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DONKEY: Man ‘Accidentally’ Delivered Cup Of Urine Instead Of Chick-Fil-A Milkshake · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I was donkey up to today's Damn the he hogged.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for donkey, I mean trying to be donky today.
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  Speaker 1: No more.
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  Speaker 2: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not making these people do these.
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  Speaker 3: Days called donkey of the day, and it really caught
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  Speaker 3: me off guard.
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  Speaker 1: Damn the man who got the donkey out of.
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  Speaker 4: Day today, well, jess hilarious donkey today for Thursday, November
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  Speaker 4: second goes to an unidentified grubhub driver and the man
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  Speaker 4: who ordered from Grubhub named Khalib Woods, and I let
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  Speaker 4: the record show I don't believe grubhub was responsible for this.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, Grubhub released.
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  Speaker 2: The statement and said we took commediate action with the
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  Speaker 2: driver and ended his contract with us for following up
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  Speaker 2: with the customer to apologize and are coaching the representative
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  Speaker 2: who was previously in touch with the customer.
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  Speaker 1: Now why am I leading with grubhub statement? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just felt like it would make your story more intriguing.
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  Speaker 2: You can't make you wonder what did the driver do?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Khaleive Woods?
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  Speaker 1: What did he? What did the driver do to Khalib Woods?
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  Speaker 1: All right? That grub Hub would release.
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  Speaker 2: A statement like this, Well, if you want to know,
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  Speaker 2: let's go to ABC please.
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  Speaker 5: And also, we are hearing from a man who claims
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  Speaker 5: he ordered a milkshake on grubhub but got a cup
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  Speaker 5: full of urine instead. Caleb Wood saying that he ordered
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  Speaker 5: a Chick fil A sandwich, fries, and a milkshake through Grubhub. Well,
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  Speaker 5: when he started eating his meal, he put the straw
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  Speaker 5: in his cup and says he took a sip and
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  Speaker 5: immediately realized he had gotten a cup of warm urine.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, did you confuse the cups? Because like this, it's
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  Speaker 1: half full of me?
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  Speaker 5: What going on to say? The driver admitted that he
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  Speaker 5: works long hours and doesn't take bathroom breaks, so he
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  Speaker 5: urinates in a cup. ABC four reached out to Grubhub
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  Speaker 5: as well for a response, and in a statement they
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  Speaker 5: responded with saying, in part, this is unacceptable and we
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  Speaker 5: have absolutely no tolerance for this or any type of
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  Speaker 5: misconduct on Grubhub. We took immediate action with the driver
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  Speaker 5: and ended his contract with us.
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  Speaker 2: So much done pack here? Wow as well, let's be
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  Speaker 2: a lesson to all of y'all. This is why you
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  Speaker 2: must hip. Okay, even though it was an honest mistake
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  Speaker 2: I believe by the driver just definitely shows the amount
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  Speaker 2: of power these food delivery people have.
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  Speaker 1: So y'all should be tipping all right, you know the model.
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  Speaker 2: If you're not tipping me, you end up sipping pe Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that mode. They don't ever drip
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  Speaker 1: drip drip, like, don't you never heard the model?
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  Speaker 2: Well, since we don't know this driver's name, you should
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  Speaker 2: give him one. Just hilarious. You're good with this type
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  Speaker 2: of stuff. What are you thinking? What's this driver who
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  Speaker 2: peed in the cups?
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  Speaker 1: Name?
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  Speaker 2: P Diddy, p Diddy, Pistol Pete Pistol, Pete, pd Pablo.
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  Speaker 1: And Browns? Where should we go with? I like all
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  Speaker 1: of them?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Now, I'm not the highest greed to weed in
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  Speaker 2: the dispensary.
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  Speaker 1: Know I might as strongest avenger.
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  Speaker 2: But the reason Khalid has to get some of this
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  Speaker 2: heat hard too, is because Khalive, you ordered a milkshake.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm lactose in tolerance, so I can't enjoy Chick
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  Speaker 2: fil a milkshakes like I used to. But I've had
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  Speaker 2: the cookies and cream milkshake from Chick fil A. I've
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  Speaker 2: had the peach, not the one I would risk uncontrollable
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  Speaker 2: diarrhea for was that banana pudding milkshake.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all ever had that one?
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  Speaker 6: Ooh?
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  Speaker 2: That was on the menu for just a limited time,
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  Speaker 2: But look at God, that thing was something serious.
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  Speaker 1: You hear me?
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  Speaker 2: Now, I'm saying all this about milkshakes for one reason
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  Speaker 2: and one reason.
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  Speaker 1: Only. Milkshakes are thicker in kindergarten pencils.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, milkshakes are thicker in saucy santana in a skim's
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  Speaker 2: body suit.
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  Speaker 1: There is no reason for you to be sipping.
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  Speaker 2: A yellowish colored what I would assume warm beverage from
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  Speaker 2: Chick fil A. You know you didn't order elimonade. So
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  Speaker 2: for you to even sip that and think it was
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  Speaker 2: a milkshake and not know it was pee, did you
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  Speaker 2: not smell it first? Like this scuba driver must drink
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  Speaker 2: nothing but water. Okay, he must have never had no
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  Speaker 2: asparagus in his life. The only other explanation for you
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  Speaker 2: mistaken pea for a milkshake was maybe, just maybe that
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  Speaker 2: wasn't pea. This driver clean used to to take bathroom bricks,
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  Speaker 2: so he just peas and cups, which I think is
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  Speaker 2: bs because when you're a man in the world is
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  Speaker 2: your we can whip out in p Anyway, if you
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  Speaker 2: looked in that cup and you saw something that was
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  Speaker 2: whitish in color and reminded you of a milkshake, and
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  Speaker 2: that might have been some cocksnot okay, a that might
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  Speaker 2: have been some high fruit toast porn syrup. You hit
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  Speaker 2: me pearl jam all right, because there ain't no way.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know if this was anonymous, honest mistake,
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  Speaker 2: all right, Pee diddy a Pete Pablo or Pitts Brown
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  Speaker 2: or whatever just called him.
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  Speaker 1: He just happened to be peeing in the Chick fil
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  Speaker 1: a cup all day, Like.
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  Speaker 2: Don't these drivers deliver for more than one restaurant?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I do, right, Yes, you.
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  Speaker 2: Just happened to be peeing in the Chick fil a
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  Speaker 2: cup on the same day you was ordering the Chick
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  Speaker 2: fil A somebody. I don't know if this might have
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  Speaker 2: been an honest mistake. It feels pe meditated, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Please give this former grubhubb driver and Khalie Woods the
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  Speaker 2: sweet sounds of the Hamilton's police.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the doge.
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  Speaker 6: The dogee.
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  Speaker 3: All the envy was disgusted.
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  Speaker 1: The color of your They stop it. I just got
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  Speaker 1: one question that is so rude. I just got one question.
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  Speaker 7: How do you know what Saucy Santana looks like?
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  Speaker 2: And y'all don't have an imagination. I mean, come on,
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  Speaker 2: you don't have an imagination. You see Saucy Santana. I
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  Speaker 2: have a vivid imagination. I was thinking the things that
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  Speaker 2: would thick. Now, come on now, Saucy Satan in the
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  Speaker 2: skims body suit?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, doctor, doctor who Why had to be saucy?
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  Speaker 3: Why we couldn't say nobody else like Gabby, Like we
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  Speaker 3: can't say that. Why we gotta go to the street
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  Speaker 3: to saucy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like objectifying women, objectified menu my old at.
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  Speaker 4: All?
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  Speaker 7: Right, well, thank you for that, donkey today, b e T.
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  Speaker 7: We'll see y'all later. We'll see them all piece b
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  Speaker 7: T piece. Then you be et, y'all be the here tomorrow,
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  Speaker 7: bron all right, everybody else eight hundred five A five
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  Speaker 7: one oh five one.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Jesse Larrus came up with this based on a
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  Speaker 2: true story. I think we were happening on a true
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  Speaker 2: Baltimore love story.
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  Speaker 7: We were having a great conversation behind the scenes, very intelligent,
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  Speaker 7: intellectual conversation, and you want to tell them what we
• 6:29
  Speaker 7: were discussing behind the scenes, basically, so which.
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  Speaker 3: One case we be I'll be discussing a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: If your baby father and your boyfriend is fighting, who
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  Speaker 3: do you help?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how.
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  Speaker 6: We just talking about love story, talking about this bud,
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  Speaker 6: this sea. I said, what are you talking about, Jess?
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  Speaker 6: So on there eight hundred five A five one o
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  Speaker 6: five one.
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  Speaker 3: What is the question, Jess, If your baby daddy and
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  Speaker 3: your boyfriend is fighting, who do you help?
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  Speaker 1: And do you feel bad? Who did you help? I've
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  Speaker 1: never been in that situation.
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  Speaker 3: So you're asking me hypothetically, I'm gonna I'm gonna help
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  Speaker 3: the baby daddy because it's like, all right, why are
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  Speaker 3: you trying to fight?
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  Speaker 6: Wrong?
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  Speaker 7: So your new boyfriend right now is fighting your baby daddy.
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  Speaker 7: You helping your baby daddy?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely wrong. Can't fight, ain't know what not stopping? You're
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  Speaker 1: fighting all day me and wrong to take Chris dad.
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  Speaker 1: I had a neighbor named Julio Man. Me and Julio
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  Speaker 1: would fight all day long. No, his name is Chris's
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  Speaker 1: name is not Julia. Know what I'm saying? My old neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, I say, all day, all day,
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  Speaker 1: all day. He should have been a middleweight champion, now
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  Speaker 1: that I think about it, he was. He was fighting
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  Speaker 1: you all day. What your name? I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: You were just letting him get at you all day.
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  Speaker 1: That's all we want to do is fight. That's all
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to do is get at you all day,
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  Speaker 1: all day. He was day be on me.
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  Speaker 7: Do you imagine him and the skims outfit as well?
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  Speaker 7: Just question, all day, all day you do eight hundred
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  Speaker 7: and five eighty five more five one, let's discuss. It's
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  Speaker 7: the breakfast club. Good warning, the breakfast Club.