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We Got a Seat Sniffer, Aisle 3 · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 2: everybody doing on this Thursday, Day one of the US Open?
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  Speaker 2: By the way, Oh that's going on tennis. How dare
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  Speaker 2: you golf gaff? Oh? Yeah, day one of the US
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  Speaker 2: Open for golf today. Super excited as you might imagine.
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  Speaker 2: You said, golf gaff, gaff, gaff, golf gaff. You used
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  Speaker 2: to be called gaff or golf No F I think no,
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  Speaker 2: l yeah, I think it's golf. It used to be
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  Speaker 2: just golf. Oh wow. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: To answer your original question, I'm having a good day
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  Speaker 3: because my van slip on.
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  Speaker 2: Well they graduated. Oh did they really? Yep, they're done.
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  Speaker 3: If you have a pair of any shoe slip bonds,
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  Speaker 3: sometimes their slip bonds, well they graduate.
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  Speaker 2: Do you you know what I'm talking.
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  Speaker 4: About jack to what because I have Van slip ons
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  Speaker 4: and they went to a new stage. I don't call
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  Speaker 4: it graduating.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I call it graduating is whenever you just stop
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  Speaker 3: caring about the back of the shoe, okay, and then
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  Speaker 3: they become like super slip ons.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: There's always a point in a shoe where you kind
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  Speaker 3: of just put the jersey up and the rafters.
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  Speaker 2: I did that today with slip ons. You you you
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  Speaker 2: retired a pair of slip ons.
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  Speaker 3: They but I just smashed the back of them. Oh
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  Speaker 3: I see, you know, I needed to take out the trash.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to do it even faster, so I just said,
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  Speaker 3: there's no more rules with these shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Van slip ons.
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  Speaker 4: They're fun, they're they're kind of a nice aesthetic to them,
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  Speaker 4: but at the quality of a shoe.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife did that with Chucks. Her whole thing
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  Speaker 2: that she got to shed a pair of Chucks to
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  Speaker 2: get to that point where they were right at that
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  Speaker 2: age where it was like, you know, gonna make a
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  Speaker 2: decision on them, and she just started sliding them on
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  Speaker 2: and crushing the back of them. Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, there's only a certain kind of shoe that
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  Speaker 3: can crush the back of them and then give that experience.
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  Speaker 2: I could never do that. That would drive me crazy. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: Standing on the standing on the not that is that now?
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  Speaker 2: It's like having a sock on that's not right, like
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  Speaker 2: a doubled up sock. Yeah yeah, man, you guys haven't
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  Speaker 2: been there though.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean we haven't been there? You haven't
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  Speaker 3: tried to ask that? You just both confess to not trying.
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  Speaker 2: I would never do it. Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 2: I know, I don't like something under my heel like that.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's like when your shoelace is inside your shoe
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  Speaker 4: and you're like, wait, something's not right, and then.
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  Speaker 2: You pull it out and it's just like, oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's very different than the shoelace out of the shoe.
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  Speaker 3: But Jack is right, it is somewhat of a shoe
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  Speaker 3: orgasm whenever you take that shoelace out, and it just like,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 2: There's something up. Not as orgasmic for me as it
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  Speaker 2: is for Jack. Super important. Everybody know that does not
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  Speaker 2: have that effect on me. I don't make that sound.
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  Speaker 2: It's like.
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  Speaker 3: It's literally the reason why crocs exist. They blew the
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  Speaker 3: back sound of their shoes. They just pre blew them out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. That's the New York Knicks prepare for
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  Speaker 2: their is it take or Take parade they're doing in
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  Speaker 2: downtown New York. Oh yeah, they they did it. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So I need to turn out. Well it's a while, man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a little jealous of that. It wouldn't it be
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  Speaker 2: great to have that in a city. Isn't that almost
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  Speaker 2: like one of those indicators that maybe you're growing up
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  Speaker 2: a little bit as a city, Like you win a
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  Speaker 2: championship your sports team and then everybody comes downtown and
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  Speaker 2: everybody's like throwing confetti and like having a great time,
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  Speaker 2: like rallying around something like that. We've never experienced anything
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  Speaker 2: like that in Central Forth. That'd be cool. It would be,
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  Speaker 2: But there's still hope though.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it took the next fifty three years to
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  Speaker 7: be able to celebrate it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had a pretty big celebration for the Orlando
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  Speaker 4: Pride when they won their championship. Yeah, that was down there,
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  Speaker 4: but it's not on the level of you have the
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  Speaker 4: Canyon of Heroes in New York that is the premium
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  Speaker 4: when it comes to tick or tape parades and you know,
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  Speaker 4: from John Glenn or Neil Armstrong the Yankee win, then
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  Speaker 4: all the sports teams and the Yankees.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it'd be kind of cool to have a
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  Speaker 2: little history of that. We don't have that quite yet.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're right, the Pride did win. I should
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  Speaker 2: have left them out, but you know, to have the
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  Speaker 2: Magic win would be great because that's our big you know,
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  Speaker 2: that's our big franchise in town. You know, yeah, they'd
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  Speaker 2: be kind of cool.
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  Speaker 3: And throwing this out here because I always feel like
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  Speaker 3: I feel obligated to mention is that, Yes, the Orlando
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  Speaker 3: Magic have not won the finals. However, there are plenty
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  Speaker 3: of teams that haven't even made it to the final.
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  Speaker 3: You are correct, historically speaking, we are not even remotely
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  Speaker 3: close to being like you know.
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  Speaker 2: Cleveland, no twice. Minnesota, actually, I think is the worst.
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  Speaker 2: I think Minnesota is the city that's had the most
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  Speaker 2: major franchises with the fewest national championship wins across the board.
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  Speaker 3: How about do you know what's even I just found
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  Speaker 3: this out. The Clippers, they've been around for a long time,
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  Speaker 3: they haven't made it to the final. Yea, yeah, we've
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  Speaker 3: been there twice.
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  Speaker 2: When football, there's a couple of teams in football that
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  Speaker 2: have never been to the Super Bowl, right plenty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so it happens. I mean, I'm not mad about it.
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  Speaker 2: We do. We have two new clues coming up. The
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  Speaker 2: final clues for the Searcher contests are coming up here
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  Speaker 2: in just a few minutes. And I got to tell
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  Speaker 2: you I kind of want it to get found today.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of want I do. I tell you why, man,
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  Speaker 2: because I kind of want somebody. Jack said it perfectly yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I want somebody to be able to give this to
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  Speaker 2: their dad. I mean, I don't know that that's what
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  Speaker 2: they'll do, but you know, if that's what you plan
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  Speaker 2: on doing, if you do find the big Green egg
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  Speaker 2: courtesy of our friends of our tools Ace Hardware, if
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  Speaker 2: you're able to find that, I would like the idea
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  Speaker 2: of somebody giving it to their dad on Father's Day
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  Speaker 2: as a gift. You know, we won't be able to
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  Speaker 2: get them the grill that fast because it takes time
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  Speaker 2: to deliver it and stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Oh and even better surprise, because Dad's just going to
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  Speaker 7: see a small box and go great, another pair of
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  Speaker 7: sacks on the road.
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  Speaker 2: But they'll have a certificate in the show. And what
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  Speaker 2: that stands for and everything, So that'd be kind of cool.
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  Speaker 2: Uh So I but and I do think, I do
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  Speaker 2: think that with the clues that are coming today, it's
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  Speaker 2: going to isolate it to a point where I believe
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  Speaker 2: more than likely somebody will stumble around and maybe find
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  Speaker 2: it today. I don't know that that's the case. I
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  Speaker 2: have to search for your email so I can post
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  Speaker 2: the fire two clues, Yeah, yeah, on the website real
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  Speaker 2: Radio dot FM slash A, So today I'll read the
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  Speaker 2: entire thing, uh, and that you'll know that the last
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  Speaker 2: two stanzas are the final clues for the searcher asof contest.
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  Speaker 2: And really it's only one of those because the final
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  Speaker 2: one is just a thank you, but you'll you'll hear
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  Speaker 2: that in a second.
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  Speaker 6: The puzzle Master, Yeah, he's a Crypti fellow who's on
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  Speaker 6: the radio waves giving people hints and puzzles for that.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of stuff. Ever entertain you at all as a kid? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: Why you're acting out and doing a weird voice. It's
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  Speaker 2: funny because dev says it gives her anxiety, which is
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  Speaker 2: kind of wild.
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  Speaker 7: Well, it gives me anxiety just because you've put a
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  Speaker 7: week of work into writing the stanzas you've secured the
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  Speaker 7: big green egg all of the other accouterment. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and one wrong slip off, just one wrong slip up
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  Speaker 7: and the next thing. You know how many segments I've
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  Speaker 7: ruined by pre guessing something.
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  Speaker 4: It's also like when you give the the clues in
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  Speaker 4: Jim Culbert So Trivia, you give the four things, I
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  Speaker 4: have to tell myself not to react to them because
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  Speaker 4: I might give away like like one that on the
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  Speaker 4: Daily Trivia confirming that that would be live because I'm
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  Speaker 4: aware of it.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, shut your mouth. Dev's got the headshake down.
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  Speaker 2: I'll kind of as I'm reading that, and occasionally I'll
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  Speaker 2: look over and Deb is like shaking her head and
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  Speaker 2: smiling as if she knows the faky. Oh, there's a
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  Speaker 2: tell for people who watch on YouTube. That's the reason
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  Speaker 2: you should watch on YouTube, maybe what you can do
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  Speaker 2: for free.
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  Speaker 7: But then when I was reading the text messages, I
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  Speaker 7: also help my rundown in front of my mouth that
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  Speaker 7: you couldn't lip read.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I like that too, But I believe in the
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  Speaker 2: puzzle mass he's closed to all windows of opportunity for
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  Speaker 2: anything out of his control, any big plans for Father's
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  Speaker 2: Day this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Their nerd. Dude, I just found out we're not supposed
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  Speaker 3: to do whatever we want.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? I don't think that's true.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That was a huge topic on between Joel because he's
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  Speaker 3: had a bunch of Father's Days. I have not, and
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  Speaker 3: I figured out, uh, oh, it is supposed to be
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  Speaker 3: exactly what you want to do.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I planned on like golfing, getting drunk, and then all
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  Speaker 3: of a sudden I realized, like, yeah, man, that's that's
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  Speaker 3: a bad look.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's not a I am playing golf that morning,
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  Speaker 2: but but we already have plans for the afternoon with
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  Speaker 2: the kids. He yep, yep, see that part. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: I mean, but my kids are grown as you're grown
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  Speaker 2: ass people.
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  Speaker 7: But isn't it interesting The difference though, Like the gift
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  Speaker 7: for Mother's Day is for dad to take the kids
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  Speaker 7: for a few hours and go away, but then on
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  Speaker 7: Father's Day, fathers are expected to actually reserve some time
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  Speaker 7: to hang out with the kids.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's because for three hundred and sixty four days
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  Speaker 4: mom has the kids there, you go, so one day
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  Speaker 4: a year the dad should be in charge of it.
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  Speaker 2: Only a six speaks an absolute Oh my god, if
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  Speaker 2: you say that one more blanking time, he's gonna say
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  Speaker 2: it all. I'm gonna tear your tongue out with my toes.
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  Speaker 3: There are plenty of men, Yeah, there.
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  Speaker 2: Are plenty of dads out there putting in the Lord's work.
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  Speaker 2: They are, you know, stepping up. But there should be
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  Speaker 2: a time where dad's like should have some time to
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  Speaker 2: their selves, Like, let me, Father's Day is twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 2: Like if you're I mean, like alone time in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: If you're dad, If your dad wants to go out
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  Speaker 2: play golf that morning, you know what, schedule Father's Day
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  Speaker 2: stuff that afternoon, then it's still Father's Day. You're still
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  Speaker 2: celebrating Pop. You can still pull it off. And that's
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. But the dad should, like if the
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  Speaker 2: dad wasn't, you know, fishing on Father's Day, he should
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  Speaker 2: be able to go fishing on Father's Day or hunting
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  Speaker 2: or whatever the case may be. But that there's a
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  Speaker 2: certain time, like okay, it should be like, honey, at
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  Speaker 2: four o'clock, don't plan anything at for four o'clock. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna do some stuff for Father's Day. We're gonna do
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  Speaker 2: the whole dinner thing, whatever, the case may be. But
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  Speaker 2: dad should have some time to himself on Father's Day.
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  Speaker 2: But but not the whole day, not the entire day. No, See,
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  Speaker 2: that's what I'm talking about. Remember it's for your kids
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  Speaker 2: as well, Bob. I mean, yes, but your dad's past.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not dogging you, but I mean to
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  Speaker 2: go Ross. But you don't have a father. You don't
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  Speaker 2: have a father to kind of celebrate. So you're to
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  Speaker 2: celebrate tea, So you have to be you have to
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  Speaker 2: be celebrated, That's what I'm saying. But that the entire
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  Speaker 2: day you can't go and get hammered. Your son wills
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  Speaker 2: to spend some time with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to celebrate myself the way I want to
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  Speaker 3: celebrate myself, which is golf, alcohol, edibles, movies.
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  Speaker 2: It's not out of the question.
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  Speaker 3: That's a twelve hour window you can. You can come along.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be a.
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  Speaker 2: Good day today. Hear that, you can come along.
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  Speaker 9: I'll put you in the golf card.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not gonna be a good dad on Fathers of Old,
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  Speaker 10: days of old, days.
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  Speaker 2: Of the year to be a good dad.
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  Speaker 3: It's that day, see, And I'm over here on the
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  Speaker 3: other side of the aisle of I'm thinking, like, that's.
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  Speaker 2: The one day you get to be a bad dad.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the way. I don't think that's the way
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  Speaker 2: it's negotiated, buddy. Well, you are correct. It's the day
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  Speaker 2: you're supposed to be celebrated by your family, in your
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  Speaker 2: and your children. I mean, that's what's gonna happen for me.
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  Speaker 2: I get to sit around and watch my kids make
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  Speaker 2: jokes about me while I hammer Margarita.
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  Speaker 11: See.
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  Speaker 2: The whole time, I'm thinking, like Father's Day. Hell, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm off, you know, I get to do whatever I want. Yea, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was the thing, but I guess, well, Jack,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing? Are you taking the entire day
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  Speaker 2: off and doing what you want? Just have your kids
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  Speaker 2: just sit around and wait for you to get home.
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  Speaker 2: One o okay, good see like you can hear me
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  Speaker 2: back there are you doing that? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Turn your mic on?
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  Speaker 12: Where's he?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: God? Yeah, we're going to the third dimension here, we're
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  Speaker 2: breaking the I'm not sure where he's coming in from.
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  Speaker 2: Turn him up?
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean there there, we got a hack Maine
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  Speaker 3: frames to get into the here. This never happens. Oh
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  Speaker 3: you can't. You can't cross streams between the show.
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  Speaker 2: I guess not. Seeling's gonna have come in there and
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  Speaker 2: tell him how to turn his mic on, and he's
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  Speaker 2: laughing about that.
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  Speaker 4: I love it, Saria. You there, No, I turned on
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  Speaker 4: the thing that says Sea Lane's mike. All right, let's
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  Speaker 4: see these clues real quick. Maybe we can get Sea
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  Speaker 4: lanes opinion here in a few minutes. What I don't,
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  Speaker 4: it ain't my fault. You there, he's fine, he's fine.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's do these clues. Okay, So this is
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  Speaker 4: the search your ACEOV contest. I'll read the entire thing
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  Speaker 4: all the way through, and then we'll have it posted up.
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  Speaker 4: It's a real radio dot FM slash ace. That's real
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  Speaker 4: radio dot FM slash ace. Jack will have it up
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  Speaker 4: in just a few minutes. You're ready to go with that,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, yep? All right, guys, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: We gather once more to venture a tour of three counties,
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  Speaker 2: crown jewel of the region. Both Bore and Bass were
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  Speaker 2: amongst this fine place is an interesting space. And this
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  Speaker 7: guy Don. Post Tropical Storm Arthur may have dissipated, but
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: its remnants will start making its way over the Florida Panhandle.
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  Speaker 5: The National Leather Services issued already a floodwatch for all
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: counties west of the Appalachicola River and has now issued
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  Speaker 5: a very rare level flour out of four flood warning
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  Speaker 5: that same area.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, Florida Guarantee is going to happen. Guarantee.
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  Speaker 7: Florida Emergency Management Executive Director Kevin Guthrie warns some areas
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: that have never seen flooding before, could experience it with
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  Speaker 7: this system. He adds floodwaters could begin rapidly rising around
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: five o'clock this afternoon and last into the early morning hours.
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: He says the state has moved items from its Auburndale
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: warehouse to Tallahassee and also has the Army Corps of
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Engineer Jacksonville ready to be deployed if necessary. And we
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: still may not be done with Arthur because as those
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  Speaker 7: remnants move across the Florida Panhandle, southern Georgia and back
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: out over the Atlantic, there's some expectation that it could
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: reorganize and maybe become another news storm. Thankes over on
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  Speaker 7: that side. Meanwhile, brush fires are disrupting lives in Miami
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: Dade County. No big deal. It's not like they're hosting
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: World Cup or anything. Over two hundred people voluntarily evacuated
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  Speaker 7: their homes yesterday as two fires spread to fourteen thousand
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: acres in the western part of the county. One of
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: the brush fires, called Quarry two, is only about thirty
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: percent contained. The other fire, called the Well Fire, is
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: only twenty five percent contained. No injuries have been reported,
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: and there's no word on how the fires have started,
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: but of course a concern for World Cup fans taking
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: in like FIFA fan festivities all weekend long as the
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: smoke just kind of drifts all over South Florida. I
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: don't know if you've noticed, heat advisories are in effect
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: across a large portion of the Sunshine State today. National
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Weather Service offices and Miami, Melbourne, Ruskin, and Jacksonville all
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: report feels like temperatures peaking near one hundred and ten
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: degrees today. National Weather Service meteorologist Chuck Caracosa says heat
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: advisory that are in effect through seven PM could be
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  Speaker 7: reissued through the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: And this is how dangerous the heat is.
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  Speaker 15: This type of heat will affect anyone without proper cooling
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  Speaker 15: or hydration, So if you have any outdoor activities planned,
• 19:11
  Speaker 15: it's important to take plenty of breaks and stay well hydrated.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: So right now, we're currently at ninety six degrees with
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: the feel like temperature of one hundred and eight, but
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: we also have severe thunderstorm warnings that have already been
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: issued for Marion County.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this has been a big story for the World
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Cup as well. Oh yeah, because again, yeah, athlete, when
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: the heat taking water breaks. It's a big no no
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: usually in World Cup soccer.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: So yeah, that's don't get me started about the damn
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: water breaks.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Man. It is just a it's a cash grab. They
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: don't care about those players.
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: What's funny is is seeing you know, people commenting, you know,
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: oh my god, it's Wis. One of his videos today
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: was you know, players and fans saying, oh no, it
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: can get hot in England, just like it does in
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: the United States. And it's like, okay, you're talking about
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: the United States, but Florida. Yeah, yeah, like this is
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: summer junior right now. This is an August heat that
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: we're going to be really complaining about it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: It's different in World Cut there doing these water breaks
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: even than the domed Stadius aaa oh wow. Climate control,
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: but commercials they want to make it even for everybody
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: and also have commercial.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: A Saharan dust layer will ease a bit into the weekend.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: That's going to allow for a few more showers to form,
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: but another we'll move in next week. We like the
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Saharan dust. It also tamps down tropical activity. Two State
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: troopers find themselves on the wrong side of the law
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: in Osciola County. The Sheriff's office yesterday arrested two troopers
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: for overtime fraud. Their Captain Lenita Wright King and Trooper
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Maurice ville Saint. King is charged with grand theft, fraud,
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: and falsifying records. Deputies haven't announced what charges specifically vill
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: Saint is facing, but both have already bonded out of jail.
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: An administrative law judge is recommending the reinstatement of a
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: Martin County school teacher who posted disparaging comments about the
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: late Charlie Kirk on social media. Matthew Theobald's Facebook post,
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: in which he described the religious concert servative activists as
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: quote a racist, misogynistic, fear mongering, neo Nazi end quote,
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  Speaker 7: led to his termination, but Judge Jody Ann Livingstone has
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: ruled that Theobald did not commit a quote serious offense
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: end quote that warranted that kind of punishment. She says
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: the post quote did not explicitly target students end quote.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: School district leaders had said the comments directly affected school
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: operations and compromised his ability to teach students fairly. Livingstone
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: says the teacher should get his job back at the
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: Spectrum academy along with back pay and benefits. The school
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: board will make the final decision. She just sounds expensive
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: to me, expensive time wasting all right. To that end,
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: Congressman Frederica Wilson is planning an oversight visit today at
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: the West Miami Dade County Immigration Customs Enforcement Facility. You
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: know it better as Alligator alcatrazmid reports of an increase
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: in Haitian nationals being held at the Chrome Detention Center.
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Now it comes as Department of Homeland Security claims the
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: last detainees have been transferred out of Alligator Alcatraz.
• 22:07
  Speaker 16: They built a secret gulog in the Evergoage without even
• 22:10
  Speaker 16: pulling one permit, without conducting any environmental review, without complying
• 22:15
  Speaker 16: with environmental law, and now they hope that they can
• 22:17
  Speaker 16: slink away in the middle.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Of the night.
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  Speaker 7: So Attorney Paul Schweiz says he isn't buying the federal
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: government's claims or state claims that moved Alligator Alcatraz detainees
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: because of hurricane season concerns, saying, listen, you built this
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: last year during hurricane season. Why does it matter this
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: year during hurricane season. It also says he's ready to
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: return to federal court later this month to ensure the
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: facility is fully dismantled and the area returned to pre
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: construction activities.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: This is interesting.
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: The Clearwater City Council is set to vote again on
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: a request from the Church of Scientology.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, what do they want?
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: Yes, they just want to take control of part of
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: a downtown street.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: The proposal would close a portion of South Garden Avenue
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: so the church and build a new event space and plaza.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: Supporters say, hey, it's going to create more green space
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: and improve the area, while opponents.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: What The opponents say this, have you ever been in
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: downtown clear Water and realize how much are they owned
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: down there and how weird it is down there?
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: While opponents worry it could limit traffic and future growth.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: It's wild down there, mane, it's crazy. Yeah, that's a
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: weird scene there.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just to clarify, I said yes, because I'm like, yes,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: have that discussion. Make sure that you are fully aware.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Well you're signing up. Do they pay taxes?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: No, they don't. They got recognized a few years back
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: as an actual religion, so they are they are tax
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: exempt exempt. Yeah, we should, we should re visit that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Oh absolutely, especially if anyone from anyone who is going
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: to preach from the pulpit, you, in my opinion, you've
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: lost your tax exempt status. I don't care what religious
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: affiliation you may be. Once you open those doors, you're
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: no longer just religion.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: And that's exactly. I literally left a church because we
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: were in there one time and they brought up the
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: a guy running for what does Grant mLOY do?
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: It was Grant malloy, what's you do for Ciminol County,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Seminole County. It's not tax collections, the election supervisor, no,
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: something like that. Anyway, they literally were stumping for Grant malloy.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: While while in church, I was like, look, he could
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: be a great guy.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Don't care. And I hear he's a wonderful dude. Doesn't matter.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I'm out of here. Yeah exactly.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: Let me meet him at the at the coffee and
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: donuts after the service. But don't use the time I'm
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: here for God to tell me about a politician county clerk.
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: There you go, so again. The issue advance on a
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: preliminary vote two weeks ago, with a final decision expected
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: at tonight's council meeting.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: It was just wild, by the way, just friendly reminders.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Scientology is like seventy five years old.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't even I'm not even sure it's
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: that old.
• 24:48
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: I remember when my dad handed me the L. Run
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: Hubbard book. Yea yeah, and was like, this guy's pretty
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: interesting and I never read it, but yeah, all right.
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: Also on the Gulf Coast, an actor known for his
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: role in Elf is behind bars as well as Friday
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: I Believe as behind bars in Hillsborough County Authority say
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: faise On Love is facing two contempt of court charges
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: and is being held without bond in the County lock Up.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Reports indicate the charges are tied to a child support
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: case after he missed out a court hearing. Love, who
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: played a department store manager in the Beloff Christmas movie,
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: is expected to appear before a judge in Tampa later
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: this week.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Says he's broken. This is not the first run in. Man,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: This dude's had some run ins going rarely. Yeah, exactly
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: four or five arrests going back over the last like
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: eight ten years or something. Yeah, he's had had He's
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: had some times. It's having too good of a time.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: He's had some.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Time Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm gonna do this next
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: story because I just love sweet stories that make you
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: feel good about the world.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Audible an audible, all right.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: A story out of Osiola County is a reminder that
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: caring for the community often goes beyond public safety. That's
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: what the Sheriff's office said yesterday about a story that
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: starts with a woman in her nineties calling nine to
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: one one because her stove wasn't working the os and
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: help the ocso's Community Services Outreach team. Yes, they contacted.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: I want to Hodgkins Home Appliances in Saint Cloud. They
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: donated a replacement stove. That's nice, deputy say. Caring for
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: the community is about looking out for one another, especially
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: our seniors, and making sure no one feels forgotten when
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: facing a difficult situation.
• 26:25
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When you open the story up is like I've seen
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: that movie.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Maybe not this movie unless you're in all right. Orlando
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: Magic fans heard from their new head coach today. Sean Sweeney,
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: was formally introduced at a news conference in Orlando a
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: little earlier today. Sweeney comes to the Magic from the
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: San Antonio Spurs, where he was an associate head coach
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: of course, the Spurs, eventually losing the championships to the
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: New York Knicks. Sweeney is forty one. This is his
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: first full time stint as an NBA coach. Sweeney will
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: be the Magic's how many head coaches have been.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Woo twenty one? No? Now.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Sweeney will replace Jamal Mosley, who was fired last month
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: after five seasons and three consecutive first round playoff exit thirteen.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I want to say, it's like, I think it's like nine.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I think it's eight or nine. So you're going with
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: thirteen and you're going with nine. Yes, I'll go fifteen
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: right on the money. Yeah, because I was doing the
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: math and I remember every fifteen coaches for real may times.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Did you count Brian Hill? Yeah, Brian Hill? There you
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: got him twice.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: Sweeney will be the Magic's fifteenth head coach.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Wow you count?
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: And by the way, Mosley is now the coach of
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: the New Orleans Pelicans.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Is he really? Yeah?
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: They hired him like before his seat was even warm
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: in the Magic front office.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: So the Magic first year was like eighty nine, nineties
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: something like that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So they've been around for thirty six years,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: so it means they've had a coach like every three years,
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: a new coach every three or four years. Yeah, a
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: note two and a half years, a new coach every
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: two and a half years. There you go, that's all way,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: champion jips. What I don't know if it's two and
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: a half years, isn't it? I mean, just do the math.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thirty seven fifteen coaches to the seven is like
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: half of Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: It's like two and a half years every two and
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: a half years. I'm how you get a new coach? Average? Yeah? Average?
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: And then finally, the Transportation Security Administration is sharing words
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: of wisdom for our World Cup visitors who may want
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: to take home America's favorite condiment back home from America
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: this summer.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: You know what that is? Right?
• 28:33
  Speaker 17: Oh?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's trance tress. You know it. It's ranch dress.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: It's ranch dressing.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: Many European tourists, if you're not on the Gram or TikTok,
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: have been documenting their first ever trip to the US
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: this month to support their home nations. Of course, in
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: the twenty twenty six FFOT World Cup.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Are there no ranch in Europe?
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: No?
• 28:51
  Speaker 14: No.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: In fact, if you watch any of the influencers, there's
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: one woman her name is Elsa, who says Europe we
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: need ranch asap.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: It's they calling it crack.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: In the process, international soccer fans have discovered their love
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: of ranch dressing.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Oh it's wonderful, don't get me wrong.
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: Oh a popular condiment here. But again, they don't have
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: that in Europe, they don't have that. In Japan they don't.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: In fact, the funniest thing is is seeing someone have
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: to go back through TSA security and they no longer
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: look like their passport photo because they've gained so much
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: weight while they've been here in the States shots of
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: ranch so in an Instagram post. The TSA has reinforced
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: its limits for just how much liquid can be stored
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: and carry on baggage, as it predicts an uptick in
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: people trying to take bottles of ranch dressing home with
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: them and if it's not in your check bag, you're
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: gonna have to drop that bad boy in the garbage
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: can on your way through security.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: That's wild. Be able to figure out to make it.
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: All liquids and carry on luggage including shampoo conditioner, and
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: now you're ranch dressing need to be in containers that.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Are three point four ounces or less.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: You said of thrown it out. TSA should just like
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: put in a salad bar.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: And that's why they're telling fans, don't stand in TSA
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: and show your ranch dress.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: So when did the when did when did the ranch
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: thing become synonymous with pizza because now if you go
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: to a pizza place, every pizza place will offer little
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: things of ranch dressing for you to dip your pizza into.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: And man, that wasn't a thing until just what, like
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I want to say it was Papa John's. Was it really? Yeah?
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: I think they started because they always had the garlic
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: butter thing, but I think they also started including the
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: ranch dressing.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't remember the ranch. I remember the garlic
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: butter for sure, I don't remember the other.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: It was to make your children happy, Like wasn't good enough,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: right exactly?
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I got to give them something else. Papa John, I remember,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: has the pepper they give you a peer and that
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: little cup of melted butter.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Come on, And every time I bit into that pepper, man,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I think it was a little too juicy.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: It was probably that pepper. It was a good.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Tasting pepper pepper, but there was multiple times I would
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: bite in and then just squirt.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that concludes your j You're weird. You are,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: don't look into that. You give us a nice did
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: you give us a non pervertic coming out of your mouth?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Sporting banke solo please bo. That's sounded bubbly. It's just
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: bubbling out of his mouth. I like it. Seven seven
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: zero three one.
• 31:10
  Speaker 15: Okay, I haven't done it because I was by the
• 31:12
  Speaker 15: liquid Ranch. I'm pretty sure through TSA you can get
• 31:17
  Speaker 15: the powdered craft head in Valley Ranch packet, which I'm
• 31:22
  Speaker 15: pretty sure you can make into ranch. So I guess
• 31:26
  Speaker 15: that's going to be flying off the shelves when they
• 31:28
  Speaker 15: realize that they can get the dry stuff through TSA.
• 31:32
  Speaker 15: I'm not sure how that's going to look through the
• 31:34
  Speaker 15: X ray though, Just a bunch of white, powdered and bags.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Jim Ober Show, Roll Radio one
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: four point one. Thanks for tuning in today. We appreciate
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: that very much. I am Jim. There's Deb Hello. Jack
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: is here as well, Yeah, and so is Ross. Believe
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: in yourself. Let's talk to Chloe g if.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: It's happening in Central Florida, it's on her radar. Giving
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you a reason to get off the couch and out
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of the house.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: It's done to find out.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: What they're is to see with Chloe Chief from the
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Orlando Weekly.
• 32:07
  Speaker 9: You once again, I'm so excited to be here.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: It's good to see you, man.
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: Good to see you too. Pretty good, I was. I'm
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: really hot from being outside, but it's good. I'm excited
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: for the weekend.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: It's really super out there today. Yeah, So how's it been.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: You have a good week?
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: Pretty good. I've been having a good week so far.
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: I have a long weekend this upcoming weekend. I have
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: tomorrow off, so I'm excited about that.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Very nice Father's Day up land.
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: Yes, I am going down to my hometown, Jupiter, Florida
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: to spend the weekend with my dad for Father's say.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Oh nice.
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: We're gonna go out to dinner. My sister and I
• 32:38
  Speaker 9: will take him out to dinner. Maybe we'll go to
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: the beach. He really likes to browse around hardware stores
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: and go shopping for tools. That's kind of the type
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: of daddy is. So I think we're gonna go, man,
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: I think we're gonna hit Harbor Free. I think we're
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: gonna go to Homekeepoe and he's gonna have the time
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: of his life.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Is he a thrifter? Does he ever do any of
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: that stuff like you're going to antique choch?
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: No?
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: What she really likes. He likes to drive around residential
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: are and take things that people are throwing out at
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: the ends of their driveway.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: And you and my ned maybe related is this?
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: He's very handy, so like everything, it's like fixing all
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: the time.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: Growing up we always had about I'm going to say,
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: forty five broken vacuums in our home at a time
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: that he was like simultaneously repairing, and he fixed them
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: all like they owned up working.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: That's great man.
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: Some of them were one hundred years old.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: But yeah, oh that's great man. All right. Well, Cleg
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: joins us every Thursday around this time four o'clock to
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: let us know what's happening in Orlando. Some cool things
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: maybe you and your crew can go out and do.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: And these are usually pretty low impact when it comes
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: to price as well too. So did she give you
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: a good suggestion of different things in different textures and
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: cultures as well? So what do you have first this week?
• 33:41
  Speaker 13: Yes?
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: Absolutely, I have a pretty good range of stuff to do.
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: This weekend. We have some stuff that's going on, you know, coincidentally,
• 33:47
  Speaker 9: but then I also have a good little range of
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: Father's Day activities as well. So the first event that
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: I'll share with you is the award winning musical Lennox
• 33:56
  Speaker 9: av is coming to the Doctor Phillips Center this weekend.
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: This was written and composed by the Orlando resident Brandon Martin.
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: It tells the story of the famed writer and social
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: activist Langston Hughes. So it's set around the Harlem Renaissance
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: in the nineteen twenties and thirties in New York. It's musical,
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: so it's very music center. There's plenty of jazz, hip hop, rock, blues,
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: and more. The show also earns the Best Show award
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: at Orlando Fringe last year, so it's vetted by the community,
• 34:26
  Speaker 9: and they are putting this on at Doctor Phillips Center's
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: Judson's Live, which is that kind of more elevated like
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: speakeasy style venue, and I have a really nice bar
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: in there, mood lighting. It's very intimate and cozy, and
• 34:40
  Speaker 9: this show is going to have a few showings, So
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: seven pm and nine thirty pm on Friday, and then
• 34:45
  Speaker 9: six pm and nine pm on Saturday. Nice and tickets
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: start at fifty six dollars.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Not too bad, all right, very nice.
• 34:51
  Speaker 15: Good.
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: Also in the way of theater watching somebody on a stage,
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: we have Saturday Night Lives Marcello Hernanda performing two stand
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: up sets also at the Doctor Phillips Center this weekend.
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: So this is on Sunday. It is part of his
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: solo headlining comedy tour that he's on right now. This
• 35:11
  Speaker 9: is gonna be a special show because he's from Miami,
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: so Florida native. He talks a lot in his comedy
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: material about being Latino and he's just really good at
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: doing really over the top and weird impressions of people.
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: I think he'll have plenty, plenty of very Florida specific
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: comedy for us with his know, his.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Stand up clipped up and h and hit pretty good
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: a few months back. Yeah, he's one of the star
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: guys on SNL too. I mean, he was one of
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: the dudes that like he wasn't scheduled. You had to
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: pay attention a little bit.
• 35:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: It's funny because I you know, they release a Netflix
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: special and now he's touring. I wonder if it's different
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: material or if it's all right.
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: Sure, I'm sure there's some overlap, but I'm sure he's
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: gonna bring some fresh stuff, especially to his Florida shows.
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: I really think he's gonna throw in a little personable
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: content in there. But yeah, So his his first com
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: special actually came out at the end of last year
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: on Netflix and it was very very well received, like widely. Yeah,
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: it's hilarious. I love him. I think it's very funny.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:09
  Speaker 9: He also was at the time that he was hired
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: at SNL, he was the first gen Z cast member,
• 36:14
  Speaker 9: so like he really had a lot to prove, you know. So, Yeah,
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: he's taking the stage at Doctor Phillip Center at five
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: o'clock and then again at seven thirty pm on Sunday.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: Tickets start at sixty two dollars, but all weekend, the
• 36:27
  Speaker 9: Doctor Phillip Center is offering a little bit of a
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: deal online for a discounted ticket price for fathers for
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: all the day weekend.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: You can find that online. More information about there.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: How did they make you prove that you're a day See.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: I don't know, because father figure, like you don't know,
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: who knows sugar Daddy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: I could pull up and like, I don't know, they
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: don't know me, you know, you know.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Like because if you need proof, then either you're celebrating
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: fathers or a handful of liars.
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: Ye right, which okay, do they need a celebration the liars? No,
• 37:05
  Speaker 9: they don't.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Also Dad's debate too. Yeah.
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: Well next, Also this weekend, we have Mayhem on Mills
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: heading back to town. Oh yep, this is the this
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: is this is the it's a sight to see. This
• 37:26
  Speaker 9: is the independent pop up pro wrestling event that they
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: usually do in Mills fifty. It's very chaotic and high energy.
• 37:34
  Speaker 9: There's often a lot of more comedic performances. I didn't
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: attend myself, but I did hear that their last event
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: saw a pool noodle fight between two wrestlers, so it's
• 37:44
  Speaker 9: very Florida. This time, they're actually taking it out of
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: Mills fifty, which they do from time to time, and
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: host it at the Hourglass Brewing in Longwood. So luckily
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: for us, it's going to be endorsed this time, so
• 37:59
  Speaker 9: you'll be sheated, shielded from the heat and or whatever
• 38:02
  Speaker 9: afternoon storm is headed alway.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I thing would turn crazy, have you heard about idiot?
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Mean?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: It would they would start fighting in the middle of
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: seventeen ninety two.
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: I know, and they're sewing.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: They would it.
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: It's so they're so angry and disgusting.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Why do you smile when you say that?
• 38:16
  Speaker 13: Is one.
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: I just think it's so funny. I think wrestling is
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: like one of the most theatrical, Like it's like a
• 38:22
  Speaker 9: drag show a little bit almost.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: And there are a lot of younger people super into it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: A lot of young celebrities are super into.
• 38:27
  Speaker 9: Yeheah no, it's big. Yeah. So this Mayhem on Mills
• 38:32
  Speaker 9: is going to be celebrating their eighth year putting on
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: this like indie wrestling fest, so there's lots to celebrate.
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: This is going to be again at Hourglass Brewing in
• 38:42
  Speaker 9: Longwood on Sunday from four thirty to nine pm, and
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: tickets start at twenty five dollars.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: It's a great deal because it is a lot of fun.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: It's really kind of created its own culture, this whole thing.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, we started talking about it just a few
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: years back, I think the third or fourth one we
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: started paying attention to it because you know, we just
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: kind of found out about it, and then we found
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: out what was going on, Like it was completely insane.
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: Oh, it's insane. Have you been to it?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I've not been. I've only been to one. Actually, I
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: think it went to the first or second one because
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: we said Brendan O'Connor come in and talk about it
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: like that, okay, and he was the one who's got
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: to turn me on to it. Yeah. And I remember
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: the year I missed, the year they went into the
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: road and started fighting out in the road. I think
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: it was the year before that. Yeah. Yeah, it's still
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: a lot of fun, that's what I hear.
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: I have yet to attend, but I really would like to.
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: Wa Yeah, not too great. So lots lots to do
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: there that day. Some more Father's Day leaning events we have.
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: This is for the outdoors, Hey dads. We have a
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: Father's Day Adventure race at Little big Econ State Forest
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: this weekend. It's a four hour long all ages adventure
• 39:43
  Speaker 9: race that includes multiple race categories, so there's going to
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: be trekking, biking, paddling, and navigation challenges. They say participants
• 39:52
  Speaker 9: can expect both easy and more difficult checkpoints to both
• 39:56
  Speaker 9: give experienced racers a challenge but still make it like
• 39:59
  Speaker 9: very doable for beginners and it's family friendly, so kids
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: and everything.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: Registration starts at seventy five dollars per person and this
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: is on Saturday this year, not exactly on Father's Day.
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: Check In is at seven am and the race starts
• 40:14
  Speaker 9: at eight am. Okay, cool, Yep, it seems like it's
• 40:16
  Speaker 9: gonna be a little bit of an amazing race situation.
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: But just you're in the woods the whole time, gotcha?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: We have dad Bods in hot Rod's Car Show coming
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: to Deezerland Park this weekend. They say they're celebrating dads
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: of all shapes and sizes, and then they say no
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: six packs required. Okay, So this is a family friendly
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: car show and it is free to attend. You can
• 40:39
  Speaker 9: stroll through the displays of cars and trucks. There's going
• 40:43
  Speaker 9: to be live entertainment and food and they're also doing
• 40:46
  Speaker 9: an all day happy hour at their Double seven kitchen
• 40:49
  Speaker 9: and bar.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: They haven't said, yeah, exactly what that is going to entail,
• 40:53
  Speaker 9: but I'm sure we're gonna get some drink deals.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
• 40:56
  Speaker 9: And it is eleven am to four pm again at
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: deezerl Land Park on Sunday. It is free but Deezerland
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: is also offering a ticket deal this weekend again for
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: dads for their auto museum, so you could always cap
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: off the car show by going through the actual museum
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: for a discountant.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Very nice. I've never been out there. I've heard it's cool.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: It's been up in now like what three years, three
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: four years now? Whatever? I think at least. Yeah, it
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: used to be a good time. Used to be that
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: mall that something Bayne through about eight different faceless it
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: was that Bay for a while, and it was Mercato
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: was across the street, I believe, but this was like
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: it was a mall. That's where Vans, the Van's skate
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: shop was. There's that theater there that's got the seats
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: that you can smell and and they vibrate and you
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: want to smell.
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: Like a four when they like like puff the air
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: in there.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Movie you imagine that's what you said. Okay, there's a
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: lot of exist. We got a seat sniffer, Yeah, title.
• 42:06
  Speaker 10: Threat nothing, go ahead, sat sniffer.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: I'm also very happy that this is a family friendly
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: car show. I like how you said that. That made
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: me laugh because I want to go to the non family.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Friendly car I want to go to the rated ex
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: car show.
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: Please, whoa, whoa? Will you have to go with your kids?
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I would disagree, Okay, leave.
• 42:29
  Speaker 9: The okay, leave the kids at home.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're having a Father's Day problem with that one.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: By the way. Yeah, he wants to go ahead getting hammered
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: on Father's Day. Father's Day is for fathers go out
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: and do stupid stuff and leave the kids home.
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: No, it's it's to celebrate the people who made you
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: a father.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, So it's not about the fathers.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: So that they got to reward the day.
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying. My dad needs to be thinking me.
• 42:54
  Speaker 9: I'm the first born. I did a lot for him.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: That's quite a take. That is Jen's show right there.
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: I take it back, I take it back. Yet we
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: also have make Dad lol Father's Day Improv comedy show
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: at SAC Comedy Lab in downtown Orlando on Sunday. So
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: they do this comedy show every Father's Day and it's
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: usually a sellout event. I can't tell you exactly what
• 43:21
  Speaker 9: you'll see in the show, but we do know that
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: teams of professional improv comedians will be competing for laughs.
• 43:28
  Speaker 9: They'll be making up songs and scenes and more on
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: the spot. They're going to want some suggestions and audience
• 43:34
  Speaker 9: participation throughout the show, and then at the very end,
• 43:37
  Speaker 9: the audience is going to decide on a winning team.
• 43:41
  Speaker 9: Tickets start at twenty two dollars, but dads get have
• 43:43
  Speaker 9: price admission nice at their three shows to choose from
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: as well. So one thirty, three thirty and five thirty
• 43:50
  Speaker 9: pm on Sunday, very nice, very fun, very fun. We
• 43:55
  Speaker 9: have Go Skate Dad at red Light, Red Light on Sunday.
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: Skate Go Skate Dad.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, Joe, I was just trying to figure out what
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: he was going to do for Father's Day.
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: I told him, okay, So I didn't know what this
• 44:09
  Speaker 9: was previous to this, but Go Skate Day is celebrated
• 44:14
  Speaker 9: as a global holiday for skateboarders to basically drop their responsibilities,
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: drop what you're doing, and hit the pavement, hit the road.
• 44:22
  Speaker 9: So that's celebrated every year on June twenty first. This
• 44:25
  Speaker 9: year it overlaps.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: You probably don't know this. Do you view me? Do
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: you come mean when you look at me? Do you
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: think maybe back in the day your boy was a skater.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Do you that was charitable? Did you hear that.
• 44:40
  Speaker 10: Sure, we have to work on your line.
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: You were cool too, terrible you you're a skater I
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: used to be.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I used to skate quite a bit anymore.
• 44:50
  Speaker 10: Well, I mean I'm a hundred Okay, I see you're
• 44:56
  Speaker 10: very youthful. Appreciate that you think your So what's happening
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: at red.
• 45:02
  Speaker 9: Light So So Go Skate Day this year overlaps with
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: Father's Day, so Red Light red Light teamed up with
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: the organization Your Mom Skates, which is a women's skateboarding
• 45:14
  Speaker 9: group to celebrate both holidays and one so again a
• 45:17
  Speaker 9: family friendly kind of party environment celebration sort of situation
• 45:22
  Speaker 9: on Sunday from eleven am to five pm. There will
• 45:25
  Speaker 9: be a skate ramp and a street course to actually
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: skate on. All ages skate they they warned state at
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: your own risk.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I bet they do. I bet they do.
• 45:37
  Speaker 9: But then for those who don't actually want to get
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: on the skateboards, there's also going to be local vendors
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: setting up like a little marketplace situation. There will be
• 45:44
  Speaker 9: a bunch of food, pops up, pop ups, kid activities,
• 45:47
  Speaker 9: live music raffles, and then Red Light red Light is
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: offering a specialty beer for the day as well, and
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: it's completely free to attend.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Awesome. That sounds fun, man, that sounds fun. You know,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: we have one of the most famous female skateboarders, I
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: think globally in our audience.
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: Really.
• 46:02
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Her name is Jenna Hurt, and she has traveled all
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: over the world and actually she has an initiative thing
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: where she goes to countries that don't have skateboards or
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: skateboarders and she builds skate parks and she brings decks
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: that have been donated so she can get people who
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: don't have access to it access to it. And she's
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: she's an amazing human being.
• 46:21
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: And uh and I think she actually got dedicated. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: think she got inducted in the Skateboarding Hall of Fame.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not a hundred on that, but she is a
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: local legend and an unbelievable person. So that's very cool.
• 46:31
  Speaker 9: Oh sweet, good to know. I love her name. It's
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: very sitting for like a like a hardcore athlete. Yeah, yeah,
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: that's amazing.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Well is that it?
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: That is it for? Father's say this?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Can you
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: hang out for a few minutes you just told me
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: something about your about your dad. It was very interesting.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I think these guys would like to hear that. Okay,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: so and we have some news as well. Okay, all right,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: so say right where you are. Okay, all right, you
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: guys give it a good love for CHOYG.
• 46:54
  Speaker 19: Yeah, now, forget what I want for a Father's Day,
• 47:02
  Speaker 19: I mean, apart from being a dad. Yeah, sure, but
• 47:04
  Speaker 19: I feel like I have to spell it out to
• 47:06
  Speaker 19: my wife every year. I want to play video games.
• 47:11
  Speaker 20: I want a little booty.
• 47:12
  Speaker 19: I want to drink subourbon, and I want to chill
• 47:15
  Speaker 19: weather pool and one of those can be completely spontaneous.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:20
  Speaker 19: Just hand me a bourbon any point of the day
• 47:22
  Speaker 19: and I'm happy.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was good. It's gonna be kind of hard
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: for her to give you a smaller ass, though he
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: can figure that part out himself. A little booty, all right?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Four seven nine one text us seven seven zero three one.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm Jim. There's Dube, Jae Ross, Yeah, and
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Chloe G hanging out for another segment. Are we bothering you?
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: I'm so happy to be here.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, very good. It's air conditioning, it's air conditioned.
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: It's nice.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are we waiting, by the way, until until we
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: get a contact. Uh.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: We We've had an email contact. I asked him to call.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: There's been no response since. So maybe we should just
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: give it away again.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh oh, yeah, we'll just give it away again.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I'll have him bring it back, the big Green Egg.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: The box has been found. So yeah, the box has
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: been found. I told you today that last clue was
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: gonna do it. We had somebody And by the way,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: somebody just texted and said, it's the second time I
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: was walking up to get it and somebody was walking
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: away with it. Yeah, they said this the second time.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: I wanted somebody else to walk away with my big
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: green egg. But yeah, the big Green Egg has been found.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: And do we want to wait and see for the
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: guy to call before we kind of give away where
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: it was and everything. Yeah, we'll do that. We'll wait though.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: We want to talk to Chloe for a second. So
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Chloe and I were talking before the show and we're
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: just getting to know each other. This is like, what
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: your third appearance, third or fourth? Is it really? Yeah?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: It's not, is it? Yeah?
• 48:46
  Speaker 16: She knows?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, Jim thinks the year is twenty two. Okay, yeah,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: and I don't really know you all that well, right
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: we I you know, I called the Weekly actually talked
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: to my buddy fi As. I said, we want somebody
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: to come in and do this job. She's He's like,
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Chloe's gonna do the job for you. Yeah, we made
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: an email contact you come in and you've done this gig.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: And we're kind of a little bit by a little
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: bit kind of getting to know each other. And I
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: asked her today, I'm like, what's going on for father's say?
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: You like, I'm going to visit my dad in a
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: normal conversation, I was like, what does.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Your dad do? So tell these guys what your dad
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: did for years.
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: So he's retired now, but for about twenty twenty five years,
• 49:18
  Speaker 9: I believe he worked for the Marlins when they were
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: the Florida Marlins before they became the Miami Orleans. He
• 49:25
  Speaker 9: was there visiting clubhouse manager.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: That her dad works in professional Sportsami Marlins.
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: So I have a ton of pictures of me running
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: around as a baby in the clubhouse and taking baths
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: in the ice bath buckets. I always had David's sunflower
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: seeds in my school lunches. Very it was very influential
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: to me growing up. My bedroom as a child was
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: like Billy the Marlin themes. It was like like it
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: basically became that because there were like stuffed animals and
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: jerseys and little baseballs everywhere.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Now, did you get to meet any of the other players,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: like some of the famous players, I mean obviously like
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: the Wheelhouse wise, I mean that's like, you know, some
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: of the most famous.
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so absolutely. I can't say that I remember who
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: they were. I will say though, that I believe in Oh,
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: I can't remember what year it was.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: My godfather is Astrata.
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: No, but in the in the early two thousands, maybe
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: you guys know the exact year when the Marlins won
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: the World Series. I went with them to the White
• 50:23
  Speaker 9: House and met, oh, the president at the time, Bush.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would have probably been Bush. Yes,
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: I kind of remember. I went to one of those
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: World Series games and then they went on to defeat
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: the Yankees.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so keep talking about Yeah, he holds on
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: the stuff.
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you met the president because the Marlins one
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: you feel Jack, I'm good. So, how was that White
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: House experience? Was it cool?
• 50:54
  Speaker 9: I can't say that I remember it I was very small.
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: I've seen pictures of it, and it seems like I
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: had a great time.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, so big fother's day plans, Like you say, going
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: down south? Can I have some dinner with Pops and whatnot.
• 51:05
  Speaker 9: Yes, I'm going to my hometown. My sister and I
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: are going to take my dad out to dinner. We
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: might go to the beach. He like I was saying,
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: he really likes to browse hardware stores and shop for tools.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: That's wild.
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: So maybe we're going to take a trip to Harbor Free.
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: We'll go to home Depot. You'll have the time of
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: his life.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: You ever try to break him out of that mold
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: and do something else or suggest other things. He's just
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: stubborn and will not do it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: Absolutely not. It's just when you are if you're passionate,
• 51:29
  Speaker 9: like you got to chase that. But he also it
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: put me in such a funny spot because I feel
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: like I don't have a good sense of where to
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: go if I need something professionally fixed over because he's
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: so hand everything like it's always been just fixed.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Ye, that's so cool, man, you have a really good
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: relationship with your old man.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: What No, it's just exactly what my son will be
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: saying about me, you know, fix stuff.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh wow, did you please just briefly list
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: a few things that he's seeing you fix that he
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: will remember and that will be a forged memory in
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: his brain. Tell me, please, what the mechanisms did I
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: have fixed?
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Whatever, Body just hit me with some of that rotator splint.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Rotator splint. That's not the thing. All dysfunctional junction. Okay,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: dysfunctional junction. That's a j cole lyric. That's uh, you got.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Don't forget about the what is it? Thecremensonal Yeah, yes, shaft, Yeah, sure,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: discremensal shoft. She probably knows more about that stuff than you.
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: I don't think any of that's real. I'm gonna have
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: to say I'm no expert, a right.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Agree to Have you ever met Ross by the way,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, we were just talking right before that.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Very nice, very nice.
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've officially kicked it now.
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we're buds ere buds.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: All right four oh seven nine one text us at
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: seven seven zero three one. Yeah, we hit a We
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: hid a big green egg out in the world. I
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: wrote a little poem for people to go try to
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: find it, and somebody found it while you were with
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: us today, So it's kind of cool.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: So when did you start giving the hints to this?
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: Took you a week to write it.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Wow, did that sounds That's why I laughed. It sounded.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: It sounded a little Sunday.
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: A little charge charge.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Even our guess, our guest whos meant you six times,
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: says it's charged charge. She says it was just it's
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: a simple question. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: I speak that language. Took you a week to write it.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: It took me a week to write it. Yes, two
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: days to find it wasn't even two days.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: It's Monday at three point fifteen. The first clues Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, thursdays.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: That's four days.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Look, the meat on the bone yesterday did lead some
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: people around it. And then I knew today that one
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: sentence was gonna just summit right up. And sure enough,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: that's exactly what it was. And I think the first clues,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: the meaty clues that we gave him yesterday, kind of
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: led them to the area because a lot of people
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: were texting in and they were they were warm. I
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: was hoping that they went to another park that was
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: similar to the one that we put it in, but
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: that did not happen. And we even put this in
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: in Chat and in Claude and in pilot Ais and
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: it's still didn't really show where it was.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: Well, someone texted earlier saying that when they saw munch
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: people searching in the uh landscaping, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: the flower best I know what you're they knew that
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: they were looking at.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Somebody said somebody was just rifling through the flower
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: beds at Fort Mellon Park. But I've already left it
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: there once. I wouldn't do it twice, right, Well, Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 9: What was the most difficult place you've hit it in
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: the past?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Uh, The hardest place to hide it was, believe it
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: or not, over by Herndon Airport, Okay, yeah, because it's
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: a I hit it behind the sign, the old sign,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: and it was our right under it. And I had
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: to like run back and forth to my hiding place
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: because it's a highly trafficked area, even at three o'clock
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: in the morning. And that's exactly what I was. And
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: the other things, like I didn't want to get arrested
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: because I'm out there lurking around and doing stupid stuff.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: How are you dressed all in all black? You know,
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: all black? Three am running around the park and I
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: had to avoid homeless people because there are a bunch
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: of homeless people around and I didn't want them to
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: see me burying something and have them get a homeless
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: curious Oh I got it up. I thought you thought
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: it was contagious. Yeah. Yeah, it's like every day for you, right,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: homeless people. You know, who doesn't need one hundred and
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: fifty pound grill a dude pushing a cart.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: I now have a new goal for this Monster travel
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Hunt that you give out to Central Forest. Tell me
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: is that I kind of I'm rooting for a homeless
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: guy to win it?
• 55:37
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Man, that was so that's the biggest that can I
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: tell you. The biggest fear of doing this is having
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: some landscaper or whatever just go, oh, what's this and
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: then someone not familiar with the show, no idea, what's that.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: We had that happen with the radio station once where
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: we gave away a twenty thousand dollars motorcycle. And this
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: was like in the early nineties, when that motorcycle would
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: be like now fifty grand. And I'm not joking. It
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: was that expensive. And we because the rules of doing
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: this you have to allow anybody who walks up to
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: register to register, and you can't charge him to do it, right,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: That's a big part of this, right, So that's exactly
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: what we're doing. So we would take this motorcycle around
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: and do what they call hits. We would stop somewhere,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: we would let everybody know this is where we are.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Come on out register for the thing. Well, we live
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: in Florida, dude, there's tourists everywhere, and we for the
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: big reveal. They pulled the thing and they read the
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: name and it was a It was a seventy two
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: year old dude from New York who won our motorcycle
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: or seven. He wasn't from here. Maybe I don't know
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: if it was New York, but I knew he was older,
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: out of our demographic that we wanted to really attract, right,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: and he wasn't even from here.
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: Well did he come pick it up?
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to it after that. I
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: was so we were so mad. Yeah, I did not
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: care for that at all. We'll talk to the winner
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: in ten minutes. He's getting be calling, all right, do
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: we know his name, Yeah, Dan, Dan? All right, Dan,
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I mean do you want to announce what it was?
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Do we want to do that? I want to talk
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: to Dan because I want Dan to kind of go
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: through the poem and say how he broke it down.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: And if he says I just put it in one
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: of the ais, I'm going to be super pissed and
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: next year the clue is just going to be symbols. Okay, yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: that one what you tried to say?
• 57:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you cann't really get that out.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: It's fun. That was tough.
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: I don't think I've ever said that. We're not allowed
• 57:25
  Speaker 9: for No.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Better time to try it than right now in front
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: of a couple hundred thousand people. Good job, you are right,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: very good? All right? Four to seven nine four one
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: text us at seven seven zero three one sacle break.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: We'll come back and talk to Dan, the winner, the
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: founder of the Search your Asom contest, brought to you
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: by our good friends or our tools Asar word. Thanks Chloe,
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: always good seeing you, Thank you as well? All right
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: back in a second.
• 57:49
  Speaker 14: Oh man, that sure from Chloe g I could not
• 57:55
  Speaker 14: have held that laugh back if my life was dependent
• 57:59
  Speaker 14: on it.
• 58:00
  Speaker 12: Was just too good agreed, Buddy Olberk cool love blessings
• 58:04
  Speaker 12: on them. Yeahm In with regards to the father's dad thing,
• 58:08
  Speaker 12: I totally agree with Ross because for Mother's Day, you know,
• 58:11
  Speaker 12: we go all to row Way for our wives or
• 58:14
  Speaker 12: sisters or mothers, whoever the female is spa day, you know,
• 58:18
  Speaker 12: stay out to the kitchen, you know, deny at the restaurants,
• 58:21
  Speaker 12: that kind of stuff. So the father should be able
• 58:23
  Speaker 12: to do the same thing, golfing, hunting, sleeping, just hanging
• 58:27
  Speaker 12: out in the garage with a couple of beers, whatever
• 58:29
  Speaker 12: we want to do for that day. Yeah, I agree,
• 58:34
  Speaker 12: that would.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Probably be the consensus if we were to take a poll.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Apparently not.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm the minority when I say, like, dude,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I'm doing whatever I want. Yeah, if I want to
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: fapen in a corner, dude, I'm gonna fallen. I mean,
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: I just thought it was the first extreme example that
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: popped up.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, two for one didn't seven seven zero three one.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: You can text us deb and Jack and Ross are
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: here as well. I'm not shaking his hand, then you
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: shouldn't shake anyone. You should never shake a hand. Then
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I got bad news for you. At both hands By
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: the way, strangers in play don't ever use someone else's
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: phone either. Yeah. Ross. For Father's Day, that's when socks
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: are a good gift. Yeah, yeah, always a good gift.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Socks are great. I just bought new socks, a lot
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: of socks. Did you really? I am on your side, though, Ross, right,
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: I do you should be tooting rooting?
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: I really?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Do you believe the dads just got there and tear
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: department on their day? It's their day? Yeah? Yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: Let dad do what he wants to do and the
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: family coordinate around what dad has planned to do. When
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: you're gonna spend time with dad, So if Dad's gonna
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: go out and play golf all day, yeah, then maybe
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: you do a late lunch or an early dinner.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree with that.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: If he's hammered on the couch, you put a blanket
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: over him. You make sure he wakes up on time
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: for work on Monday, leave his ass alone.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: I don't see the problem with that, I really don't.
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: I know Chloe was joking, but if you want to
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: sell a rate your pop, then celebrate your pop.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree with that one hundred percent, man, I Yeah.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: And when to hear the frustration of men calling and
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: leaving their talkbacks. That's heartbreaking. Oh really, it's heartbreaking to me.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: It's really heartbreaking.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, when I told my wife, I was like, oh,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: I thought I was doing this then then I was
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: informed of like, oh, so you don't want to spend
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: it with us, and I was like, that's.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: One way to look at it. It's very passive aggressive,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: like I didn't know. Well, the thing is that you
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: want to spend some I mean you obviously you get
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: some time to yourself, but you are a father. I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: mean they're celebrating you, right, You're the dad, and your
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: progeny should be part of that celebration.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: It's like on your birthday, right, you should get to
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: do what you want on your birthday. But you know
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: other people, your loved ones, they make plans for you.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: But that's celebrating your birthday. It's different. I mean, if
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: you want to do whatever you want to do on
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: your I agree you should spend some time with your family,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: right yeah, yeah, yeah sure, But I just I'm one
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: of those fairness people. I'm asked you to grab the
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: kids and get your ass out of the house for
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: eight hours. I don't see why the flip isn't isn't
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: just as fair?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to make sure I have that
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Father's Day event before my next golf event, because on
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: this one, golf balls are coming in and doing. How
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: you doing? And then I take it back? Yeah? There
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: you go? All right? So we did the Search Your
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: aceof contest dropped the final clues today and uh, man,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, these guys are really good at
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: what they do. I'm going to find out exactly how
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: this guy found it, but you guys give it up
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: A good allowed for Dan. He is the winner of
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: the twenty twenty six Search Your asof Content. Yeah, Dan,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: how you doing, buddy? I'm good?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 11: How is everybody else doing?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: Doing very well? Aren't you? Man? It's an eighteen hundred
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: and seventy five dollars package that you won today.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah, very excited to win.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask you a question. Are you for
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: one thing? Are you a regular listener of the program. Yeah?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Actually I've been.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 11: Listening to Real Radio for like thirty plus years. I think, wow,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 11: the whole time had the show.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 21: Thank you.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: That's awesome, man, I appreciate that. So let me ask you, Yes,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: we're happy you won. Dad, yeah, yeah, yesterday when we
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: got the clues yesterday. Did you have an idea yesterday
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: and were you just waiting for that final piece today
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: to kind of clarify that that's where you thought it was.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 11: No, I was completely off the trail yesterday. I thought
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 11: it was in Sanford at Fort Mellon Park, and I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 11: didn't realize you guys had hit it there one year previously.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 11: So I was I was on Google Map, searching all
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 11: over Fort Mellon Park looking for places that could possibly
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 11: be and getting ready to kind of drive over there
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 11: this afternoon to be ready.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: And this morning I read the.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 11: Whole stanza again and it hit me that part about
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 11: Land Ho and Lake Toho in the baths, and so
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 11: I started that area this morning. And then I saw
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 11: there's an American legion over there too, and that word
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 11: legion was in there.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: So that's interesting because actually none of that, I mean,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: some of that you said was obviously part of the clue,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: but the legion was just what So here, I'll go
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: buy it a little bit real quick. So well, the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: first two don't really matter. The land where it rests
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: was Lando for traveling guests, it's bank's welcoming site. Well,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Lake Cassimi Lakefront Park used to be a steamboat landing, okay,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: so that that's where that clue came from. And it
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: was once another name. It grew to great fame, but
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: the rail extinguished the light. It didn't always used to
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: be Cassimi And I forget what it was named after
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: some it wasna like Allendale or something first and then
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: when the when the rail came, you know, all the
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: steamboat business that brought people to that area ended and
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: they started coming by train. Oh so when you go
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: to the next the crown jewel of the region, both
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Boor and Bass were and legion, but now it's for
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: all to sea. It used to be private land. There
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: used to be land that was only used for the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: steamboat landing, so it was business land. Now it's public land.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: It was the crown jewel of that entire area because
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: of another thing called the Monument of States that's right
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: near there. And Bore and Bass are two of the
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: names of the pavilions. All of the pavilions that Cossimulate
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Front Park are named after animals. And I just too,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I just chose to that worked well for the poem.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: But Boor and Bass are two pavilions at at the park.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Amongst this fine place is an interesting space in the
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: space Cossimulate Front Park because it's a it's a bunch
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: of different things. Monument of States is one of them.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: That's that's where I wanted to put it, but there
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: was really nowhere to hide it there. But right around
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: the corner there's a Veterans Memorial area. And in the
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Veterans Memorial area there is a stone representing each branch
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: of the military Navy, US Coast Guard, Army, Marines and
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: Coast Guard right, so the Space Force, no Air Force,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Air Force right, and the middle one is the Navy.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: So that's and basically it says a disciple of stones,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: each with their own homes, sentinels of a people kept free.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: In other words, those are the those are the institutions
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: that kept us as a country free from our invaders.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: And it was behind the one in the middle, in
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: a black box, just dropped right down in the bushes.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Did you literally walk right up to it and do it?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Or did you have to look harder? Oh?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 11: No, I spent a lot of time looking I actually
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 11: started at the lighthouse because I thought that was part
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 11: of it with the flame, you know that went out,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 11: and then walked over there's another.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: World War Two memorial over there, and.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 11: I spent a lot of time poking around in the
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 11: bushes there, and I was actually walking to that States,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 11: that State's memorial that you just mentioned, and on the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 11: way there, I passed the other one where it was,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 11: and as soon as I saw it, I knew that's
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 11: the spot.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: That's got to be the spot. And it's funny because
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: the Monument of States I couldn't even use as a landmark.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: And it's painfully interesting in itself, by the way. In
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: that Monument of States, which basically is like a thirty
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: or forty foot tall tower there and it has a
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: stone from every every state and hour in our country,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: and one of the stones actually was donated by Roosevelt,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: I believe, President Roosevelt. And in that in that in
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: that in that monument, there actually are remains of the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: guy who came up with the eye idea. It was
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: built in the forties as a as a reminder of
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: our victory in World War Two. So that entire complex
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: there is all around that stuff. So I had to
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: visit that place like three times before I could actually
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: figure out where I was gonna put the damn thing.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: And I didn't want to be disrespectful, but of course
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: it's the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary, and I thought
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: something near veterans or the military would be an appropriate call.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Congratulations Dan, Congratulations Dan, Dad, you did it. Thank you.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you, do you grill? I don't grill?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 11: And my wife was just actually just making fun of
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 11: me for this. So this is going to be I cook,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 11: but I do all of my cooking in the kitchen,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 11: so I'm actually very excited.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 11: And the other thing too, is there's a tool Day's
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 11: Hardware in my neighborhood where I live, and I'm there
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 11: like every weekend then for the house, and you can't help.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 11: Every time you walk in the door, you got to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 11: walk right by the grill section with these big green eggs.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 11: And every time I walk through there, I see those
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 11: things and I think I'm going to start saving my money.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 11: And one of these days I want to go back
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 11: there and get one. But the day is here, I guess.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's fantastic, awesome. And what part of town are
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: you in. I'm in the Handlin area. Oh, no way. Yeah,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: they just opened that one like literally last year or
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: a year before.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 11: Right, Yeah, it's coming real handy too.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: So matter of fact, I believe we were at the
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: opening of that Jack and I did the opening of
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: that store, and you're right it is. And by the way,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: the tools stores are amazing and my man is right there.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Not only is the grill section super awesome, but they
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: have so much cool stuff for Father's Day, Like I said,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: handmade knives, Coasta del Mare, sunglasses, post other Maui gyms
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: and stuff. So just a really cool family and uh,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: and we're super happy you won, buddy. It was really nice.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: It's nice to hear somebody who's been listening to the
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: show go out there and make it happen. And the
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: funny thing is, you're not even like a griller, but
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: yet did you just like the challenge of it?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 11: No. I love to cook and I wanted to get
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 11: one of these things, but I didn't want to just
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 11: go buy anything. I wanted to kind of you know,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 11: be particular about what I got, and you know, having
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 11: the money to go and do it, it's been tough.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 11: So this is nice to win.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Well, that's awesome, buddy, and we thank you so much
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: for being part of it. You guys give it up
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: good and low for dayan man. You on the hold, buddy,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: and Jack is gonna give you all the information and
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: stuff you need to grab your prize, and we'll want
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: you to come up here maybe grab some pictures and stuff.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: So thanks for everything. Happy Father's Day and congratulations. All right,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: thank you everybody. Hold you're the man, no problem whatsoever.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: And he's already a Toolsday's Hardware customers. So that that
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: that's just the cherry on top three decade listener decade
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: the listener.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: So it made up for the twenty thousand dollars motorcycle.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: All right four seven nine one six four one back
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: in a second with more than Jim Colbert shows.
• 1:08:42
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• 1:08:50
  Speaker 22: After Colbert all right, quick things, Roth, I am so
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 22: happy that I was at what will now be the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 22: genesis of what's going to bring you to world fame,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 22: getting naked in part of audiences.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 14: Uh too.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 22: Also, Ross, I have a whole new respect for the
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 22: world cop I think it was.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 16: A big thing.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Didn't really get it now I do. It's awesome. But also, Jimmy,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: do you know the difference between a bad joke and
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: a dad joke? Yeah? Don't. I don't know.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 22: Well, I mean, obviously it's the first letter, big dup oh.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 22: And yeah, since I unfortunately no longer have my father
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 22: with us and I am not a dad, I'm gonna
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 22: be spending the day.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Doing things me and my dad love to do.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 23: Big out right, I'll du Speaking of Father's Day, We're
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 23: gonna change it up a little bit.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: This year.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 23: My wife and I would be driving down to Bushnel
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 23: to visit my dad veteran cemetery. He passed away in
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 23: twenty twelve, so I haven't been down there since it's
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 23: been fourteen years, and I'm just now starting to miss
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 23: my dad and these other days I wish she was
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 23: still around, just to just to see how we're doing.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: All of his kids are doing well.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 23: And yeah, she's gonna change it up, go visit him,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 23: paying respects and say hey.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Four seven nine six four one textus seven seven zero
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: three one, I'm Jim. There's dead Hello Jack, you know
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: and Ross, Seriously, my kid has a rash. I think
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of people are so your father's pass are
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: do you plan on doing anything. Uh, just Chase, because
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Chase had a much bigger or much more cognizant relationship
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: with your dad. I mean because he was around longer. Right,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: what is your question? Are we doing anything? No, on
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Father's Day for him? I don't know if you guys
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: do that, because he's he's not buried, right or is
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: he No, he's still kind of misplaced. He's still in
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: my laundry room where I think he is. So there's
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: no set space where you guys could go and lay
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: a flower or or you know, have a memory or
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: something like that, like a graveyard, like uh, you know
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: for my mom. My dad's alive, so for my mom,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Like you don't have anything like that. No, no, No,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: don't have anything like that. No.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: It just sometimes I let my son hold my dad's ashes,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: like because I don't know where the main entree is. Yeah,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: like the main thing of ash. Yeah, it's in the
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: laundry room. Okay, this must be the biggest laundry room
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: of all time, by the way. No, it's just really messy.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: And then but I also have like a small sample
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: size like a Geber right right right, that's like on
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: like on like a little desk like paperweight thing, Like
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: when you go to the.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Food court at the mall, they've got that tray with
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: just like one little piece of bourbon chicken. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: And then sometimes I let my son hold like the
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: small thing of my dad's ashes, and I gotta tell you,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: it gives me goosebumps every time.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool. That's wild, right, It's epic free
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: generations right there. Look how close you guys are, but
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: so far Dad or Jack? Do you do anything like that?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: Did you just call him daddy and you thought we
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: weren't going to rip you on that? Are you aware
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: that the show is almost eight years old in November
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: the air.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: Was still vibrating and you jumped in like for me
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: saying the word it was barely I you immediately jumped
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: on dude content it's Jack so daddy, No Jackie. Do
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: you do anything like that for your dad?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 19: Uh?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll traditionally do I'll put up a post a
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: picture of my dad and my stepdad in honor of them.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: But outside of that, in the day is about me
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: playing video game games and my wife making me whatever
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: I want to eat.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a really good question. So if they're families
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: out there. What what? Nothing? No, No, it's a good question
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: because he said stepdad. Like I mean, what I'm saying
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: is like, if you're a dad or you know, and
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: you marry into a family, you marry a woman who
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: has children already, you're not their dad, but and they
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: have a dad, but you don't have children with the woman.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: The only children you have are the ones that are
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: part of that relationship. Do you get celebrated like the
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: dad does? I did?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: It depends on your relationship with some step dads are
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: take on that full dad role? I mean you did,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: and then you ended up adopting I did. Yeah, So
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: I mean that that's as much dad as you can be.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: And the thing is, I can't remember, to be honest
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: with you, I cannot remember if if my guys actually
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: went back with their dad before the adoption happened and
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: things went awry when he wasn't in the picture anymore.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that. I think they may have at
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: least one year. But that's it, And it's okay to
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: celebrate both. Yah No, yeah, you know. So it's like
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: my oldest daughter, she's my stepdaughter. She has her dad's
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: in the picture, so you know, she'll do something with
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: him and then hopefully we'll have a meal together and
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: all'll be fun and cool. And I guess I mean
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: the guy has to I mean the stepdad that has
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: no you know, biological children just kind of has to understand, right,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, it just has to understand. Like
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: the kids go, they see dad and they do the
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: dad thing. They come back and you're like kind of second,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: You're the second player. Sometimes it doesn't have to be
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: that every time, but.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: No, and it's unique to each family. Yeah, in the
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: role that they still and the relationship they still hold.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree with that. What is the what
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: is the common gift for a dad is jack? Do
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: you know what would you get last year? Do you
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: remember me? It's I got golf balls? I mean mine's
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: like almost the same thing every single time. Is it
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: like clothing? Like it's clothing. Usually my wife will make
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: sure something happens, heyah, something nominal, Yeah, something small. Yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Have you guys noticed mosquitoes around your house? Like a
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: swarm of mosquitos? Yeah? But then I got rid of
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: this tire that was holding water in the backyard.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, been last night just sitting out talking
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: on the phone and it's just at that right time
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: and just.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: But have you seen swarms of them? Now? Man, I
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you have I have you because you lived
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: near us.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: I saw midge flies a few weeks ago, but they
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: only they only lived for twenty four to forty eight hours.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: I remember when we couldn't say that that's what they're called.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: So the other day, I mean yesterday, I walk out
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: and I look at my porch and there are when
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: I say, mosquitos everywhere. They're everywhere. They're dead, and my
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: porch is covered with them to the point where I
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: could slide my feet and it would see you would
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: see trails where the mosquitoes were.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, those are probably midge flies, which look like mosquitoes,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 7: but they're not.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 7: They're an excellent source of food for fish and birds,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 7: but they don't bite, and they don't last more than
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 7: a couple of days.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: But they like the color white. Oh that's my entire
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: front porch is white. So they're attracted to white. You Oh, stop,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: But the whole idea, like when I got out there,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, they're everywhere, and they're dead. They
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: are piles of them on my front porch, like piles
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: of them. Yeah, all right, four O seven nine six
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: four one text us as seven seven zero three one.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: You guys saw that we have a new fast food king, right.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: I saw the headline, but I didn't click on it
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: because I was excited to hear about it today on
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: the radio.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you see it? I did? Yeah, did you
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: see it?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 15: Jack?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, man, there is a new fast food champion.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Chick fil A's rain is over for burger King. Come on,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: burger King, it's not burger King. But I gotta tell you, dude,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: you gotta stop. We gotta stop sleeping on the wapper.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: I had a whopper for the first time in probably
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: ten years the other day, and Jack was a thousand
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: percent right. That is a damn good sandwich, dude. I'm
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: calling you. That's what I'm doing on Father's Day.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 18: Now.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: The fries were okay, the coke was good, whatever, But
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: that Wammer sandwich was absolutely delicious.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: Well that was a mistake he made right there, because
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Burger King get onion rings and so.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't get the onion rings. I just got the fries.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: But god, it was so good. And this was a
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: busted assburger King too, by the way.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: But every time those fries adopt an onion ring, they
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: it's like a white dude had a barb.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Came to the party, bring your friend in. No like
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: a urine stowaway bringing Todd to the barbecue.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: God, it was so good. It was delicious. It's not
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: burger King, though. I can't even come close to think.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: You gotta tell you and I don't, And I don't
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: know who did this poll. But look, I've been in
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: both of these places, and they're both wonderful places, but
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: still customer service wise, I just don't think you can
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: have a better experience in a fast food setting than
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Chick File. And you don't know who it is.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: I can't even guess. Take a guess Arby's. It's not Arby's.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: Uh uh oh, we're leaving out McDonald's.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: It's not McDonald's. And to be honest with you, I
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: find it weird. Did you also find it weird who
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: it was? Yeah? Yeah, because it's not really what you
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: would consider drive through a stereotypical fast usual no no
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: drive yet, no drive through. I eat it on the regular.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: After an eleven year, after an eleven year run results
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: from sixteen thousand respondents knocked the Chicken chain from its
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: coveted spot and favorite of a sandwich shop sub No
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Jersey Mikes is the answer Jersey Mike's gas Jersey Jersey
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Mikes has taken over it's recommended for freshness, food variety,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: and value, scoring in a score of eighty four out
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: of one hundred, edging Chick fil A by one point.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: After two hundred and thirty eight net new locations in
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five and clearing four point two billion dollars
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: in sales.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: All it took was in adding Eli Manning to the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: commercials because he's a commercial gold.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: He is commercial gold, and it is a great product,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: there's no question. But I do not understand how to me,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: you still have to get out of your car to
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: go get it. Yeah, And for me, fast food means
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: you don't have to get out of your car to
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: go get it. Yeah. And that's why I think that, Like,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: I do not understand how that ever happened.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: I don't understand how it could be considered fast food
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: when you have to get out of your car.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: I thought the whole point of fast food is that
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 7: you'd have to have a drive through.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I thought as well, But that's not
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: exactly what they say. They say fast food, that Chick
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: fil A is its rain is over and they are
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: now the new fast food chain, winners to quality and satisfaction.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: I love Jersey Mikes. I want Jersey Mike to do
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: anything he wants to me. I love those sandwiches. They're bacon.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not even a big bacon guy, but they're bacon
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: over a Jersey Mikes. Yeahah, phenomenal, munchy, Yeah, a little dark.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: I need to start ordering things other than just the
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: Italian sub but they are my favorite Italian subs.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Is funny enough, I was about to talk about that
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: very thing. So for me, one of the tells of
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: a good sandwich shop is not their Deli sandwiches, because,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: in my opinion, you know, you could just cut up
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: Deli meat stacking on a sandwich. And I know that's
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: kind of a blasphemed thing to say, but you could
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: get pretty close like a huah wa. Italian sub isn't
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: gonna be so far away from other Italian subs because
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: it's the God are you telling me you wouldn't be
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: able to tell Jersey Mikes is like a five time
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: better scrap and Stossio's is five times better than that.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: So but my point is this, the bread and the
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: meats are about the same. You're gonna get your ham
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: capa cole salami, and it's gonna be made up of
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: the same stuff. Right to me, what makes a a
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: sub shop is the cheese steak. I believe if you
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: make a good cheese, take everything else on the on
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: the menu is gonna be pretty good. And I think
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Jersey Mikes does a damn good cheese.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: There's one indicator of a sandwich shop going from good
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: to great, from great to amazing, and you it's when
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: they slice it, when they have the slicer, when the
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: freshmen themselves cannonball shaped thing of meat like a sphere
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: of bird.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Bird sphere, and then they just, you know, just grind it.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: Against this spinning three sixty blade and you can just
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: see it translucent as meat paper shoots out on the
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: other side of it.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: Oh lord God.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: Our Jersey Mike connection on staff at Local just texted
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: and he said they have begun opening drive through locations.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Really, I didn't know that logo was that crazy
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: about him.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: Now with all of that, he was an endorsement for
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: a while, and we every time we do a Monster's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: Brew bus, they at Jersey Mike's provider.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Jersey Mikes. So and so let me
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: preface that, but the last time I was at Jersey Mikes.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: You ever walk into any restaurant, fast food place, anything,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: and then you get caught up in the drama of
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: the employees, and then you're like, do you comment, Yeah,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think Brandon's going to be a working here
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: for very much longer.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Getting one of those popeyeesacking. Yeah, Like I I literally
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: walked in. The first thing I heard was he just
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: threw cheese at me. The best thing is like when
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: you're to drive through and you can hear it to
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: the restaurant, but like, no, he didn't.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh I love Jersey Mike said, I love
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: if you would he on the app and you have
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: it go. You walk in and there's that long line
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: and you just right have your food and you're out.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: I thought, also a little weird at this Jersey Mike's.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Maybe this is being a little too specific, but she
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: the person ringing me up or at that position was
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: probably nine eight months pregnant. And then the one of
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: the dudes was on our wee gate in Jersey. Yeah,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: one of the dudes was on a break and I
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: gotta tell you, just a rough.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: Look.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: It's just a rough seeing this guy complaining about getting
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: cheese tossed out.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, pregnant woman is making sandwiches. Yeah, I got yeah,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I have a good scene there. Yeah. Yeah, it's uh yeah,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: public's uh. Somebody said public subp is for them, and
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: then somebody said, hot take, Chick fil A's trash. I
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: don't buy that. Chicken Bilaz is not trash. No, I
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: wouldn't say. It's just super consistent. That's where they score.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: I'm super consistent. I'm only surprised where they do kind
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: of tricky a little bit in the sense of like
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: they only do like four or five things. Yeah, but
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: that's all they have to do, right, And if you do
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: it well and consistently, Yeah, that's the whole thing. You
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: just have to make it, it's a winning for him. Yeah.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: And they went fried chicken. They were like, the voted
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: the best fried chicken. I'm like, that's not fried chicken,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: that's only that. Yeah, that was suspect. Yeah, that's on
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: a fried chicken restaurant.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Also, Chick fil A still falls guilty of every fast
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: food establishment, which is like, go there right before it closes.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: You bite into anything, Tell me how it bites back?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah and it does? Yeah, alright, seven seven zero
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: three one back in a second.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 21: Hey, I was at o'hana ful to all the fathers
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 21: out there, holy la McCool khane, And that's how you
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 21: would say it in the Hawaiian language. Anyway, me, I
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 21: got no chaw RNs. So this Sunday definitely will be
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 21: watching the US Open, probably kicking back and forth on
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 21: some World Cup games because I'm hooked like a big
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 21: bish love me the World Cup? Jack, Do you remember
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 21: Don's hoogie's over here? And I give my props to
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 21: Jersey mics. But anyway, Aloha hello.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 20: Chicka is not fried chicken. You have to be able
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 20: to hold fried chicken. And I want to say suck
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 20: the bone, but that's just so necessary and inappropriate. But
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 20: you have to do that. You have to be able
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 20: to do and eat the crispy bits that your mom
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 20: fries and you break off when you walk by the plane.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 8: Hey, guess I hope you guess it?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Well, Jack, I think you're wrong. It's not Eli Manning
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: who did it for Jersey. It's Danny the Beetle? Is
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: that always sunny in Philadelphia? Vibe bro? Thanks by? Yeah.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: I was actually joking when night that Eli Manning right
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: over show or oady one or four point one. I'm
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: jim there's deb head track YEA thought that they look
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: similar twins the remake? Do you want to do? The
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: alert that I got? So we're waiting for the my
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: spot to come up, and Deb looked at me. He
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: goes and Deb like I could read Deb's voice and
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: her her body expressions because she just sits there. She'll
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: go and what'd you say you?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 7: I went and then I jacked on the counter to
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 7: get his to get his attention because this was not
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: the ring alert I expected to see.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Is it a bear?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 13: No?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Keep guessing ross a wolf? No? A fox? No? You
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: want to one more guess? Jimmy already knows. Uh. A
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: big bird, No, a bob the big bird, A bobcat.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 7: A monkey seen across the street from Gilbert Park and
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 7: Mount Dora, be aware could be dangerous.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: There's a loose monkey in Mount Doraully.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 7: Someone's pet and not wild again. We just had a
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 7: monkey sighting what in Longwood, just a couple of weeks ago,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 7: So we don't know if these are the same monkeys
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 7: that are up into Silver Springs. Yeah, that will take
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 7: the hat and the sunglasses right off your head.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: They will take everything.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 7: They'll take your money, they'll take your camera, they'll take
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 7: your food.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: They're not afraid.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: So we don't know where these two sightings are if
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: this is the monkey that decided to visit Mount Dora
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: after hanging out for a bit and.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: Long way, Yeah, do not try to do not under
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: any circumstances try to draw the monkey to you. There's
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: no do not do that. Do not offer food, do
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: not do any of that stuff. Those things.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, do you know one of the other things you
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 7: shouldn't do that I don't think a lot of people
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 7: are aware of. Don't smile at it to monkeys because
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 7: primates when you show your teeth, Oh, you're threatening them.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So that's Jim and Deb's advice, which is also
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: probably extremely right. But my advice, go ahead and pet
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: that thing. Maybe not a smile, don't want to scare it,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: but have fun with it.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: Oh man, have you ever.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: Seen what even a small primate like that can do?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I should share this, but I
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: once got high with a monkey. It was a spider
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: monkey named Mama. I was in high school, and I
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: learned a lot.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I don't okay, real quick, you know, real quick about it.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know, is that is that animal cruelty? Yes? Yeah,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: without question it is. But uh, I mean probably twenty
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: years ago, definitely. I mean, I'm guessing you blowing giant
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: bong hits into a monkey's face isn't going to be
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: prosecutable twenty years late. But let's hear the story.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: I can't believe they didn't pick him for the jury.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: I even remember what it wasn't bar rooms? Did I
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: remember what we were smoking? It was blunts. It was
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: white owl, vanilla green leaf. All right, very good, that's
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: an odd thing to remember. That clearly kind of guy
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: did the monkey freaking out?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: I'll never forget getting ripped with that monkey did do?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: Is so awesome?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: The monkey smoke as well? Are you just blowing hits
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: in its face? I believe I never blew a hit
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: in the monkey's face. That I did not do that
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: the people who I was with definitely did that. And
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: to be honest with you, don't know if the monkey
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: got stoned or not, but I do know that we
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: were in tears when it was going through my friend's hair.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: Thought it was the funniest.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fleeing your friend, my friend, you needed
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: a haircut, and like, sure we were stoned, but sober.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: You're also pissing your pants over that as well, Like, yeah, name.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: Was mama, my friend. It was a former circus monkey.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: I know it sounds like I'm making that up, but
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: it was his mom's. Uh, it was his mom's acquisition,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: super dope. I always asked him what it was like
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: living with a monkey full time, and he basically told me,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: instead having an awful.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Roommate, it is man, there's a guy online or a
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: girl online that has one, and it's it's bigger than
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: you think. Right, Well, it was just one bigger than
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: you think. This was a spider monk. No, they're tiny. Yeah,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: but what's cool.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: About spider monkeys is that their arms are as like
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: long as their legs.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: And yeah, you know I'm telling you this is the
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: same thing. Then it just must be a little bit
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: bigger than the one that you're experiencing, and it lives
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: with them, and it is completely off the walls twenty
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: four hours a day. It is, man, it is mania.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Just watching a video of it gives you so much anxiety.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: The thing is everywhere, swings off chandeliers, then it hits
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: the swings from there to the stairwell. It's just completely insane.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 7: You haven't lived till you've joined Kristin Bereford over at
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: the Care Foundation and had.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Monkey movie Night? Oh, what's monkey movie Night? That's when
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: you watch a movie with the monkey in the room.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: They watch it or just yeah, they watch it. We
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: all sit on the bed and we watch them watch Tarzan.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: Nah they find that offensive, Jim, do they? Yeah? I
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: had no idea so politically. I didn't know it could
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: be crass to the monkeys.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just lost the lost the monkeys, lost all
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: the monkey listeners.
• 1:29:31
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  Speaker 2: pending on watching the Grammys?
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• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: That way you can find out what bands you don't
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  Speaker 2: know about. Have you thought about doing that? Watch the
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  Speaker 2: Grammys and be reminded that you need to moisturize. Watch
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  Speaker 2: the Grammys and realize completely how far you are disconnected
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  Speaker 2: from actual culture in our world. Now, I do like it.
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  Speaker 4: They they they've become more music bass as opposed to
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  Speaker 4: awards based, and you see a lot of unique collaborations
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  Speaker 4: day I would.
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  Speaker 2: Agree with that. Yeah, and I do agree. I think
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  Speaker 2: the Grammys they go all out to make sure the
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  Speaker 2: sound is good, the collabs are fun, the performances are
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  Speaker 2: on point. I do agree with that, and I do
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  Speaker 2: like watching it. They've added some new categories. Have you
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: heard No, this is very interesting to me. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is real interesting.
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  Speaker 8: So it is.
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  Speaker 2: Five new award categories, as shared by the organization, are
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  Speaker 2: Best Asian Pop Performance, one performance, Best Asian Pop Performance. Now,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: why wouldn't it just be pop performance and then just
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: have Asians as part of that gig? Right? Because BTS
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: is just another boy band that we've seen already iterations
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: of from the nineties. Why does it have to Why
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: does Asian have to be in there? Why can't it
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: just be best Pop Music Performance? Why do they have
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: to break that off? Because I think K pop is
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  Speaker 2: becoming such a big genre. It's a way too Are
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  Speaker 2: they doing that to keep American artist in? Because the
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  Speaker 2: K pop things so big. I mean, I'm asking you
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  Speaker 2: keep engaging with that audience.
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  Speaker 3: Best guests that I have is that when I hear of,
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  Speaker 3: you know, best Asian pop performance, is that the I'm
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: not some pop you know, I'm not a pop master,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: but I do know that pop music and Asia is
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: almost its own genre, whether it's jpop, K pop, like,
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  Speaker 3: it's got its own thing. It's probably even more important
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: right now in Asia pop music than maybe here out
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: in the West. It's got its own little sing it's
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: got its own little flavor. Well, there's no question, but
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  Speaker 3: it is just still pop music. I guess I just
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  Speaker 3: don't understand where we disagree. You don't think so it's
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  Speaker 3: just a different version of pop.
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  Speaker 2: Music, don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think J pop, K pop and American pop
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: music are those are two different.
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  Speaker 2: So you're telling me, you're telling me that I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: put an en Sync or Backstreet Boys or any of
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: those songs right next to a K pop song, any
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: of the BTS songs, and it wouldn't sound similar. Super
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: overproduced music where boys are dancing and and and and BTS.
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  Speaker 3: Like I said, I'm not some pop master, but BTS
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: isn't even what I'm referring to when I think about
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: the songs that I have in my music library that
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: from Asian artists, from Asian artists that are like K
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: pop jpop heavy on the horns, like Super Mario Galaxy
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: or not Galaxy but Odyssey Vibes. I just lost everyone there.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: But it's like heavy on the horns, heavy on the bassline.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: It's not necessarily like girl, you're driving me crazy. It's
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: more adventurous and whimsical with your relationship with life. At
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: least that's been my experience with K pop and jpop music.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: Doesn't it sound like they're building in this just for
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: like the BTS thing though? Right? It doesn't sound like
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: for and for everyone who will follow BTS in the
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: you know, in the the wake of them, like they
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: did with Backstreet and in Sync. You know, there were
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: just LFO. I could go on and on and on
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: about how many bands spurned out of that, and they
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: didn't create a new pop performance that wasn't like a hey,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: here's the best boy band. It was still just a
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  Speaker 2: pop music performance in my opinion. I mean, I just
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: found that kind of weird that they added Asian to it.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: What are the other genres? Are they all Asian Asian rapper?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: And then I would be like, this has kind of weird,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: and didn't they used to do that before? Did they
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: have black performances? Didn't they also isolate that into best
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: Black performance at one point or I think they did that.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: Look at the Grammys. No know what I'm saying. In
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: the Grammys. I think one of the the it used
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: to be, uh, they used to designate black music as
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: part of that. I think back in the seventies they
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: did that. They stopped doing it, but I believe they
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: did best R and B collaboration or duo group performance,
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: the best traditional pop vocal performance. What does that even? Why?
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: What's traditional pop vote? What would that be?
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  Speaker 13: To me?
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  Speaker 3: Traditional pop music? Is that example that I'm going to
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: try to sing better this time.
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  Speaker 2: Of You're driving me crazy. I'm not a good singer.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: But the Charlie Pooth thing, I mean is that a
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: great I mean he's a pop performer and he's a
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: solo pop performer. Is that pop music or not? I
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: would think it leans on pop. But yeah, like would
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: justin Timberlake's music be traditional pop music? I would say so? Yeah. So,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't we I thought we already had that.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's preserving that so it's not overrun with new
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: developing chn Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe. So that's what I said earlier about the Asian thing,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: because there's so many of these bands coming out that
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: they need a separate category because it would be hard
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: for any other bands to get in there because there's
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: so many of them.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: And it probably wouldn't be right for them to do
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: a white tonely category.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you find that? What I was talking about?
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 16: Though?
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: Best Traditional Folk Album and Best Latin Song, which again
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: I thought already existed. I thought the folk traditional albums
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: are already there, isn't there? What like Mumford and those
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: guys want over and over and this guy, Noah Kahan
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: is gonna win over and over. He's on a traditional
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: pop guy. That's a that's more of a foulk thing,
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: is it not?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, And that's the thing about genres with music
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: is that they're they're not absolute. You know, they're just
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: the best way that we can create a way to describe.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, what is that right?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And you know, be honest, the Grammys have like
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: a history of this. Wasn't it the Grammys that gave
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: jethrow Toll the Best heavy Metal Performance or something like that.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: The first time they had the heavy Metal Oh Grammy,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: they gave it to Jet Throtel Well. Metallica had the
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: biggest album in the world at the time, and Ian
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: Anderson famously saying, I don't think they know what heavy
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: metal music is. They known, It's so crazy, Like, how
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: could you not, Like you're the Grammys, how could you
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: have any idea? Like you can't just reach out the
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: door and go, hey, by the way, what's heavy metal?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Somebody in the street knows, so just to go ahead
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: and you know, cover my tracks. It's Mickey Matsubara. Mickey Matsubara.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 3: Mickey Matsubara is what got me in to like K
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: pop J pop.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: And he's a solo artist. I assume it's a woman.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: It's a woman, I believe, okay, And it's just so
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: much fun. Is she part of the Demon Hunter K
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: pop thing or no, no, no this I mean that's
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: an old artist.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mickey Matsubara has been doing it for decades and
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: I want to say, like sixties, seventies, eighties is hurt
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: the peak of her career. Really, that's wild yeah, it
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: is weird. I am bumping it at a red light
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: and that's Korean music. I believe she is jpop. So
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: it's Japanese. Yeah yeah, I'll be damn. Is there a
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: C pop? Is there Chinese pop?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I you know what, I would think
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: it's not the same fun in wimsay Bela, because like
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: when you listen to K pop J pop, how do
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: you not stop and go? Oh what? Wait? Say what
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: is that? This is too much fun? Tune in for
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: North Korean pop. They're dancing for their lives. Don't mess up. Yah,
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: you're attitude in your family dies.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: The only day I found on older caategories it's the
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: R and B classification of having R and B categories.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 4: And then they added Latin categories as well. Yeah yeah,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: so Latin.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Music and now they're adding Asian. Well maybe it was.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: I remember. Here's why I remember this a right, So
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: I remember when you listen to the old Casey Caseum,
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: the old billboard was it? Yeah? What is that top
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: the billboard?
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 24: Top?
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Some of you and you listen to that, and
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: some they would talk about to America top forty. There
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: you go, and they would talk about like when they
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: would introduce an artist that that artist won, you know,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: Best Black Artists or whatever at the Grammy. They would
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: say that. And those shows were like recorded in the eighties,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: so maybe I you know, it went back to the seventies,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: but I specifically remember that. Do you remember that at all? Oh, Casey,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: case Well, then talking about like winning specific Grammys for
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: black artists, I don't. Yeah, yeah, I don't. It's always
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: version And now I'm going to go find it because
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact that exists. The Grammys have
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: never had a Best Black Artist category. No, got something else.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: It's a thing. It's definitely not. They don't get different
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: TV than everybody done. It was local broadcasts they say
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: they have. That was in my guy, That was in
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: my buddy's bedroom. I'm sorry.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: Next topic, categories historically shaped by black culture, such as
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 4: R and B rap, global music, and African music.
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• 1:38:40
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• 1:39:03
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
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  Speaker 25: Back in the early nineties, I went to Hong Kong
• 1:39:10
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• 1:39:30
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• 1:39:32
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  Speaker 13: I'll smile right at it and wave hide away.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you where I got the black artist thing
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: from and the black Awards thing from. The billboard charts
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: like the Billboard two hundred right used to have used
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: to call their R and B charts Hot Black Singles
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• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: you know, top America's top one hundred or whatever, he
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: would mention those billboard charts because the songs would be
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: charting on the black charts, but not necessarily on the
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: white chart or not as high. That's how they would
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: say it. And that's why I remember that from topic
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: what what did Casey Caysam say? You keep your head
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• 1:40:50
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• 1:43:27
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• 1:43:34
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• 1:43:46
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  Speaker 2: some of these women, you are like, dam that is
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  Speaker 2: a very cute person. She's very pretty and that cheery
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  Speaker 2: there she is like taking on three dudes for fifteen
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars or whatever it is. You never know what
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: you don't you know, but man, yeah, A couple others
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  Speaker 2: that did not make the list. Okay, buddy, I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know what that was that but that was awesome,
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  Speaker 2: all right. A couple others that did not make the
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  Speaker 2: list before we get to ross thoughts. You have a
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  Speaker 2: ross thoughts correct? Oh yeah, I hope it works. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: very good, count Racula. How did you say no to that?
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: Inch by inch and smoking tailpipes? Inch by inch kind
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  Speaker 2: of sounds like, uh, you know, like from the makers
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: the makers of Who's Honey? I Shrunk the Kids?
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  Speaker 18: Right?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 3: Way different than that comes the next family comedy. Inch
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: by inch sen Rick moranis.
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  Speaker 2: What's coming up for thoughts.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: That's so crazy because I was talking to Jack about it,
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: and he we been debating on whether or not I
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: should do this because we could talk about Father's Day
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: and how I'm definitely gonna swing and miss on my
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: own Father's Day. But no, I am here for fun.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: We're here for adventure like this we're here for whimsy. Jim,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: have you ever played Dungeons and Dragon I've never played it, buddy.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: Now we have tried this once before, and I'm here
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: to tell you it didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Go that well. Why is that?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: Because I thought I should have done one thing. I
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: should have zigged instead of zagged. I've always loved Dungeons
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: and Dragons. Now trust me, I don't. You don't have
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: to touch the dial. We're not gonna play Dungeons and Dragons.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: But we are going to choose our own adventures, okay.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: And I've always loved mad libs or choosing your own adventure,
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: and I thought, well, what who better than us for
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: to have our own choose your own adventures? I love it,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: so I actually have. We're gonna go where. We're gonna
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: go somewhere where no radio segment's ever gone before. We
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: are going to have three different stories, three different adventures. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Dad will have their own her own adventure. Jack will
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: have his own adventure. You'll have your own adventure.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect. So how about that for Rossos? That seems like
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: content to me.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: That sounds good. I'm a little lost, but I'm sure
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: you'll expend it. All next, right, it's three different beginning, middle,
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: and ends. Okay, dude, we'll do that next. It is
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: and you will come to know my wrath, Jim colebut
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: you have aligned me and my is all gullible followers
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 2: for the last time. Decades ago, you mercilessly panned on
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  Speaker 2: air Mission Impossible Too with Tom Cruise, and I struck.
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  Speaker 15: The hair from your head with divine You rady at
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  Speaker 15: this sacri to just talk.
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  Speaker 2: Of discontinuing my tax free status. Now demands of me
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  Speaker 2: a ruthless response made a curse of the soggy churro torment,
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  Speaker 2: you and your betrothed dropping the old Zenu bomb. Honest,
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: I like them. Seven seven zero three one. Welcome back
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  Speaker 2: to the Jim Colbert Show. I am Jim dev is
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: right there. Jack is with us as well. Yeah, Man,
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: Ross has some thoughts. Let's get him.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: It's weird bird, it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: It's what Gucci man says. Sometimes. It's as to what
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: you can say.
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  Speaker 1: It's Ross if you call me tall like sts, it's
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  Speaker 3: I got a little fun game for us. I love adventure,
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: I love storytelling, I love it all. I love movies,
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 3: I love everything, and I love Lord of the Rings.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 3: You don't like Lord of the Rings, but you did
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: watch the spin off of Game of Thrones. Yes, I did,
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: which is awesome and it just honestly, the Lord of
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: the Rings thing is just time.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: I just haven't like I can't commit time to sit down.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: I watch a three hour movie. Yeah, you got you
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: gotta do it? Is that good?
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 15: Huh?
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: It's so good. They're supposed to be some of the
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: best movies out there, dude. That that second one, Two Towers, Yeah,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: I mean that series is supposed to be one of
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: the best movie series of all time, is it not? Yes? Yeah?
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 4: And the third one is the one that I know
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: all the oscars. But I just think they were waiting.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were. The thing was bubbling. They were waiting
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: for that those awards. And is that the j R. R.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: Tolkien thing? Is that? What that is?
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 21: That is?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Very nice? Nice, nice. Now we are gonna go
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: on our own little adventure. Appreciate that. I love adventure.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: I love I love when you guys get to choose
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 3: your own adventure as well, which is a huge part
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: of Dungeons and Dragons. Okay, nice this We're gonna play
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: like a bottom shelf game of Dungeons and Dragons. So
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: this is dollar general Dungeons and Dragons.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just to choose your own adventure. So I'll
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: paint the picture a little bit. Deb This is going
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: to be your page one of your adventure. You were
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: going out with the girls, all right, all right, that's
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: your adventure. Now, Jack, your adventure is that you are hungry.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: You're gonna go get something to eat.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: I am hungry. This is perfect, all.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: Right now, Jim, your adventure is here we go.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: It's fun. Okay, Well, I mean you said there's what's mine.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, depth is going up with the girls. That
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: sounds like a blast. Jackson, want to get some food.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. What am I doing?
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  Speaker 3: Your adventure is filled with, I would say, like a
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 3: small amount of confusion.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's the theme of your story for this roster.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: So my theme of the story is I'm going somewhere,
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: but I'm confused or on what I'm doing at all? Yeah?
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: What happens at the place? What place? Yeah? Yeah, well
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: you'll find out.
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  Speaker 4: I depend I guess it depends on the path you picks. Okay,
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 4: choose your own adventure. All right, let's do it. Thank you, Jack.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 3: All right, So Jack, your adventure starts off. You're walking
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: down a street. Yep, all right. To your left, you
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 3: see an ice cream parlor. To your right, you see
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: a pizza place. Oh man, where do you go? To
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 3: the left or to the right?
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 4: Hey, I love ice cream, but I am hungry. We're
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: going pizza. Okay, you're going pizza. Deb Are you ready?
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: I am? We're going out with the girls. Yayes.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: Well, here's my question right well, speaking of Hildy, the
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 3: name of your best friend. Yeah, My question to you, though,
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 3: is do you call that one friend that the rest
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: of the friends are a little iffy about. Do you
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 3: call that friend and invite that iffy friend, or do
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: you not call that friend?
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: Do not call that friend? You do not call that
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: now because you're thinking.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 7: About I'm gonna hang with that person one on one
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 7: instead of you know, mucking up the group dynamic.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: All right, that see, that's how you choose your own adventure. Okay, Jim,
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: you walk into a brothel? Do you walk up to
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 3: the desk or go to the bathroom immediately? A brothel, dude,
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: like a like a where prostitutes are. Yeah, you walk
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: into a brothel, and now your adventure starts. Do you
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 3: walk up to the desk or do you go to
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: the bathroom immediately?
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: I think you go to the bathroom to call your
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: wife and tell you running away home.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 3: No, I guess I go to the front desk. Okay,
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: all right, back to Jack's adventure. Now that you've chosen pizza, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: what you to your right is pepperoni, to your left
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 3: is mushroom. To your right is pepperoni. To your left
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: is cheese.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, I cheez cheeze all day. He's going cheese pizza.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 2: How dare you put pepperoni on his pizza? But I
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: prefer the cheese.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: Dare you, you go out with your friends that if
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 3: the friend starts to call you wondering, Hey, what's up?
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 3: Do you take the phone call or do you just
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: let it ring till the morning?
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  Speaker 18: Uh?
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: Let it ring? Jim.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 3: You selected the desk out of brothel. You walk up
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: to see the deals and your phone rings it's your wife.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: Do you start to cry? Or cry harder?
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: More? Cry more? Do you cry? Or do you cry hard?
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't what do we What am I doing?
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 2: Do you cry? I'll give those are my choices? Or
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: cry or cry harder? I'll give you. I'll give you
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: a second I'll give you a second option. Again, that's
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: not much of an adventure. Do you cry? Or do
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 2: you try to leave?
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: I try to leave? Okay, Okay, there you go, all right?
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: Because maybe I just stumbled into the brothel and I
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: didn't know what it was and that's why I went
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: to the front desk. But they feel for you and
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 2: they turn you around, bringing you right back to the desk.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: You are then asked which person do you want in
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: the brothel? Oh? Is it a redhead, a blonder, a brunette?
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: Do you choose a woman or a man? Oh? Well, well,
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not gay, so I choose a woman, but I'm.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: Not the receptionist. Here's whoa a man? I know a
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 3: guy named Francisco. She selects man. Anyways, back to you,
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 3: Jack with your cheese pizza. Yes, there is a side
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 3: offering of a caesar salad for four nine? Do you
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: select yes on the caesar salad for four ninety nine?
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: It might surprise you. I'm gonna go yes on that. Wow,
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 2: the night is coming to an end. Five dollars. The
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 2: knight is coming to an end.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 3: Dead and at one of the girlfriends goes, all right, girls,
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 3: hop in my car.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: Do you bring up ubering or do you just roll
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: the dice? Oh?
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 3: No, uber Jim, very responsible decision by yeah, you are
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: looking at a male prostitute in a brothel. You explain,
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 3: there must be some sort of miscommunication. Your male prostitute explains,
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: that's what they all say. He goes on to ask you,
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 3: does your family know about your little secret? Do you
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 3: say a yes or no?
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: I have no little secret. There's no secret. Well, you
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: did pick them. Hold up, you got to pick one,
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: yes or no? Hold on? Does your family know about
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: your little secret?
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: Hold on? Don't call it Little Jack's Adventures. The choice
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: between cheese or pepperoni, pizza and a salad. It was
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: almost mushroom, so don't forget that. And Dev's was also
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: going out. I had an iffy friend. I had to ignore.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 2: What are the choices? Again?
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 3: So the question from your male prostitute whose name is
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 3: francis what are.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: A male prostitute? I clearly said woman.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: But sometimes the adventure, But there was in your adventure
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: the receptionist heard whoa man? As in the receptionists in
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: your own adventure didn't hear woman. She she heard whoa man?
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: So then she selected Francisco for you. Okay, So then
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: Francisco is now wearing nothing but leather, standing in front
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 3: of you and is asking you does your family know
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: about your little secret?
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: Your options are yes or no. That's no. Francisco looks
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 2: at you and goes, that's what they all say. Then
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: you two make passionate love. You wake up. Francisco is gone.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: You're a little sore. Francisco is gone. Do you text
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: him or do you call him? I don't know what's
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: happening here. It's to choose your own adventure. Man. I
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: don't you text your male prostitute brothel Francisco, I don't
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: know what's going on. Do you text him or do
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 2: you call him? I don't know what's going on. There's
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: just two options. I would I guess I would text,
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: so you would text Francis. Go why why is my
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: adventure like this? He does?
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 3: There, he does, Francisco doesn't respond at all. Do you
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 3: cry or do you go to the bathroom?
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not gonna cry because I didn't want to
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 2: talk to Francisco to begin with, nor did I want
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: to be sore. So I go to the bathroom, maybe
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: to wash the shame away. You do go to the
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: bathroom to wash the shame away? Well, how do you
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 2: know that? Because this is my adventure? Do you look
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: back at the mixed the miss texts? I don't know
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 2: what you're taught. I don't don't. Why aren't you asking
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 2: them questions? Oh? Their adventures wrapped up? Minutes their adventures
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: are done. Yeah, and mine continues on with Francisco in.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: Toe absolutely, which checks out because this is a love story.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: It's not a love story. So you said no, I
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: said no. I don't. I say no to all of it.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 3: A male prostitute named Francisco is crying in front of you.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 3: Do you take him to the bathroom?
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 2: No, I don't. Do you take him back to the broth?
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 2: I don't take him anywhere. I'm not going anywhere with Francisco.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 2: There is no Francisco. It's an adventure. It's not an adventure.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 2: This is slanderous. It is it's to choose your own adventure. Yeah,
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 2: I know, I understand. That's what you say. It is.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: That means you're slendering yourself.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 3: There are no choices. The choices are dogs. These choices
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: suck and say that. Oh, actually, look at that. We're
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 3: going back to dead's adventure real fast. Okay, you get
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 3: a phone call from your friend Francisco.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: Do you answer it? Hell? Yeah, I want that tea.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: He goes on to explain of this wonderful lover that
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 3: he met last night. Oh, come on, where he works.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 4: It's a compliment. It's not a compliment, he said, wonderful
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 4: Jim Culbert. No, Francisco goes, that's the one. Do you
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 4: believe him or not?
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 2: No? So you don't even make love good. We have
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 2: to be close on time, right, we probably have another
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: minute or no, I don't think. I think We need
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 2: to make sure that we stay on time with this.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 2: We need to get as much as eight bit update
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 2: as possible. It's Francisco hungary for pizza. Uh whoa shack?
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 7: Okay, someone's willing tole Francisco.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 2: I think you want the cheese. That's what you want
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: to do. Boy, that's on a tea scenario for you.
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 2: Your adventures not it is not. I could tell all
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: three of you guys had fun on that adventure. I don't.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: Did not at none, No fun. None fun I had,
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 2: but I had none fun. Don't don't forget your ranch.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: Was it a guy's name? It's it Francisco. It's that
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 2: it's a guy. I don't. I'm not down with dudes.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't. I'm roll that way. I'm not
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 2: sexually attracted to men. You see what I'm saying. But
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 2: not even like to choose your own adventure? Can I
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: tell you, especially in a choose your own adventure way,
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 2: you don't have the curious mind. Yeah? I do have
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 2: a very curious mind, just not there. Just not curious
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 2: enough for Francisco.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 3: Are you down with Francisco? It's four beers in me.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 3: We'll talk to oh my God, those are your ross thoughts. Listen,
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 3: bring him over for pizza.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 7: We're gonna have jants to meet him from Francisco.
• 2:00:32
  Speaker 2: You're out there, we're gonna meet you. No, we are
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: not going to meet you, Francisco. Do not think that
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: you can meet me Francisco, hug. If your name is Francisco,
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 2: do not do what he's about to say. This would
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 2: be a very bad move on your part. Do not
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 2: do not do that. Don't definitely do not honk or
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: butt squeeze me. Don't do any of that. Bad move,
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: terrible advice. Whatever the definition of honk to you means,
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 2: give it a go. Yeah, yeah, Now if his name
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 2: is Phil, those are your ross thoughts about peace? All right,
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 2: Mills air for a seven nine one texts seven seven
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  Speaker 2: zero three one eight bit up eight is next, Jim, Jim.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 21: I don't know what you've done the wrong today, but
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 21: he's sure to set you up on his Every option
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 21: you have is all.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 7: It's a setup.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 16: I'm confused.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 2: I certainly felt the wrong. Feel like a total set up.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: All right, Ron, I like you well enough. You're going
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: off the rail. You can't stop any time now.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 24: Hey, Colberte crew DC Francisco. My English so good. But
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 24: Senor Jack a police the pizza, please a makeey for
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 24: me and my friend Senior HEIMI. Oh, you know, he
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 24: had a good time. He come and get me at
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 24: the Blotol. You know he paid good money because he
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 24: got good money too, you know. But I'm not charging
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 24: no more money because I really want to work things
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 24: for me and Senior Hommy.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 16: You know.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 8: Yes, the afternoon the gym called Bert show Prince of
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 8: the Island.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: This year.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna eat any more turkey because you put
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 8: your chess out. It looks like a turkey price. Now
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 8: I know why Jimmy had long hair. It was all
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 8: for Francisco. Did you meet Francisco on the crowd Jimmy.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 18: Hi, my name is Francisco. I met a young gentleman
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 18: this weekend. He said he was gonna Jimmy Mike Albert,
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 18: but they.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 17: Got a phone call and got all scared and started crying.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 17: So I never heard from him again. If if he's
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 17: still around, i'd show would love to see him again.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah bye.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: I was never around, dude, all right, never around. Why
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: are you guys, Pauline and acting like that actually happened?
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 2: Why would you do that? That doesn't make it any sense.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: Jack said, there's tons of them. Get on the air
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 2: on amount of time. There's a couple more Franciscos. Our
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: next guest has to compose themselves, all right, four oh
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 2: seven nine. When I do not care for that? Did
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: not care for that? We have to relook at your deal.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: I'd choose Sorry, yeah, well you're about to choose violence.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 2: You don't even know. Let chuse some violence on your
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 2: ass on the hallway when we get out of here. Dude,
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 2: Now you know what I'm gonna hear the rest of
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 2: my life. Where's Francisco? For the rest of my life? Dog?
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 2: Have you chosen Ross? You had option Ross? Ross? Your
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 2: father's day is really gonna suck to be eating your
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: steak through a straw. Best listeners in the world, Welcome
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: back to the Jim Culbert Show Roll Radio one oh
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 2: four point one. I'm Jim. There's deb don't you mean no,
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: I don't uh. Jack is here as well. Francisco. All off,
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 2: All right, let's do eight bit update. Don't say all
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 2: like you mother. It's game time on real Radio. Ready for.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: Your quick hit on gaming news, reviews and a little
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 1: chaos as pop Pomp tries gaming update with Jayden's starts.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 2: Now in the house. Buddy, I know that you are
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 2: chomping at the bit. Even my old ass saw the
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: news today and everybody must be losing their gd mind.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 26: Oh we we are we I texted Jack as soon
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 26: as I saw this because I was like, he needs
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 26: to know this before I even tell you what happened.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 26: Sounds like you had a great time for Francisco.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about, buddy. All right,
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 2: no clue what you're talking about? Are you fair enough?
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 8: Fair?
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fair enough. Check out the podcast. No, do
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 2: not do that, buddy. You're fine. It's happening. This is
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 2: not a drill.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 26: GTA six is right around the corner, Right around the
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 26: corner today.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: We just got pre order a date. It's a week
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 2: away exactly, June twenty fifth.
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 26: We can start pre ordering GTAA everybody.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So, will this be the big sales event? In
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 2: other words, will we get an idea of how many
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 2: copies this thing's gonna sell because most people are gonna
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: pre order it.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 26: Oh yeah, I can't wait to see the number on
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 26: this pre order. I guarantee you this will be the
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 26: biggest pre order in years. I don't know anybody that
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 26: pre orders games anymore. I really don't. Oh really yeah,
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 26: I mean maybe like digitally and they just don't say anything.
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 26: But like, no one goes to a store in pre
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 26: orders the game anymore. Really, this will be the game
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 26: that brings that back.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 2: So you actually have to go to a physical place
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 2: to do that. You cannot visual too.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 26: But everyone's gonna want this thing physical, especially if you
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 26: live in Florida. Like there's a pink flamingo on the
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 26: cover art. Yeah, they released the cover art. We got
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 26: a little bit of footage of the new game. Still
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 26: no trailer at all. I'm waiting for that trailer. The
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 26: one thing I don't understand is they announced pre orders,
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 26: but we haven't got a pre order bonus yet. So
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 26: usually when you pre order a game, they have a
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 26: bunch of like collector's items or something fun that you
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 26: get to use in the game. But we have no nothing.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 26: We don't know if they're gonna come out with anything.
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but from what you've told me, it's it's it's
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 2: it's a massive accomplishment just to be able to make
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 2: the announcement they're making right now. Considering all the all
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 2: the delays that have been.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 26: Happening, right, I told myself, I was like, I know,
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 26: we got a date and everything for pre orders now,
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 26: but I'm not gonna believe this game's real until it's
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 26: in my hands physically and I'm looking at it.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 2: When is the delivery date for that? If they're pre
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 2: ordering in June, when is the release date?
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 26: I believe it's November eight, team, Oh my goodness. I mean,
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 26: you gotta get the pre orders in so everybody can
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 26: buy them.
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know if this is a hot take, but
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 3: it feels like a hot take maybe being caught up
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 3: in the moment. It's the greatest piece of content ever created.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 3: We don't even know it yet, Like when it comes
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 3: to the budget, the hype, the medium that it's on,
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 3: which is a video game at like, the engineering behind it.
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 3: It's an eighth wonder of the world when this thing
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 3: comes out.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, it just feels like it's like a Taylor
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 2: Swift album drop kind of thing. I mean, you know,
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 2: in the height of her career, when she dropped eras
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 2: bigger than Swift. I understand that. I don't know any
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to compare it to anything.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 3: That's why I think it's the biggest piece of content,
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 3: the biggest piece of anything for entertainment purposes to ever exist.
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 2: Is this one of those situations like it's the day
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: after the Super Bowl, all of a sudden, everybody's sick? Yeah? Like,
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: is this gonna be one of those situations where the
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 2: day after the release that you're gonna have thousands of
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 2: people calling out of work because they're gonna be playing
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 2: the damn thing all day, all week long. Is that
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 2: what's gonna happen?
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 26: Well, I believe lully enough November ninethe on November nineteenth
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 26: a Thursday, it turns out the nineteenth.
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 2: Why would they make that a Thursday. Let's push it
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: to the twentieth. There's about to be a whole bunch
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 2: of three day weekends. Oh I'm taking a three day week.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 2: What I tell you? People are right now, they're cutting
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 2: off one of their days off to make that the
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 2: day off.
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 4: Two weeks ago, Ryan Holmes was not here on a Wednesday,
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 4: or was had a scheduled day off on a Wednesday,
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 4: and he couldn't remember why, and then remembered that was
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 4: the original release date for GTA, So so he had
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 4: the day off and then when they change it, he
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 4: forgot to change.
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's Friday. I'll be doing eight bit update from
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 2: the house can be calling. It has a lot of
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: it hasn't It hasn't rulled Miami Vice Field to it.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 2: It takes place in Miami, so it does. Oh yeah, baby.
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 26: So back on the PS two they had GTA Vice City,
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 26: we're going back to that same exact city. It's a
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 26: it's like, it's like, my it is Miami. It is,
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 26: but there's also a little bit of Orlando in there.
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 26: There's Tampa. We're going all the cross to Florida. Is
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 26: it just based in Florida the entire game game?
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 3: Dude, this is why this is about to melt this
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 3: state's pants off. Wow, Like Florida's already kind of infamous,
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 3: GTA six is about to change our state's GDP.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 2: Now. I remember when they did the last one. There
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 2: was a lot of Florida man kind of like stuff
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: in there, like dudes that look real crazy and alligators
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: on leashes and all the stupid stuff you hear about
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: Florida doing. Is it gonna have more of that?
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 17: Oh?
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: Absolutely? That was the teaser video.
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 26: It was just about to tell you go watch the
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 26: first teaser trailer they dropped that. It's like that is Florida.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 7: Because if you remember, there's a guy in there with
• 2:09:38
  Speaker 7: his face all tatted up from his mugshot. Remember, Yeah,
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 7: and that one guy suited him, didn't he He tried
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 7: to sue I do remember this story. Yes, he tried
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 7: to sue him and nothing happened because he was like,
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 7: you know, I'm gonna want some residuals from this if
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 7: my face is on it, and there, what is that guy?
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 2: Name your mugshot? That guy that everybody knows who that
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 2: guy is. That guy's like a famous dude down there. Yeah,
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: but no one knows his name. What's his name? He's
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 2: got the gold He is at the grill the whole
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 2: nine yards. That doesn't help.
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 3: Looking at the cover art of g t A six
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 3: gave me goosebumps. And I don't care that makes anybody
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 3: feel weird because seeing this, that marketing, that logo.
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 2: Seeing the cartoon pop art.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 3: Of an alligator on the GTA six cover art is
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 3: making me kind of a proud Floridian.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, this is so awesome. They
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 2: call him the joker. That's not the guy I'm thinking about.
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 2: This guy's like a rapper or something like that. Oh yeah,
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 2: yeah this guy. Wow, And it looks so much. Look
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 2: how real that looks. Yeah, that teaser trailers insane? That
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 2: is so insane. How real that looks. It looks like
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 2: a videotape. Are you It literally looks like somebody who's
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 2: doing the video with their phone. Are you looking at
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 2: the video of the skyline right now? Or the trailer?
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 2: Jack has the trailer up? I think itsack? Yeah, yeah,
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 2: it's a preview. It's a teaser. How official gameplay details? Now?
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 2: Look the she I mean, look the other stuff. When
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 2: you bring people in it, you know, you can kind
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 2: of tell immediately, right. So when they showed that my
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: grandfather lived in Fort Lauderdale and it's those old like
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: flat houses, the flat roof houses, like three two's and
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: they all kind of look the same, right, And man,
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 2: when they just show that, I had a total flashback.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 2: It looked exactly like that. Yeah.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 26: So when Rockstar does these games, they go all out.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 26: They send teams to these states, Like when they were
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 26: in LA for GTA five, they went to LA. When
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 26: they were in New York, for GTA four, they went
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 26: to New York. They travel all around and they pinpointed exactly.
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 3: Did you, by any chance see the viral video clip
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 3: of a rock Star developer who is out in LA
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 3: and he starts laughing and they ask him, why are
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 3: you laughing? He goes, I know exactly where we are.
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 3: I've never been here before.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, you could put me in LA right now.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 26: I know exactly where I am and where I'm going
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 26: because I played GTA five for so long.
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 2: And will that be the same for people who have
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 2: never been to Miami that they'll be able to watch
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: this game? And even though the Miami is a different
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 2: the streets are all set up the same, Like they'll
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 2: know how to get to Miami to Orlando from this game.
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 4: But it's gonna take you five minutes in the game
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 4: to drive from Miami to Orlando.
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, real life takes about five hours. So does
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 2: this also represent like the areas like Liberty City, all
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 2: the real sketchy areas of Miami or do they rename
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 2: all those little burroughs. It'll they'll rename it into their
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 2: own little thing.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 26: They will be pinpoint like Miami is not Miami, it's
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 26: by City. Yea, yeah, so they they have ways around it.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 26: I don't think they can legally do that, but if
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 26: they could, that'd be awesome.
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy, man. I told you about modding
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago.
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 26: I will the first, Well, when when it releases on PC,
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 26: I will, that's the first thing I'll do. Oh yeah,
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 26: I'll make it. I'll make it like real life essentially,
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 26: I will be living in real Florida socially.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 2: How do you mod I mean, do you have to
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 2: buy those modifications or do you have to earn them
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 2: or everything's free?
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 26: You just download files put them in your game files
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 26: only on PC. Yeah, I mean you're gonna have to
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 26: wait a while for that because GTA always comes out
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 26: a year later on piece.
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 2: Now, you don't play it on PC, right, you played
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 2: on a game like a game console or.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 3: I'm a console gamer. I'm an Xbox guy and I
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 3: love my switch too.
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 2: What is the what is the difference between the PC
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 2: version and the Xbox version?
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 14: Is it more?
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: Is the PC version faster or is the clarity better
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 2: or something? Or it can be. It all depends.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 3: PC gaming, to my knowledge, is the nicest way to game.
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 3: If you are willing to invest when you buy a console. Yeah,
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 3: it's when you buy a console, that's what you're set.
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 3: That's your specs.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: What is your gaming like? When when you put together
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 2: your gaming system? What do you have invested in? Dude?
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 26: If you want, I have a pre built I couldn't
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 26: tell you a single thing about my specs. Oh really no,
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 26: I just want to be able to have that computer
• 2:13:35
  Speaker 26: run and run good games. So I just got the
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 26: most up to date one.
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 2: So I hear. It's like when you get one of
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 2: the things you have to upgrade the graphics card and
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 2: the sound card. That like that's immediate, right, Yes, your
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 2: your computer has to handle the refresh rates for these games.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 2: Is that the deal? Yeah?
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 26: I mean when more powerful games come out, yeah, you'll
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 26: need an upgrade in your system. But there's only you
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 26: only really touch a couple of things here and there.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 26: You don't rebuild it at large.
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 7: By the way, Lawrence aka Florida Joker, Yeah, someone just
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 7: texted us to a seven seven zero three win.
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you? And ross. Is the experience the same on
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: switch as it is on your console.
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 3: It is not, however, switched to really close. They kind
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 3: of switch to the latest switch console is basically in
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 3: the same cold sect. Now I'm playing the same games
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 3: on Xbox as I am on the switch to, which
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 3: feels awesome, and I put it in my veins.
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you only have a couple of minutes here, buddy.
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 2: I know that this is the big news the GTA
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 2: pre sale, for sure, but anything else out there worth mentioning.
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 26: I just saw this story about Lego coming out with
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 26: this massive pinball machine over eleven thousand pieces, like it's
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 26: a real pinball machine for two hundred and thirty dollars.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 26: I kind of thought that was a steal thinking about
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 26: Lego Price Steel. Yeah, I saw that. I was like, oh,
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 26: I'm going to buy that. And UFC six comes out tomorrow,
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 26: really excited for that game. I love the UFC games. Oh,
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 26: I've been playing them forever.
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 2: The only thing they would upgrade are the players, right,
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 2: like the fighters. That's the only reason they would need
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 2: to reissue one. Or do they offer more moves is
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 2: the same?
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 26: Yeah, it's it's mostly just like graphical and then they'll
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 26: add new fighters or they're add new moves. But honestly,
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 26: the games have been a downgrade since UFC two. But
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 26: I've heard a lot of great reviews about UFC six.
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 26: The people that pre ordered it was able to start
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  Speaker 26: playing it last week, and I've heard nothing but positive stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And you think it would be like combat thing would
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 2: be really big because back in the day when games
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  Speaker 2: first started, like I mean, Jack will tell you, the
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 2: combat games were like really really a big deal because
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  Speaker 2: it was the only time you could fight. You could
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  Speaker 2: play against another player where you weren't like you know,
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 2: using a man a man or something like.
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  Speaker 26: That, right, I mean, those fighting games are still popping,
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 26: like to this day, Mortal Kombat. There's a new one
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 26: that came out with The Man Forgot the TV show
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 26: Fits and it's an animated TV show Invincible and had
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  Speaker 26: a fighting game. So they produce them still. But UCF
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  Speaker 26: is or UFCS on top when it comes to martial
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  Speaker 26: arts fighting.
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  Speaker 2: How many of these GTA things will they sell? Is
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 2: this one hundred million sell? Is it more than one
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  Speaker 2: hundred million?
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  Speaker 26: I saw a report today that the pre order will
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  Speaker 26: break records for sales.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, really the pre order a lower because this is
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  Speaker 2: a global product, right, Oh yeah, nationwide worldwide everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they do they Okay, let me ask, can they buy
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  Speaker 2: this in China. Yeah, I would think so.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I don't know many really China, that's a communist country,
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  Speaker 7: and they they limit like even I mean you can't
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  Speaker 7: get TikTok, Instagram, Facebook and China South Korea. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: would imagine you can get GTA six seper hand.
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  Speaker 26: China's definitely banned former GTAs in the past. I don't
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  Speaker 26: They might launch it in China, but I can't imagine
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  Speaker 26: they would stay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean what what it stands were really probably
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  Speaker 2: isn't China, you know, I mean you know you can Yeah,
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 2: it's it's a bit of a rebellion. As a rule,
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: not down for rebellions. I don't know. If you saw
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  Speaker 2: the square, that's a change.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm reading some crazy numbers about how many units
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 3: are expected to sell. You are talking some industry voices.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine extremely high figures, as in eighty five million units
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  Speaker 3: shipped in the first sixty days.
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  Speaker 26: Dude, Rockstar could start their own country with how much
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  Speaker 26: they're going to make off this right.
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 2: Here, they have spent a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 26: Making it, too well, they're gonna make it.
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 2: Times to say yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well they are expected, I mean, this is all wishy washy,
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 3: you have to you're talking about the future here, but
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 3: estimated about three point two billion dollars in revenue in
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 3: the first full year. Does not even bring up like,
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 3: let me buy stuff in the game.
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was about to ask the next thing,
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 2: And we only have a couple of seconds here, but
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  Speaker 2: I mean in that game, when you buy And that's
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 2: why I asked about the mods, because I so in
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 2: this game, do you buy guns and shields and this
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 2: likely like you buy with other games.
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 26: Yea yeah, but mostly when you're buying stuff in GTA,
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 26: it's on the online mode and you'll just buy cash
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 26: and you use the digital cash to go buy everything.
• 2:17:40
  Speaker 2: God, that's why you buy it in the game, Like
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 2: you go into a gun store in the game. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 2: not real life. I will go buy it a once
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 2: you load that up. I mean, you use that money
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 2: in the game like it's actual money. So if you
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 2: want to go get food, you go in there and
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 2: you pay for your food whatever.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 26: I got five mili my GTA five bank account right now.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 26: Whish I could turn that into real life cash.
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you. I'm I bet dude, very good.
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  Speaker 2: You can only treat good job today by you guys.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, with Jayden this weekend, he is going
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  Speaker 2: Very nice. They've got some news.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're going to talk about Senator Rick Scott reacts
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 7: to Trump's signing of the Iran deal. A Marion County
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  Speaker 7: Walmart employee is accused of stealing. It's what they stole,
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 7: that's the story, and parents are split over tracking adult children.
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  Speaker 8: Mmmm.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about that next during you heard it here first, cool,
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  Speaker 2: say a little break. We'll come back and get dev
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  Speaker 2: zews to get the hell out of here on a Thursday.
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  Speaker 15: Hey, So there was a sketch around the time when
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  Speaker 15: they moved the GT sixth release to when they were
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 15: going to say around November. There was a guy in
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  Speaker 15: the whole sketch was he got his girlfriend pregnant in
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 15: order to take that week off to play GTA six
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  Speaker 15: They tried to schedule it as close to when the
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  Speaker 15: birth would be around that time. So that's how people
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  Speaker 15: are gonna take it.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Illa franc he's going here. I thank you. Love
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  Speaker 2: this guy, Jim. He was so sweet you er and
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  Speaker 2: he loved me.
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  Speaker 13: Like a woman.
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  Speaker 23: I never heard back from my Jennie. You never ever
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  Speaker 23: called me.
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  Speaker 7: It breaks my heart.
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  Speaker 13: Is broken.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? That was? Weird islands, the weird, the
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  Speaker 2: weird things. I actually feel bad for the guys. That
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  Speaker 2: was big tea? Was it really a way? Big tea?
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  Speaker 2: Little lesbian?
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  Speaker 8: You?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're already one
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  Speaker 2: oh four point one. I'm John, there's deb Hello, Jack
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  Speaker 7: My favorite callback to Ross thoughts was the person who
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  Speaker 7: text that us at seven seven zero three one and
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  Speaker 7: said the most fictitious part of this whole bit was
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 7: us pretending that Jack would agree to what five dollars
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  Speaker 7: up charge?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Exactly? No way possible? Right? All right? Seven seven
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  Speaker 2: zero three one. That's how you text us. Yeah, we
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 2: are taking tomorrow off for June teenth recognition of the
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  Speaker 2: Is it the end of slavery here in the US?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: More the notification that that last group in Texas months after.
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 2: It took a while they didn't have email or texting. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 2: we had a faithful listener who is an African American
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  Speaker 2: man who we love greatly, is an awesome dude, And
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 2: he called up and was old disappointed that we hadn't
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  Speaker 2: mentioned it. And to be honest with you, it was
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 2: just a slip of the mind. It wasn't. We weren't
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 2: trying to ignore it by any any means at all.
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 2: But yeah, we are taking tomorrow off for June teenth,
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  Speaker 2: and we will see you for sure on Monday. And
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  Speaker 2: you guys out there that are celebrating it, celebrated.
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  Speaker 7: Loud red velvet cake. That's one of the yeah, traditional things,
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  Speaker 7: that's a traditional meal. Yeah, really, I did not hear
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  Speaker 7: the dessert yet exactly. Do you know anything else about the.
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  Speaker 2: Traditional I'm trying to remember.
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  Speaker 7: I want to say there's strawberry soda is part of
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 7: that as well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah I remember this, Yeah
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  Speaker 2: I do, I do remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Strawberry
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  Speaker 2: nee high, big old, big old strawberry nee high sevent
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  Speaker 2: sugar is it? That's when you know it's good. You
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 2: could feel your teeth running. So here we go.
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  Speaker 7: Juneteenth Foods Center on Resilience, African Diasport, Traditions, and joy
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  Speaker 7: such as watermelon, hibiscus tea, strawberry soda, and red velvet cake.
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  Speaker 2: Nice. That's awesome, man, all right, so enjoy, all right,
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  Speaker 2: very good. They're taking Father's Day up on everybody out
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  Speaker 2: there who is a dad. Have a great Father's Day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I hope you guys all have a good Father's Day
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  Speaker 7: and get to do what you want.
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  Speaker 2: Wonderful family times. Do what you want.
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  Speaker 4: If you haven't heard the Big Green Egg searcher asoff
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  Speaker 4: has been found, it has and the location again, Jimmy,
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  Speaker 4: was that Kasimi Lakefront Park over by the Veterans Memorial Area.
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  Speaker 4: There were five stones there that was the Disciple of stones,
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  Speaker 4: each representing a branch of the US military.
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  Speaker 2: I hit it in the very behind the middle wind.
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  Speaker 2: There's a bush there and I just literally put it
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  Speaker 2: right in that bush. It was wrapped in black duct tape,
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  Speaker 2: and our boy Dan walked right up to it and
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 2: took it and apparently saw somebody saw him do it. Yeah,
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 2: So we had another person said, oh my god, another opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: As I'm walking up to find it, I see a
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 2: guy walking away with it there.
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  Speaker 4: I believe yesterday we had a texture that said they
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 4: were looking in that park.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the rain drew up. The rain waite them stop?
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  Speaker 2: tell the sound here Jim before you move on, dude,
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  Speaker 2: big thanks to you for what spending a crazy amount
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  Speaker 2: of time writing that thing. Yeah. I enjoyed doing noo, butuy,
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  Speaker 1: Good time for you heard it here. First on the
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  Speaker 7: Florida Republican Senator Rick Scott points out that the US
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  Speaker 7: run Memorandum of Understanding is not the piece deal, but
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  Speaker 2: only did this because they've been killing Americans.
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  Speaker 7: Well, others in the GOP are much harsher critics, with
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  Speaker 7: outgoing Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy blaming or blasting the memorandom
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  Speaker 2: I think Tom tillisid was the worst one in one
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  Speaker 4: Wow both lap dogs. By the way, that's all though, right.
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  Speaker 7: A Walmart employee in Marion County is accused of stealing
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  Speaker 7: hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise, including Pokemon cards. Nineteen
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 7: year old Stephen Bambiko Oley was caught stealing the items
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  Speaker 7: through self checkout transactions. The stolen goods included Pokemon cards, donuts, noodles,
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  Speaker 7: pet supplies, candles, and groceries. Now that's the list you
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  Speaker 7: want to tell your cell mates about when you're in
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  Speaker 21: Right.
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  Speaker 7: No, Drew Ole was arrested and taken to the Marion
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 7: But a new national poll finds phone tracking is following
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  Speaker 7: many kids well into adulthood. The University of Michigan Health
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  Speaker 7: pop poles as fifty two percent of parents track the
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  Speaker 7: twenty five. Most say they do it for safety or emergency. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and you heard it here on the Jim Culbert Show.
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  Speaker 4: Dad must spend time with kids or dad gets to
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