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- 0:00Speaker 1: The hob Aking Big Show Show thanks to crape Worthy
- 0:04Speaker 1: street food freshly made with Reburger.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Don't fight.
- 0:10Speaker 3: It's time to go over size.
- 0:12Speaker 2: This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, This is the biggest, biggest,
- 0:15Speaker 2: shot Big Show with Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and Key Oh,
- 0:25Speaker 2: good morning New Zealand. Great to have your company. There's
- 0:28Speaker 2: Friday morning. It is the twenty sixth of August. Oh,
- 0:32Speaker 2: what did I say, AUGUSTA? I want a bone to
- 0:37Speaker 2: pack right up?
- 0:38Speaker 4: No?
- 0:38Speaker 5: No, are you great? ALTI please, We've got to do
- 0:44Speaker 5: the Bunning's trade stuff.
- 0:46Speaker 6: Man.
- 0:46Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, Jason Man, Morning New Zealand.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Great to have your company this Friday morning. It is
- 0:52Speaker 2: the twenty six of war. Ah am I saying August.
- 0:57Speaker 5: Because Tugs written August on your sheet.
- 1:00Speaker 2: That was my bone to pick and he's written the
- 1:05Speaker 2: twenty fifth of all.
- 1:06Speaker 5: That's terrible.
- 1:07Speaker 2: That is shocking. I'm over. There's crack. I'm not showing
- 1:11Speaker 2: this show.
- 1:11Speaker 5: Pugs, Pugs, Pugs, Can you play the show opener again?
- 1:16Speaker 5: I was going to play the apology music. Okay, we'll
- 1:19Speaker 5: read it. Yeah, here we go.
- 1:23Speaker 1: It's time to go off size.
- 1:25Speaker 2: This is not the biggest, biggest, Fist, The Biggest, Biggest Shot.
- 1:29Speaker 5: Big Show with Jason Hoys, Mike.
- 1:31Speaker 7: Minogue and.
- 1:35Speaker 5: Good Morning New Zealand.
- 1:37Speaker 2: Well, hang on, what that's my Joe?
- 1:39Speaker 5: I just figure if you're going to cock it up,
- 1:40Speaker 5: I'll do it.
- 1:42Speaker 2: I'm going to do it. Okay, stay, you can do it.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Good Morning New Zealand, play TV Company this anything. It's
- 1:53Speaker 2: the twenty sixth of September. Though my sheet doesn't say that.
- 1:58Speaker 2: I hope you're woken up feeling tickety boo. You're listening
- 2:02Speaker 2: to the Big Show, doing the book for show brought
- 2:05Speaker 2: to you by Bunning's Trade.
- 2:07Speaker 8: Load up on landscaping with Bunning's Trade.
- 2:14Speaker 2: Oh keezy, here are you going? Man? I mean a
- 2:17Speaker 2: bit of a bit of a rocky start there, buddy.
- 2:19Speaker 2: But yeah, we just pil on, don't we.
- 2:22Speaker 5: There's nothing better than when you start rough and then
- 2:24Speaker 5: you correct it and then at the end of the
- 2:26Speaker 5: day you walk out of that studio and everyone's applauding.
- 2:28Speaker 5: They won't ever remember the start of the show. I
- 2:31Speaker 5: mean I will. I'll be thinking about it all day.
- 2:33Speaker 5: I'll be listening to the podcast.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Well I'm a perfectionist, as you know, so I'm going
- 2:39Speaker 2: to be iffing and Jeff and all the way home
- 2:41Speaker 2: about that. And I want to be blaming pugs too.
- 2:43Speaker 2: You threw me under the bus there, and you're wearing
- 2:46Speaker 2: a stupid hat.
- 2:47Speaker 5: There's no rope on it. Man. Yeah, that's great, thank you.
- 2:51Speaker 5: It's about motorbikes. Thanks Chris. You're looking good though. Jase,
- 2:54Speaker 5: you've just got your your cozy sweater on. That's not
- 2:57Speaker 5: that's not a I'm not having a jab you, just
- 2:59Speaker 5: like you got your cozy sweater on.
- 3:01Speaker 2: A bit of a story about the sweater. Actually, I
- 3:03Speaker 2: bought it on the weekend when I went over to
- 3:05Speaker 2: way Heiki because it was freezing and I was wearing
- 3:07Speaker 2: a very thin shirt and my wife said, what is
- 3:10Speaker 2: going by you a sweater? Because my nipples were aching
- 3:13Speaker 2: from the cold. And I bought the special the sweater
- 3:17Speaker 2: and it was on special. And then when I went
- 3:19Speaker 2: to pay for it, it didn't go through and I said,
- 3:21Speaker 2: hang on, that was on special and she said, not
- 3:23Speaker 2: that color.
- 3:24Speaker 5: Ah, it was filthy.
- 3:26Speaker 9: Two things, it's a hoodie, not a sweater.
- 3:29Speaker 5: That was my fault. I said, sweater.
- 3:31Speaker 2: See everyone's throwing me under the back seat.
- 3:33Speaker 8: And secondly, you can tell it's cozy because it's already
- 3:35Speaker 8: pilling around the hood there.
- 3:38Speaker 5: Jess has been wearing that non stop. Have you even
- 3:41Speaker 5: to Beard? Ah?
- 3:42Speaker 2: Yeah? Man?
- 3:43Speaker 5: Can I just say, how are you doing? New Zealand
- 3:45Speaker 5: three four eights Give us a text as well, Sorry, pugs,
- 3:48Speaker 5: How are you doing? Man? Yeah, I'm good? Thank you?
- 3:50Speaker 5: Really good? Sweet Now, how about the rest of our
- 3:52Speaker 5: beautiful country? How are you doing? Three four eight three?
- 3:54Speaker 5: Give us a text of us? Now, what you're up
- 3:56Speaker 5: to this morning? How things are going, whether you're enjoying
- 3:58Speaker 5: the Big Show, doing breakfast? If I can just say,
- 4:01Speaker 5: great show so far.
- 4:03Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Let us know how you're getting on. How are you
- 4:09Speaker 2: feeling this morning, New Zealand three four eight three. You're
- 4:12Speaker 2: feeling good about the day? You're feeling shithouse?
- 4:15Speaker 8: Speaking of feeling shithouse, jas, yeah, Let me just apologize
- 4:19Speaker 8: for that whole debarcle in the start there.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I mean I should have known better.
- 4:23Speaker 2: I should know what the date is punksan and you
- 4:26Speaker 2: know my brain hasn't woken up yet. That's a problem.
- 4:29Speaker 8: If it makes you feel any better. The rundown yesterday
- 4:32Speaker 8: also see it August and you still nailed it, man. Yeah, yeah,
- 4:36Speaker 8: I do wonder if I'm cut out for this breakfast stuff,
- 4:38Speaker 8: fellas after the morning that I've had, and now for
- 4:42Speaker 8: people that regularly get up at this time, this is
- 4:44Speaker 8: going to sound real punishing, which is everyone listening, which
- 4:46Speaker 8: is literally everyone listening. However, I'm on drive time, so
- 4:49Speaker 8: I get up at eight o'clock every day, and I
- 4:51Speaker 8: go to be very very late because we do the
- 4:53Speaker 8: drive show usually. And now I set my alarm for
- 4:56Speaker 8: about what four thirty this morning, and got up, got really,
- 5:01Speaker 8: got in the shower. I got it up, got out
- 5:06Speaker 8: of the shower, did all my did all my bits,
- 5:08Speaker 8: and put some moisturizer on just so I didn't feel
- 5:10Speaker 8: crusty because it's the morning, you know what I mean,
- 5:12Speaker 8: put my cool outfit on and my cool hat, and
- 5:15Speaker 8: packed my lunch, got my laptop, and then stood in
- 5:18Speaker 8: the hall and checked my phone and it was two o'clock.
- 5:20Speaker 5: No, are you serious? Not five o'clock. Did you know
- 5:24Speaker 5: at any point look at your phone?
- 5:25Speaker 8: I did look at my phone. I turned my alarm
- 5:27Speaker 8: off when I got alarm for two.
- 5:29Speaker 5: I woke up.
- 5:30Speaker 8: Thinking my alarm went off, got up, turned it off,
- 5:33Speaker 8: saw that it said four point forty as.
- 5:34Speaker 5: The alarm, not the time.
- 5:36Speaker 8: Yeah, And then got out of bed and got in
- 5:37Speaker 8: the shower and got ready, and I was standing in
- 5:40Speaker 8: my hallway like a massive decade.
- 5:41Speaker 5: I've never ever even heard of anyone doing that. That's amazing.
- 5:45Speaker 5: Out the gate.
- 5:45Speaker 8: I was standing there just holding my little briefcase, just like,
- 5:48Speaker 8: what am I going to do now?
- 5:51Speaker 2: Wow?
- 5:52Speaker 8: So I took my head off and I got back
- 5:54Speaker 8: into bed, like the top layer of my bed and
- 5:56Speaker 8: pulled the blanket up and tried to go back to sleep.
- 5:59Speaker 5: My guess is you didn't get any extra sleep.
- 6:01Speaker 8: I did get back to sleep for about twenty minutes,
- 6:04Speaker 8: and it was just horrific nightmares.
- 6:05Speaker 5: Right, it was so good.
- 6:08Speaker 2: I've done the thing when I've been filming and stuff,
- 6:11Speaker 2: and that's you know, they're terrible hours. You have to
- 6:13Speaker 2: be on set at like five o'clock in the morning
- 6:15Speaker 2: and Manakau, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's terrible.
- 6:22Speaker 2: And I've done the set the alarm but to the PM,
- 6:25Speaker 2: not the AM.
- 6:26Speaker 5: Oh, that'll do it. And you've missed you've been late?
- 6:30Speaker 2: Yes, And I get a call on my phone on set,
- 6:33Speaker 2: going where are you jas.
- 6:37Speaker 5: My god, right, and then how long would it take
- 6:39Speaker 5: you to get ready because you're way out west, you're
- 6:41Speaker 5: deep out west or.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Deep in the bush, a deep well. In that sort
- 6:46Speaker 2: of scenario, I can react. I'm very good at reacting,
- 6:48Speaker 2: and it's just do stution them out there.
- 6:51Speaker 5: Right, Okay.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Have you had any disasters in the morning, Keezy?
- 6:54Speaker 9: Ah?
- 6:55Speaker 5: No, I don't think so. I'm usually a pretty onto
- 6:57Speaker 5: it employee, Like I'll get here on time this morning. Literally,
- 7:02Speaker 5: you set my alarm for I think ten to five,
- 7:04Speaker 5: woke up at ten to five, straight in the shower,
- 7:06Speaker 5: get changed, here at work, ready to go, and I
- 7:09Speaker 5: know the date. Well, good for you, it's so cool, man,
- 7:13Speaker 5: that's great. Goody, you're a man. Keezy Hey, keep those
- 7:17Speaker 5: texts coming on three four eight three. By the way,
- 7:18Speaker 5: want to know how your morning's going.
- 7:22Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 7:25Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodakey.
- 7:28Speaker 2: It's time for the history of Yesterday, Today, tomorrow, timaru.
- 7:34Speaker 5: Ah, Oh yeah, gos rules man Hey Fellas. On this
- 7:41Speaker 5: day in nineteen eighty one, American tennis player Serena Williams
- 7:44Speaker 5: was born. Oh, happy birthday. Serena, she doesn't listen to
- 7:48Speaker 5: the show.
- 7:48Speaker 2: Man, Come on, ah, how do you know that man
- 7:52Speaker 2: could be amazed that people that listen to the show keezy.
- 7:55Speaker 5: I'm amazed anyone listens to the show funny, so, Serena Williams,
- 8:01Speaker 5: not really. I went to the old tennis here in
- 8:03Speaker 5: Auckland at the What's was it the A's to Heineken Open?
- 8:07Speaker 5: What a while ago? If it was the old tennis?
- 8:09Speaker 5: This was about five years ago, pugs correct. And I
- 8:14Speaker 5: was in the I was in a corporate box from
- 8:16Speaker 5: a sponsor of our TV show at that time. Very
- 8:18Speaker 5: lucky to be there. Nipped out to go wheeze, and
- 8:23Speaker 5: this lady came out of the opposite door, right next
- 8:25Speaker 5: to the men's door, and I was, oh, sorry after you,
- 8:26Speaker 5: and it was Serena Williams mind blown.
- 8:31Speaker 2: I was in a nightclub and there we go.
- 8:35Speaker 5: Now you go in Australia, you don't go to nightclubs.
- 8:40Speaker 2: And as I came out of the nightclub, this other
- 8:43Speaker 2: person came out of the nightclub. Guess who it was.
- 8:46Speaker 9: The same nightclub or the nightclub opicer the.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Same night club Kylie Minogue and I went, oh good,
- 8:52Speaker 2: A just been for Weze have you.
- 8:54Speaker 5: Did you go? Old Mogi? Also on this day, now,
- 9:01Speaker 5: this is interesting Stenner's love. Petrov, a Soviet military officer,
- 9:05Speaker 5: this is the nineteen eighty three, decided that a computer
- 9:08Speaker 5: warning about a US missile strike on the Soviet Union
- 9:10Speaker 5: was a false alarm. This is the closest the world
- 9:13Speaker 5: has ever until like right now, obviously has ever come
- 9:15Speaker 5: to like a full all out World War three. Because
- 9:19Speaker 5: his job was to notice whenever a US missile strike
- 9:22Speaker 5: was happening on the Soviet Union and straightaway call the
- 9:25Speaker 5: president or who was in charge of the Soviet Union,
- 9:27Speaker 5: not the president, who woul that beat putin No, this
- 9:30Speaker 5: is in the eighties. I don't know, my history is terrible,
- 9:33Speaker 5: but basically called straight to the government and then they
- 9:35Speaker 5: would instantly fire back on the US, targeting major cities
- 9:38Speaker 5: like New York, Washington and la. However, he was like,
- 9:41Speaker 5: hang on, this is so weird. Why how the hell
- 9:43Speaker 5: is this happening. He decided to just ignore it and
- 9:47Speaker 5: it was a false alarm. You mentioned if you got
- 9:50Speaker 5: that wrong one undercent. That single guy stopped that from happening.
- 9:55Speaker 5: It's amazing. On this day of nineteen sixty nine, the
- 9:57Speaker 5: Beatles released Abbey Road, which was the last recorded album,
- 10:02Speaker 5: and then It Says Here Let It Be was mostly
- 10:04Speaker 5: recorded earlier than abbey Road was released later, but Abby
- 10:07Speaker 5: Road was the last time they got together recorded an
- 10:08Speaker 5: album and it was released on this day, nineteen sixty nine. Jays,
- 10:11Speaker 5: how old were you then?
- 10:13Speaker 2: Come on?
- 10:14Speaker 10: Man?
- 10:15Speaker 2: What I was nowhere? Never being born at that stage? Keezy?
- 10:20Speaker 5: That's right because you're forty one A So your birthdays
- 10:22Speaker 5: on Sunday? Actually no, like what year?
- 10:25Speaker 2: Pardon?
- 10:27Speaker 5: Also on this day in fifteen eighty, how old were you?
- 10:30Speaker 5: The Njason? After nearly three years see English Admiral Sir
- 10:35Speaker 5: Francis Drake arrived in Plymouth Harbor, England, completing a circumnavigation
- 10:38Speaker 5: of the world. That is your history of today, tomorrow
- 10:41Speaker 5: and tomorrow as well.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Well done man, thank you.
- 10:44Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 10:48Speaker 1: in four on Radio Holarky.
- 10:51Speaker 2: How good it's Friday? A fels are absolutely are you
- 10:53Speaker 2: fizzing about that?
- 10:54Speaker 5: I personally am. Straight after the show, I'm driving down
- 10:58Speaker 5: to Towdunner nice, how good, Pop into taoa Mutu and
- 11:01Speaker 5: visit a motorbike man to get some parts from a motorbike.
- 11:04Speaker 5: How cool is that, Fellas. Then I'll be going to
- 11:09Speaker 5: see the parents and then I'll be going out for
- 11:10Speaker 5: dinner tonight, So I personally am for is that? What
- 11:12Speaker 5: are you doing that? Pugs me? Personally? Are you covering
- 11:14Speaker 5: our show again? No?
- 11:16Speaker 8: Right, No, I believe Angelina Gray is going to be
- 11:18Speaker 8: popping in to cover the big show, God for more iconic.
- 11:21Speaker 5: Moments for her to play there.
- 11:23Speaker 8: And then I've got a couple of beast mates driving
- 11:26Speaker 8: up from Wellington today coming to stay with me for
- 11:27Speaker 8: the weekend for my best mate's thirtieth tomorrow.
- 11:30Speaker 5: Well that sounds very excited, Yeah, Jace.
- 11:32Speaker 2: I was he having a birthday tomorrow?
- 11:33Speaker 5: Is he my mate?
- 11:35Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 11:35Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, what it's just we all know his birthdays today, Jace.
- 11:39Speaker 2: It's just that, you know it's I think you guys
- 11:42Speaker 2: are bluffing. I don't think you're doing any of the
- 11:43Speaker 2: stuff you just talked about because it's my birthday on Sunday, Jace.
- 11:46Speaker 5: It is your birthday on Sunday. You're turning forty forty one,
- 11:50Speaker 5: forty one, and the one thing you don't want for
- 11:54Speaker 5: your birthday is anyone from work showing up. You want
- 11:56Speaker 5: to be alone. I know this for a fact. So
- 11:58Speaker 5: we've decided to we all we were all going to
- 12:00Speaker 5: do a surprise party for you, but we've decided and
- 12:02Speaker 5: stared to just leave you to it and barely even
- 12:04Speaker 5: mention it. And that's the best gift you'd get. You're welcome.
- 12:06Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't want you guys to feel
- 12:08Speaker 2: like you can't do anything or get me anything. You
- 12:11Speaker 2: know when people say no, don't get me anything. I'm
- 12:13Speaker 2: not one of those people. I mean, if you guys
- 12:16Speaker 2: want us, you know, do a surprise party, or if
- 12:19Speaker 2: you want us sort of buy me stuff, fill your boots.
- 12:22Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to stifle you guys in
- 12:24Speaker 2: any way in terms of celebrating what it's a very
- 12:27Speaker 2: significant birthday, my forty first.
- 12:30Speaker 5: Well, but the thing is, Jason, if we're going to
- 12:32Speaker 5: do a surprise party, I need to talk to your
- 12:34Speaker 5: wife and it will likely be at your house.
- 12:36Speaker 2: Oh you know, let's not do that.
- 12:40Speaker 9: How about the gift of peace and quiet, Jess and
- 12:42Speaker 9: not hearing from us at all.
- 12:44Speaker 2: I'm actually going up to Munga Pi to hang out
- 12:46Speaker 2: with my mother in law, so that'll be really nice.
- 12:49Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
- 12:53Speaker 5: Sign for your latest sport headlines thanks to Export Ultra
- 12:56Speaker 5: the beer for here. Glory for the men's pair at
- 13:05Speaker 5: the Rowing World Championships in Shamphai.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Jase, stop putting on a voice.
- 13:10Speaker 5: I'm not putting on a voice. It's my it's my
- 13:12Speaker 5: quite clearly my voice. Can I have the music back player? Yeah?
- 13:16Speaker 2: Sure.
- 13:18Speaker 5: Glory for the men's pair at the Rowing World Championships
- 13:21Speaker 5: in Shanghai, a first step towards the LA Olympics. Oliver
- 13:24Speaker 5: Welsh and Ben Taylor have claimed gold ahead of second
- 13:27Speaker 5: place Romayne. Wallaby's coach Joe Schmid has questioned any doom
- 13:33Speaker 5: and gloom All Blacks verdicts as they prepare for tomorrow's
- 13:36Speaker 5: opening Glitterslow Cup rugby test at Eden Park. The home
- 13:39Speaker 5: side is coming off their heaviest defeat thirteen days ago
- 13:41Speaker 5: and Wellington against South Africa. Just in case you weren't
- 13:43Speaker 5: aware of that, however, Schmid says New Zealand was still
- 13:46Speaker 5: in the contest at the hour mark Live commentary with
- 13:48Speaker 5: the acc from five pm tomorrow on Radio hodak In
- 13:50Speaker 5: I Heart Radio well.
- 13:52Speaker 2: I expect the All Blacks to be human. If they
- 13:55Speaker 2: don't come out with a head of steam on, I'm
- 13:57Speaker 2: going to be furious.
- 13:58Speaker 5: You want them to come out waste?
- 14:02Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 14:02Speaker 2: Why not?
- 14:02Speaker 5: Like when I entertaining rugby keys, That would be hilarious.
- 14:07Speaker 5: Steve Footy, I'd love that. What did you call them?
- 14:10Speaker 5: They all the I don't know anyway. Third place Hawks
- 14:16Speaker 5: Bay have beaten twelfth ranked Auckland forty five to twenty
- 14:18Speaker 5: eight at McLean Park to open round nine of rugby's
- 14:20Speaker 5: in PC. And finally, Georgia Miller has returned to fitness
- 14:25Speaker 5: to start an open side flanker for the Black fans
- 14:27Speaker 5: and tomorrow night's World Cup playoff for third against France
- 14:30Speaker 5: at Twickenham. Those are your latest sport headlines thanks to
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- 14:35Speaker 2: Great stuff.
- 14:35Speaker 4: Keys.
- 14:36Speaker 2: He Actually, I'm ready fizzing about this All Black Test match.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Give us your score predictions, New Zealand on three four
- 14:41Speaker 2: eight three. I mean it's at Eden Park, so it's
- 14:44Speaker 2: a given we're gonna win for a start. No, you
- 14:45Speaker 2: can't talk like that because we haven't lost here. I
- 14:48Speaker 2: think if I'm correct, it's like eighty seven years actually
- 14:51Speaker 2: eighty eight years. Oh, eighty eight years. Damn it, I
- 14:53Speaker 2: knew it was something like that.
- 14:54Speaker 5: Yeah. See, this is the issue with all blacks fans,
- 14:56Speaker 5: and you just go, oh, we're gonna win it, and
- 14:57Speaker 5: you expect to win it.
- 14:58Speaker 2: No, but it's eating part though, No doesn't. No one
- 15:00Speaker 2: else is allowed to win an eating part.
- 15:02Speaker 7: I know.
- 15:02Speaker 5: But that's the difference between all black fans of Warriors fans.
- 15:04Speaker 5: As I go, We're probably gonna blow this massively by
- 15:07Speaker 5: thirty points because I'm a Warriors fan.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's because the Warriors suck.
- 15:13Speaker 5: Well yeah, but I mean no, not that I mean yeah, but.
- 15:21Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 15:25Speaker 5: Here you plenty of tasts coming through on three four
- 15:27Speaker 5: eight three on how people's mornings are fellers. And also
- 15:30Speaker 5: I've noticed people commenting on the Big Show doing breakfast
- 15:33Speaker 5: for a Friday morning, What a pleasure to wake up
- 15:36Speaker 5: to you three stallions? Oh isn't that nice? That is lovely?
- 15:40Speaker 5: Than this one here says what's the frequency for the breeze?
- 15:44Speaker 5: So you know, with every compliment there is also the opposite.
- 15:47Speaker 2: Yeah, you get a slapping down, and so you should.
- 15:50Speaker 5: What about this backbone here feeling shagged had a big
- 15:53Speaker 5: day yesterday. I want more details than that.
- 15:56Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally yeah.
- 15:57Speaker 5: What were you up to morning feelers. I've been baking
- 16:00Speaker 5: pie since four am, so all the mighty backbones can
- 16:02Speaker 5: stop and grab a hearty bricky on their way to work.
- 16:05Speaker 5: Kia kaha.
- 16:06Speaker 2: And this is genuine. I have this fantasy actually of
- 16:09Speaker 2: being a baker. I think that would be a great life.
- 16:11Speaker 2: I mean the hours of crap, but getting up at
- 16:13Speaker 2: the cracker dawn and baking bread and pine that smells
- 16:17Speaker 2: How good, man?
- 16:18Speaker 5: How good? However, you currently have one of the easiest
- 16:22Speaker 5: jobs in the world and you still go if sake
- 16:26Speaker 5: every time you have to go to work. So waking
- 16:28Speaker 5: up and being at.
- 16:28Speaker 2: The baby you know, man, are you in my house? No?
- 16:31Speaker 2: How do you know I do that? Keezy?
- 16:33Speaker 5: I don't need to be in your house to know
- 16:35Speaker 5: that you do that.
- 16:35Speaker 8: Jays, every pie would just have hoody j spit particles
- 16:38Speaker 8: in it from him going before he puts the top on.
- 16:42Speaker 5: They'll be like, wow, these are heated naturally using size.
- 16:46Speaker 5: Good morning, glease here at work already, international freight forwarder
- 16:49Speaker 5: backbone looking forward to an early knockoff today. Then start
- 16:52Speaker 5: hydrating for an AB's thirteen plus victory. Yeah, man, totally
- 16:56Speaker 5: over Australia. Someone else has said Eden Park two Wallabies eleven.
- 17:02Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a very good call.
- 17:04Speaker 5: Actually, Morning Fellas sounding fantastic this morning, Pugsy Messi of
- 17:09Speaker 5: Backbone spit roasting the Morning and Drive show. What Jason
- 17:12Speaker 5: Tony pick up your game? Fellas. It's very confusing because
- 17:16Speaker 5: there's actually an announcer on our station called Tony already, Yes,
- 17:19Speaker 5: Tony of course, so like jokingly calling me Tony, you know,
- 17:22Speaker 5: it's a bit confusing for the listeners. I think we
- 17:24Speaker 5: just sort of drop it.
- 17:25Speaker 9: Well, I don't think he's joking because you are wearing
- 17:26Speaker 9: your Tony jacket as we speak.
- 17:28Speaker 5: I am on the right, that's true. Yeah yeah yeah so.
- 17:31Speaker 2: And weirdly you've got a sort of Tony kind of face.
- 17:34Speaker 5: The hell does that mean?
- 17:38Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 17:42Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.
- 17:44Speaker 5: An interesting investment opportunity for the Big Show. You guys
- 17:47Speaker 5: are keen When I said the Big Show, I think
- 17:50Speaker 5: it's more of a we all put our own personal
- 17:52Speaker 5: money in rather than try and get Holduki, who famously
- 17:55Speaker 5: have deep pockets to buy it for us, so it
- 17:57Speaker 5: is actually ours.
- 17:59Speaker 9: Now.
- 17:59Speaker 5: This happened a couple of days ago. It was a
- 18:01Speaker 5: luxury yacht. It was called Maritime. Oh clever, it's like
- 18:07Speaker 5: maritime with an O on the end of it. Maybe
- 18:09Speaker 5: it's mad Timur, but I doubt it. It's sunk near
- 18:12Speaker 5: Slipper Islands while being towed to fun today. Now, the
- 18:16Speaker 5: reason why this is interesting is because it's a it's
- 18:19Speaker 5: a it's a launch, twenty meter long launch, right, luxury yacht. Nice.
- 18:24Speaker 5: It sank for the second time, right, So this is
- 18:27Speaker 5: the second time that this launch has sank, which means
- 18:31Speaker 5: the value of this thing is through the floor. Like,
- 18:33Speaker 5: who's going to buy a boat that sunk twice?
- 18:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't say, you know, off the bat. It
- 18:38Speaker 2: doesn't sound like a great investment, no, I know. Now,
- 18:40Speaker 2: given a boat, you're buying a boat and it's sunk twice.
- 18:44Speaker 5: It had previously sunk in May near Todunger and was
- 18:47Speaker 5: salvaged months earlier. No fuel or oil was on board.
- 18:51Speaker 5: It was lying in four meters of water and was
- 18:53Speaker 5: anchor to prevent movements, so minimal movement under the water.
- 18:56Speaker 5: Only four meters down that's not that far. No, but
- 18:59Speaker 5: the thing is a usual yacht of this sort of
- 19:03Speaker 5: class of the size sells between two and three million dollars.
- 19:06Speaker 5: Oh jeez, So I'm suggesting we buy this one. We
- 19:09Speaker 5: throw them a you know, oh man, that it's Maritimo's
- 19:12Speaker 5: obviously got really bad juju.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Might a time more.
- 19:16Speaker 5: Yeah, it's obviously got terrible juju. We'll flick you out
- 19:20Speaker 5: of like fifteen thousand dollars.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Yes, well I've got yes, sweet, it's funny you should
- 19:24Speaker 2: talk about investments. I've got all my dog squad money
- 19:27Speaker 2: just sitting there, and I'm thinking to myself, what am
- 19:29Speaker 2: I going to do with that?
- 19:30Speaker 9: Yeah, Chris, and I've got all my big show producer money,
- 19:32Speaker 9: so I can probably front foot this.
- 19:34Speaker 2: And you've got Game of Two Halves money to get
- 19:36Speaker 2: rid of as well.
- 19:37Speaker 5: So I'm starting to think none of us have IDIO money.
- 19:40Speaker 5: If you're comparing it to Game of Two Halves money,
- 19:43Speaker 5: would you guys be keen? Obviously we need to change
- 19:46Speaker 5: the name because that's bad juju.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Well, actually, there is something in that sort of scenario
- 19:50Speaker 2: where you get something at its lowest eb yes, and
- 19:54Speaker 2: then you buy it, do it up to all its
- 19:57Speaker 2: glory because we could get your dad involved.
- 19:59Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good point. Like, so, for example, whoever
- 20:01Speaker 5: buys your house exactly?
- 20:04Speaker 2: You know my house is one of those houses that's
- 20:06Speaker 2: a real doer rapper Yeah yeah, yeah last year. I've
- 20:09Speaker 2: been there for like twenty ideas and I've never done
- 20:12Speaker 2: a rapper.
- 20:12Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah. And so your house is the equivalent
- 20:15Speaker 5: of a launch that's sunk twice and has been underwater.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Well, i'd say eight or nine times, right, you know
- 20:20Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
- 20:20Speaker 5: I've got a great name for it too, Yes, because
- 20:22Speaker 5: it can't swim, we call it hoidy Jake, what do
- 20:26Speaker 5: you think you guys?
- 20:27Speaker 4: Then?
- 20:29Speaker 5: Yeah, count me in maning Pugs. How much of that
- 20:32Speaker 5: fifteen grand I reckon fifteen is pretty reasonable? We'll probably
- 20:34Speaker 5: check your fifteen bucks fifteen dollars man, Jace, You've got
- 20:37Speaker 5: the rest of your dog squad money.
- 20:38Speaker 2: No worries man, Hell yeah, let's do it.
- 20:41Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
- 20:45Speaker 2: Let's talk TV what so on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
- 20:55Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, yes.
- 21:00Speaker 5: Yeah, what have you guys been watching on Telly?
- 21:02Speaker 2: Man?
- 21:03Speaker 5: Because Mogie's not here?
- 21:04Speaker 2: I've been continuing with the comedy series Brassic which I
- 21:07Speaker 2: just sort of stumbled upon, and it's basically the story
- 21:11Speaker 2: of a forgotten corner of northern England. Vinnie and his
- 21:15Speaker 2: mates are stone broke, driven to a life of pebby crime. Now,
- 21:20Speaker 2: I've got to say the main character, Vinnie, played by
- 21:23Speaker 2: Joseph Gilgen, is superb.
- 21:26Speaker 5: Really Yeah, He's one of those.
- 21:27Speaker 2: Lead actors that just has a lot of charisma and
- 21:30Speaker 2: you just warm to him. But what I really like
- 21:33Speaker 2: about this particular comedy series is very funny, and it's
- 21:37Speaker 2: stupid and funny, but every now and then they have
- 21:41Speaker 2: some very nice dramatic moments, and I always like comedies
- 21:45Speaker 2: that sort of can do that, play with the sort
- 21:48Speaker 2: of drama of it as well, and actually own it
- 21:51Speaker 2: a bit, not just sort of write it off.
- 21:53Speaker 5: Yeah right, It's like the famous one for me that
- 21:55Speaker 5: always jumps my mind is the final episode of Black
- 21:57Speaker 5: at a when they all go over the top and
- 22:00Speaker 5: it like, you know, that's been four seasons of them
- 22:01Speaker 5: taking the person, very very funny and then all of
- 22:03Speaker 5: a sudden at the end is very poignant. Yes, and
- 22:06Speaker 5: it almost hits harder when comedies do that.
- 22:08Speaker 2: I think it does actually, because you know, you're laughing
- 22:11Speaker 2: your ass off most of the time, and then all
- 22:12Speaker 2: of a sudden something really emotional and full on happens
- 22:15Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, because your volnis.
- 22:18Speaker 5: Where did you watch it?
- 22:19Speaker 2: I think it's a Netflix Netflix?
- 22:21Speaker 5: And how many we usually do the buzzy rating?
- 22:23Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 22:24Speaker 5: How many busies out of five do you give it?
- 22:25Speaker 2: Look, I'll give it a solid three point nine buzzies?
- 22:28Speaker 5: Right, okay, of good? Yeah, I have been watching and
- 22:31Speaker 5: I watched another episode last night on TV and Z
- 22:33Speaker 5: plus British sitcom. It's called Here We Go. It's from
- 22:37Speaker 5: the point of view of this ridiculous family, very disorganized
- 22:40Speaker 5: and this son wants to be a documentary filmmaker, so
- 22:43Speaker 5: every episode is shot from him in his handicam. Now,
- 22:45Speaker 5: I've just been reading the reviews. A lot of people
- 22:47Speaker 5: find the point of view angles and stuff make them
- 22:50Speaker 5: a bit queasy if you're prone to what's it call
- 22:52Speaker 5: when you get motions?
- 22:53Speaker 2: Motions?
- 22:54Speaker 5: Yes, I hate that, but it is absolutely hilarious. You've
- 22:59Speaker 5: got all these great actors from all these great TV shows,
- 23:02Speaker 5: British ones. You've got Tom Besden, who was an afterlife
- 23:04Speaker 5: Katherine Parkinson who was in the It Crowd, Jim Howard
- 23:07Speaker 5: was in six Education, and my favorite character Alison Stidman
- 23:11Speaker 5: who plays Pamela and Gavin and Stacey. If you enjoy
- 23:15Speaker 5: British humor, check out Here we Go on TV's in Plus.
- 23:19Speaker 5: I give it and I've four point two buzzies out
- 23:22Speaker 5: of five.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Siri, can you remind me to watch Here We Go? Please?
- 23:27Speaker 6: Oh?
- 23:27Speaker 5: You know you've got an android. You've got an android?
- 23:30Speaker 5: Speaking of androids, pugs, What did you watch? That's not
- 23:33Speaker 5: very nice?
- 23:33Speaker 6: Chris?
- 23:34Speaker 5: Why? I watched American Dad.
- 23:36Speaker 8: My sister finally gave me the code for Disney Plus account,
- 23:38Speaker 8: so I jump back on that and I watched the
- 23:40Speaker 8: episode where Stan is trying to make Steve, his son
- 23:43Speaker 8: a man, like, a more manly man, and so he
- 23:45Speaker 8: takes him on a kettle drive with his mates. But
- 23:48Speaker 8: what he doesn't know is all the cattle going to
- 23:50Speaker 8: the slaughterhouse have I think it's tuberculosis or mad cat disease,
- 23:54Speaker 8: and so Stan eating some of the jerkey from the cows,
- 23:56Speaker 8: goes mad.
- 23:57Speaker 5: It's really good. It's really good stuff.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Order's really into American Dad at the moment.
- 24:02Speaker 9: It's great it's great. It scratches my family. Guy.
- 24:06Speaker 5: That's good stuff. Fellas. Coming up after seven o'clock A
- 24:10Speaker 5: chance for you to join us potentially and Fiji to
- 24:12Speaker 5: play golf. We'll be playing a cute call. Get ready
- 24:14Speaker 5: to call eight hundred Haducky plus chance to win some
- 24:16Speaker 5: cash with the Hurdacky Breakfast, Mastermind, the.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
- 24:23Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hodarky in the Biggest Show,
- 24:29Speaker 1: Our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak Show with.
- 24:34Speaker 5: Jason and.
- 24:37Speaker 2: You'll welcome back here as a backbones. I hope your
- 24:41Speaker 2: Friday morning is going along, tickety boot. You're listening to
- 24:45Speaker 2: the Hodaki Big Show Breakfast brought to you by Bunning's Trade.
- 24:50Speaker 9: Load up on landscaping with Bummings Trade Bunning's Trade.
- 24:57Speaker 2: We've got some sacks of soil to give away, so
- 25:02Speaker 2: if you text us three for eight. Three have also
- 25:05Speaker 2: got gardening gloves for the people that are wanting to
- 25:08Speaker 2: know if we've still got the hose. We gave away
- 25:10Speaker 2: all the hose yesterday.
- 25:12Speaker 5: The hose are gone. Yeah, just on the sacks of soil. Jase.
- 25:15Speaker 5: I feel like like it's on us to be more
- 25:19Speaker 5: specific with what it actually is. It's potting mix, and
- 25:23Speaker 5: the sacks are four liters, so you can't just say soil.
- 25:28Speaker 5: You have to be very specific because people want different things,
- 25:30Speaker 5: you know, and they've very clearly sent over five bags
- 25:33Speaker 5: of potting mix and one bag of fertilizer.
- 25:36Speaker 2: Sorry, no, that's a really fair point, Keezy. Yeah, my
- 25:39Speaker 2: brains shut down at the moment. It's potting mix, four liters.
- 25:43Speaker 2: We've got four bags of that to give away, and
- 25:46Speaker 2: one bag of fertilizer and a bag of fertilizer.
- 25:48Speaker 9: Somebody's texting on three for three. Are you guys giving
- 25:50Speaker 9: away the snags? They sell out front? That was yesterday?
- 25:53Speaker 5: Yesterday?
- 25:54Speaker 2: Did you post those off, by the way.
- 25:55Speaker 8: Pugs most of them? Yes, I had to do drive
- 25:59Speaker 8: so I sort of that. There's a few that are
- 26:00Speaker 8: quite cold out there in the envelopes. They just need
- 26:02Speaker 8: to fart them off to the post office. You posted them,
- 26:05Speaker 8: Was that not the idea?
- 26:06Speaker 5: Well, you gotta curry them. It's a sausage. Could probably
- 26:08Speaker 5: gonna get cold. That's fine. People can reheat them.
- 26:10Speaker 9: You've got to ear fries now, man.
- 26:12Speaker 2: The bread will be all soggy though.
- 26:14Speaker 5: Pugs, well, hang on, did you put a sausage in
- 26:17Speaker 5: an envelope and then put it in a post box?
- 26:19Speaker 3: No?
- 26:19Speaker 8: I put the sausage in bread with the person's combination
- 26:23Speaker 8: onions and tomatoes was a mustard, and I put that
- 26:25Speaker 8: in the envelope.
- 26:26Speaker 5: You put it in an envelope, paper envelope and put
- 26:28Speaker 5: that into a post box. Yeah, that's what you asked
- 26:30Speaker 5: me to do. No, I asked you to put in
- 26:31Speaker 5: a courier bag, like, because now it just sounds ridiculous
- 26:33Speaker 5: putting a sausage into an envelope, you know, like whereas
- 26:36Speaker 5: you go, oh, it's going into a currier bag. Oh
- 26:38Speaker 5: that makes sense.
- 26:39Speaker 2: Hey, keasy, what's up? Packs has been working as ours off? Mate,
- 26:44Speaker 2: don't you be having a guard at them? I mean,
- 26:46Speaker 2: it is a stupid thing for him to put a
- 26:49Speaker 2: sausage in an envelope.
- 26:50Speaker 5: Come on, man, I mean it's.
- 26:51Speaker 2: A rocky mistake. Yeah.
- 26:52Speaker 5: And I remember when I put my first sausage in
- 26:54Speaker 5: an envelope.
- 26:55Speaker 8: You know, you guys ever heard the phrase many hands
- 26:58Speaker 8: make the sausages light work?
- 27:00Speaker 5: No, neither. Philly just made that up.
- 27:04Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 27:08Speaker 1: in four on radio.
- 27:10Speaker 5: Hoky, Hey, fell as, I was rummaging through some files
- 27:14Speaker 5: last night. Oh yeah, we've got a big drawer of
- 27:16Speaker 5: files at our places when we check you know, yeah,
- 27:19Speaker 5: sort of warranty manuals for appliances, things like that. Things
- 27:24Speaker 5: you think, Oh, I better keep this.
- 27:25Speaker 2: The one that you're talking about, the one underneath the deli.
- 27:28Speaker 5: Draw that's the one.
- 27:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:31Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the biggest draw we've got, and it's just
- 27:34Speaker 5: full of pieces of paper and we were looking for
- 27:35Speaker 5: a specific piece of paper. So we got all the
- 27:37Speaker 5: files out my wife and I was set on the
- 27:39Speaker 5: couch rifling through them all and my wife came across
- 27:43Speaker 5: one and she was like, what the hell's this and
- 27:45Speaker 5: then she cracked up laughing after reading it. It was
- 27:48Speaker 5: a doctor's note from an appointment that I had had
- 27:52Speaker 5: a number of years ago, about ten years ago. And
- 27:55Speaker 5: she instantly said, I'm going to send this to Jason
- 27:58Speaker 5: Pugs because I know Jason, you in particularly have a
- 28:03Speaker 5: soft spot for any ailments that young Kezy was facing.
- 28:06Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing. The breakfast audience might not
- 28:10Speaker 2: know this, but Keysy was a very sickly child. He
- 28:14Speaker 2: spent a large part of his time in a bubble. Yeah,
- 28:19Speaker 2: he had terrible knee x. No behind n.
- 28:23Speaker 5: It wasn't that bad.
- 28:25Speaker 2: Yeah. He also had.
- 28:26Speaker 5: You know, asthma, mar and swimmer's ear.
- 28:29Speaker 2: He basically had a nebulizer attached to his body at
- 28:32Speaker 2: all times.
- 28:33Speaker 5: I got my adenoids out out.
- 28:35Speaker 2: He was known as Wheezy Keysy.
- 28:38Speaker 5: No one called me Keesy before I started here, man,
- 28:41Speaker 5: but these things are all Wow, these things are true.
- 28:46Speaker 5: Completely forgot about this ailment, you know, when you've had
- 28:48Speaker 5: so many ailments, you forget. I'm going to read you
- 28:51Speaker 5: the description of what the doctor written down as a note.
- 28:54Speaker 5: I want you, guys to guess what ailment it was.
- 28:56Speaker 5: All right, developed pain while lifting washing machine. Worse after
- 29:01Speaker 5: eating large meals, avoid straining if possible.
- 29:06Speaker 9: What do you think that is worse after eating large meals?
- 29:09Speaker 2: That sounds well, it can be either two things from
- 29:13Speaker 2: my point of view, either herpes or gone area.
- 29:20Speaker 5: Look, I'm not I've never like I'm gonna be honest,
- 29:27Speaker 5: it's not either of those things. Can gotterea be worse
- 29:31Speaker 5: after large meals?
- 29:32Speaker 2: Yes?
- 29:33Speaker 5: Oh really you've had it?
- 29:35Speaker 2: Well, No, just from what you've told me in the past,
- 29:37Speaker 2: what I've.
- 29:38Speaker 5: Told you at the past you've.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Had, you know, when you had gone area and then
- 29:42Speaker 2: you had the really hot spicy noodles, that's right, And
- 29:45Speaker 2: it was just atrocity, and I was.
- 29:47Speaker 5: Like, oh, I shouldn't have been those noodles. So many noodles.
- 29:49Speaker 5: I start because my gottorreea flared up. That's right, I forgot.
- 29:53Speaker 5: It's not that.
- 29:54Speaker 7: No.
- 29:54Speaker 5: And also, you don't develop pain from gonorea after lifting
- 29:58Speaker 5: a washing machine. I don't think you can do once again,
- 30:01Speaker 5: how do you know?
- 30:02Speaker 2: Because you told me.
- 30:04Speaker 5: I forgot pugs? Do you ever guess?
- 30:08Speaker 8: I'm trying to think of stuff that happens. I mean,
- 30:10Speaker 8: did you siasis flair up?
- 30:12Speaker 5: No, it wasn't sweet. That's like the forehead pearly thing,
- 30:16Speaker 5: a chronic skin. Oh really, how do you irritation?
- 30:21Speaker 2: Well?
- 30:21Speaker 9: I mean I used to be an Expec kid too, Keezy,
- 30:23Speaker 9: I got your back, man.
- 30:24Speaker 5: You gotta make fun of him jas Yeah.
- 30:27Speaker 2: I make a habit of making fun of anyone. Keezy.
- 30:31Speaker 5: Yeah, because the thing that made my wife laugh so
- 30:33Speaker 5: much was that it's worse after eating huge meals. Yes,
- 30:37Speaker 5: and they have to avoid straining, so you were eating
- 30:39Speaker 5: quite a lot of this time. Apparently apparently you know
- 30:42Speaker 5: that that would flare it up. Someone just text your
- 30:44Speaker 5: hemorrhoids wasn't hemorrhoids.
- 30:47Speaker 8: That does make sense though, the straining, because you did
- 30:49Speaker 8: have hemorhoids.
- 30:50Speaker 5: Did I Did I tell you about that?
- 30:52Speaker 2: Yeah? I remember you telling me about it because and you,
- 30:55Speaker 2: funnily enough, you've just been overseas.
- 30:59Speaker 5: And which country again?
- 31:01Speaker 2: It was Vietnam ex Yeah, and you just had some
- 31:04Speaker 2: really spicy dumplings and you were saying to me that
- 31:09Speaker 2: hoidy j whatever you do with the roids, don't eat
- 31:12Speaker 2: spicy dumplings. That's right tonight.
- 31:14Speaker 5: Here tell you what. We'll play this little thing here
- 31:16Speaker 5: and then I'll let you know what it actually was to.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Get in the drawer to join the Fellers in Fiji
- 31:21Speaker 1: call eight hundred hodaki.
- 31:24Speaker 5: Uh No, it wasn't any of that stuff.
- 31:26Speaker 8: It was a hernia and hernia at what twenty three?
- 31:31Speaker 2: Uh?
- 31:31Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred percent.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Did you get the hernia from being on the toilet,
- 31:36Speaker 2: a toilet and straining to get the spicy dumplings out.
- 31:41Speaker 5: For being on the toilet? No, I got it from
- 31:44Speaker 5: lifting a washing machine. Jays, are you even having a
- 31:47Speaker 5: huge meal and eating a huge meal?
- 31:49Speaker 1: Her pies, the Hierarchy Big Show week days from four
- 31:55Speaker 1: on Radio.
- 31:55Speaker 5: Hodarky got to.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Say, Actually, I was looking at myself in the mirror
- 31:59Speaker 2: before I got on the shower today, and I'm thinking,
- 32:01Speaker 2: do we do the fake ten? Because as you know,
- 32:05Speaker 2: my legs aren't great, they're pretty withered pins when you
- 32:10Speaker 2: add in the fact that they've been covered up all winter,
- 32:13Speaker 2: they're very white. My whole body is white. Do we
- 32:16Speaker 2: do the fake ten?
- 32:17Speaker 5: So is it? Why do you want to do the
- 32:19Speaker 5: fake tan? Because I'm going to Fiji to potentially get
- 32:21Speaker 5: a ten. I mean I'm already ten, you know what
- 32:23Speaker 5: I mean?
- 32:23Speaker 2: Yeah, you've already got a s.
- 32:25Speaker 5: Same. Actually I'm blessed son A Hue. And the thing
- 32:28Speaker 5: is right, I get where you're coming from, because we're
- 32:31Speaker 5: hosting breakfast. Jeremy Wells is magically ten all year round,
- 32:35Speaker 5: and definitely he's definitely not running a tanning bed. Do
- 32:40Speaker 5: you try to like, what, why do you want to
- 32:42Speaker 5: be ten over there so your legs look good?
- 32:43Speaker 2: Well, I'm just really well, they're never going to look good, right,
- 32:47Speaker 2: I just don't want them looking so bad. But also
- 32:50Speaker 2: you've got to remember Mogi's going to be over there,
- 32:54Speaker 2: and Mogi has the mostraordinary body. I mean, I don't
- 32:59Speaker 2: know if you fell have noticed this.
- 33:01Speaker 5: I've seen it. It's pretty pale though.
- 33:02Speaker 2: He's cut glass marble.
- 33:05Speaker 5: You should have seen him before Europe?
- 33:06Speaker 2: Have you in his gusses?
- 33:10Speaker 5: Does anyone want to play play golf and Fiji with us?
- 33:12Speaker 2: Could be Keen, Alex, your mayor Bassett? How's life got bloody?
- 33:17Speaker 6: Good legends? Sore you guys doing?
- 33:18Speaker 5: Yeah? Good?
- 33:18Speaker 2: Thanks mate? How Alex? What do you do for a
- 33:21Speaker 2: crass mate?
- 33:23Speaker 4: We supply the backbones of this nation? Working mate, plumbing gear?
- 33:30Speaker 2: Tell me how Actually like a bit of a bit
- 33:32Speaker 2: of a whack on the golf course.
- 33:34Speaker 4: I love a whack?
- 33:35Speaker 2: Yeah, man. Did you have a handicap or anything like that?
- 33:38Speaker 4: Ah mate, I'm pretty handicapped when it comes to golf,
- 33:41Speaker 4: not the best.
- 33:42Speaker 6: But I like Kevin a go.
- 33:43Speaker 2: Yeah sort of keesy mode.
- 33:45Speaker 5: Yeah, so you've fit in well with Jase actually and Alex.
- 33:48Speaker 5: If you win, men, you get to bring someone with you.
- 33:50Speaker 5: Who would you bring? I'd have to be a beautiful
- 33:52Speaker 5: wife show man. Yeah yeah, what what you're You're in
- 33:59Speaker 5: the drawer, Alex? And good luck?
- 34:01Speaker 4: Thanks boys, appreciate it.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Thanks mate. Good eight bens in your mad barset. How's live?
- 34:06Speaker 6: Yeah, good mate, not too bad? Not too bad?
- 34:08Speaker 2: Hey, Benson, what's your body like? I mean, are you
- 34:11Speaker 2: really cat? Are you? I mean? Are you going to
- 34:14Speaker 2: shame us when we're over in Fiji with your extraordinary body?
- 34:18Speaker 6: I'm no magi. I'm not too sloppy, but I'm definitely
- 34:21Speaker 6: no mogi. I'm not I'm not cut like a bloody
- 34:23Speaker 6: glass glass glass house.
- 34:25Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me more more keesy. You kind of let
- 34:30Speaker 2: yourself go a little bit. Yeah, it sounds like a
- 34:34Speaker 2: keasy to men. What do you do for a crass mate?
- 34:39Speaker 6: I'm a project manager.
- 34:41Speaker 5: Yeah, backbone manager, the bad plenty whereabouts man? I live
- 34:46Speaker 5: maca beautiful part of the world. My brother lives in
- 34:48Speaker 5: Normakador actually fun fit.
- 34:50Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, interesting the old project managing, isn't it? Because
- 34:53Speaker 2: I'd be I'd be terrible at it. I guess you've
- 34:56Speaker 2: got to have a sort of organizational kind of bent,
- 34:59Speaker 2: don't you. You've got to be able to delicate, don't you, Benson?
- 35:02Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, She's differently not an easy job.
- 35:06Speaker 5: Do you say delicate?
- 35:07Speaker 2: Yea delicate? Yeah, yeah, I told you my brain I've
- 35:11Speaker 2: just had a disgusting instant coffee for a start, that's
- 35:14Speaker 2: just ruined.
- 35:16Speaker 5: Me, made things worse, Benson. If you win, Man, who
- 35:18Speaker 5: will you bring with you?
- 35:20Speaker 6: I'd probably have to let my two brother in laws
- 35:22Speaker 6: down and definitely take my beautiful wife as well.
- 35:24Speaker 5: She is very beautiful.
- 35:26Speaker 2: She is very very very very very attractive. Benson.
- 35:32Speaker 6: I might have to keep it away from Jason.
- 35:35Speaker 5: It's always a good what's it called rule? Benson? You're
- 35:38Speaker 5: in the draw brother, good luck. We're drawing it on Monday,
- 35:40Speaker 5: all right. It makes you get your phone on, no worries.
- 35:45Speaker 5: Another chance maybe to get yourself in the drawer for
- 35:47Speaker 5: this Fiji trip later in the show, and plenty more
- 35:50Speaker 5: chances throughout the day as well. See you bes bits
- 35:51Speaker 5: to leave it locked on Hoduki.
- 35:53Speaker 2: Man Run DMC and Heerro Smith. Why not.
- 36:07Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 36:10Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
- 36:12Speaker 5: Hold Achy Time for your latter sports headlines thanks to
- 36:14Speaker 5: Export Ultra the beer for here. Normal voice, please, normal voice, No,
- 36:23Speaker 5: I'm doing my news reader voice. Jays. Come on, you
- 36:26Speaker 5: put on a fake voice every day on the radio.
- 36:29Speaker 5: No one knows that your voice is actually quite high pitched,
- 36:32Speaker 5: that's true. Oliver Welsh and Ben Taylor have won gold
- 36:37Speaker 5: and the pier, holding off Romania by four point nine
- 36:39Speaker 5: to eight seconds at the Rowing World Championships in Singapore.
- 36:42Speaker 5: They are the first New Zealand men to complete the
- 36:45Speaker 5: feat since two time Olympic champions Eric Murray and Hamish Bond.
- 36:49Speaker 2: Oh no, it was a shock.
- 36:52Speaker 5: Do you want to comment on the sport or just
- 36:53Speaker 5: my reading?
- 36:54Speaker 2: Just you're reading? Okay?
- 36:56Speaker 5: Third place Hawks Bay have beaten the twelfth ranked Auckland
- 36:59Speaker 5: forty five to twenty Ada McLean Park to open Round
- 37:01Speaker 5: nine of rugbies in PC. Do you want to comment
- 37:06Speaker 5: on that or not?
- 37:07Speaker 2: Sorry? That was Hawk's Bay beating Auckland in the NPC.
- 37:10Speaker 5: That's right, fair place betting twelfth.
- 37:12Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's interesting. Have Auckland even won a game
- 37:15Speaker 2: this season? That's been shockingly bad.
- 37:17Speaker 5: That's probably something that someone could google while I'm reading
- 37:20Speaker 5: the sports headlines. Sorry, you don't have an Apple phone.
- 37:23Speaker 5: It's a Wallaby's coach Joe Schmid has been weighing up
- 37:27Speaker 5: facing a wounded all black sided Eden Plark.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Maybe I should do the show.
- 37:38Speaker 5: I can do this?
- 37:39Speaker 2: Can I do the next one?
- 37:40Speaker 6: No?
- 37:40Speaker 5: Yeah, you can Wallaby's coach Joe Schmidt has been weighing
- 37:45Speaker 5: up facing a wounded all black sided Eden Park in
- 37:48Speaker 5: the opening Blitter's Low Cup test tomorrow. Schmidt, even almost
- 37:51Speaker 5: two years removed from being on the New Zealand Stuff
- 37:53Speaker 5: but leaves their opponents are close to clicking despite their
- 37:56Speaker 5: record defeat to South Africa last time out.
- 37:58Speaker 2: Did you just say even almost?
- 38:04Speaker 5: And finally, Georgia Miller has returned to fitness to start
- 38:07Speaker 5: an open side flanker for the Black Ferns and tomorrow
- 38:10Speaker 5: night's World Cup playoff for third against France at Twickenham.
- 38:16Speaker 5: And those are your latest sport headlines thanks to Export
- 38:18Speaker 5: Ultro the beer for here.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Yeah good stuff. Let's get back to the tunes.
- 38:23Speaker 5: Bitter mus Starlight. Didn't we send ourselves a little voice
- 38:28Speaker 5: note the other day on Drive?
- 38:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we did too, to fire ourselves up?
- 38:32Speaker 5: Yourself? Should play that next?
- 38:34Speaker 2: Yeah? I think that's a good idea.
- 38:36Speaker 5: Who knows all those crazy drive show bastards are up
- 38:38Speaker 5: to man the.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 38:44Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio Hodachy.
- 38:46Speaker 2: Indeed news here on the Radio Big Show Breakfast You
- 38:52Speaker 2: know why it is because I say something every single
- 38:55Speaker 2: day the same way, and then when you sort of
- 38:58Speaker 2: have to change it up about it, it's very.
- 39:00Speaker 5: Tricky, totally man mention. Now, reading the sports news and
- 39:03Speaker 5: having people jumping every time you made a mistake.
- 39:05Speaker 2: Well that would be really really easy because it's written
- 39:07Speaker 2: out in front of you. You know what I'm saying.
- 39:09Speaker 5: You can do the next lot of sports news at
- 39:11Speaker 5: eight point thirty. You'll be reading it all right.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Hey, now, Fellers apparently, are those losers on the Drive
- 39:18Speaker 2: Show have seen touch a bit of a missage? Are
- 39:20Speaker 2: you keen to hear it? Oh?
- 39:21Speaker 9: Not really, man, I don't know, but this is a
- 39:24Speaker 9: sophisticated operation that we're running here.
- 39:25Speaker 5: I don't know if we need them contaminating it, do
- 39:27Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
- 39:28Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.
- 39:28Speaker 5: The thing with the Drive Show Fellas, the Big Show
- 39:31Speaker 5: I think they're called, is they swan at like four
- 39:33Speaker 5: pm every day, you know, probably get out of bed
- 39:35Speaker 5: at ten am.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Prima donnas.
- 39:37Speaker 5: Yeah. That one little guy on that show, man, I
- 39:39Speaker 5: can't stand him. He thinks he's the man. Oh yeah,
- 39:42Speaker 5: and they're clearly out of content, so they decided to
- 39:45Speaker 5: kill a break by recording a missus for us on Breakfast.
- 39:47Speaker 5: Let's hear it right, but I'm not happy.
- 39:50Speaker 10: About it didn't.
- 39:59Speaker 2: Come in mission from the Big Show. Oh you get
- 40:03Speaker 2: at your messive backbones. It's old Whitty Jay, Keasy and
- 40:06Speaker 2: Pugson here from the Big Shay.
- 40:08Speaker 5: How you gamefl Hey guys? Yeah wow.
- 40:12Speaker 2: I mean the time here at the moment is five
- 40:15Speaker 2: p forty two. It's the twenty fourth of September, so
- 40:18Speaker 2: we're sending a little time capsule to you to maybe
- 40:20Speaker 2: inspire you on the morning show.
- 40:22Speaker 5: Can I just say, man, I know the show's just begun,
- 40:24Speaker 5: but holy cow, it's the Breakfast is sounding better than
- 40:27Speaker 5: it's ever sounded. You guys are a natural fit. I
- 40:30Speaker 5: love the chemistry between you all, and I hope you
- 40:32Speaker 5: guys are doing this for a long time to come.
- 40:34Speaker 2: And can I just reiterate to all of you guys
- 40:36Speaker 2: because you know it's tough hours, you know, the Breakfast Show,
- 40:40Speaker 2: But what a unique opportunity this says for you guys, really,
- 40:44Speaker 2: you know, expand your your radio career.
- 40:47Speaker 9: What I was going to say is, cheez you guys
- 40:49Speaker 9: like handsome this morning.
- 40:50Speaker 5: You know you might be tired with the early start, but.
- 40:53Speaker 8: It's Okay, you can rest those eyes in a few
- 40:55Speaker 8: hours hit on home head.
- 40:56Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's just not believable. Actually, Pads, you lore
- 40:59Speaker 2: atrocious in the morning. I've seen you early morning. You're
- 41:01Speaker 2: a shocker.
- 41:02Speaker 5: When have you seen him early morning when we're overseas
- 41:05Speaker 5: in there? Yeah, because I don't know if.
- 41:07Speaker 2: You know this about Pugs, but he has to put
- 41:08Speaker 2: his morning face on ages and he just rushes in
- 41:12Speaker 2: here for breakfast, so I'm picking. Actually, he looks bloody
- 41:15Speaker 2: terrible in the morning.
- 41:16Speaker 5: Do you have a morning face or is that just
- 41:18Speaker 5: a standard all day?
- 41:18Speaker 2: It's just my standard sort of craggy, handsome, sort of
- 41:21Speaker 2: masculine face.
- 41:22Speaker 5: Yeah, right, okay, anyway, good luck with the show. We'll
- 41:26Speaker 5: be listening.
- 41:27Speaker 2: You're right, I mean, I massively hate that hoidy jizz guy,
- 41:32Speaker 2: you know what I mean. And it's so funny, isn't it,
- 41:35Speaker 2: Because he's this tiny, profetic little dude and he struts
- 41:41Speaker 2: in like he's the king of the world, you know
- 41:43Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
- 41:44Speaker 9: And then massively goes the producer.
- 41:46Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, what an ahole. That's just someone who's been
- 41:49Speaker 5: in radio for too long. It should probably clear out
- 41:53Speaker 5: for the next generation. You know what I mean?
- 41:55Speaker 2: And you have you seen how big it snozzes?
- 41:58Speaker 5: Hey, man, that's too far. I mean it is massive.
- 42:01Speaker 1: But the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
- 42:06Speaker 2: Let's play Mastermind.
- 42:14Speaker 5: That's right, Jason, to celebrate the fact that on this
- 42:16Speaker 5: day in nineteen eighty one, Serena Williams was in fact
- 42:19Speaker 5: born the goat. Today's Mastermind topic is female tennis. It's
- 42:27Speaker 5: a tough one. Andrew, you're joining us on the line. Man,
- 42:30Speaker 5: how are you going?
- 42:32Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 42:33Speaker 2: Yeah, good man?
- 42:34Speaker 5: Thank you. What do you do for a crust? Andrew?
- 42:37Speaker 4: I'm a plumbing and guests spitting apprentice.
- 42:41Speaker 5: Bones Andrew, are you very familiar with female tennis players?
- 42:48Speaker 2: Now?
- 42:50Speaker 5: Huge pause here, I lie, yeah, no, this is good man.
- 42:55Speaker 5: You'll be sweet airs. All right, so you know how
- 42:57Speaker 5: this is gonna work. I'm gonna ask you five questions.
- 42:59Speaker 5: You've got to get three of them correct. You can
- 43:01Speaker 5: pass at any time, but those questions will come back
- 43:04Speaker 5: around once you get to the NDV five. All right, yeah,
- 43:08Speaker 5: bloody repper, and you're playing for fifty dollars cash.
- 43:10Speaker 9: You're ready to go, mate, Yeah, mate, let's do it.
- 43:14Speaker 5: Question number one, who is the current women's world number one?
- 43:20Speaker 5: Question number two? Which planet shares its name with a
- 43:22Speaker 5: member of the Williams family. Question number three, Which tennis
- 43:28Speaker 5: major is famously played on clay?
- 43:32Speaker 4: Yeah, this isn't going good past Number four?
- 43:35Speaker 5: Who represents New Zealand at Wimbledon in twenty twenty four
- 43:37Speaker 5: and became the first key we to reach the quarter finals?
- 43:40Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it happening Fellers, who.
- 43:43Speaker 5: Played the titular character the father father of the Williams
- 43:46Speaker 5: sisters in the film King Richard.
- 43:48Speaker 4: How It's Time's left?
- 43:50Speaker 5: Who played King Richard and the film King Richard? Then
- 43:53Speaker 5: slapped Chris Rock.
- 43:55Speaker 4: Oh will Smith?
- 43:56Speaker 5: Yea, who is the current women's world number one?
- 44:00Speaker 2: One?
- 44:01Speaker 4: How's did going?
- 44:04Speaker 1: Ah?
- 44:05Speaker 5: So close? Andrew Man, You're on the cusp of winning
- 44:07Speaker 5: fifty bucks their brother? Sorry about that, man. The good
- 44:12Speaker 5: news is I will give you the answers of the
- 44:14Speaker 5: current world's world number one is Arena Sablenka? Which planet
- 44:18Speaker 5: shares its name with a member of the Williams family,
- 44:20Speaker 5: Vas Williams, Which tennis major is famously played on clay?
- 44:24Speaker 5: The French Open or roll on Gados? Okay, Jase, if
- 44:27Speaker 5: you're answering them. Who represents the New Zealand at Wimbledon
- 44:29Speaker 5: and twenty twenty four, becoming the first kivy to reach
- 44:31Speaker 5: the quarterfinals. Oh you've gone quiet? Lu Luson's her name,
- 44:37Speaker 5: of course. Yeah, that's right. The bad news for you,
- 44:39Speaker 5: Andrews he did not win. The good news for the
- 44:41Speaker 5: listeners as a jackpots two hundred dollars tomorrow, thanks for playing,
- 44:43Speaker 5: Andrew Jeers. God he sympathy clapped there for Andrew. Yeah,
- 44:49Speaker 5: you put him on hold number jeez, that was a
- 44:51Speaker 5: shocking Yeah.
- 44:52Speaker 2: I mean I'd be deeply embarrassed if I as Andrew.
- 44:54Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I mean, you're probably ruined
- 44:56Speaker 2: as Friday. Really, how could he show his face back
- 44:59Speaker 2: at work after that, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
- 45:01Speaker 2: and then if his mates heard that, I mean, there's
- 45:04Speaker 2: no coming back from it.
- 45:05Speaker 5: I mean, you just got a few questions wrong. It's
- 45:06Speaker 5: not that big of a deal. You can stop bagging him.
- 45:08Speaker 5: He's not on the line.
- 45:09Speaker 2: He pretty much got every question wrong.
- 45:11Speaker 5: No, he got at one right, well, only.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Because you gave him a massively easy clue.
- 45:15Speaker 9: And he didn't get them wrong. He passed them jas
- 45:17Speaker 9: Come on, man.
- 45:18Speaker 2: Well, the same thing, pugshun Hey now coming up after
- 45:22Speaker 2: eight o'clock, a lot happening for the others. In the
- 45:24Speaker 2: final hour of us doing breakfast, we're doing the Friday Throbber.
- 45:27Speaker 9: Oh yeah, oh yeah, a breakfast throbber.
- 45:29Speaker 5: I'm excited.
- 45:30Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 45:34Speaker 1: in weekdays and four on Radio Holucky.
- 45:40Speaker 10: It's the ho Lucky Big Shows. Friday throb You're welcome,
- 45:46Speaker 10: your massive bagbones. I hope your Friday is going along
- 45:49Speaker 10: very nicely. Indeed, now, what is the Friday Trobber. It's
- 45:53Speaker 10: a staple of the Big Show, it is, and the.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Idea behind the trouble is we each pick a tune
- 45:57Speaker 2: here in the studio to really kick off your Friday
- 45:59Speaker 2: as you head into the weekend. Isn't that right, Fellows?
- 46:01Speaker 5: Yeah, certainly is Jace. Usually we do this at five
- 46:04Speaker 5: pm on a Friday. Yes, so we're kind of kicking
- 46:07Speaker 5: off your final day of work.
- 46:08Speaker 2: Start at the party, now, why not?
- 46:10Speaker 5: That's right. We'll each play a little snippet of a song.
- 46:12Speaker 5: No theme today, just a generic throbber. Usually we'll do themes,
- 46:16Speaker 5: just a morning throber, a morning throbber.
- 46:18Speaker 9: It gives you a Mourning Throbber, New Zealand.
- 46:21Speaker 5: So how it works is we each play a little
- 46:23Speaker 5: snippet of our chosen songs. You votes for which one
- 46:26Speaker 5: you would like by calling us on eight hundred hadarchy
- 46:29Speaker 5: the winner. The first person to get two people to
- 46:31Speaker 5: vote for their song, gets that song played in full
- 46:33Speaker 5: and gets a little point on the Throbber scoreboard. Can
- 46:36Speaker 5: I also just quickly say, welcome back to the Hurdacky
- 46:38Speaker 5: breakfast thanks to Bunning's trade. Load up on landscaping with
- 46:41Speaker 5: Bunning's trade, thanks, so chuck that in that?
- 46:43Speaker 2: Yeah great? Would you want to kick us off? Mate?
- 46:47Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 46:47Speaker 5: Whatever? Whatever?
- 46:52Speaker 7: Nice and went down to the beacon sak Kiki She
- 46:56Speaker 7: was are like, and I'm like whatever.
- 47:00Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever.
- 47:01Speaker 5: That's a tune.
- 47:02Speaker 9: By the way, that's actually second. I've never heard that,
- 47:04Speaker 9: William Lynch, No, I've never heard that before.
- 47:06Speaker 2: What is that?
- 47:07Speaker 5: It's called whatever. It's just a song about a guy
- 47:09Speaker 5: who just says whatever, that everything and then says it's
- 47:11Speaker 5: my United States of whatever.
- 47:13Speaker 2: Sounds like it sounds like my daughter whatever, chill, pill dead?
- 47:18Speaker 5: Who wants to go next? Go on, Jason, see there's
- 47:21Speaker 5: Pugs isn't intentionally leaving himself toward ask the question, and
- 47:25Speaker 5: I made a suggestion.
- 47:27Speaker 2: He said, go on, Jas, he's just gonna be fully
- 47:29Speaker 2: yummy boys. Anyway, that's just a key week classic.
- 47:33Speaker 3: It's a tune, ah yeah.
- 47:44Speaker 5: Hit like a whole yeah man, kind of sounds like
- 47:46Speaker 5: the other one. Oh is that comfortably shared?
- 47:54Speaker 2: Comfortably shagged? Which is how I feel.
- 47:57Speaker 5: It's a good tune. By the way, Pugs gone save
- 48:00Speaker 5: yourself to last nighte what have you got for us?
- 48:01Speaker 2: Come on?
- 48:02Speaker 9: Yeah me boys, I intentionally save myself to last because
- 48:04Speaker 9: I really liked the song.
- 48:05Speaker 5: This is Jameerquai cosmic girl. What happens?
- 48:08Speaker 2: Don't start you again?
- 48:12Speaker 6: So with that, just a.
- 48:21Speaker 5: Nice Jamerica famously we's funny heads and so does Pokes.
- 48:26Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's very breeze.
- 48:29Speaker 5: It is the breeze.
- 48:31Speaker 9: If you show me one time the Breeze has ever
- 48:33Speaker 9: played jamer Aquai.
- 48:35Speaker 5: Okay, I'll show you a range.
- 48:36Speaker 9: Show me that, please, audio, please show me that.
- 48:39Speaker 5: Give us a call now on one hundred, Hadarky, you
- 48:41Speaker 5: decide New Zealand which song would you like for the
- 48:44Speaker 5: Friday Robert.
- 48:46Speaker 1: The Hilarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
- 48:49Speaker 1: in week Days and four on Radio Holacky.
- 48:56Speaker 5: It's the ho Lucky Big Shows Friday.
- 48:59Speaker 2: From that's right. And if you're just joining us, so
- 49:02Speaker 2: we each choose a tune for your Friday, just to
- 49:05Speaker 2: get you in the Friday kind of mood a feelers. Yeah, man,
- 49:07Speaker 2: then you give us a call on eight hundred Hodarchy
- 49:10Speaker 2: and the first of two whims.
- 49:11Speaker 5: That's right. And keep in mind when the winner's song
- 49:15Speaker 5: is playing, we do like people to text feedback on
- 49:18Speaker 5: three four eight three yeah man, right, so get ready
- 49:20Speaker 5: to provide your feedback. I'll go first, guys. This is
- 49:23Speaker 5: the song I chose, United States of whatever whatever.
- 49:30Speaker 4: I like that.
- 49:31Speaker 7: I went down to the beach in sak Kiki shoes
- 49:33Speaker 7: are like, and I'm like, whatever.
- 49:37Speaker 5: Tune? What a tune? What did you choose?
- 49:39Speaker 2: Their jace Kiwi class are comfortably shacked.
- 49:57Speaker 5: Like a whole. That is a class. Hugs, what did
- 50:01Speaker 5: you choose?
- 50:02Speaker 8: I love the distorted guitars and both of those fellas are.
- 50:04Speaker 8: I went forward America Cosmic girl, have din you gonna
- 50:08Speaker 8: start jagging?
- 50:15Speaker 4: Yummy roys.
- 50:18Speaker 5: She's just cosmic? All right, let's go lines.
- 50:22Speaker 2: Get him your mayor, Barstard, how's life there?
- 50:24Speaker 4: We going lady's done.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Good, good on you mate. What are you running with there, Adam?
- 50:29Speaker 4: Oh there is only one Sorber really and it was yours? Jason?
- 50:32Speaker 2: Good on? Yeah, nice mate, Batbne Hayden Hayden from christ Shitch?
- 50:37Speaker 2: How good?
- 50:38Speaker 6: Oh?
- 50:38Speaker 7: Hell are you?
- 50:39Speaker 2: Yeah? Good mate? How are you going Hayden?
- 50:41Speaker 4: Oh I'm pretty good down here.
- 50:43Speaker 2: Good on your mate. Just let's just finish the fellows off,
- 50:45Speaker 2: shall we?
- 50:46Speaker 5: Huh? Gross? Well, who are you voting for the Hayden?
- 50:48Speaker 4: I'm gonna vote for whatever.
- 50:50Speaker 5: Yeah? Did you like that? Jason didn't finish you off?
- 50:54Speaker 2: Man, You're a disappointment in the morning. Get a damn
- 50:58Speaker 2: your mayor Barstard Hell's life?
- 51:01Speaker 7: Mate?
- 51:02Speaker 2: Yeah, good mate? What are you running with?
- 51:05Speaker 7: Dan?
- 51:07Speaker 4: This is very easy to j all the way.
- 51:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:13Speaker 4: I can't. I can't believe he's denigrating HIERARCHI.
- 51:17Speaker 2: Yeah, skinny, proudly, proudly disgrace you tune.
- 51:23Speaker 5: I don't want to hear it. I want to be honest, Pugs,
- 51:26Speaker 5: Jimmy requite doesn't belong with Hurdarkey.
- 51:28Speaker 7: Yes.
- 51:29Speaker 5: You.
- 51:30Speaker 2: In the meantime, New Zealand two.
- 51:33Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 51:36Speaker 1: in days.
- 51:37Speaker 2: And four on Radio y Robber and Robber Tune Feelings.
- 51:43Speaker 2: I'm all fired up now.
- 51:44Speaker 5: He'd like a hole comfortably shagged. Howdy Jay's taking out
- 51:47Speaker 5: the Friday Throer Morning Edition.
- 51:48Speaker 2: Nice work, Jason, Hey, Can I just say, is there
- 51:50Speaker 2: a bit of band name than he had, like.
- 51:52Speaker 5: A whole Probably? Yeah, I don't get it.
- 51:54Speaker 2: I don't think, so explain the name. Well, it explains
- 51:59Speaker 2: a of mind. It's rock and roll. Kesy hid like
- 52:02Speaker 2: a hole.
- 52:03Speaker 5: To be fair, I think most rock bands have kind
- 52:05Speaker 5: of stupid names.
- 52:06Speaker 2: But I'm not saying it's a stupid name. I'm saying
- 52:08Speaker 2: it's an awesome now.
- 52:09Speaker 5: No, no, I know, but like red Hot Chili Pippers. Yeah,
- 52:13Speaker 5: that's stupid, but now it's not because we're so used
- 52:15Speaker 5: to them being good. Green Day. I love Green Day, man.
- 52:19Speaker 9: I think Metallica is a really cool band name.
- 52:21Speaker 5: Metallica is cool. System of a Down's cool. Tool is
- 52:24Speaker 5: a very cool name. Iron Made and lid Zeppelin anything
- 52:28Speaker 5: metal machine, raging against the machine. I tell you Rolling
- 52:31Speaker 5: Stones one hundred percent. So there's actually a plenty of
- 52:34Speaker 5: great names out there.
- 52:35Speaker 2: So the point that you were making was stupid.
- 52:37Speaker 5: No, the point you were making was stupid.
- 52:39Speaker 2: Hey, let's get to the scoreboard there, Parks, and how
- 52:42Speaker 2: are we looking? I believe, I believe old Keysy. It's
- 52:46Speaker 2: really dragging, as.
- 52:48Speaker 5: I certainly am. Jason, You're actually way out in front.
- 52:51Speaker 5: You have won the Throbber eleven times this year. Well done. However,
- 52:54Speaker 5: you do have two asterisks next to those wins. Firstly
- 52:58Speaker 5: for playing a Pantera song called twenty five years which
- 53:01Speaker 5: had a thousand f bombs in a thousand that was
- 53:04Speaker 5: quite recent and no one checked out and you obviously
- 53:06Speaker 5: didn't even listen to the whole song.
- 53:08Speaker 2: No, I just got a clip on we Air little dude, yeah.
- 53:10Speaker 5: Right, And another asterisk for coercing a listener. And second
- 53:14Speaker 5: place is Mike Minogue. He has got ten victories this year.
- 53:18Speaker 5: Third place Keysy on seven wins with two asterisks, one
- 53:22Speaker 5: for playing Freebird when it wasn't related to a theme
- 53:25Speaker 5: and the other for bullying Mogi Standy. And then Pugs
- 53:29Speaker 5: is on four winds.
- 53:30Speaker 2: Have you guys even noticed I don't know if you've
- 53:32Speaker 2: noticed this how Mogi never seems to get an asterisk.
- 53:36Speaker 5: Yes, because I can't be able to argue.
- 53:37Speaker 2: Am about it, because it gets all fir.
- 53:42Speaker 5: He's died on every hell absolutely and he will pin
- 53:45Speaker 5: you up against the wall if you even try. But
- 53:47Speaker 5: that is another successful Friday throbber. There, failers. We've now
- 53:51Speaker 5: got something to give away if you would like to
- 53:53Speaker 5: win some a bonus bits by playing the three way
- 53:58Speaker 5: that pays with the tab he gives a call now
- 54:00Speaker 5: and weight hundred Hodarky. You just have to pick a
- 54:02Speaker 5: third leg and we'll put a one hundred dollars bonus
- 54:04Speaker 5: bit on that and if it comes through, you get
- 54:06Speaker 5: all the winnings of the multi How.
- 54:07Speaker 1: Good The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
- 54:13Speaker 2: I'm not sure how a three way works, so talk
- 54:16Speaker 2: me through it.
- 54:17Speaker 5: Okay, Well, in this particular instance, Hoidy, Jay, it's the
- 54:20Speaker 5: TA B three way that pays. It's not a traditional way.
- 54:24Speaker 2: Okay.
- 54:25Speaker 5: Yeah, you're getting confused, I think, because you usually pay
- 54:28Speaker 5: for a three way, don't you? So this is not that,
- 54:30Speaker 5: this is the one that pays you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 54:32Speaker 5: excuse me. So we're going to do is go to
- 54:35Speaker 5: the lines now and say good to John John. How
- 54:38Speaker 5: are you going?
- 54:38Speaker 2: Man?
- 54:40Speaker 5: John? Ah?
- 54:42Speaker 2: There? John?
- 54:42Speaker 5: Sorry, Pugson, have the fader stetch me out.
- 54:47Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 54:47Speaker 5: Sorry, Yeah, bloody John, We're.
- 54:51Speaker 2: Happy it's Friday. John.
- 54:53Speaker 5: Oh, I am on you mate. What do you do
- 54:58Speaker 5: for a christ? John? I'm a driller, huge backbone John.
- 55:05Speaker 5: All right, So first thing we're gonna do is pugs.
- 55:08Speaker 5: Do you want to tell me what your first leg
- 55:10Speaker 5: of this three way is? Yeah, totally.
- 55:12Speaker 8: I've gone for body Barrett being in any time try
- 55:15Speaker 8: scorer at the Bledder's low game the Setney.
- 55:18Speaker 2: Yep.
- 55:18Speaker 8: And that's paying three dollars eighty because he's he's a
- 55:20Speaker 8: friend of the Big Show. He's a Big Show's covering breakfast,
- 55:23Speaker 8: so hopefully he's listening to this breakfast as well.
- 55:26Speaker 2: Not a bad bet.
- 55:27Speaker 5: I am then going to be and then look, I'm
- 55:29Speaker 5: gonna be completely honest. Someone told me I had to
- 55:31Speaker 5: place this bit and I strongly argued against it, and
- 55:33Speaker 5: they said, no, just do it. It's Reyese Walsh to
- 55:36Speaker 5: score a try this weekend. Two dollars ten. That's paying.
- 55:40Speaker 5: I would rather he got injured and never played again,
- 55:42Speaker 5: But two dollars ten Reese Walsh to score a try. John,
- 55:46Speaker 5: We just need you, mate, to lock in the third
- 55:48Speaker 5: leg of this three way. What are you going for?
- 55:51Speaker 4: I'm going to AFB tonight, Storm Shark. Yeah, anytime try
- 55:56Speaker 4: scorer paying six seventy five, all right, and.
- 55:58Speaker 5: I'm for Blake to score a try in the show
- 56:00Speaker 5: game tonight. Put that together. That three way is paying
- 56:02Speaker 5: fifty three dollars eighty six, so if this comes in
- 56:05Speaker 5: you will get five three hundred and eighty six dollars. However,
- 56:10Speaker 5: we'll take back our hundred dollars bonus bit that is
- 56:12Speaker 5: still over five grand. John, how are you feeling about that? Multi?
- 56:16Speaker 4: Oh mate, I'm feeling good. I reckon. We're a new boys.
- 56:19Speaker 4: I reckon, we're a good dealing dear.
- 56:21Speaker 2: That's not that's not too shabby.
- 56:24Speaker 5: It's never shabby when you look at what you could
- 56:26Speaker 5: potentially get. Absolutely so John, good luck, mate. We'll pop
- 56:30Speaker 5: you on hold there, man, and if this bit comes through,
- 56:32Speaker 5: it'll be all yours, all.
- 56:33Speaker 2: Right, sweet good on your mate.
- 56:36Speaker 5: Thanks mate. Don't forget as well. If you are take
- 56:38Speaker 5: to get stuck into some punting as well, always do
- 56:41Speaker 5: it responsibly. It is RA eighteen two and another chance
- 56:45Speaker 5: to win some cash next Friday as well on the
- 56:47Speaker 5: Hidichy Brick for Sure.
- 56:49Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on radio Hurdarchy.
- 56:54Speaker 5: It's time for your latest sport headlines thanks to Export
- 56:56Speaker 5: Ultra the Beer for Here.
- 56:58Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just want to point out are Keys
- 57:01Speaker 2: he's been doing it, and he's just been absolutely ballsing it.
- 57:04Speaker 5: I haven't been balling it up, man, Like ninety five
- 57:07Speaker 5: percent of it sounds pretty damn good, you know, And
- 57:09Speaker 5: it won't take much for me to get up to
- 57:10Speaker 5: that hundred people forget about stuff like Eden Plark, Chase,
- 57:14Speaker 5: I said, eating Plark by exident, And.
- 57:16Speaker 2: I wouldn't say ninety five percent. I'd say about well,
- 57:19Speaker 2: you're running at about sixty three percent.
- 57:21Speaker 5: That's still pretty good.
- 57:23Speaker 2: And the other thing is you put on that weird
- 57:26Speaker 2: newscaster avoids.
- 57:27Speaker 5: Well that's what the newscasters.
- 57:28Speaker 2: Do instead of just putting on your normal voice.
- 57:30Speaker 5: All right, well, here's this, go Pugs, here's this go there,
- 57:33Speaker 5: I go do an.
- 57:34Speaker 2: This is what I'm talking about.
- 57:35Speaker 5: Keys, Okay, Pugs, fire off the sport headlines music and Jase,
- 57:40Speaker 5: you can do it this morning, all right, go.
- 57:48Speaker 2: Childer. Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to Export
- 57:53Speaker 2: Ultra the Beer for Here. Wallaby's coach Joe Shagger Smitt
- 57:58Speaker 2: knows the challenge for a song is they try to
- 58:01Speaker 2: win Rugby's Bleatersload Cup for the first time in eighty
- 58:04Speaker 2: three years?
- 58:05Speaker 5: Is it his nickname?
- 58:06Speaker 2: Yes, that starts with the first of two matches at
- 58:10Speaker 2: Eden Park tonight and.
- 58:11Speaker 5: They won it for eighty three years. I thought it
- 58:13Speaker 5: was twenty three.
- 58:20Speaker 2: Dane noleing Total, I wants to coach this silver side
- 58:25Speaker 2: silver side.
- 58:25Speaker 5: What the hell are you talking abouts a silver ferns? Mate?
- 58:29Speaker 2: You know what the issue was?
- 58:31Speaker 5: Game, James.
- 58:32Speaker 2: I've got to tell you. The problem that I've got
- 58:34Speaker 2: right is I don't have my computers on here and
- 58:37Speaker 2: so they've sent it through to what we call the
- 58:39Speaker 2: liner doc on my phone and the print is so
- 58:43Speaker 2: tiny I can actually barely read it.
- 58:46Speaker 5: That's all right.
- 58:47Speaker 2: Actually you take.
- 58:48Speaker 5: Ave it, you go, man, I can't read it. Jase,
- 58:52Speaker 5: you talked way too much crap. You can do this, Jase,
- 58:55Speaker 5: Come on in.
- 58:57Speaker 2: Dane Noleen Toda wants to coach this silverside ferns again.
- 59:02Speaker 2: The twenty nineteen World Cup winning mentor was stood down
- 59:07Speaker 2: after players raise issues with the high performance environment. Former
- 59:11Speaker 2: national coach of Vonn Willering says Total is eager to return, so.
- 59:15Speaker 5: They're like named after corn beef, now are they?
- 59:18Speaker 2: Swimmer Cameron Leslie has claimed as silver swimmer. Cameron Leslie
- 59:23Speaker 2: has claimed a second silver medal at the Parallel World
- 59:27Speaker 2: Championships in Singapore. That's New Zealand's third medal at the meet.
- 59:32Speaker 2: Nice Team USA's Cameron Young is ready for rowdy crowds
- 59:39Speaker 2: at golfs Ryder Cup starting on New York's tod Hills
- 59:43Speaker 2: Course tonight. And that's your sports news headlines Hills.
- 59:50Speaker 5: Yeah, I hope you're not taking the purse of the
- 59:52Speaker 5: sports news.
- 59:53Speaker 2: I would sport is very serious in this country. You
- 59:57Speaker 2: don't talk too with it, all.
- 59:59Speaker 5: Right, correct, Jason? Do you think it'd a better than
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: I did?
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: Definitely I did.
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: But you couldn't even read it at one point. And
- 1:00:06Speaker 5: you called Joe Schmitt schergas Smith.
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: But that's his nickname.
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: Man, I didn't know that.
- 1:00:10Speaker 9: You said Dame Nolan Toto and wants to coach some
- 1:00:12Speaker 9: corn beef men.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Kyzy tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: I've got a problem that I hope you can help
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: me with.
- 1:00:25Speaker 8: I think that happens to anyone when you get to
- 1:00:27Speaker 8: your age. You're true, Okay, it's completely.
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: Now the problem is my wife.
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: Ah, divorce, Yeah, it's the only option.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: You think. My wife and I are terrible when it
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: comes to choosing where to eat.
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: Yep, to be fair, this happens. I think a lot
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: of couples.
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, not to me. The other the
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: other weekend, you know when I happened two days.
- 1:00:48Speaker 9: Off your holiday, your vacation, Yeah.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: My euro summer. There we were in town on the
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: set d night, staying in town, staying at a hotel.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: There fellas just quietly.
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: And that's great man.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: Anyway, my wife and I, you know, we went, oh,
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: this is great. We're in town. Let's go for a
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: wander and find somewhere.
- 1:01:10Speaker 5: To eat nice. Right, So that's what you guys do.
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: You're very much just to go for a wander and
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: see if something takes your fancy exactly, because my wife
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: and I go for a digital wander first, biggy, pardon
- 1:01:20Speaker 5: a digital wander, so we'll, you know, see what's in
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: the area. Look up the highest rated restaurants have about
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: five options, and then go for a wander to those
- 1:01:29Speaker 5: five places. And the first one that we say, oh
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: that looks awesome. We just go there. That's all we do. Five.
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: That's a fair bit to admon. We usually only go
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: to probably two, to be honest. You go to the
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: first one usually you just go there, but if not,
- 1:01:41Speaker 5: you'll definitely go to the second one.
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: Well, you see, this is the sort of thing I'm
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: looking for, because the idea, of course, is very romantic
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: and nice. And we and we do this, you know,
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: every now and then we go into town and just
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: stay in town and because we want to live in
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: town eventually, and so we go, Yeah, that's nice, just
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: go and find a place to eat. And then it
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: turns into an unmitigated night, right, Okay, so you're standing
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: outside a restaurant and you're like, oh, she's a bit bright.
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: Right, so that the lighting's too bright.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I'm very particular about my lighting.
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: Care like a little mood lighting down, you know, yeah.
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: I do. And then you go to the next place
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, there's not many people in there.
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: That's never a good sign.
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: Yeah, but you kids valid, No, but I think you
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: know what time is this? Because what time do you eat?
- 1:02:22Speaker 5: Like five o'clock in the afternoon, it's about eight eight pm.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's eight o'clock in town SAT.
- 1:02:27Speaker 5: Day night, okay. And that that first restaurant that was
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: too bright, keasy, right? And what kind of food were
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: you looking for?
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: Well, we're going with spicy Asian, right, okay, So you
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: went too that first spicy Asian place?
- 1:02:41Speaker 5: It was too bright, yes, not keen okay. Second place
- 1:02:44Speaker 5: what was that?
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: It was again a sort of dumpling spicy Asian place, right, okay,
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: But again there was no one in there, and you
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: know it's like, if there's no one in there, that
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: is not a good sign. It obviously sucks.
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, not fair enough.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: So we go to the third place, right, and it's
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: way too busy and there's no way we're going to
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: find a seat in there, so we don't bother. Sorry.
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: So this is the issue, right, is you don't go
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: in there because it's too busy. That's exactly what you
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: want because it shows you that it's awsome.
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: Yeah, what it is what we want. But we want
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: there to be a few tables spear. I mean, we're
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: on a stand. You stand around looking like fools all
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: the evening.
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: But what you can do is go, can we have
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: the next free table because and quite often those restaurants,
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: specifically noodle and doubling places, a very quick service, very quick.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: I'm not doing that, keysy. So then you go to
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: the next place, right right, and then you're sort of
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: looking at the photos of the food there on the
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: on the restaurant sort of window, and you go look
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: at those photos.
- 1:03:39Speaker 5: Yeah, why is that? What kind of restaurant was this?
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: It was a Chinese restaurant, I think.
- 1:03:42Speaker 5: And you didn't like the look of the photos. No
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: racism alert, No, I just alert. Jase goes off automatically.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: The photos just look a grainy and I wasn't impressed
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: by them.
- 1:03:55Speaker 5: So the quality of the photos? Was it the food
- 1:03:58Speaker 5: and the photos or the quality of the photos? Right? Okay,
- 1:04:01Speaker 5: So how long did you end up looking for food?
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: And I kid you not, this is not a lie.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: An hour and a half, right, an hour and a half.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: And by the end of it we're like, I'm over
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: this man, and my wife was like, should we just
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: buy some burgers from the white lady? Oh?
- 1:04:16Speaker 5: Which is that?
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:04:17Speaker 5: That is probably a.
- 1:04:18Speaker 9: Yeah, racism alert?
- 1:04:21Speaker 5: Racism?
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: How is.
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: No control over the racism? It's one obvious how racist
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: you are? You turn your nose up at all these
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: amazing Asian restaurants and then got dinner from the white lady. Yeah,
- 1:04:32Speaker 5: come on, that's racist.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: in on radio Fellows.
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: I'm having family money issues. Can you relate it all?
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: Yes?
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: Yeah I can.
- 1:04:48Speaker 5: No, you can't. That's good Pugs producing money. It's oh really,
- 1:04:53Speaker 5: you've got so much money from producing the Big Show. Yeah,
- 1:04:56Speaker 5: your family doesn't have any money issues, that's amazing.
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:04:59Speaker 5: The particular issue I've got, and this happens a lot,
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: is you know, when one relation owes another relation money
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: and things can get a bit weird, right, sure awkward.
- 1:05:09Speaker 5: And the situation we're having is that we owe my
- 1:05:12Speaker 5: brother in law, so my wife, her brother. We owe
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: him quite a lot of money, two thousand dollars roughly,
- 1:05:20Speaker 5: I think. Now, Jace, you won't know what I'm talking about.
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: But I went to Europe about a month and a
- 1:05:27Speaker 5: half ago, Pugs and thank you. That's all right, man,
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: makes me feel like I'm back in Europe. Turn it
- 1:05:33Speaker 5: up a bit, we Wei, Jase, because Jase, you've not
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: been there and heard them. Actually, because you do sound
- 1:05:43Speaker 5: remarkably similar to them.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: I simply must get there, kid.
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: Yea, yeah, yeah, I was in Italy by the way,
- 1:05:50Speaker 5: um chow be yeah, one hundred percent. That's what it
- 1:05:55Speaker 5: sounds like. Maybe you don't need to go to Europe.
- 1:05:57Speaker 5: Maybe you'll be fine, Maybe you're worldly enough base. For
- 1:06:00Speaker 5: about a week and a half, we stayed with my
- 1:06:03Speaker 5: brother in law and his lovely fiance and they were like,
- 1:06:06Speaker 5: we're over here already. They live in Amsterdam. We'll meet
- 1:06:08Speaker 5: you somewhere. We'll book the hotel or airbnb or whatever
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: it was in a rental car for this week and
- 1:06:14Speaker 5: a half period, and then afterwards we'll send you the bill.
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: We're like, cool, we're now back from Europe. We have
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: asked them about ten times to give us the amount
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: that we owe them, because it's like you've got this
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: credit next to your name, yeah, and they will not.
- 1:06:26Speaker 5: They keep being like yeah, yeah, yeah, and they just
- 1:06:28Speaker 5: keep forgetting to send it to us.
- 1:06:29Speaker 9: It's an uncomfortable feeling when you know that it's coming a.
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: Oh, we one hundred percent, and like it's just we've
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: got just the amount sitting in this account which we
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: custom made.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: The first thing I need to know is what. People
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: won't know this if they don't listen to the Big Show.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: But Kezy and his wife have about fifty different accounts
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: we do, yeah, fifty. What account is the money in?
- 1:06:51Speaker 5: So it was in we've renamed the account since it
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: was called it was called Europe twenty twenty five. That's
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: now been renamed to Holidays, right, so I don't know
- 1:07:01Speaker 5: what the next holiday is going to be. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:07:03Speaker 5: And that money has been taken out of the Holiday's account,
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: about roughly two thousand dollars and put into we o
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: brother in law account.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: So what you're saying is you owe them about two
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: grand they just have. They're not getting back to you,
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: they haven't told you how much it is, and then
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: they're not letting you basically get the information you need.
- 1:07:22Speaker 5: That's right.
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: I just want to give them the friggin money. Yeah, perfect,
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: that's good. It's perfect from my point of view. Just
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: carry on that way and never pay them back at all.
- 1:07:31Speaker 5: But then there's going to be a point where, you know,
- 1:07:33Speaker 5: maybe in a month or so, it's going to be like,
- 1:07:35Speaker 5: oh that money you always here's the bill.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: Well that's when you say tough teddies. We've already spent it.
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: So I say to my brother in law, tough titties, Yes,
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: we've already spent it.
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: You took too long getting back to me. That money's
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: been divvied up amongst our other forty five accounts.
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a nightma to try and get all those
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: accounts together there, exactly right. Do you think this should
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: be an expiration on like owing money if you're the
- 1:07:59Speaker 5: one trying to give them money and they won't take it.
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: I think it depends on the amount. Two thousand dollars roughly.
- 1:08:04Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the amount. That's an amount of money that
- 1:08:06Speaker 9: I would want back.
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: You'd want it back instantly, right.
- 1:08:09Speaker 9: Yeah, well, clearly depending on their situation.
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: Neither head nor there for me, Well, that's just like
- 1:08:15Speaker 5: a sentence and dog squad money.
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: Isn't it exactly? Yeah?
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: Right, Okay, I'm gonna I'm thinking if they haven't gone
- 1:08:22Speaker 5: back to us by the end of the year, I'm
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: keeping the money. Does that sound all right?
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: Totally fine by me?
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, good. I'm gonna send them the audio
- 1:08:29Speaker 5: of this show, by the way, hopefully that'll spark them
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: into action.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: Tune in on radio.
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: Sports Chat with ACC head G Lane, brought to you
- 1:08:46Speaker 2: by head Sport Ultra the bill for here good a Lane.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: Yeah, morning fellas. Hey, look seven minutes to go and
- 1:08:55Speaker 4: your weekend starts out pumping you Yeah.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: Very pumped up, speaking of the weekend, mate, Um, I
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: just wanted to ask you a little favor. Actually, I've
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: got a bit of a party happening tomorrow night, and
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: I was wondering if I could borrow a couple of
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: bags of chaps from the ACC, maybe a box even.
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: Well, this is very unlike you to even ask, Jason.
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: For the past year and a half, you've just been
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: stealing them. So what's caught on the tank?
- 1:09:18Speaker 7: Wow?
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: You know the fellows just said to me and it
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: never occurred to me before you could just ask Lane.
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: No, I said you could buy your own you did,
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: you know, Jase, I've been saying that for eighteen months.
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: I see all he has to do is ask yeah,
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: But you've been seeving for the past eighteen months. So
- 1:09:34Speaker 4: I'm going to have to say you can shove it.
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: Yeah, nice nicely, let you go.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: I'm going to say, let's talk Rugby. Then the bleater
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: Slowe Cup. Yeah, it's been eighty three years since Australia
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: has beaten US. Mate, that's an extraordinary record.
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: Yeah, what a hell of a record that is ninety
- 1:09:53Speaker 4: eighty six. David Campeasy the last person to score a
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: try against your Blacks at Eaton Park, and he's the
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: man who invented the goostep. Yes, there on the rugby field,
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: I do.
- 1:10:04Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like bullocks to me. Yeah.
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: No one's giving the Aussie a chance, though usually only
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: paying a dollar sixteen at the tab Australia paying five
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: dollars and for thirteen plus paying fifteen dollars. Now, I
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: don't think they're that bad. No, they don't think they're
- 1:10:20Speaker 4: a bad team. They were one bad decision away from
- 1:10:22Speaker 4: beating the Lions. They're beaten South Africa, they've beaten Argentina.
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: They're they're not a bad team.
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: That's a fair point, because they've been a bit of
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: a surprise package in this tournament. Everyone was sort of
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: riding them off. But you're right. They have beaten the
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: spring Box, they have beaten the Argentina. Everyone seems to
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: be beaten everyone all over the place. Maybe because the
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: All Blacks got an absolute ass hiding from the box
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: in the last Test match, that everyone's pecking, that the
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: boys going to be pretty fired up and it's even
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: part so. Thus Ossie has no chance. Yeah.
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: Look, I mean look, if you're looking to pack a
- 1:10:56Speaker 4: long time, I would argue behind you. These phil Kuns
- 1:10:59Speaker 4: came out and there is nothing special about Eden Park.
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: It's not overly big, crowds, not overly close to you.
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: The facilities are fairly good. There's nothing about the stadium
- 1:11:09Speaker 4: that should mean that they can't win there. And it
- 1:11:11Speaker 4: kind of makes sense as well. And it's got to
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: end at sometime place. It's got to end sometime.
- 1:11:15Speaker 5: It does have to end. And actually, Gilane, get a
- 1:11:18Speaker 5: keysy here, man, I.
- 1:11:18Speaker 4: Hope you're will get a key some chips if you want.
- 1:11:21Speaker 5: Thanks Man, you hear that, Jason, I'll tell you what
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: you could do.
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: You get the chips and then you just give them
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: to me.
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: Absolutely not. The thing one of the feelings I have
- 1:11:31Speaker 5: is that, you know, it was like when the Golden
- 1:11:32Speaker 5: State Warriors in the NBA went on the most historic
- 1:11:35Speaker 5: season run. Either they won the most games any teams
- 1:11:37Speaker 5: won in the regular season and then folded in the postseason.
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: I almost feel like records like this put almost too
- 1:11:43Speaker 5: much pressure on things and it might be anti key
- 1:11:46Speaker 5: with but I actually think a loss of Eden Park
- 1:11:48Speaker 5: would relieve quite a lot of pressure for the All Blacks.
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Like you're right, kids, you have to end
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: at some stage, and I'd rather it would end in
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: a game that doesn't really mean that much, does it.
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: I was glad we beat Africans at Even Park. Yeah,
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: but I feel like it's a nice charitable thing to
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: do for Australian rugby, to make them feel better about
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: themselves and maybe just give them a sniff and then
- 1:12:09Speaker 4: we'll go over to Perth and smash the next week.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: What the hell are you guys talking about? Yeah, listen
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: the Aussies winning even part and then we won't feel
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: so much pressure. Pull yourself together.
- 1:12:19Speaker 5: Keezy, Sorry, Jace, sorry, g Lane. Quick score prediction from
- 1:12:24Speaker 5: you though, before we let you.
- 1:12:24Speaker 4: Go, mate, I'm taking a fairly high scoring off fear.
- 1:12:28Speaker 4: I think they're going to score more than a fifty
- 1:12:30Speaker 4: five and a half points, which is the line, So
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: I'm going to say it is thirty nine forty three
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: to Australia.
- 1:12:38Speaker 7: Wow.
- 1:12:39Speaker 5: Huge cool. That is messive. Sounds like an exciting game though,
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Gu Lane. Sorry about Jason the
- 1:12:44Speaker 5: chips mate.
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: We can sort yeah, Jason's right, we can sort you
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: some snacker Chan, you're expired.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: I don't want to put you out, mane. I'll just
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: grab some on the way out.
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: Thanks ju Lane. There, guys awesome. Of course, that is
- 1:12:57Speaker 5: the end of the home We're doing it. We're doing it, man,
- 1:12:59Speaker 5: that's it. Play the end of show music. It's over, man.
- 1:13:08Speaker 5: So if you've enjoyed listening. By the way, the Hidaky
- 1:13:10Speaker 5: Big Show is on four or seven every week down
- 1:13:12Speaker 5: on Radio Hdarchy.
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: Yeah. And the good news too is Mogi will be
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: back next week, so we'll have the full team again.
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: So that's going to be good. Hey, listen, I'm looking
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: outside fall Us beautiful day. What's the plan for the
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: weekend there, Keezy.
- 1:13:25Speaker 5: I'll be hopping in my little trucky and heading down
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: to Totung to visit the parents for the weekend, do
- 1:13:32Speaker 5: some work on my motorbike, which I bought about a
- 1:13:33Speaker 5: year ago and have done not much work on. So
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: that's going to be my weekend. I'm bloody fizzed up
- 1:13:39Speaker 5: for it. Plus Mom's doing a roast tomorrow night. Oh,
- 1:13:42Speaker 5: and I'll be waiting Chocolate Log or probably Apple Crumble.
- 1:13:45Speaker 5: It's going to be Crumble and we'll be watching The
- 1:13:47Speaker 5: All Blacks which is on at five?
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: Oh is it?
- 1:13:49Speaker 5: I think so? Yeah? Did I see that right?
- 1:13:51Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:13:51Speaker 5: New Zealand by Aussie five o'clock tomorrow.
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: Okay, interesting that changes my weekend slightly, doing PUDs.
- 1:13:58Speaker 8: Two of my best mates to drive up from Wellington today.
- 1:14:02Speaker 8: Just stay with me over the weekend.
- 1:14:03Speaker 9: I've got my other best mates thirtieth tomorrow night, and
- 1:14:05Speaker 9: I'm also djaying tomorrow afternoon. We're about three thirty to
- 1:14:10Speaker 9: five at New North Yard in the North Yard.
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:14:13Speaker 5: People want to come along to that week and they
- 1:14:14Speaker 5: get details pugs New North Yard on Instagram. I thought
- 1:14:18Speaker 5: you gona plug your own Instagram. Yep, sweet, I'm not
- 1:14:20Speaker 5: going to do that. That sounds fun, though it's not about me. Man.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: So you're basically going to get steamed a weekend, is
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: that what you're saying?
- 1:14:26Speaker 5: Hopefully responsibly, Jace? What about you.
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: Got a bit of gardening work to do tomorrow. Just
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: get in the house and tip top shape. Then my
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: wife and I Polly are probably going up to Mungafi
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: beautiful to see her mum there and hang up there
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: for a night. Come back on Sunday. Yeah, just chill out, feelers.
- 1:14:44Speaker 5: And actually a big shout out to everyone. Jace it's
- 1:14:47Speaker 5: his birthday this Sunday.
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:14:49Speaker 5: How old are you turning?
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: Forty one?
- 1:14:50Speaker 5: Forty one? Wow, big birthday, Big birthday celebrations for you
- 1:14:54Speaker 5: on Monday, Man on the Big Show, right.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff. Hey, it's been a pleasure bringing you
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: this breakfast show. We'll be back on the normal time
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: on Monday till then, have a great weekend.
- 1:15:03Speaker 5: See you for you.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: The Hlarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
- 1:15:08Speaker 5: Tune in weekdays and four on Radio Holarcky