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341 - Lentilly Challenged · Fartmouth

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think about all these like uh like these new slang terms that catch on for like what seems like a month and then just disappear?
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like I don't ever hear people say thought anymore, like T-H-O-T.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I only hear it when it's part of a like a concept, you know?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: There's I I was trying to think of more examples of them because that one stuck out to me.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: Like uh it's hard, it's hard to remember.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: Like on fleek.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's a great example, yeah.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: Um it's just weird how they like stick around for such a short amount of time, yeah, and they're so prevalent, and then they just fucking disappear.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: I like how some of them are ebonics of like learned terms.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like bougie.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: Riz.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you know, bougie is straight from the Communist Manifesto.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah, the bourgeoisie.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but most people don't understand that you know what I mean.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Most of the users of the word do not really understand.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, yeah, so it is funny that that that phenomenon of like, hey, this word is perfect for this for two weeks and then we're gonna abandon it completely.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: That's pretty fun.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a new phenomenon too, because like there has always existed pockets of slang that no people don't say out of sight anymore.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: Far off the chain.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: Off the chain is sadly gone to the wayside as well.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: Off rip.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: I've always liked off rip.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: For like off the bat.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: I like that too.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: Right at the beginning, it means yes, off rip.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right off rip, dog.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_02: I like when black people misconstrue those things.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like they'll say off the back instead of off the back.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like the backboard?
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: So they're making it about basketball?
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_01: Basketball Americans, dude.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: But that doesn't make sense.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: That means Is it like it didn't go directly in, but it, you know.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Bank shot.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what does that mean?
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: People don't even call them bank shots.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: How does that and then there's some slang terms like cool.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: Cool has just been a thing.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Staying power.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: And we're still using it.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's funny that cool means awesome or uh uh trendy or whatever you know what I mean.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then hot means basically the same thing.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you could also make it mean sexually attractive, too, you know.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hot is just like the more elevated version of cool.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: I guess that makes it.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_02: Because cool is like hip in, right, neat.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, that's cool.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: But hot is like, oh, this is like taking off.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, that's hot.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's hot.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, that's hot.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: That's what Will Smith said.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: Fork knife.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Will Smith is a great bellwether for whether something should be said anymore or not.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_02: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_02: Good call.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, sick, dude.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_02: That was fun little chat.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_02: Let's do the show.
• 3:09
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• 3:14
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• 3:21
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• 3:28
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• 3:31
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• 3:34
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• 3:37
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• 3:38
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• 3:39
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• 3:41
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• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: Never forget.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: And a whistleblower was just found dead by apparent suicide tied to the Epstein money.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying, Jim.
• 3:55
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• 3:56
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• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of billionaires, by the way, welcome everyone to Fart Mouth Podcast, a show whose hosts have recently heard and found out that there's microplastics in every human man's semen.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_02: Which inherently means that it's in billionaire semen.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_02: They're not even safe.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_02: But that's that's not good, right?
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_02: Kids eat that.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: I have magnum plastics in my semen.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, macro plastics.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there you go.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's better.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: I went with the magnum because of the obvious.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: That's fair.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: We're associated.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_02: Every week we do a few rotating sections with each other off and Tyler.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'm Dang.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna get right on into the show.
• 4:44
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• 4:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: You know it.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: You love it.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_02: You're probably maybe a little sick of it, but you deal with it anyway.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_02: Just like uh having sex with the same old bag when you're in your 40s.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: Would you rather extreme extreme?
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: Let's get extreme, JP.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, this is kind of extreme.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: The second part is pretty extreme.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: So uh, Tyler, would you rather?
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: Your topic was worms.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's remind me of your one.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I'm I went with earthworms just like you did, although I could have gone with like a tapeworm.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: I could have gone with well, you you had tapeworms.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_02: I did tapeworm and earthworms.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I went with earthworm.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_01: I could have gone with like worms like dogs get.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: I could have, you know what I mean?
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: I went with earthworms on both.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: You could have gone with ringworm, which is technically a fungus.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: True, yeah.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I could have, I didn't.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Uh would you rather sleep nightly on a bed of thousands of earthworms?
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_01: Would they be wriggling?
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's another word I like a lot.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: They're alive.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_02: W-R-I-G wriggling.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_01: The ones that you were laying on are probably writhing rather than wriggling.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: But yes.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Another thing.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: Gasping for breath.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, another W Z.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if it would be the same if I did it, it would just be fewer worms that would be.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: Would be in my uh, you know.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: Roughly 50% less worms would be gasping for breath.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_01: If we're going weight wise, I guess, but uh but yeah, I was I wasn't gonna hit you with the I'm half your size.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: Let's measure the surface area of our backs.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean it would probably be like 70% of the worms, but anyway.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh just the way the anatomy works out and everything.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_01: Or force a four-inch earthworm fully into your peehole, meaning it has to disappear into your peehole, like your your little peehole has to close around it.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: It has to be in there all the way.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_01: I gotcha.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, which I as soon as I thought of the second part, I was like, that's staying.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if the bed part at the beginning is staying, and the the bed part is for the rest of your life, by the way.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: And there's obviously got to be dirt in there too, because that's what the earthworms live in, you know.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_01: I gotcha.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: So, like it's dirt, but there's like thousands of worms in it, you know, and on top of it and shit.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: But for in order for them to stay alive, they have to have like a flower bed or whatever the fuck to with soil.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_01: What do I get to wear to bed?
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh damn, that is a consideration, isn't it?
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I I mean the worst is naked, right?
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that would be so that obviously.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: Because I want you to put this earthworm in your peehole.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's the whole point of this, would you rather?
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_01: Is what do I have to do to make the first part so bad that you try to get the earthworm in your peehole?
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_01: That motherfucker's gonna be moving around a lot, dude.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: Forcing his little fucking face into your peehole is gonna be difficult.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the way they move, too.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_02: He might slink it a little deeper.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_02: He might end up in my bladder, dude.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, here, okay, I thought of it because I thought of the would you rather?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_01: So I thought of like a couple of the contingencies of sticking this fucking earthworm in your peehole.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_01: So you would want to pinch below where the earthworm's gonna end up.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_01: I see.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_01: You'd want to pinch the bottom of the shaft with maybe like a clamp from the garage or something, like the upper hand.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_01: Both hands.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because you want to have both hands to be able to stuff him down in there.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_01: He's not gonna want to go.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_01: He's gonna be like, There's no dirt in here.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'm good, dog.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_01: Please leave me alone.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_01: No nutrients.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: A four-inch earthworm, too.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, and you know that little that little weird spot on a fucking earthworm's shaft that's like bigger than the rest of the earthworm.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like the ne I think of it like a neck, even though it's not.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's like his little turtleneck collar, you know?
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_02: It's like the ring around the end of your penis right before the head starts.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: It is, it is like that.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's his little foreskin.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's his uh circumcision scar.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: All earthworms are Jewish and they have to get circumcised before they scurry through the dirt like all Jews do.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: They do seem pretty Jewish, I'm not gonna lie.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: As soon as you said that.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_02: They are like all Jewish, I'm pretty sure.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: They are slinking around thinking about coins and shit.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure Hitler hated earthworms too, if I had to guess.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, ugh, as he saw him.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: He stomped on everyone that he saw.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: True.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I'm yeah.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_01: I'm I think I think I've got the the weight correct.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like laying in a bed of earthworms would be a bitch the rest of your life.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_01: Sleeping on it every night.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:49
  unknown: Yeah.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: You're on your side and you're looking at your phone, and then like an earthworm just fucking makes it makes its way in front of your screen.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_02: Like just flops up.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's that's definitely the worst part.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_02: That would be the worst.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_01: Well, after like two months of getting used to the earthworm feeling on your body, that would get annoying.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine you're a stomach sleeper, dude.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_02: Your fucking face is just I kind of am.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: Wriggles.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_01: I just have them wriggling all over my dick and balls constantly.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_01: Because I I smash my dick and balls into the mattress every night.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_01: Sleeping on old Wrigley Field.
• 10:26
  unknown: Nice.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh the other funny option.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_01: The Cubs or the socks?
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, I believe it's the Cubs.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, I think the other funny option for like what to wear to bed would have been like the old the old tiny like stripe, pinstriped PJs with the the the cap that like for some reason has this really long top to it that folds over and has a poof ball at the end.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: Why do they make it like that?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Why was that even a thing to begin with?
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh that's there's a lot of like old timey stuff that I just don't understand the utility behind like that, like that sleeping cap.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: But it's cool, it's iconic.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: Another thing that's iconic and cool is the strong men would always wear like the uh the leotard with the fucking red and white stripes on it.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why, but it's just like such a thing that they all wore.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_02: So cool.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_01: I have never been able to take the word leotard seriously for very obvious reasons because I think I was eight the first time I heard the word.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like DiCaprio with Down syndrome, kind of Leotard.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yes, exactly.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and I I can't not hear Riotard every time someone says it.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_01: I can't not hear that.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_01: And the first time I heard it, I think it was like eight or something, this lady came to our elementary school and she was like an interpretive dance something or other.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god, and someone asked her about what she was wearing, and she was like, Oh, my Leotard?
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_01: And I I like could not hold it, dude.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, what?
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_01: That's why wouldn't they change the name now, though?
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, call it anything else.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Leo mentally handicapped.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh uh fatoget.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh uh, I'm trying to change the word in the same way, you know.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_01: I guess it would be a lat, but still, it's close enough, dude.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_01: It's got the end of the word there, it's got tard in it, man.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_02: Leo divergent.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like neurodivergent.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I got you.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: Uh nope.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_01: I was like a car that wants lintily challenged.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_01: I was trying to get there.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_01: That's like a retarded bean.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: Lintally challenged.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: I can't eat beans, man.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm lintily lintose intolerant, bro.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_02: This is the stupidest start to a fucking show we've had.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_02: Probably ever.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_02: Um so one thing I was thinking about with the uh earthworm in the pee hole.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's interesting because it's the first insert thing into pee hole uh scenario that we've ever pitched in the many, many years of the show that I don't I honestly don't think would hurt.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like it would be uncomfortable, don't get me wrong.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: But like they're slimy, first of all.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_02: Second of all, they're kind of like an octopus where like they can you know they compress really well.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they do, yeah.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_02: And like it wouldn't really like gape your pisshole too much.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_02: You could kind of just get it in there, like it's gonna fight, maybe, yeah in the beginning.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess once you get half of it in, the rest of it probably wouldn't be terrible.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, just because like you're poking it from behind, it might slink in to get away from you prodding it from behind.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe because it's like this is dark and moist in here.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it's safer than whatever's uh assaulting my ass right now.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I feel like uh that's it's definitely not cool that it's alive, but it's the least like I guess uh egregious thing that you've tried to shove in my pisshole.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably over the years.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's the grossness, it's like the gross factor of it.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm is the is the part that really sells it.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_02: It gets in there, it seals, you can kind of like toothpaste tube it out and then never do it again.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_01: I guess so, yeah.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I thought.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, as the So I'm gonna tell you why I'm picking that option.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: Good luck getting pussy on a bed of worms.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I did think of that.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you just enjoy never getting laid again for the rest of your fucking life.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you just fuck other places, obviously.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_01: You just fuck other worm people.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck on the couch, fuck on the floor, fuck everywhere else, but not on the bed of worms.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_02: But then it's like, all right, it was nice to see you, honey.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go lay in my bed of earthworms.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Catch you later.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's just never gonna work out, man.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm basically like a vampire or something.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: Or an X-Files monster of the week or whatever.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_02: It'd be tough to explain away all the fucking like one day you show up and there's like a little bit of dirt under your eye or something that you missed.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you gotta shower every morning for sure.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_02: I know, but you're gonna miss something once in a while.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_02: You're tired because you got wriggled awake for the 50th fucking time.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: They slap you in the face so much through the night, you never get a good night's sleep.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: What if you're like you learned something about worms that nobody ever knew because they've never been around them for that long?
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: Or like they are in fact Jewish.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_01: They have a synagogue.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_01: They every Saturday they just chill, dude.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_02: I had just fallen asleep and I got woken up by It was weird, dude.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: They had one of them up on a chair, up on a little chair.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: A chair made of dirt.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_02: They kept like they just kept forming themselves into stars of David.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: It was weird.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_01: That's like the worm king.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_01: It's just a big star of David.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: They're in a knot.
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_02: They've knotted themselves together in the shape of a penny.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_01: You wake up and you got worm Jew curls on either side of your fucking head.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: That would be wild, dude.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, so my second one has my the new theme.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna write your theme down.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: That you were going to enjoy, Tyler.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna like that you're gonna get to do this next week.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_02: I'm excited.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm excited about what you think of with this format.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's a tried and true format.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's it is us, dude.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: It's really you.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_01: You came up with it.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_01: I've got a touched mind, so maybe.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: My theme is every time.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: Meaning your would you rather starts with every time blah blah happens.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_02: You blah, you blah.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: Every time you fart, you come.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_01: I forgot about this until I was in the bathroom earlier, trying to rack my brain, trying to think of a good would you rather.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, why don't I just steal Tyler's whole thing?
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: Every time.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather, Tyler?
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: Every time you eat, you ejaculate.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Anything, anything you eat, like any calories whatsoever.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, you can't do calories because you could just do zero calorie shit.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_01: But you can't do zero calorie shit forever.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you're gonna have to eat some.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: You wither away.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_01: And you ejaculate every time you eat.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's a full load.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_01: You could you could eat you could plop one oyster cracker in your fucking mouth.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: As soon as you swallow, you ejaculate.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: Or oyster cracker.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_01: Or every time you ejaculate, it's half piss.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, some lemon cream.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, dude.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_01: Some lemon meringue pie coming out of your fucking little brown eye.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_01: One-eyed monster.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: One eyed snake.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_01: Brown eye is the asshole.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: I remember.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: I guess if you're black, you have a brown-eyed monster.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, damn.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's true.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: We got brown eye in the front.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: Some chicks only want that.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, you got that going for you.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_02: Congratulations.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_01: If you have a black penis.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's just how it is, dude.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: Something about them.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_01: They they enjoy it.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: Um no judgment, by the way.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_01: To each their own.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, race trader.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: Uh fucking Lib Tard piece of shit.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: So uh going back to the first option.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_02: Remind me.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: What was it?
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: I got to say every time you eat, you ejaculate.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_02: Right, right, right, right.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: Which presents its own complications, obviously.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's it's I mean, it's interesting because you could try to like so like one meal a day exists as a concept.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_02: And that would probably be close to what I would try to accomplish.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_02: Can you come from other means?
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_02: Could I like have a meal in the morning, nut, go to work, work my full work day, come home, bang my chick, come again.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: But then when you eat again, you're gonna come again.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: Right, you know, yeah.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: That's yeah.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_02: Honestly, that would probably be the better option for me.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: For my like lifestyle, health goals.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, yeah, okay.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't think about that.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: Cause like I've done one meal a day before.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: I used to do intermittent fasting, and I I was at an 18-hour window, and after a while I was just like, I don't want to like my window is so short for eating, I don't want to eat again.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_02: So I just like would smash like a fucking giant meal one time uh in the middle of the day.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_02: But whatever.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_02: Inconsequential.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's doable.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_01: The other option was every time you ejaculate, it's half pissed.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_02: Half piss, right.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_02: Problem.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_02: Problem with that.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_02: Well, okay, so here's here's the pluses and minuses.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_02: The chick I'm with right now would be totally down for me to just bust in her holes for the rest of eternity.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: I don't ever I would never have to pull out.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: But it takes my pleasure of pulling out away because sometimes I like to see what I've created.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_02: You know, what's been brewing up.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's been a few days.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: What what kind of volume we talking here?
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: So that that's gone, because I don't want to piss all over her.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_02: I think that would uh make things end, probably very quickly.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, I mean, I feel like with with all those factors in mind, I've got to go with the first option.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'm allowed to nut outside of have you ever half pissed?
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever done that in the game?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: And a girl?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: No, just in general.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: Like nut, half nut, half pissed.
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_01: Kinda, yeah.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was a mix.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like, honestly, dude, I feel like it's breathing and drinking.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you have to like you when you take a drink, it goes down one pipe.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_02: If you take a breath, it goes down the other pipe.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like it's like that.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_02: There's like little flaps.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: There's like a flap that goes over your bladder.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like no entrar.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because inside of you is Mexican, obviously.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, yeah.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_02: Uh it's like no exit, can't do it.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_02: And then the cum comes out, and vice versa.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, one time I did.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_01: One time I did.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: If it was, I think it was one of those where it's like when you're a I was a teenager, I was like a like young, I was like, you know, 12, 13, something like that.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_01: And I was in the shower, and it was probably my second or third jerk of the shower.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was one of those when you're a kid and you first, you know, you haven't been jerking long, and so you do it a lot.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_01: You try to push the limits of your own scrotum, you know.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_01: And uh I I it was like the second or third time, and I think because like every time I come, I kind of have to piss.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like two or three minutes after I come, I kinda I like I could go piss.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_01: I feel that.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so I think it was one of those type deals, and I didn't go piss, I just jerked off again.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: So then I had the piss like built up, you know.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was that kind of deal.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_01: And I remember it being like clear piss.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_01: Like I maybe I I must have been hydrated, you know, pretty good that day or something.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_01: You've just been coming too much.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_01: Because I remember it being clear piss.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like it came out like a stream, like piss.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and but there was like a different color to it, and it was right when I would have come on that jerk, you know?
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: So I did do that once, and that's where I got the idea.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think I may have told you about my friend uh Conway that told me a story about when he was I feel like he was maybe 18 or somewhere between 18 and 19, like just got into college, but he was still living with his parents, and he was he was super into edging, like it oh yeah.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_02: This is like when edging was like really popping off on the internet and people were becoming aware of it.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: Edging your bits, right?
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and uh he said he would like go on marathons of edging for hours and hours.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_02: Damn.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_02: And one day, so he also told us, he so told us this.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, when I'm edging, I I would like you know, watch porn or whatever, and then when I felt like I was getting close, I would switch over to this League of Legends streamer on Twitch who looked fucking unfortunate and just stare at him and wait for it to go down and go away, yeah, and then pop back over to porn, you know, jerk it again, and then just keep going back and forth.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_02: Right, okay, which is maniacal and psychotic.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_02: No, yeah, it is, it's crazy.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but he said one day he had he was coming up on hour eight of edging, and he had been fucking just powering through all day, and then uh he was like getting really close to nutting, and then he heard his mom from like downstairs yell up like dinner's ready or whatever, and he like panicked and lost concentration, and like instead of coming, he just emptied his bladder, pissed all over the floor in his bedroom.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: Damn.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: It might have been what I did.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_01: There might have been a similar like physiological thing to what happened to me.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_01: I was not edging though.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: But I think it almost gives that a little bit of that like effect of your uh kind of reproductive system being kind of taxed.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_01: If it's your second jerk, you know?
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_01: Second or third jerk.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think there's a lot of I know I I brought up the gate, like the no entrar thing.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_02: I think it is like a sphincter muscle kind of deal.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_02: And I feel like that muscle gets tired after a while, especially for like holding piss.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_02: And it just kind of kind of gives out.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_02: I I think that's also why girls quote unquote squirt.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's like they're they're like coming so hard that they like lose control of that sphincter muscle, and it just kind of opens up and the floodgates come up pouring.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_01: You know what you could think of to make yourself not come with a chick?
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_01: Shit.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_01: I just I just thought of this.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_01: What is that?
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: Think of how there's like always like two pounds of shit inside of any human at any given time.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Think about that.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like look down at her and be like, God damn it, there's shit like all in her right now.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like there is a trail of fucking shit all in the bottom half of this bitch right now.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: She's just like a human shrimp from Red Lobster.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly, dude.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_01: Undepooped.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: My little shrimp cocktail right now.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_01: Emphasis on the tail.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_01: Little piece of some.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_01: It is funny that people used to just just say tail like that.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_01: You won't get some tail tonight.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm gonna get me some scratch, boy.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_02: Some strains.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: Some good trim.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_02: I like that one too.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_02: Brings a new meaning when early cyler says, don't touch the trim.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, I think um I think I'm gonna go with the option that doesn't make me piss when I come, the eating one.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: I did have a one last clarifying question about it, even though I've already picked it.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: I think that the answer is inconsequential.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: But does eating pussy count?
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, you have to consume food.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's about consuming food.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think I could work.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's not just the verb eat.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_02: And you said food too, so like I can drink water and you know, beer and coffee and stuff.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_02: But you have to eat, you know.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_02: I just, you know, because you you drink a lot more than you eat.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_01: It counts if you blend food too, by the way.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_01: So you couldn't get around it by making protein shakes and shit anyway.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_02: We'll we'll actually that we'll come back to that idea later.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_02: Just so you know.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_02: Because we have another segment.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_01: Should we do comments?
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think we should do comments.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_01: Let's let's punctuate this shit with comments.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_02: I like to punctuate show with some Spotify comments from the bros.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_02: You listen to the show when you go to Spotify.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: Click on the comment section.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_02: My name is I can't remember any of their names.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_02: R and J, and I think you're all kind of gay.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_02: My name is Basket, and I'm pissed that I didn't get to hear stuff about RuneScape.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: I am mad.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_02: So very mad.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_02: I play Yu-Gi-Oh! with my dad, who I never met.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know Basket that fucking well.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: How long do you think I could keep that going?
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: Way too long.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: I could just keep stream of consciousness.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_02: His name is Venusaur.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: He's a Pokemon.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_02: He's on a screen.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_02: I want to fuck a man.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_02: We're we're dialing back that bit.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's done forever.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_01: Uh okay, so I think this might be a new commenter.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_01: So we're going back three weeks.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_01: We're going back to 338.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: Dress for your calendar.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_02: This has how long it's been since we've remembered to do Spotify.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_01: It hath been three weeks.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_02: We're so sorry.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but leave comments.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_01: We will do them in a month or so.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_01: Uh eventually they will be read.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's Atomic Waffle said two weeks ago.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_01: Atomic Waffle.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like he's commented once before.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe, maybe once.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_01: If I'm dressing for my calendar and it's my birthday, can I wear my birthday?
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_02: Shit, bro.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_01: This man is thinking outside the fucking box.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_01: Thinking outside the bun.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Big Doinks 801, not sure if that's a new commenter or not.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_01: Said, bro, my comments are always, quote, in review.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, that's I think that's easy.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_02: Because Eazy said the same thing in the Discord one time.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_02: He said, every time I post a comment, it always says that it's in review.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_02: And I feel I wanted to say, I think that's probably that wasn't easy.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_02: It was somebody else.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_02: It was Ebenezer Schoonz.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: Scoons said that.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_02: He said.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_02: Never mind.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_02: My original theory was that Easy's always saying some crazy racist fucked up shit.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_02: And that's why his comments are stuck in review.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_02: But Schoonz is a good boy.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_02: He would never.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know how to get around that.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, maybe stop saying anti-Semitic shit on Spotify.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_01: And all your other comments.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just kidding.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't think you did.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: Scoon Rogan.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_01: Miss Gachel.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_01: I can't make a good uh anymore.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_01: Uh um pull that up.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_01: Atomic Waffle says again.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, we we had no comments on last week's or two weeks ago's episode.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_01: OSHA certified grunge head.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_01: We did not have any comments on that.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_01: God damn, that was a funny episode.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_01: Atomic Waffle did one comment, another comment, I mean, on uh Skeeter Parker, though, 340.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_02: Skeeter Parker, dude.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_01: As a Chiefs fan, born and raised in Kansas City, I also hate the Taylor Swift stuff, and I feel your pain, Jake.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's not your fault that you're gay, but like we we understand where you're coming from.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_02: Because Taylor Swift is is obnoxious.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_01: P.S.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_01: He says, congrats on being 3-0.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_01: The Raiders have already won the same amount of games that they won all of last season.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: And that is true.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_01: Damn, that's brutal.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and hopefully we beat the sorry ass fucking Patriots this time.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_02: It's also dated because they're three and one now.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: They are, but it was a close game.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: It was very close.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_02: Could have gone either way.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_02: Came down to the wire.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_02: One fucking retarded kick returner didn't, you know, fumble the ball and the bag.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: Darique Young.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking bitch.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but yeah.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you Darique.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: Well, thank you for the congratulations.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_01: Congratulations to your team for being 4-0.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking cunts.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you deserve it, I guess.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, uh your team does deserve it.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_01: And the only reason they deserve it is because they went and got Kenneth Walker III from the fucking Seahawks in the offseason.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_01: He's a monster and his teeth are fucked up.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_02: Next segment.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_02: Is that that RG3 feller still played football?
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_01: No, he's a uh an analyst or whatever.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_01: He's like a commentator guy.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, I saw this video the other day.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: Cam Newton was talking to some guy.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_02: You saw that too?
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_01: No, I've just seen clips of him.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: He's always in a weird hat and he's talking to the same guy.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: Well, he was basically put this guy from the NFL on the spot, and he's like, Why do you think no teams are calling me to come play football for them?
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_02: And he's like, Well, you know, it's like fucking the way our bank accounts are set up, and you know, he's like trying to come up with excuses.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_02: And but then the guy was like, Well, I mean, you tell me, like, of all the the teams in the NFL right now, like, which teams do you think that you could like you get a whole offseason to prepare and just like you go in and you can start right off the bat.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_02: And he was like, Well, you know, like, fuck shit, dog, you know, like discounting all the ones with like Lamar Jackson's and the, you know, like he's naming off all the like absolute top of the heap quarterbacks.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, uh, besides those ones, I mean like all of them.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: And the guy was just like, okay.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, you saying shit like that is why no NFL team's gonna call you, bro.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he he went to the fucking Patriots in the twilight of his career and he sucked.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't good.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you could argue that the Patriots weren't good then, and you'd be right, but like Bill Belichick was still the coach.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_01: Even he couldn't get good play out of you.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_01: So sorry, bro.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe maybe you had, you know, washed up a little bit, dog.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_01: Like maybe that's what happened.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_01: Seems like it.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_01: You're almost 40.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_01: Your arm's not gonna be the same.
• 33:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think or your brain.
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_02: I think the guy who asked that said something about personality issues to him as well, which is right, right in line with what you were saying.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_02: 100%.
• 33:57
  SPEAKER_02: You can't dress like that and play football.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, uh we reject dude, dude.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_01: Some there was a uh a video of Mahomes coming down the uh the fucking stairs off of the plane in Vegas and last week last week before the game, and he's coming in.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_01: And he's in this like fucking Louis Vuitton, like three-piece suit with a vest and everything.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_01: And someone was like, uh, I'd like to see the look on his face when he uh when he saw that uh laid across his bed this morning.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like his wife put it there.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's hilarious.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: Great.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_02: My thought was like he looks like he's about to his grandma's about to drag him to church with his cute little vest.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: It did look like that, dude.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_01: That's hilarious.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: It was bad.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: That shit is all stupid.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_01: I hate that.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_01: Show up in sweats, like who gives a fuck?
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, like NBA players.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's not a fashion show, dude.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_02: You're playing football.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_02: NBA players, they'll just wear like the their team's jumper.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like a zip-up or a hoodie, and like the breakaway pants with all the colorway of their team.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like, that makes sense.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_02: Right, dude.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: You look like a professional sports player and not a fucking peacock.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, every now and again, Max Crosby will wear some wild shit, but and he'll take a chance, but it's never like what Mahomes had on, dude.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's never quite that bad.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_02: Wild.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_02: Wild behavior.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, we got another segment.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're gonna get the frick out of here, dude.
• 35:28
  SPEAKER_02: Ladies and gentlemen, there's Tyler's top ten.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_02: I fucked up.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_02: I meant to make it louder and I skipped through it.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_02: Ladies and gentlemen, there's Tyler's.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_02: Top 10 let's let's go.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_02: I like it when it's about that.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_02: Nice.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_02: I've got uh two top fives.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_02: Again, it's a dichotomy of two different things, best and worst, essentially.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, it's one that I know I have never done before, and I think we'll bring up a little bit of interesting conversation.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_02: I would say perhaps not a lot of funny gonna happen for the rest of the show, but we'll see.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: My number my uh first list is my top five underrated comfort foods.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_02: Things that like people don't eat it every day, you know, they just eat it once in a while on occasion, and it doesn't really get the flowers it deserves.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_02: Like burgers and pizza, like those are obviously fire tacos, things like that.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_02: Those are like daily driver eats.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: But these are like shit that people don't eat every day and they hardly ever talk about, but are absolute gas.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_01: Those are your go-to's in two go.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_01: If you will.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_01: If I will you're talking about some sleepers.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_02: Gotcha.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_02: Shit that's gas that no one ever talks about, and you only eat every once in a while when your Mima feels like firing up the gas stove.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_02: Number five.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: Salisberry steak.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh with some mashed fucking taters, bruh.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_01: Dude.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: You could even you can even throw some goddamn corn or peas in that shit.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be down skis on.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_02: Some greebies?
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_02: A little bit of greebies.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe some succotash, dude.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_02: Corn and green beans mixed together.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you knew that.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm down.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'm down.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: There's no suffering in my succotash, I tell you that.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_01: I'm fucking living high on the hog on that.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_01: Correct Amundo.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that goddamn cat was talking about.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, cat with a lisp.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_01: Shut the fuck up.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_02: It's also one where, like, if you can there's some like comfort food type restaurants and shit that'll make a lot of these items.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_02: But they make them like from scratch, the way they're supposed to be, whatever, instead of like a frozen dinner ass bullshit.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like a legit Salisbury steak made by someone that gives a fuck.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: It's crazy how good they are.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, dog.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_02: Give me a banquet and I'm fine, dude.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_02: Banquet's fine.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_02: Don't get me wrong.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not here to denigrate banquet.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not here to sully the saladsbury steak here.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying, like, if you kick it up a notch, put a little fucking TLC in that motherfucker.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's next level.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_02: Number five, number four, sorry.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_02: Waterfalls of gravy.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bro.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: Enough to make your mama slap you because you had too much.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: I will chase those waterfalls of gravy.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_02: Uh is that a that's a monster, isn't it?
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was the pre-mixed Jack and Coke.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_02: No, no.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_02: You ever had one of those?
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, I have not.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_01: I had one the other one.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_02: But it's fine.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_02: It fucked me up, dude.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_02: They are way stronger than they have any right to be.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_01: I thought about doing the Little Vodka seltzer guy one time, but they're fine.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's girl shit, but still.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_01: They're fine.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_02: Number four.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: This is the only side on the list.
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_02: But I think that it doesn't get the love it deserves.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_02: Some good old-fashioned country style biscuits.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_02: Dude.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_01: Buttery.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: But like also gloopy.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 39:10
  SPEAKER_02: I like them real thick and gloopy.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_02: A little doughy?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_02: Well, not so much like undercooked, but like they Pillsbury started this trend that I don't agree with where they're like layered and flaky.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_02: You don't like that?
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's fine, but it's not a real biscuit.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a croissant Yeah, it's its own thing, but like, yeah, it's pretty fucking good.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_02: They're good, but it's like sometimes you just want to chew on that motherfucker for like a good minute and a half.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know about that.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I agree with this.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_01: That's how your Mima intended.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_01: I think you take one of those flaky Pillsbury motherfuckers and you put a gravy fucking saturated Salisbury between those.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, bro.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_01: That is white trash, fucking high on the hog living, bro.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_01: That would be gas, though.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_01: That's fucking sick.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: Salisbury steak biscuit sandwich.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_02: That would be pretty fire.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_02: I'm about to come piss.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I I say I say this because the other day, I don't know, maybe like a week ago, my chick was like, I want breakfast for dinner.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_02: So we went and we got uh a half dozen eggs, some Jimmy Dean or Jack, I can't remember who made it.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh the little sausage pats.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_02: The sausage patties.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_02: And I went over to the biscuit section and I was like, man, I'm tired of this flaky bullshit.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_02: And I got the country style Pillsbury biscuits, and I think they're better, especially for what we were doing.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_02: And I took one of those little sausage, the turkey sausage patties, stuck it on that biscuit, fired.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, you're making me hungry, first of all.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I I love when I can take the ingredients of the breakfast for dinner and I can make a Sammy out of it.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: That is my favorite thing.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_01: I wanna I wanna streamline this shit.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: I I order, like I specifically order sometimes when I'm in a diner situation.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'll order a the fucking scrambled eggs, uh, the sausage patties, and the toast, but I don't tell them I'm gonna I'm about to make a sandwich out of that.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_01: I just order that because they have a sandwich on the menu that is much more expensive.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_01: But I order the little like little side breakfast plate of that, of those ingredients, and I fucking dude, I munch.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's also kind of like better when you get to make it.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_02: Because a lot of times you order like any type of breakfast sandwich with egg on it.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_02: They do like the egg patty kind of deal.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_02: And it it's not the same as like a fried, like a fried egg on that bitch.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_02: Is different, you got the crispy edges, a little bit of runny yolk, but they like mix it up and they put it in the little oval on the thing.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I kind of make.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm talking about when they make an egg patty.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like egg patties.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I see what you're saying.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like McDonald's.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, yeah, you're right.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_02: I got I got you.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_02: I take the fried egg and put it on there and let it fucking, you know, drape over the sides a little bit.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_02: And then you get to build it yourself and like you get to deal with the ratios and shit.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's more satisfying and the sandwich is better.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: I've always been a scrambler.
• 42:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not I'm not huge on the sunny side up or whatever, the the where the yolk is running all over the place.
• 42:28
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like that either.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_02: That's why I get my eggs over medium.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay, cool.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_02: Put you on game.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: They're just just a little runny.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_02: Right, yeah.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's nice and thick because it's halfway cooked.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's gas.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_01: I would yeah, but I I still get the scrambies and then I fucking I toss them on there.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_01: Scambi eggs.
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_01: Just deal with the mess.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_01: Scambi eggs are good, don't get me wrong.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's not made for a sandwich.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_01: I did an open face sandwich phase for a while where I would have like two slices of toast I put on the plate first, and then I would chop up fucking uh sausage links and uh and eggs, you know, I had to have the scrambled eggs, and I'd put that over the top of the toast, eat it with a fucking fork, you know.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_01: Breakfast man hat cutting off little, you know, you're cutting off slices of the fucking toast underneath, and then you stick it with your fork, you get the fucking sausage and eggs on top.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_01: I see.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's fantastic, dude.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_01: Sounds cool.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_01: I like it.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta have butter between though.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_01: I see.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_01: I don't that was the key.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_01: I I did it once without butter and it was super bland.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_02: And then uh the butter was the perfect salted butter changes the game on breakfast for sure.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_02: You don't even need to salt any food, you just use the salted butter.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's just salty enough.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, breakfast for dinner is fucking fantastic, which is a good time.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_02: I usually get pancakes when I do that, but just doing the eggs, bacon, and biscuits was fire, dude.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_01: My chick's been doing waffles on Sunday mornings, and that's been sick.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_02: You're talking ego?
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, just get the eggs out of it.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: The freezer, dude.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_01: Just make it easy.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_01: Make life easy.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's very occasional for me that I'll fuck with uh waffles or or pancakes.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_02: French toast.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's only because she's making it.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, uh, I lied.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Number three is another side dish.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sick.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_02: It's probably my favorite side dish ever in any scenario to the point where like I would eat it by itself as the meal.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_02: Thanksgiving stuffing, bro.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sick, yeah.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_02: Stuffing?
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_02: Stuffing is sick.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's bread and herbs and butter and water.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's all.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_02: And it's fucking amazing.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's so good, dude.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: It is good.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: I've legit bought stovetop and ate it as like a meal.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like I make the whole box and then eat half of it.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_02: Boom.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_02: Lunch.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's fire, dude.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_02: I love that shit.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_02: Not much else to say about that.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, it's just good.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_02: Number two on my top five underrated comfort foods.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_02: Find a motherfucker to disagree with me and I'll find where he lives.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:04
  SPEAKER_02: Chicken.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_02: Pot pie.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 45:09
  SPEAKER_01: That's good shit.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_02: How is that not like on every menu?
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_02: I went to this place in uh Kentucky one time that like they do all this, like meatloaf and fucking fried chicken.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, that's shouldn't even be on the list.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_02: People eat that every day.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: But like they do all the comfort food type stuff.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_02: And they had uh they had a beef pot pie on there.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I've never had a beef pot pie.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: What's up with that?
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_02: Got it.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_02: Bro, what the fuck?
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_02: Again, not to slander banquet, but they sell like the little bitty chicken pot pies.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_02: I ate those growing up all the time.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, don't you microwave them for eight and a half hours and they come out 7,000 degrees.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_01: I used to have those at the uh farthouse, if you remember.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_02: I think I used to be able to do that.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_01: I used to have them every once in a while at the firehouse, yeah.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_02: They're good.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_02: Don't get me wrong.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_02: But that fucking beef pot pie.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_02: Dude.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I mean, really, you you almost can't go wrong with a pot pie.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like all of the conventional things that are in a pot pie, like beef, turkey, chicken.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_01: Any of those is a good time.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_01: Totally.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_01: Every time.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_01: Every time I've had a pot pie, it's been exactly what I expected.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_01: Every once in a while, you go to a place where they make exotic pot pies that have random shit in them.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_01: Get the fuck out of you.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, dude, give me the conventional shit.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_01: This is a conventional dish.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you don't need to fancy it up.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_01: You don't need to fuck with it.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_02: The way it's poor people food, and you're trying to make it rich people food, and that's where you're fucking up.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, it's just, it's it's a it's a pie with gravy, the meat that you want, peas, carrots, that's a pot pie.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: Right?
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, pretty much.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_02: Am I missing anything?
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I am.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes the vegetables may vary.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_02: There might be little bits of potato in there.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, potato.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, my bad.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_01: There's a little potato in the banquet pot pie, I think.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_02: But I mean, that's the thing is like with the gravy and all that going on, like you could put pretty much any veggie in there.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_02: Right, but the potatoes are good.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: You're right.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: I I forgot about those.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but yeah, that you can't go wrong with a pot pie.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's so gas, dude.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_01: Insane.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_02: I've said gas like four times.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, dude.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_01: I've latched on top.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_01: Gotta mention this.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: Marie Calendar's Popeyes.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: You put it in the oven for 90 minutes.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's insane how long they take.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not kidding.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_01: It's 90 minutes.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_01: I did one of those at the fart house one time, and I almost withered away and died of hunger before it was done.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_01: It took so long.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_01: I I should have watched a movie.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_01: I should have put it in the oven and watched a movie and then come back after the movie.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I should have done.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_02: You got to fire that shit up as soon as you get home from work.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_02: And like hope that you don't fucking starve by the time it's done.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_02: Even in the microwave, they take forever.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_02: Even the little ones, it's like five minutes for you know, like chicken nuggets, you can throw them in there for two minutes and boom, you got a meal.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_02: Pop pie is like this big around, and it's like seven minutes.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_02: Dude.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_02: And then you gotta poke holes in it and all this shit.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's a it's a whole experience.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_01: By the time I got done with that, by the time that pot pie was finished, my belly was distended.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_01: I had flies buzzing me.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_01: I I spoke in a fucking I knew Swahili and shit.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_01: I I was turning Jake Macon.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's not Africa, but it works.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's the same, same descendant, uh uh, you know, lineage.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_01: Uh you know, all black people come from Africa.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's just what it is.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we all come from Africa, but you know what I mean.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_01: The the uh the the timeline's different for them.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_01: It just is.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they didn't spend any time in the snow, their ancestors didn't.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_01: They're more reasonable.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_01: Ours did.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_01: They just for some reason they were like, hey, let's go where like the earth clearly hates us for a while and just get really hardy and figure out uh how to basically demolish everyone else's crazy.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think it was all the people that were like, I'm not fast enough to outrun all these big cats out here.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna take my chances where it's too cold to breathe.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_01: We know how to make fire, so we'll figure it out.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's that's probably what it was.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, uh, I almost died of hunger, was the point.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Popeyes take forever, but it's worth it.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_02: It is, dude.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_02: It was so worth it.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: How do they make those at the restaurant, though?
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't understand a pie.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they make it like a pie, right?
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but like how do they make it in a way where you get it and you haven't been there for an hour before it comes out, I guess is what I'm saying.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_02: They gotta have like a bunch of half done ones.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_02: They just heat up.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think it's like all the ingredients are already cooked.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_01: And then they're just putting the the gravy in it, you know.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's not frozen.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_01: With the ingredients that are already cooked.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, and it's not frozen.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_01: That's that's the answer.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's a big one.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_02: What's your number one, bro?
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_02: Number one, the undisputed champion of comfort foods.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_02: Poor people food, that southern ass fucking Mimaw shit.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_02: And probably one of my on my top five favorite dishes of all time.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh chicken and dumplings.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck yeah, bro.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_02: Checking and fucking don'tplins, bro.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh that's the shit, dude.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_02: It's so fucking great.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_02: And it's so easy to make, too.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_01: It is, dude.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's simple.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_02: Literally just tear up some biscuits and throw them in the pot.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_02: God damn.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's insane.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, when you or ex when it's explained to you what it is, you're like, oh, no fucking wonder this is awesome.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah, it's literally pieces of biscuit that have that have become some oblong roundish shape because of how they were cooked.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_01: They've just been in the water just cooking.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_02: Just boiling.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_02: I uh we do potlucks at work sometimes, and I make the I make it in a crock pot, like a slow cooker.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_02: I just literally dump all the fucking ingredients in.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_02: And let it simmer for however many hours.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_02: And it's all it's just always amazing because it's impossible to fuck up.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_02: So good.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_02: Love chicken and dumplings.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_02: Shout the fuck out.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_02: That's the shit, dude.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh on to the next list.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_01: On to the next one.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, we have to do the uh the inverse, right?
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I took out comfort.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_02: I just I wanted to do a top five list of all the foods that I think are the most overrated.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like they're fine, but everyone acts like they're fucking amazing.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_02: Number five.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_02: This one hurts me a little bit because I like this food, but I hate how people act like it's so fucking important and amazing.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_02: Avocado toast.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off, dude.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_02: Right, right.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
• 52:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's a good breakfast item or like, you know, a quick meal, like a quick half halfway between a snack and a meal is where it really lands.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_02: A snail.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_02: I like avocado.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_02: I like toast.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_02: I like them together.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_02: But why do people like make this big thing out of it to where it's like so hip and cool to eat it?
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: Chill out.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's like boba tea.
• 52:45
  SPEAKER_02: I've never had boba tea, but I imagine it's fucking pointless.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's tea with balls.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_02: Ball tea.
• 52:54
  SPEAKER_02: You're gay.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_02: Number four.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you're gonna agree with all of these.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_02: Because this is really personal.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's just shit that I don't fuck with that I see is everybody's like super hype about.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_02: Donuts.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, I don't I don't you already know I don't fuck with sweets.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_02: And I tried to not let my bias against sweets get in here.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_02: But I'll I'll eat sweets once in a while.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you'll never hear me slander ice cream.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't I very rarely eat it, but I know that it's good.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_02: Donuts are just fucking not that good.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_02: You also have to look at it like opportunity costs.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like, this is like 480 calories per bite.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: And it's just fine.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like there's good ones out there, but they gotta really church them up to make them great.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_01: I I I like donuts.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_01: On the occasion that someone gets them on their way to work, and one of them's available.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the only time people like donuts is when they're free.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't go out of my way to get donuts, but I I don't I think because of how much I enjoy a chocolate long john with uh the the cummy cream on the inside.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_01: Cummy cream.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_01: The custardy cummy cream on the inside.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um the the Bavarian cream.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_01: Um because I enjoy that so fucking much, I can't po I couldn't possibly ever put donuts on a list like this myself.
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think they're overrated.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's I mean, I think it goes to my point that you would never go buy one.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_02: You just eat them when they're free.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, yeah, when they're available.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, someone brought donuts to work.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_01: Cool.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_01: I get free food.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_01: And if it's just glazed, that's a 50-50.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_01: If it's just regular ass glazed, it's it that's a 50-50 whether I'm gonna get one.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'd rather eat a granola bar.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_01: You you give me one with some jelly in it or some fucking Bavarian cream, we're on.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's on like Donkey Kong, bro.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_01: If if it has the shitty white fucking whipped cream in it, oh my god.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_01: Eat my dick.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not eating your shitty fucking stupid donuts.
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_01: What a fucking like if you're too white trash to to get the fucking bavarian cream or the jelly, suck my fucking asshole.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not eating your donuts.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_02: The one donut I had where I was like, okay, this is pretty, pretty fire, was uh it had raspberry jelly inside.
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_02: And that's because I like raspberry.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, dude.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_01: Raspberry, strawberry jelly, grape jelly in a donut.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_01: Now, I don't know that I've ever had that, but like a Welch's grape taste in a donut might be fire, dude.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_02: I think that what would be fire about that is if the glazy, like, you know how they'll put like not just regular glaze, but like one that's got yeah, like white cream.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like the chocolate thing that you have on the splendor.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_02: But it's white.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_02: What if they put a little bit of peanut butter in that and then put grape jelly inside?
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now that is a million-dollar idea.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_01: Right next to the half pack of cigarettes.
• 56:08
  SPEAKER_01: Peanut butter and jelly donut.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, surely someone's got there's a thousand boutique donut places that have that, I'm sure.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_01: But like peanut butter and jelly, like grape jelly on the inside.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like you literally squeeze Welch's grape jelly inside the donut.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_01: And then you got peanut butter on the top mixed in with like the the Yeah.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_01: That will make me come piss.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_01: That is fucking fantastic.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's just like you get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without any of the work.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_02: And it's kind of, you know, more of a pastry.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_01: And more unhealthy.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's part of the problem, too, is like the calorie per cost of like, I don't know.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, that is legitimately 700 calories.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's insane how much they are.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_01: For that.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's just not worth it.
• 56:59
  SPEAKER_01: For what we just described, the grape jelly with the peanut butter, and the only health benefit whatsoever is the minuscule amount of peanut of uh protein in the peanut butter.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_01: There might be like four micrograms of antioxidants in the grapes.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_02: I just don't fuck with it, dude.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_02: The one time, maybe two times a year, I have a donut at work when they bring donuts for free, is if I'm in the mood for the apple fritter.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_02: Those are fine.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_02: Apple fritters are, I I do enjoy those.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_02: But uh anyway, number three, and honestly, I feel like this could be number one.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_02: But I thought maybe you'd have an argument for whether or not it's a food.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_02: But this is something that I I detest the existence of.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm sure there's a lot of people out there that are gonna be like, well, you're just you're just being a sour puss.
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_02: I think that it's the dumbest fucking thing ever.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_02: I think that it's a waste of money and time and having to wash dishes because of how annoying they are to make and how expensive they are for what they are.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck in the asshole the entire plethora of smoothies.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck smoothies.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_01: I've literally never gotten one.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck them.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_01: In my whole life.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_01: Never made one, never gotten one.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_01: Uh unless No, never mind.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say, what wait, what about the Shamrock Shake?
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_01: But that's a shake, that's not a smoothie.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_02: Shake in the name.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, smoothies are like bananas and uh all these fruits blended together with yogurt and milk.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's like just eat the fucking fruit, dude.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_02: Why do you gotta a blender is annoying to clean.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_02: If you buy a smoothie from a place, it's nine dollars for the same shit that you could get for like two bucks.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like, and they like take fruit and they go, How about we just add a bunch of extra sugar to it?
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck off, dude.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_01: I would get a blender and maybe do all that shit if the cleaning process was fill the blender with water and soap and put it back on the thing and blend that, and that's how you washed it.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_01: If that's how you washed it, I would do it.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_01: But you have to take the goddamn thing apart, yeah, and it it comes apart into 17 pieces.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_01: And you gotta clean each one.
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're doing that every day, health nuts.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's insane.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_02: I used to make a lot of protein shakes, which is a different thing.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_02: It is a different thing, but I got like one of those magic bullet type ones, and that only has like three parts, right?
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_02: So it does simplify the process, and I would just chuck all three parts in the dishwasher.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_02: I guess that's how people do it, huh?
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_02: But the thing is, you can't run the fucking dishwasher every day, and I was having them every day.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_02: So I ran into a brick wall.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_02: I had to start fucking cleaning it myself, and it's like every time you do it, you're risking life and limb because you're gonna chop a finger off with that fucking thing.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_02: I cut myself twice.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_02: And I was just like, this isn't worth it.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_02: I stopped doing them.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_01: I did the uh I would just get the whey in the bag, you know, and then I would fucking pop that into my like milk or whatever, like usually almond milk, and then I would sit there and fucking stir it.
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_01: And it was a workout in and of itself.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_01: I was working out my forearm like crazy to fucking mix it into a solution because it never mixes.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_01: You always end up with some of that shit in the bottom.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, Well, I'm not getting all the BCAAs that I need to fucking bulk up.
• 1:00:38
  SPEAKER_02: All the stuff in the bottom is the protein and exactly.
• 1:00:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, so I need to get that shit, and I end up having to drink fucking powder, like you can feel it like sand going down your fucking throat.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's horrible.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_01: So, no, I like I hate every aspect of that.
• 1:00:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's probably like a good, I don't know, 25% of the reason that I stopped working out.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_01: It was because I was like, I have to do this whole thing.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I gotta buy an extra expensive thing like in this bag once every whatever, two weeks or whatever.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_01: They do got those blender bottles now, though.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, it's just got like the little metal ball inside.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_02: So when you shake you put the protein powder in and you shake it, and it's supposedly better.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_02: I've never tried it.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't know shit about that four or five years ago when I was actually working out.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_02: I I did the the blender thing because I wanted ice in mine.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted it to be like an icy kind of deal.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_01: It was kind of a chore to drink the whole goddamn thing, too, to be honest.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_01: They it says on the bag, it's like uh one serving is 24 grams of protein, but it says don't eat more than two servings per day or something.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_01: It was like uh there was something on there about you know, max out at two servings per day.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_01: I think because yeah, I think because like you're you're supposed to be getting like more than half of your protein from food for it to actually work.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_02: I'd rather eat beef jerky, honestly, because there's way more protein in that.
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_02: It's expensive as all hell, but yeah, right, right.
• 1:02:05
  SPEAKER_02: I like beef jerky.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_01: I would just uh I I can't remember exactly what all I did, but I would like shred chicken and eat that and do it do that whole deal.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_01: I've been there, but it's such a fucking bitch, dude.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_01: You're supposed to have, if I would if I'm remembering right, it was like when you're bulking, you're supposed to get like a hundred grams of protein a day.
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's two hundred.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_01: Is it it's a lot.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's it depends on your body weight.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think it sure fluctuates by your body weight.
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_01: I think it I want to say it was a gram of protein per pound of body weight per day.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_01: So I I figured if I got a hundred, I would be well on my way.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_01: And a hundred itself is fucking difficult to get to.
• 1:02:49
  SPEAKER_01: I would do two scoops of the goddamn powder, so that's 50, and then, or damn near it, and then what uh I mean, I'm eating chicken, I'm eating eggs, I'm I'm eating peanut butter, I'm eating trail mix, and I don't even know if I ever hit 100, dude.
• 1:03:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like that's fucking tough.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_01: It is tough.
• 1:03:07
  SPEAKER_01: My chest was looking swole though for like me for like I don't know, three months.
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's like my chest is actually popping out of my shirt a little bit.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_02: What's up?
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's I mean, it's only noticeable to my friends who've know me.
• 1:03:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like any anyone who doesn't know me would be like, oh, he just is a little slightly more muscular than than the next guy, maybe.
• 1:03:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's better than most people.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_01: Slightly, very uh emphasis on the slightly.
• 1:03:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not trying to brag.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_01: I did not really get bulked up at all, but I got a little more like cut, if you will, sure for four months, maybe.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_02: I remember I was there.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was cool for a minute until I stopped doing it because I got tired of it.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, tired of the whole rigmarole.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_02: I miss how how in shape I was when we started the show.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_02: It was like the perfect time.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_02: I was like 210 pounds and like mostly muscle.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_02: I was doing going to jujitsu like five, six times a week.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_02: Eating keto, like barely any fucking uh carbs at all.
• 1:04:14
  SPEAKER_02: I miss those days.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_02: I think it's it's about time I fucking get it together and quit goofing around.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_01: Same.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_01: I have a bench, I have free weights, I need to just fucking do it.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_01: I got no excuses other than uh it's hard.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_01: Low weight, high rep.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: I need to just do it.
• 1:04:32
  SPEAKER_01: I have a bike, I have all the shit I need to even do like a white trash, shitty workout routine that I would do.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_01: I have all the shit.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_01: I just have to fucking pare down and do it.
• 1:04:44
  SPEAKER_02: I need a fat friend to compete with that's like willing to Nick.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Nick.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_02: Nick, let's compete, bro.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_02: Because like my desire to win outweighs any like rational thinking I have in my head.
• 1:04:59
  SPEAKER_02: I can't be lazy when it comes to I want to win.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I never give up.
• 1:05:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's like there could be 30 seconds left in a competition, and I'm like, there's still a chance, dude.
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I could send it, bro.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_02: What if I just fucking, you know, what if something crazy happens?
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_02: You never know.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:15
  SPEAKER_02: But uh, yeah, fuck uh smoothies.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fuck smoothies.
• 1:05:20
  SPEAKER_02: Number two, this is kind of a blanket thing, and it's a little personal, and maybe it doesn't belong in the list, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck anything and everything on the menu at Chick-fil-A.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's overrated, it's just okay.
• 1:05:32
  SPEAKER_02: You hate gays and sure abortions, so fuck you.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, once in a while it's fine, but uh I I don't seek it out a whole lot.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_01: Uh and honestly, now that Arby's has the uh steak nuggets again, far superior to spit any chicken nuggets that exist.
• 1:05:54
  SPEAKER_01: Haven't tried the new apparently flaky, whatever fucking Burger King nuggets that they're hawking during football games.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_01: But I have no idea.
• 1:06:02
  SPEAKER_01: But well you would you would if you watch football.
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_01: But uh you would also see a lot of gambling ads.
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I bet, yeah.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_02: And a lot of beer ads.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_02: I heard they're they're not even calling it gambling anymore.
• 1:06:14
  SPEAKER_02: They're calling it trading.
• 1:06:15
  SPEAKER_01: They are, yes.
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_01: Which is like uh I'm sure Well, that's like the Cal Shis and the the polymarkets.
• 1:06:22
  SPEAKER_01: Those are called trading, uh, so that they can try to save face, but it's gambling.
• 1:06:27
  SPEAKER_01: It's just gambling on futures, it's not gambling on uh what happens in a sporting event.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but uh uh fuck.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_01: I had a I had a thread.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_01: Football.
• 1:06:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um I'll see.
• 1:06:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_01: I had a thread.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_01: I had a thread to go on on the gambling, but uh I can't remember it now.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I I'm uh if anyone was wondering, I'm not doing that this season.
• 1:06:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I've actually been reading a lot of bad about it.
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's like statistically the$110 I won, which was one of the only times I want to bet the year that I I actually gambled, uh the$110 I won when the uh I can't remember what teams, the Packers and the whoever, uh whenever the the kicker kicked that final field goal, and it was a walk-off field goal, that was the field goal that won me that.
• 1:07:33
  SPEAKER_01: It was it was like two field goals and two touchdowns in the by each team in the game was the bet.
• 1:07:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, sure, these are two.
• 1:07:43
  SPEAKER_01: It was uh it was the Packers and maybe Cowboys, I don't remember.
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, they'll definitely do that.
• 1:07:48
  SPEAKER_01: And the very last play they did, and I won$110 off like a$10 bet or whatever.
• 1:07:54
  SPEAKER_01: And uh that statistically was like a one in like 2000 bet.
• 1:08:02
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was so low.
• 1:08:03
  SPEAKER_01: The odds of that happening were so low, and that's what they fucking bet on, dude.
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_01: Like that's that's how they make their money.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like they're making so much money.
• 1:08:10
  SPEAKER_02: They find what is statistically super unlikely and then make it seem like it's super likely that it like, of course, they'll take field goals and touchdowns and all that.
• 1:08:20
  SPEAKER_02: Right, right.
• 1:08:20
  SPEAKER_02: But it's like for both teams to do both things, just technically is like super unlikely.
• 1:08:25
  SPEAKER_02: Hardly happens, yes.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's very rare that that shit happens.
• 1:08:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and uh yeah, they they get you, but I luckily I came out ahead on that shit.
• 1:08:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like I well, no, I did because I took out the I took out a hundred bucks from that hundred and ten dollar winning, nice, and then I gambled the rest of the year, and I only I only ended up putting like maybe another fifty bucks back in.
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_01: So I ended up ahead, but I am such an odd case of it.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_01: Like most dudes throw a couple grand into that shit before they quit.
• 1:08:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's insane, dude.
• 1:08:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's like you gotta treat it like scratch offs.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_02: Like for sure.
• 1:09:02
  SPEAKER_02: I used to bet on UFC fights, but it was only ones that I like.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna watch the whole card.
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_02: I it makes it a little more interesting because like there's a lot of fights on the card I don't care about, but it's like I'll put five bucks on this one chick to win by submission or something.
• 1:09:16
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like, right, right, oh shit, she's got her down.
• 1:09:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, like you're more invested in when it gets to that point, and I've only lost money.
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_02: I think I maybe won a couple of bets here and there, but at the end of the day, I probably if I gambled a hundred bucks, I lost every penny of it.
• 1:09:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, gambling is legal across the United States now.
• 1:09:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's cool.
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like that all these motherfuckers, uh you know, all the I guess lobbyists in each state for the gambling companies have worked their magic uh uh by br I guess like softly or legally somehow bribing all of these politicians to fucking legalize it everywhere, and now everywhere you go, you like literally every state you can gamble on your phone.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
• 1:10:08
  SPEAKER_01: It's crazy.
• 1:10:09
  SPEAKER_01: These motherfuckers, we need to get into that, dude, somehow.
• 1:10:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like that is a lot of fucking money on the table, dude.
• 1:10:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, I feel like you have to have a lot of uh initial investment to be able to get something like that up and running.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you do, yeah.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_01: You're already so much you're already rich, yeah.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:10:32
  SPEAKER_01: What was your what was the food you said?
• 1:10:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, uh fuck Chick-fil-A.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck Chick-fil-A, yeah.
• 1:10:37
  SPEAKER_02: I've had their grilled nuggets and waffle fries and all that.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
• 1:10:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's just like people will line up around the block.
• 1:10:42
  SPEAKER_02: I've talked enough shit about them.
• 1:10:44
  SPEAKER_02: I just threw it on there because I didn't have anything else and I hate them.
• 1:10:46
  SPEAKER_01: The steak nuggets at Arby's are far superior.
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's wonderful.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_02: One of the best fast food items ever created.
• 1:10:51
  SPEAKER_01: Eat those, make that a permanent staple of Arby's, please.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_01: Please, please, please, please, please.
• 1:10:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, number one.
• 1:10:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:10:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care if anyone disagrees with me.
• 1:11:01
  SPEAKER_02: Because I know for a fact in my heart of hearts it's true.
• 1:11:04
  SPEAKER_02: Regular old cake, fuck off.
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_02: Cake is garbage.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_02: Cake sucks.
• 1:11:12
  SPEAKER_02: Buttercream sucks.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Cake is boring and lame.
• 1:11:16
  SPEAKER_02: That's why everybody buys ice cream cakes now.
• 1:11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Cake is gay.
• 1:11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
• 1:11:23
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck cake.
• 1:11:25
  SPEAKER_02: There's a thousand other treats out there that are better than cake.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:11:31
  SPEAKER_02: Cake fucking sucks, dude.
• 1:11:33
  SPEAKER_02: Uh pie, better.
• 1:11:36
  SPEAKER_02: Ice cream, better.
• 1:11:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's why people make ice cream cakes.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:11:40
  SPEAKER_02: Cookies are fucking better than cake.
• 1:11:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:11:43
  SPEAKER_02: It's just there's everything's better.
• 1:11:46
  SPEAKER_02: Even muffins are better than cake.
• 1:11:47
  SPEAKER_01: You're right.
• 1:11:48
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:11:48
  SPEAKER_01: What where you got me?
• 1:11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like I would argue against this, but every argument I have involves like churching the cake up in some fashion.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 1:11:59
  SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
• 1:12:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like using pudding for the icing or whatever.
• 1:12:02
  SPEAKER_01: And now we're talking about something different.
• 1:12:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we are.
• 1:12:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh so regular ass dry fucking cake.
• 1:12:08
  SPEAKER_02: Sheet cake, period.
• 1:12:10
  SPEAKER_02: Like they you just you make a sponge cake, you put buttercream on it.
• 1:12:14
  SPEAKER_02: Why did you even bother?
• 1:12:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta do something to it.
• 1:12:17
  SPEAKER_02: Carrot cake is better than that.
• 1:12:19
  SPEAKER_02: It is, yeah.
• 1:12:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's like there's something interesting happening to the cake.
• 1:12:24
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 1:12:25
  SPEAKER_02: To make it decent at least.
• 1:12:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, regular ass cake fucking blows, you're right.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's fucking bullshit.
• 1:12:30
  SPEAKER_01: Why is that the birthday staple?
• 1:12:32
  SPEAKER_01: I guess because it's easy and cheap and people, you know, anybody can make it.
• 1:12:35
  SPEAKER_02: I understand that, and you know, it's fine, but it's over, it's overdone.
• 1:12:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's why, like at work, when it's like birthday celebrations every fucking month.
• 1:12:45
  SPEAKER_02: If they get a normal cake, there will be several pieces of it still on the counter the next day.
• 1:12:52
  SPEAKER_02: All the fucking lard asses at work will just gobble that shit down.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_02: But like when they get ice cream cake, that shit is gone instantly.
• 1:13:02
  SPEAKER_02: And I, by the way, never touch any of it because I don't really like sweets, but like it's just funny to watch it.
• 1:13:10
  SPEAKER_02: And when my birthday came around, my birth I was part of the September celebrations.
• 1:13:16
  SPEAKER_02: Uh they got never forget.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_02: Never forget.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_02: They got all kinds of shit, and I was like, Can I just have a bag of beef jerky and a Coke Zero?
• 1:13:23
  SPEAKER_02: And they hooked me up, and it was awesome.
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_01: I need to make you a fucking uh 9-11 cake sometime.
• 1:13:29
  SPEAKER_02: I honestly I thought about one time Twin Towers of Cake.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_02: My uh my chick asked me what I wanted, and I was like, She's like, Do you want cake?
• 1:13:38
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, if you make it out of meat and mashed potatoes, she was gonna do it.
• 1:13:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like meatloaf with mashed potatoes for the icing?
• 1:13:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's great.
• 1:13:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:13:49
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I would eat that.
• 1:13:50
  SPEAKER_01: No, it'd be sick to make a 9-11 cake because then you could like put like you could like purposefully tear up one side of it and then put your birthday candles in the like torn-up hole that you make so that it's like the fire coming out of the tower of the first tower.
• 1:14:07
  SPEAKER_02: You could make the towers and then just put like a little firecracker in the side of it.
• 1:14:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:14:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it just blows up.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
• 1:14:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it could be made of wax because it would melt like steel beams.
• 1:14:19
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, true fuel.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_01: True, true, true, true, true.
• 1:14:22
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, uh, I got a piece so bad.
• 1:14:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're wriggling over there.
• 1:14:27
  SPEAKER_01: You're writhing like the worms.
• 1:14:28
  SPEAKER_02: I appreciate you acknowledging.
• 1:14:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh, thanks everyone for listening.
• 1:14:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hope you enjoyed the show.
• 1:14:34
  SPEAKER_02: If you want to hear more, patreon.com slash fartmouth.
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:14:37
  SPEAKER_02: We got$1 shows every week.
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_02: They're about an hour,$10 shows every week, another hour.
• 1:14:43
  SPEAKER_02: And also on the$5 tier, we play video games and stuff.
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_02: And it's pre-Q'd.
• 1:14:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're playing Madden.
• 1:14:49
  SPEAKER_02: We're playing Madden right now.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, once the football season's over, we might go into something else.
• 1:14:54
  SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_02: Perhaps.
• 1:14:56
  SPEAKER_02: We'll probably do like a special episode when GTA comes out.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:15:00
  SPEAKER_02: Because that's really like gonna be hype and sick and dope and radio.
• 1:15:03
  SPEAKER_02: Potentially.
• 1:15:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:15:04
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so yeah, check out the Patreon if you want to.
• 1:15:06
  SPEAKER_02: If not, leave a Spotify comment.
• 1:15:08
  SPEAKER_02: Either way, appreciate you.
• 1:15:09
  SPEAKER_02: Bye.