Latest / Scott & Ally on Demand / Stop singing the Pina Colada Song...never!

Transcript

Stop singing the Pina Colada Song...never! · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: Today is National Pina Colada Day, ladies and gentlemen.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: I love a pina colada.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't order it very often, but I'll tell you when I do.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Vacation.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: Always vacation.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: And you'll be on Seneca Lake, and randomly that pina colada machine just were your name.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Were spinning.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: That spinning, I know what it is.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: Gonna be me and about five of them.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's going round and round.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: And you say, give me that coconut goodness.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: Give me that creamy coconut goodness.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Listen to this guy had himself uh one too many pina coladas, ain't you?
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: You can't not sing this damn song.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: Even you and me! I'm like, oh my god!
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: If you have half a brain.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait, here we go.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: If you like making love at midnight, excuse me.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm the love that you look for.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: Another one of these songs.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: Just like the John Denver Take Me Home Country Roads.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: Were we born out of the womb?
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: Like just the the DNA, it like, you know, picked it up.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, Twist and Shout.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's another one.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even know Twist and Shout.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: You just chew.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: Here you go, listen to this guy.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: I will never drink a pina colada again.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: I had probably six or seven pina coladas on the beach yesterday, okay?
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: Lost my family.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_00: Didn't know who I was or what I stood for, okay?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: I was literally out in the ocean acting like I was shamu.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's not fine.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: I will never be able to drink or eat anything coconut flavored as long as I live.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: And if that wasn't enough, I proceeded to drink a whole lot of wine and got lost in my little neighborhood that I was staying in.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: Couldn't find my way home for at least two hours, okay?
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: So needless to say, it all started with the pina coladas, and I will not be doing that ever again.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: I will be staying away from the pina coladas.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: I got so tina turned, I don't even know who I am.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: Pina turned.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's not the pina coladas.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_02: Because the pina coladas, really, there's not there's never enough booze in that booze.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: What the problem was He mixed?
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you get into that wine.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and the wine will do it after me.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_03: The following is a public plea for sanity.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_03: Every day, ordinary people are exposed to the Pinha Colada song.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: But despite what you've been led to believe, there's no law requiring you to sing along.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_03: So knock it off.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's bad enough the song is playing in the first place.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_03: We don't need your unsolicited director's commentary on top of it.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: If it comes on at the grocery store, just shut your mouth and the song will expire on its own.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_03: If it comes on at a wedding, resist the urge to open your yapper.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_03: The song will eventually pass without your assistance.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_03: If it comes on in your dentist's office, please, your mouth is already occupied for God's sake.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_03: So, this National Pinha Colada Day.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: Remember that together we can break the cycle.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_03: We're asking you to make one good decision and just sit this one out.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_03: Think before you sing.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_03: Because the only thing worse than four minutes of the Pina Colada song is four minutes of the Pina Colada song featuring you.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_03: So the next time you hear Pina Colada, just sip your drink and let Rupert Holmes handle it.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_03: After all, he's been carrying this song since 1979 and certainly doesn't need your help now.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_03: This message brought to you by people trying to enjoy their lives without an obnoxious soundtrack.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_02: In the dunes of the Cape.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, what was that lyric?
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_02: In the dunes of the Cape?
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: Dunes on the Cape.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: Sand Dunes.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: I had no clue what that was.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: You made your own words up on that one, didn't you?
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: If you love making love at midnight.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: Pay your dues and wear a cape.