Latest / Totally Normal Folks / Episode 006 - The Southeast Asian Experience and Stand-Up Comedy Shenanigans (feat. Fakkah Fuzz)
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- 0:03I never know what that clap is for Yeah, like I I because I
- 0:05don't edit my I do my broadcasters.
- 0:07It just. Helps so that we can line up the
- 0:09audio from all these things. Yeah.
- 0:12So you just put it all on the timeline and you can kind of,
- 0:14yeah, at like the little spikeware claps and then that
- 0:17just helps the rest, right? Because sometimes you're going
- 0:19to be like trying to line up a person's voice over a 2 hour
- 0:22recording is kind of a nightmare.
- 0:25I might like the 1st guest though if you guys had like a
- 0:27lot other guests on this spot and like.
- 0:29You know the. The 2nd, 6th.
- 0:32What? This is like the 6th episode
- 0:35overall. Yeah.
- 0:36And you're the 2nd guest. Wait, you guys only had 6
- 0:39episodes? Yeah, yeah.
- 0:40And I'm really catching you guys earlier.
- 0:42Oh yeah. You know you're investigating
- 0:43bro. Yeah, yeah.
- 0:45Yeah, we tricked him because he thought this was a big podcast,
- 0:47but it was not. No, no, I like I like I.
- 0:51Bunch of small dudes probably. No, it's it's cool because I
- 0:55like the stuff that you guys are talking about and I kind of like
- 0:57to catch podcast at the at the face where like they don't
- 1:00really have a lot to risk. You know, like I think that's
- 1:02another way of saying that you guys are I still running on a
- 1:06deficit right now like. Oh, you have no idea.
- 1:10Zero money. Zero money.
- 1:12We're all running off of the fumes of your hard work editing
- 1:15all of this. Yeah.
- 1:16Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would love to be paid
- 1:18one day, bro. Please, one day, one day.
- 1:20One day. All we need is like a Malaysian
- 1:22to be here present for it has to have like all the almost the
- 1:25entire like new Santara race here.
- 1:27With the exception of like the Filipinos of course.
- 1:29You all remember Mape Lindo, right?
- 1:32Yeah. I remember my feeling, though,
- 1:33where we had like, it's kind of like ASEAN but more like Malay
- 1:36ASEAN, you know what I mean? Yeah.
- 1:37Yeah. Like, like ASEAN is linked
- 1:39together with like, I guess, you know, contracts and official
- 1:42stuff. Like we were just gonna like,
- 1:43hey, man, let's just link together just based on vibes,
- 1:46yes. Yeah, based on vibes, right?
- 1:47I do love linking based on vibes.
- 1:49Vibe based? Yeah, that.
- 1:51She failed in like 2 weeks huh? People, people fought wars over
- 1:55that shit. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:57People kind of be like, hey, why are you trying to start shit?
- 1:59And we're kind of like, hey, I thought we were all vibing.
- 2:02Right. And then, OK, I'm going to get
- 2:05to some Malaysian hot water again.
- 2:06But I believe it was sort of like Sukarno got really pissed
- 2:10because at the time I think Tumku was kind of like, OK,
- 2:15great, let's do mafia and do it. And then like a couple years
- 2:17later, he was like, you see, the British have spoken to me and we
- 2:21we're, we're, we're we're signing a deal.
- 2:23And it's kind of was like, why you backstabbed me like that.
- 2:26Right, right, right, right. Long.
- 2:28Story short, was Confrontasi before or after Mafilindo?
- 2:32Confrontasi was a result of Mafilindo.
- 2:35Falling apart? Yeah, right.
- 2:37Straight. Getting straight.
- 2:39In straight into hot water. Yeah.
- 2:42Confrontasi was because Myfilindo didn't work out.
- 2:45One of the reasons, yeah. Right, right.
- 2:47And then you guys just lost steam like halfway through.
- 2:50You guys just went Nah, You know, it was one or two, one or
- 2:54two attacks and then you guys just went Nah, I think.
- 2:57I think we're good, huh guys? Yeah, we, we stopped because of
- 2:59the because of the coup. Yeah, we we stopped because.
- 3:02Oh, there was that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 3:05So the lore is pause, pause. All right, Hey.
- 3:10Folks, welcome back to the Totally Normal Folks podcast.
- 3:13That was a that was a doozy, but I don't know how much of that
- 3:19will keep in. But damn bro.
- 3:21I'm your host for this episode. Arias, Delta and my Co host as
- 3:25always. We've got Daniel in the house.
- 3:28We're missing Satya for undisclosed reasons, but in his
- 3:33place we have a very special guest all the way from Singapore
- 3:38slash Kuala Lumpur. We have Fat 3 Rashid AKA Can I
- 3:42still say you're? Yes, of course, of course.
- 3:44AKA five of us right here in the house with us.
- 3:47Yo. Thank you for.
- 3:49Thank you for having me. I'm so glad whenever like
- 3:51especially with you guys. I think you guys have the right
- 3:53kind of crowd. Whenever you want to mention my
- 3:55you know my the name that I used before.
- 3:56You'll be like can I date, name you and.
- 3:58I was like, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 3:59That's, yeah, man. That's the right, that's the
- 4:02right term, date, name. You know I've transitioned, so
- 4:04can you guys respect my decision I'm.
- 4:06Respecting it. I'm respecting it right now.
- 4:09Respect artist formerly known as.
- 4:11Yeah. So no Danny, cause I've, I've
- 4:13seen them clips, man. I know you guys go deep.
- 4:15So I just wanna see how, you know what I mean.
- 4:17Like you, I I think it's like a trigger when I talk.
- 4:19Yeah, sorry. You know, it's a trigger when I
- 4:22talk about it. And you're like, alright man,
- 4:23here's what went down in the 70s.
- 4:26Shit. Yeah.
- 4:27We go, we go down the rabbit hole very easily, very fast
- 4:30here. Yeah, but past 3.
- 4:32Thank you so much for coming on the show.
- 4:34Yo, you are the 1st guest that we have that has a Netflix
- 4:37special. Hopefully not the last.
- 4:40Yeah, Panji. Panji can suck my Dick, Yeah.
- 4:45You want to prove him wrong? Panji, come on the show.
- 4:47Exactly, Exactly How you doing? He's my homeboys.
- 4:50Homeboys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 4:52I'm doing his club this week actually, Yeah.
- 4:56But dude, like actually this is like wild because he reached out
- 5:01to us right through the DM and I was like, yo, this guy, who is
- 5:05this dude? I'm like, I'm like yo, but wait
- 5:08a second. Blue check mark though you can.
- 5:11Buy that nowadays. Dude, buy that.
- 5:13That's true. Yeah.
- 5:14But then like, you know, I checked you out.
- 5:16I'm like, whoa. Like this dude is like an
- 5:19actual, like, big name. Like he's got Netflix specials
- 5:22up to Wazoo. He has like, he has like all a
- 5:25big social media presence. Why is dude coming on this like
- 5:29like broke ass podcast? Because.
- 5:32I saw that one clip. That one clip.
- 5:34Because I saw that one clip, Daniel, that's your your boy.
- 5:37I had to come through and straighten you out, bro.
- 5:39You out here saying you like Malaysian food more than you
- 5:42like Indonesian food? I'm here to defend Indonesians.
- 5:45I'm here the defendant and I live in Malaysia, man.
- 5:47I've had our food. But you can't.
- 5:49You can't do Boxo like that, bro.
- 5:51You can't do Boxo like that. You can't do Nazi.
- 5:53You do like that. You know what I mean?
- 5:55You can't do, you can't do NASCAR like that.
- 5:59A lot of my friends that I know personally 'cause, you know, my
- 6:02job gets me. I mean, there's a lot of
- 6:05Malaysians at my job in Singaporeans to do it.
- 6:07Then they, they came at me, bro. They, they were like, I'm sorry,
- 6:10bro. Unfortunately, I can't stand you
- 6:12with that. What were you doing?
- 6:14You deserve all the Flack, all the heat that you're getting.
- 6:16And I'm like, oh, come on. What was like the most like out
- 6:20of pocket comment that you got that you were like surprised,
- 6:22like you would expect a lot of things, right?
- 6:24I mean, it usually comes from a lot of frustration, but like,
- 6:27what were the ones that what were the ones that you got?
- 6:28Like what the what? I don't remember, I think it's
- 6:32mostly after after like a certain amount of views.
- 6:35I just like no, I'm not going to look I'm not going to go into
- 6:37that comment section because it's nasty like but some of the
- 6:41the things that actual people in my life reached out to me what
- 6:44they kind of went like bro, how could you do Nazi U look like
- 6:47that Nazi kandar so mid. Bro and I'm like, you know.
- 6:51I had, I had to go through all those comments because like, I'm
- 6:55running the, the pages, right? Yeah.
- 6:57And and when I tell you bro, the Malaysian's worth evening, one
- 7:01of the one of the comments that we get a lot in that particular
- 7:04clip was for the call. Even though they speak English,
- 7:08IQ still 78 bro. Holy.
- 7:11Shit, man. Bro, you don't I don't know how
- 7:13it is with like the netigens here because call it netigens,
- 7:16right? Yeah, netizens, but we call it
- 7:19netizens. We we, we, we I think we call it
- 7:22the same thing yeah. They get really nasty, man.
- 7:25So what we, the term that we use in, in, in Malaysia, and this is
- 7:29only if like you get to a certain demographic and then you
- 7:32touch that demographic and you're fucked.
- 7:34So it's called machi bawang, right?
- 7:37Machi bawa. So it's basically like Malay
- 7:39aunties. So what, what they are relating
- 7:41it to that Malay aunties that get nasty and they gossip when
- 7:44they're cutting onions, you know what I mean?
- 7:46So, so them, them that group, when they get on to the comment
- 7:50section, they're usually defending city Naliza or
- 7:52something. You know what?
- 7:53When Yeah. Like if if you like attack your
- 7:56favorite artists like they they come at you as hard as K pops K
- 8:00pop. These are the stands, but
- 8:01they're like like. Like Auntie?
- 8:03Yeah. Auntie stands.
- 8:05Yeah. This.
- 8:06Is pretty fucking wild. Yeah, I think, I think I've
- 8:09heard of those. Thank God.
- 8:11I don't think we experienced it that much because I think we
- 8:13kind of reach more of like a Gen.
- 8:14Z crowd, although like, you know.
- 8:16Wait wait, the ones in a man? Are you a Gen.
- 8:18Z? Yes, I think a lot of them are.
- 8:20I have no idea. Right, they don't even have the
- 8:22attention spent to stay mad at you that way.
- 8:25You were you worried about? You know, late millennials, you
- 8:27know, like 90 to 95. Kids right, right, right, right,
- 8:30right. Just got your first child.
- 8:32Second child. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 8:34Or like maybe they're like out there, they're like, you know,
- 8:37maybe they're like, maybe they have like I'm going to school.
- 8:39Maybe like they have like civil service in their dreams one day.
- 8:42And they're kind of like, you know, I gotta stand up for my
- 8:44country and being. Like stand up for like.
- 8:46Why you gotta glaze it like that?
- 8:49I think patriotism is, is, is something that is a little bit
- 8:53foreign to someone who comes from Singapore.
- 8:55It's not that we're not proud. You know what I mean?
- 8:57You feel me? It's not that we're, we're not
- 8:59proud of where we're, we're proud at how efficient Singapore
- 9:01is and we're proud at how well Singapore is doing.
- 9:04But the whole idea of like, I'm representing my flag, it's
- 9:07probably stronger outside of Singapore than it is inside
- 9:10Singapore. That's true.
- 9:11You know what I mean? Like, so for, for if if you were
- 9:14to tell me right now to my face, yo, man, Singapore food sucks.
- 9:17And I'll just go EFA now. I'm not even going to defend it.
- 9:21I'm not even like, maybe people in Singapore would would
- 9:24generally also would just be like, yeah, man, you got a
- 9:27point, huh? You, you could say that because
- 9:29everything you guys do, we do a more sterilized version of yeah,
- 9:35yeah, yeah, we do almost sterilize.
- 9:36What do you mean not even? Like whatever street food that
- 9:39you have, it does. Ours doesn't come with struggle,
- 9:42you understand? Ours.
- 9:44It's too easy. Yeah, yeah.
- 9:45Ours is like, like, like the like the, you know, when you
- 9:48serve, you know, when like you go to like an expat area and
- 9:52then they charge you like to it $12.00 for like a like a Nazi
- 9:56that you could get from a Waru. Yeah, same thing.
- 9:58Yeah, same thing. It's like it's so so that on a
- 10:01larger scale is what Singapore is.
- 10:03It actually reminds me kind of like I saw this clip of like an
- 10:06old Singaporean man being being interviewed and it's like, yeah,
- 10:08what do you, what do you miss about, about old Singapore?
- 10:11It's like, oh, I can't smoke anywhere now.
- 10:13Like I have to walk so far to smoke.
- 10:15And also I miss all the hopper stalls that used to be on the
- 10:18streets now. Yeah, it's too clean, man.
- 10:19It's too clean. It's a yellow box bro.
- 10:21Now it's a yellow box every time you want to smoke.
- 10:23And don't ever. Please do not bring vapes to
- 10:26Singapore. I swear they are on a crack.
- 10:28They'll kill you bro. Yo, Singapore does not like
- 10:33vapes, OK? Because like we got Chinese kids
- 10:36in the corner fucking overdosing or like, whatever that, whatever
- 10:39there's. A laced fit, right?
- 10:41Yeah. I don't know what it's laced
- 10:42with. So like, like now it's like a
- 10:44full on thing in Singapore where like, vapes are, vapes are,
- 10:48yeah. Like absolutely no vape.
- 10:50No vapes. No vapes.
- 10:51They'll they'll they'll they'll, they'll take it when they'll,
- 10:53they'll go through your back and they'll take.
- 10:55It go back, they got like a red bin.
- 10:56Sorry, they got like a red bin, Yeah.
- 10:58Where you throw your vapes in before you enter.
- 11:00Although like I, I, I still do know people.
- 11:03I'm not gonna out them obviously, but like I still do
- 11:05know people in Singapore who still get their vapes and
- 11:08somehow and you know their their other illicit shit.
- 11:10Mostly men. I have no idea what you're
- 11:12talking about. Exactly.
- 11:13Yeah, this is yeah. It's like, you know, just like
- 11:16cuz like as good as OK, obviously if you're arriving to
- 11:18the port or airport security super tight, like like chunky,
- 11:21greatest airport in the world and like super.
- 11:23Scary. Right.
- 11:24But when you're coming down from JB, just like Chuck it in the
- 11:27back and they kind of say drive and I've had friends.
- 11:32Your boy wild, bro, Your boy wild.
- 11:35Yeah. Oh, you gotta find that out you.
- 11:37Know people who have gone through the JB checkpoint hey.
- 11:43Hey, hey, hey, listen, listen, listen.
- 11:47Like I'm just pointing out that what you could get in trouble
- 11:49with in Singapore, man, it's like a very small place,
- 11:52motherfuckers, you know what I mean?
- 11:54Like don't, don't, don't come through with that energy, you
- 11:57know, just. Like, just know what you're
- 11:59like, walk around you find out, just know what you're getting.
- 12:01Into dude, can I just say, though, I think that that what's
- 12:04fascinating right about the like, there's a lot of basically
- 12:07we're divided politically, but like culturally we have a lot of
- 12:11the same kind of roots, right? So, so I think what's very
- 12:14fascinating is how the political division, right, has defined
- 12:19the, the, the use of language and also like what we do to try
- 12:23and differentiate the, the, the place where I'm from compared to
- 12:27yours. Like, for example, Basa
- 12:29Indonesia as a language that's been standardized in, in, in
- 12:32Indonesia as like the official language right now.
- 12:35The iteration of that was the that like is correct me if I'm
- 12:38wrong, it's a derivative of the Malay language.
- 12:40Yeah. And then it was upgraded into
- 12:41Basa Indonesia for like wide understanding.
- 12:44Yeah. Right.
- 12:44Now, some of the words that y'all use in Basa Indonesia
- 12:48means a completely different thing in Malay, you know what I
- 12:51mean? So like sometimes where y'all be
- 12:53saying that shit like I'd be like what the you know, like I
- 12:57my first girlfriend was for OK, my first girlfriend was when I
- 13:01was in high school, I went to I went to a school in Malacca.
- 13:03My first girlfriend was represent.
- 13:04But yeah, I was from Pokan Baru, right?
- 13:06It's a it's a chindo girl from Pokan Baru, OK, And and she said
- 13:10she said this to me. She said like I was too
- 13:12nonchalant. So she's like, it's like I like
- 13:15like now here's the thing. Butu in Malay means a completely
- 13:20different thing. So it's like I don't butukan
- 13:22you. What is you need more Butu in
- 13:23your life. You know what I mean?
- 13:24So like, you know, you feel me? So I was like, I was like,
- 13:28what's going on? Only to find out that Bhutto
- 13:31means need, right? But Bhutto doesn't mean need.
- 13:35It's a different, yeah, it's a different angle where I'm from.
- 13:38Does it mean balls? No, no, it means.
- 13:41What does it mean? It means it means Dick.
- 13:43Yeah. So it was like, you don't dig
- 13:45me. I'm like, oh, I haven't been
- 13:47digging you down. Like we were both 15, you know?
- 13:50So I didn't have. Yeah, it was a.
- 13:52Little bit like oh what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 13:56So, so but then like when, when you learn that, I do kind of
- 13:59feel like Indonesia though, like like you guys, you guys have
- 14:03managed to take the language and, and, and turn it into like
- 14:05a like a very rhythmic flow. You made like Basa, like Malayu
- 14:10more rhythmic. However, Malay is, is somehow
- 14:13melodious than it is rhythmic. Does that make sense?
- 14:15Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 14:17But you know, like people, I think, I don't know if this is
- 14:21this, the sentiment is true or not, But I've, I've read it
- 14:23somewhere where a lot of Singaporeans, they, they like,
- 14:30they like the fact that a lot of us and our ethnic, the various
- 14:34ethnic groups in Indonesia all speak the same language, kind of
- 14:38like a unity kind of thing. And they, they vibe with that.
- 14:41And we're over here like, well, a lot of repression went into
- 14:45that, man. It was kind of like, yeah, it
- 14:48was kind of like, no more speaking.
- 14:50Chinese for you. Oh, oh, oh, right.
- 14:53So I didn't know that. So, so in efforts to stand OK,
- 14:56through the path, through where you guys wanted to be
- 14:58standardized, there was, you know, some shit went down.
- 15:01Now you're just trying to say, oh cool, cool, cool, cool.
- 15:03And I mean, a lot of it happened during, you know, the the old
- 15:06man's time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 15:08You all had a who we were talking.
- 15:09About you all. Had an old man too.
- 15:11Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's old man bro.
- 15:13Universal Southeast Asian experience have like, oh,
- 15:16there's that one old man. Yeah, yeah. 70s and 80s.
- 15:19Around the country. Oh.
- 15:21Man, which old man do you think? Like, you know what?
- 15:26Cambodia's old man was pretty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 15:33Vietnam's old man was a good guy.
- 15:35Vietnam old man was like. The only you know, honestly,
- 15:37yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 15:39Vietnam's old man was like, hey man, let me just you know.
- 15:42Yeah, let's get out of here. Yeah, get folks.
- 15:44Yeah, Yeah. And then and then they were
- 15:46like, oh, let's name the whole city after you.
- 15:48You know what type shit. Yeah, I like it.
- 15:51Yeah, I think we didn't name. It cities here after him.
- 15:54But y'all had like 2 old man's one was like, we just gonna do
- 15:58this ourselves and then you know, and then the Dutch is out
- 16:02now it's just us. And then you got the old man
- 16:04after that. Yeah.
- 16:05When? Bring the white people back.
- 16:08Bring them all back. Yeah, be like you want.
- 16:10We got all the gold palm oil. We.
- 16:13Got gold, we got oil, we got oil.
- 16:15Right, right, right, right. Right.
- 16:17Money we we open. One of the wildest stories I
- 16:20think I've ever heard was I think this is like a maybe
- 16:23conspiracy or not, but like it's a I think the, the, the 1st
- 16:27president like they had like a set.
- 16:29They tried to blackmail him with a sex tape.
- 16:31Oh, that I Yeah, yeah. This is a very common story.
- 16:34Yeah, that was in his memoir. So like, they tried to like,
- 16:37blackmail him with a, with a sex tape and then he proceeded to
- 16:40make copies of it. Did he make copies of it?
- 16:43I think did, yeah, because it wasn't in the KGB spy or
- 16:46something. I can't.
- 16:47Remember, whether it was on the CIA or KGB, it's one of those
- 16:49two obviously, right? But they tried to blackmail him
- 16:51and, and, and his response was sort of being like, yeah, go
- 16:55ahead, release it. Cuz, you know, it was like kind
- 16:58of like so that the whole world can see like.
- 17:01You know, see my stroke. Yeah, yeah.
- 17:03No. So.
- 17:03Yeah, Roe is 1 freaky ass. President so the whole world can
- 17:06see like, like, basically like, you know, a brown man fucking a
- 17:09white woman. And then and then and then
- 17:11everyone's like, yeah, the optics of that is actually not
- 17:13quite good. Yeah.
- 17:15Yeah. Yeah, it's like about time y'all
- 17:17gave back, yeah? Roe is just horny IRL 24/7 bro.
- 17:22Hey bro. And he was and he was like, I
- 17:25will not for like he was. He did a lot of good things, I
- 17:27suppose, but he was also one of the most misogynistic men.
- 17:31Have you ever read his memoir? Yeah.
- 17:33And yeah. Where he's kind of being like,
- 17:36like, oh, yeah. He, you know, he does.
- 17:37He has the whole thing of like, you know, women belong in like
- 17:40the kitchen and whatnot, right. And there would be a lot in his
- 17:43memoir. And he was also just like a
- 17:44very, very well known. He could not keep it in his
- 17:46pants. Let's just say that he's like.
- 17:48Officially. Sounds like a good hang, yeah?
- 17:51I want to smoke with this guy. I have a beer with this.
- 17:54Guy 5 wives. So many wives, bro.
- 17:57Yeah, we lost count of the. Save some for the rest of us.
- 17:59I mean like yo, the the pick up line is hey man, you know who's
- 18:03in charge? That's.
- 18:06The pick up line. Yo bro, I'm in.
- 18:09Charge, you know, you know this country you're in fine.
- 18:12Yeah, damn. It just started to rain really
- 18:14heavily as soon as we go to the juicy parts of this pie.
- 18:18I'm a, I'm a say in Southeast Asia.
- 18:20That's like, that's like, what do you call it?
- 18:25Superstitious, Right. In a way.
- 18:26True. Yeah, and the rain's been really
- 18:29wild right now. Yeah, like it's the whole day,
- 18:31but it's not like consistently the whole day.
- 18:33It's just off and on, off and on.
- 18:35But like. What, what, What is it about
- 18:37Singapore that you guys like, Like envy and you wish that you
- 18:41had in your bed? Let me, let me go, Let me go,
- 18:44go. You go, you go.
- 18:45I'm a big like public transport guy, Manager just laughed off
- 18:53screen. But but yeah, like I'm a big
- 18:55public transport guy and. Know why?
- 18:58You know why? You know why we allow?
- 18:59Because we're in this big ass house, you know?
- 19:02That's why, that's why I'm a big public transport.
- 19:06Guy, no you're not. No.
- 19:08No, no, no, no, no. This is more square feet than
- 19:12you've ever seen in your. Life, yeah.
- 19:13I know. And it's like, you know, you
- 19:15don't say the public transport. It's like, it's like, it's like,
- 19:17it's like listening to me saying, oh, you know what?
- 19:19I love living in small apartments, but I'm living in
- 19:22this big ass house. Just to be clear, I don't live
- 19:24here. But anyway, yeah, yeah, dude,
- 19:27just straight off the bat, like Singapore's MRT system is crazy,
- 19:31dude. We here, we have like one line.
- 19:34We have one line and then that's it.
- 19:35And it's like it. Took us 15 years to make 15.
- 19:37Years, bro yeah, to get that one line and we're.
- 19:40Talking about the line that that hits to the to the airport.
- 19:44No, there's a sub. We have a subway system and our
- 19:47call system is like one line, but like it goes north to South,
- 19:50basically. They're expanding it further
- 19:52north. But yeah, like just just on that
- 19:56point, like getting anywhere here is a fucking nightmare.
- 19:59Getting anywhere in Jakarta is a fucking nightmare because like
- 20:03traffic is insane. And even we have.
- 20:08We have a public transport network, we have trains,
- 20:10commuter rails and stuff like that, but getting the first and
- 20:13last mile is always hellish because it's hard to get from
- 20:17from where you are to the stations a lot of the times.
- 20:19Is it true that your city is sinking?
- 20:22Yes. Whoa.
- 20:23It is singing as we speak, right now, as we.
- 20:25Speak right now. It's sinking.
- 20:26Yeah. So what's the really?
- 20:27When you go home after this podcast.
- 20:28You'll see some evidence of that yourself.
- 20:31Give. Me the weather.
- 20:31What's the what's the rate of your city sinking like?
- 20:34Like is it like 222 centimeters a year or something?
- 20:38Like is there a rate? I'm gonna look it up.
- 20:40Look it up. Look it up.
- 20:41Is Jakarta sinking? But like, you know, like what's
- 20:43the, what's the I think in? The parts that I do know is I
- 20:47think in like some of like the northern like settlements, I
- 20:51think the water is already something crazy like.
- 20:55Yeah, I got. I got the thing.
- 20:56Like 70 or like more millimeters, like the water line
- 21:00is already above, like where the ground is.
- 21:01So they have to build like a, like a.
- 21:03Like a big wall. You guys are like Venice, man.
- 21:05A little bit. Yeah, it's like shittier, have
- 21:09more trash in it. Yeah, OK.
- 21:11This is from Google AI Overview. So yeah, stick us with a grain
- 21:13of salt. A 25 to 30 centimeters per year
- 21:17and that's and it's faster in some some parts of North Dakota.
- 21:2130 centimeters a year is yeah, yeah is crazy bro.
- 21:25Yeah, yeah. 30 centimeters. Some some parts have sunk 2 1/2
- 21:29meters in just ten years. What's the cause of the sinking?
- 21:31Is just too many buildings or what?
- 21:33That's number one, but 2. So again, we were called us by
- 21:38the Dutch and you know how the Dutch love lowland, you know,
- 21:41like right, right. And I think they just came here
- 21:43because it was like generally very similar geographically to
- 21:47where they were. But then also, you know, after
- 21:50everything post independence and everything, I think the main
- 21:54reason why we're sinking is on top of all the buildings.
- 21:57What not we obviously it's a big city.
- 21:59So you need to like pump out groundwater because you need
- 22:02water to live and the the soil underneath Jakarta is kind of
- 22:06like also held up by the groundwater.
- 22:09So the more people move in, the more groundwater you pump up,
- 22:12the more hollow the ground underneath gets.
- 22:14Oh my God, yeah, that's a nightmare bro.
- 22:16Yeah, because it's kind of like the the ground, the soil,
- 22:19basically. I don't, I don't know what the
- 22:20exact size. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 22:22But it's generally quite muddy. So the more groundwater the you
- 22:26pop out, you know, the more compact the yeah, yeah, mud gets
- 22:29and bugs go, yeah, lower, lower. Yeah.
- 22:32That's what the the country's leadership have basically
- 22:35abandoned Jakara. They're kind of like, fuck it,
- 22:37this doesn't work, let's move. Yeah, you guys, is everybody
- 22:41supposed to move to Kalimantan by by, by by a certain time,
- 22:45right? I doubt it.
- 22:46There. Was.
- 22:47Is this, is this a topic we're not supposed to talk about?
- 22:48Now we can talk. About.
- 22:49But there was a plan and it was pushed very, very hard by the
- 22:52last administration by Joe Kobe. And then, you know, like
- 22:56probably won the election and then, you know, we had different
- 22:59plans and cutting it. And now we don't really talk
- 23:01about it that much. Yeah.
- 23:03Yeah, It used to be the only thing they talk about, like
- 23:06press stores bring. Yeah, like a bring like, you
- 23:08know, Chinese investors, American investors. $10
- 23:11trillion, yeah. Yeah, are like to the point
- 23:15where like unfortunately he's not here, but like he has a
- 23:17story where like I'll see because like our missing podcast
- 23:21house, not Kim, but like the yeah, last year.
- 23:24No, no. Two years ago.
- 23:25Was it like he missed his wife's birthday because they made him
- 23:30fly? All the way out there.
- 23:31To the jungle and do a report. Oh yeah, yeah, 'cause they were
- 23:34like, they were pushing that shit hard, man.
- 23:36They were like, you know, bringing all the investors.
- 23:38They had like parades and stuff like that, even though there was
- 23:40like nothing there basically. That's crazy.
- 23:43It was just crazy. Yeah.
- 23:44So now you guys just don't talk about it.
- 23:46It's 30 centimeters a year. It's crazy, Yeah.
- 23:48It's like in 10 years that's yeah, it's like could be.
- 23:52Big parts of the the city might be underwater by 20-50,
- 23:56something like that. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 23:59That's in our lifetime. We're going to get to see.
- 24:02We got to get to see the city turn to Venice in our lifetime.
- 24:05Yeah, exactly. It's a good time to.
- 24:06Buy high rise apartments. What?
- 24:10Nah, it's a good time to. Like no, no, wait, do you think
- 24:13the the shift over to Kalimantan is going to work or do you think
- 24:15it it will it will work? Well.
- 24:19That's right. Cool.
- 24:20Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool enough
- 24:21being for real that's. Something you know, because like
- 24:24they, they. Came up with a report recently
- 24:25right where like only 10% of the of the civil.
- 24:30Servants. No, no, no, but like they.
- 24:32Opened it up for like investment and only like 10% of that has
- 24:36actually been like snapped up by investors.
- 24:38So on top of that, we don't have any actually have any money to
- 24:42build the place. We just kind of being like
- 24:44because The thing is the. Waters, they're kind of I mean
- 24:46the, the the weather, the weather I wish I.
- 24:49Wish our politics was as interesting as yours.
- 24:52Like we do not have. We do not have anything bro.
- 24:55We don't have, we don't have. Take it bro, you don't have it.
- 24:58We don't have. Anything remotely as
- 24:59interesting, which is like, I don't know, maybe a blessing.
- 25:02And also, I mean, it's, it sucks for comedy, but like, you know.
- 25:06You make a killing, you know. You know.
- 25:08It. Sucks for comedy but like for
- 25:10just more material. Generation like.
- 25:12Generally everyday folk like the, the, the recent one, it's
- 25:16probably something you might have heard of.
- 25:18And then when you're looking at it, you're going like, you know,
- 25:21like we had like 1 corruption case, OK, where this minister of
- 25:26transport, he didn't even receive money, bro.
- 25:28He received gifts and the gift was a Brompton bike, a foldable
- 25:34bike. And listen to how you're
- 25:37laughing right now. You're like, he went to prison
- 25:39for that. But that was a serious offense
- 25:41in Singapore, bro. Can you imagine a minister
- 25:44receiving a gift from someone that's not in politics to to to
- 25:48to you? Know can you?
- 25:50Can you? Imagine that.
- 25:50Just just think about it. A politician receiving money
- 25:55from an outsider? That's incredible bro.
- 25:59That's like, that's like like every other.
- 26:01Monday bro like. Every.
- 26:03Other week here. Imagine.
- 26:04I find it. Difficult.
- 26:06I find it. Difficult, yeah.
- 26:07So. So so so.
- 26:10So. So when it happened to us, we
- 26:12were like. Do every time.
- 26:13Every time I tell Malaysians this story, they'll be like, oh,
- 26:15free him, he's innocent, free him.
- 26:18A bicycle. Great bro, Racing didn't even
- 26:21get his money's worth. So the man loves health, yes?
- 26:26To him. Geez.
- 26:27God, yeah. Some people they get like flown
- 26:30out the private jets, casinos, Ferraris, you got a folder like.
- 26:37You can't forbid a man has hobbies but was like the.
- 26:42Was the sentiment when when that news broke among general
- 26:45Singaporeans for like? This was.
- 26:48Generally, the reaction of like most Singaporeans, when they
- 26:51heard it, they were like, oh. Yeah, that's OK.
- 26:54That's it. That's the only expression.
- 26:57Now, there you go. Oh, he got a follower.
- 26:59Did he get money? No.
- 27:00No, not just gifts, Right. Oh, wait.
- 27:03Or do. Yeah, let me say it.
- 27:05He got. He got a.
- 27:06Foldable. Bike and two Hamilton tickets.
- 27:10Straight. To the.
- 27:11Electric chair, Bro Electric. Chair man, I'm saying front.
- 27:14Row. My man.
- 27:16Definitely right now. That.
- 27:18Is top tier. Corruption bro in Singapore,
- 27:20straight to the gulag bro. The audacity of this man.
- 27:26Send him straight to Changi. Yeah, Yeah.
- 27:28So. So, yeah, so, so, so we got that
- 27:31guy and then we had with the in this case, nobody really got
- 27:37arrested, but there was a leader of opposition party, I think he,
- 27:42him and who he was working with like a partner.
- 27:45So the the both of them were in parliament and then the partner
- 27:50or the of the opposition party's leaders partner at that time or
- 27:53no, no, not like personal partner, like political partner.
- 27:56At the time she spoke about, she, she told a story about her
- 28:02taking alleged girl to A, to A, to a police station for a sexual
- 28:08assault case. But turns out that it was a
- 28:12fabric allegedly, I don't know if it's confirmed now and, and a
- 28:16fabricated story. So that means you're lying in
- 28:19parliament. So then somebody had to take a
- 28:21hit for lying in parliament. And then, and then, I mean,
- 28:23correct me if I'm wrong at any point, but like she, she quit
- 28:27politics and then he recently just got removed from politics.
- 28:32But that was kind of like a year to what, a 4-5 year long type
- 28:37investigation? I know, I know.
- 28:38You're looking at me going like cute, right?
- 28:41Lying in Parliament. Lying.
- 28:42In Parliament. Can you imagine?
- 28:43Somebody not telling the truth, a politician not telling the
- 28:46truth. Can you imagine that?
- 28:47Yeah. Can you imagine that?
- 28:49Saying it's. Unbelievable, bro.
- 28:52No, Yeah. So that's as.
- 28:53Much as we. Have like home.
- 28:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel sorry you guys are.
- 28:58Stunned right now at. How so?
- 29:00Sorry for you bro, I'm speechless.
- 29:01Having to live. In a fucking hell hole like
- 29:04that. We were talking about, though,
- 29:07what? What what we like from
- 29:08Singapore? Give him an.
- 29:09Indonesian citizen right now. Give him an Indonesian.
- 29:13Give him right now. A visa.
- 29:15'S fine. A visa's good.
- 29:18I don't need. To I was gonna say the public.
- 29:21Transport that one and like, you know, general walkability and,
- 29:25like, air quality, cleanliness, you know, just like, honestly,
- 29:30this stuff that people glaze Singapore over a lot here, Yeah.
- 29:33We're just like, Oh my God, bro, the streets are so clean.
- 29:36Yeah. You know, all that kind of
- 29:37stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 29:38We. We do have that going on for us,
- 29:40bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 29:41Well, yeah. I'm.
- 29:46I'm going to say I, I don't, I can't really think of something
- 29:49that I envy Singapore a lot for these days because I thankfully
- 29:53I've like, I, I've in the last few years, I've made a lot of
- 29:56like Singaporean friends and also like Malaysian friends.
- 29:58And I, I think I would remember a time where I used to glaze
- 30:01Singapore out of being like again, like, you know, public
- 30:03transportation, stuff like that. But then sounds like someone got
- 30:06some employment. I know, yeah.
- 30:11But then I guess like and and then.
- 30:15Like I went to like KL for the first time in my life
- 30:18effectively. And then be like, you know what,
- 30:20everything that I thought I like Singapore for KL seems to also
- 30:24have. But just like, you know, like
- 30:26slightly better, you know, And so I'm kind of being like, I
- 30:30like this kid. Yeah, your managers, yeah,
- 30:31agree. With me, yeah.
- 30:32Yeah, like. Get this.
- 30:33Manimalian Citizenship. Right now bro.
- 30:37He's feeling for it, bro. You got.
- 30:38Metallic you got. Like chicken rice and like the
- 30:42the good kind, the EPO fry like and then you got you got like
- 30:45Mama stalls that are open till like 2:00 AM and then like I
- 30:49thought I liked the Singapore. This is the same sentiment as
- 30:52the. Last time, yeah.
- 30:53You love bro? Double down.
- 30:55Fuck yeah. I love that shit.
- 30:56Double down on that shit. Bro come.
- 30:58At me. I thought that like, OK, sure, I
- 31:01think again, like because like the Jakarta and the public
- 31:05transportation is pretty bad. But then I I was on like the the
- 31:08KL based 1 is like, you know what still this actually.
- 31:11It's pretty good. It's not, I would say that like,
- 31:13yeah, it's not an octopar with the Singapore one because the
- 31:15Singapore one still takes the cake.
- 31:17But like the the KL 1 is like pretty good.
- 31:20And so I'm being like, you know what?
- 31:22I don't feel like I need to glaze Singapore as much anymore,
- 31:25especially when you guys live in like an open air mall,
- 31:27basically. Yeah, yeah.
- 31:30It's an airport bro. It's a large airport.
- 31:34That's your. Airport is the best you.
- 31:35Spent 50 years building 1 dude. 65.
- 31:39Years 60. Five.
- 31:40There you go. My bad.
- 31:42Wait 60 years. Go.
- 31:43Come get him. Wait man, so so it.
- 31:46Is it? You never really leave the
- 31:47airport. That's why a passport is so
- 31:49strong. I thought it was.
- 31:51Because of British colonization. Because we're an airport bro,
- 31:56you know? I mean, yeah.
- 31:57So, so, yeah, I think KL is probably a good middle ground
- 32:02between like Jakarta and Singapore for someone that,
- 32:07that, that, that enjoys really the, the, the culture and the
- 32:10great of things. KL still has that.
- 32:13Because if you go to Singapore and you come straight from
- 32:15Jakarta, you find that that's like, it's all it's, it's, it's
- 32:19Truman Show like, like, like Loki Truman Show, like, you know
- 32:22what I mean? It's like, man, everything is so
- 32:24like programmed and it's, it's, it's so cute, like.
- 32:29It's yeah, it'll be like, like I.
- 32:31Won't go here, but I. Know Malaysians, I've spoken
- 32:34with the Malaysians who was like yeah, Singapore have no culture
- 32:37and I think like. I'm not going to go there
- 32:39because. Again, I don't know, I I don't
- 32:41really have to do it. Bro.
- 32:42Singaporeans. Are not going to come at you
- 32:44bro. They're just going to agree
- 32:46with. Me.
- 32:46You know why? Because.
- 32:48Because their lives are great not it's a perfect.
- 32:51Life room, nobody ever complaints about anything.
- 32:54It's really not like. Complaining is our national
- 32:57hobby, but like, it is our national hobby.
- 32:59But The thing is, we don't have that kind of energy to go online
- 33:02to do that. Yeah, like generally you're too
- 33:04busy working. Yeah, yeah, we're so busy.
- 33:07Trying to make ends meet or stay above water in Singapore.
- 33:09That like if something pisses us off on the Internet, we get over
- 33:13it by the the next day. Like we don't really have, you
- 33:17know, a lot of things happen in Singapore.
- 33:18Like sometimes people go crazy on the MRTS and stuff like
- 33:22they're cursing up. That stuff dies out the next
- 33:24day. You know, it's not yeah, yeah,
- 33:26it's pretty busy. Probably Amos E is the biggest
- 33:28thing that happened. OK, that's actually like.
- 33:30The thing that I want to ask you about where like, you know,
- 33:32there there seems to be like a lot going on.
- 33:35People just kind of like keep their hands down and work right.
- 33:37Yeah. And so this is a big thing that,
- 33:39you know, like people who glaze Singapore in this country are
- 33:42going to be like, yeah, but like, you know, look at how good
- 33:44they're like living standard is. And their income is like highest
- 33:47in the world. They're like, I don't know, top
- 33:4810 or right. Like you're, you're like your
- 33:50eerie income per capita. Yeah.
- 33:53What is it actually like? Is that something that like, you
- 33:56do feel the impacts of it be like, Oh yeah, look at my
- 33:58salary, It's so big. Well, or is it like, what's the
- 34:01working culture? They're like I don't and I don't
- 34:04know if. I'm the best person to kind of
- 34:05talk. About this right now, because
- 34:07like, you know, I, I don't I'm not, I haven't been based there
- 34:09for about like seven months, but I have been based there for
- 34:13almost all my life and a good portion of my life was also, you
- 34:17know, just doing menial work and also doing like just just odd
- 34:21jobs. It is tough to make ends meet in
- 34:24terms of like finding housing and also affording housing,
- 34:29affording rent, affording daily, daily necessities.
- 34:33And you kind of have to like scale down and kind of find the
- 34:35cheap options to things because as much as the dollar is strong,
- 34:39the, the cost of living there is also high.
- 34:42So like we're really trying to battle that and trying to scrape
- 34:44through that. You can't, I don't know if
- 34:47there's minimum wage in Singapore.
- 34:48Is there minimum wage in Singapore?
- 34:49There isn't minimum wage in Singapore.
- 34:50So like so, so you know, so, so we, we kind of have to fight to
- 34:54try, try and like survive or stay abroad.
- 34:56But once you make it out of that, then then I guess it's, it
- 35:01can be quite a cruisy life, except that space is something
- 35:05that's not readily available to Singaporeans.
- 35:07So as so, so subconsciously, you still feel like you're, it's
- 35:13kind of like a pressure cooker environment, you know, and, and
- 35:16I will, I say, I say this in, in Full disclosure, that this is
- 35:22just my opinion that I feel like because we followed like an
- 35:27invisible system for so long, you know, like a system that has
- 35:30made it work or a system that has been put in place that
- 35:33discipline. Singaporeans right now, it kind
- 35:36of, it feels like we're following an imaginary Big
- 35:39Brother Loki, you know what I mean?
- 35:40Like, it may not be as, as as harsh as it used to be, or it
- 35:44may not be as stringent as it used to be, but Singaporeans by
- 35:47nature have already programmed ourselves to understand that,
- 35:50OK, this works in the most efficient way.
- 35:53Therefore, nothing can veer away from the, from what works,
- 35:56right? Because that's why everybody
- 35:58kind of like lives, how they lives and are how they are is
- 36:01because like what's not broken shall not be fixed.
- 36:04So, so that, that that is kind of what the mentality of
- 36:07Singaporeans are right now. It's not a question of like, oh,
- 36:12it's we're, we're we're satisfied where we are.
- 36:14It's a it's a question of that. We know it's hot here, but it's
- 36:18the safest here. Yeah, that's, that's where
- 36:20that's where we're at at the moment.
- 36:22And I think you travel outside the world and experience a
- 36:24little bit of grit. You know, it's slowly, I feel,
- 36:28again, my opinion chips away at your character a little bit.
- 36:31You know that you become, you become a somewhat robotic.
- 36:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's why arts in
- 36:38Singapore. Is the most thriving scene in
- 36:41like. Oh really do?
- 36:44Tell Yeah, everyone's just kind of.
- 36:47Like heads down, focus on making money just it is money is a.
- 36:52Financial, financial success is, is one of the main key points of
- 36:57like survival in Singapore. You know, you kind of have to be
- 36:59that and and granted that for every problem Singapore has, it
- 37:05has a solution implemented by the government that works well
- 37:09or semi well, depending on your situation.
- 37:11You know, there's welfare programs, there's like there's
- 37:15not a big homeless population, but also there's like elements
- 37:18within that that don't really suit individual needs.
- 37:21But then that's that's usually the answer that Singapore gives
- 37:25where it's like, oh, what will you do about this problem?
- 37:27Or we already put this program in place.
- 37:29Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that.
- 37:32That kind of like. Happens in the country, but it's
- 37:35small, so whatever happens still feels manageable, you know what
- 37:39I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 37:40What's the population at right? Now what are we hitting 7
- 37:44million right now bro? Damn, pissing me the fuck off
- 37:47bro too many. People, too many people it's.
- 37:50So dense. It's so dense.
- 37:52It's insane. I know this was the vision, OK.
- 37:55But it's like there's too many people for too little space.
- 37:58It's just you don't. You just don't feel.
- 38:00Yeah. You know what I mean?
- 38:01Yeah. Yeah.
- 38:02And I think a lot of main cities are like that.
- 38:04Yeah. You know what I mean?
- 38:05Like Jakarta, I guess it's kind of a dense city as well, right?
- 38:08You have no idea, bro. Yeah.
- 38:10I think we're, I think we just won like the most populated city
- 38:12in the world, right? Something like that.
- 38:14Yeah, like 41. 1,000,000 something.
- 38:15Shit, yeah, I'm. A I'm a Shut up.
- 38:18We have more than let's probably like wait, wait.
- 38:23In Jakarta alone, there's 40 something million.
- 38:25So in the Greater Jakarta. Metropolitan sorry in Central
- 38:28Jakarta. The special region of Jakarta is
- 38:3111,000,000. Yeah, and the greater
- 38:33metropolitan era area is of 41 point something.
- 38:37I'm gonna go ahead and shut the fuck up.
- 38:40No, cuz we got, we got you. Yeah, here with full.
- 38:43Confidence going like, yeah, so Desmond they're like bro
- 38:47situation for. People.
- 38:50Then I believe it is lovely. Yeah.
- 38:53All that energy. Yeah.
- 38:53No, but I do. I do understand it.
- 38:58I think it was like, again, I don't know.
- 39:00I come from, again, Jakarta, where there is, it's just like
- 39:03you, you go up a building and it's just building as far as you
- 39:06can see. When I was in Kli was kind of
- 39:09being like, oh wow, they have space for trees here.
- 39:12And it's like more, more trees than I would see here.
- 39:15You were surprised by that? I think so no cuz I think.
- 39:19Like trees are something that I expect to see in like a suburban
- 39:21area, but once you enter a more like, you know, central area,
- 39:26it's really difficult to like see like, you know, pieces of
- 39:32like, you know, like Greenland that isn't specifically kind of
- 39:36like, oh, this is a park and even park we don't we don't
- 39:39have. A lot of public green spaces,
- 39:43yeah. Like the biggest green space
- 39:45that we have in Jakarta, Glorabuncarno, Yeah, is
- 39:48technically private. It's like it used to.
- 39:51Be government land and then they sold some of it.
- 39:54That's kind of like the Which. I'm sure was completely.
- 39:57Completely over above board. Everything would you say?
- 40:00Would you say that? Like culturally you guys are a
- 40:02little more liberal or more conservative in terms of things
- 40:05because I've seen, I, I personally think you guys are
- 40:08more liberal than it is in, in outside of Indonesia.
- 40:11If you feel like Indonesia's conservative because like
- 40:14that's, that's first of all, there's a wide spectrum, you
- 40:17know, of, of, of, of cultures that you guys have and that,
- 40:20that, that spectrum kind of gives you guys a little bit more
- 40:22space. I especially love when I see
- 40:26it's, it's so crazy when I see, when I see these supermodels,
- 40:30right, right. It's just just supermodels like
- 40:33fucking, you know, bearing. Bearing it all.
- 40:37Right PST DS coming out there going assalamu alaikum, looking
- 40:41like that. I'm like wow, you know what I
- 40:43mean like you, you it's it's it's it's crazy.
- 40:46It's it's crazy to see like like that.
- 40:48So I don't think that kind of. Freedom.
- 40:55Well, no, I want to say freedom. Freedom's not a good term, but
- 40:57like I, I don't think it's as liberal.
- 40:58Like we don't talk about, we don't joke about for the
- 41:01comedians. We don't joke about religion or
- 41:03anything like home, like over here.
- 41:05They do. I think we do we.
- 41:09I think it's also kind of. Like a topic that we tiptoe
- 41:13around, right? Yeah, I think if you say
- 41:15Jakarta, compared to the rest of Indonesia, Jakarta is definitely
- 41:18more aggressive or a liberal. Yeah, but I feel like that's
- 41:22like the case with a lot of major cities.
- 41:24Yeah, just in general, right. We adopt A very like we.
- 41:27Don't talk about that kind of like like LGBTQ rights.
- 41:31Oh no, yeah, they're here. Do we talk about them?
- 41:33No, not really. We don't, right.
- 41:34Yeah, right. Unless it effects you
- 41:37personally, we don't think like we kind of brush it under the
- 41:39table, which I guess has its, we kind of like, you know, a lot of
- 41:44people here. I guess it's just like, yeah, if
- 41:45you like stay in your lane, you know, don't ask, don't tell,
- 41:48kind of right. But generally societally as
- 41:51well, what I found is, you know, like, you know, the usual joke.
- 41:54I was like, Oh yeah, I'm socially progressive, but you
- 41:56know, fiscally conservative. We're kind of the other way
- 41:58around where we're, I think we're from vastly different
- 42:00circles. My circle joke like that some
- 42:03people. Do.
- 42:04Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but they're kind of like
- 42:05we are socially conservative, but fiscally very leftist
- 42:11because I obviously, you know, with our founding fathers,
- 42:13Sukarno, we had the big, you know, a leftist like I think we
- 42:16call it like Marahainisma where it's like, yeah, it's like to
- 42:19like, you know, power to the, to the small guy, to the to the
- 42:22farmer, you know, And so I call it Marahainisma.
- 42:24Yeah. Yeah, fuck, I'm going to use
- 42:26that now. Yeah, feel free to.
- 42:28Yeah, like Marahain, like. The whole, the whole concept,
- 42:30Yeah. So like a lot of our policies
- 42:32are kind of like all used to be. At least they're, they're still
- 42:36quite strongly supports like the working class, right.
- 42:41People where, you know, we, I think our, our unions are still
- 42:47pretty like basically strong and like our, we the unions are
- 42:51strong, yeah. Technically, I think some.
- 42:53Places the law like well that that change was like the omnibus
- 42:57law right in 21. But before then it was actually
- 42:59quite robust, which is why the like like blue collar factory.
- 43:04Worker unions. OK, yeah, then.
- 43:05Then the legal protections around that we also have BPHS,
- 43:08which is something like socialized health care here,
- 43:10right, which, you know, even America doesn't have, right.
- 43:13And then we that then for that it still doesn't work very well,
- 43:16but we that's kind of like a normalized thing.
- 43:18And so it's weird where we have, we can see some traces of like
- 43:23we used to be a pretty socialist country.
- 43:26Yeah. But then like culturally
- 43:29speaking, it's still kind of kind of like, I don't know, it's
- 43:31it's I feel like it's, you know, religion is not a religion.
- 43:36Still a a touchy topic here. So, but it's so diverse.
- 43:39Though it's so fascinating to see.
- 43:41Yeah, I think it's more like the.
- 43:42If you talk about some what I know about, like you know about
- 43:48Malaysia is like there are like stringent rules, actual like
- 43:53legal ramifications. If you talk about, you know,
- 43:55yeah, the three Rs and like, yeah, yeah, like a if you were
- 43:58right, you know about the three Rs.
- 43:59Yeah, I know. About the three Rs.
- 44:00Tell me about the three. Rs I mean, I don't know the.
- 44:01Three Rs I made a like shot of. Myself, race, religion and.
- 44:05Royalty, you don't talk about the three Rs.
- 44:07OK, Race royalty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 44:10Yeah. Mainly because.
- 44:12Of. I mean, there was the, the, the,
- 44:14the, the what was the the the, the big?
- 44:17Was it the May riots? Which 13th May right?
- 44:21Wait, wait, wait. Yours was in 1990.
- 44:23Where was your where was your belief versus Chinese riot?
- 44:27Ours was May 13 in the 60s. I forgot with you.
- 44:30I think 60 if I'm not mistaken. 65, Yeah, if I don't mistaken.
- 44:33Look it up, look it up. Kayak, can you look it up?
- 44:36If it's May in 65, just give me a thumbs up.
- 44:38If it's 65, but like May 13th, I think 65.
- 44:42That's our that was pre pre separation, I think or post
- 44:47separation if it's 65, yeah, 6464 pre separation.
- 44:52Yeah, 64, yeah. So that's pre separation, yeah.
- 44:54So I think that led to yeah, the separation.
- 44:58So, so yeah, yours is actually. I have to, I actually do.
- 45:01I have. To do an assignment for that for
- 45:02my job where I wrote about the, you know, because like the
- 45:04Sedition Act was also a big thing in Malaysia, right?
- 45:06Where they kind of like you get the Sedition Act, you get that
- 45:10and stuff like that. So yeah, we have.
- 45:12Like was yours in 98? Well, that was a big race,
- 45:17right? So we have multiple, actually,
- 45:19yeah. You only got 1, so 98 was the
- 45:24big. One where it's mainly racially
- 45:26motivated, but there was also 65, which, you know, that was
- 45:29when, you know, the big Cold War, kind of.
- 45:31Rolled over and it's so hard to. Talk.
- 45:33And that was right. It wasn't racially motivated,
- 45:35but it was divided pretty well. It was a red scare.
- 45:38Yeah, it. Was like a Red Scare kind of
- 45:39thing. Like if you were a communist,
- 45:40you, your family gone. You know, right?
- 45:42So during the takeover. That was not racist motivated.
- 45:45It was more of like political, like like, like, yeah, yeah.
- 45:48I mean left right, like communist.
- 45:50Versus like it was a. Low key.
- 45:53USUS backed yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 45:56Back regime change. Yeah.
- 45:58Yeah, that was like a global. Regime change, that Usus was
- 46:01interfering with everybody that was trying to like, yeah, yeah,
- 46:05yeah. Venezuela, which is funny.
- 46:06Happening again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 46:09You get. AUS backed regime change,
- 46:11Vietnam. Yeah, Korea.
- 46:12Was everywhere. So, so then, so then the one
- 46:16that that was like mostly racially motivated was probably
- 46:19the one in 98 I was saying the most.
- 46:22Racial and and that was like because of.
- 46:23Was that because of like the economic state of like the the
- 46:27like one party felt like, or one race felt like all the other
- 46:30races capitalizing most monopolizing the economy.
- 46:35And they were like, oh, let's let's only take them out through
- 46:38violence. Yeah.
- 46:39So I think. Let me get into some hot water
- 46:44again. Fuck yeah, dude, because.
- 46:45I I mean like. It was very similar where like I
- 46:49think similarly in Malaysia, like, you know, Mahathir kind of
- 46:53did this thing where like, you know, like we want to have sort
- 46:56of like a capitalist elite class that also happened to be Malay,
- 47:01right? Because before then the British
- 47:03were kind of like, I think like a lot of no happened to be,
- 47:05preferably. I mean, because, you know, like
- 47:09I think. The British at the time were
- 47:10kind of being. Like, yeah, we.
- 47:11Were only going to do business deals with the Chinese and I
- 47:13think that was kind of sort of similar things.
- 47:16Yeah, the Dutch would kind of be like the Chinese are already
- 47:19like merchants and trade, but let's just deal with them and
- 47:21then they'll deal with like and and that kind of did not go away
- 47:25for our country. So during like the 60s and the
- 47:2970s and the 80's, the sort of like the we actually had the
- 47:33nickname for them. I don't know if it's sort of
- 47:35derogatory, but at this at this same time, is it the Dragons?
- 47:37Yeah, the nine Dragons, 9 Dragons.
- 47:39Oh, is that? The rogue that sounds.
- 47:41So cool. It does sound cool if I was.
- 47:43Chinese, I'd be like, yeah. Fucking that's sick dude.
- 47:45I am the dragon. I am the dragon.
- 47:47It's kind of being like, Oh yeah.
- 47:48Chinese Dragons, you know, because yeah, that's.
- 47:53You know, that's so sick. Hey, man.
- 47:55I don't make the rules. Imagine imagine someone being
- 47:58really PC. Look, we can't call the Chinese
- 48:01Dragons anymore and the Chinese like no, it's called the red
- 48:06Dragons and we just covered. Where is yeah, when you when you
- 48:11say Dragons, you mean the dragonlass.
- 48:12And they, they, they are in charge of the Yeah, So the nine
- 48:15Dragons are. Nine families who were like a
- 48:19conglomerates, right? They were like filthy rich.
- 48:22You know how like you know which so funny for us for us this
- 48:26apparently for us the standard for riches also owns a house
- 48:29owns a bungalow in Singapore Yeah yeah, yeah, Cuz I get
- 48:32there. There are people who alone you
- 48:33know they they send their kids to the Harvard, they have money
- 48:36fly the private jets everywhere. That's how big the money was.
- 48:39They would they would own islands and shit.
- 48:40Wu Tang Clan. Cream.
- 48:43Get the money Hey dollar dollar bill y'all not the.
- 48:46Wu Tang Clan OK, gay no but. What happened was sort of like
- 48:51the the president so hot at the time, I think surrounded himself
- 48:54with a lot of these businessmen. And they became like the
- 48:57economic face way. Yeah.
- 48:59Of like, what was happening this way, way.
- 49:02You mean you had a president? And then his homeboys got rich.
- 49:05Yeah. We don't know anything about it.
- 49:07Yeah, that's. That's.
- 49:09That's purely the Indonesian thing.
- 49:10It never happens outside of this.
- 49:12No, it never. Happens outside of this.
- 49:14It never happens out of. No, but like the The funny thing
- 49:18is like his homeboys were interestingly in his homeboys,
- 49:22his inner circle. Was.
- 49:24Quite diverse, right? But through some.
- 49:28You know, sort of like. Social engineering sort of
- 49:30thing. The famous ones were the Chinese
- 49:34because I think it was, it was just very easy to single out.
- 49:37And I'm, I'm pretty sure the president himself, you know, did
- 49:39nothing to dissuade that persuasion, but obviously it was
- 49:42very convenient for him and his family, his dynasty, right?
- 49:45So when the economy tanked, right, you know, the, the Asian
- 49:49financial crisis, and then our currency went from ₹2000 to a
- 49:56dollar to ₹17,000 to a dollar, which is like, well, like a 800,
- 50:02No 8, 100%. Yeah, it was.
- 50:04It was. Bad, right?
- 50:05It was really bad. You know, food started running
- 50:08out, and I guess people got really angry.
- 50:10Yeah. But then a lot of it were also,
- 50:12like, racially motivated and kind of being, like, something's
- 50:16wrong with the economy. Must be the Chinese people's
- 50:18fault. And then they just kind of like,
- 50:19you know, went through like, Chinese neighborhoods, like
- 50:21burning and like, you know, lots of other bad things.
- 50:24And lots of other bad things. Unsavory things, yeah, and.
- 50:28And you know, and. Then the regime, but also, but
- 50:32also essentially what happened was that the his regime did not
- 50:34survive that and they I'm trying to find a similarity.
- 50:38Where a marginalized groups of people finds out that their
- 50:44problem was actually another group of people that's go with
- 50:48money around the world. I don't know where to draw,
- 50:52Yeah. It's on the tip.
- 50:53Of my tongue I don't. Know where to draw it parallel.
- 50:57Where do we go from here? We're kind of.
- 51:00Going back to ourselves, to the corner.
- 51:01Here SO. You were saying sorry, my bad,
- 51:04that was. A joke, my bad.
- 51:05But like yeah only. There.
- 51:07Was some other thing that happened?
- 51:09Yeah. No, but yeah.
- 51:11Though, so that's like. A like a big thing here, but
- 51:15it's just yeah, like a lot of those laws.
- 51:18I need to go back to your initial question.
- 51:20When it comes to like the the three R, So we don't have the
- 51:22third R, we don't have royalty here, right, right, right.
- 51:24But like, when it comes to like race and religion, I think
- 51:28there's not a lot of like laws that prevent you.
- 51:31It's very difficult, I think, to like move.
- 51:34To like galvanized. Law to actually like address
- 51:37that right but that being said, I think a lot of this pushback
- 51:42happens more socially rather than like I will arrest you on
- 51:46these grounds because it's difficult to like put that to
- 51:48hold up in court. I think maybe in the last 10
- 51:51years there's a bit of a change that.
- 51:52But historically it's kind of been like, you know, people
- 51:56instead of like, I'll take you to court, it's more like, you
- 51:58know, meet me outside a kind of culture where people kind of
- 52:02like take into their own hands or they just kind of like,
- 52:04right, right. Socially, people kind of like
- 52:06come together and like shame you for it, but but I feel like but.
- 52:09I feel like now, but I feel like now because we have the
- 52:13defamation law, which is like the OR it's like under the, it's
- 52:17called the IT law here where it's like, yeah, which I have no
- 52:21idea what that. Is quite similar.
- 52:22Quite similar. But like.
- 52:24It's basically it. Anything you say kind of like
- 52:28online, like if you post something or anyone can kind of
- 52:33because it's such a such a rubbery thing like you can, you
- 52:37can kind of stretch it to fit in any mold you want to.
- 52:39Yeah, yeah. Let me see.
- 52:41Let me let. Me look up what what ITE stands
- 52:43for ITE yeah the. ITE law.
- 52:46It's basically. Being used by a lot of people.
- 52:48Mostly like powerful, you know, political people, public figures
- 52:53to be able to silence a lot of their dissidents.
- 52:56Kind of like, because it fits to anything, like you say anything
- 52:59kind of bad. Oh, this is like you're defaming
- 53:01me so I can take you to court And like the the legal president
- 53:04is there. Oh, well, we have that.
- 53:05We have that. In on a lighter version, it's
- 53:07called POFMA. It's the proliferation of false
- 53:10media act. Is that all got it right.
- 53:14So, so, so, yeah, so, so it's kind of like the same thing
- 53:18where like if they find that you're saying something that
- 53:21could, that is like, well, they deem it under false media.
- 53:24So if they're like the information that you're saying
- 53:26is like this is false information and it can you.
- 53:30And I guess within that you, if you're a Singaporean, you have
- 53:33to pay a fine. And if you don't pay a fine,
- 53:34then you, you might serve jail time.
- 53:36It's pretty straightforward, man.
- 53:38It's pretty straightforward. We'll be Googling, bro.
- 53:40I was trying to Google it or. I was trying to Google like what
- 53:42the what the law that we had was called because I believe
- 53:45initially the law was created to sort of like protect online
- 53:51transactions because people were getting like scammed online.
- 53:53So we're like, Oh yeah, we need a law that covers like anything
- 53:57that happens on the Internet. Thank God they made it because.
- 53:59No one gets scammed ever again. Yeah, go away bro.
- 54:03Yeah. Wait, wait.
- 54:04You. Guys, said that one.
- 54:05Thing where like you that like like you ban like TikTok TikTok
- 54:11sellers or something like people but like TikTok marketplace yes
- 54:14right yeah, the TikTok. Shop got banned until they
- 54:18signed a deal with a local company.
- 54:23So so now whenever you open TikTok here and you open TikTok
- 54:27shop, it always takes you to like a tacopedia portal instead
- 54:30of like a it's it's so interesting man I'm.
- 54:32On your podcast and like you think that you're going to ask
- 54:34me questions, but I'm more curious about yoga.
- 54:37I'm not discovering things by Indonesia.
- 54:38I was like, no, let me ask y'all yeah, what the fucks going on?
- 54:41I'm. Super.
- 54:42Interested in what's going on? This is because you're asking
- 54:44him. Questions And I'm like anytime
- 54:46you ask him a question there's like a like a 30 minute tangent.
- 54:49Unfortunately, we. Have to find ways to kind of.
- 54:52Halt the brakes. We have a guest here bro.
- 54:56No. Yeah, exactly.
- 54:58No, but it's cool. So, yeah, so that, but that was
- 55:01a small thing, right? A TikTok shop thing?
- 55:03Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 55:06That was the reason. So the reason riots that you
- 55:09guys is so crazy, bro. There's so many things that
- 55:11happen in this country, bro, like you.
- 55:12You know what? Feel free to ask me about the
- 55:14colorful politics of my country anytime, anytime.
- 55:17Any questions? Raise up OK anytime you feel
- 55:19like man in Singapore like and recently you guys just had
- 55:23another riot the one with the grab driver that rest in peace
- 55:27so more than that yeah so he. He got.
- 55:30He got run over by a police car. Yeah, it's.
- 55:34Basically. A tank.
- 55:35Yeah, it's a tank. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 55:36So he got. He he got run over by a police
- 55:38tank and that was so unfortunate and and because of that and that
- 55:43was during the riots, because the riots was based on didn't
- 55:46mean correct me if I'm wrong, but it was based off like the
- 55:50the dissatisfaction over a salary increase.
- 55:54Yes, yes, basically in the in the, it's basically the.
- 55:58Salary the the house representatives basically got a
- 56:02salary increase by like 30 mil or so, something like that.
- 56:07I can't remember the exact number, but basically it's an
- 56:09allowance, housing allowance, housing allowance like this is
- 56:14this is extra money so that you can stay in like a nice place.
- 56:17But you've got to keep in mind like 30 mil in Jakarta buys you
- 56:20a lot. Yeah, I think what they were
- 56:22asking. For is like the housing
- 56:26allowance that they were asking for was 10 times the minimum
- 56:29wage a month. And so people were kind of like,
- 56:33I can barely eat. Yeah.
- 56:35And they already he live in like, yeah, second houses.
- 56:38So only like dancing in Parliament.
- 56:40There was the dancing stuff. Yeah, they.
- 56:42Were dancing, they were sleeping.
- 56:43There's so many just be just like dozing off, you know, stuff
- 56:46like that. Yeah, they'd be sleeping.
- 56:48They'd be. Dancing.
- 56:48They'd be watching porn, straight up.
- 56:50Whoa. Whoa, there are.
- 56:53Cases of that. Like they're just on their own,
- 56:57just like watching casually watching porn.
- 57:00Yeah, in the middle of a session.
- 57:04No, they just got big. They really can't help it.
- 57:07Bro. I gotta do it right now.
- 57:10Imagine if that shit happens in Singapore bro imagine.
- 57:14No way we had. One guy almost doze off like one
- 57:17time. You see, we remember it.
- 57:19Till today we remember. It today.
- 57:22It's a historic. Moment where?
- 57:24That guy. And then we had another moment
- 57:26where former Prime Minister, he he was in some, I think, I think
- 57:31his question, there was questions about him and, and
- 57:35something to do with his brother or something.
- 57:37And then he just went on and he just said like he just went on.
- 57:41He went on the standards like that.
- 57:42Well, he's my brother. And then like he walked away.
- 57:44Something like that, something like that.
- 57:46Like, but like that was like when he spoke a little sternly
- 57:49out of character in parliament. Like our parliaments do it.
- 57:53It's like the most it yeah, it's there is that there are no
- 57:57arguments. There are only discourses.
- 58:00OK, yes. I've.
- 58:02Seen. Yeah, I've.
- 58:03Seen some of the photos. Boring as hell, yeah.
- 58:05And then like like like. Issues are raised for, you know,
- 58:08what a parliament is like actually functioning like how it
- 58:11actually supposed to function like.
- 58:12We follow the rules because it's in the rule book.
- 58:15They love the rule book. It's.
- 58:17In the rules it's. In the rule book, you're just
- 58:19supposed to raise an issue and then it's discussed by a panel
- 58:23of the, the, the, the, the people in the seats of the
- 58:26parliament, and then they take a vote.
- 58:28That's a democracy. Yeah.
- 58:29And then we see all these other people in your parliament
- 58:33dancing, watching porn, fucking, yeah.
- 58:36Yelling at each other and. Shit I I will say though.
- 58:39I think Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, I think so, Like, we
- 58:44do get a lot of drama here and a lot of it's either like very,
- 58:47very like goofy dancing stuff, you know?
- 58:49But there's also a lot of drama that happens behind the scenes
- 58:51in our. Yeah, right.
- 58:53What are your thoughts because. I'm sure, I don't know if you've
- 58:55seen this, but I'm sure you've seen it as well.
- 58:57The Malaysia because I think when it comes to like the
- 58:59Parliament, Malaysia thinks OK because I, I.
- 59:03I I so. Many times I get like the the
- 59:06Malaysia video compilation. Yeah, where people were.
- 59:10Just like going. Off of the.
- 59:12Crazy room I love. That I love that Malaysia
- 59:14Parliament core. Exactly.
- 59:26This is. A show.
- 59:27Yeah, yeah, yeah. I.
- 59:29Do really? Like that sometimes.
- 59:30I mean like damn, why can't we? Be funny.
- 59:32Like, yeah, hear about your job. It's.
- 59:34Crazy. And they will never.
- 59:36Apologize in Parliament. It's crazy like so that's that's
- 59:39one time. I think the our former, let's
- 59:43say our because I live in Kiana and our Malaysia's former Prime
- 59:47Minister to Nautamaati. He, he went on and he would say,
- 59:50he said something like, I think he says, I, I, I can't, I, I
- 59:54can't really pull word for what, what he was saying.
- 59:56But basically he was saying like, oh, the government needs
- 1:00:00to take on or listen to the voices of, of the people, you
- 1:00:05know, instead of just, instead of just doing everything that,
- 1:00:10that, that they will themselves to do, you know, and, and, and,
- 1:00:13and not caring about whatever he said something like that.
- 1:00:16And then somebody went on the mic.
- 1:00:28Bro is so. Hilarious.
- 1:00:30I can't I can't tell what the right words are, but if anybody
- 1:00:33can find that clip, please, please, please put the clip.
- 1:00:35We'll put up. We'll put it up so.
- 1:00:37Fucking funny bro. Yeah, yeah, so funny, dude.
- 1:00:40Yeah, but I do, I do love because.
- 1:00:42They would just be throwing shade at each other non-stop,
- 1:00:45right. And I feel like that that's so
- 1:00:46funny to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:48I think it's. It's hilarious.
- 1:00:49More of that. It's here actually.
- 1:00:52Yeah. I I I do you guys.
- 1:00:53Find that? How old are you guys?
- 1:00:55We're 20. Eight, yeah.
- 1:00:58So we're we're both born. 97 Yeah, we're 29 this.
- 1:01:01Son. Son, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:01:03Do you do you find themselves like did because like for for
- 1:01:06Singaporeans, we don't really get interested in politics until
- 1:01:08like a lot later in in our adult life.
- 1:01:11Because when only when it comes to a point where we're we, when
- 1:01:15we want to do things that involve policies by the
- 1:01:19government, like, you know, national service, maybe buying a
- 1:01:23house and all that. And, but like, generally when
- 1:01:25you grow up, you, you're, you're quite in a sterile environment
- 1:01:28where you don't really need to care about politics.
- 1:01:31Is that the same experience here in Indonesia or are you very
- 1:01:34well aware of politics at a young, I would say at a?
- 1:01:37Surface level, maybe if you're a kid, because like it's very like
- 1:01:43the the pomp and circumstance and just the ceremony of like
- 1:01:50politics is permeates your daily life from a young age.
- 1:01:54I remember I had like a, my family's big on like this one
- 1:01:58particular party. It's the bid to eBay party yeah.
- 1:02:01And I remember as a kid I would have you know, a lot of like
- 1:02:05party merch and shit like that. I I don't I'd have like I'd have
- 1:02:09APS 2 memory card and on it was the sticker like a the Red Bull
- 1:02:13sticker of like the of like the party.
- 1:02:16Yeah, bro, I know, I know a couple of.
- 1:02:19Your of your parties. That's a yeah, that's a gold
- 1:02:25car. Is that still around?
- 1:02:26Yeah, that's still around. That's yeah, your name those.
- 1:02:30Are the only two fucking name? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:02:32But yeah, I don't do the biggest.
- 1:02:33Ones I. Believe so, Yeah, Pedepe is.
- 1:02:37Interesting. Because it's a party that is big
- 1:02:39with a lot of non right like in. In Bali, that's kind of.
- 1:02:43Like Bali is what you'd call the the one of the Kandangan thing.
- 1:02:47Like the the bull cage like that.
- 1:02:49Yeah. Like where it's a stronghold for
- 1:02:51that particular party. But anyway, yeah, it's like, you
- 1:02:54know, that's as far as like your exposure to politics from an
- 1:02:58early age, but you don't really actually get into it or care
- 1:03:01into it similarly to like, you, like you get into it like when
- 1:03:05you're older, like at least past voting age, I suppose, you know?
- 1:03:08Yeah. Right.
- 1:03:09Right. Right.
- 1:03:09Right. Right.
- 1:03:10Hey, man, shout out Indo me too, man.
- 1:03:12You guys, that's like probably one of the biggest exports that
- 1:03:14you guys say. Shout out, Indo me, shout out
- 1:03:15some porno, you know what I mean?
- 1:03:17Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyone watching from Nigeria?
- 1:03:20That's ours. It's not yours.
- 1:03:21I'll wait. Hold up.
- 1:03:22Hold up, hold up, go to war with the.
- 1:03:24For some fucking reason, yeah man.
- 1:03:28No, especially. Especially.
- 1:03:29While I'm about to get some money out of it, you know, like,
- 1:03:32you know, like, listen man, this Prince texted me.
- 1:03:34This, Prince emailed. Me said I'm a.
- 1:03:37Fortune somebody, but like it's just talking shit, but like
- 1:03:43wait, what's the hell I I saw that clip about the Nigerians
- 1:03:46and the Indo me. What's what's what's going on
- 1:03:47with that? Oh, it's because.
- 1:03:49Indomi is just really huge in Nigeria, yeah, we also have a
- 1:03:53lot of factories. There, I think we're there so
- 1:03:55much so that a lot of. Nigerians thought that Indomi
- 1:03:58was Nigerian, which is. Like crazy dude.
- 1:04:02It's OK like. I fuck with.
- 1:04:04Nigerians. So you can, you know, I don't, I
- 1:04:07don't mind if y'all like it, but just don't claim it, you know
- 1:04:08what I mean? Yeah, dude, yeah.
- 1:04:12You know as a Malaysian slash Singaporeans like they don't.
- 1:04:15They don't like it when when we claim we don't we already.
- 1:04:18Have too many countries claiming shit that's ours, yeah.
- 1:04:22What the fuck are we going to claim, man?
- 1:04:27Shit, yeah. Yeah, some it's it's wait, I
- 1:04:32read two books about and I don't know a lot about Indonesian law,
- 1:04:37but like I think and there's so much that happens in this part
- 1:04:41of the world. Is this so interesting?
- 1:04:42I read, I read two books, 1 is called Snowing in Bali, the
- 1:04:45other ones called Hotel Cay, right.
- 1:04:48And those. Two, get out of Perry.
- 1:04:50Place get. Out of Perry Place.
- 1:04:52No, no, because I think those they always.
- 1:04:54Have them in the very place for some reason.
- 1:04:56Wait wait, are those like the most mainstream?
- 1:04:58Books about those are those are I.
- 1:05:00Know they're the one that's always at the.
- 1:05:02When you're like imported bookstores, Yeah.
- 1:05:04No, but they're always at an airport as well.
- 1:05:05Yeah. When you're going overlay, did
- 1:05:07you get them at like at the airport or no?
- 1:05:08From your way I got it. But yeah, go ahead, go.
- 1:05:11Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:05:12So. Those two are the ones I and I
- 1:05:14remember like before. Before that I wanted to go to
- 1:05:17Bollywood man. I want to see this.
- 1:05:18I want to see this prison man. This prison is probably like the
- 1:05:21most it's. Sad to see like the.
- 1:05:25You go out there, it's just another building.
- 1:05:27Yeah, it's a big wall. Yeah, that's another building.
- 1:05:29It's like. It's just there.
- 1:05:31I've gone past that building. You think they give out tours
- 1:05:34or? Something.
- 1:05:35No, I don't know, like. I thought it would like.
- 1:05:38Be a. Fully guarded facility, but
- 1:05:40turns out just a fucking place, yeah.
- 1:05:43Yeah, it was just. Casual.
- 1:05:44Yeah. Very.
- 1:05:45Yeah. You'd miss it if you weren't.
- 1:05:47If you didn't know what you were looking for, it's like in the
- 1:05:50prison. You could still hear the music
- 1:05:51outside. Oh, yeah.
- 1:05:53Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like.
- 1:05:55Chill. Over there.
- 1:05:56Somewhere, yeah, I'm sure it's really chill.
- 1:05:58Vibes in there. I'll get the vibes in the
- 1:06:00prison. From what I heard, yeah.
- 1:06:02I have like, friends who, like, live near there and know people
- 1:06:07inside, I suppose, which is like, that's why, that's why,
- 1:06:10yeah. Give me a plug.
- 1:06:11In there as well, but yeah. But yeah.
- 1:06:13Yeah. So was that like your?
- 1:06:14Impression of Bali. No, my impression, well.
- 1:06:17My impression of body has always and will always be Australian.
- 1:06:21Fuck. Yeah, it's Russians now, bro.
- 1:06:25Yeah, it's Russians. Russians and Ukrainians.
- 1:06:27Yeah, times have. Changed.
- 1:06:29Oh yeah, it's like people involved.
- 1:06:31They're like, like they're longing for.
- 1:06:34Better days with the. Bogans now they're like, they're
- 1:06:36like Russians. Ukrainian.
- 1:06:37Ukrainians are way worse, right? Right.
- 1:06:40Right, like the bogans, I would say too many, fucking, too many
- 1:06:44fucking foreigners out here, man.
- 1:06:46Ukrainians, you're like, yeah. Yeah, also they.
- 1:06:49What? What caused that migration?
- 1:06:53You The the war, The war. The war yeah.
- 1:06:56They were draft dodging bro. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:58Because like I think a. Lot of like I, I, I don't know
- 1:07:01the, the statistics about behind this, unfortunately, but I think
- 1:07:03there was like a lot because like, I think a lot of Russians
- 1:07:10who like just didn't want anything to do with the war,
- 1:07:13right? They all just kind of like came
- 1:07:15here. I don't know what the statistics
- 1:07:17are for like the Ukrainians. I've heard that it's like less
- 1:07:19than the Russians, but I don't know if it's significantly less
- 1:07:22or if it's, they're still kind of on par.
- 1:07:24But from what I heard, yeah, there's a lot of like Russians
- 1:07:26who are just like, you know, buying up land and just, you
- 1:07:29know, having like, you know, like building like Russian,
- 1:07:32Russian villages at that point they're called.
- 1:07:34Yeah. It's basically just kind of like
- 1:07:36a like a just like buy out the entire rice field, build a
- 1:07:39cul-de-sac and they're all in Russian.
- 1:07:40Higher exclusive. Compounds for Russians like all
- 1:07:44you hear is Russian. Yeah, it's.
- 1:07:46Bad, Yeah, yeah, I, I people who work retail in Bali, they'd be
- 1:07:50like, yeah, it's good to know Russian.
- 1:07:52You get to know Russian. It is, unfortunately at this
- 1:07:55point it's reached that. Level like where there is, yeah,
- 1:07:57yeah, where and is there like more and more Russians coming in
- 1:08:03or is that colony or colony or is that or is that?
- 1:08:07A different place, a different. Place the worst fuck ever that.
- 1:08:14Was the worst fuck ever. Let's just take a pause.
- 1:08:19Breathe. Breathe.
- 1:08:21OK. OK.
- 1:08:22Community was what I was trying to say.
- 1:08:24Yeah, right. The Russian.
- 1:08:25Community is that or is that community?
- 1:08:28Expanding on its own now, because I know you have like
- 1:08:31laws now, like very strict laws you want.
- 1:08:35To speak on that are are resident baladies man, yeah, I
- 1:08:38feel. Again, we don't have the data on
- 1:08:41like, whether there's still more Russians coming in.
- 1:08:44I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.
- 1:08:47But you know, the, the, The thing is, the problem is that
- 1:08:50they're the ones they're coming in, they're buying a property.
- 1:08:53Right. Right.
- 1:08:53And that's there are supposed to be laws protecting against that.
- 1:08:58Yeah. As in like if you're not as an
- 1:09:00Indonesian citizen, you're not allowed to buy and own property.
- 1:09:03Yeah, but there's lots of ways to circumvent that.
- 1:09:06And I believe a lot of the main ways they do is that they would
- 1:09:10have someone buy it on their behalf, a local buy it on their
- 1:09:14behalf. And but they but they're the
- 1:09:15ones still controlling it and profiting it off product profit.
- 1:09:19They just be like be given like a cut of.
- 1:09:20The profit, right, Right if. If even that, I don't know.
- 1:09:24It's even that. No, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:26Yeah, but it's very easy for the.
- 1:09:28For the one that's owning the house to just go like, hey man,
- 1:09:31it's mine now, you know, like kind of yeah, right.
- 1:09:33Because you don't. Have any legal?
- 1:09:35Documentation to protect you as a foreigner when you're here.
- 1:09:38So I guess that's the but I guess they would rather take
- 1:09:40that risk than like go to war. That's true and from whatever
- 1:09:44they also. Like, again, because like the
- 1:09:46people who move here are probably also quite are
- 1:09:49relatively wealthy. Most of the times they just, you
- 1:09:52know, they just bribe like the local, like, like the land
- 1:09:56office or like the Bureau of like, like whoever manages the
- 1:09:59land, they just pay them off, you know?
- 1:10:01Right. And then after a time, you'd be
- 1:10:02like, cuz I what I what I've also heard is that, oh, there's
- 1:10:05certain land that's technically like, yeah, like these are like
- 1:10:09that, which I believe is sort of like, you know, like, like
- 1:10:12ancestral. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:10:14Where? Where's it like.
- 1:10:15Oh yeah, you cannot. This land is not for sale
- 1:10:18because it's like Malaysia. We call it Tanapusaku.
- 1:10:20Yeah, there you go. Yeah, Yeah.
- 1:10:21So it's. But somehow, you know, the like
- 1:10:25the the settlements in the communities somehow end up
- 1:10:27there. They must have given them
- 1:10:28Brompton. Bicycles.
- 1:10:32They're like. Only one.
- 1:10:36Full circle. Oh man, oh man, you know what I
- 1:10:37mean. Have you considered giving the
- 1:10:39rushes Brompton bicycles or God forbid 2?
- 1:10:43Not one, but two room. 11's not enough.
- 1:10:46Once you get 2, once you get 2. I wish there was a song from.
- 1:10:52Hamilton I could quote right now but like I don't know any of
- 1:10:55them songs but like 3 Hamilton tickets what am I made?
- 1:10:58Of mine, but that's just that's such.
- 1:11:03A. It's like a.
- 1:11:04Dated thing because I wouldn't think it's probably.
- 1:11:06Big in like. 20/15/2016 This was around.
- 1:11:09No, this wasn't. Around 2016.
- 1:11:10This was like 22 years ago. Oh shit, they're still.
- 1:11:15They're still. Hot.
- 1:11:16OK, OK. Oh no, this is a Hamilton.
- 1:11:19Game in Singapore. Oh yeah.
- 1:11:22No, no, the Hamilton tickets was not for for when Hamilton came
- 1:11:25to Singapore. I think so.
- 1:11:26I think it was Brompton. It was Brompton.
- 1:11:29A Brompton bicycle. If we could list that, let me,
- 1:11:32let me let me let me let me ask ChatGPT.
- 1:11:34So many things you can do with. A bicycle and two Hamilton
- 1:11:37ChatGPT. Do you talk?
- 1:11:39To your ChatGPT like how you would talk to to a homie.
- 1:11:42Yeah, yeah, I what? No, I don't talk.
- 1:11:46Like that DBT, right, right, right, right.
- 1:11:48I actively avoid it. Well, for real.
- 1:11:51Yeah, I'm also. Like actively against there used
- 1:11:54to be there, used to. Be Although now I can't avoid
- 1:11:58it. When I Google search, I was
- 1:11:59like, I mean, like principally I'm like, I don't want to use AI
- 1:12:03at all and I Google something. Oh, that's really convenient,
- 1:12:05actually. Yeah, every time you.
- 1:12:07Google something. AIAI overview Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:12:09yeah. At this point it's unavoidable,
- 1:12:11but I. I tried to avoid AI whatever I
- 1:12:16can, which is super annoying because they won't fucking stop
- 1:12:20like forcing it down our mouths now.
- 1:12:22Like I open Google as AI, I open fucking, I open fucking.
- 1:12:25I want to write an e-mail, I want to open Google Docs and
- 1:12:28work on something like would you like AI to help you?
- 1:12:30No go. One day will happen.
- 1:12:32Wait. So they ask you that.
- 1:12:33Before that, yeah, sometimes they just being like.
- 1:12:36Recently I made a slide on a Google Slides and it's kind of
- 1:12:40being like I put down my information and put it up and
- 1:12:43then kind of like also like insultingly where like they're
- 1:12:47like, would you like AI to help you with that?
- 1:12:49And I'm being like, bro, I'm doing fine with my own slides.
- 1:12:52What do you call my slides? They're saying they would say
- 1:12:54like. You slides fucking suck, bro.
- 1:12:56Let AI do it for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:12:58Imagine, Imagine having in the future AI stand up comedians,
- 1:13:03bro. No, no, that's 1000.
- 1:13:05Percent the fear now, like every single job is being like we like
- 1:13:09AI is learning how to do every job as well as or maybe even
- 1:13:14better than a human. So like I think the fear right
- 1:13:17now, and this is like a big thing which I don't think I ever
- 1:13:19see in my lifetime, which is that like AI, I don't think it
- 1:13:23will form consciousness, but it's like sentient enough to
- 1:13:26replicate everything that a human can be.
- 1:13:29So so take this for example, right?
- 1:13:32Like whenever do you use Waze here the maps?
- 1:13:36Sometimes. OK, so so it.
- 1:13:38Doesn't matter. So Google ways on Google is ways
- 1:13:41on Google Maps, Yeah, they will usually take you through the
- 1:13:44route that is least congested from your place to your
- 1:13:47destination. But let's say if he's also going
- 1:13:50to the same destination from the same place, it doesn't
- 1:13:53necessarily mean that both of you will be LED through the same
- 1:13:56route because it's not taking you through the route that's
- 1:14:00most congested and that's least congested.
- 1:14:02It is not congesting the roads by everywhere out.
- 1:14:06To make sure that there's an even flow.
- 1:14:08So based on that alone, what's free will?
- 1:14:12You know what I mean? Like, what do you know what I
- 1:14:13mean based on that? Listen, man, let him go.
- 1:14:20Let. Me go, let me go let.
- 1:14:22Me. Go listen.
- 1:14:23Based on that. Alone who makes decisions, you
- 1:14:26or the AI? And this is like a small, you
- 1:14:28know what? Yeah, yeah, I get, I get.
- 1:14:32Well, what? What?
- 1:14:33What's to? Say that that like like in, in,
- 1:14:35in new in, in, in new advancements, like technology
- 1:14:37won't determine your choice of your everyday choices.
- 1:14:40You know, I mean, I mean. It's it's like the the algorithm
- 1:14:44thing is like choosing what you consume also.
- 1:14:46Yeah. Because that's kind of like my
- 1:14:48fear. Like I'm unconsciously I'm on
- 1:14:51Reels or I'm on TikTok and I'm just scrolling.
- 1:14:52Yeah, eventually an hour or so and I'm just, I'm realizing I'm
- 1:14:56not using any of. I'm just like, I'm just like
- 1:14:59taking it in. I'm just like consuming.
- 1:15:01Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think like this.
- 1:15:03This is this is big that I always have in my head.
- 1:15:08This is, this is a big thought I always have in my head that the
- 1:15:10concept of memorizing and learning something will soon be
- 1:15:13obsolete because like, like the the idea of learning is for you
- 1:15:16to memorize information because information needed to be
- 1:15:19memorized. Yeah.
- 1:15:19But now that's not the case. You don't know something.
- 1:15:22You just have to wait 2 seconds, Google that shit and you'll
- 1:15:25know. Yeah, right.
- 1:15:26So then you don't have to store any kind of information in your
- 1:15:28head. You don't even need to store
- 1:15:29phone numbers anymore. They really sound like a fucking
- 1:15:31old head right now. But I really but but but.
- 1:15:34But but. But I but, but I mean, for real,
- 1:15:36these damn kids, bro. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:15:38These damn kids, you God damn. So it's just.
- 1:15:42Fucking screens on your iPad. And iPads, yeah.
- 1:15:46So, so that, so, so that. Yeah.
- 1:15:49So, so, so with that, right, would then technology advance to
- 1:15:53a point where it's not really external anymore, It becomes
- 1:15:56something that merges with your biology.
- 1:15:59Yeah. So like if if if you had an
- 1:16:01implant, you know, where everybody now has access to
- 1:16:04information that belongs to an ether.
- 1:16:06You know what I mean? Yeah.
- 1:16:08So everybody now has access to information.
- 1:16:10So now both you and I are merely just vessels that that you know
- 1:16:14what, Whoever that that just that just I don't know even I
- 1:16:17don't even know how we function because like, we don't even have
- 1:16:19to not know anything. Everything.
- 1:16:21That's true. Yeah.
- 1:16:22You know what I mean? Yeah, it's on.
- 1:16:23Some like fucking movie hive mind shit.
- 1:16:25I'm pretty sure that could be the plot of some movie that I
- 1:16:28haven't watched, but yeah, yeah, go ahead.
- 1:16:31Yeah, I was, you know, I. Was I was just going to riff?
- 1:16:33I was just going to say yeah, aren't you a stand up comic?
- 1:16:39Like Roseanne's on cyberpunk shit right now, but man if you
- 1:16:42speak. To any stand up comic, this is
- 1:16:44what they do in their actual live What do you get All the
- 1:16:46material? Nobody comes.
- 1:16:47From, that's how you get the. Material.
- 1:16:49I think that's. The I think that's the plot.
- 1:16:50Of the Matrix if I'm not mistaken.
- 1:16:52A stand up comedian. Goes.
- 1:16:54Into the no, no, no. I think.
- 1:16:57I think he enters. An ether.
- 1:16:59That's all I don't know. I haven't watched The Matrix,
- 1:17:01but I feel like that's the plot of The Matrix.
- 1:17:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah no, yeah, because like I think a
- 1:17:06lot of people when. They think of us like some cyber
- 1:17:07puncture. They're always like, Oh yeah,
- 1:17:08you have like a little Cyborg being like, let me just ask you
- 1:17:11right now, if you were out on the street and your phone died,
- 1:17:16how lost would you be? Fuck bro, I'm done.
- 1:17:19Bro, I am done. You put me a bunch of.
- 1:17:21You my. Man merged you put me at block
- 1:17:24MI am so willing to sell my asshole bro just to get home.
- 1:17:29Bro do anything you want, send power back.
- 1:17:33No, please. My phone dies.
- 1:17:35I am at the mercy of Jakarta, bro.
- 1:17:37I am at the bro. Just bro.
- 1:17:40I can't even begin to imagine. That's like real panic.
- 1:17:44Yeah, real panic. I've lived here for like 10
- 1:17:45years and I'm. Even I'm like fuck yeah.
- 1:17:47Oh God, it's actually that recently.
- 1:17:49Happened to me because my phone just got absolutely fucked out
- 1:17:52of nowhere. Yeah, like the battery got super
- 1:17:54bloated and then I'm like fuck, I can't use.
- 1:17:57Google Maps, man. And I need to go to get this
- 1:17:59shit fixed but. Like but thankfully.
- 1:18:03I'm pretty bad at directions even though if I lived in the
- 1:18:06city for like a really long time I still rely on maps.
- 1:18:10It's not, it's mostly amazing but like thankfully the shop
- 1:18:13that I go to is like a shop I frequent so as long as it's
- 1:18:16something I somewhere I've gone to at least 2-3 times and I
- 1:18:20don't stray away from anywhere else in that route, I'm good.
- 1:18:24Bro the only place that I'm not. Afraid of my phone dialing is
- 1:18:26Singapore because eventually Big Brother will lead you home.
- 1:18:28Big Brother. Big Brother.
- 1:18:30Will leave you home. Bro, like there's no way that
- 1:18:32you'd be really, really lost, you know, because everybody
- 1:18:34would just push you through where you're supposed to go.
- 1:18:37Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, yeah, that's not, but
- 1:18:40it's very easy, you know, and also I lived there for long.
- 1:18:43But also it's, it's it's yeah, like you said.
- 1:18:45But over there, there's a lot more things that you can hold on
- 1:18:48to if you if your phone dies, but if you're over here, you're
- 1:18:50fucked. Imagine if you're in some like
- 1:18:52you ever go for like long drives here where you like you ever
- 1:18:55take a long drive to bundle or long drive, you know, like a
- 1:18:59rural part of Indonesia just to go see like some big mountain or
- 1:19:04something where you guys like ride a Ford big mountain.
- 1:19:07Like, like what we do at that past time, just go see a big
- 1:19:09mountain. Yeah.
- 1:19:11Do you? I mean, it is.
- 1:19:14Listen, a big mountain in Singapore is a big.
- 1:19:16It's a wow. It's a big.
- 1:19:19Fucking. Deal bro.
- 1:19:20Like you know what I mean? Like we don't see mountains a
- 1:19:23lot. We have, we have a hill that we
- 1:19:24call a mountain. It's called Mount Favour.
- 1:19:28It's called Mount Favour, but it's not really a mount.
- 1:19:34It's just it's Singaporean. Tour guide to be like.
- 1:19:37Behold our biggest mountain bro. It's it's elevated.
- 1:19:42Land. OK, yeah, yeah.
- 1:19:45But you know, you know what I mean?
- 1:19:46Like like like you, you ever take those drives and they're
- 1:19:48like halfway through, then like your battery dies and now you're
- 1:19:50in the middle of butt fuck nowhere?
- 1:19:54I hate me bro so something something.
- 1:19:57Similar actually did happen to me it had happened I'll never
- 1:20:00forget it happened in 2023 and I was sightseeing in KL actually
- 1:20:05and then my phone died KL in KL and so one like because also
- 1:20:12like here there are a lot of. Like ATM machines or like ATM
- 1:20:16here. And what I found out when I was
- 1:20:17in KL was like, there's a lot less ATMs here than there are
- 1:20:20Indonesia because Indonesia you like, you walk 50 meters, you
- 1:20:23find some sort of ATM apparently they're like, yeah, there's only
- 1:20:26in like specific places. And it's also very, very
- 1:20:28cashless there as well, right, right.
- 1:20:30And there's also like, yeah, you got you, you need public
- 1:20:33transport. But like a lot of people also go
- 1:20:34around, they get around with like grab over there, right?
- 1:20:37And so there I was in like, I think they're going like Tianhu
- 1:20:42Temple. And then like, my phone died.
- 1:20:44I'm being like I'm stuck on a hill, literally.
- 1:20:48Stuck on a. Mountain where I'm from.
- 1:20:49You know what? I mean it's.
- 1:20:51Like fucking Everest. Where he's from, fucking
- 1:20:53mountain. Where I'm from bro was it?
- 1:20:55That's K2 I need to. Look up if that's the correct
- 1:20:58temple that I got there. Wait, Batu caves?
- 1:21:01You were stuck at Batu Caves? No, no, I think it was like.
- 1:21:04Yeah, that temple. Hill batu caves.
- 1:21:06There's no other hill temple in in KL, bro.
- 1:21:09Yeah, but the was that a big statue?
- 1:21:12No, there was no big statue but it.
- 1:21:13Was like, I think it was I, I I think it was called like Tianhu
- 1:21:18or something like that. It's it's like it's like a the
- 1:21:20Chinese temple. Yeah, it's.
- 1:21:22Like a Chinese temple, I I. I may be getting the wrong the
- 1:21:25name wrong. Come on.
- 1:21:27I'm not getting. No.
- 1:21:28Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
- 1:21:29Tanhu Temple. Oh yeah, it's, it's the one.
- 1:21:32And so I was like, I have no way to get a grab.
- 1:21:36I have no, I have no cash with me.
- 1:21:38I do, I, I, I do have like a touch and go card.
- 1:21:40So I'm being like, I have a touch and go card and I'd be
- 1:21:44like, I, I, I, I walked around the temple looking for a powder
- 1:21:46outlet. I couldn't find a power outlet.
- 1:21:48I had a OK, cool, I have a touch and go here.
- 1:21:52So I will walk for 45 minutes, my man.
- 1:21:55From from. Temple all the way to like
- 1:21:59fucking Bangsar LRT station. It's the sweltering.
- 1:22:03In the fucking sweltering hill. Oh my God.
- 1:22:07And I just. Walk, I walk.
- 1:22:09At some point I walk through like.
- 1:22:10I walk through like I walk from like from like a wealthy
- 1:22:14neighborhood to like some like terrace houses down to like some
- 1:22:17like, you know, like like like apartment blocks.
- 1:22:19I I walked over like like like a dual carriageway at some point,
- 1:22:24some big like highway until I find like 45 minutes later I
- 1:22:29arrived like you you, you, you pass by the entire.
- 1:22:32Income disparity. You.
- 1:22:35Traverse. It was a vertical.
- 1:22:38Slice of kale like. Wow, this is the shit.
- 1:22:40And I'm being like, damn this. Shit would never have happened,
- 1:22:43but my battery did not die. That's that's I would.
- 1:22:46Have just. Taken a grab.
- 1:22:47To the nearest LRT station, 25 minutes.
- 1:22:50In the heat of Kuala Lumpur. Oh yeah, sweating.
- 1:22:54Wild. Bro are we talking?
- 1:22:56About getting lost, right? So I know that you're trying to
- 1:23:02branch out. This is a crazy ass segue, by
- 1:23:03the way. Yeah, yeah, crazy ass segue.
- 1:23:06Speaking of walking. Speaking of.
- 1:23:09And income disparities. Speaking of income.
- 1:23:12Disparity, Patrick. You're a comedian.
- 1:23:15Yes. Yeah.
- 1:23:15Anyway, Yeah. We, we, I want to keep.
- 1:23:19I want to get on track because I had a list of questions.
- 1:23:21I sent it to Guy and we haven't touched none of them.
- 1:23:25Sorry man, you know it's. OK, I got.
- 1:23:27Excited, you know, And I, I. Know what you guys are about And
- 1:23:29I was like, I got to ask these guys all this.
- 1:23:32I'm done with my Indonesia questions after that I'm done.
- 1:23:33I already touched on Indonesia, everything, you know, me, Hotel
- 1:23:36Que Bali, everything is done, everything about India,
- 1:23:38everything. Everything.
- 1:23:39No everything. That I have wanted to ask.
- 1:23:41I've already ask so now you guys can ask my.
- 1:23:45God, take it away, man. Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:23:47I. Had a list of questions because
- 1:23:49Kai your manager is like what are the questions I have to make
- 1:23:54questions. But anyway, dude.
- 1:23:57Yeah, me and Dan, we both, you know, in preparation for this,
- 1:24:01we watched your specials, right? Right.
- 1:24:03I watched. So how?
- 1:24:05Unbanned on Netflix. Oh dude, I wish you could.
- 1:24:07Bury that 6 feet underneath. I wish you could bury almost
- 1:24:10bend 6 feet underneath. I swear to go.
- 1:24:12I was so young back then, right? You know how sometimes when you
- 1:24:15when you look, when you look at yourself like 10 years ago or
- 1:24:20then you're like, oh man, but like, but like that, Yeah.
- 1:24:24So that I got like, what did you saw the other one, the two reel
- 1:24:28I watched. So how?
- 1:24:29So Too Reel on Netflix. I think I must have watched Too
- 1:24:32Reel rather than unbanned. I don't worry, I didn't.
- 1:24:35Touch that one. I don't.
- 1:24:36Always almost ban I. Hate that shit but.
- 1:24:39Basically I wanna watch it because.
- 1:24:41I've. Only seen so how?
- 1:24:42Oh my God. OK, so.
- 1:24:44Yes, yeah, yeah. You've been like going around
- 1:24:48this past year, right? You've been doing tours, you've
- 1:24:50been doing shows, Yes, in Japan. You've been doing shows in the
- 1:24:53States, in New York, Right. And later this year, you're
- 1:24:57doing Melbourne like a whole month.
- 1:24:59Yes, yes. So like, oh, I'm watching your
- 1:25:02show, which is, by the way, this is not glazing.
- 1:25:04Like, it's like you're really hilarious.
- 1:25:07Yeah, probably. But I think so.
- 1:25:08How I really like. So how?
- 1:25:10Yeah, that's my recent work. Thanks, man.
- 1:25:11Thanks. Yeah, it's like a hilarious.
- 1:25:13Like one of the bits that I remember is like when you
- 1:25:16talking about your, you talk to your nephew about how to
- 1:25:20confront his bully. He's like.
- 1:25:23I'm ugly. Your mother ugly.
- 1:25:25Dragging your shit up bro, but. A lot of a lot of the.
- 1:25:29Humor hits, hits really hard for, you know, Singaporeans,
- 1:25:35Malaysians, Indonesians even, because that's a very kind of
- 1:25:38like Southeast Asian experience experience, right.
- 1:25:41But you're trying to expand like an international audience.
- 1:25:44So do you find yourself having to kind of like adapt your
- 1:25:47material to suit Western audiences And like, how would
- 1:25:50you even begin to do that? You know?
- 1:25:53Yeah, most definitely it's. It's, it's something that I'm,
- 1:25:55I've been trying to expand on and it's been something that
- 1:25:59I've been trying to work on this year.
- 1:26:01Actually, it has it most of my, I mean, a lot of bulk of my
- 1:26:05material has been always been centered around race, cultural
- 1:26:10differences, and sometimes maybe lightly political differences
- 1:26:13between countries. And it's very Southeast Asian
- 1:26:17centric. But when when, when I go to
- 1:26:21Western countries that have zero contacts now, not only do I have
- 1:26:24to draw contacts, but also I have to find things that not
- 1:26:27just make us different, not I have the things that find things
- 1:26:30that make us similar and also find interesting things within
- 1:26:32the culture to introduce to them as a concept that's unique to us
- 1:26:36that they can learn from. So I think those two things are
- 1:26:40points where I feel like that there's that challenge of trying
- 1:26:45to translate that across. Yeah.
- 1:26:47And I do that. But like there are things that
- 1:26:50are very universal, like relationships.
- 1:26:53They're very universal. You know what I mean?
- 1:26:57This the, the exchange between you and your parents, you know,
- 1:27:02yeah, there's a very, there's a, or dealing with a sick father.
- 1:27:05I talk about that in, in, in my upcoming special.
- 1:27:08So, so those things can, can link with an international
- 1:27:12audience. Because when I'm in Australia, I
- 1:27:15most of the time I, I don't know about this year, but most of the
- 1:27:17years I'll do a tour for my own show.
- 1:27:19And then for a month I'll I'll be given the opportunity to do
- 1:27:22Rd. shows where we travel to rural parts or maybe just small
- 1:27:26towns in Australia to introduce us, to introduce the Melbourne
- 1:27:30festival to them so that they will in hopes that they will
- 1:27:32come to Melbourne when the festival is happening.
- 1:27:35So a lot of the times those crowds do have no idea of the
- 1:27:39context of Singapore, Indonesia, Malaysia, that you have to kind
- 1:27:42of introduce that to them. And yeah, definitely the, the,
- 1:27:46the, the ability to adapt to that and kind of find a link is
- 1:27:52definitely what makes a comedian better.
- 1:27:54And I find, and that's the reason why I'm always branching
- 1:27:56out and, and, and right now, even in Indonesia, I'm here a
- 1:28:00lot and I'm based out in KL and, and, and still working out of
- 1:28:03Singapore is to just have that you kind of have to get out of
- 1:28:07Singapore to kind of, yeah, it's just a nice way of saying that
- 1:28:10you need to be in touch with culture.
- 1:28:11And you can't do that when you're.
- 1:28:15The uncultured Singaporean, you know, you just.
- 1:28:20You got to get in touch with the grid.
- 1:28:21So yeah, so, so so that's that's that's that's that's the
- 1:28:25experience. So right there last so and it
- 1:28:27it's I wouldn't say it's the easiest, but I every year I find
- 1:28:32a way to get over a barrier. Yeah.
- 1:28:34So in hopes that it all stacks up in like 5 years time where
- 1:28:38yeah, I'm a totally different comedian.
- 1:28:40So that's, yeah, that's how Have you ever had?
- 1:28:44Do you have material that like when you're still confused about
- 1:28:48like, oh, I don't know what works with this crowd, with this
- 1:28:49culture, What do you have to like material that's like, oh,
- 1:28:52works every time or is that really different every like a
- 1:28:54bulletproof set? Yeah, like a bulletproof set.
- 1:28:58I think I, I, I have generally a couple of jokes that like, I
- 1:29:02know that like this, these 5 minutes, if I do it, I won't
- 1:29:06die. You know what I mean?
- 1:29:07I'll get, I'll get like a I'll get a good enough reaction for
- 1:29:11me to be like, all right, that was a possible set and that was
- 1:29:13a good set. But again, there's an excitement
- 1:29:16of like, I know when I'm performing to my people that I
- 1:29:18know exactly what they want to hear and I know exactly what I
- 1:29:21can say. That's the excitement of that as
- 1:29:23well. Yeah.
- 1:29:24So I think it it, it varies with comedy.
- 1:29:28Sometimes the same jokes that you tell today in this club or
- 1:29:32to or the same night in that club, same delivery, same night,
- 1:29:35just different audience, totally different reaction.
- 1:29:38You know, it's just, it's just how it is with comedy.
- 1:29:40Sometimes it's kind of like, it's not really a vibe.
- 1:29:43It's kind of like you're catching like a a moment from
- 1:29:46the air. And if the moment is right when
- 1:29:48you're telling that joke, then you'll get that big laugh.
- 1:29:50But sometimes the moment is not the same as it's not similarly
- 1:29:53as captured as the night before. Yeah.
- 1:29:55So then you have that, you, you, you have that also.
- 1:29:57There's a lot of like factors at play.
- 1:29:59But like, yeah, to answer your question, I have one that will
- 1:30:03work most of the time. But like you know, it has died.
- 1:30:07Like it's not bulletproof. No, no, no.
- 1:30:08No, I don't. I don't.
- 1:30:09Think I I won't go as far. I got a bulletproof yeah, 5
- 1:30:13minutes because even those people that say that they have a
- 1:30:15bulletproof 5 minutes but like to who you know, yeah, yeah,
- 1:30:18yeah. If you have a bulletproof 5
- 1:30:20minutes and it's all like misogyny stuff, you know, maybe
- 1:30:22you kill in certain parts of the world, you know, but you know,
- 1:30:26you're like, you're like reading across all.
- 1:30:27Right. These are a bunch of misogynism.
- 1:30:29I got just a set for you, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:30:32But but you know. Yeah, but then, but sometimes
- 1:30:34even you woke stuff too, like like some parts of the world, it
- 1:30:37don't work. It don't work.
- 1:30:38So it was the IT was, it was such a subjective art form.
- 1:30:41Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like super.
- 1:30:44Like as someone who worked in production, TV production, I
- 1:30:48always feel like comedy is the hardest, like genre, I guess, to
- 1:30:53do. Yeah, because it has has so much
- 1:30:55to do with not just the material that you have.
- 1:30:57It's also like timing and delivery and a lot of that
- 1:31:01stuff. It's different if you're trying
- 1:31:02to make something sad or dramatic.
- 1:31:04Basa stand up is. Huge man here, like do you guys
- 1:31:07ever get into that Basa stand up here Basa Indonesia like we in
- 1:31:13Indonesian. Yeah, rarely.
- 1:31:16I think that. I don't think we're the.
- 1:31:17Crowd for that. Oh.
- 1:31:19Wow, wow. Wow.
- 1:31:21OK, OK, OK. I I think I've seen.
- 1:31:24Some stuff out there on the topics.
- 1:31:26Yeah, that's that's pretty funny.
- 1:31:28But like if? If you ask me off the top of my
- 1:31:30Oh yeah. Do you know any household names?
- 1:31:31Like I wouldn't know. I, I, I mostly see them in like
- 1:31:33form of like Instagram, real short, right, right, right.
- 1:31:36So like. They're not like.
- 1:31:38Famous, but I think the. Reason why that's kind of.
- 1:31:43Hard for me is just like generally, you know, before
- 1:31:46social media when it's just on TV, most of our comedy was very,
- 1:31:49very like slapstick, you see. So I guess that growing up just
- 1:31:52kind of like leaned away from that.
- 1:31:53It was kind of like, you know, slapstick or either that or like
- 1:31:57very, very like super over dramatic cuz you know, there's
- 1:32:04like, yeah, yeah, the lore. Here is that like a lot of.
- 1:32:08Our like media industry is run by like Indian immigrants or
- 1:32:13like or like second or third wave.
- 1:32:16Imagine that. Yeah.
- 1:32:17Like wait wait, wait wait you. You telling me like a whole race
- 1:32:21runs media industry? I've never heard.
- 1:32:24I've never heard of such a concept.
- 1:32:27That's actually. This is the clip that's gonna
- 1:32:30pop off. The industry was promised to
- 1:32:32them, Bro was promised to them 6. 1000 years ago.
- 1:32:40He's disassociating from this podcast.
- 1:32:42Right now no, but like. So a lot of like.
- 1:32:44Our, our, our like our we here we call them CNA Traums are our
- 1:32:48soap operas, Stella novellas. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:32:50Our. Telling our very.
- 1:32:51Like the novella flavored, but also, you know, with like, you
- 1:32:53know, like the editing, the the, the, the slow motion zooming
- 1:32:56effect on the dramatic moment that happens a lot.
- 1:32:59But then also a lot of like, the comedy style is also, you know,
- 1:33:03where there's like, this very slapstick comedy where there's
- 1:33:06literal, like, not even a laugh track.
- 1:33:08They're just sort of like, you know, like the clown noises in
- 1:33:10the background. Exactly.
- 1:33:13Yeah. Oh, the Senatron style is.
- 1:33:15Also is also somewhat very Mexican, like it's very.
- 1:33:19Yeah, right, right. Isn't it very Latin also?
- 1:33:20No. Yeah, it's a little bit.
- 1:33:21Right, right, right. It's the flat lighting.
- 1:33:24Yeah. Yeah, it's it's it's almost.
- 1:33:26It's almost like it's rooted in the same kind of like taste, you
- 1:33:29know? You know what I mean?
- 1:33:30Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:33:31Because like, if you look at Filipinos, they're just like
- 1:33:33Malays. They got colonized by the
- 1:33:35Spanish, you know. That's why we have the same
- 1:33:38sentiment like we. We'd say, like, Filipinos are
- 1:33:41just like, like Catholic Indonesians.
- 1:33:43Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:33:46We call them Catholic. Malaise, it's, you know, it's
- 1:33:48just like what malaise would be. They were Catholic, very excited
- 1:33:51about Christmas, incredibly excited about Christmas, right.
- 1:33:55And just as enthusiastic because I think essentially at the root
- 1:34:00of it, we're we're we're we're kind of a a race of people that
- 1:34:03love spirituality. I think that we're really
- 1:34:06inclined to it, you know, really like that.
- 1:34:08In fact, I don't even think we agree with capitalism.
- 1:34:10You know, we're just vibing with it.
- 1:34:11Yeah. I mean, it's what we do vibing.
- 1:34:13With. It.
- 1:34:15I guess this is. It I always say, I always say
- 1:34:17this. I'm like whenever I whenever I'm
- 1:34:20especially in Malaysia, whenever, whenever I'm having to
- 1:34:23do an administrative thing and I see that the person that's
- 1:34:26handling the administration is a Malay person.
- 1:34:28And I always go fuck. And, and it's not because I
- 1:34:31think I'm going to have a hard time.
- 1:34:32It's because like, if it's a Chinese person, I know how
- 1:34:35determined they would be to finish the job.
- 1:34:38If it's a Malay person, I'm sure you do the job well as well.
- 1:34:41But both of you and I have the understanding at the back of our
- 1:34:44heads, we go, we don't really got to do this.
- 1:34:47We have to understand them. Like everything is just make
- 1:34:50believe. None of this is real.
- 1:34:56The money's just paper, bro. Yeah, it's like, doesn't matter.
- 1:34:58Yeah, it doesn't matter. Everything is really I'm a see.
- 1:35:01You in heaven? It's a see me in heaven.
- 1:35:02Yeah. It's like my feeling though.
- 1:35:03All vibes. Yeah, all vibes, all vibes.
- 1:35:06My Felinder was all. Vibes.
- 1:35:07Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's kind of that, yeah.
- 1:35:09So that's why it survives. To this day in our.
- 1:35:14Hearts it does in our hearts. It does.
- 1:35:16I went to Japan and I saw this. And this Filipino comic came up
- 1:35:21to me. And then.
- 1:35:22And then the first thing is, oh, my God, you're Malaysia.
- 1:35:24Yeah. You remember Mafilindo?
- 1:35:26You. Remember, we need to do guys if
- 1:35:31you. Ever want to put it together
- 1:35:33like a Malaysian? Like like a Malaysian guest and
- 1:35:35me and then this Filipino guest and we have a Mafilindo episode.
- 1:35:39Oh dude, that is so funny. Any Filipinos?
- 1:35:43Flash. Also Malaysians.
- 1:35:44Yeah, Why? You know what I mean?
- 1:35:45Yeah. No, I, we'll, we'll, we'll sort
- 1:35:47out the Malaysian part also that the Malaysian part.
- 1:35:50Just we need to get a Filipino. And if we can, and if we do it,
- 1:35:53we do a Mafilindo, Mafilindo app.
- 1:35:55You know what? I can get comics in.
- 1:35:57We'll revive Mafilindo. App, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:36:00Please DM us bro the. House is big.
- 1:36:01Enough. OK, so let's.
- 1:36:04We're not in. Singapore, definitely.
- 1:36:07The house is big enough. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:36:08Yeah, if you're if you're Pinoy. And a comic and interested.
- 1:36:11DM us and you too could be in this chair, the special chair,
- 1:36:16the hot seat. Yeah, yeah, the throne as they.
- 1:36:18Call it yeah, the throne. Yeah, I what's something?
- 1:36:22You recommend? Like, you know, you've been like
- 1:36:23lazing Malaysian food all all this while, you know what I
- 1:36:27mean? And and and and I understand and
- 1:36:29I understand why you say that. But.
- 1:36:30And I who's here like, I, I want to know like where to eat
- 1:36:35because like, listen, at some point I'm gonna be sick of
- 1:36:38buggy. Sorry.
- 1:36:38OK, I've been you've been spamming.
- 1:36:40Buggy. Sorry I've been spamming Buggy.
- 1:36:42Sorry, I've been. Spamming by I've.
- 1:36:43Been using everybody. The buggy.
- 1:36:44Sorry. You know, all my all my friends
- 1:36:46are coming in with, oh, my God, Pakistani is the best thing
- 1:36:48ever. And all the Indonesians, like, I
- 1:36:50know, I know. I know that they're
- 1:36:52accommodating. And they go like, all right,
- 1:36:53I'll take you to buggy sore. Yeah, but like, they're also
- 1:36:56waiting for me to, like, get sick of it.
- 1:36:57You know, they're like, all right, can you quickly get sick
- 1:37:00of it so that your taste buds have adapted enough for me to
- 1:37:03take you to this other place? Yeah.
- 1:37:05You know what I mean? Yeah, so like.
- 1:37:06Where would you say is the progression from buggy sore to
- 1:37:09what that's really difficult? Question because there's so many
- 1:37:13different water tank, is it like like?
- 1:37:16Yeah, but like this is like. When you start like an RPG.
- 1:37:18And there's like all these branching pass, bro, Like what
- 1:37:20do you want to unlock? You know, it was like.
- 1:37:22Because it's like, do you want like more Padang or do you want
- 1:37:27like a different variation? Do you want like Monado?
- 1:37:30There's. Monado food is big.
- 1:37:32Yeah, there's so many options. Wow.
- 1:37:35I I. Would always.
- 1:37:36Say like if you go to like my favorite place to take people
- 1:37:41who are first time in Jakarta, just go to Jalan Sabam, which is
- 1:37:45near. Yeah, near.
- 1:37:48Yeah. So it's near.
- 1:37:50If you take the MRT to Bundaran Hai, that's where central.
- 1:37:53Yeah, it's pretty. Central and.
- 1:37:54Then from there you go to a little bit up north.
- 1:37:58It's it's between where is and where Monas is.
- 1:38:01It's like in between that there's a lot of like and Jalan
- 1:38:03Sabang has like a bunch of like street food.
- 1:38:05Yeah, it's like Masigorang Sabang, right?
- 1:38:07Yeah, but the one. I always take people to is like,
- 1:38:11I don't know if you know, like sari now, which is like a pretty
- 1:38:13big like department store where they saw a lot.
- 1:38:16It's a lot of like local made products.
- 1:38:18You know, they want to get a a buttock dessert that and then
- 1:38:20across the street from there there's like a satay place and
- 1:38:23that's excellent. They have like, which is like
- 1:38:25mutton satay. They also do like, you know,
- 1:38:27beef satay. And they have like the, the,
- 1:38:29the, the soup. And then I always take people
- 1:38:31there. They all just love it.
- 1:38:32Oh, yeah. I need to get a Batty.
- 1:38:34Shirt you, I reminded me. We need to, we need to get a
- 1:38:36Batty shirt and like a red one, like a Batty shirt.
- 1:38:38Yeah. And I guess yeah, I can.
- 1:38:40Just like I. Can like, what's up with the
- 1:38:41details? Yeah, it's great because you can
- 1:38:43get the shirt and then you cross the street and then you have the
- 1:38:45satay. Incredible.
- 1:38:46And it's just like literally on the side of the of the road.
- 1:38:48They have like, yeah. And it's great.
- 1:38:51Wait, so satay is yours too? It's always been our.
- 1:38:55It's always been Yeah, someone just stole it.
- 1:38:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We sat there, the one that we
- 1:39:02have in Malaysia, that's yours too.
- 1:39:06Crazy. I don't know some What do you
- 1:39:09want to claim next? You don't want to claim.
- 1:39:11Someone's claiming my problem was like.
- 1:39:13Sat there right like I'm pretty sure every culture in the world
- 1:39:16at some point in history have always no.
- 1:39:19Because when you OK, imagine caveman.
- 1:39:21Yeah. And you want to eat, right?
- 1:39:23It must have. Been like, I want to cook meat,
- 1:39:27yeah. Where do I put the?
- 1:39:28Meat What if? What if meat stick?
- 1:39:33Every culture you go. You like in China there?
- 1:39:38Must be like meat. Skewers, right?
- 1:39:40Yeah, like you go to like, yeah, you go to Turkey, you got
- 1:39:42kebabs, right? You go to.
- 1:39:43I mean, that's a whole other like.
- 1:39:45Like fight with Greeks with the kebabs, you know?
- 1:39:47Yeah, exactly. So I think if if.
- 1:39:49People want to clean the like, no, I invented meat on us.
- 1:39:52I'm like, go home. Yeah, except.
- 1:39:56We did though what? Except we did that.
- 1:39:57Yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
- 1:39:59Sure. Yeah, no beef to.
- 1:40:01Malaysia. I don't.
- 1:40:02Want no more beef with Malaysia? We love him later.
- 1:40:04Can you come at from him? Yeah, he said he.
- 1:40:07We said. They they invented satay.
- 1:40:08But who's gonna who's. Yeah, they won't.
- 1:40:10They won't, they won't. They won't come at you there.
- 1:40:12Yeah. So satay.
- 1:40:13Yeah. So you have the satay over
- 1:40:14there. OK.
- 1:40:15And that road is also. They also have.
- 1:40:16Like, you know, seafood there like a lot of lots of street
- 1:40:18food that you can bro, I'm telling you man, you're.
- 1:40:20Indians that speak Indonesia, that's a trip to me.
- 1:40:22Any Indians that speak like a Southeast Asian language other
- 1:40:25than their native language, It's such a really, it's such a trip.
- 1:40:29To me, I went to. Like a comedy club and I saw
- 1:40:31like an Indian person speak Bahasa and and he sounded
- 1:40:35exactly like an Indonesian and I was like, wow dude, I've never
- 1:40:38any Indians like Filipino Indians.
- 1:40:40That's. Like wow, I've never.
- 1:40:44How? That's amazing.
- 1:40:45Yeah, Filipino. Indian.
- 1:40:46Yeah, if you're a Filipino, Indian, wow, shout out in the
- 1:40:50comments. You're such a global podcast
- 1:40:52when you think. About it, yeah, we got the.
- 1:40:54Nigerians. On here, yeah, I'm just
- 1:40:57imagining in Nigeria, they're not actually here.
- 1:41:00No. Nigerians are watching this
- 1:41:02podcast. No, no, no, no.
- 1:41:03I hope you. Guys, do I hope you guys do
- 1:41:05well, man, I hope, I hope this continue.
- 1:41:07I know you know what, You know what, I hope this continues to
- 1:41:09be whatever this is because this seems fun.
- 1:41:12Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just just a bunch of.
- 1:41:14People shooting the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:41:15But but like if you do. Get money also.
- 1:41:17I I hope it it doesn't change. You know, I don't want to like
- 1:41:20come back and like sell out. I don't want to come back.
- 1:41:22In a year where you guys? Go like I'm Aceo now.
- 1:41:26Yeah, yeah. You got like banners and
- 1:41:29sponsorships. And shit, that's cool.
- 1:41:30I don't know. But this is your only
- 1:41:32sponsorship? Yeah, just a guy.
- 1:41:35What's pepper N? It's like income tax.
- 1:41:38Yeah. So this is like a political
- 1:41:44thing. It was basically, yeah.
- 1:41:45He. Just wears the the most yeah
- 1:41:48ever. So it just just happens to me
- 1:41:50bad unk. Energy.
- 1:41:51Look at how massive his watch is.
- 1:41:53That's like a watch you would see on like an uncle, like
- 1:41:56drives a truck and whatever. Be like damn, I was on that face
- 1:41:59for a bit. And I just couldn't have.
- 1:42:01I just couldn't have. I had like a big watch and I was
- 1:42:04like, Nah, Nah, Nah. I'm definitely on my unk energy
- 1:42:07shit. Yeah.
- 1:42:08Anyway, I wanna go. Back to like the comedy shit.
- 1:42:12OK, Yeah. We keep I made it.
- 1:42:16I made it sound like the back. No, no, it's.
- 1:42:19Back, get back in the box. Because like, because like the
- 1:42:22coffee. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:42:25Is that like this one? This one we've already?
- 1:42:28Like, censored all the logos. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:42:32No, OK, yeah. Yeah, no free.
- 1:42:34No free sponsorships. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:42:36Yeah, if you do cool, cool, hit us up.
- 1:42:38Yeah. Anyway, yeah, yeah.
- 1:42:39Because because recently, and of course you know this bungies
- 1:42:44like Mens Rea has been huge. What are we going to talk about
- 1:42:47it? And it has been.
- 1:42:50Massive and I feel like a lot of like Indonesians, this coping
- 1:42:53mechanism with how shitty the government and everything in
- 1:42:57their lives is right now. It's through comedy like it's
- 1:43:00the it's just like we can't we feel so helpless.
- 1:43:04We can't do anything, but like, at least we can laugh through it
- 1:43:06together. And I feel like that's kind of
- 1:43:09like the role that comedy has taken in the recent years and
- 1:43:14touching, using comedy as a vehicle for like critiquing
- 1:43:18governments and unfair policies and shit like that.
- 1:43:20How do you approach that kind of like tiptoeing through not
- 1:43:26giving yourself unnecessary heat, but also staying relevant
- 1:43:29with the stuff that's happening in everyday lives?
- 1:43:32I think every. I think heat is necessary, you
- 1:43:36know, like if whatever you say strikes a nerve, I think it's
- 1:43:42it's inevitable for you to get some heat in return.
- 1:43:45So like I think with Bungie's Mencier, he he definitely was
- 1:43:48very bold to touch on a lot of things that will bring heat.
- 1:43:52So that's, that's definitely 1 something that's like very
- 1:43:56admirable on our ends as comics, because the art at the end of
- 1:43:59the day is rebellion, you know, And I think for him, like he
- 1:44:03stood by the art and that's what makes him such a big comic.
- 1:44:08For myself, I don't necessarily feel like I am as politically
- 1:44:14knowledgeable as he would be for his country.
- 1:44:18Like I know a very surface level of things politically in
- 1:44:23Singapore. And maybe I can explain some
- 1:44:24things. And even the things that I
- 1:44:26explain also probably don't have 100% accuracy, right?
- 1:44:29Because I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I read as much as I can
- 1:44:32understand. So I don't really go into, into
- 1:44:36politics that much unless it's like a huge topic that I have
- 1:44:40full knowledge about. With that being said, maybe my
- 1:44:45approach usually is on the cultural aspect of things, on
- 1:44:48how the difference between the, the, the life experience of like
- 1:44:53a, a Malay person in Singapore or how people view life through
- 1:44:56Malay. So that's what I know the most,
- 1:44:59exactly. Gotten into a lot of trouble for
- 1:45:01that. Yeah, sure.
- 1:45:02Yeah. But.
- 1:45:03I haven't really exactly. But like, but like, but I, I got
- 1:45:07into trouble once in Malaysia when I was 2016, right?
- 1:45:10Yeah, 2016, yeah, yeah, 2016. Where?
- 1:45:12When I when I spoke about the one MDB thing.
- 1:45:16And. Even that it wasn't from great
- 1:45:19knowledge of knowing what happened, it was just based on
- 1:45:21what was happening on the news. General stuff, Yeah.
- 1:45:24In. General stuff that was
- 1:45:25happening. On the news, I was like, OK,
- 1:45:27this would be nice to just kind of like poke fun, not knowing
- 1:45:30the sensitivity of what it was at the time.
- 1:45:32Yeah, I don't regret making the joke because that was what that
- 1:45:35kid knew at that time. But yeah, when when I got into
- 1:45:39trouble at that point, it was definitely a taste of what could
- 1:45:42be. Yeah.
- 1:45:42At a smaller level compared to I guess what spongy he's got that
- 1:45:46whole mobs against. I didn't have any of that.
- 1:45:49I like a small little protest, but like, yeah.
- 1:45:53Yeah, yeah, there was like A5. People holding print, holding
- 1:45:57printouts of me and I was like, that's so sweet bro.
- 1:45:59I like watching it. Like man, I wish.
- 1:46:01It was bigger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:46:04It was it was it. Was actually quite.
- 1:46:05Flattering, but, but because. That was all you.
- 1:46:09You. You took the time to print out
- 1:46:10my face. My face.
- 1:46:13On your printer That's crazy so so yeah when when when when I
- 1:46:17was going through that that was that was but I'm that was what
- 1:46:22on a smaller scale of what what, but what could could I could
- 1:46:25experience and I think at that point I, I, I don't know if I've
- 1:46:29changed anything I may maybe in time maybe I kind of like
- 1:46:36steered myself away from things to.
- 1:46:38I do think sometimes when I write material, sometimes I'm
- 1:46:40like, Oh, well, I get in trouble for this.
- 1:46:41But like sometimes when I feel like on I, I might be, but it's,
- 1:46:45it's definitely something I want to say.
- 1:46:47Then I'll just do it like for like, for example, my next
- 1:46:50special that's coming out. I have a special that's coming
- 1:46:53out maybe around Feb and early March, depending on when the
- 1:46:56editing is done. We're, we're still working on it
- 1:47:00at the moment. It's a very, it's, it's, it's
- 1:47:02not a long one hour special. It's probably a little shorter
- 1:47:05than that. It's like a 40 minute special.
- 1:47:06But the main messaging of the special is how I have
- 1:47:11transitioned out of being based in Singapore, you know, and even
- 1:47:16though I'm working in Singapore, it's a great place for you to
- 1:47:18like, build your fortune. But like I, I, I've branched out
- 1:47:22simply because I needed to find other areas where I can get
- 1:47:26inspired more as an artist and and.
- 1:47:30And the messaging. Behind that is that Singapore's
- 1:47:32headed towards great economic success.
- 1:47:34Yeah, but. It doesn't.
- 1:47:37Come without a price. Yeah.
- 1:47:38You know, I mean, it comes at a price where you lose a lot of
- 1:47:41things that makes a country a country, you know, you lose.
- 1:47:43Yeah, yeah, you lose a lot of those things, like, yeah, you
- 1:47:46lose large pieces of your culture, you know?
- 1:47:50Yeah. You lose, you lose personality,
- 1:47:53sense of belonging, all these things, you individuality, all
- 1:47:56these things you lose that may seem not as important or may
- 1:48:00seem like it's. I mean, it is a young nation at
- 1:48:03the end of the day, it's only 60 years old.
- 1:48:04So like, so maybe culture takes like more than that.
- 1:48:07More, more than that short amount of time to develop.
- 1:48:09However, right now at this phase, I, I, I just want to tell
- 1:48:15Singaporeans that that's what's going on.
- 1:48:17You know, there's nothing we can do to kind of like, Oh no, let's
- 1:48:19like scale back or that, no, we're not.
- 1:48:21I'm not saying that. I mean, just be aware that this
- 1:48:23is happening and hold on to whatever that's important to you
- 1:48:26because in the future, we might, we, we, we might not realize how
- 1:48:30much we need it. You know, like, like a sense of
- 1:48:32individuality and culture may not seem like that big when
- 1:48:35you're trying to survive in in in a capitalist environment, but
- 1:48:39that it will be very valuable when you want to find out who
- 1:48:43you are when you expand out of Singapore, they'll be like, oh,
- 1:48:45who am I though? Like you have these things to
- 1:48:47hold on to. Yeah.
- 1:48:48Yeah. So, so, so yeah.
- 1:48:49So those are that that messaging definitely a polarizing, you
- 1:48:55know, opinion piece simply because some people will be like
- 1:49:00you, man, just because you think you have it, man.
- 1:49:01Like, not all of us don't like it here.
- 1:49:03You know, some of us actually enjoy staying here.
- 1:49:05Some of us actually think this works.
- 1:49:06Some of us actually love it. And that's fully respectable.
- 1:49:09But then I'm willing to put that out simply because, like a piece
- 1:49:13like that needs to exist so that people just think, you know,
- 1:49:15Yeah, That's that's that's that's just what I.
- 1:49:18So with that, I don't mind getting in trouble for.
- 1:49:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But depends if everything comes,
- 1:49:23just don't come too hard. I gotta Yeah, I get anxious.
- 1:49:28Yeah. Singapore's notoriously kind of
- 1:49:31like harsh on stuff like that, am I right?
- 1:49:34It depends on what you. Talk about it.
- 1:49:36Depends on what you talk about, I think.
- 1:49:38Well, when we're not shy from our, our, our defamation suits,
- 1:49:43you know? Yeah, Yeah.
- 1:49:45We're not shy from it. We're not shy from it.
- 1:49:47It's a shared hobby. Yeah.
- 1:49:48Yeah. We.
- 1:49:50Love that too. We love that, we love that here.
- 1:49:52We love the suit. We.
- 1:49:53Love the defamation. Suit.
- 1:49:54Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're not.
- 1:49:55We're not shy. Of of those, but yeah, it really
- 1:49:58depends on the top. I think like a lot of the main
- 1:50:02the things that Singapore is still very sensitive on would be
- 1:50:06the things that I guess are what they are strict on already in
- 1:50:10terms of, you know, like in terms of narcotics, in terms of
- 1:50:13these kind of things are very sensitive areas where like if
- 1:50:16you if you speak anything that is opposing to what the national
- 1:50:19consensus is, then you you, you most likely get into, you know,
- 1:50:24not not a very favourable place. Yeah, but, but otherwise, pretty
- 1:50:29much you can. I still feel that that there's a
- 1:50:34lot of leeway in Singapore to say what you need to say.
- 1:50:37However, you may not realize what you need to say until you
- 1:50:39get out of that place. Yeah, yeah, you, you got to get
- 1:50:42out to be like, oh, shit, I see it now.
- 1:50:44But when you're in it, you can say, but you don't really know
- 1:50:46because everything seems all right.
- 1:50:50Yeah, Utopia, Yeah, if. Yeah, everything seems all.
- 1:50:52Right. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:50:53Does it make you feel less anxious?
- 1:50:54That you're not based in Singapore?
- 1:50:57No, no, it's more everyday I live here.
- 1:51:01Because Singapore. It gives.
- 1:51:02Singapore gives you a sense of comfort, bro.
- 1:51:04When you're there, you're very comfortable.
- 1:51:06When you live there, you know, when you're outside, what I at
- 1:51:10least what I've been been unders what, what has been understood
- 1:51:14by me is that there is always imminent danger existing
- 1:51:18somewhere outside the system of that that is set, the system
- 1:51:21that's secure, as secure as Singapore as opposed to being in
- 1:51:24a country, you know. So there's always that, and so
- 1:51:28to. Answer your question.
- 1:51:29Secure. Don't know financially. 1000
- 1:51:33fucking percent. You're sad financially 1000.
- 1:51:37Percent. Finally, I can understand what
- 1:51:40it's like. Yeah.
- 1:51:41Yeah. To live like a human.
- 1:51:42Being. But but.
- 1:51:45But. But.
- 1:51:47With that also, I don't think that for granted.
- 1:51:48I think secure, well, not really, but like I think more
- 1:51:56experience, like more life experience.
- 1:51:59Yeah, yeah, I definitely, I don't regret it one bit because
- 1:52:02I feel like it's, it's still, it still feels like a home to go
- 1:52:05to. Like when I go back to
- 1:52:06Singapore, I still feel like, man, I miss my friends.
- 1:52:08I miss my yeah, yeah, whatever. I miss it.
- 1:52:11But then it's it's like a there's a time period where,
- 1:52:15where, where the moment I extend that time period, I'm like, yo
- 1:52:17man, I'd be slow cooked right now.
- 1:52:20Get the. Fuck out, yeah.
- 1:52:24That's that. Yeah, it is a crazy kind of.
- 1:52:26Thing to imagine, like this is your entire country and it's
- 1:52:30like this, yeah, yeah. And that when you think.
- 1:52:35About it that way and this is something that probably we never
- 1:52:37thought about living in Indonesia because it's always
- 1:52:41like oh I can go where we want crazy I've got islands and shit
- 1:52:44yeah I got. Islands The islands of.
- 1:52:45Singapore too. Probably.
- 1:52:47Basically, yeah. We take that for.
- 1:52:50Granted. Because if I put myself in that
- 1:52:52mindset of Singapore, like, all right, this is my life.
- 1:52:55This is this is where, like everything is going to be.
- 1:52:59Yeah. It makes sense why some people
- 1:53:01can go a little stir crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:53:03It's a large. You know what I mean?
- 1:53:06It's So what it's supposed to be like.
- 1:53:08It's a port, you know? But that don't mean don't mean.
- 1:53:11It's like, I always get into debates with my comedians.
- 1:53:15I'm like, oh, man, like you need to chill, man.
- 1:53:17Like countries come in different forms, like.
- 1:53:18Yeah. And I always come to the port
- 1:53:19you. Know open air mall yeah, yeah.
- 1:53:26But but yeah, so, so we regards to that, I think probably
- 1:53:31there's, there's there's definitely a lot of discussion
- 1:53:34and that that, that comes with that.
- 1:53:36But like, I personally feel like no matter how many discussions
- 1:53:39we have about where Singapore is headed, is it's inevitable
- 1:53:42because it has to do this is the only means that we have to
- 1:53:44survive. Yeah.
- 1:53:45We have to be that in order for us to survive, which is fine.
- 1:53:48But like just understand the things that come along with
- 1:53:51that, that, that that's a price, you know?
- 1:53:53Yeah. That's that's that's what I'm
- 1:53:54saying. Yeah.
- 1:53:55I like that you mentioned. Also a little a little hint, I
- 1:53:58don't know if this is something you've already like like dropped
- 1:54:01on the socials or whatever about your upcoming new special.
- 1:54:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're your motherfucker.
- 1:54:08Did. His research I love.
- 1:54:09This man Yeah, your. Previous special right So.
- 1:54:12How? Yes, it's on YouTube.
- 1:54:14It's free. You guys can.
- 1:54:15Yeah, go watch it. Yeah, you watch it.
- 1:54:16It's kind of free. You can give money.
- 1:54:18If you want to, yeah, that's actually what I want to touch.
- 1:54:20On right, Yeah, yeah. Because you talked about there
- 1:54:22there's like a there's like a intermission in the middle,
- 1:54:25right Yeah where you're like, hey, yeah, you know this is self
- 1:54:28produced self finance. Yes, please donate anything
- 1:54:31about 20 bucks yeah into the thing in.
- 1:54:34PayPal, Yeah, I just wanted to know.
- 1:54:36Like is this first of all, like why you chose to put it out
- 1:54:41there for free and also like self finance and also how is
- 1:54:45that working out for you? So I do it, I love it.
- 1:54:48I'll. Answer the second one first.
- 1:54:49Not very well. No, no, no.
- 1:54:55No, I was just saying that to be.
- 1:54:57Funny, but like you, you, you, I think I, I, I, I, I got back
- 1:55:02what I invested and then like with a little bit, OK, you can,
- 1:55:06you can expect, you know, but yeah, but I, I, I, I released it
- 1:55:10on YouTube simply because after 2 Netflix specials, I thought, I
- 1:55:14thought I was like, OK, this is the reach I can get with a
- 1:55:18paywall in between. And I'm thinking to myself like
- 1:55:22at the end of the day, how comedy should be served.
- 1:55:26This it should be, it should be served to the masses.
- 1:55:29It should be like, you know what I mean?
- 1:55:30Like everybody should get it. So I thought like, man, if I put
- 1:55:33this on a YouTube that the whole world can see it.
- 1:55:35It's not just restricted to the countries that that have the
- 1:55:39Netflix subscription. It can be everywhere.
- 1:55:41You don't need a subscription, you guys.
- 1:55:42And, and, and that way the message gets spread faster, you
- 1:55:47know, and the, and the comedic sensors that because like
- 1:55:49ultimately with, with so how it was like, I just wanted them to
- 1:55:53see the diversity within the Malay culture.
- 1:55:54That's it. Everybody thinks that the Malay
- 1:55:56culture to be a certain type of way.
- 1:55:58I just thought with so how you'll be like, OK, that's,
- 1:56:00that's, that's Malays. But Malays comes in, they come
- 1:56:02in different forms, right? Yeah.
- 1:56:03So that's what I wanted to show. And, and with that, I I believe
- 1:56:08that there needed to be like a like, like like a platform where
- 1:56:10it's like larger and in terms of reach, in terms of I love
- 1:56:15YouTube, you know, it, it, it did a lot for me with my career.
- 1:56:19Really definitely moved the needle for me.
- 1:56:21It definitely elevated the, the, the position where I'm at.
- 1:56:24Yeah. But with that, I guess it made
- 1:56:27the money worth it. The money is worth it.
- 1:56:29I'm releasing my next one still on YouTube.
- 1:56:31I'm not saying that I, I'm quitting Netflix all together,
- 1:56:34but like, like that, that just is this more exciting to be able
- 1:56:40to like take autonomy on like what you want to do when you
- 1:56:43want to release stuff. And yeah, like, you know, like
- 1:56:45it's just, and I feel like no matter what we live in such a
- 1:56:48market where like mediums like music and videos and all that,
- 1:56:52it's gonna be out there, bro. No matter how much you try to
- 1:56:54price it, yeah, it's always gonna be out there.
- 1:56:56So I want to take control and be like, yo, you just have it, you
- 1:57:00know, like, but like when you do have it, and if I'm doing a new
- 1:57:03show and come now, you know, pay our tickets, you know what I'm
- 1:57:06saying? Yeah, I think that's kind of
- 1:57:07like. Where things might be headed
- 1:57:09because you can't just have an online presence only you kind of
- 1:57:14have to be offline and like have those in person shows if you're
- 1:57:18like an artist, you know, yeah. Like otherwise, you know, people
- 1:57:21are not going to, it's not going to be able to sustain itself,
- 1:57:26you know, because monetization on platforms is pennies, you
- 1:57:30know? Yeah, you, you, you.
- 1:57:31Get that sentiment? Yeah.
- 1:57:33Yeah, well, man, like I. Understand pennies more than
- 1:57:36anyone, but but yeah yeah, it's it's yeah, it's definitely I
- 1:57:43think the the the money that comes with comedy it you you
- 1:57:46have to kind of trust that that once your art is out there, the
- 1:57:51opportunities that come with you hopefully would would just would
- 1:57:55present itself. But if it doesn't you kind of
- 1:57:58still have to create your own opportunity is really a constant
- 1:58:01grind. That's why with like platforms
- 1:58:02like this man, like you're doing what you love, but at the same
- 1:58:04time also you guys kind of have to like keep doing it and keep
- 1:58:07grinding because like, it's kind of like a self.
- 1:58:11It's it's a self built effort. Now you can't rely and wait on
- 1:58:16something that happens. Sometimes you get that, you get
- 1:58:18that corporate call or you get that campaign or you get that
- 1:58:20there and that will like set you up for like the next three or
- 1:58:23four months. But most of the time it's you
- 1:58:25just hustling, you know, like the Australian tool.
- 1:58:28It's it's stuff that we built on our own backs.
- 1:58:30It's not like, you know, we work with organizations, but yeah, we
- 1:58:33work with festivals, but it's stuff, you know, Kai and I built
- 1:58:36on our own backs. And and even though the the the
- 1:58:40like trying to expand in Indonesia also is something that
- 1:58:44I just found interesting, you know, yeah, I don't, I don't, I
- 1:58:48don't necessarily think is the most lucrative choice.
- 1:58:50True. Yeah, yeah, but, but, but at the
- 1:58:54end of the day. I think reaching the the people
- 1:58:56here is is more exciting than than to think about the money
- 1:59:01like, you know, like the money as long as I'm not losing money.
- 1:59:05I am losing money, no. No, no, no, I'm not.
- 1:59:08I'm not. What is your making up for it
- 1:59:10in? Like I think like the, the
- 1:59:12diversity of the experiences that you're getting is just one
- 1:59:14thing. And I hear like streaming
- 1:59:16residuals are kind of shitty anyway.
- 1:59:18Or, or sometimes, like I've heard of this a lot where like
- 1:59:21sometimes, you know, maybe Netflix decides when they're
- 1:59:24like, you know, we're not gonna host your specials anymore.
- 1:59:26Just like poop. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:59:27And it's gone. Right, Right.
- 1:59:28It's. Gone but on YouTube.
- 1:59:28It's kind of being like, yeah, it's like, yeah, direct access
- 1:59:32to like your audience. It's pretty good, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:59:34And I think that takes. The power away from the comic or
- 1:59:36the artist. You know, where you have a
- 1:59:38platform that determines whether or not it stays on or not.
- 1:59:42Like, dude, man, like Netflix has increased the, the position
- 1:59:47of myself as a comic over the years.
- 1:59:50It has and I'll be forever thankful for that.
- 1:59:52And, and we, we have a good relationship.
- 1:59:54However, I, I do feel like post that there needs to be another
- 1:59:59form of growth, you know, and, and yeah, the putting it out on
- 2:00:03YouTube has definitely helped me.
- 2:00:05And I think that's how media is consumed now with the, with also
- 2:00:09this not being an exception. All these clips that you do, all
- 2:00:13these clips that you have on is free to consume.
- 2:00:16Yeah, right. With anybody that's free to talk
- 2:00:19shit about it in the comments, yeah.
- 2:00:22Yeah, yeah. So like the the.
- 2:00:24The. Reach.
- 2:00:25The Reach. Of it is like, I feel like at
- 2:00:28least for us, we got to get there first because we want a
- 2:00:31widest possible kind of like fan base, I guess you would say,
- 2:00:36because at the end of the day, I don't think and this is more of
- 2:00:39like content creator kind of thing.
- 2:00:41Yeah, yeah. I don't think we can rely on
- 2:00:43just monetization from platforms.
- 2:00:45We need like a sort of like we need like a sort of Patreon fan
- 2:00:52donation kind of like self funded thing to open up to
- 2:00:56survive and and thrive in it kind of like what a drop out
- 2:01:01formerly call it humor. Yeah, the kind of system that
- 2:01:04they have and it's kind of difficult when you're when
- 2:01:09you're direct to. Consumer, but it's kind.
- 2:01:10Of difficult when you're in a third world country, right, If
- 2:01:14you're in Indonesia, if you're Indonesia, people are struggling
- 2:01:17to get by. They're not going to pay for a
- 2:01:19stupid podcast, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:01:21And. That's exactly what my point is.
- 2:01:24So. So I think it's pretty
- 2:01:26understood. I've said this a couple of times
- 2:01:28also, but the reason why I moved to YouTube.
- 2:01:30But it's definitely a choice that has not been something I
- 2:01:33regret. Yeah, yeah, for sure I regret.
- 2:01:35Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:01:38You you you talked about. Also music, and I want to talk a
- 2:01:41little bit about music because, yeah, because I see, I see you
- 2:01:44shredding, Row. I see you shredding.
- 2:01:45Shredding, not shredding. Shredding the Blues were the
- 2:01:50Blues the Blues. Oh yeah.
- 2:01:51Dude. Dude, I.
- 2:01:52Am a big fan like like I love music like like sorry.
- 2:01:56Ask your question first. You used to have a band, right?
- 2:01:59You used to be in a band. Unless Wikipedia is lying to me.
- 2:02:02Yeah, yeah. Wikipedia we need to check.
- 2:02:05That man, what are you saying about me?
- 2:02:07Wikipedia. They said you used.
- 2:02:09To be a cleaner you used to you used to fuck bro.
- 2:02:14You used to have odd gigs or something and you used to have a
- 2:02:17band and you do crowd warming sets between like your
- 2:02:23performance or something like that.
- 2:02:24Can we? Can we?
- 2:02:25Can we pull it up? Do you know what?
- 2:02:28You know what? Pull it up for your thing and
- 2:02:29read. Do you know what?
- 2:02:30Do you know what? Your picture is on, you said
- 2:02:32man. Pull it up.
- 2:02:34Pull, you know, pull my wiki. And read it right.
- 2:02:36Now OK, how about the crash? The fuck out.
- 2:02:39You can. You can.
- 2:02:40Fact Check your. Wiki right now.
- 2:02:41OK, OK, OK. OK, all right, I read that.
- 2:02:45You. What?
- 2:02:47Are you? Aware this is your picture.
- 2:02:49No, no where. Is this from my manager?
- 2:02:52Is not even aware. Did you know this?
- 2:02:54Website where? Where is this from?
- 2:02:56You knew it. We have a wiki.
- 2:02:58Where is this from? This is from like a.
- 2:03:01Skit show I did with this group called Wabanana.
- 2:03:04I don't know if you've heard of him.
- 2:03:05You're on like on like an. Aster Yeah.
- 2:03:07No, no, no, no. Any.
- 2:03:09Any. Any personal life stuff there?
- 2:03:11Here we go. All right, let's go.
- 2:03:13Let's. Go Madhuri was.
- 2:03:15Born on. 19 September we're September babies by the way,
- 2:03:191986 in Singapore and has had a secondary education in Malaysia
- 2:03:23and did his Sigillo Plagiaran Malaysia.
- 2:03:26He went back to Singapore and did his national service.
- 2:03:30He had previous. This is the part I read he had
- 2:03:31previously worked as a waiter for a paddock club for working
- 2:03:34at Far East Plaza as a cleaner. Is that is that?
- 2:03:38What is that Is that? Yeah.
- 2:03:41This part doesn't even have. Like a reference to it.
- 2:03:45They they just like I know it, man.
- 2:03:47Yeah, off camera trust. Now your manager is like Jaws
- 2:03:51again. Trust me bro.
- 2:03:54Where are. They getting this info from
- 2:03:56source. Trust me bro.
- 2:03:57Yeah, yeah. But anyway, right.
- 2:03:59Cleaner, right. Cleaner, Right?
- 2:04:01Right, right. Right.
- 2:04:02Confirm. Confirm.
- 2:04:03OK, you know what? Let me.
- 2:04:04Let me. Just OK, let me let me hit us,
- 2:04:05hit you with the story. OK, I wasn't just so so here's
- 2:04:08the thing. Before I went to national
- 2:04:09service, I, I, I just finished my CGI project and Malaysia.
- 2:04:13So like I just finished SPMI, didn't want to go to tertiary
- 2:04:16because like at that point of time, all I wanted to do was
- 2:04:19just enjoy myself. SPM is SPM.
- 2:04:22It's like the O levels of what's the equivalent of O levels here?
- 2:04:26SO levels, yeah. High school High school diploma
- 2:04:30high. School diploma.
- 2:04:31Is like 12th. Grade or beyond that, OK, we
- 2:04:34don't have 12th grade. I was just like secondary one,
- 2:04:38or rather in In Malaysia is form 1 to form 5, so so is.
- 2:04:42That would be like 1313 to 6. 13 to 16 or 17?
- 2:04:46Oh, OK. Yeah.
- 2:04:47Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:04:48Yeah, yeah. So.
- 2:04:48So you graduate high school at 17.
- 2:04:50OK. I see.
- 2:04:51Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:04:52Yeah, so I don't. Know how it works here a lot,
- 2:04:53but like it's, it's, it's that's, that's that's how it
- 2:04:55worked in in Malaysia. So post that when between when
- 2:05:00you if you want, you can register for national service
- 2:05:04early and go in at 18. But for myself, I thought I was
- 2:05:08gonna go to tertiary education, but I ended up I I I didn't do
- 2:05:13it. Yeah.
- 2:05:14So because I didn't do it, there was a period of time where I
- 2:05:17needed to wait for the National Service to call me in.
- 2:05:20OK. So that period could range from
- 2:05:23three months to, like, one to two years, right?
- 2:05:26You don't know that. You don't know that.
- 2:05:28You just pull up some information on me, right?
- 2:05:31You know, I was really. There in between so so, so, so,
- 2:05:36so. Between that time you can either
- 2:05:39get a job, but like not many jobs who want to get you simply
- 2:05:44because simply because but you might be called in, they can't
- 2:05:48hire. You long term, yeah.
- 2:05:49You know where you are going, so you can't find words.
- 2:05:51So the only word that you can find are like, all jobs.
- 2:05:53And that's why I didn't mind. I just needed some money so that
- 2:05:55I can go out and party, you know.
- 2:05:57So I was like, all right, I'll be a cleaner for like, one or
- 2:05:59two months and then get a little bit of that, you know, because
- 2:06:02those were the only jobs that would take you at a time, right?
- 2:06:04Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. But but I'll wait.
- 2:06:06Whatever. But I scored this one one time.
- 2:06:09I scored this, this temporary contract, bro.
- 2:06:12It was like I was 19 at a time, this temporary contract for like
- 2:06:163 months or four months, right? I got to be a security guard at
- 2:06:21a university female hostel, bro. University.
- 2:06:25Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like.
- 2:06:25A hostel like a female. Hostel I was 19 bro, the female
- 2:06:29hostel in there 21. I'm their biggest threat.
- 2:06:34Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 2:06:37You know. I, I was a security guard there,
- 2:06:39right? And there's one time I, I
- 2:06:42remember I, I, I had to, they did the biggest threat in that.
- 2:06:47I was like, yeah man, we need to catch his underwear, thief
- 2:06:51underwear. There was an underwear.
- 2:06:54Thief at large and he always strikes at night.
- 2:06:57And then my supervisor looks at me.
- 2:06:58Boy, you are responsible, OK? If you see the underwear thief,
- 2:07:02you must chase and catch. I'm this scrawny little kid.
- 2:07:04I'm like, what am I going to do, you know?
- 2:07:07What I mean as a? 90 year old kid, right, So I'm
- 2:07:10never going to be able to catch him, right.
- 2:07:12And so every night we got to do our rounds, right.
- 2:07:14Most of the times I'll do the rounds and then I'll go into
- 2:07:16like they have a common room in there.
- 2:07:17I'll just fucking sleep in there for one or two hours, right.
- 2:07:19And I'm doing my rounds one at nights.
- 2:07:22And then like I saw like a guy like something like I think he
- 2:07:26knew my I was there and then he like immediately walked quickly
- 2:07:29or the other direction. And I saw this guy and this guy
- 2:07:32is speed walking and on the floor is like a whole bunch of
- 2:07:36panties. It's right there.
- 2:07:39That's like the panty bandit right there.
- 2:07:41You know what I mean? You saw the panty.
- 2:07:43I know, I saw. The at. 19 I was like, how good
- 2:07:46is it? But you know, I didn't.
- 2:07:47I didn't. Want to do?
- 2:07:49It I didn't want to do. It as I was like, dude, man, I
- 2:07:51have a job. I am I am I am the security guy.
- 2:07:54Go get him say professor, I chased after him, right?
- 2:07:58And this guy knows that I'm chasing after him, starts
- 2:08:00running and I'm like a nervous 19 year old, but I'm like, hey,
- 2:08:04stop. Please.
- 2:08:07Bro bro, do this. I can't fight him.
- 2:08:12I can't fight him, you know? So I'm going like, dude, this
- 2:08:15is, I don't know what to do. Like I have a walkie-talkie
- 2:08:17shoot. I throw it at him.
- 2:08:20You know what I mean? I don't even know, like I'm
- 2:08:22just, I'm calling, I'm calling. I was like and I'm panting.
- 2:08:26I'm going on the way under. Way under way thief under way
- 2:08:30thief and I can only imagine like control.
- 2:08:35Center, What the fuck going on? Because he's going straight to
- 2:08:37HQ, bro, everything, everything is going straight to HQ, right?
- 2:08:40And this is a big campus, so you can imagine at 3:00 AM in the
- 2:08:43morning, they're hearing in the campus underwear.
- 2:08:46Underwear team I turn to the corner.
- 2:08:50And I see this guy on the ground, and right there was my
- 2:08:54supervisor, his knees on his belly.
- 2:08:56He's going like this one. Yeah.
- 2:08:59But then as he's there, my. Supervisor had the underwear.
- 2:09:04In his hand. Cash already.
- 2:09:05All right, put it down. Put it down.
- 2:09:10I know they're going to catch you.
- 2:09:11Stop. Stop it.
- 2:09:12Put it down. Don't get your fingerprints on
- 2:09:14there. Yeah.
- 2:09:15Yeah. So, so right.
- 2:09:17The month after that I go and listen to NS with that
- 2:09:19experience they need. They need to update that.
- 2:09:22Wikipedia pager right now bro. This is critical.
- 2:09:25Information, right? Yeah.
- 2:09:28They didn't. Put this on the.
- 2:09:29Wikipedia. Yeah, it's what a tangent.
- 2:09:32It's stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:09:34Underwear teams the. Adventures you're on in 19.
- 2:09:36Just wild shit. It's wild shit and you're so
- 2:09:38nervous. At 19, bro, you bet you, you,
- 2:09:40you barely, you know, you barely hit puberty.
- 2:09:43I mean, unless for me, my testosterone hit very late.
- 2:09:46I was still, I was still very effeminate, you know, I mean,
- 2:09:51there's no need to use that in the past tense.
- 2:09:52Sometimes I have my moments, but you know I.
- 2:09:55But you know, like. Like at 19 I went, I think after
- 2:09:59NS then it started to be like then then I think it was kind of
- 2:10:04like a baptism of fire a little bit.
- 2:10:06NS it, I think for, for a lot of Singaporeans, NS kind of just
- 2:10:10feels like your preparation through the corporate world
- 2:10:13because we're not really prepping for any kind of war,
- 2:10:15you know what I mean? I was a police officer in NSA.
- 2:10:17Police officer. Yeah.
- 2:10:18I, I trained, yeah, yeah, I trained.
- 2:10:20I, I was training like, you know, young kids to shoot guns.
- 2:10:24I like how your reins are, man. It comes in for like 3 seconds
- 2:10:26and leaves. I don't know.
- 2:10:27I know it's very Moody vibes again, vibes.
- 2:10:29There's the vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:10:31So. So so yeah, so that's the that's
- 2:10:34the I like how this broadcast so the lights change.
- 2:10:37Hopefully. Dude, I swear when you.
- 2:10:39Look through the fucking video every time you this is gonna be
- 2:10:42fucking. Edited.
- 2:10:43You sure came through the timeline.
- 2:10:44And it's dark. Light, dark light.
- 2:10:46It's fucking nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:10:48It's funny, you guys. Like like like.
- 2:10:49So you guys take this and you guys edit it according to story
- 2:10:52or according to what? What according to No, we just
- 2:10:55like. No so the.
- 2:10:57The raw form will be up on YouTube all like the full
- 2:11:00flowers and 11 minutes of it. Right, right, right, right.
- 2:11:02And then. Flowers 11 minutes.
- 2:11:04And more I edit. That the long one.
- 2:11:06And I just make sure like, oh, the audio's OK.
- 2:11:07And then I send it to him and then he is the one who clip
- 2:11:10farms it. OK, OK, OK.
- 2:11:12OK, want to go back to your Wikipedia?
- 2:11:14Sure, man, sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
- 2:11:16OK, well, it says yeah. OK, you did the cleaning gig and
- 2:11:19then the, unbeknownst to Wikipedia, the underwear thief
- 2:11:22saga. Yeah, and then that's new.
- 2:11:25Actually I'm trying to work that on.
- 2:11:26Stage, yeah, but that's, that's, that's a couple of elements that
- 2:11:29my my manager got nervous. I was going to say on camera
- 2:11:32that OK, OK. I said there's elements of the
- 2:11:35story that you got nervous that I did.
- 2:11:36Yeah. So I did yeah.
- 2:11:37That's that's the media. Training Denver Very Yeah.
- 2:11:42Anyway. The Wikipedia.
- 2:11:43Goes on to say that he later formed a band and would talk to
- 2:11:46the audience in between songs, eventually hosting events or a
- 2:11:50local band. I like that.
- 2:11:51Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, I did that, yeah.
- 2:11:53Yeah. So, so I, I was a part of a band
- 2:11:57and I was singing in the band, you know, and then slowly the
- 2:12:01the the people who are organizing the gigs were like,
- 2:12:04hey man, how would you like to host these things instead?
- 2:12:07And I. Didn't know at the time.
- 2:12:09They were trying to get me away from singing.
- 2:12:13You know, but like, but I, I, I. I hosted them and I think within
- 2:12:17the while I was with, I liked how like we just be honest on
- 2:12:20stage when I was hosting. But like a long, I think a long
- 2:12:24time after that, I found that it was easier just to be by
- 2:12:27yourself and not have to work with a band, you know what I
- 2:12:29mean? Yeah.
- 2:12:30So that was fun. And for a long time also, I was
- 2:12:35very into the rock scene. Like I love like the, I loved
- 2:12:38rock music and also like the metal scene.
- 2:12:40I was like when I was a teenage, when I was in my teenage years,
- 2:12:43I, I was in a punk band, you know.
- 2:12:46Yeah, I was in a punk band. Yeah.
- 2:12:48Yeah. So, so we, yeah, it was, I think
- 2:12:50it was back before like social media and everything.
- 2:12:52So a lot of like the political causes that I know today were
- 2:12:56introduced to me when I was in the punk bands, you know, stuff
- 2:12:58like when they they showed, they used to, you know, these things
- 2:13:01called scenes. But they were like, yeah, yeah,
- 2:13:04yeah, yeah. So he's big on the scene.
- 2:13:05Yeah. So.
- 2:13:06So Z so. They were like, you know, that's
- 2:13:08where you learn about capitalism.
- 2:13:10You learn about all those things.
- 2:13:11Shit, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this was like back in 2001,
- 2:13:16you know, so. So where when where right right
- 2:13:20from the punk band, I went into the rock scene and that was more
- 2:13:22like music centered. And then I when because rock was
- 2:13:27like experiencing A decline genre wise.
- 2:13:30It was it was slowly becoming obsolete as a genre.
- 2:13:33It was like plateauing, but like hip hop at that time was a new
- 2:13:38form of. Rebellion at.
- 2:13:40That time was a new form of rebellion in terms of music.
- 2:13:43It was a surgeons of hip hop, so like, and I was always a big
- 2:13:46fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:13:51This is the big guy. So I was a very big fan of hip
- 2:13:53hop. So for I think the longest time
- 2:13:56when I was like kind of into music, I was just into hip hop
- 2:13:59and stuff. Yeah, I've given out my my
- 2:14:04music. Dreams I wanted to be a rapper
- 2:14:05I've. Given that up, you got to.
- 2:14:08Give it out my mom I'm. Bro I'm like 39 bro, I can't be,
- 2:14:11I can't. Do you have a SoundCloud?
- 2:14:13No I don't bro. If a band camp bro.
- 2:14:16If there was. SoundCloud do when I was coming
- 2:14:18out of them. Embarrassing songs out there,
- 2:14:21bro. Yeah, I swear.
- 2:14:23But kids? Get away with so many things
- 2:14:25like real a lot easier now, right?
- 2:14:27Yeah, but like that's. Why I want to I want to delve
- 2:14:31into the music side of things because what would you say is a
- 2:14:35harder industry to break into? Music or comedy?
- 2:14:38Wow, that's a. That's a good question.
- 2:14:41I think Music. I think music.
- 2:14:45Because I feel like even though it's, it's, I feel like music is
- 2:14:48easier to, if you're good at music versus you're good at
- 2:14:51comedy. I, I, I, maybe it's a grass is
- 2:14:54greener on the other side kind of thing.
- 2:14:55I do envy musicians that are able to just perform their shit
- 2:15:00out there. You know what I mean?
- 2:15:02And for a musician, if you perform your shit and
- 2:15:05motherfuckers don't vibe with it, it's their fault, you know?
- 2:15:08That's how it's supposed to sound.
- 2:15:10But for, like, comics, yeah, you have to be you.
- 2:15:13You. You know, if they don't fuck
- 2:15:15with it, it's kind of you. You're not.
- 2:15:17You're the problem. Yeah.
- 2:15:18Yeah, I know you're not adapting.
- 2:15:20To what's going on so. So there's.
- 2:15:23That and then I think music also a lot of like similar sounding
- 2:15:30people, a lot of things in order for you to stand out in music
- 2:15:35and also like the labels and the distribution and all that kind
- 2:15:38of stuff. There's a lot of, it's an
- 2:15:40industry that's always like very ready to consume you before you
- 2:15:45even start. Yeah, you know, Yeah.
- 2:15:48So right. Yeah, you always.
- 2:15:50Find. Bands or rappers, like you think
- 2:15:52they did well for their first album, and they made no money
- 2:15:55out of that album. Yeah.
- 2:15:56Yeah. It's so common, right?
- 2:15:58Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:15:58And it's because, like, they were into the making of the
- 2:16:01music, but they didn't understand the business aspect
- 2:16:03of things. Yeah.
- 2:16:04Yeah. So I find.
- 2:16:05That I learned a lot of my individuality on how to run a
- 2:16:10business as an individual through comedy.
- 2:16:12I'm very fortunate for that. But I have a lot of musician
- 2:16:14friends that had to learn in the hard way where like a lot of
- 2:16:17their residual residuals that were never earned, masters that
- 2:16:20were never owned, you know, and, and just like corporations that
- 2:16:24just like, and the moment they're consumed by the
- 2:16:27corporations, they lose their will to kind of like make.
- 2:16:31Yeah, so I find like music it's it's a lot harder climb like
- 2:16:35yeah, music think even harder. Now that even though you get a
- 2:16:39wider reach by like putting things up on like SoundCloud or
- 2:16:42Spotify streaming the. Monetization from those.
- 2:16:45Platforms are like, again, pennies.
- 2:16:47Yeah, yeah, you got you. Got a million streams?
- 2:16:49Congrats. Yeah.
- 2:16:50Two cents? No.
- 2:16:52But if you do, if you. Do kind of make it, if you do
- 2:16:55kind of make it, that's that you earn money, though.
- 2:16:57But like, then you have to, when you get to that point, you've
- 2:17:01already get, you've gotten ripped off, you know, you by the
- 2:17:04time you get you've gotten ripped off, You know, that that
- 2:17:06easy. You've been so much.
- 2:17:07It's really for me to mention this right now.
- 2:17:09You know, it's easy, easy song. It's a long way to the top if
- 2:17:12you want to rock'n'roll, Yeah. Like in that song, it's just
- 2:17:15like getting to getting ripped off, getting like, yeah.
- 2:17:17Like in that song, it really just tells you that look, it
- 2:17:20really is a long way if you want to rock'n'roll, yeah.
- 2:17:25That shitty? Road it's.
- 2:17:26A long shitty road and. A lot of people die and, you
- 2:17:30know, they and they just give up, right.
- 2:17:31And I know so many musicians that just like, dude, everybody
- 2:17:35is a fucking vulture around me right now.
- 2:17:37And I'm, I just, I don't have the heart for this.
- 2:17:39I just want to make music. And they end up just in their
- 2:17:41corner making music. Yeah.
- 2:17:42Or some, some, some, some have so much trauma that they don't
- 2:17:45even want to touch the music. Yeah.
- 2:17:47You know, then they go like, yo, that, that reminds me of like
- 2:17:51too much that I can't even get my head there.
- 2:17:53Anymore you. Lose the love for it.
- 2:17:54Basically, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:17:56So I. Think my if if I could give any
- 2:17:58advice for any, any musician out there that's kind of trying to
- 2:18:01do their thing. Just do your thing, man.
- 2:18:03Just do your thing. And like it's very important
- 2:18:05that before you enter any deal for you to know the business
- 2:18:08aspect of things like, you know, you don't have to you don't have
- 2:18:10to worry about getting famous or anything like that eventually
- 2:18:12will happen if your shits dope. But like, you know, but very,
- 2:18:16very importantly for you to get some some some motherfucker that
- 2:18:19could like run you down. Yeah, and don't get ripped off
- 2:18:22right? Own all your.
- 2:18:23Shit own all. Your shit, that's the first,
- 2:18:25that's the first step yeah, I get I get a little bit, you
- 2:18:29know, not trigger, but I get a little bit passionate when
- 2:18:32you're talking about me because a lot of my friends are close
- 2:18:34musicians and. Yeah, yeah, and.
- 2:18:36And many of them have been ripped off yeah yeah.
- 2:18:38Like a. Rite of passage It is.
- 2:18:40It is, isn't it? Right it.
- 2:18:42Is, isn't it? And if you survive that and you
- 2:18:44pass that, then you actually become more successful than
- 2:18:47you're set out to be. But not everybody can survive
- 2:18:50that. Yes, first RIP off, you know
- 2:18:52what I mean? There's like a survivorship bias
- 2:18:53to it, right? Where?
- 2:18:54Like we all, we only get to hear like, the big musicians and
- 2:18:57like, we don't know about all the people who, like, never made
- 2:19:00it to that. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:19:01There's so many. People just like, you know, just
- 2:19:03gave up along. The way.
- 2:19:03Which is kind of sad. Yeah, we've got one right here.
- 2:19:10I. Was like no.
- 2:19:13Wonder you're so passionate? Man, you're one of those guys
- 2:19:18it. Comes fat you out bro.
- 2:19:20It comes from a deep. Place in your heart.
- 2:19:22Yeah, Yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
- 2:19:25Yeah, with like the whole. Comedy thing like you said you
- 2:19:27were going to do like another special, right?
- 2:19:29Is that also going to take place?
- 2:19:31I mean, like take the form of like, so how in the sense that,
- 2:19:34you know, it's self produce self finance, it's gonna be out for
- 2:19:38free, yes. It's definitely everything,
- 2:19:41everything in the form of so how hopefully with more money this
- 2:19:44time coming in from apparently there's a button on YouTube that
- 2:19:50you can you like a money button. Maybe I tell my manager this,
- 2:19:56there's some money button on YouTube that I can put if I
- 2:19:59upload it. So if there's some way that we
- 2:20:01get that money button going, the money button.
- 2:20:04There's literally a button. That has a dollar on it whether
- 2:20:07you click on it. And then like when you comment,
- 2:20:10they can show you how much you donate it at the site.
- 2:20:12Oh yeah. Is it like like some?
- 2:20:16Channel. Membership.
- 2:20:17Is it or is it different? No, no.
- 2:20:18It's like like. Donation like outside donation
- 2:20:21kind of like. I think right, okay, yeah, yeah,
- 2:20:25yeah, yeah, so. So it takes that form and yeah,
- 2:20:28I'm very excited to put it out. Pause.
- 2:20:32Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 2:20:42yeah. Yeah.
- 2:20:43But yeah, very excited because it's it's definitely like right
- 2:20:48after. So how like too real was kind of
- 2:20:49like the the the transition into that.
- 2:20:52So how style of stand up. I think this one really has.
- 2:20:56I'm actually very excited. Even my manager hasn't seen it
- 2:20:58yet. So I'm I'm the only one that has
- 2:21:00seen it together with the guys that that are anything.
- 2:21:03And, and yeah, I'm very excited to have that so that it's going
- 2:21:05to take the same form. And yeah, it's going to be out.
- 2:21:10I watch out for it like maybe late Feb, probably during
- 2:21:13Ramadan after. I'm trying to aim for it to be
- 2:21:16like during Chinese New Year because that's when everybody's
- 2:21:20so festive, you know? Yeah, yeah, Chinese people are
- 2:21:22spending money, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:21:25I, I do hit the money button, bro.
- 2:21:27I do a lot, I do a lot of punch lines in China in in Mandarin
- 2:21:30now simply because I want an audience with a disposable
- 2:21:32income that's. Like it's too real.
- 2:21:36That's that's actually you're going to spend all the power,
- 2:21:38yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:21:39An audience interview. Yeah.
- 2:21:40Why do you think our podcast is in?
- 2:21:41English aimed at people living in Qatar, you know, got to aim
- 2:21:46for that. That that.
- 2:21:46That. That five, you guys have the
- 2:21:50largest, do you know? This You notice Indonesia has
- 2:21:52the largest population of Chinese people in Southeast
- 2:21:55Asia. Google it.
- 2:21:57Yeah, I. Wouldn't be surprised we have
- 2:21:59the. Largest.
- 2:21:59Population of anything in Southeast Asia, I feel like.
- 2:22:02Fair enough. Fair enough.
- 2:22:03Wait, wait. Are you?
- 2:22:04Guys bigger than Philippines? No right.
- 2:22:06I mean like size wise I believe so, yeah.
- 2:22:09Wait, how? Many Is it like population or
- 2:22:10like? Country size OK can we Can we
- 2:22:13Google that? Philippines because I I think
- 2:22:15aren't we like the 4th largest? Because it's like 1000 islands
- 2:22:18in. Philippines do it.
- 2:22:19So like, you know what I mean? We have more islands.
- 2:22:22Cross neighbor. Cross neighbor.
- 2:22:23No, no, no, because they put that in a.
- 2:22:24National song, it's like 17,000 islands.
- 2:22:27I don't know how true that is, but 1617 thousand, I don't know
- 2:22:31how that is 17,000 like rock in the middle of the ocean.
- 2:22:34I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 2:22:36yeah. It counts.
- 2:22:37It counts. Yeah, the Philippines.
- 2:22:40AI overview again? Sir the Philippines officially
- 2:22:42has 7641 islands. That's rookie numbers bro.
- 2:22:47Wait how many islands have y'all got?
- 2:22:4817,000 bro I swear Asia it's definitely you know what this
- 2:22:56is? It might be just government.
- 2:22:59OK, OK, OK. I don't.
- 2:23:00Know how many islands? How many islands?
- 2:23:03What we what we're fed is 17. 1000 in Indonesia.
- 2:23:06I'm not going to. Like say that.
- 2:23:07Bro, you're right. Holy.
- 2:23:09Crap 17,000 islands. That's the Philippines rookie.
- 2:23:14Numbers, bro. Whoa, no shape.
- 2:23:16The Philippines very. Yeah, but 17,000 islands.
- 2:23:19Is insane. It is.
- 2:23:21Wait. So are there islands?
- 2:23:22In Indonesia where like, it's just a remote bunch of people
- 2:23:25living there and just are there undiscovered tribes in in
- 2:23:28Indonesia? Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure
- 2:23:30there. Are we, I don't know how under
- 2:23:32oral appendix? From here I'm not sure.
- 2:23:36Actually. Man, do you get to look at that?
- 2:23:37Graham Hancock shit they're talking about, you know, at
- 2:23:41first like iteration of civilization.
- 2:23:43I know human civilization, like like like a human evolution.
- 2:23:46Like when I'm Bendix here, it's like pick me, humans pick me.
- 2:23:50I don't, I don't. No, no, not.
- 2:23:51Pick me, I say. Like pick me girls like like I'm
- 2:23:54not like other girls, but no, no, no, I'm not like other guys.
- 2:23:56I'm not like the. I'm not like the.
- 2:23:58I'm not like. The other homo.
- 2:24:01Sapiens. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:24:03So like this and then you. Guys have a guru Padang.
- 2:24:06Yeah. So that's the one.
- 2:24:07That I've heard where they're like, I think, you know, they've
- 2:24:09found some sort of like early humans here, but I don't know,
- 2:24:12like, how big that goes. But yeah, Guru Padang is said to
- 2:24:15be a. Pyramid.
- 2:24:20No. OK.
- 2:24:23Some. Crazy ass conspiracy, right?
- 2:24:25Right, right. Unfortunately, that.
- 2:24:27That goes a little too close to like there's like there's a
- 2:24:29whole bunch of like conspiracy theorists.
- 2:24:31The conspiracy theory crowd here is so big, bro, you love
- 2:24:34conspiracy theories. I.
- 2:24:35Love it. Maybe that is some form of like
- 2:24:37you. Know like like old civilization,
- 2:24:39there's like a temple or something, right?
- 2:24:41But there's. Also like.
- 2:24:42There's a huge crowd for it here, bro, where there's like
- 2:24:44Illuminati this, Illuminati that.
- 2:24:47OK, OK, OK. So like.
- 2:24:48OK, so there's also a big. They kind of like, I don't know
- 2:24:51if this is like for real or not. Yeah, but like a like a real
- 2:24:55kind of like urban myth that, oh, you know, did you know that
- 2:24:59actually Hitler escaped to in Java?
- 2:25:03Yeah, bro, I. Believe, I believe that he
- 2:25:07escapes. Sorry, I just like I believe.
- 2:25:09That he definitely. Escaped to, to somewhere.
- 2:25:13Like, I don't know if he killed himself, but like that, No.
- 2:25:15OK, you know what? It's a conspiracy theory.
- 2:25:17I know. But there is a conspiracy.
- 2:25:19There is a series on, on I don't know where, but like, it's about
- 2:25:23Hitler escaping to Argentina. Argentina.
- 2:25:26Yeah, yeah. Pretty wild.
- 2:25:28Pretty fucking wild. Yeah, it's the process, like a
- 2:25:30lot of Nazis. In Argentina, so I don't
- 2:25:31there's. A lot of Nazis.
- 2:25:32It's pretty. It's pretty fucking.
- 2:25:33Wild. So it's like, so it's like
- 2:25:34anytime. Someone like on IT or whatever.
- 2:25:37It's like the German flag, ex Argentina like talking about
- 2:25:41their heritage. Everyone's kind of like I know
- 2:25:45where. Your grandfather.
- 2:25:46From no way. OK, so.
- 2:25:48Yeah. So, so like since there's so
- 2:25:52many islands, are there like tribes that are like you guys
- 2:25:54heard of Sentinel Island? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Santini.
- 2:25:57I live where North Santini. I live where like the the
- 2:25:59nobody, nobody goes near there. Yeah, yeah, You know that dude
- 2:26:02that was trying to yeah, that one guy participate that.
- 2:26:03One guy got a spear. Through his heart God rise his
- 2:26:06soul. Oh, you fuck around, you found
- 2:26:07out. Yeah, you fuck around.
- 2:26:08You found out so. Is there like?
- 2:26:10A tribe in Indonesia where you guys are like yo we we don't
- 2:26:14like they're they're not contacted I.
- 2:26:18I can't say for sure. I can't speak to that.
- 2:26:20Specifically, yeah, OK. I wouldn't.
- 2:26:22Yeah, I wouldn't. Be surprised if there.
- 2:26:23Were though, OK, because there's yeah, like for example, like I
- 2:26:27think like, you know, like Papua, for example, a lot of it
- 2:26:29is still very, very much like unexplored.
- 2:26:31So I think there are, yeah, there's, there's probably like a
- 2:26:34lot of like tribes who live in like the real, like the
- 2:26:36Highlands, the Highlands, Papua. Mountains where it is very, very
- 2:26:39difficult. To cross there, yeah, I think
- 2:26:40there there are still some tribes there who are like, you
- 2:26:42know, but what about the island other.
- 2:26:44Islands that are not in that region.
- 2:26:46Like you're on the wrong podcast.
- 2:26:50Right. Right, right, right, right,
- 2:26:54right. Right information, educate we
- 2:26:56already. Got flamed by the Malaysians
- 2:26:59but. Like, I reckon that must be
- 2:27:00really interesting because, like you, language must be so diverse
- 2:27:04here. Yeah, right.
- 2:27:06Yeah. Several. 1000.
- 2:27:07You guys ever get on? You guys ever?
- 2:27:09Get on your algorithm and somebody you're on suddenly on,
- 2:27:11you're on Java. Talk.
- 2:27:13You know talk. I don't know what that got me.
- 2:27:17But yeah, go. Ahead, I don't know what.
- 2:27:19You know what I'm saying, right? You know what I'm?
- 2:27:21Saying right, you get on Java talk, yeah, and then it's all
- 2:27:23just Java. Sometimes yeah.
- 2:27:26Content. Creators I love.
- 2:27:27It, bro. Yeah, come on.
- 2:27:29Cuz I grew up there. I have a lot of friends from
- 2:27:32that, but I'm famously on like Sunda.
- 2:27:35They talk, it's like. Damn those people.
- 2:27:37Funny and they'll be just speaking like Sunnis being like,
- 2:27:39I, I, I only understand half of what they're saying, but it's
- 2:27:42funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:27:43It's like, it's like. Sometimes I like.
- 2:27:45The algorithm kind of skirts me towards Valley talk and I and.
- 2:27:49Like look my my. Bounties is is like a really
- 2:27:51shitty like my bounties sucks. I can I'm a passive kind of like
- 2:27:56I understand what they're saying and it's just like it's the
- 2:27:58funniest thing. It's like when I my people for a
- 2:28:02little bit, I saw this kid in in.
- 2:28:04Bali talk like I, I, I got on Bali talk, but I know it's Bali
- 2:28:07real. I forgot the name of the kid,
- 2:28:09but the the kid was like, yo man, we're chilling in
- 2:28:11California. I'm like, wow, They were like,
- 2:28:13I'm like Bali, California. I didn't even know that that
- 2:28:16that's the that's the thing. You know, California, it's not
- 2:28:19the most accurate because we don't, you know, we don't
- 2:28:23produce or like earn any movies money out of outside of tourism,
- 2:28:29but I'll take it. So so like I like like when I
- 2:28:32get on. Java talk and sometimes you see
- 2:28:33like they have this like Kabul parties, like parties inside the
- 2:28:35village and stuff like that. Bro, that shit look lit bro.
- 2:28:38They know how to party. Bro they look lit they.
- 2:28:41Like that, you know, like probably like.
- 2:28:43Like, like Javanese, Yeah. I don't even know what that
- 2:28:45dance is, but like, yo, yeah, yeah.
- 2:28:48Like the the big thing now. That I'm seeing is also a lot of
- 2:28:52hip hop and rap in traditional or like, you know, native
- 2:28:57languages, whether that's Japanese or Sudanese or even
- 2:29:00Balanese. Yeah, they're like their flow is
- 2:29:02crazy and they're. And they're like.
- 2:29:04And they're rapping in their native language.
- 2:29:06Yeah. And that's huge now.
- 2:29:07Like, yeah, the kids growing up with such a mixed kind of
- 2:29:11influence. I love it.
- 2:29:11I love doing that. And that's like their.
- 2:29:14That's their doorway to kind of like listen to actual hip hop,
- 2:29:18you know, and I always say actual hip hop, like the like
- 2:29:21hip hop away originated from the English English.
- 2:29:23I mean, they probably, they probably took.
- 2:29:25A lot of cues from yeah, you know, like classic hip hop, you
- 2:29:29know, because the flow is very, Yeah, you could say it's kind of
- 2:29:32more like a, you know, drill or trap.
- 2:29:35Do you feel like that's growing right now?
- 2:29:36In in this part of I feel like there's.
- 2:29:38Yeah, it's growing for sure. Like, like the there's an
- 2:29:41audience for it and there's an audience for hip hop and that
- 2:29:44style of hip hop which didn't exist prior to, I guess, the
- 2:29:48recent decade. Yeah, I think.
- 2:29:51Yeah, like the SoundCloud culture, like sound route crap
- 2:29:55rap culture used to be like very cringe in like the 2000 tens,
- 2:29:57right? But now it's like the thing,
- 2:29:59right. So I think a lot of it's
- 2:30:00borrowing from there. The other thing that was I think
- 2:30:02they're also like merging a lot of like the local sound there as
- 2:30:07well. So not just like the flow, yes,
- 2:30:09but also like, you know, like the traditional instruments like
- 2:30:12additional. Instruments maybe like the?
- 2:30:14Download stuff like yeah, the download stuff, Yeah, yeah,
- 2:30:16download the stuff or like from the.
- 2:30:18Philippines, where it's like like Buddha's music where where
- 2:30:21there's like the alarms in the black, Like dude, it's very.
- 2:30:24Popular like there's like. I'm on I'm on Horak TikTok.
- 2:30:29If you know who Horak TikTok is. So Horak is what they call just
- 2:30:31like where the sound system is like the size of a house.
- 2:30:34And so they're, they come from a very specific area in like Jawa
- 2:30:38Timur and like he's Joe, the guy that's pushing that.
- 2:30:41Shit is like. Like he's on like 10 minutes of
- 2:30:44sleep, you know, like he's just three days awake and like he's
- 2:30:48just, yeah. Also his production.
- 2:30:50Is amazing. He's like blasting music.
- 2:30:53Like, I know, I know that, I know that I've seen that.
- 2:30:54But what is that about? Can you tell me more about that?
- 2:30:56Yeah. So I think a lot of that comes.
- 2:30:57From like the the type of music that it's called and I think a
- 2:31:02lot of that comes from the culture of people who would be
- 2:31:04like they would play this at weddings, right?
- 2:31:07That's why the it's like, you know, it's why the speakers it's
- 2:31:09like 6 speakers stacked high, right?
- 2:31:11Really shitty AMS, really shitty cables and the.
- 2:31:15Bass. Is blown to hell.
- 2:31:17Yeah, Yeah. Yeah, but it's like it's.
- 2:31:19Like the whole. Village coming together, the
- 2:31:20party and the kids are coming to party.
- 2:31:22So it's like it's in. So I guess it's very I guess if
- 2:31:25you were like into the rap scene, like you, I can compare
- 2:31:27it kind of like how the like the reggae sound system culture,
- 2:31:31right? OK.
- 2:31:32Where it's just like it's a bunch of kids with shitty ABS.
- 2:31:34They come together and then somehow that becomes the sound,
- 2:31:37right. I have to.
- 2:31:37I have to say though, yeah. A lot of people, people,
- 2:31:41especially people who are like, like trying to sleep in those
- 2:31:45places, Yeah, a lot of them are are, are complaining about that.
- 2:31:50But all like yeah but. I've seen.
- 2:31:52I I've arrived in that, that TikTok once in a while, but
- 2:31:56like, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
- 2:31:57Yeah. That's also a big thing.
- 2:31:59Yeah. I think that you guys
- 2:32:00popularized coffee race before coffee race was the coffee race.
- 2:32:03Like, yeah. Yeah.
- 2:32:05Yeah, yes, I just. Found out about I.
- 2:32:07Just found out about your N word.
- 2:32:08You guys have an N word too here?
- 2:32:10No rule I feel like. We can say that one.
- 2:32:15Yeah, no rule. You can say that with a.
- 2:32:17Hard R too. No rule with a hard R.
- 2:32:20Yeah, I suppose. I'm, I'm, I'm trying to be like,
- 2:32:23what is the, the, the cultural context?
- 2:32:26But like, go ahead. When I when I when I think yeah,
- 2:32:28yeah, yeah. But I think it's the.
- 2:32:29Same as I am when only a noodle can call another noodle.
- 2:32:33Yeah, I I don't think it's. As offensive here, like, yeah,
- 2:32:37yeah. There there are the worst things
- 2:32:40you can. Call.
- 2:32:41There are definitely there. Are definitely worse things to
- 2:32:43call people. Yeah.
- 2:32:45Oh my God. So I heard like, like, you know,
- 2:32:47like. A lot of noodles will go.
- 2:32:49I mean, I don't know if it's rock Tree or not, but like a
- 2:32:51lot, a lot, a lot. There was a time where like, it
- 2:32:55was coffee raved. So you guys were like, they were
- 2:32:56high on, on, on caffeine and just like, you know what I mean?
- 2:33:00Just party. Just crazy.
- 2:33:02Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Papi raves.
- 2:33:05I wonder where we got that from. Feel.
- 2:33:08Like it's now it's. Just a bunch of pickleball
- 2:33:10players. You know what I mean?
- 2:33:10I just it's paddle paddle's the big.
- 2:33:13Thing here, paddle's the big paddle thing is.
- 2:33:15Yeah. You're right now.
- 2:33:17You're in Joxel, you're in South Jakarta.
- 2:33:20You throw a rock, you hit like 3 puddle places.
- 2:33:22Wow. Yeah, this is Jakarta Slata.
- 2:33:25Jaxel. Yes, Jaxel.
- 2:33:27Yeah, I'm sorry, baby. The reputation that Jaxel has.
- 2:33:30Yeah, it's like a party place, right?
- 2:33:31Yeah. It's where people like us
- 2:33:33reside. Weirdos.
- 2:33:36Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:33:38Like, you know, it's kind of like the hip.
- 2:33:41Cultural right happening. People would call snobbish.
- 2:33:44Even some snobbish It's got a OK, it's.
- 2:33:47Got a real like Brooklyn vibe to it, but none of the none of like
- 2:33:51the real working class grit. It's just mostly just like a lot
- 2:33:53of people being cosplaying kids cosplaying is.
- 2:33:56Cultural. So it's happening, yeah, OK.
- 2:33:59And. That's where you get the
- 2:34:00stereotype. Of like a Joxel English where
- 2:34:03it's like people who would say, who would speak kinda like it's
- 2:34:06English, but it's like, you know, mixed in Indonesian and
- 2:34:10American English specifically, right, yeah, right, right.
- 2:34:13Obviously. And our audience.
- 2:34:15All right, all right. You know we.
- 2:34:20Have. Kind.
- 2:34:21Of like a limit on that camera because the last time we
- 2:34:24recorded an episode around 2 hour 40 something, the camera
- 2:34:28died. That's understandable.
- 2:34:30But we actually still have. That's understandable.
- 2:34:33It's it's cool, man. We've.
- 2:34:34Got like 2 1/2 hours it is and like we could talk for a lot.
- 2:34:38More I feel like because it's just like really, it's been
- 2:34:40really fun. Thanks man.
- 2:34:41Thanks man, I hope. You are having fun too.
- 2:34:44I am having. Fun I I would love to.
- 2:34:45Come back next time, actually. And, and you know, like in new
- 2:34:49time. I, I hope you guys keep on doing
- 2:34:50this, man. Yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll give a
- 2:34:52good word to some of my friends who you guys want to call if you
- 2:34:56ever wanna calm down. I think they have a great time.
- 2:34:58Yeah, I can promise you anybody. But I'll put it a good way.
- 2:35:01I'll put it a good way. We'd love to have you back for
- 2:35:03like a. Retrospective or something?
- 2:35:05This future by then, maybe. Your new special be out that
- 2:35:08way. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:35:09Talk about it, yeah. You know, 100% a hundred.
- 2:35:12Percent, 100% I'll do like. I won't do like a like a Sean.
- 2:35:14Evans hot ones thing where like this camera but only that camera
- 2:35:17yeah tell us what you got going on in your life you know this is
- 2:35:21where you plug whatever this got going right OK so depending.
- 2:35:24On when this, when this is gonna be out?
- 2:35:25When when you guys think this is gonna be out?
- 2:35:27He's the editor with probably. Anywhere from like?
- 2:35:302. Weeks to a month from now, yeah.
- 2:35:31Two to four weeks is usually the oh, word.
- 2:35:33OK. Well, in that case, then check
- 2:35:38out the OK. So how about we're trying to
- 2:35:43gauge like one month from now? Yeah.
- 2:35:44So the Australian tours out, we've got Perth, Brisbane,
- 2:35:47Sydney and also Melbourne. So check those tickets out.
- 2:35:51Everything is on my on my Instagram page and also on my
- 2:35:54website, fuzzyrushi.com. And yeah, other than that,
- 2:35:59hopefully I've announced a special at that point, you know,
- 2:36:02and you know, check out the special that's going to be on
- 2:36:04YouTube. The special is called.
- 2:36:05That's why. That's why, that's why.
- 2:36:08So that's yeah, it's it's, I'm very proud that I put it
- 2:36:12together for a very long time. And yeah, hope you guys see it.
- 2:36:16And that's it. That's all that's going on.
- 2:36:17And I'm expanding more in Indonesia and I'm going to be
- 2:36:21coming here. I'm yes, starting here.
- 2:36:22I'm going to come back. Your debut.
- 2:36:24Yes, Sir. I'm going to show.
- 2:36:25You guys a lot of a lot of love and I hope you guys, yeah, come
- 2:36:29through, man. Let's hang out, you know, let's
- 2:36:31see what, what, what can happen. And I'm very, very interested to
- 2:36:35do that anytime you have a show. Us up and we'll plug it in the
- 2:36:38story our good friend and former podcast guest yeah but if you
- 2:36:44ever do any like lifestyle. Who also just love.
- 2:36:46Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, 100%. 100% I'll let you
- 2:36:49guys. Know that.
- 2:36:50Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
- 2:36:51Thank you so much for having me, man.
- 2:36:52Thank you for coming on this. Like pingy ass podcast.
- 2:36:58Did you hear? That they say this place is
- 2:37:00dingy, this place is. Dingy, we gotta.
- 2:37:03Stop. We gotta.
- 2:37:04Stop. We gotta stop telling you crazy.
- 2:37:07Bro that's crazy. This is Jackson, baby.
- 2:37:11This is Jackson. Baby, we can see the swimming.
- 2:37:14Pool. Swimming pool.
- 2:37:15I just did this. Is Jackson baby?
- 2:37:18It's just JXL baby. We're making a thing.
- 2:37:22We're making a thing. This is.
- 2:37:23The Jackson sign bro JXL. You don't know that real shit,
- 2:37:25bro. Yes.
- 2:37:26What? No, it's true.
- 2:37:28I can't do that. It's offensive.
- 2:37:30I can't do shit. Fucking woke mobs again.
- 2:37:35I know the woke mobs. I couldn't.
- 2:37:37Even do the day so sad comedies. That am I appropriating?
- 2:37:43Anyway. They have all my dies but like
- 2:37:44thank. You.
- 2:37:45So much for coming over to the podcast and hope only for the
- 2:37:50best for your next specialist and also all your live shows.
- 2:37:52All right, thank you, man. I'll see you.
- 2:37:54Guys there, all right, see you shout out.