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#207: Scary Movie (2000) with Steve from The Decision Reel · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello everybody, real quick I just wanted to give you
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guys a brief little message about this episode.
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Unfortunately Steve lost some of his
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recording. We only got about a little
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bit over an hour worth of his stuff for this episode.
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So beyond a certain point, I'm
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trying to do some editing voodoo magic to be able to
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get this to sound like a normal episode. So
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if you notice anything strange, I just want to
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let you guys know that that's probably what it is,
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but I'm gonna do my best to make everything seem
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seamless. So all right, just want to
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give you guys a quick bit of info on that and then
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all right now it's time for the episode. Hello,
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what's your least favorite scary movie? Wazza!
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Wazza! Wazza! Wazza! Wazza!
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Welcome to what's your least favorite scary movie,
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the podcast where we talk about the good, the bad,
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the ugly, and the absurd in all of our favorites.
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And least favorite. Scary
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movies. Because we believe every horror
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movie rightfully has its fan base. Even
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if we don't always get it. My
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name is Travis. My name is Jesse. And
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today we have a very special episode for
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everybody because we have our buddy Steve here from
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the Decision Reel to help us talk about scary movie
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today. Wazza! Steve, good to have you
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back, man. Hey, hell yeah, man. It's
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always a pleasure to be back on the show because
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it's so much fun. Well, it feels like it's all
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been building up to this point right here because I
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feel like every single time we talk about a movie
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together, it all leads to scary movies somehow. It
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always comes back and it's funny rewatching this for
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the first time in, I don't know, a year. I
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probably watch this every year, but I didn't realize
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how many different movies they're parodying. I
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mean, like, yeah, obviously, you know, the main ones,
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but then you start looking deeper and you're like,
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holy shit, there's a lot here. Yeah,
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that's the great thing about the parodies of this
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era here is like it kind of tackles pop culture and
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just like other movies in general, just all the
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things that were influencing everything at that time. Oh
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yeah, it's great. It's really nice. Yeah.
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Okay, so since you're here, would you like to let
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people know who you are and what you do? I
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mean, I guess we could do that. Yeah.
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So hey, I am Steve. I'm from a podcast called The
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Decision Real. We do movie reviews of any
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movie that's out new, old in between, doesn't matter.
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We have three other people
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that are normally on the podcast, but you know, I
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like to do these things where I get out there and
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talk to the world with other people on other
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podcasts. So when other people can come
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on ours and we can have a good time, you can find us
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at The Decision Real, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook,
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TikTok, maybe not anymore in America, who knows. But
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you can find us there. We got a website, www
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.TheDecisionReal .com. You can find us there also,
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all of our episodes, everything else there. Find
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us, like us, do your thing. Yeah,
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cool. It's a lot of fun. We've
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been on there many times too. I
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can't remember all the movies that we've talked
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about. It's been a bunch. Thanks
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to The Decision Real, Travis has now seen Jaws.
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That is true. You're
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welcome. Yeah, this is what got me into
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that. We're about to take a deep dive
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into those sequels, by the way. Oh
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my God, they're so bad. Yeah,
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that's what I've heard. I'm so excited for him to see
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them. It's going to be that time of
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year. The best part is Michael Cain
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is in one of them. Yeah, we were just talking about
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that. Sir Michael Cain. Michael
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Cain. There we go. Are
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we? Okay, Jesse, do you have any
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announcements you want to cover? I
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do. This past weekend, we did our
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monthly to be or not to be and it was Jesse's
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pick, which means we had the truly to sleepover
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slaughter. And it's exactly what it sounds
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like. No, it's not. It's
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about 20 % of sleepover. I'd
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say 50 % slaughter and then you're correct. 20 %
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twerking. Twerking a montage. It's
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really fun. And they cheer it. They
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don't cheer at football games unless you're
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European. I was going to say it
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depends on the football you are talking about. Yeah.
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So go ahead and go check that out. There's
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twerking in a cheerleader slasher movie. Yeah,
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like I'm not. I think maybe saying 20 %
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twerking in the movie is generous. Like
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it's probably closer to 30%. Like
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they have two extended twerking montages and an
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hour and two minute movie. In
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fact, like the halfway in the movie at the party
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that you guys want to have a twerk off and then they
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have a twerk off. It lasts like five minutes of
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them just twerking. Yeah. Yeah. I
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don't know how to feel about this. That's
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like hilariously. I'm not. Honestly,
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I feel there. We read a review about it
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that said great movie if you like showers and
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twerking. And that's really all you need
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to know about it. Well, OK, then. I
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mean, I might have to watch it now. It's
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not a bad way to spend an hour. No,
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it's not. Oh, it's only an hour long
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too. Yeah. So that's not even a movie
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then. Yeah. Yeah. Not
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like it shouldn't be feature length, but it is.
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But yeah, I mean, it is what
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it is. They did the best. Yeah.
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It's fun. All right. I've
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got our poll results for last week. OK.
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So we talked about spiral from the book of saw. And
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as always with our saw movies, it's which trap do
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you think that you would survive? Yeah.
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So we had the subway trap, which is the tongue one.
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We had the finger trap, the
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wax trap and the glass grinder. OK.
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So let's go ahead with the easy one. Twitter
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was 100 percent the tongue trap. People
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are willing to bite their tongues off for that one.
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I refuse to believe that
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people on Twitter are willing to rip their
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tongues out. There's no fucking way. Oh,
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God. Yeah. Nobody on that platform
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wants to stay silent. Well, hold on. They
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don't need to actually be talking to type all the
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shit that they're doing on Twitter. Oh,
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you think that don't bring reason into this? People
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on Twitter are just keeping it to Twitter. I
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mean, all right. You're right. What
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about Twitter spaces? Oh, yeah, I do love some
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Twitter spaces. Yeah, OK. The
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right night. OK. And over on Instagram, 43
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percent the subway trap, 29 percent the finger trap, 29
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percent the wax trap and nobody is making it out of
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the glass grinder. Wow. OK. So
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I remember last week I said I wasn't ripping out
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my tongue. I wasn't ripping off my
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fingies and I wasn't severing my spinal cord. So
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I said by default, I'd have to go with the glass
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and apparently I'm I'm with the zero percent on that.
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Good on you. You
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know, I did the finger trap. The
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finger trap like, yeah, well, because you practice
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all the time not using your hands or fingers.
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Well, I think I remember I said
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I was going to be a powerpuff girl afterwards
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where I just get my nubs and just get some Velcro
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or something like that. Or I like give me some like
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robotic fingers. You know, sciences come a long
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way. It has Steve. Do
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you remember the traps from that movie? So
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I'm trying to remember the glass trap. I
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think I remember everything else. That's
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the one where he the dirty cop is tied up and like
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the shards of glass are shooting out of a cannon
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and he has to like unlock him. Yeah.
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I cost to like run up and unlock him. It's
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the partner he turned in that got him what branded
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a rat. Was it the one where the movie
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starts out with them with the two guys where one guy
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can't speak, one guy can't see and there's like to
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chain together. You're several movies behind. Oh,
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what? I can't. This
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is the Chris Rock one. Oh, spiral. Oh,
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yeah. Oh, um, I've seen it once. OK,
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OK. And I remember not not hating
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it at all. I was like, I'm actually
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surprised by this. Yeah, exactly. Um,
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I'm trying to remember that. I
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don't remember that. And I feel like that would be
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a very like, yeah, I remember that type scene.
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It's got some of the gnarliest
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traps, I think they're they're all pretty brutal.
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I think we have we generally
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have had a fairly easy time like being able to be
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like, well, I guess if I had to do any of these,
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I'd do this trap. Right. This one's like, uh, yeah,
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it's like either you can't speak, either you lose your
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fingers, either you're paralyzed or either you
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have glass going through your body. Like,
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yeah, which one are you going to choose? Just
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just kill me. I mean, yeah, pretty much.
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It's funny. The
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the the thing I remember most about that movie is
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there's a YouTube guy that I watch. His
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name is Chris Ramsey. He's like a magician and there's
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a scene in which. Is he a mind freak? No,
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no, please. These are two different things.
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My free anyways, I just
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remember watching it and then there's a scene in
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which Chris Ramsey's on screen. I'm
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like, wait, wait, no, no, because this guy's not like
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a big deal. Like in the world, like he's
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got, I think, you know, he gets a couple million views
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here and there and he might have over a million
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subscribers, whatever, but like in the magic world,
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sure. And he's the scene where the
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dude gets like his leg blown off or like his leg
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broken. Oh, the drug dealer. Yeah,
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yeah, he's the drug dealer. But
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because it's such a weird like, yo, wait a second,
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that's that guy. I literally had to stop the
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movie and like I am DP like, oh my God, it is
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Chris Ramsey. Get the fuck out. OK,
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but here's the thing. We talked about how Chris Rock
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seems like he's probably a real fucking nerd. So
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I could see Chris Rock being like, I want this
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magician guy. I like right. Well,
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he also he made a video about being in it and
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everything. And the thing is he's a
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Canadian. He lives in Canada. I
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think he lives in Vancouver, Toronto or
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whatever. And I feel like they were
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filming. Exactly. So it was one of those
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things of the world's coming together and I don't
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know. It was kind of cool. OK,
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so let's get into scary movie. I'm
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always I'm ready for scary movie. OK,
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so scary movie released July 7th, 2000. We
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watched it on our Blu -ray. But
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if you do not have Blu -ray, you can stream it on
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Max right now. I think that's pretty much
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the only option. But you can also rent it on
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Apple TV, Amazon or YouTube. I
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think it's also on the premium and like the
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YouTube subscription. It's weird. It
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looked like it was saying the Apple premium one. So
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like Showtime with Apple. Yeah.
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But that doesn't make much sense to me because like
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does that mean it's not a normal showtime? Like
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I don't really know. Yeah, there's what Showtime Plus
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or something. Yeah, like a paid for
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subscription service like everything else has. Yeah,
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like the the tiers with the different streaming
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services now. Like we've got the more basic
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Hulu and there's like a premium option that has add
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-ons and stuff. And I think you can watch it
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through that. You can. Yeah.
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I'm gonna tell you guys one thing to do with your
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life and it's gonna it's gonna fuck your life up.
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Plex. Look into Plex. I
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have and it scares the shit out of me. I'm
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like how the fuck do I manage all this? Oh
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it is. Trust me when I say it will be
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life -changing. But you do you. I'm
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gonna try to do that. Well think about this. You
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guys have I'm assuming a very large DVD Blu -ray
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whatever catalog right? Quite
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a bit. You can legally have those
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movies on Plex because you paid for them. Doesn't
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matter where you get them or you know you could rip
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them off the the discs that you have and then put
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them on Plex and then Plex is its own app in which
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it's looking to a place where you have those files
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and you can watch it on your phone on TV on your
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smart TV on someone else's smart TV. You
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can essentially make your own streaming service with
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it from what all I've seen. Yes.
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And I've gone so far to make my own television
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channels. I remember you talking about
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that before I remember you said you made one for your
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family. That was really cool. I
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did I did that I've gone even further I got like 28
11:37
channels on that I got a horror channel I got like
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my own PIX channel and like I got I got probably
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five to six people who are on it that are like what
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they're giving up their streaming services just to
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watch what I have. So I have a server here too
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with everything so I got like 26 terabytes of data
11:56
just sitting there. We're going to hit you up. We're
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going to get on that stream. We
12:03
can make our own Jackass channel now that Pluto took
12:06
away Pluto gave us the Jackass channel and then
12:09
took it away from us. And we can have all of the
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point 5s. So I have an MTV channel that
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I made that's playing the Osborns, Jackass, Wild Boys,
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all the old stuff just constantly. And
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again, I have it. It's all on Plex so you could
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just play it whenever you want. But
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then also like I said, I got the live TV channel.
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So if you're just I don't
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know what to watch just watch the channel. Boom,
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you're in it. All right. So
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scary movie was written by Sean Wands, Marlon Wands,
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Buddy Johnson, Phil Bowman and Jason Friedberg and
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Aaron Seltzer directed by Keenan Wands. Music
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by David Cattay and special effects done by Flesh and
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Fantasy. That is what a fun name for
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special effects. Yeah. Yeah. I
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was expecting it to be a little bit more brutal name
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like Flesh and Fantasy. It seems a little bit too
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whimsical. But they're doing a horror
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movie. Potentially pornographic. Oh
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shit. You're right. Flesh
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and Fantasy. Oh my God. You're
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right. It does sound like it could
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be a porno. Okay. So I've got our cast. All
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right. And I'm going to do it like
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this. I'm going to read the name of
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the character and what character they are spoofing.
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Okay. Okay. So
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first off, we have Anna Faris who is playing. Arna
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Farts. Arna Farts, if you will. Playing
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Cindy Campbell, which obviously she's Cindy
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Prescott and Julie James from I Know What You Did
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Last Summer. John Abraham's as Bobby Prince,
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who is Billy Loomis and Ray from I Know What You
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Did Last Summer. Okay. Freddie Prince, Jr. That's
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where the prince comes from. Yeah.
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Marlon Wayne's as Shorty Meeks as Randy Meeks. I
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love the fact that he's our Randy. Damn
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son. So great. Yeah,
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it's so great. And he gets shot in the lungs.
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You want to hit this? So
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fucking funny. Yeah, it's so good. He's
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one of my favorite characters. Regina
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Hall is Brenda Meeks, who is Brandy from I Still
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Know What You Did Last Summer and Maureen Evans
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from Scream 2, which that's Jada Pinkinsmith's character.
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Sean Wayans as Ray Wilkins. He's
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the stew mokker and Phil Stevens. Phil
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Stevens is Scream 2. I don't remember which
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character that is. Oh, that's the dude from the
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opening. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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Shannon Elizabeth, Buffy Gilmore. She
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is Helen Shivers from I Know What You Did Last
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Summer and Tatum. Sarah Michelle Geller, aka Buffy.
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Walklin Munro as Greg Philippe. He
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is... Philippe. Like Ryan Philippe. Ryan...
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Oh, Greg Philippe. Boom. That's right. Here
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it is. Yeah, he's Berry Cox. Ryan
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Philippe. Berry Cox. He's
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got a small... God. Dave Sheridan as Doofy
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Gilmore and the Killer, which, you know, he's Dewey
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and Ghostface and also the Fisherman. Yeah.
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Sherry Ottery as Gail Hellstorm. Sherry
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Ottery. Ottery? Yeah. I
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don't... Sherry Ottery, yep. Is
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that really how her name goes? Sherry
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Ottery? Yeah. It's probably a stage name
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because she's, you know, famously on SNL for
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forever. I guess she looked familiar.
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Yeah, I don't know. I
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feel like she does the best job in this movie.
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She's like being serious, but at
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the same time, obviously not. We
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watched the behind the scenes and she fucking knew
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what this was. Oh, yeah. She's
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Gail Weathers, obviously. And
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that's it. Okay. That's all I got for the
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cast. Cool. All right. Time
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for our favorite game on the show everybody. Budget.
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Oh, we're Buckethead. All right. So
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guys, do you guys think it's budget, which is $10
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million or above or Buckethead? Which
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is below that. I think this particular movie
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at this particular time with this particular set of
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people, I think it's going to be Buckethead.
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Buckethead? Hi, Buckethead. Hi,
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Buckethead. But still Buckethead. Steve,
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what's your guess? So this is the budget of the
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movie or what it made? I can never remember. The
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budget. Yeah. So do you think it was
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like over 10 million or under 10 million? Oh,
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man. That's a hard one because like
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you're right. Like nobody really knew these
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people at this point in time, but the Wayne
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Brothers were, I mean, kind of huge. But
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they just got, they got and canceled. They
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made a joke about it in the movie. Yeah,
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I know that. But I mean, yeah, because
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you're taking a chance now. Like,
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all right, well, you know, that's all right. I
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think it's going to be over 10, honestly. Over
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10? Yeah. All right. But
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not a lot. Oh, okay. What
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is it? It's like 25? It's
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19 million. Holy shit, really? Yeah,
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I know. I was shocked at this budget
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too. Wow. Yeah. It's
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pretty impressive. Well, there is a lot of actors
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in this movie. Let's be real. Right?
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There's a lot of people here. There's
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it's not like they're doing a lot with regards to like
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different scenery or, you know, different places, but
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they still have to kind of make those scenes look like
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other movies. Right? Yeah, they do a good job
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too. Like they, they look so well
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like the movies that they're making fun of. The
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garage looks exactly the same. The
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house. Yeah. Pretty close. Did
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you, you mentioned on one of our past episodes that
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I think it was saw that they had to use one of
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the scary movie sets. Yeah, scary movie four with, is
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it for the one with Dr. Fair?
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Yeah, they used that bathroom for one of the
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song babies because the set was so close. Yeah.
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I guess that they have like a track record of
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that. That's good then. Yeah.
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I mean, obviously getting to scary movie four,
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though, they're obviously bigger budgets and doing
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more stuff. But I don't know. It's
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funny looking at this movie. You're
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like, you look like it's like made for nothing, but
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in reality, yeah, that's a pretty big chunk of change
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for this type of movie. And
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then like you said, with the Wayne Brothers being an
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Antel, whatever you want to call it back then,
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somebody's going, all right, we'll give you, we'll give
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you another chance. I think this is actually more
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money than predator had like for this entire movie.
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Yeah. Which is insane. And
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they didn't even have a buddy's getting up and
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working out early in the morning. Yeah.
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They just had the fucking jungle. Just
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lifting trees, man. All right. Box
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office for this opening weekend, 42 million. Okay.
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Worldwide price. Hold on. Yeah.
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That's huge. I know, right? 42
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million, especially for something like that hasn't
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been established yet. Like this is like, I can't even
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like, I know that spoof swear thing back then, but
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I feel like this is like a new type. Hold
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on. This was the first real, real
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spoof that I mean, yeah, you got airplane and stuff
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like that. But this was like the first
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like mainstream for this demographic spoof. Yeah.
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And before it normally these movies like a couple
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of weeks later, people are going on like, oh dude,
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you got to go see this. And
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then it picks up steam opening with 42 million
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dollars. Yeah. That's like giant box
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office like bangers. Yeah. I remember back in the
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day, like when this came out, I mean, I was a kid,
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but I still remember like being excited for it. And
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I feel like. I remember my neighbor who is
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this kind of little German lady who would babysit me
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often. She was doing a date night. So
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my mom was watching her daughter and I asked where
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they were, what they were going to go see. And
19:26
she said, scary movie. And I said, which one? She
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goes, no, it's scary movie. And
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I was like, I got it. My mom won't let me watch it.
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What's the movie called? And
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she's like, it's called scary movie. I
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was like, oh yeah. Dude sweet. But
19:39
what does mine say? Yeah. It's funny. I
19:43
remember going to see this in theaters with my mom.
19:46
Just me and her. And
19:48
think about that for a second. I
19:50
was probably so this came out what, 2000, right? I
19:54
was 12. So that was a fun conversation
19:57
for most of the movie. Did you get the stuff back
20:01
then? Oh, hell no. I
20:03
mean, I think there was some jokes. You're
20:05
just like, oh, that's funny. And
20:06
then realizing like, I don't know, years later,
20:08
like, oh, oh, oh, I was there with my mom. Yeah.
20:13
OK, worldwide gross is also pretty impressive. It
20:16
made 278 million. No wonder why they went. We're
20:20
making another one. Yeah. Now. And
20:24
I am the B score 6 .3 out of 10. OK.
20:27
Yeah, almost 6 .9. Oh, dude, that would have been
20:30
perfect. Right now for this movie. Yeah.
20:32
OK, so I've got three movies from 2000. And
20:35
they all are related in some way. So
20:39
we'll get into the relations for that. So
20:41
the first one, though, is Shriek. If
20:43
you know what I did last Friday, the 13th. OK.
20:47
Are we are we guessing what the what the
20:49
connection is? That right there. Yeah.
20:51
I mean, it's pretty well, no, you don't have to
20:53
guess. But Carmen Electors and both of
20:55
them, right? Is she? I'm
20:57
pretty sure. Oh, shit. I've
20:58
never seen this one. I give up being obvious. It's
21:01
another spoof. Yeah, I feel like this is
21:03
probably the same thing where like another studio
21:06
catches wind of the spoof and then they try and do
21:08
it the same year and try and, you know, catch. Oh,
21:11
I'm wrong. That's actually Tiffany Amber
21:13
season. Oh, OK. Well,
21:16
I mean, it's like the same exact. Yeah,
21:17
I guess you're right. And it premiered on TV back in
21:21
October 17th, 2000. It had a five million dollar
21:26
budget. Don't have a gross on it. And
21:28
the IMDb is 3 .9 out of 10. OK.
21:31
Yeah. It sounds like one of those
21:32
that it these things are. We've
21:36
said it before to do dumb humor. You
21:38
have to be smart. Yes. And a lot of these spoof
21:41
movies miss that. Yeah. Yeah. We'll
21:45
get into some of those here in a second. All
21:48
right. The next one, Scream 3, that
21:51
released February 4th, 2000 with a 40 million dollar
21:55
budget. My lawyer liked that. Oh,
21:58
God. I love her character so much.
22:02
Worldwide gross made considerably less
22:05
than scary movie. One hundred and sixty one
22:07
million dollars. That's pretty good. It's
22:10
still really good. Yeah, I can't believe scary movie
22:13
beat it by over a hundred million, though. I
22:15
can. But I can't. I
22:16
can, too. I mean, you got to think
22:17
it's the the the main stay people who are like going
22:21
to see those movies are still seeing them. But
22:23
then the people who it always drops off. Yes,
22:25
they're just like, ah, this is just fair. That's
22:28
fair. Five point six. I
22:30
am the score. I think it's getting a little
22:31
bit more respect this time. There's
22:33
a yeah, it's slowly getting up there. You're
22:35
saying three. Yeah, I feel like that's a
22:37
higher rating than when we covered it. I
22:39
feel like it is. Three is the one where they do
22:41
the ring stuff, right? Well,
22:43
we're talking about screen three. Oh,
22:45
screen three. Shit, my bad. It's
22:47
like a scary movie three. No,
22:49
no, scary movie three is great. I
22:50
love that. Yeah, scary movie three is the
22:52
one with the ring stuff. And
22:53
she's constantly forgetting her right, right, right. Or
22:57
in the screen three is the one where they're in
22:59
college. No, three is the one where
23:01
they're in Hollywood. Yeah, it's got Parker. Oh,
23:04
oh, yeah, Parker Posey. And then yeah, yeah, yeah,
23:06
Leia's in it. Yeah, I remember now. Sorry.
23:09
OK, it's early in the morning, guys. My
23:11
brain is just not working. Feel
23:13
that. OK, final movie from 2000.
23:16
Requiem for a dream. Oh,
23:19
the relationship between that one. Do
23:20
you want to guess? OK, hold on. Give
23:21
me a second. All right. Also,
23:24
if you want me to. Go ahead. Go
23:26
for it. Damon Waynes, isn't it? Yes.
23:29
Yeah, I was trying to. We haven't watched that movie
23:31
in like 11 years. I know. It's
23:33
been a long time. You don't need to watch it.
23:36
No, dude. Yeah,
23:37
one or two watches is pretty good for that. You
23:39
feel dirty after that one. Yeah.
23:41
Yeah, Travis is like, this is my favorite movie. So
23:44
we rented it from Hastings, or I bought it for you as
23:47
a gift or something. He goes, this is my second
23:49
time watching. I was like, it's your
23:50
favorite movie and you've only seen it once. And
23:52
then I watched it and I was like, OK, I get it. I
23:55
completely understand. We had an earlier get or host
24:00
we had on our show, the decision real plug. The
24:03
first like 30 or so episodes we had this guy
24:06
on, I won't say his name, but if you listen to any
24:07
episodes back, you'll you'll know his name. He
24:10
always said like, oh, dude, that movie is not that
24:12
bad. I'd watch it every week. And
24:14
I'm like, are we talking about the same movie here?
24:16
And he's like, get a record
24:17
for a dream. You know, the Asta scene. That
24:19
was awesome. I'm like, I'm what? I'm
24:21
sorry. I'm sorry. What?
24:22
I think you're missing the point of the movie, guy. I
24:24
think you're only watching. Actually,
24:27
I thought it was really creepy when the fridge came
24:29
to life. Right. And he's like, no, it was
24:31
great. I'm a big crazy jibs. Yeah.
24:35
Damn, that's fucked up. That
24:37
was like, yeah, the psychopath on your show
24:39
there for a minute. Yeah, drinks, milk. It
24:42
probably does. You know, milk. Shit.
24:47
OK. Yeah. Requiem for a dream that
24:48
came out December 15th, 2000, four point five
24:51
million dollar budget, seven million dollar gross, eight
24:55
point three IMDb score. Damn,
24:58
it's a really good movie. But
25:00
yeah. OK, I've got taglines. OK.
25:05
All right. So the tagline that's on the
25:06
poster, no mercy, no shame, no sequel. And
25:11
I love how in later editions that's it's crossed
25:13
out. I think they they started
25:16
printing that on the covers after the fact. Yeah,
25:18
because I yeah. The the second movie, the
25:21
poster, when it came out, just said, we lied. Ah,
25:23
that's awesome. I love it. OK.
25:27
Next is a killer comedy. Yeah,
25:31
I mean, that's literally what it is. Look,
25:33
the rest of these are not very good. OK,
25:35
I'm going to just be real. They're
25:36
just very much like it's a comedy. So
25:40
the next one, obey the rules or die laughing. I
25:44
mean, there are no rules. Kind
25:45
of cute. I know it's a wink and a
25:48
nod to scream. Oh, shit, you're right. Yeah,
25:51
you're right. OK, did they didn't even review
25:53
rules in this movie? No, I was going to say, yeah,
25:56
like there's no. Shorty was occupied. I
25:58
want I want. No, they denied us a scene of
26:03
him going through the rules. And
26:05
I feel like that would have been amazing. Yeah,
26:07
because you would just be like, what? Well,
26:10
there's a deleted scene where he's like blatantly
26:11
ignoring the rules. That's true. Yeah.
26:14
I mean, he would have been the one to do it. All
26:17
right, final tagline, funny as hell. Not
26:20
that. Yeah, if there was like a
26:22
demonic kind of thing in it, then all right. But
26:25
no. OK, so fun facts. All
26:29
right, so I figured I'd start this thing off by
26:32
covering all of the films, parody in this movie. OK,
26:35
so the first film we have, I know you did last
26:39
summer, which is one of the main parodies that's
26:41
going on throughout the entire film. Followed
26:43
by that. We have Scream, Scream 2 and
26:45
Scream 3. We have the sixth sense just
26:49
from that one scene of Shorty saying, I see dead
26:51
people where which project that's Gail Hall Storm
26:54
doing her little running away. She
26:57
has the drippy nose. Drippy,
26:59
come on, it's just flowing. Yeah,
27:01
it's so nasty. It's hilarious. We
27:04
have Halloween, which I was reading. There
27:07
was at one point in the script, if Jamie Lee Curtis
27:10
were to agree to it, she would have had a cameo
27:13
where Cindy is running through the house and she
27:15
tries to go in a closet and she finds a worry
27:17
strode in the closet. Just hiding. That's
27:20
what they weren't able to do it. I
27:21
wish they would have had a loomis stand in at some
27:23
point. Oh, that would have been
27:25
perfect. Because it would be so easy to
27:26
spoof that fucker. Yeah, he's already kind of like
27:29
you have to play him. Yeah,
27:32
you have to play it pretty straight. Friday,
27:35
the 13th for the. What was it that the caption
27:40
said? Didn't you write it down? God,
27:43
I did write it down somewhere. It
27:44
was like, oh, God, it was fantastic. It
27:47
was like makes sound that harkens. Oh,
27:50
here it is. Mimics electronic sound that
27:52
Harold's killers appearance. I
27:55
feel like that was probably written in the script. That
27:58
was my favorite. We have the shining where the
28:02
killer says, Red Room. We have the Matrix, which I
28:05
feel like every movie around this time was made
28:07
fun of that scene. The usual suspects, which is
28:12
the ending. Yeah, I never put that together.
28:14
I put it in my notes. I
28:16
said, do he is Kaiser Soze? Yeah,
28:18
I mean, he is. We have Psycho, Bobby
28:22
references Norman Bates with the. We
28:25
all go crazy sometimes, which that's also a
28:26
reference to screen. Yeah. And finally, we have
28:30
Candyman, where Ray tells Cindy that she branded
28:33
Bobby the Candyman after Bobby was released from
28:35
jail. Again, I'm pretty sure that's a
28:37
reference to screen, because I think Stu says the same
28:40
thing to Sydney. Really? Yeah. Oh,
28:43
sure. Like, yeah, he's heartbroken.
28:45
You're branded in the Candyman.
28:47
Oh, you're right. Yeah.
28:48
Well, there we go. All right. So
28:52
the original screenplay, it was developed by the Wayans
28:55
Bros. They brought their whole team
28:56
from the Wayans Bros show to do this. So
28:59
that's Sean Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Buddy Johnson and
29:02
Phil Bowman. At the same time, Mira Max
29:05
was also working on another spoof of this series with
29:09
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. If
29:12
those guys sound familiar, they are the people that
29:15
are responsible for the movies like Date Movie, I
29:18
think Meet the Spartans, Superhero Movie, all those.
29:22
I'm going to be honest, they're
29:23
the weaker portion of this team. Yeah.
29:25
And funny thing is they only get the credit on
29:29
here by like a technicality. I
29:32
think it's like the WGA forces them to have it
29:34
because they merged the two working together. Yeah,
29:37
they did, I guess, I think if you do enough work on
29:39
the script, you get a writing credit automatically.
29:41
Yes. Well, the thing is they
29:43
brought the script. So like they're gone. They're
29:46
out of the equation. It's just a Wayans Bros. working
29:48
on this now. And they brought the script to
29:51
Kenan and he reviewed what they had brought together.
29:54
And he's like, yeah, we're not
29:55
using any of this. Like they trash it. He's
29:57
like, yeah, this sucks. Well,
29:58
they talked about it a little bit in the behind
29:59
the scenes about like you can't go for the obvious
30:02
joke or the joke that's already been done. You
30:04
have to like punch it up. Yeah,
30:06
I like their approach with it. Like
30:07
they're like, yeah, you get like they got like real
30:09
deep in the way with how they were talking about how
30:11
they approach. That's what that's probably why
30:13
they didn't put too much work into the tag lines.
30:15
They spent all their energy.
30:16
Yeah, all these great jokes.
30:18
Probably. Well, you got to also
30:19
think this movie when we talked about earlier, the
30:21
other movies or the other spoof movies not being very
30:23
well written. This is actually very well
30:26
written. Like there's a major story
30:29
that's happening, which is lifted from screen. Yeah,
30:32
but it's still cohesive and it's not just scenes of
30:35
dumb shit after dumb shit. It
30:36
all actually makes sense and works. I
30:39
think that's literally what he is saying. He
30:40
was like, not only do you have to do the jokes and
30:42
it has to be funny, but you have to also have a
30:44
story because you're you're doing a movie. You're
30:46
telling a story. Yeah, right. Like
30:48
I'd argue like it's pretty difficult to like spoof
30:52
that movie without it just being blatant retreadings of
30:56
exactly what you saw in that movie. And
30:58
then also, yeah, like making it funny and making
31:00
it fresh too. Like it's it takes a lot of
31:02
work to do that. You have to be smart to do
31:05
stupid humor. Yes. So the names of those
31:08
movies before they merged, by the way, the Waynes
31:10
Bros. were working on last summer. I
31:13
screamed because Halloween fell on Friday the 13th.
31:15
That's a lot. Yeah.
31:17
And Friedberg and Seltzer's movie was called Scream. If
31:22
you know what I did last Halloween. All
31:24
right. So they just merged them
31:26
together. And I like that they simplified
31:28
it and just made it scary. I
31:29
appreciate that. And then it also that also
31:31
makes the sequels easier. Yeah,
31:33
for sure. Yeah. Because you don't have to
31:35
like make it whatever movie you're parodying this time.
31:38
And then they kind of stole
31:40
that bit when they did the other ones, like the epic
31:42
movie, yeah, movie and yeah. Earlier
31:45
script, the killer was actually going to reveal to
31:48
be Damon Waynes. His motivation was going to be
31:51
that his brothers left him out of the movie. So
31:53
he wanted to be a part of it. That's
31:57
why he did the Amistad 2 or whatever. Yeah,
32:01
the reason that he didn't make it in this is because
32:03
of scheduling conflicts. So they had to make it
32:05
somebody completely different. So
32:07
they had to rewrite it. But
32:08
I would have liked that. I think that would have been
32:10
really funny. Yeah, that would have been really
32:12
funny. But we're in a good timeline
32:13
because it gave us a doofy. Yeah.
32:15
Well, and David Sheridan is so fucking hilarious. And
32:18
he still leans into this character 24 years later.
32:22
We've seen him at I think every
32:24
convention we've ever been to. Seriously.
32:27
Yeah. And Bragg, I was in a movie
32:29
with him. Oh, like he's just we did so
32:33
many like run throughs of the scene I was in. And
32:36
he did something different every time. And
32:38
of course, Melissa Rose is there and their best
32:40
friends. And it was just so almost
32:44
impossible to keep a straight face. But
32:46
he loves pulling out that doofy character. He
32:48
has so much fun with it. We
32:49
have a signed picture from him that says I go poopy.
32:52
It was good. It's
32:54
like right above my head right now. I
32:56
just remember our first time at Scarefests and we
32:59
were waiting in line to see Felissa and he just
33:01
like got out of his booth and came up to talk to us
33:03
about dogs. Yeah. Yeah. He
33:05
what was it? We had something that prompted
33:08
him to want to talk about his dogs with us. I
33:11
forget exactly what it was. I
33:13
think he was talking about when he wears like when he
33:15
put something on his dog goes crazy or something. I
33:18
don't remember. But yeah, we did. I
33:20
guess he's a hilarious guy and he's definitely one of
33:24
those. Like he is fine with this being
33:26
the thing that people know them for. And
33:27
I always respect somebody that's like, yeah, you
33:30
know, I did. He's got a huge filmography, but
33:33
this is definitely the thing people know David
33:35
Jared and for. And you know what, steer into
33:38
it, man. Absolutely. That's what it's going to
33:39
be. Fuck it. OK,
33:41
so that's it for fun facts. So
33:43
it's time for us to get into our good bad. I'll
33:46
go in absurd. Let's start with the good Jesse.
33:49
I mean, the Wayans brothers
33:51
are just they're so fucking funny. And
33:53
you can tell that they like like I said, smart,
33:56
funny. I'm going to say about like 85
33:58
percent of the jokes still land for me. And
34:01
it's because they went with the simple formula. You
34:03
know what's funny? Farts. Yeah. You
34:06
know, it's funny. Boners like it's good. They
34:10
play into the tropes. And I think generally it works
34:13
really well the way they do it. And
34:17
you can't ignore what a huge cultural impact this
34:21
movie has had on everybody, because I mean, obviously,
34:25
Scream is one of my favorite movies of all
34:26
time. And there are still some times
34:29
where like I get a little bit mixed up of like, oh,
34:31
no, wait, that's actually scary. Maybe
34:33
that's not screen like the drug dealing thing. I
34:35
in my head, Sydney Prescott's dad does shady
34:38
shit like he sells drugs. And
34:40
I can't ever like remove that connection in my head.
34:44
Her family's kind of tragic, so
34:46
it would make sense. You know what I mean? Yeah.
34:49
And like, you know, talking about ring, I always forget
34:52
that that's her actual son because I'm so convinced
34:55
it's her like adopted nephew from Scary Movie 3.
34:59
Like you just can't ignore the
35:00
cultural impact. Like I said, huge Dave Sheridan
35:03
fan. I'm a huge Anna Faris fan.
35:05
She's fucking hilarious. If
35:07
you haven't seen the House Bunny, watch that. Oh,
35:10
yeah, she's great. That script was written
35:12
specifically for her. Oh, really? Yes.
35:15
She she's just she's amazing. So,
35:18
yeah, I just it's pretty much always a good time.
35:22
So cool. Steve,
35:23
what do you like about this one? I
35:25
mean, where to start? Like the whole movie, like I
35:27
said, is is geniusly written. It's
35:30
actually oddly well acted to like Anna Faris. That's
35:35
what I was going to say. Really
35:36
good. Like she's terrible, but on
35:38
purpose, right? Like all of the even Shannon
35:42
Elizabeth in this, she's not a great actress to me
35:46
in most of the things she does. But
35:48
the scene where she's getting killed, she's doing
35:51
good in it. She you know what I mean? Like
35:53
I just I need to say real quick, I have so much love
35:57
for the Wayans Brothers for killing her in a bathroom.
36:00
Shannon Elizabeth must be in
36:02
bathrooms. Yeah, three movies we've covered
36:05
on this show and she's been in a bathroom. Well,
36:07
you know, when you're good at dying in bathrooms, but
36:10
I think she did a really good job in that scene
36:13
where she sees Bobby getting killed and like
36:15
everybody. Yeah, yeah. She's
36:17
just screaming like, why don't anybody believe me?
36:20
And then everyone's like, wow,
36:21
this is really good. Yeah. He has so it's a great
36:24
it's a great joke, too. But
36:26
she's great in it. Like even I mean, everybody else
36:29
is really good. Like I don't think there's a
36:32
there's like a how would I say a bad person that
36:37
takes you out of the movie, like that's acting.
36:39
So bad that they're phoning it
36:41
in or it's like even Sherry O 'Terry is killing
36:44
it every second she's on screen. Obviously,
36:47
again, SNL alumni being amazing over there and
36:50
doing I mean, like the same shit here. It's
36:52
still great. You know, I mean, and like
36:54
Brenda Meeks is one of the best characters to go out
36:57
of this franchise. I fucking love her so much.
37:00
Brenda and Shorty. Yeah,
37:01
I would watch anything with the two of them in it.
37:04
Seen the yeah, the second movie
37:07
she shines the best to me. But
37:09
she's great in this, too, because I mean, she really
37:12
doesn't have a lot to do in this movie. But
37:14
when she's on screen, she's great. Yeah.
37:16
Yeah. I pretty much echo what you
37:18
guys said, too. I think another thing that I
37:21
really enjoy about this movie is it still keeps
37:23
like the horror aspects to it, too. Like
37:26
it's fun horror movie to watch. They
37:28
have like straight up slashing. I
37:31
mean, it's repeating beats from Scream. And
37:34
I know you did last summer, but I still enjoy
37:36
watching it. And I like having that like
37:38
funny little spin on the scenes, too. Like
37:40
the giant popcorn. Yeah. Oh, my God, I love that.
37:45
That's one of my favorite running
37:46
jokes and all of the things. Like
37:47
it reminded me of Scary Movie 3, where the hat
37:50
keeps getting bigger. Yeah. Each time you look at it.
37:53
Yeah. It's just I love absurd
37:55
humor like that. And I like like I'm a fan of
37:59
lowbrow humor, especially whenever it's done well.
38:01
And like, I feel like these
38:02
guys kill it with that type of stuff here. Well,
38:04
let's look at the the entire first scene, the
38:07
opening of the movie, which is exactly a rip off of
38:11
Scream, right? The first screen. Yeah.
38:12
But it's done so well that you wouldn't really know
38:16
until they start making jokes that we're in a
38:19
spoof movie. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like
38:23
even Carmen Electra's a big get at this point, right?
38:26
And they're making some very
38:28
funny jokes at that point in like if you didn't know
38:31
or, you know, you're watching this for the first
38:33
time nowadays, you're not going to get when they're
38:36
talking about like her boyfriend. Yeah.
38:38
And they're talking about Dennis Rodman. And
38:40
you're expecting to see Dennis Rodman on the chair,
38:42
but it's Prince. Yeah. And there was a huge thing
38:45
in the news about that. And
38:47
then she's like, oh, I just fucked him a couple
38:48
of times. You know, it is not my
38:50
boyfriend. Like you're like, oh, my God.
38:51
Yeah. It's fucking funny if you
38:53
know the backstory. Obviously,
38:56
most people are not going to get that nowadays, or
38:58
they might not even have got it then. But
39:00
if you look at the scene in screen and you look at
39:04
that scene, same like scene, right? But
39:06
they're doing it for laughs in a way that's a very
39:09
smart and edgy type of way that I don't think you get
39:12
in movies today. Yeah. I think it's interesting
39:16
because they have like a mix of like timeless, like
39:19
good comedy bits in this. And
39:20
they also have some stuff that's like really dated.
39:23
Yeah. You know what? It's
39:25
it's the trio of them writing, right? All
39:27
the Wayans brothers are making this. So
39:29
I feel like you might have one guy who's doing all
39:33
the smart ones, one guy who's doing all the dick
39:35
and fart jokes, and one guy that's doing all the
39:36
like, this might be funny, you know? Because
39:39
let's look at Damon Wayans. Wait,
39:41
he's Marlon Wayans. Yeah. Movies afterwards. He
39:44
did what? A haunted house. He
39:45
did the I can't remember the movie. He
39:48
did like the White Shicks movie. Well,
39:50
yeah. Well, which is he did with his
39:52
brother, too. But I'm trying to figure out
39:54
who was writing those. But after that, when he's kind
39:57
of split away and it was just him, those movies are
40:00
the more kind of movies where you're not getting
40:04
the good written jokes, you're getting the easy
40:07
lowbrow jokes. So I feel like that's probably
40:10
him in this movie making all that. Interesting.
40:13
Yeah. I guess it takes a team.
40:17
Like, I guess, like, oh, they
40:18
probably need to come together for it to actually
40:20
be something special. I guess that's a good segue
40:23
for us to go into our bad. So
40:24
like, what is bad about this movie then? Jesse,
40:28
you know, I do think sometimes like maybe having
40:31
a little bit more of those peaks and valleys. You
40:34
know, we say it all the time that like, that's what
40:36
makes a good horror movie. And
40:38
we also say all the time that that's what makes a
40:40
good comedy. Yeah. Is knowing the timing and
40:42
everything. And I feel like this is a
40:44
movie that just kind of like keeps coming at you.
40:46
Yeah, it does. It
40:47
might have been nice to have a little bit more of
40:49
that. I got a little bit of like
40:51
time to breathe and have a joke after joke after joke.
40:54
Yeah, I got you. She
40:56
meant like this is a tough one to think of anything
40:57
bad for. It's hard to criticize. Well,
41:01
yeah, I mean, you can sit here and say, yeah, some
41:03
of the jokes suck. Yeah. But when you're having a
41:06
movie that has so many jokes, some of them are
41:10
going to land right or hey, it landed then when
41:13
the movie came out. But now you're kind of like,
41:15
well, that doesn't really work that much anymore. Or
41:18
it's not as funny or it's dated. You
41:19
know, the was up joke, which is hilarious. I
41:22
mean, it was a very specific point in time that
41:25
if you weren't seeing those but but like or Budweiser
41:28
Budweiser, you're not going to fucking know. But
41:31
also it's funny, dude. I didn't know that that's
41:34
what that was ripping off until Jesse told me a year
41:37
ago. We went on a rabbit hole of
41:38
watching all of the commercials that get great.
41:41
And they're great. It
41:42
made me appreciate that. Oh,
41:43
they're smoking. But and it's like set up
41:46
because that like the way they're like, I didn't even
41:48
think about that. Calling each other. Yeah,
41:50
it's like it's set up perfectly. It's
41:52
great. Yeah, it's great. Kind
41:54
of we're just talking about good stuff for this. Well,
41:57
like think about it. What is really bad in this
41:59
movie? What makes this movie like if
42:01
someone watched it, they're like, oh, this sucks.
42:03
Obviously, a certain kind of person
42:06
needs to watch this. Right. I know if you're if you're
42:10
a person who wants to see the best cinematic
42:12
masterpieces and you don't like dick and fart jokes,
42:14
you're going to think this is terrible. That's
42:16
pretty much it. Yeah. Like, I mean, it's just
42:18
kind of like a subjective thing. Like
42:19
if this humor doesn't land for you, that's pretty much
42:22
going to be if that's what we'll determine if it's
42:24
bad. Like, yeah, nobody's expecting a
42:25
high profile, like high quality set pieces and shit
42:28
like that. Right. Yeah. But
42:30
also, like, I don't want to know you if you're that
42:32
person who doesn't like this movie. Yeah.
42:35
Or, you know, dick and fart jokes. Come
42:36
on. So good. Always
42:38
good. OK. Ugly. What
42:41
is ugly about this movie? I
42:42
mean, I go with like the transphobic jokes. Yeah.
42:45
Those. And I get that, like, it was
42:48
seen as edgy back then, but it also wasn't funny.
42:51
Then it's not funny now. It's
42:53
not cool. I think the Miss Man stuff.
42:56
Yeah. My brain blocks it out
42:58
every single time. And every single time it
43:00
happens, I'm like, fuck, I have to watch this again.
43:03
Yeah. I mean, the only scene if
43:06
I could have an edit of this where that's just cut
43:08
out completely, take out the Miss Man scene and
43:11
replace it with that cut scene of Shorty and that
43:14
girl having sex with the guns like, let's do that.
43:18
OK. OK. The
43:19
only part that makes me laugh. And
43:21
again, it's a it's a dick and fart joke. When
43:24
she just opens their legs and the ball sack just
43:28
falls out. I don't know. It's
43:29
just the way it does it. It
43:30
makes me chuckle a little bit, but I agree that it's
43:33
not a good joke now. Yeah. Yeah. That's
43:36
just what I still go. Oh, god. Like,
43:39
here it comes, you know, but again. And
43:42
again, it might be because I did see this with my
43:44
mother in theaters and she's sitting beside me and
43:46
I'm going, what the fuck is happening? See,
43:49
and here's the thing. If I need my fill of dudes'
43:52
balls falling out, I'm going to go watch Jackass,
43:54
too. That's true. I'm
43:56
going to watch Johnny Knopf with his prosthetic balls
43:59
hanging out of his booty shorts. That's
44:00
what I'm going to go do. And
44:02
then that's also like that's just that's good
44:04
dick humor. And there's no underlying other
44:07
message. Take a drink. Yeah.
44:09
A bunch of dudes getting shot in the balls with
44:12
stuff. Dude, I hope I I would like to
44:14
meet the person that finds the deeper meaning within
44:17
Jackass. A bunch of dudes doing
44:20
anything to be famous. Yeah.
44:22
That's pretty much what it was. Meaning,
44:24
yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. OK,
44:25
I think we pretty easily covered the ugly. Yeah.
44:28
Yeah. OK. All right. Absurd.
44:31
Yeah. All right. What
44:33
were absurd things about this movie? I
44:35
mean, the whole movie is absurd. The
44:38
thing that I had written down was the popcorn
44:39
getting bigger at the beginning. OK,
44:41
that was just like one of those funny visual jokes
44:44
that just a glance for me. This
44:46
is OK. So this, I guess, is really
44:48
the absurd from the movie. It's
44:49
spoofing, but I got so excited watching her throw
44:52
the bicycle at the killer when she's on the stairs.
44:55
I was like, it's going to
44:57
screen to screen to like, because it is so stupid. I
44:59
also like when she throws the piano down and he
45:01
turns to run. I love that. So
45:03
loony to me. Yeah. The physical acting like
45:06
that is great. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's
45:07
Dave Sheridan doing that, too. Right?
45:09
And he probably is the killer. Yeah.
45:11
I wouldn't be surprised. He's
45:13
that kind of guy. Yeah. Well, so let's break this
45:16
down real quick. In the whole movie, the killer
45:18
is him. It's doofy. It's
45:19
not the other two guys because they just do that
45:22
at the end. Like, oh, we're copying the guy
45:24
who's already killing people like this. So
45:25
if you want to break it down as a real movie,
45:28
because this is a real movie, there's only one
45:30
qualm I have and I forgot to mention it about the
45:33
bad. It's not bad. It's
45:34
just this movie is fucking stupid, so it shouldn't
45:36
matter. If doofy was really mentally
45:39
challenged and his mother knew that and had him, but
45:43
he's not mentally challenged. How
45:45
does that work? She would know he's not doofy.
45:49
You know what? Yeah.
45:52
Wait, what they know? It doesn't that sound like be
45:55
like like a thing that develops later? So
45:58
my. All right, he's not going to
46:00
be born and be perfectly fine human being until one
46:03
day he just starts being doofy, right? But
46:06
also it's it's a movie that's stupid. Yeah.
46:10
So it doesn't matter. And that's the joke. But
46:12
that's that's me being a cinephile going, this
46:15
doesn't work. Trying to find a deeper meaning.
46:18
Right. Jackass. Exactly.
46:20
Yeah. No, I yeah. That's
46:22
just one of those things you just kind of have to
46:24
like roll with it. Like it's like watching the
46:26
song. It's like, how the fuck does
46:27
this trap even happen? How does this even make sense?
46:30
It's just a fucking movie.
46:31
Here's the thing with this, too,
46:33
is that I don't even necessarily see it is any
46:35
kind of a mental challenge with him. I
46:37
just see it as an over exaggerated spoof of. Do
46:40
we do we? Yeah. Because do we in the first
46:43
one, he's like young and naive. And
46:45
how do you know that's not a person I put on so that
46:47
way people like their guards down? Oh,
46:49
you're oh, yeah. Well, that's the same thing where
46:52
like the transphobic jokes don't work for me. But
46:54
like Ray, like having all of these like the gay
46:58
things, the gay moments. It's
47:00
because in the original, like there is a homoerotic
47:03
storyline between Billy and Stu. So
47:06
that is picking on that trope and magnifying it.
47:10
You know, right? And
47:11
then when they have the yeah, when they have the
47:13
thing at the end where they're just like, well, we
47:15
went we had that nice day. He's
47:16
like, yeah, I wanted to go shopping. Yeah,
47:18
but but you did all that stuff. He's
47:20
like, you suck. And it's it works because
47:23
you're like, again, what you said, it is playing
47:26
off of the other movie and it's being written smartly.
47:29
It's not it's not a stupid ball
47:32
gag joke. You know, look at that. It's
47:34
not that it's literally him being like, you know, this
47:37
dude's obviously yeah, like this. We
47:39
want to be gay. There was this underlying
47:41
storyline between Billy and Stu in the movie that
47:44
we're spoofing and we're just going to be very
47:46
obvious with it. And that's that's how I've
47:48
always read the character of Doofy. Yeah,
47:50
just being amplified, Doofy. You
47:53
know, oh, yeah, that's exactly they saw Doofy and
47:55
they're like, well, this dude's going to be mentally
47:57
challenged when we make fun of him. I
48:00
guess like the final absurd thing is like, I think
48:02
it's kind of funny that what we're parodying here
48:05
is mostly Kevin Williamson. Because
48:08
there's what there's there's what the two main movies
48:12
that he wrote. And then the character. Yeah,
48:15
I mean, 100 percent. He wrote Scream 2 also. Yeah,
48:18
and three will kind of will not. That
48:20
was harsh feelings there. Yeah.
48:22
Well, it's just funny. Like,
48:23
I think that that's just like a way to show how
48:27
much he owned the 90s. Slashers.
48:29
Yeah. It's kind of crazy. And
48:32
it really is when you think about it. Yeah,
48:34
like he just did whatever he wanted. Yeah.
48:37
I'm curious. How he did Halloween. It's
48:40
true. Oh, yeah. I'm
48:42
curious. I want to go look up and
48:44
see what his reaction is to scary movie. I
48:47
would love to see. There's no. What
48:48
he thinks about it. You would have to think unless
48:51
he's a very narcissistic. I can't say the word, say,
48:54
narcissistic. Narcissistic. Thank you. Type
48:57
of person. He's not going to be like, you
49:00
know, this is awesome. And this is an ode to me,
49:02
really. And this is great. But
49:04
if he was, he'd be like, fuck these guys. This
49:07
is not funny. OK, let's give it a rating out
49:10
of 10. So, Jesse, what is your rating?
49:14
875. 875. Wow.
49:16
8 .7. Steve. Let me think here. I
49:21
do love this movie. This is the best of the scary
49:23
movies. I love scary movie, too, just
49:25
because it like is so different, but yet it's
49:28
still kind of the same. Scary
49:29
movie has a scary movie, too, has Tim Curry. So
49:34
that's also David Cross and David Cross. And
49:38
what was the big guy who played the ghost? He
49:40
just recently died a little bit. He's
49:42
been in a bunch of stuff. I
49:43
forget his name, too. Doesn't
49:45
matter. It's got a lot of going for
49:47
it. Chris Elliott. Chris
49:48
Elliott's in. Let me use my strong hand.
49:52
It's it's great. But
49:54
that one, I feel like is where they got goofy with
49:58
it. Yeah. Right. Where
49:59
this is, it still feels like a real movie. And
50:02
it's not an over the top, just arse on things. So,
50:07
oh, man, this is a hard one. Like
50:09
I want to give it a super high score, but I have 7
50:12
.5. OK, so that's that's good. But
50:15
that's huge for me. Like that's a big, I know this
50:17
type of movie. You take it very serious. I
50:19
know that you take your ratings very seriously.
50:21
We're very much like, oh, my
50:22
God, I'm riding the high. I
50:23
got feelings. This is this. That's
50:26
why I'm I'm throwing a nine out there. OK.
50:28
Yeah. I fucking love this movie,
50:30
man. This movie, this type of like a
50:32
movie really shaped my humor as a kid. Because
50:35
I remember watching this and just like having a fun
50:38
time. It was just so good. All
50:41
right. Oh, yeah. We
50:41
have a starting average. Slash.
50:42
Yes. Sorry. What? We
50:44
have a starting average of 8 .42. 8 .42. Wow.
50:47
OK, that's really high. That's
50:48
that's pretty good. So good, IMDB. OK.
50:52
All right. So we ready to jump into
50:55
this? I'd say so. OK.
50:57
You start off out exterior shot of a house. Phone
51:01
rings, a young blonde woman, a well known actress
51:05
of the time. And it's a call from a rando.
51:10
It's very much meeting the same
51:12
beats as the original Scream. Like
51:14
what's your name? I want to know who I'm
51:17
looking at, except then we cut to he was looking at
51:20
like a Playboy magazine. Yeah.
51:23
I like how he was like, what's your favorite scary
51:25
movie? And she's like, Kazam. That's
51:29
a movie with Shaq right? She's
51:30
like, have you seen Shaq Act? Which
51:32
I want to see your insides. That
51:34
feels kind of like a little nod to Randy. Me,
51:37
because your favorite scary movie showgirls. Oh,
51:39
yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.
51:43
OK. Take a look at that. He
51:44
tells her this is the same beats. This
51:45
Scream like I got your boyfriend outside. She
51:48
turns the lights on. It's Prince. Answers
51:51
the door and she takes a bat to them. And
51:54
it's a bunch of trick or treaters. OK,
51:56
here's the thing, though. I hate to nitpick this, but
51:59
the parents would be there because she's out in the
52:01
middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere. Like,
52:03
I know, yeah. That's you drive to the house's
52:06
type of situation. Not like you can go free in
52:09
the neighborhood unless they dropped them off at the
52:12
end of their driveway and they walked down. That's
52:15
true. Yeah. Yeah, put in logic out
52:18
there. But since the killer has broken
52:20
into the back door of the house, she needs to get a
52:23
weapon and she's got a choice between various guns
52:26
and knives and making the smart choice. If
52:29
you ask me, she picks up the banana. It's
52:32
like Mario Kart. She right there. Yeah,
52:34
exactly. That's that's what I'm saying. She
52:36
just played a lot of Mario Kart. She
52:37
was like this is and she's also seen Scream and knows
52:41
Ghostface is going to Ghostface, which means
52:44
Ghostface is going to fall down. You
52:46
fall down a lot in this movie. Yeah,
52:49
I think honestly, probably less than Scream. I
52:51
think you're right. I think they did it one time
52:53
to like make it known like, OK, like here's the
52:56
thing. This is what happens with
52:57
Ghostface all the time. And I love it. Like
52:59
as she's going through, like she's got signs,
53:02
safety, death, and she runs towards death. She
53:04
trips and falls into a chalk outline. She
53:07
runs through the sprinklers. Ghostface
53:10
comes up behind her and stabs her in the chest but
53:12
gets her implant so she keeps writing. She
53:14
sees her dad's car and she's like, Daddy. And
53:19
Dad's otherwise distracted. He's
53:22
getting some broken head. What
53:25
was that? Nothing. Just like a runzer over.
53:29
Yeah, which I can't believe they
53:30
got away with doing that joke twice in the same
53:32
movie. Holy shit, they did, didn't
53:34
they? Yeah. Wait, no, they didn't.
53:36
Bokens doesn't that not know they
53:37
do it in this one because that's their whole I know
53:40
what you did last summer. But
53:41
when they hit, yeah, when they hit David Keegan,
53:44
you're right. Yeah. OK. And
53:47
yeah, she's dead. They kill her there. I
53:50
can't remember. Do they actually he doesn't
53:52
like do the whole string interrupt thing like they
53:53
do in screen? No, I didn't know. OK.
53:56
All right. So now we cut over to Cindy
53:57
in her bedroom. She's over there on her computer
54:00
and then we get Bobby breaking in. He's
54:02
going full Billy. Yeah. Her dad comes in. He's
54:05
kind of giving us the whole rundown of his
54:07
sketchy path. So I think it's also good for
54:10
us to point out like the other horror movies that
54:13
these people are involved in that we have so much
54:15
fun with and Bobby's actor. We
54:19
know him on this show from House of Blacks. He
54:21
is the friend of the brother, Chad Michael
54:26
Murray's brother, Chad Michael Murray's friend, who
54:28
is wearing five shirts and doesn't give his sister a
54:32
single shirt. So Chad Michael Murray has to
54:35
give his only shirt to her. Was
54:37
any in something else to meet the parents? Oh,
54:40
that's right. Yeah. OK, so. Oh,
54:43
yeah. He's Danny. He's
54:44
the hot head. I'm down with little Kim. He's
54:48
fat. P .H. I
54:50
love how in the scene, he is straight up reading
54:53
Billy's line about he was watching the exorcist and
54:57
it got him horny. And it's like they didn't even
54:58
need to exaggerate that line. Like
55:00
just saying that's like this is fucking ridiculous.
55:02
This guy watched the exorcist
55:04
and got horny. I mean, that's really like
55:06
what happened with Billy. Yeah,
55:08
it's exactly what happened. So
55:10
yeah, they're just like hitting the same piece of
55:12
the dad comes in there. He's
55:13
leaving for the weekend. Warns
55:14
and the cops come to his drugs. Yeah,
55:17
all that shit. Remember, remember if anybody comes
55:21
to buy you cut it with baking soda, baking powder,
55:26
they'll have muffins coming out of their nose. They
55:29
and then whenever Billy, what the fuck is his name?
55:32
And then Bobby. OK,
55:33
whenever it's so I'm going to get mixed up. She
55:35
does. Well, you settle for PG 13 and
55:37
does like the flashing thing. It's
55:38
made boobs. That did you find out who's
55:40
tummy that was? No, I asked you to look that
55:43
up specifically. No, I I looked around. What
55:45
if it's her dad? Oh my God, dude, that would
55:48
be nasty. I love that because I
55:51
threaten all the time to Travis that there's like
55:54
this one piece swimsuit and it's like a man's Harry
55:56
belly. And I thought I'd seen those.
55:59
You do it. Do
56:00
it. Encourage it. Do
56:03
it. Don't please do not. How
56:05
funny would it be if you just go into the public
56:07
pool? Right. But no one, you know,
56:09
you're wrapped up a little bit and you just you just
56:11
go in the pool with that. People
56:13
are going to give you a lot of double takes. Yeah,
56:16
yeah. It's hilarious because there's
56:19
there's going to be those couple dudes that are like,
56:21
fuck, yeah, that's great. And
56:22
then there's those old people like what's going on
56:24
here? I get the old gladus. So
56:26
let's get out. I have pink hair. I
56:28
get old men staring at me all the time. Oh,
56:31
I bet my wife just put a pink. She
56:33
used to have the like the money pieces or whatever.
56:36
And she had a blonde and now
56:37
she's got a pink. So yeah, she's getting the
56:39
same. Yeah. You young kids out here
56:42
with your fucking hair. Yeah.
56:44
Yeah. I like how whenever she asked
56:47
why he's there, he's like, oh, I just wanted my
56:49
balls. I just wanted my balls. I
56:52
just like the. He's so matter of fact about
56:55
it. Yeah. I loved it. It
56:56
made me like die laugh. And
56:57
whenever we were watching that, they started to try
57:00
and have sex where he does. They're
57:02
kissing. He goes for the pants, but
57:04
there's an electric fence there. Yeah.
57:07
And then that's when she flashes her man boobs to.
57:10
So now we get Shorty and
57:11
Brenda. They're doing your mother jokes to
57:14
each other. She has to remind them that
57:17
they have the same mom. And
57:18
he's like, your father. Yeah,
57:19
Brenda meets up with Cindy and then Buffy's coming to
57:24
walk with them. And Brenda's like, I just can't
57:28
stand her. She's so fake. I'm
57:29
going to show her. So she goes, hey, yeah,
57:31
because that's so it's so real. Like
57:34
you're like, I can't fucking stand this guy.
57:35
What's up? Also
57:38
bad timing on this right here, but they she's
57:41
talking about how she saw her at a puff daddy party.
57:44
Yeah, we we last night or the
57:47
night before when we were watching this really. Yeah,
57:49
it's like, oh, no, it's not going to be good.
57:52
Getting ditty. So
57:53
she did because she was with a background dancer.
57:57
She doesn't have any self
57:59
respect. That's what it was. You're
58:01
right. I also love how in the
58:03
background in the parking lot, you can see the
58:04
corners already. They're just like, yeah. OK,
58:08
now we get Gail Hellstorm. She's
58:10
doing the news. There's a kid that keeps trying to
58:12
interrupt the set, but she takes out a gun, shoots
58:14
him. Brenda's like only the most ignorant
58:17
people get interviewed, cut to shorty. Go
58:19
on. Run, bitch. Run.
58:22
I love the bit of all the news stations. And
58:24
then it gets to it's like Black TV, white folks are
58:27
dead. We get out of here just like
58:28
a driver. White people are dead. We
58:30
get the fuck out of here. Hilarious.
58:33
And nobody's going to call this white on white crime.
58:36
No, some because black on black
58:38
crime doesn't exist. It's bullshit. It's
58:40
a scaremongering term. Well, the sherry o' terry part
58:43
when she's just like one person's dead and that
58:46
guy's behind her like turns around just shooting two
58:49
people are dead. Yeah. Funny. So
58:52
I think I got released and by the phone at this
58:54
point. So it's been two days since
58:55
we watched it. Yeah. So Greg is failing. He's
59:00
stupid. It just says dumbass on his
59:02
report card. And then look, you got an A.
59:07
Ray is like tying up his tank
59:10
top. Bobby is in the trailer. I
59:13
like how the trailers like parked right out front. And
59:16
he's always late to class. So
59:18
this is where they're at the Water Fountain. They're
59:20
talking about how they killed that guy one year
59:23
ago. So this is where we get the
59:24
flash. Yeah, we get a flashback and
59:26
it's very similar to the scene. And
59:27
I know what you did last summer, except we got the
59:30
two couples in the back that are drunk and being
59:32
obnoxious. And Bobby is trying to coerce
59:36
Cindy into giving him like touching it. Yeah,
59:40
just touch it. Yeah, just touch. And
59:44
Greg does a really good impression of how fucking
59:47
obnoxious Ryan Philippi's character is. And
59:49
we watched. I know what you did last
59:51
summer right after this. And
59:53
it's like, man, he really is a fucking asshole. The
59:56
dude is so fucking aggressive. And
59:58
it's so over the top in this movie, but it's still
1:00:01
pretty much matches that energy. Yeah.
1:00:04
So yeah, basically because of all of that, they end
1:00:07
up hitting a guy and they're like arguing about
1:00:11
what to do. And he's it's it feels very
1:00:13
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Like
1:00:15
I'm not dead yet. I'm fine. Don't
1:00:18
worry about it. Yeah. What are we going to do
1:00:20
with the body? It's OK. Nothing
1:00:22
I'm alive. And then they just throw the
1:00:24
fucking bottle and get some right now. So
1:00:27
shorty drives by. Yeah, they have to distract.
1:00:31
Yeah, he's the Bobby Galecki in
1:00:32
the scene. I love how he's just like
1:00:36
laughing at them the entire time he rolls up and it's
1:00:38
just like piles of smoke just pouring out of the
1:00:40
car. And then I cut back and
1:00:42
they're like, this all feels like something out of
1:00:44
the movie anyway. And she goes, yeah, I'd
1:00:45
probably be this is so misogynistic. So
1:00:48
like, I probably be played by like Jennifer Love, huge
1:00:51
kids or something. It's funny, though. OK,
1:00:54
so they take the body to the pier. They
1:00:57
dump him over the edge and they all make a pact that
1:00:59
they're never going to talk about it again. And
1:01:01
I remember she's like, talk about what again? He's
1:01:04
like the body. She's like, well, you just
1:01:06
fucking mentioned it, Greg. That's
1:01:10
not the real money needed to go. I
1:01:12
know. Yeah. So do he meets with Gail?
1:01:16
She's trying to take advantage of
1:01:19
him. He is this many years old, 25
1:01:21
and a half. I think he actually does like
1:01:23
a good hand signal of 25. She
1:01:26
invites him to the van to go and try and to do some
1:01:28
to try and get some more information. Then
1:01:32
we cut to a teacher talking about how they need
1:01:34
to let prayer in school. And
1:01:37
it turns out she's breastfeeding her baby. That
1:01:39
was fathered by one of the students. So
1:01:41
I like that little bit of commentary. That's
1:01:44
pretty like, I see you after class. You're
1:01:47
like, hi, I'm like, yeah. I
1:01:49
like Cindy gets a note. I know what you did last
1:01:52
Halloween. And then she thinks about like
1:01:53
a date she had with Bob. Like
1:01:57
under the tree, having a good time. And
1:01:59
then she's got a second note under that. No,
1:02:02
bitch. I'm not talking about that
1:02:04
date. So she's called to the
1:02:06
principal's office. This is another reference that I
1:02:11
feel like a lot of people will miss. I
1:02:13
didn't realize until I was reading about this. But
1:02:15
the principal is Quigley. Squiggly,
1:02:19
yeah, which he so in scream, it was played by.
1:02:24
Fuck, what's his name? Fonz,
1:02:26
Harry Henry, Henry, yeah, who Henry was a greaser
1:02:30
from Happy Days. Yeah, the phone. This
1:02:33
one right here, they got the greaser from Wavern and
1:02:35
Shirley playing the. Oh, that's fun. Yeah,
1:02:38
that's cute. They call Dewey in. He
1:02:41
goes poopy. It was good. It
1:02:43
was good. He pulled a real Trump. Yeah.
1:02:49
So the cops ask her about Drew and yeah, they're just
1:02:52
like questioning about that. This
1:02:53
this cop right here, I love his scenes where he's
1:02:55
just like really weirdly like sincere, but also like
1:02:58
inappropriate. Yeah, he's one of those that
1:03:00
like he does the camp playing it straight. Yeah,
1:03:03
way and it works well because there's so much
1:03:06
over the top in this. His like his energy is like
1:03:09
perfect. Yeah, well, the scene where he
1:03:12
like sits Cindy down was like, hey, I want you to
1:03:14
look at these and they're the pictures of him in
1:03:17
like a bathing in the bathing suit. Just
1:03:19
like how about this one? And
1:03:21
it's just like him just doing more poses. He's
1:03:22
like, OK, but the best part is the whole scene is
1:03:25
played straight. Like no one's reacting to the
1:03:28
fact that these are too like that. It's
1:03:32
fucking ridiculous, but it's hilarious. And
1:03:34
then no, none. OK, how about this one? One
1:03:36
more time. What do you think? No,
1:03:38
no. OK, that's fine. I
1:03:39
just wanted to check. It's great. What
1:03:40
makes this movie so good? Just
1:03:42
like show like that. Yeah, exactly. OK,
1:03:45
so Ray is hyped to get all the boys in the
1:03:47
shower. I love the scene of him
1:03:48
where he's just like, all right, I'm going to get
1:03:49
you. I'm going to get you. Like
1:03:50
Chase is the model and he takes a towel. It's
1:03:53
so funny. Bobby's going to stay behind
1:03:55
though. He's got to go hit the back.
1:03:56
Greg, Greg staying behind. But
1:03:58
I get them all fucking confused. Greg,
1:04:00
he doesn't want to go into the showers because why?
1:04:03
He's got a baby. Dig.
1:04:04
It's a disease, you know. Go
1:04:05
to Harry, baby, dog, dick. He's
1:04:08
terrible. He's terrible. See,
1:04:10
have you ever seen Dude Brody, Masquerad3? I've
1:04:13
seen the the like the cover of it. Oh,
1:04:17
did you actually see it? You
1:04:18
got to watch it. It's I think you I think you
1:04:21
didn't. It's another like slasher parody
1:04:23
movie kind of like this right here. Yeah.
1:04:25
OK, I do love a good shitty. It's
1:04:28
made by the terrible. Awesome
1:04:29
movie that does five second films. Yeah,
1:04:32
there. It's fucking funny. OK,
1:04:35
so yeah, Greg, he stays behind his back for a
1:04:37
little bit. Then he gets back to his locker
1:04:38
and realizes that there is a Polaroid there. He
1:04:41
pulls it out in the picture of his baby dick.
1:04:45
So he takes it. Who
1:04:46
did this? He takes it back to the group
1:04:50
and shows it. And then like they are all
1:04:52
kind of laughing at it. And
1:04:53
then Cindy says, I got one too. And
1:04:55
he goes, you have a baby. I
1:04:57
mean, Bobby's got a baby. Oh,
1:04:59
Bobby's got a baby. They all just like look at
1:05:01
Bobby and he's just like, I do like how he's painted
1:05:05
as this really dumb person. And
1:05:06
what does he do is he goes, everybody have seen
1:05:09
this? Yeah. And he just brings him a
1:05:11
picture of his dick that he's trying to hide to
1:05:13
everybody. Yeah, I didn't even think about
1:05:15
that. OK, so now they are at the
1:05:18
Miss Teen Beauty pageant. This
1:05:21
is one of my favorite scenes. So
1:05:22
like they're all over there. They're
1:05:24
introducing the people and then they introduce Buffy.
1:05:27
And then Greg is up there.
1:05:28
He's like, that's my girlfriend.
1:05:29
And then there's a bunch of
1:05:30
people. It's like, yeah, I'm hitting
1:05:31
that too. Like, yeah, I'm hitting that too.
1:05:34
Like everybody's just like doing
1:05:35
this. Getting so pissed off at the
1:05:37
crowd. Her scene is going to be
1:05:40
acting. That's her. Yeah,
1:05:41
that's her. That's her talent. Her
1:05:42
talent. Yeah. So she starts to do her
1:05:45
talent through art. I shall serve my country.
1:05:48
God, she's she fucking killed
1:05:50
that line. And I know you did last summer
1:05:52
when she said that Sarah. Michelle
1:05:54
Geller is the goat. Yeah, should have been world
1:05:58
peace, as we all know. Well,
1:06:00
she wasn't going for Miss. She
1:06:01
should have been. Well, yeah, she's going for Miss
1:06:04
Crocker. Oh, yeah, Miss Crocker. Yeah.
1:06:07
Did anybody else notice the different names on the
1:06:09
sashes of all the other contestants? Only
1:06:12
one I caught was Miss Felicia. Oh,
1:06:14
really? There's Miss Felicia. There
1:06:15
was Miss Congeniality. There was like there was two
1:06:18
others that I laughed at. I
1:06:19
can't remember them off the top of my head, but I was
1:06:21
just like, that's great. That's
1:06:22
funny. What? Why not? Yeah.
1:06:24
So she's over there. She's about to start her scene.
1:06:27
And then she looks up and sees
1:06:28
Greg is getting murdered. So
1:06:31
she starts to actually react to it. But
1:06:32
everybody else is thinking that she's actually doing
1:06:35
her acting. And they all think it's
1:06:37
amazing. Yeah. So she runs to go try and
1:06:39
save Greg. And they're like, Buffy, you
1:06:41
won. And she's like, I won. She
1:06:43
goes out there and the song that they're singing
1:06:46
to is super inappropriate. And
1:06:47
I love this because for the rest of the movie
1:06:49
while she's around, she's got the crown on like she
1:06:52
goes to sleep with the crown on. Oh,
1:06:54
really? I didn't even pay attention
1:06:55
to that. Well, the rest of the movie
1:06:57
beyond her getting murdered, she's wearing. Yeah.
1:07:00
Also, like in the background, like when
1:07:01
they're just kind of talking after the fact, you
1:07:03
can see Ghost Faces just back there. Cleaning
1:07:05
up. Yeah. It kind of reminded me of
1:07:07
that scene of like from Scream, where it's West
1:07:10
Craven back there and his Freddy outfit mopping up.
1:07:13
Yeah. Cindy gets a call from
1:07:15
Bobby. She's shaving, shaving her leg,
1:07:18
shaving her armpit, shaving her tongue. Forgot
1:07:22
about that. And then after she hangs up,
1:07:24
she gets in. I know what you did last
1:07:26
time, a ween call. And so, of course, she runs to
1:07:28
the door and we get like a fourth wall break because
1:07:30
she the door is locked and the camera like bumps into
1:07:33
her. And then she she sees feet
1:07:36
behind the couch and she's like, well, you're just the
1:07:40
ghost. This is like, let me ask you a
1:07:42
question. Where am I? And
1:07:44
she goes, well, you're you're behind the couch. I
1:07:46
guess, OK, turn, turn around, turn around. And
1:07:49
then he goes and hides behind the curtain. And
1:07:51
of course, that makes her that ends up leading to a
1:07:54
chase up the stairs where she throws a bike and old
1:07:58
woman a piano. It's so good. I
1:08:02
love it. And then she makes it up to
1:08:04
her bedroom and she gets to the computer and she
1:08:06
does the 911 types of white woman in danger. And
1:08:08
then like all of a sudden it cuts to like police
1:08:10
sirens just like flood in the house. Bobby
1:08:12
climbs into the room and he's got a phone that
1:08:16
drops out of his pocket. But
1:08:17
he's also got a knife and gloves. Paraglums.
1:08:20
Yeah. I love how they're like
1:08:21
really like this like so many red flags right here.
1:08:25
That's how it was in scream to
1:08:26
like you should have known this shit. So
1:08:28
we cut to the station and this is where they're like,
1:08:31
you know, talking about everything that happened and
1:08:34
he shows her the the sheriff shows her the
1:08:37
photos and everything and Buffy comes in and she's
1:08:40
like, are you OK? We're going home and if you
1:08:42
think, did mom do it OK? And
1:08:44
she goes, yeah, she's staying with us tonight.
1:08:46
Doofus. Everybody here is then says
1:08:49
something about how he puts his dick in the back. Oh,
1:08:52
yeah. That's one of my favorite bits.
1:08:56
And then I love I love this
1:08:58
scene where Gail is yelling at Kenny and she's like,
1:09:02
what did I tell you about? Why
1:09:04
you shouldn't step on my feet? Because
1:09:05
Gail wears Prada shoes. Then
1:09:10
we get the West. Yeah, this is so iconic, man. I
1:09:14
love it. One of my favorite things about
1:09:16
this is how they actually change the mask. Yeah.
1:09:19
Just like matches emotion. It's
1:09:20
so fucking good. And I was I was a weird
1:09:23
child. I was obsessed with all of
1:09:25
the Budweiser commercials growing up. Really?
1:09:27
I was so I was the frogs that the why. I
1:09:31
actually like stole one of my parents' shirts. What's
1:09:36
your shirt? Yeah, seriously. It
1:09:38
was a Petroma shirt. I was obsessed with these
1:09:42
commercials. It was weird. Their
1:09:44
marketing team. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1:09:47
I mean, Budweiser knew what it was doing back in the
1:09:50
day. They really cleaned up on on
1:09:52
their commercials. OK, so now Cindy is staying
1:09:57
over at Buffy's house. They're
1:09:58
in her room talking. Doofy comes in to check on him
1:10:01
and reveals. Doofy. That's what I said, right?
1:10:04
You said do we? God
1:10:06
damn it. OK, Doofy comes in to check on
1:10:10
them and he reveals that he knows about the person
1:10:13
that they killed. Yeah, he's like, I'm sure it's
1:10:14
that guy you killed. And Cindy is like, what? How
1:10:19
does he know? And Buffy's like, he overheard.
1:10:21
It's fine. He's
1:10:21
not going to tell anybody. So
1:10:23
he goes to his room and then what do you know?
1:10:27
Cindy gets a call. It's
1:10:28
the killer. They cut it off prematurely. She
1:10:31
like the mom comes in, she gets concerned and goes to
1:10:33
run to get Doofy. And then Doofy, like you can
1:10:36
hear him on the phone. He's
1:10:37
like, no, it's not me. And he like closes. He
1:10:39
hangs up the phone and then he runs out of the
1:10:41
room with the vacuum on his dick. Yeah,
1:10:44
it's just like I love that shot of him just like
1:10:47
walking in like trying to check on him. He's
1:10:49
got the vacuum cleaner there. So
1:10:50
at school the next day, Ray does the stew talk
1:10:53
with Cindy. That's how I made the note. Like,
1:10:55
no, he's not mad. He's heartbroken. You
1:10:58
branded him the candy man. And
1:11:00
shorty references scream directly, like like says
1:11:04
scream. Oh, yeah, he's like, no, they
1:11:05
did this shit and scream. It's
1:11:07
so in the behind the scenes, he was just he was
1:11:10
like, no, I love scream and it's not just because
1:11:14
Mira Max is telling me that I have to say that.
1:11:18
But they were like, OK, so
1:11:19
scream comes out and scream to comes out. And
1:11:22
then I know what you do last summer comes out. And
1:11:24
we're like, all right, we got to do this. Bobby
1:11:26
is there at school. You got bailed out. Cindy
1:11:29
is kind of questioning if he was actually the killer
1:11:32
or not. And then they kind of he I
1:11:35
can't remember. Does he do the same thing that
1:11:37
Billy did where he's like, yeah, your dad died a long
1:11:40
time ago. You need to just get over it.
1:11:41
They I forget exactly how this
1:11:43
conversation goes, but it does end with her saying
1:11:45
like, sorry, that my mess up life is an inconvenience
1:11:48
to your perfect existence. And
1:11:49
then she does the Sydney run. Somebody
1:11:52
did a side by side of these scenes. And
1:11:55
it really is how Nav Campbell runs in the baby.
1:11:58
And I love it. That's
1:11:59
even better. Yeah, all attention to the thing
1:12:02
that was already weird and bizarre from that one.
1:12:04
Yeah. And I think it works too,
1:12:06
because like think about it and scream. Scream
1:12:08
is a satire, but it's also very much meant to be a
1:12:11
horror movie. And so I think because you
1:12:13
have this tense dramatic moment and like you're
1:12:16
feeling all of the emotions that are happening in that
1:12:19
scene. So when she runs off, you're
1:12:20
just like, yeah, I don't blame her for running off.
1:12:22
But then when you take that
1:12:24
and put it into this movie and everything is comedic
1:12:27
and magnified and you see her run off, you're like,
1:12:29
haha, she looks and then when you put them side to
1:12:31
side, you're like, oh, shit. I
1:12:33
need to we need to watch that again after this. It's
1:12:36
like, I need to see the similarities of that. It's
1:12:38
pretty great. OK, so now we get the scene
1:12:41
with Miss Man. We won't have to go too far
1:12:44
into detail with this one right here, but she's
1:12:46
lecturing the girls in the locker room. Well,
1:12:48
because Buffy's bullying Cindy. She's
1:12:50
she really is a fake friend. Yeah.
1:12:54
Buffy stays behind in the locker room because she's
1:12:57
Shannon Elizabeth and Shannon Elizabeth has to
1:12:59
wander around a bathroom. Yeah.
1:13:01
Yeah. This is like in the most
1:13:03
technical sense of bathroom. But
1:13:05
we'll allow it because, I mean, there's like showers
1:13:07
and like an actual. Yeah, locker rooms all have
1:13:11
toilets. Yeah, pretty much. Showers.
1:13:13
Yeah. Key, we know Shannon Elizabeth
1:13:16
doesn't go to the bathroom for the toilet. She
1:13:18
goes for the shower anyway. That's
1:13:19
true. We're the bath. Yeah,
1:13:21
you're right. You're right. You're
1:13:22
right. So she's basically doing the
1:13:24
the Tatum thing here where like the killer comes out.
1:13:27
She's like, oh, are you going to
1:13:27
get me? Am I in a scary movie? I
1:13:29
want to be in the sequel. And
1:13:31
she like keeps doing that to the whole point. Like
1:13:34
he keeps like just stabbing her repeatedly and she like
1:13:37
there's this stuff. She's like, oh, is this the part
1:13:39
where I'm supposed to like trip and break my legs? So
1:13:41
she like throws herself down on the ground and
1:13:42
just like throws her leg. How
1:13:43
to suck it. Yeah. Talking about Chris Ramsay
1:13:46
breaking his leg and spiral. This
1:13:48
is. Oh, yeah. It's
1:13:50
pretty. He just ends up throwing her
1:13:51
head in the lost or found bin. OK,
1:13:54
so we cut outside. There's the guy he's threatening to
1:13:58
jump. Everybody's trying to call him down,
1:14:00
but this is where Cindy goes out and does the
1:14:03
Jennifer Love you. I know what you did. That's
1:14:05
what you were waiting for. Except
1:14:08
there's a man on. So he just like jumps and
1:14:12
just falls right in front of him. Yeah,
1:14:15
it's so great. So Ray and Brenda are making
1:14:19
out and she's wearing his football jersey and that it
1:14:23
turns out to him having her completely dressed up
1:14:26
in his all his gear, shoulder pads and helmet
1:14:29
and everything. Yeah, yeah. So
1:14:34
Gail goes to lovers look out and she interviews
1:14:37
alone, Tina Carter, and she's like, how's it
1:14:39
occurred to you that your boyfriend is dead and
1:14:42
you're likely going to be killed next? And
1:14:44
she's like, well, he's been missing for about 15
1:14:46
minutes now. I'm going to go check a sound.
1:14:48
So I don't know where he is.
1:14:49
She's like, yeah, you're going to
1:14:51
be good. She's like, oh, really? Me?
1:14:53
And then then that's when it comes up and like
1:14:55
starts to stab her and he gets frustrated with Gail
1:14:58
there because, you know, he's trying to do his job.
1:15:00
He's like, just let me do my
1:15:01
fucking job. So Gail and Kenny run and
1:15:05
that's where we get the Blair Witch. And
1:15:07
oh, yeah, where she runs off. Yeah.
1:15:09
So much not coming out of her face. It's
1:15:11
so nasty. All of that. Now
1:15:15
we got to rain Brenda and a movie, Shake a Spear and
1:15:18
Love. Oh, yeah, Shake a Spear. Yeah.
1:15:22
I don't know why that killed me every single time
1:15:25
she says, Shake a Spear. I think it's kind of crazy.
1:15:28
I always forget that this
1:15:29
movie also covers screams two and three. Just
1:15:32
scream two, right? And they do three at the end
1:15:35
with Shorty, where he's doing the post video. Oh,
1:15:41
yeah. Yeah, we're like, he's like
1:15:42
reading off the rules or whatever. Oh,
1:15:44
shit. I guess we kind of does read
1:15:45
off the rules in the end, doesn't he? So,
1:15:47
yeah, basically this is. It's
1:15:50
kind of a riff on the opening for scream two.
1:15:54
Yeah. Brenda is a super obnoxious
1:15:56
movie goer, which I still maintain everybody else in
1:16:00
the theater is being obnoxious. I
1:16:01
don't think Maureen was that obnoxious. Oh,
1:16:04
in the screen to scream to. Yeah.
1:16:06
Everything like because everybody else is being
1:16:08
loud and obnoxious. And just because she wasn't
1:16:10
having a good time doesn't mean she is any more
1:16:11
obnoxious than anyone else. I
1:16:13
guess it's like a party pooper type thing. Like
1:16:15
she was. Yeah, she was being like as loud
1:16:17
as everybody else. But everybody else was like
1:16:18
having a good time and she was raining on the parade
1:16:21
type deal. Brenda, though, she's like straight
1:16:23
up recording the movie. She's
1:16:24
like yelling about how stupid everything is and
1:16:26
everybody's. She takes a phone call. Yeah,
1:16:28
it takes a phone call. Ray,
1:16:30
he's in the bathroom. It's just like a glory hole
1:16:32
instead of getting stabbed in the head. He
1:16:34
gets a. Yeah. A pee pee through the
1:16:35
head. Yeah. So. Ghostface
1:16:38
comes back, sits next to Brenda. He
1:16:41
starts stabbing and then she gets up and everybody
1:16:43
else. No, he's about to stab her and
1:16:46
then everybody gets so fed up that they take the
1:16:48
knife from him and then start stabbing her. So
1:16:51
she gets up and walks down the aisle and everybody
1:16:53
gets up and starts stabbing and attacking her. All
1:16:54
the other movies that she's ruined. Yeah,
1:16:59
I forgot about that. I love the idea that she's
1:17:01
just like a serial movie spoiler. I
1:17:04
love that Brenda just comes back in every single movie,
1:17:07
despite. Even though she dies. Yeah,
1:17:08
despite that. She just keeps coming back.
1:17:12
Yeah. And they have a they have
1:17:13
a whole funeral for her in the third one. Oh,
1:17:16
yeah. That's right. OK,
1:17:18
so now we're at the house party at Cindy's house. I
1:17:20
forgot really. Out of control. She
1:17:22
is so stressed in it. It gives me a combination of
1:17:26
mean girls where Katie is having to stop them from
1:17:29
throwing the fertility base around and also seeking of
1:17:35
Darren Aronofsky. You get like mother. Oh,
1:17:38
yeah. And that like that one was
1:17:40
just so stressful because people just kept coming in.
1:17:42
Yeah, except this time a baby
1:17:43
doesn't die. So I think we're OK. Darren
1:17:46
Aronofsky, man. That's another one that like we
1:17:49
watched it when it first came out and it's still
1:17:51
like regularly pops up in my brain. Yeah,
1:17:54
that's yeah. Yeah, it's going to be like
1:17:56
another one and done for me. Yeah,
1:17:58
it's traumatic until I inevitably make us talk
1:18:00
about it on the show. Yeah,
1:18:02
that's. So they are they're doing the
1:18:05
garage. Hill scene here. It's
1:18:06
not Tatum this time. It's just like a random girl
1:18:08
going in there to get beer. But
1:18:10
she's also I'm mad that they well, here's the
1:18:13
thing. It as tiny as Rose McGowan
1:18:17
is. She's still a whole ass human
1:18:19
and the garage doors should not have been able to lift
1:18:21
her up. Yeah, we all question. I
1:18:25
wonder, did they like rationalize that by having
1:18:27
it be like she got shocked at the other something? I
1:18:29
think so. I think that's what they
1:18:31
tried to say. I mean, and garage doors are
1:18:33
dangerous. Those springs are like an actual
1:18:35
like projectile that can kill people. I
1:18:38
do. I do love her though. She
1:18:40
was like, please don't kill me. I'm
1:18:42
just a day player. Yeah. OK, so Cindy's wasted and
1:18:48
Bobby arrives and she wants to take Bobby upstairs so
1:18:51
they can finally have sex. I
1:18:52
we noticed this for the first time watching this on
1:18:55
Friday. The way Cindy's eyes were
1:18:58
moving after they have sex, like they're just like side
1:19:02
to side. Yeah, they're just like reading a
1:19:04
story. Like it's it's almost unnerving.
1:19:08
Like it feels unnatural. Well,
1:19:10
they also call out like Bobby's like, yeah, we got
1:19:12
the whole movie crew here and they like break the
1:19:14
fourth wall and show like everybody in the scene. I
1:19:17
do think about that sometimes whenever I think
1:19:19
about sex scenes, like I'm like, God damn, that's got
1:19:22
to be the worst. I am. I
1:19:25
am happy that intimacy coordinators are a thing
1:19:27
now, but it is appalling that that's such a recent
1:19:31
thing and that I had to come after a lot of nasty
1:19:35
shit. And Jordy and his group are
1:19:38
smoking and Ghostface droids in and also starts smoking
1:19:42
and this is where we get the mimics electronic sound
1:19:45
that Harrell's killers experience. I
1:19:48
love the scene of them where they're like prank
1:19:51
calling together. Like they're both doing the
1:19:53
calls. Yeah. It's so funny. Yeah,
1:19:56
they all start doing like freestyle rapping and
1:19:58
Ghostface gets really into it. Hold
1:20:00
on, Steve. How much of that do you know?
1:20:02
Can you recite most of that?
1:20:03
I've got a slash and gash
1:20:04
cutting another hole in your ass. I
1:20:06
still blurt on the wall and play tennis with your
1:20:08
balls. With the phone rings, don't
1:20:09
answer that call. You're going to slit your throat
1:20:11
like a goat. Fill your full skin on and make
1:20:14
a winner coat. Peace. You. That
1:20:21
was the illest rhyme I ever see in someone. After
1:20:26
he looks around and sees all the dead bodies
1:20:28
surrounding him. It's so great. So
1:20:31
Ghostface appears and gets a put in quotations, Bobby
1:20:36
and then Chase Cindy downstairs. Bobby
1:20:40
comes down the stairs falls except then when Shorty
1:20:44
appears and so he's like shorty, we got the killers
1:20:47
in the house. We got to go and Bobby stands
1:20:50
up and shoots Shorty and Ray is in on it also.
1:20:54
Yeah, he's got the voice
1:20:55
modulator. He comes in with that. This
1:20:58
is quite what they go into the kitchen. And
1:21:02
this is where they're cornering her and they're
1:21:03
explaining their whole plan. And
1:21:04
they start talking about all of these bad horror
1:21:07
movies. And we both got super fucking
1:21:10
authentic. So like what was with the
1:21:12
what was with that fat white Jamaican in the
1:21:15
second? I know what you did last
1:21:17
summer. And she goes, it was just bad
1:21:19
casting, Bobby. And we both went, how dare you
1:21:22
call Jack Black? That is. It's
1:21:26
so good. Yeah. And I mean, it really is
1:21:28
also I mean, yeah, it is stupid to have like. And
1:21:31
I think the I think I still know what you did
1:21:34
last summer kind of makes fun of the fact that he
1:21:36
is like, you know, fake Rasta man type thing. But
1:21:41
his Jack Black, it's not it's a bad character, not
1:21:44
bad cast. Yeah, that's what he was given.
1:21:47
He did great with it. I
1:21:49
am going to ask you like I've never really put much
1:21:51
thought into it. But like what exactly? Who
1:21:54
who are they the killers of in this? Because
1:21:56
we know that it's actually doofy. They
1:21:58
killed the shot Shorty. I think they were mostly just
1:22:01
going to kill Cindy and then run away together. I
1:22:04
guess the girl in the garage, too. Like
1:22:07
I just never really thought about it. I
1:22:08
was like, you know what? Yeah,
1:22:09
he just was saying that it's a lack of sex that
1:22:11
drove him crazy. And he ended up experimenting
1:22:15
around and figured out he was gay. And
1:22:17
so he's going to they're just taking advantage of
1:22:20
the existing killer to kill Cindy and they just
1:22:22
straight up did the subtext and screen. Yeah.
1:22:25
Yeah. We're we're making the subtext
1:22:28
text. So let's see where Ray Stout.
1:22:33
They do the like the OK, just
1:22:35
like we practiced where they're going to like stab
1:22:37
each other except he goes. With
1:22:40
a little bit. No, I also I have to give I
1:22:44
have to give Ray his. I can't remember which one is
1:22:47
a place in. But his his stew, mock or
1:22:49
impression where he goes and wait, there's more.
1:22:52
Yeah, so dead on. And
1:22:54
he's got drool just like shooting out of his mouth.
1:22:56
And honestly, not that much
1:22:58
more than sweet baby Matthew. Yeah,
1:23:01
I didn't he like caps it off. He's
1:23:02
like, I'll be right back. He
1:23:05
like just backs away. I do that all the time. You
1:23:07
do. Yeah. So it's so horrible. Yeah.
1:23:11
Yeah. So OK, yeah, because that
1:23:13
would have been coming back. Yeah.
1:23:15
So they're just killing their friend group then,
1:23:17
basically. Wow, that's weird. So
1:23:18
I like I never really actually think about this
1:23:21
movie having multiple killers. But
1:23:22
I guess they do, which is in theme for like the
1:23:25
screen movie. Yeah, OK. OK.
1:23:27
So Ray eventually does do the stabbing to body and
1:23:31
then Ghostface appears and steps Ray and Chase is
1:23:35
Cindy. And this is where we get like
1:23:36
the matrix. Yeah, parody. Yeah.
1:23:40
And then she ends up beating them and she gets
1:23:42
her dad and the cops arrive. And
1:23:44
then this is a Halloween moment where Ghostface is
1:23:48
the body was out the window and then she runs
1:23:51
out there and he's gone. I like how the dad's like,
1:23:54
yeah, the killer. You killed a couple of people
1:23:55
and he's sprickled drugs all over my house. So
1:24:00
at the station, the sheriff is talking to Cindy. You
1:24:03
know, she's confessed about the guy that they hit and
1:24:06
ran last year. And they're like, well, no,
1:24:08
that guy was actually dead. David
1:24:10
Keegan, he was, you know, it's real. And
1:24:13
then they realize that it's like a full, you know,
1:24:18
like we talked about usual suspects, Kaiser, so
1:24:20
Zambalmet, where they realized that it was duty
1:24:22
the whole time. And he's running out there. He
1:24:25
takes off, he slicks back his hair and he takes off
1:24:27
his mustache, lights a cigarette and hops in a
1:24:30
convertible with Gail Hale Storm. They
1:24:33
ride off into the sunset. They
1:24:35
run, they run her over, right? Yeah.
1:24:37
OK, yeah. All right. Yeah.
1:24:38
And that's how the movie ends. Oh,
1:24:41
shorty shorty. That's right. He's
1:24:43
he's given rules, which look sound like they're
1:24:45
going to be for the horror movie. But
1:24:47
then it's actually him robbing a place. That's
1:24:50
really good. I love I feel like they
1:24:52
definitely threw that on the last minute since scary
1:24:55
or Scream 3 came out. Yeah.
1:24:57
So later, OK, we got to shoot the scene real quick.
1:24:59
That way we can cover all of
1:25:00
them. And that's why it's like. At
1:25:02
the end. And credits. Yeah.
1:25:04
All right. Now that we talked about it, I
1:25:07
still feel like eight point seven five is my correct
1:25:10
rating for me. I'm good with nine still, too.
1:25:12
What is that shit? Steve,
1:25:13
as the one with the lowest. As
1:25:16
the one with the lowest score, you've got to tell
1:25:18
us one thing that you would change that would
1:25:19
bump your score up. I I want I want all of our
1:25:23
audience, if they haven't listened to our episode of
1:25:26
Tusk, to go take a peek at that and realize that
1:25:28
you gave that a 10 before we even had a chance to
1:25:31
just say anything. It's in. I
1:25:33
can't. I'm almost positive because I
1:25:35
was like, what would you rate this out of 10?
1:25:36
You're like, 10, 10, 10. So
1:25:42
like lean more into like the horror part of the
1:25:44
horror comedy. Yeah. Yeah. You
1:25:46
know, I will say that's one of the things that I
1:25:48
think that they did really well with Scary Movie
1:25:50
Three, because I watched that. Like
1:25:52
I got the Blu -ray of that whenever I was a kid. And
1:25:55
I remember throwing it on and I was kind of afraid
1:25:58
to watch that alone, because like some of that
1:26:00
should actually freak me out still, because the ring
1:26:03
is just kind of an unsettling premise anyways.
1:26:06
And they still have like the
1:26:06
upsetting footage, even though it's kind of like a
1:26:08
spoof of it. I remember one thing that
1:26:11
really freaked me out, though, was that scene with
1:26:13
Michael Jackson when it's doing the others. I
1:26:17
think it's one of those where he was like hiding
1:26:18
underneath the the veil of the ghost kid. And
1:26:25
then whenever like they fight, yeah, like his skin
1:26:28
slips off. I'm like, what the fuck am I
1:26:29
watching here? It's just like, yeah, I guess
1:26:33
if they could punch up the horror, I think that that
1:26:35
would be like a like that would definitely make it
1:26:37
wouldn't hurt this movie in any way. I
1:26:39
think that it would be kind of cool. All
1:26:40
right. What did Talia think of this?
1:26:47
Talia surprisingly was kind of
1:26:48
sleepy during this. And that's mostly because every
1:26:52
time there was a fart joke, we'd look at her and
1:26:54
she was just trying to ignore us. To
1:26:56
be fair, she's been farting a lot. She's
1:26:58
a farty baby. So I think Talia, honestly,
1:27:02
though, if we weren't making fun of her, I think
1:27:04
she'd be laughing too. And she did have a couple of
1:27:07
her little snuffle moments. So
1:27:09
I think Talia would probably give this. Hmm.
1:27:14
She's going to give it a seven because she hopes
1:27:17
that there's a sequel to scary movie six that was
1:27:20
announced. Oh, shit. Yeah,
1:27:21
we haven't even talked about that. But
1:27:23
yeah, they're going to be reviving scary movie
1:27:25
cautiously after missing. Yeah,
1:27:27
I just I just want Anna Ferris and Regina Hall back
1:27:30
and Melissa Brera. She's really wanting to be a
1:27:32
part of it, too. Oh, my God, that would be
1:27:34
great. That would be great. Yeah,
1:27:36
you could make her the Cindy or like a. Oh,
1:27:39
my God. Dude, that would be good.
1:27:41
Perfect. Wait, dream sequel. Hold
1:27:43
on. We got to talk about that. We
1:27:44
were just saying that could be our dream sequel. OK,
1:27:47
OK. Yeah. That's I like that as a
1:27:49
dream sequel. OK. OK. Who
1:27:51
did Zoe think was the superior hunter in this
1:27:53
movie? OK, the hunters in this movie.
1:27:59
I'm going to go with Bobby
1:28:01
because I think she respected that he did it
1:28:07
out of frustration, which I think that she goes and
1:28:10
hunts out of frustration that we're not feeding her
1:28:12
enough. So she has to go find and
1:28:16
get her own food, go hunt and gather. Are
1:28:19
going to say that she thinks doofus, the superior
1:28:21
hunter, because he actually is the real killer, but
1:28:25
also she likes to beat up her own reflection in the
1:28:29
window at night. So. Oh, man. OK.
1:28:34
She's a she's a black cat. So
1:28:36
whenever it gets dark outside when she walks up
1:28:38
to the window, she like sees her reflection kind of
1:28:41
and she starts fighting it. We're
1:28:44
like in the living room sometimes and I just like
1:28:45
here, like a little window taps. Yeah,
1:28:47
we'll just like which first time you hear it, fucking
1:28:49
terrifying. Yeah. It's like who the fuck is
1:28:51
tapping on my window? And then you go back there and
1:28:52
see it's just our cat fighting itself. She
1:28:56
sometimes get because we've got a glass top stove to
1:29:00
and she she'll sometimes get her reflection in the
1:29:03
stove. OK, so we have our dream
1:29:06
sequel. Yeah, we're doing a remake of
1:29:08
the first scary movie with Melissa Barrera. Yeah,
1:29:11
love it. Maybe they make like commentary
1:29:13
about like the spoofing films and, you know, oh,
1:29:18
it's not just enough to be spoofed, but you've got to
1:29:21
be. Elevated comedy. So
1:29:26
I feel like it would be I think it would be
1:29:28
interesting to do the scary movies. And
1:29:30
then instead of I know what you did last summer,
1:29:32
do the David Gordon Green Halloween trilogy. Oh,
1:29:35
my God. Like how they like how he
1:29:37
pissed off so many people with like how he like did
1:29:41
with like Michael and yeah, all that shit. And
1:29:43
also maybe you can throw in an exorcist believer
1:29:45
because people apparently I have not seen it, but like
1:29:48
should have for similar reasons. I
1:29:50
think it's just trendy to not like David Gordon Green
1:29:52
right now. People need to watch some
1:29:54
righteous gents at Jim's own. So
1:29:56
yeah, yeah, it is amazing. OK,
1:29:59
so that's our dream sequel. So
1:30:01
tagline maybe a riff on one of the screen taglines.
1:30:04
Someone has taken their hatred of
1:30:07
scary movies too far. Oh, that's really good because
1:30:11
they were actually kind of shooting on the whole
1:30:12
thing. Yeah, that's actually good. Thank
1:30:14
you. OK. So I think we're off to
1:30:18
review some right? Yes. Yeah. All
1:30:20
right. So I've got a IMDb review
1:30:23
here. This is somebody that reviewed
1:30:25
it shortly after release, August 11th, 2000. OK,
1:30:29
so they gave it a one out ten. The
1:30:32
worst movie I've ever seen is what it is titled. Oh,
1:30:35
dear. I wasn't expecting anything
1:30:37
Oscar caliber, nor was I expecting the great comedy
1:30:40
or the next great comedy. I
1:30:43
was, however, expecting to laugh and I can confidently
1:30:45
say that I didn't laugh even once. It
1:30:47
didn't offend me. It didn't gross me out. Scary
1:30:49
movie was terribly unfunny, unoriginal and uninspired.
1:30:53
At one point, Sean Wayans
1:30:54
pretends one of his murder victims was responsible for
1:30:57
the cancellation of his show. If
1:30:59
that's the case, he should have been stabbing himself
1:31:01
and his brother, Marlon, because news flash, the
1:31:03
Wayans brothers are not funny. And
1:31:06
Living Color was a good show until it lost its
1:31:08
primary cast. I'm going to get you, suck. I
1:31:11
had his moments. Don't be a man. This
1:31:13
was forgivable. But through all of this, if
1:31:15
you couldn't tell the yucks were stilted, you were
1:31:18
kidding yourself. It's making tons of money, so
1:31:20
we'll unfortunately be submitted to another Wayans
1:31:22
tragedy in the near future. Yeah,
1:31:25
I got a story for you, buddy. People
1:31:27
have accused me of having no sense of humor in
1:31:29
reference to this garbage that I'm a movie snob, et
1:31:32
cetera. The only thing scary is the
1:31:34
fact this drivel now passes as comedy. All
1:31:37
right, OK, here's the thing. We've
1:31:40
said this a lot, like we love fart jokes and dick
1:31:43
jokes, and always will think that those are
1:31:45
timeless, but we collectively have the humor
1:31:49
of a 12 year old boy. That's
1:31:51
true. So like this is a good movie
1:31:53
for us. Not everybody has that same
1:31:56
sense of humor, and that's fine. I'm
1:32:00
not going to say somebody doesn't have a sense of
1:32:01
humor if they don't find the same things funny.
1:32:04
Yeah. So, you know, I mean, I
1:32:07
think, Steve, I think you said this like towards the
1:32:09
beginning, that like it has to be for the right kind
1:32:12
of audience. You know, if you if you're
1:32:15
looking for a certain type of humor, certain type of
1:32:18
like horror element, this movie is not going to hit
1:32:21
for you. Yeah. Yeah, I agree with that. I
1:32:24
mean, yeah, it's it's just like a subjective thing,
1:32:26
you know, like. And also, I feel like you got
1:32:28
to like, no, like you really, I think it helps
1:32:31
to appreciate what they're spoofing. So
1:32:34
like, if you're also not like a horror person, like
1:32:37
somebody that knows the screen movies, I know what
1:32:39
you do last summer's. Probably
1:32:41
won't land as well with you there either. Other
1:32:43
than those, which those movies have like had legs,
1:32:46
like some of the stuff right here isn't necessarily
1:32:47
timeless. So I'm going to go out on a
1:32:49
limb and say that that person probably also doesn't
1:32:52
find SNL funny. Probably not, which like, I mean,
1:32:56
it's, you know, it's different types of humor.
1:32:58
It's fine. OK.
1:33:00
On to. You almost knocked our. OK.
1:33:07
Let's start off with this one right here. OK.
1:33:09
I only got two from Twitter here. OK.
1:33:12
So the Half -Price Horror Podcast, they say it's a
1:33:15
movie that's aged like milk, full of jokes that
1:33:18
are nothing more than men expressing horror and
1:33:19
discuss over the existence of trans women. If
1:33:22
you bring it over, I will kick you out of my goddamn
1:33:24
house. This person hates this movie. I
1:33:26
think this person is kind of the opposite of me,
1:33:28
where like, I always mentally black out the
1:33:31
transphobic jokes. And that seems to be the only
1:33:34
thing they remember, which is like. That's
1:33:38
I and that's legit. Like, there are some things that
1:33:40
like if the movie does, like, I can't get over it
1:33:43
and I get it. I get that. And
1:33:47
we've talked about how unnecessary it was in the
1:33:50
first place. I don't blame anybody for
1:33:52
drawing the line where you see fit. Like
1:33:54
I draw lines with movies that have like real animal
1:33:58
deaths. Like I will tell me like that's
1:34:00
probably like required viewing if you're a horror
1:34:03
fan like Cannibal Holocaust, but I'm not going to watch
1:34:05
it. Because I want to watch that. The
1:34:08
first Friday of the 13th. True.
1:34:09
If you want to draw the line there, too. They
1:34:12
kill it. They killed that snake. Oh,
1:34:14
shit, they did. I forgot about that. Well,
1:34:17
I guess I don't have a hard line. But
1:34:21
yeah, I think at least it's not like that's not
1:34:24
their target to poke fun at. Like
1:34:27
it's just like a one off thing. But
1:34:28
I do think that also kind of lends to their point
1:34:31
that, you know, a lot of those types of jokes in
1:34:34
age while they didn't. Yeah,
1:34:36
that right there. Certain things that age pretty
1:34:38
terribly with this. Yeah, can't defend it. Not
1:34:40
going to defend it. OK. All right. Final
1:34:43
review. Aquile Boops. He's
1:34:45
got another two part of force. Oh,
1:34:46
boy. One of, if not the greatest
1:34:49
comedy horsebooths ever created. Keenan
1:34:52
Ivory Wayans and family define this type of comedy
1:34:54
from the beginning with I'm going to get you. Wait,
1:34:58
I'm going to get you suck it to the amazing in
1:35:00
living color and all of the rest that came
1:35:02
afterwards. This movie went there like
1:35:04
really fucking went there from the micro penis to
1:35:07
the insane gist scene. I forgot about the gist scene
1:35:10
where he just like shoots her all the way up and he
1:35:12
like drains his whole life force out of his body. So
1:35:17
good to now in hindsight, that puffy comment about
1:35:20
high scores at his party. Holy
1:35:22
shit. This movie did things you
1:35:24
probably can't do in comedies anymore. It
1:35:26
will always be one of my favorites. Yeah,
1:35:29
I agree. Like there are certain things
1:35:31
that didn't necessarily age well, but there are other
1:35:33
things that age well, too. But
1:35:36
some things did age pretty fucking well, too. Like
1:35:39
I really enjoy like the the dumb humor like that,
1:35:44
like the gist scene. Like that's so great. Yeah,
1:35:46
the horror movie like just spoofing on all of these
1:35:49
movies. Like those movies are timeless.
1:35:50
They're going to get played
1:35:51
probably for a long, long time still from people. And
1:35:56
like it's still going to be relevant in that sense.
1:35:58
I mean, they basically did
1:35:59
create this little subgenre of spoof movies. Like
1:36:02
this is the first one. Like
1:36:05
I mean, I guess I would have a naked gun was doing
1:36:08
this. I know what she means by
1:36:09
that. But like where they take like
1:36:11
the whole genre and like scary movie, date movie,
1:36:14
you know, superhero movie. Yeah,
1:36:16
to be fair, I've never seen naked guns, so I
1:36:18
can't really speak to that. I've
1:36:20
watched airplane. We watched that for the first
1:36:21
time last year and that was really good. OK,
1:36:24
so I think that that's it for our reviews, which I
1:36:27
think that means it's the end of the episode here.
1:36:31
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And it's it's just a good good
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1:39:00
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1:39:07
right. So that's it for this one. I
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will see you all next time. Bye.
1:39:23
Dude, you know, the thing that always takes me out
1:39:28
of those games or makes me not want to play them is
1:39:29
like the freaky fucking like insect monsters. Like
1:39:32
they're so giant and so disturbing looking. I
1:39:37
have like a rectophobia. So like whenever, like,
1:39:39
especially playing Skyrim, whenever I see like those
1:39:41
giant spiders, I can't do it. Yeah.
1:39:45
No, man, you gotta like look at them too. I
1:39:47
can't do it. I gotta have to like squint
1:39:50
to do it. Yeah, I really do. Okay,
1:39:53
Jesse's back now. I told you to keep going. I
1:39:57
know, but like I panicked. I
1:40:00
needed you. I'm struggling to remember.