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OUTRO: Tu Meke · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: To to To To to Testing Too to.
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  Speaker 2: Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast, Get up even Closer
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram, YouTube and tick off for for dogging for
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  Speaker 2: SI every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Get a few.
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  Speaker 1: Hi. Have you noticed Moggi yells himself into his Of course.
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  Speaker 3: I've worked with him for four years.
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  Speaker 1: We did it last week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what does too mickey mean? By the way, I
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  Speaker 4: just should know this.
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  Speaker 1: You should asking me. Why are you asking me?
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  Speaker 3: Because you're pretty good with this sort of stuff. Keasy,
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  Speaker 3: Oh dear.
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  Speaker 1: Well, my understanding of the phrase is it's literally just
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  Speaker 1: too much, but like the multi Yeah, whether it directly
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  Speaker 1: directly translates to I don't know if that is a
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  Speaker 1: direct translation. Do you know the literal translation? Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: too much, is right?
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  Speaker 4: Ye're nice and actually I think it sounds better than
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  Speaker 4: actually too much.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's big of you, wipe man.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny enough.
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  Speaker 4: For the first time in a long time, watched Maldi
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  Speaker 4: television last night.
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  Speaker 1: You were saying it's shocking.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I watched a show called Moontide Fishing.
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  Speaker 1: It's a very good station.
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  Speaker 3: On it.
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  Speaker 1: I've watched some really good movies on it as well.
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  Speaker 1: I've watched nothing but I love it moontide fishing. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Were you typing in like moon TV or screaming reels
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  Speaker 1: just to watch some of your old stuff.
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  Speaker 4: No, I was just scrolling on the TV and I
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  Speaker 4: saw that and I went, oh, that's interesting tide.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They they fish according to where the moon's at. They
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  Speaker 4: well the position the presenters.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and so when's the moon tie? Is that so
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  Speaker 1: they're always fishing at night?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's just where the moon is in the sky.
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  Speaker 3: It can be during the day.
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  Speaker 1: Does that fit the fish? Apparently?
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  Speaker 3: So the energy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because the moon rotating. Yeah, that's all fix the tides.
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  Speaker 1: But I can't imagine how the fish would be like
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  Speaker 1: fisher in the water.
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  Speaker 4: But I tell you what, they got a bloody beautiful kingies.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really, and it was it was great stuff because
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  Speaker 4: they were getting all these kingies. But what was happening
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  Speaker 4: was there with bronze whale shouts around and so they'd
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  Speaker 4: be frantically trying to pull on a massive king of bronzie,
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  Speaker 4: and then a bronzie would come and literally that where
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  Speaker 4: and the guys and other bloody bronzie and that we
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  Speaker 4: winded in and there'll be just the head of the kingfish,
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  Speaker 4: and it'd be like, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that? You know Troy Kingy. Yes, he
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  Speaker 1: chose and related his stage name because he loves fishing
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  Speaker 1: for kingies. Oh really no, it's his last name, hey, Fellas.
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  Speaker 5: The moon absolutely affects fish, and that's one of the
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  Speaker 5: biggest metual factors. Anglers pay attention to the moon effects tides,
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  Speaker 5: light levels, which in turn effect fish behavior, feeding times,
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  Speaker 5: and where they sit in the water.
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  Speaker 4: Right, yes, okay, because the basic fairy is fortify of
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  Speaker 4: days out from a full moon.
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  Speaker 3: There's a good time.
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  Speaker 1: To face Jason, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously? I used to follow another.
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  Speaker 1: Guy out there for years. I follow him around.
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  Speaker 4: I think his name from his last name was definitely
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  Speaker 4: war Hepper, Yeah Bill Bill Yeah. And he used to
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  Speaker 4: you know, have a little thing where this is a
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  Speaker 4: good time, this is a bad time. Yes, And so
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  Speaker 4: I used to follow him for a long time around.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't catch anything.
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  Speaker 5: Hipper fishing adventures I remember, correct. Yes, he looked like
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  Speaker 5: Billy T. James. Billy T James vibe about him single
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  Speaker 5: it backbone, yellow towelrun the yellowteel. Really he was the
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  Speaker 5: first one. He was the first one to win the.
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  Speaker 4: Really, but I am quite fascinated by that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: They show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy with
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  Speaker 1: the Wrecking Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: I don't mind a bit of fishing action on the TV.
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  Speaker 4: I get a little three point eight busy.
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  Speaker 1: I still am yet to see a fish that you've caught, right,
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  Speaker 1: It's like we saw him catch fish when we were
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  Speaker 1: on that boat. We we literally had to take him
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  Speaker 1: out on a boat a rod in his hand that
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  Speaker 1: already had bait on it. Yes, I want to see it.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's like Jason's mystical house that he apparently lives
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  Speaker 1: and I've never seen it. I'm not sure it even exists.
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  Speaker 1: But we haven't seen yours.
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  Speaker 3: No, I live in the bush, Keezy, But we all
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  Speaker 3: know that lives in a house.
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  Speaker 5: Right, So you think old Sticker the dump. I don't
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  Speaker 5: ember that shirt.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even live in a house, Keezy, I say, is.
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  Speaker 1: You just you talk a lot about it. But I've
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  Speaker 1: always like when we come around and it says, ah haha,
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  Speaker 1: I love fishing while we're are the fish. Ah haha.
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  Speaker 3: I'll get you around this year.
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  Speaker 4: Keazy's it for it for Mauori television, right, it looks
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  Speaker 4: like the TV and Z one and it's got some
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  Speaker 4: that's got find me a Maldi bride?
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen that before?
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  Speaker 5: Very funny, isn't that what's gonna matey? And then some
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  Speaker 5: The Convict is up there as one of the movies
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  Speaker 5: available which swept the awards this year.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the last film that Le directed.
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  Speaker 4: I remember watching this is true. It was a foreign
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  Speaker 4: film on Mardi television. It was no, it wasn't, but
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't. It wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: It was Italian or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Italian and there was a scene in this film and
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  Speaker 4: it was it was a guy lying on a beach
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  Speaker 4: naked and.
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  Speaker 3: Jokes, I'm not joking.
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  Speaker 4: The scene was focus on his waist and his fatus
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  Speaker 4: getting an erection, and it was massive. It was I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to go and sort myself out.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say when you were sorry? Like, oh
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  Speaker 1: where to Nicky? Know what you said? Fire out?
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  Speaker 4: And my my wife was like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, full frontal, flaccid penis that went to a rictum.
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  Speaker 3: Watching that went to it and there was no one
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  Speaker 3: around him or anything. You hadn't even seen that, and
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  Speaker 3: it was just like what the this' is quite was it.
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  Speaker 5: Had he had a circumcision, Yes, he was circumcised, probably
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  Speaker 5: from recollection, I mean a good one or one of
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  Speaker 5: your mangled operations.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like somebody gone.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like burns into my memory mode.
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  Speaker 1: Sure it's not.
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  Speaker 5: And you're only bringing it up fifteen years later on
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  Speaker 5: your podcast You're sick.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck probably ten years to be fair.
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  Speaker 1: You should do a podcast called pulling your Pond about
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  Speaker 1: that's really nice a podcast? And was it just about
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  Speaker 1: it's just you talk about all the times you've watched
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  Speaker 1: stuff on multi TV and be this is just just chat.
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  Speaker 1: But how it is rare to see the engorging penis. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you usually see that flaid number seeing it going the
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  Speaker 1: other way, aren't you? You usually see the flaccid number
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  Speaker 1: or the fully riched Number'm talking about in real life too, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: like I never you know, I never see on the
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  Speaker 1: way out. Normally have to other things. It's normally just
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  Speaker 1: like it's almos. It's almost just like it's just like
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  Speaker 1: here it is. I'm good to go to a time lapse.
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  Speaker 1: We should ever race. We need a time that's for Jason.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be like an hour. We have to take a
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  Speaker 1: photo every bitt.
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  Speaker 5: We should and we should see what it is, what
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  Speaker 5: it does to get to go, and feelings should rich
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  Speaker 5: prebs on the screen.
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  Speaker 1: So you're reckon an erection race, Well, the thing with me,
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  Speaker 1: it would take a while, yeah, because it's so massive.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna need a lot of blood down there.
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  Speaker 1: He's like turning around a cruise line, you know very much.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a raising a mighty oak.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's like waking you know, smag from the Hobbit,
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  Speaker 5: that dragon from its slumber deep on a long time
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  Speaker 5: to wake up because it's.
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  Speaker 1: Been asleep for a hundred years. A dog squad money
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  Speaker 1: paid in gold bullion is the way I pat it
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  Speaker 1: from what my The way I picture your photos is
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  Speaker 1: you know that like famous statue of the guys raising
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  Speaker 1: the flag, Army guys raising the flag. But as a
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  Speaker 1: year goes by, yes, right, but every year that goes by,
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  Speaker 1: one of those dudes just leaves until it's just one guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's struggling to get out. It's like, yeah, rotting on
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  Speaker 1: the ground.
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  Speaker 5: It's gott borer and it reeks.
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  Speaker 3: My flags perfectly. Okay, don't you worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: The like an erection competition would be interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if you didn't win it, it would be
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  Speaker 4: deeply humiliating for your Keysy.
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  Speaker 1: I've already won. I'm literally winning it right now. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all this flag talk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, Steff's right, Stephie's.
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  Speaker 1: That was the Stuffie's was my first ever term for
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  Speaker 1: them as well.
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  Speaker 4: Same.
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  Speaker 5: It's like you're talked about the first time I got
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  Speaker 5: a water not first time, but when my brother put
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  Speaker 5: on some pawn at.
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  Speaker 3: About that and he was like, what are you doing? Shit?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but really I was really adjusting my my radier,
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  Speaker 5: my twelve year old ragia maybe eleven year old radio.
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  Speaker 1: Second, he said, how come your shoes still hanging out then?
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  Speaker 1: And he was right, Rajia, I had absolute ragia watching
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  Speaker 1: porn with your brother and getting a ragia.
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  Speaker 5: Just a good wholesome family st pretty standy, pretty standing
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  Speaker 5: in and one of the neighbors was over as well.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, there was.
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  Speaker 4: A few of us, just a fellows just hanging out
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  Speaker 4: watching a.
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  Speaker 1: Would have been younger than that. Come over and get
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  Speaker 1: bart up. How do you feel about busies?
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  Speaker 3: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Listening to the Big Show four or seven weekdays? Good listen, good.
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  Speaker 5: That was a good show though, then started out with
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  Speaker 5: us going a beach. She was naked oh yeah for