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OUTRO: Incoming Call From: Jizzbot · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For All Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Get Up Even Closer on.
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  Speaker 3: Instagram, YouTube and ticked Off for r Dogget for to
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  Speaker 3: seven every weekday on radio recad.
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  Speaker 1: Get a film.
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  Speaker 4: Hey Hi guys, Hi, guys man, guys men, what's going
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  Speaker 4: on you guys?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. Fuck if we're going to
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  Speaker 5: it's because we're going to Fiji. But this week is
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  Speaker 5: really crawling along.
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  Speaker 3: Is it? Men?
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  Speaker 2: This Tuesday?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, purssed up last night like me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you see, if I did that, that would be great, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because then you know, I'd be way more chilled. But
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  Speaker 5: sometimes when you when you've got something in the future,
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  Speaker 5: that's quite cuz.
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  Speaker 1: It can take ages to reach it.
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  Speaker 3: It's going pretty quick for me. Yeah, it's just me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just because I had a terrible day to day.
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  Speaker 1: You know, not a terrible day.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I got things done, but I just was
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  Speaker 5: so unmotivated today. I couldn't think of ideas. It was
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  Speaker 5: passing down with rain. I was just fucking over it.
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  Speaker 2: Is that, Okay, you still sent through a lot of ideas,
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  Speaker 2: though not really.
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  Speaker 5: To the point to the point of I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if you guys ever had this where even just having
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  Speaker 5: a showers, like, oh fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I love like I like when I'm in the shower.
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  Speaker 5: But sometimes even just the effort of having a shower
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  Speaker 5: just for funck's.
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  Speaker 4: Sake, isn't there like depression or something.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like the Big Sea.
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  Speaker 1: Or d is every ailment? Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Them all together totally, man.
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  Speaker 4: Because when you know the motivation to do even basic
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  Speaker 4: stuff like that, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because of the weather sounds like a black dog I
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  Speaker 3: think on your doorsteps.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how the weather affected you today.
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  Speaker 1: Well she was fear old pissing down.
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  Speaker 3: It gave me less motivation.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, well there's that.
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  Speaker 2: I was about it today.
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  Speaker 3: Either.
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  Speaker 4: I spent a good three hours this morning doing like
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  Speaker 4: computer ADMINI stuff. Yes, And then because it was raining,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna play PlayStation.
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  Speaker 3: I did that one.
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  Speaker 2: So I did for like two hours or that one.
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  Speaker 5: I had a really I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 5: have ever had this before. I had an interesting phone
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  Speaker 5: call today.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had one before.
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  Speaker 5: I was calling overseas right just random to a cell phone,
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  Speaker 5: and I've never had this happen.
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  Speaker 1: And it was it went ring ring ring ring, And
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  Speaker 1: then it went.
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  Speaker 5: The person's number who you have called is deciding whether
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  Speaker 5: to talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had that before?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, And I was like, were you calling your daughter?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: And I was like what, okay, and then it went
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  Speaker 5: into another shift of dial tone which it was like
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  Speaker 5: a computery.
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  Speaker 6: Boo booooooo, and then the message came back, sorry, mate
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  Speaker 6: on this phone is choosing not to talk to you
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  Speaker 6: at this moment.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like okay, and then left a message.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever read that before?
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  Speaker 3: There's a new thing that iPhones have got under the
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  Speaker 3: new operating system. There's some kind of screening thing that
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 5: It was that it was obviously the person because I
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  Speaker 5: but it's so.
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  Speaker 3: Good that if people know they've been screened.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's like it said leave a message.
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  Speaker 5: And so after the initial message, and I was waiting
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  Speaker 5: for the beep, but there was no beep, and then
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  Speaker 5: I sort of went, oh, okay, I suppose I should talk.
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  Speaker 5: So obviously the the person can go okay, who is
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  Speaker 5: this person?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now I don't want to talk to them.
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  Speaker 5: That I was just taken aback because I've never had
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  Speaker 5: that situation before, not whether not whether specifically saying they're
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  Speaker 5: just siding whether to talk to you or not.
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  Speaker 2: Did they say does it?
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  Speaker 4: Because that sounds quite like they're making a decision whether
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  Speaker 4: they can be bothered chatting to you, yes, or is
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  Speaker 4: it more like, you know, checking their availability or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I've never had it.
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  Speaker 3: But this is what the new iOS on Apple does.
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  Speaker 3: When someone calls you from a number nine in your
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  Speaker 3: context of phone, can automatically answer on your behalf and
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  Speaker 3: prompts the caller to state their name and the reason
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  Speaker 3: for calling. The spoken response then gets transcribed live and
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  Speaker 3: shows up on your screen, and based on that you
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  Speaker 3: decide whether or not you want to talk to the
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  Speaker 3: person or not or it.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say your name?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? I did?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they said na.
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  Speaker 1: But I've never had that before. It's quite it was
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  Speaker 1: quite interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an interesting thing. How about that screening calls?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, because the person knows they're being screened, and
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  Speaker 5: so it does have the possibility of causing offense if
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  Speaker 5: you then go, nah, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Not going to talk to you because like so many
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  Speaker 4: people my age nowadays, just don't answer random numbers.
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  Speaker 3: They just won't answer them. I tend to do that too,
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  Speaker 3: but like you even know who's calling, like I answer
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  Speaker 3: now because I do business, but.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe still like it could like you don't even know what,
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  Speaker 4: Like sure, it could be someone being annoying.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, cool, hang up by h Like you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, absolutely, I think I was slightly burnt. You know, when.
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  Speaker 5: Pugson put my phone in the public domain and I
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  Speaker 5: was getting like random phone calls at one in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: I think that kind of put me off random phone calls.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's great about that is that the person
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  Speaker 4: who did that probably still has your number and it's
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  Speaker 4: just remembered.
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  Speaker 2: Now listening to this to give you another we.
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  Speaker 3: Can block people's numbers, but I've blocked them.
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  Speaker 5: But I used to be like that, like if I
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  Speaker 5: got to if I got a random call on the phone,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not answering that, and then it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, as I need.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly, But now it's like, no, I will answer that
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  Speaker 5: because I need to know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise I'll just fresh about it.
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  Speaker 5: It might be an opportunity, it might be it is,
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  Speaker 5: you know, and there's a lot of contexts I don't have.
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  Speaker 1: That's true, you know what I mean that I had
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  Speaker 1: a not in my context list.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but yeah, I find it off putting when I
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  Speaker 5: see a number I don't recognize.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys get that?
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  Speaker 2: Don't care answered anyway?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, not really, not really bothered anymore. Guys. The whole
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  Speaker 3: ky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hierarchy,
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  Speaker 3: Remember they Big Show podcast Magie. It wasn't a huge
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  Speaker 3: night about midnight, but that's a huge night on a
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  Speaker 3: weekday when I normally asleep by nine, normally done by nine.
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  Speaker 1: That's five hours after the show of I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know about you, but in midday I could fit
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  Speaker 1: a few busy.
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  Speaker 3: We're actually on the wine. On the wine. My brother
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  Speaker 3: in law was there because he's fresh back from Canada. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I just turned into a yarn. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: once you start yawning keezy, next thing you know, you're
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  Speaker 3: having a few dats. You're having a few wines.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, what kind of wine was it?
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  Speaker 3: We started for the griss never heard of a Gress
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  Speaker 3: Peeno green pinot Gress. And then we had a might
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  Speaker 3: have been a Surrah, might have been a couple of Surrahs.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Mexican.
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  Speaker 3: Not really. I guess it is to killer and.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you go whine white you do
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  Speaker 2: you do?
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  Speaker 5: I think you start your own label called peanut Criss.
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  Speaker 3: Now we're talking and not ring.
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  Speaker 2: It's really great, Jays.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I will have to buy a vineyard though,
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  Speaker 4: damn it, I don't have a vineyard.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, a little bit slower today, but all goods really,
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  Speaker 3: And I say, Jess, look, I'm just frothing about fee gi. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: get there about mid day, won't we Fellers an itinerary today,
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  Speaker 3: couple Bruce, because I want to have another reader that.
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  Speaker 3: I was very impressed by that itinerary. One of the
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  Speaker 3: best itineraries I've seen.
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  Speaker 1: I've never read it.
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  Speaker 3: However, what I did notice, and you would have noticed
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  Speaker 3: this Keyzy. Of course you got a keen eye for
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  Speaker 3: these sorts of details. Our winners get a post golf message,
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  Speaker 3: do they yep?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know who does it? Ask you? That's right?
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  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you after golf yesterday I was stiff.
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  Speaker 2: Airs, Jace, You've got to start warming up.
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  Speaker 5: But I would even if this is This is the
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  Speaker 5: issue is Jace complains constantly about seizing up and he
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  Speaker 5: has hips giving out.
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  Speaker 4: He might have to have hip surgery. As his latest things.
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  Speaker 4: You could just stretch for like two minutes before we
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  Speaker 4: play golf and may be able to play until you're
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  Speaker 4: a million years old.
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  Speaker 1: But the hip thing is a day to day thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a warming come on man.
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  Speaker 2: But you do no stretches or anything. But we've had
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  Speaker 2: this darts before.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. My brother in law about this and and
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  Speaker 3: and about this dynamic and that is you know the
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  Speaker 3: father and son thing where Jase brings his listener of
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  Speaker 3: you know issues and then Keysy tries to solve them,
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  Speaker 3: and then Jase doesn't listen.
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  Speaker 4: They're all super solved, I know, and he goes as
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  Speaker 4: really get that fight out.
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  Speaker 3: It's key as a problem solder. He wants, he wants,
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  Speaker 3: he wantsfe to be better. That's right. It just can't
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  Speaker 3: be bothered.
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  Speaker 4: And also Jason's they're all very easily, they're very soluble. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: And like the day he comes in with a real
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  Speaker 4: head scratcher, I'll be like, you know what, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But it's always just like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: What surprise you to know that before I left home
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  Speaker 5: yesterday I stretched for fifteen minutes. True, I did fuck
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  Speaker 5: up and not stretch for fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody stretches for It was fifteen minutes that ruined it there.
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  Speaker 6: And it was.
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  Speaker 5: You know, in terms of I'm fine around the golf course.
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  Speaker 5: What you will see happen is when we have to
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  Speaker 5: stop for five minutes and I seize up a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So you stretched for fifteen minutes and then you
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  Speaker 3: took a twenty minute drive. Yeah, it's probably not the
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  Speaker 3: right place for the stretch.
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  Speaker 1: It's about a twenty minute.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but look, I you know it's you, do you
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  Speaker 4: Jason Men?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, forget it, just forgure, just forget it. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I just just forget it.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. I'm not fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Eh, yeah pilates really Yeah, but you said you don't
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  Speaker 4: want to do Polartis.
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  Speaker 1: I only say that because you feel I will give
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  Speaker 1: me jip about it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I want you to do Pilarates.
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  Speaker 1: I deal with my wife and then we make laud.
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  Speaker 3: After fuck, the lies keep coming.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon godteen.
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  Speaker 1: Minutes of hot pilarateies. Old Punson got me into that,
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  Speaker 1: the old hot Pilates. It's pretty sexy shit.
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  Speaker 2: Man, hot Plarta.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it is hot PARLARTI sounds like
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  Speaker 4: a delicious Mexican dish or something. Yeah, three, four eight three, Wait, no,
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  Speaker 4: it's the text number.
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Four or seven weekdays, that's when our show was on.
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  Speaker 2: You should listen to in the afternoon.