Latest / Riggs, Katelyn, & Erica - The Q Morning Show / Q Morning Show #801 - 10-02-26
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's this button. I should push the microphone button, right?
- 0:02Speaker 2: That puts us on, yep.
- 0:03Speaker 1: That turns us on right there.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Puts the lotion on its skin.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Or else it gets in the hose again. Welcome to, um...
- 0:09Speaker 1: Three beer cheers, but I should let the intro do
- 0:11Speaker 1: its work here.
- 0:13Speaker 3: It's time for three beer cheers, my friends.
- 0:16Speaker 4: Where your week gets the toast it deserves in the end.
- 0:21Speaker 4: New love or divorce.
- 0:23Speaker 1: New job or new Porsche. We'll raise them and drink
- 0:27Speaker 1: to your win. It's got a collapse. Erica, there's a collapse.
- 0:31Speaker 2: So good.
- 0:31Speaker 1: There's a collapse in this song.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Our lighting is very strange in here today.
- 0:36Speaker 3: Very.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Jared!
- 0:37Speaker 1: Very aggressive.
- 0:39Speaker 5: Is that why I'm like so weird looking? Oh my gosh,
- 0:41Speaker 5: that's dark. And now I'm like pasty.
- 0:44Speaker 1: That's all right. You okay over there, Mason?
- 0:46Speaker 2: He was trying to help with our light, but it's fine.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Mason's lighting is always good. He always looks good in
- 0:51Speaker 1: the light.
- 0:51Speaker 2: If you're watching our videos, just know that our lighting's
- 0:54Speaker 2: off today.
- 0:54Speaker 1: A little bit, a little bit. But we're cheersing to
- 0:57Speaker 1: your weekend, so what do you have to look forward to?
- 0:58Speaker 4: 713-370-0929.
- 0:59Speaker 1: We'll celebrate your weekend. I would like to cheers to
- 1:01Speaker 1: our 800th show.
- 1:07Speaker 4: What? Already?
- 1:08Speaker 1: We've done 800 shows together.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Today?
- 1:10Speaker 1: Well, technically yesterday.
- 1:13Speaker 5: Well, you forgot.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Well, today's 801. I did forget.
- 1:15Speaker 2: We've got a lot going on.
- 1:18Speaker 1: In our defense, things have been a little chaotic with
- 1:19Speaker 1: some last-minute things from some people in our building, but
- 1:21Speaker 1: that's okay.
- 1:23Speaker 2: It's fine.
- 1:23Speaker 5: Everything's fine.
- 1:24Speaker 1: Everything's fine. Everything's fine. But I'm looking forward to going
- 1:27Speaker 1: to the Fort Bend County Fair and Rodeo this weekend.
- 1:29Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 1:29Speaker 2: You'll be there.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I will be there Saturday.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Eric and I will be out in Crosby, weather permitted,
- 1:34Speaker 2: for Friday Night Bites.
- 1:36Speaker 5: It only took me three hours to get there, but
- 1:37Speaker 5: I'll be there.
- 1:38Speaker 2: We'll be there.
- 1:39Speaker 1: I think I'll also be out there, weather permitting as well.
- 1:42Speaker 1: That is a hike out there. So we have our beers,
- 1:44Speaker 1: and Erica has a beer as well this morning. But
- 1:47Speaker 1: a different kind of beer for you, Erica. What is it?
- 1:50Speaker 1: It's a ginger beer.
- 1:52Speaker 5: What does that mean?
- 1:52Speaker 1: It's a ginger ale kind of.
- 1:53Speaker 7: Okay.
- 1:54Speaker 1: So I think you're going to like it.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Have you ever had a ginger beer before?
- 1:57Speaker 4: No.
- 1:57Speaker 1: I love it.
- 1:58Speaker 2: There's no alcohol in it.
- 1:59Speaker 1: There's no alcohol in it now. Usually use it for mixers,
- 2:01Speaker 1: like a Moscow Mule. You ever heard of those before?
- 2:06Speaker 5: Yeah, those little ones that come in the copper mugs.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:09Speaker 2: And you can order those virgin, by the way, at
- 2:11Speaker 2: a lot of places you go to. You can order
- 2:12Speaker 2: a mule, and they just make it with the ginger beer.
- 2:14Speaker 2: They don't put the alcohol portion in it.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Ginger beer is fantastic. Mason is our mix master over here, again,
- 2:18Speaker 1: mixing up the drinks for us. Does anyone else want
- 2:20Speaker 1: to try this?
- 2:22Speaker 2: Why is it that color? It's a golden ginger ale.
- 2:26Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Okay.
- 2:27Speaker 2: I'll take a little sip.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I'll take a little. I'll take a pull of the
- 2:29Speaker 1: ginger ale. That's kind of nice.
- 2:31Speaker 2: I've also got my energy drink open for the day.
- 2:33Speaker 2: If you're calling right now, I'm going to put lots
- 2:36Speaker 2: of fluids.
- 2:37Speaker 1: We've got some people that want to call and talk
- 2:38Speaker 1: about their weekends. Good morning. Who's this?
- 2:40Speaker 8: 93Q.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Hey, how's it going? This is Trevor.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Trevor, good morning. What do you got to look forward
- 2:46Speaker 1: to this weekend, man? Sounds like she likes it. What
- 2:47Speaker 1: are we cheersing to?
- 2:48Speaker 8: So I'm actually getting married tomorrow.
- 2:52Speaker 4: What?
- 2:53Speaker 1: Yes! Congratulations. Way to go.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 2:57Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 2:57Speaker 1: All right. How long has the wedding been in the
- 2:58Speaker 1: works for the planning?
- 3:00Speaker 8: About a year, year and a half.
- 3:02Speaker 3: I proposed on July 4th of last year.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Oh, wow. How much of the planning have you done? 10%.
- 3:09Speaker 9: All right.
- 3:09Speaker 1: I was going to say it was probably in the tens.
- 3:11Speaker 2: 10%.
- 3:12Speaker 5: I like it like that, though. I don't like when
- 3:14Speaker 5: men have too many opinions on the wedding. Like, boy,
- 3:16Speaker 5: this is my wedding.
- 3:18Speaker 3: It's everything that she wants.
- 3:20Speaker 5: Oh, I love that.
- 3:21Speaker 1: First marriage?
- 3:23Speaker 3: Yes.
- 3:23Speaker 7: Yes.
- 3:24Speaker 8: We're both 28 years old.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Oh, nice.
- 3:28Speaker 1: I don't want to ask where the wedding is because
- 3:29Speaker 1: I don't want to give too much information.
- 3:31Speaker 5: People show up. You know me and freaking.
- 3:33Speaker 7: I can give it out.
- 3:34Speaker 1: Okay, it's in Houston.
- 3:35Speaker 10: Nice.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Wedding crashers. You end up having a flash mob show
- 3:38Speaker 2: up at your wedding tomorrow.
- 3:40Speaker 1: I guess we will cheers to your getting married this weekend.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Cheers.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Congrats.
- 3:44Speaker 7: Thank you, guys.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Everybody keeps coughing with the ginger beer. It took Mason down.
- 3:49Speaker 3: It burns.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Does it really?
- 3:51Speaker 4: Oh, it does.
- 3:51Speaker 5: There's a burning aftertaste. Oh, yeah, in the throat.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Oh, in my nostrils, which Ginger Beer has done to
- 3:57Speaker 2: me before.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Good morning, 93Q. Who's this on the phone?
- 4:01Speaker 11: Mm-hmm.
- 4:04Speaker 8: Hello.
- 4:05Speaker 1: What is your name?
- 4:07Speaker 7: Jim.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Jim, good morning. What do you have to look forward
- 4:09Speaker 1: to this weekend that we're cheersing to? Ooh, that does
- 4:10Speaker 1: have a burn on the back.
- 4:11Speaker 7: So a couple things. Well, you guys, about three and
- 4:16Speaker 7: a half weeks ago, I called in. I don't know
- 4:18Speaker 7: if you remember me calling, but I was leaving to
- 4:20Speaker 7: Greece the next day.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Yes, and you said you were going to call and
- 4:23Speaker 1: follow up about it.
- 4:24Speaker 7: Yep, yep, I'm back. But tomorrow, or today rather, my brother,
- 4:30Speaker 7: he hasn't been here in probably three or four years.
- 4:32Speaker 7: He's flying in for two weeks. So I took a
- 4:35Speaker 7: couple weeks off work. I teach at... In Montgomery ISD.
- 4:39Speaker 7: And we're going to just do whatever, whenever, however.
- 4:44Speaker 1: I love that.
- 4:45Speaker 2: Couple of bros being bros.
- 4:47Speaker 1: That's great.
- 4:48Speaker 7: You got it.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Cheers to that.
- 4:49Speaker 7: You guys are great. I love your show. Have a
- 4:52Speaker 7: great day.
- 4:52Speaker 1: You're great, man. Thank you so much. Have a great
- 4:54Speaker 1: time with your bro. Hang out.
- 4:55Speaker 3: Bro out.
- 4:56Speaker 5: Guys, I'm going to stop with the cheersing because it
- 4:58Speaker 5: feels like heartburn going down.
- 4:59Speaker 1: There is burning going down with the ginger beer. Do
- 5:01Speaker 1: you want a beer to wash it down?
- 5:02Speaker 5: It will not stop burning my chest.
- 5:04Speaker 2: My esophagus is on fire.
- 5:06Speaker 9: For real.
- 5:06Speaker 12: Good morning.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Good morning.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Sorry, we're just trying to work our way through these
- 5:10Speaker 2: drinks this morning.
- 5:11Speaker 1: You get the official beer cheers to wash down the
- 5:13Speaker 1: ginger beer. Who is this? This is Brandy. Hey, Brandy.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Good morning from the morning mob.
- 5:19Speaker 6: Good morning.
- 5:20Speaker 1: What are you cheersing to this weekend? Last weekend was
- 5:22Speaker 1: your birthday, or your daughter's birthday, right?
- 5:25Speaker 12: Yes.
- 5:25Speaker 13: Well, my birthday.
- 5:26Speaker 12: All right.
- 5:26Speaker 1: And this weekend is?
- 5:28Speaker 6: And then this weekend is my five-year double lung transplant birthday.
- 5:32Speaker 1: All right.
- 5:33Speaker 2: What a thing to celebrate.
- 5:34Speaker 5: I had no idea.
- 5:35Speaker 6: And I went to my appointment. Yeah, I went to
- 5:37Speaker 6: my appointment Wednesday, and I had overall good news.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Oh, good.
- 5:41Speaker 1: You said double lung?
- 5:41Speaker 6: Everything was good.
- 5:43Speaker 4: Yes. Wow. Yes.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Cheers to you being healthy.
- 5:47Speaker 5: For real. Thank you.
- 5:48Speaker 2: What a celebration.
- 5:49Speaker 1: Thank you for calling this morning, Brandy. God bless you, man.
- 5:52Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening.
- 5:54Speaker 8: Thank you.
- 5:54Speaker 6: But I did want to say when I called in,
- 5:56Speaker 6: I could hear you talking to Trevor and all that.
- 5:59Speaker 6: So I don't know if it's a weird connection.
- 6:01Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 6:01Speaker 9: No, no, no.
- 6:02Speaker 1: You were on hold. And when you're on hold, you
- 6:04Speaker 1: can hear everything on the radio station. I can put
- 6:05Speaker 1: you on hold right now and you can listen to
- 6:06Speaker 1: the whole show if you'd like to. Just never hang up.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Never hang up. You'll always be on the phone.
- 6:12Speaker 6: That was weird.
- 6:13Speaker 2: Thank you for letting us know, though. We appreciate when
- 6:16Speaker 2: listeners call us like, hey, something's weird.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Cheers to your weekend, Brandi. Thank you so much for listening.
- 6:20Speaker 6: Never done that before. Thank you.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Y'all have a good day.
- 6:23Speaker 2: What's everybody drinking this morning? We didn't even go over
- 6:25Speaker 2: our beverages of choice.
- 6:29Speaker 1: I've got a Lagunitas Lil' Something IPA. It is 7.5 ABV.
- 6:32Speaker 4: Wow.
- 6:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I want a little sip of that. All right.
- 6:36Speaker 1: A little sip of Lil' Something?
- 6:38Speaker 2: Mine's only.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Caitlin, what is yours?
- 6:40Speaker 4: 4.4.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Oh.
- 6:40Speaker 2: Man, I grabbed the wrong drink.
- 6:43Speaker 7: Yeah, you did.
- 6:44Speaker 2: What's yours, Mason?
- 6:45Speaker 1: From Galveston Island, it's the Sunset Siesta Mexican Lager at 5.2.
- 6:51Speaker 2: All right, I'm coming in at the lowest. I will
- 6:53Speaker 2: say Kona Big Wave, we do drink this in my house.
- 6:56Speaker 2: I purposely picked this one this morning because I knew
- 6:58Speaker 2: that I already liked this one.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Wow, that ginger beer really does sting your nostrils. It
- 7:02Speaker 1: really does burn.
- 7:03Speaker 5: Did you barely drink it?
- 7:04Speaker 1: It tickles like the nose.
- 7:06Speaker 5: Just wait, it's going to keep burning all the way down.
- 7:09Speaker 10: Oh, on cue.
- 7:11Speaker 2: At first I thought that was Erica.
- 7:14Speaker 5: When do I burp on the air?
- 7:16Speaker 1: I thought that's what the ginger beer was doing.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Well, you never know. Yeah, sometimes it'll slip out.
- 7:20Speaker 6: Never.
- 7:20Speaker 1: All right. Well, there's your three beers.
- 7:22Speaker 5: I love how she's always surprised by her own burps.
- 7:24Speaker 1: We'll do one more phone call. We got somebody else
- 7:25Speaker 1: calling in. Good morning, 93Q. Who's this?
- 7:28Speaker 3: Good morning.
- 7:29Speaker 12: This is Taylor.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Taylor, what are we celebrating your weekend for? What are
- 7:31Speaker 1: we cheersing to?
- 7:33Speaker 12: We're cheersing to we found out this weekend or this
- 7:35Speaker 12: morning that my baby does not have a heart arrhythmia,
- 7:38Speaker 12: the one inside of me. Yes!
- 7:39Speaker 5: What?
- 7:40Speaker 1: That's such good news.
- 7:40Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. Amazing news. Breath of relief.
- 7:43Speaker 1: How long have you been waiting for that news?
- 7:45Speaker 12: About four weeks.
- 7:46Speaker 3: Hmm.
- 7:47Speaker 2: And that is such a stressful time.
- 7:50Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 7:51Speaker 12: This baby was surprised, and then we found that out.
- 7:53Speaker 12: My other baby is 18 months, so we were in
- 7:56Speaker 12: the chaos in those four weeks.
- 7:57Speaker 14: Trying to figure out what was going on.
- 8:00Speaker 1: Well, we're so glad that everything's going to be okay.
- 8:02Speaker 1: God bless you and the rest of that pregnancy. Hope
- 8:04Speaker 1: everything works out all right.
- 8:05Speaker 2: I just want you to know, because we did it ourselves,
- 8:08Speaker 2: when those two babies that close together, like two years old,
- 8:13Speaker 2: And four-ish, you know, you will survive.
- 8:15Speaker 1: It'll be all right.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I just want you to know.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Stay strong.
- 8:19Speaker 2: A couple years from now, just remember, Caitlin told me
- 8:21Speaker 2: we will survive this season. It will be chaotic, but
- 8:25Speaker 2: you will make it.
- 8:27Speaker 12: Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
- 8:29Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Have a beautiful weekend and cheers to you.
- 8:31Speaker 12: Thank you so much.
- 8:32Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. There we go. There's our three
- 8:34Speaker 1: beer cheers. The weekend traditional 93Q.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Never again with that ginger beer. Never again. My esophagus
- 8:40Speaker 2: is still burning no matter how much regular beer I drink.
- 8:43Speaker 1: My nostrils sting right now. It's weird. Don't know what
- 8:45Speaker 1: to do this weekend? We got you.
- 8:48Speaker 10: Let's crack open the weekend six-pack with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Yeah, plenty to do this weekend around Houston starting with
- 8:55Speaker 1: number one. We've got the Fifth annual Pearland Restaurant Weeks
- 8:59Speaker 1: in Pearland. I love when they do stuff like this
- 9:01Speaker 1: because you can enjoy curated menus and like save some
- 9:03Speaker 1: money and try restaurants you maybe haven't tried before. And
- 9:05Speaker 1: it all goes back to a great cause. It starts
- 9:07Speaker 1: today and it goes on at Pearland for at least
- 9:10Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. Hairland Restaurant Weeks. Number two, Caitlin.
- 9:14Speaker 2: Another good time to eat and have a good time.
- 9:17Speaker 2: 60th Annual Original Greek Festival at Annunciation Orthodox Church. That's
- 9:22Speaker 2: happening right now. Goes through tomorrow. You can indulge in
- 9:25Speaker 2: everything Greek. Food, wine, dancing, live music, tours of the
- 9:28Speaker 2: gorgeous church. and shopping for Greek imported goods. If you
- 9:31Speaker 2: have never been to the Greek festival, this is one
- 9:34Speaker 2: of the best festivals in the Houston area. $ 10 for adults,
- 9:39Speaker 2: free ages 12 and under. Those times do vary.
- 9:42Speaker 5: And the food.
- 9:42Speaker 1: Number three, Erica.
- 9:46Speaker 5: I love October so much. Fourth annual Witch's Brew Market
- 9:49Speaker 5: and National Museum of Funeral History. What better place to
- 9:52Speaker 5: have that at? It's going to be on Friday and Saturday.
- 9:55Speaker 5: You can shop and browse the creepy macabre and unusual
- 9:58Speaker 5: over drinks inside the museum and unusual over drinks macabre
- 10:05Speaker 5: oh now i get it costumes encouraged at 25 and
- 10:09Speaker 5: up so you can use your costumes already that's why
- 10:11Speaker 5: i love.
- 10:11Speaker 1: These things like you said macabre she gave it a spanish.
- 10:14Speaker 5: How do you say that macabre Then why is there
- 10:17Speaker 5: an R and an E?
- 10:18Speaker 1: Because the English language is weird.
- 10:20Speaker 2: I once called it Macabre.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Number four, the Fort Bend County Fair and Rodeo happening
- 10:25Speaker 1: this weekend. I will be there tomorrow night with 93Q.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Vincent Mason will be on stage. Of course, the rodeo,
- 10:30Speaker 1: the fair, the food, the fun. It's always a great time,
- 10:33Speaker 1: and I'm so happy to be there. The Fort Bend
- 10:34Speaker 1: County Fair and Rodeo happening this weekend. Number five, Caitlin.
- 10:38Speaker 2: October Fest at the Kima Boardwalk, Saturday and Sunday, no cover.
- 10:42Speaker 1: All right.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Celebrate with live music, Steinholding competitions, cornhole, festive games, and
- 10:47Speaker 2: waterfront fun. Times do vary, so get all your info online.
- 10:51Speaker 1: And number six, Erica.
- 10:53Speaker 5: I'll actually be at Boot Barn tomorrow from 11 to
- 10:55Speaker 5: 1 for the grand opening and celebrating Miranda Lambert's new
- 10:58Speaker 5: album launch, but I don't know why I have another
- 11:01Speaker 5: Hispanic thing.
- 11:02Speaker 3: What?
- 11:03Speaker 2: What do you mean?
- 11:04Speaker 5: 47th Annual Chicano Festival at Miller Outdoor Theater, Thursday through Saturday.
- 11:09Speaker 2: It is free.
- 11:10Speaker 5: The three-day series brings headliners Marco Sorosco on Friday and
- 11:14Speaker 5: Little Joy La Familia on Saturday.
- 11:16Speaker 12: What?
- 11:16Speaker 5: And David Lee Garza on Sunday. You guys, that is
- 11:19Speaker 5: one heck of a lineup.
- 11:20Speaker 2: See? We knew you'd be excited.
- 11:22Speaker 5: I'm so excited.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Dang it. There's your weekend six-pack. Enjoy responsibly. It's Riggs, Caitlin,
- 11:29Speaker 1: and Erica. Hey, if you'd like to go to the
- 11:30Speaker 1: Fort Bend County Fair and Rodeo Week. All right. The
- 11:33Speaker 1: Q Morning Show.
- 11:34Speaker 2: The Q Morning Show with Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica presents.
- 11:38Speaker 1: It's a moral dilemma that you get to decide. It's
- 11:43Speaker 1: time for jerking.
- 11:47Speaker 5: And this morning's Jerker Justified comes from Bethany, who says,
- 11:50Speaker 5: My husband and I have been together since high school.
- 11:52Speaker 5: Back then, he played football, worked out all the time,
- 11:54Speaker 5: and was in really good shape. Well, after we started
- 11:56Speaker 5: having kids, he started putting on what he calls his
- 11:59Speaker 5: baby weight. And honestly, I don't care.
- 12:01Speaker 2: I love him.
- 12:01Speaker 5: I'm still attracted to him. I think he's sexy no
- 12:03Speaker 5: matter what size he is. The problem is that he
- 12:05Speaker 5: still dresses like he has in high school, like when
- 12:07Speaker 5: he still has that high school football body. He loves
- 12:10Speaker 5: those tight muscle shirts, and some of them are so
- 12:12Speaker 5: tight now that he honestly looks like a stuffed sausage. No.
- 12:16Speaker 5: My gosh, Bethany. I've lost a lot of mass in
- 12:18Speaker 5: my chest since having our kids, like a lot of
- 12:20Speaker 5: women do, and I swear somehow he found it because
- 12:23Speaker 5: he's got more cleavage in these shirts than I do.
- 12:25Speaker 4: What?
- 12:26Speaker 2: Stop.
- 12:27Speaker 5: I want to tell him that maybe it's time to
- 12:29Speaker 5: size up because if I'm noticing how tight everything is,
- 12:32Speaker 5: I know other people are too. But I also know
- 12:34Speaker 5: if the rules were reversed and he told me I
- 12:36Speaker 5: look like a stuffed sausage in my clothes, I'd probably
- 12:38Speaker 5: lose my mind. So am I a jerk for wanting
- 12:40Speaker 5: to tell my husband his clothes don't fit anymore or
- 12:42Speaker 5: justified because sometimes your spouse is supposed to be the
- 12:45Speaker 5: person who tells the truth?
- 12:46Speaker 4: Hmm.
- 12:49Speaker 5: You know me, I would tell him.
- 12:50Speaker 2: I'd tell him.
- 12:50Speaker 5: I would 100% tell him.
- 12:52Speaker 1: So you think he's justified in saying that?
- 12:54Speaker 5: Well, yeah, because other people are noticing and they're like, oh, dear.
- 13:00Speaker 4: Oh, dear.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Oh, dear.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Oh, dear.
- 13:04Speaker 5: You know, I mean, there are a lot of men
- 13:06Speaker 5: who still try to wear those tank tops, basically.
- 13:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:10Speaker 5: Like the muscle shirts, you know, like the Under Armour
- 13:12Speaker 5: ones or Nike ones, and you're like, that ship has sailed, honey.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't have the arms for it anymore,
- 13:17Speaker 1: it's weird. But if he's comfortable in it.
- 13:19Speaker 5: At home, you know, at home, chill, do whatever you want.
- 13:22Speaker 5: But if you're like actually going out.
- 13:25Speaker 2: I always err on the side. If I need to
- 13:27Speaker 2: hurt your feelings a little bit to make it better
- 13:29Speaker 2: for everybody, I'm going to do that.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Now let's reverse the genders here. She's wearing clothes that
- 13:34Speaker 1: aren't very well fitting for her. Is he a jerk
- 13:36Speaker 1: for saying, you should wear things that fit you better?
- 13:41Speaker 5: I'm a yell.
- 13:42Speaker 1: See? Some of these we reverse the gender and it
- 13:46Speaker 1: becomes a jerk. It's weird, right?
- 13:48Speaker 2: That's how it is.
- 13:48Speaker 1: I would feel weird saying that to my wife. I
- 13:50Speaker 1: don't think I could.
- 13:50Speaker 6: But you know what?
- 13:51Speaker 5: I would want my husband to tell me, like, maybe
- 13:53Speaker 5: not say you look like a stuffed sausage, but, you know,
- 13:56Speaker 5: to basically be like, what else you have? Like, you
- 13:59Speaker 5: look really good in this dress or that shirt.
- 14:01Speaker 2: There's some times where I don't feel confident in something,
- 14:03Speaker 2: and I'll ask my husband wanting him to confirm it.
- 14:06Speaker 2: He'll be like, no, I think you look great. And
- 14:07Speaker 2: I'm like, I need you to tell me the truth.
- 14:09Speaker 5: And that just makes me mad. Because I'm like, you
- 14:11Speaker 5: and I both know we don't look good.
- 14:13Speaker 1: We're not a good judge. We think you look good
- 14:14Speaker 1: all the time.
- 14:15Speaker 2: That's true.
- 14:16Speaker 1: The line that got me was, she goes, he's got
- 14:19Speaker 1: more cleavage than I do in these shirts.
- 14:23Speaker 2: Just have him listen right now. He'll probably be so
- 14:25Speaker 2: scarred he'll never want.
- 14:26Speaker 1: To do it again. So what do you think? Is
- 14:29Speaker 1: she a jerk for wanting to tell her husband that
- 14:33Speaker 1: his clothes don't fit anymore? Or is she justified?
- 14:35Speaker 5: I just feel like I would want to know.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Somebody's got to be honest with you. Might as well
- 14:40Speaker 1: be your spouse.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Someone's got to say it.
- 14:42Speaker 4: 713-370-0929.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Tell all the kids.
- 14:44Speaker 5: They'll do it.
- 14:45Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next on 93Q. Erica, hey, all
- 14:48Speaker 1: the info on 10,000 for the troops. We're collecting 10,000
- 14:51Speaker 1: items to stuff the world's greatest care packages for our
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- 15:00Speaker 1: off locations, what we're looking for, and how you can
- 15:02Speaker 1: help out with 10,000 for the troops this year. And
- 15:05Speaker 1: make a difference with Boots for Troops and 93Q. Caitlin,
- 15:08Speaker 1: what are we looking for this morning for Jerk or Justify?
- 15:10Speaker 1: Can you kind of recap us? The too-long-to-read version, please.
- 15:13Speaker 2: You know, we usually try to summarize this, but I
- 15:15Speaker 2: want to make sure I bring up some of the
- 15:16Speaker 2: points that she wrote in to us because they make
- 15:22Speaker 2: a difference in people's opinions here today. So Bethany writes
- 15:25Speaker 2: in to us. She says, my husband and I have
- 15:26Speaker 2: been together since high school. Back then he played football,
- 15:28Speaker 2: worked out all the time, was in really good shape.
- 15:31Speaker 2: We started having kids. We've each kind of, our bodies
- 15:34Speaker 2: have changed, right?
- 15:35Speaker 4: Sure.
- 15:35Speaker 2: Problem is, he's still dressing like he's on a high
- 15:38Speaker 2: school football team and has that same body. He loves
- 15:42Speaker 2: tight muscle shirts, and some are so tight that he
- 15:44Speaker 2: looks like a stuffed sausage. She also says, I have
- 15:49Speaker 2: lost a lot of mass in my chest since having
- 15:51Speaker 2: our kids, and I swear somehow he found it because
- 15:54Speaker 2: he's got more cleavage in these shirts than I do.
- 15:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:58Speaker 2: She then goes on to say, like, should I tell
- 16:00Speaker 2: him he needs to change his attire? Am I a
- 16:02Speaker 2: jerk for doing that? And I think what we're hearing
- 16:04Speaker 2: from most callers today, from most of our jury, is that, like,
- 16:07Speaker 2: it's the approach she needs to take.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Yeah, so what do you think? Jerk or justified? 713-370-0929.
- 16:11Speaker 1: I think she's justified. But all you've got.
- 16:15Speaker 10: To do is buy a bigger shirt, put it in
- 16:17Speaker 10: the closet, cut the tag out.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Buy a bigger shirt?
- 16:21Speaker 2: Cut the tag out, that idea.
- 16:22Speaker 5: Be like, honey, did you lose weight? That looks great.
- 16:26Speaker 12: Yeah, when he puts it on, then you say, oh,
- 16:28Speaker 12: I tied it up for you. All right.
- 16:29Speaker 5: Oh, my God, that's so funny.
- 16:31Speaker 1: So jerk or justified, Connie?
- 16:33Speaker 12: She's justified.
- 16:34Speaker 4: She wants to help him. All right.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Thank you for calling this morning. 93Q, who's this?
- 16:42Speaker 9: Good morning. It's McKenna.
- 16:43Speaker 1: McKenna, she's back.
- 16:46Speaker 12: I'm back.
- 16:47Speaker 1: What do you think, McKenna?
- 16:48Speaker 4: Hi.
- 16:49Speaker 9: I think that she's justified for wanting to tell him,
- 16:54Speaker 9: but I think that she should just, like, start buying him, like,
- 16:58Speaker 9: bigger clothes. Like, maybe get him some, like, new clothes
- 17:02Speaker 9: that are just, like, a size up.
- 17:04Speaker 1: So smart. That's what somebody just called in and said
- 17:07Speaker 1: as well. Like, just get him some bigger clothes and
- 17:09Speaker 1: be like, wow, this looks nice. You should wear this one.
- 17:11Speaker 1: It looks great.
- 17:13Speaker 9: Yeah, because I feel like that would be it. It
- 17:16Speaker 9: wouldn't be, like, as awkward.
- 17:19Speaker 2: All right.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Do you think she's justified?
- 17:22Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Thanks for calling, McKenna.
- 17:26Speaker 9: Thank you. Bye.
- 17:28Speaker 1: The youngest member of our jury. Good morning, 93Q. Who's this?
- 17:31Speaker 9: Hi, my name's Jared. Good morning.
- 17:35Speaker 2: Good morning. What do you think, jerk or justified?
- 17:37Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Well, okay, hear me out.
- 17:40Speaker 15: I think that if she goes about telling him in
- 17:45Speaker 15: the way.
- 17:45Speaker 2: That she asked y'all in writing.
- 17:48Speaker 15: That she would kind of be a jerk if she
- 17:51Speaker 15: went about it that way.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Yeah, same.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Talk about his cleavage.
- 17:55Speaker 1: That's a cleavage comment for me, really.
- 17:58Speaker 6: Yes, but if she goes about it in a way
- 18:02Speaker 6: where she talks to him in.
- 18:04Speaker 8: The way that she cares about his health.
- 18:07Speaker 14: And that way, you know, if she wants.
- 18:09Speaker 12: To see him in different clothes also, maybe she should
- 18:12Speaker 12: buy the clothes.
- 18:12Speaker 15: And then when he wears them.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Why do all of these suggestions involve the women going
- 18:16Speaker 1: and buying new clothes for him? Everybody's saying that.
- 18:21Speaker 4: Okay.
- 18:21Speaker 15: Well, I mean, we like to shop.
- 18:23Speaker 14: I know.
- 18:24Speaker 3: All right.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Thank you for calling this morning. Do you say jerk
- 18:26Speaker 1: or justify?
- 18:27Speaker 8: Which one?
- 18:29Speaker 6: So jerk if she goes about it that way, but
- 18:32Speaker 6: justified if she goes about it in a kinder way.
- 18:35Speaker 1: All right. Thank you for calling this morning.
- 18:38Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 18:39Speaker 2: Bye-bye.
- 18:40Speaker 1: And, of course, Kathy this morning. Good morning, Kathy.
- 18:42Speaker 3: Hello, everyone. I'd say she's justified, but she's got to
- 18:48Speaker 3: clean up the way she's going to say it to him.
- 18:51Speaker 3: Maybe say, hey, hey, thanks.
- 18:53Speaker 7: You know, your clothes are pretty old. What do you say?
- 18:57Speaker 3: We go shopping this weekend and get some new clothes.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Sounds like this couple's going shopping this weekend for new clothes, really.
- 19:03Speaker 1: That's what everybody's saying.
- 19:05Speaker 3: Yeah, you just can't tell him he's a stuffed sausage.
- 19:08Speaker 3: Not going to go over well.
- 19:09Speaker 2: Will never go over well.
- 19:10Speaker 4: All right.
- 19:11Speaker 3: Not at all.
- 19:13Speaker 1: You can still argue about this on our Facebook page, 93QHouston.
- 19:16Speaker 1: It's up there for you to argue about.
- 19:17Speaker 2: It's all about the approach.
- 19:19Speaker 1: It really is. You're tacked. Be kind a little bit.
- 19:22Speaker 2: And rewind.
- 19:23Speaker 12: Yes.
- 19:23Speaker 1: If you're ever in a moral pickle like this, you
- 19:25Speaker 1: can always send us a DM, and we'll open it
- 19:28Speaker 1: up to the world. Jerker Justified with Riggs, Caitlin, and
- 19:31Speaker 1: Erica on 93QHouston.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Rachel and Adam went out on a first date after
- 19:35Speaker 2: meeting on Tinder. Rachel tells us the date was going
- 19:38Speaker 2: really well until they started talking about her job. That
- 19:41Speaker 2: is when she said Adam made a noticeable shift in
- 19:44Speaker 2: his personality and she thought maybe he was just getting
- 19:47Speaker 2: tired or bored with the conversation. She hasn't heard from
- 19:49Speaker 2: him since. Is that what was going on? We're going
- 19:51Speaker 2: to find out now with Second Date Update.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Hello? Hey, we're looking for Adam.
- 19:58Speaker 8: This is Adam.
- 19:58Speaker 6: Hey, Adam.
- 19:59Speaker 5: This is Ray, Caitlin, Erica from 93Q. How are you
- 20:01Speaker 5: this morning?
- 20:02Speaker 1: What's up, dude?
- 20:03Speaker 11: Good.
- 20:04Speaker 8: You're from where?
- 20:05Speaker 5: 93Q, it's a radio station here in Houston.
- 20:07Speaker 1: Yeah, country, 93Q country. Home of Star Party, home of
- 20:11Speaker 1: Second Date Update.
- 20:12Speaker 2: Do you know Second Date Update?
- 20:14Speaker 5: So Second Date Update is where you go on a
- 20:16Speaker 5: date with somebody, they don't call you back, and so
- 20:18Speaker 5: we try to find out why you didn't get the
- 20:20Speaker 5: call back. So we're calling for Rachel. Do you remember Rachel?
- 20:22Speaker 14: I see.
- 20:24Speaker 8: Yeah, I definitely remember Rachel.
- 20:26Speaker 2: And Rachel says that you guys had what she thought
- 20:29Speaker 2: was a great first date, and maybe you got a
- 20:30Speaker 2: little sleepy towards the end there. Is that what was
- 20:32Speaker 2: going on?
- 20:33Speaker 8: Well, I wouldn't put it like that. But yeah, I
- 20:36Speaker 8: remember Rachel and we had a good time together for sure.
- 20:39Speaker 2: Okay, what would you put it like?
- 20:41Speaker 1: Yeah, how would you put it, sir? Yeah, what happened?
- 20:43Speaker 8: Okay, let me just be clear that I assume Rachel's listening.
- 20:46Speaker 8: The date went really well. Rachel did absolutely nothing wrong.
- 20:50Speaker 8: And like, we actually, we have a lot in common.
- 20:52Speaker 8: We talked a bunch. We got along great. We got
- 20:55Speaker 8: along really great. It seemed like we had a lot
- 20:57Speaker 8: in common. The thing that really turned it for me
- 21:00Speaker 8: was she told me who she works for.
- 21:02Speaker 1: Was it like the company that she works for? Where
- 21:04Speaker 1: she works for?
- 21:06Speaker 2: She did mention to us that you got weird when
- 21:08Speaker 2: the work conversation came up. You started asking a lot
- 21:11Speaker 2: of questions. Are you against the company she works for?
- 21:14Speaker 1: Competing company?
- 21:15Speaker 8: No, the thing is, it's not the company itself. It's
- 21:19Speaker 8: when she said who her boss was.
- 21:21Speaker 5: Do you know her boss?
- 21:22Speaker 8: Extremely well.
- 21:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:24Speaker 1: Extremely well. Oh, and it's a her too.
- 21:26Speaker 5: How well do you know her?
- 21:27Speaker 8: Well, she's my ex-wife.
- 21:29Speaker 4: Oh.
- 21:31Speaker 6: What a buzzkill.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Oh, no. Well, Rachel's there.
- 21:35Speaker 5: You were right.
- 21:36Speaker 2: She has been listening in. Oh, no. Did you tell
- 21:39Speaker 2: Rachel that on the date or did you just keep
- 21:40Speaker 2: that close to the chest and go home and sit
- 21:42Speaker 2: on that information?
- 21:43Speaker 8: No, I didn't want to unload all that on the
- 21:47Speaker 8: first date kind.
- 21:48Speaker 1: Of a thing.
- 21:49Speaker 8: I didn't want to be a buzzkill.
- 21:51Speaker 1: So you just don't call back.
- 21:53Speaker 8: But suffice it to say, my marriage was really bad.
- 21:55Speaker 8: It ended very miserly.
- 21:57Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 21:58Speaker 8: I'm really just trying not to have her in my
- 22:00Speaker 8: life at all.
- 22:01Speaker 14: Yikes.
- 22:02Speaker 5: And I'm assuming she'd be upset if she knew you
- 22:04Speaker 5: were dating one of her employees.
- 22:05Speaker 8: Man, she kind of was upset at everything. So, yeah,
- 22:07Speaker 8: I assume she'd be upset at that, too.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha. Rachel, how do you feel about this?
- 22:11Speaker 8: We straight up did not get along.
- 22:13Speaker 13: Oh, like, you know, looking back, this makes sense now. Yeah,
- 22:18Speaker 13: so that's your ex-wife.
- 22:19Speaker 9: It is my ex-wife, yep.
- 22:20Speaker 13: I feel bad now because when we were talking about work,
- 22:22Speaker 13: you know, you're asking about work and about my boss,
- 22:25Speaker 13: and I was talking about how, like, she's kind of
- 22:27Speaker 13: tough and demanding but really sweet on, you know, when
- 22:30Speaker 13: it comes down to it.
- 22:31Speaker 1: So that's– I– I am.
- 22:34Speaker 13: I see why.
- 22:35Speaker 8: Yeah, honestly, when you said she was sweet, I almost
- 22:38Speaker 8: just got up and left right there.
- 22:39Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
- 22:40Speaker 5: He's like, you know what?
- 22:41Speaker 9: No.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Oh, I hate this because you guys seem like two
- 22:45Speaker 2: good people, and it seems like there's some chemistry there,
- 22:48Speaker 2: but I don't know how you fix this situation.
- 22:50Speaker 5: I mean, how committed are you to that job?
- 22:53Speaker 4: I mean, it's 2026.
- 22:54Speaker 9: I need my job.
- 22:55Speaker 13: In this economy.
- 22:56Speaker 1: In this economy.
- 22:58Speaker 5: I got you.
- 23:00Speaker 8: That was a big thing, too. I don't want to
- 23:01Speaker 8: I don't want her to get in the way of
- 23:02Speaker 8: anything in her job, too. Like this is already a
- 23:06Speaker 8: little bit too much.
- 23:07Speaker 12: Yeah, I get it.
- 23:08Speaker 13: It's like she's my boss, not my friend. And like,
- 23:10Speaker 13: you know, I did talk about the date not knowing. So,
- 23:14Speaker 13: I mean, but I generally could just not talk about
- 23:17Speaker 13: you if we were dating. But also, like, I get it.
- 23:21Speaker 5: That's what if she does find out she can make
- 23:22Speaker 5: your life hell.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be terrible, though.
- 23:25Speaker 2: Also, what about like holiday parties, work get-togethers, like anything
- 23:29Speaker 2: like that? There's just no way you'd be able to
- 23:31Speaker 2: avoid this.
- 23:32Speaker 1: You can't hide that. It comes out eventually.
- 23:35Speaker 13: That's a bummer.
- 23:36Speaker 8: You invite me to a Christmas party and then I
- 23:38Speaker 8: have to see her there?
- 23:39Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 23:39Speaker 8: That can't happen.
- 23:40Speaker 13: I guess I just wish he had told me. That's
- 23:42Speaker 13: probably it. I did kind of like, is there something wrong?
- 23:46Speaker 13: I get it's awkward, but I think that honesty would
- 23:50Speaker 13: have been less awkward than just leaving me on read
- 23:52Speaker 13: for so long, especially if I didn't do anything wrong.
- 23:54Speaker 5: Yeah, because then you're just wondering, right?
- 23:56Speaker 13: Yeah, I was like, what did I do? Like, it
- 23:59Speaker 13: seemed to go well.
- 23:59Speaker 8: You know, honestly, I was hoping you would just ghost
- 24:02Speaker 8: me back and not get back to me because now
- 24:04Speaker 8: even this interaction is probably going to get back to
- 24:07Speaker 8: her and then I'm going to have to interact with
- 24:08Speaker 8: her again.
- 24:09Speaker 12: Oh, no.
- 24:09Speaker 8: And it's going to be a whole thing.
- 24:12Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
- 24:12Speaker 13: I'm sorry. Like, we've done it right.
- 24:14Speaker 8: I had no idea.
- 24:16Speaker 13: But I guess I know what's up now.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Adam, do you have to interact with your ex-wife a lot?
- 24:20Speaker 1: Do you have kids together? Do you all have, like,
- 24:21Speaker 1: still a connection to one another?
- 24:23Speaker 8: Fortunately, no kids. Fortunately.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Okay.
- 24:25Speaker 8: Fortunately, nothing like that.
- 24:27Speaker 1: So you don't want anything else to tie you to her?
- 24:29Speaker 8: Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
- 24:31Speaker 3: Okay.
- 24:31Speaker 8: I can't go back to the point in my life.
- 24:33Speaker 8: I mean, it took a few years just to leave
- 24:36Speaker 8: the chapter behind me.
- 24:37Speaker 2: This sucks so bad.
- 24:39Speaker 1: I hate that something like this happens because nobody's done
- 24:42Speaker 1: anything wrong, really.
- 24:43Speaker 2: Usually we end these with like, oh my gosh, one
- 24:45Speaker 2: of those people was such a jerk, but I feel
- 24:48Speaker 2: like you both are kind of cool people just in
- 24:50Speaker 2: a crap situation. Rachel, if there's ever a day that
- 24:53Speaker 2: you don't work there, would you be interested in reaching
- 24:56Speaker 2: out to him? And Adam, would you be interested in reciprocating?
- 24:59Speaker 11: I mean, sure.
- 25:01Speaker 13: I mean, it doesn't seem like something that's likely to happen.
- 25:04Speaker 13: I'm happy enough at my job and definitely don't want
- 25:06Speaker 13: to look for a new one. But hypothetically, yeah, sure.
- 25:10Speaker 4: Okay.
- 25:10Speaker 8: Don't leave your job or anything. But if that ever
- 25:12Speaker 8: happens and she's out of your life too, definitely.
- 25:15Speaker 1: There we go.
- 25:15Speaker 4: Deal.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Well, thank you all so much for being on the
- 25:18Speaker 1: show this morning. It was a civil second date update.
- 25:21Speaker 2: We never have those.
- 25:22Speaker 4: Wow.
- 25:22Speaker 1: No, we don't.
- 25:23Speaker 4: No.
- 25:23Speaker 1: What a bummer. Thank you all very much for your
- 25:25Speaker 1: time this morning.
- 25:26Speaker 8: And Rachel, if I didn't say it, please don't tell
- 25:28Speaker 8: her that I was on the radio.
- 25:29Speaker 6: Heard.
- 25:30Speaker 1: I'll do my best.
- 25:30Speaker 14: 93.2.
- 25:32Speaker 1: Five pop culture questions. You get zero clues. Win money
- 25:41Speaker 1: from a bank account. It's Caitlin Can't Lose. Powered by
- 25:47Speaker 1: Houston Federal Credit Union. Welcome back to Caitlin Can't Lose.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Going for win number 654 this morning and a rematch
- 25:55Speaker 1: this morning with Kelsey on the show. Good morning, Kelsey.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Good morning.
- 25:59Speaker 1: I think Kelsey has an army with her as well
- 26:01Speaker 1: that might be helping her this morning.
- 26:03Speaker 2: How's that fair?
- 26:04Speaker 6: Yes.
- 26:05Speaker 2: Who's with you?
- 26:07Speaker 6: I have my three boys in the car.
- 26:09Speaker 5: Oh, three boys.
- 26:11Speaker 1: What are their names? Yes.
- 26:13Speaker 5: Lang, Colton, Sage.
- 26:15Speaker 2: What are their ages, or at least their age range,
- 26:17Speaker 2: if you will?
- 26:18Speaker 12: 10, 8, and 7.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Got my work cut out for me.
- 26:21Speaker 7: All right.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Collectively, they are 25 years old.
- 26:25Speaker 13: Right.
- 26:27Speaker 4: Yes.
- 26:27Speaker 3: We'll go with that.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Okay. So she's got the equivalent of a 25-year-old helping
- 26:32Speaker 1: her out in the car, Caitlin. Would you mind stepping outside?
- 26:35Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Make sure my dog Bruce doesn't get out behind you.
- 26:39Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a little escape artist.
- 26:40Speaker 1: He is an escape artist. All right, here we go.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Five questions. You don't know an answer to one of these.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Just make something up, okay?
- 26:47Speaker 12: Okay.
- 26:47Speaker 1: Question number one. Happy birthday to Don McLean today. You
- 26:51Speaker 1: know his name, but you probably know his song. Drove
- 26:54Speaker 1: the Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
- 26:56Speaker 1: It was also a famous movie with Jason Biggs back
- 26:59Speaker 1: in 1998. What's the name of that song he sang?
- 27:02Speaker 4: Oh, gosh.
- 27:03Speaker 6: Pass.
- 27:05Speaker 1: I don't know it. No. It's a dessert, too. Question
- 27:08Speaker 1: number two. Casey Musgraves put on a fake mustache and
- 27:10Speaker 1: brought out half of this iconic Neon Moon country duo.
- 27:14Speaker 1: What group was it?
- 27:16Speaker 15: Brooks and Dunn.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Question number three. He's the frontman of the band The Police,
- 27:20Speaker 1: Every Breath You Take, and he also plays the bass
- 27:22Speaker 1: for that band. He's got just one name. Who is he? Pass.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Question number four. Random 90s brands are speaking up on
- 27:30Speaker 1: Instagram threads, including LimeWire. You could download what with LimeWire
- 27:34Speaker 1: back in the day?
- 27:36Speaker 4: Music.
- 27:37Speaker 1: And question number five. What celebrity got a restraining order
- 27:40Speaker 1: put on her for choking her 12-year-old son? She's an actress.
- 27:44Speaker 14: Halle Berry.
- 27:45Speaker 12: What in the world?
- 27:46Speaker 1: What in the world? What in the world? It's a
- 27:53Speaker 1: wild story, you guys. She's wild. We'll bring Caitlin back in.
- 27:58Speaker 5: What in the world is happening?
- 28:00Speaker 1: We said the same thing.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Welcome back. I have a question.
- 28:03Speaker 4: Yes.
- 28:04Speaker 1: What can we do for you?
- 28:05Speaker 2: Did Lawrence invite some of his friends up here to
- 28:06Speaker 2: the stadium?
- 28:07Speaker 1: I told Bruce not to invite any more friends. He
- 28:09Speaker 1: did it last weekend. It was not good.
- 28:10Speaker 2: So Bruce did not follow me out into the hallway.
- 28:13Speaker 4: No.
- 28:13Speaker 2: But there are several dogs and raccoons in our break
- 28:18Speaker 2: room right now.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Wait, raccoons? He befriended a family of raccoons, and they
- 28:22Speaker 1: keep coming up here. I don't know why.
- 28:24Speaker 2: The dogs are like stuffed animals. The raccoons are real.
- 28:28Speaker 4: Yes.
- 28:29Speaker 2: And they're rummaging through the full-size snacks.
- 28:31Speaker 5: Of course they are.
- 28:32Speaker 2: In our snack bowl.
- 28:33Speaker 1: Well, it's the end of the week, so they're going
- 28:34Speaker 1: to get rid of them.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Somebody finally opened the bag of pita chips.
- 28:37Speaker 1: It was the raccoon.
- 28:38Speaker 5: And they use a binder clip to close it. I
- 28:40Speaker 5: saw that.
- 28:40Speaker 1: A binder clip.
- 28:41Speaker 12: Smart.
- 28:43Speaker 1: It's so on brand for this place.
- 28:44Speaker 12: All right.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Same five questions to you, Caitlin.
- 28:46Speaker 2: Okay.
- 28:46Speaker 11: All right.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Question number one. Happy birthday to Don McLean. You may
- 28:50Speaker 1: not know his name, but you know his song. Drove
- 28:52Speaker 1: the Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
- 28:55Speaker 1: His famous song was also a title of a 1998
- 28:58Speaker 1: movie with Jason Biggs. What is it?
- 28:59Speaker 2: American Pie.
- 29:01Speaker 1: American Pie.
- 29:02Speaker 4: Okay.
- 29:03Speaker 1: Drinking whiskey and rye. Question number two. Casey Musgraves put
- 29:08Speaker 1: on a fake mustache and brought out the half of
- 29:10Speaker 1: this iconic neon moon country duo. What group was it?
- 29:14Speaker 2: Brooks and Time.
- 29:15Speaker 4: Yes.
- 29:15Speaker 1: She dressed up as Ronnie Dunn and brought out the
- 29:18Speaker 1: real Ronnie Dunn. It's hilarious. Question number three. He's the
- 29:21Speaker 1: front man of the band The Police, Every Breath You Take.
- 29:24Speaker 1: He plays the bass and he has just one name.
- 29:26Speaker 8: Who is he?
- 29:28Speaker 2: Sting?
- 29:29Speaker 1: Sting is correct. Are you going to say Flea? No,
- 29:34Speaker 1: I was going to say Felina. It's another famous basis
- 29:35Speaker 1: with one name. Question number four. Random 90s brands are
- 29:39Speaker 1: speaking up on Instagram. threads including LimeWire. What could you
- 29:42Speaker 1: download with LimeWire back in the day?
- 29:45Speaker 2: Viruses for your computer.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Lots of them.
- 29:48Speaker 2: But we used it for music.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Music is correct, yes.
- 29:52Speaker 2: But I'm pretty sure LimeWire single-handedly killed my family's computer.
- 29:56Speaker 1: LimeWire and BearShare both destroyed me. Question number five. What
- 30:01Speaker 1: celeb got a restraining order put on her for choking
- 30:05Speaker 1: her 12-year-old son? She's an actress. Halle Berry. Halle Berry.
- 30:10Speaker 5: You should have heard one of the boys in her car.
- 30:11Speaker 5: He goes, what in the world?
- 30:16Speaker 1: Which is a fair reaction, fair reaction. Final score, Erica.
- 30:19Speaker 5: Kelsey Lane, Colton Sage, three.
- 30:21Speaker 2: Caitlin, five.
- 30:22Speaker 4: Yes.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Awesome.
- 30:25Speaker 4: Hey, we competed.
- 30:25Speaker 5: It's okay.
- 30:26Speaker 2: Y'all did.
- 30:27Speaker 1: It's okay.
- 30:27Speaker 2: Y'all showed up. And as my father would say, that's
- 30:29Speaker 2: the most important part is showing up.
- 30:31Speaker 5: And we shocked your children.
- 30:32Speaker 1: You know what? I'm going to give you an option.
- 30:34Speaker 1: You can either win tickets to see Scotty McCreary tonight
- 30:37Speaker 1: at 713 Music Hall if you can go, or tickets
- 30:40Speaker 1: to see Brad Paisley next Thursday. Which one would you like?
- 30:43Speaker 3: Brad Paisley.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Brad Paisley next Thursday. There you go. Congratulations.
- 30:47Speaker 4: Yes.
- 30:47Speaker 6: Thank you.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Of course. You're very welcome.
- 30:49Speaker 3: Awesome.
- 30:50Speaker 12: I appreciate y'all.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Yeah, but you didn't win $ 1, 000 from Caitlin. Would everybody
- 30:53Speaker 1: in the car mind telling us why you didn't win
- 30:55Speaker 1: that money from Caitlin?
- 30:56Speaker 6: Because Caitlin can't lose.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Love it.
- 30:59Speaker 2: That sounded great, everybody. All in unison.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Go team. 654 wins now. You think you can take
- 31:04Speaker 1: her down? Get signed up to play at QMorningShow.com. We
- 31:06Speaker 1: play every morning at this time. It's Caitlin Can't Lose
- 31:08Speaker 1: on 93Q. Lane, Colt, Sage, Kelsey, you're all great Americans.
- 31:12Speaker 2: Thanks, y'all.
- 31:13Speaker 6: Thank y'all.
- 31:14Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to... Dad Joke Friday! Bad Joke Friday!
- 31:20Speaker 1: And we welcome to the show, our judge this morning
- 31:24Speaker 1: is Daniel. Good morning, Daniel.
- 31:27Speaker 3: Good morning.
- 31:28Speaker 1: Daniel, you have a child. We hear just one.
- 31:30Speaker 7: I do have a child.
- 31:32Speaker 3: He's seven.
- 31:33Speaker 1: He's seven, but do you have a good dad joke
- 31:35Speaker 1: for us? You're going to kick us off for Dad
- 31:37Speaker 1: Joke Friday. I have a pretty good one, haven't I?
- 31:40Speaker 14: Are you ready?
- 31:40Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.
- 31:43Speaker 15: What did the horse say after it tripped?
- 31:46Speaker 1: What did the horse say after it tripped?
- 31:48Speaker 4: What?
- 31:50Speaker 15: I fell and I can't giddy up.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Not bad.
- 31:53Speaker 5: That's a great dad joke.
- 31:54Speaker 3: Not bad.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Great dad joke.
- 31:55Speaker 2: Daniel dad joke.
- 31:56Speaker 5: Do you have a favorite football team?
- 31:59Speaker 15: So I was born and raised in Houston. I'm a
- 32:01Speaker 15: Jenkins fan.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Okay, good. Okay, perfect.
- 32:04Speaker 12: All right.
- 32:04Speaker 5: Need to know that. Need to know that for my.
- 32:06Speaker 2: Joke, yes.
- 32:06Speaker 1: We had to vibe you out real quick for Dad
- 32:08Speaker 1: Joke Friday. So each of us is going to go
- 32:09Speaker 1: around the room and tell a dad joke. You say
- 32:11Speaker 1: who gets the point after we say our jokes, okay?
- 32:13Speaker 1: First one to two points wins. Erica's the current winner.
- 32:16Speaker 1: She goes first. Go ahead, Mrs. Rigo. Okay.
- 32:20Speaker 5: Daniel, what do you call a magical poop? I have
- 32:26Speaker 5: no idea.
- 32:26Speaker 1: Pudini. Pudini. Dini.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Okay.
- 32:31Speaker 1: How's it going? Thanks.
- 32:33Speaker 7: Caitlin?
- 32:34Speaker 2: What did the guy say when he got caught making
- 32:36Speaker 2: out with an optical illusion?
- 32:38Speaker 4: Don't know.
- 32:39Speaker 2: It's not what it looks like.
- 32:42Speaker 3: Okay.
- 32:44Speaker 1: Daniel, I flushed a bunch of Viagra down the drain.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
- 32:48Speaker 3: What?
- 32:48Speaker 1: Now the city has a hard water problem.
- 32:51Speaker 3: Wow.
- 32:52Speaker 1: Okay. Who gets the point?
- 32:54Speaker 3: I don't know where you're going with that one.
- 32:56Speaker 15: I'm going with Eric on that one.
- 32:57Speaker 4: What? Yes.
- 32:59Speaker 2: The Pudini was fun.
- 33:00Speaker 1: It was very fun.
- 33:01Speaker 10: All right.
- 33:02Speaker 15: Pudini got it.
- 33:03Speaker 1: One point for Erica. Erica, are you up next?
- 33:06Speaker 5: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around
- 33:09Speaker 5: watching the Super Bowl on TV?
- 33:12Speaker 3: What do you call them?
- 33:14Speaker 5: The Dallas Cowboys. That hurt me a bit.
- 33:18Speaker 2: You made a joke about your own team?
- 33:20Speaker 5: That literally hurt.
- 33:21Speaker 1: A Cowboys burden.
- 33:22Speaker 9: Are you well?
- 33:23Speaker 12: It was a good joke.
- 33:23Speaker 15: You would have got me more if you said sad.
- 33:26Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 33:27Speaker 6: True.
- 33:28Speaker 3: Wow.
- 33:34Speaker 2: A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp.
- 33:37Speaker 2: The police are looking into it.
- 33:39Speaker 1: I bet they are. I bet they are. I married
- 33:45Speaker 1: a witch, but then I immediately filed for divorce. Now
- 33:48Speaker 1: she's my hex wife.
- 33:52Speaker 5: Oh, I see.
- 33:54Speaker 1: Who gets the point there?
- 33:56Speaker 15: Caitlin's got it.
- 33:57Speaker 3: Caitlin.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Still in the game.
- 33:58Speaker 1: All right, I'm out. Caitlin and Erica now head-to-head.
- 34:01Speaker 2: Did you bring a third joke, Erica?
- 34:03Speaker 1: She never brings a third joke. Never does.
- 34:05Speaker 5: I can't get this ad off, so I can't read it.
- 34:08Speaker 5: It's like, you know how the ad won't go away?
- 34:09Speaker 1: Go away.
- 34:10Speaker 3: Go ahead.
- 34:11Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to have to go with this one,
- 34:15Speaker 5: and it's so bad. Okay. Oh, did you hear about
- 34:23Speaker 5: the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
- 34:29Speaker 1: Oh. Okay. Coming strong with poop jokes this morning.
- 34:34Speaker 2: It's funny you bring that up because I was going
- 34:35Speaker 2: to say, did you know that a new study has
- 34:37Speaker 2: come out saying that diarrhea could be hereditary? They say
- 34:41Speaker 2: it runs in your genes.
- 34:42Speaker 1: That's true. It does. Who gets the point, Daniel?
- 34:47Speaker 9: Oh, man.
- 34:48Speaker 15: Caitlin got it on that one.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Yes! Caitlin.
- 34:50Speaker 5: I actually passed by that joke, too.
- 34:52Speaker 2: The trophy is back. The trophy is back in your hands.
- 34:55Speaker 1: You filthy animal. Congratulations.
- 34:57Speaker 2: Thank you, Daniel.
- 34:58Speaker 3: You're very welcome.
- 34:59Speaker 2: I hope you can tell at least one of those
- 35:01Speaker 2: jokes to your seven-year-old. Not all of them were appropriate.
- 35:03Speaker 1: Can I say what my last joke was that I
- 35:05Speaker 1: didn't get to use? Yes, yes. What do you call
- 35:06Speaker 1: a wreath made of $ 100 bills?
- 35:08Speaker 7: What?
- 35:09Speaker 1: A wreath of Franklins.
- 35:11Speaker 15: Hey, that's not a bad one either.
- 35:14Speaker 1: I've got one.
- 35:14Speaker 2: More for you.
- 35:15Speaker 3: You're so sweet.
- 35:16Speaker 1: The Viagra one would have worked.
- 35:17Speaker 15: No.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Daniel, thank you for- Hey, I've got one more for
- 35:20Speaker 1: you too.
- 35:20Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead. Let's hear it.
- 35:21Speaker 4: Go ahead.
- 35:22Speaker 15: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
- 35:25Speaker 1: Don't know why.
- 35:27Speaker 15: Because the P is silent.
- 35:28Speaker 1: That's a great dinosaur joke.
- 35:29Speaker 2: That is one of Erica's favorite jokes, and as you
- 35:32Speaker 2: were saying it, this big smile was coming across her face.
- 35:34Speaker 1: It makes me so happy. She's getting so excited.
- 35:36Speaker 5: That gets the kids every time.
- 35:37Speaker 2: She's like, I know where this is going.
- 35:39Speaker 1: Daniel, thank you for being our judge this morning for
- 35:43Speaker 1: Dad Joke Friday.
- 35:44Speaker 2: Bad Joke Friday.
- 35:48Speaker 1: You're a great American. Tell your son we said hello,
- 35:50Speaker 1: and he missed out on a great time this morning.
- 35:52Speaker 4: Awesome.
- 35:52Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 35:53Speaker 1: Thank you, Daniel.
- 35:53Speaker 5: All right.
- 35:54Speaker 2: This morning, we are welcoming Noah to the show. Good morning, Noah.
- 35:57Speaker 2: How's it going?
- 35:58Speaker 3: Hey, not too bad. How are you guys?
- 36:00Speaker 4: Really?
- 36:01Speaker 3: All right.
- 36:01Speaker 1: Not as you're probably not doing so good, though. Be honest.
- 36:04Speaker 8: Be honest.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I'm, you know, dealing with a ghosting situation.
- 36:09Speaker 3: This one, it hits different this time.
- 36:13Speaker 1: It was Grace. Grace, right?
- 36:15Speaker 8: Was her name? Yes.
- 36:16Speaker 1: How did you meet Grace?
- 36:17Speaker 3: Yeah, Grace and I, we met on Tinder. And technically, okay,
- 36:22Speaker 3: it was our third date. I don't know if that
- 36:25Speaker 3: still counts for getting ghosted or not.
- 36:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:28Speaker 2: Anytime you're ghosted, you're ghosted.
- 36:29Speaker 5: I mean, you're ghosted.
- 36:30Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
- 36:31Speaker 1: All right.
- 36:31Speaker 5: So we're going to let this one slide, okay? Where
- 36:34Speaker 5: did y'all go for your date? And the last one,
- 36:37Speaker 5: like where she ghosted you, like what happened? Where did
- 36:39Speaker 5: you go on that date?
- 36:40Speaker 3: Well, the first two dates, we went out with friends.
- 36:42Speaker 3: We did like a double date type of thing. And
- 36:44Speaker 3: then the last day, I invited her over to my
- 36:47Speaker 3: place so I could cook her some dinner.
- 36:48Speaker 4: Okay.
- 36:50Speaker 2: And what did you cook for her for dinner? Because
- 36:53Speaker 2: sometimes that right there will do it.
- 36:55Speaker 3: Well, she's Mexican, so I wanted to impress her and
- 36:59Speaker 3: I wanted to make some like authentic homemade tacos, tamales, horchata.
- 37:03Speaker 3: And I thought that would win some points. And I
- 37:06Speaker 3: thought I knocked it out of the park and I
- 37:08Speaker 3: know how to cook.
- 37:09Speaker 5: You said horchata too?
- 37:11Speaker 14: Dang.
- 37:12Speaker 4: It's going all out.
- 37:13Speaker 5: So do you think that you really cooked it well, though? Like,
- 37:16Speaker 5: do you think that she was like, wow, or was
- 37:19Speaker 5: it bad? And that's why she didn't call you back?
- 37:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she loved the food. I mean, she
- 37:23Speaker 3: ate it all. And afterwards, we were supposed to go
- 37:26Speaker 3: out to go have a few drinks, but she said
- 37:29Speaker 3: she was ready to call it a night. So I
- 37:31Speaker 3: just told her, you know, call me or text me
- 37:33Speaker 3: when you get home. And all she sent was a
- 37:36Speaker 3: house emoji. And then nothing.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Did you maybe like, did you try to make a
- 37:43Speaker 1: move or something that maybe made her uncomfortable at the house?
- 37:45Speaker 1: Like move in for a kiss or something?
- 37:47Speaker 3: Well, I thought of that because I did go in
- 37:50Speaker 3: for a kiss and she kind of hesitated, but it
- 37:54Speaker 3: was a super small kiss. I mean, and it was
- 37:56Speaker 3: actually the first time that we kissed, matter of fact.
- 37:59Speaker 3: So it was very quick and I I don't know.
- 38:01Speaker 3: I'm like, was it my onion breath? But she had
- 38:04Speaker 3: that too.
- 38:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:05Speaker 2: I was going to say both of y'all would have
- 38:07Speaker 2: funky breath if that were the case. Y'all were both
- 38:09Speaker 2: eating the same thing. So, no, we're going to try
- 38:11Speaker 2: and get to the bottom of it. We're going to
- 38:13Speaker 2: try and get Grace on the line and see if
- 38:14Speaker 2: we can get you some answers. Is that good?
- 38:16Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds great.
- 38:18Speaker 1: All right, we'll do it. Coming up next on 93Q' s
- 38:19Speaker 1: Second Date Update.
- 38:20Speaker 5: This morning on Second Date Update, Noah took Grace out
- 38:24Speaker 5: with a couple friends the first two times. On their
- 38:26Speaker 5: third date, he decided, hey, I'm going to cook Mexican
- 38:29Speaker 5: food for her because she's Mexican and I'm going to
- 38:31Speaker 5: surprise her. Is that what went wrong? Did he maybe
- 38:34Speaker 5: fail at the Mexican cooking? We're going to find out
- 38:36Speaker 5: right now on i3Q Second Date Update.
- 38:41Speaker 12: Hello?
- 38:42Speaker 1: Hi, is this Grace?
- 38:43Speaker 7: Yes, this is she.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Grace, it's Riggs, Caitlin, and Erica, 93Q here in Houston.
- 38:47Speaker 8: How are you?
- 38:48Speaker 4: Hi.
- 38:49Speaker 9: Oh, hi.
- 38:50Speaker 14: I'm well, thank you.
- 38:51Speaker 1: How are you? We're all right. Have you heard of
- 38:54Speaker 1: Second Date Update?
- 38:57Speaker 14: Um, oh, wait, that show where you talk to people,
- 39:01Speaker 14: talk to couples?
- 39:02Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 39:03Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 39:04Speaker 14: I think, yeah, I've heard that before.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Okay, well, that's good because you're on it today. We're
- 39:10Speaker 2: actually calling you about someone named Noah. And this wasn't
- 39:13Speaker 2: a first date for you guys. This was what seems
- 39:16Speaker 2: to be a third date. Sounded like he, you know,
- 39:19Speaker 2: really enjoyed himself cooking for you and that you really
- 39:22Speaker 2: enjoyed it as well. And then you ghosted him.
- 39:25Speaker 14: So what's going on? Wait, he he said he cooked
- 39:27Speaker 14: for me is that what he told you.
- 39:29Speaker 5: Uh yeah he said it was authentic mexican food so
- 39:34Speaker 5: what happened did he like not cook it right did
- 39:37Speaker 5: it taste bad no.
- 39:38Speaker 14: Flavor no actually the food was amazing uh best i've
- 39:44Speaker 14: ever had in fact especially at somebody's house but uh
- 39:47Speaker 14: you could you could even compare it all to anima's
- 39:52Speaker 14: that's good yeah i i love it too i love
- 39:54Speaker 14: that place I eat there pretty often, too. But I
- 39:58Speaker 14: know their food when I taste it. And Noah's food
- 40:02Speaker 14: was most definitely Nympha's.
- 40:05Speaker 2: Wait, so you think that he went to Nympha's and
- 40:08Speaker 2: ordered food, brought it back home, pretended like he cooked it,
- 40:11Speaker 2: and so you were actually eating Nympha's?
- 40:14Speaker 14: Yes, without a doubt. I am certain everything that I
- 40:18Speaker 14: had that night came from Nympha's. I know that food.
- 40:21Speaker 14: I know he had it delivered before I got there,
- 40:23Speaker 14: and then he just warmed it all up.
- 40:25Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean, you can't fake that smell. Like
- 40:28Speaker 5: when you walked in, did you smell that Mexican food cooking?
- 40:30Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 40:32Speaker 14: But I knew that smell because it's Nympha's smell.
- 40:34Speaker 5: I knew that right away.
- 40:38Speaker 14: I wanted to see if he was joking around or not.
- 40:41Speaker 14: And I just kept eating and telling him how much
- 40:44Speaker 14: the food reminded.
- 40:45Speaker 9: Me of Nympha's.
- 40:46Speaker 14: And he just agreed with me. And he kept saying,
- 40:50Speaker 14: I know, it's just the way I make them. They're
- 40:52Speaker 14: in I mean, really inspired.
- 40:55Speaker 2: Based on a story.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Hold on. Can we bring Noah on the line and
- 40:59Speaker 1: ask him about this? Do you mind?
- 41:01Speaker 4: Sure.
- 41:02Speaker 14: I'm going to guess he's probably going to deny it, though.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Maybe. Noah, you there?
- 41:06Speaker 3: Yes.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Did you try to pass off Nympha's food as your own, Noah?
- 41:10Speaker 3: No, and I'm offended that you guys are kind of
- 41:13Speaker 3: taking her side on this. I mean, is it because
- 41:15Speaker 3: I'm a man? Nobody believes I can cook? What?
- 41:18Speaker 2: We didn't take her side.
- 41:19Speaker 1: We're just asking you.
- 41:20Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 41:20Speaker 5: My dad's a chef.
- 41:21Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Quit.
- 41:22Speaker 14: And seriously, Noah, this has nothing to do with you
- 41:25Speaker 14: being a man and everything to do with two giant
- 41:29Speaker 14: Nympha's bags. With the dated receipt that you tried to
- 41:32Speaker 14: hide in the bathroom trash, you idiot.
- 41:35Speaker 2: Oh, you left that out. Busted.
- 41:37Speaker 3: Oh, so I had neem fuzz the night before, and
- 41:40Speaker 3: you think it would still smell as good as it
- 41:42Speaker 3: did when you came over? I don't think so. You're crazy, lady.
- 41:45Speaker 3: I can't believe, you know, you won't just thank me
- 41:47Speaker 3: for making you a nice meal.
- 41:48Speaker 2: Why would you put the neem fish trash in the
- 41:50Speaker 2: bathroom trash can?
- 41:53Speaker 14: Bro, I wouldn't be mad if you would just own
- 41:56Speaker 14: up to it. But the fact that even here on
- 41:58Speaker 14: a public platform, you're denying it is pathetic.
- 42:01Speaker 9: Come on.
- 42:01Speaker 14: If you're going to order takeout, order takeout. Don't pawn
- 42:04Speaker 14: it off as your own recipe.
- 42:06Speaker 3: You know what? Whatever. I'll find someone else who appreciates
- 42:09Speaker 3: my cooking. Sorry for wasting your time.
- 42:12Speaker 4: All right.
- 42:13Speaker 5: He hung up. Are you positive that he did not cook?
- 42:16Speaker 5: You didn't see pots or pans or nothing?
- 42:18Speaker 14: No, that kitchen was far too clean on top of it.
- 42:22Speaker 2: It's the Nympha's trash in the bathroom trash can that
- 42:25Speaker 2: seals it for me. Like, why would you go put
- 42:28Speaker 2: that in the bathroom trash?
- 42:29Speaker 14: Seriously, just wow. I mean, do y'all get people like
- 42:33Speaker 14: this on your show that are just on another planet?
- 42:35Speaker 5: You have no idea. You really don't. And you cannot
- 42:38Speaker 5: say that you cook Mexican food when you don't cook
- 42:40Speaker 5: Mexican food.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Just another day on Second Date Update for us. And
- 42:44Speaker 1: no second date for y'all.
- 42:49Speaker 4: So a Philly cheesesteak restaurant in Pennsylvania is looking for
- 43:01Speaker 4: a man who threw a cheesesteak at an employee's face
- 43:05Speaker 4: and then ran away. Wait, what?
- 43:07Speaker 1: That is assault.
- 43:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 43:08Speaker 1: It happened at Pat's King of Steaks on Wednesday. A
- 43:11Speaker 1: bunch of workers think the assault was maybe an influencer
- 43:14Speaker 1: because somebody was filming it, the whole thing, as it
- 43:16Speaker 1: was going on.
- 43:16Speaker 2: That is so not cool.
- 43:17Speaker 10: See, I hate that.
- 43:18Speaker 1: Not cool at all. What a jerk.
- 43:20Speaker 3: Yes.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Here is the victim and the owner of the restaurant,
- 43:23Speaker 1: the most Philly people I've ever heard in my life.
- 43:26Speaker 11: The person showed up with a camera and tripod, leading
- 43:29Speaker 11: him to believe he may be an influencer. He ordered
- 43:32Speaker 11: a cheesesteak with whiz and onions, then came back a
- 43:35Speaker 11: few minutes later.
- 43:36Speaker 2: Hit me in the face.
- 43:37Speaker 10: He stood at the window and then he took off
- 43:39Speaker 10: running down the street. Turns around and he says to me, well,
- 43:42Speaker 10: he says it's garbage. It was another couple eating outside.
- 43:45Speaker 10: I pointed at them and I said, guys, how was
- 43:46Speaker 10: your steaks tonight? They said our steaks were great.
- 43:49Speaker 16: Why would you throw a cheesesteak in someone's face?
- 43:51Speaker 3: That's assault.
- 43:52Speaker 16: I'm thinking about offering a $ 500, no, maybe a $ 5, 000
- 43:56Speaker 16: cash reward for the arrest and prosecution and jail and
- 43:59Speaker 16: jailment of this person for assault and battery on my manager.
- 44:03Speaker 1: I will defend the person that threw it saying that
- 44:04Speaker 1: Pat's cheesesteaks in Philadelphia are trash.
- 44:08Speaker 4: Wow.
- 44:09Speaker 5: Yeah, they really are, though. I was all excited and
- 44:11Speaker 5: I had them and I was like, they're.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Not that good. They're not that good. That doesn't that
- 44:15Speaker 1: doesn't excuse throwing it at somebody, but they are terrible.
- 44:17Speaker 2: He's better than me because I'd have chased that guy
- 44:19Speaker 2: down Liam Neeson style out there on the street and
- 44:21Speaker 2: he'd have caught these hands.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Everybody knows D'Alessandro's has the best cheesesteaks in Philadelphia. Not Pat's.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Get out of here. But the guys, they're they're on
- 44:29Speaker 1: the lookout for this guy. They think the investigation is
- 44:32Speaker 1: ongoing until they find him. Who knows what's going to
- 44:34Speaker 1: happen next. But don't be a dingus. Don't throw food.
- 44:36Speaker 1: If you don't like it, just don't eat it. Yeah.
- 44:38Speaker 1: Walk away. Don't be a dingus. It's trending in Houston
- 44:42Speaker 1: and beyond. All right.
- 44:44Speaker 5: So who can play the perfect TV villain? Well, a
- 44:48Speaker 5: CBS show really wants a country music star to play it.
- 44:52Speaker 5: And I'm going to tell you who in just a second.
- 44:53Speaker 4: Ooh.
- 44:54Speaker 5: First, I'll tell you about this kind of wild news
- 44:57Speaker 5: and sad news. Halle Berry has been accused of choking
- 45:00Speaker 5: her 12-year-old son last weekend. Her ex-husband has been granted
- 45:04Speaker 5: a temporary restraining order against her, but her attorney calls
- 45:08Speaker 5: it entirely meritless and deliberately misleading. What they said happened,
- 45:13Speaker 5: what the son said happened, was he was playing with
- 45:15Speaker 5: his VR. He was playing, you know, like kind of
- 45:17Speaker 5: a war game. And then she choked him and was like,
- 45:20Speaker 5: who's the dominant one now, huh? And choked him for
- 45:24Speaker 5: too long. And he was actually kind of scared. So
- 45:26Speaker 5: he called his dad and was like, please come pick
- 45:28Speaker 5: me up. Mom's crazy.
- 45:29Speaker 1: And with those headsets, you can't see anything around you.
- 45:30Speaker 1: You're just watching.
- 45:31Speaker 2: No, you don't know.
- 45:32Speaker 4: You don't know.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Somebody can just sneak up on you. That's terrible.
- 45:34Speaker 2: It's just such a weird, like, who's the dominant one now?
- 45:37Speaker 4: What?
- 45:38Speaker 5: Why would you say that?
- 45:38Speaker 1: What?
- 45:39Speaker 5: You know Jonathan Bailey from Bridgerton?
- 45:43Speaker 1: Do I? Yeah.
- 45:44Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite seasons of Bridgerton.
- 45:46Speaker 5: Okay, and you guys know how I'm obsessed with Dracula, right? Well,
- 45:49Speaker 5: apparently I'm not the only one now because he portrays
- 45:51Speaker 5: Dracula in a new Audible recording of Bram Stoker's Dracula.
- 45:55Speaker 5: And there's a behind-the-scenes clip. I'm not going to play
- 45:57Speaker 5: it because it made Caitlin uncomfortable because it is, like,
- 46:00Speaker 5: it's very sensual, y'all.
- 46:01Speaker 1: It made me uncomfortable. It was weird.
- 46:03Speaker 2: There's a lot of heavy breathing.
- 46:05Speaker 8: A lot of.
- 46:06Speaker 12: It's a.
- 46:07Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of lip smack.
- 46:08Speaker 5: He sounds, I mean, it sounds fantastic.
- 46:11Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
- 46:11Speaker 5: I'm going to listen to it like the second it
- 46:13Speaker 5: comes out.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Erica, you got a weird thing for Dracula, though.
- 46:16Speaker 5: I have been in love with Dracula since I was little.
- 46:18Speaker 1: It's so weird.
- 46:18Speaker 4: I know.
- 46:19Speaker 2: Erica's like, sign me up.
- 46:21Speaker 1: Sign me up. Drink my blood.
- 46:22Speaker 5: How do I get the preview? Okay, so who could
- 46:26Speaker 5: be playing a perfect TV villain? Lou Grimes, who stars
- 46:29Speaker 5: in Marshalls on CBS.
- 46:30Speaker 4: Yes.
- 46:30Speaker 5: He was recently asked who his dream guest star would be,
- 46:33Speaker 5: and he said immediately Chris Stapleton. Chris Stapleton will be
- 46:36Speaker 5: the best TV villain of all time.
- 46:38Speaker 1: I could see him being a good villain. Sitting in
- 46:42Speaker 1: a dark lit room with a cigar or something like that.
- 46:45Speaker 5: Because he's so calm. You're like, oh, what are you
- 46:48Speaker 5: going to do to me?
- 46:49Speaker 1: I'm scared.
- 46:51Speaker 2: Just so understated, an understated villain, which are the scariest ones.