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166: The Valley - Season Finale (S1 E12) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your old
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Stelia here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in law Beatrice. Hi,
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everybody, we are here to wrap up the valley. My god,
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we made it to me. We made it's season one, episode twelve.
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It has been renewed for a second season because it was so lit. We
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enjoyed ours, we did, and I cannot wait to get into it.
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into the episode itself, I always like to ask Beatrice, Yeah, whether
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you have a takeaway something that you left that episode thinking or feeling in your
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little raccoon body. Listen, Jax Taylor is like the world's biggest pe sub
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my god, rap, he really is. I thought Sandoval was bad,
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but I'm like Jack's is the worst, because at least Sandoval will like try
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to hide the fact that he's such a piece of crap, but Jack's is
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just so like in your face about it and doesn't even realize it. I
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think he does realize it and he doesn't care. But I've been doing this
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for years. He's been behaving very badly on TV. He does not care.
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I just can't stand him. I really can't. Like he totally produces
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himself in front of the camera, especially when he's around Brittany, Like he
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acts like, yeah, I said I'm sorry, Why aren't you okay with
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sorry? And or I never actually said that, and then she plays the
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tape and he's like, Okay, well, I'm sorry. That was so
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good. I know, I'm so loved that that Brittany finally woke the fuck
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up. But I'm just like Jack's You're the worst, and now you're gonna
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be a forty five something year old loser dating twenty year old chippies because they're
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the only ones that are gonna want to date you because they're dumb, and
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then you're just gonna die alone. Yep. He's the worst, forever alone,
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and you deserve it unless you get some help. And you've been knowing
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that you need to get help. You've been knowing that you need antidepressants and
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therapy, but you won't haul your happy ass over to the therapist's office and
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take care of business so you can keep your family together. You are a
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colossal piece of shit. Yep. A great well. My takeaway was that
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there was entirely too little Kristin in the last half of this season. First
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of all, the run up to the finale, like, all we're doing
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is ostracizing Kristin based on something that she retold in error, but like the
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spirit of what she was saying was true. Yeah, this is shit that
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Janet said, and it just kept getting worse and worse and worse until she's
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iced out of the friend group. Doesn't go get to go to Big Bear,
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which is a cast trip in neither do Zach, and in these last
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three episodes, there wasn't nearly enough of her, Like, this is not
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the Janet show, right, this is not the Jasmine show. This is
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certainly not the Jesse Lalli and Michelle show. We should have Jack's unfortunately,
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we should have Brittany, and we should have motherfucker Kristin. Where was she?
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I know, I thought that was kind of weird too, And I
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don't know if it was because Bravo was afraid of like her comments from a
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million years ago, her for being a racist or whatever, and maybe that's
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why they didn't want to give her airtime. But I'm like, come on,
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like, why are you gonna have her on the show but then not
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really have her on the show. It seemed really lame. I would have
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rather had more Kristen than more of Janet. Oh God, Janet was the
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worst with her pregnancy in this episode. But I just feel like these are
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missteps from production and you really shouldn't give one cast member the power to ice
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out other cast members. If this is an ensemble cast, we should all
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get together and film. Look, if Ariana could do it, with Tom
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Sandebal. If she could show up to events where Tom was present, then
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Janet and her dumb husband Jason, I know, could do the same thing,
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like who do you think you are? You're not Ariana Maddox, I
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know, talk about a god complex. Honestly, like La Lag calling Ariana
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Beyonce. I'm like, no, Janet thinks she runs the show, and
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who are you? Janet? You're a nobody? Well, you better change
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your tone. I am pregnant here, don't stress me out. Yeah,
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I'm pregnant. My god drama. I will not miss her, me neither.
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But she's gonna be on season two well and hopefully, because there's no
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reunion, hopefully we'll get a little bit of come up ins we will be
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able to address some of this stuff, because it felt to me like production
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in a very hurried way, was trying to cobble together something ye to go
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against Janet with. We had a montage, we had people on the couch
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talking about her, but it was not enough. It just was not enough
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for truly how hated she is in the fandom. Oh yeah, I agree.
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I thought that part was all rushed. I wanted more of that.
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I understand why they didn't do a reunion this season, although I'm not happy
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about it, but I understand because of the format of this last episode with
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the whole six months later and everything. I get it. But I would
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have loved to see Janet get called out in real time from all of these
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people who see her fake ass bullshit hm, because wow, she still has
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the comments limited on her Instagra course she does. Nobody likes Janet. So
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those are my thoughts. That is how I feel. I actually really enjoyed
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this season too. I thought it was going to be corny and a dud.
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I thought VPR was going to be where it sat. Was so excited
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to get into that, and VPR ended up being a dud, and the
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Valley was actually really fun. I know. I kind of actually want to
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cover season two when it comes in too, because I'm really interested in it
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and I love that the show, Like the whole premise of it was like,
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oh, well, these couples are happily married living in a valley,
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and then we have two divorces at the right. It was so good,
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so perfect, and I want Jesse Lally to come back with his girlfriend.
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I want Michelle to come back with her boyfriend. I want Jackson Brittany to
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stay separated in him out here covert dating and her potentially doing the same.
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Speaking of that sidebar, did you see that tweet that Jax put out I
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think a couple of days ago. It was like at three in the morning,
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probably drunk on his ass, and he says something like, why don't
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you ask Brittany who she's been sleeping with for the last four months? Uh
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huh That's exactly what he said. And so of course everybody's like, yeah,
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good for her. Yeah, like, Queen, that's great because you've
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been cheating this whole entire time. Don't act like she's the fucking villain here.
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Like, that's what's so wild to me. He cannot take an ounce
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of responsibility for being such a piece of shit husband to this girl. And
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like, look, I know we've been a little critical of Brittany throughout this
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whole and so so especially you, You've been very critical, like here,
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very much. But I just after this episode, I was like, you
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know what, I'm proud of Brittany for finally waking up. I totally understand
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that she was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. All these
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years. I know she's not a perfect person, but like with the way
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that Jax just manipulates her all the time, and the shit that he was
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saying to her behind her back, like you'll have no friends if you leave
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me. That's abusive ass, one hundred percent. And so I'm just I'm
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glad. I'm like, I don't care if she'd been cheating on your ass.
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You cheated first seven years ago, right on VPR or whatever. Well,
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he ended up deleting that tweet and then putting out a picture of Britney
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sleeping in his bed with Cruise. Her back is to the camera and Cruise
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is like sleeping in a diagonal way, and he's making a comment about Cruise
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sleeping. But what he's really trying to do is allude to Britney sleeping with
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him again. But other people are calling out that this is an old photo.
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Maybe what Jack's was saying in his deleted tweet was that Brittany has been
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sleeping with him for the last four months. No, that could also be
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true. No, but also maybe Britney's found somebody else. I have no
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idea. If that's the case, that sucks. I would hate for Brittany
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to go back to his ass. But I'm like, I don't believe that
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she was sleeping with you because you won't sleep with her right, allegedly because
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you think she's fat and ugly? Is that the first time that was said,
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because I know Kristen said it and we had speculated, yea, what
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is Jack saying to Brittany behind closed doors to have her feeling like there's something
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so wrong with her body? And you were saying like he's probably calling her
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fat and saying all kinds of terrible things, And I'm just like, I
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can't believe that somebody would do that. God, sweet summer child, I
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know. And then Kristen came out and said that this is exactly the kind
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of shit that Jack has been saying to her, which is so abusive,
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but also so sad, so so sad, so gross. See, now
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you have to tell your husband not to call you my six and her pound
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wife. Well, I think it's funny. I call him obese all the
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time, but we're joking, yeah, but yeah, no, Jack is
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not joking, and he's saying these things to repeatedly hurt Brittany. And after
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all these years, she was so beaten down, she was just taking it
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and taking it and taking it. Plus she has these strong family values to
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stay in a relationship and not to divorce. But finally she got pushed to
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the limit. And if anybody's gonna do that, it's Jack's Taylor. And
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he's so unrepentant. He doesn't give a like, we'll get there at the
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end of the episode. I'm just like, he's so unapologetic. He doesn't
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care about her at all. He literally doesn't care, and then he fake
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cries we'll get to. I'm just like, I can't with you, man,
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You're the worst. Let's go, Let's get into the epis. Let's
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get into it. So we start with the Gaze at a pottery class aka
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Zach and Jasmine. This is where they kind of talk about Big Bear and
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how Janet was so mad and so scared okay from Zach's Instagram posts, and
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he was like, I was just being petty, like I wasn't there obviously.
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Why would I be in Big Bear when everybody else is like this is
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stupid? And Jasmine's kind of talking about Janet, which I kind of appreciated.
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I appreciate that as well, but like, bring that energy to Janet.
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Why aren't you representing in big Bear at the table when everybody's talking about
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this shit? Because she's afraid because she knows Janet is going to do to
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her what she ends up doing at Jacks's sports bar later in this episode,
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which is push her out of the friends group, and she's already seen that
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Janet apparently has the power to push Kristen out of the friend group, so
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she doesn't want to take on Janet. I think Jasmine's week Oh yeah,
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say that shit to her face. Oh for sure, somebody say it to
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her face. I know. Why are we all scared of Janet? What
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is she gonna do? God? I have no idea use her pregnancy and
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being gonna make me lose my baby? Okay, shut up right, I
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can't with her. And we have Jackson Brittany at their bar and they're kind
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of talking about their marriage and having kids, and Jax is like dusting the
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sign for the bar because please talk about this, yes, Like, do
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we really think that Brittany has that much input on the design or that JACKX
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is really putting in the elbow grease to get that bar prepared for opening that
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I just feel like they're pretending that they have this job. I don't know.
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It just feels fake to me. And Jax is always saying, just
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so busy, I'm so stressed out. I have the podcast in which you
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meet for two hours once a week, I have my cameos. I've just
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barred of course, have a child. Okay, Well, actually that's not
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a ton. I don't think he's over there all the time fixing up the
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bar, getting it ready for the opening. I just feel like that's fake.
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Yeah, I felt like it was more real on Britney's part, Like
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I felt like Britney had more of a hand in the design and some of
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this stuff. Well, because she talks about how she's got these other businesses.
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She's like a hardworking gal. She's the breadwinner ever since? What else
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is she doing? I know she was like repping was it weight Watchers or
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Nutral System. Yeah, she was a spokesperson for a period of time.
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I think it was for weight Watchers, which can be kind of lucrative.
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I know that they have their podcast which might be popular, but like,
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what else was she doing to be the breadwinner? I don't know, because
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she's saying in this episode she's making a lot of money, so I don't
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know what you're doing, but it seems like she's got more of the business
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savvy sense, like Jacks is just Jack's. Like it's literally just his name
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on the bar, and he's dusting the sign and acting like that's a lot
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of work. Like, I don't think you're doing jack shit. Actually,
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in my I think he was just being lazy and correct me if I'm wrong.
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Are we talking about just a patio conversion? Like this used to be
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Jackson's Sports Bar used to just be an open air patio that they've covered with
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some sort of a tent, Yeah, and like put up some like wallpaper.
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Yeah, but it's an outdoor area, yeah that they're calling Jackson's Sports
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Bar. It's attached to some other bar that somebody owns, right I think?
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So, yeah, Okay, this is very interesting. It's very weird
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to me, and I wonder how lucrative that bar is. Now, Well,
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did you see Jackson the after show when he was talking to Tom and
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Tom and he was saying that it was like a lottery ticket fell in his
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lap when they approached him and offered him the bar, And again he had
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no buy in. He didn't have to come up with any money. But
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the way he's talking about it is he gets fifty percent of the profit.
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That's wild. Yeah, what kind of just for his name? That's really
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weird. I mean, like he's not that famous, but I guess he
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is famous, So maybe that's why they're like, yeah, you'll get fifty
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percent of the profit because you're going to be bringing in the people. But
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who's going to Jackson's Bar for jack I don't know. I have heard like
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from people online that people have gone and it's a fun place to go.
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Is it more successful than something about her, like in terms of food and
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drinks and stuff. I don't know. Something about her has only been open
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for like three weeks, so it's hard to tell. But I mean Jack's
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hasn't been open for a long time either, But I think there are a
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lot of people that are going to both. That's weird, but I mean,
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hey, to each their own. And then we have Luke and Kristen
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kind of talking about Michelle and her secret boyfriend. This is where Kristen starts
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taking like some accountability for miss speaking at that Big Fight several episodes ago,
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where she's like, Michelle's had a boyfriend for a year and now Kristen's like,
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just kidding, it's not actually for a year she had a boyfriend a
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year ago. Yeah, so she was seeing somebody and she misspoke again,
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but again the spirit of what she is saying is true. Michelle had a
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boyfriend, yeah, and that's the salient point. But yeah, she's fucking
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it up in the translation constantly. I'm like, Kristen, just shut your
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big fat mouth, right, I mean, like, I know you can't,
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well, but she won't. Oh my god, just stop dogging.
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Yeah, And then we have Jesse and Michelle also talking at their home about
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like their marriage and Brittany and Jacks's marriage. Yeah, because here goes Jesse
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trying to be some kind of a marriage mentor to Jack's, trying to save
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Jax's marriage because he can see the signs on the wall because he missed them
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in his own marriage Jesse did. So he's trying to reach out and talk
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to JACKX but like he's so again authoritative and condescending, and Jaxon doesn't want
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to hear any of it. And by the way, pay attention to your
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own marriage which is falling apart at your feet. And so then they proceed
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to talk about their own marriage, and here again Michelle is checked out.
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Oh my god, she's so done, and it's just like cringchy to me
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to watch this because she's obviously doing this just for the show, and I'm
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like, I wish she would have just been honest in these last few moments
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and been like, yeah, I just hate you and I don't want to
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leave you. But she's not, like she's kind of like skirting around it.
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She's like, yeah, I'm just like no longer in love with you.
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I wish I could get those feelings back, but I don't know if
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I'm going to which I'm not right, And then Jesse sheds one single tier
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a glycerin tear, and it's like, you know, I could almost feel
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bad for you if you were a good husband, but like you've been consistently
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really shitty and critical. I know Michelle's total bitch, Okay, Like I
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know she's probably not the best either, but like, Jesse, you act
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like you did everything to fix your marriage by you know, doing ayahuasca with
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your bros for one night and Coachella, and that's it, Like you're not
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doing anything to make the effort for her, And then you're crying because she's
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gonna leave you. Yeah, I just I'm like, I can't have any
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He doesn't know what to do, he doesn't have any like resources. He
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again, he strikes me as a little boy who's just trying to keep mommy
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around and he doesn't really know how to do it, and he's doing it
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in childlike ways and ways that are like super quick, not substantive. And
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again, she's so far gone. Even if you did go to therapy,
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even if you went and got a prescription for an antidepressant like Jackson needs to
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do, like it's not going to matter because the love is gone. Yeah,
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And that's the way women are, Like, we'll keep asking for what
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we want. We'll keep asking and asking, and the longer you don't give
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it to us, they're welcome to day when we will stop asking. We
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don't want anything from you, and we are making our way out the door.
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And that is where Michelle is, and I just think it's blowing him
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away. Yeah. I think he's hold even in this moment, he's holding
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on to hope that they could do something to keep the family together. But
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as he says a little bit later in the episode, just three days after
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cameras go down for the Valley. Michelle drops it like bye, yeah,
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I'm divorcing, and he felt blindsided about it. I'm like, okay,
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what do you mean it's been four years of misery. Yeah. Even in
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this conversation, he's like, why can't we just go back to a twenty
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twenty And I'm like four years ago, like you guys have been like this
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for this long, Like no, it's it's done. Oh god. And
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then we have everybody getting ready for Jackson's Bar to open. They're gonna have
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the opening party and everybody's gonna be there. Yep, Janet, Zach,
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Jasmine, Kristen, everybody's there and everybody's expecting the little Pink Crocs. Simon
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is gonna show up with his friend Crock of Shit boots. Yeah what.
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Zach's so good, very good. I love it. Oh so great.
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And Kristen says, you know, I'm just there to support me friends.
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I'm not gonna start any drama. Zach's like, I'm gonna talk to Janet
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starting drama. I'm totally gonna start drama. So Janet sits down with her
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pregnant ash she's heavy with child, heavy with child. She sits with Jasmine,
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I think right, and Michelle, I can't remember how it initially starts,
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and then Zach sits down right, and he initially asks Janet, do
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you want to talk with me privately? And Janet's like, no, we
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can't hash it down right here in front of the cameras, in front of
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everybody. And she comes out in true Janet fashion and starts to be like,
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I didn't tell Jax not try and to invite you. I was going
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to invite you, but then you were very aggressive over the phone, and
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so I just didn't want that energy around me. So you're the problem.
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I don't want to be friends with you because you're toxic, right, And
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so she lies because she did expect Jax to announce it to the group that
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Kristen and Zach were not invited, and the way Jax tells it, like
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after they all got together, when he made the announcement, she calls him
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back up and says, well, did you tell everybody that they're not coming?
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So she absolutely did. She is a lying liar who lies, yep,
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And Zach immediately just pops off, I know, yeah, I loved
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it, but literally, who do you think you are? Though? That
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was so good. He was totally aggressive, intense to the point, and
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at first I was like, Okay, you could calm down a little bit
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because you're at an opening party. I love gay rage, but I love
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I love it so much. She deserves gay She totally deserves it. And
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of course her lame lawyer husband comes over. He looked so lame. My
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god, he's trying to be all macho. Don't talk to me, don't
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talk to my wife like that, don't say it smiling. I know.
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Well he's so weak though. He's stumbling over his words. It's not believable.
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Jason, No, like, get out of here. I can't whip
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you. And Zach's just like super pissed because he's calling Jenet out for being
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a liar. She gets up and she's like, I don't want to deal
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with you trashy people. I'm gonna go over with my other gay friends.
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Yeah. I need a safe space. Yes, thank you. So she
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goes and sits with Pink Crocks and gets away from the drama that she started.
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She threw the grenade in the middle of the group. It blew up.
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Now they're trying to deal with it, and she's just trying to slink
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away to another booth and not have to hear about it. I hate that
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ship me too. People cause the problem. And then when you have a
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natural reaction to the drama and the problem, they're like, this is too
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toxically, so I have to remove myself. I'm disengaging. No, bitch,
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you engaged me. Yes, you better sit down and hear what I
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have to say. And when Jason comes over and is like, don't talk
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to my wife like that, Zack's like, oh my god, piss off,
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just piss off you little man. He literally goes, wow, wow,
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scared, just like I love it. It was so good. And
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Jasmine's starting to wake up to it, and she's realizing Janet's just such a
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fucking liar. And then she goes to talk to Janet because Jasmine, when
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she goes to sit over with Pink Crocks croc of shit Shoes over there,
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is starting to talk shit about Jasmine. She's like, I don't know why
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Jasmine's siding with Zach, and Jasmine's like, don't make me out to be
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the fucking can't be like, I'm friends with both of you. Janet doesn't
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live in a world where that's possible. Like, if I'm upset, then
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you need to come and sit with me. You can't sit over there with
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them. Yep, she's so immature. I think Jasmine has known this the
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entire time. I think Jasmine has been playing the friend group just to see
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where she can fit in the best. And then Jack's kind of walks by
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and Jasmine approaches him and she's like, oh, in a tizzy, and
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she's like, you need to talk to Janet because Janet is the one who's
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saying that it was you who went and made the declaration that Zach couldn't come
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to Big Bear and blah blah blah. And Jack's like, okay, let
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me march over there and talk to Janet too, and he does. I
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did kind of appreciate him for that too. He's like, I'm just gonna
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go right to the source of the problem. He didn't really get to say
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a whole lot though. Before She said, unexcused me, I'm pregnant.
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Yeah, please watch that energy check your vibe vibe chat vibe check, I'm
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pregnant. I hated that. And of course Michelle comes to her defense too.
22:38
She's like yelling at Zach, like, don't yell at a pregnant lady.
22:41
You know what that could do. She could lose her baby, she
22:45
could go into labor. And Zach's like, I don't care. So meanwhile,
22:52
mother Mary on a donkey heading over to Bethlehem over weeks. I mean,
22:56
she's just fine. She could take it. You can't take one confrontation,
22:59
Janet, after you instigated the entire thing, I mean, kiss me
23:03
with that, and she's like about ready to pop anyway, So it's not
23:07
but I'm like, fuck you, Janet, right, I wanted more of
23:10
like a confrontation between all of them, Like I'm glad that Zach freaked out,
23:15
and I'm glad that Jasmine woke up to it and Jack's and all this
23:18
stuff, and everybody's like, yeah, Janet's the instigator. But then that's
23:21
it. Yeah, Like that's no remitation. And actually nobody is talking to
23:25
Kristen, so it's not like Kristen can have a conversation with Janet because Janet
23:30
is icing her out. She tries to have a conversation with Michelle, and
23:33
Michelle is just staring off in the distance and Kristin is telling her, don't
23:37
you understand Janet is the one who started all this. Janet is the one
23:41
that said the thing in the first place, and you're so pissed off at
23:44
me, You're so invested in being pissed off at me. Why? Yeah,
23:48
but she won't even have a conversation, so there's no resolution, no,
23:52
because Janet is too immature to just sit down and hash it out.
23:56
Yeah. I really wonder what it's gonna look like in season two with all
24:00
of this stuff, because Brittany seems to be friends with Janet still, Michelle
24:03
still friends with Janet, So it's just like very weird. And even Brittany
24:07
at the bar is like yelling at Zach to stop starting the drama because this
24:11
is about them and their bar opening. Oh my god, how many other
24:15
times has Jack's ruined somebody's event. I don't care, right, and everybody's
24:18
like talking super loud, like chill out, right, But I did appreciate
24:22
the screaming fight in the middle of the bar. That was great. I
24:25
want more of Zach next season because he's fucking hilarious. I like him a
24:29
lot. He's got great one liners. He said, Janet is like the
24:32
Queen of England because she's dead to him, right Jack? That was so
24:34
good, and we did have Janet alluding to having been trying to trust Zach
24:41
again, and I was wondering if in this finale episode she would actually bring
24:45
up and confirm the rumor that Zach had said something terrible about her pregnancy and
24:51
about her life. But she never mentions it, which I think is interesting.
24:55
She's mentioned it after the fact on social media, but like there's no
24:59
conversation, so Zach can't really even defend himself. Yeah, because it's a
25:03
lie. I think she's totally making it up. Honestly, I do too,
25:07
because I mean, Zach seems very sassy. He seems kind of mean
25:11
girl too, but I don't think he would have said something that vile like
25:15
Janet said he said to her, I hope like you lose your baby or
25:21
something like that, which I'm just like, that's well, although in this
25:23
scene at Jack's Sports bar, somebody says like, you gotta be careful because
25:27
she could lose her baby or I don't care. I don't care. Yeah,
25:33
So I mean, I can see a world where you might have said
25:36
something vindictive. But at the same time, Janet, don't dish it if
25:38
you can't take it well and stop using your pregnancy as an excuse shield.
25:44
Now in season two, now that they've had their baby and everything, I'm
25:48
like, okay, what excuse you're gonna use? Now? There will be
25:49
no excuses. There's really nowhere to hide. Nope. And Jason, I'm
25:55
wondering how much are you going to be able to defend because at some point
25:59
you're gonna have to REALI is that your wife's fucking crazy. He doesn't have
26:02
a backbone, Like, he's not standing up to her, and he is
26:06
acting as a shield in this particular instance. So like, where's your character
26:10
though, right? Where's your integrity? Because if my husband is acting a
26:12
fool and if he's wrong in a situation, I will stand with him in
26:17
front of other people. But you better believe I am talking to my husband
26:19
and closed doors and like what the fuck are you doing? Like calm the
26:22
fuck down? Right, And we're pulling him away from something and saying you
26:26
need to settle down, or like what the fuck are you doing? Right?
26:27
It doesn't seem that Jason does any of that. So Janet just goes
26:32
unchecked with all of her bullshit, oh for sure, and she loves it
26:36
too, like I think it brings her joy to cause this much mayhem.
26:40
Oh yeah, she loves the chaos because that's all she has in her life
26:44
really honestly, because what is her husband, lawyer doing, Like he's vanilla.
26:49
He's a borer, he's boring. He's working on workers compcase exactly for
26:55
the corporations. By the way, he's not representing the workers. He's working
26:57
for the corporation nigs to deny claims to workers. Yes, so I just
27:04
don't like them. I don't either. So now it's six months later and
27:10
all of the couples have basically like divorced besides you know, Janet and them
27:14
and stuff and the end Danny, but we didn't see much of them in
27:18
this episode either, kind of just in the background. Again, you're gonna
27:21
have to step up your messy game if you want to make an impact on
27:25
season two of The Valley. But then again, to make an impact,
27:27
you've got to be messy. And that would be sad because I love them
27:30
and I want them to work out, but they're very boring. Literally,
27:33
their only point of contention is just whether or not they're going to move to
27:36
Santa Clarita like that, right, nobody cares. I'm super bored. Cares
27:41
you're boring, but yeah, So we get right into like the Jackson Brittany
27:47
headlines from TMZ and also the Jesse and Michelle headlines, which I was very
27:52
happy that they addressed in this season because these headlines came out at the beginning
27:56
of the season, so everybody's watching the show like knowing they're all going to
28:00
leave each other, so I'm glad that they addressed it. We kind of
28:03
start with like TMZ headlines with Jackson Brittany, right, and Brittany saying she
28:08
moved out. She's renting an airbnb because Jax refused to leave their house.
28:15
Right. What do you think of that? Because I mean, everybody has
28:18
an opinion about Tom Sandoval not leaving the house and allowing Ariano Maddox to like
28:22
make a good transition out of the relationship. He didn't do that, and
28:26
then Jax refused to get out of the house and go find another place.
28:33
The difference to me is that there's a child involved, and that you want
28:36
to provide a stable home that is familiar and comforting to your child, especially
28:41
if you have a child with special needs. And the fact that Jax is
28:44
okay displacing his wife to another home, even if it's nearby and I think
28:48
it's in the same neighborhood and or like down the street, like very close.
28:52
Nonetheless, like the fact that you would let the mother of your child
28:56
and your little baby go to some other house while you just lord it over
29:02
like a king in that house, which it sounds like she ended up contributing
29:06
more to than he did because he spent a lot of years being brokes ins
29:08
vpr uh huh is just the pinnacle of ego and awfulness. They hate him
29:15
so much. I hate him too. I'm like, look, I don't
29:18
think that there should be like a blanket rule, like all the time the
29:21
men should leave her house, right, But in this instance, I'm like,
29:23
Jack's, what the fuck You're gonna make her move out and rent an
29:29
airbnb while you sit there in your house that she pays for? Like fuck
29:33
you dude, Right, So she's paying for her airbnb and she's also paying
29:37
for her share of the mortgage. Yeah, yeah, how is that fair?
29:41
The mother of your child? Again, like she says, just points
29:44
out to his selfishness and how much of a piece of shit he is.
29:47
Same thing with Jesse Lawley makes Michelle leave their house with their child, so
29:52
she had to go get a new house, all new furniture, all knew
29:55
everything, while he sits at his house by Chateau normal. Maybe the difference
30:00
there is that she really is the one who is initiating the divorce and he
30:04
was the one who wanted to stay in the marriage. But at the same
30:07
time, I think Jack's wanted to stay in the marriage as well. Yeah,
30:10
and it's Brittany who is initiating a separation. It feels different though,
30:14
because I think Brittany would love to reconcile and fix everything and get back together
30:18
with Jacks. What I think Brittany is looking for is some evidence that he's
30:22
attempting to change and get better. Yea, And if he were to do
30:26
that, I think it would take the smallest thing to allow her to come
30:29
back into the home. Versus Michelle, she didn't care what Jesse does.
30:33
There is no theory in the world under which she would ever find him attractive
30:37
and want to be with him. So she's gone, gone, gone,
30:40
whereas Brittany is not necessarily that right, And it seems like Michelle kind of
30:44
wanted to just leave him, move out so, I mean, she kind
30:47
of phrases it in solidarity with Brittany. She's like, yeah, like he
30:52
made me move out. But I'm like, well, you bought furniture and
30:55
got your own play so I mean, it seems like you wanted to leave
30:57
and that's fine. You do you queen, that's cool. But yeah,
31:02
I think in both situations, I think it's just kind of shitty of the
31:06
men though, to just let their wives do that. I'm like, you
31:10
should have just left and got your own bachelor pad. But I do think
31:12
there's some kind of illegal ramification though, if you're separating and or divorcing,
31:15
like the person who abandons the marital home then has less claim over it.
31:21
Oh, I don't know. So I'm wondering if that's why Jacks doesn't want
31:23
to leave, or if he's just being a dick and he's like, well,
31:26
if you want to go, then you go. I'm not stopping you.
31:29
I think Jack's being a dick, even the way he's describing it in
31:32
his talking heads. He's like, yeah, we're on a break Like No,
31:34
she's broken up with you, she's fucking done. You're not on a
31:37
break like ross from friends like you guys are over, She's not gonna come
31:42
back. I don't think Jack's in this moment that we're seeing six months out.
31:48
I don't think Jacks realizes that. I don't think that he can conceive
31:51
in his pea brain that Brittany, of all people would leave him, the
31:53
wonderful and the studley Jax Taylor. Yeah, like he thinks that she will
31:57
always be around because she can't get better than him, and that is probably
32:01
something that he has told to her many many times. And we hear in
32:05
the conversation when Kristen and Zach come over to visit with Brittany, like all
32:09
of these things that Jackson has been saying, Like you mentioned like you don't
32:13
have any friends, you don't have any family, nobody's gonna want to hang
32:15
out with you. They want to hang out with me. You're the reason.
32:17
I'm the reason you're even relevant a little bit like the abusive, toxic,
32:22
isolating, abuser kind of shit he's been saying to her for all of
32:27
these years. Oh and he's even doing like pr for himself. I think
32:32
in this episode when he has that conversation with Jason at the bar, which
32:36
felt very forced staged because Jason's like, yeah, so what's going on with
32:39
your separation? And Jackson's like, yeah, I got therapy scheduled and I'm
32:45
gonna get on some myds. I just need to get myself right, you
32:46
know, Like I'm just like triggered by all this stuff, and like I
32:50
want it to be better for me and Brittany. I don't want us to
32:52
fight all the time because I love her and she's my wife. So that's
32:54
all for the camera exactly, all just a lie, which Brittany ends up
32:58
calling out and it ends up being true. Like he's like, yeah,
33:00
I called, I made an appointment for therapy, and yeah, I'm gonna
33:04
go to the doctor and see if I need some meds, and then it
33:06
was too far away and he never went and he doesn't care. He doesn't
33:10
and all he's used to is saying what he thinks are the right things to
33:16
like quell Brittany and her Kentucky rage and just be like, yeah, babe,
33:21
I'm gonna go to therapy. I'm sorry for being mean, and then
33:23
he just goes back to the same bullshit after a few months, Like he
33:28
probably is the type of guy that just like puts on this act and he's
33:30
like yeah, like I'll be okay, I will treat you better, I
33:35
love you, whatever, and then just goes right back to the same Yeah.
33:37
But I don't even think he's been putting on that act with Brittany,
33:40
because when we get to this scene with them having the final conversation, he
33:44
is indignant. I know, he's just like, well, I mean,
33:47
you're the one who left, so what do you want me to do?
33:50
Like, I mean, are we separated? I mean it's been kind of
33:52
nice. Yeah, he's acting like he does not care one wit that she
33:57
has left. Yeah, and then he says stupid shit like well, I
33:59
want you to come back home. No he doesn't. No, you don't.
34:01
You don't like her at all. You think she's ugly, you don't
34:05
like being around her, you're annoyed with her, you criticize everything that she
34:08
does, and yet you want her back again. Like I said few episodes
34:13
ago, I think it's all just about the image to like portray this idea
34:16
that he's got his shit together when he really doesn't. And it's just sad
34:21
because Jackson and Brittany are like the typical like girl falls for bad boy trope,
34:24
like oh, I think I can fix him, and maybe I'm the
34:28
girl that'll change him. And it's just been years and years of Brittany thinking
34:31
like, well, maybe if I love him enough, he'll change, Like
34:34
maybe we can grow, and maybe if I get herbs and maybe I get
34:37
plastic surgery, and maybe if I am the spokesperson for weight watchers, maybe
34:43
he will love me again. Right, I think I'm pretty again. And
34:46
what's such a shame is that Brittany has defended him time and time again.
34:51
She's stood up for enabled him, she's taken him back, like she says
34:54
all these times that he has humiliated her and treated her like crap, and
34:59
yet he can't even treat her decently, like you have this girl who's willing
35:04
to pull it up with all of your bullshit for ninety years, and you
35:07
can't even be nice, you can't had to like he has been able to
35:10
get away with this with Brittany the entire time, right, And so maybe
35:15
he's a little shocked that she's actually sticking to her guns because she's never done
35:19
it before. He's not going to really get the message unless she like fucking
35:22
files for divorce and takes his son away, which it seems like she's gonna
35:27
do I think she needs to do it. Yeah, I'm worried that this
35:30
is all for season two. I'm worried that some of this is just orchestrated,
35:36
that there can be another storyline. But that's what I was thinking.
35:39
But when we get to the last scene with Brittany, there is something that's
35:43
different about her. Yeah, the way that she's carrying herself, the way
35:45
that she's anticipating the bullshit that jack is gonna say, because Jackson is always
35:50
saying the same bullshit and her counterpoints. I thought, Oh, you've this
35:52
is measured, and you've thought about this, and you're sticking to your gun.
35:57
So something is a bit different I'm thinking. But at the same time,
36:01
I feel like she's this close to going back to Jack's Taylor. I
36:04
think Jax Taylor is her person. Yeah. I think they are soulmates,
36:07
toxic soulmates, and I think if he gives her even the slightest of reasons
36:13
to give him a chance, she's going to take it. Unfortunately, and
36:16
she kind of alludes to that in her conversation with Kristen And it wasn't Zach,
36:22
I can't remember yep. Kristin and Zach when when they come over and
36:24
she's at the house like picking up some more shit to bring back to the
36:28
airbnb that she has to rent because Jack's won't leave the house, and she's
36:32
talking with them and they're like, this feels different, like this this house
36:37
feels weird. You feel different, like this is over. And Brittany's like,
36:42
yeah, I've finally woken up to like all the years of mistreatment and
36:45
abuse and all this shit. But then Kristin, I think, asks her
36:50
like are you done, like for real, for real, no, cap
36:52
You're done, and she's like, well, I feel like I'm right at
36:55
the tipping point. And that's where I'm like, oh, come on,
36:59
Brittany. But it's the same time, you don't want somebody to throw away
37:02
their marriage of several years like on a whim, especially when there's a child.
37:07
And so I could understand why she would be watchful and why she would
37:12
be reticent, why she's just trying to see what Jack is going to do.
37:15
But like based on the final conversation, like the conversation that happens right
37:21
after this one with Kristen and Zach, I'm just like, oh girl,
37:23
he's never going to change, and hopefully in that conversation she got the memo.
37:29
I think she did, especially when she made that comment about therapy,
37:31
because she's like on the talking head and she's like, I asked him to
37:35
get therapy, and then of course he tells me he got therapy or he
37:37
made an appointment for it the day prior to us filming, but I bet
37:43
you money he didn't go. And then it pans to Jackson and he's like,
37:45
yeah, it didn't goes too far like you had said earlier. So
37:47
it's like, of course, you just say these things to appease Brittany.
37:52
I loved that she called him out on camera to his face, as opposed
37:55
to in an interstitial on the couch. She's like, when did you make
37:59
that appointment? Oh? Yeah, yesterday. When the camera's picked back up,
38:01
I guarantee you're not gonna go. That was so good and you could
38:05
just see him sitting there. She's got your number, Jacks. Oh,
38:07
and I love a Brittany who's gonna start telling the truth me too. I
38:13
can see a situation for season two where we have a newly single Brittany back
38:17
on the scene and Jacks cannot believe she actually did go all the way in
38:22
divorces ask and now she's dating and there's another man around Cruise. Yeah,
38:27
that I think is gonna make Jax Taylor crazy. And not necessarily because he
38:31
loves Brittany. Not necessarily because he's attracted to her and wants her and she's
38:37
the only woman for him, but because he regards Brittany as his and his
38:40
possession. It's all controlled. So the moment there's another dude around her,
38:45
he's gonna have a problem with that, oh one thousand person. And I
38:49
wouldn't be surprised if he's the type of guy that doesn't want to sign papers
38:52
and gets a lawyer and like makes it super difficult to go through with the
38:57
divorce and he just drags it out because he wants to piss her off because
39:01
she's fucking done. I really hope she doesn't go back to him. I
39:06
think she will. I really fucking hope not. Oh my god, what
39:07
do you guys think? Please comment? Blow your fake psych a perdition.
39:12
I don't know. I just I hope she's straight up done and she's empowered
39:15
to be her own self, because I'm like, I'm sure you can find
39:19
a nice man that's gonna love your body YadA yaddi and actually give you what
39:23
you need and like be a good guy to cruise and like treat you better
39:27
because and if you're making all the money that you say that you're making,
39:30
Like, why do we want Jax Taylor in our lives? We don't need
39:34
him. He's a washed up loser. Can we bop on over to Jesse
39:37
and Michelle in their final conversation? Because I thought that was interesting. So
39:42
we're six months later, yes, and again, three days after cameras were
39:46
down for the first filming, Michelle told Jesse it's Ova and she has left.
39:52
She's living somewhere else. She's with Isabella. I guess fifty to fifty.
39:58
It's a pretty clean cut custody agreement at this time. So she's coming
40:01
over to the Chateau Marmont house to talk to Jesse about some final things.
40:07
He seems different. Uh huh. I'm wondering. I mean, he seems
40:14
is he angry or is he accepting of the way that it is? I
40:19
think his egos bruised, okay, because he's got this beautiful woman who left
40:23
his dumb, dopey ass and he says in his interstitials he was blindsided by
40:29
the fact that she wanted to leave him, And I'm like, that's a
40:31
crock of shit. How could you be blindsided when everybody watching could see it
40:35
coming from a mile away And we don't even know y'all well, and you've
40:37
been saying the last three episodes like I'm coming to the realization that she doesn't
40:42
want to be married to me anymore, So why are you blindsided? Why
40:45
would she want to stay with you if she fucking hates you. She's closing
40:49
her eyes while you guys are having sex because she hates it so much,
40:52
the whole two seconds of it. It's just like so stupid. And I
40:55
don't feel bad for him at all, because again, if you were a
40:59
better man, you cut a kept her. What I loved is that you
41:01
could kind of see that he was defaulting to their old relationship mechanics, trying
41:07
to dictate the terms and which like we're going to take care of the dog
41:10
and like do you have the dog food and Isabella and the business and she's
41:14
like, don't worry about it, Like, of course I have the dog
41:16
food, Jesse, I mean, yeah, we have separate lives. I've
41:20
got it covered, no problem. Yeah, And when he starts giving her
41:22
shit about the business, because it sounded like and I was listening, and
41:27
he didn't get to finish this thought. It sounded like money was deposited into
41:30
an account and then taken out by her. Yes, And I'm like,
41:34
what was that about? Because we never like got the tail end of that
41:37
conversation. I know it sounded very messy. Because they she gave him the
41:43
papers to sign for the divorce. He doesn't want to sign it yet because
41:46
I think in the papers of their divorce there's probably something in there about the
41:51
business. And she's like, what, it's not complicated. We're not doing
41:53
business together anymore. So they're both real estate agents. But I'm like,
41:57
how does that work, Like, is she trying to take some of his
42:00
clients? Like, well, I think they worked together. Their business was
42:04
a partnership, and so what she wants is to make a list of like
42:07
all the previous clients, transactions they're current ones, and have it organized.
42:14
And he's like, wait, we don't need a list. You always want
42:15
lists, and she's like, no, I want this shit in writing.
42:19
No, that is exactly what I want. And he's like Okay, yeah,
42:21
so she's not taking his bullshit anymore. No, she kind of loved
42:23
to see it. I loved it too, But I just wonder if there's
42:27
some shady parts on her, like if she's doing some stuff with the money,
42:31
Like they're totally also a match made in heaven in terms of like toxicity
42:36
and shadiness, Like I feel like there's some crazy stuff and the fact that
42:39
they have to hire a mediator to like actually get the paperwork signed, and
42:45
they're probably gonna have lawyers, like it's gonna be messy. Wall wait,
42:46
wait, wait, because the mediator is the better choice to go with.
42:51
And in fact, for my second marriage, I had a mediator, Oh
42:52
you did. I didn't have an actual attorney in an attorney. The mediator
42:58
was an attorney. And so as long as the mediator could broke her the
43:02
deal if you will on all of the terms of the divorce, then we
43:07
didn't need to hire our own attorneys. So, like, if you have
43:10
a relationship like that where you can trust the other person and you're trying to
43:14
split amicably, a mediator can work out well. But because there's it sounds
43:20
like there's some messy stuff going on I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up
43:24
retaining their own console. She just wants out, Oh yeah, she's done.
43:29
She's like, just sign the papers. I want to get divorced.
43:30
I say, yeah, but no because this is unclear and I don't know
43:34
if I want to do that, and she's like, why just sign him
43:36
And he's being so condescending because he's like, well, you don't think about
43:38
everything, and I'm like, oh my god, fuck you again. Another
43:44
forty something year old, washed up loser that's gonna be single forever because dictating
43:49
terms to a woman who exactly has your number. Henny, Oh yeah,
43:52
yeah. I did like that energy from Michelle, though. I did like
43:55
that she was giving it right back to him and she was not taking his
44:00
I loved it. You can kind of see like how he has conducted their
44:02
relationship and conversations in the past, and probably she's just cowed to him and
44:07
let him do whatever. But now she's like, I don't got to do
44:09
that anymore. Bye, thank you, yep, fuck you, and we
44:13
have to talk about Let's get back to the conversation with Kristin and Zach and
44:16
Brittany when they go over to visit Brittany and they're talking about Jack's and again
44:21
they're taking Britney's temperature about like this is this done? But we also want
44:25
to talk about Kristin. Oh yeah, because this is where it is revealed
44:30
that Kristin did get pregnant, as we had discussed. I guess they started
44:36
trying in September, and then by October she was pregnant and then she I
44:42
think went to nine weeks and then unfortunately she did miss Carrie and she was
44:49
still very emotional about that. And I think they're just now going to start
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trying again. So that would have been like late winter or early spring of
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this year that they're trying again to have a baby, And I just I
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felt bad for her. I thought that too, And I thought that was
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kind of like crazy that they just kind of blitz through that like very quick.
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I'm like, I would have liked to see more about again Christian representation,
45:14
Like I want to be a part of this storyline. I want to
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know more, Like I wonder if we'll get to see more of that in
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season two, like especially with all the divorce drama and stuff, like I
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want to see less of Jennet and Jason yep, and less of Danny and
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Nia honestly, because I'm like, I don't I mean, I know,
45:29
you guys are great, but I don't want you to get sucked into the
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toxicity of and reality TV. Yeah, like, go move to Santa Clarita
45:37
and live your boring, wonderful life. I love of television. Yes,
45:42
yeah, we should have had more of the context and some information if Kristin
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wanted to talk about it. I don't even know if she wanted to.
45:50
Maybe she didn't. I care about Kristin, like I like Kristen. I
45:53
have a soft spot for Kristin. And again what we started talking about at
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the top of this pot episode, like I resent the fact that she's being
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kind of blotted out of the valley, Like you need Kristin, Like,
46:07
if you don't let Kristin be at the forefront of this cast, I'm snoring.
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I don't care. She's a main character. Nobody else there besides Jack's
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and maybe Brittany are main characters, so she needs to be featured more.
46:20
Oh two, And to her credit, I know she messes things up when
46:23
she blurts things out of her big fat mouth, but she like at least
46:28
is the only friend group, or like, the only one besides Zach that
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actually calls people out on their bullshit, which I kind of appreciated. I
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mean, she was clocking Janet from day fucking one, and everybody else thought
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she was crazy. And then now it's episode twelve, people are starting to
46:44
realize that Janet's the master manipulator of the whole group, and so I don't
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know, I justice for Kristen. Furthermore, she's the only one who apologizes.
46:52
Furthermore, she's the only one who accepts responsibility for getting it wrong and
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then goes to the person directly and apologizes and tries to make it right,
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not just once, but repeatedly. Yep, And it doesn't matter what she
47:06
does or how many times she apologizes, these people are invested in misunderstanding her
47:13
and not forgiving her. Ye is sad. This is why she needs to
47:16
move to Colorado with Luke and leave all these la fake people behind. Are
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we going to be as interested in the Valley if Kristen's not on it?
47:24
I mean I need Kristin to be on it. I mean, yeah,
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I need Kristin to be on it. But I mean Zach's funny, Yeah,
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I like him a lot, even Jackson Brittany. I mean, I
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know they're so toxic, but I'm like, I would watch their divorce issue.
47:38
Oh yeah, same thing with Jesse and Michelle, even though I hate
47:42
them both, I would love to watch their messy ass divorce and them dating.
47:45
And if she's dating Quentin Tarantino's not tel Aviv. Yeah, so I
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will be looking forward to season two. And again I thought this was like
47:58
a great first season and I was entertaining a new reality TV show, like,
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oh yeah, there's so many good tidbits here, good relationships, good
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conflicts, lots of drama. Yeah, lots of drama for your mom.
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I'm here for it. So we will pick it up when it comes back,
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probably around the same time next year, January or so. The raccoons
48:19
are on it. We are are in the valley in the dumpsters. Yes,
48:22
you better believe it. Any final thoughts about the crew ballet other than
48:28
that, I mean, this is a good season, and I liked the
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length of the season two. It didn't drag on. Twelve episodes is perfect,
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perfect wind it down. We don't need eighteen episodes. We don't need
48:39
to drag the shit out do you need a reunion. I think they get
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the message, though, so yes time, I'm sure we'll have one.
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Yes. Yeah, I thought it was a perfect, nice little bit of
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trash for us during the spring. Oh yeah girl. All right, so
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