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Things That Must Go From February 4th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, our dear friends
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  Speaker 2: of the program, Things that you well, you've just had it.
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  Speaker 2: You've had it at least up to hear and maybe
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  Speaker 2: up to there with things that you're dead must go
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  Speaker 2: from your life. And finally you're the end of your rope,
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  Speaker 2: and you say, I know what I'm going to just
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  Speaker 2: I'll unload on Radio from Hell and maybe they'll read
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  Speaker 2: mine on the air and it might make me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: And sometimes when we read these things, they actually do
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  Speaker 2: leave your life. So send your muscos to Radio from
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  Speaker 2: Hell at x ninety six dot com. Put musco in
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  Speaker 2: the subject line and maybe we'll read it. I'll go
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  Speaker 2: first today, I have one of my own. I listen
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  Speaker 2: to NPRS All Things Considered fairly often, and I really
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  Speaker 2: get tired of this. At the end of an interview
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  Speaker 2: when the newsperson is at the end of the interview
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  Speaker 2: and they say, well, so and so, thank you for
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  Speaker 2: being with us today, and inevitably the person says thanks
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  Speaker 2: for having me. Everybody says it every time, thanks for
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  Speaker 2: having me, Thanks for having me. What should you say, Well,
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  Speaker 2: why don't you say, oh, you're welcome, I really enjoyed
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  Speaker 2: our conversation, or you're welcome. It's my pleasure to be here,
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  Speaker 2: or I hope I can join you again sometime.
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  Speaker 3: Or just anything, anything but and.
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  Speaker 2: It's everybody does it. Thanks for having me, Thanks for
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  Speaker 2: having me. I'm just a little variety.
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  Speaker 3: Please.
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  Speaker 2: Uh let's see this one is doesn't say who it is,
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  Speaker 2: but we all, yes, we all know that ice must go. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: uh se man dave here the prep and simmer time
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  Speaker 2: to make a proper demigloss must go in men. Not
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  Speaker 2: that it's not worth the effort, but I want that
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  Speaker 2: symptoms sauce now I think maybe, Oh, I'll bet he
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  Speaker 2: meant some sumptuous. It says symptom sauce. This one says,
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  Speaker 2: this is just d My thing that must go is
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  Speaker 2: having four different autoimmune diseases that need to be treated,
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  Speaker 2: but I can't treat them until I get the newest
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  Speaker 2: one I've been diagnosed with under control. Then insurance tells
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  Speaker 2: me that I had I failed to meet certain medications
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  Speaker 2: or have failed to get certain medications before I can
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  Speaker 2: go on the next one for my disease. So you
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  Speaker 2: have to take a medication, let it fail. And then
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  Speaker 2: move on to the next one. Y, so it's just ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: My second thing that must go is cancer. Yes, I
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  Speaker 2: work at a cancer center, but I really wish we
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  Speaker 2: could eradicate it or do better preventative And again, insurance
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  Speaker 2: that some person on the other end that follows an
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  Speaker 2: algorithm to tell me what medicine I should give my
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  Speaker 2: patience because it's the cheapest and not the most effective
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  Speaker 2: for the patient. Thank you for letting me listen, friend
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  Speaker 2: of the program since the beginning of d And finally
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  Speaker 2: this one, don't use my name. The owners of the.
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  Speaker 3: Company I work for must go.
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  Speaker 2: They're always bragging about how much money they're making, but
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  Speaker 2: they don't have enough money to give us raises. And
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  Speaker 2: the last several years they've won the grand prize at
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  Speaker 2: the Christmas party.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Carry all right, let's see this one from the foot
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  Speaker 1: of Mount Doom.
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  Speaker 3: Your home.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, every electronic thing having a light to let you
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  Speaker 1: know it's on or off.
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  Speaker 3: There's so much light pollution in the bedroom. I want
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  Speaker 3: a dark room.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need little lights on everything, the TV, the
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  Speaker 1: cable box, the sound machine, the DVD player, the alarm,
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  Speaker 1: the sea path, the toothbrush charging that I can see
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  Speaker 1: the light from the bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody please give this person a roll of masking taes.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see this one.
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  Speaker 1: When you go to the doctor because you're sick and
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  Speaker 1: they say you haven't been said long enough and waited
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  Speaker 1: out another week and then you have to come back.
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  Speaker 3: That sucks. Just take care of me now.
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  Speaker 1: This one here my puppy waking up multiple times a
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  Speaker 1: night for nothing. Love him to death, but he can
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  Speaker 1: be a sleep terrorist. This one from Candace, the older
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  Speaker 1: lady next to me at the movies who kept texting
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  Speaker 1: during the movie, despite the teenager she was with, telling
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  Speaker 1: her that that is rude the first time she pulled
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  Speaker 1: her phone out and telling her it was distracting very politely.
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  Speaker 3: The third or fourth time, she just kept pulling out
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  Speaker 3: her phone.
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  Speaker 1: People bringing kids to not kid movies, your baby is
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  Speaker 1: not going to like the loud noises and jump scares
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  Speaker 1: of anaconda, So take them to something appropriate or get
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  Speaker 1: a dang sitter. Having to go back to the office
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  Speaker 1: full time after being at worked from home for months,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to put shoes on every day. Let
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  Speaker 1: me stay home and work.
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  Speaker 3: In my fuzzy slippers. Physical therapy.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's good for me, but it hurts my
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  Speaker 1: office not having enough parking for all of us who
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  Speaker 1: work here. No, I was ten minutes late because I
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  Speaker 1: had to park a couple of blocks away. Thank you Lords, Candice.
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  Speaker 1: And this one from Sleepless in Sandy. My work starts
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  Speaker 1: at six thirty am. For a long time now, I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten up extra early in order to be in my
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  Speaker 1: car by five thirty am, because that is when I'm
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  Speaker 1: able to catch the playback of the previous days radio
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  Speaker 1: from Hell show. Although I stream you all at work
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  Speaker 1: with close captioning, I still miss certain segments of the show,
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  Speaker 1: and lately between five thirty and six there's been far
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  Speaker 1: too much music and not the usual program playback from
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  Speaker 1: the day before.
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  Speaker 3: This ruins my morning Sleepless in Sandy out.
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  Speaker 1: That's partially my fault because I'm not getting here soon
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  Speaker 1: enough to make those adjustments.
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  Speaker 3: I just I need to fill tell six am.
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  Speaker 1: You see yeah somehow, So all right, sorry about that, Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Things that must go are speed textures. Let me explain
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  Speaker 4: for me. I'm not the fastest phone texture. It can
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  Speaker 4: be hard to keep up a conversation because speed textures
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  Speaker 4: will get three or five texts ahead. Before I've got
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  Speaker 4: just one cent. They think I'm commenting on the last
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  Speaker 4: thing they said when my comment is aimed at something
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  Speaker 4: two or three back, I find myself doing one word
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  Speaker 4: text like and and butt and because, thinking it will
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  Speaker 4: slow them down when I try to answer back.
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  Speaker 3: Group texts are hard.
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  Speaker 4: That's from page Hello, lords and lady, feel free to
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  Speaker 4: use my name. It's Katie going back to the gym
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  Speaker 4: for my mental and physical health and feeling so peer
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  Speaker 4: pressured into group fitness class that I went way too hard.
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  Speaker 4: Two days later, I'm still so sorry. I can barely walk,
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  Speaker 4: much less go back to the gym. Men automatically thinking
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  Speaker 4: if you chat with them you're interested romantically must go.
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  Speaker 4: And finally, these from our friend Sid. There are so
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  Speaker 4: many serious things that need to go, but here's a
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  Speaker 4: couple muscos that might not cause such despair. Phone apps
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  Speaker 4: that are named in a way that has nothing to
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  Speaker 4: do with the thing that they control. Like when I
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  Speaker 4: need to check if my washer is done, I have
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  Speaker 4: to remember that the washer app is called home HQ.
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  Speaker 3: Oh there's a lot of those. Yeah, what was that
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  Speaker 3: called again?
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  Speaker 4: They should be named appropriately. And also Carrie not picking
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  Speaker 4: the songs anymore, what do you guys not like fun?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, we like fun. It's you guys who don't
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  Speaker 3: like fun.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently that's what we've been told.
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  Speaker 3: We've been told.
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  Speaker 1: We scared.
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  Speaker 3: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I picked the music for a good almost a half
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  Speaker 1: a year now more than a half a year, and
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  Speaker 1: the ratings dropped, So I'm sticking with what they're giving me. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: things that must go on the radio show