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Post Malone _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _529(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: We have some new, new tour dates to announce. Bloomington,
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  Speaker 1: Indiana on November 13th at the Indiana University Auditorium. Columbus,
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  Speaker 1: Ohio November 14th at the Schottenstein Center. Champaign, Illinois up
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  Speaker 1: there November 15th at the State Farm Center. And Grand Rapids,
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  Speaker 1: Michigan on November 16th at the Van Andel Arena. Get
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  Speaker 1: your tickets early starting Thursday, September 5th at 10 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: local time with pre-sale code RATKING. General on sale starts Friday,
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  Speaker 1: September 6th at 10 a.m. local time. We also have
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  Speaker 1: shows in Bend, Oregon, Spokane, Portland, Oregon, Vancouver in the Canada,
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  Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, North Little Rock, Springfield, and Kansas City, Missouri,
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  Speaker 1: Sioux Falls, and South Dakota, La Crosse, Green Bay, Moline,
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  Speaker 1: Colorado Springs, Casper, Billings, Missoula, Lafayette, and Beaumont, Texas. Get
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  Speaker 1: all your tickets at theovan.com slash T-O-U-R. Make sure to
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  Speaker 1: buy through that link so you aren't visiting a secondary site.
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  Speaker 1: And thank you so much for all of your love
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  Speaker 1: and support. Looking forward to seeing you there. We've got
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  Speaker 1: new merch. Check out the new Return of the Rat
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  Speaker 1: tie-dye tees in green and purple. We also have the
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  Speaker 1: Be Good to Yourself collection, gang gang hoodies, and much more, baby.
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  Speaker 1: I'm upstairs at theovonstore.com. Today's guest is a musician, artist, producer, actor.
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  Speaker 1: He's done it all. He has a new album coming
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  Speaker 1: out called F1 Trillion. Actually, it's out now. You can
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  Speaker 1: go enjoy it. It's him and some of my favorite artists.
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  Speaker 1: I saw him perform at the Grand Ole Opry last night,
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  Speaker 1: and it was magnificent. I'm so thankful for the energy
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  Speaker 1: that he's given to the world to bring us together, really.
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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is Mr. Post Malone.
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  Speaker 2: A little wine.
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  Speaker 3: A little wine is good. It's good for the heart.
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  Speaker 3: Doctors say pregnant ladies can drink it.
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  Speaker 1: Can they really? Yeah, but have you seen the babies?
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  Speaker 1: They're pretty fucking awesome whenever they come out. That's the point, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say this, dude. They shred hard. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: I've been fucking drinking before I was born. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of them have real pale skin in their gingers, which
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  Speaker 1: are good citizens of the society. And they wear North
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  Speaker 1: Carolina jerseys. So they fucking go hard, bro. Depends on
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  Speaker 1: what wine it is.
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  Speaker 3: If you drink a nice Bordeaux as opposed to Franzia,
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  Speaker 3: which I love fucking Franzia.
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  Speaker 1: A little bag of wine. Yeah. Put in the saddlebag. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Franzia was always like that wine that every now and
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  Speaker 1: then your parents would have a party or something. And
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  Speaker 1: then you would like go into the kitchen late to
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  Speaker 1: get a little snack or a little like square of
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  Speaker 1: cheese or cracker somebody had left. And you'd go in there.
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  Speaker 1: and some lady would come just stumbling out of the
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  Speaker 1: Christmas tree, and she'd be like, hey, here, yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: gave it to you? No, she'd have it tucked under
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  Speaker 1: her arm. At that point, sometimes they'd have it out
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  Speaker 1: of the box or naked, as they call it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you have to have it out of the box, I believe. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you do?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a water skin. It makes me feel like
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  Speaker 3: a frontiersman. Whenever they have those, like, Fucking, what shape
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  Speaker 3: are those?
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  Speaker 1: Like a kidney-shaped deal, you know.
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  Speaker 5: What I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Water kidney.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has a very, at that point it gets a,
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  Speaker 1: like a camelback vibe. It's like a fucking bagpipe.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not surprised if some of those bagpipe players aren't just, well,
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  Speaker 3: you can actually hear a bagpipe.
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  Speaker 1: Right, but a bagpipe is the blowout and the franzia
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  Speaker 1: is on the way in.
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  Speaker 3: But you think you might bring two bagpipes. One is franzia.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could put it in a camelback. It's genius.
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  Speaker 1: It makes so much sense. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I had a bag of wine in my bed under
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  Speaker 3: my pillow.
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  Speaker 1: For all of school. I don't know if I should
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  Speaker 1: say this. What school was it at? It was a school. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's a school, and my parents never found it. No way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's kind of like a, I told them
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  Speaker 3: I bought like a waterbed pillow.
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  Speaker 1: And you could just lean over and just.
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  Speaker 3: It's like sucking on Romulus or Mother Rome's teat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, like sucking on Mother Rome's teeth, man.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing like it. There's nothing like it. Ask them. There's
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  Speaker 1: nothing like you do good? Is everybody in there okay? Okay, cool.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. You got like a big lightsaber?
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  Speaker 1: That thing that like, it's like you hit it and
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  Speaker 1: like somebody's whoop bracelet goes off in the distance or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? It's like that vapor,
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  Speaker 1: you hit it and somebody's whoop is like, I'm fat
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. What's a whoop bracelet? A whoop bracelet is like...
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  Speaker 1: Bring it up.
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  Speaker 2: A whoop bracelet.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a bracelet that tells you you're sleeping well.
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  Speaker 1: It like monitors your heartbeat. And then there's like a
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  Speaker 1: little plug or something. Maybe I think allegedly you can
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  Speaker 1: put it into your side or something that'll monitor your
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  Speaker 1: sugar and it'll send the information to it. So it
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  Speaker 1: can tell if you're dreaming or if you like, if you,
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  Speaker 1: if you're, You know, you've never met your father. I
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  Speaker 1: can tell you everything, dude. Don't they have them on
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  Speaker 1: Apple Watches?
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  Speaker 3: I think they have the Find Your Dad app on
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  Speaker 3: the Apple Watch.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Somebody didn't trademark it then because a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people are doing it. Because sometimes it'll say on
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  Speaker 1: the whoop bracelet, it'll say, whoop, there he is, and
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  Speaker 1: it'll play that song, you know? For your dad. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you get close enough to him. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It gets louder the closer you get. It's like, whoop,
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  Speaker 1: there he is. And that's showing my age. Post Malone,
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  Speaker 1: good to see you. Hey, thanks for having me. Yeah, man. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you at the Grand Ole Opry last night.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. Thank you for coming. Thank you. Was
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  Speaker 1: that your first time there? Yes, sir. That was my
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  Speaker 1: first time.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember I laid down after I got home
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  Speaker 3: last night, and I was like, was Theo Vaughn there?
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm 85% sure I said hi, but I didn't
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  Speaker 3: know if I was just dreaming.
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  Speaker 1: But lo and behold, you were there. Yeah, and you said, hey, man.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for coming. It was nice. Well, I imagine
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  Speaker 1: it was such a tough place to be. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there were so many stars in the building. And that
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  Speaker 1: was your first time performing there? Yes, sir. Terrifying. Terrifying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it's like going to the Mount Everest of performances,
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  Speaker 1: of live venues. Yes, sir. It's terrifying. Yeah, and you
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  Speaker 1: brought out John Michael Montgomery, Laney Wilson. Brad Paisley came
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  Speaker 1: out and played three or four songs with you. You
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  Speaker 1: brought out... Warren Treatie. Yep, you brought out Warren Treatie. Um,
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  Speaker 1: and who else? Those dudes are handsome. Oh, Vince Gill.
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  Speaker 1: Vince Gill. So cool.
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  Speaker 3: It's so cool, man. I, I'm just like, I'm, I'm
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  Speaker 3: absolutely floored. I can't even, um, begin.
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  Speaker 1: The crowd was so amped, man. I, you know, I, I.
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  Speaker 3: Never know what to expect, but it was, someone said
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  Speaker 3: that there were two tickets sold for like 22 grand
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  Speaker 3: a piece, which is awesome.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane. Oh, somebody.
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  Speaker 3: Someone is so disappointed. Well, no, they got to see
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  Speaker 3: Laney and Vince.
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  Speaker 1: And somebody else is buying their wife a set of
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  Speaker 1: Supreme tits or hip replacements.
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  Speaker 3: You could have got two tickets, 44 grand. Think of
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  Speaker 3: the boobs you could have got.
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  Speaker 1: Pull that up. What kind of breasts can you get
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  Speaker 1: at 44 grand? And I have a blocker on this
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  Speaker 1: computer because I used to have a pornography issue. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if we can pull that up. See
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  Speaker 1: what they allow. How much breast can you get for 44K?
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  Speaker 1: 44K just like that. Yeah, exactly. 44 large. I'm 44K.
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  Speaker 3: 44 large, bro. That was good. That was really good.
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  Speaker 3: What's 44K size breast? Yeah, let's see that. Tell me
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  Speaker 3: to look away if it gets too crazy. Um, this
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  Speaker 3: is science.
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  Speaker 1: I'm five, six and 245 pounds. I've always had a
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  Speaker 1: severe back and neck problems because of them in quotations.
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  Speaker 1: And they're talking about them. Okay. Ever since. And look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to use pronouns, but we're talking about us, them. Sure. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's mine. Yeah. Ever since I was in high school.
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  Speaker 1: Those are Ks.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Those are double Ks. What's the biggest size? Ever since
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  Speaker 1: I was in high school, I've been medicated. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you need to be medicated. Okay. That's an excuse
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  Speaker 1: to use drugs, bro. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: My A-cups are driving me nuts. I need something.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa. Oh, my God, bro. That ain't the San Andreas fault, dog.
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  Speaker 1: That is amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: What if someone fell in there? Oh, the best, the
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  Speaker 1: funnest thing to do there would be order one of those. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you go to a restaurant and they put
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  Speaker 1: the little shots of different tequilas. Sure. And you just
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  Speaker 1: put them right in. You do a whole flight. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You do a whole flight, which you guys can't see.
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  Speaker 1: at home.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: She's killing it. Oh, she's killing something. And they're natural.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell. Oh, those are, yeah. You couldn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, one of them looked like it washed up
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  Speaker 1: on the edge of the ocean. I like this asymmetric look.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the dress. No, I think, obviously... All
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  Speaker 1: women are beautiful. But this is a lot of breasts.
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  Speaker 1: What we're saying here. What we're saying here. You sound
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  Speaker 1: like an analyst. What we're saying here is a lot
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  Speaker 1: of breasts. This is amazing. Now, this is something else. Now,
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  Speaker 1: that is a lot of breasts for someone.
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  Speaker 2: How would you?
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't even see your kid if you're feeding. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: is he done? Good hugs.
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  Speaker 3: Best hugs. That's a wholesome response. She gives great hugs.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe I've never Googled this before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that either. That's 44K, double K. 44K,
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  Speaker 1: that's the breast size you get. So I think we
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  Speaker 1: put in 44,000. Wait, you get that for 44K?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's L, M, and N.
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  Speaker 7: She's in the Ns.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. So I think we put in 44K as
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  Speaker 1: the money, and the computer took it as a breast
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  Speaker 1: size 44K. Sure. I didn't know they went to Ks.
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  Speaker 2: Me neither.
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  Speaker 1: And this, she's in the Ns.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. L, M, and N.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's, I mean- She's got more Ks than Joe
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  Speaker 1: Musgrove during a good game, brother. That's a lot. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: nice to see you, man.
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  Speaker 3: It's been five minutes, yeah. We went from the Aubrey
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  Speaker 3: to boobs.
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  Speaker 1: But it is nice to look at something, and also
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  Speaker 1: it's not pornography.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's science.
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  Speaker 3: It's strictly science. It's just like my feet pic stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Just science. You didn't even have an account on there. What?
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  Speaker 1: On Feet Finder, one of those? No, but I was
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  Speaker 1: highly rated. Oh, really? I came in at like a
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  Speaker 1: four or five. 4-8. People put you on there? Yeah. 4-8. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: You have good feet? That's what I hear. Yeah, boy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know about this one, don't... WikiFeet Men.
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  Speaker 3: What does it say on WikiFeet Men?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to... Actually... It's the top one. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that I know this, but
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  Speaker 1: let's go to WikiFeet Men, okay? Yeah. I mean, that's
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  Speaker 1: the only trusted source. Yeah. Go ahead. Type me up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that guy was at manfoot.org.
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  Speaker 2: Look at my rating.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see it. I got a 4.9. I'm like 4.9
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  Speaker 1: right now. Is that what that says? Dude, I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: in at 4.9. Are there any pics of the actual hoofs, though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're in these.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Check these out. Look at all the data. This
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  Speaker 1: is data. Okay. Ooh, there's a hoof. Oh, so you
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  Speaker 1: really are a barefoot little soldier. I love it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best. People call it earthing. I just call it.
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  Speaker 1: Post Malone gives you his dirty sock and draws you
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  Speaker 1: a tattoo. Oh, yeah. POV. And then you got Loke
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  Speaker 1: in the background. I love how he's making sure this
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  Speaker 1: is okay. Yeah, this is kosher. Your bodyguards in the
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  Speaker 1: background are like, why am I smelling it? I love it.
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  Speaker 1: What goes on at these shows? That's the kind of
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  Speaker 1: behavior that you got to offer up to people. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: When you do your live shows, do you have a
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  Speaker 1: big ensemble? Like what goes on? What goes into your
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  Speaker 1: live shows? Because everybody kind of has different stuff, you know? Yes, sir. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, now we started doing like a band a
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  Speaker 3: couple years ago. As opposed to just me. But now
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  Speaker 3: we have, now we brought Cheese out to play Steel.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Chandler from Ernest's band. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Ern is so sweet, and so is Cheese. But Ern,
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  Speaker 3: you know, he's played with Ern forever. He was just like, go, go,
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  Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, I had breakfast with him the other day.
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  Speaker 1: They were so excited. Sweet thing. Both of them were
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  Speaker 1: so excited that he was going to play with you.
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  Speaker 3: I was just like blown away. Because Cheese is, he's
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  Speaker 3: 21 years old.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And he's beautiful, too. He's
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  Speaker 1: a stud. Absolutely. I mean, and also, if all the
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  Speaker 1: men died or something, he would immediately. He'd become number one.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that one right there. He'd be referred to
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  Speaker 1: as a woman immediately.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that smile.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God. I mean, it's like, God, if I didn't
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  Speaker 1: love these women so much. What a handsome boy. I
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  Speaker 1: would just run over there and meet that guy. But
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  Speaker 1: I love women. so but yeah no that's amazing dude
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  Speaker 1: chandler walters chandler walters yeah cheese old cheese look at
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  Speaker 1: it going out with you and he's got a great
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  Speaker 1: energy man he's just the sweetest guy and he's a
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  Speaker 1: songwriter too i think he just had his first number
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  Speaker 1: one recently.
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  Speaker 3: That's cheese yeah yes he did with a me with
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  Speaker 3: a me why did you mario oh it was with
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  Speaker 3: you yeah and morgan oh with uh i had some
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  Speaker 3: help yeah no i didn't even know that yeah because
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  Speaker 3: at breakfast the other day he said uh Or Ernest said, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he just got his first number one.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, and I don't know if we
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  Speaker 1: went into what it was. Dude, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because he wrote and played some steel on it.
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  Speaker 3: And he's just a killer. He's like the best dude ever.
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  Speaker 3: And I couldn't wish better things on him. He's just
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  Speaker 3: an absolute stud.
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  Speaker 1: And did you lose a member? How does it even
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  Speaker 1: work that you bring another member in? Yes, sir. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so we had a band, and they were more rocking.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? We had an awesome string section.
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  Speaker 3: We had awesome members all around. But we had said
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  Speaker 3: that we want fiddle playing and guys on the B3
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  Speaker 3: and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And it was tough. And it's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Now we're still going to jam with that band whenever
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  Speaker 3: we do. I want to do a whole other Nirvana deal,
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  Speaker 3: like do another Nirvana live stream and shit and do
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of cool shit.
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  Speaker 1: You mean like play Nirvana? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like the one we did in COVID where we did
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  Speaker 3: all the Nirvana covers.
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  Speaker 1: It was so much fun. I didn't see it. So
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  Speaker 1: I want to bring. People said it was good. I
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  Speaker 1: can't speak. I think, you know, you.
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  Speaker 3: Watch it back and you're like, oh, I could have
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  Speaker 3: done way better. But people said it was good. You know,
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  Speaker 3: Dave said it was great. Courtney and Chris.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. It was awesome. It was a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 3: If you're drunk or if you're just hanging out one
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  Speaker 3: of these nights, anyone out there, you know, give it a.
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  Speaker 1: Watch if you haven't seen it. Wow, that's incredible. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I guess if you want to get more country-tuned artists. Yes, sir. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the steel.
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  Speaker 3: You know steel, and there's a different way of playing.
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  Speaker 1: Mandolin, do you have any of that in it? So Lily,
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  Speaker 1: she plays the fiddle.
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  Speaker 3: She kind of does these plucky things, which is kind
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  Speaker 3: of mandolin-esque, but no mando. I love the mando. Coming
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  Speaker 3: here and doing band days where all the session guys
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  Speaker 3: come in, And just kill it. We got Craig playing
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  Speaker 3: the bass. He played bass on the whole album.
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  Speaker 1: He came out on tour. He's coming out on tour. Nice.
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  Speaker 1: So that'll be awesome. That's so great, bro. Yeah. Last
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  Speaker 1: night was amazing, man. I almost felt bad. You had
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  Speaker 1: to almost, cause there's so many stars in the building
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  Speaker 1: and you have to kind of, um, Oh, Craig Young. Yes, sir. Oh,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: it's beautiful. Bass player of the year. Bass player of
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: the year. Bass player of the year. He was nominated
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: for an ACM last year for bass player of the year.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: That's amazing. Killer. There's so many great musicians here in Nashville.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: You don't even realize it. You know, you're walking down
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: the street and you're just like, somebody's incredible.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Anywhere you go, there.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Is so much talent here. In every crack and crevice.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: It's insane. I can't like walking down the street.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: And you'll fall. You'll hurt. You'll fall over. You'll sprain
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: your ankle or something. And somebody will pull out a
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: violin and write a song about you dying right there.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: And you're like. It's never happened to me. Oh, but
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's so musical here. Yeah. Anything happens.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: You kiss your girlfriend on the cheek. Some guy pops
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: up and he's like, is it love? That's a song.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: That's the deal. It's like you fucking, you just go
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: to losers.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And someone will say, that's why I want to hire,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: not a writer. And I think this is a way
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: we could really... Let's hear about this.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Just get an old guy. Hire an old guy.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: You don't got to pay him as a songwriter. He
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: just knows all the one-liners.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Like he records what's going on? Everything he says.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: No, you just ask him a question and he'll say something,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, that's a song.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Someone wise, like a Gandalf figure. Yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: like that wouldn't sit pissed. Like old guys always say something.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: That's a song, dude! That wouldn't sit pissed? Is that
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: a thing? I mean, old people always say something, you know, like,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: that dog wouldn't sit piss. Like, what is that? What?
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: What?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a song.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: That's where we just go get a little hammered at
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: losers and just talk.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: And that's how songs come about. You know, someone will
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: say something so dumb, but the melody was sick. And
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, let's run with that. Like, just change
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: that word. Change from sit piss to shit piss. Yeah.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, it's a hit. You
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Oh, yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dude. I know how hits work, brother. That's amazing, man. Yeah,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: and Laney Wilson. Yeah, I think that was the strange thing.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: It was like all these artists got up there and
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: it was so fast. It was like John Michael Montgomery,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Laney Wilson, Brad Paisley, Vince Gill. And then you played,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I had some help by myself. And then, oh, your
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: last song you played, Sunflower by yourself too, yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it was great. There was all types of
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: people in the audience. It was special. It was so, like,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: it's electrifying.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: It's so crazy standing in that circle. Like, it's just,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I'm so honored. I'm blown away. I can't even believe
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: it that they let me in. I can't believe they
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: let me in the building.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Oh, definitely, dude. I mean, yeah,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: because you got a unique look, you know?
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Look like a Christmas ornament that jelly roll would have,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: you know? Did I tell you? I didn't tell you.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I say that in the most loving way. Oh, absolutely.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I was driving to, um, the stadium, and some dude
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: was like, Jelly Roll!
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I had the window open. I was like, what? Have
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: you met Jelly?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: He's the best in the fucking world, man. Oh, he's
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: the sweetest. He's the best. And he has so many
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: feelings in him, dude. My favorite is when Jelly Roll
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: wins an award. He gets up there, and he's like,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I want to say to everybody.
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: Right now, there's somebody out there who's got no arms
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: and no legs living under a bridge. And I want
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: to tell you, in two short months, you can be winning.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: A CMA award. And everybody's just bawling, crying. He'd be
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: a great WWE.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, he would?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, he just did WWE. No, he did not.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, he did.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Pull it up. Oh, my God. The jelly rolled on him, brother.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: He put the double eclair on somebody. That was his
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: finishing move, I think. The double eclair? Or I think
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: it was like the dirty. The double eclair. He put
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: something on somebody. He put the fucking crispy bear claw
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: on somebody, I think. Yeah, find out. He's got Randy Orton.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Just pull up a video, if you can, of Jelly
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Roll in the WWE. Oh, my God. Defeat Dirty Dom
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: in the Judgment Day. Oh, he'll put him in the
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: dirty aquarium.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Randy Orton as a kid I never got, but now
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I'm older and I'm like, he's so cool, man.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's just ADHD if it made a living. There's
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Jelly right there. What? Yeah. Look at the crowd going crazy, boy.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Damn good. That's a good push. Jelly put it on him, boy.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: He'll put him in that crispy wheelchair. Jelly pull up. Oof.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: He's got a nice mullet, too, that guy.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll and Orton. All right, move it forward some. Yeah,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I like that. Because it gets good, dude. Does he
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: get in the ring? Yeah. Oh, that's the Narcan Yam,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I think. Jelly Roll fucking... Oh, I thought he hit
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the guy. There was no part where he hit him.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: That's the double E clear.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Go to the.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: No, that was it. Oh, that's Jelly in MGK right there.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Look at that. He's got the steel chair. No shit.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: There he is. It's a lot of standing around waiting.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Look at this. Oh, there's a Miz, too.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: No.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Oh! Oh, Jelly hit him with the never floss. That's
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: a fantasy of mine. With the dirty pan.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll. That's a fantasy to get hit by a
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: chair by Jelly Roll? Yes, sir. Look at this. This
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: is where he puts him right here.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: No way!
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: He put them in the fucking crispy glue.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Yo!
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: He put them in that glue-close blender, homie. Fucking crisp,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: that baby boy. You got a lot of finisher names.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Jelly don't play, dude. Where's Jelly from, dude? Ben? Oh, shit! Yo,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: that's fire. Antioch, baby. Yep. He hit him with that
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: fucking Antioch injection right there. That Antioch insulin, baby. The
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Antioch Annihilator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fire. That's awesome. What's
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: your finisher? My finisher would probably be the... I would
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: hold somebody down and cry directly into their eyes. To
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: be honest. That's pretty good. It would be very primordial.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I think it would be very... Like, maybe.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: There would be ancient poets that would enjoy it. Everybody
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: else would be like, boo. What's going on? Or I'd
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: just cry in their mouth until they drowned. That would
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: be crazy. That's hard. That's very tough. What about you, man?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: What do you think? I don't know. Well, yours was
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome. I don't know if it was awesome, bro.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I've always had a concept for a wrestler that
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: doesn't touch anybody.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: He's just telepathic.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: So I think my move would be like, grab somebody
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: by the neck from across the ring.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: And slam them back. And then a string pulls them up. Exactly. Exactly. See,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: but there's no wrestler that does that, I don't think.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Not yet. I think that, exactly. Well, they put me
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: in the game. In the WWE game? Yes, sir. No way.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Do you have a code to get you?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I think I'm like five bucks. I don't know how
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: much I am. I'm worth about five bucks.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: No, dude, I heard that. Look at this stud, dude.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Bert and Ernie's $ 11, dude. So that seems a little... Wait,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: you could be burning Ernie? Shania Twain is $ 7. Wait,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: where are you getting this from? I'm just saying. Shania
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Twain would be a killer. That's true, yeah. Stomp, stomp.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: If she gets used, that is her finishing move. Oh,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: that's you right there.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Can we see it again?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, they put me up in the deal. Look
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: at that.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Look at him.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: He's handsome. Oh, he's very handsome, dude. Yeah, they.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: It was fun. They made me buff. My overall is 69.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: That's your overall? Yes, sir.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: All my stats are maxed out, but my overall still
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: says 69.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Fair, fair, fair. Yeah. It's pretty cool. I love that.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Were you a ladies' man when you were young or not?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Really? No, absolutely not. Do you remember the
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: first time you felt like a girl was interested in you? No. Yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I already had like a million bucks by that time. Oh,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you did? Yeah. And I was like, oh, no shit,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: this is how this works. Did you really feel that? Nah, yeah, man.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I remember I got stood up at homecoming. All my crushes,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: it never worked.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Out for me. Really?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: But I think that worked out for me in the
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: long run.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Because you could be a kid trying to get some cooch,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: but I was in my room.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Playing the getooch. You're like, I'll show you. Yes, I'll
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: get you one of these days. I'll show you. And
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: then the money came and it was awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: You know, that is funny. That's how this works. It
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: is kind of funny. Some of that is how it works.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, if you don't feel some ambiance from
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: women or if you don't feel like seen maybe in
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: the world or something, then you're like, well, I have
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: to make myself be seen more. Sure, yeah. And so
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you create more.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: And that comes, I guess, like it's kind of a
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: weird way of like, Oh, I want to express myself
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: more so I become more introverted learning how to do that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? So tell me a little
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: bit more. I'm hearing you, but tell me more. So
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I wanted to make music. Right. But the only way
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: to make music is to do it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: And so I just sat in my room with audacity
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: and played the guitar and wrote songs. And it's like
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I want people to hear my music, but the way
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I do that is learn as much.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: As I can. By myself, in my room. And then present. Exactly.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: It's an interesting thing. Like, taking the time to learn
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: a skill or become an outlier, I guess. Well, I
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: probably got 10,000 hours behind it, but, you know, it's
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: an interesting thing.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's something that part of people don't maybe,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they don't realize it, but, yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: there's a lot that goes into being good at something. Yes, sir.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Or you could just be naturally talented.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Which, fuck those dudes.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You know?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, if I saw six of those dudes, dude,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I'd fucking beat their– Beat them all? I'd beat all
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: six of them. That's what I'd do. What if they're
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: naturally talented at fighting? Oh, God, that's going to be
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: a long day. Even worse. Even worse. Yeah. I'd call
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the cops, dude, and the cops would never come. But still,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I would have called them. You know what I'm saying?
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: But I'll never say, hey, I'm going to call the
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: cops because that would end up on TikTok, right?
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Theo Vaughn calls cops on six naturally gifted fighters.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: So I would just be like, hey, hold on. Let
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: me check in with a friend of mine. I think
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: they're not feeling well today. So I would pretend low-key.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I would be like, help, cops, cops, cops. I'm ready
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: to go. Because you can text 911. Can you?
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Can you send them feet pics? Going back to this.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I hate doing this. I hate going back to it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: But it's just where my mind goes.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, you can text him. Dude, you can text 9-1-1. Anything.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I was at the Dustin Poirier-Max Holloway fight, and I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: remember texting 9-1-1. I'd never done it before. Something's going
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: to get beat up. Oh, I said, dear God, two
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: men are beating the shit out of each other in Atlanta.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: That's a waste of resources, Theovar. And they wrote back,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not even joking, what's good? No, they did not.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I swear to God. No, they did not. It's that
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: what's good.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: That's not good.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: ATL Felicia.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: No, they did not.
• 28:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: And it also, and they had a music, they put
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: a musical gift with it and it was Andre 3000
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: singing something. Sorry, Miss Jackson, I think. And I'm like,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: dear God, dude. That's not true. That's a lie. The
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: text isn't. They did not say what's good. They did. Okay.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: What's good slime. Okay. So they didn't say, I don't
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: remember what they said, but they did accept the text.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: But yeah, you can text 911. All right. I know
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing tonight. It's important to know, man. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: didn't know that. You just text 911? Yeah. That's it? Yeah,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you can text them like, hey, I need some help
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: or something. And then I guess they probably hopefully would
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: have the location. I don't know if that helps or not. Well,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I guess it makes sense, right?
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Because if you're like in a situation where it's almost
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: like a blink twice if you need help type deal,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: you'd be.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm going to.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Because you remember there was a story about a lady
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: saying like she was getting abused in her home and
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: she was like he was like, order a pizza or whatever.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: And she like texted 911 or called like, or called
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: it and was like, disguised the call for distress as
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: like ordering a pizza or something.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Like I need, hey, I need a medium pepperoni. I
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: need four. strong pepperonis. I've made that call before. Put
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: a gun and a bayonet on each one, please. Of
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: the pepperoni. If those pies have gone through boot camp,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: that would be great as well. Pies carry glocks.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I'd like to know. This is glockenspiel's pizza.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Is this true? Is this, did I make this up
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: or no?
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: That's the story. Let's see it. Let's see it, Benny boy.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: This story.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I would like to order a pizza at... You called
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: 911 to order a pizza?
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Uh, yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: Apartment....
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: This is the wrong number to call for a pizza. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: You're not.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I'm getting you now. In his 14 years of service,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: this is a call. Yeah, what a stud. What a
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: stud for picking it up.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised he stayed on that long, right?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I'd like to order a pizza. Well, you know, probably
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: get banged on, right? You know, he's a stud.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I need a large pizza. Two large pizzas. Do you
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: need medical?
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: No.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: What, pepperoni? It's so good.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: It's like fucking so slick. Yeah, that's killer. But it
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: makes sense to text 911. It does make sense now
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: that I think about it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And it's good for people to know, man. I think
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of people probably don't know that. And so, yeah,
• 31:05
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• 31:11
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  Speaker 1: you're going out on tour with a new album, right?
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  Speaker 4: Wow. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And do you feel like, are you going to all
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  Speaker 1: the same markets? I think so. Yeah. I go where
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: they tell me.
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  Speaker 10: Right.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: International as well? Probably afterwards. Yes, sir. Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Tour is, is a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 3: It's just, you know, I got my two year old
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: now and it's hard being away from home for months,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: but I love.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Playing music and seeing people sing these songs.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: It's so cool, man. You never know if that's like
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: their one thing of the year, you know? And that's
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: why I like, I've only missed a handful of shows,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: and that kind of drives me nuts when artists miss shows,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: And I know there's.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Reasons oftentimes, but it's like, this could be their one
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: thing of the year. And I just want to go
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: and kick ass for people who, they're willing to spend
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: their hard-earned fucking money to come and see this piece
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: of shit. Yeah. So I'm like, I want to bust
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: my ass for everyone. So I'm pumped, man.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. And who's going to be on
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: the tour with you? Do you know? Will it change?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: What is that like? That's a great question. Openers right now,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: we're figuring it out. You're figuring it out? That's the
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: way it goes. What's the process? Just finding who's right,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: And I'm terrible. I'm a procrastinator. So, like, I wait
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: till the last minute to do things, which.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Was the definition of procrastinator. I didn't need to say
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: that last part. Some people didn't know. Some people are like, damn,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: he's a procrastinator.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: What?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? He's been to space? That's five syllables.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: That's it. Well, I didn't know you could do that
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: in front of people. Some people think, yeah, like, what
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: do you mean? Oh, he's a procreate? He dates men? Like,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: what does it mean? What does this all mean? Yeah,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I think some people don't know, dude. He eats mud.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah. No, I'm glad you sounded it out. Yeah,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I had to. Absolutely.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but every school project, it was the night before.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, same.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So it's like a school project kind of
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: for me. And there's so many great options, and that's
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: why I just want, you know, that's my excuse.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: There's so many great options.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I just want to make it right, you know. Yeah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: And will you change them up? Do you think you
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: can alternate some of them off?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we were kind of thinking of is
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: having like.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: That's a great idea.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Either like local acts start, which I love. I love
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: doing that. And then, you know, either like take it
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: in like quadrants or quarters, you know, and have, you know,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: different artists who are available come out and open up.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: And I think that's fun, you know, and that kind
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: of encourages people if they want to, if they love that.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: person to come to a show, even if they don't
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: like me. And maybe then they will, you know what
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I mean? It's just like, you know, I just want
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: people to have a great time, you know, and just
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: come out and have fun.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: So it feels like that, man. I felt like that
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: last night, like a lot of your energy is very
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: like gratuitous. You're like just thanking people for coming. And,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: you know, you feel a lot of like, um, indebted
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: almost in a way. Absolutely. I, there is so many,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: it's not like, I don't know. Yes, sir. But, um,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: You can feel like, oh, this guy, he really, he
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: feels that we're here and that we've come to see him.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like, for me, I know there's so many
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: much more talented people. Like, fuck those naturally talented people
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: that are just so awesome at everything.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Justin Bieber, I'm talking about. Yeah, I'll name him right now.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber. John Mayer. Sure. Ric Flair. Okay. Okay.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Lil Debbie. Okay, yeah, absolutely, yep. That cake bitch. People
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: call her on Reddit, and I didn't say it. And
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: who else, probably?
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Count of three. Jesus Christ. Oh, damn, dude. Close. Same.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: We'll add them both. Fuck Paddington Bear. Okay. Okay, so
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Paddington's out. I love all of you, by the way.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just fucking around. Paddington's a fictional character. Jesus isn't.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: we'll put him in there so.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Jesus isn't Biebs is very much real though yeah Biebs
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: is real and Ric Flair I love both of you
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: so much but yeah you know it's like people could
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: be anywhere in the world and it is true oh
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: yeah and it is true and they spent their time
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: hanging with me and that means the fucking world to
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: me you.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean Oh, that's what feels the toughest
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: sometimes when you have a show that's kind of, you
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: feel like, oh, it maybe didn't. And sometimes it's the
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: acoustics or sometimes it's the way that the venue is shaped.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: It's like you don't even know. That's the toughest thing sometimes. Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Like you're playing in a hockey rink and you're like, well,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: this is not even built for this. Right. We're trying
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: to make it this. We're all doing our best. And
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: maybe you just feel like, what if they don't know that? Right.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: And at rehearsals, too, I didn't realize how steep it was.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: It's so steep going up.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Where at? Like at the Opry.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: It's just like there's people all the way up here.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: And at rehearsals, I didn't even see that because that
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: like wasn't lit.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: My God. But maybe it was lit and I just
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention. Yeah, maybe you were lit. But I
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: came in and yeah, absolutely. Well, absolutely. That's a given.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: But I walked out and I was like, oh shit,
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: there's a lot of folks here.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: This is crazy. I think it seats 5,000 people. It's
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: so cool. It's so cool, man. It was magical, man.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: We sat next to... There was a Japanese family, and
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I'm paraphrasing because they may or may not have been Japanese,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: but they were near Japan or semi-near. Okay. And they
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: were enjoying. It was unbelievable. Cool. I was like, wow.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I'm at the Grand Ole Opry, and I'm with a
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Japanese family enjoying Post Malone. It was awesome. It's pretty good.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You can't write it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: It felt good.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. What's your kiddo like? I don't know if I.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: She's a stud. Oh, it's a baby. It's a girl. Oh, sweet.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: She's a stud. She was there last night. She was?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You saw her. She's about 6'4. Oh, dang.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Just massive. She might have dunked on you. That's her thing.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: She loves dunking on people.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: That's a big deal? She's probably two feet tall. Oh, yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: She's so cool, man.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: It changes everything.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: It's so bitchin'. Were you there when she was born?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I pulled her out of the coochie.
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: No, you didn't.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did. They let me bring my katana in.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: What kind of shoes did you wear? Closed-toed, obviously. I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: didn't notice anybody. Closed-toed shoes. I think that's what God wanted.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to. Well, it's like science class because
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: you're figuring this shit out. It's like whenever you had
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: an Erlenmeyer flask or whatever, you're like, I don't fucking
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: know what the hell's going on. Closed-toed shoes, no flammable clothing,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: and hair tied back.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Anybody that wears open-toed shoes to their child's birthday? is obviously,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: first of all, a Jimmy Buffett fan. Well, fuck yeah. Well,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: that's the one exception.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I think Jimmy Buffett could wear thongs to the child's birth,
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Well, what are you supposed to wear? I don't know
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to wear. It makes sense to wear, like,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: a suit, right? It makes sense to dress up. Yeah, like, ahem, yeah. Exactly.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Living on umbilical fluid. I like fucking, yeah. Step on
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: a pop top. That's crazy, yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: It makes sense also, it'd be cool to prank the
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: shit out of your kid, doesn't know anything, and just
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: wear full camo. Balaclava, everything, just full Realtree or fucking multicam, anything.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: And she can't see you. She thinks she's floating. And
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: everyone else does too.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: And then years later there's a game show, it's a
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: big reveal. Exactly. Or, yeah, you wear camo your whole life.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: And then it's like, who is my father? Whoop, there
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: it is. There he is, my dad. Or she picks
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Willie from Duck Dynasty. And you're like, oh, damn. Yeah, cool. Fuck,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I wish Willie from, no, I don't. I love my
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: dad so much.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: But if I had two dads, it would be Willie
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: and my dad.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: And Willie Robertson is so funny, dude. What a stud, man. Bro,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: he's one of the funniest guys. Yeah, and Psy. Uncle
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Psy was a gangster, dude. Yeah, boy. Uncle Sal is
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: a savage, dude. I love that, man. I forgot about
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: that show. A lot of people have. That show was huge. Huge.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: So crazy. Good for them, dude. People were doing duck calls.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: People were, yeah, what's it like? I don't have any
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: children yet. I want to have some children, I think,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: but I just got to get a wife and stuff,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: and I've just been working so much. Was it hard
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: to make the choice to have a child? No. I've
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: been horny for a long time. Yeah.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: I've always wanted to be a dad and for a
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: long time I always told myself like when I was
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: younger and going through shit like you know coming up
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: when I was like you know 20, 21, 22 and
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: all that I was like oh I need a kid
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: but that was to like for a selfish reason it
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: was to fill something that I felt like I was
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: missing but at one point I was like I want
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: to create a fucking awesome life and create life. And
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: whenever I realized that it wasn't for a selfish reason,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: then I was like, let's fucking do it.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: And then I made a baby with my jizz. And
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: it's fucking awesome. It's cool. Is it? It's so cool. Like, oh,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I was saying, I pulled her right out. No way
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: you did. By the head, I did. I got... And
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: they let you do it? There's not somebody there? Is
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: there a lifeguard or something? Well, I don't know. My
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: doctor was such a baller.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: He was?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's... It's gotta be. Would you
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: meet him on the app or whatever? Yeah, well, she was...
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: What app? I don't know. I'm just joking. The app.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: It sounds like my doctor was such a baller. I'm like,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: where did you guys meet? I met her on WikiFeet, actually.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: She had a 4.8, and I was like, this is
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: good enough.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, my bad.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: But you couldn't see it because of the shoe rule.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: The closed-toed... You can't wear open-toed shoes. But... She was like, sorry,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm joking too much. At one time she looked at
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: me and she goes scrub up. And I'm like, ah, what?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: And fucking I did. And then I grabbed her head
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: and I pulled her out. And how, and so I'm
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: trying to equate the, like how hard did it feel
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: like it had pulled tough or was easy?
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: You gotta pull hard, scary hard because babies are really floppy,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: you know, floppy and malleable, pure gold.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Uh, one of the most malleable metals. Um, You can
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: make gold out of anything I've heard. Is that true?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I heard that on a Joe Rogan podcast.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Without me. Is that what he said? No, I remember
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you and him talking about that. Actually, it's so crazy.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: That hit my head. What did I say? I don't
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: remember what happened. I just remember, yeah, you guys were
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: joking around about it. It makes sense. Yeah, it was perfect. Well,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I did make gold out of anything. If you, call
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: jizz anything. Am I right? That's a good point. And
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: if you call your daughter gold, which you do. Exactly.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I call her. That's her name. That's awesome. Yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: And she's like, scrub up. Pulled her out. Pulled her hard.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Because you're scared you don't want to break them. Right.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: That's the thing. And where do you pull? Do you
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: pull from under the arms? Do you? Right on the
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: head at first.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: No.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Then under the arms. Like one of those crazy chiropractors.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Have you seen those guys? Oh, my God. Have you
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: seen that one dude? It's like a fucking Mortal Kombat fatality.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no way you pay to get fatality by
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: this fucking dude.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: And it in Encino. Have you seen Brother Neck Magic?
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'd like to. Can you pull up
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: some Brother Neck Magic?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Pull up some Brother Neck Magic if you can real quick.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: There you go. Let's see that. It might be it.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Crazy chiropractic adjustment. This sounds like a fucking mixtape from
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: a crazy chiropractic neck pain adjustment.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: This is fire. Dude, how there isn't... slide on this
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: lady's neck when.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Does he pull her spine out like with her skull attached.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: This lady's never gonna be able to read again.
• 47:26
  Speaker 11: Dude fuck she's dead I saw that do the one where.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: They put the um wakeboarding rope up to the neck
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: or whatever that's the crazy one dude And I think
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: they do that down in Orlando during the wakeboarding championships
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, deep y-strap adjustment. Bro, have you been
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: involved in this? If your kid ends up doing this,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: that's going to be full circle, bro. Yeah, get to
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the big pull at the end where they pull. Look
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: at that. Yeah, where the lady tells all her secrets
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: right after. Oops, sorry. Lay your head back down.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: You should have, like, cowboy chiropractors just rope you and fucking.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: And then you're like, all right, you're good. Go home.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Look at this. This is insane.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Obviously. So you didn't use this. Use the hands, huh?
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Use my bare hands with gloves. Nitrile gloves. I think
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: they were five millimeters.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Do it okay? Okay. So we'll do our 30-second... You
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: know about gloves. I don't got a fixture.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Hold on. We'll do our tug, okay?
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: There you go. Get up to there. Yeah, that most replays. Oh,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck, dude. It's a lot. It's more pops.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: So when you get her out, what do you guys
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: do then?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Who gets.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Is your... And is the mom awake during this? Yes, sir.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 48:48
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  Speaker 1: I've been to a chiropractor and I always tell them,
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  Speaker 3: That's the first thing you say. So you do not
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  Speaker 3: have consent to touch me.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: And then it's kind of like the WWE guy, the telekinetic.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: That'd be your thing. You don't have consent. Well, I'll
• 52:23
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• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You can just fucking like, that's kind of a thing. Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised no one's done it yet. It'll happen soon, man. Well,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: it's like, uh, Reiki? What do they call that stuff? Reiki? Yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: that energy healing. If you go to Maui, people offer that.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't tried it. Have you tried it? People are like,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I'll do Reiki. I'll sell you dope. There's like... Just.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: The dude by the beach. He's like, I'll sell you
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  Speaker 3: a bracelet, weed, and do some Reiki on you right now.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: He's like, for $ 40. Fuck, dude. It's a package. $ 40 large. Yeah,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: $ 40 large, homie. You're like, I'm in for $ 44, 000. Think
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: of all the Reiki you could get. Yeah, that'd be
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of Reiki, dude. Your single with Morgan already went,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: it's to the moon, dude. When you sang that last night.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I had some of that. It's a lot of words.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: People loved it. How long did it take to shoot
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: the video? Where did you guys shoot that at? We
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: shot that in a day near Stagecoach.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: So we were doing Stagecoach the day after, I think.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: And Morgan had some time and we had time and
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: we just got together and I think the last time
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: that flag was used was.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Like a Joe Biden's inauguration. No way. That's what they
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: were saying. The flag was huge. I've never seen anything
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: like it. It was dope. Some of those shots, you
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: can see it was really cool. Morgan's so funny, dude.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: He's amazing. Who wrote the song? Did you guys write
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: it together or did you guys? Yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Um, we wrote it together. We cut another song too. Um,
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: I think I did. I think I remember doing a verse.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: It's one of those long nights, but, um, It was,
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: that song's awesome too.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Is it out yet or no? No, sir. Okay.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know if he's going to do anything with it,
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: but the song, I remember it being awesome. Also, I
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: was having a lot of fun. Yeah. But yeah, we
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: were just all together and Cheese was there and it
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: was just killer.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I love writing songs.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: With my buddies.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: And that's like, you go and you look at the
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: writers on each of these songs on the record is
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: because it's not like, there's a lot of motherfuckers on
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: every song.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: And because like, I've never been here. I don't know.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Like before, before months ago. Yes, sir. Yeah.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Before like six, seven months ago, like I'd never worked here. And, um,
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't know it was like a nine to five
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: kind of deal, but we would go to the studio
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: like seven PM and stay till like four in the morning.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: And we will just hang out and have some beers
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: and smoke and laugh. And that's, I think like, Like
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I said earlier, you know, that's just how songs get made.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, that's a song. Let's build around it.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: And then someone comes in with the next line and
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, that's fucking killing.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: And you just keep going. And it snowballs into a song,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: you know. I knew during the pandemic, I remember telling
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: people like, hey, Morgan is the next Elvis Presley. Like,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: do you guys realize, like, he had a trainer and
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: one of his trainers is now also works security with him. Yes, sir.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: And so we would go train with the guy and
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: he and I would go out on, I think it
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: was like 17th or 18th Street in Nashville and be
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: doing like reps out there and like walking up hills
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: with the weights and stuff. And it was like now
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: he could never do that.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: But then we'd be out there just doing our reps
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. It was me, him, sometimes Earn.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: You didn't bring Earn out a whole bunch, huh? Earn
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: came out sparingly. But he came out rather. Love you. Yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: He came out sparingly, but he came out and yeah.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, I was like, I was,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I remember telling my friends like he's the next Elvis Presley.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's the bet that he'll be go
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: down as like the greatest country artist of all time?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I have a little bias. I love Hank senior.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: He, Hank senior for me will always be my favorite
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Hank and Johnny. And he's, definitely the most massive it's
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: just unprecedented you know what I mean like and I
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: he has such a great heart you know he gets
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: in a little trouble he's got such a great heart
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: man and I love that dude to death and I
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: don't think that he won't be.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: You know the biggest.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Artist of all time maybe you know what I mean
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: like it's like at the trajectory it's fucking insane it
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: really is insane Yeah.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, every one of his, so many of the
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: songs are, the craziest thing about Morgan, I'll be around
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Morgan and I'll just start singing one of his songs
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: because it's stuck in my head.
• 57:01
  Speaker 9: And then you feel like a weirdo. But then you're like, oh,
• 57:04
  Speaker 9: I can't sing that song. What you got to do
• 57:06
  Speaker 9: is change the lyrics and then tell him you wrote it.
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: And then he might use it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see what you're saying.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you get songwriting credits, you know what
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I mean? Look at that shit, man.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Morgan Wallen matches Adele and Elvis with another week at
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: number one. And what does that mean when they say
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: they match? This is an article here in Forbes. Morgan
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Wallen leads the Billboard 200 charts this week with his
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: blockbuster release, One Thing at a Time, as the country
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: star earns another turn at number one. His set joins
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: an exclusive club and helps a singer match an impressive
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: feat that's only been managed by a handful of the
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: biggest names in music history. It's insane. It's insane.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: No, it's bigger than fucking life.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Like in Australia. Even in Australia and UK, everything. It's insane.
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I think he has his trial for throwing that thing
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: off the building or whatever. What's that? What thing? Yeah,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: we don't have to go into it. I hear there's
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: a sign now. Oh, that says about the chair that
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you can't throw a chair? Yeah, it's like, don't even try.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: You're not Morgan or something. That's what I heard.
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I heard. That there's a sign that
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: says don't throw anything off this building? You're not Morgan.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Verbatim is what I heard. I haven't seen it. I
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: haven't been into Eric's bar. I'm trying to think what
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I would throw off a building, dude. Oh, dude, you
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: know what I would throw off a building? I would
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: throw a replica of the building off the building. That's fire.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Because if somebody's like, hey, I just got hit by
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: that building. And then the officer would be like, what
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Like, yeah, I just got hit
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: by a really small building of that building. And the
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: officer would be like, you're going to jail. You're on drugs.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: To the other officer?
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool. Like I said, there's a random stranger walking
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: down the street. And I throw like a replica of
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: like a, I mean like a state capitol. I'm up
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: there at the top, 200 stories up. I throw that
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: bitch off. And it's a replica of the building that
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I'm in. Okay. it hits somebody like oh shit dude
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: drop my fucking five guys you know and they tell
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: the police hey somebody just threw that building at.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Me now there's a couple things that you can't get
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: in trouble for throwing off of a building what if
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: it's a brick building bricks yeah cause you'd be like
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: oh it's going down or it's just age you know
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: and also bird shit you can throw as much bird
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: shit off of a building as you want because who's
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: gonna prove it that you did it who's gonna prove
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: that you did it oh you saying I'm a bird oh.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: You saying I'm throwing bird shit on people down there
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Prove it. What about the birds? Exactly. What's another thing
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you could throw off the roof of a building? Oh,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: a little meteor. Yeah, a little meteor rock. A piece
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: of gibbous meteor. Yeah, a little meteor, dude. Just throw
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: pieces of a meteor off the roof. Whatever, man. Free Morgan, dude.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Nobody got hit. Maybe a free.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: Morgan, man.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, dude. Dude, did you ever get
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: to meet Elvis Presley or anything like that? Yep. Did
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: you really? No. I was born in 1995.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: And when was Elvis dead? That's a good question. Have
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: you been to Graceland? It's amazing. I jumped in the pool.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Why? They let me. Nuh-uh. Was it after hours or something?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: It was for, I think, a New Year's thing. And
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: he died 77. You're way off, Theovarne.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: My bad, dude. My bad.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Well, it's crazy, yeah. But, like, we did that deal.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: I played Devil in Disguise, and they let me jump
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: in the pool.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Wow. It was amazing. I love Elvis Presley.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: It was so cool. It's now or never. Yeah, his
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Christmas stuff, man. Dude, the craziest thing about Graceland, I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: didn't know he's buried there. I didn't know that either.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: So we're going on the tour and we're like, this
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: is a lamp and stuff. This is where Elvis used
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: to hug his wife and kiss his mama. You had
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: a cool tour guide. This guy, he's a pervert. He
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: said kiss his mama about 40 times in a row.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, and kiss his mama. Like, and he
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: would kiss his mama. What was his name? Huh? What
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: was his name? I think his name, it was kind
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: of like this. It was like a redneck sort of
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Native American. I think his name was like Featherbed or something.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: And he was like, he, he, and then, and like,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: what are you? And people, and there's some old women
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: that are like, and I'm like, and he's like, he, he,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, why is that guy's lips all wet?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: What's up with this dude, right? And there's no manager there.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: You're just stuck with whoever the tour guide is, dude,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you know? He wasn't even a guide. He was just
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: a guy. He just came. Oh, feather bed. Uh, but
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: then we get out the back and like, you guys
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: want to go smoke, you can go out there. So
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: there's people out there and I'm vaping and his grave
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: is right. I'm like, wait, he's buried here. I did
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: not know that. Yeah. It blew my mind. I didn't
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: know that.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a beautiful, beautiful place. And it's like crazy.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Like you, they say, I didn't get to go up
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: in the room.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: It was late.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Uh, but they say nothing's been touched in the room,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: in his bedroom. And, Like his slippers are still there
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: and everything like that.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Crazy.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: The museum part of it, like where you can go
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: in and see like the books he was reading and
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: everything like that, like the JFK assassination book that he
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: was reading.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Like that's the last book he was reading. Like crazy. Yeah,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: it's pretty cool. So he was kind of a conspiracy guy. Yeah,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: you think? Maybe.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's the conspiracy itself.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe there is no conspiracy. He liked to kiss his mama.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 10: He did like to kiss his mama.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, we understand. There's like a tour group of
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: four people like, what's up with this dude?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: He liked to kiss his mama.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I like Featherbed. He sounds cool. Yeah, old Featherbed. What
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: was your mom like, dude? Is your mom a cool lady?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Because you have a stepmom, right? Yes, sir. And do
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: you have a real mom, too? Yes, sir.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Yep. Because some people are adopted. I don't know if
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: you had.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: A real mom.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. Yeah. My mom's name's Nicole. Oh, that's a
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: nice name. It's a lovely name. It's my mom's name.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Stepmom's name is Jody. Oh, that's a nice name, too.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you. It's my stepmom's name. My mom's name is Gina.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful name. You know what name I like? Emmylou.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I think that's a pretty name.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: You don't like it? No, I did. I liked it.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: At first, I was like... But then I was like, yeah,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Amy Lou. I like it.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: What name do you like for your daughter? I kind
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: of like Moira. Moira's a beautiful name. That's a Magic
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: the Gathering name.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: You play Magic the Gathering?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Moira. No, no, no. We play, what do we play?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Sometimes gin, rummy, or whatever. But we never done anything.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: We've never gotten crazy with that. One time my uncle
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: was on weed or whatever and we played it. That
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: was about as Magic the Gathering as we got. So
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: it's more just gin, yeah. Yeah, just not as much rummy. Yeah.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: A lot of gin. Yeah, my ex-girlfriend Megan and me
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: and her family used to play some sort of rummy.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: You like the name Megan? I do like the name Megan, actually.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: It's a little aggressive. Yeah. But I think sometimes women
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: might need aggression, you know?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: So I think, yeah, I like Moira, Megan. I like Moira.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: You like Em stuff. Emmylou's good, though. That's Em, essentially.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Amy Lou seems to be the rogue agent of those three.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: She sounds like a hard ass. I thought about that
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: last night. I also like the name Lou Ellen. Sounds
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: like an elf name.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Like an elf? From Lord of the Rings. Right?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: You could imagine Aragon going to meet with Lou Ellen.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: No country for old men. Maybe at a Love's truck stop.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: When Aragon goes to the Love's. Aragon at the Mapco
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: is fucking....
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: He's got to pick up some fucking sick shades.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: He just goes to the battle of Twin Towers and just.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: Says, He's got a t-shirt that says, Get your motor
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: running on it. He's got a big Peterbilt fucking... Goes.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Fucks up some orcs, dude. Killer. I love that. We
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: were talking about moms. I don't know how that happened.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I was just curious. I didn't know if, like, yeah,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I was just, I guess I was just wondering where
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: do you get your influence to be? Like, I think
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: when I was a kid, I always wanted my mom
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: to see me, you know? And so it made me
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: like want to, I think even at the time, if
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I wasn't like, I remember my mom, sometimes like if we,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: if we were, had misbehaved, we'd have to go downstairs
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: and perform for my mom so we could get out
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: of punishment. Right. And I think a lot of kids
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: have had to do that. It wasn't like a set thing,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: but it was like we tried to be like, all right,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: we got to do something for mom. Mom's smart. She's hardworking.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Let's don't waste her time. Let's make a 120-second play.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? It's like Shark Tank. It's
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Shakespeare meets Reservoir Dogs. We're going to go in there,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: and my two little sisters are like, what's happening? And
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, shut up. memorize your lines and get the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: fuck in there, dude, and put the bra on, dude.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: And they're like, we're children. And I'm like, it doesn't matter, dude.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: The rules are the rules. And so we would go
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: in there and we would try to make the play
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: and I would try to be the director and one
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: of the actors and it was just a nightmare or whatever.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: But sometimes my mom would have so much fun out
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: of it that she would be like, okay, I'll let
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: you watch TV for half an hour. Or you wouldn't
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: get in trouble. Right, it would be excused. Or sometimes
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: she would say, you guys are the fucking... She's like,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: this is why I don't go see shows in this area,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: and you guys need to go to bed. But that
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: was fair, because we were already in trouble. What was
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: your biggest hit, you think? We did this sort of like,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: it was kind of like Boy Meets World thing. kind
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: of like a Paw Patrol mashup, right? And it was,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: some people would say it's nothing. Whatever. We thought so
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: much of it. We thought so much of it. And
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: one of the animals got fleas. We had a small
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Dalmatian that got fleas, played by my sister. And she
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: dies immediately, right? In the first 40 seconds. And then
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: the last 120 seconds, there's a mourning and a small wedding. Yeah. Okay.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Like a small family and friends type thing. Not like
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: nothing big.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Right. To go from death to fucking, yeah. Life.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Well, essentially, you know, like the creation of life.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: And so stuff like that, yeah. So I think there
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: was some things my mom appreciated about it. But yeah,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I was just wondering, like, where do you get your
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: idea that you wanted to be seen in the world,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you know? And maybe that never happened to you. Maybe
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: you're just having fun and you're like, I'm having fun.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Well, whenever she let me out of... We had a
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: little two-by-two kind of room. It had all these locks
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: on it. So whenever she sent me a piece of
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: cheese with a Post-it note that said, come on out,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: I want to hang out, I was so pumped.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: You can believe how pumped I was. Oh, I can imagine, dude. Oh,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: and that fucking craft single.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: A raw craft single with the Post-it on the front
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 7: that says, come out.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: And I was so pumped. No, you know, I don't know.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: She's always loved me so much. All my parents have.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: And I'm so, you know, lucky to have such supportive parents. And,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: you know, it's awesome, too. They got me into music
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: like my mom. and my grandma my grandma would be
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: flipping up you know seeing me play the fucking Opry
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: and my dad he was a wedding DJ and he
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: loved metal and hip hop and all that and it's
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: just everything together gave me the appreciation of just music
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: in general. Like, you know, I'm a believer that, like,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: you know, it doesn't, everything doesn't need to be super pigeonholed.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: There's f * * * ing.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Beauty and love in every piece of music. And that's
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: why you listen to f * * * ing everything.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: And that's the best part about it, you know? It's just,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: you know, oh, I feel like f * * *
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: ing this today. I feel like this today. You know,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: and it's the best, you know?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I think that's the best thing about being your own
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: DJ is you get to, like, you know, I want
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: to play this, I want to play this, and I'm
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: going to play this, you know? That's what I feel
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: like you are in a lot of ways, in some ways,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: and I don't mean that in any weird way, but
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're not America's DJ, but you're like...
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: That's cool. That's cool. Say that. You're America's DJ in
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: a weird way. I mean, you're born on the 4th
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: of July. That's true. That's true. I mean, what else
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: are we asking for, guys? What the hell's going on?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I'm America's DJ. But it's like, I think people find
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: so much joy through you, you know? Does that feel
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: like a lot of pressure? Because... Everybody loves you, you know?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Not necessarily true. That's true. You're right. Maybe that's a
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: weird question, man. I'm sorry to say it. That's kind
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: of weird. What's that? No, not at all. But people,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think people relate to you for
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: some reason. And I don't even know if it's always
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: because of music. Yeah, it's just, dude. I think people
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: relate to somebody trying to be themselves. Yes, sir. And
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: find themselves. through a medium, whether it be music or
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: art or dance or affection. I don't know. I guess
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: some of it is judgment. I don't mean it that way.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I think it's more me trying to explore you because
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I think that it's an interesting thing.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: Well, no. I think people appreciate and can relate to.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Being yourself.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: And that's like, that's what everyone wants to do.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: It's hard for us. It is hard. It's terrible now.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: You know, it's like, there's so many societal pressures.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: And then with the, with the pickup of social media
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: and how it just moves at a hundred miles a minute.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: We talked about this a little bit earlier, but it's
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: just a hundred miles a minute. And you can't like,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: you don't have time to.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Even if you, this is who you are.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: You're going to, I feel the pressure to go with
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: the next thing.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It's like, I, that's why
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I feel bad.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: Like there's some of these kids that are just, you know,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: super immersed in social media and because it's a crazy
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: fucking place.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: And I'm having this like debate with myself. It's like, Oh,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: like when do I let my daughter have a account
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: and shit? And even less like a, like a, uh, smartphone.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I'm happy with her running around with one of those, like,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: what are they called?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: Like ladybug phones or whatever that has like your mom's number,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: your dad's number, all this shit.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I think it's a T-Mobile sidekick or whatever. The alias too,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: or whatever, where it went like this. Um, or dude,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: what if your daughter had like one of those CB radios?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Like you actually gave her one in her crib or whatever, or,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: you know, or whatever crib she has at two and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: a half years old, if she's still in there and
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: that's fine. And I say, Hey, keep mental seven. But
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: what if she had in there, she's just sitting in
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: her crib and she's like, break her, break her. Well,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: we take certification very seriously.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: So once she could pass the cert class, then we can.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Get her the CB. I don't want her fucking wild
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: rogue on the airwaves, man. You're right. We don't need that. Hey,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: this is full diaper to gray squirrel. You remember that song?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Full diaper to gray squirrel. Come back, gray squirrel. Come
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: pick me up. What are you doing? You remember that song?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: How great would that be? It was about a teddy bear.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: And it was about this kid and his dad had
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: passed or something. And he got a hold of his
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: CB radio and was just like, hey, I want to
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: be a truck driver one day.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I love everything.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: And then they all come and take him for a
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: ride in their truck and stuff like that.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: It's a really sweet thing.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: It was a song?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I would be tempted to call the police or report
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: him at least because I know for a fact he's
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: not certified. So it's a very sweet song. But I
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: don't want to do that, but I have to.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: You understand. Hey, rules are rules. Oh, dude, you're so fucked.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: You're going to be getting a big fine. I've laughed
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: at a long time. Rules are rules, dude. Dude, what
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: do you think, if you met an alien, right, what
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: song would you play for them, right? This is a
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: big question. So say aliens come, we send you to
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: meet them, and they're like, send me?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Me? Dude, it's out of you, the rock, and probably
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: a diversity hire, okay? Okay. Because some people don't consider
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: the rock diverse anymore. So yeah, it's out of you.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit of a show me what you got.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: So, and what song do you play for the aliens?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Because it's gotta be a banger because if the first
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: one isn't a banger, it's going to be a rap dude. Shit. Um,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: when them pigs try to spit at you, drop it
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: like it's all that's fire.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: No, that's fire. Um, I think it'd probably be fireball people. Ooh,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: get them like ready to go.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: Mr.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: 305. No problem. Get them ready to fucking go. Like, Hey,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go. How does that song go? Uh, Fireball.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I've heard that. I was at a dinner a couple
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: months ago, and Pitbull plays, right? And we're standing.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: There in the audience.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: And I think it's me and like, you can't play
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Pitbull at dinner. Well, that's what I thought. And Pitbull's
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: on and we're like, how do we know this is
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: a real Pitbull? Like this, there could be 30 Pitbulls
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: playing around America. He went to perform. There was a,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: it was Pitbull. Pitbull they said was playing. But then
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: we looked at the guy and we're like, this could
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: be any Uber driver. You never get closeup shots of Pitbull.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: And he's always got big glasses.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: He was always like, dude, there could be seven Pitbulls
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: playing right now.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: It's just like birds aren't real. Maybe fucking Pitbull ain't real.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Pitbull ain't real.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: First of all, pull up that picture right there in
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: the middle, right above, right there. This is any Uber driver.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: I don't see that. Right, and that's me saying it.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: You don't have to say it, and that's fine, dude.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: But yeah. Oh, no, I don't see these.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Kind of.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Is that Pitbull on the right? Who knows? Maybe. Look
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: at that. Nobody knows if it's Pitbull. Is that a mugshot? Wait,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: go back to this one. Is that a mugshot? That's
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: a mugshot. Because if that's a mugshot, that's the hardest
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: mugshot of all time. That's not Pitbull. That's Jeff Bezos,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: of course. Let's see right there. It could have been anybody.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: It could be Pitbull. It could be Wamaraner.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: How about Jeff Bezos getting down? Look at the heart glasses.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Where is he here? What festival is this? Bro, he's
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: delivering packages. You feel me?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: You dig?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. That guy, dude. My friend told
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: me that he can bust big loads, dude. I made
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: that up. I made that up. My buddy told me
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: he busts fat nuts. My buddy told me he can
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: big busts. You're on the Elvis tour and Featherbed comes and.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 10: Says, did you hear about Jeff Bezos? He's busting fat nuts.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 10: They call him Jeff Bustzos. I've been kissing your mother.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: And this is where Elvis used to kiss his mom.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Overnight delivery. Can't decide what's going on. Can't decide. What
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: are we talking about? Who knows? What does this show about?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, dude. You were saying, I'm so sorry, you
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: were saying, it could be nine-year-old out of your wife's vagina. Exactly.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Let's get back. So anyways, you got a stepmom. I
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: like this Jeff Bezos, though, I'll say. Well, I'll say this.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: The guy's incredible. He's obviously an incredible businessman. Well, like
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: this version.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Like, whatever he's up to. He's an amazing. I can't
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: even believe.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Amazon is going to, like, it's going to probably be
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: very dystopian.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: It's going to be scary, I think. What does dystopian mean? Like,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: kind of like Orwellian. Okay, so, like, foreign, mystical, spacey? Exactly.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I think that's verbatim the definition. I just think it's
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: very thought police-y. There you go. Okay, here we go. Dystopian,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: relating to or denoting an imagined state of society where
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: there is great suffering or injustice, the dystopian future of
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: a society bereft of reason. And then the noun is
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: a person who imagines or foresees a state or society
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: where there's great suffering or injustice.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: So it's like, I think with all the drones... Like
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: you now, we were just in San Francisco and our
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: driver got cut off by a self-driving car.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: No. And you can't even cuss him out. And how
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: do you go home to your wife after that? Exactly.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: It's just like you've seen the Tim Robinson show. He's
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: so funny, isn't he? He's so funny.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: But there's the one where he goes to a magic
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: show with his wife, and the magician brings him up
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: on stage and just makes fun of his suit or whatever,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: and they go home, and his wife's laying there.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: He embarrassed you and she like.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: They get divorced all this shit because the magician on
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: stage made fun of his suit and just like made
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: jokes but um yeah caught off by a self-driving car
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: 100 and it gets to this point to where it's
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: like all humanity is lost and now even with social
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: media it's like It's very thought police-y and we police
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: each other. Even that voluntarily, voluntarily is what we do.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: And then now everything is heard and seen and everything.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: So it's just like, I can't tell you how many
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: times I've been on my phone and thought about something.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: And then the next time I Google something, it comes up.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't even say it out loud.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: It's just there.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Like I was thinking like, oh, maybe how sick would
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: it be to like jack off on a jet ski.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: In my head?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: And I get on Google and it's like wiki feet
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: and then get this jet ski.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It's like fucking crazy. And like,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: how does that even work?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: Does it just know you so well that it knows
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: what you're going to think at this moment? It's just
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: going crazy. And it's the biggest company in the world.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Amazon. Yeah. My mom delivers for them. Has she experienced
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: any of that stuff? I mean, she said, no, she's nothing.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: She hadn't met anyone.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: It's just like the Roombas and shit. You know what
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: I mean? They scan your whole house and it is convenient,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: but convenience, not always the best way.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Sorry to cut you off. Sorry. No, dude, I'm cutting
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: you off. And it's like, I'm sorry to cut you off,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: but it's okay. It's okay. Thank you. Fucker. I'll go.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: I'll go. But it's like, yeah, it's, uh, yeah, I
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what we turn into more
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: and more as things get, You know, Bernie Sanders was
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: just on and he was talking about, and I loved
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: it too. I got to say that. Yes, sir. I loved,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: I was a Bernie fan.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I'll say it, you know. He seems awesome. Yeah. And
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know all, I don't know every one of
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: his policies.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: But I was a fan of him.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: He seems like a great guy to crack a beer
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: with or just hang out with.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: And he comes in and he's like, and he's got
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: his bag with him and every zipper on the bag
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: is open. And so immediately I was like, that's me.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: That's my guy. Every guy working so hard. Keep going.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Every zipper's open. There's visine in one and like a
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: couple masks in the other. He pulls a manila folder out.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: He looks through it. He's like. He puts that down.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Looks at the cookies we got for him. Not interested.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: I think he wanted ginger snaps. It's an old timey treat.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I agree. We thought current treats are bad. Yes, sir.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm ready. And so we start talking, man,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: and it was just great. You know, he wanted health
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: care for everybody. And the things he wants, it's like
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: normal stuff. It's like you just want people to feel
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: safe and normal. But, yeah, I just loved his authenticity.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know where this was going. Jesus, I'm an idiot.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: It's okay, Theo Vaughn. You're fine to me. Thanks, man.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this is a show. Isn't that wild?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you. Isn't that wild? Dude, we tape
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: above my garage. There are people with lots in different
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: cities or whatever. We tape above my garage, dude. I
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: believe you said top ten in the whole world. You
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: need to just start saying more wild shit. You think?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just say the most wild thing you can into
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: that camera right now.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I'll go to jail, dude. Trust me. And just for
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: you sitting in it, you'll go to jail too. Fuck!
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: And I'll say, Dio, that's bad. Yeah. He like to
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: kiss his mother goodbye. I'll tell you that. We've gotten
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: wild enough, dude. So the country tour, will there be
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: anything different than your last tour? No, it'll just be tour,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: new music. Tour, new music. Yes, sir.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Lots of fire. I went and saw George Strait and
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: Chris Stapleton in Utah. That was awesome.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Utah's so great, man. It's amazing. My brother lives right
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: outside of Mount Zion Park. It's amazing. Well, he's got
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: an awesome spot there.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: We're, we're like 30 minutes outside of Salt Lake.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's lovely. The whole state is just stunning.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: It's killer. And there's a sense of freedom. There's a
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: sense of like, I want to do what I want
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: That's exactly why I went there. I lived in LA
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: for like five years and I was like, I can't
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: do it. Like I can't do it anymore. Um, it's
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: beautiful but the people there and that's not even LA
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: people it's you know like people who move there and
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: it's just always I felt like this oppressive energy it's
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: always like there's always something to do there's always something
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: someone wants from you and I went and did a
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: show and I met beautiful people in LA and I've
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: also met a lot of fucking dickheads but I did
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: a show in Utah And I was like, this place
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: fucking rocks. And so a week later, we got the house.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: And that was it. And it was the best decision
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: I've made. Some of my best shows that I've had
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: recently were through Idaho and Utah. Idaho probably gets down. Bro, dude,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they like G-U-N-S over there, dude.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't know?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. There's nothing else to do. I was like,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: who likes guns? Seven people just shot him in the head.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Fucking single action cult. Fucking single action army. Yeah. Cool. Noted. Yeah, man.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: So that was pretty cool. So be funny.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: Say something funny, funny man. Oh, you tighten up quick, bro.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: Your posture is fucking. Yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: And so that was pretty amazing, man. It's going there
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: and it's such beautiful country out there. And I think
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: a lot more people are like, what are we doing
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: in these cities? What am I chasing?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: I want to be alive. I want to feel like
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: something important. Did you feel like as you got more famous,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: that part of you like changed or disappeared or, um,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: cause when did you start to get popular at, or
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: let's just say popular because fame is a weird word.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: You know, um, what things happened to you? Did you
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: notice anything? Did some of it feel bad? Yeah, man.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, I, Migos had a song called I'd rather
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: be rich than famous. It makes a lot of sense.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: It's just, especially whenever it's you're coming like the whole
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: music world. So young, um, it's super easy to just
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: be a fuck up kid.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And not know what the
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: fuck is going on.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: And it was hard. And that's since then I've moved
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: to Utah. I got rid of my social media. Um,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: I keep way more to myself. I don't really go
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: out anymore. Um, I just like, and you know, for
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: a long time I was very sad and I find
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: myself now getting back into what is fun to me
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: and what I love doing. Been a lot of riding,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: a lot of time in the fucking woods. I just
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: got a really awesome piece of property where I can
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: just sit and fish and be to myself and, I
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: wondered for the.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Longest time why I was so sad.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: And it was just because I wasn't able to do
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: what I like to do in my current circumstance. And
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: I think it's important for anyone who's doing anything to
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: be able to get out and take some time for yourself.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: And for the longest time, I didn't do that. You know,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: it was just head down and go, go, go.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: But now.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: taking this time to really just do what I like
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: And I have a daughter, I guess. She's cool. She's fine.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: So that helps. Yeah. But you really mean that, what
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: you're saying? Yeah, absolutely, man. And I think it's important
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: for everyone. I struggle. Like, I just keep feeling like
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: I need to do more to prove, like, I don't
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: know what I'm trying to prove things to sometimes. Yes, sir.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: It's like there's this constant, like, I've had it since
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: I think I was a kid. Yes, sir. Like I'm
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: not enough and I just, I don't know if it's
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not enough. That's not the feeling. The feeling is
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: like I need to keep, I need, what else can
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: I do? What's the next? I just, I have, like,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: I have to do more. But it's like what am
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: I trying to appease? Am I trying, that's the thing
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: I struggle with sometimes.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: And I think in the end, later on, I've realized
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: I think as an adult, it's just this endless feeling
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: of like, Oh, I'm not enough. I have to constantly
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: prove myself to you. And if I proved myself to
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: you yesterday, that's not enough. That's not enough. I have
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: to prove myself again to you today. And I think
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: it's just this, I don't know how that magnet started
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: that keeps pulling that energy out of me.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Well, I think people have the natural inclination to want
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: to be great, you know? And it's like, even with
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: music with me, I can only speak on my behalf
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: I can't speak on your world at all but whenever
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: I make a record I'm already writing new songs like
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: I'm like I've already done these songs I want to
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: see what I can do next I want to see
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: what I can make next you know what I mean
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: it's always.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Like you want to create and we get caught up.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: In this kind of deal where it's just like, it's just,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: like I said, everything is so fucking fast.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now it is.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: And like you said, I proved myself to you yesterday.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Why do I got to prove myself to you today?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: And it's nothing is certain. And we just want to
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: be great. I think humans inherently want to be great
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: and be accepted. And let me ask you this. What
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: do you like to do? What do you like to
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: do when you're not working?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: You know, honestly, I like to go fishing, man. Yeah.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: I like to talk to my brother. I like to
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: think about my friends. I like to pray for my
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: friends and people.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe you go be a minister, like a volunteer minister.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about signing up for the fire department.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on. I agree you're still getting people out
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: of fires, but a little different than volunteer ministry, okay?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: But pulling people out of Hades and pulling people out
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: of a fucking... Somebody set off a space heater in
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: a Hampton Inn is a little bit different, okay? But
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: I feel you. You understand what I'm saying. No, I do. 100%, brother.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: Praise God, baby. Yeah, one day I think I would
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: like to end up in that or in some form
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: of like, is there anything from my life that I
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: can share that will help somebody not feel some of
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: the tough parts that I felt? Yes, sir. Yeah, that's it.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Your heart is bigger than your hat, dude.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: And I can tell that from the first moment I
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: met you.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: I think we met at Losers the first time.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: We were just hanging out out back with Earn. And
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: Earn is the... glue of this city. Oh my God.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Can we go ahead and say that? He knows everybody.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. He knows everybody and he's so funny.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: And he's so talented. Yes, sir. And I hope he
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: feels how much people love him. Yes, sir. Because they do. Absolutely.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: And I love that motherfucker too. More than life, brother.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: I love you, dude.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: He's so.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: I have never... He's the funniest person I've ever met.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: He's a whip, dude. He's a whip. It's insane. He's just...
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: He's so fast. He's fast.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: I can't even believe it. Like, it's kind of like
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: hanging with John Mayer. Like whenever you meet John Mayer,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: it's like everything you say, he has a one-liner in response.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: And it's the coolest thing you've ever heard anyone say.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Earns very much like that. He's going, going, going. Oh,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: John's magnificent. So I met John Mayer probably 17 years ago, right?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: And then seven years later, I saw him at the
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: Comedy Store. When I met him, I was working as
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: a tour manager for an artist named Josh Kelly, who
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: also came out of Georgia. Um, but anyway, um, uh,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: he and I met John one night and seven years
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: later I was at the comedy store and I saw
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: John and I said, Hey man, I met you. And
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: he goes, I met you at an apartment in New
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: York city seven years ago. And he, he fucking knew.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: It's insane. And I was like, Oh, you're a wizard. Yeah,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: he is. He is a wizard. It was crazy, man.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: And so when we, yeah, we went and saw him
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: recently at the grappled egg and co. And how was
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: that show? It was so special, man. It was so special.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: My brother's a huge Grateful Dead fan and I love
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: my brother so much. I can't, I don't even have
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: the words for how much I love my brother. Yes, sir. And, um,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: and in between the shows, his assistant came out and said, Hey,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: John wants to say hey to you guys. So we're
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: walking back. My brother's a huge Grateful Dead fan. Like
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: he's like bought like Jerry's like replica DNA off Reddit
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: and shit. He's had some tough moments, but he's a
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: great guy. And so we're, and my brother's like looking
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: at all the dressing rooms, like shit you don't do. Like,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: you know, you're walking back, you don't fucking, you know,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: my brother's like looking at like the, you know, he's
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: looking at like the coffee tray and just what's going on.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: You know, he sees Bob Weir's dressing room, he introduced
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: himself to his security guard. You know, it's sweet, you know,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: it's cool. Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, it was awesome. And
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: then we got to go in and talk to John.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: And I literally just sat there while they talked about
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Grateful Dead. Yeah. And that moment right there was the
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: highlight of my life. Yeah, and I can tell you
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: love your brother, dude.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Like so much. Just base it. You sit there because
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: to be 100% candid with you, I could not name
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: one Grateful Dead song.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: And for you to sit there and talk about the
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: Grateful Dead.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. That's amazing. It meant so much
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: to me. Because I just knew. And my brother is
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: very articulate and extremely smart, especially when it comes to
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: like child development and stuff. And I knew that in
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: a weird way his intellect and John's would be cool.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: And it was just nice. But it was nice of
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: John to welcome us. Anyway, it was a great show.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of bragging there. But that was like a
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: cool moment. You know, and the other day I was
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: texting my brother and he's like, yeah, he's like, hey,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: you know, John, I like, it was cool that John
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: just let us have a regular conversation with him. And
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it was really cool. He's a stud, man.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Much like Earn. That's, I get the same kind of deal. Oh,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: you do? Yeah, I get the same kind of deal.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, Earn is smart, man. Earn is
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: so good. I mean, he, yeah, it's crazy. He makes
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: me laugh. I'm like, how do I laugh? I got
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: to talk to him. Yeah. He's a killer.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: He's a killer. And, you know. Did he work on
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: a new, is he on one of your new songs?
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we did a song together. He wrote a bunch
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: on the record. And he's just like, dude, he's on
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: top of it. I can't even believe it. I'm honored
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: to work with that young man. And he's just a
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: great heart. It was him and Chuck. Through them, I
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: met everyone here. And it's a great spot.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: Right here, man. I just can't believe it. Yeah, what's
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: the time in Nashville been like? So it's been, what,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: five or six months you've been here? Yes, sir. Yeah,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: five or six months, or maybe a little more, I think.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Did you buy a house here? No, sir. I want one.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: It's just so damn expensive. It's pricey, huh?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: It is for a fancy house. Whatever, you know, if
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: you get a new spot, I'll move in with you.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: I'll move in in the garage.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on in. I'm pretty low maintenance. I need
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: some help. Yeah, exactly. No, please, please.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: I can't swing the Nashville deal. But I'm looking for spots.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: I'd like a spot out here because every time we
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: come out here, we stay at the hotel or Airbnb,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: and the folks at the hotel are so sweet, and
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: they take such great care of me. But I just
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: need a little more room, so we started Airbnb-ing a
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: little bit because we have the baby out and all
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: that stuff.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Then I was like, well, we'll get a spot.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: So we started looking, and stuff that I'm looking at,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Jesus Christ, it's– It is wild.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is wild. We looked at the same house.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: We did? Yeah. You looked at it too, huh? I
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: looked at it on the internet. Oh, you didn't go visit?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't go. I didn't go. I went in person.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: I went three times. Yeah, I didn't go. It's so
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: hard for me to get something that's fancy. You deserve it. Thanks, man.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: Well, all you need to do is start doing like those,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: you do the youth pastor stuff. But you do it
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: like this big stadium deal, like the guy, what's the
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: guy's name?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: Carl Lentz.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: Who's the, I don't want to be in an airplane
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: with a bunch of demons, so I bought me a
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: private jet.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: You know who I'm talking about? Yeah, bring that guy up, dude. Yeah,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: that dude's awesome. He's out of control. But no judgment here.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: Let's bring this fella up, Benny. I'm not a devout
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: believer in Kenneth Copeland. Don't say that. Okay, and he
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: knows who we're talking about, dude. Kenneth Copeland, that's what
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: it is. I don't want to be. God gave me
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: an airplane.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: Why you don't want to fly commercial? Why have you
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: said that you won't fly commercial? You said that it's
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 4: like getting into a tube with a bunch of demons.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he look evil?
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: Why do you think that?
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: He's got like the classic villain face. My name is
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer. Not the people.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: The main reason is because of the need. If I
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 6: flew commercial, I'd have to stop 65% of what I'm doing.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: That's really the main reason.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: Isn't it true that you want to fly commercial so
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 4: that you can fly in luxury? How much money did
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: you pay for Tyler Perry's Gulfstream jet, for example?
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 6: Well, for example, that's really none of your business, but.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: Isn't it the business of your donors? Listen. Good question.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: I paid. Big slap back right there. He kind of
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: caught me off guard here. Well, fuck. That's all right.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 4: To catch your breath and... and have a conversation. We
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: don't want to, we don't want to catch you off guard.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, you listening to me?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 6: My, my wife thinks inside edition is, Oh yeah.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: It might be rolling too.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: Again, getting back to the comments. You said that you
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: don't like to fly because you don't want to get
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 4: into a bunch of demons. Do you really believe that
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: human beings are demons?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: No, I do not.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 6: And don't you ever say I did.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: It hurts.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: It hurts.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 6: We wrestle not with flesh and blood, but principalities and powers.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: Can you explain what you meant by that term then?
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: Isn't that wild? It's wild. And what state is he from?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: He's not from Utah. If he's from Utah or Louisiana,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: we're fucked. Oh, he's from Newark, Texas.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: And that's who you grew up. Yeah, yeah, okay. You
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: grew up in Texas. I mean, I guess. He's fine,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: I guess, now. He's from Lubbock.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: No shit.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's wild. Hey, neighbor. That's wild. Did you, yeah,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: what were some of the music you grew up listening
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: to in Texas, man? Fuck. Or what was the music
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: that kind of first influenced you? Like, for me, I
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: had a lot. I mean, John Michael Montgomery, to see
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: you play with him the other night. So cool. Bro,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: we loved listening to him. We loved listening to Clint Black.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: We loved listening to Garth Brooks. We loved listening to
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: Lil Wayne. We loved listening to the Hot Boys. The
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: Hot Boys. Yeah, buddy. Those are some of the musicians of, like...
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: No doubt. Like shit like that, you know, jewel everything. Yeah. Everything.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: That's like, like I remember my dad had this, the
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: big ass iPod that was like a hundred or 360 gigs.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: You remember the big blocks and I would steal it.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, Hey, can I use your iPod tonight?
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: And it was everything. It was like Megadeth and, uh, uh,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: the blueprint and, um, uh, Garth Brooks, my mom sang.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: Down in a hole.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: Down in a hole. The feelings I'm having. Fucking Allison.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: Is that Allison Chains? Lane Staley is a killer, yeah. Yeah, so. Killer, dude.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: I'd like to fly.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: I like it. What is that one? I think it's
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: the same song. But my wings have been so denied.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: I like that one. Okay, sorry. I think that could
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: be also from the Muppets. Okay, my bad. But yeah, I.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: Think, yeah.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: It's almost unrecognizable. Yeah. No, it's just everything, man. And
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: I grew up in it.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: Young Thug, for me, is my favorite.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: Lyricist and melody maker of all fucking time.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: I remember the first song I heard, it was him
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: and Pee Wee Longway.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: It's a song called Loaded. And I was like, what
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: the fuck? These melodies like insane.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: Like he goes to such crazy fucking places that free
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: young dog, by the way, it goes, he goes to
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: such crazy fucking places where you, the natural mind, like
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: my melody mind doesn't go. He like, I would go
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: down one place and he would go like two octaves up.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck dude, this is mine.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: And so fun to listen to like so fucking cool.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: And like, A lot of it, like, growing up was,
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: in my early teens and everything, was Thug and, like,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: Rocky and George Strait.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: F * * *. Hank Senior, Alan, Megadeth, Metallica, f
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: * * *, Anthrax. Just f * * * ing everything, dude.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're a kid.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: And even a little dubstep. Yeah. I don't listen to
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: dubstep now, but I did. Like, a little Flux Pavilion.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: Just to pepper it a little.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: Wow, bro.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: But... Dude, there's so much fucking cool shit going on.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: And that's a problem, too. Like, I remember, like, SoundCloud
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: just first started. And I was maybe one of the
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: first artists to really, like, blow up strictly on SoundCloud.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: Really? I didn't even know that. SoundCloud, I think it was, like, 2013.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: SoundCloud was.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: Going, and I think 20, I can't, dude, I can't
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: remember anything. I have such a dory brain.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, and it's so hard now, I feel like,
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: for new artists.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: To, because of the volume of music that's getting put out,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: which is a fucking amazing thing.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, 2007, I was way off. But that's when it started.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: It was really popping.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: Things just start. That means they open their doors. Yes, sir.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: Probably took five years to get going.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: Type in when did SoundCloud really start popping?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: 2017. Like in 2017.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: Look at that.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper, Post Malone, Odd Future. Oh, you're on
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: that list. Yeah, see, I'm on the list out of three.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: There you go. Isn't that cool? Yeah, super cool, man. But.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard now to get discovered, especially. Well, it
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: might be, it's either easier or real hard, because you
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: can do something that really just tricks the algorithm and
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: saying people get viral, super viral moments. But songs don't
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: have to be viral to be awesome. And we miss out,
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like, on so many.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: Artists that never.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: You know, so many talented people that never, that never
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: get the algorithm going for them, but they're fucking killer.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: And that's like the hard part is the volume of stuff.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: And I like, I'm a big advocate.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: Like the first recording software I got, I think making
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: music should be as cheap as it possibly can. And
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 3: you can get, your ideas out like i use a
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: free recording software i had a 200 guitar i had
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: a hundred dollar mic and i would sit in my
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: room and fucking make these songs i love that concept
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: but it's hard now.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: Because it's it like i said it's so fast.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: And songs are viral for a couple days and then like.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: You, you don't hear much after that. You know what
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: I mean? And that's like, or a train comes through
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: and takes, but that's what people, people are like, let's
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: make something that goes viral.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: I just like, I want people to fucking express themselves
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: the way that it is. And if you work super
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: fucking hard and you go like, I'm the luckiest dude
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: in the world. I went viral like that white Iverson
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: went viral. And that was because of fat man key and, Um,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: he's fucking amazing. Amazing.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: You also feel like you were sharing yourself. Honestly. Yes, sir. Absolutely.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 3: And that's like, and I think there's so many artists
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: out there that I want to do something in the
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: future where like audacity, that free recording program. Oh yeah.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: The most amazing thing of all it's free. It's free.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: That's the only editor I know how to use, dude.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. If our shit's bonk in the middle of that,
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: I'll be up on Audacity. It's amazing. And it's free.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: And it has been free. Thank you, Audacity. I didn't even. Dude,
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: fuck yeah. Thank you, Audacity. Isn't that fucking sick? It
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: really was cool. Yeah. I didn't even think about that.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: I never even thought to thank them because yeah, I'd
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: be up in the middle of the night, a podcast episode,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 1: something be wrong. Like we got to fix it. Boom.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: I'll use Audacity, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I think, you know,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: I think express trying to be real to yourself. What
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: makes you fucking feel? What makes you hurt or what
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: makes you want? What makes you angry or what makes you,
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: you know, what makes you uncertain? You know, like if
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: you can find a feeling and attach your art to it,
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: I think that that I just I don't believe that.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: we can't see authenticity when we see it. I don't
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: believe that. I know there's hooks and you can get hooked,
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: you know, you can get hooked on the hooks, you know,
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: but I feel like authenticity, you can never lose by
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: just trying, you know. You're not making it just to
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: make it, you're making it because you love it. Right. Well, Bernie,
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: that's one thing Bernie Sanders said. I said, well, what
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: would you say to a young politician who wants to be,
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: you know, someone young who wants to affect culture the
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: same way you did in the seventies when you decided
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: to become a politician and, He said– Me? No, not you. Oh,
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: that explains the Elvis question. You're talking about Ghost Malone, dude.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: But no, no, no. He said– I said, Bernie, if
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: you had to say something to a young person who
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: was the same as you in 1970 or 1968 who
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: wanted to affect change, right? Who really wanted to have
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: a– who believed that I'm a human that can have
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: an effect on the world, right? He said, do it
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 1: because of what your purpose is, not because you want
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: to get elected. Like, you don't have to get elected
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: anymore to serve your purpose. Yes, sir. Right? You can
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: serve your purpose because of social media and because of
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 1: the internet these days just as much as if you
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: got elected. If you were elected.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. And that was pretty interesting to me. It
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, find the new road, you know? Like,
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: just like even with SoundCloud, it's like, yeah, if you
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: couldn't get a deal, if there wasn't a deal, somebody
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: handing you a deal, that's like, find the new road.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: Find the SoundCloud, go independent, and it's such a cool
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: thing to see, like, independent artists and fucking them doing
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: all the shit by themselves. Like, printing the records, putting
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: it up on DSPs, you know, all this stuff. It's
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: so cool. That's why, like, I think I was saying, too,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: I want to give, like, down the road whenever, you know,
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: there's more time and I'm not so selfish and self-focused. Well,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: and I got my family too, so I'm working hard
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: But it's okay. I feel you, man. It's like, yeah,
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: you get going on your own dream and your own
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: dream takes off. And then it's like, how quick do
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: you feel like I need to start to turn around
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: and figure out help? And when, yeah. And when can
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: you help others?
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: And that's like the most important thing for me is
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: either you do it with music, help people, you know,
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: through hard times or help them get through a tough
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: week or whatever. But I want to make it bigger
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 3: and help artists really get a fucking spot and showcase talent.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 1: Because there's so much that doesn't get.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: You know like it's cool i'm i'm excited you know
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: and i'm about 30 years old um i'm 20 i'm
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: 29 but tomorrow or not tomorrow but next year i'll
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: be 30 and i'm like i don't have it in
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: me anymore you know i'm figuring it out i'm i'm
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: like i'm like my back hurts you know whenever your
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: knees click whenever you stand up oh it's the.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: Scariest dude yeah man dude i went to an audition
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: one time and like all right do the part And
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: I started reading and I like pointed and you could
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: hear it was a quiet room. Your elbow go. You
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: hear that? You could hear my elbow click. It was
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: like somebody loaded a shotgun. And you saw like this.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: There was one key girl in the room. She like
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: immediately got her phone out. It was like you could
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: just tell. That was not that bad. Bro, it was bad.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 2: Everybody came.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: Even I, you could see in my eyes. One of
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: my eyes was like, I'm going home. we'll just let
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: the other one work. You know, I, I caught in
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: earlier than he did. You could see fucking vital. You
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: could just see things change, you know, but it is wild. Yeah.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: But it is also wild. And it also, you want
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: to get to a place in your life, uh, when
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: it comes to like giving back where you know what
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: you want to give back to you. Like, that's the
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: craziest thing. It's like, I've been in discussions with like
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: about a year and a half with, uh, an attorney
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: about starting a foundation and like, well, what do you
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 1: want to your foundation to be? You can't just make
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: a foundation and it's blind. Like the government, you have
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: to make it very specific. And so there's all these
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: certain things. And so you have to figure that out.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: And you don't want to just be blind. You want
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: to do something you care about because otherwise then you're
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: supporting something you don't even really care about. And your
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: passion is not going to be in it. Can I 10-1?
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: All right. Let me 10-1. You got a pee?
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: You can pee off the balcony if you want. That's
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: not true.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is, dude.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm putting this Elmer Fudd hat on, dude. Brandless.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 1: That's bad. Hold on. Look like a referee at a freaking,
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: that's horrible too.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: That's not horrible. Why are you too hard on yourself?
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm so hard on myself.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. I think, man, this is a
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: great question. Let me think about it real quick. And
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: let me seriously think about it. Why am I so
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: hard on myself? I think there's a constant feeling of like,
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: I think, You know, I think it comes from when
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 1: I was a kid. I have to be enough for
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: you to see me. So how do I make myself
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 1: enough or okay where you'll see me, you know? Well,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: I see you, and you're a stud, and I love you.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: You're a killer. Thanks. And there's so many people out
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 1: there that think the same. The hat did suck, though.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: All right. You're amazing. Thanks, dude. Yeah. No, not at all. Yeah,
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's just so crazy that it
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: doesn't get built into me, man. Thank you, dude. That's
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: sweet of you to say. No, dude, come on. No,
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: it's just sweet of you to say, man. Yeah, it's like,
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: I hate that. I hate that I'm always having to like,
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: you know, after a while it gets, you know, it's like,
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: do I look okay? Do I seem okay? Do I, like,
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: I just want to fuck it. I'm just tired of
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: the fight. And the fight is just against me. It's
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: like the same thing you're saying. I'm not getting into
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: self-pity mode here. I'm just looking at it. Yes, sir.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: I want people to know that. Sometimes we can get
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 1: into self-pity. I've got to be careful there. Yes, sir.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get into self-pity. But it's like, yeah,
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: why is that? But even thinking about it like this
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: is kind of helpful. So thanks, man. No, thank you, Theo.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 3: And, dude, the shit that you do and how many
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: lives you brighten. every day just by being your fucking
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: self and doing this show.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: And it helps so many people. It's fucking bitching to
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 1: put it mildly.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: It's bitching, dude. You're such a bitching dude. You're such
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: a bitch. It's almost a little femme. Okay.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: No. Yeah.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: It is. That's okay. High femme. High femme. Yeah. It's
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: high femme. Thanks, dude. Thanks, bro. Thank you, man. Yeah,
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: I wish I could think, you know. I think it
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: was just so hard when I was a kid. It
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: was so hard to feel highly of myself, you know.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: It was like I just like, I don't know. I
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 1: felt like I just wasn't worth a lot, you know.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: Theo Vaughn. No shade, bro. Quit it, brother. Sorry. No cap.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 1: Quit it, you son of a bitch. Thanks, bro. I'm
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: not trying to be weird. No, you're not being weird.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: You feel like I'm not flirting with you? You don't
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: feel like that, do you? Well, you are cute. Take
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: the hat off. Hold on, dude. Look, I kissed your mother.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: This is where Tia Vaughn used to kiss his mama. No,
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, just, I don't know. Sometimes that
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: old shit fucking comes up, you know? No, absolutely. And
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 1: I want to respect it because that's the old kid's feelings.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: But also, yeah, I want to let that kid know
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: the same things you say. That, like, you know, I'm
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: a deservant. person and that i'm a good person and
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: that it's okay you are like yeah.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: That's why i asked earlier like i get the idea
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: well i can don't i you know we've met times
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: before but today i feel like take some time to
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: do fucking theo shit dude take that you deserve it
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: more than More than you know, I think. And that's
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: like a really fucking cool thing. You are such a
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: good person.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 1: Thanks, bro. I'm just honored to know you. And you
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: fucking kick ass, dude. You too, man. You kick ass, dude.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: Thanks for talking to me about that stuff.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: I know it's not always easy to talk about. And
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to push it on you. No, I
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: don't feel like you did, man.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 1: It's something a lot of the listeners of this show
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: think about a lot. We talk about that stuff a lot.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, how we feel, our relationship to ourselves,
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: that kind of shit. It's important. It is important. And
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: it gets overlooked. Yeah, it gets. I mean, I can't
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 1: believe it's not a class in school. Like, hey, how
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: do you feel about yourself? Like, fuck, dude. I'd have
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: wrote 70 essays on that shit. Yeah, it's easy. Oh,
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: that's an F? Yeah, fucking right. Yeah, right. You don't know, motherfucker.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. There's not a world of a little bit
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: more a world of emotional intelligence. Yes, sir. Like when
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: we grow up. Yes, sir. Because it would help people
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 1: so much. Absolutely. But thanks, bro.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: And yeah, like I feel, yeah, most of the time
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: I feel great, you know. And dude, the past few
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 1: years have just been so good. It's like going through
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: like so much therapy and I've done ayahuasca treatments and
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: I've done, I've been in 12-step recovery. Yes, sir. 95%
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: of the last 10 years. And so, you know, all
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 1: of that whole universe has been great. And you're fucking
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 1: killing it, dude. Yeah, look, dude, you're here today. I
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 1: made it. You got me, dude. You got me and Bernie. Dude,
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 1: could I ask for two more sweethearts? If I had
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: a Valentine's when I was a kid, I would have
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 1: picked a woman, but instead... I got you and Bernie,
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: and I'll take it, bro. Well, Double Valentine's very progressive. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: Polyamorous Valentine. Good band name, bro. Fucking good band name. Yeah,
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: Polyamorous Valentine. Yeah, that's cool. Dude, have you seen all
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: the Halloween costumes? Have you ever seen them? Yes, sir.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: A cool story about Halloween. I don't know if I've
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: told this before. Yeah, tell it, man. We were on
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: Bourbon Street. in the Big Easy. Oh yeah, New Orleans, man.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: I'm from Covington, Louisiana, so close.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: And I love it there, by the way. It's like
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: the dopest place. But we went on Halloween.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a great place to go missing. Oh, it's
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: the best. We went on.
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: Halloween and people thought I was a costume and didn't
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: get stopped once.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 1: They were like, sick costume, dude. I'm like, thanks, man.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 3: Didn't get stopped once. I know I love this. Like, dude,
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 3: it's so cool to see. I don't know why babies
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 3: dress up as me so much. I don't know why
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 3: my music is so big to the 300 demographic.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: Is that true? It is. Look at all these babies. Hey,
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: pull up Post Malone babies. Oh, my God. And that
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: one has a cigarette?
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 1: Bring up Post Malone babies, dude. Costume. I'm trying, dude. See, look, baby.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: Baby costume. Hey, Theo. Hold on. Zoom in on. It's
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: coming around. What the fuck is this? Hold on. Bring
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 1: this up, dude. This kid looks like somebody Gypsy Rose
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 1: would date. Or what's that lady's name? Gypsy Rose. Is
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: her name Gypsy Rose? Who's that? That looks like somebody
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: Gypsy Rose is probably going to leave prison for. Gypsy
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 1: Rose Blanchard, beautiful lady. What'd she do? From Louisiana. Well,
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: who knows what she did. But she is okay with
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 1: meeting men outside of prison. Pull back.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 2: Go to the babies.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Who the fuck? Pull that back up, dude.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 3: The baby would look normal. I'm not convinced those aren't
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: prosthetic feet, though.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 1: No joke. I'm not kidding you. And this is no shade.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: This looks like Travis Tritt's son. Bring up Tristan Tritt. Oh, God.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 1: He's going to kill me for this, dude. Tristan, I
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: love you and your sister and your father. Bring up
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: Tristan Tritt.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: I don't see it. But hold on. No. Put it
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: together for me right now. You don't see it? Bro,
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: you are an artist and you don't see it? I've
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 1: been kissing your mother. You don't see it, white boys?
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 1: It is what it is. That's the worst picture. Get him.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: Come on. What do you.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 3: Want from me?
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 1: Put it there.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 5: There's 200,000 pictures of Tristan Tritt, beautiful young man, Travis
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 5: Tritt's son, talented musician.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: We need long hair. Just do your best real quick
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: and put it together. I'm trying to. We'll put it
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 1: together then and we'll come back to it, dude. What
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: is that one right there? Wait, go back to that
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 1: real quick, sir. Yeah, click on that. Go down. What
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 1: is that third image? What is that? What does that say?
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 3: Why do you draw on your eye? The concept gives
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 3: me nightmares. Congratulations.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? I don't know. It looks very
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: Vincent van. That's actually on her face. That's like her
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: eye right there. No, it is not. Wait, that's Photoshop.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 1: That's her eyelash and that's her eyebrow. That's Photoshop. Oh,
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 1: it's a drawing. It's makeup. That's cool. That's cool. Interesting placement. Dude,
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even figure that out. That's dark magic. I
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: thought it was. Yeah, I thought it was. That's cool. Dude,
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 1: that's yeah. That's why I'm driving to the city. That's
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 1: you stepping out. Who's on the other eye? Dark magic, huh?
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 1: Who's on the other eye? Probably Dennis Rodman. Cool. Hold on.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 1: The other post Malone. Oh, it comes out of the beard. Yeah,
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 1: it's your beard. All right. I get it. I understand that.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: What are the different Malones I've seen? I've seen Coast Malone.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that one? No, sir. Is it
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: like a shore? It's like, yeah. CDC Coast Malone. Let's
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: not avoid the Theo Vaughn baby Halloween costumes. That's good.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: That's apocalyptic almost. Coast Malone is good. Hit the ones
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: in the mountains right there on the fourth one. I
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 1: don't see why not. Look, I agree, dude. It's very similar. Well,
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: you just got to get enough land, then you could
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 1: carve it yourself. Oh, Dermot Kennedy's coming on, dude. He'd
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 1: love to do it, dude. He's an Irish lad. Yeah,
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 1: we had Coast Malone. Who else did we have? We
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 1: had Ghost Malone's classic. Ghost Malone's classic. Oh, Toast Malone.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: This one's good. Toast Malone is good. I like the
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 1: fourth one. Yeah, pull up the fourth one right there. Yeah,
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: that's my favorite. That is enjoying the Roast Malone. It's cursed.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 1: That's just a white guy at a Chevron. Okay, pull
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 1: up one more. Bring up... What else do we have?
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 1: Roast Malone. Bring up Roast Malone. Roast Malone's good. Roast
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 1: Malone's good. Oh, Roast Malone's good. It's good. Imagine selling it.
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 1: It's like the Jesus on a cracker or whatever. Jesus
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 1: on a toast or whatever. Yeah. That'd go for some money.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 1: That's terrifying. Yeah. You don't want to cut into your
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 1: Christmas ham and fucking. Most Malone is good. What's that?
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 1: It's just a picture of jelly rolls.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 1: And that's an old joke. And if I go to
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 1: hell for that, that's on me. And it's a cheap joke,
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll. And I will say that. What a low
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 1: blow you cocksucker. That is a low blow. But I'll
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: say that. It's a low blow to a high guy.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: And I believe that I can apologize to him. He's
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: the best. Dude, those are the most Malones I've ever seen.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 1: That's the most Malones. That's the most Malones. Is there something,
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: when you think about your career, you've had a storied career. Sure.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 1: And thank you for it, man. Thank you for just
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 1: taking us like.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 1: You feel like a concierge that takes us through different universes.
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 1: And I appreciate that, man. That's the kind thing to say.
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: Well, it's important because a lot of artists, it's like
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 1: their wheelhouse is... It's not limited, but it's like... it's
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 1: not as multifaceted, you know? Yes, sir. And I appreciate
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: that because people are multifaceted. Absolutely. You know, there's a
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 1: lot to people and, and, and yeah, it's just good
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 1: to see that. It's good to see you share like
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 1: vibrant sides, thoughtful sides, introspective sides, like angry sides, vibey sides.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 1: It's just cool to see you share the different sides, man.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 1: You know, I think that's the new wave of what,
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of people want to see about of, of,
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 1: of artists. Cause it's not that you love the music
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: as much anymore. Um, for me anyway, maybe I'm speaking
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 1: for myself. Sure. Uh, you like the artist. Sure.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 3: And I think that that says a lot for me,
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 3: it's the perfect marriage of those two, you know, like
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many times, like I've seen
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 3: someone I'm like that dude.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 1: Well, this is bad example. Christoph Waltz. Right. One of
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 1: the greatest actors of all time. Christopher Walken? Christoph Waltz. Sorry.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 1: He's German. Yeah, pull him up. You'll know him if
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 1: you see him. I believe in him. I understand. Krustyf.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 3: Krustyf Waltz. Crazy paper airplane throw. I like the Google searches.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, people don't need to finish school to work here.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 1: Christoph Waltz. Oh, Christoph Waltz.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 1: Beautiful guy. You know him. He was in Django. He
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 1: was in Inglourious Bastards. Beautiful guy.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 4: But.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 3: Even if he wasn't one of the best actors of
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 3: all time, he seems so fucking cool.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: He seems like a great dude.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 3: He's got a great smile and a nice German accent
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 3: kind of up here. And he's just so trill. I
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 3: haven't said trill, and I don't throw that term around loosely.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 1: No one's said it in a decade. He seems super
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 1: trill and boss. Zomg. Oh, breaking up a bottle of
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 1: Trill is like breaking up a fine wine. Yeah.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 1: Post you just opened up a Trill. He just opened
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 1: a 2010 Trill. Somebody call Bieber, dude. We're having a night.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 3: Being who you are and being kind to people and
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 3: just doing your best to be kind to people is
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 3: the kind of vibe I get from him and the
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 3: vibe I get from you. You could be shit, but
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 3: you're going to win because you are a kind, kind person.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: So that's, thanks, man. I guess that's what I'm saying.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know how Christoph Waltz got brought in, but
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 3: I love you, Christoph Waltz.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: Amen. And I love you. What's that? I love you, Theo. Oh, thanks, bro.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I love you too, man. I thought
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 1: I was going to.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 3: Get the me too on that one. I love, I
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 3: love cake.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 1: I've enjoyed, I've enjoyed listening to your music over the years.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 1: I've enjoyed seeing you being like, um, you know, I
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 1: feel like when I see you, sometimes you're a reflection of, uh,
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 1: the better parts of myself and others. And so, um,
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 1: I see you and it reminds me in a smile
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 1: about where I'm at. And I think that's a nice thing.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 1: And there's a lot of people that do that, but you're,
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 1: you were one of the people in the limelight that
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 1: do that. And, um, yeah, I, I've loved listening to
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 1: the songs I've heard in your new album so far. Um,
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 1: the ones with Morgan, Luke Combs, uh, Laney, um, uh,
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 1: Blake Shelton. Yes, sir. And I think it's the only
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 1: four I've listened to so far. But I'm looking forward
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 1: to listening to more of them. It's out now. Fuck yeah. Yeah.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 1: There's a bonus track out now. Is there? That's what
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 1: I heard. And if there isn't, we'll take that out.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 1: But Post Malone, thank you so much, man. Thank you
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 1: for spending time with me. And thank you for spending
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 1: time with humanity. I think it's important that we have
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: people like you in the world.
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you for having me on. And I'm so
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 3: honored to be here. And everyone has been so kind
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 3: to me. And you're the shit. And thank you.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 1: Thanks so much, bro. I love you, bro. Thank you,
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 1: Theo Vaughn.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 3: I love you, too. And I love you, too. And
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 3: just keep being yourself. Keep being awesome. And don't be
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 3: a dick.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 1: I love you. Have a great night. Be good to yourselves,
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 1: baby gang.