Yeah,
• 49:04
  it's
• 49:05
  a
• 49:05
  different
• 49:05
  way
• 49:05
  now.
• 49:06
  Sometimes
• 49:06
  they
• 49:06
  still
• 49:06
  suck,
• 49:07
  but
• 49:07
  that's
• 49:07
  a
• 49:07
  game
• 49:08
  design
• 49:08
  issue.
• 49:09
  Yeah.
• 49:09
  They
• 49:09
  could
• 49:10
  have
• 49:10
  just
• 49:10
  played
• 49:10
  Assassin's
• 49:11
  Creed
• 49:11
  and
• 49:12
  chose
• 49:12
  to
• 49:12
  do
• 49:12
  it
• 49:12
  that
• 49:13
  way.
• 49:13
  Yeah.
• 49:13
  Yeah.
• 49:14
  But
• 49:16
  anyone
• 49:16
  else
• 49:17
  you
• 49:17
  want
• 49:17
  to
• 49:17
  mention?
• 49:18
  Geralt
• 49:19
  of
• 49:19
  Rivia.
• 49:20
  Yeah,
• 49:21
  I
• 49:21
  wouldn't
• 49:21
  remember
• 49:21
  this
• 49:21
  name.
• 49:22
  I
• 49:22
  just.
• 49:23
  I
• 49:23
  felt
• 49:23
  like
• 49:23
  we
• 49:23
  can't
• 49:24
  not
• 49:24
  mention
• 49:24
  Witcher.
• 49:25
  Yeah.
• 49:26
  Not
• 49:26
  Xbox
• 49:27
  exclusive.
• 49:27
  But
• 49:28
  the
• 49:28
  first
• 49:28
  one
• 49:28
  was.
• 49:29
  Yeah.
• 49:30
  So
• 49:30
  the
• 49:31
  second
• 49:31
  one,
• 49:32
  Microsoft.
• 49:33
  This
• 49:33
  is
• 49:33
  what
• 49:33
  I
• 49:33
  learned
• 49:33
  doing
• 49:33
  research
• 49:34
  for
• 49:34
  this.
• 49:34
  So.
• 49:35
  Yeah,
• 49:35
  the
• 49:35
  second
• 49:35
  one
• 49:36
  was.
• 49:36
  So
• 49:36
  many
• 49:38
  Xbox
• 49:38
  games,
• 49:39
  they
• 49:39
  just
• 49:39
  reported
• 49:40
  to
• 49:41
  other
• 49:41
  things.
• 49:41
  So,
• 49:42
  like,
• 49:42
  we
• 49:42
  just
• 49:42
  they're
• 49:43
  really
• 49:43
  exclusive.
• 49:44
  Yeah,
• 49:45
  yeah.
• 49:45
  Which
• 49:46
  is
• 49:46
  like
• 49:46
  what
• 49:46
  happened
• 49:46
  to
• 49:46
  Sora?
• 49:47
  Sora
• 49:47
  was
• 49:47
  a
• 49:48
  PlayStation
• 49:48
  character
• 49:48
  and
• 49:49
  then
• 49:50
  was
• 49:50
  a
• 49:50
  Nintendo
• 49:51
  character.
• 49:51
  Then
• 49:51
  was
• 49:51
  a
• 49:51
  PlayStation
• 49:52
  Nintendo
• 49:52
  Xbox
• 49:53
  character.
• 49:53
  And
• 49:53
  it's
• 49:53
  like,
• 49:53
  yeah,
• 49:53
  now
• 49:54
  he's
• 49:54
  his
• 49:55
  own
• 49:55
  thing.
• 49:55
  I
• 49:56
  don't
• 49:56
  remember
• 49:56
  what
• 49:56
  these
• 49:56
  were,
• 49:57
  but
• 49:57
  I
• 49:57
  was
• 49:57
  looking
• 49:57
  up
• 49:57
  all
• 49:58
  time
• 49:58
  strongest
• 49:59
  Xbox
• 49:59
  characters
• 50:00
  and
• 50:00
  this
• 50:00
  came
• 50:00
  up
• 50:00
  and
• 50:01
  I
• 50:01
  thought
• 50:01
  it
• 50:01
  was
• 50:01
  funny.
• 50:02
  Cuphead,
• 50:02
  could
• 50:03
  you
• 50:03
  tell
• 50:03
  me
• 50:03
  who
• 50:03
  the.
• 50:03
  Who
• 50:04
  they
• 50:04
  are?
• 50:04
  They
• 50:04
  kill
• 50:04
  the
• 50:05
  devil.
• 50:07
  What?
• 50:07
  Yeah,
• 50:08
  that's
• 50:09
  Cuphead
• 50:09
  and
• 50:09
  his
• 50:09
  brother,
• 50:10
  Mugman.
• 50:11
  Fantastic.
• 50:13
  How
• 50:13
  do
• 50:13
  they
• 50:13
  kill
• 50:13
  the
• 50:14
  devil?
• 50:14
  Do
• 50:14
  they
• 50:14
  just
• 50:14
  give
• 50:15
  him
• 50:15
  too
• 50:15
  much
• 50:15
  caffeine
• 50:16
  or
• 50:16
  they
• 50:17
  shoot
• 50:17
  him?
• 50:18
  Oh,
• 50:19
  well,
• 50:20
  okay.
• 50:21
  Yeah,
• 50:23
  that's
• 50:23
  Bruce
• 50:24
  Lee.
• 50:24
  Yeah,
• 50:24
  I
• 50:25
  had
• 50:25
  to
• 50:25
  do
• 50:25
  a,
• 50:25
  you
• 50:25
  know,
• 50:26
  the
• 50:26
  honorable
• 50:26
  mention.
• 50:27
  Xbox
• 50:27
  exclusive.
• 50:28
  Bruce
• 50:29
  Lee
• 50:29
  Quest
• 50:30
  of
• 50:30
  the
• 50:30
  Dragon.
• 50:31
  As
• 50:32
  far
• 50:32
  as
• 50:32
  I
• 50:32
  know.
• 50:33
  I
• 50:34
  can't
• 50:34
  think
• 50:34
  of
• 50:34
  any,
• 50:34
  like,
• 50:35
  other
• 50:36
  Bruce
• 50:36
  Lee
• 50:36
  games.
• 50:37
  So,
• 50:37
  like,
• 50:39
  Bruce
• 50:39
  Lee
• 50:39
  is
• 50:40
  Xbox
• 50:40
  exclusive
• 50:41
  in
• 50:41
  my
• 50:42
  mind.
• 50:42
  Oh,
• 50:42
  yeah.
• 50:43
  Well,
• 50:43
  Bruce
• 50:44
  Lee
• 50:44
  is
• 50:44
  in
• 50:44
  UFC
• 50:45
  3
• 50:46
  and
• 50:46
  4
• 50:47
  as
• 50:47
  a.
• 50:48
  As
• 50:48
  a
• 50:48
  fighter.
• 50:49
  Yeah.
• 50:50
  But
• 50:50
  that's
• 50:50
  because
• 50:50
  they're
• 50:50
  like,
• 50:51
  you
• 50:51
  know,
• 50:51
  it's
• 50:51
  like
• 50:52
  when
• 50:52
  you
• 50:52
  put
• 50:52
  An
• 50:52
  Xbox
• 50:52
  character
• 50:53
  in,
• 50:53
  like,
• 50:53
  Smash
• 50:53
  Bros.
• 50:54
  Just
• 50:54
  an
• 50:54
  Xbox
• 50:54
  character.
• 50:55
  Yeah.
• 50:55
  Which
• 50:56
  is
• 50:56
  really
• 50:56
  funny.
• 50:57
  Banjo
• 50:57
  Kazooie.
• 50:58
  Nintendo
• 50:59
  character.
• 51:00
  Rare,
• 51:01
  rare
• 51:01
  character.
• 51:02
  Companies
• 51:02
  owned
• 51:02
  by,
• 51:03
  like.
• 51:04
  But,
• 51:05
  like,
• 51:05
  you
• 51:06
  can't
• 51:06
  think
• 51:06
  of,
• 51:06
  like,
• 51:06
  if
• 51:06
  you
• 51:07
  think
• 51:07
  Banjo,
• 51:07
  you
• 51:07
  think
• 51:07
  Nintendo.
• 51:08
  You
• 51:08
  don't
• 51:08
  think
• 51:08
  Xbox.
• 51:09
  No,
• 51:09
  I
• 51:09
  think
• 51:10
  Xbox.
• 51:11
  I
• 51:11
  think
• 51:11
  that
• 51:11
  might
• 51:12
  be
• 51:12
  a
• 51:12
  generation
• 51:12
  thing.
• 51:13
  Think
• 51:13
  my
• 51:13
  generation
• 51:14
  played
• 51:14
  him
• 51:14
  on
• 51:14
  Nintendo
• 51:15
  and
• 51:16
  then
• 51:16
  was
• 51:16
  like,
• 51:16
  oh,
• 51:16
  hey,
• 51:17
  cool.
• 51:17
  They
• 51:17
  made
• 51:17
  a
• 51:18
  spin
• 51:18
  off
• 51:18
  of
• 51:18
  him
• 51:18
  on
• 51:19
  Xbox
• 51:19
  once.
• 51:20
  His
• 51:20
  games
• 51:21
  were
• 51:21
  still
• 51:21
  the
• 51:22
  Nintendo
• 51:22
  games.
• 51:22
  That's
• 51:23
  just
• 51:23
  the
• 51:23
  other
• 51:23
  one,
• 51:24
  which
• 51:25
  was
• 51:25
  a
• 51:25
  lot
• 51:25
  of
• 51:25
  fun.
• 51:25
  I'm
• 51:25
  not
• 51:26
  down
• 51:26
  on
• 51:26
  it.
• 51:26
  It
• 51:26
  was
• 51:26
  awesome.
• 51:27
  I
• 51:27
  spent
• 51:28
  a
• 51:28
  lot
• 51:28
  of
• 51:28
  time
• 51:28
  at
• 51:28
  my
• 51:28
  neighbor's
• 51:29
  house
• 51:29
  when
• 51:29
  that
• 51:29
  came
• 51:29
  out.
• 51:30
  Yeah.
• 51:30
  But
• 51:31
  okay,
• 51:32
  to
• 51:32
  you,
• 51:33
  who
• 51:33
  are
• 51:33
  the
• 51:34
  top
• 51:35
  three
• 51:35
  iconic
• 51:36
  Xbox
• 51:36
  characters
• 51:37
  for
• 51:37
  the
• 51:37
  mainstream?
• 51:38
  What
• 51:38
  do
• 51:38
  you
• 51:38
  think
• 51:38
  everyone
• 51:38
  else
• 51:39
  is
• 51:39
  gonna
• 51:39
  say?
• 51:40
  I
• 51:40
  just
• 51:40
  assumed
• 51:41
  they
• 51:41
  were
• 51:41
  gonna
• 51:41
  pick
• 51:41
  three
• 51:42
  people
• 51:42
  from
• 51:42
  Halo.
• 51:44
  I
• 51:44
  wouldn't
• 51:44
  say
• 51:44
  that,
• 51:46
  except
• 51:46
  I
• 51:47
  might
• 51:47
  say
• 51:47
  that
• 51:47
  it
• 51:48
  would
• 51:48
  not
• 51:48
  surprise
• 51:49
  me
• 51:50
  if
• 51:50
  you
• 51:51
  asked
• 51:51
  someone
• 51:51
  for
• 51:51
  three
• 51:52
  Xbox
• 51:52
  characters
• 51:53
  and
• 51:53
  they
• 51:53
  said
• 51:54
  Master
• 51:54
  Chief.
• 51:55
  Cortana,
• 51:56
  the
• 51:57
  alien
• 51:57
  from
• 51:57
  Halo.
• 51:58
  Yeah.
• 51:59
  Like,
• 51:59
  his
• 51:59
  name
• 51:59
  is
• 51:59
  Arbiter,
• 52:00
  but.
• 52:01
  Yeah,
• 52:01
  his
• 52:01
  name
• 52:02
  is
• 52:02
  not
• 52:02
  Arbiter,
• 52:02
  but
• 52:02
  he's
• 52:02
  the
• 52:03
  Arbiter.
• 52:04
  See,
• 52:04
  I
• 52:04
  feel
• 52:04
  like
• 52:04
  if
• 52:05
  you
• 52:05
  ask
• 52:05
  an
• 52:05
  actual
• 52:06
  gamer,
• 52:08
  or
• 52:08
  maybe
• 52:08
  not
• 52:08
  like
• 52:09
  a
• 52:09
  hardcore
• 52:09
  gamer,
• 52:09
  but
• 52:10
  someone
• 52:10
  who
• 52:10
  plays
• 52:10
  enough
• 52:11
  games,
• 52:11
  not
• 52:11
  just
• 52:11
  like
• 52:11
  a
• 52:12
  rando,
• 52:12
  you
• 52:12
  know,
• 52:12
  like.
• 52:13
  Yeah,
• 52:13
  no
• 52:13
  offense,
• 52:14
  Will
• 52:14
  Rose
• 52:14
  wouldn't
• 52:14
  come
• 52:14
  up
• 52:15
  with
• 52:15
  this
• 52:15
  list,
• 52:15
  but
• 52:15
  someone
• 52:15
  who's
• 52:16
  played
• 52:16
  games
• 52:16
  that
• 52:16
  isn't,
• 52:17
  like,
• 52:17
  super
• 52:17
  involved
• 52:18
  might
• 52:19
  come
• 52:19
  up
• 52:19
  with
• 52:20
  Master
• 52:20
  Chief,
• 52:22
  one
• 52:22
  of
• 52:22
  those
• 52:22
  people
• 52:23
  from
• 52:23
  Left
• 52:23
  4
• 52:23
  Dead,
• 52:24
  and
• 52:24
  then
• 52:24
  the
• 52:24
  Witcher
• 52:24
  guy.
• 52:25
  I
• 52:25
  could
• 52:25
  see
• 52:25
  that
• 52:25
  being.
• 52:26
  Yeah,
• 52:27
  I
• 52:27
  could
• 52:27
  see
• 52:27
  that
• 52:29
  everyone's
• 52:29
  gonna
• 52:29
  say
• 52:29
  Master
• 52:30
  Chief
• 52:30
  first.
• 52:31
  I
• 52:31
  think
• 52:31
  a
• 52:31
  surprising
• 52:32
  amount
• 52:32
  of
• 52:32
  people
• 52:33
  would
• 52:33
  still
• 52:33
  put
• 52:33
  Cortana
• 52:34
  in
• 52:35
  second
• 52:35
  or
• 52:35
  third,
• 52:36
  because
• 52:38
  Cortana
• 52:38
  was
• 52:39
  so
• 52:39
  popular
• 52:40
  from
• 52:41
  Halo
• 52:42
  that
• 52:43
  Microsoft
• 52:43
  was
• 52:44
  like,
• 52:44
  hey,
• 52:45
  people
• 52:45
  are
• 52:45
  doing
• 52:45
  virtual
• 52:46
  assistants
• 52:46
  now.
• 52:47
  Let's
• 52:47
  name
• 52:47
  ours
• 52:47
  after
• 52:48
  the
• 52:48
  virtual
• 52:48
  assistant
• 52:49
  in
• 52:49
  Halo.
• 52:50
  Fantastic.
• 52:52
  That's
• 52:52
  where.
• 52:52
  That's
• 52:53
  why.
• 52:53
  Yeah,
• 52:53
  that's
• 52:53
  why
• 52:53
  it's
• 52:53
  called
• 52:53
  Cortana.
• 52:55
  I
• 52:55
  never
• 52:56
  connected
• 52:56
  those
• 52:56
  dots.
• 52:57
  Yeah.
• 52:57
  Yeah.
• 52:59
  Geralt
• 52:59
  of
• 53:00
  Rivia
• 53:00
  might
• 53:01
  make
• 53:01
  it
• 53:01
  up
• 53:01
  there.
• 53:03
  I
• 53:03
  don't
• 53:03
  know
• 53:04
  a
• 53:04
  lot
• 53:05
  of
• 53:05
  Witcher
• 53:05
  fans.
• 53:06
  I've
• 53:06
  only
• 53:06
  played
• 53:06
  the
• 53:07
  Witcher
• 53:07
  3.
• 53:07
  I.
• 53:08
  I
• 53:08
  just
• 53:08
  feel
• 53:08
  like
• 53:08
  that.
• 53:09
  That's
• 53:09
  sad.
• 53:10
  Yeah,
• 53:10
  but
• 53:11
  that's
• 53:11
  also.
• 53:11
  I
• 53:11
  don't
• 53:11
  know.
• 53:12
  I've
• 53:12
  never
• 53:12
  played
• 53:12
  any
• 53:12
  of
• 53:13
  them,
• 53:13
  so.
• 53:13
  Three
• 53:13
  is
• 53:14
  better
• 53:14
  than
• 53:14
  the
• 53:14
  other
• 53:14
  two
• 53:15
  by
• 53:15
  landslide.
• 53:16
  Yeah,
• 53:16
  but
• 53:17
  that's
• 53:17
  like.
• 53:18
  I'm
• 53:18
  sorry.
• 53:19
  I
• 53:19
  just.
• 53:19
  I
• 53:19
  don't
• 53:19
  have
• 53:20
  a
• 53:20
  lot
• 53:20
  of
• 53:20
  Xbox
• 53:20
  examples.
• 53:21
  It's
• 53:21
  like
• 53:21
  when
• 53:22
  people
• 53:22
  are
• 53:22
  like,
• 53:22
  I'm
• 53:22
  Kingdom
• 53:23
  Hearts
• 53:23
  fan,
• 53:23
  and
• 53:23
  they
• 53:24
  played
• 53:24
  like
• 53:24
  specifically
• 53:25
  Kingdom
• 53:25
  Hearts
• 53:25
  2
• 53:26
  and
• 53:26
  maybe
• 53:26
  Kingdom
• 53:26
  Hearts
• 53:27
  3.
• 53:27
  And
• 53:27
  I'm
• 53:27
  like,
• 53:28
  that's.
• 53:28
  No,
• 53:29
  that's
• 53:29
  not
• 53:30
  a
• 53:30
  Kingdom
• 53:30
  Hearts
• 53:30
  fan.
• 53:31
  That's.
• 53:31
  You've
• 53:31
  played
• 53:32
  two
• 53:32
  games.
• 53:33
  And
• 53:34
  also
• 53:34
  Kingdom
• 53:34
  Hearts
• 53:34
  3
• 53:35
  doesn't
• 53:35
  even
• 53:35
  make
• 53:35
  sense
• 53:36
  if
• 53:36
  you
• 53:36
  didn't
• 53:36
  play
• 53:36
  the
• 53:36
  DS
• 53:37
  games
• 53:37
  or
• 53:37
  any
• 53:37
  of
• 53:37
  that.
• 53:38
  So,
• 53:38
  like,
• 53:38
  what
• 53:38
  do
• 53:38
  you
• 53:38
  mean
• 53:39
  you're
• 53:39
  a
• 53:39
  fan?
• 53:40
  You
• 53:40
  know?
• 53:40
  Yeah,
• 53:42
  yeah,
• 53:42
  it's
• 53:42
  like
• 53:43
  a
• 53:43
  Christian.
• 53:44
  I've
• 53:44
  read
• 53:44
  like
• 53:45
  two
• 53:45
  books
• 53:45
  of
• 53:45
  the
• 53:45
  Bible.
• 53:47
  You
• 53:47
  don't
• 53:47
  have
• 53:47
  to
• 53:48
  read
• 53:48
  your
• 53:48
  Bible
• 53:48
  to
• 53:48
  be
• 53:48
  a
• 53:48
  Christian.
• 53:48
  But
• 53:49
  I'm
• 53:49
  also
• 53:49
  kind
• 53:49
  of
• 53:49
  like,
• 53:51
  why
• 53:51
  bother
• 53:51
  claiming
• 53:52
  it
• 53:52
  at
• 53:52
  that
• 53:52
  point?
• 53:52
  You
• 53:52
  know?
• 53:53
  I'm
• 53:53
  like,
• 53:53
  I
• 53:53
  just
• 53:53
  don't
• 53:53
  get
• 53:53
  it.
• 53:54
  That
• 53:54
  is
• 53:54
  true.
• 53:55
  Just
• 53:55
  don't.
• 53:55
  But
• 53:56
  I
• 53:57
  will
• 53:57
  say
• 53:57
  if
• 53:58
  you.
• 53:58
  If
• 53:58
  you
• 53:59
  look
• 53:59
  up
• 53:59
  the
• 53:59
  list
• 54:00
  for
• 54:00
  top
• 54:00
  selling
• 54:01
  Xbox
• 54:01
  games
• 54:02
  of
• 54:02
  all
• 54:02
  time,
• 54:05
  like
• 54:06
  half
• 54:06
  the
• 54:06
  top
• 54:06
  five
• 54:07
  is
• 54:07
  Halo.
• 54:08
  I'm
• 54:08
  gonna
• 54:09
  assume
• 54:09
  the
• 54:09
  entire
• 54:10
  top
• 54:10
  five
• 54:10
  were
• 54:10
  Halo.
• 54:11
  No.
• 54:11
  You
• 54:12
  know
• 54:12
  what
• 54:12
  breaks
• 54:12
  it
• 54:12
  up
• 54:13
  because
• 54:13
  I'm
• 54:14
  pretty
• 54:14
  sure.
• 54:15
  Yeah.
• 54:16
  So
• 54:16
  the
• 54:16
  first
• 54:17
  two
• 54:17
  Halo
• 54:17
  games
• 54:17
  are
• 54:17
  1
• 54:18
  and
• 54:18
  2.
• 54:19
  The
• 54:19
  third
• 54:20
  most
• 54:20
  sold
• 54:21
  game
• 54:21
  on
• 54:21
  Xbox
• 54:22
  of
• 54:22
  all
• 54:22
  time
• 54:22
  is
• 54:22
  Sneak
• 54:23
  King.
• 54:24
  What
• 54:25
  is
• 54:25
  that?
• 54:25
  I've
• 54:26
  never
• 54:26
  even
• 54:26
  heard
• 54:26
  of
• 54:26
  that.
• 54:27
  That
• 54:27
  is
• 54:27
  the
• 54:28
  Burger
• 54:28
  King
• 54:29
  hide
• 54:30
  and
• 54:30
  seek
• 54:30
  game
• 54:31
  on
• 54:31
  Xbox.
• 54:33
  So
• 54:33
  can
• 54:34
  we
• 54:34
  say
• 54:34
  the
• 54:34
  Burger
• 54:35
  King
• 54:35
  is
• 54:35
  an
• 54:35
  Xbox
• 54:36
  character?
• 54:37
  We
• 54:37
  can.
• 54:38
  I.
• 54:38
  I
• 54:39
  changed
• 54:39
  my
• 54:40
  list.
• 54:40
  I
• 54:41
  think
• 54:41
  it's
• 54:41
  valid
• 54:42
  also.
• 54:43
  It's
• 54:43
  a
• 54:43
  great
• 54:44
  game.
• 54:44
  It's
• 54:45
  really
• 54:45
  good.
• 54:45
  Like,
• 54:45
  I
• 54:46
  played
• 54:46
  it
• 54:46
  in
• 54:46
  daycare.
• 54:47
  It
• 54:47
  was
• 54:47
  fantastic.
• 54:49
  This
• 54:49
  is
• 54:49
  the
• 54:49
  first
• 54:50
  time
• 54:50
  I've
• 54:50
  heard
• 54:50
  of
• 54:50
  this.
• 54:50
  It's
• 54:51
  really
• 54:51
  well
• 54:51
  made.
• 54:51
  I
• 54:52
  forgot
• 54:52
  about
• 54:52
  it
• 54:52
  until
• 54:53
  I
• 54:53
  looked
• 54:53
  at
• 54:53
  this
• 54:53
  list.
• 54:54
  Awesome.
• 54:55
  But
• 54:55
  I
• 54:55
  think
• 54:55
  most
• 54:56
  people
• 54:56
  would
• 54:56
  probably
• 54:57
  say
• 54:58
  Master
• 54:58
  Chief,
• 54:59
  the
• 54:59
  guy
• 55:00
  from
• 55:00
  Fable,
• 55:01
  and
• 55:01
  then
• 55:01
  like,
• 55:02
  dealer's
• 55:02
  choice
• 55:03
  for
• 55:03
  third.
• 55:04
  So,
• 55:05
  like,
• 55:05
  I'm
• 55:06
  not
• 55:06
  a
• 55:06
  weirdo
• 55:06
  who
• 55:06
  just
• 55:07
  like
• 55:07
  really
• 55:07
  likes
• 55:07
  Fable.
• 55:08
  Like,
• 55:08
  no
• 55:08
  other
• 55:09
  people
• 55:09
  agree
• 55:09
  with
• 55:10
  that
• 55:10
  particular
• 55:10
  opinion.
• 55:11
  Yeah.
• 55:12
  Oh,
• 55:12
  cool.
• 55:13
  That's
• 55:13
  good
• 55:13
  to
• 55:13
  know.
• 55:14
  Those
• 55:15
  are
• 55:15
  good
• 55:15
  games,
• 55:16
  man.
• 55:17
  Also,
• 55:17
  if
• 55:18
  I'm
• 55:18
  gonna
• 55:18
  like,
• 55:18
  pick
• 55:19
  who
• 55:19
  I
• 55:19
  want
• 55:20
  to.
• 55:20
  What
• 55:20
  characteristics
• 55:21
  I
• 55:21
  want
• 55:22
  to
• 55:22
  use
• 55:22
  to,
• 55:22
  like,
• 55:22
  build
• 55:22
  myself
• 55:23
  up.
• 55:25
  I
• 55:25
  want
• 55:25
  to
• 55:25
  be
• 55:26
  as
• 55:26
  kingly
• 55:26
  as
• 55:27
  the
• 55:27
  Burger
• 55:27
  King,
• 55:29
  have
• 55:29
  as
• 55:30
  much
• 55:30
  burgers
• 55:30
  as
• 55:31
  the
• 55:31
  Burger
• 55:31
  King,
• 55:33
  and
• 55:33
  as
• 55:34
  economically
• 55:34
  sneaky
• 55:35
  as.
• 55:37
  He.
• 55:37
  Also
• 55:38
  had
• 55:38
  a
• 55:38
  racing
• 55:38
  tie
• 55:39
  in
• 55:39
  game.
• 55:39
  That
• 55:39
  was
• 55:39
  pretty
• 55:39
  good.
• 55:40
  What
• 55:41
  I
• 55:42
  want
• 55:42
  spin
• 55:42
  off
• 55:43
  games.
• 55:44
  These
• 55:44
  are
• 55:44
  all.
• 55:45
  I
• 55:45
  just
• 55:45
  want
• 55:45
  to
• 55:45
  be
• 55:45
  BURGER
• 55:46
  KING
• 55:46
  In
• 55:46
  2025,
• 55:47
  I
• 55:47
  think.
• 55:47
  Yeah.
• 55:48
  The
• 55:49
  only
• 55:49
  thing
• 55:49
  I
• 55:49
  want
• 55:49
  to
• 55:49
  immolate.
• 55:51
  I
• 55:52
  don't
• 55:52
  want
• 55:52
  to
• 55:52
  objectify
• 55:53
  women
• 55:53
  the
• 55:54
  way
• 55:54
  that
• 55:54
  blinks
• 55:54
  does.
• 55:55
  No.
• 55:56
  Yeah.
• 55:57
  But
• 55:57
  I
• 55:57
  do
• 55:57
  want
• 55:58
  to
• 55:59
  control
• 55:59
  time.
• 56:00
  And,
• 56:02
  you
• 56:02
  know,
• 56:02
  I'll
• 56:03
  emulate
• 56:03
  that
• 56:03
  thing
• 56:03
  from
• 56:04
  Fable
• 56:04
  again
• 56:04
  of
• 56:04
  like,
• 56:05
  really
• 56:06
  trying
• 56:06
  to
• 56:06
  think
• 56:07
  about
• 56:07
  what
• 56:07
  it
• 56:07
  means
• 56:07
  to
• 56:07
  be
• 56:07
  a
• 56:08
  hero.
• 56:08
  Like,
• 56:09
  actively
• 56:09
  putting
• 56:10
  thought
• 56:10
  behind
• 56:10
  my
• 56:11
  decisions,
• 56:11
  I
• 56:11
  guess.
• 56:11
  Yeah.
• 56:12
  I
• 56:12
  think
• 56:12
  that's
• 56:12
  good.
• 56:13
  Yeah.
• 56:13
  I
• 56:13
  am
• 56:14
  going
• 56:14
  to
• 56:14
  emulate
• 56:14
  as
• 56:15
  to
• 56:15
  the
• 56:15
  best
• 56:15
  of
• 56:15
  my
• 56:15
  ability,
• 56:16
  being
• 56:17
  7
• 56:17
  foot
• 56:17
  2
• 56:18
  and
• 56:18
  480
• 56:19
  pounds.
• 56:21
  Okay.
• 56:22
  Yeah.
• 56:22
  That's
• 56:23
  it.
• 56:23
  That's
• 56:23
  the
• 56:23
  only
• 56:24
  things
• 56:24
  you
• 56:24
  won
• 56:25
  for
• 56:26
  2025.
• 56:27
  Yeah.
• 56:27
  Yeah.
• 56:28
  Okay.
• 56:29
  Yeah.
• 56:30
  Next
• 56:30
  time
• 56:30
  you
• 56:30
  see
• 56:30
  me,
• 56:31
  I'm
• 56:31
  gonna
• 56:31
  be
• 56:31
  wearing
• 56:31
  a
• 56:31
  shirt
• 56:32
  size
• 56:32
  that
• 56:32
  shouldn't
• 56:33
  exist.
• 56:35
  I
• 56:36
  just
• 56:36
  want
• 56:36
  you
• 56:36
  to
• 56:36
  know
• 56:36
  that
• 56:37
  my
• 56:38
  heart
• 56:38
  might
• 56:38
  stop.
• 56:39
  Like,
• 56:39
  I
• 56:39
  might
• 56:39
  just
• 56:39
  be
• 56:39
  that
• 56:40
  terrified
• 56:40
  of
• 56:40
  you.
• 56:40
  Just
• 56:41
  became
• 56:42
  a
• 56:42
  giant
• 56:43
  before
• 56:43
  I
• 56:43
  saw
• 56:44
  you
• 56:44
  again.
• 56:44
  Yeah.
• 56:45
  Next
• 56:45
  time
• 56:45
  we
• 56:45
  see
• 56:45
  each
• 56:46
  other,
• 56:46
  I'm
• 56:46
  a
• 56:47
  foot
• 56:47
  taller
• 56:47
  than
• 56:48
  you.
• 56:49
  Yeah.
• 56:50
  I.
• 56:50
  I
• 56:50
  don't.
• 56:51
  Just
• 56:51
  don't
• 56:51
  think
• 56:52
  my
• 56:52
  brain
• 56:52
  could
• 56:52
  process
• 56:52
  it.
• 56:53
  That
• 56:53
  would
• 56:53
  be
• 56:54
  really
• 56:54
  funny,
• 56:54
  though.
• 56:55
  It
• 56:55
  would.
• 56:55
  Anyway,
• 56:56
  yeah.
• 56:56
  No,
• 56:56
  I
• 56:56
  want
• 56:56
  to
• 56:57
  be
• 56:58
  as
• 56:58
  dutiful
• 56:59
  as
• 56:59
  Ryu.
• 57:00
  Show
• 57:00
  that
• 57:01
  dedication
• 57:01
  to
• 57:02
  my
• 57:02
  duty.
• 57:03
  This
• 57:03
  episode
• 57:04
  is
• 57:04
  sponsored
• 57:04
  by
• 57:04
  Char
• 57:05
  D.
• 57:10
  Yeah,
• 57:10
  I
• 57:11
  don't
• 57:11
  want
• 57:11
  to.
• 57:12
  I
• 57:12
  don't
• 57:12
  want
• 57:12
  to
• 57:12
  judge
• 57:12
  an
• 57:12
  entire
• 57:13
  people
• 57:13
  based
• 57:14
  on
• 57:14
  the
• 57:14
  actions
• 57:14
  of.
• 57:15
  Well,
• 57:16
  to
• 57:16
  be
• 57:16
  fair,
• 57:17
  in
• 57:17
  Master
• 57:17
  Chief's
• 57:18
  case,
• 57:18
  they
• 57:19
  were
• 57:19
  destroying
• 57:19
  Earth
• 57:20
  as
• 57:20
  a.
• 57:20
  Yeah,
• 57:21
  that's
• 57:22
  bad.
• 57:22
  I
• 57:22
  mean,
• 57:23
  so
• 57:23
  are.
• 57:23
  So
• 57:23
  are
• 57:23
  humans,
• 57:24
  you
• 57:24
  know?
• 57:25
  It's
• 57:25
  true.
• 57:26
  In
• 57:26
  2025,
• 57:27
  I'm
• 57:27
  going
• 57:28
  to
• 57:28
  destroy
• 57:29
  all
• 57:29
  humans,
• 57:30
  which
• 57:30
  is
• 57:30
  the
• 57:30
  real
• 57:31
  number
• 57:31
  1x
• 57:32
  icon
• 57:33
  of
• 57:33
  all
• 57:33
  time.
• 57:34
  Those
• 57:34
  games
• 57:34
  are
• 57:35
  really,
• 57:35
  really
• 57:35
  fun.
• 57:36
  Destroy
• 57:37
  all
• 57:37
  humans.
• 57:38
  I
• 57:38
  think
• 57:38
  they
• 57:38
  rebooted
• 57:39
  last
• 57:39
  year.
• 57:40
  Check
• 57:40
  it
• 57:40
  out.
• 57:41
  Yeah,
• 57:41
  I
• 57:41
  thought
• 57:41
  those
• 57:42
  were
• 57:42
  just.
• 57:42
  I
• 57:42
  thought
• 57:42
  it
• 57:42
  was
• 57:43
  a
• 57:43
  phone
• 57:43
  app.
• 57:43
  I
• 57:43
  didn't
• 57:43
  know
• 57:44
  that
• 57:44
  was,
• 57:44
  like,
• 57:44
  a
• 57:45
  real
• 57:45
  game.
• 57:45
  It's
• 57:46
  a
• 57:46
  real
• 57:46
  game.
• 57:47
  Huh?
• 57:47
  Who
• 57:48
  knew?
• 57:48
  Me.
• 57:50
  So
• 57:50
  we're
• 57:50
  going
• 57:50
  to
• 57:51
  go
• 57:51
  ahead
• 57:51
  and
• 57:51
  wrap
• 57:51
  it
• 57:52
  up.
• 57:55
  Josh,
• 57:56
  do
• 57:56
  you
• 57:56
  have
• 57:57
  a
• 57:57
  recommendation
• 57:59
  for
• 57:59
  the
• 58:00
  people?
• 58:03
  Yes.
• 58:05
  Thank
• 58:05
  you.
• 58:08
  Hearts
• 58:08
  is
• 58:09
  now
• 58:09
  available
• 58:09
  in
• 58:09
  all.
• 58:10
  All
• 58:10
  of
• 58:10
  all
• 58:10
  systems.
• 58:11
  I
• 58:12
  don't
• 58:12
  recommend
• 58:12
  playing
• 58:13
  the
• 58:13
  one
• 58:13
  on
• 58:13
  Switch
• 58:14
  because
• 58:14
  it's
• 58:14
  a
• 58:14
  cloud
• 58:15
  version
• 58:15
  and
• 58:15
  that
• 58:16
  kind
• 58:16
  of
• 58:16
  sucks.
• 58:17
  Any
• 58:18
  other
• 58:18
  one
• 58:18
  version,
• 58:18
  though,
• 58:19
  you
• 58:19
  should
• 58:19
  play.
• 58:20
  If
• 58:20
  specifically
• 58:21
  you
• 58:21
  have,
• 58:22
  like,
• 58:22
  fiber
• 58:22
  Internet
• 58:23
  and
• 58:23
  an
• 58:24
  ethernet
• 58:24
  port
• 58:25
  on
• 58:25
  your
• 58:25
  switch,
• 58:26
  then
• 58:27
  the
• 58:27
  cloud
• 58:27
  version
• 58:28
  still
• 58:28
  doesn't
• 58:29
  really
• 58:29
  work
• 58:29
  that
• 58:29
  good.
• 58:30
  That
• 58:31
  was
• 58:31
  really
• 58:31
  disappointing
• 58:32
  build
• 58:32
  up.
• 58:34
  Yeah,
• 58:35
  it
• 58:35
  does
• 58:35
  work
• 58:35
  a
• 58:36
  lot
• 58:36
  better
• 58:36
  if
• 58:36
  you
• 58:36
  have
• 58:37
  a
• 58:37
  really
• 58:37
  phenomenal
• 58:38
  Internet
• 58:38
  connection,
• 58:39
  but
• 58:39
  it's
• 58:40
  still
• 58:40
  not
• 58:40
  that
• 58:40
  good.
• 58:41
  Yeah,
• 58:41
  yeah,
• 58:42
  yeah.
• 58:43
  Me,
• 58:43
  I'm
• 58:44
  going
• 58:44
  to
• 58:44
  recommend.
• 58:46
  Put
• 58:46
  aside
• 58:47
  whatever
• 58:48
  book
• 58:48
  you're
• 58:48
  reading.
• 58:49
  Your
• 58:49
  new
• 58:50
  role
• 58:50
  is
• 58:51
  to
• 58:51
  become
• 58:52
  a
• 58:52
  follower
• 58:52
  of
• 58:52
  Brandon
• 58:53
  Sanderson.
• 58:54
  You're
• 58:54
  going
• 58:55
  to
• 58:55
  decide
• 58:55
  right
• 58:56
  now
• 58:56
  that
• 58:56
  you
• 58:56
  love
• 58:57
  high
• 58:57
  fantasy
• 58:58
  and
• 58:59
  you're
• 58:59
  gonna
• 58:59
  sit
• 58:59
  down
• 59:00
  and
• 59:00
  you're
• 59:00
  gonna
• 59:00
  do
• 59:01
  whatever
• 59:01
  it
• 59:01
  takes
• 59:01
  to
• 59:01
  read
• 59:02
  the
• 59:02
  Stormlight
• 59:03
  Archive.
• 59:04
  And
• 59:04
  if
• 59:04
  you're
• 59:05
  already
• 59:06
  Ascent
• 59:07
  tonight,
• 59:07
  I
• 59:08
  don't
• 59:08
  remember
• 59:08
  what
• 59:08
  they
• 59:09
  call
• 59:09
  themselves.
• 59:10
  You
• 59:11
  should
• 59:11
  read
• 59:11
  the
• 59:11
  Cosmere.
• 59:12
  Look
• 59:12
  up
• 59:12
  a
• 59:12
  reading
• 59:12
  order,
• 59:13
  check
• 59:13
  it
• 59:14
  out.
• 59:14
  It's
• 59:14
  only
• 59:14
  like
• 59:14
  40
• 59:15
  books.
• 59:15
  It's
• 59:15
  nothing
• 59:16
  serious.
• 59:18
  But
• 59:18
  seriously,
• 59:19
  I
• 59:19
  cannot
• 59:19
  recommend
• 59:20
  enough.
• 59:20
  Everyone
• 59:21
  reads
• 59:21
  the
• 59:22
  Way
• 59:22
  of
• 59:22
  Kings
• 59:22
  books.
• 59:23
  Phenomenal.
• 59:24
  Phenomenal
• 59:24
  book.
• 59:26
  It's
• 59:26
  one
• 59:27
  of
• 59:27
  the
• 59:27
  best
• 59:27
  modern
• 59:28
  fantasy
• 59:28
  books
• 59:29
  certainly
• 59:30
  of
• 59:30
  our
• 59:30
  generation.
• 59:31
  And
• 59:32
  if
• 59:33
  you
• 59:33
  want
• 59:33
  something
• 59:33
  that'll
• 59:33
  be
• 59:34
  given
• 59:34
  for
• 59:34
  a
• 59:34
  good
• 59:34
  long
• 59:35
  time.
• 59:35
  Brandon
• 59:36
  Sanderson
• 59:36
  plans
• 59:37
  on
• 59:37
  finishing
• 59:37
  the
• 59:37
  series
• 59:38
  I
• 59:38
  think
• 59:38
  2050,
• 59:40
  so
• 59:40
  no
• 59:41
  rush.
• 59:41
  Yeah,
• 59:42
  unless
• 59:42
  you're
• 59:42
  listening,
• 59:43
  Brandon,
• 59:43
  I
• 59:44
  am
• 59:44
  rushing
• 59:44
  you.
• 59:45
  I
• 59:45
  want
• 59:45
  you
• 59:45
  to
• 59:45
  finish
• 59:45
  book
• 59:46
  10
• 59:46
  before
• 59:46
  2015.
• 59:50
  If
• 59:50
  you're
• 59:51
  on
• 59:51
  a
• 59:51
  laptop,
• 59:51
  please
• 59:51
  consider
• 59:52
  rating
• 59:52
  reviewing
• 59:53
  the
• 59:53
  show
• 59:53
  on
• 59:53
  Pod
• 59:53
  Chaser
• 59:54
  Good
• 59:54
  pods
• 59:54
  again.
• 59:55
  It
• 59:55
  helps.
• 59:56
  Gets
• 59:56
  us
• 59:56
  out
• 59:56
  there,
• 59:57
  gets
• 59:57
  us
• 59:57
  recognized
• 59:58
  and
• 59:58
  then
• 59:58
  we
• 59:58
  can
• 59:58
  make
• 59:58
  more
• 59:59
  money
• 59:59
  and
• 59:59
  we
• 59:59
  can
• 59:59
  do
• 1:00:00
  stupider
• 1:00:00
  stuff.
• 1:00:01
  Thank
• 1:00:01
  you
• 1:00:01
  again
• 1:00:02
  to
• 1:00:02
  Austin
• 1:00:02
  Nance.
• 1:00:03
  Couldn't
• 1:00:03
  do
• 1:00:04
  it
• 1:00:04
  without
• 1:00:04
  you.
• 1:00:04
  And
• 1:00:05
  remember
• 1:00:06
  to
• 1:00:06
  cash
• 1:00:06
  at
• 1:00:07
  me
• 1:00:07
  $3
• 1:00:08
  specifically
• 1:00:08
  if
• 1:00:08
  you
• 1:00:08
  want
• 1:00:08
  me
• 1:00:08
  to
• 1:00:08
  say
• 1:00:09
  your
• 1:00:09
  name
• 1:00:09
  on
• 1:00:09
  the
• 1:00:09
  show
• 1:00:11
  Gaming
• 1:00:11
  icon
• 1:00:12
  series
• 1:00:12
  link
• 1:00:12
  is
• 1:00:13
  in
• 1:00:13
  the
• 1:00:13
  show
• 1:00:13
  notes
• 1:00:13
  and
• 1:00:13
  remember,
• 1:00:14
  we're
• 1:00:14
  all
• 1:00:15
  a
• 1:00:15
  chosen
• 1:00:15
  people.
• 1:00:16
  A
• 1:00:16
  giftom
• 1:00:17
  of
• 1:00:17
  priests.