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FULL SHOW: Undercover Citizens · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 2: Welcome this big, big show.
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Speaker 3: Really big, Jason, hitch my note and.
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Speaker 4: I get a your mad bars.
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Speaker 5: It's great to have your company on this glorious Monday afternoon.
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Speaker 5: It is the seventeenth of August twenty twenty six, and you,
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Speaker 5: my friends, as always listening to the big Show brought
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Speaker 4: on Reburger two fellas, But congratulations, I've just opened their
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Speaker 4: fortieth store, Reburger Avondale likes huge achievement right up opposite
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Speaker 4: the KFC on Wingate Street.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I know the place you're talking about.
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Speaker 4: No, No, it's just opposite there.
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Speaker 5: Hey MOGGI U Stallion House life, pretty grass, your mad
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Speaker 5: dog six son of a bee man I am.
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Speaker 4: I am refreshed, excellent, hell of a holiday.
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Speaker 6: You know, nob is just fun, high quality, family tie,
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Speaker 6: wholesome time. And now I'm back in the settle with you, backbones.
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Speaker 6: How are you going, Keysy, Thanks for holding down the
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Speaker 6: fort for us last week.
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Speaker 4: No Drama's man was me and Pugs.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, the future totally and we were locked in, man, yeah, totally.
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Speaker 4: We had all this fresh content.
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Speaker 6: I bet you did because it looked like you're just
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Speaker 6: doing like a throbber every single day. Then playing highlights
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Speaker 6: packages of old hood j and Mogi.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then how am I talking about you?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, cool, So we got our own show. We've got
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Speaker 4: our own flavor that's sustainable for about a week. And
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Speaker 4: then yeah, yeah what about you?
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Speaker 7: Jay?
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Speaker 4: She looked great. Man, how's your holiday?
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Speaker 3: It was great?
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Speaker 5: Thanks Kesey, thanks for asking, Like MOGGI very refreshing, and
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Speaker 5: you know, Fevil's fellow, it's good to just step back
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Speaker 5: and just look at your life and have a bit
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Speaker 5: of a time out. But yeah, like Mogi, thanks Kezy
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Speaker 5: for stamming in for the foulows and you two pucks
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Speaker 5: on great work. But hey, you know what I'm really
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Speaker 5: excited about the Goats.
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Speaker 8: Ready, this is the Goat, the countdown for real music connoisseurs.
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Speaker 4: That's right, fellers up next song number eight hundred and sixteen.
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Speaker 4: The Goat Countdown continues every single hour. We have got
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Speaker 4: one hundred bucks cash to give a way to listen
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Speaker 4: out for that que to call when you hear it.
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Speaker 4: Oh eight hundred harduky.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I am fizzing for this mans. We just get
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Speaker 3: into it, can we can?
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Speaker 2: We?
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Speaker 3: At Rang to.
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Speaker 2: The Goat the Greatest of All Time Countdown on Radio
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Speaker 2: Hedarky number eight hundred and sixteen, Pussifer the Machine.
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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ache.
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Speaker 5: Here's indeed Motley Crue kick Start my Heart coming in
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Speaker 5: there at eight hundred and fifteen on the Goat Countdown.
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Speaker 4: Fellows, that's right. Feler's nineteen eighty nine Dtor Field Good
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Speaker 4: the album from Dr Phil Good with that but Dtor
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Speaker 4: Phil Man he loved that song.
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Speaker 3: Boy Crue, Hey Nellison the Foulers.
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Speaker 5: We've been away for the last week while me and
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Speaker 5: Mogi have been Can I just say, Magie, but a
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Speaker 5: beautiful snow tem going on?
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Speaker 6: Thanks many. I went down to Queenstown there with the
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Speaker 6: with the far no bloody beautiful it is. Have you
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Speaker 6: been down there before, Kezy, where's that Queenstown?
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Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you simply must. You've got to get down
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Speaker 6: there because it is majestic. Wow to put it to
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Speaker 6: you that way, but I don't know if you know,
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Speaker 6: that's quite cold at this particularly at this time of year.
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Speaker 6: The locals were telling me roundabout round about now over June, July, August,
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Speaker 6: September quite cold, Yes, a lot of snow on the
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Speaker 6: mountains as well, and you find that people are down
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Speaker 6: there for skien et cetera, et cetera on the snow.
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Speaker 6: So I went along and we did all sorts of
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Speaker 6: different things, the ski and all that sort of stuff.
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Speaker 5: I dominated, well, of course, I expect nothing less from you, Mogi.
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Speaker 6: And then we went we went on the old up
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Speaker 6: the old gondola, which is in Queenstown. There it goes
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Speaker 6: really high. Interesting thing. They've got little goats that live
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Speaker 6: on the slopes there, yes, which is really weird. But
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Speaker 6: they're tiny goats, tiny like tiny goats, like the size
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Speaker 6: of this coffee cup.
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Speaker 4: But you're probably from the gondola.
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Speaker 5: I actually think, I think I've actually seen those like
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Speaker 5: mini goats.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're so cute.
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Speaker 6: Sort of the size not even the size of a
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Speaker 6: rugby ball. That's that's not quite right.
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Speaker 7: It is.
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Speaker 6: It's about the size of a coffee cup, but really
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Speaker 6: really small ones which were which were bigger, yeah probably,
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Speaker 6: but these ones were and we were high. These things
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Speaker 6: were bloody tiny, you know, very cute but anyway I
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Speaker 6: got at the top of the idea was that we're
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Speaker 6: just going to go and have a look at the view.
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Speaker 6: But then the decision was made that we could jump
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Speaker 6: on the louge, the luge, and the lous is these
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Speaker 6: these sort of little wagons, little trolleys that you're ride
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Speaker 6: on you go all the way down the hill. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: And the trick is what you do is you queue
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Speaker 6: up for about half an hour and then you get
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Speaker 6: on another gondola and that takes you further up. And
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Speaker 6: at the top of that gondola as we queue for
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Speaker 6: forty five minutes and you queue there and then they
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Speaker 6: tell you how to use.
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Speaker 4: This little trolley.
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Speaker 6: Thing and then you go down That takes about a
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Speaker 6: minute to get down on those and then at the
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Speaker 6: bottom that you queue up for about twenty minutes to.
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Speaker 4: Get up, get back up, to get back up again.
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Speaker 4: Fatty good.
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Speaker 6: But because we hadn't planned really on doing any of
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Speaker 6: that stuff, I was a little bit on the underdress side,
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Speaker 6: and I was absolutely freezing. Absolutely like the weather sort
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Speaker 6: of turned of it. It was genuinely warm in the morning,
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Speaker 6: and then we got up there and it was absolutely
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Speaker 6: freezing cold. I came down and my fingers were I
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Speaker 6: was on the little trolley thing there, the little louge, yeah,
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Speaker 6: and my fingers were freezing. I couldn't I couldn't steer properly,
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Speaker 6: and I came off and sort of went off the
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Speaker 6: side of the track there, and I was just I
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Speaker 6: was trapped there. Wow, and just absolutely freezing cold. And
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Speaker 6: in the end the such and rescue such and rescue
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Speaker 6: came up and got me. And I was very nearly
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Speaker 6: the first person to die of exposure. Yeah, while doing
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Speaker 6: the luge.
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Speaker 4: Wow. So when you say you got traps, we got
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Speaker 4: thrown off. It was the luge on top of you.
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Speaker 4: Were you pined?
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Speaker 6: I spinned underneath the luge. And also there's a bit
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Speaker 6: of camouflages, a bit of sawdust and some and then
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Speaker 6: snows started falling on top of me. And I was
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Speaker 6: wearing like a really nice sort of sort of cotton
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Speaker 6: blend white sweatshirt and some white jeans.
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Speaker 4: Really jeans are more of a linen. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Which is a great mountain where, really, isn't it.
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Speaker 4: So you just completely blended in. I completely blended in.
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Speaker 4: People knocked out, they'd that's just a snowman, don't worry
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Speaker 4: about it.
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Speaker 6: And then the first thing that got to me was
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Speaker 6: a Saint Bernard. Yes, and it had one of those
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Speaker 6: little kegs of brandy around it.
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Speaker 4: How good.
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Speaker 6: So by the time such and Rescue the guys got there,
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Speaker 6: I was really drunk and quite you know, incoherent fighty.
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Speaker 4: So it was a good holiday though. Oh yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 4: it's all right. What'd you get up to?
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Speaker 2: Jays the Ghost It's Music's ultimate scoreboard on Radio HDRAKI
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Speaker 2: eight hundred and fourteen refreshments Banditos.
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Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy tune
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Speaker 9: Hodak the Radio Horaky Goat Countdown when being a music
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Speaker 9: connoisseur Piesel.
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Speaker 5: Sure does one hundred bucks every hour every day.
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Speaker 3: How good Fellas and Jeszu. You're loving the variety of
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Speaker 3: music we're listening to at the moment, I'm loving it.
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Speaker 4: I'm loving it too, Jays. Good to see Racing making
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Speaker 4: appearance in it and Silver great band racing you They
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Speaker 4: are a.
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Speaker 3: Very good band, very good band. Now let's go to
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Speaker 3: the phone lines. Get a jossier man, bastard, how's life you.
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Speaker 4: Get a fella?
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Speaker 5: A long part listener.
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Speaker 7: Finally, go on the.
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Speaker 3: Phone of you guys.
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Speaker 10: How you guys doing?
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Speaker 7: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Good things, good good. We'll ask the question.
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Speaker 3: Tell me, Joss, what do you do for a crast mate?
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Speaker 4: Jason?
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Speaker 3: Old landscape for mate, mess of bagne? And tell me
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Speaker 3: did you vote for a goat in this countdown?
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Speaker 4: Here? Joss?
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Speaker 7: Oh?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, a thunderstruct absolute classic.
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Speaker 4: They're coming around about four hundred, five hundred. That'll be
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Speaker 4: in the top one hundred surely. And if you won
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Speaker 4: the prize, Joss, who would you.
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Speaker 7: Take with you? Probably my brother?
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Speaker 9: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Nice? Cool, So you're gonna split a hundred bucks cash
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Speaker 4: with your brother. Well done, mate, Good for you, it's
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Speaker 4: all yours, Joss. One hundred bucks on your mate and bones.
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Speaker 3: How good you two.
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Speaker 4: Jossy Man, What a lovely feller he was.
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Speaker 5: Tell you what, one hundred bucks, it's a good dollar
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Speaker 5: of care.
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Speaker 3: That's a huge I mean, that is a war. That
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Speaker 3: is a wedge.
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Speaker 4: What would you do if I give you a hundred
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Speaker 4: dollars right now, Jase? What would you do with it?
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Speaker 5: I would go home to my wife and we'd have
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Speaker 5: a chat a divorce and say, now you need to
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Speaker 5: get your stuff in order.
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Speaker 4: And I'm pack it up and ship it out.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm I'm going overseas.
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Speaker 4: So if I give you one hundred dollars your divorce,
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Speaker 4: your wife would move overseas totally. Man, Why not another chance?
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Speaker 4: One hundred bucks? Next hour? Also coming up, nixt Fellas.
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Speaker 4: The wires absolutely towled up the Brisbane Broncos. What a
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Speaker 4: match you have to have a chat with old Charlie
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Speaker 4: Gab about it?
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Speaker 3: Sounds good?
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Speaker 1: Hold a keep big show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodic eight.
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Speaker 3: Hundred and twelve.
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Speaker 5: There on the goat countdown Rhinoceros by smashing pumpkins, Now Fellas.
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Speaker 5: It's all very well and good, going away for a
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Speaker 5: little break, but I always miss the chat we're about
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Speaker 5: to have. I think I miss it the most of
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Speaker 5: any of the chat we do on this show.
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Speaker 3: And that's Luke. With that of mine.
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Speaker 5: We've got Rugby League legent, the one, the only Charlie
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Speaker 5: Gab on the line.
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Speaker 3: Charlie a mad bastard. How's life last good?
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Speaker 7: Your big hard bastard.
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Speaker 10: It's sad to miss Mogi, but I'm excited to see
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Speaker 10: you take the reins Toner.
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Speaker 7: Let's show me what you got, oh.
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Speaker 4: Big dog here.
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Speaker 6: He is a hell of a game over the weekend, Charlie,
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Speaker 6: the Broncos getting absolutely flogged by the Wise there in Brisbane.
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Speaker 6: I think for an aggregate score over the two games
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Speaker 6: or something like eighty six twelve or eighty six eighteen
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Speaker 6: across two games this year.
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Speaker 4: So we flogged. And how was it around at your joint? Brother?
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Speaker 7: Yeah?
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Speaker 10: Good, I was like kind of had that twenty percent
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Speaker 10: thought in my head by maybe we're going to slip
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Speaker 10: up here. You know, we did the Haker last week.
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Speaker 10: We had a huge game, punished the Panthers going to
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Speaker 10: the Broncos, they got everything to play for them and
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Speaker 10: been embarrassing themselves and they still got a good pack,
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Speaker 10: you know. But we just we did what we should
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Speaker 10: have done and we pumped them. And Mogi, I thought
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Speaker 10: you were away, Bryce because on your insertory you showed
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Speaker 10: some stuff of ice or something.
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Speaker 6: Yeah that's right, Charlie, ice on a lake, though not
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Speaker 6: the stuff you're used to. And I got I got
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Speaker 6: back later on this afternoon and I just I couldn't
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Speaker 6: miss this chat with your brother.
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Speaker 4: I need to talk some wows.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 10: Anyway, obviously we pump them as we should have it
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Speaker 10: so good to beat the Bronx.
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Speaker 7: They're kind of like the Hoidy j of the NRL.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, kind of good looking, frosted tips, arrogant.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, paid hardly turn up.
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Speaker 10: I don't know, there's just not that that you don't
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Speaker 10: you don't have all those attributes.
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Speaker 7: But yeah, and.
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Speaker 4: That's why it's so great, isn't it, Charlie when you
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Speaker 4: see like the entire team from the Warriors just go
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Speaker 4: to Brisbane and pump the Hoidy j. Yeah, the NRL,
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Speaker 4: it's just amazing. H Yeah, and I can I just
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Speaker 4: say I don't have frosty tips.
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Speaker 5: It's just graying here there, Gabby, particularly in my cubes stuff.
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Speaker 6: And also, you know, like we're going into some pretty
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Speaker 6: intense detail here, we should probably touch on a couple
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Speaker 6: of things. One, you know, say what you will about
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Speaker 6: the fell about Luky Metcalfe. That is a horror run
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Speaker 6: of injuries. He's the glass man, isn't he.
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Speaker 10: He just falls to bits, Yeah he is, unfortunately, but
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Speaker 10: sometimes when you've got those fast twitched muscle fibers as
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Speaker 10: what happens. But that's it sucks for the Warriors.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, but we've got some mighty Martin out.
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Speaker 10: We've got tan of boyd out, We've got metcalf out,
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Speaker 10: Chancenical clocks Dad, who probably would have gone into six
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Speaker 10: maybe potentially he's suspended for two weeks.
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Speaker 7: So what are we going to do? Who do you reckon?
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Speaker 7: We're going to put at seven this week?
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Speaker 3: How far away is Martin?
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Speaker 4: Maybe two weeks could be a couple of weeks.
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Speaker 6: So I think maybe Luke Hanson might might come in
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Speaker 6: and fill that spot. But there's a lot of chat,
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Speaker 6: a little bit of chat about Jake Carey, but they
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Speaker 6: feel like he's a bit underdone.
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Speaker 4: Charlie, what do you say?
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Speaker 10: I think he's still a young fellow and personally ipe
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Speaker 10: he's asking for early release next year, and you know,
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Speaker 10: like I don't want them to.
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Speaker 4: I reckon, I reckon, throw them to the wolves.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, actually yeah, and we'll just play our beef.
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Speaker 4: I reckon. Okay, Charlie, what about you know he's proved
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Speaker 4: his versatility this year? Why don't we just put Lique
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Speaker 4: Hall of Sima in the halves?
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Speaker 7: Can you can I talk someone that knows for.
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Speaker 3: Hint?
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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what though, Charlie, hell of a game.
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Speaker 6: And out the back of that one, I've now booked
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Speaker 6: my flights to go over to the Grand Final.
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Speaker 4: Already have my tickets. Now I've got my flights go.
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Speaker 4: We be to be in.
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Speaker 10: There'll be few men, yeah, I mean we've got to
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Speaker 10: be there, otherwise we'll just scalp them off.
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Speaker 7: But I think we will be.
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Speaker 10: We're gonna we want a home semi do you reckon?
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Speaker 10: We're going to have it at Mount Smart or Eden?
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Speaker 4: What's it's going to be Mount Smart? It has to
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Speaker 4: be Smart. Yeah, it's got to be Mount Smart.
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Speaker 5: I mean, I prefer eating parking met it's obviously best,
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Speaker 5: you know, and all that.
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Speaker 3: Sort of stuff.
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Speaker 5: And you know, I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm
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Speaker 5: not a big fan of Ounts March. He's abassad to
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Speaker 5: get in and out of and some of the people
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Speaker 5: there are pretty rough and that've given me a really
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Speaker 5: hard time when I've shown up there in the corporate box.
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Speaker 7: I'm sorry here about that. Hoidy. I'm sure.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know, ma, but some before can you
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Speaker 10: jump anymo?
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Speaker 4: Absolutely?
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Speaker 10: Man.
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Speaker 6: I think what Jason is trying to say is he
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Speaker 6: didn't watch the game over the weekend.
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Speaker 4: He's got no idea what he's talking about.
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Speaker 3: Excuse me.
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Speaker 4: Hey Charlie, before we let you go, mate, could you
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Speaker 4: please give us your Portking player of the round.
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Speaker 7: I'm going to go. Look all you call it, He's
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Speaker 7: done everything.
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Speaker 10: Can we all maybe get a prediction on who we
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Speaker 10: think is going to plan the halves this week?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to go. I think Luke Hanson.
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Speaker 5: Is my feeling, my vibe is Stacy's going to dust
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Speaker 5: off the boots and jump in there.
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Speaker 4: Mate, Stacy Jones, Yes, right, Okay, what are you? I
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Speaker 4: think Luke Hanson and has to beat him.
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Speaker 7: Mate, Okay, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
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Speaker 4: Aaron Clark, oh Noice, I love that. That would be amazing.
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Speaker 6: Probably lost a bit of pace now that he's put
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Speaker 6: on fifty kilos of muscle in the last two years.
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Speaker 5: Shit.
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Speaker 4: Hey, Charlie, thank you so much for joining us.
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Speaker 7: Mate.
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Speaker 4: We'll have a chat to you next week after we
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Speaker 4: towel up the rabbit. O's hopefully all right?
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Speaker 10: Yep, that's good, and give me a call if you
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Speaker 10: need a Portloo on the Wellington region.
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Speaker 4: Definitely, mate, head up, Porter King. Uncle Charlie will sort
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Speaker 4: you out. Thanks Charlie, dear Fellows. Thanks mate, She'll.
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Speaker 5: Get back to the countdown, Yeah and eleven a bit
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Speaker 5: of she had.
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Speaker 7: The ghost.
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Speaker 4: the Goat continues the Grass of All Time Countdown, another
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Speaker 4: chance to win one hundred bucks cash plus. It says
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Speaker 4: here Hoidy j had a tobacer while buying a coffee table.
16:53
Speaker 4: Is that right? Yeah? True story was.
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Speaker 3: I don't think your ears can eat Keezy.
16:59
Speaker 4: If yours could?
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Speaker 3: No, you got tiny have monkeys?
17:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna make a joke there, it doesn't work.
17:05
Speaker 4: Shall we get backto the countdown?
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Speaker 8: This is the Goat, the countdown for real music connoisseurs.
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Speaker 4: Eight hundred and nine are up, two fellas, Yeah, I
17:19
Speaker 4: just say that this one coming up here, eight hundred
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Speaker 4: and nine, as I call it, is an absolute cut
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Speaker 4: the job.
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Speaker 2: Number eight hundred and nine Blind Melon Tones of.
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Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
17:38
Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod Hoche.
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, guns.
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Speaker 5: Roses there on the Goat Countdown, coming in at number
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Speaker 5: eight hundred and eight.
17:50
Speaker 4: That's right off the album Appetite for Destruction. Perhaps you've
17:53
Speaker 4: heard of it nineteen eighty seven that sucker came out.
17:55
Speaker 4: How old were you nineteen eighty seven, Jason?
17:57
Speaker 3: Just a young healer?
17:59
Speaker 4: Right, OK, more than thirty nine. Then that's good to know. Hey, Feilers,
18:04
Speaker 4: A new law has come into play recently which sort
18:07
Speaker 4: of has up to the power of the citizens arrest.
18:09
Speaker 4: Have you ever heard of the Citizens of Risk?
18:11
Speaker 7: Yes?
18:11
Speaker 3: I have.
18:12
Speaker 4: It's where you, as a citizen, can make an arrest.
18:15
Speaker 6: Jason vented that. Jason vented the citizens citizens arrest.
18:20
Speaker 5: I was just sick and tired of the crimes on
18:25
Speaker 5: the street.
18:25
Speaker 4: Really, so I'm just reading here. When a person finds
18:29
Speaker 4: someone committing or believes an unreasonable and probable grounds that
18:33
Speaker 4: someone has committed an offense under the Crimes Act, including
18:36
Speaker 4: offenses such as theft, assault, and burglary, it can be
18:39
Speaker 4: for anything.
18:40
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can mate the amount of drugs that I've
18:44
Speaker 5: confiscated since I've been in the CBD.
18:47
Speaker 4: Right, so you confiscate the drugs. Do you arrest the citizen?
18:49
Speaker 6: Ah?
18:50
Speaker 5: Like, I give him a warning, fable warning of first warning,
18:54
Speaker 5: give me the stuff, don't let me see this happen again,
18:58
Speaker 5: and then you dispose of it.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I dispose of it.
19:02
Speaker 4: How do you do that? Very well, that's the thing, right,
19:08
Speaker 4: So it's so tough to you know what, you'd have
19:10
Speaker 4: to be pretty damn certain when oh, really you can.
19:15
Speaker 6: It's very vibe based eazy a citizens arrest because the
19:17
Speaker 6: thing about it is you know that that that other
19:20
Speaker 6: person you're arresting is also a citizen, yes, and so
19:23
Speaker 6: really you've got a goddamn check even.
19:26
Speaker 4: Arrest of them in the first place. So if you can,
19:29
Speaker 4: if you go.
19:29
Speaker 6: Up to somebody and you decide that they're under arrest,
19:31
Speaker 6: you can be as vague about things as you want. Really,
19:34
Speaker 6: what you need to have is some kind of you know,
19:39
Speaker 6: physical presence that's going to mean that you're able to
19:41
Speaker 6: make the arrest, because if the other person doesn't want
19:43
Speaker 6: to be arrested, you'll find that they'll put up a
19:46
Speaker 6: pretty good fight. Would you be comfortable making making a
19:49
Speaker 6: citizens arrest Caasy for example?
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Speaker 4: Ah, well, it depends what they had done.
19:53
Speaker 3: We know it would take you seriously, but I mean
19:56
Speaker 3: it depends.
19:57
Speaker 4: That they had assaulted. Yes. So let's say I was
20:00
Speaker 4: walking in town with Jason, yeah, and someone comes over
20:03
Speaker 4: and just smacks Jase over and the crap out of it.
20:05
Speaker 6: But there's all sorts of different kinds of the right. Now,
20:07
Speaker 6: there isn't it the social media? There's your online bullion and.
20:11
Speaker 4: Puts it online. Well how about this?
20:13
Speaker 6: Well, for example, let's say Jason is that he's giving
20:15
Speaker 6: himself a bard, me, he's making himself an order. A
20:18
Speaker 6: guy comes over to him, asks and what he's having.
20:20
Speaker 6: Jay says, I'm having a lemongrass and chicken bar and me.
20:22
Speaker 6: The guy looks dead in the eyes and sees you're.
20:24
Speaker 4: A loser, is idiot?
20:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then smacks And I just say, though, Moggie's
20:29
Speaker 5: got it right. Moggie has got it right in the
20:31
Speaker 5: sense of a survibe thing. For me, Can I be
20:34
Speaker 5: so bold as the same Mogi a gut instead? For me,
20:37
Speaker 5: I've only ever got it wrong on the old gut instinct,
20:40
Speaker 5: and that was because I'd had a hot pot the
20:42
Speaker 5: night before, so it's physically so that was my bowels that.
20:45
Speaker 4: Were it was a miscommunication. Yeah, yeah, Because are you
20:55
Speaker 4: allowed to have like handcuffs with you? You have to
20:57
Speaker 4: totally so you could just cuff someone. You could blazer wow, yes, yeah,
21:02
Speaker 4: whatever you like, whatever you like.
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Speaker 6: If you read that article, Kezy, you'll see that isn't
21:05
Speaker 6: the you know, you can do whatever you want now,
21:07
Speaker 6: which is good, and it's legal.
21:09
Speaker 4: You can do whatever you want now and it's legal.
21:11
Speaker 6: I mean, read the articles. Citizens rest now allowed. But
21:14
Speaker 6: I think the only thing that's sort of limits it
21:15
Speaker 6: is the time of day that it's allowed to happen.
21:18
Speaker 6: It's between the hours and such of such and such.
21:21
Speaker 4: Okay, it's like nine pm and six am or something.
21:24
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you can have any mad barster coming up
21:26
Speaker 6: to you and tapping you on the shoulder now and
21:28
Speaker 6: telling you to go with them.
21:29
Speaker 4: Well, that used to be the rule. It used to
21:31
Speaker 4: be between nine and sex and now it's all day,
21:33
Speaker 4: every day, twenty four seven citizens arrests. Yeah, well, I
21:37
Speaker 4: thought it could be quite fun before you tried to
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Speaker 4: do an improv of one of us trying to citizens
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Speaker 4: arrest someone else.
21:41
Speaker 3: There's nothing fun about it, Kezy, It's.
21:43
Speaker 4: Very serious, totally. I mean, could fun listen for the listeners?
21:48
Speaker 4: You know, I will be very serious about it if
21:49
Speaker 4: we can do that now.
21:50
Speaker 6: I've been prepared to do it if it was informative.
21:51
Speaker 6: I'm not interested in doing anything that's fun for the listeners.
21:57
Speaker 4: Speaking of.
21:59
Speaker 2: That goes proof that Hodarky listeners have excellent taste number
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Speaker 2: eight hundred and seven Moby Natural Blues, The.
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Speaker 1: Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in
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Speaker 1: on Radio.
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Speaker 5: Hoyes indeed coming in at number eight hundred and six,
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Speaker 5: just breathed by Pearl jam Fellers.
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Speaker 3: But right now it's time for why it sounds me
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Speaker 3: lines camera. Actually no, it's time for the big show abroad.
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Speaker 4: That's why they've changed the rules around citizens arrests in
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Speaker 4: New Zealand. They can be made now when a person
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Speaker 4: finds someone committing or believes, yeah, on the ground probable
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Speaker 4: grounds that someone has committed a crime such as theft, assault,
22:43
Speaker 4: or burglar.
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Speaker 6: That's the key point there, believes, believes, feels Yeah.
22:47
Speaker 4: So with that in mind, we've decided to just sort
22:49
Speaker 4: of rehearse how it might work if I was to
22:51
Speaker 4: make a citizens I assume I'm playing the guy doing
22:53
Speaker 4: the citizen Sure you'd.
22:55
Speaker 5: Be the sort of guy that we're trying to be somewhere. Yeah, yeah,
22:59
Speaker 5: they're supposed to me, well nothing.
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Speaker 4: Who wants to be arrested?
23:04
Speaker 3: I don't mind.
23:04
Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I mean I can be arrested. Oh no, Ja,
23:08
Speaker 4: you get rid? Why not? Okay? And I own a shop, right,
23:11
Speaker 4: so we decide what kind of shop it is?
23:14
Speaker 3: Adult shop?
23:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, six shops? Okay, so I run an adults shop.
23:19
Speaker 4: Doesn't have a name, shocking shot.
23:25
Speaker 5: How about how about the Keysy Dilly Barn.
23:33
Speaker 4: The Keyzy Dilly Barn.
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Speaker 8: Ye?
23:34
Speaker 4: All right, that's good okay. And I'm working there and
23:38
Speaker 4: I busted and you're in this nothing around Jason. I'm
23:40
Speaker 4: just sort of and I've busted you are right? Well
23:43
Speaker 4: I think you're shot the thing all right?
23:44
Speaker 3: Sure man?
23:45
Speaker 4: Okay, who's saying action? Ah?
23:49
Speaker 3: Action?
23:50
Speaker 4: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Jesus.
23:56
Speaker 4: Hello, welcome to Keezy's Dilly Barn. Did you help with
24:01
Speaker 4: anything there?
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Speaker 3: No, I'm totally in control. Thanks mate. Should you just
24:08
Speaker 3: stand a little bit further away it'll be good.
24:10
Speaker 4: Sorry, Yeah, it's bad my death posessions. It's off slowly.
24:15
Speaker 4: Hey that bag you've got there? Yes, would you mind
24:18
Speaker 4: if I just inspected what was inside? Yes?
24:23
Speaker 3: I can, No, I didn't mind, you mind, Yes I can't.
24:27
Speaker 4: It's just that when it came in it looked empty,
24:30
Speaker 4: and now it's fit to bulgeing. So I'm worried that
24:36
Speaker 4: you've just grabbed something off the shelf and you put
24:39
Speaker 4: it in there and it's bulgeing, and now it's fit
24:41
Speaker 4: to bulgeing. I can just inspect that just because I'm
24:44
Speaker 4: worried that you are shoplifting. Ah, you you are shoplifting.
24:51
Speaker 4: Were you going to pay for these?
24:53
Speaker 7: Well?
24:53
Speaker 3: I was going to bring them up to the county.
24:56
Speaker 4: Seriously, have you heard about the new rule? I can
24:58
Speaker 4: now make a citizens arrest and using the power given
25:02
Speaker 4: to me by the New Zealand government. What's going on?
25:04
Speaker 4: My place?
25:07
Speaker 3: Past plot?
25:08
Speaker 4: Hang on, mate, I place you under arrest on suspicion
25:11
Speaker 4: of shoplifting at Keys's Dilly barn. Sorry, so he's now
25:16
Speaker 4: under citizens arrest here.
25:21
Speaker 6: Well, he and I have been together for decades. Yeah,
25:24
Speaker 6: and he's never stolen the thing in his wife. So
25:26
Speaker 6: you take your hands off him.
25:27
Speaker 3: Thank you?
25:28
Speaker 4: You guys. My parents are up.
25:31
Speaker 3: That's what's throwing me off. What do you think of that?
25:33
Speaker 3: By the way, it's a good one.
25:36
Speaker 4: You guys are like.
25:36
Speaker 6: Some sort of duo where we are patterners. So I'm
25:41
Speaker 6: going to have to put you under a citizens rest
25:44
Speaker 6: now because you have this is a false arrest, false
25:48
Speaker 6: false rest and falsely imprisoned imprisoned him.
25:52
Speaker 4: I'm not personally, I'm not just he has to stay
25:53
Speaker 4: here though you can't put me. I've got a I've
25:57
Speaker 4: got a sherifs you can have a look at see
26:01
Speaker 4: why do you keep it in the Oh my god?
26:05
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's a little bit rusty, real deal
26:08
Speaker 5: and just where did you get that? Just to really
26:11
Speaker 5: make your day, mate, I'm actually undercover cover Yeah, no
26:16
Speaker 5: undercover citizens.
26:17
Speaker 6: Arrest undercover citizen. He's an undercover citizen, so am I?
26:21
Speaker 6: So you're in real trouble now and scene?
26:23
Speaker 4: So so what happened there?
26:29
Speaker 6: So I tried to make any tried to return. That
26:31
Speaker 6: was a false arrest because he hadn't stolen anything. You
26:33
Speaker 6: hadn't give him a chance to go up to the
26:35
Speaker 6: counter to put things into a bag and then take
26:37
Speaker 6: them to a counter and buy them already, it's only theft.
26:41
Speaker 6: He leaves the premises and.
26:44
Speaker 3: Then he got his rusty sharefs badge out.
26:46
Speaker 6: I never forget that. What kind of an operation you
26:49
Speaker 6: run in here? At Keysy is dillyware Keyes is Dilly bard.
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Speaker 1: Bogie Actually big show with J Mike and Keysy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in week days and four on radio.
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Speaker 9: Radio Horacky goat Countown using so good.
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Speaker 3: We should change you instead, we're paying you.
27:11
Speaker 5: Bloody oats fellas every hour, every day, the goat countdown
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Speaker 5: and your chance to win one hundred bucks cash.
27:19
Speaker 4: How good?
27:20
Speaker 3: Eh? We love giving away money on the Big.
27:22
Speaker 5: Showdow't we fellas cash and prizes, baby, that's us, That's
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Speaker 5: what we're all about, changing lives.
27:29
Speaker 4: Last hour, Jase, I asked you what you do with
27:31
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars. You said you'd go home, tell your
27:34
Speaker 4: wife to pack your bags, and then divorce her, quit
27:36
Speaker 4: the show and move overseas. Yes, Mike, what would you do?
27:39
Speaker 2: Oh?
27:40
Speaker 4: Great question? Great question? Or I wouldn't go to that extent.
27:44
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd probably just disappear for a few days on
27:48
Speaker 6: one hell of a bender. I'd hide my phone, turn
27:52
Speaker 6: it off actually so I was untraceable, and then I
27:55
Speaker 6: just turn up a sort of a shadow of my
27:57
Speaker 6: former self and beg for forgiveness from you, obviously, Kesey,
28:00
Speaker 6: just from my wife.
28:01
Speaker 5: And yeah that's understandable, man, Yeah I been Kesey. I
28:06
Speaker 5: never said that about I would. I love my wife.
28:11
Speaker 3: Can we not just put this scurrilous stuff out there? Hey,
28:16
Speaker 3: let's go to the phone lines. Good, I blake your
28:18
Speaker 3: man bars and how's life?
28:20
Speaker 10: Yeah?
28:20
Speaker 3: Bloody good? Here are you? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Tell me, Blake,
28:24
Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust mate?
28:26
Speaker 7: I'm a nuclear physicist?
28:28
Speaker 4: Okay? Wow? Okay? Whereabouts you based? Man? Christ the company man?
28:38
Speaker 7: You know I'm a builder.
28:42
Speaker 6: That My worry about you, Blake, is that if you
28:46
Speaker 6: and I were mates, anything happen, if there's a citizen's arrest,
28:49
Speaker 6: you would fold under questioning pretty quick.
28:53
Speaker 2: Nah.
28:55
Speaker 5: Tell me, Blake, if we were to give you this
28:58
Speaker 5: hundred dollars, what would you do with it?
29:01
Speaker 4: Wow? Veas, Yeah, it's one mate, new house.
29:08
Speaker 5: Well then hundred bucks is all yours mate, and joy?
29:11
Speaker 7: Yeah, as soon as.
29:12
Speaker 4: A postcard from Vegas? Would you have fun Vegas? Blake?
29:16
Speaker 4: You hold the line of will sort you out? All right?
29:26
Speaker 4: That's annoying. If I won one hundred bucks Fellers, thanks
29:31
Speaker 4: for us one hundred dollars, yeah, I'd probably like go
29:35
Speaker 4: on a small like sort of holiday or something, but
29:38
Speaker 4: then probably put most of it in savings. Oh yeah,
29:40
Speaker 4: yeah there you go. Oh, I know we're major.
29:43
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe just like over to a club Mediterranean.
29:49
Speaker 7: Yeah.
29:49
Speaker 5: But when you say you'd put it into your savings,
29:51
Speaker 5: I mean you've got so many accounts, would be like
29:53
Speaker 5: two dollars fifty in each account.
29:56
Speaker 4: Three dollars fifty. We've got it all worked out. It
29:58
Speaker 4: would last ages, so yeah, huge opportunity, hundred bucks cash
30:03
Speaker 4: up for grabs. That's it done for today, though, fellers.
30:05
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, still be back tomorrow. It only happens with
30:08
Speaker 4: the Goats on which is back tomorrow morning, and I
30:10
Speaker 4: am sharp speaking of which. Still got a few more
30:12
Speaker 4: songs from the Goat to get through today's You're crack
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Speaker 4: into the next one.
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Speaker 3: So number eight hundred and three, The.
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Speaker 2: Ghost on Radio Hdarchy, number eight hundred and three.
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Speaker 1: You two Lemon, The Archy Big show was Jason, Mike
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Speaker 1: and Kezy tune in four on Radio.
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Speaker 3: You to them coming in at number eight hundred and three.
30:35
Speaker 4: What's your favorite song about citrus? Keezy? Is it Lemon?
30:39
Speaker 4: Probably dope Lemon?
30:41
Speaker 6: Oh dope? Yeah, Blind Melon's another one. I guess you
30:45
Speaker 6: can go with orang rafy. That's another good banana banana rama.
30:52
Speaker 6: It's not a citrus tree, that's just a normal thing. Yeah, true,
30:54
Speaker 6: that's my bad. Yeah, Hey, fellows, we'll just quickly.
30:58
Speaker 4: About watermelon high by Old Sugar. Yeah, is interesting that
31:03
Speaker 4: song from you two. I've never heard it before, but
31:04
Speaker 4: because of the countdown, because people are literally voting for
31:07
Speaker 4: these songs. Yes, yes, I've never have you guys heard
31:09
Speaker 4: that song before. Yeah, it's a big time in the
31:11
Speaker 4: big song in the nineties. Came off the album Zooopa
31:16
Speaker 4: I Loathe You two of course, but that album is
31:20
Speaker 4: easily the worst. Oh yeah, because I hated that last song.
31:23
Speaker 4: It was seven and I was like, oh my god,
31:24
Speaker 4: what is the song?
31:25
Speaker 6: But some people out there, obviously the ones I've voted for,
31:28
Speaker 6: absolutely frosting and huge U two fans that love that song.
31:31
Speaker 5: You know, they're mad bastards now fellers.
31:36
Speaker 3: Am I correct?
31:37
Speaker 5: And assuming that we're on the road this week, I
31:39
Speaker 5: think we're down to Welly aren't we for beer Vanna?
31:42
Speaker 4: No?
31:42
Speaker 3: Oh oh it's okay. Then that's good.
31:44
Speaker 4: No, we are, Oh we are okay.
31:47
Speaker 3: I mean that's good.
31:48
Speaker 4: Too, backbone. Yeah. So we are down to Wellington this Thursday, Jason,
31:53
Speaker 4: which is the twentieth Yes Chick McKellen August and from
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Speaker 4: four from four pm we're going to be at bethel
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Speaker 4: Woods Bar, which is in the CBD of Wellington. Good
32:04
Speaker 4: to our mates at to a Tata So the Shelby
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Speaker 4: Live Fort or seven get there early, come get involved.
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Speaker 4: Free Backbone shirt for the first Monday through the door.
32:13
Speaker 4: That's the one Mogi. Of course, we are down there
32:15
Speaker 4: for beer Vanna which is on the Friday and sat
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Speaker 4: there at Henry Stadium. If you want tickets for that,
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Speaker 4: Beervanner dot co dott ins it.
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Speaker 5: The Fellas will be making an appearance in the old
32:23
Speaker 5: beer Vanner on the Friday, I believe, just flitting around
32:26
Speaker 5: the place having a few beers. Absolutely, I'll be heading
32:29
Speaker 5: the food stores mostly. You remember last time, actually, Maggie,
32:32
Speaker 5: I had half a dozen oysters. I do remember that
32:35
Speaker 5: the morning, about nine in the morning, and I thought,
32:37
Speaker 5: you backbone is going to back me up, but no,
32:39
Speaker 5: but I'm happy to suck down six oysters.
32:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, any time of day. You just sort of followed
32:43
Speaker 4: Pug sound real around a lot. The rest of the week.
32:45
Speaker 4: It was weird bead smell. Yeah. Hey Bethel Woods August
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Speaker 4: the twentieth, This Thursday, four pm.
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Speaker 5: You good stuff coming up after six o'clock. By the way,
32:57
Speaker 5: bit of meat Patty naps where we give out advice,
33:00
Speaker 5: a bit of sports chat as well. Fella's been a
33:02
Speaker 5: bit of sport action.
33:03
Speaker 4: Certainly has Jason also the final two songs for the
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Speaker 4: Goat for today.
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Speaker 3: Hey Fowlers, Hi, what's on the dinner plate tonight?
33:30
Speaker 4: That's a good question from you, Hoidages.
33:33
Speaker 6: My wife was discussing having a little bit of a
33:36
Speaker 6: dumpling number oh yun this evening, and as if there
33:39
Speaker 6: was any of that soup base left over from when
33:41
Speaker 6: we did come down with the heels, I mean there is.
33:44
Speaker 6: I'm looking forward to getting home and ripping into that
33:46
Speaker 6: bad boy.
33:47
Speaker 4: Nice nice ah. We're having pasta which is made of
33:52
Speaker 4: capsicin's and tofu blended up together with a stick blender
33:57
Speaker 4: and then put through the pasta with like spinner, like
34:00
Speaker 4: a healthy pasta. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah
34:03
Speaker 4: yeah apparently I've had it once before. It was fine.
34:06
Speaker 6: Got a protein in there for your keysy yeah yeah
34:08
Speaker 6: yeah yeah?
34:10
Speaker 4: What growling it? Have you started crowling? What are you having, Jason.
34:17
Speaker 5: Well, we're having pasta as well. Kizy my daughter who's
34:23
Speaker 5: ground up tofu and my daughter has been dog sitting
34:30
Speaker 5: and so I thought for her homecoming, I'll make Hoidy
34:35
Speaker 5: Jay's world famous spag bowl because she loves my spag bowl.
34:39
Speaker 5: It's one of those comfort foods and I've been cooking
34:41
Speaker 5: it all day.
34:42
Speaker 3: The key to a good spag bowl, Feelers.
34:44
Speaker 5: Is letting up cook over a long period of time
34:47
Speaker 5: so all the flavors can be absorbed. It's good stuff.
34:51
Speaker 5: Half beef mints, half portmants. That's the other key.
34:55
Speaker 6: Could you do me a favor and bring someone in
34:57
Speaker 6: here and then just as we're about to eat it,
34:58
Speaker 6: just spill it all over the floor and then leave
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Speaker 6: it there for three days.
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Speaker 4: Sure, man, you just like you deal with your chicken soup.
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Speaker 4: Is it the best spag ball in the.
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Speaker 3: World, forty Jane, best in the world? Ain't number one?
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Speaker 4: Yes it is, I would say so. Yeah, Hey, fellers,
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Speaker 4: pretty exciting stuff. We've got another couple of songs from
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Speaker 4: the goatl Oh we sure do read.
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Speaker 8: This is the goat The countdown for real music connoisseurs just.
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Speaker 4: Reminded two fellas that after these two the countdown has
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Speaker 4: done and dusted, we do the montage of the day's action,
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Speaker 4: and the countdown returns at eight am tomorrow morning.
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Speaker 5: Bloody good, keysy, let's go to number eight hundred and two.
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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Goat, the greatest of all time
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Speaker 2: Countdown on Radio HURDARKI eight hundred and two Incubus Megalomaniac.
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Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
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Speaker 4: In four on Radio Archy.
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Speaker 5: Yes, indeed, the cue of their pictures of you coming
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Speaker 5: in at number eight hundred and one. Tune that, by
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Speaker 5: the way, fellers, And that's the end of the Goat
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Speaker 5: for the day. But if you've missed out throughout the day,
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Speaker 5: we've created.
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Speaker 3: A little montage for you. If you will, Number.
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Speaker 2: Nine hundred Guns n' roses. It's so easy, okay, so said,
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Speaker 2: it's whatever about.
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Speaker 3: A flat.
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Speaker 2: Eight hundred and ninety you order, Crystal, I.
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Speaker 9: Don't know what you say.
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Speaker 6: You don't check.
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Speaker 2: Any number eight hundred and eighty crowded house. Mean to
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Speaker 2: me dollar eight hundred and seventy live all of you.
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Speaker 7: Love.
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Speaker 2: Number eight hundred and sixty she had, I got you
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Speaker 2: eight hundred and Si poison. Every rose has his thorn,
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Speaker 2: Every rose has his thorn. Eight hundred and forty. Fun
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Speaker 2: Loving Criminals, Fun Loving Criminal Number, eight hundred and thirty
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Speaker 2: Irim Pop Song eighty nine, eight hundred and twenty Lemonheads,
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Speaker 2: Missus Robinson eight hundred and ten. Varn A Penny Royalty
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Speaker 2: eight hundred and one The Cure Pictures of You.
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Speaker 3: So what are you? Great stuff? Fellows that kicks off
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Speaker 3: again eight quit tomorrow morning.
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Speaker 4: I believe Kezy certainly does Jase along with it another
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Speaker 4: chance every single hour to when one hundred dollars cash.
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Speaker 4: We have to do is keep it locked on Hodaki.
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Speaker 4: A cutter call is gonna play every hour and then
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Speaker 4: your phone, oh one hundred hoduk and you get that cash.
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Speaker 3: It's good stuff. We must be made of money, ah,
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Speaker 3: I think.
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Speaker 6: So, man, that's what That's what I'm hearing. Certainly everybody
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Speaker 6: up to the upschen Keezy and everybody was asking me
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Speaker 6: if Hodaki was made of money, and I said, yes, really,
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Speaker 6: all you have to do is tune and we give
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Speaker 6: it away sometimes up to one hundred dollars at a time. Yes,
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Speaker 6: that's life changing cash, it is. And we have taken
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Speaker 6: the purse really by offering that kind of money, because
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Speaker 6: people can't get any work done because they know you
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Speaker 6: just isn't to give yourself one hundred back.
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Speaker 5: It's very much make or break for the station as
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Speaker 5: far as I'm concerned.
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 5: When you're checking that kind of cash into every hour, Oh.
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Speaker 4: It gets back underweight again. Tomorrow I want to get
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Speaker 4: a am feelers.
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Speaker 1: The whole actual Big show with jas, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 1: Tune in week days of what on Radio hod.
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Speaker 5: I Cool there on the Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening.
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Speaker 3: But right now it's time for.
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Speaker 4: We're auf to far little brewery today. Today's Beervarna Brewery
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Speaker 4: thirty years. These East Coast legends keep things simple, great beer,
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Speaker 4: this Friday and Saturday. Fellas, if you'd like to get
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Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy, good stuff. Let's talk some sport a fellas.
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Speaker 4: It's a good shout. Did you want the sport music?
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Speaker 2: Oh?
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Speaker 3: I think so.
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Speaker 2: So.
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Speaker 5: The All Black Tour of South Africa continues, loving it.
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Speaker 5: I'm loving it by the way, playing some provinces, a
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Speaker 5: proper old school tour of course this last weekend playing
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Speaker 5: the Bulls. Yes, another very comprehensive victory for the All
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Speaker 5: Blacks fifteen to nineteen from recollection.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: What I like about this All Black side is they
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Speaker 5: seem to know what they're doing. They seem to know
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Speaker 5: what the plan is they're attacking. Wise, very very difficult
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Speaker 5: to contain.
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Speaker 6: I put it to you this way, jas it looks
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Speaker 6: like they know which way to put their jewsyes on,
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Speaker 6: which foot to put their boots on, They know which
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Speaker 6: direction to run and when the ball gets kicked off.
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Speaker 6: And I couldn't say that really for this team over
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Speaker 6: the last three years. But Jesus has been some changes
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Speaker 6: in the coaching.
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Speaker 5: Oh, there has been, mate, and can I just say
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Speaker 5: Josh Jacob made us not at debut, but he played
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Speaker 5: first five as starting first five. Ye twenty five year
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Speaker 5: old from the Chiefs. I believe Jesus, I was impressed
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Speaker 5: with the moogi. He looks to have the goods. He
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Speaker 5: reminded me a little bit of Andrew mertins Ah right,
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Speaker 5: bit of merts about him actually, And if you combine
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Speaker 5: him with Ruben Love, we've got two young fellows. I
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Speaker 5: think Ruben Love is definitely our number one choice. Two
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Speaker 5: young fellas in a very pivotal position, a very important position.
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Speaker 3: I'm very excited about both of them.
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Speaker 4: I understand. The first Test is coming up this weekend.
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Speaker 3: Next weekend, yes, Sunday morning, I believe.
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Speaker 6: And if it's any kind of sort of sign tatum
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Speaker 6: totem as to what's going to come up this weekend.
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Speaker 6: You mentioned Andrew Murtense there. He managed to stave off
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Speaker 6: bankruptcy last week.
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Speaker 4: He did. Great news there, yeah, really good news.
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Speaker 6: Now, of course, we had the Test cricket happening over
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Speaker 6: in Australia, the first Test between Bangladesh and Australia being
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Speaker 6: played over in Perth. In that first and in the
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Speaker 6: Australia bowled out for one hundred and ninety eight and
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Speaker 6: Bangladesh managed to get themselves a two hundred and twenty
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Speaker 6: eight run lead that tanzd Hashn got himself one hundred
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Speaker 6: and one. It was pretty much a case of everybody
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Speaker 6: contributing a little bit. In Australia's first innings. The man
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Speaker 6: of the match ended up being Hassan ma Mood, who
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Speaker 6: took six for fifty five. I think of that first
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Speaker 6: in hell fantastic. You know, Bangladesh won by nine wickets.
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Speaker 6: That is so good and so there's going to be
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Speaker 6: huge amount of anger. Australia don't like losing, no, especially
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Speaker 6: the losers. Australia rank number one and Bangladesh rank number
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Speaker 6: nine in the world. So I think this will be
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Speaker 6: a case of heads will roll.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I think so.
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Speaker 5: And but you know the Australians may say start of
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Speaker 5: the season blah blah blah blah blah, but that is
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Speaker 5: a great victory for Bangladesh.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: And speaking of heads will roll, Israel Markachiev defended his
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Speaker 6: title in the UFC against I think his name is Ian.
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Speaker 6: It's got a weird Ian Gary mcado or something or other. Yeah,
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Speaker 6: he's an interesting fellow Irish gentleman. A huge fight went
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Speaker 6: five rounds. It was bloody good. I'm a massive fan
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Speaker 6: of Isla Marketchief, very very funny and probably is in
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Speaker 6: contention for the greatest fighter of all time. When I'm
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Speaker 6: won by decision over five rounds. He's this tiny man
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Speaker 6: compared to these other big fellas who's just gone up
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Speaker 6: a division I think, to welterweight. So it looks very
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Speaker 6: very small.
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Speaker 4: But hard bastard.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, wiry, nuggety, small but vicious.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, minds me of someone baby fests. Yeah, and you've
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Speaker 4: got some n p C for it. No. My parents
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Speaker 4: flew down to Canaburary to watch the Bay of Plenty Steamers,
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Speaker 4: our local team Canterbury. It was pretty close, it was
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Speaker 4: the first half was cramp but my parents thoroughly enjoyed
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Speaker 4: the new Stade.
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Speaker 9: Well.
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Speaker 6: I remember seeing I might have been the captain of
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Speaker 6: the Steamers crying. It must have been a very close game.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, about three or four points I think, and it's
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Speaker 5: good to see a bit of passion still put a
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Speaker 5: round fairly shield.
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Speaker 1: The Hiliarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
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Speaker 7: In on radio.
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Speaker 4: Well, there you go.
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Speaker 5: Your Maynards. That's a big show down and dusted for
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Speaker 5: your Monday. What a joy it is to be back
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Speaker 5: in the podcast outro, which is bonus material we do
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Speaker 5: before the radio show.
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Speaker 3: What's the clip today, Keys?
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Speaker 4: He just reminded you, is it's now called the Disclaimer
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Speaker 4: the Disclaimer? Yes, that's right, we've changed the Big Show
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Speaker 4: Disclaimer podcast. Today's clip is about fishing and it comes
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Speaker 4: out at seven thirty tonight. Where we get your potties
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Speaker 4: from the last time? Is that you bought you bought
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Speaker 4: it that you caught a fish. I can't even remember it, never,
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Speaker 4: not as long as I've known you.
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Speaker 3: I can't even remember when.
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Speaker 4: We were out doing that show on that boat. Oh yeah, yes,
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Speaker 4: and then the rod snapped and your real fell in
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Speaker 4: in the ocean, and then your pants fell down.
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Speaker 3: Jeez, I can't remember any of those things.
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Speaker 4: Well all those things, Jason. Just a question. The photo
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Speaker 4: on your Instagram story is that the fish you caught.
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Speaker 5: No Ah other very quickly. That was a breakfast flounder.
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Speaker 5: So it was on the breakfast venue and my mother
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Speaker 5: in law actually ordered it and I went, you're mad, bloody,
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Speaker 5: unbelievably delicious.
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Speaker 4: Really, it was so good. I was so ready to
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Speaker 4: come and apologize for making fun of your fishing. I
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Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, the fishy court is massive.
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Speaker 4: Anti prepared it beautifully.
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Speaker 3: I did catch a fish and we did eat that though,
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Speaker 3: so that's good news. Moggie. What are you doing tonight?
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Speaker 6: I'll have to go home. I'm going to finish unpecking.
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Speaker 6: That's the big one. Did most of the washing while
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Speaker 6: we were away. But I wouldn't mind feed up a
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Speaker 6: little bit of dump Leans, a little bit of TV,
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Speaker 6: a little bit of sleepy time.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, nice mate, what.
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Speaker 4: Are you doing? Man? Had that caps cam tofu pasta? Yeah,
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Speaker 4: my wife and I will watch Outrageous Fortune. Then I'll
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Speaker 4: put her to bed. Yeah, I'll probably have a glass
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Speaker 4: of cab seven. Will you go on a Monday? Go
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Speaker 4: online with my mates there on a Monday? One glass
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Speaker 4: of caps? What you know what? As soon as you
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Speaker 4: open a bottle, keysy, you know what you're like? That
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Speaker 4: was the noise of me.
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Speaker 5: Hey Jason, we're gonna go home, eat some spag bowl
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Speaker 5: with fine, watch a bit of TV, turn the heater on,
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Speaker 5: cuddle up, we arrange the lounge a little bit today.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, put the move to couch around a bit here
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Speaker 3: and there.
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Speaker 5: So yeah, it's really exciting and just chill out there.
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Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question, Jason? Is there any
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Speaker 4: chance that we could find out what the themes have?
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Speaker 4: Come down?
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Speaker 7: With? A?
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Speaker 4: Sure? Yeah, tomorrow? Do you want that? Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Do you want it this week or next week?
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Speaker 4: To have it?
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Speaker 3: Do you have the theme?
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Speaker 4: I think we should start getting the theme?
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Speaker 3: OK, yeah, no, that's fine. I'll give you the theme tomorrow.
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Speaker 5: Hey, make sure you check out the Instagram, make sure
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Speaker 5: you check out the podcast.
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Speaker 3: Till then, goodbye,