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Behold The NDP Convention Clown Show · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Well, I guess we know what happens to all those people they let out
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  of the mental asylums in Canada for the last fifty years, they all became
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  socialists. Well, actually they became socialists, and then they became race and
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  gender communists. And if you thought they knew how to ruin a good time
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  before, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Now this is from the convention
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  for the New Democrat Party in Canada, and as you might guess, they're
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  far left a reminder that we will enforce gender parody at the mics. Well,
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  gender parody at the mics, that's very important to me. How else
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  are they going to make sure that everybody gets a chance to blame straight white
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  men for all of their own failings? And Adrienne explained the process with the
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  yellow card as well. Yellow card they must have a ref that, like
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  hands out the yellow cards if you misgender somebody, or maybe use a sentence
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  that doesn't include the word colonialism. So please remember to give space to those
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  who face systemic barriers and discrimination, including women, black, indigenous and racialized
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  folk in particular. Well, why would they need that unless they're facing discrimination
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  at their own convention? That's the question. Yeah, I guess they have
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  to police themselves because they're all so bigoted in the ndp okay, I guess
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  so people living with disabilities and two SLGBTQIA plus folk man. There's so many
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  letters. Now if you were illiterate, how would you even notice? Cut
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  your dick off. Our convention has special speaker priority for gender equity. If
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  you identify with a gender other than men for the purpose of the equity seeking
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  rule, you will have received a piece of yellow card stock during the registration
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  process. So please raise this piece of yellow card stock when you arrive at
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  the mic, so that myself and aging as chairs can identify you easily.
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  This is pure comedy gold. So if you identify as anything other than a
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  man, they give you a yellow card you can hold up so they can
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  easily identify you, so that they can tell that you're not the thing that
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  you obviously are, and then they can identify you as a thing that you're
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  obviously not. Welcome to the Progressive Delusion Party. As new Democrats, we
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  strive to create inclusive spaces where everyone gets a voice at the table. But
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  really it doesn't sound like everybody gets a voice at the table. Does it
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  sounds like you need a yellow card for that. Oh and I think she
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  meant seat at the table. There is also a roving mic for anyone with
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  accessibility needs, so please, you know, I think we have set up
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  almost everyone who's got accessibility needs. But if not, please raise your hand
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  and someone will come and help you. I just don't understand how anybody disabilities
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  are not can stand to sit through this pandering. I mean maybe if you're
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  deaf and blind. Now, even Helen Keller would walk out on this.
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  Why would anybody think these people could run anything? I mean, how would
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  they ever get to policy because it seems like they just want to waste all
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  of their time just deciding who's the most depressed. And wouldn't it just make
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  sense that if they all believe the same things, that shouldn't really be necessary
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  in the first place. And look, if you were an alien and you'd
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  never seen anything of humans or human culture or politics before, and you saw
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  that they had to have all these rules apparently to keep themselves from oppressing each
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  other, you'd assume they were the most bigoted people in the world. And
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  there's all kinds of problems I can imagine with this. I mean, what
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  if, Okay, so you've got a woman who wants to speak, but
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  then you've got somebody who's all obviously not a woman but also wants to speak,
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  but the woman gets to speak first. But that would be discriminatory towards
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  the woman who's not really a woman but has a yellow card. And if
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  I've got all this gender stuff right, the person with the yellow card is
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  actually more of a woman than the actual woman. I don't know, maybe
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  it would be more equitable if they just gave everybody a yellow card or a
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  lobotomy. Anyway, that's all I gotta say about that. Please subscribe,
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  I will see you next time.