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- 0:26Speaker 1: It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
- 0:31Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley, along with
- 0:34Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a Tuesday, October fifteenth,
- 0:42Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. I hate to admit it, but yesterday,
- 0:51Speaker 1: after speaking and learning about the man that was found
- 0:57Speaker 1: thirty miles off the coast of Florida linging to a
- 1:00Speaker 1: cooler in the wake of Hurricane Milton, I spent more
- 1:05Speaker 1: time trying to find out the brand of cooler that
- 1:08Speaker 1: saved his life than I care to admit. Two things.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Two things. Number one, I still don't know what brand
- 1:19Speaker 1: of cooler it is. But the second thing is I
- 1:23Speaker 1: have learned a little bit more about this captain. Hey,
- 1:28Speaker 1: are you guys ready for this?
- 1:30Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:35Speaker 1: Cruise with the Coast Guards Southeast Division rescued a boat
- 1:39Speaker 1: captain last Thursday after the man got stuck off the
- 1:43Speaker 1: west coast of Florida as Hurricane Milton approached and made landfall.
- 1:47Speaker 1: The boat captain, along with a crew member, had previously
- 1:52Speaker 1: been airlifted from his vessel on Monday afternoon, around twenty
- 1:57Speaker 1: miles off the coast of Saint Petersburg. That's according to
- 1:59Speaker 1: the Coastguard. So relive this scenario again.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Ready.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Yesterday we learned that the Coastguard rescued a man clinging
- 2:12Speaker 1: to a cooler thirty miles off the coast of Florida.
- 2:17Speaker 1: And then I found out this was the second time
- 2:20Speaker 1: this boat captain needed to be rescued.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Yeah, So back to the story I was just sharing
- 2:27Speaker 1: with you. The boat captain, along with a crew member,
- 2:30Speaker 1: had previously been airlifted from his vessel Monday afternoon, so
- 2:34Speaker 1: they found him on the cooler Thursday. On Monday, he
- 2:38Speaker 1: was on his boat that they pulled him off of.
- 2:43Speaker 1: So here's what happens. Twenty miles off the coast of
- 2:46Speaker 1: Saint Petersburg. He and his crew member had been airlifted
- 2:50Speaker 1: from his vessel. Okay, that was Monday afternoon, But he
- 2:54Speaker 1: went back to the boat early on Wednesday morning, which
- 2:58Speaker 1: is about fifteen hours before for Milton made landfall, to
- 3:02Speaker 1: try to bring the boat back to shore. When he
- 3:07Speaker 1: wasn't heard from by noon on Wednesday, the owner of
- 3:10Speaker 1: the boat called the coast Guard, probably saying hey, go
- 3:15Speaker 1: find my boat, and if you find that captain, fine,
- 3:19Speaker 1: but please bring back my boat.
- 3:22Speaker 3: Trey.
- 3:22Speaker 1: You following all this.
- 3:25Speaker 3: So he is a captain, but it wasn't his boat, correct.
- 3:28Speaker 1: That's actually a common thing. This is a it's a
- 3:31Speaker 1: fishing vessel, so it's actually pretty common for there to
- 3:33Speaker 1: be a boat owner and maybe they rent out the
- 3:38Speaker 1: boat for charters and they let someone else captain it,
- 3:43Speaker 1: so that that sounds like what this situation was. According
- 3:46Speaker 1: to a press release from the Coast Guard, watchstanders were
- 3:49Speaker 1: able to make radio contact with the idiot captain that
- 3:53Speaker 1: I put in the idiot part, who reported the rudder
- 3:59Speaker 1: was fouled with a line and became disabled during his
- 4:02Speaker 1: transit back to port. Conditions quickly worsened, as they do
- 4:07Speaker 1: in the middle of a hurricane. He was instructed to
- 4:10Speaker 1: don a life jacket and activate his beacon, but the
- 4:13Speaker 1: Coastguard lost radio contact with the idiot captain less than
- 4:16Speaker 1: a few hours before the hurricane hit the coast. The
- 4:18Speaker 1: following day, the boat captain was found thirty miles off
- 4:23Speaker 1: Longboat Key, just south of Tampa, clinging to a cooler okay,
- 4:31Speaker 1: according to Lieutenant Commander Dana Grady, the Command Center chief
- 4:34Speaker 1: of Sector Saint Petersburg, which sounds cool on a business card.
- 4:38Speaker 1: Was quoted was quoted in the press release by saying,
- 4:41Speaker 1: this man survived a nightmare scenario for even the most
- 4:44Speaker 1: experienced mariner to understand the severity of the hurricane conditions.
- 4:48Speaker 1: We estimate he experienced approximately seventy five to ninety mile
- 4:52Speaker 1: prour wins twenty to twenty five foot sees for an
- 4:55Speaker 1: extended period of time to include overnight. He survived because
- 4:59Speaker 1: of a life jacket, is emergency position indicating locator beacon,
- 5:03Speaker 1: and a cooler of brand origin. We still don't know,
- 5:10Speaker 1: but there is just a little bit more. According to
- 5:14Speaker 1: the Coastguard, they said, we do a lot of searches
- 5:16Speaker 1: for people in the water, so to get to have
- 5:19Speaker 1: a success story like this is not as common as
- 5:21Speaker 1: we'd like it. Uh. And we were all very very excited.
- 5:25Speaker 1: We couldn't believe it, honestly that he was okay. So
- 5:27Speaker 1: now you've got a stunned coastguard like, wow, we found this,
- 5:31Speaker 1: this never happened. Oh man.
- 5:35Speaker 2: I like when the when they're pulling him back up,
- 5:37Speaker 2: it's like you again.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Yeah, Mike, this bump, blow it up. Welcome board again.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Don't don't forget the cheese story. According to Lieutenant Ian
- 5:51Speaker 1: logan the helicopter's pilot that found the idiot captain when
- 5:55Speaker 1: trying to figure out and do a search grid, he says,
- 5:58Speaker 1: it's a lot of math that determines where we're going
- 6:01Speaker 1: to go and search because we have limited resources, limited fuel.
- 6:06Speaker 1: The crew's rescue swimmer asked the pilots how the system worked,
- 6:09Speaker 1: which I find odd. I would think the rescue swimmer
- 6:12Speaker 1: would already know that, but I guess that's a need
- 6:14Speaker 1: to know basis. Anyway, the swimmer asked if they could
- 6:18Speaker 1: differentiate between an aircraft and a personal locator beacon. They
- 6:21Speaker 1: opted to trace the new signal, relying on directional bursts
- 6:24Speaker 1: that came roughly once a minute, according to one of
- 6:28Speaker 1: the pilots. As we were turning to fly back, we
- 6:31Speaker 1: started honing in on getting the signal. A uh wait,
- 6:35Speaker 1: where to go a stronger signal. We got a relative
- 6:40Speaker 1: bearing marker in the opposite direction, so we turned around
- 6:43Speaker 1: and started going towards the last vector, the last bearing
- 6:47Speaker 1: line that we received. As we were trucking that way,
- 6:50Speaker 1: our swimmer noticed some debris or an object about two
- 6:53Speaker 1: o'clock on the aircraft. At first it was hard to
- 6:56Speaker 1: make out. Then as we got closer, we saw the
- 6:58Speaker 1: arms reach up in the air in realzed at that
- 7:01Speaker 1: moment we had found the idiot captain floating clinging to
- 7:04Speaker 1: a big fishing cooler. And there I had my clue.
- 7:10Speaker 1: It's not just a random cooler, but a fishing cooler.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Because now we're back to the origin of why I'm
- 7:15Speaker 1: so curious. I really wanted to find out what brand
- 7:17Speaker 1: of cooler this was. I have narrowed it down. Okay,
- 7:22Speaker 1: do I believe either the Yeti tunder sixty five or
- 7:29Speaker 1: the Coleman three sixteen series marine cooler because I've looked
- 7:35Speaker 1: at every single photo that there is of this rescue,
- 7:38Speaker 1: and they don't zoom in far enough to be able
- 7:39Speaker 1: to read a brand, right, So I had to go
- 7:42Speaker 1: based on size, and if I'm being honest, I'm not
- 7:46Speaker 1: used to seeing things that large and white. But the
- 7:52Speaker 1: Yeti sixty five is sixty five quartz, so it's a
- 7:56Speaker 1: good sized cooler and it's definitely gonna be durable enough
- 8:00Speaker 1: to hold a grown man for you know, twenty twenty
- 8:03Speaker 1: five hours or however long it was that he was
- 8:06Speaker 1: adrift in the ocean, because he's an idiot, So sixty
- 8:12Speaker 1: five court capacity three inches of insulation, a rubber lid gasket,
- 8:16Speaker 1: and an unbreakable hinge. Those are the pros. The cons
- 8:19Speaker 1: are to the YETI sixty five. It's expensive and heavy.
- 8:23Speaker 1: There you go now by comparison to Coleman three sixteen
- 8:26Speaker 1: marine cooler is one hundred and fifty quarts of capacity.
- 8:32Speaker 1: It's budget friendly, got a built in ruler, six days
- 8:35Speaker 1: of ice retention, and anti microbial treated stain resistant interior,
- 8:41Speaker 1: which is probably good because that way all the p
- 8:43Speaker 1: and he was probably doing from the slashing around in
- 8:46Speaker 1: the ocean overnight won't stain his nice white cooler.
- 8:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just thinking about crabbing your pants because
- 8:52Speaker 2: you're in the middle of the ocean. I'm sure the
- 8:54Speaker 2: stain resistance helps.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Therein lies a pro for the yetti because those actually
- 8:59Speaker 1: come in you're in the tree house.
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- 9:30Speaker 1: a look at some of the projects that they've done,
- 9:33Speaker 1: and yes, you are a roofing company, Daniel, but you
- 9:35Speaker 1: also have a lot of remodeling and restoration projects. Do you,
- 9:39Speaker 1: guys do she sheds and man caves, because I imagine
- 9:42Speaker 1: at your house, your lovely wife Carrie, who hates to
- 9:44Speaker 1: be hot. She probably has her own separate shee shed.
- 9:47Speaker 1: That's nothing but just air conditioners blowing on her twenty
- 9:51Speaker 1: four seven.
- 9:51Speaker 5: That is so funny, Dan. Last week I told Carrie
- 9:54Speaker 5: I was gonna build her a walk in cooler so
- 9:57Speaker 5: I could go put her in because it's like, no
- 10:01Speaker 5: matter how cool, Like I get frostbite by sleeping in
- 10:04Speaker 5: her bed. I mean, we go to sleep at night
- 10:08Speaker 5: and I look over and she's like still a look
- 10:10Speaker 5: like she's hot. I'm buried under covers. I got a
- 10:13Speaker 5: shirt on, I got my shorts on, I got socks on.
- 10:17Speaker 5: I gotta get a toboggan and put it on. And
- 10:20Speaker 5: she's still sitting there like, oh my god, it's so hot,
- 10:23Speaker 5: and I'm like I don't know what else to do.
- 10:25Speaker 5: So it brings back it's like trauma almost now it's
- 10:30Speaker 5: like wow, but yes, so we can build anything. We
- 10:33Speaker 5: actually had a client that oneed a she said in
- 10:36Speaker 5: the backyard with a nice polycarbonate roof.
- 10:39Speaker 3: She kind of made it like a little.
- 10:41Speaker 5: Greenhouse and she had little chairs out there and she
- 10:44Speaker 5: would go out there and relax. We do a several
- 10:45Speaker 5: patio covers, several home extensions off the backyards. So yeah,
- 10:52Speaker 5: we're able to do all those things.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Very very cool. So if you have a dream, uh
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- 10:59Speaker 1: it possible. Or if you're just trying to get you know,
- 11:02Speaker 1: the frost shingles off the tip of your nose and
- 11:04Speaker 1: make your wife a walkin cooler, you can do that.
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- 11:57Speaker 1: what was it you were saying about the Coast Guard
- 11:59Speaker 1: rescuers of the man floating on the cooler.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know. So the way they presented the
- 12:04Speaker 2: story is he went to go check on his boat.
- 12:06Speaker 2: The boat then whatever capsized or whatever it was, and
- 12:10Speaker 2: then he floated out to see on that cooler.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:12Speaker 2: And I think now that we know the whole story,
- 12:14Speaker 2: I think it would have been great had they come
- 12:16Speaker 2: down from the helicopter with his arms out like Woollem
- 12:19Speaker 2: Dafoe from Platoon and as they were coming down like
- 12:24Speaker 2: kicked him off the cooler and then just rescued the
- 12:26Speaker 2: cooler and taken that back up because that was the
- 12:30Speaker 2: most important save of the day.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Yeah, we need this cooler. This is clearly the best
- 12:37Speaker 1: cooler in all the land, and we need we need
- 12:39Speaker 1: to save it at all costs. This cooler. It saved
- 12:42Speaker 1: this man in the middle of a hurricane. So we
- 12:45Speaker 1: need to make sure let go that cooler. Let it
- 12:47Speaker 1: let go, sir, let it go. Hey, can you bring
- 12:50Speaker 1: down the rescue shovel?
- 12:52Speaker 2: All right?
- 12:52Speaker 1: He got the cooler.
- 12:53Speaker 2: Now, No, it'd have been fantastic.
- 13:01Speaker 1: We're gonna need the women and the children and the
- 13:03Speaker 1: coolers first.
- 13:07Speaker 6: Yeah, a great beer commercial where they just come down
- 13:09Speaker 6: off the helicopter, open up the cooler, grab a Miller light.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Not all storm debris is bad. Sometimes you find some treasure.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Oh God. I know that there's been lots of stuff
- 13:27Speaker 1: going on with hurricanes, you know, with not just Milton
- 13:30Speaker 1: but Helene, that that went across the South before it,
- 13:35Speaker 1: all sorts of destruction and horrible things happening. He had all,
- 13:39Speaker 1: you know, the news about some people saying that the
- 13:43Speaker 1: federal response wasn't as strong as it should have been. Well,
- 13:47Speaker 1: I don't think anyone that's ever gone through uh A
- 13:51Speaker 1: hurricane aftermath has ever thought that, you know, the federal
- 13:55Speaker 1: response was really great. I'm happy with it. No, everyone's
- 13:57Speaker 1: usually pissed about it. And there was even speculation and misinformation.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Perhaps in some cases maybe some of it was true.
- 14:08Speaker 1: I don't really know, because I wasn't on the ground
- 14:10Speaker 1: or in the water after these hurricanes to know how
- 14:13Speaker 1: much federal response there actually was or wasn't. But I
- 14:19Speaker 1: feel the need to at least say this, even if
- 14:22Speaker 1: you think that FEMA's response to helping your community after
- 14:28Speaker 1: a hurricane was lacking. When they do show up, don't
- 14:33Speaker 1: threaten to kill them. Yes, that's all I'm saying. Whether
- 14:38Speaker 1: the misinformation is misinformation or not, I don't know. I'm
- 14:41Speaker 1: just saying that if people show up to help, you,
- 14:43Speaker 1: don't shoot them. And I do have to say this
- 14:46Speaker 1: because I saw today hurricane relief workers forced to evacuate
- 14:49Speaker 1: due to a threat of armed militia.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Yes.
- 14:54Speaker 1: On Saturday afternoon, the Washington Post reported a US Forest
- 14:57Speaker 1: Service official send an email to several DIFFERNT federal agencies
- 15:01Speaker 1: warning National Guard trips had come across two trucks of
- 15:05Speaker 1: armed militias, saying they were out hunting FEMA. The message,
- 15:10Speaker 1: which has been confirmed as authentic, added that incident management
- 15:13Speaker 1: teams have been notified and are coordinating the evacuation of
- 15:16Speaker 1: all the signed personnel, while it's understood that officials had
- 15:20Speaker 1: been given the all clear to return to the area.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Similar threats were reported in Ash County on Sunday, such
- 15:26Speaker 1: that the local sheriff's office warned FEMA had again been
- 15:29Speaker 1: forced to pause their process while an assessment of their
- 15:32Speaker 1: risk was carried out. So all I'm saying is if
- 15:36Speaker 1: you don't like the response of people, shn't you know
- 15:39Speaker 1: at least don't threaten the ones that do show up
- 15:42Speaker 1: to help. That's that's really all I'm just trying to
- 15:43Speaker 1: put out there in the world.
- 15:45Speaker 2: And then don't take the money. Don't take the money
- 15:47Speaker 2: that they're going to give you. It's not a lot.
- 15:51Speaker 2: And again, it's not a lot of money that they
- 15:53Speaker 2: distribute out Why when they come through I think it's
- 15:56Speaker 2: like I think the max is like seventy two hundred
- 15:58Speaker 2: dollars or whatever it is. Don't take it. You're going
- 16:01Speaker 2: to stand there in the truck and to shoot people
- 16:03Speaker 2: that are coming to help you in the middle of
- 16:05Speaker 2: a flood. Don't go I will kill you. Is that
- 16:09Speaker 2: seventy two hundred. If you don't get to do that,
- 16:14Speaker 2: it's either or it's either give me the seventy two
- 16:17Speaker 2: hundred or I will kill you.
- 16:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:19Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a fine line between, you know, armed militia
- 16:23Speaker 1: and armed robbery.
- 16:27Speaker 2: Take one check, just don't take the wallet. I will
- 16:36Speaker 2: take that check and your watch and.
- 16:38Speaker 1: That cooler.
- 16:41Speaker 6: And it goes to show you and it's you know,
- 16:43Speaker 6: runs the spectrum goes back to Katrina. Anytime you have
- 16:46Speaker 6: a breakdown with no law enforcement anything else, bad things happen.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Yeah, it really really does. It turns out anarchy is
- 16:54Speaker 1: not a good strategy for civilization.
- 16:56Speaker 6: Because yeah, it was the same thing, and people were
- 16:57Speaker 6: shooting at the rescue helicopters or it just you have
- 17:01Speaker 6: a breakdown in society.
- 17:02Speaker 3: It's bad.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Yea, why was it again? I'm trying to remember it
- 17:06Speaker 1: because I do remember that happening, and I remember FEMA
- 17:09Speaker 1: and you know, share the local law enforcement issuing the
- 17:14Speaker 1: statements to people, please don't shoot the rescue workers, don't
- 17:18Speaker 1: shoot at the rescue helicopters. Why were they shooting? I
- 17:21Speaker 1: don't even remember.
- 17:23Speaker 2: I don't know if they felt they felt that they
- 17:24Speaker 2: were They were left people stranded on roofs for a
- 17:28Speaker 2: couple of days, and they're like, oh, we were left behind.
- 17:30Speaker 2: And so when they finally did show up, they're like, no,
- 17:32Speaker 2: we don't want your help, and I'm like, you're on
- 17:34Speaker 2: a roof, you might want some help.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess logic just completely flies out the window.
- 17:40Speaker 1: It's like I'm mad at you. Well, they're still there
- 17:42Speaker 1: to save you.
- 17:42Speaker 3: It's same thing.
- 17:43Speaker 6: I mean it's like people were stranded for days on
- 17:45Speaker 6: roofs and everything else in North Carolina, and then they
- 17:47Speaker 6: feel like, you know, they were isolated, and you get
- 17:51Speaker 6: militias and here you go.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Yeah again, I go back to don't shoot the rescuers.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Even if you're mad that they're late. At least they
- 17:58Speaker 1: showed up.
- 18:02Speaker 2: You know, there's down power lines, there's flooding, there's all
- 18:05Speaker 2: kinds of things that they that they didn't experience. The
- 18:09Speaker 2: workers that are coming through they didn't experience. They're having
- 18:11Speaker 2: to wait to get the green light from whoever's above them,
- 18:14Speaker 2: and that takes forever because it's bureaucracy, right, So they're
- 18:19Speaker 2: getting blamed for whatever is happening above them, which sucks.
- 18:22Speaker 2: But yeah again, at the end of the day, if
- 18:24Speaker 2: somebody's coming by with some cash and a boat, don't shoot.
- 18:29Speaker 1: And you need to be careful about who you're shooting
- 18:31Speaker 1: at because look, FEMA is not armed. The Cajun Navy, however,
- 18:39Speaker 1: which will show up in the aftermath of these tragedies,
- 18:43Speaker 1: they will shoot back at you. So they are very altruistic.
- 18:47Speaker 1: They will come help you and save you, and in
- 18:49Speaker 1: some cases they might be there before FEMA. But if
- 18:52Speaker 1: you shoot at them, they will shoot back.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Please tell me you're not making the Cajun Navy up.
- 18:57Speaker 1: No, well, you didn't know that the Cajun Navy is
- 18:59Speaker 1: are real thing. Mm hmm.
- 19:01Speaker 2: God, that's the most amazingly, fantastically frightening thing I've ever heard.
- 19:07Speaker 6: They do in going back to the storms and in
- 19:11Speaker 6: Houston that when Houston flooded, to New Orleans to Florida,
- 19:14Speaker 6: it's a it is, it's kind of what it sounds.
- 19:16Speaker 6: It's it's mainly X you know, military with boats and
- 19:20Speaker 6: everything else, and they go in. They're in quicker typically
- 19:23Speaker 6: than FEMA or any of the military because they're not
- 19:26Speaker 6: bound by you know, they will go into far more
- 19:28Speaker 6: dangerous situations.
- 19:31Speaker 3: But yeah, in.
- 19:32Speaker 2: My head, that's not what I saw. I just saw
- 19:34Speaker 2: a bunch of big fat Cajuns that you can't understand.
- 19:38Speaker 1: It's them too.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's half what you're thinking.
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- 22:02Speaker 1: Cook df W. The website Cook dfw dot com for
- 22:07Speaker 1: Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration once again, that website Cook
- 22:10Speaker 1: dfw dot com. Raj, I'm still kind of surprised that
- 22:14Speaker 1: you've never heard of the Cajun Navy before.
- 22:17Speaker 2: No, in my head when you when you guys said
- 22:20Speaker 2: the Cajun Navy. Do you guys remember the old man
- 22:23Speaker 2: they used to cook on PBS, the Cajun guy. Yeah,
- 22:27Speaker 2: Justin Wilson, the suspenders and all that. Yeah.
- 22:29Speaker 1: I grew up watching him. My Patball watched him, and
- 22:33Speaker 1: therefore I watched him because I would watch what my
- 22:35Speaker 1: patpall watched.
- 22:36Speaker 2: Yeah, that's who I imagine is in the boat. Like
- 22:38Speaker 2: that's just like like a dozen of those guys just
- 22:41Speaker 2: going on you on gollic like that's that's all. That's
- 22:43Speaker 2: all I imagine.
- 22:44Speaker 1: That's pretty close, some of which just don't have the sleeves.
- 22:47Speaker 1: But otherwise saying not or cut off.
- 22:49Speaker 6: If the Cajun Navy didn't consist of people from other states,
- 22:52Speaker 6: was that Louisiana, I don't think you would.
- 22:54Speaker 3: Be far off.
- 22:58Speaker 6: And you take that guy and the guy from the
- 23:01Speaker 6: water boy with the nipple rings, you know, and yeah
- 23:04Speaker 6: he couldn't understand.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on occasion. On occasion, they'll they'll absorb the
- 23:10Speaker 1: Mississippi Delta Navy and that just gets weird. There is also,
- 23:15Speaker 1: by the way, in addition to the Cajun Navy RAJ,
- 23:17Speaker 1: there is a Texas Navy similar things, though they'll roll
- 23:23Speaker 1: out in response to tragedies, especially after Hurricane since the
- 23:26Speaker 1: Navy because they it's guys in their fishing boats basically
- 23:29Speaker 1: going out and rescuing people and I know someone that's
- 23:32Speaker 1: done that before you go. I don't know if there's
- 23:34Speaker 1: an official enlistment in the Texas Navy or the Cajun Navy.
- 23:38Speaker 1: But he was a part of it. I do know
- 23:41Speaker 1: that at least there are some differences in the Cajun
- 23:44Speaker 1: Navy and the Texas Navy. Both will shoot back at
- 23:47Speaker 1: you if you shoot at them. The difference is the
- 23:50Speaker 1: Cajun Navy will turn you into gumboat. The Texas Navy
- 23:54Speaker 1: will string you up as an example of what not
- 23:56Speaker 1: to do in their presence.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Gotcha okay? Well, and the.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Texas Navy, you can understand what they say.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, I had no idea. Okay, I did
- 24:09Speaker 2: not know that you learned. See, it's not just a
- 24:12Speaker 2: just not just a silly show. Sometimes you learn some stuff.
- 24:15Speaker 1: And sometimes we accidentally trip over learning.
- 24:19Speaker 2: And that's true.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Somehow it sneaks in overnight when we're all asleep and
- 24:23Speaker 1: we wake up on the way to the bathroom first
- 24:25Speaker 1: thing in the morning, and we trip and fall right
- 24:27Speaker 1: over something intelligent, and I just you know, it sticks.
- 24:29Speaker 3: So there.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Happy.
- 24:31Speaker 1: In addition to the Cajun Navy, that actually gives me
- 24:35Speaker 1: a great opportunity for a segue. And I love a
- 24:37Speaker 1: good segue. And here not the things you write on,
- 24:39Speaker 1: but the actual you know, transition from one thing to another.
- 24:43Speaker 1: In the Cajun Navy, they deal a lot with alligators
- 24:46Speaker 1: and crocodiles, and I'm going to use that as an
- 24:49Speaker 1: excuse to tell you now about Crocs. You know, the rubber,
- 24:53Speaker 1: comfy shoes that everyone loves to wear these days. Do
- 24:58Speaker 1: either of you, Trey, do you want a pair of Crocs?
- 25:02Speaker 3: I do not. I did at one point, but I
- 25:04Speaker 3: believe I threw them out.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Raja, do you own a pair of Crocs?
- 25:07Speaker 2: I have a pair of Adidas Crocs.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Ooh Crossover, very nice. So I've owned two pairs of
- 25:14Speaker 1: Crocs in my life and they're great. I use them
- 25:16Speaker 1: for yardwork. They're wonderful yardwork shoes. You can just hose
- 25:18Speaker 1: them right off. But now the good news is, Raj,
- 25:21Speaker 1: you can take advantage of this. I can take advantage
- 25:23Speaker 1: of this, and Tray, if you want to buy some
- 25:24Speaker 1: new Crocs, you too can take advantage of this. And
- 25:27Speaker 1: that is Crocs for Dogs are coming October twenty third. Yes,
- 25:35Speaker 1: Crocs for Dogs are coming October twenty third. The brand
- 25:39Speaker 1: Crocs claims people have been asking for them for years.
- 25:43Speaker 1: They are exactly like normal Crocs, but they're smaller and
- 25:46Speaker 1: they come in sets of four, you know, because dogs
- 25:49Speaker 1: have four legs, there's a strap around the ankle so
- 25:51Speaker 1: they won't slip off. Now Crocs claims that fans have
- 25:55Speaker 1: been asking for dog crocs for years and they finally caved.
- 25:59Speaker 1: They're already sit on the croc's website for fifty bucks,
- 26:04Speaker 1: but you can't buy them until October twenty third. They
- 26:07Speaker 1: come in three sizes and two colors, green or pink.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Technically they're calling them green slime and dragonfruit. Not sure why.
- 26:16Speaker 1: There's also a matching pair for humans, so you can
- 26:19Speaker 1: coordinate your crocs with the dogs. And I really hope Trey,
- 26:25Speaker 1: that this is an addition to your Halloween costume. With
- 26:28Speaker 1: your three pound Chihuahua Daisy, You as Deadpool and Daisy
- 26:32Speaker 1: as dog Pool and matching crocs, you think you can
- 26:35Speaker 1: go trick or treating.
- 26:36Speaker 6: I feel confident in saying this that the crocs, the
- 26:40Speaker 6: even the smallest croc they are going to make, it
- 26:46Speaker 6: would probably cover half Daisy's body.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Yeah. Whatever the smallest size you write, I don't think
- 26:51Speaker 1: would be small enough for Daisy's tiny feet. Yeah, but
- 26:55Speaker 1: what she lacks in size she makes up for in
- 26:58Speaker 1: panty dropping. Ability, Because I tell you right now, if
- 27:02Speaker 1: you find or you make, you find someone with a
- 27:05Speaker 1: three D printer that can print super tiny little Chiwawa
- 27:10Speaker 1: crocs for your dog Daisy, and you guys go out
- 27:12Speaker 1: on Halloween, you're gonna get more than candy.
- 27:18Speaker 2: Yeah, So crocs for your dogs, yeah, and then matching
- 27:21Speaker 2: crocs for the owners.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, that does that. How you're gonna walk around
- 27:26Speaker 1: your neighborhood raj.
- 27:27Speaker 2: No, because I'm not white.
- 27:30Speaker 3: There you go.
- 27:40Speaker 7: You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouse
- 27:44Speaker 7: on air dot com.
- 27:55Speaker 10: If you thought twenty twenty four couldn't get any scarier,
- 27:59Speaker 10: you were long back. For its thirty six year Hangman's
- 28:03Speaker 10: House of Horse is the best haunted house experience in DFW.
- 28:07Speaker 10: Hangman's House of Horse isn't just an award winning haunted house.
- 28:10Speaker 10: They have something for everyone, including it interactive art exhibit
- 28:13Speaker 10: called the Beauty of Horror that would make even Vincent
- 28:16Speaker 10: Van go cry and cut his other ear off, And
- 28:19Speaker 10: you can test your zombie apocalypse skills in their Outbreak exhibit.
- 28:23Speaker 10: Hangman's House of Horrors is located at forty four hundred
- 28:26Speaker 10: Blue Mound Road in Fort Worth and is open every
- 28:28Speaker 10: weekend through November second. For more information and to buy
- 28:32Speaker 10: tickets starting at just thirty nine dollars, visit Hangman's dot com.
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- 28:38Speaker 1: Do it.
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- 29:14Speaker 1: So we just mentioned another add on for Trey's ideal
- 29:18Speaker 1: Halloween costume for him and his three pound Chuaba named
- 29:22Speaker 1: Daisy as dog Pool and Deadpool. I just realized it'd
- 29:26Speaker 1: be bonus points if Trey you actually went as dog
- 29:30Speaker 1: Pool and Daisy went as Deadpool. I would be love.
- 29:33Speaker 1: I love a good Halloween switcheroo like that. But they
- 29:38Speaker 1: have come out with in case you're curious you don't
- 29:40Speaker 1: know what to go for on Halloween. Google Trends just
- 29:45Speaker 1: released their annual collection of the top trending searches for
- 29:49Speaker 1: this year's Halloween costume season. All right, so here we have.
- 29:54Speaker 1: I've got the top ten overall costumes. You guys ready,
- 29:57Speaker 1: h all right? So number ten Lady Deadpool. Okay, so
- 30:04Speaker 1: I guess that would be another option. Tra if you
- 30:06Speaker 1: wanted to cross dress with Daisy, you can go as
- 30:09Speaker 1: Lady Deadpool. That would just be the Deadpool costume with
- 30:11Speaker 1: some boobs and then you know the hair coming out.
- 30:13Speaker 3: The top.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Number nine is singer Sabrina Carpenter. Number eight from Marvel
- 30:20Speaker 1: Comics is Doctor Doom. Number seven is Red from Descendants
- 30:26Speaker 1: The Rise of Red. Yeah me either. Number six is
- 30:32Speaker 1: Envy from Inside Out. Have you guys seen the Inside
- 30:35Speaker 1: Out movies?
- 30:36Speaker 10: Have not?
- 30:37Speaker 1: Those are good? The Inside Out movies are good. I've
- 30:40Speaker 1: not seen the second one yet, but the first one
- 30:41Speaker 1: I really enjoyed. I will admit I am a grown man,
- 30:45Speaker 1: but I don't mind the occasional animated movie, especially when
- 30:49Speaker 1: they have some interesting jokes in there that are meant
- 30:51Speaker 1: to go over the kids' heads. I answer you that. Yeah. Oh,
- 30:56Speaker 1: And just as a quick note on the movie front,
- 30:59Speaker 1: as it's well established here in the Treehouse that I
- 31:01Speaker 1: will watch damn near anything, but that doesn't mean I
- 31:05Speaker 1: enjoy everything. And I'm gonna give you a great example
- 31:07Speaker 1: of that. Okay, a movie I've been meaning to watch
- 31:11Speaker 1: for a couple of years called No One Will Save You.
- 31:13Speaker 1: I remember when the trailer came out and I thought, oh,
- 31:15Speaker 1: that looks fun. It's a girl in a house by
- 31:18Speaker 1: herself and there's a little alien running around, terrifying around.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Was like, oh, this suck. Trailer was really really good.
- 31:24Speaker 1: I'm intrigued. So Tara and I watched it the other
- 31:27Speaker 1: night and for the first twenty seven minutes really really good.
- 31:32Speaker 1: The next hour I want back. I'll never get it back,
- 31:35Speaker 1: but I want it back. I just want that being said. So,
- 31:38Speaker 1: if if your Roku works the way mine does, which
- 31:42Speaker 1: is after you see a movie, it recommends it for you,
- 31:45Speaker 1: not very helpful. But if your TV recommends No One
- 31:48Speaker 1: Will Save You, just don't do it, or just stop
- 31:54Speaker 1: at about the twenty seven minute mark and you'll be
- 31:56Speaker 1: just fine.
- 31:57Speaker 6: By the way, By the way, you're did have a
- 32:00Speaker 6: good movie recommendation.
- 32:02Speaker 1: I'm more of good movie recommendations. Have you seen American Ninja?
- 32:05Speaker 3: Let's not go too far?
- 32:06Speaker 1: But The Fall Guy, the new movie with Ryan Gosling
- 32:11Speaker 1: Emily Blunt. Yes, that was a fun, fun movie. And
- 32:16Speaker 1: granted I had low expectations going in because it didn't
- 32:18Speaker 1: do well at the box office. But I loved it.
- 32:20Speaker 1: I thought it was great.
- 32:21Speaker 3: It was it was really good.
- 32:24Speaker 1: Right, But you got that look on your face.
- 32:26Speaker 2: I have no look on my face. I'm glad you
- 32:29Speaker 2: both enjoyed. I'm glad you guys are one of the
- 32:32Speaker 2: nineteen people that enjoyed Fall Guy.
- 32:34Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
- 32:35Speaker 2: No?
- 32:36Speaker 1: Well, then you want to follow up? Uh?
- 32:39Speaker 2: You want to follow up? Will I see it? No?
- 32:42Speaker 1: You should? You know what? You just don't like being happy?
- 32:47Speaker 2: I'm a stand up comic.
- 32:48Speaker 3: You're correct, a right?
- 32:52Speaker 1: That is that is a movie I recommended to you, guys,
- 32:55Speaker 1: The Fall Guy, not the extended cut. I watched the
- 32:57Speaker 1: extended cut and I thought, yeah, you could, you could
- 32:59Speaker 1: drop that down some. So the regular cut of The
- 33:01Speaker 1: Fall Guy, I imagine it would be even better.
- 33:03Speaker 10: Wait.
- 33:03Speaker 1: I loved it. I thought it was hysterical.
- 33:05Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, because I watched the extending cut too. So
- 33:07Speaker 6: now if you've seen it twice, then I would I.
- 33:10Speaker 1: Want to watch it. I want to watch it again,
- 33:12Speaker 1: but I want to watch the regular version, not the
- 33:14Speaker 1: extended cut.
- 33:15Speaker 3: Didn't love it that much.
- 33:17Speaker 2: See that's what I'm saying.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Come on, man, when he'sicorns, come on.
- 33:23Speaker 3: Yeah that was funny.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Thank you very much. All right, back to our top
- 33:28Speaker 1: ten trending Halloween costumes. Number five PMNI from the Amazing
- 33:33Speaker 1: Digital Circus Nothing, yep, that would help us. One of
- 33:37Speaker 1: us had had kids that would dress up like that.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Number four Dolores from Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, m hm.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Okay.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Number three cat Nap from the horror video game Poppy
- 33:48Speaker 1: play Time. Okay. Number two, And this is one that's
- 33:52Speaker 1: gonna be very big to Uraj And I think this
- 33:56Speaker 1: would be a great costume for you, buddy, Okay, Ray
- 33:59Speaker 1: Gun the Australia and Break Dancer. Yes, that I think
- 34:03Speaker 1: will win some Halloween costume contests this year. And all
- 34:05Speaker 1: you got to do is just do that one stupid
- 34:07Speaker 1: pose and I think you'll you'll you'll go home with
- 34:10Speaker 1: some prizes, all right.
- 34:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:13Speaker 1: And number one on the Google Trends annual collection of
- 34:17Speaker 1: top trending searches for this year's Halloween costume season. Shrunken
- 34:21Speaker 1: Head Bob from beetlejuice, beetlejuice.
- 34:23Speaker 2: No, that'd be a good one.
- 34:25Speaker 1: I'm not sure how you do that unless it's like
- 34:28Speaker 1: just something you wear over yourself and it's like an
- 34:30Speaker 1: extension I guess as a tiny and you can see
- 34:32Speaker 1: through that would I guess that'd have to be how
- 34:34Speaker 1: you see through the chest and bob just on top
- 34:37Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, that sounds weird out of context, but
- 34:40Speaker 1: I know. And also in case you're wondering for a
- 34:45Speaker 1: couple's costumes or duo costumes, Number ten A deer and
- 34:50Speaker 1: its Hunter. That's always popular with the couples, And that's
- 34:53Speaker 1: a great one where you can do the old switch
- 34:55Speaker 1: aru have the girl be the hunter and the dude
- 34:57Speaker 1: be the deer, okay. Number nine Mordecai and Rigby from
- 35:02Speaker 1: Regular Show. Number eight, Max and Roxanne from A Goofy Movie.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Number seven. This is for best couples costumes. Judy Hops
- 35:10Speaker 1: and Nick Wilde from Zutopia. Number six, Kim Possible and
- 35:13Speaker 1: Ron Stoppable from Kim Possible. These are all sounding more
- 35:16Speaker 1: like like if you have two kids that you want
- 35:19Speaker 1: to dress up from the same thing. Number five, Likening
- 35:22Speaker 1: McQueen and Sally from Cars. Number four Jack and Coke,
- 35:25Speaker 1: which Trey you could that's what you drank for, you know,
- 35:29Speaker 1: twenty five years. So number three Janet and Rita aka
- 35:36Speaker 1: the Grannies on Bluey. Number two is Velvet and Veneer
- 35:40Speaker 1: from Trolls Band Together, and number one couple's costume dead
- 35:44Speaker 1: Bull and Wolverine.
- 35:45Speaker 3: Makes perfect sense to me there, Like I'd like to say,
- 35:48Speaker 3: you know clearly.
- 35:50Speaker 6: If you you and your girlfriend dress up as the
- 35:55Speaker 6: hunter and deer and you as a guy or the deer,
- 35:58Speaker 6: you have never dated a crazy woman because that would
- 36:00Speaker 6: give you nightmares because you wouldn't know if that gun
- 36:04Speaker 6: is real or not.
- 36:07Speaker 2: This just that whole list is sounded like Baptist role playing.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Well in that case, I've got I've got one more
- 36:14Speaker 1: for you, okay, And this would be a costume idea
- 36:17Speaker 1: for the three of us here in the Treehouse. And
- 36:19Speaker 1: that is the three of us dress up like the
- 36:21Speaker 1: old white men in the Lemon Party photo. Oh you
- 36:27Speaker 1: don't know what that is, ra I'm gonna show you
- 36:31Speaker 1: during a break. Okay, you're listening to the Treehouse.
- 36:39Speaker 7: Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.
- 36:57Speaker 4: You're in the Treehouse. Visit is online at Treehouseonair dot com.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Be sure to check out DFW's Best Haunted House in
- 37:07Speaker 1: its thirty sixth year. I am talking about, of course,
- 37:10Speaker 1: Hangman's House of Horrors that is in Fort Worth, now
- 37:13Speaker 1: open Friday, Saturday Sunday through November second. Get all the
- 37:17Speaker 1: info you need at Hangman's dot com. Once again, be
- 37:21Speaker 1: sure to check out DFW's Best Hanted House, Hangman's House
- 37:23Speaker 1: of Horrors in Fort Worth, now open Friday, Saturday Sunday
- 37:27Speaker 1: through November second. Get all the info at Hangman's dot com. So,
- 37:33Speaker 1: Trey you said you don't remember the Lemon Party, and
- 37:38Speaker 1: Raj you said you've never seen the Lemon Party.
- 37:40Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is, all.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Right, so don't look for it yourselves. I decided, instead
- 37:45Speaker 1: of showing it to you in a break, I wanted
- 37:47Speaker 1: to show it to you here as I want to
- 37:50Speaker 1: see your general, your genuine reactions to this, because this
- 37:55Speaker 1: is this is an Internet classic. Raj. I know, we
- 37:58Speaker 1: like to post things on our Instagram, Treehouse on Air
- 38:00Speaker 1: and at Comedian Raj lots of cool things that are nostalgic,
- 38:04Speaker 1: funny things, and this is one of those Internet nostalgia things.
- 38:09Speaker 1: And I also can't wait to read the comments on
- 38:11Speaker 1: this particular show, on this particular episode, because most of
- 38:15Speaker 1: our listeners know what's coming for you and you don't.
- 38:19Speaker 1: So here is one of the original Internet shock site
- 38:23Speaker 1: photos that when you told people about hey have you
- 38:25Speaker 1: seen the Lemon Party, you send them to the website,
- 38:28Speaker 1: if I remember correctly, was lemonparty dot org, and then
- 38:33Speaker 1: they would be greeted with this photo. Oh, Roger, you're
- 38:44Speaker 1: just nodding your head. I was expecting a little worse reaction.
- 38:47Speaker 1: Mctray's trying to hide.
- 38:48Speaker 3: In his own life.
- 38:49Speaker 2: I know, I don't know what. I don't even know.
- 38:57Speaker 3: So gross.
- 39:00Speaker 1: I mean you mean you're digging your fingers, digging into
- 39:03Speaker 1: your Are you trying to rip out your eyes?
- 39:05Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean they look happy. That's the only thing
- 39:09Speaker 2: I can think.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Well, imagine that one guy is. The other two just
- 39:12Speaker 1: seemed really giving.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Oh so that's the Cajun Navy. Huh.
- 39:19Speaker 1: You know that one guy does look a lot like
- 39:21Speaker 1: Chef Justin Wilson.
- 39:24Speaker 2: He's got a mouthful onion.
- 39:26Speaker 1: Right, all right, Troy, I took it off my screen.
- 39:34Speaker 1: You can you can look back down.
- 39:35Speaker 2: Oh that is horrifying.
- 39:40Speaker 3: How did we get to this point.
- 39:43Speaker 1: Well, first what happened was God created man, then he
- 39:49Speaker 1: created two more men, waited about seventy eighty years and
- 39:55Speaker 1: had him do some stuff to each other.
- 39:57Speaker 2: Yeah, that is that doesn't even look like it was
- 40:01Speaker 2: for a sight. That was just like somebody walked into
- 40:03Speaker 2: a room and took a picture group.
- 40:07Speaker 3: It's like somebody found an old polaroid.
- 40:13Speaker 2: Don't shake it. I can never that's burned in my brain.
- 40:21Speaker 3: Now.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Yes, Now, now you'll know. When someone asks you if
- 40:24Speaker 1: you want to go to a limon party, you say.
- 40:27Speaker 2: No, what is the significance of the lemon?
- 40:30Speaker 1: It's a bait and switch. It's just a hey, have
- 40:33Speaker 1: you ever seen lemon party? And you go no, and
- 40:34Speaker 1: then if then you get that. It's kind of like
- 40:37Speaker 1: if someone says, hey, have you seen tubgirl? You're like,
- 40:40Speaker 1: I want to see tub girl. No you don't.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Okay, I don't want to see tuble girl.
- 40:44Speaker 1: No you don't. It's okay. I'm gonna make you feel
- 40:47Speaker 1: a bit better. Now you know how I can make
- 40:48Speaker 1: you feel better after a lemon party.
- 40:51Speaker 2: No, I don't think okay, birthdays.
- 40:54Speaker 1: Birthdays are a good palate cleanser.
- 40:57Speaker 2: I think I think somebody was having a birthday in that.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Pit Coincidentally, Lemon Juice was blowing a candle Pallette cleanser.
- 41:11Speaker 1: All right. Today is Tuesday, October fifteenth, twenty twenty four. Sorry,
- 41:18Speaker 1: that was me being disgusted, not warming up birthdays today.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Bailey Madison is twenty five today from Pretty Little Liar's
- 41:28Speaker 1: Original Sin. She's also Grace on The Good Witch and
- 41:31Speaker 1: the Young snow White on Once Upon a Time. Keisha
- 41:34Speaker 1: cole r and b Singer whose big hit was Heaven Sent.
- 41:37Speaker 1: She's forty three Genuine Turns fifty four. One of his
- 41:42Speaker 1: classic songs, of course, is Pony Yeah. Kimberly Schlapman from
- 41:49Speaker 1: Little Big Town is fifty five. Their biggest hit is
- 41:53Speaker 1: girl Crush, and if I remember correctly, that song girl
- 41:56Speaker 1: Crush was actually written by Taylor Swift.
- 41:59Speaker 2: Okay, look at.
- 42:01Speaker 1: That Dominic West who played Noah on Showtimes, The Affair, Detective,
- 42:06Speaker 1: Jimmy McNulty on The Wire, Lord Croft on Tomb Raider remake.
- 42:10Speaker 1: He's also Prince Charles in season five of the Crown.
- 42:13Speaker 1: He is fifty five today from Trading Spaces. Page Davis
- 42:17Speaker 1: also fifty five Vanessa mars Sillo early Crush of Mine,
- 42:24Speaker 1: Vanessa mar Sill. She is fifty six, RAJ. You will
- 42:28Speaker 1: know her as Gina kin Kad on Beverly Hills nine
- 42:30Speaker 1: oh two to one oh. Some might know her as
- 42:32Speaker 1: sam Marquez on Las Vegas. Some might also know her
- 42:35Speaker 1: as Brenda Barrett on General Hospital. I remember her best
- 42:38Speaker 1: in the Pigtails with Nick Cage in the Rock. Yes,
- 42:44Speaker 1: and she and I believe she also dated Brian Austin Bush.
- 42:47Speaker 1: They have a child together from nine oh two one oh.
- 42:50Speaker 2: That's how she ended up on the show. That's what
- 42:53Speaker 2: he did with his girlfriends. He brought over Tiffany Abertheason
- 42:55Speaker 2: because they were dating. He brought her over to nine
- 42:58Speaker 2: oh two and oh, and then he was dating n
- 43:00Speaker 2: SM Marcel and brought her over.
- 43:01Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds to me like, uh, Brian Austin Greenen,
- 43:05Speaker 1: I have to have the same type because everyone because
- 43:09Speaker 1: well those you just mentioned are some of like my
- 43:11Speaker 1: Hollywood crushes from back in the day and live in
- 43:14Speaker 1: my best life and make it.
- 43:16Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, he's done something right in this world.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean make one of them. Won for his
- 43:22Speaker 1: role on nine oh two one oh. But man, outside
- 43:24Speaker 1: of like the actual nine oh two one oh, he's
- 43:26Speaker 1: a king.
- 43:30Speaker 2: Yeah he did. Uh, he did okay with the ladies.
- 43:35Speaker 6: That's an understatement. He got the most out of his
- 43:41Speaker 6: role in nine o two one. Oh, that's for damn sure.
- 43:43Speaker 2: Yeah. And then he had a sitcom with It was
- 43:45Speaker 2: a really good sitcom too. It was with Freddie Prince Jr.
- 43:48Speaker 2: I can't remember the name of it, but it was.
- 43:51Speaker 2: It was really I think it only lasted maybe two seasons,
- 43:53Speaker 2: but it was really really clever.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Okay, I think they could do another sitcom with Brian
- 43:57Speaker 1: Austin Green and just title it how.
- 44:03Speaker 2: It's just it's just ten seconds of every girl he's
- 44:05Speaker 2: ever dated and.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Us asking him how, and then the credits roll and
- 44:14Speaker 1: and and maybe the gimmick of the show is we
- 44:17Speaker 1: never actually get the answer. We want it, but we
- 44:19Speaker 1: never get it.
- 44:20Speaker 6: It's lasted ten seasons, or it could just be an
- 44:25Speaker 6: episode of Unsolved Solved Mysteries.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, we searched the depths of Hollywood
- 44:40Speaker 1: to find the true secrets behind Brian Austin Green's betting
- 44:44Speaker 1: of beautiful women that he had no business being even
- 44:48Speaker 1: in the same room with let alone in bed. Tonight
- 44:52Speaker 1: on Unsolved.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Mysteries, he's a handsome fellow.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Yeah, but even in even in a TV show, they
- 45:00Speaker 1: couldn't make a DJ cool.
- 45:02Speaker 2: Yeah, they spun out of that. They spun out of
- 45:05Speaker 2: that cycle pretty quick. He did. He also did have
- 45:08Speaker 2: like a legitimately have a rap album. You can look
- 45:11Speaker 2: that up. Ryan Austin Green had a rap album. They
- 45:14Speaker 2: were they were just trying to capitalize on the vanilla
- 45:16Speaker 2: ice of the era and the like the color me Bad.
- 45:19Speaker 2: Like they were trying to make him a singer.
- 45:21Speaker 1: Yeah, white guys with the lines cut into the side
- 45:23Speaker 1: of their head and singing darings and drop that zero
- 45:28Speaker 1: and get with a hero.
- 45:30Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh Robbie van Winkle.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Oh Carrollton, Texas own.
- 45:37Speaker 2: He was awesome. Uh yeah. Now he flips houses, so
- 45:41Speaker 2: that's very.
- 45:43Speaker 1: But at least he's doing it on TV.
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- 46:36Speaker 1: on air dot com. Uh Raj, what was the question
- 46:39Speaker 1: you were just asking Trey in the break.
- 46:42Speaker 2: I'm saying it's Megan Fox has three kids with Brian
- 46:46Speaker 2: Austin Green, right, right, So I was just saying, God
- 46:49Speaker 2: blessed Machine Gun Kelly because he's not getting two thousand
- 46:53Speaker 2: and four Megan Fox. He's getting hurt today with three kids,
- 46:57Speaker 2: and does any like you would you want? I mean,
- 47:00Speaker 2: I know she's hot, but do you want Megan Fox
- 47:03Speaker 2: plus three kids?
- 47:05Speaker 1: I think she's crazy enough. Like in two thousand and four,
- 47:09Speaker 1: we didn't necessarily know if Megan Fox was crazy. I
- 47:12Speaker 1: don't know if she was crazy back then. Now she
- 47:14Speaker 1: seems probably a little crazy because of all the stuff
- 47:15Speaker 1: that's come out, you know about her and Machine Gun Kelly.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Uh So, let's ask our crazy woman expert, Trey. Would
- 47:23Speaker 1: you would you take Megan Fox with three kids first
- 47:27Speaker 1: of all and a whole lot of crazy?
- 47:29Speaker 3: First of all?
- 47:29Speaker 6: Yeah, first time I saw Megan Fox, you could tell
- 47:32Speaker 6: that was a simmering mess of crazy.
- 47:34Speaker 2: Uh Oh yeah, yeah.
- 47:36Speaker 1: When I Tray's crazy dar is pretty strong.
- 47:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I Megan Fox?
- 47:41Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I probably still would because that's uh the
- 47:44Speaker 6: hot crazy matrix.
- 47:45Speaker 3: Still she's above.
- 47:47Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, So you show up to the restaurant like
- 47:49Speaker 2: she's like, hey, she slides into your DMS. There, Trey,
- 47:53Speaker 2: and she's like, meet me at blah blah blah in Uptown.
- 47:56Speaker 2: And you walk in and there she is, Megan Fox,
- 48:00Speaker 2: just amazing. And you turn the corner and there's three
- 48:03Speaker 2: children at the table as well. You're footing the bill.
- 48:08Speaker 2: You're footing the bill for all four plus you, so
- 48:11Speaker 2: that that makes five.
- 48:14Speaker 6: She's got the money. I'm not worried about that. But yeah,
- 48:17Speaker 6: that's okay. See here here's my ultimate dilemma on this question.
- 48:21Speaker 6: And this was my all time crush, all time mm
- 48:26Speaker 6: hmm Angelina Joli.
- 48:28Speaker 2: Oh gotcha, oh yeah you do like crazy wow?
- 48:31Speaker 6: Right right now, there there is a situation where okay,
- 48:34Speaker 6: that's too many kids.
- 48:36Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so we know the six yes, yeah, yeah,
- 48:39Speaker 1: so what is that? What is the number?
- 48:41Speaker 7: Then?
- 48:41Speaker 1: Does it depend on the woman?
- 48:43Speaker 3: I think three is is the is max.
- 48:45Speaker 1: That's the ceiling.
- 48:46Speaker 2: Three is so three is good?
- 48:47Speaker 6: So you're but also also none of them are like
- 48:52Speaker 6: all their kids now are teens and above. If they
- 48:55Speaker 6: were under ten I'd probably pass.
- 48:57Speaker 2: But okay, gotcha because you have yeah, and you like
- 49:01Speaker 2: you like Brian Austin Green has three kids money, Yeah,
- 49:04Speaker 2: like he can. He can afford three kids, like to
- 49:08Speaker 2: to feed them, clothe them, uh, send them to college
- 49:11Speaker 2: or what or DJ school or wherever they're gonna go. Uh.
- 49:14Speaker 2: So he's got three kids money like like you would
- 49:18Speaker 2: have to You would have to have that too.
- 49:20Speaker 3: No, you don't because he's still paying for him. Yeah.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian Austin Green's paying for them kids. Trey doesn't.
- 49:24Speaker 1: I'm going to revisit this scenario that you set up
- 49:27Speaker 1: for Trey Raj and that was you get to the
- 49:30Speaker 1: restaurant egging Fox is there to meet your first date
- 49:34Speaker 1: and and there's and there's kids with her. I'm going
- 49:37Speaker 1: to add a wrinkle to it. It's Applebee's mhm. And
- 49:41Speaker 1: on top of it, there's a fourth kid. So, Trey,
- 49:45Speaker 1: you said three, you think three kids would be the
- 49:47Speaker 1: max on the crazy hot girl kid quotient thing. So
- 49:52Speaker 1: then do you drown the fourth kid in the spinach
- 49:54Speaker 1: artichoke dip? Or what?
- 49:57Speaker 3: Do you?
- 49:57Speaker 2: Who?
- 49:58Speaker 3: Who picked Applebees? That's That's where I'm going to.
- 50:00Speaker 1: Start, huh because because that's where crazy women with three
- 50:04Speaker 1: kids are going to go to eat to meet some
- 50:06Speaker 1: random from the internet.
- 50:07Speaker 3: Because if Megan Fox picked Applebe's, then okay, she's a
- 50:10Speaker 3: cheap date.
- 50:12Speaker 2: Yeah, so now he likes her even more. You're not
- 50:14Speaker 2: helping the situation.
- 50:16Speaker 1: Look, I'm just I'm just setting the scene. Look, I
- 50:18Speaker 1: think most women three kids are going to meet a guy. Hey,
- 50:21Speaker 1: I want you to meet my kids. You know, it's
- 50:22Speaker 1: probably gonna be an Applebee's. And I might as well
- 50:25Speaker 1: do it on dollar margarite tonight.
- 50:26Speaker 2: Yeah, dollar margarita and and and she only orders off
- 50:29Speaker 2: the half priced appetizer menu. I think trays and love.
- 50:35Speaker 2: I think that's what I mean.
- 50:36Speaker 6: You know, yeah, what used to cost me a couple
- 50:40Speaker 6: hundred bucks for a nice dinner? You know, I get
- 50:43Speaker 6: for you know, two for.
- 50:45Speaker 1: Ten, and you can to build a Brian Austin Green.
- 50:51Speaker 2: He's got a couple of DJ gigs that'll play for.
- 51:01Speaker 9: That.
- 51:01Speaker 1: Sounds like a pretty good deal. I wish you lock Trey.
- 51:03Speaker 1: You you just need to uh wait for Machine Gun
- 51:06Speaker 1: Kelly and Megan Fox to implode and you can just
- 51:08Speaker 1: slide on into that Applebee's booth. I wish you Loud
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- 51:31Speaker 1: you tomorrow right here in the Treehouse