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- 0:12Speaker 1: If you were around in the early 2000s, you were
- 0:15Speaker 1: likely spellbound by a wizard. Not just any wizard, we
- 0:19Speaker 1: are talking the boy who lived. The kid with a
- 0:24Speaker 1: lightning-shaped scar. The youngest seeker to play for the Gryffindor
- 0:29Speaker 1: Quidditch team in over a century. You're familiar with him?
- 0:32Speaker 1: Seven Harry Potter books launched a massive fandom that brought
- 0:37Speaker 1: the wizarding world into the homes of millions of people.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Fans bought wands and robes. They waited in line for
- 0:46Speaker 1: hours at midnight release parties for each book and cosplayed
- 0:51Speaker 1: as their favorite characters at movie premieres. The whole world
- 0:56Speaker 1: was struck with Potter mania. But for a small group
- 1:03Speaker 1: of fans, the Harry Potter series was more than make-believe magic.
- 1:09Speaker 1: It was real. An alternate universe that bled into our own.
- 1:16Speaker 1: Controlled by Harry's least favorite professor, Severus Snape. To these fans,
- 1:24Speaker 1: Snape was more than a character. He was a god.
- 1:29Speaker 1: He was their religion. Severus Snape was their reason to live.
- 1:36Speaker 1: These fans found each other online, built a spiritual community,
- 1:42Speaker 1: and wrote wedding vows to marry Snape. According to their posts,
- 1:49Speaker 1: he possessed their husbands' bodies for sex. Nothing in the
- 1:54Speaker 1: world could stop them from worshiping Snape. Until their sisterhood imploded.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Welcome to Very Special Episodes, an iHeart Original Podcast. I'm
- 2:11Speaker 1: your host, Dana Schwartz, and this is The Secret Lives
- 2:15Speaker 1: of Snape Wives.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Welcome back to Very Special Episodes. I'm Jason English. With me,
- 2:26Speaker 2: as always, Dana Schwartz.
- 2:28Speaker 3: Hi, hi.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Zarin Burnett.
- 2:29Speaker 4: Yo.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Took a little break, but we're back. And a lot
- 2:32Speaker 2: has happened. Zarin, you're a pilot now. Is that right?
- 2:36Speaker 5: Correct.
- 2:37Speaker 4: Yes.
- 2:37Speaker 3: What?
- 2:38Speaker 6: During my summer break, I did all these cool little trips.
- 2:40Speaker 6: I went to Carmel. I went to the Marin. I
- 2:42Speaker 6: went to Jackson, which is up in Gold Country. But
- 2:44Speaker 6: my favorite thing is I started taking flying lessons. And
- 2:47Speaker 6: you guys, in my first flying lesson, my instructor, who
- 2:50Speaker 6: was an Aussie, which kind of matters in this story,
- 2:52Speaker 6: he had me taxi the plane out onto the runway.
- 2:54Speaker 6: which was cool, right? And then that's how I could
- 2:56Speaker 6: get the handle of controls. He does the takeoff. And
- 2:58Speaker 6: remember like 600, maybe 800 feet up. He just gives
- 3:01Speaker 6: me the controls. I have no idea what I'm doing.
- 3:04Speaker 6: And from that point on, he just starts telling me like, yeah,
- 3:06Speaker 6: let's do a corkscrew. And I do a corkscrew down
- 3:09Speaker 6: to the ground. And then he's like, you have to
- 3:10Speaker 6: pick something else to turn around. And then I'm doing dives.
- 3:13Speaker 6: And then at one point he shuts off the engine
- 3:15Speaker 6: so we can stall the plane. He's like, you need
- 3:17Speaker 6: to know what happens when the plane stalls. And then
- 3:19Speaker 6: he's like, oh, by the way, the warning is going
- 3:20Speaker 6: to go on. And it does. It's like, and I
- 3:23Speaker 6: was like, dude, bro, are you kidding me? Then I
- 3:26Speaker 6: kept going the whole hour. I got to fly with
- 3:28Speaker 6: absolutely no experience, didn't crash the plane. But now I
- 3:32Speaker 6: am absolutely loving flying and I'm going to keep doing
- 3:35Speaker 6: it because it was incredible to see the world from
- 3:37Speaker 6: up there.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Terrifying, terrifying, and I hate it.
- 3:41Speaker 6: At one point, Dana, I turned the plane on its side,
- 3:45Speaker 6: and I looked down, and the ground was straight out
- 3:47Speaker 6: the window, my side window. I'm looking down at the ground,
- 3:50Speaker 6: and I asked the guy, I'm like, have you ever
- 3:52Speaker 6: had to take the controls from somebody because they were
- 3:54Speaker 6: about to crash the plane? He's like, only once.
- 3:56Speaker 2: I was like, okay. We'll have to record one of
- 4:00Speaker 2: these where you're up in the air.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to throw back to the Amelia Earhart
- 4:04Speaker 1: episode if we're ever at a boring dinner party.
- 4:08Speaker 2: And Dana, I see you've written Netflix shows. You've got
- 4:11Speaker 2: books coming out. What's the latest there?
- 4:13Speaker 1: Oh, I'm very busy is how it goes, but in
- 4:16Speaker 1: a good way. Yeah, there's a new animated Netflix movie
- 4:19Speaker 1: coming out November 20th. It's called Steps. It's like a
- 4:23Speaker 1: family movie about Cinderella's stepsisters. I was part of a
- 4:26Speaker 1: great team that wrote it. And then now I'm writing
- 4:29Speaker 1: on Matlock on CBS with Kathy Bates. So tune in
- 4:33Speaker 1: to wherever you get your CBS.
- 4:35Speaker 4: Incredible.
- 4:36Speaker 6: I love that.
- 4:38Speaker 2: We got some news about the show this morning, which
- 4:40Speaker 2: is that we were nominated for two Signal Awards, which is,
- 4:44Speaker 2: I call it the Grammys for podcasting. Now, this show
- 4:47Speaker 2: has won Signal Awards in the past, so it would
- 4:49Speaker 2: have been a disappointment to not be nominated this time.
- 4:53Speaker 2: But we are in the Best Commute Podcast category and
- 4:58Speaker 2: the Best Road Trip Podcast category. So if you're in
- 5:01Speaker 2: a car. Yeah. Not a plane, but maybe next year.
- 5:06Speaker 6: That is so cool.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Turning back to today's episode, I love stories about extreme fandom.
- 5:14Speaker 2: I love stories about the early internet. So this is
- 5:17Speaker 2: right up my alley.
- 5:18Speaker 1: I love it. I mean, I was on some Harry
- 5:20Speaker 1: Potter message boards back in the day.
- 5:22Speaker 6: Were you?
- 5:23Speaker 1: Not quite in this realm. I was about 12, but
- 5:26Speaker 1: this is fascinating.
- 5:28Speaker 6: This story is exactly what it says on the tin,
- 5:30Speaker 6: but then you open it up and it goes in
- 5:32Speaker 6: so many places you absolutely never expect.
- 5:34Speaker 1: I mean, I really do think at the end of it,
- 5:36Speaker 1: this is just a story about how the Internet has
- 5:39Speaker 1: allowed specific people to find each other and how everyone
- 5:43Speaker 1: wants belonging. You know, everyone wants to feel a part
- 5:47Speaker 1: of something.
- 5:48Speaker 6: Yes, that's well said. And I'm so glad that they
- 5:50Speaker 6: did find each other, both because we get this story,
- 5:52Speaker 6: but also just for them.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Now, I just have to point out there are some
- 5:55Speaker 2: Harry Potter spoilers. So if you have not read all
- 5:59Speaker 2: seven books and you want to go read 4000 pages,
- 6:01Speaker 2: then come back. you know, unpause it and listen to
- 6:06Speaker 2: the rest.
- 6:07Speaker 1: And I also just want to be on the record
- 6:09Speaker 1: to say that just because we do an episode about
- 6:12Speaker 1: a fascinating Harry Potter subculture does not, I will say
- 6:15Speaker 1: explicitly mean that we condone the opinions of the.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Author of Harry Potter.
- 6:19Speaker 3: Yes.
- 6:20Speaker 6: A hundred percent.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Well said.
- 6:27Speaker 1: Let's turn back time to the Harry Potter era. Back
- 6:32Speaker 1: when everyone was struggling with T9 texting, before there was Reddit, Facebook,
- 6:38Speaker 1: or even millennials ranking their friends on MySpace, people created
- 6:43Speaker 1: usernames to post on LiveJournal. LiveJournal wasn't just a blogging platform.
- 6:51Speaker 1: It was a confessional booth for millions of people.
- 6:55Speaker 4: In the days of LiveJournal, a lot of people came
- 6:58Speaker 4: together and became friends because they shared.
- 7:03Speaker 3: A love of Harry Potter, but also a real.
- 7:06Speaker 4: Need to discuss it and to guess what's happening in
- 7:10Speaker 4: the next book.
- 7:12Speaker 1: That's Dr. Zoe Alderton. She researches religions at the University
- 7:18Speaker 1: of Sydney. In the early 2000s, she noticed a strange
- 7:23Speaker 1: one forming on LiveJournal.
- 7:26Speaker 4: So there was a whole lot of people very invested
- 7:31Speaker 4: in some of the characters who were a little bit
- 7:34Speaker 4: more ambiguous and who have a bit more of a
- 7:36Speaker 4: twisting plot narrative, like Snape himself.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Severus Snape was the brutal, dungeon-dwelling potions master at Hogwarts.
- 7:47Speaker 1: His hobbies included calling Harry lazy and arrogant like his
- 7:52Speaker 1: no-good father, taking points away from Gryffindor when he wanted
- 7:55Speaker 1: to punish Harry, and threatening to have Harry expelled. You know,
- 8:00Speaker 1: things that any protective teacher would do. And Snape developed,
- 8:05Speaker 1: shall we say, a cult following.
- 8:09Speaker 4: And a few members of the Snape fandom started to
- 8:14Speaker 4: have romantic feelings for Snape. For some people, it was
- 8:18Speaker 4: just sort of like a fictional crush, not much of
- 8:22Speaker 4: a big deal.
- 8:23Speaker 3: But for other people.
- 8:25Speaker 4: It became something that was so serious that it ended
- 8:29Speaker 4: up being what I would deem religious.
- 8:36Speaker 1: Enter three women named Tanya, Rose, and Conchita. At least
- 8:41Speaker 1: that's what they said their names were online. They used
- 8:45Speaker 1: various usernames on different websites.
- 8:48Speaker 4: Rose, Tanya, and Conchita came up with this idea of
- 8:53Speaker 4: Snapism and the Snapists, which is what they called themselves.
- 8:59Speaker 4: And they outright said, this is a religion to us.
- 9:04Speaker 4: They came up with different creeds, different prayers to Snape.
- 9:08Speaker 4: And they really felt as though Snape was there in
- 9:11Speaker 4: their life, doing things.
- 9:14Speaker 3: Like guiding them, changing the world around them.
- 9:18Speaker 1: As a teen, Dr. Alderton bore witness to all of
- 9:22Speaker 1: the Snapist's confessions on LiveJournal. She learned Conchita was from
- 9:28Speaker 1: the Netherlands and Rose and Tanya were American.
- 9:34Speaker 3: Single for the entire duration of this.
- 9:37Speaker 4: But Rose and Tonya were both married to men, and
- 9:41Speaker 4: they both had children, and they both had what seemed
- 9:45Speaker 4: to be pretty standard domestic lives. And you get the
- 9:48Speaker 4: impression that their children were teenagers, their marriages were longstanding.
- 9:55Speaker 1: To them, Snape wasn't confined to a fantasy series. He
- 10:00Speaker 1: was a supernatural figure who existed on another plane. And
- 10:06Speaker 1: sometimes he crossed over.
- 10:11Speaker 4: To give you a sort of general idea, they believed
- 10:15Speaker 4: that we all live in our reality and that Harry
- 10:20Speaker 4: Potter is a separate but equally real reality and that
- 10:27Speaker 4: because Snape is a magician, he should actually kind of
- 10:32Speaker 4: have the powers to be able to transcend into our
- 10:36Speaker 4: world and bring some of his magic with him. He
- 10:40Speaker 4: could kind of touch and feel things in our world.
- 10:45Speaker 4: He could do things like push over a laundry basket
- 10:49Speaker 4: or give people ideas and feelings and sensations, but never
- 10:57Speaker 4: really be physically present.
- 11:02Speaker 1: To Snape's most intense fans, the Harry Potter series was
- 11:07Speaker 1: written by a scribe who could channel the entire Harry
- 11:11Speaker 1: Potter universe.
- 11:13Speaker 7: J.K.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Rowling was documenting everything she was interpreting from Snape, Harry,
- 11:19Speaker 1: and the other characters. But if you think the Snapists
- 11:24Speaker 1: were enamored with Rowling's interpretation, think again.
- 11:29Speaker 4: There's the Snape in the books who's described as extremely
- 11:35Speaker 4: physically unattractive, like he's just physically unwashed, and he's a
- 11:40Speaker 4: very kind of mean-spirited person who's quite hostile to others.
- 11:46Speaker 4: Throughout the entire book series, there's clearly no intent for
- 11:51Speaker 4: Rowling to make anyone have a crush on Snape as
- 11:55Speaker 4: a character.
- 11:58Speaker 1: There was a very specific person who made Rose, Tanya,
- 12:03Speaker 1: and Conchita's love for Snape intoxicating. Someone who could tap
- 12:09Speaker 1: into his own source of magic. Hollywood magic, that is.
- 12:14Speaker 1: When the first Harry Potter film was released in 2001,
- 12:17Speaker 1: the universe was forever altered.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Snape was cast as Alan Rickman.
- 12:26Speaker 4: So the character of Snape went from someone who was, like,
- 12:30Speaker 4: greasy and unpleasant to someone who could be imagined as
- 12:36Speaker 4: sort of dark, handsome, brooding figure. Having Alan Rickman in
- 12:41Speaker 4: the mix did an awful lot for people kind of
- 12:44Speaker 4: realising that perhaps Snape was an attractive character after all.
- 12:50Speaker 3: That had a huge amount of changes afterwards.
- 12:52Speaker 4: To the way that he was received within the Harry
- 12:55Speaker 4: Potter fandom.
- 12:57Speaker 1: To be clear, the Snapists knew that Alan Rickman was
- 13:01Speaker 1: an actor portraying Snape. But Rickman was the most realistic
- 13:07Speaker 1: depiction of what the astral plane Snape looked like. His
- 13:12Speaker 1: followers had a face to worship. Their god was hot,
- 13:17Speaker 1: and they wanted people to know it. Rose made photo
- 13:21Speaker 1: collages of Alan Rickman dressed as Snape, often with photos
- 13:26Speaker 1: of herself beside him. In October of 2009, she posted
- 13:31Speaker 1: the first picture released of Rickman playing Snape and wrote
- 13:36Speaker 1: on her LiveJournal account, I.
- 13:38Speaker 8: Had fallen in love with Severus, first through the books
- 13:41Speaker 8: in 2000. Then in 2001, when I saw this pic,
- 13:45Speaker 8: I refused to give in. Until two days later. And
- 13:48Speaker 8: the rest is history. His hair and his face drove
- 13:51Speaker 8: me absolutely wild.
- 13:53Speaker 3: Still does.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Conchita's mission was to spread the gospel of Snape and
- 13:59Speaker 1: grow his fan base. She ran a forum worshiping Snape
- 14:04Speaker 1: under a pseudonym. She asked her followers to burn candles
- 14:08Speaker 1: for Snape's birthday on January 9th, followed by a happy
- 14:12Speaker 1: birthday post to Alan Rickman. And Snape's congregation grew. Tanya, Rose,
- 14:20Speaker 1: and Conchita found people who believed in what they did,
- 14:25Speaker 1: no matter how absurd it may seem. All because they
- 14:29Speaker 1: could confess their deepest, darkest secrets in their live journal diaries.
- 14:35Speaker 4: I think a lot of what they were looking for
- 14:38Speaker 4: was a sense of emotional fulfillment. So they seem to
- 14:42Speaker 4: be people who struggled with feelings of intimacy and connection
- 14:48Speaker 4: in their everyday lives. It seemed to be something that
- 14:52Speaker 4: was lacking with their husbands, something that was lacking in
- 14:58Speaker 4: their workplace, their friendship circles. And so by connecting to
- 15:03Speaker 4: Snape on such a deep level, they were able to
- 15:07Speaker 4: get this really like intense, transcendent, emotional fulfillment from him.
- 15:15Speaker 1: For the first time, the Snapists felt understood. Their newfound
- 15:20Speaker 1: sisterhood made Snape even more real. Rose shared her love
- 15:25Speaker 1: poems to Snape with her followers.
- 15:29Speaker 8: Roses are red. Black ones are too. Love and obsession,
- 15:33Speaker 8: that's what we do. Love and trust, unity and support
- 15:37Speaker 8: with family and friends is a must. Guiding and loving
- 15:40Speaker 8: each other on this way. Listen to what all have
- 15:43Speaker 8: to say. Master's hand is strong and solid. Abide, obey,
- 15:48Speaker 8: do as he says. Life and eternity will be a success.
- 15:54Speaker 3: J.K.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Rowling wasn't the only person Snape could talk to. Rose
- 16:00Speaker 1: said she could summon Snape's touch by touching the tattoo
- 16:05Speaker 1: of a rose on her arm. But Rose could do
- 16:08Speaker 1: more than feel Snape. She and Tanya, they tried to
- 16:13Speaker 1: channel Snape. When they called, he answered.
- 16:18Speaker 4: So a lot of the channeling was something that was
- 16:22Speaker 4: quite imaginative. And so someone like Tonya would kind of
- 16:27Speaker 4: feel that she was in a trance state where she
- 16:30Speaker 4: would receive messages from Snape or that he would use
- 16:35Speaker 4: her body to communicate.
- 16:38Speaker 3: With other people. But it would sort of be a
- 16:41Speaker 3: feeling that.
- 16:42Speaker 4: Her body was being taken over by these external messages.
- 16:47Speaker 4: So Snape was either completely physically using her or he
- 16:53Speaker 4: would give her really, really strong instructions about what to
- 16:57Speaker 4: say or do.
- 17:00Speaker 1: According to Tanya, Snape told her, I.
- 17:04Speaker 5: Am unlike anything you have ever known previously or will know.
- 17:10Speaker 5: I will not be just another passing fancy that you
- 17:13Speaker 5: put aside when you see something new. Do not make
- 17:17Speaker 5: me jealous. You will regret it. Try my patience. Go ahead.
- 17:23Speaker 5: I am waiting for your next mistake.
- 17:28Speaker 1: If you're getting the hint, Snape wasn't an all-loving, benevolent god.
- 17:35Speaker 4: Snape's personality to the Snapewives was a.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Very harsh one. He's a very domineering master.
- 17:45Speaker 4: He doesn't cooperate.
- 17:48Speaker 3: He doesn't compromise. He just presents the world as he
- 17:52Speaker 3: sees it.
- 17:53Speaker 4: He can be quite abrasive. And you've really got to
- 17:58Speaker 4: accept that about him.
- 18:00Speaker 3: So a lot of the discourse that the.
- 18:02Speaker 4: Snape wives had was how much they found his domineering
- 18:06Speaker 4: personality really attractive and exciting, how they would do anything
- 18:13Speaker 4: for him. He was right to be so arrogant because
- 18:18Speaker 4: he was so intelligent and powerful.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Severus Snape was cruel. He was demanding. and his followers
- 18:27Speaker 1: wanted to make their love for him eternal.
- 18:33Speaker 4: So they created marriage vows where they devoted themselves to
- 18:37Speaker 4: Snape with this understanding that they weren't just marrying a
- 18:42Speaker 4: fictional character.
- 18:44Speaker 3: They were actually marrying.
- 18:46Speaker 4: This spirit who could come through from the Harry Potter
- 18:51Speaker 4: universe and and in some sort of disembodied, transcendent way,
- 18:58Speaker 4: could come and influence our universe.
- 19:02Speaker 1: With their vows, Tanya, Rose, and Conchita would forever be
- 19:07Speaker 1: remembered as the Snape Wives, although they hated being called
- 19:12Speaker 1: Snape Wives. It felt derogatory coming from people who mocked
- 19:17Speaker 1: their beliefs.
- 19:18Speaker 4: Dr.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Alderton documented all of their religious beliefs in her publication,
- 19:24Speaker 1: Snape Wives and Snapeism, a fiction-based religion within the Harry
- 19:29Speaker 1: Potter fandom. The Snape Wives posted their vows on LiveJournal.
- 19:35Speaker 9: Conchita vowed, I promise to be always faithful in body
- 19:40Speaker 9: and mind and never love another man. I promise to
- 19:44Speaker 9: protect and guard you and to prevent you from any harm.
- 19:48Speaker 9: I promise to obey you no matter what. I solemnly
- 19:52Speaker 9: promise all of this to you, Severus Snape, my only love.
- 19:56Speaker 9: May these words create a strong, loving bond, which can
- 19:59Speaker 9: only be broken by death. If I break the promises made,
- 20:03Speaker 9: or treat you not in the manner I should be,
- 20:06Speaker 9: I'll make sure I'll die. May all the good forces
- 20:10Speaker 9: and spirits bless our love eternally.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Beyond the alluring mysteriousness of Snape, there's a glaring red
- 20:22Speaker 1: flag to reconcile with. Until the series finale, no one
- 20:26Speaker 1: knew if Snape was good or evil, including the Snapewives.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Fans on LiveJournal were debating.
- 20:35Speaker 4: Is Snape a good guy or a bad guy, which
- 20:39Speaker 4: is a real cliffhanger that we were left with with
- 20:42Speaker 4: the penultimate book, where it looked as though he was
- 20:47Speaker 4: quite an evil character who caused some pretty horrible things
- 20:52Speaker 4: to happen.
- 20:53Speaker 3: We were left with him having killed Dumbledore.
- 20:56Speaker 4: And so there was a whole lot of people who
- 20:58Speaker 4: were saying, no, it's got to be more complicated than that.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Snape claimed to be a reformed Death Eater, one of
- 21:07Speaker 1: the followers of the evil Lord Voldemort, which meant he
- 21:11Speaker 1: had done deeply cruel things in his past. He was
- 21:16Speaker 1: a bigot who had been part of a group that
- 21:19Speaker 1: hunted and murdered muggles. Why were these fans drawn to
- 21:25Speaker 1: a man who had gone to the dark side in
- 21:27Speaker 1: his youth?
- 21:29Speaker 4: The more we find out about Snape, the more we
- 21:31Speaker 4: found out in the books about Snape's childhood, about his
- 21:36Speaker 4: father being abusive, about him really struggling to make friends,
- 21:41Speaker 4: and about this quite tortured relationship that.
- 21:44Speaker 3: He has with Harry's mother, Lily, as they grow up together.
- 21:49Speaker 3: And the fact that he is in love.
- 21:52Speaker 4: With her for the rest of his life and his
- 21:55Speaker 4: final thoughts are about Lily. For a lot of people,
- 21:59Speaker 4: that really did lead to an examination of Snape as
- 22:05Speaker 4: someone who was perhaps a bit more complex and a
- 22:08Speaker 4: bit misjudged.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Snape's one and only love was Lily. But Lily only
- 22:16Speaker 1: ever saw him as a friend.
- 22:19Speaker 4: I think a lot of people, beyond just the Snape wives,
- 22:24Speaker 4: their hearts went out to him, particularly seeing him as
- 22:27Speaker 4: a younger boy who was so alone, who was very
- 22:32Speaker 4: intelligent but very.
- 22:34Speaker 3: Misunderstood and didn't.
- 22:36Speaker 4: Have anywhere safe or special in his life other than
- 22:40Speaker 4: this sort of string of a relationship with Lily. And
- 22:45Speaker 4: then comparing that to the fact that Lily was quite
- 22:49Speaker 4: a popular, well-adjusted young woman who made lots of different
- 22:55Speaker 4: friends and who started to become connected to people like
- 23:00Speaker 4: James Potter, who had been horrible to Snape. A lot
- 23:04Speaker 4: of people spent a great deal of time reflecting on
- 23:08Speaker 4: those dynamics and really thinking about what it meant to
- 23:13Speaker 4: be someone who was on the outer, someone who was
- 23:16Speaker 4: a victim of bullying, someone who was a victim of
- 23:19Speaker 4: domestic abuse.
- 23:21Speaker 1: Rose, Tanya and Conchita saw Snape as someone who had
- 23:26Speaker 1: gained strength and power when the world cast him aside.
- 23:31Speaker 1: It was something they identified with.
- 23:34Speaker 4: I'm fairly sure that a lot of the Snape wives
- 23:36Speaker 4: had felt in their own lives rejected or felt like
- 23:41Speaker 4: outsiders or felt misunderstood. If you have any of those experiences,
- 23:46Speaker 4: Snape can really function as quite a sympathetic character. And
- 23:50Speaker 4: when we look at the way that the Snape wives
- 23:52Speaker 4: interpret him, it's very much like in that sense of
- 23:57Speaker 4: he was wronged and they're trying to correct that. They're
- 24:00Speaker 4: trying to save him, to rehabilitate him. And they understand
- 24:04Speaker 4: him because he's very dark.
- 24:09Speaker 1: The Snape wives loved his tortured soul. In return, Snape
- 24:15Speaker 1: yearned for his wives, yearned for them beyond their unyielding devotions.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Snape sent them a message from the astral plane. His
- 24:25Speaker 1: wives had to experience everything in the universe with him
- 24:29Speaker 1: in mind, including sex. And so began their erotic channeling
- 24:36Speaker 1: sessions with Professor Severus Snape. Infatuation turned to love. Love
- 24:56Speaker 1: turned into desire. Desire turned into sex with a god.
- 25:02Speaker 1: This wasn't erotic fanfiction for Tanya, Rose, and Conchita. Their
- 25:08Speaker 1: wildest dreams about Severus Snape became the focus of their lives.
- 25:14Speaker 4: I think some of the biggest impact that Snape had
- 25:18Speaker 4: on the actual lives of the Snape wives is that
- 25:23Speaker 4: Rose and Tonya were both American and they both must
- 25:29Speaker 4: have lived in a fairly similar region because they ended
- 25:33Speaker 4: up moving together into the same trailer.
- 25:37Speaker 3: Park and living as immediate neighbors. So they had such
- 25:45Speaker 3: a strong connection that when it.
- 25:46Speaker 4: Came time for one of them to have to move,
- 25:49Speaker 4: they decided to move in together.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Rose and Tanya weren't just growing closer to Snape. Their
- 25:58Speaker 1: sisterhood became their spiritual fortress. No one else understood them
- 26:04Speaker 1: on such an intimate level.
- 26:06Speaker 4: There's a huge amount of evidence that they were really
- 26:11Speaker 4: bringing up Snape a lot, decorating their house with Snape.
- 26:16Speaker 4: And they make quite a few references to the fact
- 26:19Speaker 4: that their husbands and children are sick to death of
- 26:22Speaker 4: Snape and they're waiting for them to get over the
- 26:25Speaker 4: phase and move on to something else.
- 26:28Speaker 1: And Snape had room in his heart for all of
- 26:31Speaker 1: his wives, so long as they abided by his rules.
- 26:38Speaker 4: So he wanted them to dress a particular way, act
- 26:41Speaker 4: a particular way, present themselves to him whenever he wanted them.
- 26:47Speaker 4: And also he made it very clear that he was
- 26:51Speaker 4: to be their only focus. You couldn't make demands of him,
- 26:57Speaker 4: even though he could make demands of you. And they
- 26:59Speaker 4: really celebrated that idea that he's not an easy master
- 27:04Speaker 4: and everything is on his terms. They could be absolutely
- 27:09Speaker 4: on their knees in worship of him and he would
- 27:11Speaker 4: pay them no attention. But sometimes he would decide to
- 27:16Speaker 4: do something like make a poster flicker to show that
- 27:20Speaker 4: he was present. Or perhaps he would give them some
- 27:26Speaker 4: useful advice, help them flesh out a shopping list or
- 27:29Speaker 4: something like that.
- 27:32Speaker 1: For Rose and Tanya, fantasizing about Snape could have filled
- 27:37Speaker 1: a void in their marriages.
- 27:39Speaker 4: They also make quite a few references to how much
- 27:43Speaker 4: their husbands aren't as interested in them as Snape is,
- 27:48Speaker 4: how boring their husbands are.
- 27:50Speaker 3: You know, comments about putting on.
- 27:52Speaker 4: Lingerie or posing up to them naked and the husbands
- 27:56Speaker 4: just being like, yeah, whatever. Whereas they go off and
- 28:00Speaker 4: have these vivid sexual fantasies with Snape, which are a
- 28:05Speaker 4: lot more fulfilling and exciting.
- 28:09Speaker 1: It was easy for Tanya to invite Snape in and
- 28:13Speaker 1: decode his messages. She offered to channel him in erotic
- 28:17Speaker 1: encounters for the other Snapists. She had taken on a
- 28:22Speaker 1: leadership role by running different pages, like her Yahoo group
- 28:26Speaker 1: Snape's Castle. But the closer Tanya and Rose grew to Snape,
- 28:31Speaker 1: the more distant another core member of Snapism felt.
- 28:35Speaker 4: Conchita always had a lot of trouble with that kind
- 28:39Speaker 4: of connection. She just doesn't seem to have been able
- 28:43Speaker 4: to tap into Snape's voice. And there's a point in
- 28:47Speaker 4: time where she becomes very distressed because she just can't
- 28:52Speaker 4: hear him or feel him at all.
- 28:56Speaker 1: At first, Conchita's inability to channel Snape brought the wives
- 29:01Speaker 1: closer together. Under her pseudonym, she would ask Tanya to
- 29:06Speaker 1: reach out to Snape for her. Tanya was happy to help.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Until worship turned to war. An alliance within the sisterhood
- 29:17Speaker 1: had formed. Tanya and Rose believed that if Snape wouldn't
- 29:23Speaker 1: talk to Conchita, then there was something deeply flawed with
- 29:27Speaker 1: her character. Conchita didn't have a connection to their master.
- 29:33Speaker 1: She felt close to a different spirit. Rose and Tanya
- 29:38Speaker 1: taunted Conchita that... even Lily Potter's spirit wouldn't speak to her,
- 29:43Speaker 1: whom they had retconned as one of Snape's wives. Conchita
- 29:48Speaker 1: fired back that Rose and Tanya were channeling the wrong Snape.
- 29:54Speaker 1: It left the congregation wondering... Will the real Severus Snape
- 29:59Speaker 1: please stand up? There was only one person who could
- 30:03Speaker 1: bring the core group of Snape wives back together. The
- 30:08Speaker 1: person whom they all worshipped. Rose swore that Snape spoke
- 30:13Speaker 1: to her while she was listening to a CD by
- 30:16Speaker 1: the band Kiss. She wrote on LiveJournal that Snape said, I.
- 30:21Speaker 5: Will deal with each of you all different according to
- 30:25Speaker 5: your needs.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Rose posted her apology to Conchita in November 2006. So
- 30:31Speaker 1: just because Tanya and I experience him the way we
- 30:35Speaker 1: do doesn't mean he isn't different with others.
- 30:38Speaker 8: So Conchita, there truly is hope. Hope that you can
- 30:42Speaker 8: look forward to. Believe me or not, that's your call.
- 30:45Speaker 8: But I do feel there is happiness in your life,
- 30:47Speaker 8: your future. And as you've already found out, he will
- 30:51Speaker 8: make himself known to you. Somehow. Somehow.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Conchita was welcomed back, but the first cracks in their
- 31:00Speaker 1: religion had formed. There would be several battles between the
- 31:05Speaker 1: main Snape wives. A lot of their fighting was done
- 31:08Speaker 1: over instant messenger and never posted publicly. Their live journal
- 31:14Speaker 1: accounts were mostly deleted, but some relics from their digital
- 31:18Speaker 1: lives remain. For people who were creative in how they worshipped,
- 31:23Speaker 1: they were creative in how they fought. On her forum,
- 31:27Speaker 1: Conchita created a wall of shame. She posted things that
- 31:32Speaker 1: Rose and Tanya had written using various Snape-related usernames. Conchita
- 31:39Speaker 1: professed to her followers.
- 31:41Speaker 9: Lately, I've discovered some people take the liberty of speaking
- 31:45Speaker 9: for Severus. As that is actually none of my business,
- 31:48Speaker 9: I should let them be and do their thing. But
- 31:51Speaker 9: sometimes the words that are put out there on the
- 31:53Speaker 9: free internet are so spiteful and unlikely, I have to
- 31:58Speaker 9: tell the world. This is not Severus Snape, nor will
- 32:02Speaker 9: he ever be. And the one who wrote this should
- 32:04Speaker 9: seek professional help immediately.
- 32:08Speaker 1: Conchita posted a Snape channeling session that Tanya and Rose
- 32:13Speaker 1: held on Instant Messenger. They claimed Snape warned.
- 32:18Speaker 5: I fully expect my ladies to stand with me with
- 32:21Speaker 5: their entire convictions agreeing with mine. In other words, my
- 32:26Speaker 5: enemies had best become your enemies.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Tanya described what Snape was showing her. Snape dressed in
- 32:34Speaker 1: a frock coat with a top hat and onyx cane,
- 32:38Speaker 1: going to confront Lucius Malfoy, the father of Harry's school nemesis, Draco.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Snape was at the Malfoy Manor. According to Tanya, Lucius
- 32:50Speaker 1: Malfoy was.
- 32:52Speaker 7: Speaking of a matter concerning the dark side, where spirits
- 32:55Speaker 7: are angry because they have been misplaced by Severus.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Lucius was warning Snape of an evil spirit.
- 33:03Speaker 7: This spirit wants revenge for a certain spell Snape performed
- 33:06Speaker 7: in Holland. And that spirit, whom was attached to a
- 33:10Speaker 7: certain person that we visited, wants to cause damage on
- 33:13Speaker 7: our group.
- 33:15Speaker 1: It was a veiled shot at Conchita, saying she wanted
- 33:19Speaker 1: to hurt the Snapeism community with an evil entity. Yet
- 33:23Speaker 1: another claim she was worshipping the wrong Snape. Conchita responded
- 33:29Speaker 1: on her wall of shame post to her followers.
- 33:33Speaker 9: For all clarity, the vindictive woman from Holland, that will
- 33:36Speaker 9: be the Netherlands. Holland is just a small part of it.
- 33:39Speaker 9: That is, of course, me. Read and giggle or burst
- 33:43Speaker 9: out laughing if you will.
- 33:45Speaker 1: I know I did. In another post, Conchita doubled down
- 33:50Speaker 1: that Tanya was channeling the wrong spirit. Fake Snape. She
- 33:55Speaker 1: said Tanya used fake Snape as a gimmick to get
- 33:59Speaker 1: attention in her Snape's Castle Yahoo group.
- 34:03Speaker 9: Conchita vowed, I will haunt her for that until the
- 34:07Speaker 9: end of days.
- 34:09Speaker 1: A stronger entity did, in fact, wage spiritual warfare on
- 34:15Speaker 1: the Snapewives. But it wasn't Conchita.
- 34:19Speaker 4: The Harry Potter fandom as a whole really did not
- 34:23Speaker 4: like the Snape wives. They didn't like people who were
- 34:28Speaker 4: too obsessed with Snape. And they obviously thought that the
- 34:32Speaker 4: idea of channeling Snape was just stupid at best or
- 34:37Speaker 4: something that needed prompt medical intervention at worst.
- 34:43Speaker 1: The Snape wives' critics united on fandom wink. an online
- 34:49Speaker 1: community where users trolled fans for what they deemed to
- 34:53Speaker 1: be overzealous and absurd beliefs. A person who went by
- 34:58Speaker 1: the username Narcissm shared Conchita's posts, exposing the drama within
- 35:05Speaker 1: the Snapism community to thousands of fandom-wank users. Harry Potter
- 35:11Speaker 1: fans piled on with their judgment in the comments. Hundreds
- 35:17Speaker 1: of comments. Many said the wives needed to get their
- 35:21Speaker 1: heads examined. Others wrote poems and wedding vows mocking the wives.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Some said child protective services should be called on them.
- 35:32Speaker 1: The Snape wives laid down their weapons against each other
- 35:36Speaker 1: to face their spiritual foes.
- 35:39Speaker 4: And they spent quite a lot of their time online
- 35:43Speaker 4: fighting with people who said that they were weird or
- 35:47Speaker 4: stupid or.
- 35:50Speaker 3: Deranged in some kind of way.
- 35:52Speaker 4: I actually think the kind of internal hatred in fandom
- 35:57Speaker 4: was probably pretty good at keeping the Snape wives together
- 36:02Speaker 4: because it gave them a common enemy and a common
- 36:06Speaker 4: focal point.
- 36:08Speaker 1: The camaraderie wouldn't last. The cracks in their sisterhood were deepening.
- 36:14Speaker 1: The Snapewives were turning on people they once embraced. An
- 36:19Speaker 1: excommunication was in order. The first Snapewife to fall from
- 36:25Speaker 1: grace was the person rooted in Snape's origin story. Harry
- 36:30Speaker 1: Potter's mom, Lily. If you're confused by the Snapewives' relationship
- 36:49Speaker 1: to Lily Potter, you're not alone. At first, to them,
- 36:54Speaker 1: astral plane Snape and Lily were in love.
- 36:59Speaker 4: As the Snapewives were working on their doctrine and sharing
- 37:04Speaker 4: it with the world, you can see them shifting and
- 37:08Speaker 4: deciding that Lily was actually someone who broke Snape's heart
- 37:13Speaker 4: and And that they needed to swoop in and love
- 37:18Speaker 4: him and protect him.
- 37:21Speaker 1: The Snape wives reinterpreted the fact that Lily and Snape's
- 37:25Speaker 1: relationship deteriorated as he became closer to future Death Eaters.
- 37:31Speaker 1: They minimized the fact that Snape called Lily a mudblood.
- 37:37Speaker 1: the Wizarding World's most infamous slur. They sidestepped the fact
- 37:41Speaker 1: that Voldemort killed Lily and James because he thought that
- 37:45Speaker 1: Harry was the infant boy prophesied to kill him someday,
- 37:49Speaker 1: a prophecy that Snape had warned Voldemort about. Blaming Lily
- 37:54Speaker 1: for the collapse of their friendship was sexist. With Lily out, Conchita, Rose,
- 38:02Speaker 1: and Tanya were focused on the bigger picture— like whether
- 38:06Speaker 1: their master was good or evil. Book six, Harry Potter
- 38:11Speaker 1: and the Half-Blood Prince, ended with Snape murdering Dumbledore. The
- 38:17Speaker 1: world would have to wait two long years to find
- 38:20Speaker 1: out if Snape was Voldemort's loyal servant or Harry's true ally.
- 38:26Speaker 1: The countdown for the Snape wives began. Conchita posted several times.
- 38:33Speaker 9: Our Christmas present from J.K.
- 38:35Speaker 3: Rowling!
- 38:36Speaker 1: Thank you, Joe!
- 38:37Speaker 9: As from today, her last great work will no longer
- 38:40Speaker 9: be just Book 7. It is called Harry Potter and
- 38:43Speaker 9: the Deathly Hallows. Bloomsbury confirmed it online, so we can
- 38:47Speaker 9: be sure it is indeed the right title.
- 38:49Speaker 4: Also.
- 38:50Speaker 9: now is the time the grand speculating probably begins I
- 38:54Speaker 9: don't really mind we all are entitled to our own
- 38:56Speaker 9: opinions only I still hope JKR will let Professor Severus
- 39:01Speaker 9: Snape live and improve the quality of his life.
- 39:06Speaker 1: At long last JK Rowling revealed the truth behind Severus
- 39:10Speaker 1: Snape he may have been cruel he may have made
- 39:14Speaker 1: Harry's life at Hogwarts miserable but he had been protecting
- 39:18Speaker 1: Harry all along Snape had killed Dumbledore at Dumbledore's request
- 39:25Speaker 1: in order to spare Draco Malfoy from having to carry
- 39:29Speaker 1: out Dumbledore. Voldemort's command to kill him. Snape had vowed
- 39:34Speaker 1: to always protect Harry, fueled by his love for Lily
- 39:38Speaker 1: and his lifelong regret for betraying her. It was all
- 39:42Speaker 1: revealed to Harry after he watched Voldemort kill Snape with
- 39:47Speaker 1: his snake Nagini. So Snape had died a hero. But
- 39:53Speaker 1: his death was odd. The head of the Slytherin house,
- 39:58Speaker 1: the Potions Master, was killed by a snake. Snape didn't
- 40:04Speaker 1: have an antidote for an attack by a snake he
- 40:07Speaker 1: knew Voldemort kept at his side. And Harry hadn't tried
- 40:12Speaker 1: to stop Voldemort from killing his professor. Snape's gruesome death
- 40:17Speaker 1: was a crisis of his wives' faith.
- 40:22Speaker 9: Why didn't anyone step in to help him? But he
- 40:25Speaker 9: was left alone to die? Did the fact that Severus
- 40:28Speaker 9: saved Harry numerous times not count this time? Without Severus,
- 40:32Speaker 9: Harry wouldn't even be alive, right?
- 40:35Speaker 1: Conchita rallied the Snapeism troops against their enemy, the woman
- 40:40Speaker 1: who had introduced them to their god. She called, rolling
- 40:45Speaker 1: out in a letter online.
- 40:47Speaker 9: Did you ever stop to think even an outcast has
- 40:50Speaker 9: feelings and so can be feeling actual hurt? Do you
- 40:53Speaker 9: know how many people see his pain and recognize it?
- 40:57Speaker 9: So many people have been through something similar and get
- 41:00Speaker 9: strength from Severus, seeing him deal with it. The way
- 41:03Speaker 9: you killed him killed their hope. Severus Snape deserved so
- 41:07Speaker 9: much better. What did he ever do to you that
- 41:10Speaker 9: you seem to hate him so much?
- 41:13Speaker 1: Desperate for answers, Tanya turned to the only person who
- 41:17Speaker 1: could overrule Rowling's ending for their master.
- 41:21Speaker 4: They actually stepped into the Harry Potter world where Snape
- 41:27Speaker 4: proved to them that he didn't actually die.
- 41:31Speaker 3: And it was J.K. Rowling who was wrong.
- 41:35Speaker 4: And that she'd sort of told the story wrong and
- 41:38Speaker 4: he was actually dead. completely okay and his body in
- 41:44Speaker 4: the coffin was somehow.
- 41:45Speaker 3: A decoy they were part of.
- 41:47Speaker 4: This sort of broader canon skepticism movement where a lot
- 41:52Speaker 4: of people who didn't like the direction the books had
- 41:55Speaker 4: gone in were thinking oh well maybe the books were
- 41:59Speaker 4: wrong maybe the author's wrong maybe the version.
- 42:02Speaker 3: Of the harry potter universe as i see it might
- 42:06Speaker 3: actually be more correct.
- 42:09Speaker 1: The Snape wives leaned on each other for support. Their
- 42:13Speaker 1: sisterhood and love for Snape were stronger than a scribe
- 42:17Speaker 1: who misinterpreted their master's fate. Or so they thought. Snape's
- 42:24Speaker 1: death cut Rose to her core, cut her so deep
- 42:29Speaker 1: she was lovesick. In 2010, she posted on LiveJournal. Rose
- 42:35Speaker 1: said that the Harry Potter fandom was dying due to J.K.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Rowling's lack of attention to the adult characters, and that
- 42:44Speaker 1: Rowling enjoyed making Snape's life pure misery. Rose asked Rowling, How.
- 42:51Speaker 8: Can you keep a flame burning when you starve it?
- 42:53Speaker 8: So fans will find other fandoms such as Twilight or
- 42:56Speaker 8: NCIS or any other stuff out there. Because they're the need,
- 42:59Speaker 8: the demand is being met thoroughly. I do love Severus Snape.
- 43:04Speaker 8: I love him with all my heart and I always will.
- 43:07Speaker 8: No one can take him away from me. But even
- 43:09Speaker 8: I have to say I found someone who is pretty
- 43:11Speaker 8: much just like him. And my passion, obsession, need is
- 43:14Speaker 8: being met there.
- 43:16Speaker 1: A bomb detonated in Tanya's life. How could Rose have
- 43:21Speaker 1: fallen in love with someone else? She was one of
- 43:24Speaker 1: the founders of Snapeism. The one rule above all else
- 43:29Speaker 1: was that Snape was to be their only focus, their
- 43:32Speaker 1: only god, their true love. After years of loyal devotion,
- 43:38Speaker 1: who could compete with Severus Snape?
- 43:42Speaker 4: For some reason, Agent Gibbs had an awful lot to
- 43:46Speaker 4: do with the breakdown of the Snape wives.
- 43:51Speaker 1: That's Agent Gibbs from the TV show NCIS, played by
- 43:57Speaker 1: silver-haired fox Mark Harmon. For Tanya, Rose didn't just have
- 44:03Speaker 1: a crush on another character. She was breaking a cosmic vow.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Not just to Snape, but to her favorite sister-wife. From
- 44:13Speaker 1: the doctrine Rose and Tanya created together on the internet,
- 44:18Speaker 1: to growing Snape's fanbase, the erotic channeling, targeting Conchita, moving
- 44:24Speaker 1: in together, growing closer to each other and to Snape
- 44:28Speaker 1: as they lost connection with their husbands, falling for Agent
- 44:33Speaker 1: Gibbs was a knife to Tanya's heart and all she
- 44:37Speaker 1: and Rose had built together.
- 44:40Speaker 3: Not only do they have a falling out between each other,
- 44:43Speaker 3: but it really.
- 44:44Speaker 4: Seems to be the end of the Snape Wives movement
- 44:48Speaker 4: as a whole because one of the core members who'd
- 44:52Speaker 4: been so instrumental in talking about how Snape needed to
- 44:56Speaker 4: be the centre of her world and the centre of
- 45:00Speaker 4: everyone's world, all of a sudden this person started having
- 45:04Speaker 4: connections with another fictional character and it really blew their
- 45:08Speaker 4: whole relationship apart in in a way that they never
- 45:12Speaker 4: really recovered from.
- 45:14Speaker 1: The Snapeism community collapsed. The wreckage from Rose's betrayal lay
- 45:20Speaker 1: scattered across hers and Tanya's live journal pages. Over time,
- 45:26Speaker 1: Tanya took down her posts, erasing proof of their connection
- 45:31Speaker 1: to each other and to Snape. In the end, it
- 45:35Speaker 1: wasn't Snape who abandoned his wives. His wives abandoned each other.
- 45:41Speaker 1: It left the internet wondering, was Snapeism defined by his wives'
- 45:46Speaker 1: connection to each other more than their worship of Snape?
- 45:50Speaker 1: If the congregation falls apart, does the religion matter? Is
- 45:55Speaker 1: Snape now alone on the astral plane without anyone to
- 45:59Speaker 1: talk to, trapped in an early 2000s void? As wild
- 46:04Speaker 1: and chaotic as the digital lives of the Snape wives were,
- 46:09Speaker 1: Rose made a good point in her post to J.K.
- 46:12Speaker 5: Rowling.
- 46:13Speaker 1: They're not the only people who have found faith in fandoms.
- 46:18Speaker 1: Jediism was born from the Star Wars series, where real
- 46:22Speaker 1: people swore oaths to become Jedi and live their lives
- 46:27Speaker 1: according to a set of principles based on the films.
- 46:32Speaker 1: The Twilight series inspired Cullen-ism, Cullinists believe that Edward Cullen's
- 46:39Speaker 1: vampire family is real. If a person is good in life,
- 46:44Speaker 1: they'll spend an eternity with the Cullens in the afterlife.
- 46:48Speaker 1: If a person is bad, they'll spend eternity in one
- 46:53Speaker 1: of the Twilight Villains' caves. It might seem far-fetched how
- 46:58Speaker 1: people find this level of meaning in novels, movies, and
- 47:02Speaker 1: TV shows. But finding faith in fandoms is a modern
- 47:07Speaker 1: way of seeking answers to life's age-old mysteries.
- 47:12Speaker 4: A lot of people throughout humanity's history had a dominant
- 47:16Speaker 4: culture placed upon them and they didn't have that idea
- 47:19Speaker 4: of strong individualism and individual choice like we do. So
- 47:24Speaker 4: when we look at how contemporary people construct their identity
- 47:29Speaker 4: and the way that they just sort of make meaning
- 47:32Speaker 4: out of a confusing world is they often do it
- 47:35Speaker 4: through processes of consumption.
- 47:38Speaker 9: Dr.
- 47:39Speaker 1: Alderton, who is now a learning experience designer at the
- 47:43Speaker 1: College at Western Sydney University, encourages people to look inward
- 47:48Speaker 1: when it comes to defining their belief systems.
- 47:51Speaker 3: I would really like to challenge people who have that belief.
- 47:55Speaker 4: Feeling to really look at how they do actually define
- 47:59Speaker 4: religion and where they do draw those lines. So how
- 48:02Speaker 4: do you actually say how big something has to be,
- 48:05Speaker 4: how old something has to be? Are you actually going
- 48:08Speaker 4: through and rating the sincerity of every founder? Are you
- 48:13Speaker 4: making sure that nothing fictionalized has into any belief system.
- 48:18Speaker 4: So I think it's an interesting opportunity to kind of
- 48:21Speaker 4: reflect back on what you believe a religion to be
- 48:25Speaker 4: if something like Snapism feels like it's impossible or wrong.
- 48:30Speaker 1: Snapism may seem like a punchline, but it asked real
- 48:35Speaker 1: questions about faith, loneliness, imagination, and how far we'll go
- 48:41Speaker 1: to feel understood. With all of their flaws, the internet
- 48:46Speaker 1: gave these women a temple, a god, a sisterhood. And
- 48:51Speaker 1: then it left them where it found them.
- 48:55Speaker 5: Alone.
- 48:59Speaker 2: Okay, so you guys are younger than me, but can
- 49:01Speaker 2: you remember those insane Harry Potter book release parties from
- 49:04Speaker 2: the early 2000s?
- 49:06Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Remember them? Jason, I was at them.
- 49:10Speaker 1: I have a photo of me. I swear to God,
- 49:13Speaker 1: when I was in third or fourth grade, I had
- 49:16Speaker 1: dragged my dad to the midnight release party of Harry
- 49:19Speaker 1: Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. And there's a
- 49:21Speaker 1: photo of the two of us wearing like fake Harry
- 49:23Speaker 1: Potter glasses.
- 49:24Speaker 6: That's awesome. I was in high school and working at
- 49:27Speaker 6: a bookstore. And I remember the book releases, the lines
- 49:30Speaker 6: outside of the bookstore at midnight with all these parents
- 49:32Speaker 6: and their kids so excited to get the book. We
- 49:34Speaker 6: had to stay open late. It was nuts.
- 49:37Speaker 2: But for anyone new here. What we do after each episode,
- 49:40Speaker 2: we turn to our resident casting director, Zarin, and ask
- 49:44Speaker 2: if you were going to cast the movie version of
- 49:46Speaker 2: the story we just told who would star. So, did you?
- 49:50Speaker 7: I did.
- 49:51Speaker 6: I managed to cast this one, and I had some
- 49:53Speaker 6: fun with it. Obviously, with Severus Snape, it's only Alan Rickman.
- 49:56Speaker 6: I mean, you can't do better than that. And as
- 49:58Speaker 6: this story proves, he is Snape, and casting him as
- 50:01Speaker 6: Snape changed who Snape was in the books. So, that
- 50:04Speaker 6: was it. It's Alan Rickman.
- 50:05Speaker 1: He is Snape. Yeah, right?
- 50:07Speaker 3: So.
- 50:07Speaker 6: Other than that, for Tanya, Rose, and Conchita, I had
- 50:10Speaker 6: some fun. I thought for Tanya, go with Haley Stanfield.
- 50:13Speaker 6: For Rose, go with Millie Bobby Brown. And for Conchita,
- 50:16Speaker 6: go with Jenna Ortega. And I thought that they could
- 50:18Speaker 6: have some cool witchy vibes, and I could see them
- 50:20Speaker 6: all eating those rolls.
- 50:23Speaker 1: That's great.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Sometimes we also award a very special character, and sometimes
- 50:29Speaker 2: it's obvious, and we kind of go off the rails
- 50:32Speaker 2: a little bit. I'll throw out as a nomination... Mark Harmon,
- 50:36Speaker 2: who if I was going to worship a TV character
- 50:40Speaker 2: the last 20 years, why not? He's played several.
- 50:44Speaker 1: That's great.
- 50:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 50:45Speaker 6: He was mine as well. I mean, like Agent Gibbs
- 50:48Speaker 6: from NCIS. When I saw that he had a major
- 50:51Speaker 6: part in the story, I literally spit my coffee. I
- 50:54Speaker 6: was like, you gotta be kidding me.
- 50:56Speaker 1: Handsome guy. Handsome guy.
- 50:59Speaker 6: Silver Fox. Did you guys, when you're reading this, could
- 51:02Speaker 6: you anticipate where it was going next? I could not.
- 51:05Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. I do think the internet subcultures are
- 51:10Speaker 1: some of my favorite rabbit holes to go down because
- 51:13Speaker 1: it always is wild and unexpected. So anytime anyone has
- 51:17Speaker 1: found like a niche community drama, please send it, email
- 51:22Speaker 1: it to me because I want to know.
- 51:23Speaker 2: Yeah, this should be one of our pillars.
- 51:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:26Speaker 2: Random Richard Nixon stories, internet subcultures. Yeah. extreme fandom and belonging.
- 51:32Speaker 2: I think earnestly, like that is what a lot of
- 51:34Speaker 2: these episodes are people looking for something to latch onto.
- 51:38Speaker 6: And also like when they made the point, maybe the
- 51:40Speaker 6: author is wrong about like why JK Rowling, I was like,
- 51:44Speaker 6: I think the culture would agree with you. And you know,
- 51:46Speaker 6: this also speaks to like our modern reading of culture
- 51:48Speaker 6: where people are like, no, I own this more than
- 51:50Speaker 6: the author. I'm sorry. They stopped when they stopped typing.
- 51:52Speaker 6: So now it's ours.
- 51:55Speaker 2: Very special episodes is made by some very special people.
- 51:59Speaker 2: This show is hosted by Dana Schwartz, Zarin Burnett, and
- 52:03Speaker 2: Jason English. Our senior producer is Josh Fisher. Today's episode
- 52:08Speaker 2: was written by Katie Maddy. Our story editor is Virginia Prescott.
- 52:14Speaker 2: Editing and sound design by Jonathan Washington. Additional editing by
- 52:19Speaker 2: Josh Fisher and the Mary Dew. Special thanks to our guest, Dr.
- 52:25Speaker 2: Zoe Alderton, author of Snapewives and Snapeism, a fiction-based religion
- 52:29Speaker 2: within the Harry Potter fandom. If you enjoyed today's episode,
- 52:32Speaker 2: you should go check that out. Gotta give some love
- 52:35Speaker 2: to our voice actors. Jonathan Washington as Snape, Josh Fisher
- 52:39Speaker 2: as Lucius Malfoy, Bea Haskins as Rose, and Katie Maddy
- 52:44Speaker 2: as Conchita. Mixing and mastering by Jonathan Washington. Original music
- 52:49Speaker 2: by Elise McCoy. Show logo by Lucy Quintanilla. Executive producer
- 52:54Speaker 2: is Jason English. Very Special Episodes is a production of
- 52:58Speaker 2: iHeart Podcasts.