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Mic Drop Comedy San Diego _ Comedian Kimbles Hume(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: It's when they had the World Cup in Germany. That's
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  Speaker 1: such a good place.
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  Speaker 2: To watch this. Beer, soccer, massive fans all coming together.
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  Speaker 1: So crazy. Yes. And I didn't even know anything about
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  Speaker 1: the World Cup. I was just this American kid just
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  Speaker 1: traveling because I had I was just getting lost in
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  Speaker 1: the world. And every time I went to a country,
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  Speaker 1: when I'd leave it, they'd lose. But it was super interesting.
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  Speaker 2: And they take their football seriously.
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  Speaker 1: So serious. I was like, this is insane. And I
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  Speaker 1: remember I was in London and I was watching them play.
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  Speaker 1: And I was there while they lost their match. And
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  Speaker 1: it was the saddest. Like, it was already gloomy. And
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  Speaker 1: it was like, fuck, these guys are pissed.
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  Speaker 3: Well, England-Germany is one of the biggest rivalries ever in soccer.
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  Speaker 2: Well, in life, arguably. But in soccer specifically. And so, yes,
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  Speaker 2: that's always been.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you originally from?
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  Speaker 2: I'm from England.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're from, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So, big England fan. I'm a citizen now. I just
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  Speaker 3: became a citizen last year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, congrats.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exciting.
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  Speaker 3: But so I don't know if they come up together.
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  Speaker 3: My husband and I were talking about this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Deep down, I'd still support England.
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  Speaker 1: Deep down, deep down, man.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, you can't take away what's been
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  Speaker 3: your core.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know, it's just, yeah. And I think when's
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  Speaker 1: the last time they won? It's like in the aughts, right? Yeah, 66.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, 66.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think off the top of my head, sounds about right.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you located? Where were you originally in England?
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just down the road from Wimbledon where they
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  Speaker 3: play the tennis in southeast London.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in a little spot called Surrey. But yes, I'm
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  Speaker 2: about 30 minutes out of London.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, when I was staying there because I went and...
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  Speaker 1: Stood with my buddy who I lived with them for
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  Speaker 1: a little bit in Brighton.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Well, Brighton's rad. Yeah, it's rad. It's cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little college, a little uni city. Yeah. I know.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fun.
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  Speaker 3: That's where they did the big concert, the big Fatboy
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  Speaker 3: Slim concert, which is one of my favorite albums to
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  Speaker 3: this day to still listen to.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't there, but I was just too young by
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  Speaker 2: a couple of years. But my God, I would have
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  Speaker 2: killed to be at one of those concerts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I remember watching this movie called Mirror Mask,
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  Speaker 1: and it was all shot in Brighton. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I know that place. I go right around there. There's
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  Speaker 1: the Odon movie theater. I was like, I know it.
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  Speaker 1: It's so cool. I had a really, really good time.
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  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden I got to learn
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  Speaker 1: what Sunday Roast was.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, my God, Sunday Roast. I miss it.
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  Speaker 1: So good.
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  Speaker 3: That is not just like ripping people apart on a
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  Speaker 3: Sunday for comedian fans.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what that is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, roasts had a whole different meaning before five years ago.
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  Speaker 2: A Sunday roast sounds like shitting on religion, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Or just everyone just shitting on each other.
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  Speaker 1: It's like everyone gets it. Everyone.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone gets it.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of is that.
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  Speaker 3: There's a certain element of a Sunday roast, which is
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  Speaker 3: your aunt shitting on what you.
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  Speaker 2: Did last week or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But yes, no, it's the good old roast chicken, roast beef, whatever,
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  Speaker 3: covered in roast potatoes gravy but british gravy good gravy
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  Speaker 3: none of that big thick gloopy stuff you have.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah um yorkshire puddings yeah yorkshire puddings oh my god
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  Speaker 2: but like mint sauce on top.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's so good it's so i was like i
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  Speaker 1: go i would because i was like i can't wait
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  Speaker 1: for sunday again because where are we gonna go there
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  Speaker 1: i was like i wanted to go back to the
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  Speaker 1: same spot and they go no we gotta we like
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  Speaker 1: that was the thing too about traveling because my buddy
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  Speaker 1: was a big traveler and he was like well you
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  Speaker 1: already did it so why are we gonna go back
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  Speaker 1: let's go somewhere else and try it and i was
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  Speaker 1: like oh And every time I went, it was like,
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  Speaker 1: it is good. It's good. Like, well, and I didn't,
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  Speaker 1: it was so great. Like traveling for me when I
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  Speaker 1: first started doing, I was like 19. I was telling
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  Speaker 1: the last comic that we're had in here. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I stole like all this money from this movie theater
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  Speaker 1: and I had like five grand on me. And this
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  Speaker 1: is back when the, the, the, the Euro was being introduced.
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  Speaker 1: So when I moved out, when I went, when I,
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  Speaker 1: when I went over to travel, all my, my dollar
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  Speaker 1: gained a quarter. And so it was even better. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this, but, I went in the
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  Speaker 1: hot– I didn't realize this until I watched a documentary
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  Speaker 1: about the weather. And he was like, it's the hottest
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  Speaker 1: summer ever recorded. It was in 2002 or 2003 in Europe.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh, that would suck to
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  Speaker 1: have been there. And then it dawned on me, no,
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  Speaker 1: I was there, and it did suck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We're not used to extremes of anything. It's not
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  Speaker 2: very good at extremes of anything.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they were talking about too, about the soccer player.
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  Speaker 1: All the football players were like, can't handle this heat
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  Speaker 1: over here. Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going to be intense. We'll see.
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  Speaker 1: And when did you come to the States?
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  Speaker 2: So, God, like 18 years ago now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's nuts. I was 28 when I moved.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's going to be weird for me in
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  Speaker 3: like another five years when I've been here as long
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  Speaker 3: as I've been there.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be the real, because.
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  Speaker 3: I still feel so core British, you know, so that's
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  Speaker 3: going to be weird.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, 18 years I've been here now.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Which is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I moved here in And then my job took me
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  Speaker 3: up to L.A., so I was up in L.A.
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  Speaker 2: For nine years. I say L.A., I was in Hermosa Beach,
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  Speaker 2: which is way better.
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  Speaker 1: Than L.A.
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  Speaker 3: And then, yeah, I had my twins. My husband and
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  Speaker 3: I had our twins, and I just wanted to get
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  Speaker 3: out of L.A.
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  Speaker 2: And come back down.
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  Speaker 1: You've had twins?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twin boys I've got.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah? How old are they?
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  Speaker 2: So they're 10.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just finished fourth grade today.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So we picked them up at lunchtime, took them for
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  Speaker 3: pizza at Pizza Port and watched football, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's awesome. What a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a good day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now the boys are going to be home
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  Speaker 1: hanging out for the summer. I know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're awesome. I've already told them, two hours a
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  Speaker 2: day on your iPad, that's it. That's the battle now.
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  Speaker 2: It's just get off your freaking iPad all day long.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy to me. Because, yeah, when I was a kid,
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  Speaker 1: that was another thing. I know. It's probably a constant.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how many kids, so I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but that's probably a constant battle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, Hey, Hey, up here, here, here. Be present.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was, the big thing was like, you can't play
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  Speaker 1: a video games, turn it off. You're done. That was
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  Speaker 1: the big thing for us.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to get out and get on their
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  Speaker 3: bikes and stuff. And they're just not into it.
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  Speaker 1: They're not. No, it's, it's interesting. It's interesting to grow
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  Speaker 1: up in this time because like, you know, uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: so fast. It's like, technology is such a fast thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, You don't even have to leave your home anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You can get food delivered. You don't have to go
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  Speaker 1: to a movie theater anymore. The movie will get right
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  Speaker 1: there on demand. I remember having to wait forever for
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  Speaker 1: the movie to come on VHS. And now it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's just everything's so instant. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun figuring out what type of a mom you are, though,
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  Speaker 2: because I'm just like, just go. Get out of the house.
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  Speaker 2: Go to the park. And other moms are like, you
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  Speaker 2: let your 10-year-olds go to the park by yourself?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: The quicker I can shoo them off, the better.
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  Speaker 1: They've got to figure it out.
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  Speaker 3: But I disguise it as being like a mother just saying,
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  Speaker 3: they've got to learn.
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  Speaker 5: How to get on in this world.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to disguise it the right way, and then
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  Speaker 2: you're all good.
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  Speaker 1: And then so you got into stand-up. Did you start
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  Speaker 1: it over there, or you started it here?
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  Speaker 2: No, I started it here. I started it... After the kids,
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  Speaker 2: just any excuse to get out.
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  Speaker 1: Of the house. They weren't leaving, so I said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to leave.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to leave my husband at home.
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  Speaker 3: I left him at home with four-year-old twin boys for
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of shitty open mics when I first started.
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  Speaker 2: It was brilliant. Genius idea by me. And yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: stuck and I love it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you started here in San Diego then?
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  Speaker 2: Started in San Diego, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So probably just before COVID. So I'm going on six,
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  Speaker 3: seven years. And it was weird for me because I
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  Speaker 3: think I literally started maybe three, four months before COVID.
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  Speaker 2: So I was really still so green, so new.
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  Speaker 3: So I did a bunch of the COVID open mics,
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  Speaker 3: like the online stuff, which for me came at a
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  Speaker 3: great time. Because, I mean, comedy, it's mum stuff, you know,
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  Speaker 3: which is hard to do in open mics.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a different type of crowd.
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  Speaker 3: You certainly don't get, you know, the middle-aged mum crowds
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  Speaker 3: coming out to open mics.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know, you can't it's hard enough to tell
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  Speaker 2: if your jokes work. And, you know, if you're a
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  Speaker 2: 22 year old dude, let alone if you're me. But
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  Speaker 2: it's perfect timing for me.
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  Speaker 3: I just was able to just get more comfortable doing
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  Speaker 3: my kind of five minutes online.
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  Speaker 2: Most people hated it, but I liked it. It just
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  Speaker 2: hit for the right time.
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  Speaker 3: And then after I was able to hit the ground
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  Speaker 3: running with my type five, you know, that had taken
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  Speaker 3: me a while to get down.
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  Speaker 2: And then and then, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And did you ever do the outside when they started?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I did it a bunch.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know, I actually think the comedy community in
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  Speaker 3: San Diego came together beautifully during COVID. We really kind of,
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  Speaker 3: we all weirdly had each other's backs. And as soon
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  Speaker 3: as we could get out, we were all out. We
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  Speaker 3: were all doing the mics down in the beach down
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  Speaker 3: in Mission Bay. And we did a couple of bikes
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  Speaker 3: in the dumpsters around the.
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  Speaker 2: Back of Mic Drop.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Seriously?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just down that alley and up that alley where the
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  Speaker 3: dumpsters are we had a couple.
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  Speaker 4: Of mics there for sure hilarious we had a couple
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  Speaker 4: of mics in the parking lot of the Dave and
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  Speaker 4: Busters that got busted up by the police yeah we
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  Speaker 4: were wherever we could so.
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  Speaker 3: We'd but it was just it was a really kind
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  Speaker 3: of fun community where it had been kind of slightly
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  Speaker 3: cliquey before all of a sudden we were just all
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  Speaker 3: in it together just however we could possibly we came
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  Speaker 3: out with a little mic condoms.
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  Speaker 1: Remember yeah that's right I totally forgot about those yeah
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  Speaker 1: It's so, so fast. Um, it's so funny cause like
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  Speaker 1: doing the, um, uh, the outside ones, it was like really,
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  Speaker 1: really tough because, you know, cause sound leaves. So it
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  Speaker 1: goes up. So like even in a, in a big room,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you might think you're doing terribly, but they're like, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's just the laughs are leaving. So like doing it.
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  Speaker 2: That was my excuse and I was sticking with it.
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  Speaker 1: Everything. And because, uh, California didn't open up for like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: like almost like what else? Two, almost two years. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I think depends where you were in California. San
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  Speaker 3: Diego was pretty liberal. LA was different for sure. But
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  Speaker 3: San Diego down here, we were probably doing things we
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  Speaker 3: shouldn't be doing.
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  Speaker 1: For reals. I know. like definitely they I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Comics are rebels I feel like at heart comics are
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  Speaker 3: rebels it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like we have to do something I was my home
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  Speaker 1: comedy club Laughs Unlimited would Jenny was at a Jenny
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  Speaker 1: is an owner and she was at a a silent
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  Speaker 1: silent disco okay yeah she was like, maybe we could
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  Speaker 1: do this as a standup. So what she did is she, she,
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  Speaker 1: that she did that and started that all up. Like
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  Speaker 1: that whole thing came from, from Sacramento, like it's, and from, from,
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  Speaker 1: from laughs unlimited. Yeah. And it was funny because like
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  Speaker 1: she had been doing it for like months on months
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  Speaker 1: and months and months. And, um, And it was, and
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  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden it started popping up other
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  Speaker 1: places and then people were giving them credit for it.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, hell nah. I was like, no,
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  Speaker 1: we've been doing this. This starts here. Like we've been
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  Speaker 1: doing this. This came from her. And it's so funny
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  Speaker 1: because Jenny's very like, she's like, I don't need any credit.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, fuck that. I was like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do, Jenny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, because it's one of those things
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  Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, like Jenny and Laughs Unlimited,
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  Speaker 1: that club is like so like innovative. And so, and
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  Speaker 1: it's still like, it's, it's. it's not part of a
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  Speaker 1: conglomerate and like that, but it's still going strong and
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  Speaker 1: it really puts up comics that just are funny. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: we're selling the brand, we're not selling the comic here.
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  Speaker 1: And I love that about Jenny's Club. And it will
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  Speaker 1: get people like, I'm not going to include you, but
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  Speaker 1: like me, that's not famous or not, You know, but
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  Speaker 1: just funny. Like, I don't want to, like, say that
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  Speaker 1: you're not famous. I don't want to be like. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: We can both agree with that fact. Because I never
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  Speaker 1: know how certain comics egos are. It's like, he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: fucking even know. I'm just saying, like, the comics that
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  Speaker 1: are just purely just funny, a shot to have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time. It's like that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which doesn't happen a lot these days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's disappearing quick.
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  Speaker 1: The name of the game is completely changed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Over in the technology, such a short span
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  Speaker 1: of time. I was seeing something, too, about, like, TikTok
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  Speaker 1: is starting to say that they're not going to be
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  Speaker 1: pushing comedy anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Which is, like, in our stand-up. So it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: so how are we going to... So if we post
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  Speaker 1: stand-up clips, they're like, no, we're not going to use this.
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  Speaker 1: So now comics are going to have to, like, turn
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  Speaker 1: their attention to what other content to create in order
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  Speaker 1: to get back on the algorithm.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy to me. Give the people what they want.
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: If you're killing it with the reels, you're doing something right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But also, too, it's like, oh, well, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do stand-up. You know, and you guys want to
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  Speaker 1: advertise me if I do stand-up. So now I've got to, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: now I've got to do challenges? Now I've got to
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  Speaker 1: do trends?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, see that.
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  Speaker 1: It's so crazy and interesting. But so, yeah. You said
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  Speaker 1: your job brought you to the States.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very boring.
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  Speaker 3: I was in publishing back in the UK. So that
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  Speaker 3: was the day job, but always a performer. I sang
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  Speaker 3: in a band. I wasn't in comedy in England, though.
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  Speaker 3: I was in a band for 10 years. So the
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  Speaker 3: night job was singing in a band.
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  Speaker 2: I loved it. Like corporate stuff, just a bunch of covers,
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  Speaker 2: but it was great fun.
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  Speaker 1: So you're a singer? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I moved over here thinking I'd do more singing. I
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  Speaker 3: literally came over and I thought, all right, I'll join
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  Speaker 3: a band. I'll do that in the evenings. And it
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  Speaker 3: turns out a good singer in England is rare.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Over here, they're a dime a dozen, especially when you
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: end up in LA, right? There's a good singer on
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: every street corner.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I went to a karaoke night in L.A. once, and
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, I'm not getting up there.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, right? They're like full pros. They're just
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: the karaoke pros.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Once I seen someone put their finger to their ear
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: like this, I was like, I'm done. Oh, my God.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: So I went to a karaoke bar recently that was
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: a full live band karaoke.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: How cool is that? That should happen.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: So cool.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Live band. It just felt like the good old days
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: for me. I was like, oh my God, I got
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: my bassist behind me. I was like jamming out. It
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: felt so good.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: I want to bring that back. More live band karaoke.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: You started letting him ad-lib. Yeah. Give it up for
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Dennis in the corner.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: So in publishing, came over, job was here.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: And then I got a job up at Variety Magazine
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: up in LA, which should be up there.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: But still, the heart was always in performing.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Performing and stuff like that. Who were your inspirations for
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: singing or who were your admirers?
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, Gwen Stefani.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Gwen Stefani was my absolute. Yeah, she's just so rad.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: She's at the Sphere right now.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to get out there, but I didn't,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: but I hear it's so good.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I wish we would have met like a week earlier. Okay,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: so my cousin, she had her ankle on surgery. Yeah.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: And she was like, and she told me like a
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: month ago, she was like, if my ankle's okay, then
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the concert, but if not, I,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: you know, but she hit me up the day before.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: This was last week. And she goes, hey, I totally
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: forgot that I have these tickets. I have two. Do
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: you want them? And I was like, yeah, sure, sure.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, but I didn't have anybody
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: else to go with.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'd have gone with you.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: No, man. I'd have been like, yo, man, dude, we'd have,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: because like, that's the thing too, to find someone that'll
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: just enjoy the concert. Yeah. Because someone will just go
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: just to take the Instagram picture or reel or whatever
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: the fuck, just to say they were there. Yeah. But
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: then to get someone that'll really appreciate it, like, yo, like,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: I'm walking in a spider web. Yeah. Because me and
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Nikki drove up here, you know, because I'm in Vegas. Okay, okay.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Me and Nikki are out of Vegas. And we listened
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: to nothing but We went all old school 90s. Love it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Like alt music and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Once we put on Nude Out, we're like, this album,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: there's no skip.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: She's just iconic. I think I just, I love the fashion.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: I loved, she somehow had this way of connecting with
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: everyday people, but being kind of edgy and unique in
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: the same way.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: And trying new things. Yes.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: And I think for me, what was so interesting about her,
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: she was never the best singer.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: And she didn't give a shit. She's just a phenomenal performer.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: And I definitely thought myself at that. And I think
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: of myself for that in comedy as well.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what?
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I'm never going to be the best joke writer. I'm
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: never going to be the best comedian, but I always
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: get up there and put on a show.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And to me, I'm like, you know what? If, if,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: if you can say you do that, that's half the battle.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: If I'm having fun. I mean, yeah. Cause it's like,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I always tell like, like when, like, like the, cause
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: we have the winter classes here and stuff like that. And,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes I'll present. And I was like, if
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: you like your joke so much, they're going to like
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: it too. They didn't come not to like it. They
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: didn't come not to boo you. They want to enjoy
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: themselves too. And it's like, it's a big thing of
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: show and tell. It's like, you're so happy in class.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Like I got this new little thing. And it's just
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: a presentation that could also sell a joke or just
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: like get you to the performance. But it's so funny
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: that you said that about Gwen Stefani because we were
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: talking about that. But also too, and inspirations too in
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: standup or in comedy. Do you have any? Yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: See, that's weird because it's the opposite. I'm inspired by people,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: the absolute opposite of me. So I really like the
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: dark humor, which I have tried on stage and doesn't work.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: But I'm a full Ricky Gervais, Jim Jefferies, Jessel Nick.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: The more darker and twisted, the better. I love old
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: school Mitch Hedberg one-liners. I love a good one-liner comic.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: It's my wife's favorite.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Dimitri Martin.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: And he's so smart like that.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: I love that smart but stupid. When you get that
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: mix of smart and stupid, to me, that's the beautiful,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I just think Dimitri's jokes are so, they're so ridiculous.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: But only a really smart person could come up with them.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Because they're so ridiculous.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: There's something about that, that I love that smart, stupid mix. I,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, same thing with you.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Like I, I, I really love dark humor because I got,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. Yeah. So I get to just
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: enjoy it.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I just get to be entertained by it. And I
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: was like, where is this going? Or like, they're letting
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: it sit like that. And I couldn't, I just don't
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: have the confidence into letting people like, cause you got
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: to really have a lot of confidence in for them
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: to understand that it's a joke. Yes.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And it's like, or like, If you get offended, it's okay.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: And to not give a shit. I give a shit.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I give a shit too much.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I had a couple of jokes that were edgier when
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I first started. And I had a few people come
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: up to me afterwards saying they offended them. And I
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: never did the jokes anymore. Which really pisses me off.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Because I think they were funny. And I think maybe
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I just hadn't got them right yet.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I probably should have carried on working them. And I didn't.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Because it hurt my heart so much that I offended
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: these people.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Especially when I've got a... I've got a book of
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: other jokes that don't offend anyone.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: So, and I was like, just do them then. So
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of on the fence. I'm just not, I
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: just don't, I don't, I'm not a combative person.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like offending people.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I know that's a big part. A lot of comics
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: see that as a big part of their job.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I don't. And I admire the ones that do.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, great.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I do think a comedian's job is to push boundaries.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: And if you're that type of comedian.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I definitely.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I see myself more as a kind of bring joy,
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: jazz hands kind of comedian.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: And do I want to be that?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I wish I was a bit cooler, but I'm not.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: You are who you are. You just got to roll
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I totally agree with you, though, because I do think, too,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: like my job is to make everyone enjoy their time spent.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: So it's like and I'm not trying to offend in
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: order to, you know, I'm not looking for reaction. I'm
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: looking for laughter. Yeah. And so it's like, okay. And if,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: and if I'm, and if you're getting a reaction, then okay,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: then I need to be better at my job at
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: fixing this to where like, it's like you, even if
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: it is offensive that you understand where it's coming from
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: and you can take the time out and laugh at it. Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: So that's the whole like reworking it and the restructuring it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Or like you said, like you wish you would have
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: just kept it, kept it going and figuring it out.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Cause that's the beauty of the comedy thing. It's like
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: to figure this out. How do I figure, okay, boom, boom. Okay.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: That didn't work. Okay. Now, you know, what maybe the
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: tone it's the tone yeah i'm saying it as it's
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: a fact or maybe i should say it as a
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: surprise and there it works there it is and it's
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: like and it's like no i'm not offended i had
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: someone tell me that too one time they go hey
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: when you do that joke about that because i had
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: this joke about you know i think uh yogurt is
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: ice cream's gay cousin and they were like yeah and
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: they're They were like, that's so rude, like da-da-da-da. And
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, it's funny because like ice cream,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: sometimes it sucks, you know, because it makes your teeth
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: all da-da-da. I was like, but yogurt comes out in
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: a swirl ready to party and eh. I was like,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: yogurt seems so much more fun, you know. And I
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: was like, but yeah. And so I reworked and reworked
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: until like I kind of felt like If you're going
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: to get offended by this, then that means that you
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: just want to be offended by it. Yes. And you're not...
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: And so that's not... That's not my problem now.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Then you're just an angry person.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: In hindsight, I think it depends who you're offending as well. Like,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: if I say a joke that offends some 50-year-old white woman, Karen, then,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: you know, fuck it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Like, you know, if it's someone.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: like me, I don't really want to say it like that,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: but you know, but I think that this particular joke
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: I was working on offended.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: This like, rad 22 year old black woman.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: And I was like, probably don't want to be going
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: down that, whatever you're saying. It was something to do with,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: it was two of the Spice Girls, And I was
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: trying to work this joke that you've got Baby.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Spice, right?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Because she looked cute and she had the pigtails. You've
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: got Posh Spice because she's in a black dress. I'm like,
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: the British press gave all these people these names. You
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: know what they called the black one?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Scary Spice. How could they get away with that? I
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: was like, this is a good premise.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: That is.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: There's a good joke somewhere in here.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: It's a great observation.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: And I kept trying different ways.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Sorry.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: And I couldn't nail it. So I'll go back to
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: it one day and I'll try and figure it out.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Because there's something there.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It is. There's a, it's a great observation. It's like, yeah,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: it's like everything. Why did everyone get the cooler name?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck? Yeah, no, it's, it's, but
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: it's fun. It's fun to put things away. We're talking
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: about too with a couple of the comics, like, you know, like,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: like I had to come to terms to when I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: first started or like when I was, you know, a
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: little three, four years in, I was like, oh, I'm
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: not a good enough writer yet to crack this. So
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: this is just going to go in the drawer real
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: quick and I will find it. If I go on
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: my phone, there's jokes that I've written in 2009 that
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, still not ready for that one. Still don't
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: know how to figure that out.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: There's something there.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I'll come back to it. Yeah. What you got. So
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: that's a portion of our get to know for the
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: good to know. And then the second portion that we
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: do is it's called good to know. And it's just
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: trivia questions just to kind of like just break up
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: the monotony of like every comic podcast. Okay. And also
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: to like, oh, conversation started. So we're going to, Nikki's
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: going to help us out because she wrote, she jotted
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: down some trivia.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I'm really bad at trivia. This is terrifying.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: This is terrifying.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: My whole family's bad at trivia.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: The worst thing is my... My husband is always, whenever
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: we go to England, we play trivia. Any question comes
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: up about America, and they.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Just all look at him. And he's like, what? Why
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: am I the American?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: It's the pressure on the one American person or the
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: one English person to know the Abe Lincoln answer.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It's just ridiculous.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Hilarious, because she already had an Abe Lincoln answer.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, don't, don't. I know nothing.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: So the trivia question that she had earlier was, what
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: former president was known for being a, famously known for
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: being a bartender, a world-renowned bartender, and it was Abraham
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Lincoln out of nowhere. I'm like, where the fuck was that? Like,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: that's interesting. That's crazy.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I know, I know.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, gosh.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: All right, well, hit me.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: All right. Let's go.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to start off really simple, maybe-ish. What
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: popular sweet treat originally started as M & M' s Fruit Chews?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, I actually do know this one. But I do this.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: This is where I get screwed being the Brit because
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I bring up all these. I'm like the lion bar.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: And you're like, what's a lion bar? That doesn't exist.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Cadbury's in Galaxy. And I've got all these references that
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: don't even mean a thing.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Hang on.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: So M & M fruit chews. Yes.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I actually like I'm a fan of all of England's candy.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Skittles.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Close, but no.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: So you don't know what Skittles are, do you?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. Oh, you do.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: OK, so I don't know whether they made them out
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: here or not. OK, not Skittles. Opal fruits?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: No. No.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: But actually, I bought my Skittles. Fun fact, I bought
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: my Skittles from Amazon because I get the good ones
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: from I like the blue ones and they don't have
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: this certain dye in it. Because Europe doesn't have that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: They said no.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: We have all those dyes are banned. They should be
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: here too. Yes, 100%.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You know what else I like? This is so off
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: the topic though, but like, because we're talking about, well
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: actually no, we're talking about food in England. I watch
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: those YouTube things all the time about the kids eating
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: like other, like the, the, the British kids eating food
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: from different countries or the States. Oh, it's the best. Yes.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I know. Oh my gosh. It's best to see when
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: they like things. And it's also even way better when
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: they don't like things.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: They're just like a nine year old. Who's had Hershey's
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: all his life. You give him some Cadbury's dairy milk. Oh,
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: his face will melt off.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: It's amazing. It's so much better. Hershey's tastes like vomit
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: It smells like it. Oh, it's just ridiculous.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Quality streets that Nestle made from over there. So good.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Christmas in a box.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I love it. I was a big old fan because
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: there's so much candy over there. And I was like,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I remember going and then there was the first time
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: when I went, the first time I was like, the
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Mars they had a whole bunch of they had like
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: three Mars vending machines of all different kind of candies
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: there was no sodas around it was just candy I
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: was like that'll love this place.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: And the chips are so much better or the crisps
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: as we call them yeah the crisps like we had
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: these things called monster munch which is like the size
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: of a fist and they're pickled onion flavor or roast
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: beef flavor like a roast meal it's so good and
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: then skips that are prawn cocktail flavor which to you guys.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Probably sounds horrific I don't eat seafood.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: So literally like shrimp flavor but they're amazing they're so good.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: So I know this all sounds bananas to you guys.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, not at all.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: If I burn anything, the only culture thing I have
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: about myself is if I do go to visit other countries,
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: the food is a thousand times better than.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: What we have here.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, I agree.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: So I already know that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Even in England.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: And the food in England gets shit on me. It's
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: so good.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: At least it's healthier there.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I would eat so much curry over there. Oh, so good,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: the curry over there. We haven't eaten all day, so
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: we're getting run over. It's Starburst. It is.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: It's Starburst.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Do you have Starburst? Okay, so we call them opal
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: fruits in England. Oh, okay. We did 20 years ago.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you both that point. I'm so confused.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: That's fair. I think they changed it to Starburst at
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: some point, but I don't know. Maybe a half mark.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Give me a half mark.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give her a half mark. Because they do.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Start, I don't know, we're in the Mic Drop room
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: right now, Green Room, and my favorite thing about doing
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: shows at Mic Drop is I come and I take
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: a picture of the, I take a picture of this,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: there's a candy table right here that you can't see.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I take a picture of the candy table, I send
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: it back to my kids. I'm like, pick a piece
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: of candy. Every time I come here and they each
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: tell me what they want and then I take it back.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: So yeah, mic drop, thank you for feeding my kids.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's always, I'm always like, I can't look at this.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I gotta walk away.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Although they did used to have tampons and condoms, which
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: when we first.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Started here, which was, save, which is money, man.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: That's money.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, next one. Next one.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: What was Pixar's first feature, excuse me, first feature length movie?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Pixar's first feature.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: We're going back. Pixar, I don't know. There's the little
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: lamp that goes.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Was it that? No, that was a short film, right?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: The lamp was a short film. But I don't even
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: know what it was called.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I'd say Toy Story or Nemo.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: What's your guess? Probably 20 years before that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I would say... I don't know. I can't remember. I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: can't remember the lamps, what it was called.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Look at the scoreboard.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, she got Toy Story. Toy Story. Yes, I did. Woo.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Nailed it. Part five's coming out.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: What a guess.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, I couldn't go past Toy Story 3. That made
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: me cry.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm done.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It was a great swan song. They would
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: have just ended it there.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: It's the attack of the tablet.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: We just saw the trailer the other day watching He-Man,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: which was awful.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: It was awful? Oh, dang.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Not enough He-Man in it, quite frankly.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: No, they kept doing like wussy He-Man. I was like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I want the big buff guy.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want Adam. Where is he? Yeah, get out
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: of here.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Now, you've been in the States long enough. You might
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: know this one.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: What's the longest running American sitcom?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I have a guess. Well, is that considered a sitcom?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I was going to say Simpsons.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say Simpsons.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, check the scoreboard.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: That's a Simpsons.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Good pull.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: I thought that the sitcom would throw you off a
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: little bit and.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Make you guess.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Seinfeld was the backup.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: All right, so this is a music question. What does
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Lady Gaga affectionately call her fans?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I know this one. Um.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I know this one. Little Monsters.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Yes. Nailed it. Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: These are... Okay. Okay.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: This one may be tough. In what year was the
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Emancipation Proclamation issued?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: The Emancipation Proclamation?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: He can't say it.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: He can't say it. I barely know what it means.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: So together... It's a year. So on the count of three.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: I want to say.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: 1782.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: What's your guess? Higher or lower?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Higher. 1783.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Who's closer?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I win. Yeah. Price is right rules.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: 1863.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: 1863. Okay.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I tried.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I knew it was something in, in, in way before
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: the 19th.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I was, I was hoping you were closer.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: I should have curated this better so that it could
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: have been like easier. Like, you know, cause this is,
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: I feel like a little bit too many, uh, us questions.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Cause the next one is what is the longest highway
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: in the United States?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Um, 66, six, six, six, the one.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: It's actually U.S. Route 20.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Okay.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: I thought it would be PCH or something, but it's U.S.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Route 20. Yeah, well, because, like, I get that because
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: it goes, I think it's increments of five. So Highway 5,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Highway 10, Highway 15, Highway 20.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: So there is no one?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: 20 would be right in the middle. Oh, no, one.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, it does that?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: That's PCH.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: PCH.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Pacific Coast Highway.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Sepulveda. Depending where you are.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Sepulveda. Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: All right, music question.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: As a child, what singer held the longest note ever
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: on the show Star Search?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: What child held the longest note ever? Alanis Morissette.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: I forgot that she was on.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera. Yeah, she wasn't. Those are both.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Really good guesses.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That's a great guess.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: I'm going to give you another guess. It is a man.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was a child. Tevin Campbell.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's now a man. He was a child
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: at the time.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Star Search. Justin Timberlake.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Go in the right direction.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: It was Usher.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Boom, boom. Okay.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Another movie-related question. Which movie featured the first fully CGI
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: character in a leading role?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: What movie? What, iRobot?
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: It's a kid's movie.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a kid's movie.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: WALL-E?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I love WALL-E.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: First fully CGI character. Not the movie itself.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: E.T.? No, that's a puppet.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: That's a public.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It's Casper.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Casper.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Oh. Okay.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: Which country features an actual shipwreck prominently displayed on its
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: national flag?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. A shipwreck on the flag? A country? Mm-hmm.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. What is it? Um. What was that
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: where Blackhawk down was at?
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't even guess. A country with
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: a shipwreck on a flag.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Just think of a sort of like island-y.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Honduras.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: I guess I like that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: That's a fun one.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. All right.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: It was Bermuda.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Bermuda. Bermuda. Okay. Okay.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: So we're going to go with one last like, worldly
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: question in the form of a country. This is the
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: final question. So you can wager any amount of points
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: that you'd like to.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I'll go all three of mine.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I'll do none.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: What country has the longest coastline in the world?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Chile.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: What's your guess?
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good guess.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: The longest coastline in the world.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Australia.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good one too. It's actually Canada.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Canada?
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Canada.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, Canada.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: But you won. Yeah, you won. You won. I do
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: not know how.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I think that was the half mark for the opal
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: fruit and I'm not convinced I'm telling the truth there.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to go away and Google that one.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I think it might be a draw, but we'll take it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, tell people where you're going
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: to be at in your socials and where they can
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: find you at as well.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, Kimbles Hume.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Social K-I-M-B-L-E-S Hume, H-U-M-E. And I'm all over the place.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I'm doing a bunch of gigs up in San Francisco
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: coming up.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: But.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: dotted around here a lot as well. I'm often at
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: the comedy store, uh, doing friends and family there. I
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: love when I come here. Um, and, um, and I
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: also do, uh, I also produce shows under bits comedy, um,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: which is super fun, local shows, um.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: In Del Mar and all over as well.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Um, and, uh, I've got a couple of, a couple
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: of nights coming up at the grand comedy club, um,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: is Candido if you're in North County.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: So, uh, so yeah, keep, uh, keep coming out.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Awesome. Thank you so much for coming out. you