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- 0:00Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey walking past us.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Good luck man discount says us getting Jason on the pot, would.
- 0:05Speaker 3: Just say one word into the microphone, Jason, one more,
- 0:07Speaker 3: just one more, just up, we can say we got you.
- 0:10Speaker 2: It's a pleasure to be on stud Wow.
- 0:14Speaker 1: The Great very disappointed last night.
- 0:16Speaker 2: And I think we're the only show that got Jason
- 0:19Speaker 2: Kelcey on this week.
- 0:19Speaker 1: We got Jason Kelsey on Wow.
- 0:22Speaker 3: That was very cool. Thank you to Jason Kelcey for
- 0:25Speaker 3: joining the show. What a week we've had out here.
- 0:27Speaker 3: I mean, we got Jason. You got Jason Kelsey.
- 0:29Speaker 2: About that and you said I couldn't talent book.
- 0:32Speaker 1: You can't.
- 0:34Speaker 2: I was able to talent book. I'm just sitting right here.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Look a Larry Fitzgerald walking by.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Man best to ass in sports. I want to close this.
- 0:42Speaker 1: I mean we've been saying this for years.
- 0:43Speaker 3: If if I walked up to Larry Fitzgerald right now,
- 0:46Speaker 3: I said you have the greatest ass in sports, he
- 0:48Speaker 3: would be like, hey, ste guts, it's how I greet
- 0:50Speaker 3: him every single time.
- 0:51Speaker 2: That originated in Tahoe.
- 0:53Speaker 3: It did, Yes, yes, I mean, look at the keyster
- 0:56Speaker 3: on that guy. Let's get to the polls again. Thanks
- 1:01Speaker 3: to everyone out here, Matt and Neil, everyone with NBC
- 1:06Speaker 3: and the American Century Championships, especially our buddy Nick Cassanova. Taylor,
- 1:10Speaker 3: you killed it. I'm proud of you. Year two was
- 1:12Speaker 3: way better than year one. He did a great job
- 1:15Speaker 3: setting the table for me to eat. Thank you very much.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Let's get to the polls here. What do we have
- 1:19Speaker 3: at stegat seven ninety one X.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Does Arlin Holland look like he can go out and
- 1:24Speaker 2: hunt his own dinner?
- 1:25Speaker 3: He sure does. I'm surprised. I'd be surprised if he
- 1:28Speaker 3: hasn't done it before. I mean, I'm always so confused.
- 1:31Speaker 3: How these How these don't get to one hundred to zero?
- 1:34Speaker 3: Because it's ninety five percent of the audience says yes
- 1:37Speaker 3: to Earln Holland, Yes, we just had a very important
- 1:39Speaker 3: person come up to me that I should be stopping
- 1:41Speaker 3: the show for.
- 1:41Speaker 1: But I can't.
- 1:42Speaker 3: But I wanted to say, and now I feel terrible,
- 1:47Speaker 3: all right, So what was the results?
- 1:49Speaker 2: Ninety five percent of the audience says Erlin Holland does
- 1:52Speaker 2: look like somebody who could go out and hunt his
- 1:54Speaker 2: own dinner.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Be honest, would you be surprised if he hasn't done
- 1:57Speaker 3: it at some point in his life, just filled an
- 2:00Speaker 3: animal with his bare hands, brought it home and cooked
- 2:02Speaker 3: the animal for dinner.
- 2:03Speaker 2: It's not only the way he looks, but the way
- 2:06Speaker 2: he like imposes himself on a soccer field, and the
- 2:08Speaker 2: way that he runs lends even more credence to it.
- 2:12Speaker 1: He runs like a deer.
- 2:14Speaker 2: It's like it's like a very like burly run.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Yes it is. I'm done with soccer anyway.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Next bol Our drone shows the new fireworks.
- 2:22Speaker 3: They are yes, one hundred percent. Anyone who says otherwise blasphemy.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Fireworks a little overrated, but sixty two percent of the
- 2:29Speaker 2: audience agreed with us saying drone shows are the new fireworks.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Will you're proud of yourself because you kind of swayed
- 2:34Speaker 3: Dylan Dryer earlier this week over to our side where
- 2:38Speaker 3: if you've seen one firework, you've seen them all.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Yeah, And she went in very she didn't want to
- 2:43Speaker 2: say it. She went in very convinced what her take
- 2:45Speaker 2: was going to be. And then I said yeah, but
- 2:47Speaker 2: after twenty minutes, let's like, come on, let's let's wrap
- 2:49Speaker 2: this thing up. And she was like, actually, great.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Point, you're changing people's minds out here.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of changing, yes, is it time to change
- 2:58Speaker 2: Christian polistics nickname to Steve Rogers instead of Captain America.
- 3:02Speaker 2: So after the loss, Taylor, Steve Rodgers is Captain America.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Before he turns into Captain America, it's.
- 3:08Speaker 3: A regular guy. Yeah right, it's regular scrawny guy Clark
- 3:11Speaker 3: Kent before he turns into Superman. It's Bruce Wayne before
- 3:14Speaker 3: he puts a utility belt on and turns in the Batman.
- 3:17Speaker 1: He does not want him to be called Captain America.
- 3:19Speaker 3: He wants them to be called Steve Rogers, his birth
- 3:23Speaker 3: given name.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Ninety four point four percent of the audience said, yes,
- 3:27Speaker 2: let's let's work on changing that nickname.
- 3:30Speaker 1: All right, Steve.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Did Egypt lose or did Argentina win?
- 3:35Speaker 3: So this was the question being asked on ninety four nine.
- 3:37Speaker 3: This Sphinx and Cairo. It's a great question.
- 3:41Speaker 1: What do you think? Huh?
- 3:42Speaker 2: I said, Egypt lost. Trey Wingo said Egypt lost, yeah,
- 3:46Speaker 2: and fifty six point three percent of the audience said
- 3:50Speaker 2: Egypt lost.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Wow. Wow. I mean it's giving zero credit to the
- 3:54Speaker 1: team that won. But okay, I'm good with it.
- 3:56Speaker 2: I feel like Leo MESSI doesn't need any more credit.
- 3:58Speaker 2: He certainly gets an It's plenty of credit. He's gonna
- 4:02Speaker 2: win that boot he is. Anyway, what's next? Are you
- 4:05Speaker 2: tired of hearing about Christian polistic.
- 4:07Speaker 1: I am yeah, yep, I'm tired of hearing about soccer.
- 4:10Speaker 2: Ninety two point three percent of the audience said, yes,
- 4:12Speaker 2: we are all tired. We have Christian politic fatigue.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Sorry, Sam.
- 4:17Speaker 2: They can never take away the sixty one seconds where
- 4:20Speaker 2: it was one to one against Belgium.
- 4:23Speaker 1: We were down one nothing.
- 4:25Speaker 2: It was the greatest sixty one seconds in US men's
- 4:27Speaker 2: national team history.
- 4:28Speaker 1: It was a lucky goal.
- 4:29Speaker 3: Everyone said Taylor twelve men said you have to get
- 4:32Speaker 3: to the quarterfinals for this to be a success, and
- 4:34Speaker 3: for sixty one seconds we thought that might just happen.
- 4:37Speaker 1: It did it? What were the results?
- 4:40Speaker 2: Seventy nine point three percent of the audience said, yes,
- 4:43Speaker 2: you can never take that moment away from us as
- 4:45Speaker 2: a country.
- 4:46Speaker 3: I hope everyone enjoyed their sixty one seconds.
- 4:49Speaker 2: This one is from Trey Wingo, maybe my favorite pole
- 4:52Speaker 2: question of the week. Does set bladder sound like a
- 4:55Speaker 2: disastrous urinary disease? Come back? Yes, this is what I'm
- 5:03Speaker 2: talking about like who's sitting in their house sees this
- 5:05Speaker 2: pole question and votes no? Because ninety six percent of
- 5:09Speaker 2: the audience said, yes, sept bladder does sound like a
- 5:12Speaker 2: disastrous urinary disease?
- 5:14Speaker 1: Why would you click no? There, it's a harmless.
- 5:17Speaker 2: You're just playing contrarian at that point.
- 5:19Speaker 3: About a corrupt individual, Like what are you worried about
- 5:22Speaker 3: sept bladder is gonna find out that you voted yes
- 5:25Speaker 3: on it?
- 5:25Speaker 1: Who cares?
- 5:26Speaker 2: This is something that you and Hawk have talked about before,
- 5:29Speaker 2: where sometimes just adding one word can take a point
- 5:33Speaker 2: and elevate it to the next level. Yes, if we
- 5:36Speaker 2: just said, does sept bladder sound like a urinary disease?
- 5:39Speaker 2: Mm hmm okay, a disastrous urinary disease? Like, elevate it
- 5:44Speaker 2: to a completely new level.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Tray is good. He knows how to do this. He's
- 5:48Speaker 1: been doing it for a long time.
- 5:50Speaker 2: So this one comes courtesy of Danny Kanel.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Yep, oh, this is great.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Could Kirk Signetti change the soccer culture in the United
- 5:57Speaker 2: States of America if there's one man for the job.
- 6:02Speaker 3: I mean, when you think changing culture in sports right now,
- 6:07Speaker 3: you know, at times it was Bill Parcells, at times
- 6:09Speaker 3: it was pat Riley, Greg Popovich, guys like that. But
- 6:14Speaker 3: when you think who can change a culture and do
- 6:16Speaker 3: it very, very quickly, he is the guyer now right,
- 6:20Speaker 3: It is Kurt Signetti, right, because Indiana was a laughing stock.
- 6:23Speaker 3: If you told anyone four years ago Indiana would dominate
- 6:26Speaker 3: college football, they would have left you out of the room.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Signetti went there and got it done. They're national champions.
- 6:33Speaker 3: And so I'm starting to come around on Danny Kennehill's
- 6:35Speaker 3: take here as I talk it out. Maybe Signetti is
- 6:37Speaker 3: the guy for the job. The question is would he
- 6:39Speaker 3: leave Indiana to take that job?
- 6:41Speaker 2: And we've seen this play out with Ted Lasso on
- 6:45Speaker 2: Apple TV where Ted Lasso comes from a football background
- 6:48Speaker 2: to the pitch right and he's almost Kirk Signetti. Similar path,
- 6:53Speaker 2: but different result because football background. Yes, Ted Lasso is
- 6:57Speaker 2: more positive. Kirk Signetti is like, no, not nonsense, My
- 7:01Speaker 2: way or the highway. We're going to get this job done.
- 7:03Speaker 1: It's about being a CEO.
- 7:04Speaker 3: It's about getting everyone on the same page. It's about
- 7:07Speaker 3: getting organized. It's about reminding Christian Polistic that he has
- 7:11Speaker 3: done nothing in his career. And his nickname is not
- 7:13Speaker 3: Captain America. It is Steve. Those are the kind of
- 7:16Speaker 3: things that Kurt Signetti is willing to do and will do.
- 7:19Speaker 1: And I am with Danny Canell. Now he needs.
- 7:22Speaker 3: To be the next head coach of the US men's
- 7:25Speaker 3: national team. I mean you would allow him to split
- 7:27Speaker 3: duties within the enna, right if you're willing to do it?
- 7:30Speaker 2: Percent like the international breaks are so short anyways, Yeah,
- 7:33Speaker 2: well let Kirk Signetti double up. But sixty nine point
- 7:36Speaker 2: three percent of the audience agreed and said Kirk Signetti
- 7:38Speaker 2: could change the soccer culture. Wow, this is a big
- 7:41Speaker 2: one from Robert Salo, who is still on the driving range,
- 7:44Speaker 2: has not left the driving range.
- 7:45Speaker 1: He looks good. I mean he really does. I'm not golfing.
- 7:48Speaker 3: I mean he just just in general, Yes, healing, he's handsome.
- 7:53Speaker 1: I'm speechless.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Anyway, was choir in high school a good place to
- 7:57Speaker 2: meet girls. He met his wife.
- 8:00Speaker 1: That's how we met his wife.
- 8:02Speaker 3: I told people I was walking around because when you
- 8:05Speaker 3: feel like you have something around here, you want to
- 8:07Speaker 3: share it with people. I said, did you know Robert
- 8:09Speaker 3: Salah was inquired at high school?
- 8:10Speaker 1: And everyone looked at me cross eyes. Jason Kelsey was like.
- 8:13Speaker 3: No, he didn't, there's no way, and I'm like, I
- 8:15Speaker 3: swear to you.
- 8:16Speaker 1: He just told me that.
- 8:17Speaker 2: It seems like if if Robert Sala was doing two
- 8:21Speaker 2: truths and a lie, if he even suggested that he
- 8:25Speaker 2: did choir, you'd be like, Oh, that's a lie.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lie, no doubt, it seems.
- 8:30Speaker 3: And yet he told us someone would have to hold
- 8:31Speaker 3: a gun to his head for him to go up
- 8:33Speaker 3: there and do karaoke.
- 8:35Speaker 1: At the player's party. He's probably got the best singing
- 8:39Speaker 1: boys here anyway.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Fifty five point three percent of the audience said, yes,
- 8:43Speaker 2: choir in high school was a good place to meet girls.
- 8:46Speaker 2: It's how I met your mother.
- 8:47Speaker 1: That's how he met his wife.
- 8:49Speaker 2: Yes, nice spin off show How I Met your Mother,
- 8:52Speaker 2: But it's Robert Sala in a choir class. Oh, this
- 8:57Speaker 2: is a big one for me. What else should you
- 9:00Speaker 2: take it as a compliment? If an athlete tells you
- 9:03Speaker 2: that's the worst question I've ever been.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Asked, Listen, Matthew Chuck. If he listens to our entire show,
- 9:12Speaker 3: he will realize that in the history of our show,
- 9:14Speaker 3: that was actually the second worst question.
- 9:17Speaker 2: What was the worst? Oh, the one to Trey Wingo, Yes,
- 9:21Speaker 2: that was a good question. Trey was just lost in
- 9:23Speaker 2: the sauce, like he just had too many things. His
- 9:26Speaker 2: credit card was lost. He was on like forty flights
- 9:28Speaker 2: that day. Trey made the mistake of calling Sean McDermott
- 9:33Speaker 2: Sean McDonough.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:34Speaker 2: So when he made that mistake, I seized on him
- 9:37Speaker 2: and said, who would be better at the other person's job?
- 9:40Speaker 2: And he kind of went right over his head and
- 9:41Speaker 2: eventually you got it.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Yeah, And Taylor is right. Trey Wingo did lose his
- 9:45Speaker 3: credit card. He was very stressed out. And I want
- 9:46Speaker 3: to thank the Wingos for paying for my hotel room.
- 9:55Speaker 2: I was thinking about that in Tahoe. We were hanging
- 9:59Speaker 2: out with Trey Wingo and Trey Wingo's wife yesterday and
- 10:02Speaker 2: I asked his wife what was Trey like in high school?
- 10:06Speaker 2: The answer shocked me.
- 10:07Speaker 1: Choir No, very.
- 10:08Speaker 2: Close though drama. Really he was the he was the
- 10:13Speaker 2: play performer.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Really, let me be honest with you.
- 10:17Speaker 3: If he parlayed that into an acting career and there
- 10:20Speaker 3: was a movie starring Trey Wingo, I wouldn't need to
- 10:24Speaker 3: know any more other than the star of the movie's
- 10:27Speaker 3: name is Trey Wingo. It has to be an action flick.
- 10:30Speaker 3: It would be an action flick. I'd go see every
- 10:32Speaker 3: Trey Wingo movie out there. He'd be Tom Cruise today.
- 10:35Speaker 2: So their high school, they went to the same high school,
- 10:38Speaker 2: Steve Young and Trey Wingo, And Trey Wingo's wife said,
- 10:41Speaker 2: Steve Young obviously was the big jock on campus, the
- 10:44Speaker 2: big man on campus, and Trey was talking about him,
- 10:47Speaker 2: and Trey was performing a Midsummer Night's Dream.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Put it on the poll. Would you see a movie
- 10:53Speaker 1: starring a man named Trey Wingo?
- 10:57Speaker 2: It would it fits perfectly on a poster.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Actually, put it on the Put this on the pole
- 11:01Speaker 3: as well. Would you see a movie called just Tray Wingup?
- 11:05Speaker 3: That's also a good point, yes, right, Would you see
- 11:08Speaker 3: a movie called wing Gum?
- 11:12Speaker 1: You loved right now? Yeah, he's fantastic.
- 11:15Speaker 2: So seventy four point one percent of the audience said yes,
- 11:18Speaker 2: you should take it as a compliment. If an athlete
- 11:21Speaker 2: tells you that's the worst question I've ever been asked.
- 11:23Speaker 3: Yes, you have a new found respect. He's walking right
- 11:25Speaker 3: past us. Now for Jack Wagner, right, the best head
- 11:28Speaker 3: of hair.
- 11:28Speaker 2: Here by far. It looks his head of hair looks
- 11:33Speaker 2: like those those visors that you buy that have the
- 11:36Speaker 2: hair already.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Yes, yes it's not, but he has a crutiful head
- 11:41Speaker 1: of hair. But it does look.
- 11:43Speaker 3: In fact, I think you should go up to Jack
- 11:45Speaker 3: Wagner and say I have a business proposition for you
- 11:47Speaker 3: fifty to fifty eighty twenty my way. I want to
- 11:50Speaker 3: sell visors with a facsimile of your head of hair
- 11:55Speaker 3: coming out of the visor and call it the Jack
- 11:57Speaker 3: Wagner visor.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Wagner Wiggs.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Yes, oh god, we need to get on this.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Our bookmark this for next year because we won't see
- 12:04Speaker 3: him again until next year.
- 12:05Speaker 1: But bookmark it and let's pitch it to him.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Okay, the last poll question of the week from a
- 12:11Speaker 2: magical week here in Tahoe. Yes, if the card has
- 12:15Speaker 2: a message in it already, why do I have to
- 12:18Speaker 2: write my own?
- 12:20Speaker 3: We learn from Brady Quinn that aj Hawk was a
- 12:23Speaker 3: very good card giver right his own messages is very
- 12:26Speaker 3: caring and loving and thoughtful about it. It shocked us all.
- 12:28Speaker 3: We were trying to get Ajayhawk on the show for
- 12:30Speaker 3: a year. He finally came on the show out here
- 12:32Speaker 3: in Lake Tahoe. He's been very supportive of both of us,
- 12:37Speaker 3: and I was making the point that what I do
- 12:39Speaker 3: is I just get a card that has a ton
- 12:41Speaker 3: of words written for me, and I write, Hey, the
- 12:44Speaker 3: card says it all love John.
- 12:48Speaker 2: I mean that's the whole point of like going to
- 12:49Speaker 2: the card shop and like picking out a card. I'm
- 12:51Speaker 2: not just grabbing the first card I see. I'm going through.
- 12:54Speaker 2: I'm reading it all. Am I going for a humor card.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Am I going for a deep meaningful card?
- 13:00Speaker 1: I like to get one of each? What do you
- 13:01Speaker 1: think just a little you know?
- 13:02Speaker 2: Wow? Two cards?
- 13:03Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, just you know one, Siri, Let's get HOWK
- 13:05Speaker 1: this week? Let's go? Well? Man, are we live right now? Yeah?
- 13:09Speaker 3: We are?
- 13:09Speaker 1: Yes?
- 13:09Speaker 3: How are we doing today? Everybody good? Yeah, we're going
- 13:11Speaker 3: over our pole questions for the week. Would you let
- 13:14Speaker 3: me ask you a question. Would you see a movie
- 13:17Speaker 3: if the movie start a man named Trey Wingo?
- 13:20Speaker 1: No? Absolutely? What a he just my name alone, Trey Wingo.
- 13:24Speaker 1: That's true.
- 13:25Speaker 3: I am a big fan of like I'll watch something
- 13:27Speaker 3: if I know the name of that actor, even though
- 13:29Speaker 3: it's probably a terrible movie.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Like, if I know the name of an actor, I'm like, oh,
- 13:32Speaker 1: it's gotta be good.
- 13:33Speaker 3: Would it surprise you if I told you that Robert Sala,
- 13:36Speaker 3: who we had on yesterday was was inchoir in high school.
- 13:40Speaker 1: That doesn't surprise me. We've got like eighteen kids.
- 13:43Speaker 2: That's how he met his wife.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Choir guys met his wife. That's how he met his wife.
- 13:46Speaker 3: He's the best looking man here after you, right, Robert, Well,
- 13:49Speaker 3: he's got the most muscles, that's for sure.
- 13:51Speaker 1: Good luck.
- 13:52Speaker 3: I put a flyer on you, no pressure, just five
- 13:54Speaker 3: thousand dollars. The great Adam Feeling who told a great
- 14:00Speaker 3: story about Charles Woodson dislocating his shoulder, and it was
- 14:05Speaker 3: news to Woodson.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Who was sitting right next to him when he told
- 14:07Speaker 1: the story. Where were we?
- 14:09Speaker 2: Seventy four point four percent of the audience said, yes,
- 14:12Speaker 2: If the card has a message in it already, why
- 14:14Speaker 2: do I have to write my own?
- 14:15Speaker 1: That's right.
- 14:16Speaker 3: The thought, listen, the thought in those kind of cards
- 14:18Speaker 3: is what you just pointed out.
- 14:20Speaker 1: I don't just pick one willy nilly.
- 14:22Speaker 3: I go in there, I read through him, I decide
- 14:25Speaker 3: which one is appropriate to give to my wife at
- 14:27Speaker 3: that particular time, and then I gave it to her.
- 14:30Speaker 1: And I write, love John, and you buy two? I
- 14:32Speaker 1: buy two or three? Yeah, I get one from the
- 14:34Speaker 1: dog Okay, gotta get one from Fitny.
- 14:36Speaker 2: It seems unnecessary.
- 14:37Speaker 3: But I give her a serious one, and I give her,
- 14:39Speaker 3: you know, one with humor.
- 14:41Speaker 1: That's you know, a little mix.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Now, when you give Abby the card, does she ever
- 14:44Speaker 2: keep it? Or is that in the trash within like
- 14:46Speaker 2: three days? That's that's really why I'm not writing the card.
- 14:49Speaker 2: If I write the card and you're telling me you're
- 14:51Speaker 2: going to keep it, okay, maybe I feel like every
- 14:54Speaker 2: time I've ever written a card, yeah, that card goes
- 14:56Speaker 2: in the trash with.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Well, I wrote a card once, and I will tell
- 14:58Speaker 3: you I wrote a letter my wife. Yes, and less
- 15:02Speaker 3: than a day later I saw it in the garbage.
- 15:07Speaker 2: But yet they want this, you know what? Sheran? Yes,
- 15:10Speaker 2: grand report.
- 15:11Speaker 3: So she ripped it up into like a million little
- 15:13Speaker 3: pieces and it looked like the paper that I had
- 15:16Speaker 3: written on. And so I started taking out the little
- 15:19Speaker 3: pieces of paper from the garbage. She went out for
- 15:21Speaker 3: a bit and I started piecing them together, and.
- 15:23Speaker 1: I'm like, that's the letter I just wrote her love. Yeah,
- 15:28Speaker 1: we get the eeling on twice. Wow, those are the
- 15:30Speaker 1: Paul's Special Week